[franklin]: uh
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: ah
[franklin]: welcome everybody to uncle to uncle the first podcast
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: take place from a king size bed from beautiful heathenism to i'm your main host
[franklin]: franklin o
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i'm joined by the coolest uncle of my whole world uncle howard
[howard]: well i've taken the pledge franklin's take the pledge now have you the fans taken
[howard]: the pledge every single day babification corrupts and destroys
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: the beautiful art of professional wrestling whether it's a a so called journalist saying things
[howard]: like holy freak ing crap balls
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: or whether it's someone who thinks that a wrestler they've seen on their t v
[howard]: is their best friend baba fires have ruined wrestling like we've never seen before but
[howard]: it's in our hands to stop it if you see someone babify and wrestling if
[howard]: you see them acting like it's one of them little animates that they watch on
[howard]: their on their tubes you can tell them get out of here loser stopping a
[howard]: nord
[franklin]: beautifully
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: said my or you're just coming in hot
[howard]: yeah i'm sick
[franklin]: i
[howard]: of these babies brother you know it if i wanted to be a baby i'd
[howard]: be a b g n and take a look at a baby with my own
[howard]: two eyes yeah oh
[franklin]: oh man dude you are coming in hot dude
[howard]: he
[franklin]: i really am just like i'm taking a back
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: almost here
[howard]: i've
[franklin]: that
[howard]: been thinking about it all day man and we've been getting into it on the
[howard]: shared account in franklin
[franklin]: we
[howard]: i know
[franklin]: we have
[howard]: i try not to get into disputes too much because i know it's you know
[howard]: it's our business but
[franklin]: it is
[howard]: first of all first of all this this cat is this he calls himself a
[howard]: journalist i call him a charlatan
[franklin]: so
[howard]: named san
[franklin]: all right
[howard]: ross sap of what
[franklin]: all right
[howard]: hey brother guess what does i got i can meet right because i'm shooting and
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: he he calls himself a journalist i see
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: he's you know what he is he might as well be as hardy's partner because
[howard]: he's a stand stand
[franklin]: wow
[howard]: stand laurel right
[franklin]: right
[howard]: there
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: yeah what's going on i'll tell you what's going on i see the
[franklin]: a
[howard]: state of journalism is in the worst streets i've ever seen he says hey what
[howard]: what should i be reporting on i don't
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: know what do you guys want see well last i checked they didn't uncover the
[howard]: water gate scandal because bob woodward said oh what do you guys want me to
[howard]: talk about i'm a little baby
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: thank you
[franklin]: wow well okay i guess we'll mention this and then
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: continue
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you got blocked by shenrassap so did our friend the undertaker by the way
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: undertaker
[howard]: for no reason
[franklin]: under digger got a lot of like viral activity on his not a contest or
[franklin]: anything but you know he did did you see like you got like a
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: good amount
[howard]: yeah ah for sure dude
[franklin]: but what i mean like
[howard]: right
[franklin]: i want to make this like i'm sure she ross is like sap is a
[franklin]: decent enough guy and like i'm not going to i don't
[howard]: what's
[franklin]: want
[howard]: he done for me
[franklin]: okay hasn't been shipped for either of us like look
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: is he in er yes like like can we just like i don't want to
[franklin]: get sucked into this like oh he's a fucking cock like again he might
[howard]: he is
[franklin]: be
[howard]: for sure a cock dude
[franklin]: okay yes he's for sure the point i'm trying to make is like i'm sure
[franklin]: he's a decent enough guy
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: right
[howard]: enough
[franklin]: but he just happens i mean i don't want it to be like oh like
[franklin]: this is not a rivalry you know
[howard]: well
[franklin]: they would ave
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: to be competition then
[howard]: it's
[franklin]: but
[howard]: not a rivalry because i mean it's not like tom brady has a rivalry with
[howard]: like a pretty shitty high school quarterback
[franklin]: right yes exactly so i mean son ross sat for those that don't know he's
[franklin]: a wrestling
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: journalist but like in wrestling journalism you don't have access to the major companies unless
[franklin]: like guess you are just saying things like oh my god last night's show was
[franklin]: amaze balls
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: or like oh my god this is so great and like that's not what a
[franklin]: normal journalist does like somebody's interviewing la bran is like la bran you crushed it
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: tonight oh my god that was freaking epic you know you know no like this
[franklin]: is not how it works
[howard]: yeah well i mean i think i think there's a couple real wrestling list i
[howard]: think they've been at
[franklin]: m
[howard]: it for about forty five years or so and then i think there's
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: a bunch of guys who are just like i was watching your twitch
[franklin]: you
[howard]: stream
[franklin]: do
[howard]: and i cannot believe how good you are at counter strike oh
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: and
[franklin]: really essentially and like see here's my thing my gripe with him again there is
[franklin]: really
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: again i really do believe he is a nice enough guy and like i think
[franklin]: that that shouldn't be understated i don't want
[howard]: i don't
[franklin]: to be
[howard]: want
[franklin]: one of
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: these guys or like this is how
[howard]: h
[franklin]: like film twitter people act at marvel
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: like
[howard]: yeah they're like
[franklin]: enthusiasts
[howard]: i'll literally fight you
[franklin]: yeah and like i don't want us to be those i mean he is here's
[franklin]: what i want to give him i think he's doing it for money i really
[franklin]: hope he's doing it because he wants that rosenberg peter rosenberg spot of wwwand
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: like yeah de because i can relate to making money but if you actually like
[franklin]: the shows you're an idiot so like which
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: is because i hope you're just a fucking guy who wants money because money is
[franklin]: awesome
[howard]: he ain't never going to be a tod pet and gill man you know
[franklin]: hell no
[howard]: no he's a he's fuck that guy man
[franklin]: not tod
[howard]: no not tod man
[franklin]: h
[howard]: you know the word of tod
[franklin]: m
[howard]: as far as i'm concerned but
[franklin]: that's right man
[howard]: this senrassapcat man and he's a baby about it you know he's saying he's like
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: i believe there's so you know there is so dope with it i ove wearing
[howard]: my
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: little sneaker shoes and going on my tickytockes
[franklin]: well you signed
[howard]: yes
[franklin]: up for tiktok
[howard]: yeah but that's just because of money brother
[franklin]: that's right
[howard]: yeah the cream of the tock tick tock
[franklin]: m
[howard]: we got
[franklin]: m
[howard]: we got a follower on there
[franklin]: m no ship did we
[howard]: and we we got a like three or four followers and i don't even know
[howard]: what i'm doing i'm posted to two clips
[franklin]: senors
[howard]: check
[franklin]: you
[howard]: us
[franklin]: should
[howard]: out
[franklin]: toast the
[howard]: tik tok
[franklin]: like a video
[howard]: uncle
[franklin]: video
[howard]: to uncle yeah i got to make a video where i'm like outside and
[franklin]: you're
[howard]: i'm like
[franklin]: like
[howard]: you
[franklin]: dancing
[howard]: i got to go to poland do i chapotahack check out this dope chipolahack ou
[howard]: just order your food and they give it to you
[franklin]: yeah you don't know about the secret menu brother
[howard]: you got order the tort on the side
[franklin]: no
[howard]: it's like three times as much food no it's not
[franklin]: it is you get like an extra taco right there brother
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: they can't even get mad at you
[howard]: they can't that's a
[franklin]: a
[howard]: hack
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: h
[howard]: s that's what i've been ordering at chapel
[franklin]: man
[howard]: give me the pis taco
[franklin]: so
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: so in chepotle right they have the secret menu which is
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: you know i think the main
[howard]: i
[franklin]: item of the fucking
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: staple of the secret menu has always been the case a ride right
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: so that's like that's the one you know it's you know breed if
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: melted cheese
[howard]: no
[franklin]: and the other layer i mean it's accessive like a bride
[howard]: what
[franklin]: already has too much i mean at this point like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: what are you doing but none
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: the less like that's what are their secret menu like stuff is there for chip
[franklin]: outlay
[howard]: they got french for us
[franklin]: you can ask for them calloway style
[howard]: gonna get some of them calloway
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: fries they go right away on the micro wave glass rote and plate thing uh
[franklin]: so um let me see i'm looking
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: at a
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: list you're supposedly they have not chosen a secret menu because they do have to
[franklin]: th
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: but they
[franklin]: so
[howard]: couldn't
[franklin]: wait
[howard]: do anything with they can't heat it
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: up oh
[franklin]: they can't really eat so they can put stuff on there i think it's already
[franklin]: kind of hot though right it's kind of sitting there nd it's pretty
[howard]: it's like
[franklin]: hot
[howard]: warm i guess
[franklin]: that's right it wouldn't be like typical so they basically get their like torta chips
[franklin]: from the bag and pour it in a i don't know so you're tapping
[howard]: one
[franklin]: a little
[howard]: of those
[franklin]: bit on
[howard]: little
[franklin]: the desk
[howard]: tricks
[franklin]: there
[howard]: oh sorry man
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: i'll stop tapping
[franklin]: so i think the chapotle
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: so they had the baritodea this is stupid these are just people coming up with
[franklin]: names man this is i don't
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: buy this
[howard]: it's it's like you're saying oh i
[franklin]: no
[howard]: invented a hack at outback stake house i ordered the salad without tomatoes on it
[howard]: with a hack
[franklin]: i think that's
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: literally one of the
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: japotlay this is from spoon university dot com by the way
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: is better progaryou um
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: wha the they have omething called dragon sauce
[howard]: oh okay what's that
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: dragon sauces it's popularized by tick talkers so your people
[howard]: no
[franklin]: it's made by combining sour cream and hot and hot salza
[howard]: oh so that's just something you have to do yourself you could never
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: say hey can you take some of that salza and mix
[franklin]: ye
[howard]: up i saw anybody do that you know what i would do i would hiss
[howard]: at that like i was a mad cat you i'd be like
[franklin]: have the spicy caso which i and you
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: have to basically
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: again now this was
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: endorsed by capotes tik tok
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: so you have to
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: get uh yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you have to get some case and then
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: ask for the hot sauce
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: again and then have the mix up for you how demeaning
[howard]: how pissedoff would you be if you work at chapotla and the official shapotla tick
[howard]: tock is
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: like hey mingles ployes do this extra ship
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: because you know they're not
[franklin]: that's what
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i'd say to them
[howard]: that is what i'd say i'd give them a big
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: moon and then i would leave i might
[franklin]: you
[howard]: get it
[franklin]: pull your
[howard]: chapotlyeah
[franklin]: panther yeah
[howard]: i might get a job at pola just so i can quit on the first
[howard]: day moon moon some
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: care in just douce out of there wouldn't that be cool
[franklin]: you would moon somebody
[howard]: no that's respectful
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: man
[franklin]: like like here's the thing if you were to get mooned
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: what's the stopping the person from being like hitting your bare
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: bottom immediately bro
[howard]: well if i'm far enough away like you
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: can
[franklin]: your distance
[howard]: you can moon
[franklin]: got
[howard]: a
[franklin]: a
[howard]: train
[franklin]: you can move like
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: mooning have you ever been on before
[howard]: oh i mean i don't think so actually i think i remember that kind of
[howard]: disrespect
[franklin]: right it is weird to like see somebody else's but dude and
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like
[howard]: you're like well i didn't
[franklin]: get a little
[howard]: ask for
[franklin]: angry
[howard]: that
[franklin]: man like i
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: don't like it i didn't like what i've got in mound
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: who who moons you what happened
[franklin]: i mean some
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: some jerks driving by i was walking i was walking in my car just you
[franklin]: know leaving the bar in miami called wood tavern don't know if it's around
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: anymore i think it's
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: what so some people just drove by
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: and they're hawking their horn i'm like oh no well what's this maybe they're they're
[franklin]: goin to gie me some coupons or something right
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: well there is no coup on dude
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i see i see the person dried and then i've seen the passenger side bear
[franklin]: but cheeks
[howard]: what well that would have kissed me off
[franklin]: imagine if i would have ran there like a coca cola and just spray that
[franklin]: man's ass
[howard]: imagine if you had been
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: an old grandma
[franklin]: oh god i would have i would have fallen down
[howard]: yeah you know these guys that don't think about everything in this world is connected
[howard]: you know one day o moon somebody the next day and old grandma got her
[howard]: heart broken
[franklin]: oh my god that's that's
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: devastating so like if you're mooning somebody i think you have to be careful man
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: because like i don't know like i feel like i'm ready i'm ready to get
[franklin]: mooned and i'm ready for like you know like destroy like a couple of you
[franklin]: know a cold brew right on somebody's bear ass for that how fun would that
[franklin]: be for them
[howard]: you know i'm never ready to get mooned
[franklin]: nobody is man
[howard]: no
[franklin]: you know what i think about miners
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: franklin you're doing a really good job tonight
[franklin]: i'm just trying to you know i think that's the list format
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that does it for me on the
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: a little
[howard]: you're
[franklin]: inside
[howard]: a
[franklin]: baseball for you
[howard]: you're a list guy
[franklin]: yeah i'm a list guy man i'm a list guy what can i tell you
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: well so we've explored the secret menu have you ever ordered anything off a secret
[franklin]: menu
[howard]: no not not at chapel anyway
[franklin]: but you
[howard]: because
[franklin]: have in general though you said not that you polly
[howard]: well i've gone to in and out burgers
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: you know they do there there and in and out half there as all the
[howard]: secret mine they got the animal styles and you
[franklin]: m
[howard]: know the double doubles
[franklin]: m
[howard]: and all that but
[franklin]: is
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: that not
[howard]: expected
[franklin]: on the regular
[howard]: it's not but it's understood
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: it's not like no one's going to get surprised by it but i
[franklin]: my
[howard]: feel like a lot of these secret menu things you can very feasibly order it
[howard]: and so what the hell you and i never heard of that before you're like
[howard]: oh let me get the bartorio with the you know the fire juice or whatever
[howard]: they're goin just say
[franklin]: the dragon
[howard]: like
[franklin]: sauce
[howard]: excuse me sir this is my first day i'm fifteen years old
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: then you just feel like a damn
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: bully wouldn't you
[franklin]: i feel bad doing secret menu because i feel i did
[howard]: they're
[franklin]: ask
[howard]: already
[franklin]: for the
[howard]: working
[franklin]: case arite
[howard]: hard enough
[franklin]: once
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: and did they get mad
[franklin]: they didn't get mad like it
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: was it was a short line and i was
[howard]: i
[franklin]: with a friend and a friend asked for
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: it before i did
[howard]: right
[franklin]: so i'm
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like i'm like yeah
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: i'm going to do the same as an like i prefaced it like hey
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: can you do the case rito like i heard
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: about it and like i
[howard]: right
[franklin]: prefaced it like
[howard]: you
[franklin]: it
[howard]: weren't
[franklin]: wasn't
[howard]: you were like it was a pain the ass i don't want that
[franklin]: like if they would have
[howard]: they
[franklin]: said given me a bullshit lie like hey we don't do that
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: here i would have accepted it and been like cool just give me a regular
[franklin]: brito
[howard]: yeah yeah
[franklin]: it wasn't anything special so i really i will never do that again in my
[franklin]: life
[howard]: it was a waste of your time and theirs
[franklin]: it was more cheese
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and more tortilla to
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: to already enormous barreto
[howard]: that sounds good to me i love tourtes man
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i could probably live off it you know there's a lot of times my handler
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: will be like
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: she'll be like oh i'm kind of busy late tonight can you make a dinner
[howard]: i'm always just like yeah i'll just like do a bunch of rice is that
[howard]: good enough
[franklin]: that's pretty good man you know
[howard]: like all right i'm gonna have some crackers and
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: some rice and
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: i good off
[franklin]: m
[howard]: that and
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: you know it turns out like a lot of people don't consider that to be
[howard]: like a reasonable meal
[franklin]: you know if you should get a brito what's the worst thing you can construct
[franklin]: a atchapotla what would you think would be the worst thing
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: man
[franklin]: like the thing that like so my thing would
[howard]: i
[franklin]: be if you make a brito and the only thing inside of it and i
[franklin]: hate sour cream would be sour cream and pico de go but
[howard]: um
[franklin]: have it be full like a normal brito and then when you bite into
[howard]: like
[franklin]: it is just
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: it's just your biting into a chunk of sour cream and i think that would
[franklin]: be the most disheartening thing you could just bite
[howard]: i was
[franklin]: into
[howard]: literally just thinking like what's the best thing i could order a
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: sour cream and pico
[franklin]: oh really i love people do i love
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: people do i throw the picodegao
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: in there to just because if you're just buying to sour cream it's like a
[franklin]: bad prank but like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: this is something that would look vile like i love that i love the picodegao
[howard]: sour cream cheese gluck pico de go
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yes you just you think you're goin to bite into it and you're going to
[franklin]: have some kind of substance and just it's just creamy kay so kay so
[howard]: oh yeah i
[franklin]: cas
[howard]: don't
[franklin]: o sour
[howard]: um
[franklin]: cream
[howard]: m
[franklin]: was a quack
[howard]: yeah that's
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: a big good
[franklin]: how green white
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: and yellow glue i go
[howard]: you know what
[franklin]: m
[howard]: i got the chap app on my
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: phone i'm not gonna obviously i'm recording episode right now so i'm not going to
[howard]: order food but
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i'm just going to see if i can put that together and
[franklin]: i
[howard]: just
[franklin]: think you can't let me know alive
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: if you can put that together and take a screen shot and post it on
[franklin]: the instagram okay
[howard]: yeah on the instagram yeah that's
[franklin]: or wherever
[howard]: a good call
[franklin]: i mean posted
[howard]: no
[franklin]: all
[howard]: the
[franklin]: over
[howard]: instagram is good man you got to follows on uncle to uncle the instagram that's
[howard]: with
[franklin]: it's
[howard]: the
[franklin]: the gram
[howard]: two
[franklin]: is god we put in a work in there eating
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: eating a goddamn brito only sour cream quack and case is no different than
[howard]: no
[franklin]: that's right sucking
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: on chilly dogs i mean
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: actually i think i would rather suck a chilly dog than a sucking creamy brito
[howard]: just no solid there would be nothing to
[franklin]: no
[howard]: bite
[franklin]: solid
[howard]: into
[franklin]: no i think even if you add pico the guas not solid but ould be
[howard]: it's
[franklin]: the
[howard]: pretty
[franklin]: illusion
[howard]: solid
[franklin]: but once you
[howard]: or
[franklin]: bite
[howard]: it's pretty
[franklin]: into it
[howard]: liquid yeah
[franklin]: once you bite into its creamy but it's solid in texture
[howard]: i wonder if we could get any of our great fans
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: out there to take the uncle to uncle spot challenge
[franklin]: that
[howard]: the
[franklin]: seems
[howard]: order
[franklin]: wasteful
[howard]: i bet some of them would eat it man
[franklin]: i don't want to see that i mean i get what you're saying it is
[franklin]: a challenge i mean we could have it be oh i want a
[howard]: that
[franklin]: brito you know uncle style
[howard]: yeah yeah can i get a brito uncle style
[franklin]: it's
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: all right fucking
[howard]: yeah maybe
[franklin]: podcasters
[howard]: that could be on the secret menu
[franklin]: uncle style quack
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: chick case and sour cream
[howard]: yeah all right so i'm gonna do in none rice none beans
[franklin]: m
[howard]: glackum
[franklin]: you can do it because like dominos lets you order the worst possible pieces
[howard]: oh yeah
[franklin]: imaginable
[howard]: you can get the nun pizza with left beef
[franklin]: like you can just get bread and beef for you get a ranch pizza for
[franklin]: all you
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: know if your heart desires man you know
[howard]: i'm not sure i'm not sure oh you okay so let's see
[franklin]: sure
[howard]: i'm trying this so i got no rice no beans
[franklin]: you should
[howard]: i'm
[franklin]: order
[howard]: doing
[franklin]: this and get it to shampoodler and
[howard]: i
[franklin]: send it on over if we had his address got dam it
[howard]: oh man i wish we as please make a filling decision i guess oh but
[howard]: i
[franklin]: philly
[howard]: can do i'll
[franklin]: so
[howard]: say
[franklin]: hood quack
[howard]: veg and they say it was a meal for i say howard say es and
[howard]: then i say
[franklin]: they're asking
[howard]: edit
[franklin]: at
[howard]: yeah they are asking that
[franklin]: i like whose cox your daughter's
[howard]: i'm really intrigued about i think i might genuinely try that some day
[franklin]: what oh
[howard]: that the uncle style brito
[franklin]: you're sick
[howard]: oh they'll say oh is that a case of deal and go no
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i don't want to heat it up
[franklin]: all that sour cream and they'll know yeah
[howard]: right
[franklin]: m
[howard]: you think
[franklin]: h
[howard]: sara cream is a white person thing or it's just white in color
[franklin]: yeah i was saying like oh sorry yeah i didn't
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: frame it good okay hey look
[howard]: because as
[franklin]: okay so we have
[howard]: your
[franklin]: now we have a menu item that neither
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: of us would endorse and neither i mean if you eat that i really at
[franklin]: that i think less of you but i will not
[howard]: i'll think
[franklin]: will not
[howard]: more
[franklin]: respect
[howard]: of you
[franklin]: you i don't like it
[howard]: i like it i think i think it sounds pretty good man
[franklin]: i don't
[howard]: m
[franklin]: know i don't know
[howard]: i'm hungry i'm hungry as a motofukeid
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: eat that yeah
[franklin]: other
[howard]: you
[franklin]: i bought like an all wet brito so ud be like pico
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: corn
[howard]: oh yeah you
[franklin]: h
[howard]: got to get some of the
[franklin]: h
[howard]: corn
[franklin]: oh wait we could add hot sauce to our to ur all squashy meal to
[franklin]: get a little spice to it
[howard]: oh yeah that's right yeah let's go
[franklin]: what's
[howard]: for
[franklin]: the
[howard]: the
[franklin]: other
[howard]: squish
[franklin]: that there's like a medium there's like that green one
[howard]: yes he could gag the tomato salca the
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: tomatiosalca
[franklin]: tomato
[howard]: the tomato red sala the sour
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: cream
[franklin]: sour
[howard]: the
[franklin]: cree
[howard]: the cheese the case so
[franklin]: jesus i think cheese might
[howard]: i
[franklin]: be the most solid thing there
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: strato
[howard]: please
[franklin]: cheese
[howard]: make a filling selection so we have to do one filling
[franklin]: what what do you mean by filling and can you explain
[howard]: well it's a i mean so i think it's one of the it's either like
[howard]: the chicken steak carney s or veg so i guess you just do veg because
[howard]: then
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: you can
[franklin]: insult you have to select one of those
[howard]: yeah that is insult if you do
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: it online anyway
[franklin]: yeah if you do it on so you have to i think veg would be
[franklin]: i mean the worst of the worst
[howard]: yeah because then it's like this unnecessary crunch
[franklin]: m yeah you get all this smoothness and your
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: only crunch your only salvation is not even meat its vegetables yeah
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: throw some plums on there too and still be
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: disgusting
[howard]: hey can i get a plum in there
[franklin]: yeah oh
[howard]: all right
[franklin]: is
[howard]: i'm
[franklin]: it
[howard]: going to post this on our instagram it is gonna be a big big hit
[franklin]: it's got yeah we've got in a
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: lot of weird likes on our instagram
[howard]: yeah we're big now in instagram times
[franklin]: it's only when i yell at trucks
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: what
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: can
[howard]: people
[franklin]: i tell you
[howard]: people love just
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: think about it
[franklin]: your five second clip
[howard]: you know what i love i love when i go on instagram looking at briney
[howard]: spears post and we
[franklin]: m
[howard]: got i'm not going to blow up a spot but we got one of our
[howard]: buddies and he likes every single one of our posts as long as she is
[howard]: not wearing a lot of clothes
[franklin]: yeah
[franklin]: i'll ask you afterwards who it is i ve
[howard]: is that not who you expect
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: so it's cool man
[franklin]: doesn't help me
[howard]: right now
[franklin]: i got a friend who's i mean who likes all the jade cargill is
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: just
[howard]: hell
[franklin]: like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah it's just like de
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: i mean like i think i'll see it's been up for a minute and then
[franklin]: i'll see that mother suckers name just appear on the damn lights like god
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: damn dude m
[howard]: he's ready for it
[franklin]: m
[howard]: man
[franklin]: he you know is the philosophy that if you like enough like
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: they'll
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: take notice
[howard]: i'm seeing it yeah and i mean he's got what can i say he ain't
[howard]: blind
[franklin]: i'm not saying it's wrong that's the last
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: thing i'm saying it's more than fucking relatable but now i'm asking do you expect
[franklin]: results you know
[howard]: well you never know you
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take
[franklin]: but as i like a shot i guess it kind of could be
[howard]: she might be like who's like in me oh it's this guy okay
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: oh david ben was like in me that's pretty good
[franklin]: yeah i don't know about that i don't
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: know about that
[howard]: david but david been while recently hung out with scorpio sky
[franklin]: that's good man that's good
[howard]: two lesters
[franklin]: well yeah i don't think jade's
[howard]: don't
[franklin]: going to message somebody and be like oh wow this guy is like all my
[franklin]: post to let me give
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: him a message
[howard]: oh you're right
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i have been looking for this guy a guy like
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: you oh
[franklin]: i think the fact that she will that she would message any man it's just
[franklin]: insane it is just the most insane thing you know
[howard]: david been posted a picture of his dad
[franklin]: ye
[howard]: with mickie moths
[franklin]: m
[howard]: on a disney world trip is
[franklin]: david
[howard]: pretty
[franklin]: been
[howard]: cool
[franklin]: while being crispin walls son right
[howard]: yes
[franklin]: i'm just saying for the people who don't people
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: who are
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: just like you
[howard]: there's
[franklin]: know
[howard]: a picture of edge crispin wat and mickey mouse on a crew ship
[franklin]: oh wow
[howard]: it's a lot of lot
[franklin]: m
[howard]: of stuff that i
[franklin]: ye
[howard]: didn't necessarily expect to see today
[franklin]: no no i did not either but
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: thank you for
[howard]: but yeah
[franklin]: bringing it to my attention here
[howard]: i wonder if david wall would get a brito uncle style
[franklin]: i think i think david ben all that might be his regular style brito
[howard]: yeah it's like that sounds good to me
[franklin]: i think there's a lot there's a lot
[howard]: m
[franklin]: of trauma there brother i think he could benefit from watching an division
[howard]: oh yeah he loves one vision
[franklin]: yeah he's like
[franklin]: brogan always asking about vision
[howard]: yeah i bet i was a lot because it has made of
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: metal like a
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: but
[franklin]: yeah does doesn't gain weight
[howard]: but
[franklin]: either
[howard]: no but you can't
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: lose it oh yeah
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: you can't because
[franklin]: ye
[howard]: he can change his density
[franklin]: matter can't change how
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: anyway i'm not getting to nort jesus christ
[howard]: brother he's got he's got the mind stone
[franklin]: yeah i know he's got the mind stone that's great it's fucking terrific anyways can
[franklin]: we take a quick break because brother
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i got to take a piss man
[howard]: where you going
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: to take it to chote
[franklin]: i'm not going to take it that your potelymad
[howard]: yeah go ahead
[franklin]: you want to talk for their duration
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: or
[howard]: i'll talk in the duration man i got a lot to say
[franklin]: it's going to be like a forty seven
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: second piss to
[howard]: you got a long piss while i got a long dick so let's get going
[franklin]: i'll be right back oh
[howard]: all right so recently there was a big controversy on twitter this this clown he
[howard]: might be a clown but i'm not laughing goes by the name r j
[franklin]: kay
[howard]: was saying who would win in a fight star wars mc transformers or d c
[howard]: apparently according to the idiots charge of voting star war is one well i strongly
[howard]: disagree so based purely on cynematic universes there's no a m c loses you got
[howard]: you got caroled and verse captain marvell she can rip through a tatar army like
[howard]: there nothing so that alone would easily beat who's the strongest synematic jet like smoke
[howard]: i guess he wouldn't even know she was coming she hit him in light speed
[howard]: he's done and then you star wars what are you going to do against
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: just the synematic transformers they're so fast they're so chaotic they just rip through everything
[howard]: they're big they're strong their psycho that's hard to
[franklin]: sorry about that buddy
[howard]: that's okay i was just saying how mc
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: wins a fight every single time
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: i appreciate it because if i had to edit this it would take me like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: ten extra minutes to
[howard]: yeah and
[franklin]: do
[howard]: you
[franklin]: it
[howard]: don't
[franklin]: so
[howard]: have
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: to
[franklin]: a
[howard]: because
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: i
[franklin]: a good
[howard]: said so some truth
[franklin]: there we go man i appreciate
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: it man so everybody out there
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: that's like a whole movie scene man goddamn
[howard]: yeah yeah
[franklin]: none the less big man we asked some traditions here in the king size bed
[franklin]: don't we big man
[howard]: we do we've always had him
[franklin]: a
[howard]: every single episode has had this linking connected moment
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: and that's the movies
[franklin]: the movies baby that's right you know them we love to watch them we love
[franklin]: to talk about them and
[howard]: yep
[franklin]: uh i mean well hold on god damn it
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: the list failed me
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: no
[howard]: the list sucks
[franklin]: she doesn't talk but i do list mode man what can i tell you anyways
[franklin]: uh bert turned me into this movie here and i'm sure i've talked about it
[franklin]: before i just want to do a deeper dive man its stars again we've talked
[franklin]: about it before but i want to do it again is that okay
[howard]: please
[franklin]: oh josh du m l
[howard]: oh is one of the best stars of all time transformers
[franklin]: ye will are net
[howard]: no i never heard of the guy yeah yeah
[franklin]: bobby moinham
[howard]: oh that clown
[franklin]: kate micochi
[howard]: all right not sure that is
[franklin]: okay she was in big bank theory
[howard]: a m
[franklin]: and she was also in garfuncal otes
[howard]: m
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: m
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: and john heater
[howard]: oh napoleon dynamite
[franklin]: that's right i'm talking about hey brother when in rome
[howard]: okay that's cool
[franklin]: yeah so christine bell i think she makes a wish in a pond and hopes
[franklin]: every man will fall in love with her but guess what they all do so
[howard]: yah
[franklin]: she has she has danny to to john heater and of course she's only interested
[franklin]: in josh d m l
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: which you know what
[howard]: what
[franklin]: that's pretty fucked up no oh
[howard]: well
[franklin]: i only
[howard]: you
[franklin]: want
[howard]: can't
[franklin]: the hunk
[howard]: do you can't do better
[franklin]: m
[howard]: than josh do me though
[franklin]: but isn't it a little bit like god damn it i hope
[howard]: you're right
[franklin]: i hope our socialist audience can help us out here like it's fucked up that
[franklin]: she goes for this you know standard good looking josh d
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: m l when you have you know john heater he can offer a lot you
[franklin]: know who is to say
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: john heater can't offer the same you know or paul
[howard]: you're
[franklin]: giomadi he's not in this
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: but like in
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: theory
[howard]: but he's a hunk though
[franklin]: like so you know if you're going through tinder and you see john heater josh
[franklin]: du m l and paulgymadi you're only going to swipe right
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: on on d
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: m l that that's that's that's capitalism
[howard]: there
[franklin]: right
[howard]: is ah that is capitalism there isn't a single person who would swipe left on
[howard]: pullgiamadi
[franklin]: like what is he so so you know just just admit you're superficial then christin
[franklin]: bell
[howard]: yeah boy you you must be the kiddy pool because you're shallow
[franklin]: oh yeah i think now that i that i've come to this conclusion here here
[franklin]: the thing this movie had like a four minute trailer which is amazing
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: like
[howard]: good
[franklin]: gives you i mean you couldn't be any more well informed before going into this
[franklin]: you know like
[howard]: that that's
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: your
[franklin]: everything
[howard]: money's worth
[franklin]: yeah i mean if ever there was
[howard]: her
[franklin]: a trailer that really like fucking helps you
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: out here man that trailer is a six man that trailer is john stockton there
[franklin]: so so it's directed by mark stephen johnson so let's let's take
[howard]: hm
[franklin]: a good look at this guy he's done
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: grumpy old man but
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: that's not the only movies done he's done grumpy old man
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: and then ended christopher robin with obiwonkanobi that's
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: something
[howard]: alex ginnis
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: ye
[franklin]: no man even macgreggor
[howard]: never heard of him
[franklin]: never you only have one ob one right
[howard]: yeah who
[franklin]: your han sola
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: and son l gort
[franklin]: alden aaron you really forget his name
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i knew you
[howard]: did you
[franklin]: do
[howard]: did you not
[franklin]: i thought you would goddamn
[howard]: there
[franklin]: it
[howard]: which one's witch
[franklin]: i would hope i mean
[howard]: ye
[franklin]: all that aaron rike is all in as ansel gor
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: uh he's not a good man
[howard]: oh damn oh that's
[franklin]: m
[howard]: right he was baby driver
[franklin]: he was baby driver he was baby
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: driver and he was he's the second worst person on that cast
[howard]: who's the king's man yeah
[franklin]: the king's men is it's not on to
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: ali thankfully right it's like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he's like oh bro right
[howard]: yeah it's the
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: bro
[franklin]: the king's men right is like bob i don't know what you and about that's
[franklin]: not how i roll
[howard]: yeah i don't know who any of those guys are man there's too
[franklin]: it's
[howard]: many
[franklin]: tron
[howard]: actors nowadays
[franklin]: egerton
[howard]: oh yeah that's
[franklin]: terran
[howard]: basically
[franklin]: egerton
[howard]: that's an aldanrnrike
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i've ever i ever heard of one
[franklin]: have all the aronrike terran edgerton and onselelgor the three pillars of white mediocrity
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: m
[howard]: well terran ager tends good because the king's man saved the day a lot of
[howard]: days
[franklin]: you know what the colonel thanks for you telling him about terran edgerton
[howard]: well
[franklin]: i
[howard]: tell me
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: m
[franklin]: same apply
[howard]: m
[franklin]: do you hear those names on slelegor you know
[franklin]: they got some funny names to
[howard]: yeah white people are crazy man i love those guys you see white people
[franklin]: i
[howard]: you can't help a laugh m
[franklin]: yeah i'm just all like hey he
[howard]: i'm never
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: sorry to bother a white person i
[franklin]: no
[howard]: say
[franklin]: no no
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: so when in a room i think i'm gonna eventually
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: watch this brother
[howard]: yeah i'm gonna well we're both going to watch it tonight
[franklin]: we are but hopefully we don't fall asleep
[howard]: yeah because i got a boring movie to watch
[franklin]: oh that's the same good
[howard]: no this is a rough
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: one but anyway in your last last words about this movie
[franklin]: about my movie i think it is the quintessential jury
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: duty movie
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and you know if you're watching it at any point i gotta be asking you
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: it's what i know
[howard]: yet well i haven't been because it's not the morning
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: yeah but but i can't wait to watch winning room franklin but before we watch
[howard]: winning
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: rome going to another part of europe we're goin to watch a movie called the
[howard]: lickdansten protocol yeah
[franklin]: oh boy the likedanstein protocol i don't know
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: about this big man that sounds foreign
[howard]: we know it's a spy thriller and
[franklin]: m
[howard]: this is one of those movies where there's not a lot of you know big
[howard]: action scenes you're not going to see asians you're going to see a lot of
[howard]: guys meeting up with each other and they're like is the sky lion to me
[howard]: or am i lying to him yeah there's bret michaels never knows what's going on
[howard]: in this movie
[franklin]: no
[howard]: you got you got big stars
[franklin]: yah
[howard]: in this though you got
[franklin]: h
[howard]: you got how lindon
[franklin]: oh how lindon that's a name
[howard]: yeah he was a guy who
[franklin]: he's an uncle to gort
[howard]: yeah he was hal lindon he's ninety one years old nowadays
[franklin]: that's that's that's dusty
[howard]: dust him off because here
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: he is
[franklin]: you gotta
[howard]: he he was in grand
[franklin]: right
[howard]: daddy day care which is
[franklin]: or
[howard]: in the daddy day care series
[franklin]: you ever yeah all right you got ha linden
[howard]: yeah let's see you got um windy mclugclindon cove
[franklin]: i don't know who that is but okay
[howard]: she was in reno nine one one she's the
[franklin]: so
[howard]: blonde lady
[franklin]: okay all right
[howard]: yeah she's also in
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: the gold burgs i think right
[franklin]: oh yes yes yes yes wennymclindon cove yes yes
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yes you're right sorry i didn't i didn't hear the first time
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: she's in blended
[howard]: yeah blended
[franklin]: bridesmaids
[howard]: yeah yeah she's in blades maids
[franklin]: m
[howard]: got all sorts of people in here you got a you know that irish fella
[howard]: that's in is he in brides maids or is he one of those movies like
[howard]: it
[franklin]: yeah i think i know you're talking about he is the
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he is irish he's
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like one of five irish
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: guys
[howard]: yeah he's
[franklin]: crysodoud
[howard]: not in this yeah chris dad he's not in this chrysodonall is though
[franklin]: so robin
[howard]: yeah robin is in this and he's looking like
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: a million books he he killed in the very first scene by hell lindon he
[howard]: goes hey old man what
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: do
[franklin]: he
[howard]: you
[franklin]: didn't
[howard]: got
[franklin]: like that
[howard]: he says what you got to go to tell me and helen says oh why
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: don't you drink this old coffee here this little cup of coffee then the guy
[howard]: drinks it and then
[franklin]: m
[howard]: christ dal drinks it and then he says i don't feel very good and then
[howard]: he goes he just leaves we don't even get to see him die because his
[howard]: move so bored
[franklin]: it's
[howard]: he just
[franklin]: implied
[howard]: leaves
[franklin]: the likedanstein what's it called
[howard]: the lickdenstein protocol
[franklin]: okay the likedenstein protocol here and christophe donald's in it he dies
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: early on because he got a cup of coffee what
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: out of starbuck his location or like a
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: coffee
[howard]: well
[franklin]: shop
[howard]: it's not even that it's called the coffee shop of this it's just called caf
[howard]: do
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: do plase
[franklin]: okay
[howard]: yeah isn't that boring
[franklin]: that's boring i mean yeah you're boring me so far man it's like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i mean was it directed
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: by mark do plase
[howard]: no it was you know i was directed by i can't wait to tell you
[howard]: it was directed by um what's his name altman
[franklin]: old man
[howard]: isn't there yeah isn't there a tinker named
[franklin]: robert
[howard]: altman
[franklin]: altman
[howard]: yeah it's directed by alt man
[franklin]: but i don't think goes by he's a director of mash
[howard]: oh god
[franklin]: the movie
[howard]: that's boring isn't
[franklin]: i think
[howard]: that
[franklin]: mash had a movie
[howard]: yeah i think it was it did you know it started on t v show
[howard]: and he got a scynematic tie in ah
[franklin]: jesus christ all right
[howard]: that
[franklin]: so
[howard]: shuts
[franklin]: the lickdnstein
[howard]: so born
[franklin]: produce give me the plot
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: give me the big ending because this is going to be tough
[howard]: yeah so it's it's these spies and they're all saying they're all working
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: for each other so hal lindon's the american he's
[franklin]: m
[howard]: got kind of a rival slash friend a british spy played by jeremy irons
[franklin]: a young
[howard]: and
[franklin]: man in the movie
[howard]: yeah he's super young in this movie and then
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: you got there's there's some spies from other tries that you
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: think might be bad you got a spy from india supplied by deep deep roy
[franklin]: m hm
[howard]: yeah he's the indians by
[franklin]: all
[howard]: um
[franklin]: right
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: he was he was a nwpalupa
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: and
[franklin]: i mean it was
[howard]: an
[franklin]: also like an ease bounding down right
[howard]: yeah he was he was also in a transformers revenge of the fallen
[franklin]: what do you doing transformers
[howard]: he was like a like a gyptian border patrol guy or something that is like
[franklin]: oh ship
[howard]: stop here and
[franklin]: what the fuck
[howard]: is like
[franklin]: are you doing yes
[howard]: like no america is like oh i love america go on
[franklin]: oh that's awesome i got to watch
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that movie i gotta
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: give me the whole you know deep roy give me all the deep roy
[howard]: yeah let's
[franklin]: wait
[howard]: do
[franklin]: a
[howard]: a
[franklin]: second
[howard]: deeper
[franklin]: deep rods
[howard]: deeper
[franklin]: the
[howard]: a
[franklin]: fucking
[howard]: deep
[franklin]: little
[howard]: dive
[franklin]: guy
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: deep roy is a fucking little guy in
[howard]: as
[franklin]: star track with simon
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: peg
[howard]: yeah he's like every little
[franklin]: no
[howard]: guy judy
[franklin]: shit
[howard]: he was he was literally every paloma he played the palomas
[franklin]: and like the johnny depone
[howard]: no the original one
[franklin]: ship
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: bullshit
[howard]: dudedproyis sucking old man he's
[franklin]: it looks
[howard]: like
[franklin]: great
[howard]: seventy
[franklin]: though
[howard]: yeah he's amazing dude we got
[franklin]: so
[howard]: to
[franklin]: you
[howard]: do
[franklin]: start
[howard]: it
[franklin]: with anton allchin
[howard]: yeah he's done it all man
[franklin]: and
[howard]: he
[franklin]: anton
[howard]: he
[franklin]: allchin ansel elgar jesus
[howard]: yoga
[franklin]: these whites
[howard]: and r two d two
[franklin]: no bullshit
[howard]: yeah he was a standin for yoga and he was a double for our two
[howard]: m
[franklin]: two
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: who is the triple yea
[howard]: me
[franklin]: god yea
[howard]: he played he was in a movie
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: called weekend warriors and he played little girl
[franklin]: hey he was sixty four that dude is old
[howard]: yeah man deep roy is maybe he should be in the uncoloncoholl
[franklin]: had
[howard]: of fame
[franklin]: deep roy i'm sorry dr conrad murray we've got
[howard]: i
[franklin]: to take you out of the of our mount rushmore here deep roy he is
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he is our dude
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he's our guy
[howard]: he's a bout as oh you know
[franklin]: and
[howard]: what he was
[franklin]: walk
[howard]: in that johnnie depualoupa sorry
[franklin]: he wasn't in the original right
[howard]: no i guess not
[franklin]: no because
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: there were fucking
[howard]: stupid
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: it's too old for him
[franklin]: so deep road was a standing for you to holy ship
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that's awesome man
[howard]: he was in the jamie kennedy experiment playing himself in nine episodes
[franklin]: yeah right naturally yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: because because he's very obvious because you know it's deep roy
[howard]: he was in a music video by an artist named jamie t
[franklin]: m then deproi might be one of my favorite parts of that star track movie
[franklin]: with simon peg and
[howard]: yeah he's cool man
[franklin]: he's
[howard]: i
[franklin]: funny
[howard]: love de roy
[franklin]: i love dupe roy this is like
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: this is like we have a new guy and he and
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he's he's been you know he's been there the whole time
[howard]: yeah he never left us we're the ones who forgot a deep roy to be
[howard]: honest
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: with you
[franklin]: see and now we're just ahead of the pack so like if he does like
[franklin]: you know god forbid dude god forbid
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: like
[howard]: dude there's gonna be people on the internet all of a sudden they're going to
[howard]: be
[franklin]: i
[howard]: like
[franklin]: fucking
[howard]: you
[franklin]: love them
[howard]: i'm deep roy pilled or whatever
[franklin]: oh god buddy no no
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: no no
[howard]: you you weren't there for us we've been deeper guys
[franklin]: yeah yeah that's all right you know
[howard]: he was a stunt performer in basket ball
[franklin]: again
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: bad ass
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: dude
[howard]: yeah i mean he's like one of the best guys ever man
[franklin]: he is one of the best guys i want to see
[howard]: one
[franklin]: a deep renaissance come in here and get
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: him on some
[howard]: man
[franklin]: episode of a man do you know anything
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: anything
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i'll take it wherever i can get
[howard]: i think he would play a great
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: job i think he'd play
[franklin]: play anything
[howard]: they're going to mandelour i'd like to see him be one
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: of the mandelorians
[franklin]: why couldn't he be he looks great
[howard]: yeah he should be
[franklin]: he should be a man do lorian
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: maybe
[howard]: there's
[franklin]: oh man maybe you could help grog you
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: can train grog like maybe like while mandeloris taking ike look my kid
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: he's got to learn how to fight soon and then
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: deproyis the man like he's like i can teach him don't worry because he's like
[franklin]: hardened you know
[howard]: yeah yeah because they're like oh mandeloran you can't teach grego to fight you're too
[howard]: big and he's like well who's not too big and he's like this guy is
[howard]: only kind of big and it's a rod
[franklin]: still compared to baby the grog
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yes e's like he's
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: like can you teach him and then like he like fucking takes down man do
[franklin]: give him like a sucking knocks gets him in the shin take them down some
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: weapons
[howard]: yeah he deep
[franklin]: it's
[howard]: ros
[franklin]: a crafty
[howard]: like
[franklin]: guy
[howard]: deep roys cameovideos are like fifty dollars it's not too bad
[franklin]: damn
[howard]: he'll put he'll put on a little suit for you too
[franklin]: you know great colleagues uh cameos went up in price after we got him
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: to find that again deep roy would be a good one to give
[howard]: ah
[franklin]: as a plug right
[howard]: dave roy would be a great one to give us a lug he's got a
[howard]: really
[franklin]: to
[howard]: good
[franklin]: box
[howard]: instagram there is a picture of him sitting at a table and it says yes
[howard]: i eat everything so yummy love food wine as soon
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: on t v deep into
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: food so
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: he might be able to get a t v show where he eats
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: food
[franklin]: for those that don't know deep roy talented actor you know
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: just one of the great one of
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: the grades highly recommend looking him up just just staple of hollywood
[howard]: he really
[franklin]: no
[howard]: does love food man he is always eating
[franklin]: a young kenyon well not young anymore he's sixty four but he's a kenyon
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: british actor puppeteerand
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: stunt man
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i mean that's the big three
[howard]: yeah what else could you
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: like he is he's kenan he was born in cana but he's indian he is
[howard]: a seek
[franklin]: okay so he's a sick you know
[howard]: he's
[franklin]: so why
[howard]: like
[franklin]: is
[howard]: multi
[franklin]: he also
[howard]: national
[franklin]: british
[howard]: man
[franklin]: so he's like family so he's got like like maybe his mom's british or something
[howard]: you know because every country be trying
[franklin]: brit
[howard]: to get well take a look at deep roy and guest attending the world premier
[howard]: of dumb
[franklin]: yeah i saw that
[howard]: yeah deep ro
[franklin]: do
[howard]: man
[franklin]: do okay well they can't see this is an audio format big man so let's
[franklin]: let's move let's move
[howard]: let's
[franklin]: along
[howard]: just say
[franklin]: here
[howard]: dave roy dave roy ain't doing bad brother
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: no
[howard]: so this is like hell of a podcast man we
[franklin]: knee
[howard]: got
[franklin]: deep
[howard]: i mean we we cover it we go deep into the we go deep beneath
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: the covers of this king size bed brother
[franklin]: that's right
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: proud be a good guest for the show
[howard]: yeah yeah well
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: fifty bucks we can at least get him and say he loves the shell
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i don't get that i don't want to split that man h
[howard]: we will talk about it
[franklin]: m
[howard]: we'll
[franklin]: we
[howard]: see
[franklin]: talk
[howard]: how the show goes
[franklin]: it was
[howard]: i
[franklin]: just
[howard]: mean
[franklin]: like it's
[howard]: he isn't
[franklin]: so
[howard]: revigilthe
[franklin]: that
[howard]: fall and he's pretty funny there
[franklin]: hit's okay well we'll be getting more into deeprofilmography everybody but
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: we need to shout out right now the people that make this show possible
[howard]: the fans
[franklin]: god
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: let's see what questions they asked us
[howard]: okay yeah we because we got so if you don't know everybody
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: we got a patron that patroon is so sick we got
[franklin]: m
[howard]: all sorts of exclusive content
[franklin]: m
[howard]: we just record something to night with some we premier stuff but also you can
[howard]: get into our what do we call it here i guess it's their discord channel
[howard]: it's the chillest place on the internet in the entire
[franklin]: van
[howard]: world
[franklin]: popped in the other day did you know that
[howard]: yeah i know he has been and everybody around
[franklin]: who got who who added him in there
[howard]: i must have been a big ball er like you brother
[franklin]: it wasn't me why would i add him
[howard]: i don't know it wasn't me must have been
[franklin]: in the
[howard]: shaggy
[franklin]: camp sham specifically wasn't him
[howard]: that's right
[franklin]: did we answer shampoo we did we did hear i'm not gonna answer
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: dane's question a third time
[howard]: yeah don you've gotten your kicks in all right here's a question from mason
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: he just posted a link and then he says which are these books would the
[howard]: uncles order if they had to pick one
[franklin]: the fuck is
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: this
[howard]: so these books
[franklin]: oh i
[howard]: are
[franklin]: got it got
[howard]: oh it's
[franklin]: sexual
[howard]: these like
[franklin]: horror classics
[howard]: yeah are these real oh no
[franklin]: i don't
[howard]: i
[franklin]: know
[howard]: guess so
[franklin]: creaking
[howard]: the movies are use
[franklin]: pussy
[howard]: fingered
[franklin]: fingered by
[howard]: by
[franklin]: a skeleton
[howard]: as
[franklin]: you read them
[howard]: fingered by a skeleton eat my ghastly ass
[franklin]: come on
[howard]: dracula dick
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: my haunted holes i came a ghost that's a question
[franklin]: question
[howard]: mark
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: the
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: nut of nightmares
[franklin]: that
[howard]: my
[franklin]: tact
[howard]: pussy is possessed
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: no
[franklin]: a
[howard]: for as
[franklin]: es
[howard]: to
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: frankenstein's dick
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: the cave where i blew
[franklin]: ye
[howard]: big foot and
[franklin]: m
[howard]: dick bat wines
[franklin]: i think it's bat wings still
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: bat wings that makes more sense than bat wine
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: as like what's up
[franklin]: so
[howard]: i guess
[franklin]: actually it's uh the monsters
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: dick created by dr frankenstein and not frankenstein's dick
[howard]: oh that's a good one franklin
[franklin]: that's a decent one right
[howard]: yeah i
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: would of all of those i think i'd pick the cave well no that one
[howard]: seems a little too way on purpose i think i do fingered by a
[franklin]: i
[howard]: skeleton because boy that would be one you'd remember right
[franklin]: i came a ghost
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: imagine
[howard]: i
[franklin]: you nut and the spirit just shoots out
[howard]: oh yeah you're like
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: and then it's like
[franklin]: it was like tuh
[howard]: you're like
[franklin]: i would not like that very much
[howard]: no
[franklin]: kicking
[howard]: it's
[franklin]: i'd be kicking the air fan with my
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: stick in
[howard]: i would
[franklin]: my hand
[howard]: i would never
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: not again
[franklin]: i never not a god
[howard]: y
[franklin]: it's just i might come a ghost now
[howard]: yeah no
[franklin]: but
[howard]: that's not worth it bell
[franklin]: ah
[franklin]: oh god
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: i'm just getting grotesque god oh god
[howard]: oh man
[franklin]: i can only
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: imagine watching a pornography and somebody's like note of my face just like okay
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: i'm gonna
[howard]: why would
[franklin]: morrow whole brooke
[howard]: why would you do that to us
[franklin]: god
[howard]: oh yeah hall holbrook came out of your dick
[franklin]: you noted it was a ghost and it was how hall brook is like don't
[franklin]: ever try to suck your own dick
[howard]: he i did a hell of an abe lincoln or whatever
[franklin]: mother bunker was
[howard]: m
[franklin]: with a blinking at the theater
[howard]: he was the one who shot him
[franklin]: m yeah
[howard]: he
[franklin]: i keep forgetting what that one is
[howard]: hal holbrook
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: was married to dixie carter as pretty cool
[franklin]: senior
[howard]: no well the one who is on designing women
[franklin]: ah
[howard]: no
[franklin]: yes
[howard]: yeah yes
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: right
[howard]: my favorite one
[franklin]: that's your
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: favorite
[howard]: what how
[franklin]: one
[howard]: holbrook says he remembers
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: yesterday's back
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: i think how holbrook just just misses
[howard]: you know
[franklin]: being races
[howard]: every everyone's all mad at you know who are they met at for dating people
[howard]: younger than them like like leonardo caprio right
[franklin]: right right
[howard]: the
[franklin]: right right
[howard]: you know he's robbing the cradle or whatever
[franklin]: sure sure
[howard]: but but hell holbrook when dixie carter died she was seven and
[franklin]: hm
[howard]: he was like ninety two boy
[franklin]: disgusting
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: he
[howard]: boy
[franklin]: should be ashamed of himself
[howard]: boy that's disgusting
[franklin]: that's disgusting how holbrook your
[howard]: m
[franklin]: canceled here paul
[howard]: yeah well and he's coming out of our dick now
[franklin]: if you have prayed the nut to night oh
[howard]: yeah so that's how holbrook you know
[franklin]: you're
[howard]: that's
[franklin]: not just
[howard]: funny
[franklin]: noting
[howard]: we talk
[franklin]: a ghost that could be a famous ghost you don't know this
[howard]: yeah yeah it could be it could be any ghost you would never know it's
[franklin]: you
[howard]: funny
[franklin]: think
[howard]: we're
[franklin]: famous
[howard]: talking about
[franklin]: ghosts get privilege
[howard]: yeah i think like down knots probably
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: gets ahead of the line and nut privilege
[franklin]: god o lord i can tell you
[howard]: h h oh
[franklin]: the prayer i'm going to say so i don't not a ghost tonight
[howard]: yeah like ghost
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: prayer
[franklin]: ghost the ghost nut is the name of today's episode by the way so
[howard]: yeah r picture will be deep roy
[franklin]: yeah that's smart people know who we're talking about
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: because we talked a lot about it man
[howard]: yeah the ghost nut is the deepest
[franklin]: all right
[howard]: look
[franklin]: next question thank you mason
[howard]: yeah yeah the last ten to this is going to be a short ep which
[howard]: is
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: okay
[franklin]: two more questions but i don't like them
[howard]: one of them is not a question is the statement
[franklin]: okay yeah well we'll read
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: in state so shampoo
[howard]: sure
[franklin]: ask would you rather spend twenty four hours along th d v or watch season
[franklin]: one of andor
[howard]: well season one is going to be less than twenty four hours that's
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: an easy choice
[franklin]: i love and or so i mean whatever
[howard]: yeah i got to watch the last episode still i didn't get around to it
[howard]: yesterday
[franklin]: m
[howard]: i'll watch
[franklin]: you
[howard]: it today
[franklin]: know
[howard]: and i got i got to watch she holk too
[franklin]: i got to watch the hulk to
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i'm
[howard]: i
[franklin]: not
[howard]: like
[franklin]: crazy
[howard]: it
[franklin]: about
[howard]: man
[franklin]: it buti gonna watch it like what
[howard]: i thought
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: i think i think it's cute you
[franklin]: it's
[howard]: know
[franklin]: cute
[howard]: not everything has to be like mind bending sometimes
[franklin]: i agree
[howard]: you can just say like oh that's cute
[franklin]: i agree if the c g i was better for her
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: that i'm in one of those nerves but you know it can be a little
[howard]: it
[franklin]: off
[howard]: takes me out of
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: authenticity
[franklin]: look i like good cynomotography member in fact you could
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: say i love cinemotography
[howard]: sinametography member it's good to see you again what's your favorite example of synometography
[franklin]: a single shot from children of men
[howard]: kay i haven't seen that once so i'll take your word for it
[franklin]: oh citizen
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: can
[howard]: oh yeah very famous
[franklin]: oh and marvel
[howard]: yeah now we're talking brother
[franklin]: that's beautiful sentametography there
[howard]: yeah it is because you
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: always see some
[franklin]: colors
[howard]: action
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: yea a lot of colors sometimes there's some action
[franklin]: yeah you see fucking scarlet joe hanson unless
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you're
[howard]: that is a
[franklin]: stephan
[howard]: lot
[franklin]: dorf
[howard]: of
[franklin]: who's embarrassed
[howard]: oh i couldn't even bear to see her wearing that skin tight leather
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: outfit well it
[franklin]: great
[howard]: makes me sick
[franklin]: go make a vapor commercial done ass
[howard]: yeah go and look in what was it the media man or whatever
[franklin]: he wasn't a media man he wishes he was fucking
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: meteor man dude he fucking wishes
[howard]: stephen dore dude
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i ate that man
[franklin]: yeah anyways the last question trick question
[howard]: i
[franklin]: anders
[howard]: yes
[franklin]: playing this is from van
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you said in trick question
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: andrews playing in a loop on the broken tin the dmvokasoeah this is the last
[franklin]: that wasn't a question
[howard]: if you went to the den v and they had disney place you'd be so
[howard]: excited
[franklin]: i went to piss in a cup and they had ragna
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: rock
[howard]: that's dope dude
[franklin]: looking how awesome was that dude
[howard]: yeah you're like dude
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: i'll kiss all day for you my friend
[franklin]: all right you got this one here only funk man
[howard]: yeah dan this is
[franklin]: can
[howard]: a
[franklin]: you
[howard]: party
[franklin]: pause
[howard]: man
[franklin]: it an take a piss
[howard]: ah well my piss might come out positive for awesome
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: that's the kind of thing you should say if you go you're going to failure
[howard]: drug test anyway you'll be
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: like i got bad news for you man i think we're gonna come up hot
[howard]: like
[franklin]: m
[howard]: oh yeah you're like forbid cool dude
[franklin]: that's what shanras sap would fucking be
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: like
[howard]: he'd say like like whoa my piscis epic
[franklin]: he is a big epic god
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: that's
[howard]: it's
[franklin]: not
[howard]: like
[franklin]: n'tat'sthat's the last we need to we need to he needs to be our personal
[franklin]: like ben wa don't mention that guy after tonight
[howard]: yeah yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: that's we're writing him off the show he's like
[franklin]: you know
[howard]: rosin
[franklin]: what
[howard]: on the connors
[franklin]: you won't hear the name shanrosssap any more we're about putting smiles on people's faces
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: and it's not our fault what happened with him
[franklin]: no no funk that guy funk that
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: nord hope
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: you get to some listens though for that response to you
[howard]: yeah me too brother
[franklin]: i don't think it will but it would be nice
[howard]: all right well i don't know do we have much else to do franklin
[franklin]: we don't have much else we have a patron that you could all subscribe to
[franklin]: everybody patron
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: dot com slash uncle to uncle h we're adding a little premier thing you know
[franklin]: the uncles at the premier just talk a little bit about the red carpet so
[franklin]: that that video should be up very soon we talk we make fun of stephen
[franklin]: dorf a little bit on there as well
[howard]: well
[franklin]: it gets a little horny
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: on there
[howard]: just
[franklin]: a little bit
[howard]: a bit
[franklin]: not that horny you know we don't know what premier photos are coming up and
[franklin]: then helen hunts wearying this the sea through blouse i mean there could have been
[franklin]: families at that premier of
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: twister
[howard]: there could have been a grandma carrying a big plate of spigetti
[franklin]: oh no she would have spelled it if she saw
[howard]: m
[franklin]: helen hunt
[howard]: h
[franklin]: helen hunts
[howard]: m
[franklin]: bra
[howard]: yeah boy i would have m
[franklin]: as would i
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: but yeah so sign up for our patriot and follow us on you know tik
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[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: and tik tok
[howard]: where does uncle i think uncle to uncle pod on tik tok there's not too
[howard]: much going on there but it's cool and
[franklin]: make
[howard]: people
[franklin]: a video
[howard]: following
[franklin]: dude
[howard]: us there
[franklin]: please
[howard]: is big
[franklin]: i
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: beg
[howard]: i'll
[franklin]: you
[howard]: make i'll make a video where i do like hack for sure
[franklin]: so you like the narration voice
[howard]: yeah yeah yeah we'll be like camp blue we got couple of followers from some
[howard]: people here so i'll follow them back also if you can like rate and subscribe
[howard]: us on tunes or wherever else you can do that with podcast helps us out
[howard]: a little bit and we love that
[franklin]: helps the
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: agra them out give us five stars a positive review i think we should hold
[franklin]: something of a raffle for whoever shows proof of a screen shot of a positive
[franklin]: review they wrote it on apple podcast
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: think well one that should be guaranteed free stickers which we're going to make more
[franklin]: of
[howard]: definitely
[franklin]: a
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: brand
[howard]: we're making
[franklin]: new stickers
[howard]: new stickers they're going to be sick but yeah we'll do a raffle everyone who
[howard]: does
[franklin]: yeah
[howard]: it at us i will write down your name i will put it in a
[howard]: box
[franklin]: well
[howard]: and
[franklin]: do it
[howard]: uh
[franklin]: live
[howard]: yeah we'll do it alive we announce the winner and we'll send you something really
[howard]: good
[franklin]: i will show the prize for the raffle how about that i have an extra
[howard]: iffen
[franklin]: twenty four sweater
[howard]: damn
[franklin]: i have an extra twenty four letter for the action that i participated in so
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: i will i'll give that hen i'll take photos of that on the instagram and
[franklin]: hopefully they'll generate again and if you wrote in the past already awesome take a
[franklin]: screen shot of that let me know that was you and you're
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: entered in the raffle and we're going to have it we'll have it we'll have
[franklin]: it recorded
[howard]: yeah absolutely
[franklin]: you'll do it it'll be in your timber wolves hat you found
[howard]: yes i'll do it in my timber wolves hat where you i'll pull it out
[franklin]: that's perfect there
[howard]: oh
[franklin]: you know hopefully
[howard]: yeah yeah
[franklin]: that's the only thing you pull out and they're not coming a ghost tonight
[howard]: yeah
[franklin]: eh
[howard]: hell holbrook don't come out of my dick
[franklin]: uh
[howard]: so i guess that's about it everybody
[franklin]: oh
[howard]: thank you all so very much we love you each and every one
[howard]: oh