1 02:15:50,208 --> 02:15:50,666 Sweet 16. 2 02:15:51,083 --> 02:15:52,166 Sweet 16. 3 02:15:52,375 --> 02:15:52,666 Earlier meaning. 4 02:15:52,750 --> 02:15:54,375 Story of our lives, if only. 5 02:15:54,375 --> 02:15:55,291 Yeah, I was really 6 02:15:55,291 --> 02:15:56,916 stretching there for that biff 7 02:15:56,916 --> 02:15:57,375 and back to the 8 02:15:57,375 --> 02:15:58,458 future reference, wasn't I? 9 02:15:58,541 --> 02:15:59,458 He fell out of the chair. 10 02:15:59,833 --> 02:16:01,291 I am only drinking the 11 02:16:01,291 --> 02:16:02,041 fruits of the spirit. 12 02:16:02,500 --> 02:16:03,833 Brimstone and hellfire. 13 02:16:04,375 --> 02:16:05,791 We bucked that tradition. 14 02:16:06,083 --> 02:16:06,916 Bucked that tradition. 15 02:16:07,291 --> 02:16:08,416 Does that not go through your mind? 16 02:16:08,916 --> 02:16:11,208 What do you do in a prom without dancing? 17 02:16:11,708 --> 02:16:12,791 It took a hot moment 18 02:16:12,791 --> 02:16:13,958 for me to figure it out. 19 02:16:14,375 --> 02:16:15,458 This is awkward, I'm 20 02:16:15,458 --> 02:16:16,291 gonna go ahead and take off. 21 02:16:16,791 --> 02:16:18,208 Your grandparents can 22 02:16:18,208 --> 02:16:19,583 dance like there's no tomorrow. 23 02:16:20,041 --> 02:16:21,541 Jesus is like, you're on vacation. 24 02:16:22,041 --> 02:16:24,333 And there is a time to dance. 25 02:16:25,250 --> 02:16:26,500 I would smell myself 26 02:16:26,500 --> 02:16:27,791 until I got used to the smell. 27 02:16:28,291 --> 02:16:28,833 You would smell 28 02:16:28,833 --> 02:16:30,541 yourself until you got, what? 29 02:16:31,333 --> 02:16:32,166 it's like a cyber truck, 30 02:16:32,166 --> 02:16:33,416 it makes me wanna go, hoo! 31 02:16:33,541 --> 02:16:34,875 That is now one of our things. 32 02:16:35,791 --> 02:16:36,875 Maybe we are a little vain. 33 02:16:37,583 --> 02:16:39,208 We do think that song's about us. 34 02:16:39,666 --> 02:16:41,375 It was a fabulous date night. 35 02:16:44,625 --> 02:16:45,708 Daughter, girlfriend? 36 02:16:46,625 --> 02:16:46,833 What? 37 02:16:47,583 --> 02:16:47,916 Question mark? 38 02:16:48,083 --> 02:16:48,583 Question mark? 39 02:16:49,250 --> 02:16:50,916 It's like a seven layer, 40 02:16:51,125 --> 02:16:54,958 bean guacamole dip of stress. 41 02:16:55,666 --> 02:16:56,583 And we're being totally 42 02:16:56,583 --> 02:16:57,916 judgmental here, but this is fun. 43 02:16:58,666 --> 02:17:01,416 Appetizers, that's French 44 02:17:01,416 --> 02:17:03,250 for food before your entree. 45 02:17:04,125 --> 02:17:04,625 Ooh, wow. 46 02:17:05,291 --> 02:17:09,041 Police sting soliciting a prostitute. 47 02:17:09,666 --> 02:17:10,458 Oh, he bought her. 48 02:17:10,458 --> 02:17:11,458 He bought her for the night. 49 02:17:11,958 --> 02:17:13,791 His arm just went around her. 50 02:17:14,458 --> 02:17:15,541 He's like, who? 51 02:17:16,333 --> 02:17:16,833 Nobody would have 52 02:17:16,833 --> 02:17:17,916 believed that I actually knew 53 02:17:17,916 --> 02:17:18,875 where the bathroom was. 54 02:17:19,291 --> 02:17:20,916 Young and in love, and 55 02:17:20,916 --> 02:17:22,541 now we're old and in love. 56 02:17:23,041 --> 02:17:24,416 We've been there, we've done that. 57 02:17:24,458 --> 02:17:24,625 Yes. 58 02:17:25,333 --> 02:17:25,625 Or. 59 02:17:26,125 --> 02:17:26,500 Or. 60 02:17:26,958 --> 02:17:27,208 Or. 61 02:17:27,916 --> 02:17:29,458 If you looked straight ahead, 62 02:17:29,458 --> 02:17:31,500 even if you stared into my eyes, you're 63 02:17:31,500 --> 02:17:32,166 proof you're hooked. 64 02:17:32,208 --> 02:17:33,125 And I needed to know. 65 02:17:33,666 --> 02:17:35,625 Gross, nasty, old guy. 66 02:17:36,791 --> 02:17:37,416 Like, sadly. 67 02:17:37,416 --> 02:17:38,000 I'm just kidding. 68 02:17:39,041 --> 02:17:39,958 Or am I not kidding? 69 02:17:39,958 --> 02:17:40,416 I don't know. 70 02:17:40,458 --> 02:17:41,125 I don't know. 71 02:17:41,291 --> 02:17:41,958 If we're all being 72 02:17:41,958 --> 02:17:43,458 honest, that's how everybody is. 73 02:17:43,666 --> 02:17:44,375 I mean, give me a break. 74 02:17:44,416 --> 02:17:45,208 I do think that most 75 02:17:45,208 --> 02:17:46,000 people would have been 76 02:17:46,166 --> 02:17:47,916 doing exactly what you and I were doing. 77 02:17:48,291 --> 02:17:49,958 That's why people like people watching. 78 02:17:50,625 --> 02:17:52,250 We are nothing if not flexible. 79 02:17:53,791 --> 02:17:54,250 Are we though? 80 02:17:56,041 --> 02:17:57,166 What's the word I'm looking for there? 81 02:17:58,208 --> 02:17:58,500 Anal. 82 02:17:58,916 --> 02:18:00,291 Well, it gives you what you can handle. 83 02:18:00,875 --> 02:18:01,041 Right. 84 02:18:02,791 --> 02:18:04,125 I'm not a good juggler. 85 02:18:04,125 --> 02:18:04,750 You know, the 86 02:18:04,750 --> 02:18:06,375 metaphorical juggling of adulthood. 87 02:18:07,125 --> 02:18:08,083 Hey, hey, hey. 88 02:18:08,916 --> 02:18:08,958 (laughing) 89 02:18:09,583 --> 02:18:10,250 That's pretty close. 90 02:18:10,625 --> 02:18:11,875 It's pretty dark close. 91 02:18:12,583 --> 02:18:14,083 Swimming upstream, or you 92 02:18:14,083 --> 02:18:14,916 know, like, I don't know. 93 02:18:15,125 --> 02:18:16,875 Where do I buy a 25 year old? 94 02:18:17,625 --> 02:18:18,916 We've gotten way wrong. 95 02:18:20,541 --> 02:18:21,750 I got one word. 96 02:18:25,375 --> 02:18:26,583 That's a very long pause. 97 02:18:26,916 --> 02:18:27,916 (laughing) 98 02:18:28,333 --> 02:18:29,958 Yeah, that won't be a highlight. 99 02:18:30,125 --> 02:18:31,458 I probably should take that one out.