1 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,583 (upbeat music) 2 01:00:05,291 --> 01:00:06,375 Inquiring minds wanna know, 3 01:00:06,375 --> 01:00:07,916 but we'll just tell you 4 01:00:07,916 --> 01:00:09,166 why it's because of that. 5 01:00:09,166 --> 01:00:11,916 That don't go well together, right? 6 01:00:11,916 --> 01:00:13,416 Cause we're idiots, right? 7 01:00:13,416 --> 01:00:13,625 What? 8 01:00:14,833 --> 01:00:16,916 My back does not appreciate that at all. 9 01:00:17,541 --> 01:00:18,458 Was it worth it? 10 01:00:18,541 --> 01:00:19,458 No, not at all. 11 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:20,541 No, no. 12 01:00:20,833 --> 01:00:22,083 I mean, I've got some stories. 13 01:00:23,291 --> 01:00:24,708 Getting old, this is what 14 01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:25,833 they say about getting old. 15 01:00:25,833 --> 01:00:27,625 It's not necessarily graceful. 16 01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:29,500 I'm talking to the lady 17 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:30,375 that's in a knee brace. 18 01:00:30,583 --> 01:00:31,541 I know, like 19 01:00:31,541 --> 01:00:34,458 stereotypical, like old couple. 20 01:00:35,333 --> 01:00:37,375 I don't enjoy running at all. 21 01:00:38,291 --> 01:00:39,791 They had to drag me off the 22 01:00:39,791 --> 01:00:41,750 floor as I'm like whimpering. 23 01:00:42,375 --> 01:00:43,500 The physics of being 24 01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:44,583 nine months pregnant, 25 01:00:45,041 --> 01:00:46,208 bending down, trying to. 26 01:00:46,291 --> 01:00:48,666 I laid their like a limp dead fish. 27 01:00:49,125 --> 01:00:49,625 That day was the 28 01:00:49,625 --> 01:00:50,666 greatest thing they gave me. 29 01:00:50,666 --> 01:00:51,458 I think they asked if I 30 01:00:51,458 --> 01:00:52,875 shot, but I mean, you know. 31 01:00:53,833 --> 01:00:53,875 (laughing) 32 01:00:54,958 --> 01:00:55,750 That couple's in trouble. 33 01:00:56,916 --> 01:00:58,083 You know, they're all about 34 01:00:58,083 --> 01:01:00,125 you and taking care of you. 35 01:01:01,166 --> 01:01:02,250 Um, hello? 36 01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:04,208 Yeah, I totally stole 37 01:01:04,208 --> 01:01:06,916 your show that night. 38 01:01:07,708 --> 01:01:08,541 I mean, I did get a 39 01:01:08,541 --> 01:01:09,375 medal of honor for it. 40 01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:10,250 You did, you did. 41 01:01:10,583 --> 01:01:11,208 Pays Jesus. 42 01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:11,916 I praise Jesus. 43 01:01:12,375 --> 01:01:12,916 Ha, ha. 44 01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:14,708 When I get a witness. 45 01:01:14,791 --> 01:01:17,000 Yeah, we're both smiling at each other 46 01:01:17,041 --> 01:01:18,416 because I think 47 01:01:18,416 --> 01:01:19,083 that's one of those things 48 01:01:19,083 --> 01:01:21,000 that you believe that you help a lot. 49 01:01:21,833 --> 01:01:22,625 And then there's things 50 01:01:22,625 --> 01:01:23,833 that we pay people to do. 51 01:01:23,833 --> 01:01:24,625 And then there's things 52 01:01:24,625 --> 01:01:25,041 that we pay people to do. 53 01:01:25,625 --> 01:01:28,458 You ran head first into a moving car. 54 01:01:28,708 --> 01:01:28,916 Yes. 55 01:01:30,041 --> 01:01:31,458 My brother just got hit by a car. 56 01:01:32,541 --> 01:01:34,500 I still think it was a sabotage deal. 57 01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:36,875 Isn't that always how it happened? 58 01:01:36,916 --> 01:01:37,625 Always how it happened. 59 01:01:37,791 --> 01:01:39,125 It's always the one more time. 60 01:01:40,250 --> 01:01:43,250 And it is a gash that you could measure. 61 01:01:43,250 --> 01:01:43,625 And I was like. 62 01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:45,750 I've been there for a while now. 63 01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:46,625 It's like when I was younger. 64 01:01:47,833 --> 01:01:50,125 So for the record, don't do this. 65 01:01:50,125 --> 01:01:50,583 Don't do this. 66 01:01:50,583 --> 01:01:52,875 This, and I was like, what? 67 01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:53,833 And I got it back, 2008. 68 01:01:55,083 --> 01:01:55,750 Believe it or not, it 69 01:01:55,750 --> 01:01:57,166 was a really long time ago. 70 01:01:57,958 --> 01:02:00,375 Her justification, even after the fact, 71 01:02:00,875 --> 01:02:01,875 that's almost worse. 72 01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:04,250 Blase about it, I just wanted you 73 01:02:04,250 --> 01:02:05,583 to have a dose of reality. 74 01:02:06,666 --> 01:02:07,583 Don't you dare have a 75 01:02:07,583 --> 01:02:08,875 positive attitude going this. 76 01:02:08,875 --> 01:02:09,833 They got a name for that lady. 77 01:02:11,125 --> 01:02:11,833 Aww. 78 01:02:13,875 --> 01:02:14,500 No, I'm coming. 79 01:02:14,958 --> 01:02:15,791 Oh, yeah. 80 01:02:16,083 --> 01:02:17,208 I'm gearing up and I'm coming. 81 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:18,208 I will get you. 82 01:02:19,041 --> 01:02:19,708 Megan's back to back 83 01:02:19,708 --> 01:02:20,583 to back to back to back. 84 01:02:20,583 --> 01:02:23,166 You are a Bunsen burner incident. 85 01:02:24,541 --> 01:02:25,291 Bunsen burner, I lost 86 01:02:25,291 --> 01:02:26,541 my eyelashes by the loop. 87 01:02:26,875 --> 01:02:27,583 I don't know what that 88 01:02:27,583 --> 01:02:28,708 means, but that sounds dangerous. 89 01:02:29,958 --> 01:02:31,208 I, you know, I got away with it. 90 01:02:31,791 --> 01:02:33,000 That was the Halloween blizzard. 91 01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:34,791 And the windshield was 92 01:02:34,791 --> 01:02:37,333 negative 66, I think. 93 01:02:38,666 --> 01:02:39,458 We're wearing heated 94 01:02:39,458 --> 01:02:40,791 apparel at this point. 95 01:02:41,708 --> 01:02:41,958 Randy. 96 01:02:42,583 --> 01:02:42,750 Randy, yeah. 97 01:02:42,791 --> 01:02:45,125 I can't put my arms down. 98 01:02:46,416 --> 01:02:46,708 Rock talk. 99 01:02:47,625 --> 01:02:48,833 We're not on the same page all the time 100 01:02:48,833 --> 01:02:49,375 because you're not 101 01:02:49,375 --> 01:02:51,791 necessarily finishing my excursions. 102 01:02:52,125 --> 01:02:52,916 There you go. 103 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:53,541 That one works. 104 01:02:53,958 --> 01:02:54,166 (laughing) 105 01:02:54,208 --> 01:02:56,666 Aww, if you have a doxy, they hate snow. 106 01:02:57,250 --> 01:02:57,708 So, up.