Speaker 1: You know how Reba McIntyre was the Colonel for Kentucky
Speaker 1: Fried Chicken for like a while.
Speaker 2: I miss must have missed that one.
Speaker 1: They're doing that campaign, We're like, we're gonna have used
Speaker 1: people as.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they did.
Speaker 1: I think Norm McDonald was one of them, Reba McIntyre.
Speaker 4: They did.
Speaker 3: They did a.
Speaker 1: Host of people as the colonel because the colonel, you know,
Speaker 1: it's fucking long ago died.
Speaker 3: Colonel died when I was a kid.
Speaker 2: The old man on the Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Speaker 1: Container, he was real that guy. Did you think he
Speaker 1: was a corporate logo?
Speaker 3: And that's it? Like somebody was like, I.
Speaker 2: Never really thought about it too much, right, I could.
Speaker 2: I never even ate Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Speaker 1: Well, number one, I guess that stands the reason. Number
Speaker 1: something fascinating to me because you did you grow up
Speaker 1: with commercials? Yeah, where where'd you watch commercials?
Speaker 2: Disney Channel and Nick But they were for like shoes
Speaker 2: with trambolines on them, ther Moon sand.
Speaker 1: It's like you were different they when we were kids
Speaker 1: in the seventies and eighties, Like they they didn't specifically
Speaker 1: if you watched a cartoon, they would specifically sell sugary
Speaker 1: cereal and kids toys too and stuff.
Speaker 3: But a lot of the programming that I.
Speaker 1: Watched, like oh yeah channels, there would be like, you know,
Speaker 1: fucking commercials Colore and.
Speaker 3: The Kernel and KFC.
Speaker 1: Like the Kernel was in a lot of commercials when
Speaker 1: I was a kid because he was still fucking he
Speaker 1: was still alive.
Speaker 2: Did he started?
Speaker 3: He was? He was. He's the colonel.
Speaker 2: He's the guy Chicken, Like.
Speaker 3: Ronald McDonald's not real. I mean, you know, he's real in.
Speaker 1: Our but but the Colonel was real. The Burger King
Speaker 1: also not real. This is a corporate logo. But the colonel.
Speaker 2: What about the what about which one?
Speaker 3: Who's there? Mascot?
Speaker 2: A crazy chicken? Was there one? Was there one chicken?
Speaker 3: They ever have a mascot?
Speaker 2: I don't think So it's.
Speaker 1: Is there an image on loco of a chicken that's like.
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 1: Like we believe in advertising, So our corver logo is
Speaker 1: going to have the fear of chicken shows just before
Speaker 1: it's slain for your dinner. That drives imagine knowing you're
Speaker 1: about to die.
Speaker 3: He fit to somebody else.
Speaker 1: Only to be shipped four hours later. That's the local differences.
Speaker 1: So that's why heart you can taste so delicious because
Speaker 1: the fear. And it's true, it's very true. The but
Speaker 1: Colonel Sanders was an actual dude.
Speaker 2: Sounds right. I believe you.
Speaker 1: Home, that's your BILLILL talk tonight and as you like, cadnight,
Speaker 1: good good night, puffs. He call you Quinn, goodnight, Quinn,
Speaker 1: Cannet connect you.
Speaker 3: Zoo.
Speaker 2: Did you know that Colonel Sanders? What hey, Papa.
Speaker 5: Sanders?
Speaker 2: What it's fifteen minutes after I said good night?
Speaker 3: It was false?
Speaker 2: Fifteen minutes of some island.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you know a man named news?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why that's literally sometimes I'm just trying to talk to you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What did you know how ocdonald is real?
Speaker 2: Ronald McDonald?
Speaker 1: You though?
Speaker 3: It isn't really fun.
Speaker 1: It's sound like the fuck is your Why are we
Speaker 1: talking about faster and spokesman?
Speaker 3: This late at night?
Speaker 1: You know what's happening.
Speaker 2: They don't just die. You don't kid, you don't care.
Speaker 1: Abow bro. When you've been married for twenty five years,
Speaker 1: you will have fights like that where it's just like
Speaker 1: wild fighting.
Speaker 2: I have had a fight like that, had a fight
Speaker 2: like that too.
Speaker 5: To you awake, No, I'll see ye's Oh yes, teeth
Speaker 5: do you think the chicken and Loco is scared. What
Speaker 5: do you mean the chicken like all the chicken in
Speaker 5: the store. You know the chicken in the loco?
Speaker 3: Who is it with you?
Speaker 1: A corn mascots tonight? I don't know driving, but I.
Speaker 2: Can't sleep at less I talk about it? Whose back?
Speaker 6: I king.
Speaker 2: Wants to go from one dow?
Speaker 3: What quick?
Speaker 5: And do you think Wendy is Wendy from Wendy's because
Speaker 5: she was a little girl when the Hamburger was square?
Speaker 2: Was square? That's what they were famous for, square Hamburgers.
Speaker 2: Do you want to talk about a really dark story
Speaker 2: of our neighborhood? Yeah, speaking of what is Wendy's.
Speaker 7: You don't know what I'm going to say in our
Speaker 7: neighborhood people people Mom thinks this is a is a
Speaker 7: conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: But I swear I recall so clearly that a Wendy's
Speaker 2: not far from this house someone found in their chili
Speaker 2: a human thumb. I didn't he swear, I remember it
Speaker 2: so figured out. I remember it somehow, don't you don't
Speaker 2: want to I want to believe it. I want to
Speaker 2: keep telling people.
Speaker 1: I want to believe in the world where there's a
Speaker 1: fucking thumb in chilis that came from Wendy's.
Speaker 2: Because that's why I'm vegan.
Speaker 1: I won't need a person.
Speaker 5: I won't do it. Would you.
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 2: Because sometimes they bendy that far from my house.
Speaker 1: It happened there was a case of somebody with something
Speaker 1: in their fucking fast food chili, But I don't think
Speaker 1: it happened near us like they would have closed it.
Speaker 1: That wants still open.
Speaker 7: I think it's still operating. I think they brushed under
Speaker 7: the rug. Not if we're talking about it, because I
Speaker 7: continue to suppread them not getting the worried out. But
Speaker 7: will you hang leaflets with me tomorrow?
Speaker 3: For what?
Speaker 5: Did you know that one time I got to shut
Speaker 5: down the Wendy's.
Speaker 3: That's why I asked.
Speaker 5: You think she's in her seventies and I think she's
Speaker 5: had enough.
Speaker 2: I just want to know if she I don't want
Speaker 2: to put her through that. If she's in her old age,
Speaker 2: I don't want to have to put her through that.
Speaker 2: That scandal that someone found a thumb in her chili. Wendy, Yeah, Wendy,
Speaker 2: she didn't create the restaurant. Well, I believe you embarrass
Speaker 2: her like that if she's an old person.
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 3: I'd you know, look, her parents created Wendy's.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, no it was her.
Speaker 3: It was not.
Speaker 2: No, it was her.
Speaker 3: It was not it was her. No, I know this
Speaker 3: sort of fact.
Speaker 1: It was created in Ohio in nineteen seventy to and
Speaker 1: they were known for the Square Halm Murder. It was
Speaker 1: created by a man who named it after his daughter.
Speaker 2: I think the seven year old child started it and
Speaker 2: put thumbs in chili. Nope, and put thumbs in the hamburgers.
Speaker 2: That's why there was square.
Speaker 3: No, you just don't want to face the fact that
Speaker 3: Wendy is a neo baby.
Speaker 1: You always find Wendy hanging out the fucking Spider Club,
Speaker 1: fucking abalon.
Speaker 2: I don't care you bring that term.
Speaker 3: Where do people hang out? What are the worst people
Speaker 3: hang out?
Speaker 2: And the worst people?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like where are the influencers going? Like soho house,
Speaker 1: so whole house? No, there are a lot of that anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people do that.
Speaker 3: So what I mean she do you know her parasopans?
Speaker 2: No, I've never heard of her.
Speaker 1: Where would somebody, like a modern day parasitean go be
Speaker 1: like this this hot Delilah?
Speaker 3: What's Delilah? Like?
Speaker 2: I've never been but it's a club, all right.
Speaker 1: Wendy, who would go to Delilah's every fucking night, just
Speaker 1: fucking when she was seven years old. Yeah, that's how
Speaker 1: fast Weddy used to go up.
Speaker 6: She was like, my dad is, Oh my god, I've
Speaker 6: never seen you haburger, Like, is it round?
Speaker 2: I didn't know your face could do that. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's scary.
Speaker 8: That was like.
Speaker 2: Teenage girl possessed you.
Speaker 1: Father made the square fucking haburger respect.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the seven year old.
Speaker 1: Someone get me a frusty Wendy. There was a time
Speaker 1: in this country where you could just be like, are
Speaker 1: you know Hamburgers around this fucker square? And everyone was
Speaker 1: like wow in that?
Speaker 3: And she because he did.
Speaker 1: She never had to fucking work a day in her life,
Speaker 1: chose a side, even have my fridays?
Speaker 3: Do you want pickles with that? Hey, everybody, let's get
Speaker 3: to Wendy's. It's on May.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's scary when you do that.
Speaker 3: Everyone's like, I hate her so much, but I love
Speaker 3: Free Winters. That's good.
Speaker 1: You rock, Wendy, Like, why are we? Why are we
Speaker 1: teenagers hanging out with a seven year old drunk? Seven
Speaker 1: year old drunk with power drunk with liquor because the
Speaker 1: fucking fronts are good.
Speaker 3: This one.
Speaker 2: I hate Wendy.
Speaker 9: He wants a square burger. I hateburger. Square fucking burgers.
Speaker 9: Were all of my friends bitches cook day.
Speaker 1: They're like, we hate Wendy comes in hate when when
Speaker 1: he comes in at like midnight, two in the morning
Speaker 1: with all our drunk friends. It's real weird. They're in
Speaker 1: their twenties and she's seven. Starts bargain orders and ship Wendy,
Speaker 1: you don't hate. It's my feelings when I'm making like
Speaker 1: twenty fucking square burgers at two in the morning while
Speaker 1: somebody tells me I'm a fucking jerk and so faster
Speaker 1: and shit and do you know how much I'm worth?
Speaker 3: And do you know who my dad? Do you know
Speaker 3: what my day?
Speaker 1: My name's on the restaurant, Like the whole time she's
Speaker 1: talking to me while I cook, I swear I just
Speaker 1: want to put my head in the fryar.
Speaker 2: And she's seven years old.
Speaker 3: After that she became religious.
Speaker 2: We haven't heard from her after that.
Speaker 1: She was like she went for been like, hey, who
Speaker 1: has it got fucking squire Berger to like, have you
Speaker 1: heard the good news about Jesus Christ. She has.
Speaker 3: She was like, I'd like to share my Bible with you.
Speaker 2: Wendy. Cinnamon and I just had our nine year anniversaries.
Speaker 3: That what it is. And Cinnamon came to you already
Speaker 3: like grown, right, and when.
Speaker 2: I Cinnamon is a rabbit. Also for those who when
Speaker 2: I adopted Cinnamon, the shelter said she was two, But
Speaker 2: I don't know how they would have known, because she
Speaker 2: was surrendered to the shelter like already as an adult rabbit.
Speaker 3: And was she she had like an injured year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was surrendered from a hoarder or she was
Speaker 2: saved from a hoarding situation. It was someone had a
Speaker 2: hundred other rabbits and her ear was and in a
Speaker 2: half and she had a bunch of metal stitches all
Speaker 2: over her body.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like the fucking Bunny and Guardians of
Speaker 1: the Galaxy three. You still haven't seen it, have you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 10: I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't, Yeah, because if.
Speaker 3: You had seen it, you would have been.
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, Oh I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't do it.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 2: It is it's quite I'm so grateful that it exists
Speaker 2: in that he did that.
Speaker 1: But you're like, I can't but I can't.
Speaker 3: Do. This is a little story about how we got here. Kids.
Speaker 1: Ready, This little story begins, like all good little stories.
Speaker 1: Earlier in the week, on a Wednesday.
Speaker 5: How do you record tomorrow?
Speaker 4: I was like, where the hell are you going for Saturday?
Speaker 1: All right? All right?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: Which when?
Speaker 1: Well tomorrow night?
Speaker 2: Oh are you reading?
Speaker 1: That was the six fifty five pm at night, five
Speaker 1: thirty five pm. The next day, it's.
Speaker 5: Am it possible to do mamily after dinner tomorrow?
Speaker 1: You canceled on that one totally. That was you, bro.
Speaker 1: Then also you say that night an hour later, okay, cool, Sorry,
Speaker 1: we gotta started on music, like five hours late. Music
Speaker 1: is my life. And I said, oh my god, no worries.
Speaker 1: And then side note, I think puff got a car.
Speaker 1: A whole different story I heard. And then yesterday at well,
Speaker 1: we went out to a family dinner and we were
Speaker 1: going to record momily.
Speaker 10: After and then you said, let's do Saturday.
Speaker 1: Well I said, we could do. We could do either
Speaker 1: tonight or we could do Saturday. And you no judgment,
Speaker 1: but like you seized on Saturday, like someone in the
Speaker 1: desert who has offered a droplet of water.
Speaker 3: You looked at that.
Speaker 2: I know that it's not true.
Speaker 10: You said let's do tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Some stuff to do.
Speaker 10: You said let's do tomorrow.
Speaker 1: That was your choice then. Anyways, yesterday, at nine to
Speaker 1: fifty one pm at night, a plan was made like
Speaker 1: well the between eleven and one quarter of eleven and
Speaker 1: one Harley said, so at nine to fifty one pm
Speaker 1: last night, while I was already like sleeping because I
Speaker 1: go to bed at eight o'clock, we and you kept
Speaker 1: going to a show. Can we do three or four tomorrow?
Speaker 5: Quickly? I faith?
Speaker 1: What show did you wind up going to?
Speaker 11: I have.
Speaker 8: I have some comments to make, but I went to
Speaker 8: a slothrust show. May make my comments, Okay. I just
Speaker 8: want to say I feel a freedom to be my
Speaker 8: true self with timing. You're allowed to be late with
Speaker 8: me because I because I am this way because of you.
Speaker 8: So I just feel like I can truly be because
Speaker 8: I'm a late person.
Speaker 10: And it sucks.
Speaker 1: Who taught you how to use these drugs? You did die? Literally? Yeah,
Speaker 1: who taught you how to be late?
Speaker 3: Never mind?
Speaker 10: It was literally.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 1: I don't even blame myself. You know who I blame,
Speaker 1: Mamally that's right.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: Momily gets very insulted when you say that, she's like,
Speaker 1: you're your own person.
Speaker 3: I was always. But as much as I love Mommily,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: You ask people give me ten words describe Momily. Chances
Speaker 1: are one of them.
Speaker 3: Is going to be late. But that's not criticism.
Speaker 10: That's just a I'm just only this way because.
Speaker 1: I'm just as God made me so because God made
Speaker 1: me this way, I'm just just smart made me.
Speaker 3: Sir.
Speaker 1: You taught me I did to be late.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, who's times valuable in this life?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 10: It's so awful. It's something I truly bird oh.
Speaker 1: Mys like, I know a thing or two about lateness,
Speaker 1: Move forward, have joy. There you go. That's the best
Speaker 1: fucking advice I can give you in this life.
Speaker 2: I can try.
Speaker 12: I try.
Speaker 1: I stole that from Malcolm.
Speaker 10: I try with every single other person. I just feel
Speaker 10: like with you, I don't have.
Speaker 8: To put that effort in because I can be I
Speaker 8: can just live my truth.
Speaker 10: My damn no, it's it feels safe.
Speaker 1: That was at nine point fifty last night. Then today
Speaker 1: at ten forty six am, she said hello, and I
Speaker 1: said hi, I didn't want to wake you. She said,
Speaker 1: I can also do one, and I said yes. She
Speaker 1: said what time is.
Speaker 5: Better for you?
Speaker 1: I said, your call either or, and then she says,
Speaker 1: I hate this. How about I shower and then come
Speaker 1: to you, probably at four? And I said, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that fucking that'll work A four to twenty six.
Speaker 3: I wrote you okay, and she wrote.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, we're just about to text you. I'm leaving
Speaker 1: in five. That was a four to twenty seven. Then
Speaker 1: I got to follow up text twenty minutes later four
Speaker 1: forty seven. I'm hey, Now, this may rattle others, but
Speaker 1: as the girl pointed out, I'm like, this is this
Speaker 1: amateur hour compared to the fucking bullshit I've been late
Speaker 1: four and whatnot.
Speaker 8: So yes, I know, I kind of had a feeling
Speaker 8: that this would be a topic that we might be
Speaker 8: I realized I did really like push it.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I pushed it.
Speaker 10: I pushed it.
Speaker 1: It's I'm not saying you did and you should. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I was in the other room writing, creating a world
Speaker 1: where a store, writing a story where there was a
Speaker 1: daughter who respects her father, and it was well, I
Speaker 1: was reading a Jane Bob thing, which is fucking shocking.
Speaker 10: I was writing a story where a father taught his
Speaker 10: daughter good morals?
Speaker 3: Can I read this story?
Speaker 1: I read the story, drafter, you want how many pages?
Speaker 10: Six hundred and sixty six?
Speaker 13: Okay, this is serious. We can make you delirius. You
Speaker 13: should have the healthy fear of us. Too much of
Speaker 13: us is dangerous.
Speaker 3: What am I?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 8: You know the amount of songs you've sung to me
Speaker 8: on the show that I'm like, I have no idea
Speaker 8: what the fuck you're talking about.
Speaker 1: I will continue the song, and you see if you
Speaker 1: guess what I am. Doctors at the pharmacy. Pharmacy helped
Speaker 1: take care of you and me, You and me.
Speaker 10: Like a medical commercial from a commercial for children.
Speaker 3: I was a PSA for kids about.
Speaker 1: We're not candy even though we look so fine and dandy,
Speaker 1: because in the eighties kids were taking pills and overdosing
Speaker 1: because they thought they were like Eminem's. It happened enough
Speaker 1: times that they had to create a PSA, a public
Speaker 1: service announcement.
Speaker 5: I do know what that stands for?
Speaker 3: Did they have them in your world?
Speaker 11: Like?
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, oh shut I'm a little.
Speaker 1: Shi from that. You're receiving a lot of information this episode.
Speaker 3: You may need to call the therapist.
Speaker 2: And all of this after you're done just that therapy today,
Speaker 2: I wud have to wait a whole.
Speaker 3: Week to give a shout tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 10: Is that why they put locks on pill bottles?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well why they put locks on pill bottles very specifically
Speaker 1: had to do with the tile and all poisoning case.
Speaker 1: So what happened was a bunch of people got terrified
Speaker 1: because somebody at the store bought a bottle of tile
Speaker 1: and all took the tail and all and died because
Speaker 1: somebody had put cyanide in the tile and all container.
Speaker 1: Because back then there was no childproof lock. All there
Speaker 1: was was there was no plastic that went around the rim,
Speaker 1: you know, for safety ceiling. That was all created because
Speaker 1: of this. So somebody opened up the pills, put cyanide
Speaker 1: in there, put the cotton back on top, closed it
Speaker 1: and put it on the fucking shelf. And they didn't
Speaker 1: know how many of these had happened, And so Thailand
Speaker 1: all instantly took every every tablet of thailan all off
Speaker 1: the shelves. Rather than fucking like risk a single other
Speaker 1: person dying, they pulled all their product instantly, a massive
Speaker 1: fucking recall in a span of three days beginning September
Speaker 1: twenty ninth, nineteen eighty two, seven people, including a twelve
Speaker 1: year old girl who took Cyanide lace thilan All in
Speaker 1: the Chicago area died, triggering a.
Speaker 3: Nationwide recall of the product.
Speaker 1: The poisonings led to the adoption of the tamper proof
Speaker 1: packaging for over the counter medications.
Speaker 3: Man, well, fuck, what went on a journey?
Speaker 2: What a sad sad mamily.
Speaker 8: One time when Austin and I were living in Dallas,
Speaker 8: this is one of the top moments of my life.
Speaker 1: Top moments of your life? Yep, yep, here we go.
Speaker 1: Get ready, I'm embracing.
Speaker 8: One time, as was taking a ship and moves on
Speaker 8: the back of the toilet and move fell off the
Speaker 8: back of the toilet onto Austin's back and claude is
Speaker 8: back open into Austin.
Speaker 10: Austin, this is something kind was mid poop and he
Speaker 10: moved fucking cut open his back with all his claws.
Speaker 10: So Austin fucking popped off the toilet, ship on the ground.
Speaker 13: To do that, and.
Speaker 10: So ship on the floor with a cut open back
Speaker 10: by move.
Speaker 1: All caused by the cat all cows b MoU surprise your.
Speaker 8: Relationship survived that well that I also had the pleasure
Speaker 8: of witnessing that moment there in the bathroom well.
Speaker 10: Out for the aftermath.
Speaker 3: It was like.
Speaker 1: For the aftermath, you heard it hit the floor.
Speaker 10: Yeah, basically, anyways, here's the top moment.
Speaker 1: Okay, because that wasn't it? Because that does sound like
Speaker 1: wasn't it?
Speaker 2: That was great?
Speaker 3: But no.
Speaker 8: So our place in Dallas had like a little tiny
Speaker 8: little courtyard that was fenced, and that was really small,
Speaker 8: but it had a door that you would walk through
Speaker 8: that was a part of the fence, and there was
Speaker 8: still a part of the fence above the door, if
Speaker 8: that makes any sense. And I was walking in front
Speaker 8: of Austin and I went through the door first, and
Speaker 8: then Austin was behind me.
Speaker 10: And when he walked through the door the fence.
Speaker 2: A rat Joe on his head.
Speaker 3: Fuck.
Speaker 10: He was wearing a hat bough and he didn't.
Speaker 1: Feel it and he wasn't even aware.
Speaker 8: No, I know, I was like, see that would have
Speaker 8: made me ship, And so I turned around to tell
Speaker 8: him something like oh but and I saw a rat.
Speaker 8: But I was truly stunned and speechless, so I didn't
Speaker 8: say anything for like fifteen sick because I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's like gratitude.
Speaker 8: He was literally I was going to get it, cook
Speaker 8: me a meal, absolutely blown away, and.
Speaker 1: King cooks you. He's like, why are you saying that? Jesus?
Speaker 10: Basically Yeah.
Speaker 8: Then he realized, freaked out, took the hat off, the
Speaker 8: rat jumped off, then took all his clothes off outside
Speaker 8: and because he was scared.
Speaker 13: I don't know.
Speaker 10: There was a yeah, I don't know, and yeah, and
Speaker 10: that that was really good moment in my life.
Speaker 1: One of the top moments of your life.
Speaker 10: Just wanted to saw a rat on the puff's head?
Speaker 1: Bar is low the bar we can tell you.
Speaker 10: Yeah, do you want to know another story from Dallas?
Speaker 10: Really quick?
Speaker 8: Austin and I stayed in Dallas for the entire six months.
Speaker 8: I was filming Cruel summer. We only went to Austin.
Speaker 1: It was a cruel winter too. That was during the
Speaker 1: snow apocalypse, right, cruel as with a grid shut down.
Speaker 1: You were trapped in fucking freezing Texas. I didn't even
Speaker 1: know that was possible.
Speaker 8: All right, we lost power for a week, kind of
Speaker 8: stay in a hotel with them, and.
Speaker 14: What we're doing here, yeah, well we opened the door
Speaker 14: the room here, well.
Speaker 8: And the whole time, we didn't leave because in the
Speaker 8: middle of COVID it was scary. But then one time
Speaker 8: I had like a couple of days off, so we
Speaker 8: went to Austin, Texas for like twenty four hours.
Speaker 10: It was really fun. It was such a short lived
Speaker 10: ex just the.
Speaker 1: Two humans, just the two humans, the cats behind, yes,
Speaker 1: how many cats at this point.
Speaker 10: Only two plus a cinnamon okay, and my friend watched them.
Speaker 8: And while we were there we went shopping and purchased
Speaker 8: some really beautiful pottery and we came back saw MoU,
Speaker 8: saw Carl put our pottery down for one second, maybe
Speaker 8: went to the bathroom. Then all of a sudden, A
Speaker 8: had a fucking hurricane because Moo got his head stuck
Speaker 8: in the fucking handle of the.
Speaker 4: Pottery bag and fucking was streaming through his fucking condo
Speaker 4: like nobody's business, up and down the.
Speaker 2: Stairs with his bid.
Speaker 8: He could not he could not slow down or stop
Speaker 8: for one second so I could get the fucking bag
Speaker 8: off his head. So he ran around for like five
Speaker 8: fucking minutes until he caught so much speed that the bag,
Speaker 8: like the handle stayed on the bag, and all the
Speaker 8: he broke every single piece of pottery.
Speaker 1: It happened again because.
Speaker 10: The fucking move got his head stuck in a.
Speaker 15: Bite, not trapped in a bag again, only play don't
Speaker 15: bring home then.
Speaker 1: Mood trappers no more, it's not a bag. The mood
Speaker 1: trapper he trapped twice.
Speaker 3: We'll look at that man.
Speaker 1: You got some bonus move, some bonus bonus Zoo shares.
Speaker 1: It's like, why did you tell him? I pinched it
Speaker 1: on the phone.
Speaker 10: It was move's fall.
Speaker 15: Move pick it up, pick it up. I want to
Speaker 15: touch the tar, just some litter on top of all,
Speaker 15: kick it toward.
Speaker 10: So recently, crack up, open a cold waters.
Speaker 3: Get ready for this.
Speaker 1: Recently, you've discovered something that in my side of the
Speaker 1: family I can't speak for, well even for Mom's side
Speaker 1: of the family, is it's in the blood. But it's
Speaker 1: never really anything that you had to do or think
Speaker 1: about doing, or ever wanted to do, or ever knew
Speaker 1: maybe existed.
Speaker 10: And too, I don't want to talk about talk about it.
Speaker 1: It's told Mommily. Momily was so excited you did.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Momily was like, oh, I sent her the pictures of
Speaker 1: your set.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: First, for those who are like, what's going on? Harley
Speaker 1: started flea marketing like going to the flea market and stuff.
Speaker 1: And in our family, flea markets are like that was
Speaker 1: how we spent every weekend.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: It was a queen at a flea market and Judy,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. When Judy heard that you were flea
Speaker 1: marketing and she saw the picture, it spread like wildfire
Speaker 1: back east where they were like, look how nice she
Speaker 1: did her booth, go thank you. The presentation was it
Speaker 1: was like I thought you were on a game show set.
Speaker 1: It was so well laid out.
Speaker 10: I take it seriously, you really did.
Speaker 1: Now where where does one flea market? And well, first off,
Speaker 1: are you going to go back because this is twice
Speaker 1: you've done it now?
Speaker 10: Hmmm. Well, here's the thing. I have a lot.
Speaker 1: I have a lot, a lot of stuff to sell.
Speaker 10: Yes, I collect vintage clothes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 10: My favorite thing in the world to do is go
Speaker 10: shopping for vintage I just hit myself in the face
Speaker 10: shopping for vintage clothes.
Speaker 3: Did you.
Speaker 1: So, did you do that a flea markets or generally
Speaker 1: you go to venture Yeah?
Speaker 8: I do.
Speaker 10: I do frequent some flea markets.
Speaker 1: So you were very familiar with the concepts, which is
Speaker 1: never never as vendor.
Speaker 8: No, but as I'm trying to My house is very
Speaker 8: small and there is not a lot of room, and
Speaker 8: Austin has five percent of the closet as is, and
Speaker 8: so I'm trying to get rid of some stuff nice
Speaker 8: up cycle, Yes, upcycle, and I the opportunity came to
Speaker 8: flea market and I was like, yeah, that sounds so fun.
Speaker 1: And to be fair with that name names, you were
Speaker 1: flea marketing with somebody who like has done it before
Speaker 1: or having you were both virgins. Yes, we both might
Speaker 1: have wanted to ask someone's We.
Speaker 8: Both did not know what we were doing, my friend
Speaker 8: Emma and I the first round, we truly did not know.
Speaker 10: What we were doing. However, that booth said my booth
Speaker 10: looked very nice?
Speaker 1: Really did the booth was peak sales mid all right?
Speaker 8: Well, the first round, yes, I made I made a
Speaker 8: good amount of sales on not wait.
Speaker 1: And I know what you did in the first round.
Speaker 1: So if you're saying it like this, it kind of
Speaker 1: indicates that the second round didn't go as well. Second round,
Speaker 1: by the way, it was what yesterday? Yes, all right?
Speaker 1: So being a Friday up, Yeah, I don't know anybody
Speaker 1: goes flea marketing on a Friday. It's usually Saturday, and.
Speaker 8: You're right, nobody goes to marketing on Friday. People are
Speaker 8: at work and not at the silver like flea market.
Speaker 3: I will tell you, what did you show up for?
Speaker 3: A bright eyed, mushy tail.
Speaker 8: I showed up at night. I was supposed to be
Speaker 8: there at nine, but I showed up at nine thirty.
Speaker 1: What time is your first customer?
Speaker 10: Well, that's a complicated.
Speaker 1: I don't mean lucky Lou. I don't mean somebody going.
Speaker 1: This booth is really nicely set up a lot of people.
Speaker 1: I mean somebody was like, here's hardcore cash money, give
Speaker 1: me that pair of jeans.
Speaker 10: I may have not made any sales yesterday, zero dollars.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Actually somebody did buy something in the end, pity purchase
Speaker 1: negative forty five because you had to spend to get
Speaker 1: there on the table. Yeah, here's here's the.
Speaker 3: When one. You know.
Speaker 1: I think I saw in a text between you and
Speaker 1: me and Mom that you were like, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: flea market. I was like on a Friday. I was like,
Speaker 1: maybe it's different than Los Angeles Saturday and Sunday or
Speaker 1: flea market day is number one? Yeah, number two? Why
Speaker 1: not just create a little store what on shop of
Speaker 1: fire or whatever? Fuck and then just tell these cats, hey, man,
Speaker 1: here's my store.
Speaker 8: Well, because I realized that it's fun to be on
Speaker 8: the opposite side of the vintage sales.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but just it's funner to make this sye.
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, Well you do have a point. And
Speaker 8: obviously was I a bit stung yesterday, Yes I was.
Speaker 8: I did not want to be sharing this information.
Speaker 1: But you about it next time. Next time, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: send you over with a box of pre rolls.
Speaker 10: Then I will be in business.
Speaker 1: Twenty bucks a pop. Man, you walk away at least
Speaker 1: eighteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 10: I will also be selling illegally what if.
Speaker 1: No, the way I look at it is weed's legal
Speaker 1: in California.
Speaker 8: So your advice from a father to a daughter, yeah,
Speaker 8: is to sell weed at the flea market.
Speaker 1: I mean no, all right, here's something better. Here's my
Speaker 1: better advice. Okay, next time you go, you tell me
Speaker 1: I have Nate build an ad Okay, that's like you know,
Speaker 1: a flea market, Yeah, lots of vintage clothing for sale
Speaker 1: with special guests Kevin space, Okay, and then I'm sitting
Speaker 1: there signing yeah. And so it draws people into the booth.
Speaker 1: So true, and then you.
Speaker 8: I want to know something, I would A family did
Speaker 8: come by to see me. They just didn't buy anything.
Speaker 1: So they came by to see you.
Speaker 12: Some stuff?
Speaker 1: Did they really did not. You would look at the clothes,
Speaker 1: so what they see it on your Instagram or something
Speaker 1: and they were like, oh, that's awesome. You didn't think
Speaker 1: to charge them the forty five dollars that would have
Speaker 1: covered the table.
Speaker 10: I couldn't. I couldn't bear. I couldn't. I couldn't do that.
Speaker 1: What will you go back? Is the big question?
Speaker 2: On a Friday?
Speaker 1: No, never on a Friday. Did you go on a
Speaker 1: Friday last night?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 8: I went on a Saturday, my mega sale day idayat
Speaker 8: the price the earnings, let's say it was.
Speaker 10: More than yesterday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that that's true.
Speaker 9: And you know, yeah, why not?
Speaker 8: Olivia and I went, my best friends since I was four,
Speaker 8: and she crochets.
Speaker 1: Like, did she bring merch to South She's I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get fucking flea market, Rach. You guys both drove home like, well,
Speaker 1: at least the booth looked nice.
Speaker 10: Do you want to know something?
Speaker 11: Yeah, she made five she sold ship and you didn't
Speaker 11: ship crochet millionaires. What did she sell like sucking potholders
Speaker 11: or make sweaters?
Speaker 8: She can make truly anything with yarn or crocheng, Yeah whatever,
Speaker 8: crouscheng materials needles like one needle, right, I found out yesterday.
Speaker 1: That's the difference I'm taking a knitting.
Speaker 10: Knitting is too crocheg is one one she can make.
Speaker 8: She made little tops like bikini tops, She made skirts,
Speaker 8: she made choking necklaces.
Speaker 1: Like how they going to cover her nipple? Man, nipple
Speaker 1: pop out? I mean, think about it.
Speaker 8: Well, she makes bandanas, she makes little crochete bandanasm like
Speaker 8: little head pieces, little necklaces. She's made me bags, she
Speaker 8: made me She's made stuffed animals.
Speaker 1: How long is this should take to she can she
Speaker 1: can whip.
Speaker 10: Out anything in a day, right, well most things in
Speaker 10: a day.
Speaker 3: So what did she sell?
Speaker 10: She didn't.
Speaker 8: She did not actually sell her coach, though she sold
Speaker 8: or her her clothing.
Speaker 1: She also brought vintage clothing y clothing.
Speaker 8: But she said that she believes she made the sales
Speaker 8: because she was selling her items for.
Speaker 1: The cheap, where yours not for the cheap.
Speaker 10: Mine were not exactly for the cheap, per se.
Speaker 1: See that's where you got to put them online.
Speaker 8: But yeah, no, you're right, but there are some things
Speaker 8: that wow, yeah, fuck, I didn't.
Speaker 1: Have to work hard for that one. I took the
Speaker 1: kid to children's hospital and and Jim was like, she's
Speaker 1: got to get her shots, and I do everything you
Speaker 1: do this. I was like, all right, So I went
Speaker 1: to the children's hospital with the kids. I was like
Speaker 1: three three, and you know, we went into a blood
Speaker 1: drawing room and they put her in the chair, and naturally,
Speaker 1: all of it was kind of like hospital, even though
Speaker 1: it was Elie's children's hospital, so it was geared toward kids,
Speaker 1: it was still lab looking.
Speaker 10: This is this is making me already feel trigger.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, sitting there watching and I'm not big
Speaker 1: into having blood drawn, but like I've cronious to it
Speaker 1: over the years and stuff.
Speaker 3: So she.
Speaker 1: Got in and I don't I don't even know if
Speaker 1: they poked you before you started. I think they put
Speaker 1: you in the chair. She saw the needle, freaked the
Speaker 1: fuck out. Still, I feel like a howler. Monkey fucking
Speaker 1: shot out of the room past me and the nurse
Speaker 1: who's like, I've seen it all, and fucking went screaming
Speaker 1: into the hallway, and the saddest thing was you can
Speaker 1: go right or left.
Speaker 3: She went left if you want left.
Speaker 1: There were two doors that we were not going to open,
Speaker 1: so the kid had nowhere to go, and she was
Speaker 1: like a guest at the door, like.
Speaker 3: And then I had to fucking bring her back in
Speaker 3: the room.
Speaker 1: What a monster, I know. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I never wanted to be this person, the responsible parents,
Speaker 1: the fun one, but oh my god, that was so horrifying.
Speaker 1: And yeah, it remains like a pretty high standard for
Speaker 1: like terror, you not my terror, yours. I've never seen
Speaker 1: a human being look that terrified in my entire life.
Speaker 8: If you came with me to get my blood drawn tomorrow,
Speaker 8: it would not be too dissimilar.
Speaker 12: Austin has to come with me and like hold me
Speaker 12: down so I don't fucking run.
Speaker 10: I don't know, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: My instinct is still the fucking run.
Speaker 1: Never been friends? Yeah, yeah, what what what is a
Speaker 1: young Hollywood up to these days? Let me check in
Speaker 1: is there some bulletin board?
Speaker 3: Ye?
Speaker 2: Check the shall we party website?
Speaker 1: Gee?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's Saturday night, almost seven o'clock, so
Speaker 1: clearly if there is a.
Speaker 12: Don't count on me being in it. I was also
Speaker 12: here last night, which was a Friday.
Speaker 3: It soun fuck all that, so rude, Mom and Dad.
Speaker 5: I'm here to party.
Speaker 12: You have many plans either, so these are your best
Speaker 12: plans to FUCKO.
Speaker 3: I love it, but I've had my chance. Man.
Speaker 1: I'm fifty three, like, I'm fucking past my prime, and shit,
Speaker 1: you're you're in those fucking like wonder years. And you're like,
Speaker 1: are you.
Speaker 12: Trying to make me feel bad about myself?
Speaker 1: Lucky and Bertie, Let's have a party Friday night?
Speaker 3: And I am here to like anything for a stick.
Speaker 5: Idn't think twenty four that one of my best friends
Speaker 5: would be my parents?
Speaker 3: He's like, what do you say?
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