Sweet 16.
Earlier meaning.
Story of our lives, if only.
Yeah, I was really
stretching there for that biff
and back to the
future reference, wasn't I?
He fell out of the chair.
I am only drinking the
fruits of the spirit.
Brimstone and hellfire.
We bucked that tradition.
Bucked that tradition.
Does that not go through your mind?
What do you do in a prom without dancing?
It took a hot moment
for me to figure it out.
This is awkward, I'm
gonna go ahead and take off.
Your grandparents can
dance like there's no tomorrow.
Jesus is like, you're on vacation.
And there is a time to dance.
I would smell myself
until I got used to the smell.
You would smell
yourself until you got, what?
it's like a cyber truck,
it makes me wanna go, hoo!
That is now one of our things.
Maybe we are a little vain.
We do think that song's about us.
It was a fabulous date night.
Daughter, girlfriend?
What?
Question mark?
It's like a seven layer,
bean guacamole dip of stress.
And we're being totally
judgmental here, but this is fun.
Appetizers, that's French
for food before your entree.
Ooh, wow.
Police sting soliciting a prostitute.
Oh, he bought her.
He bought her for the night.
His arm just went around her.
He's like, who?
Nobody would have
believed that I actually knew
where the bathroom was.
Young and in love, and
now we're old and in love.
We've been there, we've done that.
Yes.
Or.
If you looked straight ahead,
even if you stared into my eyes, you're
proof you're hooked.
And I needed to know.
Gross, nasty, old guy.
Like, sadly.
I'm just kidding.
Or am I not kidding?
I don't know.
If we're all being
honest, that's how everybody is.
I mean, give me a break.
I do think that most
people would have been
doing exactly what you and I were doing.
That's why people like people watching.
We are nothing if not flexible.
Are we though?
What's the word I'm looking for there?
Anal.
Well, it gives you what you can handle.
Right.
I'm not a good juggler.
You know, the
metaphorical juggling of adulthood.
Hey, hey, hey.
(laughing)
That's pretty close.
It's pretty dark close.
Swimming upstream, or you
know, like, I don't know.
Where do I buy a 25 year old?
We've gotten way wrong.
I got one word.
That's a very long pause.
(laughing)
Yeah, that won't be a highlight.
I probably should take that one out.