1 00:00:00,734 --> 00:00:03,737 Father Brown subway commercial. 2 00:00:03,803 --> 00:00:06,439 John is in the shape. 3 00:00:06,439 --> 00:00:07,107 Of a cross. 4 00:00:07,107 --> 00:00:07,774 It's the Easter. 5 00:00:07,774 --> 00:00:23,323 Special. 6 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:24,357 Hey, maniacs. 7 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:25,859 Hey, maniacs. 8 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,028 Welcome to Mystery Maniacs. 9 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:32,165 Mystery Maniacs is a comedy recap podcast dedicated to mystery TV. 10 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:35,068 Each week we dig into an episode of the show, 11 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:39,339 including the murders, the mayhem, the loonies, and everything else we love. 12 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:41,274 This week, Father Brown. 13 00:00:41,274 --> 00:00:44,611 Season one Episode ten The Blue Cross. 14 00:00:44,611 --> 00:00:47,914 The Blue Cross. I'm Sarah. And I'm Mark. 15 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:53,086 And if your kids can attempt to foil a world 16 00:00:53,086 --> 00:00:57,690 renowned jewel thief while on a train, they can probably handle this episode. 17 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,459 Yeah. Absolutely. 18 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:00,560 It's a train episode. 19 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,563 Mark is happy to do. 20 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:06,132 Hey, big news. Big. 21 00:01:06,132 --> 00:01:08,701 If you subscribe to the newsletter, you already know this, 22 00:01:08,701 --> 00:01:12,272 but if you don't, we're laying down the tea for you right now. 23 00:01:12,439 --> 00:01:15,675 This is our last episode of Father Brown Season one. 24 00:01:15,775 --> 00:01:16,810 What's next? 25 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,044 You may ask. 26 00:01:18,044 --> 00:01:19,479 A little gentlemen. 27 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:22,015 We like to go war row. 28 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:24,918 With his village of gray cells and his little mustache. 29 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:28,488 So we will be covering from 35 years ago. 30 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:31,558 Yes, 35 years ago this month. Yes. Who? 31 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:33,793 Arrow season one. 32 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:36,796 Which includes some of the greats. 33 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:39,065 there are some great episodes in here. 34 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:43,870 We already covered season one episode one, episode six and seven. 35 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:45,605 So you'll get remixes of those. 36 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:49,409 Episodes and we've got some goodies to go along with those remixes, 37 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:54,481 so don't miss them, including next week on the very first episode, 38 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:58,218 which is the Clapham car the remix is going to include. 39 00:01:58,384 --> 00:02:03,556 I'm still giddy about this, an interview that you simply will not believe 40 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:05,258 that we got. I can't. 41 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:07,260 I cannot believe we got this. 42 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:08,461 It's in the can. 43 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,029 So it actually happened. Yeah. 44 00:02:10,029 --> 00:02:11,531 And it's amazing. Yeah. 45 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:12,899 And you guys are going to squee. 46 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:16,402 You're going to be like, we so excited. Yeah. 47 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:17,337 But other things 48 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:20,340 included in season one, if you haven't watched it in a while. 49 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:23,176 So yeah, we start with the clap and cook 32 times. 50 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:24,944 No, you know, that's amazing. 51 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:29,616 We get Murder in the Mews, which includes Hastings trying to fix his car. 52 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:31,317 Yeah, which is awesome. 53 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:32,652 Four and 20 blackbirds is 54 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:36,322 our is in there to where Perot hangs out with his dentist. 55 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:39,592 Yeah. He wants to see is his work in action. 56 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:44,230 The triangle roads with all of the references to pink gin. 57 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:47,267 Third floor flat with the singing. 58 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:50,837 The problem at C which ends with the creepy doll. 59 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:51,304 Yeah. 60 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:55,441 Revealing the murderer the dream where they're in the pie factory. 61 00:02:55,441 --> 00:03:00,480 And the guy just says, I just shoot myself at least 19 million times. 62 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:04,117 He says, Can I just shoot myself? Yes. 63 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,485 So many gems. 64 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:07,453 Yeah, every episode is awesome. 65 00:03:07,453 --> 00:03:08,621 Every single one. 66 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:10,323 And we're going to have so much fun with them. 67 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:12,158 So even though we've done a few already, 68 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:15,161 we will be remixing those and adding some goodies to them. 69 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:18,198 Nothing as good as what we're adding to the first one, but. 70 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:20,400 And that should they'll. Be well worth the lesson. 71 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,503 That should take us into May mash sometime. 72 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:24,871 Decide what to do. Next. 73 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,973 We'll take some time off 74 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:29,042 because I got to do some stuff at the end of March 75 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,177 and beginning of April, but they kind of coincide 76 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:36,182 with the remix episodes too, so you shouldn't be interrupted too much. 77 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:38,985 Now we're going to have so much fun and I'm excited. 78 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:46,025 And we have a thing coming to Bloomington that we cannot minimize for you guys 79 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:49,028 the fact that the sun 80 00:03:49,028 --> 00:03:52,532 is going to be eclipsed basically over our house. 81 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:53,967 Yeah. Is kind of. 82 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:54,601 Crazy. 83 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:57,870 I can't I can't even describe already. 84 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:01,107 It's February and already in town. 85 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:02,775 Everybody's talking about it. 86 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:04,644 They canceled classes at IU. 87 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:06,679 They did, which they never do. 88 00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:11,651 And just this week I got to work and there were these giant boxes 89 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:15,521 outside my office like, What the heck is going on? 90 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:17,123 Like, what are these boxes? 91 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:20,393 It was 8000 pairs of eclipse 92 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:23,896 glasses that they ordered at school to give away a. 93 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,164 Little little eight. 94 00:04:25,164 --> 00:04:27,300 Thousand pairs. 95 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:30,303 And that's just at my school in the university. 96 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:32,071 Never mind the rest of the camp. 97 00:04:32,071 --> 00:04:35,241 As we know, remote employee 98 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:38,845 who is going to come to Bloomington for this. 99 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:43,683 And they looked in the hotel rooms and they were all $600 or above. 100 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:44,484 Yeah, we're in a. 101 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:47,186 Hotel room at the Hampton in the. 102 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:52,425 Days Inn was 750 and saying, William Shatner is going to be here. 103 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:56,262 And everybody's like, it's not going to be that big. 104 00:04:56,362 --> 00:04:59,766 yeah, I'm stunned how big it is already. 105 00:04:59,832 --> 00:05:01,834 And it's months away. Yeah. 106 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:03,436 And that is April eight. 107 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:04,637 Yeah. So we will. 108 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:08,875 If you don't hear from us on that day 109 00:05:08,941 --> 00:05:09,309 or if 110 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:13,146 Mark, just post to Instagram like his face with a silent scream. 111 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,280 You know what's happening? 112 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:16,749 The people in the foil hats have taken over. 113 00:05:16,749 --> 00:05:17,817 It's going to be crazy. 114 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:23,656 But what's crazy is we may go to the thing at the auditorium that night, 115 00:05:23,756 --> 00:05:28,795 but like the stadium, the 86,000 seat stadium 116 00:05:28,861 --> 00:05:31,831 is going to be open for people to view it together. 117 00:05:31,864 --> 00:05:35,335 Probably the largest eclipse viewing in one single location. 118 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:42,809 Probably probably the most people looking up at the same time. 119 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:46,112 And like we'll probably go out in the backyard 120 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:47,880 and look at it and think, my. 121 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:50,249 God, I hope it's not cloudy that day. 122 00:05:50,249 --> 00:05:52,652 I really hope it's not cloudy. 123 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:55,121 So three maniacs eclipse special? 124 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:56,422 Yes, it was cloudy. 125 00:05:56,422 --> 00:05:59,492 Yeah. Yeah, overcast. Nothing to see here. 126 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:00,393 Go home. 127 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:01,260 wow. Yeah. 128 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:03,696 So we've got that craziness coming our way. 129 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:06,532 But maybe some of you are also in the path. 130 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:09,102 If you're in North America, you'll be able to see it. 131 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,203 It's going to be exciting. 132 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:10,970 It was funny. 133 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:13,973 I went to a website and it just happened to 134 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:18,544 it was the Noah website, and then it was like, look at the path of the location. 135 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:20,246 And I was like, I clicked on it. 136 00:06:20,246 --> 00:06:23,249 I'm like, That's my house right there. 137 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:24,851 It's Eclipse out. 138 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:27,120 All right, Are you ready to start talking about the Blue Cross? 139 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:32,492 Yes, the Blue Cross Season one Episode ten originally aired the 25th of January 140 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:37,029 2013, 11 years ago, directed by Ian Barber. 141 00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:40,533 Ian Barber and written by Paul Matthew Thomas. 142 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:43,202 Think Paul, Matthew Thomas went to boarding school. 143 00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:43,636 Where do you think 144 00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:47,073 people with triple barreled names automatically go to posh private school? 145 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,609 I have a triple barrel name in England. 146 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:54,347 Maybe Father Browns drink and sherry cackling at something on the radio. 147 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:57,049 So what do you think? He's cackling on the radio? 148 00:06:57,049 --> 00:06:57,884 I don't know. 149 00:06:57,884 --> 00:07:00,153 I think it's the Goon Show. 150 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:01,621 Would that have been on in 53? 151 00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:06,492 That Goon Show would have absolutely been on in 53. 152 00:07:06,492 --> 00:07:08,494 It started in 51. 153 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:14,167 If you don't know about The Goon Show, it is the funniest radio show of all time. 154 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:19,138 Sure, the line includes Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Peter Sellers. 155 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:21,274 I'll tell you how funny this show was. 156 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:25,178 We got a book of the scripts in high school, and we read these 157 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:27,747 so much that two of us puked 158 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:31,951 because we were drinking pop and we couldn't stop laughing. 159 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:35,488 I think you've mentioned that before. 160 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:38,791 It's absolutely one of my favorite things. 161 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:42,328 If you've ever heard of the nineties band Ned's Atomic Dustbin, 162 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:46,632 they that name of that band comes from an episode 163 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:52,305 in which Ned, their friend, makes an atomic dustbin. 164 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:53,005 Well. 165 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:57,176 Which is fantastic because I think it's them because they have an episode. 166 00:07:57,176 --> 00:08:03,049 Unfortunately, this episode came out in 58, so it might be a little wrong. 167 00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:04,817 Anachronistic. Anachronistic. 168 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:09,722 But they have an episode in which it's called The Mountain Eaters. 169 00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:14,494 And let me read the synopsis to you so you can get a flavor of the good show. 170 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,228 Okay. 171 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:18,498 As everyone knows, there's only one place in the world 172 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:22,068 where you don't need a license to eat mountain. 173 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:22,802 India. 174 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:27,440 And that's why the famous Eccles, who is the insatiable appetite, 175 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:31,310 who has an insatiable appetite, is discovering at the foot of Mount, 176 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:34,514 is discovered at the foot of Mount Everest. 177 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:36,516 How can this all be in connection 178 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:40,353 with the theft of the Mona Lisa from the Louvre is a mystery, too, 179 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:44,190 which is very considerably not explained in the script. 180 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:47,093 You have to be right because they definitely say, Well, 181 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:48,728 I'm going to steal the Mona Lisa. 182 00:08:48,728 --> 00:08:50,162 I need you to help me. Yeah. 183 00:08:50,162 --> 00:08:51,464 So something happens 184 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:56,035 right after that that I have a big problem with in this episode. Yes. 185 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:59,505 Somebody slips an envelope through Father Brown's letter box. Yes. 186 00:08:59,505 --> 00:09:02,808 The letter slot in his front door, and he picks it up and he reads it. 187 00:09:02,808 --> 00:09:05,811 Now, what would you do if you were sitting ten feet away 188 00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:08,548 from your letter slot and somebody put something through 189 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,183 and you knew it wasn't the mailman because it was late at night. 190 00:09:11,183 --> 00:09:13,352 You would open the door right away. 191 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:15,788 Immediately you would open the door. 192 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:19,892 You see Flambeau standing there going, Crap, You. 193 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,627 Know, he's just running. 194 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:22,361 Why is it? 195 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:24,397 But this happens all the time. 196 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,365 Yeah, in TV and movies. 197 00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:28,234 Why don't people whip open the door. 198 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:32,438 When I get secret notes to the front door, I always whip open the door 199 00:09:32,438 --> 00:09:33,339 and look around. 200 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:34,006 Let's be fair. 201 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:37,043 Our front door is so far away from anywhere you might be hanging 202 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:40,046 out, you'd never know that somebody put something through the door. 203 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:40,913 Never. 204 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:44,550 And there are so many considerable things in the way. Yes. 205 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:46,385 Between you and the front doors 206 00:09:46,385 --> 00:09:49,889 that you'd have to jump over and dive around and walk around. 207 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:52,191 And there's no straight path to any place in our house. 208 00:09:52,191 --> 00:09:56,762 What I don't like about the beginning, they're like, well, it's the Blue Cross. 209 00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:58,864 They say it's jewel encrusted. 210 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:00,666 It has a couple of sapphires. 211 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:03,302 And where is it? At the start of the episode. 212 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:05,504 Just sitting in the open church. 213 00:10:05,504 --> 00:10:08,941 Like in an alcove, kind of leaned up against the side 214 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:12,912 in a church that frequently has its doors wide open. Yes. 215 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:15,514 And if Flambeau wanted it, he could have just taken it 216 00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:17,516 and nobody would have ever known who did it. 217 00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:20,052 Yeah, it would have been gone. And that would have been it. 218 00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:22,622 He has no reason to tell Father Brown. 219 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:28,194 Like, later on, he gets an idea of what Father Brown is, but he has no reason. 220 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,161 At the beginning. 221 00:10:29,161 --> 00:10:33,799 I think his plan is to confront Father Brown from the very beginning. 222 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:37,937 I think that confrontation at the end, where Flambeau 223 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:42,675 confronts him about his father's death in the war is his whole point. 224 00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:44,410 I think that's what he's heading towards. 225 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:46,379 That's interesting. And playing a little game with him. 226 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,346 In the meantime, notice. 227 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:49,548 The the candle is almost out. 228 00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:51,083 How do you think they did that? 229 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:53,052 They burnt it for a while and then blew it out. 230 00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:54,320 Yeah, but like, right. 231 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:58,090 Before they shot it. Yeah, but. Okay. 232 00:10:58,190 --> 00:11:01,627 Yes, I understand how candles work. 233 00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:02,962 I don't know what you're asking. 234 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:05,431 I'm asking, how could they shoot that? 235 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:10,403 Have somebody blow out the candle and then rush out of the scene? 236 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,638 They were behind the camera, okay. 237 00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:15,241 And they went and then they backed up. Okay. 238 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:15,808 But then they. 239 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:19,512 Usually a candle goes out much quicker than I think. 240 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:22,815 The smoke always comes off of them way longer than you want it to be. 241 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:25,317 Anybody's ever put one out that way. 242 00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:29,221 He's breaking into all sorts of places, including the Ashmolean. 243 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:32,058 I wonder if the Ashmolean has actually been broken into. 244 00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:33,159 Yes, okay. 245 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:34,060 It definitely has. 246 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,327 On an Oxford. 247 00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:38,831 Yes, I have a pub full of us. 248 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,700 He leaves his hankie. 249 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,601 Yes, he. Does. Flambeaux Hankey. 250 00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:45,304 With his fabulous effort on. It. Yes. 251 00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:47,640 Because nobody else has the initial act. 252 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,775 No, it's his signature, though. 253 00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:52,712 So, Flambeau, this is the first time we meet him. 254 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,581 But he's a recurring character. And we haven't. 255 00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:59,585 We have to separate watching this episode for the first time and watching it now. 256 00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:03,823 Yeah, because you watch it now and you go, let's find out what. 257 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:04,890 We know about him. 258 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,992 We know he's not really as bad as he seems 259 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:10,996 because he's charming and flashy even gives him a kiss. Yes. 260 00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:13,099 And a little bit more. Ha! 261 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:14,734 But that's many seasons later. 262 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,369 But yeah, but he's already a well-established jewel thief. 263 00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:19,171 Everybody knows of his reputation. 264 00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:24,210 So when they see the Franky, the Franky, they know that it's him When you find it. 265 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:28,814 Franky Flambeau has been there Flambeau twice. 266 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,182 I'm just glad he's classy. 267 00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:31,317 And it's a clean hankie. 268 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,485 Yes, that's. True. 269 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,854 The bishop shows up. Yes. 270 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:37,289 Okay, so Father Brown and Mrs. 271 00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:39,892 M come out of the church with a bunch of other people. 272 00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:41,727 I would assume it's Sunday morning. 273 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:44,063 Yes. Shouldn't the bishop be in church? 274 00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:46,365 Not necessarily. Instead of driving around. 275 00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:50,870 So the bishop is more of a clerical position in terms of 276 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:56,342 they usually don't have they visit churches on Sunday and sometimes they do. 277 00:12:56,375 --> 00:13:00,312 Like sometimes we would have the bishop come and do the service, 278 00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:03,415 but sometimes the bishop would just come and sit in the service 279 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,818 and sometimes it would be months that we didn't see. 280 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:07,353 Okay, but you're proving my point. 281 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:10,322 He's either doing the service or attending a service. 282 00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:13,659 He should be in church on Sunday morning, not out driving around. 283 00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:17,530 The other thing is, I know we are Anglican Church in Canada, 284 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:20,399 but this bishop is like high class. 285 00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:22,401 He's got a driver and everything. 286 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:25,271 I can't wrap my brain around kissing somebody's hand. 287 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,972 It's just another human being. 288 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,275 It seems incredibly weird. 289 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:30,342 I can't get my brain around. 290 00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:32,378 Like the notion like, okay. 291 00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:34,647 If I were him, I wouldn't want people to do. That. 292 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,516 Like, like you. I understand. 293 00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:39,018 If you believe in the Roman 294 00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:43,222 Catholic religion, you believe the Pope is the voice of God? 295 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:45,391 Yes. Earth? Yes. Okay. 296 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,259 That that I get. 297 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:50,262 I can sort of understand if you believe in that. 298 00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:51,530 Yeah. Okay. 299 00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:55,334 But the bishop is one level higher than you through 300 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:59,839 multiple levels to get to the voice of God. 301 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,440 Yeah. He's nowhere near the Pope. 302 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,677 He's like the voice of Joe. 303 00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:07,146 He's just somebody who's been a priest longer than you. 304 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:08,981 Yeah. And is better at paperwork. 305 00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:11,116 And his. 306 00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:14,119 Ring. Is better political style. 307 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,288 Maybe I'm just too proud to do that kind of thing. 308 00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:19,058 He wants to move the cross because of the threat to it. 309 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:25,030 But Father Browne has hidden the cross in his drawers in his drawer. 310 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:27,433 I spent a exorbitant amount of time 311 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:30,603 staring at Father Brown's drawer in this episode. 312 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:31,170 And what? 313 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,939 What is in his drawer other than the hankie? 314 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:35,507 The cross and the letter. 315 00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:36,942 Besides the hankie? 316 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:43,048 The cross In the letter is Bartholomew's revised half inch contour maps. 317 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:46,085 Okay, so it's a book of maps. 318 00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:47,686 I'll put a link in the show notes. 319 00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:49,421 All these maps are online. 320 00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:52,258 They're incredibly beautiful to look at. 321 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:55,494 Is it a valuable book? AUSMAT No, no. 322 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,329 Why would he have it in a locked door? 323 00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:58,030 I do. Not. 324 00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:00,900 I mean, in a drawer. Yeah, but that's a locked drawer. 325 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,434 No, I do not know. 326 00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:06,639 But the thing that I did notice was he also has issue 327 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:14,113 170 of modeled railway constructor. 328 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:16,215 There's a rabbit hole here, isn't there? 329 00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:19,018 So modern rabbit. 330 00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:21,020 Modern rabbit hole. 331 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:24,356 Modern rabbit construction. 332 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:28,027 We've never seen Father Brown show any interest in model railways before. 333 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:33,632 Model Railway Constructor was a monthly British magazine about model railways. 334 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:39,672 It ran from 1934 up until into the seventies. 335 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:42,675 And super nerds read it. It is. 336 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,343 Super dirty. 337 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:46,378 Copy. 338 00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:49,381 I mean, Trainspotting is one thing, but 339 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:52,418 getting a magazine for railway construction. 340 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:56,288 This is like, Yeah, it is. Wow. 341 00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:58,824 I read through some. 342 00:15:58,824 --> 00:15:59,792 I'm sorry. 343 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:05,531 And I was like, Wow, this isn't like they have articles, quite serious articles 344 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:09,935 and how to recreate Grass and the Village Green and all sorts of things. 345 00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:11,971 Well, they didn't have all the supplies that we had. 346 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,340 No, no, they had to make all of them. 347 00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:15,808 Everything was from scratch. Yes. 348 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,578 So the the Bishop and Valentine 349 00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:22,681 team up on Father Brown, which is not fair. 350 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,050 No. They're like, we need to take it to Newbury. 351 00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,385 We need to get it out of here. 352 00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:27,853 Father Brown's like, I'll take it. 353 00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:29,521 No, you don't get to take it. 354 00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:31,623 They have no respect for Father Brown. 355 00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:35,260 None. It's mean they go 356 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:35,894 at him. 357 00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:38,597 Only a heathen would steal a holy relic. 358 00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:41,133 I'm not sure this relic is all that holy. 359 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,702 Did you look into Great Dane fires? 360 00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:45,170 Yeah, He was a Welsh abbot. 361 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:48,807 But they say that the cross has healing properties. 362 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,844 Yeah, it is gold. It inspires in it. Yeah. 363 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:56,582 That much gold could heal a lot of problems in my world. But 364 00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:58,951 do you think that CAD Vale is 365 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:02,221 per somewhat related to greater fail. 366 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,556 Yeah. No, because there was. 367 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:06,692 Everybody was called Fail. Yeah. 368 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:11,397 There's a lot of fails in Welsh. 369 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:13,532 So Father Brown decides 370 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,268 he's not going to let the bishop send this thing to Newbury. 371 00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:17,569 He's going to take it himself. 372 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,805 He says he feels responsible for it. 373 00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:23,442 He does a great nod with said, Here, I got it hidden right. 374 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:27,179 Here under my. Hat. 375 00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:28,881 And now we're onto the train portion. 376 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,215 We've seen this train before. 377 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,684 Let's move on. 378 00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:37,222 So Dawson, who is Flambeaux accomplice here? Yes. 379 00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:40,359 It's pretty darn clever in the train station 380 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:44,296 and insinuating himself into conversation with Father Brown. 381 00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:47,533 I think he pretends he doesn't have enough money to buy the ticket. 382 00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:49,134 Has a little fit. Yeah. 383 00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:51,970 Just to get Father Brown's attention so he can let Father Brown 384 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:55,107 to the front of the line and then sit with him in the train. 385 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:56,341 It's all. Planned. 386 00:17:56,341 --> 00:18:00,012 Out. It's the only two weeks I get to see my lady friend. 387 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:03,115 Yeah, it's an arrangement. 388 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,616 He's so skeezy. 389 00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:06,018 Yeah, You can smell him. 390 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,087 Yeah, he really can. 391 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,922 Just by looking at him, you can smell him. 392 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,791 And of course, he wants to share a compartment. So it's. 393 00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:16,361 It's Dawson, Father Brown, the rich guy. 394 00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:19,131 Dovey. Dovey and clever. 395 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,600 Dovey is a red herring wearing a yellow vest. 396 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,735 Yes, he is right. 397 00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:27,639 And he is so great that he eats all the scenery. 398 00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,942 Yeah, he causes all sorts of problems. 399 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,978 He's drinking, he's smoking his pipe. 400 00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:35,814 He's obnoxious on. The run from gangsters. 401 00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:37,516 He is a perfect red hair. 402 00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:39,485 He's going for the horses. 403 00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:40,419 Yeah, he's. 404 00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,754 He's a Ponzi aristocrat kind of guy. 405 00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:44,790 Yeah. Yeah. 406 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,126 This is the first moment when I realized something 407 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,228 that you said to me about this episode was right 408 00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:52,231 when we were talking about it before we started recording. 409 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:54,333 You said that to you. 410 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:58,070 This struck you like a Sherlock Holmes story. Yes. 411 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:02,074 And when Father Brown says what the is not everything he appears to be 412 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:07,012 because his collar's frayed and like he notices things about him that give away 413 00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:10,182 the fact that he's not as aristocratic as he would like to seem. 414 00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:11,483 It's a deductive. 415 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,784 There's a couple of. 416 00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:14,553 Other Brown's guy in his scenes. 417 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:15,654 Yeah, he's the father. 418 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:19,858 Brown's got his deductive powers turned up to 11 to impress everybody. 419 00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:22,828 They are kind of a motley crew, though, sitting there together. 420 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:26,765 And of course, Flambeaux pretending to be a minister, going to war. 421 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:28,800 Yes. So two ways. 422 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:33,572 Reading a newspaper, which is the turf from October 3rd, 1953. 423 00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:35,240 So we know exactly. 424 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,742 All newspaper about horse. 425 00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,143 Race, the time frame. 426 00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:44,049 Now, did you catch this is tiny and way overly specific 427 00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:48,420 but relates to us when Father Brown talks about racing. 428 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,355 Did you hear what he says? 429 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:51,223 He likes to have a little. 430 00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:55,460 Flutter, an occasional flutter, and those are the exact words 431 00:19:55,460 --> 00:20:00,933 that Jude Tindle sent us when we asked about what he asked for. 432 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,868 And then in the newspaper agent. 433 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,002 Yeah, you're right. 434 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:04,303 You're right. 435 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,505 So she was reference in this episode. 436 00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:11,343 Well, a little flutter is a pretty common phrase to use towards a small bat. 437 00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:13,312 Yeah, a casual bat. 438 00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:14,613 One thing I don't understand 439 00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:18,884 about Flambeaux character here when he's pretending to be Captain Flynn. 440 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:23,188 Yes. The impression that we're supposed to have is that he's off to Korea 441 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,991 and that he is fearful about going. 442 00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:28,160 But he's not a new soldier, right? 443 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,995 No, he's not a new soldier. 444 00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:33,632 But this is the first combat that he's probably seeing. 445 00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:36,368 Then why does he have so many ribbons and stuff on his? 446 00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:39,938 You know, because I was obsessed with something else. 447 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,373 Let's see. 448 00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:45,344 The newspaper. No, his book. 449 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,378 no, Man in the Sea. 450 00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:49,815 So he's reading Ernest Hemingway's Old Man in the Sea. 451 00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,918 When did that come out? 1953. 452 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,354 So it's brand new. Hot off the presses. 453 00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:59,358 This is a first edition, 1953. 454 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:00,892 Old Man in the Sea. 455 00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:03,795 It has an orange and blue cover on it. 456 00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,397 It's beautiful. 457 00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:06,331 That's a dust jacket. 458 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,600 I know from watching Antiques Roadshow and old book 459 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,970 where the dust jacket is worth like double what the same book without it is. 460 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:12,504 I don't. 461 00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:15,874 They obviously recreated this because. 462 00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:17,309 Or they borrowed it. 463 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:21,046 No, I don't think anyone would actually lend them this book. 464 00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:23,882 How much do you think this book is worth? 465 00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:25,751 $1 million. 466 00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:29,154 No, no, it's not crazy like that. 467 00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:30,222 10,000. 468 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:32,991 It's $1,000 on a couple of. 469 00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:35,627 they went to borrow that book. No problem. You think so? Yep. Yep. 470 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:36,995 They could ensure it. Make it. 471 00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:38,530 They could pay it back if it got damaged. 472 00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:43,468 Well, on this website, you can buy it for $1,000 or 473 00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,537 you can pay for the visa, too. 474 00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:46,405 There you go. 475 00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:50,008 So the guy who did the cover of that book, The Art? 476 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:50,642 Yeah. 477 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:54,546 His name is Hands Twenties, Dell Tisdale. 478 00:21:54,546 --> 00:22:00,285 Yes. He's a German born artist who moved to England to do art. 479 00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:05,390 And before the war, he moved there and he did so many book covers. 480 00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:07,592 He was super well-known for book covers. 481 00:22:07,592 --> 00:22:13,598 He is he has retrospective books now that are just the book covers. 482 00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:15,634 He did. Well. It's beautiful. Yeah. 483 00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:17,336 Do you ever read Old Man in the Sea? 484 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,538 It's not the most exciting story. 485 00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:22,174 I found it so boring when you read it in high school. 486 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:24,209 I couldn't believe that our teacher thought 487 00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:26,278 high schoolers could make it through that book. 488 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:27,245 It's short. 489 00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:30,148 I'll give you a Not short enough. Not short enough. 490 00:22:30,148 --> 00:22:33,852 Hemingway. Okay. Yeah, but. 491 00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:35,253 There are other 492 00:22:35,253 --> 00:22:40,025 Hemingway's that I like better that are not so rah rah. 493 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,060 I'm a dude. 494 00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:44,363 No, Everything he wrote is rah rah. 495 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,231 And you'd be surprised. 496 00:22:46,231 --> 00:22:50,702 But it was so far like if you had a continuum of books 497 00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:54,539 that teenagers will understand and get into and relate to 498 00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:58,243 and like an old man in the sea, they are so far away 499 00:22:58,443 --> 00:23:02,948 on that continuum that you can fit every other book possible in between. 500 00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:03,482 Yeah. 501 00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:07,552 We also read Pilgrim's Progress in the same class, which was just paper. 502 00:23:07,652 --> 00:23:09,421 We didn't read Old Man the Sea. 503 00:23:09,421 --> 00:23:13,058 We read The Pearl, which is kind of like it. 504 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:16,528 So Valentine is chasing Father Brown. 505 00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:18,930 He misses the train when he gets on. 506 00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:21,133 So you meet him at the next stop. 507 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:24,636 The whole time. I was like, 508 00:23:24,703 --> 00:23:26,371 And then it's like, totally. 509 00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:28,173 There's some there are some. 510 00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:29,808 Keystone cops going on. 511 00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:31,510 Some Benny Hill music. 512 00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:34,880 So I was kind of expecting a scene like a Scooby Do scene. 513 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,750 Father Brown runs out of one one carriage and into the other one, 514 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,019 and Valentine comes the opposite way. Yeah. 515 00:23:41,019 --> 00:23:44,055 So the whole time, Father Brown has four things 516 00:23:44,122 --> 00:23:47,492 hat, an umbrella, a suitcase, and a package. 517 00:23:47,492 --> 00:23:49,995 That he holds out in front. 518 00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:53,465 He holds the package as if it's contagious, right? Yes. 519 00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:56,501 Like, look at my package. I have a package. 520 00:23:56,501 --> 00:23:59,638 Look at my brown paper package wrapped up with string. 521 00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:02,007 It's one of my favorite things. 522 00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:03,041 Did you get that reference? 523 00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:05,444 Yes. Okay. 524 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,678 Thanks for laughing at it. He. 525 00:24:06,678 --> 00:24:09,548 He holds it out like I hope nobody notices. 526 00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:12,350 I have this package. It's very important. 527 00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:15,020 That is the dumbest way to transport the class. 528 00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:16,888 And Father Brown should know better. 529 00:24:16,888 --> 00:24:21,026 I realize that he's trying to draw Flambeau out 530 00:24:21,059 --> 00:24:25,764 while also making sure that the cross gets to Newbury safely. 531 00:24:25,764 --> 00:24:27,332 He feels responsible for that. 532 00:24:27,332 --> 00:24:27,566 Yeah. 533 00:24:27,566 --> 00:24:31,770 He's trying to do two things at once by putting the cross in a brown cardboard 534 00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:35,974 box that he clearly values is like a neon sign. 535 00:24:36,174 --> 00:24:39,845 And Father Brown does this and goes to the train station. 536 00:24:39,845 --> 00:24:44,349 How does Flambeau ever hear about it so that he can whip up a decoy? 537 00:24:44,382 --> 00:24:46,184 That's exactly the. Same. 538 00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:47,486 That's the other thing I don't get. 539 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:50,689 Flambeau might have deduced that Father Brown 540 00:24:50,689 --> 00:24:54,292 would take it right, because he's that kind of he doesn't like authority. 541 00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:56,828 He's going to he's going to take the package himself. 542 00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:57,329 Okay? 543 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,898 I give him credit for for predicting that. 544 00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:02,901 I cannot give him credit for predicting exactly 545 00:25:02,901 --> 00:25:06,905 the size, shape, color, string, say. Or. 546 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:11,309 Not. Type all of that unless he was like outside of Brown's 547 00:25:11,309 --> 00:25:15,747 window looking in and watching him wrap it and then ran off to get an eye. 548 00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:18,216 On the door and left another note. 549 00:25:18,216 --> 00:25:24,089 And when Father Brown went to look at that note, which says, I made you look, 550 00:25:24,155 --> 00:25:25,257 Flambeau 551 00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:28,393 looks in the window and sees what the package looks like now. 552 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,563 The knock on the door, He opens the door 553 00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:34,499 free box for carrying crosses. 554 00:25:34,499 --> 00:25:36,301 it's just left there. There you go. 555 00:25:36,301 --> 00:25:40,105 So he's like, how convenient that I don't have to come up with anything. 556 00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:42,541 I can just put it in this box. 557 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:43,208 From. 558 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,210 How nice people. Flambeau Nikki. 559 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,845 Nikki 9 to 4. Yes. 560 00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:49,047 Name of the episode. 561 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,482 Okay, so you're Father Brown, 562 00:25:50,482 --> 00:25:55,020 and you have to take this cross to Newbury and you've got to take the train. 563 00:25:55,086 --> 00:25:56,688 You know, Flambeaux after it. 564 00:25:56,688 --> 00:25:59,658 You want to draw him out, but you don't want him to get the cross. 565 00:25:59,658 --> 00:26:01,426 How do you carry it? 566 00:26:01,426 --> 00:26:03,061 See, I'm going opposite. 567 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:06,932 I'm putting the cross in my luggage and I'm carrying 568 00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:15,407 a giant like I'm saying two by two cross shaped box 569 00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:17,275 that occasionally, 570 00:26:17,275 --> 00:26:21,012 because it's so bulky and difficult to do, 571 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:24,082 occasionally I end up having upside down 572 00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:28,119 and I have to rapidly turn over for comedic effect. 573 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:29,654 Or sling on your back. 574 00:26:29,654 --> 00:26:31,823 Yeah. So slingshots, you walk. 575 00:26:31,823 --> 00:26:33,091 Like Jesus Dad. Street. 576 00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:35,193 That's what I'm. Do. But the cross is smaller than that. 577 00:26:35,193 --> 00:26:36,861 Flambeau wouldn't fall for that. 578 00:26:36,861 --> 00:26:39,097 Well, you know. 579 00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,899 I just think he could have tricked him better. 580 00:26:40,899 --> 00:26:44,469 Like, have the suitcase, have the package, have something in the package. 581 00:26:44,469 --> 00:26:48,073 But that's not the cross and have the cross somewhere else. 582 00:26:48,073 --> 00:26:48,573 Yeah. 583 00:26:48,573 --> 00:26:51,576 So that when he goes for the box, he doesn't get it. 584 00:26:51,576 --> 00:26:53,612 Like Bobby Brown wears a cassock. 585 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:53,912 Yeah. 586 00:26:53,912 --> 00:26:57,048 He could easily have it hanging like over his loins 587 00:26:57,048 --> 00:27:01,553 or something. 588 00:27:01,653 --> 00:27:05,290 He could have put a big gold chain on it and wear it around his neck. 589 00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:08,059 Actually, Father Brown, who did. 590 00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:09,661 This isn't great. 591 00:27:09,661 --> 00:27:12,197 It feels cross. This is my bowing. 592 00:27:12,197 --> 00:27:13,531 It's just my bowing. 593 00:27:13,531 --> 00:27:16,368 Or he could have had Mrs. 594 00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:19,170 M make him a big sandwich and put it in the big sandwich. 595 00:27:19,170 --> 00:27:21,373 It's a big sandwich. And packed it up like a lunch. 596 00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:22,240 That's my lunch. 597 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,909 This is my very important package. Yes, but. 598 00:27:24,909 --> 00:27:26,044 Like a picnic lunch. 599 00:27:26,044 --> 00:27:28,446 The lunch had even better. 600 00:27:28,446 --> 00:27:29,447 He could have had Mrs. 601 00:27:29,447 --> 00:27:31,883 M come with him because, you know, she would have. 602 00:27:31,883 --> 00:27:35,286 And they could have put it in her knickers. 603 00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:36,021 You know, Mrs. 604 00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:37,389 M was giant underwear. 605 00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:39,691 You know, there's giant plenty of room. 606 00:27:39,691 --> 00:27:42,060 Plenty of room for the plan for the. 607 00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:42,794 In the back. 608 00:27:42,794 --> 00:27:45,230 That would have made it uncomfortable to sit down. Well. 609 00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:49,100 Mr. Chairman, don't you sit down. I can't. 610 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,468 It's under. 611 00:27:50,468 --> 00:27:51,836 It's uncomfortable. 612 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,304 Big hat, Big had. 613 00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:55,407 You could have put it under the hat. Lady. 614 00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:57,242 If could have brought a big hat. 615 00:27:57,242 --> 00:27:59,344 Absolutely not. In this episode. 616 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,613 She would be like, you're. 617 00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:02,847 you're so cute. 618 00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:06,117 All I'm saying is lots of ways to hide that cross. 619 00:28:06,117 --> 00:28:09,054 Yeah. Double double Blind Flambeau. 620 00:28:09,054 --> 00:28:10,488 But no, he puts it 621 00:28:10,488 --> 00:28:14,759 he actually puts it in the box that he pretends it's been so stupid. 622 00:28:14,759 --> 00:28:16,261 So they get to. Expect. More. 623 00:28:16,261 --> 00:28:17,762 They get to this place. 624 00:28:17,762 --> 00:28:20,165 It's Bedford, I think it's the name of it. 625 00:28:20,165 --> 00:28:23,401 And there's a sign with the bunch of fliers on it. 626 00:28:23,401 --> 00:28:25,203 Did you look at those? 627 00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:28,373 They're beautiful, beautiful, modernist font. 628 00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:31,643 Absolutely. Great job. They're all for. 629 00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:35,980 They're all like anti-crime posters that you would see in the cop shop. 630 00:28:36,081 --> 00:28:38,750 But this is the train station where Valentine catches up with him. 631 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:39,784 Is that. Yes. Okay. 632 00:28:39,784 --> 00:28:42,854 But then it says, Camelford Constabulary. 633 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:44,589 Is Camelford a village. 634 00:28:44,589 --> 00:28:46,758 Does it have its own constabulary? 635 00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:49,461 Does then it have a mayor? I don't know. 636 00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:52,697 We don't know any more about the geography of this place. 637 00:28:52,697 --> 00:28:54,232 No, I don't either. 638 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:56,234 Dovey gets yanked off the train. 639 00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:59,237 He owns gangsters. Money Surprise is. Yeah. 640 00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:00,238 Yeah. So, like. 641 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:02,941 you got me covered. Yeah, he's totally. 642 00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:04,175 you got make coppers. 643 00:29:04,175 --> 00:29:05,276 Father Brown goes. 644 00:29:05,276 --> 00:29:07,479 It's a mile to the priory. 645 00:29:07,479 --> 00:29:10,849 These people understand that a mile is not a long walk. 646 00:29:11,015 --> 00:29:13,151 That's why he's saying. And it's only a mile of the priory. 647 00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:13,952 That's why they can walk. 648 00:29:13,952 --> 00:29:16,988 But it seems like they walk for four and a half hours. 649 00:29:17,055 --> 00:29:17,822 You know that game 650 00:29:17,822 --> 00:29:21,092 where you put a ball under one shell and you switch it around? Yes. 651 00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:23,261 That's what's happening with the packages. Yes. 652 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:25,997 The package is always switching back and forth. 653 00:29:25,997 --> 00:29:30,535 In the train when Dawson pulls the cord and makes them stop. 654 00:29:30,568 --> 00:29:30,902 Yeah. 655 00:29:30,902 --> 00:29:35,140 And then puts the smoke bomb off, they fall and swaps them. 656 00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:38,243 He almost does. It when they get off the train. 657 00:29:38,243 --> 00:29:39,677 Flambeaux swaps? 658 00:29:39,677 --> 00:29:40,111 Yeah. 659 00:29:40,111 --> 00:29:43,314 When they go over the fence, Father Brown swaps them. 660 00:29:43,381 --> 00:29:44,282 Yeah. 661 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:46,951 It's like they're walking both through the forest with. 662 00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:49,521 Holding them out in front of them by the strings. 663 00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:51,456 Look, I have a special package. 664 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,691 yes, Well, I have a special package to. 665 00:29:53,691 --> 00:29:57,395 My special package weighs exactly the same amount as your special. 666 00:29:57,462 --> 00:30:01,366 Special package? Father Brown's special. 667 00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:04,903 Day. Of the Everest. 668 00:30:05,003 --> 00:30:07,572 I guess it's a good thing they put it in a box because if they took 669 00:30:07,572 --> 00:30:10,642 any of my ideas, they'd be swapping underwear by now or something. 670 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:12,811 Yeah, that's my sandwich. 671 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,480 No, it's my giant sandwich. My giant sandwich. 672 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,282 Looks just like your giant sandwich. 673 00:30:17,282 --> 00:30:20,251 Mrs. M, take off your underwear. 674 00:30:20,451 --> 00:30:23,221 And I'll book out 675 00:30:23,221 --> 00:30:25,924 a giant umbrella from the J. 676 00:30:25,924 --> 00:30:27,792 Crossbar. 677 00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:29,460 Uses it like the penguin. 678 00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:30,895 It a sort. 679 00:30:30,895 --> 00:30:36,267 Lambo has a little old lady with him that looks just like Mrs.. M. 680 00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:37,802 They're swapping old ladies. 681 00:30:37,802 --> 00:30:40,138 With this special. Burger just from. 682 00:30:40,138 --> 00:30:44,809 Walking through the woods. 683 00:30:44,909 --> 00:30:46,277 No. Father. 684 00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:48,546 Can you find the lady? Which one has the lady? 685 00:30:48,546 --> 00:30:49,314 You know. 686 00:30:49,314 --> 00:30:53,084 Father Brown is trying to make Flambeau 687 00:30:53,251 --> 00:30:57,222 understand what he's doing is wrong. 688 00:30:57,322 --> 00:31:00,291 Well, he's always doing the thinking and falling for it. 689 00:31:00,291 --> 00:31:03,728 No, they have kind of an argument in the woods. 690 00:31:03,728 --> 00:31:04,863 I have your. 691 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,397 Your neckerchief. 692 00:31:06,397 --> 00:31:08,333 really? Not a neckerchief. 693 00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:11,336 I, I have your hankie. 694 00:31:11,402 --> 00:31:12,937 The flambeau says 695 00:31:12,937 --> 00:31:15,940 I'm kind of disappointed that we couldn't have had more of a debate. 696 00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:19,844 And Father Brown says a deficient in reason, perhaps. 697 00:31:19,944 --> 00:31:23,681 And Flambeau says a celibate simpleton like 698 00:31:23,748 --> 00:31:24,616 bird. 699 00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:27,285 But it's totally like. 700 00:31:27,285 --> 00:31:28,786 Who's got the big sandwich now? 701 00:31:28,786 --> 00:31:30,421 They have a rap battle. 702 00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:34,058 They do the Flambeau and Father Brown Rap battle. 703 00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:36,861 Well, Father Brown loses because he ends up tied to a tree. 704 00:31:36,861 --> 00:31:39,731 Well, he leaves clues for Valentine, too. 705 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,900 Yeah, the umbrella and fountain. Who? 706 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:45,637 Okay, I know we've said Valentine's is a little sick every once in a while, 707 00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:50,141 but he like to look at the hat and the umbrella. 708 00:31:50,174 --> 00:31:52,143 He sees it while they're speeding by. 709 00:31:52,143 --> 00:31:53,111 That's a good eye. 710 00:31:53,111 --> 00:31:54,112 Wait a minute. 711 00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:57,515 Maybe. No, He picks up on it right away. 712 00:31:57,682 --> 00:31:58,616 He's not stupid. 713 00:31:58,616 --> 00:32:00,785 I thought it was a little slow. 714 00:32:00,785 --> 00:32:02,353 Flambeau is a gun. 715 00:32:02,353 --> 00:32:03,454 A little gun. 716 00:32:03,454 --> 00:32:06,024 And then later he has a bigger gun. He points at it. 717 00:32:06,024 --> 00:32:08,192 But that's a tiny gun. It's like a palm gun. 718 00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:12,363 But he pointed at Father Brown the first time you watch this, you don't know 719 00:32:12,397 --> 00:32:15,400 Father Brown's going to get shot because you don't know Flambeau. 720 00:32:15,466 --> 00:32:17,368 Yeah, You don't know how dangerous he is. 721 00:32:17,368 --> 00:32:18,603 And later you don't me. 722 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,572 You want to think that he's a gentleman thief? 723 00:32:21,572 --> 00:32:22,407 Yeah, but. 724 00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:26,644 But he does commit crimes, and he will hurt somebody's death if he has to. 725 00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:29,213 So Dawson is the dumbest accomplice? Yes. 726 00:32:29,213 --> 00:32:31,215 He hits his head on a wall. Yes. 727 00:32:31,215 --> 00:32:34,218 Knocks himself out. He didn't have polio. 728 00:32:34,319 --> 00:32:38,990 He got his knees taken out by some ruffians, some gangsters. 729 00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:40,625 The. No, this. 730 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:45,830 Was going to double cross him. 731 00:32:45,930 --> 00:32:49,801 there should be a sound effect for that or. 732 00:32:49,867 --> 00:32:51,536 wait, I'm late for a confessional. 733 00:32:51,536 --> 00:32:54,205 Flambeau will be there waiting for me. 734 00:32:54,205 --> 00:32:54,906 Yeah. What did he do? 735 00:32:54,906 --> 00:32:56,040 Double back. 736 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,743 To a gas. In the truck, I guess. 737 00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:00,778 Is that truck parked out in front of the church? 738 00:33:00,778 --> 00:33:02,213 I just want beautiful things. 739 00:33:02,213 --> 00:33:04,682 Like your package. 740 00:33:04,682 --> 00:33:05,717 That sounds kind of gross. 741 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:08,052 I know. 742 00:33:08,052 --> 00:33:12,056 I just want what's in your drawers. 743 00:33:12,123 --> 00:33:12,824 That's all I want. 744 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,225 We're ready. Flambeau. 745 00:33:14,225 --> 00:33:17,428 Doctor Flambeau, Father Brown, Flash 746 00:33:17,428 --> 00:33:20,832 fiction. 747 00:33:20,898 --> 00:33:21,799 Mrs. Evans. 748 00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:24,168 Right outside the curtains. 749 00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:27,872 We're going to your car. 750 00:33:27,939 --> 00:33:30,308 she's like the worst listener ever. 751 00:33:30,308 --> 00:33:33,077 Father Brown's really mad here. 752 00:33:33,077 --> 00:33:34,112 As he should be. 753 00:33:34,112 --> 00:33:36,848 But then he's. Stripped of holy orders. 754 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:37,515 wait, No, he is. 755 00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:41,219 Bishop Asshole comes along and says, I'm removing you from your parish. 756 00:33:41,219 --> 00:33:43,521 Yeah, and Father Brown looks like a puppy. 757 00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:46,357 He's just been your bad. Yeah. 758 00:33:46,424 --> 00:33:48,860 You just feel so bad for him. 759 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:52,663 And then Father Brown does the whole Kaiser sausage thing 760 00:33:52,663 --> 00:33:54,198 and puts it all together. 761 00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:59,103 he's sitting with Valentine in the police interrogation room, and he's it all out. 762 00:33:59,103 --> 00:33:59,704 Yeah. 763 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:01,105 Flambeaux, Big plan. 764 00:34:01,105 --> 00:34:02,673 And now Dawson was his accomplice. 765 00:34:02,673 --> 00:34:06,044 And how he pulled the train, the chain and the fire, 766 00:34:06,144 --> 00:34:08,980 smoke, bomb and the swapping and pass the parcel. 767 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:11,883 And you just wanted what was in my drawers and Mrs. 768 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:13,551 M's knickers and sandwiches. 769 00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:14,852 Nobody knew what was going on. 770 00:34:14,852 --> 00:34:17,488 And now he's got it and he's gone. Yep. 771 00:34:17,488 --> 00:34:19,657 Off to her, which the boatyard. 772 00:34:19,657 --> 00:34:22,193 Came to look for the Santa Cruz. 773 00:34:22,193 --> 00:34:23,728 I've got on my side. 774 00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:24,595 What? 775 00:34:24,595 --> 00:34:26,898 Father Brown is never afraid to die? Nope. 776 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,199 It's like I'm good with God. 777 00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:32,203 You're going to shoot me. Do it. If he went through Flanders. 778 00:34:32,303 --> 00:34:35,306 If Father Brown says he was 17, like, wow. 779 00:34:35,373 --> 00:34:37,208 Yeah, he's been through some stuff. 780 00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:40,078 He's seen it both worse. Yeah, he's seen it. 781 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:43,081 So I think it's implied here that Father Brown wasn't 782 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:47,385 in the Holy Orders in the first right and was in the second. 783 00:34:47,385 --> 00:34:49,120 Yes, I think that's accurate. 784 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,190 Yeah. Sid is super detective in this. 785 00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:52,423 At the. 786 00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:53,925 Super detective. 787 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:56,527 He finds out that Dawson is in Dawson's real name. 788 00:34:56,527 --> 00:34:59,530 Yes. Finds out that he's a criminal and what his crimes are. 789 00:34:59,730 --> 00:35:02,767 He tracks Dawson. He knows what stalks him. 790 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:05,136 Yeah, better than the police do. Yeah. 791 00:35:05,136 --> 00:35:07,472 He goes with Father Brown to Horowitz. 792 00:35:07,472 --> 00:35:10,141 So he's not there at the boatyard by himself? 793 00:35:10,141 --> 00:35:13,511 Yeah. Saves the cross. Catches the cross. 794 00:35:13,511 --> 00:35:15,279 He does a great job. 795 00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:16,681 Sid's a good guy. In this episode. 796 00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:18,649 I like Sid waiting behind the phone booth. 797 00:35:18,649 --> 00:35:20,384 Watching Dawson? Yep. 798 00:35:20,384 --> 00:35:21,886 Peering around the edge of it. 799 00:35:21,886 --> 00:35:26,190 So Flambeaux Dad was a deserter at Flanders in World War One. 800 00:35:26,357 --> 00:35:27,992 Yeah. Shot for desertion. 801 00:35:27,992 --> 00:35:29,560 And he blames the church. 802 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,762 Yeah. For not preventing that. 803 00:35:31,762 --> 00:35:35,700 And says I wouldn't be a thief if I'd known my dad. 804 00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:40,471 And I would have known my dad if the if the military hadn't shot him 805 00:35:40,705 --> 00:35:43,841 and the military wouldn't have shot him if the church had stopped them. 806 00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:46,277 So it's Father Brown thought I'm a thief. 807 00:35:46,277 --> 00:35:48,813 Yeah, there's some logic problems. 808 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,581 There's some logic. 809 00:35:50,581 --> 00:35:53,551 Like, I'm guessing if your dad was a deserter, 810 00:35:53,551 --> 00:35:56,254 that he probably wouldn't have been a real stand up dad. 811 00:35:56,254 --> 00:35:57,588 Maybe. Well, I don't. 812 00:35:57,588 --> 00:35:59,724 I don't want to claim his position. 813 00:35:59,724 --> 00:36:01,626 Literally. Scared, maybe. 814 00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:03,528 You know, and made a mistake and ran away. 815 00:36:03,528 --> 00:36:04,629 You know, when he shouldn't have. 816 00:36:04,629 --> 00:36:08,199 But I guess it depends on how purposeful his desertion was. 817 00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:08,699 Yeah. 818 00:36:08,699 --> 00:36:12,603 You know, like, if he stole a truck and dressed up like a nun and was driving. 819 00:36:12,603 --> 00:36:15,106 Away the giant crossbow, that's a little. 820 00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:17,775 Different. But Flambeaux both got some baggage of his own. 821 00:36:17,775 --> 00:36:19,477 Apparently, he does indeed. 822 00:36:19,477 --> 00:36:23,247 And poor Dawson's getting his comeuppance because now he's in chains. 823 00:36:23,314 --> 00:36:24,215 It's like. 824 00:36:24,215 --> 00:36:26,684 It's like you better read him his rights before I shoot him. 825 00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:28,386 Yes, I'm going to. 826 00:36:28,452 --> 00:36:29,487 I absolve you. 827 00:36:29,487 --> 00:36:32,123 So the bishop gives him his job back. 828 00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:32,690 Wait a minute. 829 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:34,725 You missed the slow motion. 830 00:36:34,725 --> 00:36:36,827 Sid dives. 831 00:36:36,827 --> 00:36:37,495 Yeah. 832 00:36:37,495 --> 00:36:40,131 Which is it? Low motion and Flambeau. 833 00:36:40,131 --> 00:36:41,699 Swan dive? 834 00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:42,033 Yeah. 835 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:44,936 Like some kind of Olympics swimmer into the water. 836 00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:47,805 And they shoot 1950s guns at him in the water. 837 00:36:47,805 --> 00:36:48,973 That ain't going to work. 838 00:36:48,973 --> 00:36:51,409 It's not that they didn't go six inches into the water. 839 00:36:51,409 --> 00:36:54,745 No, they stopped but he's got a nice suit and shoes on. 840 00:36:54,745 --> 00:36:56,547 Does he's a fancy dress. 841 00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:58,015 Wouldn't that weigh you down. Swimming. 842 00:36:58,015 --> 00:37:01,052 It would be kick his shoes off right away as soon as he hit. 843 00:37:01,118 --> 00:37:03,321 But they would have been tied. 844 00:37:03,321 --> 00:37:05,856 No, you can get your shoes off even if they're tied. 845 00:37:05,856 --> 00:37:10,428 I what I have a problem with is swimming in socks. 846 00:37:10,528 --> 00:37:11,162 Well, you're going to 847 00:37:11,162 --> 00:37:14,131 take the shoes off, take the socks off those. 848 00:37:14,265 --> 00:37:19,637 I would have just gone underwater and then gone the double back under the dock. 849 00:37:19,670 --> 00:37:21,772 Yeah. That's what people usually do. 850 00:37:21,772 --> 00:37:24,208 And Valentine's, like give me rides, like, okay. 851 00:37:24,208 --> 00:37:25,476 An hour and a half later. 852 00:37:25,476 --> 00:37:25,943 Yeah. 853 00:37:25,943 --> 00:37:28,913 They will have rounded up some kind of flashlights or something. 854 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:30,214 They're not going to catch him. 855 00:37:30,214 --> 00:37:32,083 The bishop doesn't apologize. 856 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,285 No, no, no, no. 857 00:37:34,285 --> 00:37:35,553 He just says it never happened. 858 00:37:35,553 --> 00:37:37,188 Yeah, whatever. Whatever. 859 00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:39,924 I mean, he does tell him that the cardinal had good words for Father Brown. 860 00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:42,460 You didn't have to tell him that anybody praised him at all. 861 00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:43,461 No, he didn't. 862 00:37:43,461 --> 00:37:45,896 Because, frankly, the whole thing wouldn't have happened 863 00:37:45,896 --> 00:37:49,500 if Father Brown had followed orders and not tried to take it himself. Yes. 864 00:37:49,734 --> 00:37:50,334 I just 865 00:37:50,334 --> 00:37:53,571 I don't think Flambeau would have been as eager to steal it from anybody else. 866 00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:56,340 Are you aware Valentine had just taken it by himself? 867 00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:58,342 I don't think Flambeau would have stolen it from him. I don't. 868 00:37:58,342 --> 00:37:59,310 I don't think so either. 869 00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:02,380 Are you aware that Susie was in this episode? 870 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:05,783 Susie has some some holy French pantyhose. 871 00:38:05,816 --> 00:38:07,518 That and she burns a dinner. 872 00:38:07,518 --> 00:38:08,653 That's Susie's. Part. 873 00:38:08,653 --> 00:38:09,587 And Mrs. 874 00:38:09,587 --> 00:38:11,856 M calls her a Slaton? 875 00:38:11,856 --> 00:38:13,291 No, she doesn't call her that. 876 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:16,394 She says a woman should buy her own lingerie 877 00:38:16,427 --> 00:38:18,796 or else walk around looking like a slaughter. 878 00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:21,065 She doesn't say to you, Susie Slaughter. 879 00:38:21,065 --> 00:38:22,633 So just me slut as in it. 880 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:26,704 It means slaughter, prostitute or untidy slovenly woman. 881 00:38:26,937 --> 00:38:30,675 Okay, so on the website I wanted to look up the etymology 882 00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:33,678 and when it was first used, 39. 883 00:38:33,911 --> 00:38:37,248 First. Used. But then I saw this. 884 00:38:37,348 --> 00:38:38,082 I can't believe 885 00:38:38,082 --> 00:38:41,852 Webster does this and I can't believe this was published. 886 00:38:41,919 --> 00:38:42,853 All right. 887 00:38:42,853 --> 00:38:47,792 So there's a section called Recent examples on the Web. 888 00:38:47,858 --> 00:38:51,929 Now, Slaton is not a word that I've heard anywhere else, but this seems like. 889 00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:54,465 Here's the word used in a sentence recently. 890 00:38:54,465 --> 00:38:55,399 Yes. Okay. 891 00:38:55,399 --> 00:38:58,669 And this is from Andy Webster from The New York Times 892 00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:02,406 on the 15th of March 2017. 893 00:39:02,473 --> 00:39:06,644 Joe, he's obviously talking about, like a production or something. 894 00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:07,345 Okay. 895 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:10,748 19 year old newcomer played by Rita Tushnet 896 00:39:10,748 --> 00:39:14,085 and touching is encumbered by her Slaton 897 00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:17,388 mother, 898 00:39:17,488 --> 00:39:18,756 played by Dora Bride, 899 00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:21,859 encumbered by her Slaton mother. 900 00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:23,794 And this is in the New York Times. 901 00:39:23,794 --> 00:39:26,130 Somebody had their fancy pants on. 902 00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:29,533 Somebody had their the saurus out. Yeah. 903 00:39:29,633 --> 00:39:31,802 You mean she was held back by her prostitute? 904 00:39:31,802 --> 00:39:33,504 Mom, can I use slut here? 905 00:39:33,504 --> 00:39:35,373 No. Let's find a different word. 906 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:36,040 Yeah. Okay. 907 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,209 The a makes it better. 908 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,877 If it's a you, it's bad. 909 00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:42,913 The splatter was kind of amazed that they did that. 910 00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:45,716 Have you ever been encumbered by your slacker mother? 911 00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:50,020 No. No. Even though her name is Madonna. 912 00:39:50,087 --> 00:39:53,657 Have not does have that pointy bra. Yes. 913 00:39:53,758 --> 00:39:55,893 Well, we don't have a best corpse. 914 00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:56,694 Wait a minute. 915 00:39:56,694 --> 00:39:59,697 Father Brown gets a telegram before the U.S.. 916 00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:05,503 Because Flambeau, Frankie is classy and we will see him again. 917 00:40:05,536 --> 00:40:06,670 Yes, right. 918 00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:10,207 So he's like, you may have one this time, Father Brown. 919 00:40:10,207 --> 00:40:11,342 But until we meet. 920 00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:13,811 We will meet again in Latin. 921 00:40:13,811 --> 00:40:15,813 Ooh, la la. Yeah. 922 00:40:15,813 --> 00:40:17,848 I'm looking at the telegram form. 923 00:40:17,848 --> 00:40:20,351 Yeah, because telegrams amaze me anyway. 924 00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:21,819 Yeah, they're incredible. 925 00:40:21,819 --> 00:40:23,788 Very bottom on the form. 926 00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:27,691 Like in the on the printed on the not part of the telegram 927 00:40:27,725 --> 00:40:31,228 is for free repetition of doubtful words, 928 00:40:31,228 --> 00:40:35,399 telephone telegrams, inquiry 929 00:40:35,466 --> 00:40:36,200 for free. 930 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,469 Repetition of doubtful words. 931 00:40:38,469 --> 00:40:43,441 So when the tape came in with the words on it. 932 00:40:43,507 --> 00:40:43,941 Right. 933 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:46,610 So they would get these long series of tapes. 934 00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:47,011 Right. 935 00:40:47,011 --> 00:40:49,713 And they, they'd translate them from the Morse. Right. 936 00:40:49,713 --> 00:40:51,916 As they and it would print. 937 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:55,719 So if they made a mistake and you're like, did he really say what I think he said 938 00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,589 Is that the word that was. Keep it in. Right. 939 00:40:58,589 --> 00:41:00,257 Maybe he maybe it was a mistake. 940 00:41:00,257 --> 00:41:04,261 But they did that with early carbon paper underneath it. 941 00:41:04,261 --> 00:41:07,331 So there was they had backups. 942 00:41:07,498 --> 00:41:10,000 But I'm just imagining that 943 00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:10,434 it would 944 00:41:10,434 --> 00:41:14,238 be so fun to be the person on the line who gets those cos. 945 00:41:14,238 --> 00:41:16,574 It says here that you want to do that. 946 00:41:16,574 --> 00:41:18,309 My wife wants a divorce. 947 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,511 Surely divorce is not the right word. 948 00:41:20,511 --> 00:41:22,179 You mistranslated that. 949 00:41:22,179 --> 00:41:24,615 The dots and dashes. 950 00:41:24,615 --> 00:41:26,951 She said she wanted a new roast or something. 951 00:41:26,951 --> 00:41:28,552 She called my mom. 952 00:41:28,552 --> 00:41:31,055 I, I don't know for sure. 953 00:41:31,055 --> 00:41:33,090 I don't think that's what she said. 954 00:41:33,090 --> 00:41:34,291 We had those talks. 955 00:41:34,291 --> 00:41:37,661 In a giant crossbow. 956 00:41:37,728 --> 00:41:41,699 I didn't know they made sub sandwiches and that shape 957 00:41:41,765 --> 00:41:44,134 it can't be right. 958 00:41:44,134 --> 00:41:47,137 Father Brown, subway commercial, 959 00:41:47,137 --> 00:41:49,874 A giant sub in the shape. 960 00:41:49,874 --> 00:41:50,508 Of a cross. 961 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:51,742 It's the Easter special. 962 00:41:51,742 --> 00:41:54,245 This Easter. 963 00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:55,513 we're going back. 964 00:41:55,513 --> 00:42:00,551 Ham and cheese? 965 00:42:00,618 --> 00:42:02,453 No, it'd be like tuna salad ravioli. 966 00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:04,154 During. Lent. Yeah. 967 00:42:04,154 --> 00:42:05,289 Not even Friday. 968 00:42:05,289 --> 00:42:07,191 No. Yeah, we can't have best quotes. 969 00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:08,592 Nobody died. 970 00:42:08,592 --> 00:42:09,727 You know what died? 971 00:42:09,727 --> 00:42:10,694 Whatever. 972 00:42:10,694 --> 00:42:12,796 Susie made food. 973 00:42:12,796 --> 00:42:14,965 That was an over roasted roast. Yeah. 974 00:42:14,965 --> 00:42:17,968 I mean, Dawson had his head, but he doesn't die now. 975 00:42:18,102 --> 00:42:20,237 So after the credit slam. 976 00:42:20,237 --> 00:42:23,741 Bo gets away and does more crimes and comes back. 977 00:42:23,841 --> 00:42:26,477 Susie's probably going to go on burn and. 978 00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:29,413 Susie's not, I don't think she's in the second season. 979 00:42:29,413 --> 00:42:32,516 Said goes on being awesome Addison's going to jail. 980 00:42:32,683 --> 00:42:34,919 Do you think Dave is going to jail. 981 00:42:34,919 --> 00:42:36,854 Has he broken the law? 982 00:42:36,854 --> 00:42:38,956 I think he'd be happy to go to jail and. 983 00:42:38,956 --> 00:42:41,492 Be safer in. Prison. 984 00:42:41,492 --> 00:42:42,393 I think he'll 985 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:46,530 since he turned over in about 2 seconds, I'm sure he'll turn state's evidence 986 00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:47,331 on the gangster. 987 00:42:47,331 --> 00:42:49,166 Yeah, he he wants he needs help. 988 00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:51,268 Yeah. Queens evidence. Yeah. 989 00:42:51,268 --> 00:42:52,002 And that's it. 990 00:42:52,002 --> 00:42:55,773 And that's Father Brown, Season one, the whole thing, the whole shebang. 991 00:42:55,806 --> 00:42:56,640 Next week. 992 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,209 Clap them cock and. Remix. 993 00:42:59,209 --> 00:43:00,311 The big interview. 994 00:43:00,311 --> 00:43:01,679 The big interview. 995 00:43:01,679 --> 00:43:03,247 Dun dun dun dun. 996 00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:06,250 You'll be amazed. It will be awesome. Yes. 997 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,852 So until then. 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