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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something I've been thinking about a

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Speaker 2: I thought.

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Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, I got to share this with

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Speaker 1: the kid. Let me see, let me get the picture right? Cool?

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Speaker 3: Oh? What? What? What?

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Speaker 4: What are you going to your ancess?

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Speaker 5: When when I was a boy, my daddy sat me

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Speaker 5: on his knee and he told me.

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Speaker 1: He told me many things, and he said, son, there's

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Speaker 1: a lot of things in this life that you're gonna

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Speaker 1: have no use for.

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Speaker 6: What's happening? Did I just take a drunk? What's happening?

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Speaker 3: And when you get blue and you've lost all your dreams,

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Speaker 3: there's nothing like a campfire and a big can of pin.

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Speaker 4: This is this impromptu? Is this?

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Speaker 1: I took up from a song that's from Tom Tom

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Speaker 1: Waite's a Lucky day.

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Speaker 2: He'll take you. He said, what are more? My dad

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Speaker 2: is sho and he told me he told me.

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Speaker 1: Anything, and he said, son, there's a lot of things

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Speaker 1: in this world that you're gonna have no use for.

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Speaker 3: And when you get blue and you've lost all your dreams,

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Speaker 3: there's nothing like.

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Speaker 2: A campfire and a cannabans. And then he jumps into

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Speaker 2: the class course. Where has best count?

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Speaker 3: Say? She dopp and said the school.

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Speaker 1: He don't sing like that though, because he's got that great.

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Speaker 4: I got too renditions of this song and was this

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Speaker 4: the thing you were thinking of lately?

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Speaker 7: All I got to since you begotten? I was like, man,

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Speaker 7: I gotta make the next episode impact. And I was like, oh,

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Speaker 7: I know, I'll get top weight.

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Speaker 6: That's really what what I've been thinking.

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Speaker 2: Here's what I've been thinking. Let me ask you this.

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Speaker 1: Harley just got a new haircut, which as a father,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, that's adorable. You look as

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Speaker 1: adorable as ever. What a great thing.

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Speaker 2: What's the reaction then, to those who matter the most?

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Speaker 1: People you'll never meet, total strangers who on Instagram if

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Speaker 1: you click on their names, have private accounts and you

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Speaker 1: can't even judge their hair bag. No, what's the reaction been, Like, Well.

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Speaker 8: I got my bangs cut to be normal bangs, like

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Speaker 8: a year you go, and then I just kept they

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Speaker 8: kept growing, so I just kept chopping them and chopping

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Speaker 8: them until they are what they are now. I guess

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Speaker 8: they would be considered micro banks.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and some mom's nickname when I met her Michael Banks.

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Speaker 4: I don't want understand the joke.

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Speaker 9: But some people, some people really love it. Some people

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Speaker 9: think it's cool.

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Speaker 8: I think it's cool, and then other people say really.

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Speaker 4: Unkind things about it.

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Speaker 2: For example, like.

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Speaker 8: The comment I just saw minutes before sitting down to

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Speaker 9: Why is your haircut so terrible?

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Speaker 1: And I often and that came from you know, former

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Speaker 4: I would be crying.

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Speaker 2: Iluminary. What's online?

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Speaker 1: Luminary?

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Speaker 2: You know, with that much influence and.

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Speaker 1: Power told you that your haircut suck?

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Speaker 8: Just somebody was like less than a hundred followers in

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Speaker 9: Also, the things people say about my haircut, I'm like.

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Speaker 2: What they I don't care?

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Speaker 4: What do they say.

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Speaker 8: Everything about you except your haircut? Like I like everything

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Speaker 8: about you, but I hate your haircut.

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Speaker 1: You're just now or they always say this.

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Speaker 8: No, no, just these micro banks right, because it's a

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Speaker 1: It's a little uma thermin in pulp fiction.

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Speaker 9: Now, thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: That's what I would hope for.

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Speaker 2: Ninety's game recognizes nineties game.

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Speaker 9: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: I feel seen. I feel seen.

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Speaker 8: But yeah, it's fine, it's fine. People have been saying

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Speaker 1: How much shit do you think you get for just

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Speaker 1: because you're you, and like all the shift that comes

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Speaker 2: Vegan fucking hippy, fucking piece.

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Speaker 4: Nick comments are a lot legion.

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Speaker 1: And how many are like you are the fucking daughter

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Speaker 2: Like how many of you? What percentage would we? Oh

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Speaker 2: my way? Like if I didn't exist, that you wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: Have to deal with what a sad reality, both admitting

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Speaker 1: like we'd much rather me be alive in this scenario

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Speaker 1: and so that it's one less thing they could come

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Speaker 1: at you for, like I can't you know, I may

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Speaker 1: not exist. I can't change your fucking bang situation.

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Speaker 2: That micro bank ship. That's a war I can't get.

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Speaker 1: But with eliminating me from the equation, what percentage less

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Speaker 1: ship would you have to deal with?

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Speaker 2: Online? You know what?

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Speaker 8: It depends on what where the comments are, what posts

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Speaker 8: slash content you could say the comments are on, like

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Speaker 8: when it is about when I'm posting about veganism. Yes

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Speaker 8: it's one hundred percent. People tell me they're gonna eat

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Speaker 8: a steak because I as to give kindness to animals.

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Speaker 1: I've seen those.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna eat two steaks.

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Speaker 8: I really really hate that.

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Speaker 1: I never understood the wisdom there where. It's just like, well, fuck,

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Speaker 1: fuck your veganism. I'm gonna need a steak. I'm like,

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Speaker 4: Well I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Like that doesn't hurt me, Like I'm not part of

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Speaker 1: the vegan industrial complex. So you eating a steak, there

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Speaker 1: is no skin.

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Speaker 9: It is skinned.

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Speaker 1: Skid is skin.

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Speaker 4: I can't in spite of me, that's that hurts.

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Speaker 2: That hurts.

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Speaker 1: It's probably never gonna happen.

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Speaker 4: I feel like that hurts.

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Speaker 1: They thought they forgot about you the moment they fucking

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Speaker 1: sent that comment. They do you really think they went

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Speaker 4: Maybe the same guy who stays up all night fucking

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Speaker 4: responding to people on that internet board. So perhaps perhaps,

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Speaker 4: But but for people for you related.

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Speaker 8: Ship comments, I would say in this twenty five to

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Speaker 1: Ship was so fucking stick you were like, yeah.

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Speaker 2: That was that's one.

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Speaker 1: Never I've got too much time a mass another one.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. No, I can't say.

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Speaker 1: So they had fuck it.

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Speaker 2: That's hole.

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Speaker 4: Let's just let's just jump right over this house.

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Speaker 1: We said sticks and the two dogs were like.

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Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, they know the words.

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Speaker 2: They do that.

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Speaker 1: We noticed that they know the words sticks, and now

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Speaker 1: every once in a while we just say sticks sticks sticks.

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Speaker 2: You were like.

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Speaker 8: Earlier when I came in, you were like, watch this,

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Speaker 8: and then your mom just said stick stick.

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Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck?

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Speaker 2: Dog? Like, they're they're they're doing it the day that

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Speaker 2: we always wish for. All they're talking about is six.

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Speaker 1: Sticks stick stick stick stick sticks stick. On your phone,

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Speaker 1: you have a bunch of un read texts.

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Speaker 4: You could say that.

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Speaker 1: How many tell them? I'm going to tell you what

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Speaker 1: I've gotten on read on on my phone.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you go first. How about you expose yourself first?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Mine says twenty twenty to zero. Oh okay, And I

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Speaker 1: know that are unanswered. Are mostly like, you know, fucking

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Speaker 4: But yeah, okay, Well.

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Speaker 2: What what do you got over there?

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Speaker 1: What's on your phone? What is the young Holley?

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Speaker 8: Well, as a representative from the young Hollywood community, I

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Speaker 8: can say that right now I have two and fifteen on.

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Speaker 1: Red texts, twenty one hundred unread texts, yes, number one.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know you could fucking have that many?

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Speaker 8: Oh, These are from years. These are years and years

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Speaker 8: of unread texts because I never deleted anything because I'm

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Speaker 8: because I'm.

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Speaker 4: Nostolgia and scared.

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Speaker 1: So you have texts from like high school.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, down in there.

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Speaker 8: If I scrolled, oh yeah, they're there, and I went

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Speaker 8: down into the fucking pits.

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Speaker 4: Of these texts.

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Speaker 2: That's it.

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Speaker 4: I find some crazy.

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Speaker 1: Shit, fucking show man like.

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Speaker 9: Oh god, I'll start that life kind.

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Speaker 1: Of show where the like the motherfucker just won't get

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Speaker 4: To that Oh wow, yeah, and so.

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Speaker 1: You get to jump all throughout that person's so smart.

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Speaker 2: Right, Well there's another call, Holy shit, call home.

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Speaker 1: They're like, we don't do that sort of thing. Is

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Speaker 2: Then? Why would we do this? Twenty one?

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Speaker 1: Do you ever hope to answer any of them?

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Speaker 9: Any of them?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And what moves one to the read.

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Speaker 8: List when I when I respond? But there are just

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Speaker 8: some texts that I just don't want to really respond to.

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Speaker 4: And I don't I really, I really don't love.

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Speaker 9: Being being accessible at all times.

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Speaker 1: Is that a generational thing?

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Speaker 8: Because when you were growing up, you could not be

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Speaker 8: accessible at all times. Someone could ring your lambline and

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Speaker 8: like trot to find you.

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Speaker 1: You realized we never called.

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Speaker 8: It land whatever it's called a phone.

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Speaker 2: There were no options.

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Speaker 4: But I don't I don't know that you did.

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Speaker 1: Have a cordless phone. There are certain points, yeah, when

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Speaker 1: they did introduce the cordless phone, which was like, you know,

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Speaker 1: most phones had a windy, oh yeah, fucking chord that

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Speaker 1: you could only go so far. Progressive families, I mean

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Speaker 1: progressive meaning like you know, social agenda, progressive meaning like,

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Speaker 1: oh shit, let's get a double cord. Wow, I have friends.

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Speaker 1: You'd go through the whole fucking house with the phone,

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Speaker 1: and the cord would stretch like to the other, from.

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Speaker 2: One side of the house to the other.

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Speaker 1: That's low Tree at twenty one Jackson Street, where I

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Speaker 1: was raised by Mammalin and fucking Popoly Grandpopoli and ship

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Speaker 1: no such life.

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Speaker 8: I was gonna, oh no, I didn't want to assume,

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Speaker 8: but I was wondering how long your cord was?

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Speaker 2: Kitchen phone?

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Speaker 1: Was the kitchen phone right, and could go and oh

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Speaker 1: my god, like it's the longest phone conversation you feel you've.

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Speaker 4: Ever had in your life, three four hours.

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Speaker 1: Okay, like try eight nine overnight phone calls and stuff.

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Speaker 1: You couldn't get that going during the day, especially if

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Speaker 3: Let him found my magical lambs. If they make him

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Speaker 8: I don't know how incognito you could be.

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Speaker 1: I bet you, I bet you. It's like the Harry

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Speaker 4: Should we try? Should we try it?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: Let's say I disappeared and then you know, I mean

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Speaker 2: What happened?

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Speaker 9: I can't even imagine you without a hat on? I

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Speaker 1: Could you imagine I've been off the like I disappeared,

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Speaker 8: I would beat your fucking ass because you just fucking

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but what you don't know why? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Please saw me.

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Speaker 2: Fucking alves? Maybe they're can't. Oh what if I believe?

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Speaker 9: I think I would still beat your ass.

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Speaker 2: But what if?

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Speaker 1: But what if I was like, I can bring you

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Speaker 9: No, actually, I'd be like I found him and he

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Speaker 1: See this also sounds like a fucking TV movie. This

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Speaker 1: And then it turns out there were fucking elves and

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Speaker 4: Did you have other elf children.

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Speaker 4: You're there king for a buck's sake?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And as they're king, I've earned their trust. You

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Speaker 4: Has your plan is here?

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Speaker 1: That would be like, you know, fucking like the dogs

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Speaker 1: and they're like, did you have puppies?

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Speaker 3: I'm like dogs.

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Speaker 2: They made me their king. That was cool enough.

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Speaker 1: Not everything's about fucking sex. When you're made fucking the king,

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Speaker 8: I I I'm so sorry to downplay your responsibilities.

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Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of Game of Thrones. I know

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Speaker 2: You gotta be like King Arthur Man.

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Speaker 1: You and the land are one and ship like an EXCaliber.

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Speaker 9: Just keep your eye on the price in that instant,

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Speaker 1: Would there be any way that I could convince you

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Speaker 1: you think it was like well number one, did you think?

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Speaker 1: Would you think I was crazy? Would you think it

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Speaker 10: If that was.

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Speaker 11: Your line to cover for your ten year absence, yes, wow,

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Speaker 11: I'd probably think you your mental stability had gone completely downhill, right,

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Speaker 1: What if I'm like, I haven't smoked weed in like

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Speaker 1: ten years, because they don't, I won't.

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Speaker 4: Really be worried about weed, but I'm more concerned.

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Speaker 2: Look, I did drink elve ale.

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Speaker 1: Like once on a Christmas holiday once when I was

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Speaker 4: Ever, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: But other than that, no, a king can't be fucking drunk.

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Speaker 1: I've read enough history to know what happens. I was

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Speaker 8: Your teen your responsibilities really seriously, incredibly seriously, I'm proud

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Speaker 9: I would probably I maybe just I would assess.

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Speaker 4: I would assess your.

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Speaker 8: Current state of being in mind, and then I would

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Speaker 2: Well, you don't have to say it like that, like

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Speaker 4: That's how it seems twenty.

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Speaker 2: Four years old, like you got this so we don't

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Speaker 1: I just I went off the grid.

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Speaker 4: So you just fucking go.

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Speaker 1: Because that's the way it is in these stories, man,

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Speaker 1: the way it is sometimes you meet it.

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Speaker 1: Is this, yeah, and the stories man, it's like you

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Speaker 1: gotta hey, man, we need you right now. And if

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Speaker 1: you do this, you can't go back. It's like splash,

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Speaker 13: Back right cry, Oh my gosh, what were you doing

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Speaker 1: I was trying to sell Harley on Megan Levy because

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Speaker 1: what was her name? Kate Mara was at the Mercy

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Speaker 1: went to this thing years ago and fucking Joaquin Phoenix

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Speaker 4: Was at our table?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, at our table it.

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Speaker 4: Was as Quaquin Phoenix, Moby. It was crusty.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the most hated people in America. But he was

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Speaker 1: I don't know if he was if they had even

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Speaker 1: I was outside and he was outside, and we were bullshit.

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Speaker 1: We just had like a fucking conversation and I was like, bro,

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Speaker 1: I go fucking deep. I said, I've been watching since

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Speaker 1: and he was real nice and but I was like,

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Speaker 1: you're you're definitely winning that Oscar this year. And he's like,

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Speaker 1: you think? And I was like, oh my god, you

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Speaker 1: know because he was just a real sweetheart. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: we won the Oscar and I take credit for.

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Speaker 4: That, and that was because of you that.

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Speaker 1: When he wanted he was just like I talked to

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Speaker 1: Kevin Smith that night at Mercy Friend all natural and whatnot.

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Speaker 1: Real actors do weird ship like that, like that normal

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Speaker 2: I was just fucking I felt like having a sandwich one.

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Speaker 1: Yes ship by any event, this Mercy for Animals gig

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Speaker 1: Hardy went to This Year and so I was like,

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Speaker 1: who who was there looking for like the this Year'

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Speaker 1: Joaquin Phoenix and who would have guessed? Megan Levy.

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Speaker 4: Megan Levy, the.

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Speaker 2: Lady who played Megan le Mara.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it was also somehow related.

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Speaker 9: To Joaquin Phoenix dates her sister Maura.

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Speaker 4: Maybe they're married.

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Speaker 8: I'm not sure, but there's a tally iconic photo of

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Speaker 8: named Monty's the Burger Joint, where Rooney Mara and Joaquin

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Speaker 8: Phoenix are sitting on the stairs outside of Monty's with

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Speaker 2: Pretty kind of like this Year's Apology and Madi.

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Speaker 10: So funny.

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Speaker 2: If I ever win anything ever again.

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Speaker 10: Get fast fo fast food.

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Speaker 6: I can sprint your like, take a picture of me, please,

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Speaker 6: seem like someone else did.

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Speaker 1: Like Kevin James is so thirsty.

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Speaker 8: I'll be like, look look at what.

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Speaker 2: Hey, everybody look queens himself.

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Speaker 1: They're like, you must be Leah Remeny.

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Speaker 14: You're like, I am, Yeah.

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00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 2: All right, so.

452
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,120
Speaker 4: Hmm, that's Leman.

453
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 1: I guess we're done with those fucking elves.

454
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 8: I guess I mean the moral of the stories. I

455
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 8: would just be really fucking concerned for you and your

456
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 8: overall well being. And if you took me to the elves,

457
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 8: then I would truly be that would be a gigantic

458
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 8: mind fun.

459
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,439
Speaker 2: Then you would forgive me, then you'd be I wouldn't

460
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 2: forgive what happens in those stories, in those moments.

461
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 4: I wouldn't forgive.

462
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:41,639
Speaker 2: How could you not forgive?

463
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,440
Speaker 1: If, like literally, if the elves are like, that's hey,

464
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 1: that's from that's all came back.

465
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 4: You didn't have you didn't have a phone.

466
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 2: We're twenty anymore.

467
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 4: I still need a fun.

468
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,239
Speaker 1: From twenty But you can make it from twenty four

469
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 1: to thirty four and then find out that, like fucking

470
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 1: I was big with the I.

471
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 4: Hate this hypothetical.

472
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 2: It gave me magic.

473
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,640
Speaker 4: Oh they'll get hit fucking mention.

474
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 1: That at the end of the story I could fucking

475
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:15,400
Speaker 1: take to bring us back to ten years and ship

476
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 1: while still retaining everything we know, which gives you a

477
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: second bite at the apple because remember you killed that

478
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,679
Speaker 1: kid in high school. So as this part of the

479
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:31,640
Speaker 1: story way wait, no, no, no, no shoes.

480
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 2: So it so fucking so much. Yeah, it was fucking

481
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 2: traffic guys, right, and you've been haunted by it.

482
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,160
Speaker 4: That's the part of the story, not real life.

483
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 2: Just clarifying.

484
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:45,679
Speaker 1: Now, by going back ten years, you'll be able to

485
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 1: FuG and erase that ship like that.

486
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 2: Look, I had to think something I was going to

487
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 2: be like that.

488
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 1: Well that you accidentally killed Austin, so that makes even

489
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 1: more arch But then you could that is even better

490
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 1: because then you can bring them back to life.

491
00:26:58,920 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 10: Oho.

492
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:04,160
Speaker 1: Well when you put it that way, then in the sequel,

493
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 1: Austin's in therapy because he was like, I was dead.

494
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: I've seen the other side and there's nothing like. I

495
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:13,199
Speaker 1: am desperate to stay here now because all that exists

496
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 1: on the other side of this isn't empty. A hole

497
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: in the ground chills. He's like, Harley, we must live.

498
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 1: We must do everything we can to live.

499
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 4: Wow.

500
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: And he's like, so in order to do that, we

501
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,400
Speaker 1: have to start eating the elves.

502
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 2: But my father is the.

503
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 4: Elf king, and I'm pretty sure he has secret.

504
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 15: Thrown a ship rides itself your performances right there, but

505
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 15: my father, yes, but do.

506
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 4: You have an elf queen? Be honest, No.

507
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 2: Again, why would I fuck an elf? They're like this

508
00:27:54,280 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 2: small use an elf like a fleshlight. Goddamn it. He's

509
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 2: the only place elf world is where I'm a giant.

510
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,679
Speaker 2: But no, there's no queen.

511
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: They don't like they just made me the king because

512
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:12,679
Speaker 1: I protect of.

513
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 4: Course, sorry for not understanding that.

514
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 1: Part, dumb kids.

515
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 2: Sorry, she doesn't understand how it goes these stories.

516
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 4: Dumb as don't get it.

517
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: But yeah, so then it becomes about how you have

518
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 1: to choose between me and the man you love, your.

519
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 2: Father, because Austin when he came back, is like the.

520
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: Only way to stay alive in this world to eat

521
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 1: the elk them. And he's like, and I've been to

522
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: the other side. This is no speculative bullshit.

523
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 2: This is like we don't know what he's like.

524
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: I know it's on the other side and it's it's

525
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: fucking nothingness and it's a void and like the we

526
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: never want to go back there hardly. So he's got

527
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: like good intentions, but you know, in order for something

528
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: to live, something's got to fucking suffer and or die

529
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: in this world. So it takes that concept and it

530
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: makes it even a little more crimson because it's like.

531
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 2: You know, it's not like plants.

532
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 1: He start amazine fucking things, they're like, please don't now

533
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 1: crunch and.

534
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 2: You gotta eat them alive.

535
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 9: That's part of the story, you know, for veganism.

536
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 2: Perhaps perhaps there's a lesson, a.

537
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 9: Lesson to be learned at the center of this too.

538
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 2: Could be could be something to learn.

539
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 8: Well, then my answer would have to be to go

540
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 8: with you and the elves, even though I am. I

541
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 8: am upset with you still, and it would have to

542
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 8: take it would have I would It would take a

543
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 8: moment time out.

544
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 1: Your fucking boyfriend is like, we're gonna eat the magic

545
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: elves to fucking stave off debt, and you're somehow still

546
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 1: mad at me. Bull happened ten years ago. Remember you

547
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: still can't be mad.

548
00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 2: We brought time.

549
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 4: Back for ten years. I thought you die, yes.

550
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 16: But then with the magical gift that I was able

551
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 16: to give you of like guess what, we're rolling time

552
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 16: all the way back, So you didn't lose those ten years,

553
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 16: plus your boyfriend came back to life, so you're done

554
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 16: with the whole.

555
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 2: Where were you for ten years? That fucking shit is

556
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 2: in the back.

557
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 4: But I thought my dad died, Yeah, ten years. It

558
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 4: works through.

559
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 1: I thought that the new problem is, like, my formally

560
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: dead love of my.

561
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 2: Life is back.

562
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: But the only way I can keep him is if

563
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: I let him eat the elves that my father worked

564
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 1: so hard to protect for ten years.

565
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 9: I would have to tell him I'm going to protect

566
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 9: the elves.

567
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 1: Tell him, what do you mean? Tell him you can't

568
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 1: risk that. I mean, I don't know that you tell

569
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: him because he's just like, I'm sorry, Harley.

570
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 2: I'm not going back.

571
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 4: And then he kills me.

572
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 2: He tries to straggle.

573
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 4: You shit, but I killed him the first time.

574
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 2: No, he got no.

575
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 4: You know, he died in a tragic incident.

576
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to think something unlikely to happen to him. Bear, Okay,

577
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 1: eating by bear makes sense. So you run back to life,

578
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: and fucking he's never going back to the other side.

579
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 1: And if that means eating elves, well then fuck your dad.

580
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: He's eating elves. And he's like, come on, Hartman, you've

581
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: never even seen these elves until recently anyway, And what

582
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: do you give a ship like, it's going to keep

583
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: me alive? Don't you love me?

584
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 4: I would have to say no, that's when he turns on.

585
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you can't ever tell anybody.

586
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 4: Is an elf going to help me out of the situation.

587
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: Like I said before, this ship just writes it absolutely right.

588
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 2: As you're like gasping and Joe all of.

589
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 17: A sudden and he falls on top of you, and

590
00:31:55,640 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 17: there's five elves because they're strong, and you are on

591
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 17: the brink of death, and one of the elves is

592
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 17: are like, eat me, you'll stay alive.

593
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 2: A noble fucking thought.

594
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: But you're like, that's now I'm committing my life.

595
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 8: They offered one of them off, Yeah.

596
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 1: Because you were he almost choked you the fucking death.

597
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 8: Oh that is that really speaks to the character the elves.

598
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 1: So you know, they broke a pot, over said, and.

599
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 4: That knocked him out, and ship, oh they didn't. I

600
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 4: thought that they stabbed him with five small knives.

601
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 2: So they knocked him out. But they're like, you know, he's.

602
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: Still breathing, okay, And they sound like that, so they.

603
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 2: Tell you they're like you know they they're like, you have.

604
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 1: To protect us, take the broken pottery and cut his juglar.

605
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 2: After all?

606
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 4: Okay, so the l's aren't killers, are just in me?

607
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 2: How do you think they? I became king like I

608
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 2: was willing to do ship the elves were not willing

609
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 2: to do.

610
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 4: And how did you get in this situation?

611
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 1: Some enchanted brook? So anyway, that don't matter, that shit

612
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: happened ten years ago.

613
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 2: You're right now. We got bigger fish to fucking no.

614
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: But you gotta let it go, bro, like fucking frozen style,

615
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 1: because we got we gotta deal with, like what are

616
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 1: you gonna do?

617
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 2: Are you gonna cut Austin's jugular?

618
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: Do you cut his jugular with the broken pot that

619
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 1: the elves used?

620
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 2: Because if he gets up, he's gonna be all days.

621
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 1: First thing he's gonna do is grab one of these

622
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: elves to eat it so he can power up and ship.

623
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: And the thing is, the more elves you consume, like

624
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 1: feeds all five at once, he grows into like a

625
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: hulk sized version of Austin roid raging and ship.

626
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 3: Just a whoa.

627
00:33:54,200 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 1: Smash, Oh my god, yeah, you go what you wish for?

628
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 10: You wanted to back and now what happens?

629
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 2: So what do you do?

630
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 8: Could I lock him up?

631
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, but then he where you gonna

632
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 1: lock him up? In the garage, He's tapping at the door,

633
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: fucking Brady. Grady's like, you know, if you'll commit to

634
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:31,320
Speaker 1: correcting the problem, sir, is that shining?

635
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, there is a Delber Grady alp Who's just like,

636
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 7: I can let you out if you will correct the problem, sir.

637
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: He's like, the problem. The problem is the girl, sir,

638
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,839
Speaker 1: the girl that loves you but loves the elms more.

639
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 2: Can you eradicate the problem? Sir? Yeah, do that. I'm

640
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 2: never going back. I was dead once to be or her.

641
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 2: Let me out of here, double Grady yell. Now we're

642
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 2: the Shining territory. Now he's chasing you through a hotel. Well,

643
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,879
Speaker 2: I certainly not chasing you through your house.

644
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,280
Speaker 1: The chase with the last three seconds.

645
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 9: I'm glad that's recorded an on camera.

646
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 2: That was rude, adorable little house. But let's be honest,

647
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:24,320
Speaker 2: no big chase happening.

648
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 4: That was unnecessary and unkind.

649
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:33,399
Speaker 1: Let's just set the chase at our house, plenty of room,

650
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 1: plots and floors. As he limps through the snow.

651
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 2: It's snowing in our house, in our elves bro they're magical.

652
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 2: So they were like this, No, I don't want.

653
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 4: It to be like the shining please.

654
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 2: No, that wasn't the goal.

655
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 4: So we were just trying to help.

656
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 12: But then I fucking like, he's uh, he's chasing you

657
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 12: through the house and the snow with an axe, with

658
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 12: an axe, he's got a limb, have a turtle neck.

659
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 2: But you know, how do you feel about your.

660
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 14: Running my home?

661
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,720
Speaker 4: No, you're fucking have to talk publicly about my running.

662
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 2: I'm not. I did not talking about I'm asking you

663
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 2: how you.

664
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 10: Feel about your running a struggle for me?

665
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 1: Okay, sohole, let's take that in consideration now.

666
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 2: So he catches up.

667
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: I'm so he catches up, he tackles into the ground,

668
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,280
Speaker 1: the snow gets back.

669
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 10: Joking, joking inside your house.

670
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 2: And he's joking all about it. I'm not going back

671
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,479
Speaker 2: smash with another fucking pot.

672
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 4: Another one else, have the son, the four.

673
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 1: Four else that are left, because remember he ate one

674
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,879
Speaker 1: when he got up and ship. Wait he did, That's

675
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 1: how he got That's how he got to Chasen ship

676
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 1: because he ate one real fast. And then you were

677
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: like Oh my god, that's the moment you realize.

678
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:21,720
Speaker 4: You're gonna cry.

679
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 2: No, you, my crac is so good.

680
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:32,359
Speaker 1: That was the moment you lost your humanity. No, that's

681
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,800
Speaker 1: the moment man, where you're like, this guy's being saving.

682
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: I begged him not to eat that olf and he

683
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: fucking ate it anyway. He was going for the other

684
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: four and that's when that's when you hit his leg

685
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 1: with a chair. That's why he was, you know, hobbling

686
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: to catch up to that brings us back to the present.

687
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 2: So he caught you. And then another.

688
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: Bottle four elves there they're like, listen this this time, Willie,

689
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: I cut his fucking juggulary can be on that.

690
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 18: Minute, so you get a say, good bite of the apple.

691
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 18: Do you cut the jugular of the man you go

692
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 18: who has been dead and brought back to life and

693
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 18: will continue to eat the magical elves to stay stave the.

694
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 1: Grave, stave off the grave? Or do you let him

695
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: live because you love him? It's no longer the man

696
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 1: you love. You can fall in love with that guy.

697
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 1: You know when you guys were like fucking over the

698
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 1: course of your relationship. He was never like you know what,

699
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 1: I like eating other things that fucking great joy I,

700
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,399
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is a vegan tail.

701
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 8: I've always wanted to make a movie with a vegan

702
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 8: allegory and pretty.

703
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 1: Sweet one man, this is one of them date movies.

704
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: We're like a couple goes together and be like you

705
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 1: wouldn't be like that, would you?

706
00:38:59,080 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 4: So true?

707
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,840
Speaker 2: Like I'd never do that.

708
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: You wouldn't mind to stay alive by eating a fucking out.

709
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's movie until that happens, like what you're

710
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: talking about? So do you cut a jugular?

711
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:13,959
Speaker 2: Hmm?

712
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 4: I'm not sure what what? Uh?

713
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: You got to take him out or else he's gonna

714
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 1: wake up, eat two fucking elves and then you.

715
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,360
Speaker 8: Well, is there any way to take him out? Because

716
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 8: the jugular situation is.

717
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 1: Really like the broken pot is right there, so there's

718
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: a shard sharp enough for you.

719
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:33,760
Speaker 4: To I think i'd rather like stab.

720
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 1: Him with a broken piece of pottery. Yeah, I don't know,

721
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:37,959
Speaker 1: if you'll go deep enough.

722
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 2: It might be like you need you need to get

723
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 2: to the.

724
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 1: Heart to do that. That's a rope bust a major

725
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 1: organ kick in.

726
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 4: Oh Jesus Jesus Christ, Bustin's gonna hear this would be

727
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 4: like or do they talk about what.

728
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: You guys talk about on the podcast nothing at all?

729
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 2: Zoo. You wouldn't need a magic I know. Why would

730
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,399
Speaker 2: I do that? You need to answer me, Okay, why

731
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 2: would you?

732
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 3: Why would anyone do that to stay alive?

733
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 2: Of course.

734
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: I don't.

735
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,359
Speaker 2: I mean, what do you mean stay alive? Like? Would

736
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 2: I live forever?

737
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:21,959
Speaker 3: Oh? Zoo?

738
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:28,439
Speaker 2: Why would you even qualify it? Could you? Even if

739
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 2: we won't eat animals, how.

740
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 10: Could we need the happy magic?

741
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:32,720
Speaker 2: Terms?

742
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 14: My father's their king.

743
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:44,399
Speaker 4: That makes you speechless at this whole scenario, make.

744
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: You princess hardly in that world?

745
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 2: Bro? All right, say.

746
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 4: I hear you now.

747
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 2: You're like, give you that pottery.

748
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 4: And that's it.

749
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,399
Speaker 17: Looks at you as he bleeds out, begging for one

750
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 17: more help to save his life.

751
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: I'm princess, and the help like you go to look

752
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: away and they're like, no, you got to watch.

753
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:15,720
Speaker 17: You have to watch watch him die, watch him die,

754
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,240
Speaker 17: watch watch him die.

755
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:23,399
Speaker 2: Now you are the health queen. Part of it, yeah,

756
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 2: that becomes part of it. They make you the off queen. Wow,

757
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 2: But they're like, in order to be the health queen,

758
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 2: you must kill the helf king. Take them broken pans.

759
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 10: And nightmare life, bro.

760
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 4: Nightmare existence. I think.

761
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 2: Is there any other weapon?

762
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 7: A broken shard of you guys have heard him dives guns,

763
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 7: I mean even a pillowed.

764
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 2: His mother this at this point, No, it must be

765
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 2: broken shouts. That is it is.

766
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 9: From the pots that your mom pots plenty, from the

767
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,799
Speaker 9: twenty new pots she bought on her birthday.

768
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 1: She did, Oh my god, she got much pots for

769
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: her fucking birthday and they just got delivered.

770
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:25,800
Speaker 4: I heard, I heard she was like, she was very happy.

771
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 1: She was like, I loved him so much. They were

772
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 1: seventy five percent off. Can you imagine like that We

773
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 1: literally went to a place where there was a sign

774
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: that was like seventy five percent off. I mean, if

775
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: we had waited three days, there would have been another

776
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 1: sign that said freak.

777
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 4: They'd be on the curve.

778
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 2: As many.

779
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:51,240
Speaker 4: Are you sure they're not like broken or defect?

780
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: It will be elves got so much fattery, so many

781
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: jeculars to cut in the night.

782
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 2: Are we sure these are the elves? Are not? Yeah?

783
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 4: They are sounding a whole lot like the trolls.

784
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 2: Speaking of trolls, fuck them all.

785
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 4: I like erica, Wow, full circle, very very good job.

786
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 1: Your mother has taken to making stews. Yeah, tonight, she

787
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:44,839
Speaker 1: added big chunks of potato, hoping that that might make

788
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 1: someone go, yeah, fucking keep making them stews.

789
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 9: I know she'll never listen to the podcast, but I'm

790
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 9: scared she's on the other side of the door.

791
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 3: Hum hmm, maminy.

792
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 4: That was my opinion. No, it's not my dream to

793
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 4: eat all her stews.

794
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: She's do you drink? Do you eat any ill?

795
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 4: I always take them all and.

796
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: Then what dump them on the side of the street,

797
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: coots and.

798
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 4: Ship sometimes sometimes.

799
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 2: Sometimes I have almost.

800
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 19: Sometimes I try it and I eat some sometimes I do,

801
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 19: but it's just I'm constantly receiving stew yes.

802
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: And the problem too, is like is it stew or

803
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 1: is it just a pile of vegetables.

804
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 12: She's not even.

805
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 9: It doesn't got rice noodles in it.

806
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: It's not stocky like a stew. It's just like a

807
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 1: series of vegetables put into one bowl, un heated up.

808
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 2: Reading it.

809
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 1: Or they're like, like, where's.

810
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 2: The nearest carpet.

811
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 10: That's so mean, I'm so scared.

812
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 1: Good news is that you take it because she's just like,

813
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 1: you know, She's like.

814
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 3: Does anybody ever see anything a baptist do.

815
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 2: I was like, oh yeah, they get very much, which.

816
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 1: Shows you I could be a big actor on sitcoms

817
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 1: or convincing actor in real life. She was not come

818
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 1: person to the door like you're about a punch and dicks.

819
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 9: She just has never is never really been interested in

820
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 9: cooking anything ever.

821
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 1: So you want to be supportive, Oh my god, look

822
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,360
Speaker 1: at you. I just want to point out for the

823
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 1: folks folks watching at home, like your daughter just reacted

824
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:09,839
Speaker 1: like an abuse child.

825
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 2: She was not, because she was just like I think

826
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 2: that I just.

827
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 4: Don't want to.

828
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 9: I just unprotective of the feelings.

829
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:29,319
Speaker 1: Amen, Well there it is kids, that's it. Yeah, Like

830
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:30,839
Speaker 1: that was a big question of the week, to eat

831
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: the stew.

832
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 2: Against It was fun.

833
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 7: Now got the show done in two minutes, but I

834
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 7: burned the leave man because I wanted to sing.

835
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 14: That was the question.

836
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 6: Oh my god, so many things have happened since then.

837
00:46:52,600 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 2: You know what that's called show MENA.

838
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell her like, oh my god, I'm gonna

839
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: watch this.

840
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:09,720
Speaker 3: Half way show.

841
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 1: You know, she'll never ask, so that's not it. She

842
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 1: could give two fus I tink upstairs. She's just like

843
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 1: I used to have with him.

844
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 4: Oh, jealous, jealous?

845
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: No, when the subject comes up, let me see, let

846
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: me think of my answer. Did she say, all right, ready,

847
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,359
Speaker 1: you be your mother. You're an actor, be your mother.

848
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:50,399
Speaker 1: Here's the most challenging fucking role any actor that ever

849
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: plays their parents.

850
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 4: No, but I watch you got as like her. How

851
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 4: is the podcast? Oh my god, the podcast? It was fun. Wow,

852
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 4: you guys had fun.

853
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: It's unnerving. I feel like we're about to watch me

854
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:19,240
Speaker 1: or something.

855
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,439
Speaker 2: It was. It was good.

856
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 1: It was good.

857
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 4: Did she asked about my stew.

858
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:29,800
Speaker 2: Like? No, bullshit.

859
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, she did.

860
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 9: What did she ask me?

861
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 2: You do? But she did talk about it really yeah,

862
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 2: because I.

863
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 1: Because I because I took I was like, you know,

864
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: we were doing the show and I was like, fucking

865
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: your mom stew right, And she was like, no, I

866
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 1: legit like it. And I thought she was like being

867
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 1: like that on camera. So when the show ended, I

868
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 1: was just like, Okay, how do you really feel about

869
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,839
Speaker 1: this to and she said no, I was telling the truth.

870
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: She's like, I like, I think Mom's doing a great job.

871
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 4: That is such a complex lie. It's unnerving.

872
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 10: May feel scared.

873
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 4: Austin does that type of thing.

874
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 8: Where he'll go like really above and beyond with like

875
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 8: why to go to skirt hurting someone's feelings.

876
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 1: That's what codependent personality is, my friend.

877
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 10: That's bad.

878
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 4: That's good because I could not even do that if

879
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 4: I try.

880
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 1: That's good because look how convincing that was for a

881
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:33,920
Speaker 1: second there you were like, I see about this stupid

882
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: in my mom, Jennifer. That's like a Twilight of Twilight

883
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 1: Zone episode where you wake up and your god, your

884
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: mom and you have to deal with Harley.

885
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 4: What a breeze.

886
00:49:54,200 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 19: Fucking blessed can breed a bang?

887
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:10,760
Speaker 1: Chamsy see some Tabby billesday Jim Jobsies week, that's Harley singing.

888
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 4: I told her that.

889
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 1: I told uh, I told your mom this morning that

890
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 1: I was like, I think Harley should sing that song.

891
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 20: And when you get blu and you've lost all your

892
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 20: dream there's nothing like a campfire and a big can be.

893
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 2: That's rude to say to me right now you can

894
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 2: totally sing that you think.

895
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 1: I don't think you should sing because it's your fucking anthem.

896
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 1: I think you's a pretty voice. But I said to

897
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 1: your mom, I was like, but I don't want to

898
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 1: sing it like that screamy ship like I want to

899
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:46,319
Speaker 1: sing it pretty like she could sing, And your mom

900
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 1: was like, oh she got beautiful.

901
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 2: Boy.

902
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 4: I thought you were saying, because that's my life right now, just.

903
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,360
Speaker 1: Because you've got your girl that I could be like,

904
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 1: can you sing? This? Asked her. She can't sing, but

905
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:58,839
Speaker 1: you could have. You got a singer boice. I mean

906
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 1: she would be the first to tell you you can't say,

907
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 1: but so go ahead. So it goes. And when you

908
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 1: get blue and you've lost dreams, there's nothing like a campfire.

909
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 2: And a big can.

910
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 4: There's a big can of big beans.

911
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 1: So ill.

912
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 2: So when you get blue.

913
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:29,800
Speaker 1: And you've lost all your dreams, like in a pretty

914
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: you so like a campfire and then I come in

915
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:45,840
Speaker 1: for harmony and uh, that wasn't.

916
00:51:45,640 --> 00:52:00,800
Speaker 2: Gonna be worth that alone. Oh my god, you know

917
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 2: fucking two person shop quartet.

918
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 1: But here, give me the fucking give me any fine

919
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,280
Speaker 1: and a big cannon.

920
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 2: Give me start. You gotta give me a lot before

921
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:22,800
Speaker 2: so I can ramp up into it.

922
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 20: There's nothing like a campfire and a big can of

923
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 20: be and I'll come in with my bucking base back.

924
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 2: Up ready.

925
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 1: Faster.

926
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 2: That's not the be, all right? What is the one

927
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 2: more when you get the.

928
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 3: Dreams.

929
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 20: There's nothing like a campfire and a big cannon.

930
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 4: There's nothing like camp fire.

931
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 10: Big didn't know you have that ability? That mode's dropping.

932
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 10: Oh my god, there it is.

933
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 4: Really where else could I go from?

934
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:30,919
Speaker 2: There?

935
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 10: That's that's peak and cheers that if you.

936
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:39,280
Speaker 1: Came looking for mid we just gave you peek instead

937
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:44,840
Speaker 1: peak Peak inside Levin Smith.

938
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Speaker 15: And until I got this shot by myself, I know

939
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,279
Speaker 15: how will catches because.

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Speaker 2: Action and I.

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