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The Podcast on Haunted Hill will contain spoilers and swearing.

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Come. It is time to keep your appointment.

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Hello and welcome to the Podcast on Haunted Hill, episode 187 on an undercover cop.

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My name is Gav.

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187 on an undercover cop. My name is Dan and I'm here to rock.

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And 187 is the penal code in America for murder, death, kill.

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Just thought we'd say that.

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It was played lots and used lots in Hibbity Hop in the 90s.

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Yeah, gangster rat.

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So Dan and I couldn't resist the number declaring.

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I don't know what I'm saying.

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Anyway, welcome everybody.

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Welcome back.

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If you've listened to us before.

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If you've never heard us before, then welcome friends.

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And if you just like to potter about now and again,

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come around the side.

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Come around the side.

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It's a better place to slip in.

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We've almost got that down after about a year of coming up with that catchphrase.

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My brain goes to it straight away.

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Then I go, then I sort of just like, it's like, it's like when I play Super Mario Kart

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and I see the banana skin.

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I do it.

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It's because I have this thing where I like to just fuck myself up.

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I've done it all through my life.

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Gav, here's this person.

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If you talk to them correctly,

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they will give you millions of pounds.

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Not that I've ever met that person.

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I would just fuck up the first thing I said.

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Anyway, Mario Kart, I see the banana skin,

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and I go, don't go to the banana skin.

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And then last second, I have this thing where I go,

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and I go towards it on purpose.

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It's really weird.

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So I try to say it, but then it fucked up.

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Anyway.

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Well, there we go.

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This isn't about the psychology of Gav, is it?

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It's not the psychology of Mario Kart either.

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This is about the psychology of Lucio Fulci.

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that's correct so this is easy for gav to remember 187 as he said i didn't have to remind him on this

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one uh we're getting close to that 200 mark it's exciting oh yeah we are don't you think we are

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yeah and yes it is our final director special of 2025 lucio falci the maggot master oh my god

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that scene with the maggots are just flying in their faces that must have been quite traumatic

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yeah so he is known i mean i'll get into it when we get we'll obviously do a bit of a backstory on

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how he got into his career and his sort of back catalogue of work and he's got a lot so we won't

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go into great detail in it but yeah lucifer he's kind of like a sideways removed um almost lower

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budget dario argento he's kind of there along the side doing similar work but a bit more batshit crazy

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in some ways it's it's like like uh is dario available today to direct no right grab lucio

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it's like is goblin available to do the score no right grab fritzy yeah but i'm happy for it yeah

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yeah yeah yeah fine it's not i'm not practical effects anyway his work includes great practical

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effects and great atmosphere and doesn't always make sense and i love that and that's kind of the

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reason i love um argento but we will get into more detail about lucio forci as you know by clicking

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on this episode you know that we are covering two of his um what's the trilogy called uh the gates

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of hell trilogy uh we will be covering city of the living dead from 1980 um we'll also be covering

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um the house by the cemetery one of the best film horror film names of all time uh in my opinion

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house by the cemetery from 1981 yes um the other movie in that trilogy is the beyond we may come

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back and do that at some point because that's a great movie as well the the name the house by

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and the front cover puts in your mind a lot greater movie not spoiling my review there but

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there's a bit of a tip towards it it looks like it's going to be a slasher but um we're getting

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it's back it's back to italian craziness so yeah that's what we're covering we've got a really

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great um story for world of the strange um so bill murray's excited about that um he's here early

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actually in the kitchen making me a lasagna which i'm really excited for um i don't know what all the

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hopes are that he's putting in it i may be quite sleepy by the end of this episode we'll see how

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that goes is he trying to cosby you sometimes i get a bit adam sandler when i do bill cosby

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um yeah so that's what we've got coming up you know it's gonna be a fun episode it's gonna be a

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lot of maggots i've got to apologize to the listeners uh i have a cold it's that time of year

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and we were programmed to record and it's not that bad you know I can record but occasionally

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I'm going to be coughing at the side or try my best and not do it so much and why don't you edit

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it out well I might do if it gets bad but you know and I equally have a froggy throat so I do my best

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but hey fuck it we're here and we're here to to party we're here to get all thought sheet up and

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maggoted and before we get into what we've been watching and all that kind of stuff it's been a

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weird time the epstein files are about to be fully released we've heard some rumors about trump and

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bill clinton which i won't get into right here but i did fill you in on that off air gav we don't do

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politics we just do horror we've got a second moon at the moment um it's only gonna last for 57 days

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and this 3i atlas

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is still plummeting its way

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through the solar system

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and on top of all of that

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there's a new Anaconda film

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with Jack Black and Paul Rudd

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which I'm very confused about

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I haven't seen it

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but I'm very confused

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that this has been made

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so it's a weird time

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well we don't want to remake Anaconda

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but we could actually make a movie

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about some people remaking Anaconda

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well look I'm a big Paul Rudd fan

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isn't i think i think it's finding hopefully it's the sort of humor we need at the moment we just

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need some silliness you know i think my little boy's got a bit of a man crush on poor red actually

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we're working away for all of the marvel films not jack black he might do um we are working away

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for all of them and he's loving ant man we're on ant man at the moment and he's like he's very

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pretty daddy and i'm like yes he is very pretty isn't he because i agree you know poor red is

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beautiful um but he loves it he loves that man so that's that's fun but gav enough about my son and

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anything else what have you been watching what haven't you been watching what films are you

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talking about well let's talk about let's talk about films and stuff and i what i haven't watched

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is the new running man film of edgar wright's it's time i want to talk about it quickly because um

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and not getting into also the politics of cinema but i thought it was interesting to talk about

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very quickly.

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the movie's kind of,

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rentals and buying movies

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will carry on going

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bringing in money.

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possibly not the filmmakers,

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but there's someone.

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very badly.

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of its budget.

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because a movie on that scale should have on it 150,000 sort of reviews.

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and I said to my wife,

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why doesn't it say Stephen King anywhere on there?

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but I feel like if they'd put Stephen King's The Running Man...

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and he doesn't come across as anything special.

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Arnie, I know it's a different type of film,

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but Arnie was almost made the movie,

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and the other thing it put me off wanting to go watch it,

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it's over 30 days.

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It's like, okay.

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I need 48 hours or something.

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That's why it's adapted, surely.

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But the book was great.

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The book might work better as a short Netflix show, perhaps,

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but obviously I haven't seen it either.

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I really like the guy, Glenn, whatever his name is.

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I like him.

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I've seen him in quite a few things,

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and he's pretty decent.

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actions like when he does like yellow budget acts and stuff he looks really forgetful though

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the thing about it they're really trying to sell it with edgar wright's name for anyone that doesn't

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know this is an edgar wright film and on the bus it's all it said was the running man um written by

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adapted for the screen by edgar wright directed by edgar wright and something else by edgar wright

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and i was like why have you got his name on there three times but you haven't got like stephen king

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or anything like that i don't know i don't think it's been marketed very well either apparently

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looking at reviews of it,

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it hasn't got any of Edgar Wright's signature editing,

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cuts, beats, drops, that sort of stuff.

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It's not like that at all, like his normal movies.

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which is probably the most far removed Edgar Wright film I've seen,

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is still an Edgar Wright film.

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It's fantastically edited together.

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but I know I actually watched it in the cinema,

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but I didn't really like it.

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I watched it last night and then towards the end,

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I got bored.

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I actually turned it off before the end of the film

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because I was just like, I'm bored now.

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I like the beginning.

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Some really good cut pieces where he's walking on.

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Some great stuff when the music's writing of the song's words

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are on the walls.

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All that shit's amazing.

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And then it just got boring.

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It does turn into a very standard action thriller by the end.

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But yeah, I mean, I will check it out when it comes to streaming.

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I'm a fan of Stephen King and his works and That Running Man.

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I'd love to see how they've done it more in line with the book.

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Buzzsaw and all these other people

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they all had characters

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the kids actually had

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a character themselves

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just of insurance

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stuff like that

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apparently it's just nothing

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they're just

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and it's over 30 days

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it feels too sparse

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and I'm not one of these people

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that says the book

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is better than the film

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that kind of thing

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a landmark.

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for films at times

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because they don't work as books.

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I watched it over Halloween

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with my Stephen King,

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the original,

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and it was just,

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it's just such a silly

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let your hair down,

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get a bowl of popcorn movie,

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isn't it?

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It's insanely good.

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is that they've,

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how are you going to compete with that?

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I don't know.

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talking of Arnie movies

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getting remakes or whatever.

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It's not a remake, obviously, Predator Badlands, but it's...

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That's right.

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There's two movies that Arnie is in from the franchise

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or a remake or another version.

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It's about the same time.

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Yeah, that's cool, isn't it?

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Well, the only film that I've seen,

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because I'm still very, very busy with my new role

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and my new job and also my children,

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the only film I've seen is Gabby's Dollhouse, the movie,

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which I won't bore you with.

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What is that?

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took the kids to the cinema to watch it uh it's it's a kid's film about a girl whose dollhouse

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comes to life Gloria Estefan's in it which was great i was very pleased was it Miami Sound Machine

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they weren't but it was great music in it but i expected we were because Gabby's dollhouse is a

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tv show and i thought we were going to see one of these let's stitch three episodes together for an

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hour so the parents can take their kids to the cinema but this was actually a proper hour and

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40 minute produced film but the kids sat through it that was fine they ate the popcorn but anyway

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while I was in the queue because we got there a little bit late and I hate that but when you've

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got twins you can't always be on time so we got there and Alice was like well the doors are open

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it starts in about three minutes can you grab the popcorn for us all I said yeah yeah that's fine

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got in the queue there was this couple in front of me with two little boys who were about

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probably one was about five and one was about eight and they just turned up at the cinema

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what can we watch and the guy's like oh um what are you interested in and I was thinking hurry up

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back so I'm gonna get this popcorn and I've got to get to my kids and I don't want to miss the

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start of the film or they're gonna be annoyed they haven't got their popcorn and they were there for

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about two minutes going well what is there at the sun I don't know there's Gabby's die yeah and then

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then the dad said what about this predator film and the guy was like I mean you could do that I

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don't really know if that'll be suitable but I've heard really good things about it and he started

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trying to sell predator badlands to this mum and dad who had their eight and five year old it's a 12

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12a so you can take it i thought what are you talking about you can't take them in anyway it

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turns out they ended up sitting in front of us in gabby's doorhouse the movie so that was great

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um that was my only film i've seen did you get home and shout at people to get off your lawn as well

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no no but i was very annoyed that they took so long they just rocked up and they could see there

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was a me and then a queue of people behind they were just taking their sweet ass time

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you know what popcorn can we get should we get sweet or salted um could get a mixture do you

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want m&ms in it yes can we get em and do you want i don't want m&m study all right one of them does

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one of them doesn't i'm just thinking fucking move rant over speaking about films like the other

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night i just watched uh the untouchables i just kind of put it on because i was thinking about i

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was cold and i remember thinking sean connery going just just move your feet up and down that's

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when you're cold and i was like oh i was like i want to watch untouchables again

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so um i watched it again and it's two hours long just over two hours and all of a sudden it's like

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eight minutes left and i was like what the fuck what the fuck it went by so well and i really

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enjoyed it i was doing other stuff i was watching it but i still could watch it

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but it just took me back to storytelling

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and how much I enjoyed cinema or film movies

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and just forget myself from watching the movie

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and just really thoroughly enjoying acting, performances, production

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and just a really good, tight story that was just so great to watch

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and I was like, what movies nowadays do this?

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Yeah, exactly.

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And I said to you off air, it's one of my, not many people would know this,

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it's probably my top ten non-horror films of all time, The Untouchables.

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It's almost perfect.

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Brian De Palma.

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Brian De Palma.

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And I watched Carrie over Halloween, obviously.

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De Niro's Al Pacino.

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Yeah.

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I mean, I watched Carrie and forgot what an incredibly directed film that is.

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Did I say Al Pacino?

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I don't mean Al Pacino, do I?

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Al Capone.

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Al Capone.

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That would be amazing if De Niro was playing it.

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They could swap.

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Al Pacino

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they could do face off

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imagine face off

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but with Al Pacino

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and Robert De Niro

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it's probably no one

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ever thought of that

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but yeah it's got

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Kevin Costner in it

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and he is phenomenal in it

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Sean Connery's accent

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whatever

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I don't care

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he's still Sean Connery

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I don't care

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Sean Connery

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yeah

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who's the other guy

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Andy Garcia

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Billy Drago

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takes Sean Connery out

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that's right

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Andy Garcia

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De Niro with a baseball bat

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if I remember rightly

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being quite nasty

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it's a really good film

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I recommend watching it

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if you've never

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never seen it but definitely watch it my favorite moment in it and the score is phenomenal by the

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way for everyone who either has never seen it or hasn't seen it for a long time you'll be

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mesmerized by that score and the scene in it that i think is a master class in direction

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is the scene with the baby pram going down the stairs sliding the tension the action the shots

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it's just so good

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it's very funny

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in one of the

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Naked Gun movies

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yes

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paradise

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but it was just

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so nice to have

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that storyteller

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and it just made me go

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I don't know what

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films do this

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for me anymore

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I like this

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movies like

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they're good

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good ideas

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but not like

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so engaging

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it's like

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I guess

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reading a good book

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or something

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I don't know

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probably about 87

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I guess

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yeah

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because it feels like

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It's one of those, it feels like Popeye Doyle type 70s movies, doesn't it?

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It's almost made a bit like that.

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87, I was correct, yeah.

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There you go.

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But it's interesting that it's almost the 90s

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and they still made a film that felt like a really gritty

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sort of 60s or 70s thriller.

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And it's just such a really good story.

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And just, yeah, so many good set pieces, each one.

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And it just kept moving along at a rapid fire.

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No point was I bored, ever.

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Excellent.

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Well, the only other thing that I've watched or been watching and still am watching, which I know you are at the moment, I am on a rewatch of Stranger Things.

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Oh, I have done the four seasons.

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I'm ready for the next one.

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I so enjoyed it.

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Now, yes.

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This is what I wanted to talk about.

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Without the hype.

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Do you remember when it came out?

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Everyone was like, we've got to watch it.

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We've got to watch it.

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It's everywhere.

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And I binged it.

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I didn't have kids back then.

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So I binged it all.

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Binging four seasons together works very well.

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Well, I'm not binging it easy because I haven't got the time.

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So I'm doing one, maybe two episodes on an evening.

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But some evenings, maybe two or three evenings in a row.

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I mean, you could binge the four seasons in a course of two weeks or whatever.

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Do you know what I mean?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So I'm just coming up to the end of season three.

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One thing I've realised is, firstly, I knew this at the time,

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but just how many homages and Easter eggs there are in it

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from the Duffer brothers to the Terminator,

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Alien, Gremlins, Ghostbusters.

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I could go on and on, which I won't.

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And secondly, it's really, really gory,

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particularly when you get to season three

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with the sort of the John Carpenter-style thing creatures

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and the deaths and stuff like that.

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And then, if I remember rightly,

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the fourth one goes really horror,

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almost a bit Nightmare on Elm Street.

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Now, so I'll get to season four

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and obviously rediscover it.

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The reason me and Gav are doing this,

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for anyone who doesn't know, if you're under a rock,

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season five starts in a week or two on Netflix.

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I imagine a lot of people are doing what we're doing.

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People, yeah.

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I should imagine their numbers are up through the roof.

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It's the most watched TV show on Netflix, I think.

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It was How to Make a Murderer.

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That was the one for a while, but this is the one, I think.

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And people are re-watching it now, like you say.

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But yeah, isn't it wonderful?

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It holds up well.

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The hype, it does deserve the hype, I think.

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I don't like the kids.

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Good gateway horror.

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I don't like the kids growing up.

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I liked them in the first season when they're little.

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Oh, I know.

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When I got to season three, I was like, oh, my God.

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They've all grown, like, six inches tall.

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And when they're dressed as Ghostbusters, when they go to school,

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and it's not actually fancy dressed as school, it's so good.

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Yeah, it's great.

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I love all the characters.

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I'm a big fan of Lucas.

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I'm a big fan of Dustin.

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But then in later seasons, I love Billy, even though he's, like, a bit of a dick.

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Yeah, but Billy, though, like, the casting of Billy,

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He is exactly what, if you write down on the script,

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classic 80s rocker, kind of like bit of a tough nut,

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smokes real pretty, got a good body.

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He's perfect.

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The casting is so good for that show.

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And who's the guy that comes into it in season four

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who plays the Metallica song?

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Oh, yeah, I can't remember what his name is,

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but yeah, it's so good.

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I'm looking forward to him.

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And they're all black.

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Someone in the back is coming towards him.

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because i actually think season three so far has been the weakest of the three seasons that i'm on

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but i remember rightly season four is a bit better yeah um so i've really got high hopes as i'm sure

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you have for season five they are definitely finishing it interestingly i read that they

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are only ever meant to make three seasons which is why season three kind of ends it all and then

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they netflix approached them with a truckload of money said please will you make another season or

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too because there's a lot of money in it for us and for you and they ended up oh go on then so they

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had to like write their way out of some of the plots that they'd sort of wrapped up but it's fine

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and it's really made a name for people in it like millie bobby brown and some of the other kids that

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have been in the ghostbuster movies and stuff so they've they've done well a lot of people have

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done well in it and it's great the other thing i love and this is my last thing is not only do they

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have all these homages and easter eggs they always bring back a few actors from the 80s um i know

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hamilton is in the new the season five you've obviously got like frodo baggins or you know um

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sean astin it was in one of the seasons as well you could say you you know all these characters

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you see these people even carry yours from um the princess bride i love that they bring in bring

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back these even when order rider you could say is a an 80s 90s actress that they brought back so

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love it absolutely love it and i'm really enjoying it and what's been nice is when it did come out

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i binged it in like one weekend because like i said i had the time no children back then

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this has been nice just picking up an episode and then that's it for a day or two maybe i will do

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two episodes one night and that's it yeah yeah and you're just plodding your way through it it was

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it was like you know um that's why that's why tv shows are seem so uh uh easy to just do that with

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but a movie you feel like oh i need to like set myself to three hours i've got to solidly

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concentrate on this because all the information is here at this moment or an hour and a half which

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is fine um but then sometimes a tv show it's like well i kind of especially if you're re-watching

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one for sure i know the characters so i can just kind of drop in and out especially if i've already

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seen it before it's not a problem because i did the same thing with um breaking bad exactly the

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same and it's fantastic you've still not seen that have you no i haven't it was fantastic to go back

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through again but like i said i forced up some of the boring shit his stuff with his wife and

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She has an affair.

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It's not really much a spoiler

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00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,440
because it's a bit bollocks, really.

497
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:51,760
It's about boring, boring,

498
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:52,220
forza.

499
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:53,520
But strange things, I didn't.

500
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,740
Strange things, I watched the whole thing

501
00:22:54,860 --> 00:22:56,300
because everything's pretty decent in it.

502
00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:58,060
I also, funny enough,

503
00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,120
speaking of TV shows,

504
00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:01,980
I binged this week over two nights,

505
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,340
one called Dark Skies,

506
00:23:03,460 --> 00:23:04,220
which just come on Netflix

507
00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:05,200
about Native Americans,

508
00:23:05,940 --> 00:23:07,040
Native American policemen.

509
00:23:08,260 --> 00:23:09,620
And it's got one of the guys

510
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,940
who I think he was a killer in Fargo.

511
00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:16,000
In Fargo season two, I think.

512
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:16,920
Yes, I think I know.

513
00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:22,120
mean yeah he's the main sheriff in it and it's just about um the feds being there and like some deaths

514
00:23:22,220 --> 00:23:26,660
turn up where some people died i just started watching it i had no idea what it's about because

515
00:23:26,660 --> 00:23:32,840
i quite like uh native americans and as i don't know the whole the whole it's really interesting

516
00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:37,500
culture yeah yeah the whole folklore around there's these big jeeps in the middle of these desert

517
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:41,500
places there's lots of things could happen it's a different sort of thing from world that i live in

518
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:46,080
do you know i mean so it's quite interesting anyway so um but a few people end up dying from being

519
00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:50,040
looked like they're scared to death and there's just something going on it's not really a supernatural

520
00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:54,360
thing there's like some criminal element going on but it was just pretty good it had one of the

521
00:23:55,120 --> 00:24:00,880
actually one of the guys one of the bad guys no one of the drug dealer type bad guys from breaking

522
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:05,520
bad as one of the main guys in it actually so it's decent so it's worth a watch what's that on

523
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:12,960
netflix only one season about six episodes nice so easy to watch you know even though put it all

524
00:24:12,820 --> 00:24:17,960
together it's way longer than if i'd chosen that three hour movie but still you go i don't know

525
00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:22,220
but you don't you don't feel obligated like you say i know even though my film library's just got

526
00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:27,080
ridiculous lately especially with all the more vhs tapes i've put in speaking of which you've got

527
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:33,060
vhs video you're gonna put out at some point aren't you yes um so as our patron supporters will know

528
00:24:33,090 --> 00:24:38,800
they really they received seven mini episodes over the course of october uh and we have a video

529
00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:44,760
ones but gav going through a box of vhs tapes a bit like um ethan hawke in sinister although he

530
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:50,020
doesn't have quite the same cardigan i know uh i wish actually i'd address this ethan hawke that

531
00:24:50,060 --> 00:24:54,300
would have been a lot better next time i might do it but that will be going up probably in the next

532
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:58,880
week or so for our patreon supporters to watch it's about 20 minutes long and it's just gav delving

533
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:04,120
into a box of vhs and trying to struggling to read the synopsis on the back of some of them

534
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:04,600
Did you watch it?

535
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:06,020
I did, of course, yes.

536
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:06,600
Was it amusing?

537
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:08,060
I watched everything you did.

538
00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:08,860
I didn't watch it back.

539
00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:09,300
Oh, thank you.

540
00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:09,960
I didn't watch it back.

541
00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:10,440
Was it amusing?

542
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,100
Yes, it was funny, yeah.

543
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:12,580
Really good.

544
00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:14,120
I had been checking a cup of tea.

545
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,020
Really good finds in there as well.

546
00:25:17,460 --> 00:25:20,320
Some completely sealed tapes, you know, so it's cool.

547
00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:21,500
It's weird, isn't it?

548
00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:22,080
Yeah.

549
00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:22,700
Yeah, it's cool.

550
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:23,220
It's cool.

551
00:25:24,260 --> 00:25:27,060
Well, is there anything else you wanted to mention before we delve into the YouTube?

552
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,980
I'm happy to get into City of the Living Dead from 1980.

553
00:25:31,220 --> 00:25:31,320
Yeah.

554
00:25:31,860 --> 00:25:34,520
Well, before we do that then, because this is a director special,

555
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,600
just quickly break down Fulci for everybody out there,

556
00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:41,580
just so you know who he is and some of his work that he's done,

557
00:25:42,180 --> 00:25:47,020
how he got into, obviously, being a maggot maniac.

558
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,560
And this will become a...

559
00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:50,980
If you've never seen a Luchio Fulci movie,

560
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,040
there's a lot of maggots and worms in his movies.

561
00:25:54,799 --> 00:25:57,700
And very quickly, I've said it before, I think,

562
00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,580
but I would have done.

563
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:06,660
Alan Jones, one of the head owners of Frightfest Festival in London every year,

564
00:26:07,460 --> 00:26:11,220
is also actually mainly known as a film reviewer,

565
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,600
and he's interviewed many filmmakers over the years,

566
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,700
all the classics of the 70s and 80s horror movies.

567
00:26:17,380 --> 00:26:18,720
And he met Lucio Fulci one morning,

568
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,300
and Lucio Fulci had been gambling all night, drunk,

569
00:26:21,820 --> 00:26:24,920
and he met him for an interview, and he puked all over him.

570
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,080
Lucio puked?

571
00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:28,200
Yeah, all over Alan.

572
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,020
And Alan didn't like him very much, apparently.

573
00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:32,600
and that's all I'm saying next

574
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:33,400
that's all I know on it

575
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,220
but I thought I'd just

576
00:26:35,290 --> 00:26:35,580
drop that

577
00:26:35,610 --> 00:26:35,960
because I thought

578
00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:36,920
that's the only thing

579
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:37,600
I know about him

580
00:26:37,660 --> 00:26:38,260
but what I think

581
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,140
gambling all night

582
00:26:39,220 --> 00:26:39,800
and then just puked

583
00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:40,720
over the interviewer

584
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:42,600
he's not as well known

585
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:43,260
as some directors

586
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,060
but you will

587
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:45,280
you know your listeners

588
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:46,020
will have definitely

589
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,100
seen some of his stuff

590
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,480
he's in a lot of his movies

591
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:49,520
he actually stars in

592
00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:50,420
actually one of his

593
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:51,280
one of his films

594
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:52,700
yeah

595
00:26:52,790 --> 00:26:53,560
and he's in both of the

596
00:26:53,630 --> 00:26:54,260
films we're covering

597
00:26:54,940 --> 00:26:55,720
in this episode

598
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:56,040
he's been in some

599
00:26:56,110 --> 00:26:56,640
of the movies done

600
00:26:56,690 --> 00:26:57,660
like New York Ripper

601
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,000
it's just such a

602
00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:00,160
full on film

603
00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:01,060
if you've not seen it.

604
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:01,920
Yeah.

605
00:27:02,780 --> 00:27:03,600
Well, let's discuss him.

606
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,700
So, Lucio Fortuny was born in 1927.

607
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,560
He did pass away in 1996.

608
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,640
A talent director, screenwriter, and actor,

609
00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:14,340
celebrated for his prolific career across various genres,

610
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,880
became a master of the macabre horror,

611
00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:21,360
and he was sometimes dubbed the godfather of gore.

612
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,500
His work is usually distinguished by...

613
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:26,820
Or the Spaghetti Splatter King.

614
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:28,760
Yes, I love that one as well.

615
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:29,580
The Spaghetti Splatter King.

616
00:27:30,559 --> 00:27:32,080
I just want to make that movie.

617
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,740
His work is, his films are usually,

618
00:27:37,270 --> 00:27:38,260
you can tell if it's him,

619
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,700
because it's usually got like a surreal,

620
00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:42,160
dreamlike atmosphere to it,

621
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,960
and shocking violence,

622
00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:49,080
very gory, usually involving worms,

623
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:50,940
or animals, or maggots.

624
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,480
Very Argento in that respect.

625
00:27:53,710 --> 00:27:55,320
It doesn't, less about the women,

626
00:27:55,530 --> 00:27:58,560
it doesn't matter who you are in a forkytree movie,

627
00:27:58,920 --> 00:27:59,860
Anyone can get it.

628
00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:02,460
You don't have to be a pretty woman to get a knife through the face.

629
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:03,340
Anyone can get it.

630
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,780
And they don't always make sense, his films.

631
00:28:06,140 --> 00:28:08,640
But that's kind of the beauty of it, in a way.

632
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,000
Just adds to the weirdness.

633
00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:17,960
So he started his career in the 50s as a screenwriter and assistant director for Italian comedy films.

634
00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:23,000
Actually, he was making a few short films directed in 1948.

635
00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:26,160
Directed short films through them.

636
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,420
But professionally, yeah.

637
00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:33,800
Yeah, professionally Italian comedy films, which is brilliant.

638
00:28:34,350 --> 00:28:38,520
Because there's not really any comedy in his films very often, if there is any at all.

639
00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:39,260
No.

640
00:28:40,460 --> 00:28:43,820
In the 60s, though, he directed several successful comedies.

641
00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:46,860
And then started venturing into other genres.

642
00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:49,380
Including spaghetti westerns.

643
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:50,640
Porn.

644
00:28:51,300 --> 00:28:52,060
Softcore porn.

645
00:28:54,740 --> 00:28:58,780
and two of his biggest films were Massacre Time from 66

646
00:28:59,260 --> 00:29:00,880
and four of The Apocalypse from 75.

647
00:29:01,010 --> 00:29:01,940
They were Westerns.

648
00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,840
I would be interested to see a Lucho Forte Western

649
00:29:05,590 --> 00:29:06,500
because I do like a Western.

650
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,440
He made a spy movie which is called 002.

651
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,240
Agente, Sergei, I don't know what else it says

652
00:29:13,270 --> 00:29:14,220
because I can't speak Italian.

653
00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:16,340
But it's called 002 rather than 007.

654
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:16,860
Brilliant.

655
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,560
Now, his wife died in 1969

656
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,000
and this is where he shifted his focus.

657
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:32,400
away from comedy and cowboys he he delved into giallo first of all um giallo and then later

658
00:29:32,570 --> 00:29:38,580
horror so what one on top of the other was his first shallow film i think a lizard and a woman's

659
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:45,020
skin which you and i have watched together yeah don't torture a duckling which is a very controversial

660
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:52,140
film about children's deaths um and that sort of cemented his reputation really

661
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:53,380
for controversy.

662
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,120
The Eroticist.

663
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,080
Brilliant film.

664
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,040
It's like The Exorcist,

665
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:58,760
but The Eroticist.

666
00:29:59,260 --> 00:30:00,100
As a senator

667
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,380
vying for the Italian presidency

668
00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:05,000
seeks to cure his perchant

669
00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:06,040
for sexual harassment

670
00:30:06,420 --> 00:30:08,480
all while a camel of politicians

671
00:30:08,820 --> 00:30:09,680
linked to the Vatican

672
00:30:09,820 --> 00:30:11,100
to keep the story under wraps.

673
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,020
Doesn't sound as good as the title,

674
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:14,740
that's for sure.

675
00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:18,460
No, he became internationally known

676
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,120
in 1979

677
00:30:22,140 --> 00:30:31,200
made zombie 2 or as we know it in the uk zombie flesh eaters yeah zombie flesh is great um yeah

678
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:36,440
and that was the film that really everybody knew of him because of that film then and then in the

679
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:40,600
80s he decided you know what i'm going to do a trilogy called the gates of hell trilogy which

680
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:44,840
I mentioned in our intro starting with city of the living dead going moving on to the beyond

681
00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:50,760
and finishing up with house by the cemetery um they aren't kind of they are linked but they're

682
00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:55,340
not linked so it doesn't really matter uh if you if you watch them or not it's a bit like

683
00:30:55,560 --> 00:31:01,820
carpenter's apocalypse um trilogy yeah actually because one of the movies house but uh no the uh

684
00:31:01,970 --> 00:31:06,860
the other one we're doing um is a little bit like um the fog in all that sort of way um we did we

685
00:31:07,020 --> 00:31:13,520
did uh zombie flesh is didn't we we did yes indeed shark versus zombie we did do that i remember it

686
00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:14,920
a very very fun film

687
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,620
now throughout the 80s his health

688
00:31:17,780 --> 00:31:19,780
declined but he did

689
00:31:20,060 --> 00:31:21,220
continue directing horror films

690
00:31:22,020 --> 00:31:23,740
two of his biggest hits in the 80s

691
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,140
and 1990 were

692
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:27,380
the New York Ripper which he mentioned in 1982

693
00:31:28,380 --> 00:31:29,840
and then one of my

694
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:31,740
favourites of his from 1990

695
00:31:32,260 --> 00:31:33,400
Cat in the Brain

696
00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:35,800
the title alone is just phenomenal

697
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:36,580
doesn't he star in it?

698
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,120
not sure if he stars in that one

699
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:40,220
I can't remember

700
00:31:40,660 --> 00:31:42,340
his films over the years

701
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,380
stars Luccio Fulci.

702
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,320
You think he's the main actor?

703
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,560
So his films over the years

704
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,020
have been victim to

705
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,640
lots of censorship.

706
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:51,000
They've been banned.

707
00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:53,300
He's...

708
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:55,440
He plays his character

709
00:31:55,820 --> 00:31:56,340
in

710
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,040
Cat in the Brain.

711
00:31:59,020 --> 00:31:59,720
Otherwise known as

712
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:00,760
Nightmare Concert.

713
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,180
And he's the main lead.

714
00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:02,760
That's what I remember

715
00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:03,340
when I think of it.

716
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:04,680
And obviously his name's

717
00:32:04,740 --> 00:32:05,560
Luccio Fulci.

718
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:06,420
He plays

719
00:32:06,940 --> 00:32:07,060
Dr.

720
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:08,920
Luccio Fulci.

721
00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:10,240
Brilliant.

722
00:32:10,860 --> 00:32:11,500
Fucking hell.

723
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,140
It's like, come on, put your finger cap on.

724
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:18,220
Could it be Dr. Buccio Dolce, maybe?

725
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:22,500
That's like when Jackie Chan first started making English-speaking films.

726
00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:23,960
His character was always called Jackie.

727
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:24,520
Yeah.

728
00:32:25,060 --> 00:32:25,580
It's just like...

729
00:32:26,540 --> 00:32:31,160
Yeah, so he battled most of his career with censors over the graphic content of his films.

730
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,260
So just quickly then with his style...

731
00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:37,160
He was only 68 when he died.

732
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,260
His style was...

733
00:32:40,620 --> 00:32:41,360
There was a lot of atmosphere.

734
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,360
there's a lot of surrealism

735
00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:44,920
nightmares, visions

736
00:32:45,860 --> 00:32:46,560
that kind of thing

737
00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:48,940
he always has graphic gore

738
00:32:48,950 --> 00:32:50,440
you know what you're getting with a fortune movie

739
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,320
really quite graphic

740
00:32:52,790 --> 00:32:54,940
and obviously when these films were made

741
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,640
this is all in camera

742
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:57,900
practical effects

743
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:00,840
most of it holds up very well

744
00:33:00,890 --> 00:33:02,240
I think he obviously

745
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,980
held a particular fascination for eyeball

746
00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:05,520
trauma

747
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,800
which a lot of characters get their eyes ripped out

748
00:33:08,810 --> 00:33:10,140
or something horrible happens to them

749
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:14,380
That's why I went and watched X, and I was very disappointed by that film,

750
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,040
but then at one point someone looks through a thing,

751
00:33:17,090 --> 00:33:22,520
and I was just like, don't you dare have something come through and stab the eyeball.

752
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,480
Do not, don't you dare do that.

753
00:33:24,510 --> 00:33:26,500
Little child thought she's done this many, many times.

754
00:33:26,660 --> 00:33:27,220
It's nothing new.

755
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:29,480
And it did it, and I was like, fuck you.

756
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,300
Fuck you for not coming up with anything more interesting.

757
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:33,060
Gosh.

758
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:38,240
Other things, other themes in his films are cosmic horror.

759
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,200
he's heavily influenced and he said it himself

760
00:33:40,940 --> 00:33:42,480
by the work of H.P. Lovecraft

761
00:33:42,900 --> 00:33:44,100
so there's always a cosmic

762
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,400
element to, well not always but some of his films

763
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,980
have a cosmic element to them

764
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,200
like this strange evil

765
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,320
the first film we're covering

766
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,700
says writers H.P. Lovecraft

767
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,000
so he's taken this

768
00:33:56,540 --> 00:33:58,260
slightly from something presumably

769
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,280
and much like Argento with

770
00:34:00,380 --> 00:34:01,720
Goblin as you mentioned earlier

771
00:34:02,180 --> 00:34:04,100
his films always contain soundtracks

772
00:34:04,260 --> 00:34:06,559
usually by Fabio Fritzi

773
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:12,980
very surreal and chilling and they're wonderful soundtracks really great to put on for on halloween

774
00:34:13,740 --> 00:34:18,800
if you're just sitting around the house he also likes to chuck in the odd anti-catholic

775
00:34:19,659 --> 00:34:25,860
theme as well he was raised catholic but a lot of his films contain anti-catholic or anti-religious

776
00:34:26,179 --> 00:34:31,739
themes and imagery don't torture a duckling and city of the living dead there's a lot of talk of

777
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:38,800
the book of enoch and stuff like that in there so yeah he obviously left a legacy behind um

778
00:34:41,319 --> 00:34:48,440
tarantino said he's one of the best in his opinion um and he he loves most of his films

779
00:34:49,179 --> 00:34:52,800
and you know what tarantino is like you know if he says then it's usually a pretty cool thing

780
00:34:53,740 --> 00:34:57,680
but yeah that's um that's just a little bit of a background on him and then if do you want to

781
00:34:57,700 --> 00:35:02,460
zipped through a couple of his more well-known films for people we've covered a lot of them

782
00:35:04,100 --> 00:35:12,220
yeah i think really um zombie or zombie 2 um the beyond heist by the cemetery city living dead new

783
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:17,100
york ripper manhattan baby is another one which i like love of his i don't remember that one um

784
00:35:18,060 --> 00:35:23,660
he even did zombie 3 cat in the brain that we said and he did a tv movie called hansel and

785
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:32,920
Gretel in 1990 his last film came out in 1991 so he did a lot of stuff 61 credits he's got as

786
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:41,500
director on IMDB yeah that's a fucking good career for a filmmaker yeah um and I'd love to know what

787
00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:49,180
the if there was any kind of relationship between him and Argento really um I bet they were

788
00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:55,920
competitive i don't know yeah i don't know because you see with dario it's a little bit up there more

789
00:35:55,920 --> 00:36:03,220
on artistry uh as a bit more of an eye put to setting up stuff where lucho thought she's a

790
00:36:03,260 --> 00:36:09,120
little bit more grimy get to the point get it fucking done i feel but i agree but that's but

791
00:36:09,220 --> 00:36:13,720
that's not again that's not dissing him that's just the way he makes films that's him as a filmmaker

792
00:36:13,740 --> 00:36:16,120
and the way he is as a filmmaker

793
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,000
makes the way his films have a certain look

794
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:20,340
as opposed to someone else.

795
00:36:20,980 --> 00:36:21,740
I think you're right.

796
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:24,640
I think the closest director you could compare him to

797
00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:25,300
is Argento,

798
00:36:25,380 --> 00:36:26,340
but the difference between them is

799
00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:28,840
Argento is an artist that makes films

800
00:36:30,180 --> 00:36:33,220
and I think Fulci was just a filmmaker.

801
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:38,880
They weren't as high-end art as Argento,

802
00:36:39,060 --> 00:36:40,040
which he used a lot of colours,

803
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,220
still uses a lot of colours

804
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:44,780
and music and visuals.

805
00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:48,780
Yeah, it's a very stylish thing.

806
00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:51,420
If you think of Italian filmmakers,

807
00:36:51,650 --> 00:36:52,700
if you think of Italians as artists

808
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,340
and quite stylish as a place,

809
00:36:56,530 --> 00:36:56,940
you know, Italy,

810
00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:58,980
you could probably think of Dario.

811
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:00,800
I'm looking at Manhattan Baby Trade.

812
00:37:00,940 --> 00:37:01,740
I've never seen this, actually.

813
00:37:02,519 --> 00:37:04,640
So, I mean, the last thing I'll say is

814
00:37:04,740 --> 00:37:07,240
I love Italian horror films.

815
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:08,820
And that is that.

816
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,100
Whether they're cannibals, zombies, slashers,

817
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,800
you know what I need to get into

818
00:37:14,850 --> 00:37:15,680
and I haven't done it

819
00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:17,340
and every once in a while

820
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:18,540
Sarah and I do it quite often

821
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:19,920
we sort of get into a

822
00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:21,980
almost a sub-genre of things

823
00:37:22,010 --> 00:37:23,160
and just binge a load of them

824
00:37:23,420 --> 00:37:24,560
but one thing I've not done

825
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:25,360
it's not horror though really

826
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,760
is the Italian crime films

827
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,100
I've never watched that many of

828
00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:29,440
and they're supposed to be really good

829
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:31,700
yeah the ones that are almost shallow

830
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:32,320
but not

831
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:33,760
I might have to look up

832
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,220
the top 10 Italian crime films

833
00:37:35,290 --> 00:37:35,900
and just watch those

834
00:37:36,030 --> 00:37:36,500
do you know what I mean

835
00:37:37,179 --> 00:37:38,820
yeah you'd have a fun time with those

836
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:39,160
definitely

837
00:37:41,439 --> 00:37:42,160
alright well

838
00:37:42,180 --> 00:37:47,240
your fault sheet in a nutshell we are about to enter the city of the living dead so we'll go

839
00:37:47,270 --> 00:37:53,860
to a trailer now when we come back 48 hours to shut up the doors shut the gates of hell before

840
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:58,180
i thought you were going to go down an eddie murphy route then we got 48 hours before nick

841
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:04,320
nolte and eddie murphy show up i watched a documentary of his and it's very very good

842
00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:08,339
yeah i really want to see that and the john candy one i need to check them both out

843
00:38:09,339 --> 00:38:11,020
alright cool well let's go for a train

844
00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:13,080
and when we come out we'll go to City of the Living Dead

845
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,200
- -

846
00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:45,140
Bob! Bob!

847
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:47,980
Bob, don't leave me alone!

848
00:38:53,180 --> 00:38:54,660
The city of the dead.

849
00:38:55,740 --> 00:38:56,900
The living dead.

850
00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,140
A cursed city

851
00:39:00,260 --> 00:39:02,360
where the gates of Hal have been opened.

852
00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:05,100
You've got to. You must be closed those gates.

853
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,780
We interrupt this program to bring you a special broadcast

854
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,480
Dunwich police authorities have declared a state of emergency.

855
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,700
Effective immediately within Dunwich County.

856
00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:21,240
All citizens are requested to return to their homes as quickly as possible.

857
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:25,040
In case of necessity, contact this station.

858
00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:27,480
Thank you, D.W.C.

859
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:33,160
The telephone number is 825-9881.

860
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,220
All citizens are urged to remain calm.

861
00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:39,000
Did you see, when you were in this trance, did you see anything?

862
00:39:39,740 --> 00:39:40,820
besides that tombstone?

863
00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:42,120
Oh, yes.

864
00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:45,060
I saw a priest...

865
00:39:48,860 --> 00:39:50,980
who by hanging himself...

866
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:52,920
opened the gates of hell.

867
00:40:07,460 --> 00:40:08,180
She's still here.

868
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,660
She's still in the house.

869
00:40:10,820 --> 00:40:11,300
No!

870
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:12,300
She's in here!

871
00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:13,720
I know she's in the house!

872
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,380
I don't-- I don't want to see her anymore!

873
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,300
Jared, get her out!

874
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:19,100
Please!

875
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,560
Tell her to go!

876
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:22,380
She's in here.

877
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,180
Do you hear her?

878
00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:33,620
It works!

879
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:34,880
- I'm so scared!

880
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:56,180
Guess what?

881
00:40:58,460 --> 00:40:59,280
It's All Saints Day.

882
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:04,180
A demanding, implacable enemy whose search for blood is never satiated.

883
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,200
City of the Living Dead from 1980.

884
00:41:14,900 --> 00:41:15,980
Not rated, apparently.

885
00:41:16,780 --> 00:41:19,400
I always thought this was just an 18, but maybe not.

886
00:41:19,620 --> 00:41:20,460
An hour and 33 minutes.

887
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,200
A reporter and a psychic race to a close at the gates of hell

888
00:41:26,980 --> 00:41:30,660
after the suicide of a clergyman caused them to open,

889
00:41:31,380 --> 00:41:34,440
allowing the dead to rise from their graves.

890
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,220
Great, great little, you know, synopsis there.

891
00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:42,120
To the point.

892
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:43,620
To the point, yeah.

893
00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:48,620
It's like, say, for example, Die Hard Free.

894
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,220
They've got a task to do.

895
00:41:51,380 --> 00:41:54,880
and says and all this stuff they've got a task to be at a certain place at a certain time

896
00:41:55,540 --> 00:42:00,840
go go go and uh in some ways it's quite nice when you have this you don't have at any point here

897
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:05,660
some talk it's cut to a ticking time clock of how long we've got where you would do some films with

898
00:42:05,660 --> 00:42:11,620
a certain time limit um certain things certain ways that they could do that rather than just

899
00:42:11,740 --> 00:42:16,880
having text on the screen with the numbers counting down but um at one point you do have someone saying

900
00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:21,800
oh we've it's it's past midnight it's pretty much there's not much more of that but that is basically

901
00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:26,480
the the basis of it i love the fact that we're getting i know if we can get into it i love that

902
00:42:27,019 --> 00:42:32,580
christopher george it's just like that's what we're gonna do is it okay let's go have you not got any

903
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:38,340
more questions do you like hang on i've got i've got my lunch later and i've got teas in the fridge

904
00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:42,100
and he's eating how long is this going to take where are we going we don't know where we're going

905
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:46,940
are we using satin apps no they don't exist mobile phones don't exist we've just got a map and we're

906
00:42:46,940 --> 00:42:52,140
going to town where we don't know if it exists yeah to close the gates of hell yeah why because

907
00:42:52,380 --> 00:42:58,720
it's the biggest thing really so he's told we need to go find a town that we don't know where it is

908
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:04,820
to close the gates of hell oh i'm in let's go yeah it's amazing it's it's like okay all right let's do

909
00:43:04,820 --> 00:43:10,600
that then so you just go along as a listener all right let's do that i will just say um that the

910
00:43:10,620 --> 00:43:17,600
relationship between him and mary is very halloween three season of the witch tom atkins

911
00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:24,860
on the road with a girl they're kind of doing that kind of investigative state i completely feel feel

912
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:29,260
feel you dan i feel you yeah i feel like tom at the tom atkins could have done this as well but um

913
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:34,200
obviously this is christopher george uh we also get um michelle suave is in this as well a lot of

914
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,400
people would know from Demons,

915
00:43:36,490 --> 00:43:40,020
the guy who had the metal face handing out the flies,

916
00:43:40,070 --> 00:43:41,800
but also he's a director in his own right.

917
00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:46,560
So there's a few faces you'll recognise from Giallo.

918
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:48,640
I'm a big Christopher George fan.

919
00:43:49,230 --> 00:43:50,680
I like a lot of his films he's done.

920
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:57,420
I feel like if he had died before Tarantino's era,

921
00:43:57,630 --> 00:44:00,320
I feel like he's the sort of person Tarantino would have put in one of his films.

922
00:44:00,340 --> 00:44:00,720
Oh, yeah.

923
00:44:01,250 --> 00:44:01,540
Yeah, yeah.

924
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:03,580
I'm a big fan of his movies.

925
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,620
As soon as I knew we were doing this, I was like,

926
00:44:05,780 --> 00:44:07,340
oh, man, that's the one with Christopher George, isn't it?

927
00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:09,300
It was like, yeah, Christopher George.

928
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:11,540
Yeah, totally.

929
00:44:12,380 --> 00:44:13,680
Okay, well, let's get into it, really,

930
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,620
because it does start, it just gets straight to the title card, really,

931
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,940
of City of the Living Day just appears,

932
00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:20,980
as a lot of these older Italian films do.

933
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:21,680
Well, it's funny.

934
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,820
I watched these out of order for what they came out with.

935
00:44:25,220 --> 00:44:28,640
I did House first, and one problem I've got with House,

936
00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:30,300
I know I'm not reviewing House at the moment.

937
00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:31,380
We're doing it in a bit.

938
00:44:31,820 --> 00:44:33,560
But one problem I have with it is, like,

939
00:44:34,060 --> 00:44:36,940
it titles it House of House of Corpses,

940
00:44:37,380 --> 00:44:37,960
House by a Cemetery,

941
00:44:38,780 --> 00:44:41,220
and this picture, House of Foggy Cemetery,

942
00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:43,000
and there's not enough, though,

943
00:44:43,340 --> 00:44:48,460
cut to establishing foggy shot house cemetery.

944
00:44:48,980 --> 00:44:50,160
But this, straight away,

945
00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:53,580
it starts with credits panning over a graveyard,

946
00:44:53,660 --> 00:44:56,060
and I was like, this is what the House of Cemetery should have been.

947
00:44:56,180 --> 00:44:57,780
This is more of this film straight away,

948
00:44:57,900 --> 00:44:59,980
and it has loads of shots of a house.

949
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:05,080
and that finger and i was like this is that what why didn't that movie which came out later

950
00:45:05,780 --> 00:45:10,280
have these shots in it's strange but this is perfect i really love this opening yeah actually

951
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:14,060
starts with a scream doesn't it over the title card someone's screaming and then you get this

952
00:45:14,380 --> 00:45:19,760
that's funny because house of uh uh house on haunted hill um does that as well that's yeah

953
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:24,820
that's right and it's got a great score as we mentioned and that kicks in and as you say gab

954
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:31,560
yes we cut to a foggy graveyard and we see a priest doesn't this set the tone of the film

955
00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:38,380
it's dark as shit and like it's it's straight away like it seems like i am not religious but

956
00:45:38,380 --> 00:45:44,680
i have this thing where it's very hard and i feel like i have to like not be too bashful which not

957
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:49,880
like i am or negative towards religion because i feel like it's such a like thing touched upon like

958
00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:54,800
people touch upon i'm touching their toes they're really insulted but it's like but hang on we

959
00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:58,540
with it it's something you chose to do it's it should be a thing but do you know what I mean I

960
00:45:58,660 --> 00:46:05,580
feel like that because of such a a lot of religious people it uh it does a lot of things in the world

961
00:46:05,660 --> 00:46:10,060
it pushes and inspires and I don't know what I'm saying it feeds through a lot of things in the

962
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,460
world it makes a lot of the world go around religion is involved you know what I'm saying

963
00:46:13,999 --> 00:46:18,280
um and straight away though if you're having a movie and having something like a priest

964
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:25,500
hanging himself uh that's that's quite a thing i feel like because like obviously religion you

965
00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:31,200
shouldn't commit suicide is something you shouldn't do you know well the bible says you don't go into

966
00:46:31,340 --> 00:46:37,080
heaven if you so yourself a bible a bible a priest doing it in a graveyard as well where there's lots

967
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:40,780
of dead people it's for me straight away i'm looking at going like this is like really almost

968
00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:45,540
artistic in the way that's set and the tone of a film straight in it's bleak it's dark it's serious

969
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:51,480
as fuck if you're going that way um and it's almost like more full-on than the rest of whole

970
00:46:51,540 --> 00:46:57,100
film itself this opening bit but what an open scene or open yeah and we we don't see it immediately he

971
00:46:57,260 --> 00:47:02,380
looks very haunted and he looks up at a tree branch and that's just so dark because if you've

972
00:47:02,380 --> 00:47:05,680
read the synopsis which a lot of people have done before they put the videotape in or whatever

973
00:47:06,180 --> 00:47:09,780
they'll know that this is probably the priest that's going to hang himself and cause the gates

974
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:15,980
of hell to open so he looks up at this tree branch and it's like oh boy but then we cut to new york

975
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:23,380
new york city um where there's a seance going on because we don't know actually where this other

976
00:47:23,580 --> 00:47:27,420
place is so it cuts to new york it doesn't actually need to say that unless it said earlier

977
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:31,060
on somewhere else because that could just be new york as well but obviously they've got to get to

978
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:35,380
it so it's a bit of a road trip but we don't know where that is we do find out later on dunwich

979
00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:37,420
isn't it? Yes Dunwich that's right

980
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:39,080
in

981
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:40,980
I can't quite remember where it is now but

982
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,700
yeah so they're doing this seance in New York

983
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,180
and there's a few people in a room

984
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,200
a woman, a girl Mary

985
00:47:47,820 --> 00:47:49,540
and she's saying yes I am there

986
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,660
I see you, we have

987
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,720
contact and then we cut

988
00:47:54,060 --> 00:47:55,680
back to the

989
00:47:55,860 --> 00:47:57,120
rope over the branch

990
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,820
and this image of a priest

991
00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:01,400
just hanging, swinging

992
00:48:01,940 --> 00:48:03,720
backwards and forwards. I lie actually it does

993
00:48:03,820 --> 00:48:04,420
say Dunwich

994
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:09,480
early on in the film yeah so that's fine that then they say new york but yes

995
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:17,020
um the seance lady seems to see this priest hanging from a tree and what a shot again you

996
00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:24,360
know with that score yeah with that score as well um and yeah just a shot of him swinging and then

997
00:48:24,740 --> 00:48:31,300
we see a zombie rising from the graveyard now this is everything you want so far isn't it a priest

998
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,300
hanging himself, the score, the zombie rising

999
00:48:33,350 --> 00:48:35,160
out the ground, a seance. If you're

1000
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,180
going to the video shop and you're looking around

1001
00:48:37,290 --> 00:48:39,280
for a movie to watch, what are we going to watch tonight, Billy?

1002
00:48:39,540 --> 00:48:41,340
I don't know, Frank, what are we going to watch?

1003
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,000
Same with boobs, Billy. Oh,

1004
00:48:43,460 --> 00:48:45,000
Frank, that'd be good, and some death.

1005
00:48:45,180 --> 00:48:47,140
What murder and blood, that's what we want.

1006
00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:49,220
Alright, what's that? City of

1007
00:48:49,270 --> 00:48:51,300
the Living Dead, what do you reckon that's about? I reckon

1008
00:48:51,420 --> 00:48:52,880
it might be about zombies,

1009
00:48:53,300 --> 00:48:55,060
because it's got Living Dead in the title.

1010
00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:57,020
Oh yeah, it's the city, so there's loads of

1011
00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:59,100
fucking zombies all over the city, Billy.

1012
00:49:00,140 --> 00:49:00,500
Brilliant.

1013
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:05,760
probably be some boobs and that's how it would have gone i think looking at that title city of

1014
00:49:05,820 --> 00:49:10,180
dead you straight away know it's gonna be zombies well poor old romero you know they're cashing in

1015
00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:15,800
on his movie again aren't they anything of the living dead no matter what it is yeah but fuck

1016
00:49:15,830 --> 00:49:21,660
it it works it's not a bad movie though so it's not like it's some cheap knockoff or something

1017
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:29,140
so we cut back to the seance as this zombie rises and mary starts to convulse this is mary dies

1018
00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:31,820
This is known for other titles though, isn't it?

1019
00:49:32,100 --> 00:49:34,120
So it's actually City of the Living Dead.

1020
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,880
It's probably the American marketers.

1021
00:49:39,180 --> 00:49:40,720
Yeah, there are other titles to it as well.

1022
00:49:40,940 --> 00:49:41,520
Original title,

1023
00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:45,580
Por la Nella Città de l'Emortifia Viviente.

1024
00:49:46,460 --> 00:49:47,900
Which translates to City of the Living Dead.

1025
00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:48,420
Oh.

1026
00:49:51,060 --> 00:49:53,420
But yeah, what we thought was going to be our main girl, Mary,

1027
00:49:54,860 --> 00:49:56,540
dies because of this seance

1028
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,940
and because of this thing that's happening in Dunwich now.

1029
00:49:59,340 --> 00:50:00,000
spoiler alert

1030
00:50:00,830 --> 00:50:01,740
she does come back to life

1031
00:50:02,150 --> 00:50:02,840
and it's brilliant

1032
00:50:03,410 --> 00:50:03,980
when she does

1033
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:04,660
in a coffin

1034
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:06,680
everyone's worst nightmare

1035
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:07,080
but

1036
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:07,900
she dies

1037
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:08,780
and

1038
00:50:09,580 --> 00:50:10,400
that's that really

1039
00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:12,220
then a cop shows up

1040
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:13,720
I'm wrong

1041
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:14,700
City of Limb Dead

1042
00:50:14,940 --> 00:50:15,520
was just a title

1043
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:16,840
alright

1044
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:18,080
I'm sure I had another title

1045
00:50:18,130 --> 00:50:18,620
at some point

1046
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:20,080
can't see

1047
00:50:20,740 --> 00:50:22,060
yeah so a cop shows up

1048
00:50:22,380 --> 00:50:22,900
and he's like

1049
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:24,140
you mean to tell me

1050
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:25,380
straight away

1051
00:50:25,580 --> 00:50:25,960
we're into like

1052
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:26,900
the detective there

1053
00:50:27,020 --> 00:50:27,860
the classic detective

1054
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:28,940
He's like, wait, what's going on?

1055
00:50:28,950 --> 00:50:30,580
I don't believe you, buster.

1056
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:31,920
And it's great.

1057
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,800
I really quite like the fact we're straight in there.

1058
00:50:34,850 --> 00:50:35,480
Boom, straight in there.

1059
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:37,080
Like that first scene, the priest hanging.

1060
00:50:37,130 --> 00:50:38,760
I was like, my God, that's pretty powerful.

1061
00:50:39,380 --> 00:50:40,820
And in a graveyard, then all of a sudden,

1062
00:50:41,410 --> 00:50:44,360
in a seance, the person doing the seance sees that shit

1063
00:50:44,590 --> 00:50:46,960
and then all of a sudden dies from seeing that shit.

1064
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:49,080
Like, what the fuck are we watching here?

1065
00:50:49,940 --> 00:50:50,700
And this cop's great.

1066
00:50:51,020 --> 00:50:51,660
He's sort of saying,

1067
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:57,220
you mean to tell me that this lady died of fright from a seance?

1068
00:50:57,540 --> 00:50:57,780
Yeah.

1069
00:50:57,860 --> 00:50:58,340
Come on.

1070
00:50:58,500 --> 00:51:00,400
And then he says, what are you guys on?

1071
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:01,520
What drugs are you taking?

1072
00:51:01,860 --> 00:51:02,380
I want to know.

1073
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:03,040
Brilliant.

1074
00:51:03,700 --> 00:51:04,160
He just thinks.

1075
00:51:04,380 --> 00:51:09,220
And there's an older woman who's friends with a dead woman who's like, she starts saying,

1076
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:11,100
it's the Book of Enoch.

1077
00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:13,180
It's a 4,000-year-old book.

1078
00:51:13,540 --> 00:51:14,600
Have you not heard of it, detective?

1079
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:17,100
And he's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

1080
00:51:17,300 --> 00:51:20,560
I've not heard of some Book of Enoch, 4,000 years.

1081
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:25,200
I think a movie that we have to make is definitely, without a doubt, a film like this,

1082
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,600
which we have a woman saying,

1083
00:51:26,630 --> 00:51:29,560
but detective, have you not heard of...

1084
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:30,720
And this is some bullshit.

1085
00:51:30,900 --> 00:51:33,440
They're like, I've not heard of that jaff talking shit.

1086
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:35,580
And just, like, do that scene.

1087
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,440
Because this is so 70s movie.

1088
00:51:38,580 --> 00:51:40,200
After he's just said, where's the stash?

1089
00:51:40,620 --> 00:51:41,380
It's brilliant.

1090
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,000
But then something strange happens

1091
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,900
because his assistant cop says,

1092
00:51:48,140 --> 00:51:49,240
detective, look, look.

1093
00:51:49,700 --> 00:51:53,140
And suddenly this giant fireball appears in the other room

1094
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,680
with a growling sound like a dragon or a lion.

1095
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:58,200
And it sort of appears and then disappears.

1096
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:00,800
And everyone in the room is like, oh, my God.

1097
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:04,280
And we're at an audience like, wow, there's your proof, cop.

1098
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:06,280
And he's like, no, it's a prank.

1099
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:08,620
There's got to be a way they did it.

1100
00:52:08,900 --> 00:52:10,100
We don't believe this is true.

1101
00:52:10,740 --> 00:52:11,560
Come on, this is awful.

1102
00:52:11,740 --> 00:52:12,320
This is terrible.

1103
00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:13,640
I don't believe any of this.

1104
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,640
You're all going to go get a hell for this in prison.

1105
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,940
The woman is pretty much saying you can't handle the truth.

1106
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:19,640
Essentially, she says that.

1107
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,020
She says to him, detective.

1108
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:24,240
the gates of hell are opened

1109
00:52:24,940 --> 00:52:26,560
and awful things are about to happen

1110
00:52:26,620 --> 00:52:28,160
in a town far away from here

1111
00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:30,100
what the fuck are you talking about

1112
00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:32,060
he must be going like for fuck's sake

1113
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:32,740
they've been doing the same

1114
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:35,720
they're all on acid

1115
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:37,480
they've imagined this whole thing

1116
00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:39,020
but then it's okay though

1117
00:52:39,180 --> 00:52:40,820
because there's a ball of fire

1118
00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:43,500
just going up and down in the room next door

1119
00:52:43,820 --> 00:52:46,020
so he's like what the fuck's going on over there

1120
00:52:46,220 --> 00:52:47,480
and they all rush into the room

1121
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:50,360
and the ball of fire just vanishes

1122
00:52:50,380 --> 00:52:50,760
and it's like

1123
00:52:51,530 --> 00:52:51,800
straight rise

1124
00:52:51,930 --> 00:52:52,660
like how did they

1125
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:53,660
do this ball of fire

1126
00:52:53,780 --> 00:52:54,320
going up and down

1127
00:52:54,380 --> 00:52:55,140
that was pretty good

1128
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:55,640
really

1129
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:57,880
and then

1130
00:52:58,860 --> 00:52:59,840
we cut to

1131
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:01,540
a very strange scene

1132
00:53:02,460 --> 00:53:03,860
of a man in the storm

1133
00:53:04,420 --> 00:53:04,740
outside

1134
00:53:05,420 --> 00:53:06,160
and he approaches

1135
00:53:06,300 --> 00:53:07,280
an old abandoned building

1136
00:53:07,820 --> 00:53:08,140
and we're like

1137
00:53:08,260 --> 00:53:09,120
what was going on here

1138
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:09,620
what's this

1139
00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:11,160
he goes inside the building

1140
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:12,060
and he finds his

1141
00:53:12,210 --> 00:53:13,020
little blow up doll

1142
00:53:13,220 --> 00:53:13,740
that he's got

1143
00:53:14,020 --> 00:53:14,800
before this happened

1144
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:16,060
just before this happened

1145
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:16,760
the woman

1146
00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:17,800
who's the one

1147
00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:18,320
the detective

1148
00:53:18,460 --> 00:53:18,900
for questioning

1149
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:19,480
who was there

1150
00:53:19,580 --> 00:53:20,340
when the sounds

1151
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,780
This is the next person in charge, I guess, after the seance,

1152
00:53:23,020 --> 00:53:24,780
who is in charge and doesn't do the seance.

1153
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:28,980
Anyway, she just says, precisely at this time, in another town,

1154
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,680
terrible things are happening.

1155
00:53:30,970 --> 00:53:34,060
And then she looks directly at the camera while she says this.

1156
00:53:34,070 --> 00:53:35,860
Then it cuts to this next scene.

1157
00:53:35,890 --> 00:53:40,520
I was just like, this is batshit fucking crazy, but it's quite fun.

1158
00:53:41,380 --> 00:53:44,960
And the scene is weird because, as I say, this man, Bob,

1159
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,660
goes into this abandoned house.

1160
00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:50,700
My new name for him is Blow Up Bob.

1161
00:53:51,340 --> 00:53:53,140
Yeah, well, he pulls out his blow-up doll.

1162
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:55,120
It seems to inflate all on its own.

1163
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:57,680
It's the self-inflating ones, like in Only Fools and Horses.

1164
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,440
And he starts feeling it up.

1165
00:54:02,220 --> 00:54:03,120
He feels the boobs.

1166
00:54:03,380 --> 00:54:06,120
I know, it's just like, this is like, some movies,

1167
00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:08,580
especially Italian horror movies, definitely get early on.

1168
00:54:08,580 --> 00:54:09,360
You just get some boobs.

1169
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:13,400
We're getting a guy in some sleazy sort of setting

1170
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,000
with a blow-up doll.

1171
00:54:15,180 --> 00:54:16,360
I do not do this.

1172
00:54:16,620 --> 00:54:17,760
This is not sexy.

1173
00:54:18,220 --> 00:54:18,820
Definitely not sexy.

1174
00:54:18,900 --> 00:54:25,500
sexy but before we can go to town with this blurb doll he is distracted by he sees what looks like

1175
00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:32,360
a child but it's actually a dolly like a child's doll covered in maggots and rotting flesh and

1176
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:37,020
that's enough to put anybody off banging their i was gonna say that is if there's ever uh like a

1177
00:54:37,260 --> 00:54:44,780
cock block maggots are a cock block and that is that is kind of our opening really and then we cut

1178
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,480
to meet Christopher George.

1179
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:49,200
Peter, the reporter in New York.

1180
00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,800
He's here and he's investigating Mary's death.

1181
00:54:52,980 --> 00:54:56,120
He's just basically bugging these two guys

1182
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:57,420
who are just not doing much work

1183
00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:58,560
and they're really lazy.

1184
00:54:58,740 --> 00:54:59,960
They're supposed to be working at the graveyard

1185
00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:03,520
burying a coffin with the lady in

1186
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:04,660
who Christopher George is.

1187
00:55:05,860 --> 00:55:07,080
Why is he interested in this

1188
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:07,940
and how does he know about this?

1189
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:09,880
Well, before that, he's at the apartment

1190
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:10,780
where the death happened

1191
00:55:10,780 --> 00:55:12,520
and he's trying to bribe the cops to get in

1192
00:55:12,540 --> 00:55:13,480
and we don't take bribes.

1193
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:14,600
He's like, come on, detective.

1194
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,260
So he's just heard of it or he's just been quickly assigned to it

1195
00:55:18,260 --> 00:55:19,380
because it must have only just happened.

1196
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:22,880
We also cut back to Dunnage briefly.

1197
00:55:23,180 --> 00:55:28,340
There's people in a bar and they're discussing these weird dust storms

1198
00:55:28,540 --> 00:55:29,520
that we've been having lately.

1199
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,740
Yeah, I like that because you've got a load of...

1200
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,200
loads of wind sound effects.

1201
00:55:36,380 --> 00:55:38,280
It's such a simple thing to do.

1202
00:55:38,340 --> 00:55:39,580
Quite often when we're making films,

1203
00:55:39,620 --> 00:55:41,680
I quite like to put rain sound effects on

1204
00:55:42,180 --> 00:55:45,820
because it just gives a bit of atmosphere and it's so simple to do and i love the whole thing and i

1205
00:55:45,820 --> 00:55:49,820
love the fact that they go these winds are really like no it's planned it wasn't just something in

1206
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:54,320
post it just thought oh let's check a load of wind sound effects for atmosphere um and then it kind

1207
00:55:54,320 --> 00:56:00,380
of goes into the barn it really gives me the the fog vibe where it's like the town's setting slowly

1208
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:04,600
building up the story and something's going to happen in the town and the atmosphere outside is

1209
00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:09,460
starting to change like the fog but we've got the wind i was like this is not this could be a whole

1210
00:56:09,460 --> 00:56:12,620
thing you know it doesn't go that way but you could almost do it with these guys because these

1211
00:56:12,740 --> 00:56:19,200
guys are quite charismatic in their own way of characters you know they discuss they they allude

1212
00:56:19,460 --> 00:56:25,520
to a strange history that the town of dunwich has we'll find out more about it soon and they say

1213
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:32,340
it's all all started when this that priest hung himself yeah it's all gone scary yeah and then a

1214
00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:38,320
mirror cracks and then a wall not just a mirror a wall cracks open with a giant crack down the

1215
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:42,960
middle of that the barman let's say it's the simpsons mo standing there going what's going on

1216
00:56:42,980 --> 00:56:48,140
my wall like that and then say barney and homer just like fuck this shit see you later and they

1217
00:56:48,260 --> 00:56:53,940
just leave and he's like oh no don't leave me even though it's like smoke starts coming in through

1218
00:56:53,970 --> 00:56:57,700
the crack in the wall as well so all he goes and does though is pick up a picture and try to put a

1219
00:56:57,770 --> 00:57:01,360
picture back on the hook which i thought was quite realistic because he can't actually do it he has

1220
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:05,700
to put it back down on the floor i was like did he just as an actor just to go into it and just do

1221
00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:10,580
that rather than like set it up beforehand it's like a whole thing it came across as very natural

1222
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:15,280
so it's a very fast-paced film so we're already building up this image of this this town of

1223
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:20,780
dunnish it's like a build-up like some creepy shit is going on and then we've got new york where at

1224
00:57:20,780 --> 00:57:27,440
the moment things are kind of normal but peter is going to go on this mission soon um we then cut to

1225
00:57:27,870 --> 00:57:32,760
a woman on a psychiatrist couch talking about wanting to marry her dad i'm sure most girls

1226
00:57:32,780 --> 00:57:37,400
want to marry their dad my kids have never wanted to marry me well the scene starts with

1227
00:57:38,700 --> 00:57:44,440
well you picked incest as the topic so yeah why did you choose that is the first what's going on

1228
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:49,820
i know so what has happened here and then she talks about marrying that there is a thing um

1229
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:53,860
a lot of girls go through and i think probably boys with their mums as well

1230
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:59,380
my daughter is utterly obsessed with the moment like you're so beautiful i love you daddy i love

1231
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:04,280
you so much will you always be my daddy i'd love you and if you ask edith who she's going to marry

1232
00:58:04,460 --> 00:58:09,020
she'll say me and it's like that's not how it works i'm afraid my dear you won't be allowed to

1233
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:14,540
marry me i'm sorry sorry um yeah it's definitely a thing but this girl she decides that's the topic

1234
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:20,120
she's talking to a psychiatrist about it's an odd topic and then it goes dark then she's he's like

1235
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:25,140
well i mean you know you talk about your dad but he's the reason that you're a man hater isn't it

1236
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,380
you hate and you know 80% of women

1237
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:29,580
he gives some random figure like 80%

1238
00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:31,180
of my clients who are women

1239
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:33,360
hate men and have a problem with them

1240
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:35,100
and it's like what's going on in New York

1241
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:37,340
why do all the women hate men so much

1242
00:58:39,820 --> 00:58:41,380
he's called Jerry by the way

1243
00:58:41,660 --> 00:58:43,440
and she's called

1244
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,480
Sandra and then a lady called Emily

1245
00:58:45,820 --> 00:58:47,380
just walks in in the middle of a session

1246
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:48,680
that was a bit weird

1247
00:58:49,700 --> 00:58:51,560
no privacy whatsoever in this

1248
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:55,120
session

1249
00:58:55,140 --> 00:58:56,540
yeah, we're just chatting incest here.

1250
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:58,280
I might be getting deep into something here.

1251
00:58:59,020 --> 00:58:59,860
And I know what's wrong with him.

1252
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:01,180
Who's this your girlfriend?

1253
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:02,280
Why is she here?

1254
00:59:03,300 --> 00:59:03,780
And she says,

1255
00:59:04,020 --> 00:59:04,840
I just want to let you know

1256
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,220
that I'm off to go and see Bob.

1257
00:59:08,220 --> 00:59:08,840
Now, as we know,

1258
00:59:08,980 --> 00:59:10,240
Bob is inflatable Bob.

1259
00:59:14,180 --> 00:59:15,220
And he says that

1260
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:16,340
you are spending a lot of time

1261
00:59:16,540 --> 00:59:17,440
with that guy.

1262
00:59:17,780 --> 00:59:18,340
I'm a bit worried.

1263
00:59:18,460 --> 00:59:20,620
He's just a funny old lonely guy.

1264
00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:21,900
He's a bit of a simpleton.

1265
00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:23,320
You know,

1266
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:24,520
and then Jerry says to him,

1267
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:32,440
everybody says his mother was a witch and um he says in fact everybody's ancestors in dunwich

1268
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:39,260
were salem witch burners yeah and she's like oh come on i'm just gonna go and see bob and check

1269
00:59:39,270 --> 00:59:43,660
his blood doll doesn't need any puncture repair kits or anything on it you know and then all of

1270
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:50,080
a sudden jerry's cat attacks sandra who's lying on still lying there waiting to continue her

1271
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:57,320
incest discussion the cat savages her hand um and it's because it senses the evil approaching

1272
00:59:58,030 --> 01:00:03,060
and he said well that's funny sandra because my cat's never attacked you it loves you why would

1273
01:00:03,060 --> 01:00:09,520
it do that it's so strange evil it's very good that's another thing for cheat he loves having

1274
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:16,880
cats in his films as well he does so then we got to the two grave diggers these guys feel like they

1275
01:00:16,900 --> 01:00:17,640
they're going to be,

1276
01:00:17,740 --> 01:00:18,060
it's like,

1277
01:00:18,220 --> 01:00:18,840
here you go,

1278
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:19,120
guys,

1279
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:20,220
here's some new characters

1280
01:00:20,340 --> 01:00:20,700
for the film

1281
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:21,480
who are going to be in it

1282
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:22,520
throughout the rest of the film.

1283
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:22,840
No, no,

1284
01:00:23,020 --> 01:00:23,660
these are just in it

1285
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:24,220
for this scene.

1286
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:25,420
And one of them

1287
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:26,260
looks like Hulk Hogan.

1288
01:00:27,780 --> 01:00:28,400
What are they doing?

1289
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:29,240
What's their setting?

1290
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:30,600
Let me set the scene.

1291
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:32,160
So we've got two guys

1292
01:00:33,239 --> 01:00:33,880
eating cheeseburgers,

1293
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:35,440
reading porno mags,

1294
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:38,680
as they're burying

1295
01:00:38,980 --> 01:00:39,800
a woman in a coffin.

1296
01:00:40,060 --> 01:00:40,520
But they're sitting

1297
01:00:40,540 --> 01:00:41,160
on the plank of wood

1298
01:00:41,340 --> 01:00:41,840
over a boat,

1299
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:43,160
so their feet are dangling in

1300
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:44,800
to the grave.

1301
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:46,000
They're literally eating,

1302
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:46,860
one of them's reading

1303
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:48,880
porno and he's like, oh, you're going to go blind if you keep

1304
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,200
reading those magazines.

1305
01:00:50,940 --> 01:00:52,580
And the other one's like, just eat your burger.

1306
01:00:52,780 --> 01:00:54,540
And they're just like, what's going on?

1307
01:00:54,820 --> 01:00:56,880
And then Christopher George goes, hey, guys, hey, I'm a

1308
01:00:56,940 --> 01:00:58,820
reporter. What's happening? What's going on here?

1309
01:00:58,820 --> 01:01:00,000
And they're like, go away.

1310
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:02,780
We're busy. And then they get up and

1311
01:01:03,060 --> 01:01:04,480
they just go and leave. And he's like,

1312
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:06,320
how are you going to finish the grave? He's like,

1313
01:01:06,820 --> 01:01:08,680
we're doing it tomorrow. It's not like she's going anywhere,

1314
01:01:08,860 --> 01:01:09,180
is it?

1315
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:11,820
That's so disrespectful.

1316
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:13,600
Yeah, apparently that isn't true.

1317
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:14,920
You'd get fired for that shit.

1318
01:01:15,340 --> 01:01:16,460
Yeah, they have to bury it.

1319
01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:17,620
Of course, absolutely.

1320
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,160
You can't just leave bodies lying around.

1321
01:01:20,220 --> 01:01:21,980
Yeah, but her coffin's there ready to go in the hole.

1322
01:01:22,140 --> 01:01:23,920
So they put a little bit of dirt on it, but that's it.

1323
01:01:24,959 --> 01:01:27,520
So Peter makes some notes while he talks to them

1324
01:01:27,550 --> 01:01:28,900
and he has a look at the graveyard.

1325
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:31,480
And then we see inside the coffin.

1326
01:01:31,979 --> 01:01:33,400
While Crystal George turns up,

1327
01:01:33,450 --> 01:01:36,360
you just have interspliced little cuts of her face,

1328
01:01:36,550 --> 01:01:38,020
but there's no reason why that is.

1329
01:01:38,150 --> 01:01:40,160
And I kind of just like, I quite like it.

1330
01:01:40,260 --> 01:01:43,940
It's a nicely lit shot of just her face full in frame.

1331
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,080
Yeah, the coffin is lowered a bit.

1332
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:47,340
There's no reason for it,

1333
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:50,220
but we are going to find out why this keeps cutting to it

1334
01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:51,100
and leaving it longer,

1335
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,640
which gives you this real sense of anticipation

1336
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:54,460
because you go like,

1337
01:01:54,940 --> 01:01:56,340
those eyes are going to open up, aren't they?

1338
01:01:56,420 --> 01:01:56,900
And they don't.

1339
01:01:56,940 --> 01:01:58,100
It keeps going for so long.

1340
01:01:58,280 --> 01:01:59,380
It's really well made.

1341
01:02:00,180 --> 01:02:01,360
And then the eyes do open up

1342
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:03,540
and somehow she is actually still alive

1343
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:04,440
and been buried alive.

1344
01:02:05,740 --> 01:02:07,200
She starts banging on the lid.

1345
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:09,820
Peter is about to leave the graveyard

1346
01:02:09,830 --> 01:02:10,220
and he thinks,

1347
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:11,580
did I just hear a little noise?

1348
01:02:11,790 --> 01:02:12,300
I don't know.

1349
01:02:12,940 --> 01:02:13,280
Maybe not.

1350
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:14,720
She's panicking the hit.

1351
01:02:14,780 --> 01:02:15,860
in the box like shit.

1352
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:18,600
She starts clawing at the inside of it

1353
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:21,020
and blood is coming out of her fingernails.

1354
01:02:21,100 --> 01:02:23,740
Again here, this is a really well-made scene

1355
01:02:23,980 --> 01:02:26,660
because there's a real sense of suspense just here

1356
01:02:26,770 --> 01:02:28,160
because it keeps going back and forwards

1357
01:02:28,540 --> 01:02:29,860
and all of a sudden she's exhausted

1358
01:02:30,260 --> 01:02:31,980
just as he goes over and he can't hear a thing.

1359
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:33,800
Then some car traffic happens behind him

1360
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:35,940
and he turns away, goes to walk off

1361
01:02:35,940 --> 01:02:37,000
and you're like, no, no!

1362
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:40,040
Which makes you really engaged with the film

1363
01:02:40,220 --> 01:02:42,700
which is like, this is someone that knows

1364
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:43,260
what they're doing.

1365
01:02:44,140 --> 01:02:45,680
And he's literally about to leave.

1366
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:46,540
Just about to.

1367
01:02:46,570 --> 01:02:47,480
And you're like, oh, no.

1368
01:02:47,590 --> 01:02:50,640
She manages to get a last bit of strength to scream as loud as she can.

1369
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:53,220
And he's like, what the fuck, goes back there and goes, right, I know.

1370
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:54,020
I'm going to get her out.

1371
01:02:54,100 --> 01:02:59,480
I won't jump down and see if I can pull it open or anything and wedge it open.

1372
01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:01,720
I will just pickaxe my way through it.

1373
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:03,180
Fucking hell.

1374
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:07,100
And from inside the coffin, we see the spike.

1375
01:03:07,100 --> 01:03:09,500
Oh, my God, the trauma that she must be having right now.

1376
01:03:10,300 --> 01:03:12,500
It's coming with like an inch of her face.

1377
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:18,440
apparently lucio forci when he was talking to christopher george about the scene he's like i'm

1378
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:23,840
just worried i'll i won't be able to like get through the lid and he's like nonsense i'll show

1379
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:27,960
you how it's done and forci jumped down in there and smashed up at one of the coffins and said this

1380
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:32,900
is how you do it you see if i can do it you can do it christopher george was like oh jesus all right

1381
01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:38,800
i can't know so um yeah they put another coffin down and um christopher george did this scene

1382
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:39,720
where he smashes through it.

1383
01:03:40,740 --> 01:03:45,060
That's like Sam Peckinpah

1384
01:03:45,300 --> 01:03:46,680
just fucking shooting guns

1385
01:03:47,170 --> 01:03:47,960
to get the scene going.

1386
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:50,540
Come on, bitches!

1387
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:52,960
Once he cuts through this,

1388
01:03:53,140 --> 01:03:55,060
there is a brilliant shot,

1389
01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:56,800
which has probably been used on posters and stuff,

1390
01:03:57,020 --> 01:03:59,160
of just this hole in the lid of the coffin

1391
01:03:59,710 --> 01:04:01,880
with her face screaming through the hole.

1392
01:04:02,100 --> 01:04:02,680
Yeah, it's great.

1393
01:04:02,860 --> 01:04:04,160
And it just looks so good.

1394
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:05,040
It's very stylish.

1395
01:04:05,540 --> 01:04:08,720
We talked about him not perhaps being an artist

1396
01:04:09,180 --> 01:04:10,500
but he is stylish

1397
01:04:10,810 --> 01:04:11,700
this whole scene

1398
01:04:12,130 --> 01:04:12,460
build up

1399
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:12,900
set up

1400
01:04:12,910 --> 01:04:13,300
and everything

1401
01:04:13,580 --> 01:04:14,140
is fucking

1402
01:04:14,370 --> 01:04:15,400
a really good sequence

1403
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:16,180
which is actually

1404
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:16,760
made with someone

1405
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:17,180
that knows

1406
01:04:17,210 --> 01:04:17,580
what the fuck

1407
01:04:17,780 --> 01:04:18,100
they're doing

1408
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:18,800
and they planned it

1409
01:04:18,900 --> 01:04:19,660
it's funny though

1410
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:20,520
because it starts off

1411
01:04:20,660 --> 01:04:21,260
really like this

1412
01:04:21,380 --> 01:04:21,880
and towards the end

1413
01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:22,560
it's fine

1414
01:04:23,419 --> 01:04:24,420
but this stuff

1415
01:04:24,700 --> 01:04:25,280
really is more

1416
01:04:25,450 --> 01:04:26,100
suspense for it

1417
01:04:26,220 --> 01:04:26,800
so no

1418
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:28,420
there is more

1419
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:29,140
a little bit more suspense

1420
01:04:29,300 --> 01:04:30,000
but this is really good

1421
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:30,580
but I guess

1422
01:04:30,650 --> 01:04:31,100
they might have

1423
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:31,740
shot it in order

1424
01:04:31,770 --> 01:04:32,200
I don't know

1425
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:33,120
then towards the end

1426
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:33,740
you start rushing

1427
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:34,520
you don't have a chance

1428
01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:35,520
to create such a

1429
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:36,680
scene

1430
01:04:36,940 --> 01:04:37,780
but this is played so well

1431
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:38,700
and like her scream

1432
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:40,680
I mean, the trauma she's having inside that box

1433
01:04:40,860 --> 01:04:42,740
looks fucking like she is actually having that trauma.

1434
01:04:42,810 --> 01:04:43,380
It looks great.

1435
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:48,300
And instantly, we are suddenly back where the seance took place,

1436
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:49,500
and Mary's sat there.

1437
01:04:49,740 --> 01:04:52,340
She's recovering, having a cup of tea.

1438
01:04:52,500 --> 01:04:55,040
Peter is being thanked by the strange lady,

1439
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:57,120
who again mentions the Book of Enoch to him,

1440
01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:59,140
and he's like, what do you want about the Book of Enoch?

1441
01:04:59,780 --> 01:05:01,280
And she says, oh, it's the Book of Enoch.

1442
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:02,380
It's a 4,000-year-old book.

1443
01:05:02,450 --> 01:05:03,040
Haven't you heard of it?

1444
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:03,520
It's brilliant.

1445
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:05,940
It's all about the Gates of Hell,

1446
01:05:05,990 --> 01:05:07,420
and because a priest hung himself,

1447
01:05:08,140 --> 01:05:10,520
The gates of hell are open and we've got, you know.

1448
01:05:10,940 --> 01:05:13,940
Is he just not a bit like a freak, weirded out by this whole thing?

1449
01:05:14,020 --> 01:05:15,860
He's just like someone who thought they were dead buried.

1450
01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:16,920
He's just saved them.

1451
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:19,100
He's hanging out with someone who's about seance

1452
01:05:19,140 --> 01:05:20,740
with someone who died who was given a seance

1453
01:05:20,900 --> 01:05:22,160
and they're talking about gates of hell.

1454
01:05:22,540 --> 01:05:23,680
He's just like, yeah, man.

1455
01:05:24,220 --> 01:05:24,960
Maybe it's the 70s.

1456
01:05:24,980 --> 01:05:25,240
I don't know.

1457
01:05:25,340 --> 01:05:26,240
You just went with it more.

1458
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:26,840
I don't know.

1459
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:29,260
Also, isn't Mary a bit freaked out that she was buried alive

1460
01:05:29,940 --> 01:05:32,380
and she saw this horrific vision that killed her

1461
01:05:32,540 --> 01:05:34,220
and then she came back alive in a coffin?

1462
01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:36,660
And the woman certainly isn't because she's just like,

1463
01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:37,680
well, it's the Book of Enoch, isn't it?

1464
01:05:37,740 --> 01:05:38,380
It's the Book of Enoch.

1465
01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:39,960
It's a bit for,

1466
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:40,680
I don't know,

1467
01:05:40,780 --> 01:05:42,120
I would have way more questions

1468
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:42,800
to Christopher George

1469
01:05:43,020 --> 01:05:44,020
because he doesn't have as many.

1470
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,200
Mary does say to Christopher George,

1471
01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:51,480
I saw the cursed city of the dead

1472
01:05:52,020 --> 01:05:52,900
in my vision.

1473
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:54,120
And he's like,

1474
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:55,660
hmm, I'm very interested in this.

1475
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:56,920
What's this place called?

1476
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:57,540
And she says,

1477
01:05:58,740 --> 01:05:59,140
Dunwich.

1478
01:06:00,860 --> 01:06:01,420
And she says,

1479
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:02,920
the gates of hell have been opened

1480
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:04,120
and we need to shut them

1481
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:05,540
by midnight on Halloween.

1482
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:07,620
It's just like,

1483
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:09,200
okay, really?

1484
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:11,360
Am I going to get laid?

1485
01:06:12,260 --> 01:06:13,420
It's kind of like that, really.

1486
01:06:13,460 --> 01:06:14,340
Is that the only thing he's thinking?

1487
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:17,400
Because I'd be like, I've got some, I've got questions.

1488
01:06:17,900 --> 01:06:18,420
I've got questions.

1489
01:06:20,380 --> 01:06:23,280
And it is, again, is that now we've discussed it,

1490
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:24,180
do you see what I mean about that?

1491
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:26,780
Tom Atkins sort of, he's going along for the ride.

1492
01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:28,600
He's hoping to get perhaps laid.

1493
01:06:28,660 --> 01:06:30,080
It seems he's got no agenda.

1494
01:06:30,260 --> 01:06:32,680
It's like maybe he has a few days off work.

1495
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:35,240
So he's just going to use that as a, you know,

1496
01:06:35,420 --> 01:06:37,380
all right, boss, well, I went on this wild goose chase.

1497
01:06:39,180 --> 01:06:39,600
so there we go

1498
01:06:39,780 --> 01:06:40,220
night time

1499
01:06:41,180 --> 01:06:41,300
now

1500
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:42,780
back in Dunwich

1501
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:43,680
I guess

1502
01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:44,620
as a reporter though

1503
01:06:44,780 --> 01:06:45,460
straight away

1504
01:06:45,580 --> 01:06:46,180
you've got a story

1505
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:47,260
like someone died

1506
01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:48,160
and come back to life

1507
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:50,780
so we're at night time

1508
01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:52,540
night time back in Dunwich

1509
01:06:52,540 --> 01:06:53,680
at a gas station

1510
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:54,900
and there's a girl

1511
01:06:55,420 --> 01:06:56,020
she gets out

1512
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:57,460
and it's Emily

1513
01:06:58,320 --> 01:06:59,260
the psychiatrist

1514
01:06:59,540 --> 01:07:00,920
Jerry's girlfriend

1515
01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:02,720
Bob

1516
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:04,060
where are you

1517
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:05,940
Bob it's me

1518
01:07:06,100 --> 01:07:06,400
what no

1519
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:07,520
he's a pervert

1520
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:09,440
Why would you go there at night in the dark?

1521
01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:10,540
Whatever, that's fine.

1522
01:07:10,870 --> 01:07:12,100
She goes there, Bob's crying.

1523
01:07:12,700 --> 01:07:14,340
What's her relationship with Bob, do you think?

1524
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,780
I think she just feels sorry for him.

1525
01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:19,900
Maybe she gives him a handjob occasionally.

1526
01:07:21,940 --> 01:07:22,660
Sympathy handjob.

1527
01:07:23,060 --> 01:07:25,140
But he's crying with his blow-up doll.

1528
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:28,300
Well, it isn't in the room, but he's the blow-up doll guy.

1529
01:07:29,180 --> 01:07:30,960
The kid's called Bob in the other movie we're doing.

1530
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:32,940
I don't even get started on that guy.

1531
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:33,840
I can't wait to talk about him.

1532
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:34,080
Fucking Bob.

1533
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:36,260
Fucking who gives a kid called Bob?

1534
01:07:38,119 --> 01:07:41,300
Bob sees her, he runs off, and we hear a cat scream.

1535
01:07:42,460 --> 01:07:46,860
And then all of a sudden, the zombie version of that priest who hung himself appears

1536
01:07:47,540 --> 01:07:52,040
and starts stuffing worms and dirt and sludge into Emily's mouth.

1537
01:07:52,740 --> 01:07:55,580
This must have been a horrible movie to make if you're an actor.

1538
01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:59,180
And Luke Jo thought she'd just screaming at you.

1539
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:01,520
They used real worms and maggots.

1540
01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:02,700
Oh, yes, it looks like it.

1541
01:08:02,730 --> 01:08:06,840
Because later on, there's a scene where one of the actresses is puking.

1542
01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:08,040
You can see her just puking up.

1543
01:08:08,900 --> 01:08:09,040
Yeah.

1544
01:08:09,779 --> 01:08:11,240
I don't think they quickly went in and said,

1545
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:13,040
put some listening mouth, pretend to puke up.

1546
01:08:13,260 --> 01:08:13,380
No.

1547
01:08:14,020 --> 01:08:16,160
I'll tell you the trivia on that scene when we get to it.

1548
01:08:16,250 --> 01:08:17,660
Brilliant, because it's going to be disgusting.

1549
01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:20,279
It is pretty disgusting.

1550
01:08:20,740 --> 01:08:23,480
Let me just, I'll just pull that up so it's ready to go.

1551
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:27,319
Where is it?

1552
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:32,160
I'll find it in a moment.

1553
01:08:33,779 --> 01:08:36,160
But yes, so she's dead.

1554
01:08:36,359 --> 01:08:40,799
so we've had another death and this time it's the priest it's quite cool it's this um

1555
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:48,620
zombie priest that just kind of appears and stuffs worms in your mouth and kills you but she's gone

1556
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:57,859
dead the dead ski uh so next up we go back to jerry and he gets a call i assume from emily's dad

1557
01:08:58,940 --> 01:09:02,540
and he's like oh i don't know where she's gone last i heard she was going to go and see

1558
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:03,660
blow up Bob

1559
01:09:04,660 --> 01:09:06,259
I'm sure she'll be fine

1560
01:09:07,339 --> 01:09:09,040
and he writes down on a bit of paper

1561
01:09:09,859 --> 01:09:10,080
Bob

1562
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:11,980
while he's on the phone

1563
01:09:12,540 --> 01:09:13,799
he's like it must be Bob

1564
01:09:14,279 --> 01:09:16,220
is that so he wouldn't forget

1565
01:09:16,940 --> 01:09:17,140
Bob

1566
01:09:19,140 --> 01:09:20,180
Bob's a great name

1567
01:09:20,799 --> 01:09:22,160
Bob's a great name as well

1568
01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:24,660
so then we got to

1569
01:09:24,700 --> 01:09:26,799
a couple who were making out

1570
01:09:26,819 --> 01:09:28,620
in their 4x4 jeep

1571
01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:30,859
and it's a guy called Tommy

1572
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:37,380
and a girl and she's nervous she's like tell me why are we doing it here this is it gives me the

1573
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:43,040
willies that's what she says she does she does say that and he's like don't worry about all those

1574
01:09:43,259 --> 01:09:50,600
stories about salem witch trials and burning and gates of hell let's just do it and she's like um

1575
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:58,560
okay and then something starts sneaking up on the four by four and then they said it could be a

1576
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:04,320
devil worshipping dogger but it's not they actually see he turns his headlights on and this is a

1577
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:09,780
brilliant shot of just the priest hanging from the beams of the house in front of them and he's like

1578
01:10:09,810 --> 01:10:16,200
oh my god oh my god oh my god and then suddenly they blink and the body's gone and the car won't

1579
01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:24,100
start and then suddenly the priest is at the window and he's got this brilliant christopher lee thing

1580
01:10:24,140 --> 01:10:29,740
going on where they obviously shone torches little lights into the priest's eyes like they did when

1581
01:10:29,860 --> 01:10:34,340
christopher he was dracula and it just looks so menacing and haunting as he's heading towards our

1582
01:10:34,420 --> 01:10:46,480
car window um and um so he's a ghost he's like a ghost zombie king he's not the king of the zombies

1583
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:51,100
but he's a ghost it's weird it doesn't make sense and it's a lucho fortune film and i love it

1584
01:10:53,220 --> 01:10:54,540
we don't question it

1585
01:10:54,940 --> 01:10:56,080
I'm assuming he's a ghost

1586
01:10:57,100 --> 01:10:58,660
so her eyes

1587
01:10:58,920 --> 01:10:59,540
zombie ghosts

1588
01:10:59,610 --> 01:11:01,080
like they're in the fog though

1589
01:11:01,260 --> 01:11:02,340
they're kind of like zombie ghosts

1590
01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:03,140
yeah

1591
01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:04,240
that's why it feels the same

1592
01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:06,340
her eyes start bleeding

1593
01:11:06,660 --> 01:11:07,820
both the same year as well

1594
01:11:09,020 --> 01:11:09,320
they were

1595
01:11:09,740 --> 01:11:10,780
her eyes start bleeding

1596
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:12,600
and

1597
01:11:13,430 --> 01:11:13,560
suddenly

1598
01:11:14,210 --> 01:11:15,120
she starts vomiting

1599
01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:16,860
and

1600
01:11:17,860 --> 01:11:19,380
this is the bit now

1601
01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:20,980
I've got a little bit of trivia for.

1602
01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:22,780
So in this death scene...

1603
01:11:22,780 --> 01:11:24,440
And she got his blood as well, which is great.

1604
01:11:25,380 --> 01:11:28,000
Her character vomits up all of her own internal organs.

1605
01:11:29,580 --> 01:11:31,200
So the actress had to swallow

1606
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:34,800
a plate of tripe.

1607
01:11:35,020 --> 01:11:35,300
Oh.

1608
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,220
And then when they said action,

1609
01:11:38,540 --> 01:11:41,200
she puked it all back up.

1610
01:11:41,460 --> 01:11:41,920
Oh.

1611
01:11:44,820 --> 01:11:46,940
There's definitely bits where it's a fake...

1612
01:11:47,020 --> 01:11:48,460
Because you wouldn't be able to do that.

1613
01:11:48,480 --> 01:11:49,980
It's a fake head for close-ups.

1614
01:11:50,410 --> 01:11:51,580
Especially for the big pieces.

1615
01:11:51,900 --> 01:11:55,960
There's no way you could, like, puke it up without choking your guts.

1616
01:11:56,260 --> 01:11:57,680
You wouldn't be able to put it up without choking.

1617
01:11:58,050 --> 01:11:58,360
You know what I mean?

1618
01:11:58,420 --> 01:12:00,940
But the way that she did it, the way that she did it was,

1619
01:12:01,030 --> 01:12:02,380
and she chose to, she just said,

1620
01:12:02,380 --> 01:12:05,400
oh, I'll just eat this plate of tripe, and I'll vomit it up.

1621
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:09,040
And Fulci must have had a boner when she said she'd do it.

1622
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:11,260
He probably took that home and jizzed over that scene.

1623
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:15,240
It probably didn't cut it, because the point where you can see

1624
01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:17,660
it's obviously a fake head, and it's just coming out again.

1625
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:22,120
So they must have just cut in between her and the fake head.

1626
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:23,100
But that was disgusting.

1627
01:12:23,820 --> 01:12:27,740
But it's an incredible looking scene of a woman vomiting up her own internal organs

1628
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:28,760
whilst her eyes bleed.

1629
01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:30,120
I was like, is that her organs?

1630
01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:33,780
I was like, oh, what a thing to think of.

1631
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:35,320
Then they puke up all their organs.

1632
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:36,560
Like, oh, my God.

1633
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:40,160
He tries to escape, but he's grabbed at the back of the head

1634
01:12:40,820 --> 01:12:45,360
and the back of his head is pulled off, revealing his brain.

1635
01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:48,620
It's a full-on, full-on graphic video, this.

1636
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:52,020
And then all of a sudden his brain is plucked out.

1637
01:12:52,780 --> 01:12:52,900
Yeah.

1638
01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:56,200
It's a bit like bad taste, you know, this little bit.

1639
01:12:56,620 --> 01:12:58,500
But his back of his head is ripped off,

1640
01:12:58,660 --> 01:12:59,760
then his brains are plucked out.

1641
01:13:00,380 --> 01:13:03,560
And that method of death happens a couple of times, I think.

1642
01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:06,320
You know, the zombie will grab the back of your head,

1643
01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:08,440
rip it off, rip the back of your head off,

1644
01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:09,520
and then pull your brains out.

1645
01:13:09,780 --> 01:13:09,940
Yeah.

1646
01:13:10,260 --> 01:13:11,220
What a terrible way to go.

1647
01:13:11,620 --> 01:13:11,680
Yeah.

1648
01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:12,540
Absolutely terrible.

1649
01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:14,980
So another couple of deaths there.

1650
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:15,740
Fantastic stuff.

1651
01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:19,840
Peter and Mary start their quest.

1652
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:21,000
We're back in New York, yep.

1653
01:13:21,420 --> 01:13:22,320
To find Dunnage.

1654
01:13:22,620 --> 01:13:23,060
In a car.

1655
01:13:23,940 --> 01:13:24,560
They're on the way.

1656
01:13:24,970 --> 01:13:26,460
They get to know each other a little bit, obviously.

1657
01:13:27,220 --> 01:13:28,640
CG is driving.

1658
01:13:29,020 --> 01:13:29,580
Oh, Chris for George.

1659
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:31,680
CG, is that what you're calling him?

1660
01:13:31,780 --> 01:13:32,860
It's just easier, CG.

1661
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:38,760
And the police and the coroner

1662
01:13:38,860 --> 01:13:39,860
have found Emily's body,

1663
01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:41,740
the one who had the worm stuffed in her mouth earlier,

1664
01:13:42,320 --> 01:13:44,900
and she looks like she's dead from fright.

1665
01:13:45,700 --> 01:13:47,960
she's frightened to death like a cardiac arrest

1666
01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:49,840
Jerry

1667
01:13:50,030 --> 01:13:51,660
her boyfriend shows up the psychiatrist

1668
01:13:52,380 --> 01:13:53,760
and he said it was Bob

1669
01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:54,940
he's a pervert

1670
01:13:55,860 --> 01:13:57,440
but then you have a cop say

1671
01:13:57,780 --> 01:13:58,960
what the dickens is this

1672
01:13:59,660 --> 01:14:01,260
he literally says dickens

1673
01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:03,080
what the dickens is this

1674
01:14:03,130 --> 01:14:05,440
we must say for you listeners

1675
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:07,400
these movies are dubbed over

1676
01:14:07,940 --> 01:14:09,820
even the English speaking would have been re-dubbed

1677
01:14:09,820 --> 01:14:11,740
in English because they're Italian

1678
01:14:11,850 --> 01:14:13,300
but they're obviously filmed in the US

1679
01:14:13,350 --> 01:14:14,960
what the dickens is this

1680
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:19,680
and you're right yeah they do find a sludge they find a puddle of like black slime with worms in it

1681
01:14:19,980 --> 01:14:25,400
as you do and they're like oh what the fuck is all this you know and that again it it's cosmic

1682
01:14:25,820 --> 01:14:32,680
it's supernatural it's it's got its own backstory in it i love these for which he films films for

1683
01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:37,760
that because we don't really question it we just think oh that's weird um so peter and mary as

1684
01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:41,600
they're driving along they get to know each other and she says well i'll tell you my full vision now

1685
01:14:41,620 --> 01:14:42,100
if you like.

1686
01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:43,400
And he's thinking,

1687
01:14:43,770 --> 01:14:44,200
fucking hell.

1688
01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:45,320
All right, whatever.

1689
01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:46,140
Just tell me it then.

1690
01:14:46,740 --> 01:14:47,720
So she says...

1691
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:49,360
I was hoping you could go to sleep

1692
01:14:49,470 --> 01:14:50,700
so I could just have a peaceful drive

1693
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,040
in the middle of nowhere

1694
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:53,560
and not knowing where I'm going whatsoever

1695
01:14:53,870 --> 01:14:54,580
because I'm going to have to look

1696
01:14:54,580 --> 01:14:55,840
at a normal map in a minute

1697
01:14:55,890 --> 01:14:56,720
and try and figure this out,

1698
01:14:56,850 --> 01:14:57,960
which seems bonkers.

1699
01:14:58,700 --> 01:15:00,600
What film is it where someone's asleep

1700
01:15:00,770 --> 01:15:03,840
and they pull out a little trumpet in the car

1701
01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:04,560
and wake them up?

1702
01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:05,580
Oh.

1703
01:15:06,540 --> 01:15:07,980
And then he suddenly puts it back.

1704
01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:10,620
Is it Sam Neill in...

1705
01:15:10,740 --> 01:15:11,220
Yeah, it is.

1706
01:15:11,580 --> 01:15:17,320
madness it's randomly he has a little thing just wakes him up because he finds it funny to himself

1707
01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:23,660
it's such a really weird thing to do yeah so she tells him a full vision of the priest hanging

1708
01:15:23,860 --> 01:15:28,300
himself and because he hung himself in a graveyard that opened the gates of hell and obviously in

1709
01:15:28,460 --> 01:15:33,240
dunnage the town has a haunted history because of the witch uh the witch burning that happened

1710
01:15:33,650 --> 01:15:38,120
and she said what we've got to do is we've got to go there find his grave find the priest

1711
01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:39,760
and he must be destroyed.

1712
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:43,040
And all this has got to take place before midnight on Halloween

1713
01:15:43,340 --> 01:15:45,260
because the following day is called All Saints Day.

1714
01:15:45,980 --> 01:15:48,720
And if we don't do it, then the gates of hell will remain open

1715
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,060
and the entire world will be destroyed by zombies.

1716
01:15:51,220 --> 01:15:52,860
And he's like, let's keep going then.

1717
01:15:53,060 --> 01:15:55,120
I love the fact they're driving around in the countryside

1718
01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:57,360
and it's all nice and green, except in the background,

1719
01:15:57,700 --> 01:15:59,340
you've got the sound effects of a city.

1720
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:01,040
Beep, beep, beep.

1721
01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:03,400
I didn't even notice that.

1722
01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:05,580
You're like, what? Who's done this?

1723
01:16:06,340 --> 01:16:06,920
Yeah, it's very funny.

1724
01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:12,140
Now, cut back to poor old Emily, who had death by mouth full of worms.

1725
01:16:12,780 --> 01:16:17,320
Jerry, her boyfriend, and the rest of her family have all gone to visit her body in the morgue.

1726
01:16:17,660 --> 01:16:19,020
The mortician looks like a vampire.

1727
01:16:20,700 --> 01:16:21,420
That is...

1728
01:16:22,430 --> 01:16:23,420
I think that's Lucha Forci.

1729
01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:24,260
No, it's not.

1730
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:25,320
Is it not?

1731
01:16:25,410 --> 01:16:25,800
Oh, okay.

1732
01:16:26,020 --> 01:16:26,760
He's in this somewhere.

1733
01:16:26,780 --> 01:16:28,060
He's in it at the beginning of the film.

1734
01:16:28,740 --> 01:16:29,080
Oh, okay.

1735
01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:31,120
Yeah, he's a weird guy.

1736
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:33,860
Definitely does stuff to the corpses, I would say.

1737
01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:35,680
Lucha Forci?

1738
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:37,760
No, no, no, not him.

1739
01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:43,240
the mortician character her body is currently being embalmed and bombed and they're putting

1740
01:16:43,470 --> 01:16:47,720
makeup on her and whilst while they're in there to go and visit her there's another body in there

1741
01:16:48,220 --> 01:16:52,100
like you just leave another body lying around so not only is her little brother who's probably what

1742
01:16:52,180 --> 01:16:57,120
eight years old traumatized by seeing his dead sister there's an old lady in there who's dead

1743
01:16:57,130 --> 01:17:01,520
as well oh don't worry about that dead one you need to just have trauma over this dead one

1744
01:17:02,180 --> 01:17:06,540
and they do say oh yeah that lady over there she died of fright as well just like your sister

1745
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:08,940
It's weird, this is happening a lot in Dunnage at the moment.

1746
01:17:08,940 --> 01:17:11,420
That kid must be going, oh my good mummy, my good daughter of fright.

1747
01:17:11,540 --> 01:17:12,960
No, just don't be scared of anything.

1748
01:17:13,580 --> 01:17:16,520
Okay, he's going to turn into the toughest person in the world.

1749
01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:17,700
He's going to be so tough.

1750
01:17:18,420 --> 01:17:19,720
And that was how Rambo was born.

1751
01:17:19,900 --> 01:17:21,180
That's how Chuck Norris was born.

1752
01:17:22,020 --> 01:17:22,340
Ah.

1753
01:17:23,540 --> 01:17:25,500
So we cut back to that bar that we mentioned.

1754
01:17:25,700 --> 01:17:29,040
And they're doing a little info dump for us audience members now as well.

1755
01:17:29,140 --> 01:17:32,640
They're saying, so that's five people dead in 48 hours.

1756
01:17:33,280 --> 01:17:33,880
24 hours.

1757
01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:35,380
Oh, 24.

1758
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:38,460
And then one of them just says, I think it's Bob.

1759
01:17:39,220 --> 01:17:43,840
This Bob guy is getting the blame for all of these dead sisters and fox blood dolls.

1760
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:47,920
Bob likes to have sex with a blow-up plastic night of dolls, you know.

1761
01:17:48,460 --> 01:17:53,760
But we do find out some dark stuff about him a bit later on that he got up to when he was younger.

1762
01:17:55,020 --> 01:17:58,560
So all the family are crying at Emily's body and that's that.

1763
01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:01,700
And then we see Bob, there he is, the man himself, in another dust storm.

1764
01:18:02,660 --> 01:18:04,700
And this time he sees the hanging priest.

1765
01:18:05,060 --> 01:18:08,480
So he runs and he's going to get killed by him in just a moment.

1766
01:18:10,080 --> 01:18:12,860
Peter and Mary pull over in the country.

1767
01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:13,460
They're lost.

1768
01:18:13,770 --> 01:18:14,500
They haven't got Google Maps.

1769
01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:16,920
He's pissed off and it's just like, what were you thinking?

1770
01:18:17,060 --> 01:18:18,300
He must have been thinking it was Dick.

1771
01:18:18,780 --> 01:18:23,660
He had to be because it's like, come on, at some point you're going to have to look at that map.

1772
01:18:23,810 --> 01:18:27,680
And that map you could have looked at before you set off because it's just there.

1773
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:29,360
And going like, where is this place?

1774
01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:32,260
But obviously they were like, let's drive around for a while.

1775
01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:35,380
Which makes sense, I suppose, if you could find it.

1776
01:18:35,480 --> 01:18:36,120
Let's drive up here.

1777
01:18:36,140 --> 01:18:37,480
But no one's even heard of Dunnage.

1778
01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:39,460
Most people haven't even heard of Dunnage.

1779
01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:39,780
Yeah.

1780
01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:41,520
So it's not on any maps.

1781
01:18:42,100 --> 01:18:43,800
And then he says, well, I'm hungry.

1782
01:18:44,100 --> 01:18:44,700
She's like, me too.

1783
01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:47,060
And he's like, let's go get some food then.

1784
01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:49,200
Some local cuisine, as he puts it.

1785
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:49,380
Yeah.

1786
01:18:50,380 --> 01:18:54,500
Back in the morgue, Mary and the old lady's bodies are there.

1787
01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:58,120
And the mortician comes in and steals their jewellery from them.

1788
01:18:58,680 --> 01:18:59,900
So he's definitely a wrong one, isn't he?

1789
01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:03,540
and as he goes to reach for the old lady,

1790
01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:06,580
she bites a big chunk out of his hand.

1791
01:19:06,780 --> 01:19:07,720
Dude, that's what you get.

1792
01:19:08,260 --> 01:19:11,220
That should be what happens to all people who steal from the dead.

1793
01:19:11,420 --> 01:19:14,160
They come back as zombies for the moment and bite a chunk out of them.

1794
01:19:14,980 --> 01:19:15,220
Oof.

1795
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:16,840
Don't steal from the dead.

1796
01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:18,720
That'd be great.

1797
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:20,360
That's a nice movie title.

1798
01:19:20,580 --> 01:19:21,520
Don't steal from the dead.

1799
01:19:21,900 --> 01:19:23,440
Ah, that's a good title, actually.

1800
01:19:23,860 --> 01:19:24,240
Write it down.

1801
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:36,100
they're both films don't steal from the dead coming this halloween um now little john john

1802
01:19:36,540 --> 01:19:40,140
emily's brother he's very upset and he's very traumatized he's sitting in his bedroom

1803
01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:45,420
crying he's just been to see his dead sister's body and he hears something out of the window

1804
01:19:46,620 --> 01:19:55,639
um and he sees a a woman outside sort of staring at him and it's emily and she's rotting she's a

1805
01:19:55,440 --> 01:20:02,500
a zombie and he runs downstairs he goes mommy daddy emily's back and she's trying to get me and

1806
01:20:02,540 --> 01:20:07,640
this is sounds crap how i'm saying it's actually done really well because this kid acts it out quite

1807
01:20:07,820 --> 01:20:12,900
well and bear in mind this is a kid that's just lost his sister and he's run downstairs and told

1808
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:18,100
his parents emily's back she was trying to come in my room to get me and take me away it sounds like

1809
01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:22,580
everything a kid would say when they've had a nightmare and of course the first thing his dad

1810
01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:29,940
says is for god's sakes phone the doctor getting some pills it's like yeah sure just drug up your

1811
01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:35,900
son that's absolutely fine poor kid and he says it's true it's true i did see her no i'm gonna

1812
01:20:35,900 --> 01:20:46,780
get you some medicine make sure you sleep um uh next we see um bob sneaking around again

1813
01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:53,900
always cutting back to bob uh jerry gets a phone call jerry the psychiatrist emily's

1814
01:20:54,240 --> 01:21:01,740
surviving boyfriend and it's sandra and she says get here now he said what is it she said i can't

1815
01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:06,640
explain it's too weird you just gotta get here i love this next scene he says i'll be there in 10

1816
01:21:06,840 --> 01:21:12,960
minutes so he gets in his car and he burns over to her house and while he's on the way there we see

1817
01:21:12,980 --> 01:21:15,460
Bob breaking into a garage.

1818
01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:16,980
Someone's garage.

1819
01:21:17,940 --> 01:21:19,040
No, he wants to...

1820
01:21:19,540 --> 01:21:20,440
See, he's homeless, isn't he?

1821
01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:21,300
Yeah.

1822
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:22,600
So he gets in the back of a car

1823
01:21:22,820 --> 01:21:23,460
and has a little sleep.

1824
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:25,440
Find out more about him in a minute.

1825
01:21:26,740 --> 01:21:28,480
Fucking hell, he gets what's coming to...

1826
01:21:28,620 --> 01:21:29,260
He doesn't...

1827
01:21:29,470 --> 01:21:30,620
I don't know if he deserved this.

1828
01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:31,680
He doesn't already.

1829
01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:34,060
I'm surprised he hasn't got his...

1830
01:21:34,060 --> 01:21:35,280
He's like his girlfriend.

1831
01:21:36,340 --> 01:21:37,080
His arm reined it.

1832
01:21:37,280 --> 01:21:38,380
Spooning in the back of the car.

1833
01:21:39,420 --> 01:21:41,300
Now, Jerry arrives at Sandra's house.

1834
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:42,940
She's holding a gun

1835
01:21:42,960 --> 01:21:43,860
He's like, what the hell?

1836
01:21:44,440 --> 01:21:45,040
What's going on?

1837
01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:46,360
Why have you called me at this time of night?

1838
01:21:46,440 --> 01:21:47,480
Why are you holding a gun?

1839
01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:49,660
And she says, I think I'm losing my mind.

1840
01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:50,920
Go look in the kitchen.

1841
01:21:51,180 --> 01:21:52,940
You tell me if I'm losing my mind.

1842
01:21:53,900 --> 01:21:54,560
And he goes in the kitchen.

1843
01:21:55,100 --> 01:21:56,360
What's on the kitchen floor, Gav?

1844
01:21:56,420 --> 01:21:58,320
It's the old lady who died,

1845
01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:00,040
who was in the other room,

1846
01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:01,560
back where we were speaking of earlier,

1847
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:03,520
is now here.

1848
01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:05,620
So this is assuming we're going,

1849
01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:07,420
she's got up, walked off,

1850
01:22:07,620 --> 01:22:10,000
like in the fog when Jamie Lee Curtis is left in the room

1851
01:22:11,140 --> 01:22:12,180
with the dead body.

1852
01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:13,020
Exactly the same.

1853
01:22:13,500 --> 01:22:15,700
So this one's got up and just somehow got past everybody

1854
01:22:15,790 --> 01:22:17,260
and just walked to this person's house.

1855
01:22:18,420 --> 01:22:21,080
She says, Jerry, it's the woman from the morgue.

1856
01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:22,680
How did she get here?

1857
01:22:22,900 --> 01:22:23,560
Who put her here?

1858
01:22:24,760 --> 01:22:27,040
They don't just walk here on their own, these things, do they?

1859
01:22:27,040 --> 01:22:29,660
And he says, I think we need a stiff drink.

1860
01:22:30,020 --> 01:22:31,460
I'm glad that it was then.

1861
01:22:31,460 --> 01:22:33,080
It wasn't in her mind because he had been like,

1862
01:22:33,140 --> 01:22:34,100
what the fuck's wrong with you?

1863
01:22:36,340 --> 01:22:38,140
So they need to tell the sheriff, they say.

1864
01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:39,860
And then they hear something outside.

1865
01:22:40,380 --> 01:22:41,120
Jerry grabs her gun.

1866
01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:41,860
It's like breathing.

1867
01:22:42,080 --> 01:22:44,920
It's a very, very Goblin-esque score going on here.

1868
01:22:45,260 --> 01:22:48,380
I say it like that because I think people know Goblin a lot more,

1869
01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:50,400
so you can imagine what that sort of thing is.

1870
01:22:50,480 --> 01:22:52,080
Very much this sort of thing going on at the moment.

1871
01:22:52,160 --> 01:22:52,540
It's great.

1872
01:22:52,660 --> 01:22:53,680
Look, it's what you want.

1873
01:22:53,820 --> 01:22:55,780
I like the breathing sound effects, actually.

1874
01:22:56,460 --> 01:22:57,160
Yeah, it's good.

1875
01:22:57,980 --> 01:22:59,220
But they investigate it.

1876
01:22:59,220 --> 01:22:59,920
They can't see anything.

1877
01:23:00,040 --> 01:23:02,120
When they go back to the kitchen, their body is gone.

1878
01:23:02,260 --> 01:23:07,500
And the shots of the street with fog and wind and stuff as well come into it as well,

1879
01:23:07,560 --> 01:23:09,160
which is really very much like the fog.

1880
01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:09,780
It's very good.

1881
01:23:10,140 --> 01:23:12,920
This is a great Halloween movie.

1882
01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:15,320
It's got a good atmosphere sort of building up, you know.

1883
01:23:15,420 --> 01:23:15,600
Yeah.

1884
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:19,840
So the body is gone, but then they hear somebody upstairs.

1885
01:23:20,080 --> 01:23:21,500
Sandra starts freaking out.

1886
01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:24,300
Her and Jerry search the house,

1887
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:29,360
and we can see some feet behind, like, a dressing screen.

1888
01:23:29,720 --> 01:23:31,200
You know, those screens people dress behind.

1889
01:23:32,060 --> 01:23:34,320
They don't see that, but we, the audience, see it.

1890
01:23:35,440 --> 01:23:38,040
And then the lights cut out, and then suddenly the window smashes,

1891
01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:40,940
and huge pieces of glass go flying through the air.

1892
01:23:41,760 --> 01:23:42,820
Jerry and Sandra duck.

1893
01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:45,040
They slice into the blind,

1894
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:47,040
and lots of blood starts pouring out,

1895
01:23:47,500 --> 01:23:50,920
and it's killed this zombie old lady thing

1896
01:23:51,180 --> 01:23:52,060
that's still in the house.

1897
01:23:52,460 --> 01:23:55,420
I don't know, but it's freaked them out.

1898
01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:55,800
Yeah.

1899
01:23:58,120 --> 01:23:59,400
Well, coming back to Peter and Mary,

1900
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:00,780
who stop at a church.

1901
01:24:01,780 --> 01:24:02,820
Just need Paul, don't we?

1902
01:24:04,900 --> 01:24:05,920
Peter and Mary and Paul.

1903
01:24:06,360 --> 01:24:06,860
Yes, we do.

1904
01:24:08,160 --> 01:24:10,020
And they talk to a priest who says,

1905
01:24:10,520 --> 01:24:12,640
Ah, yes, Dunnage, I know it will.

1906
01:24:12,700 --> 01:24:13,700
You've taken the wrong turn.

1907
01:24:14,180 --> 01:24:15,060
Let me give you some directions.

1908
01:24:15,500 --> 01:24:16,700
Can I ask why you're going there?

1909
01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:18,580
Also, do you know about Dunnage's past?

1910
01:24:18,900 --> 01:24:23,120
It's got a very dark past linked to Salem and the witch trials.

1911
01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:25,220
So he gives them a bit of information,

1912
01:24:25,460 --> 01:24:27,020
and therefore us, the audience, as well.

1913
01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:29,040
But mainly, the most important thing is,

1914
01:24:29,340 --> 01:24:32,020
they've now got directions to Dunnage, which is great.

1915
01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:34,720
Which I assume they were going to probably freestyle this anyway

1916
01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:36,100
and ask for help.

1917
01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:44,680
back to bob well that bob's disturbed from his sleep now and ends up having a permanent sleep

1918
01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:50,540
yeah so a girl called ann walks in she's like oh my god but what are you doing in my dad's car he'll

1919
01:24:50,740 --> 01:24:56,920
kill you don't don't if he sees you here and he's oh i didn't have anywhere to sleep so i'll tell

1920
01:24:56,920 --> 01:25:04,720
you what we'll do look i've got a she pulls um a hip flask out of her crotch and also a joint and

1921
01:25:04,740 --> 01:25:06,160
She's like, well, let's have a drink.

1922
01:25:06,300 --> 01:25:06,860
Can I have a joint?

1923
01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:07,660
Come on, it's fine.

1924
01:25:09,100 --> 01:25:11,660
But all of a sudden, her dad just bursts in the room

1925
01:25:11,660 --> 01:25:13,960
and finds Bob in the back of his car with his daughter,

1926
01:25:14,900 --> 01:25:16,860
smoking a joint and having a drink.

1927
01:25:17,740 --> 01:25:21,420
And he goes fucking ballistic, doesn't he?

1928
01:25:21,460 --> 01:25:26,100
For Bob, Bob is just at one moment having the best 10 seconds of his life.

1929
01:25:26,480 --> 01:25:30,120
He's like, oh, my God, I might get some here.

1930
01:25:30,360 --> 01:25:31,420
I'm having a drink as well.

1931
01:25:31,880 --> 01:25:32,780
She's not inflatable.

1932
01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:35,020
In the back of a car.

1933
01:25:35,220 --> 01:25:35,780
This is amazing.

1934
01:25:36,300 --> 01:25:39,700
And then in seconds, that's gone completely.

1935
01:25:40,020 --> 01:25:40,920
If there was any...

1936
01:25:41,340 --> 01:25:43,680
I'll bring a cock block into it again for the second time this episode.

1937
01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:47,080
But that is definitely maggots and screaming dads.

1938
01:25:48,280 --> 01:25:51,700
I compare this scene to the scene in the Friday the 13th movie

1939
01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:54,200
where the kid gets destroyed by an axe.

1940
01:25:54,320 --> 01:25:54,800
Ooh, baby.

1941
01:25:55,260 --> 01:25:55,800
No, no, no.

1942
01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:56,340
Ooh, baby.

1943
01:25:56,960 --> 01:25:58,440
No, you know when the kid is like,

1944
01:25:58,900 --> 01:26:00,700
I'm not going to share my chocolate bar with you.

1945
01:26:01,180 --> 01:26:02,880
Because it's just anger.

1946
01:26:03,020 --> 01:26:04,260
It comes out of nowhere.

1947
01:26:05,220 --> 01:26:06,840
And it's so unhinged.

1948
01:26:07,180 --> 01:26:09,100
And he basically beats up Bob

1949
01:26:09,120 --> 01:26:10,820
because he thinks he's molesting his daughter

1950
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:11,820
in the back of his car.

1951
01:26:12,400 --> 01:26:14,940
And then he's got this industrial drill.

1952
01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:17,760
Which Bob accidentally turns on with his hands.

1953
01:26:18,460 --> 01:26:20,160
So if you imagine a normal hand drill

1954
01:26:20,480 --> 01:26:21,780
for anyone who hasn't seen this scene,

1955
01:26:22,500 --> 01:26:24,880
but three times as big on its side

1956
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:26,860
attached to like a workbench.

1957
01:26:27,100 --> 01:26:29,220
With a 12-inch drill bit.

1958
01:26:30,360 --> 01:26:36,120
And her dad holds him down and just starts pushing him closer and closer.

1959
01:26:36,320 --> 01:26:38,720
And you're thinking, he's just trying to scare him.

1960
01:26:40,080 --> 01:26:40,160
Nope.

1961
01:26:40,580 --> 01:26:41,240
What happens, Gav?

1962
01:26:41,420 --> 01:26:42,700
Great effects happen.

1963
01:26:43,380 --> 01:26:45,560
This drill just goes through this guy's head.

1964
01:26:45,620 --> 01:26:47,180
And it looks so brilliant.

1965
01:26:47,380 --> 01:26:49,860
Because obviously the close-up is obviously a fake head.

1966
01:26:49,860 --> 01:26:51,400
I don't know how they've done it.

1967
01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:55,620
But then the next shot of him, after it's gone through, the widest shot as it is,

1968
01:26:55,720 --> 01:26:59,860
we've got a perfect drill, perfectly the same, going round.

1969
01:27:00,060 --> 01:27:01,560
it's just like, how have you done this?

1970
01:27:01,720 --> 01:27:03,240
What magic is this?

1971
01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:05,660
It's very, very good.

1972
01:27:05,760 --> 01:27:06,580
It looks like it's coming out.

1973
01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:10,700
It goes into his temple and then it comes out the other side of his head as well.

1974
01:27:10,860 --> 01:27:11,580
And it's a big, thick drill as well.

1975
01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:13,180
It's not as small as you can see it.

1976
01:27:13,180 --> 01:27:13,440
And the guy's still screaming.

1977
01:27:14,180 --> 01:27:15,040
It looks so good.

1978
01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:18,960
And, I mean, he's got to explain this to the cops, hasn't he, now?

1979
01:27:19,240 --> 01:27:19,720
Like, now that...

1980
01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:20,240
Why did you...

1981
01:27:20,700 --> 01:27:22,680
If that shot was in a movie now, I'd be like,

1982
01:27:22,780 --> 01:27:24,580
well, it's probably, they'd probably just AI'd it.

1983
01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:25,820
Yeah.

1984
01:27:25,960 --> 01:27:29,240
But imagine the cops showing up now.

1985
01:27:29,500 --> 01:27:35,440
so what happened here well i came into my garage and um bob was in the back of my car with my

1986
01:27:35,580 --> 01:27:43,300
daughter but why did you brutally shove a giant industrial drill through his head the judge is

1987
01:27:43,340 --> 01:27:49,380
gonna look at all of this and be like i don't know it seems like you sort of went a bit full-on with

1988
01:27:49,440 --> 01:27:55,039
it rather than just like you could have just punched the police tied him up or just yeah just

1989
01:27:55,060 --> 01:27:56,680
start fucking giving the kick in.

1990
01:27:57,100 --> 01:27:59,420
This is a drill through the head as well.

1991
01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:02,240
It's not like a gunshot.

1992
01:28:02,750 --> 01:28:03,560
This is personal.

1993
01:28:04,220 --> 01:28:08,160
Also, his daughter has just witnessed her dad murdering.

1994
01:28:08,300 --> 01:28:10,820
She's just smoking a joint gun, Jesus Christ.

1995
01:28:12,040 --> 01:28:14,140
I was going to give him a little handjob in the back of the car.

1996
01:28:14,820 --> 01:28:15,820
Do you want to do it?

1997
01:28:16,580 --> 01:28:18,320
Is it all right to come around your house tomorrow night?

1998
01:28:18,480 --> 01:28:19,000
Yeah, yeah, totally.

1999
01:28:19,480 --> 01:28:22,480
Did you used to have another boyfriend or something happened to your house?

2000
01:28:22,720 --> 01:28:23,600
Oh, yeah, my dad.

2001
01:28:23,800 --> 01:28:25,920
He found this guy with me in the basement.

2002
01:28:26,420 --> 01:28:27,800
He drilled through his head.

2003
01:28:28,080 --> 01:28:28,640
Don't worry about it.

2004
01:28:29,020 --> 01:28:30,420
Let's go up to my bedroom.

2005
01:28:30,840 --> 01:28:32,640
So I'm not going up to your bedroom, love.

2006
01:28:32,820 --> 01:28:33,580
I am off.

2007
01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:34,820
Yeah.

2008
01:28:35,640 --> 01:28:36,040
Absolutely.

2009
01:28:36,580 --> 01:28:38,560
It's a brilliant scene, though, and it's so faulty

2010
01:28:39,380 --> 01:28:40,580
because it's out of nowhere.

2011
01:28:40,820 --> 01:28:43,880
He does drop these violent acts out of nowhere,

2012
01:28:44,300 --> 01:28:45,540
and we certainly weren't expecting this.

2013
01:28:45,540 --> 01:28:49,400
The first time I ever saw this, I was just, like, so shocked.

2014
01:28:49,660 --> 01:28:49,980
Yeah, it's good.

2015
01:28:49,980 --> 01:28:52,740
It's probably the best drill kill I've ever seen.

2016
01:28:52,900 --> 01:28:55,180
So far, this film is fun.

2017
01:28:55,460 --> 01:28:57,760
This is a definite high recommender

2018
01:28:57,800 --> 01:29:00,560
in real 70s Italian horror.

2019
01:29:01,500 --> 01:29:01,980
This is it.

2020
01:29:02,160 --> 01:29:04,060
This is brilliant.

2021
01:29:04,280 --> 01:29:06,060
It's really in depth in some ways of layers.

2022
01:29:07,020 --> 01:29:08,440
And there's a lot of cutting backwards and forwards,

2023
01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:10,020
but it's easy to follow as well.

2024
01:29:10,100 --> 01:29:11,040
Yes, it's fine.

2025
01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:12,220
It's got everything you want.

2026
01:29:12,400 --> 01:29:13,760
I remember watching a lot of these movies

2027
01:29:14,240 --> 01:29:16,020
when we were sort of 19, 20.

2028
01:29:16,700 --> 01:29:18,200
We'd all sort of sit around watching them,

2029
01:29:18,880 --> 01:29:19,680
drinking and stuff,

2030
01:29:19,960 --> 01:29:21,640
and this just wanting to splatter.

2031
01:29:21,880 --> 01:29:24,520
You wouldn't remember stories, just be like splattering stuff, you know.

2032
01:29:25,620 --> 01:29:27,060
Well, talking of cutting backwards and forwards,

2033
01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:31,300
we cut back to Peter and Mary, who are now in the graveyard that she saw in her vision.

2034
01:29:31,540 --> 01:29:35,680
And lovely foggy house shots again, which we should have had later on in the House by the Cemetery.

2035
01:29:37,840 --> 01:29:41,880
And she says, we need to find the priest's grave before midnight.

2036
01:29:42,040 --> 01:29:42,960
She repeats it again.

2037
01:29:44,560 --> 01:29:46,820
But Jerry is also there.

2038
01:29:46,880 --> 01:29:47,520
He arrives.

2039
01:29:48,040 --> 01:29:49,740
So they meet up and he meets Peter and Mary.

2040
01:29:51,380 --> 01:29:52,620
And he's like, oh, you guys are here now.

2041
01:29:52,740 --> 01:29:55,000
Yeah, we're trying to find the priest, basically, the zombie priest.

2042
01:29:55,500 --> 01:29:56,820
We need to kill him before midnight.

2043
01:29:57,340 --> 01:29:58,440
And Jerry's like, oh, great.

2044
01:29:58,600 --> 01:29:59,300
Well, I'll help you.

2045
01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:00,040
Who's Christopher George?

2046
01:30:01,700 --> 01:30:01,920
Peter.

2047
01:30:02,360 --> 01:30:02,600
Peter.

2048
01:30:03,900 --> 01:30:09,340
So we've now got Peter, Jerry and Mary teaming up.

2049
01:30:10,460 --> 01:30:15,900
So they go to Jerry's house and Sandra joins them too.

2050
01:30:16,740 --> 01:30:18,000
So we've got a little foursome now.

2051
01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:21,600
And they realise they all have the same goal,

2052
01:30:22,200 --> 01:30:24,240
which is we want to stop this craziness,

2053
01:30:24,540 --> 01:30:27,780
so I guess we all need to find this zombie ghost priest

2054
01:30:28,070 --> 01:30:29,160
and kill him before midnight.

2055
01:30:29,560 --> 01:30:30,440
So the clock's ticking, guys.

2056
01:30:31,120 --> 01:30:31,740
Let's get going.

2057
01:30:32,300 --> 01:30:35,840
But while they're all discussing this in the living room,

2058
01:30:36,900 --> 01:30:39,840
we get the windows explode

2059
01:30:41,200 --> 01:30:43,340
and a storm of maggots...

2060
01:30:44,360 --> 01:30:46,620
Oh, this is so full on.

2061
01:30:47,320 --> 01:30:49,220
blows into the living room.

2062
01:30:49,260 --> 01:30:50,320
This must have been an industrial,

2063
01:30:50,680 --> 01:30:51,880
one of those massive fans,

2064
01:30:52,120 --> 01:30:52,580
like, you know,

2065
01:30:52,860 --> 01:30:54,460
eight foot diameter sort of fans,

2066
01:30:54,780 --> 01:30:55,260
just there.

2067
01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:55,960
And someone,

2068
01:30:56,380 --> 01:30:58,400
like boxes of maggots on top of them,

2069
01:30:58,440 --> 01:30:59,780
just dropping them down into it,

2070
01:30:59,920 --> 01:31:00,560
blowing them in,

2071
01:31:00,900 --> 01:31:01,640
all over the people,

2072
01:31:02,060 --> 01:31:03,120
like all in their mouths,

2073
01:31:03,320 --> 01:31:03,400
everything.

2074
01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:04,380
That's where one of the women,

2075
01:31:05,020 --> 01:31:06,160
you can see her puke it up.

2076
01:31:07,220 --> 01:31:07,620
Disgusting.

2077
01:31:08,240 --> 01:31:11,280
If you thought the scene in Suspiria,

2078
01:31:11,280 --> 01:31:12,180
the original Suspiria,

2079
01:31:12,260 --> 01:31:13,500
where the maggots fall into their hair

2080
01:31:13,640 --> 01:31:14,160
was disgusting,

2081
01:31:14,740 --> 01:31:16,000
this is just...

2082
01:31:16,080 --> 01:31:17,260
It is fucking disgusting.

2083
01:31:17,300 --> 01:31:24,940
alone absolutely mental apparently um they had loads and loads of maggots on set and one day

2084
01:31:25,520 --> 01:31:32,440
falchi who always carried around a little like a little almost like a handbag with him and in it

2085
01:31:32,440 --> 01:31:38,440
it was full of tobacco and his pipe because he smoked a pipe one day he reached into his bag

2086
01:31:38,900 --> 01:31:45,960
to pull out some tobacco and his bag was full of maggots uh and it was christopher george had

2087
01:31:45,900 --> 01:31:46,960
played a prank on him.

2088
01:31:47,540 --> 01:31:47,800
Oh.

2089
01:31:48,480 --> 01:31:49,340
Probably to get him back.

2090
01:31:49,660 --> 01:31:50,620
I thought he was not happy.

2091
01:31:50,840 --> 01:31:51,900
I would say it's for getting back

2092
01:31:52,080 --> 01:31:52,620
for being a...

2093
01:31:53,520 --> 01:31:54,200
I don't know.

2094
01:31:54,320 --> 01:31:55,280
I was about to say being a dick,

2095
01:31:55,500 --> 01:31:56,860
but just being a full-on director,

2096
01:31:57,080 --> 01:31:57,460
it's just...

2097
01:31:57,780 --> 01:31:58,240
I don't know.

2098
01:31:58,380 --> 01:31:59,200
It's really gnarly.

2099
01:31:59,780 --> 01:32:00,780
And the phone rings,

2100
01:32:01,060 --> 01:32:01,580
and you can just hear

2101
01:32:01,640 --> 01:32:02,700
these horrible maggot sounds

2102
01:32:02,780 --> 01:32:03,240
the whole time.

2103
01:32:03,300 --> 01:32:03,840
Not through the phone,

2104
01:32:04,040 --> 01:32:04,500
just in general.

2105
01:32:05,020 --> 01:32:05,500
And they're trying to...

2106
01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:06,600
Someone's trying to have a phone call

2107
01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:07,160
with these maggots

2108
01:32:07,280 --> 01:32:07,720
just going everywhere.

2109
01:32:07,840 --> 01:32:08,040
It's like,

2110
01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:09,060
oh my God, dude.

2111
01:32:09,680 --> 01:32:10,480
The floor's white.

2112
01:32:10,600 --> 01:32:12,700
It looks like Rice Krispies

2113
01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:13,480
all over the floor.

2114
01:32:14,280 --> 01:32:21,480
They used two wind machines and £22 or 10 kilograms of maggots,

2115
01:32:23,040 --> 01:32:24,560
real maggots for this scene.

2116
01:32:25,180 --> 01:32:27,180
And, yeah, it's something you've got to see, really.

2117
01:32:27,820 --> 01:32:31,820
You know, as I said, a maggot storm, really, blows in, covers everything.

2118
01:32:31,980 --> 01:32:33,020
Like Gav said, the phone.

2119
01:32:34,100 --> 01:32:35,340
He's trying to pick up the phone.

2120
01:32:35,880 --> 01:32:36,040
Hello?

2121
01:32:36,500 --> 01:32:37,860
It's like, sorry, I can't hear.

2122
01:32:37,980 --> 01:32:39,160
There's maggots in my ear a minute.

2123
01:32:39,300 --> 01:32:39,760
Hang on a minute.

2124
01:32:39,880 --> 01:32:40,640
And they're everywhere.

2125
01:32:40,800 --> 01:32:43,700
They're in everyone's hair, all over the table, all over the floor.

2126
01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:49,320
don't know i'd be like i think reading the script to be like yeah i really want to do this movie and

2127
01:32:49,380 --> 01:32:55,200
i need to work but i'm not doing that like fuck you the floor is um moving isn't it like the floor

2128
01:32:55,230 --> 01:33:00,520
is like pulsating because there's so many it's really disgusting but on the phone on the other

2129
01:33:00,630 --> 01:33:08,460
on the other end of the phone it's little john john who says um uh emily's emily's back and

2130
01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:14,940
she's killed my parents um and they're like it was john john this is a great moment he's like what

2131
01:33:15,040 --> 01:33:20,020
did he say he said emily killed his parents and the other one says but emily died two days ago

2132
01:33:21,140 --> 01:33:26,440
and it's just so great it's so cheesy and so great and just tells us everything we need to know

2133
01:33:27,300 --> 01:33:33,260
and we cut to little john john and there's blood dripping down from the chandelier in the above the

2134
01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:38,360
kitchen into his milk what a lovely visual of these little red droplets falling into his cup of milk

2135
01:33:38,380 --> 01:33:45,320
yeah um so they all arrive at his house and he says my god they've all been ripped to pieces

2136
01:33:46,720 --> 01:33:51,360
um so there's another dust storm so they the four of them drive off now with john john's there's

2137
01:33:51,500 --> 01:33:58,200
five of them now um and so peter mary jerry uh they say well we'll go into the mortuary

2138
01:33:59,080 --> 01:34:04,980
um and the score just kicks in again and now and again the score in this film just makes me

2139
01:34:05,340 --> 01:34:11,880
so happy i can't explain it it's i think like i said to you this would be a great film to watch for

2140
01:34:12,960 --> 01:34:17,100
11 p.m on halloween do you know what i mean it's just got such great atmosphere

2141
01:34:18,420 --> 01:34:25,820
um so sandra and john john are back at jerry's um and dead emily scalps and de-brains sandra

2142
01:34:26,180 --> 01:34:30,420
it was also called the gates of hell of course it was i thought it was called that yeah i was

2143
01:34:30,300 --> 01:34:36,620
gonna say earlier um but yeah sandra gets these the usual back of the head ripped off and the uh

2144
01:34:37,440 --> 01:34:41,820
brains ripped out so emily's wandering around still doing that to people um

2145
01:34:43,700 --> 01:34:49,540
john john runs away but dead tommy grabs him um tommy's the guy that was trying to get his end

2146
01:34:49,540 --> 01:34:56,900
away with the girl in the four by four john john manages to escape though thankfully um and then

2147
01:34:56,920 --> 01:35:00,860
And the undead coroner, more of the undead, corner him in an alleyway.

2148
01:35:01,170 --> 01:35:03,320
So we go full on like zombie army now.

2149
01:35:04,160 --> 01:35:07,220
There's probably a good dozen or so of them wandering around this little village.

2150
01:35:08,020 --> 01:35:10,360
And they sort of corner him, but Jerry saves him.

2151
01:35:11,140 --> 01:35:14,440
Some cops show up and we think, oh my God, the cops are here.

2152
01:35:15,720 --> 01:35:16,420
Everything's going to be okay.

2153
01:35:17,200 --> 01:35:19,760
So Peter, Mary and Jerry enter a graveyard.

2154
01:35:21,920 --> 01:35:24,700
And the radio says, on the radio we're hearing,

2155
01:35:25,140 --> 01:35:27,580
It's a state of emergency all over Dunwich.

2156
01:35:28,260 --> 01:35:31,380
People are being urged to adhere to the curfew and stay inside.

2157
01:35:33,880 --> 01:35:37,260
And the bar, rather than go home, all the guys in the bar are like,

2158
01:35:37,320 --> 01:35:38,600
well, I guess we're staying here.

2159
01:35:39,190 --> 01:35:41,380
And they just barricade themselves in the bar, don't they?

2160
01:35:41,980 --> 01:35:44,140
As any good group of alcoholics would do.

2161
01:35:45,220 --> 01:35:46,340
This is where the beer is.

2162
01:35:49,000 --> 01:35:53,060
And one of them says, the dead are leaving their tombs.

2163
01:35:54,540 --> 01:35:56,220
do you think it's a good idea that we stay here?

2164
01:35:56,220 --> 01:35:57,400
And they're just like, yeah, this is fine.

2165
01:35:57,940 --> 01:35:58,920
Just keep pouring the drinks.

2166
01:36:00,560 --> 01:36:01,480
Emily appears outside

2167
01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:06,240
and we'll find out more about what happens to the bar staff later.

2168
01:36:06,580 --> 01:36:08,640
It's a shame you don't see them get killed.

2169
01:36:08,640 --> 01:36:09,020
I know.

2170
01:36:10,120 --> 01:36:13,200
I think because they really set them up and we kept cutting to them.

2171
01:36:13,360 --> 01:36:15,040
And I really liked those guys in a way.

2172
01:36:15,820 --> 01:36:17,260
You know, I think they played great.

2173
01:36:17,280 --> 01:36:19,680
What they did each time, they decided, what the fuck?

2174
01:36:19,800 --> 01:36:21,240
And they were all really shocked every time.

2175
01:36:21,340 --> 01:36:23,440
They'd be looking like, what the fuck is that?

2176
01:36:23,660 --> 01:36:27,380
you know and it's quite good atmosphere going on we're cutting back to there i mean new signs

2177
01:36:27,500 --> 01:36:32,000
building up then we just don't see the depths after we see so many deaths and stuff like it's

2178
01:36:33,460 --> 01:36:37,880
like i don't know it's almost like was it b unit went down there and just shot that stuff you know

2179
01:36:37,940 --> 01:36:43,560
the the bar reminds me of the bar and silver bullet a little bit yeah do you know i mean just

2180
01:36:43,700 --> 01:36:49,440
like you got your locals drinking in there the law taking the law into their own hands that kind of

2181
01:36:49,360 --> 01:36:56,800
thing um so uh where are we at so back at the graveyard now i don't know why they use this bit

2182
01:36:56,800 --> 01:37:03,080
of foley is it what a bird sounds it's monkeys and birds yeah it's really strange it's really

2183
01:37:03,380 --> 01:37:08,400
strange well like i said i think the sound effects guy who's doing this stuff needs to be uh fired

2184
01:37:08,620 --> 01:37:13,340
because like i said earlier city landscape for them sort of driving in the country it's very weird

2185
01:37:14,180 --> 01:37:17,620
it is weird but they hear all these weird noises coming from the trees she's like that's the tree

2186
01:37:17,640 --> 01:37:23,340
hung himself from and then suddenly mary realizes oh my god it's midnight it's all saints day i think

2187
01:37:23,340 --> 01:37:30,700
we're too late um and we cut back to the bar and we see that the undead have slaughtered everybody

2188
01:37:30,850 --> 01:37:36,220
in the bar so i don't know if there's zombies or undead or whatever they are and on the radio we've

2189
01:37:36,280 --> 01:37:42,639
got again repeated everybody stay in your side your homes you must not leave it you know do not

2190
01:37:42,600 --> 01:37:48,740
go anywhere there's like a warning going on it's very nice it's very uh george romero-esque

2191
01:37:49,800 --> 01:37:54,300
and the fog that kind of thing almost yes again the fog it's funny though because they'd be

2192
01:37:54,420 --> 01:37:57,400
being made at the same time so you can't even think that they watched the fog and took some

2193
01:37:57,580 --> 01:38:02,500
pieces from it it's really interesting yeah well they've got to find where this priest's grave is

2194
01:38:02,580 --> 01:38:07,040
so one of them happens to know that his family tomb is just over there so they go over to it

2195
01:38:07,020 --> 01:38:16,160
they open it there's lots of rats inside it um uh they open the priest's coffin but it's it's not in

2196
01:38:16,260 --> 01:38:23,120
there isn't this priest is gone and they can see inside the wall the other side of the tomb has been

2197
01:38:23,440 --> 01:38:27,520
the wall has been broken down and they're like it's almost like somebody took him from the other

2198
01:38:27,660 --> 01:38:34,060
side or he broke out so jerry says well i'd say well let's all just climb in climb in through this

2199
01:38:34,060 --> 01:38:40,220
wall and go further down underground under the graveyard should be a good plan looking for the

2200
01:38:40,220 --> 01:38:49,280
gates of hell brilliant so they they all climb in um dead sandra approaches them and peter

2201
01:38:51,160 --> 01:38:58,200
christopher george is gone he gets the back of his head scalped off yeah and then just to throw it

2202
01:38:58,920 --> 01:39:01,320
even more as he falls to the floor

2203
01:39:01,320 --> 01:39:03,280
with his brain taken out, a load of rats

2204
01:39:03,680 --> 01:39:05,300
run over and start eating his brains.

2205
01:39:05,740 --> 01:39:06,160
Of course they do.

2206
01:39:06,400 --> 01:39:08,900
Wow. Of course they do. It's the Vulgie movie.

2207
01:39:09,120 --> 01:39:09,640
Vulgie.

2208
01:39:11,660 --> 01:39:13,040
Mary's eyes start to bleed

2209
01:39:13,110 --> 01:39:14,900
and as we know, this might mean she's about to

2210
01:39:15,090 --> 01:39:17,180
vomit up her internal organs. It's never a good sign

2211
01:39:17,230 --> 01:39:18,500
if your eyes are bleeding in this film.

2212
01:39:19,960 --> 01:39:21,180
But Jerry manages to

2213
01:39:21,520 --> 01:39:23,160
grab a big piece of metal and

2214
01:39:23,560 --> 01:39:23,900
spear.

2215
01:39:25,520 --> 01:39:27,020
The priest turned up again

2216
01:39:27,040 --> 01:39:28,320
after Christopher George died,

2217
01:39:28,480 --> 01:39:29,740
we have the priest sort of then turn up.

2218
01:39:30,100 --> 01:39:30,920
But we also got, though,

2219
01:39:31,160 --> 01:39:33,000
it didn't say about all the skeletons started rising,

2220
01:39:33,080 --> 01:39:35,720
it looked like out of the Spanish quadrilogy

2221
01:39:35,940 --> 01:39:36,840
Tombs of the Blind Dead,

2222
01:39:37,200 --> 01:39:38,900
because we had a load of skeletons to rise up,

2223
01:39:38,940 --> 01:39:40,180
and they start trying to surround them.

2224
01:39:40,900 --> 01:39:42,020
Or the end of poltergeist.

2225
01:39:42,340 --> 01:39:43,160
Yeah, and they all start walking through them.

2226
01:39:43,160 --> 01:39:44,600
They all start falling out the wall, don't they?

2227
01:39:44,600 --> 01:39:45,460
So they're like, oh, but it's like,

2228
01:39:45,620 --> 01:39:46,460
then the priest turns up,

2229
01:39:46,560 --> 01:39:48,240
and they're like, oh, so I love the fact he's just like,

2230
01:39:48,680 --> 01:39:49,640
I'm just going to get this,

2231
01:39:49,780 --> 01:39:52,080
and it's like, you know, we know with vampires,

2232
01:39:52,360 --> 01:39:53,380
we can stake them in the heart,

2233
01:39:53,640 --> 01:39:54,780
but with zombie priests,

2234
01:39:54,900 --> 01:39:56,820
you stake them in the groin.

2235
01:39:58,460 --> 01:40:03,800
yeah well first of all jerry spears sandra undead sandra and then this is where they realize that

2236
01:40:03,900 --> 01:40:07,660
they're under the graveyard and we get all these over the years where they've been bearing all these

2237
01:40:07,840 --> 01:40:12,580
bodies obviously the skeletons are just hanging down from sorry i jumped ahead because i thought

2238
01:40:12,590 --> 01:40:17,580
you were going to say that bit do apologize no that's fine so there it's a great visual now

2239
01:40:17,680 --> 01:40:22,700
because they're under a graveyard so all these zombies are all these um skeletons are hanging

2240
01:40:22,720 --> 01:40:28,740
down from what is their ceiling but obviously it's the graveyard floor and it just looks so horrible

2241
01:40:29,430 --> 01:40:34,920
um they managed to escape through a tunnel but as they do loads of zombies start waking up

2242
01:40:35,520 --> 01:40:39,060
and i love it in movies where zombies actually rise up out of the ground

2243
01:40:39,910 --> 01:40:44,040
you know you don't get that classic zombie that's why you need to have zombies they've got to come

2244
01:40:44,040 --> 01:40:49,619
out ground it's because we started going into the infected zone so we had them where they're just

2245
01:40:49,600 --> 01:40:50,000
changing.

2246
01:40:51,350 --> 01:40:53,540
No, I like it like in, even in Thriller

2247
01:40:53,930 --> 01:40:55,180
where they rise out of brain.

2248
01:40:56,600 --> 01:40:57,620
Thriller now.

2249
01:40:59,660 --> 01:41:01,620
Yeah, so loads of zombies start chasing

2250
01:41:01,790 --> 01:41:03,660
them. Jerry manages

2251
01:41:04,200 --> 01:41:05,520
to spear the

2252
01:41:05,800 --> 01:41:07,860
priest with a crucifix

2253
01:41:08,120 --> 01:41:09,460
in the groin, as you said.

2254
01:41:10,620 --> 01:41:11,380
He screams

2255
01:41:12,460 --> 01:41:13,540
and then catches fire.

2256
01:41:14,120 --> 01:41:15,600
I think if I was stabbed

2257
01:41:15,630 --> 01:41:17,660
in the groin, I would scream and also catch

2258
01:41:17,660 --> 01:41:18,100
on fire.

2259
01:41:20,000 --> 01:41:25,980
but because he's like the king of the zombies or the vampires um all the other zombies catch fire

2260
01:41:26,240 --> 01:41:31,400
too so it's almost like killing him is killing all of the zombies do you reckon they all got

2261
01:41:31,640 --> 01:41:38,540
groin penetration i do i think we all did watching this um they all catch fire they all collapse

2262
01:41:39,340 --> 01:41:43,260
and there's quite a nice shot now where the priest sort of collapses to the floor and i think this is

2263
01:41:43,320 --> 01:41:47,520
what hammer horror was always trying to do when dracula was killed because he turns into a pile

2264
01:41:47,540 --> 01:41:51,760
of ash which slowly dissolves away into nothing and it's done quite nicely with time lapse

2265
01:41:52,760 --> 01:41:56,760
um until eventually there's nothing left and we cut back outside

2266
01:41:59,180 --> 01:42:05,660
here we go for the ending now we cut back outside and there's some cops with john john

2267
01:42:06,680 --> 01:42:10,680
the little boy and they see jerry and mary climbing out of the tomb the only survivors

2268
01:42:11,900 --> 01:42:12,640
and he's like

2269
01:42:13,060 --> 01:42:14,360
Mary, Jerry

2270
01:42:14,700 --> 01:42:16,900
and he starts running over to them in slow motion

2271
01:42:16,900 --> 01:42:18,340
and he cuts back to the parents going

2272
01:42:18,520 --> 01:42:20,480
oh brilliant, so they ducked down

2273
01:42:20,840 --> 01:42:22,980
and then all of a sudden there's some sort of sound effects

2274
01:42:23,000 --> 01:42:23,940
that are sort of thundery

2275
01:42:24,680 --> 01:42:26,880
but not really thundery, maybe not wind

2276
01:42:27,060 --> 01:42:27,520
just some sort of

2277
01:42:28,760 --> 01:42:29,360
sound effects

2278
01:42:30,200 --> 01:42:31,460
and the mum's going no!

2279
01:42:32,480 --> 01:42:32,860
no!

2280
01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:34,520
and then what happens then?

2281
01:42:34,520 --> 01:42:36,640
she screams no and then the screen

2282
01:42:37,560 --> 01:42:38,801
has like an animated

2283
01:42:39,680 --> 01:42:40,900
crack appear on it.

2284
01:42:42,180 --> 01:42:43,080
Not the screen,

2285
01:42:43,360 --> 01:42:45,200
but the actual screen, as Dan's saying,

2286
01:42:45,340 --> 01:42:46,960
the shots just steals, and all of a sudden

2287
01:42:47,090 --> 01:42:49,040
this animated crack comes out,

2288
01:42:49,140 --> 01:42:51,360
like the glass, it's broken

2289
01:42:51,680 --> 01:42:53,300
through. Are we saying that he's broken

2290
01:42:53,370 --> 01:42:55,580
through our TV sets, and it gets a hell of...

2291
01:42:56,060 --> 01:42:57,380
I don't know what it means.

2292
01:42:59,200 --> 01:42:59,280
Yeah,

2293
01:42:59,490 --> 01:43:01,040
so this ending doesn't make

2294
01:43:01,520 --> 01:43:03,240
any sense, really, unless

2295
01:43:03,390 --> 01:43:05,220
you really want it to, and there's loads

2296
01:43:05,250 --> 01:43:06,800
of theories about what this could be,

2297
01:43:07,500 --> 01:43:07,780
you know,

2298
01:43:09,239 --> 01:43:10,320
there's a lot of

2299
01:43:11,770 --> 01:43:12,640
talk and I'll read you

2300
01:43:13,070 --> 01:43:14,420
one or two of the bits now

2301
01:43:15,140 --> 01:43:16,320
where was the bits?

2302
01:43:16,470 --> 01:43:16,940
It was possibly rushed.

2303
01:43:18,320 --> 01:43:18,460
Yes.

2304
01:43:19,600 --> 01:43:21,100
Where like beginning it was so like

2305
01:43:21,640 --> 01:43:23,000
expertly put together

2306
01:43:23,210 --> 01:43:25,200
this is why as a producer

2307
01:43:25,230 --> 01:43:26,820
once told me to

2308
01:43:27,350 --> 01:43:29,280
when making a film, film your ending first.

2309
01:43:31,200 --> 01:43:31,680
Yeah apparently

2310
01:43:32,150 --> 01:43:33,560
there is a rumour that the

2311
01:43:34,200 --> 01:43:35,020
original ending

2312
01:43:35,440 --> 01:43:36,860
someone spilt coffee on it

2313
01:43:37,900 --> 01:43:41,280
and they had to sort of just make do with what they had.

2314
01:43:41,600 --> 01:43:42,500
That's one of the rumors.

2315
01:43:42,680 --> 01:43:44,740
Can you imagine a shouting you'd have from Lucho Fulci for doing that?

2316
01:43:45,580 --> 01:43:47,700
He'd be throwing maggots at you.

2317
01:43:48,440 --> 01:43:50,700
It'd be like in Hitler angry territory.

2318
01:43:51,840 --> 01:43:52,140
Jesus.

2319
01:43:53,980 --> 01:43:55,820
Yeah, a lot of people just don't understand the ending

2320
01:43:55,900 --> 01:43:58,940
and I don't really think you're supposed to.

2321
01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:01,640
I just feel like he didn't know how to end it.

2322
01:44:02,420 --> 01:44:04,460
So are we saying that they didn't close the gates of hell?

2323
01:44:04,620 --> 01:44:05,660
What is she screaming at?

2324
01:44:05,740 --> 01:44:06,820
why she shouted no.

2325
01:44:07,490 --> 01:44:08,080
Yeah, we don't.

2326
01:44:08,400 --> 01:44:08,780
That's the thing.

2327
01:44:08,860 --> 01:44:10,600
We don't see what it is.

2328
01:44:11,040 --> 01:44:12,720
We just needed a shot of something,

2329
01:44:14,260 --> 01:44:14,940
but we don't.

2330
01:44:15,010 --> 01:44:15,420
We don't know.

2331
01:44:15,450 --> 01:44:16,420
So how did it,

2332
01:44:16,430 --> 01:44:18,340
what, something came up in between both of them,

2333
01:44:18,400 --> 01:44:19,380
the gates of hell we felt?

2334
01:44:19,560 --> 01:44:20,160
I don't know.

2335
01:44:20,600 --> 01:44:21,240
I don't know.

2336
01:44:22,900 --> 01:44:23,920
It's a really weird ending,

2337
01:44:24,010 --> 01:44:24,920
and it's a freeze frame.

2338
01:44:27,160 --> 01:44:28,460
I can't explain it to you really,

2339
01:44:28,510 --> 01:44:28,960
but like I said,

2340
01:44:29,080 --> 01:44:29,700
there's a lot of theories,

2341
01:44:29,950 --> 01:44:31,340
and you can read into it.

2342
01:44:31,420 --> 01:44:31,780
There's documentary.

2343
01:44:31,780 --> 01:44:32,200
It's a shame.

2344
01:44:32,460 --> 01:44:33,020
It is a shame.

2345
01:44:34,040 --> 01:44:35,000
But do you know what, though?

2346
01:44:35,180 --> 01:44:37,360
I don't mind that it's a fucked up ending

2347
01:44:37,600 --> 01:44:38,600
that doesn't make any sense

2348
01:44:38,720 --> 01:44:40,260
because the whole film really,

2349
01:44:40,880 --> 01:44:42,500
although there has been a good plot,

2350
01:44:43,320 --> 01:44:44,580
the ride has been fantastic.

2351
01:44:45,120 --> 01:44:46,660
There is some really good set pieces in it.

2352
01:44:47,620 --> 01:44:49,660
I feel like it does kind of just,

2353
01:44:50,340 --> 01:44:52,800
yeah, start to not have complete

2354
01:44:53,700 --> 01:44:55,520
whole director or hold

2355
01:44:56,300 --> 01:44:57,520
over towards the end.

2356
01:44:58,400 --> 01:44:59,140
Like, I mean,

2357
01:44:59,240 --> 01:45:00,980
it gets a little sloppy almost,

2358
01:45:01,260 --> 01:45:03,180
but early on it's strong.

2359
01:45:03,420 --> 01:45:04,300
When we talk about it,

2360
01:45:04,420 --> 01:45:04,700
where you're like,

2361
01:45:04,830 --> 01:45:05,720
wow, this is amazing,

2362
01:45:05,820 --> 01:45:06,700
this scene's really good,

2363
01:45:06,750 --> 01:45:08,620
but then it kind of,

2364
01:45:09,140 --> 01:45:10,320
I feel like it's just one of those things,

2365
01:45:10,420 --> 01:45:11,300
probably start running out of time,

2366
01:45:11,720 --> 01:45:12,020
when you're shooting.

2367
01:45:12,020 --> 01:45:13,620
I feel like the last 15 minutes,

2368
01:45:14,440 --> 01:45:15,140
takes this from,

2369
01:45:16,040 --> 01:45:16,640
reduces this,

2370
01:45:16,780 --> 01:45:18,560
it still gets an 8 out of 10 from me,

2371
01:45:19,080 --> 01:45:20,380
but it could have got higher than that,

2372
01:45:20,420 --> 01:45:21,480
but the last 15 minutes,

2373
01:45:21,740 --> 01:45:22,640
is a little bit like,

2374
01:45:22,760 --> 01:45:23,480
what's going on here?

2375
01:45:23,720 --> 01:45:23,880
Yeah.

2376
01:45:24,700 --> 01:45:24,940
But,

2377
01:45:25,230 --> 01:45:25,340
listen,

2378
01:45:26,760 --> 01:45:28,680
this has got some incredible gore,

2379
01:45:28,780 --> 01:45:30,040
some incredible practical effects,

2380
01:45:30,180 --> 01:45:31,040
some incredible kills,

2381
01:45:31,740 --> 01:45:32,800
it's got some great visuals,

2382
01:45:33,010 --> 01:45:33,620
with maggots,

2383
01:45:33,820 --> 01:45:35,260
The score is incredible.

2384
01:45:36,840 --> 01:45:38,740
The atmosphere, as Gab's pointed out a few times,

2385
01:45:38,900 --> 01:45:40,820
is phenomenal in this as well.

2386
01:45:42,040 --> 01:45:43,300
It's a bit of a road trip movie

2387
01:45:43,790 --> 01:45:45,200
and that Tom Atkins style that we mentioned.

2388
01:45:45,480 --> 01:45:47,500
But if you've not seen this,

2389
01:45:47,980 --> 01:45:48,760
please go check it out.

2390
01:45:49,720 --> 01:45:50,880
And it's on YouTube, actually.

2391
01:45:51,120 --> 01:45:53,660
There is a really good quality copy on YouTube.

2392
01:45:54,980 --> 01:45:57,240
But it's everywhere else if you want to rent it or buy it.

2393
01:45:58,120 --> 01:45:59,120
Arrow have done a release.

2394
01:45:59,600 --> 01:46:02,480
It's on Prime to buy or rent as well.

2395
01:46:02,580 --> 01:46:03,140
It's everywhere.

2396
01:46:03,360 --> 01:46:10,640
easy to see I actually did YouTube yeah I did too HD copy and of the other film

2397
01:46:10,760 --> 01:46:15,460
has by centuries HD copy on YouTube as well it's on shadow for free well not

2398
01:46:15,560 --> 01:46:19,580
for free but I've got a shadow so I watch the other one on the shutter oh do

2399
01:46:19,620 --> 01:46:22,980
not I actually have it on DVD but I didn't watch it so I wanted to watch

2400
01:46:23,040 --> 01:46:26,100
high-def because sometimes it's nice to just check a little bit more high

2401
01:46:26,200 --> 01:46:31,240
definition of the some of these films but it's definitely a recommendation from

2402
01:46:31,260 --> 01:46:31,980
I think both of us

2403
01:46:32,160 --> 01:46:32,700
yeah

2404
01:46:33,480 --> 01:46:34,520
yeah it's a really

2405
01:46:34,700 --> 01:46:35,280
phenomenal movie

2406
01:46:35,860 --> 01:46:37,080
but not phenomenal

2407
01:46:37,360 --> 01:46:38,120
it's an amazingly

2408
01:46:38,480 --> 01:46:39,040
fun film

2409
01:46:39,660 --> 01:46:40,760
it's kind of what you want

2410
01:46:40,860 --> 01:46:41,520
if you say someone

2411
01:46:41,760 --> 01:46:42,440
well if you've never seen

2412
01:46:42,560 --> 01:46:43,500
an Italian horror movie

2413
01:46:43,700 --> 01:46:44,020
it's like

2414
01:46:44,100 --> 01:46:44,320
or

2415
01:46:44,420 --> 01:46:45,460
or if you're like

2416
01:46:45,560 --> 01:46:46,040
I've never seen

2417
01:46:46,280 --> 01:46:47,380
an Italian zombie horror movie

2418
01:46:47,420 --> 01:46:48,320
you would go with

2419
01:46:48,720 --> 01:46:49,420
his zombie film

2420
01:46:49,420 --> 01:46:50,180
we spoke of earlier

2421
01:46:50,300 --> 01:46:50,600
you know

2422
01:46:51,360 --> 01:46:51,480
yeah

2423
01:46:51,860 --> 01:46:52,820
I think this is

2424
01:46:53,320 --> 01:46:54,060
this and zombie

2425
01:46:54,120 --> 01:46:55,100
are probably two of the

2426
01:46:55,200 --> 01:46:56,480
ones you'd want to show off

2427
01:46:56,560 --> 01:46:57,380
if you were telling somebody

2428
01:46:57,580 --> 01:46:58,180
who knew she was

2429
01:46:58,980 --> 01:46:59,240
yeah

2430
01:46:59,480 --> 01:47:00,401
where I think

2431
01:47:00,520 --> 01:47:01,620
if you want to show me

2432
01:47:01,740 --> 01:47:02,240
Italian horror

2433
01:47:02,580 --> 01:47:02,920
but if

2434
01:47:03,120 --> 01:47:03,780
if there's someone

2435
01:47:04,060 --> 01:47:05,160
who knows cinema

2436
01:47:05,560 --> 01:47:06,400
you would then go

2437
01:47:06,820 --> 01:47:07,540
which they would probably

2438
01:47:07,640 --> 01:47:08,420
know Devo anyway

2439
01:47:08,720 --> 01:47:09,040
but you'd go

2440
01:47:09,240 --> 01:47:09,800
oh let's watch a

2441
01:47:09,880 --> 01:47:10,700
Devo Gento movie

2442
01:47:10,800 --> 01:47:11,220
a bit more

2443
01:47:11,430 --> 01:47:11,980
do you know what I mean

2444
01:47:12,120 --> 01:47:12,620
but someone like

2445
01:47:12,800 --> 01:47:13,480
I just want to

2446
01:47:14,180 --> 01:47:15,060
have some beers

2447
01:47:15,150 --> 01:47:15,740
and just watch

2448
01:47:16,300 --> 01:47:16,920
some fucking

2449
01:47:17,460 --> 01:47:17,880
gore and shit

2450
01:47:18,080 --> 01:47:19,240
okay let's watch this one

2451
01:47:19,640 --> 01:47:19,800
you know

2452
01:47:20,440 --> 01:47:21,040
it's a good

2453
01:47:21,480 --> 01:47:22,140
Friday night movie

2454
01:47:22,400 --> 01:47:22,580
yeah

2455
01:47:24,120 --> 01:47:24,860
well there we go

2456
01:47:25,040 --> 01:47:25,540
that was the gates

2457
01:47:25,920 --> 01:47:26,020
of

2458
01:47:26,130 --> 01:47:26,860
not the gates of hell

2459
01:47:26,980 --> 01:47:28,640
and I can see

2460
01:47:28,780 --> 01:47:29,521
a Mr. Bill Murray

2461
01:47:30,320 --> 01:47:38,180
mr murray's here so mr murray oh my lasagna's ready gaff yeah he told me he's got some special

2462
01:47:38,320 --> 01:47:46,220
sauce he uses i don't know so i'm not eating any okay well i will put that down on the side

2463
01:47:46,260 --> 01:47:50,440
and might try that a bit later on bill could you please take us into world of the strange

2464
01:47:52,460 --> 01:47:54,801
hi welcome back to world of the strange

2465
01:47:56,960 --> 01:47:57,940
World of Strange.

2466
01:48:00,380 --> 01:48:01,640
World of Strange.

2467
01:48:05,499 --> 01:48:07,100
World of Strange.

2468
01:48:07,880 --> 01:48:09,100
World of Strange.

2469
01:48:11,940 --> 01:48:13,480
This is the World of Strange.

2470
01:48:14,190 --> 01:48:15,660
Do not adjust your scent.

2471
01:48:17,840 --> 01:48:19,880
Well, thank you Bill Murray for that intro.

2472
01:48:20,240 --> 01:48:21,600
This is World of Strange.

2473
01:48:21,900 --> 01:48:26,220
Now this is a little story that comes courtesy of a good friend of mine.

2474
01:48:26,730 --> 01:48:27,620
Shout out Julia.

2475
01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:32,200
So a bit of a backstory there, and then I can tell you the story itself.

2476
01:48:32,800 --> 01:48:35,300
She's actually linked into this story.

2477
01:48:35,600 --> 01:48:37,600
Well, she has the gates of hell in her house.

2478
01:48:38,840 --> 01:48:42,780
She doesn't. No, the story in World of the Strange, as opposed to Luccio Forci.

2479
01:48:43,060 --> 01:48:45,500
This one is actually not linked to either of our films.

2480
01:48:45,520 --> 01:48:46,660
That's what I was meant, you know.

2481
01:48:47,000 --> 01:48:50,600
Yeah, but it is a phenomenal story all the same,

2482
01:48:50,690 --> 01:48:52,780
and I think it might inspire a little bit of fun conversation.

2483
01:48:55,640 --> 01:49:01,240
So, have you ever heard of Wojtek, the soldier bear?

2484
01:49:02,200 --> 01:49:02,440
No.

2485
01:49:03,420 --> 01:49:04,240
Great, fantastic.

2486
01:49:04,960 --> 01:49:08,920
So, my friend Julia, she lives in the Glasgow area.

2487
01:49:10,180 --> 01:49:11,460
Her family are originally Polish.

2488
01:49:11,550 --> 01:49:12,320
She was born in Poland.

2489
01:49:13,100 --> 01:49:15,860
She mentioned to me recently, just casually,

2490
01:49:16,100 --> 01:49:19,440
I went to Edinburgh the other day to visit the Wojtek Memorial.

2491
01:49:19,620 --> 01:49:20,140
And I said, the what?

2492
01:49:20,610 --> 01:49:21,280
You know, the bear.

2493
01:49:21,920 --> 01:49:22,980
I said, I don't know what you're talking about.

2494
01:49:23,280 --> 01:49:24,140
She told me the story.

2495
01:49:25,140 --> 01:49:26,320
And now she's linked in with it.

2496
01:49:28,260 --> 01:49:34,820
So, Wojtek the bear is, to break it down for you,

2497
01:49:34,820 --> 01:49:35,840
and then we'll get into the details.

2498
01:49:36,320 --> 01:49:43,640
He was a bear that was recruited by the Polish army during the World War in 1944.

2499
01:49:46,199 --> 01:49:52,760
as a soldier i think i've heard of it but i don't know details and fought alongside them in

2500
01:49:53,060 --> 01:49:59,360
many countries which i'll get into the details in a moment now the reason she links into this

2501
01:49:59,560 --> 01:50:05,880
is because um as i've said poland to scotland her grandfather actually fought alongside

2502
01:50:06,800 --> 01:50:08,340
Wojtek and knew

2503
01:50:08,480 --> 01:50:09,280
Wojtek the bear

2504
01:50:10,260 --> 01:50:11,280
What, they're mates?

2505
01:50:12,720 --> 01:50:13,800
Yeah, they were friends, yeah

2506
01:50:14,780 --> 01:50:15,700
Her grandfather

2507
01:50:16,680 --> 01:50:17,460
so when

2508
01:50:18,120 --> 01:50:20,120
obviously when the war ended, Wojtek

2509
01:50:20,350 --> 01:50:22,080
the bear was brought to Edinburgh Zoo

2510
01:50:22,340 --> 01:50:23,960
that's where he lived out his last days

2511
01:50:24,520 --> 01:50:25,940
very peacefully, passed away

2512
01:50:26,150 --> 01:50:27,500
and there's a memorial to him now

2513
01:50:28,620 --> 01:50:30,420
because he's a very famous

2514
01:50:30,550 --> 01:50:31,780
bear which I'd never heard of

2515
01:50:32,260 --> 01:50:34,100
Did he have animal

2516
01:50:34,540 --> 01:50:35,280
PTSD or anything?

2517
01:50:37,120 --> 01:50:44,180
well we'll get into it yeah okay yeah okay so there is an article so this is a bit of a memorial

2518
01:50:44,480 --> 01:50:49,280
to to julie's grandfather there is an article that was there was multiple articles about him actually

2519
01:50:49,840 --> 01:50:56,240
um he passed away sadly in 2023 at the age of 96 he was one of the last living polish soldiers

2520
01:50:57,000 --> 01:51:03,001
who fought in monte casino in 1944 and he was a friend of the legendary bear soldier boy tech

2521
01:51:03,840 --> 01:51:05,040
an actual bear

2522
01:51:05,660 --> 01:51:07,300
a bear, yeah a real bear

2523
01:51:07,440 --> 01:51:09,100
just very quickly

2524
01:51:09,940 --> 01:51:11,160
yeah we'll get on to that

2525
01:51:11,290 --> 01:51:12,580
because I knew you were going to go down this

2526
01:51:12,580 --> 01:51:14,620
I'm doing it now I don't care, very quickly

2527
01:51:14,860 --> 01:51:16,840
you're just like I'm ready for it

2528
01:51:16,900 --> 01:51:18,560
I'm going to kill those

2529
01:51:19,330 --> 01:51:20,960
Polish and English and everything else today

2530
01:51:21,180 --> 01:51:22,360
I said come on let's get going

2531
01:51:22,490 --> 01:51:24,600
and you're going at it, it's hand to hand combat

2532
01:51:24,710 --> 01:51:26,540
the guys, alright we're here for it

2533
01:51:26,880 --> 01:51:28,140
and you go towards it and it's like

2534
01:51:28,900 --> 01:51:30,900
that guy, that soldier's well

2535
01:51:31,050 --> 01:51:32,260
big and hairy isn't he

2536
01:51:34,420 --> 01:51:35,960
it's a fucking bear

2537
01:51:36,380 --> 01:51:37,680
they've got a bear as a soldier

2538
01:51:38,260 --> 01:51:40,000
who's going against him I'm not going against

2539
01:51:40,020 --> 01:51:41,720
the bear that's just insane

2540
01:51:43,520 --> 01:51:44,060
anyway sorry

2541
01:51:44,080 --> 01:51:46,180
I had to let that out because I'm just imagining

2542
01:51:46,380 --> 01:51:47,800
this I knew this would

2543
01:51:48,360 --> 01:51:49,520
I'll be quiet again

2544
01:51:51,880 --> 01:51:53,720
so yeah he helped

2545
01:51:54,120 --> 01:51:55,980
in the army with the

2546
01:51:56,160 --> 01:51:56,520
Polish army

2547
01:51:58,200 --> 01:52:00,020
and eventually as I said he came

2548
01:52:00,020 --> 01:52:02,200
to live the rest of his life in

2549
01:52:02,240 --> 01:52:09,860
zoo so here's a bit of a back story so in spring of 1942 the newly formed amdur's army left the

2550
01:52:10,120 --> 01:52:16,140
soviet union for iran accompanied by thousands of polish civilians who had been deported to the

2551
01:52:16,380 --> 01:52:21,720
soviet union on the journey some of the polish soldiers encountered a young iranian boy who'd

2552
01:52:21,920 --> 01:52:28,000
found a bear cub the bear cub's mother had been shot by hunters so one of the civilian refugees

2553
01:52:28,020 --> 01:52:35,660
an 18 year old boy um i think it was handed it over to them uh and they they bought the bear

2554
01:52:36,080 --> 01:52:39,980
uh and they spent the next three months with the bear living in a polish refugee camp

2555
01:52:40,870 --> 01:52:47,660
uh in tehran um and it was looked after well you know obviously it's a bear so it's going to start

2556
01:52:47,880 --> 01:52:55,620
growing um the bear was eventually donated to um the second 22nd artillery supply company

2557
01:52:56,640 --> 01:52:57,920
the soldiers there

2558
01:52:58,120 --> 01:52:59,840
do you reckon it was like a free range bear

2559
01:53:01,500 --> 01:53:02,480
what it laid eggs

2560
01:53:03,340 --> 01:53:03,660
no

2561
01:53:04,100 --> 01:53:05,680
do you reckon it was just allowed to just

2562
01:53:06,220 --> 01:53:07,080
fucking go wherever it went

2563
01:53:07,840 --> 01:53:09,260
like get out of there Barney

2564
01:53:09,700 --> 01:53:10,420
you know or whatever

2565
01:53:10,780 --> 01:53:11,840
from what I've read about it

2566
01:53:12,060 --> 01:53:14,460
it was really friendly with the Polish soldiers

2567
01:53:14,940 --> 01:53:15,700
whose side it was on

2568
01:53:15,860 --> 01:53:17,840
I imagine it was a free range bear

2569
01:53:19,560 --> 01:53:21,360
he became a part of the army

2570
01:53:22,600 --> 01:53:24,040
so as he grew

2571
01:53:24,200 --> 01:53:24,840
grew up

2572
01:53:25,540 --> 01:53:27,180
they realised he had problems swallowing

2573
01:53:28,000 --> 01:53:29,120
so they gave him

2574
01:53:29,600 --> 01:53:31,200
milk from an old vodka bottle

2575
01:53:32,460 --> 01:53:33,500
and they fed him

2576
01:53:33,740 --> 01:53:35,780
fruit and he loved fruit, marmalade

2577
01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:37,560
honey, syrup

2578
01:53:38,320 --> 01:53:39,060
and beer

2579
01:53:39,560 --> 01:53:41,120
beer was his favourite drink

2580
01:53:41,400 --> 01:53:43,240
but he obviously was eating a lot of

2581
01:53:43,960 --> 01:53:45,580
protein and meat or fish

2582
01:53:45,740 --> 01:53:46,400
or something

2583
01:53:47,100 --> 01:53:47,940
I guess so

2584
01:53:49,140 --> 01:53:51,240
that size is the energy you'd need

2585
01:53:51,400 --> 01:53:53,640
he also drank coffee in the mornings

2586
01:53:54,520 --> 01:53:55,160
with the other soldiers.

2587
01:53:55,540 --> 01:53:55,700
What?

2588
01:53:56,360 --> 01:53:57,860
Sorry, do you know what bear it is?

2589
01:54:00,020 --> 01:54:02,280
Probably does say...

2590
01:54:07,780 --> 01:54:10,140
Brown, more grisly and black, you know.

2591
01:54:10,800 --> 01:54:12,280
Yeah, I mean, it's European, isn't it?

2592
01:54:12,350 --> 01:54:16,660
So I can't find that at the moment.

2593
01:54:17,300 --> 01:54:18,140
I might have that in a moment.

2594
01:54:18,600 --> 01:54:19,740
Oh, you can go down.

2595
01:54:19,890 --> 01:54:19,980
Okay.

2596
01:54:20,700 --> 01:54:23,160
But basically, he drank coffee in the mornings.

2597
01:54:23,340 --> 01:54:25,560
His favourite drink was beer and he smoked cigarettes.

2598
01:54:26,380 --> 01:54:28,740
He would also eat cigarettes as well.

2599
01:54:30,060 --> 01:54:32,060
And it started to copy the other soldiers.

2600
01:54:32,980 --> 01:54:34,740
So drinking the beer and the coffee, smoking.

2601
01:54:35,320 --> 01:54:38,860
It started marching alongside the soldiers on its hind legs,

2602
01:54:39,080 --> 01:54:41,780
on its back legs, standing up straight, copying the soldiers.

2603
01:54:44,020 --> 01:54:46,940
He had his own person, his own caregiver to look after him.

2604
01:54:47,920 --> 01:54:51,020
And as he grew up, and by the time the Battle of Monte Cassino happened,

2605
01:54:51,280 --> 01:54:54,580
He weighed 90 kilograms, which is 14 stone or 200 pounds.

2606
01:54:55,120 --> 01:54:55,480
Brown.

2607
01:54:55,650 --> 01:54:55,920
It's not.

2608
01:54:56,420 --> 01:54:57,120
It's the most common.

2609
01:54:59,200 --> 01:54:59,620
So there we go.

2610
01:54:59,720 --> 01:55:05,620
So he started off as a bit of a mascot and decided he wanted to be a soldier off his own bat.

2611
01:55:05,620 --> 01:55:08,420
He just wanted to copy these humans, which is crazy.

2612
01:55:10,580 --> 01:55:15,920
So he went all over the world fighting in different parts of the world during the war.

2613
01:55:16,600 --> 01:55:17,180
I've got questions.

2614
01:55:18,280 --> 01:55:18,640
Yeah, yeah.

2615
01:55:18,750 --> 01:55:19,620
We'll get on to all of that.

2616
01:55:20,720 --> 01:55:24,420
And as I say, sadly died in 1963 in Edinburgh Zoo,

2617
01:55:25,300 --> 01:55:28,820
but had a great life and has been really celebrated

2618
01:55:29,700 --> 01:55:30,540
by the Polish people.

2619
01:55:31,060 --> 01:55:33,660
And obviously people in Scotland will know of this bear as well

2620
01:55:33,760 --> 01:55:34,660
because that's where he died.

2621
01:55:35,640 --> 01:55:39,220
And he is a Polish soldier, a bear.

2622
01:55:39,520 --> 01:55:42,880
Now, you've already said the thing I wanted to say,

2623
01:55:42,880 --> 01:55:45,300
which is imagine going up against the Polish army.

2624
01:55:46,520 --> 01:55:49,800
Now, people in the army are highly trained, you know,

2625
01:55:49,920 --> 01:55:51,460
and even in World War II,

2626
01:55:52,140 --> 01:55:54,300
you're still highly trained in hand-to-hand combat guns.

2627
01:55:54,900 --> 01:55:56,660
You've got a knife on the end of your gun and all of that.

2628
01:55:56,800 --> 01:55:58,980
So you know you're just going to get down and dirty,

2629
01:55:59,130 --> 01:55:59,960
but like you said,

2630
01:56:00,500 --> 01:56:02,780
when you see that they've got a bear on their side,

2631
01:56:04,140 --> 01:56:04,960
you are kind of thinking,

2632
01:56:05,320 --> 01:56:08,380
well, we're screwed really here, aren't we?

2633
01:56:10,240 --> 01:56:10,380
Yeah.

2634
01:56:10,840 --> 01:56:13,160
Surely the first thing they would have done was,

2635
01:56:13,210 --> 01:56:14,960
if it's a bear, it's a pretty big target.

2636
01:56:15,140 --> 01:56:16,200
They'd shoot at that.

2637
01:56:17,000 --> 01:56:19,140
It got shot at a lot.

2638
01:56:19,740 --> 01:56:21,540
I wonder at what point it's all brought out.

2639
01:56:21,620 --> 01:56:23,340
It must have been when, I don't know, it's very strange.

2640
01:56:24,600 --> 01:56:26,920
Also, at what point when you're with the bears in the camp,

2641
01:56:27,120 --> 01:56:28,320
you're just like, Sarge, you've got an idea.

2642
01:56:28,600 --> 01:56:28,880
What do you mean?

2643
01:56:29,080 --> 01:56:29,540
I've got an idea.

2644
01:56:29,960 --> 01:56:31,080
You know the bear, yeah.

2645
01:56:31,420 --> 01:56:33,260
You know the bear does what we do, yeah.

2646
01:56:34,080 --> 01:56:36,940
Why don't we get him to come do some fighting with us in the front line?

2647
01:56:38,320 --> 01:56:39,020
Yeah, all right.

2648
01:56:39,140 --> 01:56:39,900
How do we kick him out?

2649
01:56:39,980 --> 01:56:41,000
There's no clothes going to fit.

2650
01:56:41,100 --> 01:56:42,140
We put a big helmet on him.

2651
01:56:42,160 --> 01:56:42,600
What do we do?

2652
01:56:42,760 --> 01:56:43,140
I don't know.

2653
01:56:43,660 --> 01:56:44,340
Can't hold a knife.

2654
01:56:44,580 --> 01:56:46,640
Just claws people up and growls at them.

2655
01:56:46,700 --> 01:56:47,540
It'll shit them up.

2656
01:56:48,400 --> 01:56:48,780
All right.

2657
01:56:49,220 --> 01:56:54,960
send them out what's so what's so strange is this bear was so friendly to its polish comrades it was

2658
01:56:55,480 --> 01:57:00,400
it would sleep with if it was really cold it would let the some of the soldiers cuddle up to it

2659
01:57:00,920 --> 01:57:05,420
because obviously it was really warm yeah um it was and it was it would wrestle with the soldiers

2660
01:57:05,680 --> 01:57:12,920
play fighting with them they even taught it to salute they even taught it to salute there's no

2661
01:57:12,860 --> 01:57:21,420
video footage of this I suppose there's loads of photographs of it did did the

2662
01:57:21,500 --> 01:57:25,920
bear see them attacking a certain type of human and go that's the one got attack

2663
01:57:26,080 --> 01:57:31,760
I just lots of I don't understand how it all works there's logistical problems in

2664
01:57:31,800 --> 01:57:40,380
my head for this he served him stationed in Iraq Syria Palestine and it's amazing

2665
01:57:40,400 --> 01:57:41,440
This bear is incredible.

2666
01:57:43,340 --> 01:57:44,760
I've done six tours of Judy.

2667
01:57:46,840 --> 01:57:47,040
Exactly.

2668
01:57:47,270 --> 01:57:50,120
So this is why I wanted to bring this up on this for Board of the Strange,

2669
01:57:50,320 --> 01:57:52,080
because Julia mentioned this to me so casually,

2670
01:57:52,810 --> 01:57:53,940
and it was a story I'd not heard of,

2671
01:57:53,940 --> 01:57:57,460
and then she revealed to me that obviously her grandfather was a friend of this bear.

2672
01:57:58,700 --> 01:58:01,740
Very quickly before we got into that, where was she going to look at it?

2673
01:58:03,140 --> 01:58:05,640
To look at the memorial for it, because it died in the 60s.

2674
01:58:05,780 --> 01:58:06,400
Where's the memorial?

2675
01:58:07,220 --> 01:58:07,680
In Edinburgh.

2676
01:58:08,480 --> 01:58:09,360
It's a big-night statue.

2677
01:58:10,700 --> 01:58:14,980
yeah a great big statue yeah and that's where it lived at its last days it was well looked after

2678
01:58:15,030 --> 01:58:20,160
and obviously a very famous bear you know how many kills did it have i don't know it doesn't say

2679
01:58:20,780 --> 01:58:27,760
we need kill we need kill count several i should imagine yeah but yeah i was talking to her about

2680
01:58:27,760 --> 01:58:32,360
this for ages the other day and i said to her you know this is going to inspire a conversation with

2681
01:58:32,420 --> 01:58:36,320
we're going to have to chat about what it must be like fighting against about having a bear as your

2682
01:58:36,280 --> 01:58:46,660
friend but also like gov why isn't anybody made a film of this yeah soldier bear do you know what

2683
01:58:46,680 --> 01:58:52,280
i mean like you need some good cgi there and some good trained bears but this would mean and then i

2684
01:58:52,380 --> 01:58:57,820
started saying to julia well what other animals would you have if you're in an army you know in

2685
01:58:58,060 --> 01:59:04,020
india they could have a tiger i'd have a little crew so i'd have definitely like you could only

2686
01:59:03,960 --> 01:59:08,160
have one you can only have one no i don't give a shit i have as many as i want that's my rules

2687
01:59:08,680 --> 01:59:16,980
i would have bear hawk or eagle all right brave star um i'd i'd be brave star essentially

2688
01:59:18,480 --> 01:59:21,920
eyes of a wolf ears of a hawk strength of a bear yeah speed of a puma

2689
01:59:23,780 --> 01:59:28,420
yeah swimmy of a fishy i was thinking about different countries you know like you've got

2690
01:59:28,600 --> 01:59:33,361
tigers in india so imagine the indian army's got like a tiger that they come out with that they've

2691
01:59:33,380 --> 01:59:34,740
trained to be a soldier, you know?

2692
01:59:35,560 --> 01:59:37,440
You know, a bear is very sort of Eastern European,

2693
01:59:38,020 --> 01:59:38,720
so that's fine.

2694
01:59:39,240 --> 01:59:40,600
America would have like an eagle.

2695
01:59:41,260 --> 01:59:42,260
What's Britain got?

2696
01:59:42,680 --> 01:59:43,640
What's England got?

2697
01:59:45,120 --> 01:59:45,740
What have we got?

2698
01:59:46,940 --> 01:59:47,660
A bulldog.

2699
01:59:48,200 --> 01:59:49,560
Oh, yeah, we've got a British bulldog.

2700
01:59:50,460 --> 01:59:51,320
Yeah, what's it going to do?

2701
01:59:52,520 --> 01:59:53,780
It's going to breathe.

2702
01:59:54,250 --> 01:59:55,740
I struggle to breathe for a bit.

2703
01:59:55,900 --> 01:59:56,860
It really is.

2704
01:59:57,540 --> 01:59:58,000
A badger.

2705
01:59:58,030 --> 01:59:58,900
We could use a badger.

2706
01:59:59,090 --> 02:00:00,820
We could train badgers in the English army.

2707
02:00:01,740 --> 02:00:03,100
They're pretty vicious when they want to be.

2708
02:00:03,720 --> 02:00:08,340
but i was just thinking about there must be other animals out there that have been trained

2709
02:00:09,270 --> 02:00:15,440
and why isn't this done been done more because if sounds like voitek was happy lived a great life

2710
02:00:15,940 --> 02:00:19,820
everyone loved him you let the soldiers cuddle up to him you got his coffee in the morning his beer

2711
02:00:19,850 --> 02:00:25,500
in the evening a couple of cigarettes a day it's obviously this is the thing is though it's just

2712
02:00:25,640 --> 02:00:31,981
there at that point in in history in life where no one was going to start going well you know that's

2713
02:00:32,000 --> 02:00:38,480
it hashtag don't give the bear cigarettes hashtag don't let the bear fight that's not fair hashtag

2714
02:00:38,680 --> 02:00:44,440
free the bear all that shit it's just gonna be they're like give him some beer sarge come on give

2715
02:00:44,440 --> 02:00:48,480
him a pack of fags let's get him out there fight come on yeah come on let's have a fight and

2716
02:00:49,460 --> 02:00:53,260
yeah it's a free-for-all is i don't think there's only certain times in history i feel like these

2717
02:00:53,400 --> 02:00:58,840
things can achieve a bit happen and this happened you know i was just i was just shocked really that

2718
02:00:58,840 --> 02:00:59,680
I'd never heard of it.

2719
02:00:59,920 --> 02:01:02,460
I think I've heard it in passing,

2720
02:01:02,750 --> 02:01:03,340
possibly somewhere,

2721
02:01:03,650 --> 02:01:04,920
something about something like that,

2722
02:01:05,050 --> 02:01:05,400
for sure.

2723
02:01:06,740 --> 02:01:08,560
I think he was classed as a corporal.

2724
02:01:09,220 --> 02:01:09,660
Incredible.

2725
02:01:10,480 --> 02:01:11,700
Corporal Voightech the soldier.

2726
02:01:11,900 --> 02:01:13,680
Imagine if you couldn't achieve being a corporal.

2727
02:01:13,760 --> 02:01:15,820
A bear can do better than you.

2728
02:01:17,340 --> 02:01:18,700
How many kills have you got, Billy?

2729
02:01:19,000 --> 02:01:22,280
Oh, I managed to graze someone's shin once.

2730
02:01:22,880 --> 02:01:25,140
Well, that bear's taken out 22 soldiers in the last year.

2731
02:01:25,320 --> 02:01:25,840
The last hour.

2732
02:01:27,100 --> 02:01:27,940
He's just eating them all.

2733
02:01:28,260 --> 02:01:29,360
He has heads everywhere.

2734
02:01:29,500 --> 02:01:30,380
He just rips her heads off.

2735
02:01:31,240 --> 02:01:32,420
How did he know that?

2736
02:01:32,820 --> 02:01:33,720
How did he know the difference?

2737
02:01:34,000 --> 02:01:34,900
That's what I'm saying.

2738
02:01:35,120 --> 02:01:37,540
How did he know what sort of type of humans to go for?

2739
02:01:38,020 --> 02:01:38,900
I guess the uniform.

2740
02:01:39,200 --> 02:01:42,040
I guess the uniform and, you know, he knew that the guys in his.

2741
02:01:42,060 --> 02:01:42,520
How did they train that though?

2742
02:01:43,380 --> 02:01:47,420
Well, if they taught him to salute, then he can recognise the right uniforms.

2743
02:01:47,860 --> 02:01:48,680
These ones, bad.

2744
02:01:49,040 --> 02:01:49,360
Stab them.

2745
02:01:49,720 --> 02:01:50,220
This one, bad.

2746
02:01:51,100 --> 02:01:53,080
I think Julia mentioned this to me as well.

2747
02:01:53,160 --> 02:01:57,120
At the zoo, if you said something to him in Polish, he would salute.

2748
02:01:58,360 --> 02:01:58,400
um

2749
02:01:59,260 --> 02:02:01,020
you still remember how to salute

2750
02:02:01,300 --> 02:02:02,760
if I say to my dog Kat

2751
02:02:02,920 --> 02:02:04,940
he just goes mad what if someone in the zoo

2752
02:02:04,940 --> 02:02:06,160
is just like Nazis

2753
02:02:09,300 --> 02:02:10,400
he's gonna go nuts

2754
02:02:10,800 --> 02:02:12,340
what the bear's like what do you mean

2755
02:02:12,560 --> 02:02:13,720
ripping everyone's heads off

2756
02:02:16,040 --> 02:02:16,740
oh bless him

2757
02:02:17,500 --> 02:02:18,380
but yeah what an incredible

2758
02:02:19,440 --> 02:02:20,400
piece of history

2759
02:02:21,040 --> 02:02:22,940
and linked to somebody that I know

2760
02:02:23,260 --> 02:02:24,800
I could say her grandfather

2761
02:02:25,060 --> 02:02:25,781
was one of the last

2762
02:02:26,240 --> 02:02:34,040
respect respect yeah totally yeah 96 as well a fantastic um ludwig his name was um and i've

2763
02:02:34,140 --> 02:02:38,960
asked julie if i can talk about this with you know we're being fairly respectful her mum might be

2764
02:02:39,180 --> 02:02:45,940
she said it's just uh it's just you could just be like once once you've come back from fighting

2765
02:02:46,140 --> 02:02:52,660
with a bear not with it against it with it actually together as comrades you know it's like literally

2766
02:02:54,100 --> 02:02:55,340
nothing cooler than that

2767
02:02:55,760 --> 02:02:56,700
there's no pub story

2768
02:02:56,820 --> 02:02:57,640
going to be better than that

2769
02:02:57,780 --> 02:02:58,360
exactly

2770
02:02:58,820 --> 02:02:59,300
imagine Julia

2771
02:02:59,360 --> 02:03:00,180
when she was a little girl

2772
02:03:00,340 --> 02:03:01,400
and her grandfather's like

2773
02:03:01,640 --> 02:03:02,920
did I ever tell you about

2774
02:03:03,080 --> 02:03:04,200
did I ever tell you about

2775
02:03:04,260 --> 02:03:05,380
my friend the bear

2776
02:03:05,380 --> 02:03:06,500
that I fought in the war with

2777
02:03:06,700 --> 02:03:07,580
and Julia's like

2778
02:03:07,620 --> 02:03:08,300
what do you mean grandpa

2779
02:03:08,780 --> 02:03:09,420
and he's like

2780
02:03:09,560 --> 02:03:10,420
oh sit down Julia

2781
02:03:10,580 --> 02:03:11,480
I'll tell you all about it

2782
02:03:12,460 --> 02:03:13,840
and obviously she's grown up

2783
02:03:13,940 --> 02:03:14,600
knowing all of this

2784
02:03:14,800 --> 02:03:15,680
so it's like

2785
02:03:15,780 --> 02:03:16,580
it's pretty normal

2786
02:03:16,740 --> 02:03:17,220
but it's like

2787
02:03:17,360 --> 02:03:19,180
really amazing story

2788
02:03:20,980 --> 02:03:21,981
oh I love it

2789
02:03:22,500 --> 02:03:28,040
love that story that's world of the strange quite a nice quite a nice one really for us

2790
02:03:28,860 --> 02:03:35,560
very different well thank you for that thank you to your friend yes thank you julia and your mum

2791
02:03:35,600 --> 02:03:42,180
if you're listening shout out to both of you um thanks and a big shout out to ludwig her grandfather

2792
02:03:42,720 --> 02:03:48,081
and also to voitek the soldier bear thank you for your service uh gentlemen thank you for your

2793
02:03:48,100 --> 02:03:50,000
service, Mr. Bear. And gentleman Bear.

2794
02:03:50,920 --> 02:03:52,080
What other bears would do well

2795
02:03:52,080 --> 02:03:53,980
in the war before we go? Yogi.

2796
02:03:54,840 --> 02:03:56,080
Yogi, he'd just be looking

2797
02:03:56,200 --> 02:03:58,100
for picnic baskets. Hey, boo-boo, there's

2798
02:03:58,140 --> 02:03:59,500
a Nazi over there.

2799
02:04:00,940 --> 02:04:02,120
Paddington Bear wouldn't do

2800
02:04:02,240 --> 02:04:04,620
any good. He'd just be eating marmalade

2801
02:04:04,880 --> 02:04:06,220
sandwiches. I don't like this.

2802
02:04:06,360 --> 02:04:07,980
I'm more passive, like, you know.

2803
02:04:08,180 --> 02:04:10,020
He is a bit of a pessimist, isn't he? What other famous

2804
02:04:10,220 --> 02:04:11,940
bears are there? Rupert the Bear.

2805
02:04:12,980 --> 02:04:14,020
What's Rupert going to do?

2806
02:04:14,260 --> 02:04:15,740
Scare them with his fashion sense?

2807
02:04:16,440 --> 02:04:17,240
Get my scarf.

2808
02:04:19,580 --> 02:04:20,640
and there's probably a ton of other bears

2809
02:04:21,040 --> 02:04:22,800
I'd tell you I'd get the bear from that

2810
02:04:24,020 --> 02:04:24,120
um

2811
02:04:24,580 --> 02:04:25,320
DiCaprio movie

2812
02:04:26,840 --> 02:04:29,020
what's that movie called where the bear savages him

2813
02:04:29,100 --> 02:04:29,300
you know

2814
02:04:30,560 --> 02:04:31,020
you know that one

2815
02:04:31,120 --> 02:04:31,820
oh yeah yeah yeah

2816
02:04:32,640 --> 02:04:35,120
and then there's the bear Jew which is Ilar Roth's character

2817
02:04:35,500 --> 02:04:36,540
in Glorious Bastards

2818
02:04:36,560 --> 02:04:38,380
but he's not an actual bear though is he

2819
02:04:38,480 --> 02:04:39,060
that's just his name

2820
02:04:39,820 --> 02:04:41,080
you've got to have actual bears

2821
02:04:43,160 --> 02:04:43,800
well I think

2822
02:04:44,560 --> 02:04:46,220
Wojtek beats Paddington

2823
02:04:46,240 --> 02:04:47,420
Rupert and Yogi

2824
02:04:47,980 --> 02:04:48,360
Hans Dane

2825
02:04:49,500 --> 02:04:49,880
yeah

2826
02:04:50,460 --> 02:04:51,000
I'd like to see

2827
02:04:51,020 --> 02:04:51,520
all those

2828
02:04:51,640 --> 02:04:52,200
like in a movie

2829
02:04:52,320 --> 02:04:52,420
together

2830
02:04:52,700 --> 02:04:53,180
those like

2831
02:04:53,460 --> 02:04:54,720
special forces

2832
02:04:56,500 --> 02:04:56,900
America

2833
02:04:57,540 --> 02:04:57,640
forces

2834
02:04:57,860 --> 02:04:58,140
Yogi

2835
02:05:00,100 --> 02:05:00,500
Palantino

2836
02:05:00,500 --> 02:05:01,060
you guys

2837
02:05:01,460 --> 02:05:01,780
okay

2838
02:05:04,120 --> 02:05:04,680
go with

2839
02:05:04,780 --> 02:05:05,220
the Nazi

2840
02:05:05,760 --> 02:05:06,040
but

2841
02:05:06,860 --> 02:05:07,260
Spielberg

2842
02:05:07,360 --> 02:05:07,740
needs to go

2843
02:05:07,840 --> 02:05:08,180
make this

2844
02:05:08,440 --> 02:05:08,940
somebody like that

2845
02:05:09,080 --> 02:05:09,440
because he made

2846
02:05:09,600 --> 02:05:10,000
War Horse

2847
02:05:10,320 --> 02:05:10,680
which is a

2848
02:05:11,320 --> 02:05:12,160
story about that

2849
02:05:12,320 --> 02:05:12,940
yeah and it's

2850
02:05:12,940 --> 02:05:13,560
quite a good film

2851
02:05:13,940 --> 02:05:14,720
I want to see this

2852
02:05:14,880 --> 02:05:16,200
I want to see a film

2853
02:05:16,280 --> 02:05:16,560
Bear.

2854
02:05:17,740 --> 02:05:18,380
Fighting Nazis.

2855
02:05:19,280 --> 02:05:21,660
Mr. Spielberg, we see the movie you're doing.

2856
02:05:21,760 --> 02:05:23,080
It's kind of like the other one.

2857
02:05:23,140 --> 02:05:23,740
Is it a sequel?

2858
02:05:24,100 --> 02:05:24,960
No, it's just a different one.

2859
02:05:25,000 --> 02:05:26,080
But we've got to call it War Bear.

2860
02:05:26,560 --> 02:05:27,660
But you've done War Horse, yeah?

2861
02:05:27,760 --> 02:05:29,120
And afterwards we're going War Monkey.

2862
02:05:30,040 --> 02:05:30,720
So, shut up.

2863
02:05:33,180 --> 02:05:33,740
Well, there we go.

2864
02:05:33,940 --> 02:05:36,240
Bill Murray, if you could lead us out of World of the Strange,

2865
02:05:36,840 --> 02:05:38,700
I'll try some of your lasagna for you now.

2866
02:05:39,660 --> 02:05:40,520
Slip it in, Dan.

2867
02:05:40,940 --> 02:05:43,180
That's all the time we've got for this week on World of the Strange.

2868
02:05:44,360 --> 02:05:45,180
Next week, though.

2869
02:05:46,360 --> 02:05:46,820
Give me Ira.

2870
02:05:47,480 --> 02:05:48,180
Hairless pets.

2871
02:05:49,480 --> 02:05:51,320
Stephen, where are you? Please answer me.

2872
02:05:55,160 --> 02:05:55,440
Steve!

2873
02:05:56,160 --> 02:05:57,100
In this house,

2874
02:05:58,200 --> 02:05:59,460
what you don't know

2875
02:06:00,860 --> 02:06:02,040
will hurt you.

2876
02:06:09,760 --> 02:06:10,360
Ah!

2877
02:06:15,540 --> 02:06:17,600
It was to be a getaway dream.

2878
02:06:19,440 --> 02:06:23,560
It's becoming a runaway nightmare.

2879
02:06:24,700 --> 02:06:25,900
Do you see anything?

2880
02:06:26,190 --> 02:06:27,560
Some old steps going down.

2881
02:06:32,880 --> 02:06:36,820
He has been awaiting the arrival of his new guests.

2882
02:06:38,500 --> 02:06:41,260
One by one they are disappearing.

2883
02:06:43,600 --> 02:06:46,140
One by bloody one.

2884
02:06:48,320 --> 02:06:49,420
No! No!

2885
02:06:50,620 --> 02:06:50,860
No!

2886
02:06:55,040 --> 02:06:57,280
When you move to this house,

2887
02:07:00,320 --> 02:07:02,440
before you get locked in,

2888
02:07:03,080 --> 02:07:05,260
read the sign print.

2889
02:07:05,960 --> 02:07:06,820
Mommy, hurry!

2890
02:07:07,620 --> 02:07:12,180
You may have just mortified your life.

2891
02:07:14,890 --> 02:07:17,460
Due to the graphic nature of this film,

2892
02:07:18,380 --> 02:07:22,340
no one under 18 will be admitted.

2893
02:07:24,100 --> 02:07:26,080
House by the Cemetery.

2894
02:07:26,660 --> 02:07:29,080
The House by the Cemetery from 1981.

2895
02:07:29,680 --> 02:07:30,220
Not rated.

2896
02:07:30,890 --> 02:07:32,560
Just one hour and 26 minutes.

2897
02:07:34,220 --> 02:07:38,420
A New England home is terrorised by a series of murders,

2898
02:07:39,560 --> 02:07:41,060
unbeknownst to the guests,

2899
02:07:41,440 --> 02:07:46,120
that a gruesome secret is hiding in the basement.

2900
02:07:48,280 --> 02:07:49,040
Dun, dun, dun!

2901
02:07:51,260 --> 02:07:55,020
So this is the final of the trilogy, of the Gates of Hell trilogy.

2902
02:07:57,160 --> 02:08:00,500
This one is memorable for the character Bob,

2903
02:08:01,180 --> 02:08:03,200
which we'll certainly be talking about.

2904
02:08:05,240 --> 02:08:06,040
and of course

2905
02:08:07,260 --> 02:08:07,460
the

2906
02:08:08,800 --> 02:08:10,020
Dr. Freudstein

2907
02:08:10,510 --> 02:08:11,900
which is slightly like

2908
02:08:12,260 --> 02:08:14,040
Frankenstein. Well I'll tell you

2909
02:08:14,160 --> 02:08:16,120
one thing, you can see what

2910
02:08:16,220 --> 02:08:18,080
Rob Zombie was doing, he's like I need to make a

2911
02:08:18,130 --> 02:08:20,060
horror movie, I'm going to call it House of

2912
02:08:20,240 --> 02:08:22,080
Thousand Corpses, about a house

2913
02:08:22,100 --> 02:08:24,060
of Ascension nearby and there's a Dr.

2914
02:08:24,440 --> 02:08:25,840
Freudstein or whatever it's called in

2915
02:08:26,220 --> 02:08:28,120
House of Thousand Corpses, straight out

2916
02:08:28,180 --> 02:08:30,120
of it, even the look of the thing at the end, you're like that looks

2917
02:08:30,220 --> 02:08:32,119
like a Rob Zombie thing, that looks like that Lord

2918
02:08:32,140 --> 02:08:32,940
of Salem, actually.

2919
02:08:34,460 --> 02:08:34,540
Yeah.

2920
02:08:35,380 --> 02:08:37,240
Yeah, and it's, you know,

2921
02:08:37,960 --> 02:08:39,700
stay tuned for more gore.

2922
02:08:40,480 --> 02:08:41,480
Not as many maggots.

2923
02:08:41,580 --> 02:08:43,060
There are some worms in this one.

2924
02:08:44,520 --> 02:08:45,480
But this,

2925
02:08:46,020 --> 02:08:47,620
okay, I don't want to offend

2926
02:08:47,780 --> 02:08:49,180
anybody that likes the band,

2927
02:08:50,220 --> 02:08:51,760
but I only did it because I heard

2928
02:08:51,760 --> 02:08:52,360
it again yesterday.

2929
02:08:53,180 --> 02:08:54,340
Let me have a quick listen.

2930
02:08:54,620 --> 02:08:56,060
I hear this band called

2931
02:08:58,300 --> 02:08:59,380
Ice Nine Kills.

2932
02:08:59,620 --> 02:09:00,340
Ice Nine Kills.

2933
02:09:00,600 --> 02:09:01,220
Okay, so

2934
02:09:01,760 --> 02:09:03,680
I think it's the second time I've done this now.

2935
02:09:04,340 --> 02:09:05,660
I've gone, that sounds quite cool.

2936
02:09:06,070 --> 02:09:06,320
All right.

2937
02:09:06,680 --> 02:09:07,620
And I go listen to the music.

2938
02:09:07,690 --> 02:09:08,760
You go, no, no.

2939
02:09:08,840 --> 02:09:09,340
And turn it off straight.

2940
02:09:09,860 --> 02:09:11,880
It's just, no, it's just not my sort of thing.

2941
02:09:11,890 --> 02:09:12,400
I know it isn't.

2942
02:09:12,640 --> 02:09:15,780
I'll go back to Slayer, which I did.

2943
02:09:16,740 --> 02:09:17,560
And it's like that.

2944
02:09:17,700 --> 02:09:18,440
It sounds like it's good.

2945
02:09:18,450 --> 02:09:20,460
It's like this front cover for House by the Cemetery.

2946
02:09:20,880 --> 02:09:24,060
You look at it and the idea of House by the Cemetery and the front cover stuff,

2947
02:09:24,310 --> 02:09:26,980
it does look like a lot better film.

2948
02:09:27,600 --> 02:09:30,580
Towards the end, the end is a lot better than the other film,

2949
02:09:30,740 --> 02:09:32,140
where the end struggles a bit.

2950
02:09:32,380 --> 02:09:35,540
This is just like batshit like House of Thousand Corpses

2951
02:09:35,940 --> 02:09:37,860
at the end of that last 15 minutes.

2952
02:09:39,220 --> 02:09:39,840
This is like that.

2953
02:09:39,930 --> 02:09:41,160
But like the setup as well,

2954
02:09:41,350 --> 02:09:44,260
you feel like it's going to be a lot more external shots

2955
02:09:44,390 --> 02:09:47,280
where it's quite contained and it's quite, I don't know.

2956
02:09:47,660 --> 02:09:48,580
What do you think of the film?

2957
02:09:49,460 --> 02:09:49,960
I like it.

2958
02:09:49,960 --> 02:09:50,780
I really like this film.

2959
02:09:51,000 --> 02:09:53,920
It's not as good as House by the Cemetery,

2960
02:09:55,600 --> 02:09:56,560
sorry, as City of Living Dead,

2961
02:09:56,590 --> 02:09:57,580
and it's not as good as The Beyond.

2962
02:09:58,520 --> 02:10:02,440
But I feel like it's got some fun things to discuss in it.

2963
02:10:02,820 --> 02:10:06,420
Again, around Bob and around another character called Bob.

2964
02:10:07,030 --> 02:10:11,260
And I quite like that it's more of a...

2965
02:10:11,700 --> 02:10:14,700
It feels almost like a bit of a ghost story to begin with.

2966
02:10:16,020 --> 02:10:18,400
Because, you know, obviously with the spooky children

2967
02:10:19,200 --> 02:10:22,900
and all the stuff surrounding the house and this weird stuff that's going on.

2968
02:10:22,900 --> 02:10:28,160
But then you find out it's less a ghost film in the final act.

2969
02:10:28,400 --> 02:10:35,840
and more of a sort of i don't even know how you describe it it's like a scientist a mad scientist

2970
02:10:36,200 --> 02:10:44,420
isn't it who's discovered immortality and is a bit of a zombie monster and but then there are some

2971
02:10:44,660 --> 02:10:49,460
supernatural elements in it again because his wife is weirdly still alive even though her gravestone

2972
02:10:49,460 --> 02:10:56,440
is outside why does that little girl how can she talk to bob through the painting it's all again

2973
02:10:56,560 --> 02:11:02,500
lucio fulci it doesn't have to make sense it's just the ride that you go on really and again if

2974
02:11:02,500 --> 02:11:08,060
you if you rented this from the video store when you were 15 16 17 18 you wouldn't really be

2975
02:11:08,280 --> 02:11:14,080
disappointed there's boobs there's gore i know spookiness i can't be too dismissive of it i was

2976
02:11:14,120 --> 02:11:17,960
sort of thrown it away earlier because when i guess when it comes down to it it is the house

2977
02:11:18,140 --> 02:11:22,480
but it's actually all inside the house and it happens to be things happen in the basement of

2978
02:11:22,500 --> 02:11:24,700
the house. But I don't know

2979
02:11:24,760 --> 02:11:26,380
I was just wanting a bit more

2980
02:11:27,040 --> 02:11:28,320
exterior shots like we get

2981
02:11:28,660 --> 02:11:29,340
in City of the

2982
02:11:30,240 --> 02:11:32,700
Dead which obviously you guys will just listen to us

2983
02:11:32,820 --> 02:11:34,660
talk about. I want some of those shots

2984
02:11:34,680 --> 02:11:36,260
in this. I felt like it could do anything.

2985
02:11:36,480 --> 02:11:38,720
But apart of that though it has got everything you kind of want

2986
02:11:40,040 --> 02:11:40,580
kind of

2987
02:11:41,240 --> 02:11:42,780
it's got some really graphic

2988
02:11:43,000 --> 02:11:44,820
gore sequences like really graphic

2989
02:11:45,000 --> 02:11:46,440
a lot of blood, a lot of

2990
02:11:47,560 --> 02:11:48,360
mutated areas

2991
02:11:52,060 --> 02:11:52,460
Yeah

2992
02:11:52,480 --> 02:11:54,580
of multiple parts of bodies

2993
02:11:54,780 --> 02:11:56,260
just strewn around rooms.

2994
02:11:56,720 --> 02:11:58,600
That's loads and loads of gore.

2995
02:11:59,280 --> 02:11:59,460
And again,

2996
02:12:00,160 --> 02:12:02,480
the reason I'm mentioning this next thing is, again, it's

2997
02:12:02,600 --> 02:12:04,100
dubbed, dubbed over.

2998
02:12:04,940 --> 02:12:06,600
And the reason I'm mentioning that is because of Bob's

2999
02:12:06,740 --> 02:12:08,520
voice. Bob is a little boy in this who was only

3000
02:12:08,700 --> 02:12:10,340
seven years old when he was cast in this.

3001
02:12:11,360 --> 02:12:12,520
And they dubbed him over with like

3002
02:12:12,600 --> 02:12:14,540
a grown man doing, trying to

3003
02:12:14,540 --> 02:12:16,020
do his best impression of a child.

3004
02:12:16,380 --> 02:12:18,260
That's just weird and creepy. And it's like,

3005
02:12:18,460 --> 02:12:20,000
hey, mommy, mommy.

3006
02:12:20,540 --> 02:12:21,520
It'd be like me doing it.

3007
02:12:21,540 --> 02:12:22,440
It's like my voice now.

3008
02:12:22,680 --> 02:12:23,180
Hey, mommy.

3009
02:12:23,580 --> 02:12:25,320
For your son.

3010
02:12:25,960 --> 02:12:26,940
It's just weird.

3011
02:12:27,140 --> 02:12:27,780
It's just weird.

3012
02:12:28,220 --> 02:12:30,120
But it adds to the weirdness of the film for me.

3013
02:12:30,120 --> 02:12:32,160
And that's kind of what I like about these Italian albums.

3014
02:12:32,640 --> 02:12:33,420
Is even the dub.

3015
02:12:34,040 --> 02:12:36,720
We could do like a new Vice Versa with you and Jack.

3016
02:12:37,140 --> 02:12:38,820
And it's just basically both your voices.

3017
02:12:40,060 --> 02:12:40,540
Switched out.

3018
02:12:40,760 --> 02:12:40,960
Yeah.

3019
02:12:42,080 --> 02:12:42,940
That would be weird, wouldn't it?

3020
02:12:43,160 --> 02:12:44,760
One thing with the Lucho Fulci films,

3021
02:12:45,540 --> 02:12:47,260
they're always really well shot.

3022
02:12:47,440 --> 02:12:49,620
At any point, House of Pires Heretrius,

3023
02:12:50,380 --> 02:12:52,420
it's nothing amazing.

3024
02:12:53,080 --> 02:12:53,420
It's okay.

3025
02:12:55,260 --> 02:12:57,020
But like with these films,

3026
02:12:57,080 --> 02:12:58,720
just looking at some of these screenshots here,

3027
02:12:58,940 --> 02:13:00,320
just the cinematography is beautiful.

3028
02:13:01,080 --> 02:13:02,900
Everything shot really well.

3029
02:13:04,620 --> 02:13:05,780
Gorgeous looking in places.

3030
02:13:06,080 --> 02:13:06,500
And it's just...

3031
02:13:06,500 --> 02:13:07,280
Yeah, and again...

3032
02:13:07,920 --> 02:13:09,580
There's a certain style to it all.

3033
02:13:10,000 --> 02:13:11,660
We weren't dismissing Murnie with saying

3034
02:13:11,700 --> 02:13:12,200
that he's not good.

3035
02:13:12,460 --> 02:13:13,800
De Argento is a bit more artistic.

3036
02:13:14,560 --> 02:13:15,180
Or anything like that.

3037
02:13:15,300 --> 02:13:16,140
Because you look at some of these shots,

3038
02:13:16,280 --> 02:13:18,360
they're very, very well lined up and stuff.

3039
02:13:18,540 --> 02:13:21,440
I think I'm going with this film.

3040
02:13:22,140 --> 02:13:26,240
He had a little bit more leeway or a bit more time or a bit more ease

3041
02:13:26,320 --> 02:13:31,200
and felt a bit more freer to craft this film in a way,

3042
02:13:32,420 --> 02:13:35,120
even though I feel like it's not as well crafted as the beginning of the other one.

3043
02:13:35,480 --> 02:13:36,580
Then I feel like it's rushed.

3044
02:13:36,720 --> 02:13:41,000
I don't feel as rushed through this because it all looks just so quite nice, you know.

3045
02:13:41,660 --> 02:13:44,820
But what we said was that Argento is more of an artist that makes films,

3046
02:13:45,080 --> 02:13:47,240
whereas Fulci is a filmmaker.

3047
02:13:47,720 --> 02:13:48,900
So we're not dissing him at all.

3048
02:13:49,500 --> 02:13:52,480
He's definitely got great flair when it comes to making films.

3049
02:13:53,500 --> 02:13:56,240
And again, because of when these films were made,

3050
02:13:56,620 --> 02:13:59,180
they're all on location, so there's no sets or anything.

3051
02:13:59,580 --> 02:14:01,400
So he had to find this beautiful house,

3052
02:14:02,440 --> 02:14:04,240
quite a spooky, imposing-looking house,

3053
02:14:04,540 --> 02:14:05,500
out in the middle of nowhere,

3054
02:14:06,420 --> 02:14:08,600
with obviously a fake graveyard attached to it,

3055
02:14:09,020 --> 02:14:11,440
and a set of woods where things are going to happen as well.

3056
02:14:13,000 --> 02:14:14,380
So the house is...

3057
02:14:14,420 --> 02:14:15,120
The house is brilliant.

3058
02:14:15,760 --> 02:14:16,780
Yeah, it's quite a good part of it.

3059
02:14:17,180 --> 02:14:18,200
I'm just looking at the house now.

3060
02:14:18,300 --> 02:14:21,360
There should be a lot more shots of the house.

3061
02:14:21,660 --> 02:14:23,440
It's like, have you seen A Legend of Hell House?

3062
02:14:24,260 --> 02:14:24,800
Yes, of course.

3063
02:14:24,820 --> 02:14:25,460
Monty McDowell.

3064
02:14:26,700 --> 02:14:30,240
That has all the time, it goes to shots of the house outside,

3065
02:14:30,470 --> 02:14:32,760
and it's just letting you know we're here, then going back inside.

3066
02:14:33,000 --> 02:14:35,020
But it's just nice to have those moments of going outside.

3067
02:14:35,270 --> 02:14:39,380
I just feel like it missed the opportunity there.

3068
02:14:40,860 --> 02:14:48,880
Well, this also stars Ania Pieroni as Anne the Babysitter,

3069
02:14:49,080 --> 02:14:51,060
who I believe was also in Demons.

3070
02:14:51,860 --> 02:14:58,300
I think she was the blind guy's girlfriend or whoever it was that cheats.

3071
02:14:58,640 --> 02:15:03,620
You know when the blind guy's in the cinema and he can't see that his girlfriend

3072
02:15:03,740 --> 02:15:06,480
or his assistant is kissing that other guy.

3073
02:15:06,780 --> 02:15:07,980
I believe that's her.

3074
02:15:08,240 --> 02:15:09,700
I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's her.

3075
02:15:10,300 --> 02:15:14,940
So let's start off with opening shot, a graveyard again.

3076
02:15:15,920 --> 02:15:16,060
Fantastic.

3077
02:15:16,540 --> 02:15:20,300
At night time, and we pan across to the house.

3078
02:15:21,580 --> 02:15:21,820
Boobs.

3079
02:15:23,080 --> 02:15:23,260
Yep.

3080
02:15:23,940 --> 02:15:26,720
We're about 30 seconds in, and we've got boobs.

3081
02:15:27,940 --> 02:15:28,440
And where's Steve?

3082
02:15:29,520 --> 02:15:33,980
There's a couple that have just finished having noughties.

3083
02:15:34,680 --> 02:15:37,440
And, yeah, she's like, Steve, are you dressed?

3084
02:15:37,980 --> 02:15:38,860
Steve, Steve.

3085
02:15:39,380 --> 02:15:46,780
the other film it was bob bob bob it's like why is the beginning why is it just asking calling out

3086
02:15:46,860 --> 02:15:51,900
people beginning of these films the set design is amazing she's looking for this steve guy and

3087
02:15:51,940 --> 02:15:59,560
there's cobwebs everywhere and dust the production is brilliant throughout the film and she's looking

3088
02:15:59,590 --> 02:16:04,659
around for him and all of a sudden he appears in the doorway an absolutely bloody mess he's been

3089
02:16:04,640 --> 02:16:10,160
hacked up but he's still standing but he's he looks like someone's had a go at him with a hedge

3090
02:16:10,360 --> 02:16:14,460
trimmer it's like we're 30 minutes into a movie we know exactly what's going on all of a sudden

3091
02:16:14,460 --> 02:16:19,220
this is just a scene in the film it's such a weird straight away do you know what i mean it doesn't

3092
02:16:19,300 --> 02:16:24,740
feel like an opening shot it feels like we're already in the movie well this kill this opening

3093
02:16:25,040 --> 02:16:34,599
kill of for her is amazing it's a real argento kill the brain just sticking out but her kill

3094
02:16:34,620 --> 02:16:41,900
She's then, she tries to run away, and someone grabs her, shoves a knife in the back of her head, and the blade comes out of her mouth.

3095
02:16:42,080 --> 02:16:53,920
So it goes from the top of her head from behind, goes straight down through her mouth, which is just a fantastically gory graphic and gruesome kill, which, as horror fiends, we kind of like.

3096
02:16:54,460 --> 02:16:57,120
And this is about a minute into it, and so then she falls to the floor.

3097
02:16:57,380 --> 02:16:57,639
I know.

3098
02:16:57,679 --> 02:17:03,139
And somebody drags her body, blood pouring from it, across the floor.

3099
02:17:04,139 --> 02:17:05,780
And we cut to the score.

3100
02:17:05,900 --> 02:17:13,099
Now, the score for this movie, I believe, is trying to capture that kind of exorcist.

3101
02:17:14,099 --> 02:17:18,480
Did you feel like there was some tubular bells-ness to it?

3102
02:17:18,599 --> 02:17:20,360
I feel like there was a little bit of an exorcist.

3103
02:17:20,440 --> 02:17:21,639
I didn't think of that at any point.

3104
02:17:22,860 --> 02:17:23,980
Just felt very goblin-y.

3105
02:17:24,880 --> 02:17:27,160
Yeah, it does feel very goblin-y as well, which is not a bad thing.

3106
02:17:27,340 --> 02:17:32,059
I love the fact that we've just had the total film tone set straight away.

3107
02:17:33,559 --> 02:17:35,880
The movie should be straight away when it comes in.

3108
02:17:35,900 --> 02:17:38,160
It kind of sets the tone of what the film is going to be.

3109
02:17:38,500 --> 02:17:38,920
Do you know what I mean?

3110
02:17:39,080 --> 02:17:41,139
This is straight away like that and you're like, Jesus.

3111
02:17:41,540 --> 02:17:42,880
All right, here we go.

3112
02:17:43,000 --> 02:17:45,260
Guy with his brains hanging out, girl with a knife through the back of the road.

3113
02:17:45,260 --> 02:17:46,980
Just put my seatbelt in, adjust myself.

3114
02:17:47,460 --> 02:17:48,099
Okay, here we go.

3115
02:17:48,840 --> 02:17:51,059
Yeah, we're a minute in and we've had boobs and two kills.

3116
02:17:51,860 --> 02:17:52,179
It's great.

3117
02:17:53,000 --> 02:17:53,820
Turn it off now if you want.

3118
02:17:54,300 --> 02:17:55,880
We cut to a little kid called Bob.

3119
02:17:55,960 --> 02:17:58,120
who, I'm going to say, Bob looks annoying.

3120
02:17:59,679 --> 02:18:01,700
Bob's got a massive forehead and weird little blue eyes

3121
02:18:01,780 --> 02:18:02,519
that are too close together.

3122
02:18:04,900 --> 02:18:07,040
Now, he's a seven-year-old kid, so I shouldn't really be mean,

3123
02:18:07,179 --> 02:18:08,360
but fuck me, he's annoying.

3124
02:18:10,500 --> 02:18:13,260
You want to have him hanging out of a wheelchair dude

3125
02:18:13,440 --> 02:18:14,500
from Texas Chancellor of the Mask.

3126
02:18:15,280 --> 02:18:16,360
Oh, Jesus Christ.

3127
02:18:17,939 --> 02:18:19,700
Now, or the kid from the Babadook.

3128
02:18:19,969 --> 02:18:20,059
Franklin.

3129
02:18:20,639 --> 02:18:21,719
Or the kid from the Babadook.

3130
02:18:21,880 --> 02:18:22,280
He's another one.

3131
02:18:22,360 --> 02:18:24,740
I'd happily punch him in the face, that child.

3132
02:18:26,440 --> 02:18:28,219
I know he's got

3133
02:18:29,260 --> 02:18:29,719
you know

3134
02:18:30,019 --> 02:18:32,099
neurodiversity or whatever it is but my god

3135
02:18:32,219 --> 02:18:32,639
that film

3136
02:18:33,579 --> 02:18:35,200
I hate the Babadook

3137
02:18:35,760 --> 02:18:37,580
I've tried to watch it, I've watched it

3138
02:18:37,920 --> 02:18:39,740
twice maybe, tried to watch it a third time

3139
02:18:39,740 --> 02:18:40,740
I just can't do it

3140
02:18:41,760 --> 02:18:42,840
I just don't like

3141
02:18:43,160 --> 02:18:44,639
I didn't like the tone of that film

3142
02:18:46,059 --> 02:18:47,340
Now the credits

3143
02:18:48,340 --> 02:18:50,080
start playing and we get a black and white

3144
02:18:50,300 --> 02:18:51,880
shot of the house

3145
02:18:52,000 --> 02:18:54,059
and we zoom in to a woman at the window

3146
02:18:54,080 --> 02:18:59,940
in the house and that then transitions into a photograph hanging on the wall of this house

3147
02:19:00,120 --> 02:19:06,400
with a woman looking out and bob the weird kid we've discussed is staring in a trance at this

3148
02:19:06,700 --> 02:19:11,160
picture on the wall with his little too close together blue eyes yep and his mum comes in she's

3149
02:19:11,240 --> 02:19:16,320
like bob bob what are you doing you know we're moving come on you haven't put any of your toys

3150
02:19:16,420 --> 02:19:24,519
in the boxes yet and he's not answering her and he goes and he says mommy mommy she's talking to me

3151
02:19:24,570 --> 02:19:30,320
the girl in the in the picture and his mom's like what girl and he's like the girl she's telling me

3152
02:19:30,620 --> 02:19:35,740
don't go in the house why would she say that to me mom goes over to the painting the picture

3153
02:19:36,440 --> 02:19:42,420
there's no girl we saw it just now but she's gone again so this girl for no reason and i don't think

3154
02:19:42,360 --> 02:19:47,940
it's really ever explained telepathically reaches out to little bob through a paint through a picture

3155
02:19:48,019 --> 02:19:52,000
on the wall to tell him never to come to the house the house that his mom and dad are moving to

3156
02:19:53,240 --> 02:19:59,040
for an extended period of time while dad does research so it's not going to end well bob's

3157
02:19:59,240 --> 02:20:04,560
already freaking out about it but they pack up they get everything ready and they uh they start

3158
02:20:04,620 --> 02:20:05,940
to get ready to move there.

3159
02:20:06,220 --> 02:20:08,360
Now, cut back to the house

3160
02:20:09,020 --> 02:20:10,300
and we meet May.

3161
02:20:11,520 --> 02:20:12,820
It was a spooky little girl.

3162
02:20:13,920 --> 02:20:14,940
She's the one from the window

3163
02:20:15,090 --> 02:20:17,120
and she's got a giant doll,

3164
02:20:17,700 --> 02:20:18,900
a huge dolly, isn't she?

3165
02:20:22,039 --> 02:20:23,820
And this film is harder

3166
02:20:23,830 --> 02:20:24,980
to keep track of in that

3167
02:20:25,640 --> 02:20:27,800
even though City of the Living Dead

3168
02:20:28,000 --> 02:20:28,720
cut backwards and forwards

3169
02:20:28,750 --> 02:20:29,480
and backwards and forwards,

3170
02:20:29,580 --> 02:20:31,700
this film does it almost rapid fire,

3171
02:20:32,100 --> 02:20:32,280
doesn't it?

3172
02:20:32,340 --> 02:20:33,600
It's hard to keep up with sometimes.

3173
02:20:35,100 --> 02:20:36,360
so we might skip some of those

3174
02:20:37,320 --> 02:20:38,780
moments where we're cutting backwards and forwards

3175
02:20:39,420 --> 02:20:40,940
just for the sake of our poor listeners

3176
02:20:41,760 --> 02:20:41,900
sanity

3177
02:20:44,300 --> 02:20:44,960
go on

3178
02:20:45,640 --> 02:20:45,940
we've got

3179
02:20:46,440 --> 02:20:48,280
is it Dr Norbo

3180
02:20:48,280 --> 02:20:49,740
is that the dad or the guy

3181
02:20:50,460 --> 02:20:51,940
yeah that's the dad Dr Norbo

3182
02:20:52,120 --> 02:20:54,500
he's walking along with the director here

3183
02:20:54,780 --> 02:20:55,540
which I thought she

3184
02:20:56,319 --> 02:20:58,320
yes and they're discussing a project

3185
02:20:59,440 --> 02:21:00,460
and he says to him

3186
02:21:01,020 --> 02:21:02,439
so you're going to go away and

3187
02:21:02,460 --> 02:21:07,900
pick up the research of this project that your dead friend you know was working on he said yes

3188
02:21:09,060 --> 02:21:15,880
dr almost says it's so ironic that my friend was working on a research about suicide and ended up

3189
02:21:16,660 --> 02:21:21,880
murdering his wife and killing himself but he's not my friend anymore you know after brutally

3190
02:21:22,600 --> 02:21:26,000
murdering his wife like that i could never have gone to the funeral i don't want to don't even

3191
02:21:26,010 --> 02:21:30,560
want to be associated with him but yes of course i'll go and pick up all of his research of course

3192
02:21:30,520 --> 02:21:31,360
I was like, well, that's what I'll do.

3193
02:21:32,500 --> 02:21:33,580
So we're setting the tone here.

3194
02:21:33,950 --> 02:21:36,440
I love it when someone goes off somewhere to research something.

3195
02:21:36,660 --> 02:21:37,200
It's always cool.

3196
02:21:37,560 --> 02:21:38,960
I love it when a plane comes together.

3197
02:21:39,640 --> 02:21:40,840
I do love it when a plane comes together.

3198
02:21:41,580 --> 02:21:42,740
And I love to love you.

3199
02:21:44,260 --> 02:21:44,560
All right.

3200
02:21:45,400 --> 02:21:47,060
I couldn't think of anything else to fit in there.

3201
02:21:47,840 --> 02:21:48,000
Weird.

3202
02:21:49,720 --> 02:21:53,420
We meet Dr. Norman's wife, who is Bob's mum.

3203
02:21:53,660 --> 02:21:55,060
We've already met her, and obviously Bob.

3204
02:21:55,160 --> 02:21:56,060
They're all moving.

3205
02:21:56,770 --> 02:21:57,120
Little Bobby.

3206
02:21:58,340 --> 02:21:59,240
Yeah, his name's Bob.

3207
02:21:59,460 --> 02:22:02,260
But Bob is like a 40, 50, 60-year-old man's name.

3208
02:22:02,330 --> 02:22:03,440
It's not a child's name.

3209
02:22:03,550 --> 02:22:05,620
I know, because when they're a kid, they're just saying,

3210
02:22:05,700 --> 02:22:07,240
Robert, Robert, come here, Robert.

3211
02:22:07,680 --> 02:22:07,960
Wouldn't you?

3212
02:22:09,020 --> 02:22:09,520
Or Bobby.

3213
02:22:10,120 --> 02:22:10,240
Bobby.

3214
02:22:11,020 --> 02:22:11,280
Bobby.

3215
02:22:11,880 --> 02:22:12,680
You know, Bob.

3216
02:22:13,220 --> 02:22:13,400
Bob.

3217
02:22:13,540 --> 02:22:15,060
I've got a cousin called Bobby.

3218
02:22:15,840 --> 02:22:16,420
That's fine.

3219
02:22:16,500 --> 02:22:17,440
It's like calling a dog Dave.

3220
02:22:18,720 --> 02:22:19,500
Dave, come here, Dave.

3221
02:22:20,999 --> 02:22:24,240
My friend's sister had a dog called Dave.

3222
02:22:24,960 --> 02:22:26,440
He's like, Dave, come here, Dave.

3223
02:22:27,020 --> 02:22:27,360
Dave.

3224
02:22:28,080 --> 02:22:28,320
Dave.

3225
02:22:28,900 --> 02:22:30,360
Dave, stop sniffing that groin.

3226
02:22:30,760 --> 02:22:31,160
Get over here.

3227
02:22:31,940 --> 02:22:32,560
Yeah, but even worse,

3228
02:22:32,720 --> 02:22:33,960
like calling a dog like Graham.

3229
02:22:35,580 --> 02:22:35,880
Graham.

3230
02:22:36,140 --> 02:22:36,340
Graham.

3231
02:22:37,460 --> 02:22:38,100
Graham and Dave.

3232
02:22:38,100 --> 02:22:40,120
That's such a human name.

3233
02:22:40,380 --> 02:22:40,920
Graham and Dave,

3234
02:22:41,120 --> 02:22:41,880
get over here now.

3235
02:22:44,540 --> 02:22:46,620
But then I've got a daughter called Edith

3236
02:22:46,740 --> 02:22:47,600
and a lot of people,

3237
02:22:48,120 --> 02:22:48,980
strangers have commented,

3238
02:22:49,680 --> 02:22:51,840
why have you given her an old lady's name?

3239
02:22:52,200 --> 02:22:52,700
It doesn't matter.

3240
02:22:53,440 --> 02:22:54,900
But I think it kind of suits Edith anyway.

3241
02:22:55,260 --> 02:22:57,340
So she's an old lady.

3242
02:22:57,600 --> 02:23:00,060
Or she might end up changing her name like one of mine did.

3243
02:23:01,020 --> 02:23:01,820
She won't change her name.

3244
02:23:02,480 --> 02:23:03,700
Ask Jasmine, it's no longer.

3245
02:23:04,820 --> 02:23:05,460
I'll just own her.

3246
02:23:08,399 --> 02:23:10,800
So, yes, they're all moving.

3247
02:23:11,120 --> 02:23:13,920
Bob, his dad, Dr Norman and his mum.

3248
02:23:15,520 --> 02:23:16,840
They're all moving to this house.

3249
02:23:17,540 --> 02:23:19,860
We don't know how long for to pick up the research.

3250
02:23:20,220 --> 02:23:22,880
And the house that they're moving to is, of course, the house by the cemetery.

3251
02:23:24,080 --> 02:23:25,620
So it's all kicking off.

3252
02:23:25,780 --> 02:23:28,440
Now, we cut back to Boston, I think,

3253
02:23:29,460 --> 02:23:31,100
and May, the little girl that we saw earlier,

3254
02:23:31,200 --> 02:23:34,320
she's staring in the window of a shop with some mannequins.

3255
02:23:35,240 --> 02:23:38,040
And one of the mannequins has got a very realistic face.

3256
02:23:39,240 --> 02:23:42,820
We later will meet Anne, the babysitter, who has the same face.

3257
02:23:43,700 --> 02:23:46,380
But she sees the mannequin suddenly get beheaded,

3258
02:23:47,280 --> 02:23:49,340
and all of this gore comes out of its neck.

3259
02:23:50,000 --> 02:23:51,380
It's a very strange shot.

3260
02:23:53,280 --> 02:23:54,780
It's just a set up.

3261
02:23:54,960 --> 02:23:56,300
I don't even know what it's to set up.

3262
02:23:56,520 --> 02:23:57,420
It's to set something up.

3263
02:23:57,940 --> 02:23:59,820
Obviously, she's going to be beheaded later on in the film.

3264
02:24:00,900 --> 02:24:02,120
But who is this Anne girl?

3265
02:24:02,660 --> 02:24:03,120
Not Anne.

3266
02:24:03,170 --> 02:24:04,560
Who is this May girl?

3267
02:24:05,160 --> 02:24:05,800
What is she?

3268
02:24:06,220 --> 02:24:07,440
This is my only problem with this film.

3269
02:24:07,490 --> 02:24:11,280
We don't really know much about her powers.

3270
02:24:12,040 --> 02:24:12,120
No.

3271
02:24:12,220 --> 02:24:13,040
Her psychic link.

3272
02:24:14,600 --> 02:24:14,700
No.

3273
02:24:14,800 --> 02:24:15,120
Her visions.

3274
02:24:15,720 --> 02:24:18,220
At least in the other film, it was just like it was a seance.

3275
02:24:18,900 --> 02:24:19,340
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

3276
02:24:19,400 --> 02:24:20,120
It's really simple.

3277
02:24:21,560 --> 02:24:23,480
Yeah, this was a bit like...

3278
02:24:24,240 --> 02:24:29,480
there's a bit more mental work going on here so mum and dad say to bob right we're going to leave

3279
02:24:29,480 --> 02:24:33,680
you in the car on your own we're going to go into the estate agency and pick up the keys for the

3280
02:24:35,000 --> 02:24:40,240
house uh so they get there and they say oh welcome to new to to new whitney uh you hope you enjoy

3281
02:24:40,340 --> 02:24:46,360
your stay here you've been here before and dr norman says nope i've i've never been here before

3282
02:24:47,000 --> 02:24:51,200
and this isn't the first time this will happen to a few people in the town oh you've been here before

3283
02:24:51,220 --> 02:24:52,860
I'm sure you came to visit here before.

3284
02:24:53,640 --> 02:24:54,780
And he's like, I've never been here before.

3285
02:24:54,930 --> 02:24:57,700
So there's a bit of a good little spooky vibe going on here.

3286
02:24:59,220 --> 02:25:01,260
Bob's sat in the car playing with his little red car,

3287
02:25:02,120 --> 02:25:03,080
making his little noises,

3288
02:25:03,310 --> 02:25:06,040
and he looks out the window and he hears a voice.

3289
02:25:07,600 --> 02:25:10,280
Now, there's two changes before I was like,

3290
02:25:10,530 --> 02:25:12,560
right, it's either A, it's his imagination,

3291
02:25:13,140 --> 02:25:16,180
which is going to explain how he can hear a voice

3292
02:25:16,440 --> 02:25:18,560
all the way over the road with the window shut in the car,

3293
02:25:18,980 --> 02:25:20,340
or B, it's a ghost.

3294
02:25:20,980 --> 02:25:25,240
And pushing her conversation into his mind.

3295
02:25:26,320 --> 02:25:28,180
Or she's like a psychic,

3296
02:25:28,340 --> 02:25:30,520
like she's like Eleven from Stranger Things, maybe.

3297
02:25:30,860 --> 02:25:31,760
Ah, good choice.

3298
02:25:32,160 --> 02:25:32,280
Yeah.

3299
02:25:33,620 --> 02:25:35,220
You know, she could be like Carrie or something.

3300
02:25:35,980 --> 02:25:37,060
Either way, we're not really,

3301
02:25:37,400 --> 02:25:38,420
it's not fully explained.

3302
02:25:38,600 --> 02:25:39,980
I'm sure if you really delved into it,

3303
02:25:39,980 --> 02:25:40,740
you would find it.

3304
02:25:40,880 --> 02:25:41,780
I'm assuming it doesn't matter.

3305
02:25:42,260 --> 02:25:43,200
I'm assuming, again.

3306
02:25:43,400 --> 02:25:45,060
Yeah, I think you're probably right.

3307
02:25:45,200 --> 02:25:46,860
The priest was a ghost last time.

3308
02:25:47,340 --> 02:25:49,500
So is this our priest, essentially?

3309
02:25:49,620 --> 02:25:50,540
Is this our priest ghost?

3310
02:25:50,920 --> 02:25:51,400
Well, no, it's not.

3311
02:25:51,480 --> 02:25:52,560
It's not the antagonist, is it?

3312
02:25:52,680 --> 02:25:53,160
So I guess not.

3313
02:25:53,840 --> 02:25:55,800
She says, Bob, I've been expecting you.

3314
02:25:56,580 --> 02:25:57,920
And he says, oh, hello, hello.

3315
02:25:58,440 --> 02:26:00,360
And she says, I told you not to come here.

3316
02:26:00,800 --> 02:26:02,120
Bad things are going to happen now.

3317
02:26:02,820 --> 02:26:04,020
He's like, oh, shit.

3318
02:26:04,500 --> 02:26:07,360
At the end, spoiler, we're going to get to the end of this film anyway,

3319
02:26:07,620 --> 02:26:08,240
but we're going to spoil it.

3320
02:26:08,920 --> 02:26:10,560
There's a bit where right at the end of the last bits

3321
02:26:10,660 --> 02:26:12,280
is where he's walking off of her.

3322
02:26:13,280 --> 02:26:14,420
And a woman taken away.

3323
02:26:14,720 --> 02:26:15,100
Yeah, I guess.

3324
02:26:15,260 --> 02:26:16,360
So he's like a ghost as well.

3325
02:26:16,460 --> 02:26:19,900
So that, I would say, is she is definitely a ghost.

3326
02:26:21,380 --> 02:26:21,480
yeah

3327
02:26:22,760 --> 02:26:24,160
okay thank you for that because

3328
02:26:24,880 --> 02:26:27,040
sometimes you need somebody else to sort of help you to understand

3329
02:26:27,200 --> 02:26:28,460
I have seen this film a couple of times

3330
02:26:28,620 --> 02:26:30,280
I always need someone to help me

3331
02:26:30,620 --> 02:26:32,520
that's why I have to watch some of these movies with Sarah

3332
02:26:32,760 --> 02:26:34,980
Sarah what's going on I have to review this film

3333
02:26:35,939 --> 02:26:37,200
by the way I've totally forgot

3334
02:26:37,220 --> 02:26:39,440
to mention just going back to City of the Living Dead

3335
02:26:39,440 --> 02:26:40,580
the first time I ever saw it

3336
02:26:41,520 --> 02:26:41,620
yep

3337
02:26:42,320 --> 02:26:43,120
was at your house

3338
02:26:43,680 --> 02:26:45,480
I actually got rid of my copy research

3339
02:26:45,480 --> 02:26:46,320
I don't know why actually

3340
02:26:46,740 --> 02:26:47,620
you weren't there

3341
02:26:47,640 --> 02:26:53,040
you weren't there your children weren't there oh okay your wife was there and she said i've got

3342
02:26:53,050 --> 02:26:59,440
to go and run some errands and i said great i'm gonna grab one of gab's films she said yeah yeah

3343
02:26:59,660 --> 02:27:04,080
go for it and you'd already said to me just help yourself to so i grabbed that film because i'd

3344
02:27:04,160 --> 02:27:13,900
never seen it and i think your wife came back your your ex-wife now came back during the maggot storm

3345
02:27:13,920 --> 02:27:15,740
scene if I remember rightly. Oh really?

3346
02:27:15,810 --> 02:27:17,720
She was like, what the fuck are you watching?

3347
02:27:17,770 --> 02:27:18,960
I was like, this is brilliant.

3348
02:27:21,000 --> 02:27:21,880
That was like my first

3349
02:27:22,180 --> 02:27:23,940
watch of it. So I just wanted to mention that.

3350
02:27:23,970 --> 02:27:24,660
I forgot to do it.

3351
02:27:26,439 --> 02:27:27,280
Okay, so.

3352
02:27:27,620 --> 02:27:29,760
I've got a little tiddly spider.

3353
02:27:31,360 --> 02:27:31,840
Took a picture.

3354
02:27:33,120 --> 02:27:34,260
Crawling right in front of me.

3355
02:27:34,500 --> 02:27:36,760
I'm just watching him do it.

3356
02:27:37,100 --> 02:27:37,720
Off you go, buddy.

3357
02:27:37,960 --> 02:27:40,380
He's a little tiddly thing. Sorry, he's put me off.

3358
02:27:40,980 --> 02:27:42,000
Sorry, Lucia Fulci?

3359
02:27:42,380 --> 02:27:46,260
I think you'll appreciate it in a review of a spider on a web.

3360
02:27:47,140 --> 02:27:48,020
Cruel's past.

3361
02:27:49,160 --> 02:27:51,400
So mum and dad have got the keys, they come back out,

3362
02:27:51,530 --> 02:27:52,980
and Bob's not in the car anymore.

3363
02:27:53,619 --> 02:27:54,600
Bob? Bob?

3364
02:27:56,180 --> 02:27:56,820
Where could he be?

3365
02:27:57,460 --> 02:27:59,320
And then they find him, sat on the grass,

3366
02:27:59,500 --> 02:28:01,120
playing with this giant doll.

3367
02:28:01,290 --> 02:28:02,600
Oh, that's all right, he's there.

3368
02:28:04,039 --> 02:28:05,980
It's about the same size as him.

3369
02:28:07,120 --> 02:28:07,280
Yeah.

3370
02:28:07,720 --> 02:28:08,540
And he says, Mummy!

3371
02:28:09,330 --> 02:28:10,700
And I'll try my best impression.

3372
02:28:11,520 --> 02:28:15,000
Mommy, I saw the girl, the girl from the picture.

3373
02:28:16,640 --> 02:28:18,840
And she's like, oh, fucking not this again, Bob.

3374
02:28:19,600 --> 02:28:20,000
Bugsy.

3375
02:28:20,700 --> 02:28:22,380
Where'd you get this doll from, your nutbag?

3376
02:28:22,600 --> 02:28:24,960
Speaking very much, just a quick sidestep here.

3377
02:28:25,980 --> 02:28:28,580
Daisy and I discovered near the kid's house when I stayed there,

3378
02:28:28,660 --> 02:28:32,300
we found a car boot sale real close by, and it's all year round.

3379
02:28:32,420 --> 02:28:34,840
And today was, like, cold, proper, proper cold.

3380
02:28:35,280 --> 02:28:36,200
Like, my car was frozen.

3381
02:28:36,960 --> 02:28:38,900
And we went, I was like, it ain't ten minutes away,

3382
02:28:38,940 --> 02:28:39,740
let's go see if it's on.

3383
02:28:39,800 --> 02:28:41,200
And it was on in the car park.

3384
02:28:41,680 --> 02:28:47,580
And anyway, Daisy found a doll about a foot and a half.

3385
02:28:49,200 --> 02:28:50,320
And she wanted that and got that.

3386
02:28:50,320 --> 02:28:51,380
I was just wondering if it's haunted.

3387
02:28:53,320 --> 02:28:53,700
Yeah.

3388
02:28:54,940 --> 02:28:55,920
It's proper creepy looking.

3389
02:28:56,620 --> 02:29:02,640
We're getting, well, Santa is getting Edith one of these life-like baby dolls.

3390
02:29:03,240 --> 02:29:03,460
Right.

3391
02:29:04,200 --> 02:29:06,040
Because she played with one recently at a play cafe.

3392
02:29:06,840 --> 02:29:09,860
And I thought she was holding a real baby at one point.

3393
02:29:09,940 --> 02:29:13,680
and I was thinking, oh, fuck, he just got someone's baby out of the ramen.

3394
02:29:14,120 --> 02:29:16,740
Then I realised it was just one of these dolls that just looked so real.

3395
02:29:17,260 --> 02:29:21,800
So I'm going to be very uncomfortable about this arriving in the post any day now.

3396
02:29:22,760 --> 02:29:25,560
And obviously it's going to have to go up in the attic with all the other kids' toys.

3397
02:29:25,560 --> 02:29:26,520
We've come for you, Dan.

3398
02:29:27,240 --> 02:29:27,480
Honestly.

3399
02:29:27,780 --> 02:29:30,680
And then when she opens it on Christmas Day, she's going, oh, Daddy, look at my doll.

3400
02:29:30,780 --> 02:29:32,320
I'll be like, get it away from me.

3401
02:29:32,440 --> 02:29:32,920
Burn it.

3402
02:29:33,040 --> 02:29:33,660
I can't wait.

3403
02:29:33,680 --> 02:29:33,900
Burn it.

3404
02:29:34,540 --> 02:29:38,180
Daddy, why do you speak like that to Annie?

3405
02:29:39,279 --> 02:29:39,600
Rosie.

3406
02:29:39,960 --> 02:29:40,720
it'll be called Rosie

3407
02:29:41,020 --> 02:29:42,500
she calls all of her dolls

3408
02:29:42,720 --> 02:29:43,480
and Teddy's Rosie

3409
02:29:44,200 --> 02:29:45,140
so it'll be Rosie

3410
02:29:45,340 --> 02:29:45,920
Rosie 1

3411
02:29:46,120 --> 02:29:46,560
Rosie 2

3412
02:29:46,720 --> 02:29:47,200
Rosie 3

3413
02:29:47,699 --> 02:29:48,720
they're just all Rosie

3414
02:29:49,579 --> 02:29:50,300
Rosie 7

3415
02:29:50,560 --> 02:29:51,320
says Rosie 4

3416
02:29:51,520 --> 02:29:52,020
hurt her

3417
02:29:52,960 --> 02:29:53,320
what?

3418
02:29:53,920 --> 02:29:54,880
if I wake up in the night

3419
02:29:54,940 --> 02:29:55,660
and that Rosie doll

3420
02:29:55,690 --> 02:29:56,520
is sat at the end of the bed

3421
02:29:56,740 --> 02:29:57,140
staring at me

3422
02:29:57,240 --> 02:29:58,040
I'm just gonna be like

3423
02:29:58,840 --> 02:29:59,200
I'm

3424
02:29:59,880 --> 02:30:01,240
if I remember working in Bristol

3425
02:30:01,380 --> 02:30:02,300
and I do work in Bristol

3426
02:30:02,600 --> 02:30:03,660
like the other day

3427
02:30:03,660 --> 02:30:04,360
I worked in Bristol

3428
02:30:04,440 --> 02:30:04,700
I was like

3429
02:30:04,730 --> 02:30:05,420
hi dad how you doing

3430
02:30:05,530 --> 02:30:06,420
and I had to just go to work

3431
02:30:06,470 --> 02:30:07,180
and get that was it

3432
02:30:07,180 --> 02:30:07,800
and I wasn't even drunk

3433
02:30:07,860 --> 02:30:08,680
I couldn't even come visit you

3434
02:30:09,319 --> 02:30:09,680
anyway

3435
02:30:09,700 --> 02:30:10,620
I was at a farm anyway.

3436
02:30:12,740 --> 02:30:15,900
Yeah, I might have to just one time just break into your house.

3437
02:30:16,420 --> 02:30:18,360
Just to do that, then break out again.

3438
02:30:19,520 --> 02:30:19,820
Love it.

3439
02:30:20,380 --> 02:30:20,580
Yeah.

3440
02:30:21,320 --> 02:30:22,500
I won't think you're a doll, though.

3441
02:30:22,600 --> 02:30:23,480
You're a bit bigger than a doll.

3442
02:30:23,680 --> 02:30:24,500
I'm not going to...

3443
02:30:24,560 --> 02:30:26,280
I'll put the doll in at the end of your bed.

3444
02:30:26,400 --> 02:30:27,800
I'm not going to pretend to be a doll.

3445
02:30:28,820 --> 02:30:29,360
That's weird.

3446
02:30:30,440 --> 02:30:30,680
Anyway.

3447
02:30:31,140 --> 02:30:33,660
You'll be like, why are you on the side of my bed, Gav?

3448
02:30:34,680 --> 02:30:35,200
I'm a doll.

3449
02:30:35,240 --> 02:30:35,580
I'm a doll.

3450
02:30:36,020 --> 02:30:36,800
I'm a little doll.

3451
02:30:37,760 --> 02:30:39,540
I'll be like, yes, all my dreams have come true.

3452
02:30:40,520 --> 02:30:41,480
Gab's a little doll

3453
02:30:42,730 --> 02:30:42,820
um

3454
02:30:43,310 --> 02:30:44,200
that was a weird dream

3455
02:30:44,790 --> 02:30:45,780
they just go to the house

3456
02:30:46,080 --> 02:30:46,440
with Bob

3457
02:30:46,980 --> 02:30:47,660
they don't tell him off

3458
02:30:47,730 --> 02:30:48,540
we're going running out

3459
02:30:48,570 --> 02:30:48,960
on his own

3460
02:30:49,100 --> 02:30:50,020
and they let him bring

3461
02:30:50,140 --> 02:30:50,960
this big doll with them

3462
02:30:51,840 --> 02:30:52,800
they arrive at the house

3463
02:30:53,540 --> 02:30:54,680
and the wife says

3464
02:30:55,480 --> 02:30:55,640
hmm

3465
02:30:56,020 --> 02:30:56,740
she's getting a bit

3466
02:30:56,820 --> 02:30:57,500
a bit of a weird sense

3467
02:30:57,530 --> 02:30:57,780
she says

3468
02:30:58,399 --> 02:30:59,480
this is the house

3469
02:30:59,740 --> 02:31:00,360
from that photo

3470
02:31:00,470 --> 02:31:01,420
on your wall in New York

3471
02:31:01,720 --> 02:31:01,980
isn't it

3472
02:31:03,540 --> 02:31:04,340
and he says

3473
02:31:04,480 --> 02:31:04,760
oh

3474
02:31:05,040 --> 02:31:05,840
it could be

3475
02:31:05,980 --> 02:31:07,200
these houses all look the same

3476
02:31:07,460 --> 02:31:08,180
don't be silly

3477
02:31:08,520 --> 02:31:08,980
and she's like

3478
02:31:09,100 --> 02:31:09,560
okay

3479
02:31:09,580 --> 02:31:12,960
So his wife's picking up on the weird supernatural darkness

3480
02:31:13,480 --> 02:31:14,320
of this house already.

3481
02:31:14,660 --> 02:31:16,380
Obviously, Bob's already tuned into it.

3482
02:31:17,180 --> 02:31:18,340
And he says, let's just unpack.

3483
02:31:19,700 --> 02:31:25,240
And he also notices that the cellar door has been nailed shut.

3484
02:31:25,540 --> 02:31:25,720
Yep.

3485
02:31:26,740 --> 02:31:29,000
So that's another little spooky thing there as well.

3486
02:31:29,400 --> 02:31:31,240
A bit like the glory hole in Ghostwatch.

3487
02:31:33,020 --> 02:31:34,360
Shout out to Michael Parkinson.

3488
02:31:34,840 --> 02:31:35,820
Shout out to the glory hole.

3489
02:31:36,740 --> 02:31:38,500
Shout out to, what was he called?

3490
02:31:38,820 --> 02:31:39,660
Pipes in the glory.

3491
02:31:39,940 --> 02:31:40,500
Yeah, pipes in the glory.

3492
02:31:40,560 --> 02:31:42,820
The ghosty glory hole.

3493
02:31:43,600 --> 02:31:44,840
Get your pipes out my glory hole.

3494
02:31:45,160 --> 02:31:46,240
Write that title down.

3495
02:31:46,410 --> 02:31:47,540
The ghosty glory hole.

3496
02:31:49,000 --> 02:31:49,640
Sounds like a pub.

3497
02:31:49,680 --> 02:31:51,200
It's Dan Aykroyd in Ghostbusters.

3498
02:31:51,220 --> 02:31:51,880
Sounds like a pub.

3499
02:31:52,100 --> 02:31:53,240
Getting sucked off by a ghost.

3500
02:31:53,780 --> 02:31:56,120
I'm going down the ghosty glory hole for a pint.

3501
02:31:58,600 --> 02:31:59,780
Dan Aykroyd's behind the bar.

3502
02:32:00,320 --> 02:32:01,400
They've got some creamy beer.

3503
02:32:01,980 --> 02:32:03,420
He only serves his skull vodka.

3504
02:32:03,760 --> 02:32:04,360
That's all he serves.

3505
02:32:06,820 --> 02:32:08,620
So, Bob plays with his car.

3506
02:32:09,000 --> 02:32:14,020
lucy the wife is still feeling more and more uneasy and norman is just there for his research

3507
02:32:14,620 --> 02:32:19,020
and he's actually quite not a nice guy actually because he says to his wife

3508
02:32:20,100 --> 02:32:25,820
just take your goddamn pills if you're not feeling happy about this take your pills proper 1981

3509
02:32:26,400 --> 02:32:31,500
husband just like in the last film as soon as the son showed any signs of trauma get him some pills

3510
02:32:32,120 --> 02:32:37,359
and the same here he's like you need to keep taking your pills lucy she's like oh those things give

3511
02:32:37,380 --> 02:32:43,100
me hallucinations i don't want to take them then they hear a noise that sounds like crying and

3512
02:32:43,300 --> 02:32:47,440
setting that up with the hallucinations and the pills um is kind of just setting it up for us for

3513
02:32:47,680 --> 02:32:55,360
uh the doc the guy to basically be like you know i think you've got issues more pills more pills

3514
02:32:55,440 --> 02:33:01,500
more pills will stop this so he he's already has a sense of not believing her if she says she sees

3515
02:33:01,660 --> 02:33:06,280
stuff yeah because he's a scientist he's a psychiatrist or a psychologist or whatever he is

3516
02:33:06,480 --> 02:33:10,580
He does research and he sees black and white. He doesn't believe in the sort of supernatural

3517
02:33:11,120 --> 02:33:12,520
or any that kind of stuff so

3518
02:33:13,340 --> 02:33:16,460
And especially as he feels like she has some whatever issue

3519
02:33:17,220 --> 02:33:21,760
Pills not gonna help she's not taking enough. That's what he thinks the answer is the problem is

3520
02:33:22,560 --> 02:33:26,500
So he walks out the room and all of a sudden this woman just appears in the kitchen and

3521
02:33:27,660 --> 02:33:34,580
Just stares right into Lucy's soul and also into the camera and this is and the creepy babysitter

3522
02:33:34,720 --> 02:33:39,700
it's the babysitter it's like wow you're so creepy why why what's going on with you you know

3523
02:33:39,960 --> 02:33:45,660
she's kind of hot though as well yeah now she's obviously we now the audience think oh my god

3524
02:33:45,880 --> 02:33:50,520
you're the mannequin that that we saw in a vision get beheaded how strange that you look just like

3525
02:33:50,520 --> 02:33:59,021
that mannequin they set across that she's evil as shit yeah night time comes and lucy is asleep

3526
02:33:59,240 --> 02:34:05,280
norman's doing his research he hears more noise and again we we keep hearing what sounds like a baby

3527
02:34:07,179 --> 02:34:12,960
crying but a bit like a bit distorted it's just a very creepy sound so he investigates he goes

3528
02:34:13,120 --> 02:34:18,240
around looking because he thinks is that bob is that my little shit of a son crying and he goes

3529
02:34:18,340 --> 02:34:25,142
no no bob's asleep it's not him then he hears some creaking floorboards and some sounds and

3530
02:34:25,160 --> 02:34:27,300
he goes down into the kitchen and he finds

3531
02:34:27,620 --> 02:34:29,580
Anne, the creepy babysitter

3532
02:34:29,840 --> 02:34:31,500
trying to break into the cellar

3533
02:34:33,240 --> 02:34:34,800
now this has never really addressed

3534
02:34:35,380 --> 02:34:36,480
what was happening here

3535
02:34:36,500 --> 02:34:38,260
I thought I'd miss something, I was about to say

3536
02:34:38,340 --> 02:34:40,440
I wanted to say to you, it cuts

3537
02:34:40,580 --> 02:34:42,240
what happens, I was like question mark Dan

3538
02:34:42,420 --> 02:34:44,320
what happens, I thought I missed something

3539
02:34:45,240 --> 02:34:46,160
he doesn't say anything

3540
02:34:46,660 --> 02:34:47,540
it just cuts

3541
02:34:48,540 --> 02:34:50,520
he's never said to his wife, I caught Anne

3542
02:34:50,630 --> 02:34:52,500
trying to break into the basement

3543
02:34:52,570 --> 02:34:54,502
because later on she's freaked out about going

3544
02:34:54,520 --> 02:34:59,400
into the basement but why is she here is she drawn to it we if that's the case we need to have shots

3545
02:34:59,450 --> 02:35:03,680
of inside the cellar and something glowing or something to indicate that do you know what i mean

3546
02:35:03,860 --> 02:35:12,500
why why why is she doing this yeah it's weird little plot hole there maybe um next day they

3547
02:35:12,500 --> 02:35:19,902
all go to the village and norman um goes to meet some someone who has some information on his friend

3548
02:35:19,940 --> 02:35:25,260
who killed himself whose research he's picking up and he says to him yes you visited him last year

3549
02:35:25,400 --> 02:35:30,760
didn't you with your son with your daughter and norman says no i i have a son and no i didn't

3550
02:35:30,860 --> 02:35:35,040
visit him last year and he said no no i'm sure it was you and he says i've never been here before

3551
02:35:35,140 --> 02:35:38,440
and he's thinking why does everyone think i've been to this village before this is very strange

3552
02:35:39,300 --> 02:35:43,723
and again this is never really picked up it just more adds to the the weirdness of

3553
02:35:44,460 --> 02:35:45,880
and the paranoia, I guess,

3554
02:35:46,720 --> 02:35:47,360
of what's going on.

3555
02:35:48,920 --> 02:35:50,020
So he goes into

3556
02:35:51,040 --> 02:35:51,860
the sort of library

3557
02:35:51,920 --> 02:35:53,500
in the office of the little village

3558
02:35:54,100 --> 02:35:55,480
and this is where he meets

3559
02:35:56,140 --> 02:35:57,860
Daniel the Dweeb, as I've called him.

3560
02:35:57,980 --> 02:35:58,680
Daniel the Dweeb?

3561
02:35:58,820 --> 02:35:59,620
Danny the Dweeb?

3562
02:36:00,500 --> 02:36:02,280
He is Danny the Dweeb?

3563
02:36:03,040 --> 02:36:05,580
He is the fucking biggest dweeb

3564
02:36:05,700 --> 02:36:06,220
of them all.

3565
02:36:06,900 --> 02:36:07,700
And he's like,

3566
02:36:08,280 --> 02:36:09,060
oh yes, hello.

3567
02:36:10,079 --> 02:36:12,482
Dr. Peterson's notes

3568
02:36:12,500 --> 02:36:17,760
some research and books are all here at your disposal and the other guy says oh if you need

3569
02:36:17,900 --> 02:36:22,280
anything daniel can help he knows where all the books are he knows where all the papers are and

3570
02:36:22,320 --> 02:36:26,160
all the files he's got everything and daniel's like i'm at your disposal anytime you need

3571
02:36:27,220 --> 02:36:34,500
he's just such a fucking dweeb but bob's worse don't get me wrong but daniel is a dweeb so daniel

3572
02:36:34,500 --> 02:36:39,224
the dweeb so he shows him where everything is and then he turns to him and says by the way

3573
02:36:40,320 --> 02:36:45,140
do you know that he hung himself from right there on that railing and it's like this is your friend

3574
02:36:45,600 --> 02:36:49,960
why are you telling me that he hung himself from that railing right next to my head thanks daniel

3575
02:36:49,990 --> 02:36:55,080
the dweeb but he's a bit of a he's a bit gets off on it a little bit i think doesn't he yeah

3576
02:36:56,340 --> 02:37:02,760
so there we go so bob is cut to bob bob is exploring the woods and the forests around the

3577
02:37:02,980 --> 02:37:07,903
house the new house that will be living for a while and he finds a tombstone that reads

3578
02:37:08,460 --> 02:37:18,240
mary freudstein on it frankenstein frankenstein uh mary freudstein and may shows up

3579
02:37:19,520 --> 02:37:23,080
the little girl and he's not freaked out oh my little ghostly friends here great

3580
02:37:23,820 --> 02:37:27,920
and she says uh bob you know that she's not actually buried there right

3581
02:37:28,880 --> 02:37:33,084
and he's like what do you mean she's like she's not she's not in her grave she's not buried there

3582
02:37:33,960 --> 02:37:35,930
Which kind of ties into the ending, really,

3583
02:37:36,080 --> 02:37:37,560
because is she a ghost? Is she a mortal?

3584
02:37:37,830 --> 02:37:38,640
I don't really know.

3585
02:37:39,430 --> 02:37:39,930
It doesn't matter.

3586
02:37:40,610 --> 02:37:41,720
It's a Fulcher movie.

3587
02:37:43,000 --> 02:37:44,900
Norman is reading up on Freudstein, though,

3588
02:37:44,900 --> 02:37:48,820
and he's finding out some disturbing things about experiments that he,

3589
02:37:49,399 --> 02:37:51,240
illegal experiments that he went on.

3590
02:37:51,640 --> 02:37:52,890
It basically veered off track.

3591
02:37:53,030 --> 02:37:54,620
He was supposed to be studying suicide,

3592
02:37:55,480 --> 02:37:58,080
and he ended up reading more and more about Dr. Freudstein,

3593
02:37:59,040 --> 02:38:01,310
which now Norman is now reading about.

3594
02:38:01,520 --> 02:38:04,020
And House of Thousand Corpses is Dr. Wolfenstein.

3595
02:38:06,000 --> 02:38:06,440
Wolfenstein.

3596
02:38:07,020 --> 02:38:09,540
Wolfenstein was the name of the video game.

3597
02:38:10,480 --> 02:38:12,810
Do you remember that video game where you went around shooting Nazis?

3598
02:38:13,380 --> 02:38:13,880
It's like Doom.

3599
02:38:14,240 --> 02:38:16,500
I got it one of them the other day,

3600
02:38:16,680 --> 02:38:18,200
because I just finished a big Nazi podcast,

3601
02:38:18,700 --> 02:38:19,540
and it talks about it.

3602
02:38:20,720 --> 02:38:21,480
Yeah, Wolfenstein.

3603
02:38:22,100 --> 02:38:23,380
Wolfenstein 3D, I think it was called.

3604
02:38:26,639 --> 02:38:30,620
So, Lucy, very casually, in her hallway,

3605
02:38:31,480 --> 02:38:37,020
thinks oh i'm just going to pick up this rug and then she discovers that there's a great big

3606
02:38:37,300 --> 02:38:44,400
fucking tombstone embedded in the floor of her hallway with weird symbols all over it that also

3607
02:38:44,660 --> 02:38:50,060
says freudstein on it and uh while she's sort of looking at this and freaking out about it she

3608
02:38:50,280 --> 02:38:56,983
hears the noises the doors start rattling she's just moaning she screams she screams

3609
02:38:58,140 --> 02:38:58,940
Norman gets home

3610
02:38:59,280 --> 02:39:00,240
a bit later on now

3611
02:39:00,890 --> 02:39:02,560
what is this then

3612
02:39:02,590 --> 02:39:03,400
is this like a

3613
02:39:04,570 --> 02:39:06,060
a polkaist type scenario

3614
02:39:07,640 --> 02:39:08,220
couldn't tell you

3615
02:39:09,040 --> 02:39:09,930
it must be like that

3616
02:39:10,260 --> 02:39:13,850
it feels like it's a ghost story

3617
02:39:15,970 --> 02:39:17,360
yeah are they the ghosts of the people

3618
02:39:17,480 --> 02:39:18,850
that Dr Freudstein's killed

3619
02:39:19,240 --> 02:39:20,500
I don't know it's like paranormal activity

3620
02:39:20,650 --> 02:39:21,760
like a demon there you know

3621
02:39:21,930 --> 02:39:22,470
that sort of thing

3622
02:39:23,280 --> 02:39:25,544
because I get a bit of an evil dead vibe to this as well

3623
02:39:25,560 --> 02:39:25,840
in that.

3624
02:39:27,180 --> 02:39:28,240
But that's an evil

3625
02:39:29,030 --> 02:39:29,740
which has been summoned.

3626
02:39:31,600 --> 02:39:32,040
But I feel like

3627
02:39:32,100 --> 02:39:32,900
there's evil in the house

3628
02:39:33,180 --> 02:39:34,100
because of Dr. Fraudstein's

3629
02:39:34,260 --> 02:39:35,140
terrible experiments.

3630
02:39:35,410 --> 02:39:36,140
So he just,

3631
02:39:36,320 --> 02:39:37,540
his darkness just

3632
02:39:37,979 --> 02:39:39,260
has always been in the house

3633
02:39:39,400 --> 02:39:39,900
all the time.

3634
02:39:40,720 --> 02:39:41,440
Alistair Crowley,

3635
02:39:41,820 --> 02:39:42,360
that kind of thing,

3636
02:39:42,750 --> 02:39:42,980
you know.

3637
02:39:43,520 --> 02:39:44,560
And so they just moved

3638
02:39:44,750 --> 02:39:45,700
into that situation.

3639
02:39:46,479 --> 02:39:46,840
Amityville.

3640
02:39:47,260 --> 02:39:48,020
I feel like this is

3641
02:39:48,090 --> 02:39:48,840
trying to be Amityville.

3642
02:39:48,960 --> 02:39:50,160
That's exactly what it is.

3643
02:39:50,500 --> 02:39:52,100
I feel like Forgey thought

3644
02:39:52,200 --> 02:39:53,060
I'm going to make my own

3645
02:39:53,160 --> 02:39:54,020
version of Amityville.

3646
02:39:54,290 --> 02:39:54,380
Okay.

3647
02:39:54,580 --> 02:39:57,810
But I'm going to throw in a zombie Frankenstein bomb.

3648
02:39:57,810 --> 02:39:58,680
A crazy thing in the basement.

3649
02:39:59,050 --> 02:39:59,120
Yeah.

3650
02:40:00,160 --> 02:40:00,260
Yeah.

3651
02:40:00,860 --> 02:40:01,890
That's what this is, isn't it?

3652
02:40:01,940 --> 02:40:03,430
And have a basement as the root of all the evil.

3653
02:40:04,930 --> 02:40:05,600
That's what this is.

3654
02:40:05,660 --> 02:40:08,080
A family moving to a house which is completely fucked.

3655
02:40:08,600 --> 02:40:09,220
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

3656
02:40:09,760 --> 02:40:10,240
Solved it.

3657
02:40:11,980 --> 02:40:13,930
And the crazy thing in the basement,

3658
02:40:14,580 --> 02:40:16,220
the darkness of that soul or whatever,

3659
02:40:16,930 --> 02:40:18,970
is pushing out the evil to the house.

3660
02:40:20,720 --> 02:40:21,320
We've cracked it.

3661
02:40:23,020 --> 02:40:23,560
Even the ghosts.

3662
02:40:24,260 --> 02:40:27,060
So Norman gets home a bit later on and he cannot find Lucy.

3663
02:40:28,120 --> 02:40:28,900
And he does find her.

3664
02:40:28,980 --> 02:40:31,360
Eventually she's crying behind a chair in the living room.

3665
02:40:31,520 --> 02:40:32,940
And obviously he's going to be like,

3666
02:40:33,460 --> 02:40:35,100
she hasn't taken her pills, has she?

3667
02:40:35,280 --> 02:40:36,140
That's what he's going to be thinking.

3668
02:40:36,940 --> 02:40:40,500
Yeah, because later on she wakes up all happy and smiling.

3669
02:40:41,260 --> 02:40:42,980
And he gives her a cuddle.

3670
02:40:43,560 --> 02:40:45,540
And then he looks over with a little smile on his face.

3671
02:40:45,640 --> 02:40:46,860
And we see all the pills.

3672
02:40:47,280 --> 02:40:51,580
So either he's forcibly given her these or persuaded her to take her pills.

3673
02:40:52,560 --> 02:40:54,400
But either way, she's had her pills.

3674
02:40:55,480 --> 02:40:56,080
And he says to her...

3675
02:40:56,100 --> 02:40:57,020
That's what I'm saying.

3676
02:40:57,440 --> 02:40:59,320
That sounds so evil the way you did that.

3677
02:40:59,640 --> 02:41:02,120
Either way, she had her pills.

3678
02:41:03,700 --> 02:41:04,200
All right.

3679
02:41:05,240 --> 02:41:06,520
Either way, she took her pills.

3680
02:41:08,600 --> 02:41:10,440
Skip it to Bob and Bob, take your pills.

3681
02:41:10,520 --> 02:41:12,860
Yeah, it sounds so evil the way you did that.

3682
02:41:13,000 --> 02:41:14,020
And then what happened?

3683
02:41:14,440 --> 02:41:16,240
Either way, she took her pills.

3684
02:41:17,400 --> 02:41:20,260
Skip it to Bob and Bob, eat your chocolate pudding.

3685
02:41:20,400 --> 02:41:20,820
This is true.

3686
02:41:21,920 --> 02:41:23,310
then he says to her,

3687
02:41:23,480 --> 02:41:24,540
Lucy, I'm glad you're awake.

3688
02:41:25,680 --> 02:41:27,000
I've got something that might cheer you up.

3689
02:41:27,640 --> 02:41:29,080
Let's open the cellar door.

3690
02:41:29,820 --> 02:41:32,420
Let's see why they barricaded it up.

3691
02:41:33,310 --> 02:41:35,060
And she's like, oh, great idea, Norman.

3692
02:41:35,440 --> 02:41:35,860
Let's go.

3693
02:41:36,060 --> 02:41:36,820
So they go down there,

3694
02:41:37,740 --> 02:41:39,440
and they're trying to unlock it.

3695
02:41:39,560 --> 02:41:41,780
If you fuck it, well, no, you might not.

3696
02:41:42,420 --> 02:41:42,850
I would.

3697
02:41:43,080 --> 02:41:44,040
Me and Sarah would be fucking,

3698
02:41:44,310 --> 02:41:45,980
get that fucking hammer

3699
02:41:46,310 --> 02:41:48,000
and get those planks off of there.

3700
02:41:48,480 --> 02:41:49,980
But I'd be a bit behind you two.

3701
02:41:50,580 --> 02:41:52,010
I'll be there with a hammer and a torch.

3702
02:41:52,020 --> 02:41:53,220
I'd let you two go first.

3703
02:41:54,240 --> 02:41:55,200
I'd be standing at the back.

3704
02:41:55,250 --> 02:41:56,010
You know what I'm like?

3705
02:41:56,360 --> 02:41:57,440
I'd be fucking mad for it.

3706
02:41:58,390 --> 02:41:59,020
Get me down there.

3707
02:41:59,160 --> 02:42:01,680
So they're just about to unlock it or try and unlock it.

3708
02:42:01,740 --> 02:42:02,600
When Bob comes in,

3709
02:42:03,010 --> 02:42:03,940
Mommy, Daddy,

3710
02:42:04,900 --> 02:42:05,980
in his weird dubbed voice,

3711
02:42:06,280 --> 02:42:07,980
I saw my girlfriend again.

3712
02:42:08,100 --> 02:42:09,010
I didn't realise this.

3713
02:42:09,180 --> 02:42:09,580
Girlfriend.

3714
02:42:09,860 --> 02:42:11,240
I wish I realised his voice situation.

3715
02:42:12,739 --> 02:42:14,850
He says, I saw my girlfriend again.

3716
02:42:15,160 --> 02:42:16,050
And they're like, girlfriend.

3717
02:42:16,180 --> 02:42:19,260
I actually had a girlfriend when I was like four at first school.

3718
02:42:20,460 --> 02:42:20,780
Okay.

3719
02:42:21,660 --> 02:42:23,390
It's the one that sat on my lap and peed on me,

3720
02:42:23,580 --> 02:42:25,020
then told the teachers I'd peed myself.

3721
02:42:25,760 --> 02:42:26,500
And I got told off.

3722
02:42:27,320 --> 02:42:28,280
Yeah, it's really bad.

3723
02:42:29,280 --> 02:42:29,600
Bitch.

3724
02:42:30,140 --> 02:42:31,360
I'd have to ask my mum about that.

3725
02:42:31,500 --> 02:42:32,560
What was her name again?

3726
02:42:32,650 --> 02:42:33,180
I did not read.

3727
02:42:33,400 --> 02:42:33,960
Jane Moore.

3728
02:42:34,560 --> 02:42:34,860
Fuck you.

3729
02:42:34,930 --> 02:42:35,640
Fuck you, Jane.

3730
02:42:35,980 --> 02:42:36,940
Fuck you, Jane.

3731
02:42:37,890 --> 02:42:38,980
Imagine if she listens.

3732
02:42:40,859 --> 02:42:42,740
If she's listening, that's incredible.

3733
02:42:43,260 --> 02:42:43,860
Like, you know.

3734
02:42:44,580 --> 02:42:45,440
Hello, how you doing?

3735
02:42:46,319 --> 02:42:47,780
Are you pissing on people still?

3736
02:42:48,760 --> 02:42:49,240
Probably is.

3737
02:42:49,350 --> 02:42:49,890
Maybe it's a thing.

3738
02:42:50,799 --> 02:42:58,180
i'm only fans god we've really ripped this girl apart it's just a girl having an accident at the

3739
02:42:58,280 --> 02:43:04,360
age of four but whatever she planned it that's why it's so it's like how manipulative are you at four

3740
02:43:04,560 --> 02:43:09,520
years old or like no she's probably like five or six but how manipulative are you to do it go i need

3741
02:43:09,520 --> 02:43:13,500
to pee myself but i can't probably go to the toilet gav do you want to come over here and sit on my

3742
02:43:13,530 --> 02:43:19,900
lap that's what happened sat on her lap and she just peed on me no she said can i sit on your

3743
02:43:19,920 --> 02:43:26,500
lap and i went yeah absolutely sat on my lap and peed on me that's a weird thing isn't it there was

3744
02:43:26,640 --> 02:43:34,260
a there was a girl in my first school called kelly england we're actually we're giving the

3745
02:43:34,360 --> 02:43:40,000
full names here we're getting sued she um did this thing to me she did it to a lot of the boys where

3746
02:43:40,100 --> 02:43:45,084
she'd say oh i want to do something to you let me show you something and she'd make you turn around

3747
02:43:45,160 --> 02:43:46,740
so you add your back to her.

3748
02:43:47,320 --> 02:43:48,660
Then she'd tell you to stand with your feet

3749
02:43:48,820 --> 02:43:50,200
like two feet apart.

3750
02:43:51,360 --> 02:43:54,720
And then she'd just kick as hard as she could.

3751
02:43:55,400 --> 02:43:56,520
So she was kicking in the nuts,

3752
02:43:56,740 --> 02:43:57,560
but from behind.

3753
02:43:59,520 --> 02:44:00,340
And she was going around.

3754
02:44:00,560 --> 02:44:01,300
She caught me,

3755
02:44:01,400 --> 02:44:03,620
and she got loads of the boys in the school.

3756
02:44:04,120 --> 02:44:05,660
She just thought it was the best thing ever.

3757
02:44:05,780 --> 02:44:07,200
And she did this over about two weeks.

3758
02:44:07,220 --> 02:44:08,240
She got almost all the boys.

3759
02:44:08,680 --> 02:44:09,980
Because she would come up to you.

3760
02:44:10,020 --> 02:44:10,920
We were about seven or eight.

3761
02:44:10,920 --> 02:44:11,220
She'd be like,

3762
02:44:11,640 --> 02:44:11,800
Dan!

3763
02:44:12,380 --> 02:44:13,780
Why did this not be stopped?

3764
02:44:14,060 --> 02:44:14,700
I don't understand.

3765
02:44:15,440 --> 02:44:15,700
I don't know

3766
02:44:15,700 --> 02:44:16,580
it was the 80s

3767
02:44:17,220 --> 02:44:18,280
the teacher's just like

3768
02:44:18,400 --> 02:44:18,700
whatever

3769
02:44:19,160 --> 02:44:20,120
she might have been a teacher

3770
02:44:20,200 --> 02:44:20,560
to be honest

3771
02:44:20,960 --> 02:44:21,360
she

3772
02:44:21,979 --> 02:44:22,920
she has issues

3773
02:44:23,700 --> 02:44:24,060
yeah

3774
02:44:24,540 --> 02:44:25,480
what a bitch

3775
02:44:26,220 --> 02:44:27,480
she's probably a serial killer

3776
02:44:28,380 --> 02:44:29,640
but I never got peed on

3777
02:44:29,820 --> 02:44:30,400
so that's fine

3778
02:44:30,760 --> 02:44:31,240
yeah it's weird

3779
02:44:33,140 --> 02:44:33,460
anyway

3780
02:44:34,460 --> 02:44:34,980
Bob's ignored

3781
02:44:35,080 --> 02:44:35,580
when he tells them

3782
02:44:35,640 --> 02:44:36,380
he's doing his girlfriend again

3783
02:44:36,520 --> 02:44:36,700
they're like

3784
02:44:36,880 --> 02:44:37,500
fuck you Bob

3785
02:44:37,800 --> 02:44:38,640
we're trying to get into

3786
02:44:38,780 --> 02:44:39,200
this basement

3787
02:44:39,920 --> 02:44:41,240
so let's see if we can get in here

3788
02:44:41,380 --> 02:44:41,780
so Norman

3789
02:44:42,940 --> 02:44:43,720
and Anne

3790
02:44:43,820 --> 02:44:44,740
the babysitter

3791
02:44:44,760 --> 02:44:46,460
exchange a weird look.

3792
02:44:46,910 --> 02:44:48,940
And I thought, because I've only seen

3793
02:44:49,100 --> 02:44:50,780
this maybe once or twice before, I thought,

3794
02:44:50,780 --> 02:44:52,440
are they having some kind of an affair?

3795
02:44:53,540 --> 02:44:54,920
Because they really exchange a look,

3796
02:44:55,060 --> 02:44:56,800
don't they? Anyway. It's that old

3797
02:44:57,080 --> 02:44:59,220
stereotype, having an affair with the babysitter.

3798
02:45:00,180 --> 02:45:00,840
Which in the last

3799
02:45:00,960 --> 02:45:02,920
Chucky movie we covered, they really flipped that,

3800
02:45:03,030 --> 02:45:04,680
didn't they? That was brilliant, because it was a lesbian

3801
02:45:04,850 --> 02:45:06,980
affair with the babysitter. Didn't Arnie do that?

3802
02:45:08,720 --> 02:45:09,080
Arnie?

3803
02:45:09,310 --> 02:45:10,820
I was fortunate to go and have a kid

3804
02:45:11,120 --> 02:45:11,700
with the babysitter.

3805
02:45:12,359 --> 02:45:13,080
The nurse.

3806
02:45:14,381 --> 02:45:23,320
oh i don't know someone not a nurse nanny nanny maybe it's the nanny um so they they they find

3807
02:45:23,330 --> 02:45:31,540
the key and they try to open the basement door but it's rusted shut so he gets a knife norman and

3808
02:45:31,540 --> 02:45:37,880
he shoves it into the key and he uses that to lever it enough that it does finally open

3809
02:45:39,200 --> 02:45:46,420
the door creaks open and we are treated to a very dark very creepy stairway down into the cellar

3810
02:45:46,780 --> 02:45:54,140
very classic it's a bit sam raimi like i say good stuff it looks good he says right well you and

3811
02:45:54,380 --> 02:45:59,820
bob and ann will wait up there and i'll go down on my own with a torch to see what's in this basement

3812
02:46:02,100 --> 02:46:07,860
excuse me now on his way down he finds a ring and this is a ring from the girl with the

3813
02:46:07,860 --> 02:46:08,920
in the opening shot

3814
02:46:09,940 --> 02:46:11,260
because there was a very quick shot

3815
02:46:11,380 --> 02:46:12,840
where it focused on her ring.

3816
02:46:14,319 --> 02:46:15,860
So that's the ring from the girl

3817
02:46:15,980 --> 02:46:16,960
with the boobs that got killed.

3818
02:46:18,420 --> 02:46:19,160
And then he's attacked

3819
02:46:20,140 --> 02:46:21,200
by a fucking bat.

3820
02:46:22,060 --> 02:46:22,700
I love this bit.

3821
02:46:23,020 --> 02:46:23,680
This scene's fucking brilliant.

3822
02:46:23,700 --> 02:46:24,040
It's great.

3823
02:46:25,060 --> 02:46:26,320
Let's hope that this bat

3824
02:46:26,500 --> 02:46:28,000
doesn't carry any diseases

3825
02:46:28,260 --> 02:46:28,840
of any kind.

3826
02:46:29,959 --> 02:46:31,720
Because once the dad starts

3827
02:46:31,800 --> 02:46:32,200
to his under,

3828
02:46:32,380 --> 02:46:33,740
he's going to start stabbing the bat

3829
02:46:33,940 --> 02:46:34,660
because it's biting him

3830
02:46:35,140 --> 02:46:36,080
and it's stabbing him

3831
02:46:36,140 --> 02:46:36,780
and stabbing him.

3832
02:46:37,060 --> 02:46:43,260
blood goes everywhere hit bob the kid has bat blood all over his face there is blood everywhere

3833
02:46:43,540 --> 02:46:48,340
they are getting diseases all over the place not to mention he's just been bitten by the bat so the

3834
02:46:48,600 --> 02:46:52,020
bat's blood is now going into his blood oh yeah it's everywhere it's fucking everywhere

3835
02:46:52,760 --> 02:46:59,260
to take a step back then this this bat comes out of a hole in the wall attacks norman um it lands

3836
02:46:59,370 --> 02:47:04,420
in lucy's hair then flies back onto norman and bites his hand and it will not let go of his hand

3837
02:47:04,940 --> 02:47:11,660
so he runs up the stairs in full view of his seven-year-old son grabs a carving knife and

3838
02:47:11,900 --> 02:47:21,200
proceeds to stab this bat umpteen times until it finally dies and falls on the floor and as you

3839
02:47:21,220 --> 02:47:27,240
just said blood is going everywhere bob gets a face full of blood you know how is he gonna traumatize

3840
02:47:27,240 --> 02:47:32,520
a child by killing an animal in front of him the blood splashing all over you it's just mental

3841
02:47:33,700 --> 02:47:42,340
and uh yeah so blood is all over the kitchen and um great scene you don't get many bats in films

3842
02:47:42,980 --> 02:47:44,800
no i love seeing a bat in a film

3843
02:47:47,779 --> 02:47:53,620
bats with lou dom and phillips the estate agency after they speak to him he does say to his boss

3844
02:47:54,280 --> 02:47:58,819
oh this freud steenhouse is causing nothing but trouble anytime we get tenants in there they

3845
02:47:59,200 --> 02:48:03,280
they have issues they complain they want to move out she says don't forget we don't call it that

3846
02:48:03,420 --> 02:48:08,000
anymore we don't call it the freud's you know so they almost all will know the secret or the dark

3847
02:48:08,230 --> 02:48:12,880
secret of this you're just trying to sell it without fucking you know trying to sell it so

3848
02:48:13,060 --> 02:48:19,100
keep the secrets at bay uh we see another little shot of may the little girl again surrounded by

3849
02:48:19,240 --> 02:48:26,360
dolls in a strange room and there's a strange woman talking to her and um she says mommy i don't know

3850
02:48:26,380 --> 02:48:30,600
she says maybe but she says i don't know why people keep coming to this house why do they keep coming

3851
02:48:30,760 --> 02:48:35,100
i've warned him and he's still here so are they ghosts from what you're saying i think they're

3852
02:48:35,220 --> 02:48:42,100
ghosts i think so okay cool so mrs wheatley the stage agent we've just talked about she decides

3853
02:48:42,280 --> 02:48:52,261
to come and visit the house when she gets there there's no one there um she uh she sees the yeah

3854
02:48:52,280 --> 02:48:53,500
she goes inside and she

3855
02:48:54,279 --> 02:48:56,500
sees the tombstone thing on the floor

3856
02:48:57,500 --> 02:48:58,180
yeah then her foot

3857
02:48:58,400 --> 02:48:59,140
goes through the floor

3858
02:48:59,960 --> 02:49:02,340
it breaks and falls down and almost rips her

3859
02:49:02,520 --> 02:49:04,340
foot off yeah and then she just starts to get

3860
02:49:04,540 --> 02:49:06,060
stabbed up yeah

3861
02:49:06,560 --> 02:49:08,420
but we don't see a hand we don't see what it is

3862
02:49:09,720 --> 02:49:10,320
yeah several

3863
02:49:10,580 --> 02:49:12,160
times very bloody good effects

3864
02:49:12,540 --> 02:49:14,520
a lot of the killing in this we just

3865
02:49:14,700 --> 02:49:16,380
do we don't see what it is doing

3866
02:49:16,440 --> 02:49:17,460
it we just see a hand

3867
02:49:18,979 --> 02:49:20,561
we don't see what it is

3868
02:49:20,580 --> 02:49:27,260
too later but i think is a is a missed opportunity actually i think they should have just shown it

3869
02:49:27,360 --> 02:49:33,640
because it's terrifying their person they've got how it looks you know yeah i mean i think they

3870
02:49:33,640 --> 02:49:37,480
should have shown it because it's that'd be like oh my god you'd be freaked out what the hell that

3871
02:49:37,680 --> 02:49:42,700
is you see the hands you see the gnarly horrible hands yeah i think showing them rather than just

3872
02:49:42,840 --> 02:49:49,501
that that's rubbish otherwise do the pov thing or even just show a little little bit more of it each

3873
02:49:49,520 --> 02:49:54,960
time like a smile of the mouth flash wide flash of it stabbing but like that thing that you'd be

3874
02:49:54,960 --> 02:50:00,520
what the fuck is that and then cut would be more terrifying because the creature design is really

3875
02:50:00,720 --> 02:50:05,300
good really original it's really wasted to have it just at the end and i understand why i did it

3876
02:50:05,320 --> 02:50:09,100
because it sort of goes batshit crazy she's like what the hell it's totally amped up but

3877
02:50:09,740 --> 02:50:12,981
there's other things amp it up at the end and that's how i feel like you should definitely

3878
02:50:13,000 --> 02:50:13,420
showing this.

3879
02:50:14,500 --> 02:50:14,580
Yeah.

3880
02:50:15,360 --> 02:50:16,420
Well, after she's killed

3881
02:50:16,840 --> 02:50:17,120
brutally,

3882
02:50:18,960 --> 02:50:19,700
she's then seen

3883
02:50:19,860 --> 02:50:20,740
having her body

3884
02:50:20,960 --> 02:50:21,440
being dragged

3885
02:50:21,560 --> 02:50:22,380
across the floor

3886
02:50:23,080 --> 02:50:23,920
into the cellar,

3887
02:50:23,940 --> 02:50:24,640
leaving a trail

3888
02:50:24,700 --> 02:50:25,640
of blood behind her.

3889
02:50:26,840 --> 02:50:27,520
And in the morning,

3890
02:50:28,720 --> 02:50:29,820
Anne, the creepy babysitter,

3891
02:50:29,960 --> 02:50:31,020
is cleaning up the blood.

3892
02:50:31,400 --> 02:50:32,400
Now, I assume she thinks

3893
02:50:32,460 --> 02:50:33,100
she's cleaning up

3894
02:50:33,180 --> 02:50:33,820
the bat's blood.

3895
02:50:34,380 --> 02:50:35,040
Oh, yeah, yeah.

3896
02:50:35,660 --> 02:50:35,920
But,

3897
02:50:36,800 --> 02:50:37,740
it's a lot of blood

3898
02:50:37,860 --> 02:50:38,380
to come out of

3899
02:50:38,380 --> 02:50:39,220
a tiny little bat.

3900
02:50:39,440 --> 02:50:40,400
Actually, it was fucking

3901
02:50:40,440 --> 02:50:41,080
all over the place.

3902
02:50:41,240 --> 02:50:42,060
Everybody's got diseases.

3903
02:50:43,339 --> 02:50:44,060
COVID everywhere.

3904
02:50:46,640 --> 02:50:47,640
Now Lucy says,

3905
02:50:47,820 --> 02:50:48,580
what are you doing, Anne?

3906
02:50:48,760 --> 02:50:49,880
She's like, I'm just cleaning up.

3907
02:50:50,840 --> 02:50:51,320
And Lucy says,

3908
02:50:51,360 --> 02:50:52,480
I'm just going to have a coffee then,

3909
02:50:52,490 --> 02:50:52,980
if that's right.

3910
02:50:53,080 --> 02:50:55,120
And Anne just sort of stares at her very strangely.

3911
02:50:56,100 --> 02:50:57,200
Doesn't say anything to her.

3912
02:50:58,280 --> 02:50:59,400
So Lucy thinks very odd.

3913
02:50:59,500 --> 02:51:00,740
So she goes into her husband, Norman,

3914
02:51:00,770 --> 02:51:03,820
and says, that Anne is a weirdo.

3915
02:51:04,540 --> 02:51:05,520
She calls her a weirdo.

3916
02:51:06,260 --> 02:51:08,780
And he says, yeah, she's certainly very strange.

3917
02:51:08,930 --> 02:51:09,640
In his head, he's thinking,

3918
02:51:10,020 --> 02:51:10,540
she's quite hot.

3919
02:51:12,460 --> 02:51:13,620
I think that's what he's thinking.

3920
02:51:15,360 --> 02:51:16,700
And he says, you know something?

3921
02:51:16,960 --> 02:51:17,840
Is that what you were thinking?

3922
02:51:18,620 --> 02:51:18,800
Yeah.

3923
02:51:19,920 --> 02:51:24,540
He says, you know, Lucy, I've discovered that my dead friend Peterson's research,

3924
02:51:25,440 --> 02:51:28,800
he was reading up upon somebody called Dr. Freudstein,

3925
02:51:29,520 --> 02:51:33,680
who lived in this house and did illegal experiments in here.

3926
02:51:35,020 --> 02:51:37,140
And I think that's what drove him over the edge.

3927
02:51:38,120 --> 02:51:39,980
She says, what are you going to do about it?

3928
02:51:40,040 --> 02:51:43,700
He says, I'm going to go back to New York to follow up on a hunch.

3929
02:51:45,660 --> 02:51:47,040
She says, OK, fine.

3930
02:51:49,640 --> 02:51:53,400
So he said, I think his suicide is connected to this research.

3931
02:51:53,600 --> 02:51:54,260
So off I go.

3932
02:51:55,740 --> 02:52:01,420
He chats to Daniel the dweeb, who's acting very strange back in the office.

3933
02:52:01,660 --> 02:52:02,780
And he's like, oh, you've come back.

3934
02:52:03,160 --> 02:52:04,720
I didn't realise you'd be coming back today.

3935
02:52:05,300 --> 02:52:06,420
He says, what are you doing in here?

3936
02:52:06,460 --> 02:52:09,240
And he said, I'm just tidying up Dr. Freudstein's research.

3937
02:52:09,580 --> 02:52:13,740
Again, we don't understand Daniel the Dweeb's connection to all of this either.

3938
02:52:14,360 --> 02:52:15,120
No, no.

3939
02:52:15,280 --> 02:52:16,020
It is a bit discharging.

3940
02:52:16,240 --> 02:52:17,320
There's loose ties, for sure.

3941
02:52:17,720 --> 02:52:20,820
I wonder if it is either just stuff they couldn't film,

3942
02:52:21,360 --> 02:52:22,920
and it's like, from the script, fuck it.

3943
02:52:24,700 --> 02:52:28,020
But also, I do think sometimes some of these directors,

3944
02:52:28,260 --> 02:52:31,160
like these Italian directors, are sometimes quite loosey-goosey with,

3945
02:52:31,900 --> 02:52:33,820
they don't really care as long as it looks good,

3946
02:52:33,920 --> 02:52:36,700
and in their head, that's the film that they wanted to make.

3947
02:52:37,080 --> 02:52:37,180
Yeah.

3948
02:52:37,400 --> 02:52:41,060
Because even some of the Argento stuff doesn't quite tie in and make sense.

3949
02:52:41,440 --> 02:52:44,380
But we just kind of go with the ride because of how it looks and sounds.

3950
02:52:45,900 --> 02:52:46,280
I don't know.

3951
02:52:47,200 --> 02:52:50,380
Bob and May are playing chase in the forest.

3952
02:52:50,840 --> 02:52:51,800
That's the next shot we see.

3953
02:52:52,260 --> 02:52:54,180
And they're running around the woods having a great time.

3954
02:52:55,720 --> 02:52:56,860
And he says, I'll go back in.

3955
02:52:56,900 --> 02:52:59,240
I told mum I was asleep napping.

3956
02:52:59,490 --> 02:53:01,760
So I'll run back in the house and go back to my room.

3957
02:53:02,100 --> 02:53:04,100
And I thought, as he's running back into the house,

3958
02:53:04,500 --> 02:53:08,060
The back of his coat is covered in leaves and mud.

3959
02:53:09,100 --> 02:53:11,140
His mum's going to know he wasn't napping in his bed.

3960
02:53:12,020 --> 02:53:12,120
No.

3961
02:53:13,320 --> 02:53:14,600
That's a little shit.

3962
02:53:16,120 --> 02:53:16,940
Not a fan of Bob.

3963
02:53:19,220 --> 02:53:20,600
Now, you're like the next scene.

3964
02:53:22,460 --> 02:53:26,020
Because Norman discovers a tape, a cassette.

3965
02:53:27,660 --> 02:53:30,080
And we all like these kind of scenes in films, to be honest.

3966
02:53:30,860 --> 02:53:31,800
And he plays this.

3967
02:53:31,800 --> 02:53:33,340
And this is why I feel a bit Evil Dead.

3968
02:53:33,840 --> 02:53:34,100
Yeah.

3969
02:53:35,220 --> 02:53:41,420
and it's a tape of dr peterson his friend who killed himself saying i think i'm losing my mind

3970
02:53:41,760 --> 02:53:48,120
i think it's the house the evil is in the house it's doomed and he's just going on and on and on

3971
02:53:48,240 --> 02:53:55,440
about dr freudstein and the research and eventually because it reminded me a bit of um session uh nine

3972
02:53:55,660 --> 02:54:02,980
as well yeah yeah uh session nine yeah yeah yeah that is the film the tapes are the sessions so

3973
02:54:03,000 --> 02:54:04,060
is listening to all the sessions,

3974
02:54:04,270 --> 02:54:04,580
session one,

3975
02:54:04,770 --> 02:54:05,060
session two,

3976
02:54:05,160 --> 02:54:05,600
session three,

3977
02:54:05,920 --> 02:54:06,400
leading up to it,

3978
02:54:06,960 --> 02:54:07,980
which I watched again recently,

3979
02:54:08,300 --> 02:54:10,000
which I covered for one of my birthday episodes,

3980
02:54:11,000 --> 02:54:11,660
which is a very,

3981
02:54:11,820 --> 02:54:12,620
very fantastic film,

3982
02:54:12,630 --> 02:54:13,180
if you haven't seen it,

3983
02:54:13,240 --> 02:54:15,440
all about really one guy's mental breakdown,

3984
02:54:15,720 --> 02:54:16,700
that's all the film's about,

3985
02:54:16,940 --> 02:54:17,320
nothing else.

3986
02:54:18,640 --> 02:54:19,880
Slightly spoiling that there for you,

3987
02:54:19,980 --> 02:54:20,120
but...

3988
02:54:20,140 --> 02:54:22,160
I've not gone back to it since we covered it,

3989
02:54:22,190 --> 02:54:23,000
and I probably should,

3990
02:54:23,050 --> 02:54:24,860
now that I know the outcome.

3991
02:54:25,300 --> 02:54:25,480
Yeah.

3992
02:54:27,200 --> 02:54:27,380
So,

3993
02:54:27,740 --> 02:54:28,840
he listens to this tape,

3994
02:54:28,960 --> 02:54:29,060
Norman,

3995
02:54:29,150 --> 02:54:32,020
and he decides to burn it.

3996
02:54:32,740 --> 02:54:33,700
He sets it on fire.

3997
02:54:34,780 --> 02:54:37,000
Because he thinks, I don't think anyone else should listen to this.

3998
02:54:37,800 --> 02:54:38,880
I don't know why he does that.

3999
02:54:38,950 --> 02:54:40,520
Well, it shows just parts.

4000
02:54:40,700 --> 02:54:43,540
As we're hearing it, we're then visually showing just,

4001
02:54:43,860 --> 02:54:45,660
oh, is it the same body parts over here?

4002
02:54:46,500 --> 02:54:47,600
Do we see the body parts?

4003
02:54:47,900 --> 02:54:48,940
Yeah, we see it on the table.

4004
02:54:48,990 --> 02:54:49,540
We see it there.

4005
02:54:49,620 --> 02:54:50,720
Like, there are body parts everywhere.

4006
02:54:51,780 --> 02:54:54,400
And they're screaming, saying, not the children, not the children.

4007
02:54:54,800 --> 02:54:55,860
Just loads of weird stuff.

4008
02:54:56,960 --> 02:54:58,900
And blood pouring all over the tombstone.

4009
02:55:00,340 --> 02:55:06,520
Yeah, so I feel like this is kind of evil-deaded Dr. Freud's scene.

4010
02:55:06,600 --> 02:55:07,900
It's kind of resurrected him.

4011
02:55:08,160 --> 02:55:09,200
I don't know, maybe not.

4012
02:55:09,640 --> 02:55:11,620
You can take any interpretation, really.

4013
02:55:11,740 --> 02:55:13,320
No, I think he's just listening to some of it.

4014
02:55:14,360 --> 02:55:14,580
Yeah.

4015
02:55:16,720 --> 02:55:18,900
Bob is looking for his toy car in the house.

4016
02:55:21,360 --> 02:55:22,460
And Anne is looking for Bob.

4017
02:55:22,480 --> 02:55:23,280
She can't find him anywhere.

4018
02:55:23,380 --> 02:55:25,620
And she thinks she hears him crying in the cellar.

4019
02:55:27,600 --> 02:55:31,520
So she looks in the cellar and she gets locked in.

4020
02:55:33,560 --> 02:55:35,400
Bob hears her screaming and she's going,

4021
02:55:35,560 --> 02:55:37,280
Bob, open the door, help me.

4022
02:55:37,820 --> 02:55:40,540
And as she's screaming and trying to call for him,

4023
02:55:40,900 --> 02:55:43,480
someone with a knife is coming up the cellar steps to get her.

4024
02:55:43,480 --> 02:55:44,440
But we don't see what it is.

4025
02:55:45,120 --> 02:55:46,820
It's okay, a little bit of attention here

4026
02:55:46,940 --> 02:55:49,720
because having a staircase rising to it is quite a good thing.

4027
02:55:49,860 --> 02:55:51,320
It's been done a million times in films.

4028
02:55:53,260 --> 02:55:54,880
But again, I still think we should see it.

4029
02:55:54,900 --> 02:55:55,220
It'd be good.

4030
02:55:56,120 --> 02:55:59,740
But what is good is the kill, because she gets her throat cut, but...

4031
02:55:59,860 --> 02:56:01,540
It's really graphic, isn't it?

4032
02:56:01,700 --> 02:56:02,600
It's really...

4033
02:56:02,810 --> 02:56:04,400
They really carve up her neck.

4034
02:56:04,720 --> 02:56:05,680
It's obviously fake.

4035
02:56:05,810 --> 02:56:06,200
Do you know what I mean?

4036
02:56:06,300 --> 02:56:07,900
When you watch this, you know it's obviously fake.

4037
02:56:08,040 --> 02:56:09,420
It's like, well, it's obviously a fake neck.

4038
02:56:09,700 --> 02:56:11,060
It's rather than, like, really good practical.

4039
02:56:11,360 --> 02:56:12,460
You can see it's obviously a fake neck.

4040
02:56:13,040 --> 02:56:14,860
But it's really graphically done.

4041
02:56:14,980 --> 02:56:18,160
They've gone so over the top, slicing into it, loads of gashes.

4042
02:56:18,859 --> 02:56:20,140
Normally, it's one slice.

4043
02:56:20,300 --> 02:56:21,060
It's just all over.

4044
02:56:21,120 --> 02:56:21,580
It's like the shape.

4045
02:56:21,580 --> 02:56:23,340
This is like three, four, five, six.

4046
02:56:23,560 --> 02:56:24,420
It's like a letter Z or something.

4047
02:56:25,180 --> 02:56:26,560
Yeah, it's really cutting her up.

4048
02:56:26,990 --> 02:56:28,860
Really big spaces with loads of blood everywhere.

4049
02:56:29,500 --> 02:56:32,320
To the point that, obviously, we will find out she's going to be beheaded.

4050
02:56:33,820 --> 02:56:36,320
That's how much of a throat slashing she got.

4051
02:56:36,920 --> 02:56:39,720
So Bob sees the cellar door open now,

4052
02:56:40,680 --> 02:56:42,920
and he thinks, Anne, are you down there?

4053
02:56:43,779 --> 02:56:47,080
So he heads down the stairs, and he gets to the bottom of the stairs,

4054
02:56:47,900 --> 02:56:50,700
and then he hears, do-do-do-do-do.

4055
02:56:51,300 --> 02:56:56,200
And he looks around, and Anne's head is rolling down the steps.

4056
02:56:56,350 --> 02:57:00,500
And it's a really good fake head, isn't it?

4057
02:57:01,000 --> 02:57:02,300
It's a really good practical effect.

4058
02:57:02,580 --> 02:57:02,740
Yeah.

4059
02:57:03,580 --> 02:57:05,860
That kid is fucking traumatized for shit.

4060
02:57:06,520 --> 02:57:08,060
He's fucked up for life.

4061
02:57:08,180 --> 02:57:09,460
He is a serial killer in the making.

4062
02:57:10,060 --> 02:57:12,820
He's seen his dad murder a bat in front of him,

4063
02:57:12,990 --> 02:57:16,420
and now he's watched his babysitter's head roll down the stairs.

4064
02:57:17,740 --> 02:57:18,420
Fucking hell.

4065
02:57:18,900 --> 02:57:19,980
And he's talking to a ghost girl.

4066
02:57:21,640 --> 02:57:28,080
poor kid lucy comes home his mum and she can't find anyone anywhere she hears some crying

4067
02:57:29,220 --> 02:57:37,520
and she finds bob in his bedroom what's the matter bob they cut off ann's head they cut it off and

4068
02:57:37,640 --> 02:57:42,060
she's like that's not what you want to hear from your kid is it jesus christ well who's what do

4069
02:57:42,100 --> 02:57:48,520
you mean they cut off ann's head in the cellar right come on so she takes him down in the cellar

4070
02:57:49,300 --> 02:57:50,140
prove it to me

4071
02:57:51,820 --> 02:57:52,940
so he goes down there with her

4072
02:57:53,780 --> 02:57:55,060
obviously there's nothing to see

4073
02:57:55,700 --> 02:57:56,100
no head

4074
02:57:57,200 --> 02:57:59,300
and she says are you pulling a trick on me

4075
02:57:59,600 --> 02:57:59,780
Bobby

4076
02:58:01,040 --> 02:58:02,480
come on that's not funny

4077
02:58:03,240 --> 02:58:04,460
he's visibly shaking

4078
02:58:04,800 --> 02:58:06,900
he's just seen his babysitter's head

4079
02:58:07,080 --> 02:58:07,660
rolling down the stairs

4080
02:58:08,640 --> 02:58:10,100
talking of things kids say

4081
02:58:11,819 --> 02:58:12,940
I know you've told me

4082
02:58:12,940 --> 02:58:14,640
a few things in the past when your kids were younger

4083
02:58:15,300 --> 02:58:17,380
the other day Jack was sitting on Alice's lap

4084
02:58:19,320 --> 02:58:20,480
mummy I want to kill you

4085
02:58:21,060 --> 02:58:21,600
oh yeah yeah

4086
02:58:23,320 --> 02:58:23,760
and she went

4087
02:58:24,720 --> 02:58:25,900
don't say that, that's weird

4088
02:58:26,040 --> 02:58:27,220
and he went mummy

4089
02:58:27,840 --> 02:58:28,740
I want to kill you

4090
02:58:31,220 --> 02:58:32,600
and then he just changed the subject

4091
02:58:32,780 --> 02:58:34,140
let's play some Legos now

4092
02:58:34,380 --> 02:58:36,180
he doesn't understand, he's just hearing it

4093
02:58:36,180 --> 02:58:37,460
he doesn't even know what that means

4094
02:58:41,239 --> 02:58:41,720
Netflix

4095
02:58:42,840 --> 02:58:43,440
on the phone

4096
02:58:44,180 --> 02:58:46,280
make a documentary in 25 years

4097
02:58:47,740 --> 02:58:52,500
uh yeah so she thinks bobby's pranking her obviously we know he's not norman is currently

4098
02:58:52,680 --> 02:58:58,640
in the graveyard back in new york and he's looking for dr freudstein's grave and there's a guy there

4099
02:58:58,740 --> 02:59:03,880
says everybody comes here looking for that grave um i don't know why everybody's obsessed with it

4100
02:59:05,499 --> 02:59:10,200
again the more i talk about this film the less it's tied together so well it's an interesting

4101
02:59:10,220 --> 02:59:18,380
watch and a fun watch but the plot is all over the place isn't it yeah it is it is um bob goes

4102
02:59:18,380 --> 02:59:27,780
back to the cellar um and he says ann are you down here mummy said you're not dead and it was a joke

4103
02:59:29,330 --> 02:59:34,760
uh he goes down the stairs and we see these terrifying scary eyes in the dark

4104
02:59:35,360 --> 02:59:37,160
yellow eyes penetrating the darkness

4105
02:59:37,420 --> 02:59:39,040
looking at him. He sees them

4106
02:59:39,300 --> 02:59:41,000
obviously. Yeah that is really

4107
02:59:41,220 --> 02:59:42,720
fucking creepy though isn't it? Those eyes.

4108
02:59:43,280 --> 02:59:45,280
I love seeing it. It doesn't

4109
02:59:45,420 --> 02:59:46,120
really they don't

4110
02:59:47,520 --> 02:59:48,280
they don't actually

4111
02:59:50,060 --> 02:59:51,260
have any emotion from it

4112
02:59:51,260 --> 02:59:53,200
they don't know or say anything or mention

4113
02:59:53,320 --> 02:59:54,820
it really. It's then kind of cuts it.

4114
02:59:55,100 --> 02:59:57,100
Is that just for the audience to see? That's what I thought.

4115
02:59:57,500 --> 02:59:59,080
Later on they do. They see it again obviously

4116
02:59:59,700 --> 03:00:01,140
but at that point the eyes are just there

4117
03:00:01,240 --> 03:00:03,340
then it's not then they. Do you know what I mean?

4118
03:00:04,080 --> 03:00:06,160
Well, he runs back up the stairs and says,

4119
03:00:07,040 --> 03:00:08,620
Mommy, Mommy, someone's down here with me.

4120
03:00:08,880 --> 03:00:10,000
Oh, then it obviously does.

4121
03:00:10,780 --> 03:00:11,920
Yeah, but the door's locked.

4122
03:00:13,199 --> 03:00:16,840
So she's trying to use a knife to open the door like they did earlier,

4123
03:00:16,980 --> 03:00:17,740
but the blade snaps.

4124
03:00:17,900 --> 03:00:19,820
And he says, Mommy, they're coming to get me.

4125
03:00:21,760 --> 03:00:23,560
Norman gets home and he's like, what's going on?

4126
03:00:24,180 --> 03:00:25,840
She says, Bob's trapped in the basement.

4127
03:00:26,360 --> 03:00:27,320
Something's down there with him.

4128
03:00:27,510 --> 03:00:29,500
So he goes full on Jack Torrance.

4129
03:00:30,320 --> 03:00:31,080
He grabs an axe.

4130
03:00:32,280 --> 03:00:34,260
And he starts trying to smash through the door.

4131
03:00:34,420 --> 03:00:35,600
Now, we do...

4132
03:00:36,320 --> 03:00:36,560
Go on.

4133
03:00:37,520 --> 03:00:41,440
We have the hand of our monster antagonist

4134
03:00:43,220 --> 03:00:45,960
come into shot and push his head against the door

4135
03:00:46,080 --> 03:00:46,620
where his dad says,

4136
03:00:46,740 --> 03:00:49,860
move your head away, I'm going to axe through the door

4137
03:00:49,900 --> 03:00:50,960
so we know what's going to happen.

4138
03:00:51,140 --> 03:00:53,240
It's a nice little set-up.

4139
03:00:53,400 --> 03:00:55,240
It's like the other movie earlier on

4140
03:00:55,820 --> 03:00:57,140
when it was a really nice set-up.

4141
03:00:57,260 --> 03:00:58,900
It's just nice little...

4142
03:01:00,060 --> 03:01:02,240
A fun thing to write when you're writing a script

4143
03:01:02,260 --> 03:01:06,620
go oh look at that what if he pushes it up oh god yeah especially because this is a child

4144
03:01:06,930 --> 03:01:12,080
it's a bit of tension isn't it yeah yeah dad's trying to smash the door down just like the like

4145
03:01:12,080 --> 03:01:21,820
you said like the pickaxe into the coffin um and he says for god's sakes lucy this is norman the dad

4146
03:01:22,600 --> 03:01:28,780
it's dr freudstein he's in the basement with bob so his research has led him to discover that dr

4147
03:01:28,800 --> 03:01:35,920
freudstein is somehow in their basement um so they get in they cut the door down and they go in and

4148
03:01:36,040 --> 03:01:42,920
bob is bob is thrown down the stairs by dr freudstein but but he did but uh bob doesn't actually get uh

4149
03:01:43,240 --> 03:01:47,760
um luckily the kid doesn't get the axe for the head but he does the doctor does get his head

4150
03:01:48,020 --> 03:01:55,280
had chopped off he does yeah now i wonder if bob died at this point if we're saying he's a ghost

4151
03:01:55,360 --> 03:02:00,540
Well, it's weird, because this thing, not Bob, sorry, but I don't know, yeah, very true, actually.

4152
03:02:00,780 --> 03:02:04,100
It could have been like a ghost, like the movie, you know.

4153
03:02:06,080 --> 03:02:11,440
And then the monster's crying, and the monster's cry is basically like five or six children layered,

4154
03:02:11,820 --> 03:02:14,280
there's multiple layers, and it's really odd.

4155
03:02:14,340 --> 03:02:15,700
I don't really like it myself as a sound designer.

4156
03:02:15,700 --> 03:02:16,940
It's like Black Christmas, isn't it?

4157
03:02:17,140 --> 03:02:19,900
Yeah, Black Christmas is pretty good, though, that's just talking stuff.

4158
03:02:20,000 --> 03:02:21,620
But as a sound designer, I don't like this.

4159
03:02:22,580 --> 03:02:25,220
Yeah, well, he reveals himself at this point now.

4160
03:02:28,080 --> 03:02:29,000
He creeps out of the shadows.

4161
03:02:29,240 --> 03:02:33,060
Now, how would you describe this Dr. Freudstein and Gov?

4162
03:02:33,880 --> 03:02:34,320
He's...

4163
03:02:35,100 --> 03:02:36,400
A Rob Zombie movie.

4164
03:02:36,730 --> 03:02:39,640
It almost looks like the priest thing in Lords of Salem.

4165
03:02:40,120 --> 03:02:42,240
It's just kind of got a waxy kind of...

4166
03:02:42,760 --> 03:02:44,700
I guess I can't find a picture to describe it better.

4167
03:02:44,700 --> 03:02:48,040
He looks a bit like the Scarecrow in the Christopher Nolan Batman movies.

4168
03:02:50,480 --> 03:02:57,400
But like that, what was that zombie Nazi movie from like the 70s or the early 80s?

4169
03:02:58,140 --> 03:03:00,660
The one with the poster that's got the zombie Nazi coming out of the lake.

4170
03:03:00,860 --> 03:03:01,700
Zombie Lake it's called.

4171
03:03:01,920 --> 03:03:02,700
Zombie Lake, yeah.

4172
03:03:03,140 --> 03:03:04,500
Yeah, it's a bit like that.

4173
03:03:05,060 --> 03:03:11,380
It's got basically like a big like coat which goes across like, I don't know,

4174
03:03:11,470 --> 03:03:14,120
like a big double-breasted coat with buttons up on the side.

4175
03:03:14,260 --> 03:03:16,280
and then the face is kind of like,

4176
03:03:18,480 --> 03:03:22,600
it kind of like a withered up Sultana or something.

4177
03:03:24,280 --> 03:03:24,760
It is.

4178
03:03:25,240 --> 03:03:26,360
Because there's no eyes.

4179
03:03:26,380 --> 03:03:27,960
You can see the eyes, but there's no nose.

4180
03:03:28,740 --> 03:03:30,340
There's a shape for nose, but not nose,

4181
03:03:30,440 --> 03:03:31,200
and there's no mouth.

4182
03:03:31,320 --> 03:03:31,660
It's sealed up.

4183
03:03:31,740 --> 03:03:34,420
It's very Rob Zombie, House of Thousand Corpses,

4184
03:03:34,520 --> 03:03:36,780
or Lords of Salem, if you've seen that.

4185
03:03:37,320 --> 03:03:38,680
It's really great and quite shocking,

4186
03:03:38,820 --> 03:03:40,660
and I can understand why they wanted to save this

4187
03:03:40,800 --> 03:03:41,640
for the final moment.

4188
03:03:42,280 --> 03:03:46,460
Yeah, totally, but at the same time, been good seeing it earlier.

4189
03:03:47,700 --> 03:03:49,280
Yeah, really, really looks great.

4190
03:03:49,600 --> 03:03:53,060
And as soon as we see this reveal,

4191
03:03:53,340 --> 03:03:57,720
we also then find there are body parts strewn all over the basement,

4192
03:03:58,020 --> 03:04:01,060
including Anne's head, corpses.

4193
03:04:01,180 --> 03:04:04,540
I think there's a child down there that's been eviscerated.

4194
03:04:04,780 --> 03:04:07,260
It's just there's body parts absolutely everywhere.

4195
03:04:08,780 --> 03:04:14,000
and norman then says to us the audience but to his wife and son as well you see he needs human

4196
03:04:14,300 --> 03:04:20,600
victims to renew his cells that was the experiment he was working on so i don't know if he eats them

4197
03:04:20,680 --> 03:04:24,680
like a zombie or if he just takes their blood and injects it to him i really don't know what it is

4198
03:04:24,740 --> 03:04:30,240
he does we don't get told that but then norman goes straight into a fight with dr freudstein

4199
03:04:31,840 --> 03:04:37,520
um dr freud he stabs freudstein with a with a knife and like spaghetti bowl and spaghetti bolognese

4200
03:04:37,540 --> 03:04:39,420
and maggots comes out, it looks like.

4201
03:04:39,530 --> 03:04:40,100
It's disgusting.

4202
03:04:40,980 --> 03:04:41,760
It's got to be maggots.

4203
03:04:42,280 --> 03:04:43,100
It's got to be maggots.

4204
03:04:44,720 --> 03:04:46,040
And just when you think he's going to win,

4205
03:04:47,380 --> 03:04:50,880
Norman's throat is ripped out by Dr. Freud's team,

4206
03:04:51,000 --> 03:04:52,860
but just his bare hand, he rips it out.

4207
03:04:53,260 --> 03:04:53,320
Yeah.

4208
03:04:54,020 --> 03:04:55,180
And this is in front of his son.

4209
03:04:55,600 --> 03:04:56,320
Again, trauma.

4210
03:04:56,320 --> 03:04:59,160
That kid's bomb is fucked.

4211
03:05:00,300 --> 03:05:01,140
He's seen the bat.

4212
03:05:01,620 --> 03:05:03,800
He's seen his beheaded babysitter, Dr. Freud's team,

4213
03:05:03,900 --> 03:05:04,480
and now his dad.

4214
03:05:04,700 --> 03:05:05,660
He's probably going to be an alcoholic

4215
03:05:06,120 --> 03:05:07,320
and then he'd jump in front of a train.

4216
03:05:09,340 --> 03:05:11,120
him and his mum tried to escape

4217
03:05:11,940 --> 03:05:13,040
up through that tombstone

4218
03:05:13,100 --> 03:05:14,280
that was in the floor upstairs

4219
03:05:15,721 --> 03:05:17,180
his mum can't get up

4220
03:05:17,300 --> 03:05:17,960
he can't fit

4221
03:05:18,761 --> 03:05:19,680
there's the hole

4222
03:05:20,480 --> 03:05:23,100
really slowly the doctor just shuffling its way

4223
03:05:23,340 --> 03:05:23,500
forward

4224
03:05:25,540 --> 03:05:26,480
baby cries

4225
03:05:28,280 --> 03:05:29,100
so Lucy

4226
03:05:29,200 --> 03:05:30,860
is grabbed she's pulled down the steps

4227
03:05:30,980 --> 03:05:32,140
what's happened to the dad

4228
03:05:32,940 --> 03:05:34,640
he's just had his throat ripped out

4229
03:05:35,881 --> 03:05:37,380
I love the shot

4230
03:05:37,520 --> 03:05:45,400
of lucy being grabbed by the ankle and pulled down the steps and the camera tracks her head as she

4231
03:05:45,660 --> 03:05:52,540
bangs her head on every single step all the way down yeah bang bang bang bang it's like christ

4232
03:05:52,860 --> 03:06:00,600
that's gonna hurt yeah um bob manages to squeeze out through the hole in the ceiling like through

4233
03:06:00,600 --> 03:06:07,360
the tombstone he is grabbed but thankfully ghostly girl may grabs him and pulls him out the other end

4234
03:06:07,760 --> 03:06:14,180
so he manages to escape but i think he's dead because um it turns out that the woman that's

4235
03:06:14,180 --> 03:06:20,760
been talking to the girl may the whole time is actually mrs freudstein the grave the woman who

4236
03:06:21,000 --> 03:06:26,000
supposedly is buried outside so i've written a note here is she immortal is she a ghost when i

4237
03:06:26,000 --> 03:06:30,580
think you've answered i think she is a ghost yeah she is um but very quickly just going back to

4238
03:06:30,860 --> 03:06:37,340
when the kids there the tension here is very very good with the the doctor going towards him after

4239
03:06:37,360 --> 03:06:38,880
has been dragged and the kid trying to get out.

4240
03:06:38,880 --> 03:06:40,020
It was really good tension.

4241
03:06:41,640 --> 03:06:42,500
I thought it was decent.

4242
03:06:43,380 --> 03:06:45,320
It's interesting that the final 20 minutes

4243
03:06:45,720 --> 03:06:47,580
are really, really good.

4244
03:06:48,440 --> 03:06:48,960
Yeah, yeah.

4245
03:06:49,360 --> 03:06:51,020
It's funny. It does push it up a lot more.

4246
03:06:51,180 --> 03:06:52,940
And then at the end, you've got that

4247
03:06:53,280 --> 03:06:55,440
shot of the house with the credits just rolling on it.

4248
03:06:55,500 --> 03:06:57,100
It's very 70s horror.

4249
03:06:57,819 --> 03:06:59,280
And that shot of the house is brilliant.

4250
03:06:59,420 --> 03:07:01,440
It's like, we should have seen more of that.

4251
03:07:02,440 --> 03:07:03,400
And the lady,

4252
03:07:03,760 --> 03:07:04,540
Mrs. Roystein,

4253
03:07:05,360 --> 03:07:07,320
takes the two children by the hands

4254
03:07:07,340 --> 03:07:08,740
walks off down the road with them.

4255
03:07:09,140 --> 03:07:09,240
Yeah.

4256
03:07:09,640 --> 03:07:10,280
So, yeah.

4257
03:07:10,920 --> 03:07:11,720
But why was she,

4258
03:07:12,060 --> 03:07:13,580
she should have intervened earlier,

4259
03:07:13,780 --> 03:07:14,740
maybe it helped them out.

4260
03:07:14,920 --> 03:07:15,180
I don't know.

4261
03:07:16,260 --> 03:07:16,860
Maybe because she's,

4262
03:07:17,060 --> 03:07:17,480
she can.

4263
03:07:17,660 --> 03:07:19,180
Or the kid could have guided them more

4264
03:07:19,340 --> 03:07:20,520
to not go to the,

4265
03:07:20,680 --> 03:07:21,040
I don't know,

4266
03:07:21,160 --> 03:07:22,540
it seemed like a side thing

4267
03:07:22,680 --> 03:07:24,320
which didn't really give any more purpose

4268
03:07:24,520 --> 03:07:25,520
to the fact that they're just there.

4269
03:07:25,600 --> 03:07:26,200
I suppose,

4270
03:07:26,480 --> 03:07:28,740
I suppose she is the dead wife

4271
03:07:29,000 --> 03:07:29,900
because he killed his wife.

4272
03:07:30,280 --> 03:07:30,920
We know this.

4273
03:07:32,000 --> 03:07:32,400
So I,

4274
03:07:32,900 --> 03:07:35,940
I presume she is the ghost of

4275
03:07:36,619 --> 03:07:42,120
freudstein's wife and the daughter they were trying to warn bob not to get there through the picture

4276
03:07:43,420 --> 03:07:47,980
um they were trying to be like guardian angels don't come here don't come here there's bad bad

4277
03:07:48,600 --> 03:07:53,480
voodoo here you know don't come here don't come here and then eventually unfortunately maybe bob

4278
03:07:53,680 --> 03:07:59,540
died then so yeah i'm gonna take that that's interesting that you've made me realize perhaps

4279
03:07:59,560 --> 03:08:01,640
Bob dies and everybody dies

4280
03:08:01,880 --> 03:08:02,520
oh yeah everyone dies

4281
03:08:04,720 --> 03:08:05,820
and that's the end

4282
03:08:08,399 --> 03:08:09,780
it's incredibly atmospheric

4283
03:08:10,180 --> 03:08:11,720
so is the doctor trying to get a ghost

4284
03:08:12,110 --> 03:08:12,540
at the end

4285
03:08:13,340 --> 03:08:14,220
Bob's already a ghost

4286
03:08:14,370 --> 03:08:15,740
no because he's with the mum for sure

4287
03:08:15,830 --> 03:08:16,740
he's still alive then

4288
03:08:17,680 --> 03:08:20,600
yeah but then he walks off down the road with a ghost though

4289
03:08:20,940 --> 03:08:22,440
yeah unless he's not

4290
03:08:22,450 --> 03:08:23,260
but the ghost is taken

4291
03:08:23,310 --> 03:08:23,860
I don't know

4292
03:08:24,030 --> 03:08:25,040
he goes to live with the ghost

4293
03:08:25,260 --> 03:08:27,380
he's like fucking Tarzan living with the apes

4294
03:08:27,470 --> 03:08:27,980
I don't know

4295
03:08:28,380 --> 03:08:31,180
Lucio Fulci's endings are...

4296
03:08:32,841 --> 03:08:36,580
This one makes more sense and is a better ending.

4297
03:08:38,360 --> 03:08:38,580
Yeah.

4298
03:08:40,341 --> 03:08:41,420
It's a great film.

4299
03:08:42,080 --> 03:08:47,020
It's not as good as City of the Living Dead,

4300
03:08:47,300 --> 03:08:51,260
but it's a great film with some great kills and some great visuals.

4301
03:08:52,060 --> 03:08:56,040
Unfortunately, having chatted through it with you over the last, however,

4302
03:08:56,780 --> 03:08:58,640
I've realised there's a lot of plot holes.

4303
03:08:59,940 --> 03:09:01,840
And actually, it's almost like Fauci didn't care.

4304
03:09:02,020 --> 03:09:04,600
He just had his idea for these scenes he wanted to get on screen

4305
03:09:05,310 --> 03:09:06,440
and stitched them together.

4306
03:09:07,180 --> 03:09:09,940
It might be reasons, like budget reasons, time reasons.

4307
03:09:11,060 --> 03:09:12,000
Had to cut shit out.

4308
03:09:12,660 --> 03:09:15,240
But the upsides are definitely the gore

4309
03:09:15,400 --> 03:09:18,120
and the creature design is incredible in this.

4310
03:09:18,360 --> 03:09:19,360
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's cool.

4311
03:09:20,000 --> 03:09:21,280
And the last 20 minutes is brilliant.

4312
03:09:21,580 --> 03:09:24,260
And it's not often, most of the time we review a film,

4313
03:09:25,260 --> 03:09:26,880
We say the last 20 minutes is the worst.

4314
03:09:28,220 --> 03:09:28,960
And it runs out of steam.

4315
03:09:28,980 --> 03:09:30,640
But this picks up all of its steam.

4316
03:09:31,140 --> 03:09:33,800
Imagine if the whole film was like the 20 minutes at the end.

4317
03:09:36,520 --> 03:09:38,280
Which is kind of like the Untouchables.

4318
03:09:38,900 --> 03:09:40,020
Where that was just...

4319
03:09:40,860 --> 03:09:41,160
You know?

4320
03:09:41,560 --> 03:09:42,680
Good set pieces all day long.

4321
03:09:44,520 --> 03:09:46,340
Anyway, do I give it a thumbs up?

4322
03:09:47,259 --> 03:09:50,420
I guess it's worth a watch for the ending, towards the ending.

4323
03:09:51,220 --> 03:09:52,900
It's not something you need to revisit lots of times.

4324
03:09:53,520 --> 03:09:54,840
When you've seen it, you've seen it.

4325
03:09:55,200 --> 03:09:58,440
But I suppose you might go back to it if you're like,

4326
03:09:58,540 --> 03:09:59,520
oh, fuck it, I'm going to watch it.

4327
03:10:00,520 --> 03:10:01,380
I give it a thumbs up,

4328
03:10:01,560 --> 03:10:04,180
but if you have never seen Fortune movies before,

4329
03:10:04,710 --> 03:10:05,540
I wouldn't bother with it.

4330
03:10:05,880 --> 03:10:06,740
I'd say watch The Beyond.

4331
03:10:07,480 --> 03:10:09,540
I'd say watch City of the Living Dead,

4332
03:10:09,860 --> 03:10:12,300
Zombie 2, Cat and the Brain,

4333
03:10:13,990 --> 03:10:17,380
you know, Man, Hat and Baby, New York Ripper.

4334
03:10:18,500 --> 03:10:20,480
This one you could watch, yeah, if you're a completist.

4335
03:10:21,160 --> 03:10:22,740
It's good, and I'll give it a thumbs up,

4336
03:10:22,820 --> 03:10:25,260
but Fulci's done better.

4337
03:10:25,760 --> 03:10:26,600
If you're a completist,

4338
03:10:26,760 --> 03:10:27,960
watch your softcore porn as well,

4339
03:10:28,100 --> 03:10:28,440
let us know.

4340
03:10:29,600 --> 03:10:31,200
And his cowboy comedies.

4341
03:10:31,500 --> 03:10:32,800
Not his cowboy softcore porn.

4342
03:10:34,140 --> 03:10:34,960
Cowboy comedy porn.

4343
03:10:36,740 --> 03:10:36,840
Right.

4344
03:10:37,640 --> 03:10:38,640
I don't know how that would go.

4345
03:10:39,040 --> 03:10:39,580
Well, that's that.

4346
03:10:39,720 --> 03:10:40,200
That's Fulci.

4347
03:10:40,480 --> 03:10:42,240
Shall we come back for the outro?

4348
03:10:43,440 --> 03:10:43,700
Yes.

4349
03:10:44,040 --> 03:10:44,560
Let's do it.

4350
03:10:45,240 --> 03:10:45,460
Okay.

4351
03:11:03,220 --> 03:11:03,700
and we're back

4352
03:11:04,800 --> 03:11:05,220
we're back

4353
03:11:05,560 --> 03:11:06,020
to say goodbye

4354
03:11:06,360 --> 03:11:07,760
for listening to the episode guys

4355
03:11:07,920 --> 03:11:08,920
if you've made it this far

4356
03:11:09,960 --> 03:11:10,220
yes

4357
03:11:10,520 --> 03:11:12,020
we hope we've inspired you

4358
03:11:12,020 --> 03:11:12,620
to go and check out

4359
03:11:12,640 --> 03:11:14,200
some Lucio Fulci movies

4360
03:11:15,520 --> 03:11:17,620
or go and discover the ones you've never seen of his.

4361
03:11:17,800 --> 03:11:19,440
I'm sure everybody who's a horror fan

4362
03:11:19,480 --> 03:11:22,360
has probably seen two or three Fortune movies at some point.

4363
03:11:24,000 --> 03:11:25,680
But he's an interesting character

4364
03:11:26,739 --> 03:11:28,700
and definitely worth having his own episode

4365
03:11:28,800 --> 03:11:29,540
like we've done for him.

4366
03:11:29,700 --> 03:11:29,880
Yeah.

4367
03:11:30,820 --> 03:11:31,580
So there we go.

4368
03:11:31,640 --> 03:11:33,220
So that was episode 187,

4369
03:11:33,580 --> 03:11:36,000
our last director special of the year 2025.

4370
03:11:37,520 --> 03:11:39,480
So let's discuss what's coming up.

4371
03:11:40,820 --> 03:11:43,720
So our next episode, episode 188,

4372
03:11:44,000 --> 03:11:44,980
is a

4373
03:11:49,040 --> 03:11:50,160
as mentioned

4374
03:11:51,100 --> 03:11:52,660
holly has selected

4375
03:11:53,880 --> 03:11:54,600
two fantastic

4376
03:11:55,120 --> 03:11:56,020
betty davies movies

4377
03:11:58,101 --> 03:11:58,740
burnt

4378
03:11:59,260 --> 03:12:00,600
offerings from 1976

4379
03:12:01,580 --> 03:12:03,140
i have that in my dvd collection

4380
03:12:04,040 --> 03:12:05,380
and the watcher in the woods

4381
03:12:05,520 --> 03:12:06,280
from 1980

4382
03:12:06,640 --> 03:12:09,240
i also have that in my dvd collection i can't wait

4383
03:12:09,380 --> 03:12:11,300
and sarah's over this weekend so that is what

4384
03:12:11,480 --> 03:12:12,421
i'm watching of her

4385
03:12:12,700 --> 03:12:14,380
I'm really excited to watch those

4386
03:12:15,600 --> 03:12:16,540
and review them

4387
03:12:17,780 --> 03:12:18,980
both great films

4388
03:12:19,600 --> 03:12:21,160
I haven't seen Burnt Offerings for ages

4389
03:12:23,641 --> 03:12:25,620
Burnt Offerings is one I've wanted to cover

4390
03:12:26,560 --> 03:12:27,760
with you for absolute ages

4391
03:12:27,860 --> 03:12:29,000
so excuse me

4392
03:12:29,080 --> 03:12:30,220
god my voice went mental then

4393
03:12:31,560 --> 03:12:32,160
after that

4394
03:12:33,640 --> 03:12:35,060
after that is our Christmas special

4395
03:12:36,660 --> 03:12:36,860
yeah

4396
03:12:37,560 --> 03:12:38,860
so episode 189

4397
03:12:39,460 --> 03:12:40,721
we'll be covering Fat Man

4398
03:12:41,880 --> 03:12:43,300
with Mel Gibson from 2020

4399
03:12:43,640 --> 03:12:44,600
where he plays Santa.

4400
03:12:45,540 --> 03:12:46,540
Presured by Walter Goggins.

4401
03:12:47,480 --> 03:12:47,760
Yes.

4402
03:12:48,520 --> 03:12:49,900
And we're pairing that up with

4403
03:12:51,160 --> 03:12:52,660
1983's Trading Places.

4404
03:12:53,440 --> 03:12:53,600
Yeah.

4405
03:12:54,740 --> 03:12:57,020
Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd.

4406
03:12:57,600 --> 03:12:59,300
That'll be a fun Christmas episode.

4407
03:12:59,920 --> 03:13:01,080
I can't wait, actually.

4408
03:13:02,740 --> 03:13:04,340
And then our first episode

4409
03:13:04,620 --> 03:13:05,900
of the following year

4410
03:13:06,440 --> 03:13:07,840
will be your birthday episode.

4411
03:13:08,240 --> 03:13:10,081
It's like my own little Patreon episode

4412
03:13:10,140 --> 03:13:11,700
where I get to pick the movies.

4413
03:13:12,600 --> 03:13:17,720
And you have selected 1987's Hellraiser.

4414
03:13:19,140 --> 03:13:19,380
Yeah.

4415
03:13:19,680 --> 03:13:21,200
Which is very exciting.

4416
03:13:22,460 --> 03:13:23,020
Good conversation.

4417
03:13:23,920 --> 03:13:26,780
Are you going to give anything else about that episode?

4418
03:13:27,160 --> 03:13:27,660
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

4419
03:13:28,560 --> 03:13:31,800
Going to have a celibate on to chat to him a little bit.

4420
03:13:31,880 --> 03:13:32,880
Not while we review the film.

4421
03:13:33,020 --> 03:13:34,120
We'll just do a little separate interview,

4422
03:13:34,500 --> 03:13:34,960
half hour or so,

4423
03:13:36,819 --> 03:13:38,120
with Nicholas Vince.

4424
03:13:39,560 --> 03:13:40,720
The Teeth Jatterer himself.

4425
03:13:40,760 --> 03:13:43,400
The Teeth Jatterer from Hellraiser 1 and 2.

4426
03:13:43,740 --> 03:13:45,780
And he's in Nightbreed as well.

4427
03:13:47,180 --> 03:13:49,300
So that's going to be really special.

4428
03:13:49,600 --> 03:13:54,560
And you're pairing that up with 2018's Apostle.

4429
03:13:55,440 --> 03:13:55,620
Yeah.

4430
03:13:56,460 --> 03:13:58,980
By Gareth Evans, which I've only seen once.

4431
03:14:00,440 --> 03:14:05,160
Remember it being quite gory and quite a hard watch at times.

4432
03:14:06,660 --> 03:14:06,860
Yeah.

4433
03:14:07,000 --> 03:14:09,600
So that's what Gav wanted to be his birthday,

4434
03:14:09,650 --> 03:14:10,620
and that's what he gets.

4435
03:14:11,420 --> 03:14:12,680
Yeah, I really like that film.

4436
03:14:13,220 --> 03:14:15,340
If I had the chance to make a film

4437
03:14:15,480 --> 03:14:16,460
and someone gave me loads of money,

4438
03:14:16,720 --> 03:14:18,480
I'd probably make something like a puzzle.

4439
03:14:19,780 --> 03:14:21,160
I just really like it.

4440
03:14:21,160 --> 03:14:22,880
I feel like it's actually quite underrated.

4441
03:14:22,970 --> 03:14:24,740
I don't think anyone ever talks about it.

4442
03:14:24,820 --> 03:14:26,540
And it's another example,

4443
03:14:27,040 --> 03:14:27,820
as I've moaned before,

4444
03:14:28,210 --> 03:14:29,780
previous listeners who have heard this before,

4445
03:14:30,320 --> 03:14:31,860
I've moaned before that Netflix

4446
03:14:32,200 --> 03:14:34,500
don't make physical copies of their stuff.

4447
03:14:34,820 --> 03:14:36,740
Some stuff, not really most of their stuff.

4448
03:14:36,960 --> 03:14:37,660
the odd thing

4449
03:14:38,340 --> 03:14:38,880
but was it a Netflix

4450
03:14:39,260 --> 03:14:39,480
exclusive

4451
03:14:39,940 --> 03:14:40,000
yeah

4452
03:14:40,360 --> 03:14:41,020
so you can't get it

4453
03:14:42,020 --> 03:14:42,420
interesting

4454
03:14:42,700 --> 03:14:43,260
and if you can

4455
03:14:43,300 --> 03:14:44,120
it's going to be like

4456
03:14:44,860 --> 03:14:45,060
some

4457
03:14:45,780 --> 03:14:46,520
like foreign

4458
03:14:47,320 --> 03:14:47,400
type

4459
03:14:47,939 --> 03:14:48,340
probably

4460
03:14:48,800 --> 03:14:49,200
not official

4461
03:14:50,040 --> 03:14:51,280
so it's really annoying

4462
03:14:51,460 --> 03:14:51,960
because it's a

4463
03:14:52,040 --> 03:14:53,020
I'd love to have a movie

4464
03:14:53,040 --> 03:14:53,600
in my collection

4465
03:14:53,800 --> 03:14:54,280
because it's a good

4466
03:14:54,500 --> 03:14:55,180
good bit of new

4467
03:14:55,600 --> 03:14:56,320
new folk horror

4468
03:14:56,720 --> 03:14:57,740
by Gareth Evans

4469
03:14:58,340 --> 03:14:58,920
and we love

4470
03:14:59,080 --> 03:15:00,060
we love folk horror

4471
03:15:01,040 --> 03:15:01,440
Evans

4472
03:15:02,359 --> 03:15:03,620
so that's what's coming up

4473
03:15:03,620 --> 03:15:04,880
we've got a patron pick

4474
03:15:04,980 --> 03:15:05,680
a Christmas special

4475
03:15:05,920 --> 03:15:06,760
and a birthday

4476
03:15:06,780 --> 03:15:09,640
special. So lots to celebrate over the next few episodes coming up.

4477
03:15:09,920 --> 03:15:10,040
Yeah.

4478
03:15:11,320 --> 03:15:13,860
As always, we have been the podcast on Haunted Hill.

4479
03:15:14,220 --> 03:15:14,280
Yep.

4480
03:15:14,700 --> 03:15:17,060
Thank you everybody for listening, sharing, joining us.

4481
03:15:17,400 --> 03:15:17,660
Thank you.

4482
03:15:18,380 --> 03:15:19,200
Doing everything that you do.

4483
03:15:19,780 --> 03:15:23,760
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4484
03:15:24,440 --> 03:15:27,360
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4485
03:15:28,120 --> 03:15:31,020
which is where you can find all of our back episodes and all the other shows

4486
03:15:31,160 --> 03:15:31,720
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4487
03:15:32,680 --> 03:15:35,920
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4488
03:15:36,420 --> 03:15:37,140
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4489
03:15:37,280 --> 03:15:38,900
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4490
03:15:39,620 --> 03:15:40,500
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4491
03:15:40,760 --> 03:15:44,860
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4492
03:15:45,640 --> 03:15:46,580
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4493
03:15:47,240 --> 03:15:47,760
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4494
03:15:47,900 --> 03:15:48,620
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4495
03:15:48,900 --> 03:15:52,200
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4496
03:15:52,820 --> 03:15:55,240
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4497
03:15:55,480 --> 03:15:56,620
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4498
03:15:56,740 --> 03:15:57,280
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4499
03:15:57,860 --> 03:15:58,000
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4500
03:15:58,200 --> 03:15:59,340
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4501
03:15:59,560 --> 03:16:00,100
It's good fun.

4502
03:16:00,680 --> 03:16:00,800
Um,

4503
03:16:01,000 --> 03:16:02,100
particularly over the October period,

4504
03:16:02,200 --> 03:16:03,400
but all throughout the year,

4505
03:16:03,440 --> 03:16:03,760
it's fun.

4506
03:16:05,220 --> 03:16:06,180
Wherever you listen to us now,

4507
03:16:06,360 --> 03:16:12,440
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4508
03:16:12,680 --> 03:16:19,280
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4509
03:16:19,280 --> 03:16:25,200
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4510
03:16:25,200 --> 03:16:31,359
our production company deadbolt films um deadboltfilms.com is the website is it up now the new

4511
03:16:32,360 --> 03:16:32,920
I don't know.

4512
03:16:33,180 --> 03:16:36,360
It's a word of a designer has been had,

4513
03:16:36,500 --> 03:16:38,540
but I don't know what the outcome of that word was,

4514
03:16:38,680 --> 03:16:39,860
but there is a website there at the moment,

4515
03:16:40,080 --> 03:16:42,620
but it's kind of a little bit news updating.

4516
03:16:43,400 --> 03:16:45,300
When it's updated and running properly,

4517
03:16:45,440 --> 03:16:46,960
you'll be able to find all of our short films.

4518
03:16:47,230 --> 03:16:50,660
The best thing to do is follow us on Instagram, I would say,

4519
03:16:50,820 --> 03:16:52,740
and subscribe on YouTube.

4520
03:16:53,740 --> 03:16:55,880
Yeah, YouTube channel, easy peasy,

4521
03:16:56,120 --> 03:16:57,240
just search for Deadbolt Films.

4522
03:16:58,480 --> 03:16:59,900
There's a lot of our videos are on there,

4523
03:17:00,120 --> 03:17:02,200
films and stuff, music videos.

4524
03:17:03,020 --> 03:17:04,320
And there's also some comics

4525
03:17:04,360 --> 03:17:05,200
that we've worked on.

4526
03:17:06,180 --> 03:17:08,060
And this podcast falls under that

4527
03:17:08,480 --> 03:17:10,180
umbrella, as well as Gab's other podcasts.

4528
03:17:10,420 --> 03:17:11,740
The High Strangeness Podcast

4529
03:17:12,100 --> 03:17:14,120
with lovely Sarah. And you've just hit your

4530
03:17:15,680 --> 03:17:16,160
102nd

4531
03:17:16,360 --> 03:17:17,520
episode, I think, now. Yeah.

4532
03:17:18,640 --> 03:17:19,960
So that's great, and you've got a patron

4533
03:17:20,200 --> 03:17:21,920
set up for that as well. And you mentioned

4534
03:17:22,240 --> 03:17:23,620
Instagram, it's Debout Films,

4535
03:17:23,980 --> 03:17:25,020
all one word, on Instagram.

4536
03:17:26,540 --> 03:17:27,540
Talking of patron...

4537
03:17:28,060 --> 03:17:29,460
And our new episode,

4538
03:17:29,700 --> 03:17:31,480
A postcard from Florida drops tomorrow.

4539
03:17:32,480 --> 03:17:32,680
Yeah.

4540
03:17:33,320 --> 03:17:34,360
And I've already listened to it.

4541
03:17:36,120 --> 03:17:36,540
Oh, yeah.

4542
03:17:37,940 --> 03:17:38,640
Because I'm a patron.

4543
03:17:39,280 --> 03:17:40,440
I've got to put the video up of it,

4544
03:17:40,510 --> 03:17:42,120
but the video is massive and it takes ages,

4545
03:17:42,280 --> 03:17:43,920
so I need to just leave my laptop on for hours

4546
03:17:44,310 --> 03:17:45,160
while I go out and do something.

4547
03:17:46,779 --> 03:17:48,180
Oh, I should have waited

4548
03:17:48,330 --> 03:17:50,300
and watched your lovely faces discussing it.

4549
03:17:50,330 --> 03:17:50,460
I know, I know.

4550
03:17:50,550 --> 03:17:53,440
I want to, but it's just I need to be doing it at some point.

4551
03:17:54,920 --> 03:17:55,220
That's fine.

4552
03:17:55,340 --> 03:17:57,240
Well, talking to Patreon, we've got our own Patreon,

4553
03:17:57,600 --> 03:18:03,860
So if you want to become a patron supporter and support the show for a little as a pound or a dollar a month, you can do so.

4554
03:18:04,100 --> 03:18:07,420
There are perks, which include having your own patron pick.

4555
03:18:07,560 --> 03:18:11,260
Every three episodes, one of our patron supporters will pick the two films that we review.

4556
03:18:11,800 --> 03:18:14,400
We also read an email or anything you want us to, really.

4557
03:18:14,860 --> 03:18:18,680
You are the king or queen of that episode, and we do everything you tell us to.

4558
03:18:18,900 --> 03:18:20,800
Like your willing slaves.

4559
03:18:21,880 --> 03:18:22,800
Almost anything and everything.

4560
03:18:24,180 --> 03:18:24,820
No, we do everything.

4561
03:18:24,940 --> 03:18:25,520
You made me laugh.

4562
03:18:27,440 --> 03:18:30,360
And you also get a T-shirt,

4563
03:18:31,320 --> 03:18:34,000
and you will also get exclusive content,

4564
03:18:34,360 --> 03:18:36,240
like over the October period,

4565
03:18:36,520 --> 03:18:38,400
Gab and I dropped seven mini-episodes

4566
03:18:38,940 --> 03:18:40,280
only for Patreon supporters,

4567
03:18:40,880 --> 03:18:43,420
where we broke down what we watched over our 31 in 31.

4568
03:18:44,920 --> 03:18:46,440
There's a video episode going up soon,

4569
03:18:46,620 --> 03:18:48,160
again, exclusively only for Patreons.

4570
03:18:48,380 --> 03:18:49,900
And I've got more stuff in the works.

4571
03:18:50,880 --> 03:18:52,060
If you like James Bond films,

4572
03:18:52,320 --> 03:18:54,000
there might be some stuff coming up for you there.

4573
03:18:56,140 --> 03:18:58,120
My voice is cutting out now.

4574
03:18:58,120 --> 03:18:58,940
Starting to lose it, I think.

4575
03:18:59,330 --> 03:19:01,080
It definitely is the end of the show, isn't it?

4576
03:19:01,860 --> 03:19:02,480
It really is.

4577
03:19:02,790 --> 03:19:03,620
So, yeah, become a patron.

4578
03:19:03,800 --> 03:19:06,180
Go over to Patreon and search for the Podcast on Haunted Hill.

4579
03:19:06,390 --> 03:19:08,440
If you can't find it, again, the email address is

4580
03:19:09,999 --> 03:19:10,880
thepodcastonhauntedhill outlook.com.

4581
03:19:11,980 --> 03:19:16,020
Like us, share us, join us, love us.

4582
03:19:17,520 --> 03:19:17,900
Glovers.

4583
03:19:19,340 --> 03:19:20,220
Glove? Danny Glover?

4584
03:19:20,480 --> 03:19:21,400
Fierce like a glove.

4585
03:19:23,400 --> 03:19:23,920
Boxing glove.

4586
03:19:24,600 --> 03:19:24,860
So.

4587
03:19:26,000 --> 03:19:26,940
Who are you speaking of?

4588
03:19:28,500 --> 03:19:29,240
I have no idea.

4589
03:19:30,699 --> 03:19:32,160
But let's say our good nights.

4590
03:19:33,720 --> 03:19:35,840
It's a good night from Dr. Freudstein in your basement

4591
03:19:35,940 --> 03:19:37,880
with lots of body parts all around him.

4592
03:19:38,020 --> 03:19:39,700
You did everybody's patron names, didn't you?

4593
03:19:42,420 --> 03:19:43,140
No, I didn't.

4594
03:19:43,540 --> 03:19:44,740
Thank you for telling me that, Gav.

4595
03:19:46,560 --> 03:19:46,860
Gosh.

4596
03:19:47,100 --> 03:19:48,340
It's also a good night from our patrons.

4597
03:19:49,400 --> 03:19:50,160
And this is another perk.

4598
03:19:50,820 --> 03:19:51,960
So it's a good night to Sheila.

4599
03:19:52,900 --> 03:19:53,360
Night, Sheila.

4600
03:19:54,221 --> 03:19:55,700
We haven't done this before

4601
03:19:56,070 --> 03:19:57,460
This is like the Waltons

4602
03:19:57,960 --> 03:19:59,240
Goodnight Dante

4603
03:19:59,820 --> 03:20:00,500
Goodnight Dante

4604
03:20:01,760 --> 03:20:03,120
Goodnight Don Collier

4605
03:20:03,520 --> 03:20:04,160
Goodnight Don

4606
03:20:05,180 --> 03:20:06,560
Goodnight to Matthew Godley

4607
03:20:06,820 --> 03:20:08,260
Sleep tight Matthew

4608
03:20:09,520 --> 03:20:11,200
Goodnight to Kevin S. Fyfe

4609
03:20:11,440 --> 03:20:13,200
Tuck in those corners Kevin

4610
03:20:14,340 --> 03:20:15,580
Goodnight to Sarah K

4611
03:20:15,840 --> 03:20:17,460
Puff up that pillow Sarah

4612
03:20:18,620 --> 03:20:19,400
Goodnight to Rachel

4613
03:20:20,101 --> 03:20:20,780
Rachel

4614
03:20:21,470 --> 03:20:23,360
Get all that cover pulled right up

4615
03:20:24,360 --> 03:20:25,120
goodnight to RJ

4616
03:20:25,320 --> 03:20:25,640
McCready

4617
03:20:26,020 --> 03:20:26,720
oh RJ

4618
03:20:26,840 --> 03:20:27,440
get all snug

4619
03:20:27,520 --> 03:20:28,480
and tight in there

4620
03:20:29,440 --> 03:20:30,220
and goodnight

4621
03:20:30,360 --> 03:20:30,980
to Lexbo

4622
03:20:31,200 --> 03:20:32,140
goodnight Lexbo

4623
03:20:32,580 --> 03:20:33,020
goodnight

4624
03:20:34,600 --> 03:20:35,520
that's so nice

4625
03:20:35,700 --> 03:20:36,460
I feel like I was

4626
03:20:36,460 --> 03:20:36,880
doing actually

4627
03:20:37,000 --> 03:20:37,280
the end of

4628
03:20:37,859 --> 03:20:38,340
Macapaco

4629
03:20:38,520 --> 03:20:39,100
and all that stuff

4630
03:20:39,739 --> 03:20:40,880
oh god yeah

4631
03:20:41,460 --> 03:20:42,320
in the night garden

4632
03:20:42,460 --> 03:20:42,940
I feel like I'm

4633
03:20:42,940 --> 03:20:43,380
doing the end of

4634
03:20:43,460 --> 03:20:43,900
the night garden

4635
03:20:44,360 --> 03:20:45,220
or a weird version

4636
03:20:45,220 --> 03:20:45,880
of the Waltons

4637
03:20:46,480 --> 03:20:47,000
goodnight everyone

4638
03:20:48,240 --> 03:20:48,920
so goodnight

4639
03:20:48,960 --> 03:20:49,460
to all of you

4640
03:20:49,720 --> 03:20:50,040
AMSR

4641
03:20:50,800 --> 03:20:51,420
thank you all

4642
03:20:51,480 --> 03:20:52,020
very much for your

4643
03:20:52,260 --> 03:20:52,400
support

4644
03:20:52,820 --> 03:20:53,340
yeah

4645
03:20:53,840 --> 03:20:55,940
and a goodnight from Dr. Freudstein

4646
03:20:56,090 --> 03:20:57,500
in your basement, Gav.

4647
03:20:57,720 --> 03:20:59,980
Yeah, totally. Thank you, Patrons. Appreciate you so much

4648
03:20:59,990 --> 03:21:01,840
and we're going to do some special contact

4649
03:21:01,990 --> 03:21:03,740
coming for you soon. But yes, goodnight

4650
03:21:04,040 --> 03:21:05,420
and be safe, people.

4651
03:21:05,880 --> 03:21:08,180
Goodnight from Dr. Freudstein.

4652
03:21:09,440 --> 03:21:10,000
Goodnight from

4653
03:21:10,160 --> 03:21:12,000
Bob. Fuck off, Bob.

4654
03:21:12,680 --> 03:21:13,940
Which Bob? Blow up Bob

4655
03:21:14,100 --> 03:21:15,820
or the little kid Bob? I don't know.

4656
03:21:15,830 --> 03:21:18,000
They're both annoying. So, goodnight from Steve.

4657
03:21:20,080 --> 03:21:21,640
Steve, are you dressed? Steve!

4658
03:21:22,620 --> 03:21:23,800
My boobs are out, Steve.

4659
03:21:25,160 --> 03:21:29,640
And it's a good night from the priest hanging from the tree in the graveyard.

4660
03:21:29,900 --> 03:21:30,460
I guess it is.

4661
03:21:30,760 --> 03:21:31,740
Goddamn gates of hell.

4662
03:21:32,160 --> 03:21:33,500
Thank you, everybody, for listening to us.

4663
03:21:33,800 --> 03:21:35,080
Good night from Dan.

4664
03:21:35,560 --> 03:21:36,540
Good night from me.

4665
03:21:36,800 --> 03:21:37,640
Good night from you.

4666
03:21:38,320 --> 03:21:38,740
Good night.

4667
03:21:38,740 --> 03:21:39,500
Good night from us.

4668
03:21:39,880 --> 03:21:40,300
Good night.

4669
03:21:40,880 --> 03:21:41,340
Good night.

4670
03:21:42,860 --> 03:21:45,040
Thank you for listening to the Podcast on Haunted Hill.

4671
03:21:45,270 --> 03:21:46,860
We will be back again real soon.

4672
03:21:57,140 --> 03:22:00,220
Oh no tears please

4673
03:22:17,080 --> 03:22:18,020
Good, good.