1 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:10,759 well hello all you beautiful 2 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:15,519 people you know what time it 3 00:00:10,759 --> 00:00:17,240 is ladies and gents guys and dolls and 4 00:00:15,519 --> 00:00:20,560 everyone in 5 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:24,039 between gather around get you something 6 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:28,960 real nice to sip on and comfy to slip 7 00:00:24,039 --> 00:00:32,350 on cuz it's time for Smite Club here's 8 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:33,790 your hosts Chelsea and Hannah 9 00:00:32,350 --> 00:00:36,480 [Music] 10 00:00:33,790 --> 00:00:38,960 [Laughter] 11 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:42,719 hey everybody and welcome to Smut Club 12 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:45,680 i'm Hannah and I'm Chelsea and this is 13 00:00:42,719 --> 00:00:48,640 the podcast where we are two licensed 14 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:52,320 mental health therapists who sometimes 15 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:55,440 daydream sometimes don't and discuss 16 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:58,559 romance novels of varying caliber yeah 17 00:00:55,440 --> 00:01:01,039 or something yeah 18 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:03,039 that I mean that is the gist of it yeah 19 00:01:01,039 --> 00:01:04,879 yeah now that you know you can either 20 00:01:03,039 --> 00:01:07,200 hang or not but that is what we'll be 21 00:01:04,879 --> 00:01:08,720 doing for the foreseeable future yeah i 22 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,920 was like did I hit the high points i'm 23 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:12,479 pretty sure 24 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:14,880 okay so what if you are going to hang if 25 00:01:12,479 --> 00:01:18,799 if that interests you if that interests 26 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:22,080 you allow me to narrow it further does 27 00:01:18,799 --> 00:01:24,640 alien smut interest you if the answer is 28 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:28,880 yes welcome stick around we are doing 29 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:31,040 Ice Planet Barbarians 2 barbarian Alien 30 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:33,280 by Ruby Dixon 31 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:37,240 okay when you said two all I could think 32 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:40,320 of was is it break into Electric 33 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:43,280 Booaloo you're like I barbarians too i 34 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:48,399 was like Electric Booaloo and I'm like 35 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:51,680 you know I I read this one a a long time 36 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:53,520 ago so I and I didn't reread it cuz I I 37 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:55,280 think it's kind of fun to like 38 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:57,520 rediscover yeah rediscover and like go 39 00:01:55,280 --> 00:02:01,520 in kind of fresh and see what all I 40 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:03,360 remember but uh yeah I was I'm even at 41 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:06,399 that I was like I know it's not electric 42 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:09,280 bugaloo i read it 43 00:02:06,399 --> 00:02:14,560 be cooler if it was though 44 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:19,040 i would love to ask chat GPT to write 45 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:22,319 Ice Planet Barbarian to Electric Booaloo 46 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:24,440 we should do that we should do that we 47 00:02:22,319 --> 00:02:27,360 should absolutely okay 48 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:29,440 okay so if you have not listened to the 49 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:31,599 first Ice Planet Barbarians episode we 50 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:33,280 did I would suggest maybe going and 51 00:02:31,599 --> 00:02:36,239 checking that out cuz there's a lot of 52 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:40,160 background here of which I will do super 53 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:44,480 quickly but basically there are 12 human 54 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:47,680 women who were basically accidentally 55 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:49,920 sort of stranded on this alien planet 56 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:52,080 after they had been abducted from their 57 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:56,160 homes on Earth yeah like they were being 58 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:58,400 abducted by alien smugglers who were 59 00:02:56,160 --> 00:03:00,720 smuggling humans who then I don't know 60 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:02,319 hit turbulence dumped them yeah sorry it 61 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:05,440 has been a minute but yeah for some 62 00:03:02,319 --> 00:03:09,159 reason dumped the cargo on this planet 63 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:12,560 yes and it is a very inhospitable ice 64 00:03:09,159 --> 00:03:14,720 planet and in order for people to 65 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:17,040 survive on this planet they have to have 66 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:19,040 what is called a kooey 67 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:21,440 yes i forgot about the kooey i'm so 68 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:26,080 excited often referred to as a cootie by 69 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:31,360 the human women um and basically this 70 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:33,799 parasite essentially um allows the human 71 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:37,840 and also this alien 72 00:03:33,799 --> 00:03:42,400 species to um survive on this planet um 73 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:43,360 and it also recognizes a mate so when 74 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:46,400 it's just like when you're filled with 75 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:49,120 the Holy Spirit right 76 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:51,680 i just wanted to see your face i was 77 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:53,840 like that's not the metaphor that I was 78 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:56,720 going to go with and if I'm totally 79 00:03:53,840 --> 00:04:00,959 honest I did not choose my husband based 80 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:03,280 on anything from the Holy Spirit um 81 00:04:00,959 --> 00:04:07,040 was it his love of insane clown posy 82 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:10,080 that did it for you yes yeah it was just 83 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:13,439 something about the jugalo face paint 84 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:15,360 just got me 85 00:04:13,439 --> 00:04:17,759 you're like when I see that face paint I 86 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:20,160 need to change my panties 100% you get 87 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:20,160 it 88 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:28,720 um but yes the the kooey resonates or 89 00:04:26,639 --> 00:04:30,639 they sometimes call it singing but it 90 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:33,240 like vibrates in your chest when you 91 00:04:30,639 --> 00:04:37,600 find your mate and 92 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:39,360 um so the one of the human women this is 93 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:42,240 from the first book she had gone out to 94 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:44,800 find help or food or shelter or 95 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:47,360 something all the other women have been 96 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:51,120 trapped in this cargo hold that had been 97 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:54,880 like kicked off the ship um for several 98 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:58,880 days they are freezing um and hungry 99 00:04:54,880 --> 00:05:01,280 hungry yes stinky not having a good time 100 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:05,360 and also don't know that because they 101 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:07,840 don't have the the kooey cooties that 102 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:09,840 they are slowly dying so like they're 103 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:12,160 like not they're all kind of like slowly 104 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:15,720 diminishing right it's like a frog in a 105 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:18,800 pot yes yeah so some of the women are 106 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:21,360 like not waking up anymore like they're 107 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:24,160 not dead but like they are unconscious 108 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:27,280 and they can't wake them up anymore and 109 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:29,440 so they know they are dying they just 110 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:31,000 think that it's related to injuries from 111 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:37,039 the crash 112 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:39,280 or gas so we open with Liz and um she is 113 00:05:37,039 --> 00:05:43,360 not having a good time she's extremely 114 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:45,680 sick extremely weak um and she's getting 115 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:47,600 more and more frustrated with the other 116 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:50,000 women because there's lots of like 117 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:53,759 crying and complaining going on and 118 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:56,479 she's like "Y'all like we get it we're 119 00:05:53,759 --> 00:05:59,120 all [ __ ] struggling like everybody 120 00:05:56,479 --> 00:06:01,280 shut up." Like she's really just 121 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:05,280 exhausted and nearing the end of her 122 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:08,080 rope um but I also feel like her rope is 123 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:11,520 pretty short to begin with like she's 124 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:15,919 she's feisty she has got a short fuse 125 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:18,479 our Liz um our Liz yeah she gets real 126 00:06:15,919 --> 00:06:22,759 spiced real quick that's our Liz yeah 127 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:27,280 for a lot of reasons that's our Lizzy so 128 00:06:22,759 --> 00:06:30,120 um the Georgie has returned with a group 129 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:35,120 of these giant bluehorned 130 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:37,960 aliens to mount a rescue for the women 131 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:43,280 one of the aliens will not leave her 132 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:46,880 alone um like just won't stop like 133 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:49,840 forcing water on her like feeding her 134 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:53,199 like won't quit i'm saving you let me 135 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:55,360 save you right but he's super dickish 136 00:06:53,199 --> 00:06:57,520 about it like shoving stuff in her face 137 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:59,120 and she's like "Oh my god." So she's 138 00:06:57,520 --> 00:07:00,639 like giving it to the other women that 139 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:03,919 are struggling more and he's getting 140 00:07:00,639 --> 00:07:06,599 increasingly angry that she's not like 141 00:07:03,919 --> 00:07:12,720 receiving what he's trying to give 142 00:07:06,599 --> 00:07:16,960 her um and he says he doesn't speak 143 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:18,400 except to say Rahos which is his name 144 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:20,880 and one of the girls has like a 145 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:23,680 translator stuck in her ear and she says 146 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:26,400 "Oh that translates to the one who is 147 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:30,160 angry." 148 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:32,160 Okay this poor guy who just his mother 149 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:34,919 was like "You seem pissed." And like 150 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:38,400 gave him that name I guess 151 00:07:34,919 --> 00:07:40,880 um I mean there are some names that like 152 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:41,720 you you wonder how you look at a baby 153 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:45,280 and 154 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:48,000 think that looks like a Eugene right 155 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:51,360 right like a Ray Hos matt's listening to 156 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:53,599 this ray Hos does not sound terrible but 157 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:55,759 the one who growls and is angry is a 158 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:57,360 weird thing to do but Matt's listening 159 00:07:55,759 --> 00:07:59,919 to this podcast right now and the guy's 160 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:02,400 name is Thrasher like that's his given 161 00:07:59,919 --> 00:08:04,879 government name is Thrasher like first 162 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,879 name 163 00:08:07,879 --> 00:08:12,639 fascinated it he probably went to like a 164 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:14,879 bougie prep school like I feel like if 165 00:08:12,639 --> 00:08:17,840 you have a last name for a first name 166 00:08:14,879 --> 00:08:21,000 maybe that would be better i was like 167 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:26,319 "Oh like the bird." And Matt was like 168 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:30,560 "What?" I like never mind so anyway um 169 00:08:26,319 --> 00:08:33,919 he is also covered in scars like one of 170 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:37,120 his horns is missing like has been 171 00:08:33,919 --> 00:08:41,680 damaged um and he's like really really 172 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:44,000 scarred up and so she tells the other 173 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:46,480 women cuz they're like "What is going on 174 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:48,160 with this alien being all over you?" And 175 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:50,720 she's like "I don't know he's harmless 176 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:53,920 he's scarier than most though." 177 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:58,320 And so what Liz does not know is that 178 00:08:53,920 --> 00:09:01,760 Rahos can understand her because he got 179 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:04,160 there's a another ship it's an ancestor 180 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:07,720 ship oh yeah yeah yeah but they can like 181 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:11,760 download languages and so he had English 182 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:14,320 downloaded before he went to the um to 183 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:17,360 rescue the humans um because he wanted 184 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:23,040 to be able to communicate with them 185 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:27,519 so um he is kind of upset that she said 186 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:31,480 that he was really scary um because she 187 00:09:27,519 --> 00:09:35,839 is 100% his mate so he has experienced 188 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:38,640 resonance um but she keeps scowlling at 189 00:09:35,839 --> 00:09:40,320 him and like refusing the food and stuff 190 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:43,360 that he's offering her he's like "But 191 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:46,160 you are my mate we have resonated." So 192 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:48,880 he's like "But she thinks I'm scary." 193 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:52,000 and she won't let me help her so like 194 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:55,279 I'm not going to say anything that like 195 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:57,680 she's my mate mhm cuz like this is a 196 00:09:55,279 --> 00:10:00,880 weird situation and she doesn't have a 197 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:02,760 kooey yet so she has not experienced the 198 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:05,360 resonance well and 199 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:07,680 also not to be morbid but like the 200 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:10,720 people around her are dying right so 201 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:13,040 like Right i do appreciate that he's 202 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:15,600 feeling the room a little bit right now 203 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:18,640 is not the time Yeah to be like "Oh my 204 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:22,000 god I love you." She's like "I need a 205 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:26,800 bath so bad." Like 206 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:28,720 he's like "So you're my mate." Yeah i'm 207 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:30,880 super excited to be here my name is Ray 208 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:34,399 Hos like no that's not how we're doing 209 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:38,160 this um so he also tries to carry her 210 00:10:34,399 --> 00:10:42,480 because her toes are literally like 211 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:46,399 broken broken from the crash um and she 212 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:49,120 refuses his help um but he keeps trying 213 00:10:46,399 --> 00:10:51,839 to do it anyway and Veal who is the 214 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:54,839 chief um of their tribe eventually tells 215 00:10:51,839 --> 00:10:57,680 him that he must honor Liz's 216 00:10:54,839 --> 00:11:00,320 wishes no matter what and he's like "But 217 00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:03,519 she's hurt." Chief's like "I don't 218 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:07,040 care." Like we do not do anything to the 219 00:11:03,519 --> 00:11:09,959 humans without their consent period ever 220 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:12,800 104 well and 221 00:11:09,959 --> 00:11:15,360 also if I want to make sure I'm 222 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:17,760 remembering all this correctly but in in 223 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:19,440 the first book that like their 224 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:21,120 population was dying off and they were 225 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:24,160 having a hard time repopulating right 226 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:26,560 right and then Vectal ends up with 227 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:29,200 Georgie who's the one who had like gone 228 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:33,680 for the rescue and she was able to get 229 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:36,959 pregnant right with his I don't hybrid 230 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:39,120 baby yeah so that's also part of why 231 00:11:36,959 --> 00:11:40,959 they're like revering these women so 232 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:43,600 deeply is because they're like "We don't 233 00:11:40,959 --> 00:11:45,920 know how we having them." Yes like they 234 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:48,480 crashed here and now we are a saved 235 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:51,839 community right so I get where he's 236 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:56,240 coming from with like wanting to respect 237 00:11:51,839 --> 00:11:58,640 the the saviors of their people um but I 238 00:11:56,240 --> 00:12:03,200 also get where you're like "But my mate 239 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:05,519 is she's hurt hurt right?" And Rahos is 240 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:07,680 actually he's really scared like it's 241 00:12:05,519 --> 00:12:10,160 not that he's trying to like impose his 242 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:13,600 will necessarily he is really scared 243 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:17,040 that she is so hurt and that you know 244 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:19,000 she's so sick and she's so frail and 245 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:22,160 weak and all this 246 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:24,480 um and he's like I don't know why my 247 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:26,560 Kooie did this [ __ ] like this is the 248 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:30,240 weakest creature I've ever seen in my 249 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:32,160 life but she is mine and so I have to 250 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:34,279 take care of her like she is my 251 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:37,839 responsibility 252 00:12:34,279 --> 00:12:40,320 um so and we flash back and forth 253 00:12:37,839 --> 00:12:43,920 between Ray Hos and Liz's perspectives 254 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:46,000 but when we get back to Liz she is 255 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:48,880 basically getting sicker by the minute 256 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:53,959 as they're walking through you know all 257 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:59,560 of this snow um and the the women 258 00:12:53,959 --> 00:13:03,959 watch the there is a creature called a 259 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:08,560 sakot you know it's a thing it's a big 260 00:13:03,959 --> 00:13:10,800 creature that has the kooey in the heart 261 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:13,279 and so they have to take down one of 262 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:15,680 these giant creatures in order to get 263 00:13:13,279 --> 00:13:18,800 the kooey for the women so they watch 264 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:22,160 the men complete this hunt and Liz grew 265 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:25,279 up hunting with her dad and is super 266 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:28,320 experienced in like bow hunting and she 267 00:13:25,279 --> 00:13:31,279 knows about like skinning stuff and 268 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:33,160 dressing things and like she knows 269 00:13:31,279 --> 00:13:37,959 what's what 270 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:43,519 so she watches Georgie get the first 271 00:13:37,959 --> 00:13:45,600 cootie um and she's like "Yeah um no I 272 00:13:43,519 --> 00:13:48,519 know from hunting with my father that 273 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:51,360 parasites are bad." like this is 274 00:13:48,519 --> 00:13:53,360 horrible i don't want one of those like 275 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:56,079 I'm not doing that without really 276 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:58,399 understanding that it is the life force 277 00:13:56,079 --> 00:14:01,920 that she needs to make the planet 278 00:13:58,399 --> 00:14:06,079 hospitable to humans right she's like I 279 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:07,839 don't trust these giant blue dudes like 280 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:11,120 no 281 00:14:07,839 --> 00:14:12,680 so she starts hobbling away and then is 282 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,959 trying to think of some kind of 283 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:17,360 alternative like "Okay so if I can't 284 00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:18,800 stay with these blue freaks where am I 285 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:21,360 going to go how am I going to take care 286 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:24,399 of myself?" And then all of a sudden 287 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:28,399 like Rahas shows up and pins her to the 288 00:14:24,399 --> 00:14:30,240 ground and forces a kooey into her which 289 00:14:28,399 --> 00:14:32,800 requires like a cut on the neck and 290 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:34,320 stuff so he holds her down and does that 291 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:38,959 yeah it's not like you're just like "Oh 292 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:41,680 I'm swallowing a worm thingy." It's like 293 00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:43,040 we have to cut you we have to make an 294 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:45,040 incision 295 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:47,440 open it and then let this like thing 296 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:51,120 burrow inside of you yeah and then it 297 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:53,360 lives in your heart and you know I get 298 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:57,760 where if you didn't know that you needed 299 00:14:53,360 --> 00:15:01,639 one to live Mhm why it wouldn't interest 300 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:05,519 you yeah she's like "No the weird 301 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:09,920 glowing blue tapeworm is not for me 302 00:15:05,519 --> 00:15:12,079 man." Like "No thank you." So she loses 303 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:14,120 consciousness through this experience 304 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:17,680 which is normal when somebody gets a 305 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:19,760 kooey so Ray Hos is like "Listen she is 306 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:23,040 going to hate me forever but at least 307 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:25,920 she will survive." like 308 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:29,199 he knows like he just couldn't let her 309 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:33,040 die but he she he was like she's already 310 00:15:29,199 --> 00:15:36,000 so mad and clearly doesn't like me like 311 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:40,399 worst I can do is save her right um 312 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:43,519 bless him yeah trying he is trying and 313 00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:46,320 he's remembering like he's holding her 314 00:15:43,519 --> 00:15:50,240 um and remembering that his parents 315 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:52,680 hated each other as well um but they 316 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:55,519 were all still a family and he's like 317 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:58,399 maybe me and Liz will be the same like 318 00:15:55,519 --> 00:16:00,480 maybe she won't ever like love me but 319 00:15:58,399 --> 00:16:03,519 you know we'll still have a family maybe 320 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:04,839 cuz that's all he wants because when he 321 00:16:03,519 --> 00:16:10,079 was a 322 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:13,759 child his dad kidnapped him and his mom 323 00:16:10,079 --> 00:16:18,480 and like yes spirited them away and the 324 00:16:13,759 --> 00:16:21,800 mom got pregnant again and Rahos was 325 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:25,759 told like They 326 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:28,839 basically everybody died like and Rahos 327 00:16:25,759 --> 00:16:31,600 his dad dropped him back off with the 328 00:16:28,839 --> 00:16:34,320 tribe and then disappeared and was never 329 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:36,959 seen again so he has no family like his 330 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:39,920 mother his father his younger brother 331 00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:43,279 are all gone and he just wants some 332 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:47,519 family and somebody that will be there 333 00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:48,519 for him so he my heart I know and for 334 00:16:47,519 --> 00:16:51,920 some 335 00:16:48,519 --> 00:16:54,800 reason poor Ray Hos he decides he's just 336 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:57,519 going to take her away somewhere until 337 00:16:54,800 --> 00:17:00,079 they're properly mated and then the 338 00:16:57,519 --> 00:17:02,560 tribe can't take her away from him like 339 00:17:00,079 --> 00:17:05,839 he's terrified that like somebody's 340 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:09,360 going to try to take her away and so he 341 00:17:05,839 --> 00:17:11,280 kidnaps her which is not good it's not 342 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:13,880 good 343 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:16,880 yeah intent versus impact right 344 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:18,559 yeah um and he's like I know that she 345 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:21,039 thinks I look really scary because of 346 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:22,959 all of my scars and stuff but I'm just 347 00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:25,760 going to focus on taking care of her and 348 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:28,079 like eventually her kooey will like 349 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:29,400 resonate with mine and and then you know 350 00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:34,480 everything's going to be 351 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:36,240 okay so he takes her to um a secret cave 352 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:38,799 that he has because he's one of the 353 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:40,960 hunters for the tribe so he has this 354 00:17:38,799 --> 00:17:45,320 like separate cave that he stays in when 355 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:48,960 he goes on hunts um and 356 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:52,160 so when they get there he undresses her 357 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:55,039 and bathes her and redresses her he's 358 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:56,640 concerned about her wounds so he's it's 359 00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:59,679 all very clinical he's not doing 360 00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:01,600 anything weird um but he is actually 361 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:03,679 really obsessed with her hair she's got 362 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:06,799 like long blonde hair and he's like 363 00:18:03,679 --> 00:18:09,400 "This is amazing." He's like so soft oh 364 00:18:06,799 --> 00:18:14,080 my god so 365 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:17,360 um he's like I I just want to like touch 366 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:20,320 her and love her and like mate her but 367 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:22,640 like she needs to be awake obviously so 368 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:26,160 like that's good right i just want 369 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:28,200 cuddles yeah we buried the bar for Ray 370 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:32,160 Hos but he is trying really 371 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:34,120 hard um here's the thing i feel like the 372 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:37,520 bar is not buried 373 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:39,720 because I can see what his true north is 374 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:44,760 yeah right and 375 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:48,880 like that doesn't make any of it okay 376 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:51,039 i But she's like kidnapping is not okay 377 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:56,919 but 378 00:18:51,039 --> 00:18:56,919 in this situation I can allow it 379 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:03,640 so um he decides that he is going to 380 00:19:01,679 --> 00:19:06,880 leave her because she's still 381 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:09,679 unconscious so that he can go hunt some 382 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:11,360 food for her um because he knows she's 383 00:19:09,679 --> 00:19:13,679 going to need to eat and he also knows 384 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:16,840 he maybe shouldn't be alone in this cave 385 00:19:13,679 --> 00:19:20,799 with her while she's unconscious 386 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:24,320 so Liz then wakes up and immediately 387 00:19:20,799 --> 00:19:26,799 starts to panic and tries to like claw 388 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:30,240 the kooey out of herself because she's 389 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:32,640 like "Holy [ __ ] oh my god." And so Ray 390 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:35,120 Hos ties her up to prevent her from 391 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:37,960 hurting herself so now she's been 392 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:42,000 kidnapped and she is bound against her 393 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:44,720 will and Ray Hos I'm I'm really rooting 394 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:47,080 for you i know we we really want you to 395 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:49,200 be successful but 396 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:51,640 currently we also want you to make 397 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:55,960 better choices just 398 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:59,760 generally but Liz also now is 399 00:19:55,960 --> 00:20:05,200 experiencing the resonance so her poo is 400 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:07,840 going crazy okay and she is big mad 401 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:09,679 oh buddy she is pissed she's like "Of 402 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:11,520 course I'm I made it to the angry one." 403 00:20:09,679 --> 00:20:13,919 Like what the [ __ ] she's This is 404 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:17,440 [ __ ] 405 00:20:13,919 --> 00:20:20,520 and when I read that I was like Liz have 406 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:23,080 you considered that you are the angry 407 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:24,919 one and 408 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:27,640 perhaps 409 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:32,159 perhaps the kooey was just matching the 410 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:34,840 vibes like have you considered like all 411 00:20:32,159 --> 00:20:38,960 I'm saying is it seems 412 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:41,760 like the kooey might have understood 413 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:45,600 more than you did in this moment maybe a 414 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:48,480 little bit maybe a little bit so um he 415 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:51,760 feeds her by hand um because she's still 416 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:53,760 tied up and she falls back asleep and 417 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:55,640 when she wakes up he's gone again and 418 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:58,720 she is 419 00:20:55,640 --> 00:21:01,200 untied she is so horny she feels like 420 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:04,080 she's going to die and so she starts 421 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:07,159 masturbating two thoughts of Rahos and 422 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:11,880 of course as she calls his name he 423 00:21:07,159 --> 00:21:15,840 appears in the cave entrance 424 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:17,840 um so Ray Hos is also pissed and horny 425 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:19,840 um is that part of like they have to 426 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:22,000 like claim their mate and they'll just 427 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:24,640 keep getting hornier until it happens 428 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:28,559 yeah or am I just making that up yeah so 429 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:31,039 the kooey resonance like apparently 430 00:21:28,559 --> 00:21:34,960 triggers arousal and if you don't give 431 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:37,440 in to that arousal it will just increase 432 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:42,720 consume you yes 433 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:45,679 because um a huge part of why the kooey 434 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:48,000 resonates is because it's a a fertile 435 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:49,760 mate that matches you and so it 436 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:53,919 basically the kooey is saying like these 437 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:57,679 two will make strong offspring and so so 438 00:21:53,919 --> 00:22:00,400 the kooey is not saying the angry one 439 00:21:57,679 --> 00:22:02,400 also needs an angry one it's just saying 440 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:04,080 you're like they will make the angriest 441 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,840 offspring 442 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:07,960 it's just saying the angry one needs a 443 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:11,200 fertile one is 444 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:13,679 really um and this one will be your 445 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,679 fertile 446 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:18,240 one i don't know why I didn't like that 447 00:22:16,159 --> 00:22:21,960 so much i didn't really like it either 448 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:25,120 but it already happened so 449 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:27,520 so Ray Hos is also still really angry 450 00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:29,760 and very horny and he really doesn't 451 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:31,159 understand why she keeps pushing him 452 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:35,600 away 453 00:22:31,159 --> 00:22:38,000 um she's like he he's like "We're mates 454 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:42,080 like we're resonating doesn't she feel 455 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:44,240 it like I don't get it." Um and I didn't 456 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:46,640 slice her open and put a parasite in her 457 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:49,960 for nothing i didn't kidnap her from my 458 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:54,000 tribe for no reason you guys 459 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:56,640 so he is standing there like "Are you 460 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:59,200 [ __ ] for real oh my god I'm so 461 00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:01,760 horny." And she's like still touching 462 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:05,120 herself she hasn't stopped but she's 463 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:07,840 like "Do not come near me." And he's 464 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:09,159 like "All right." So he just starts 465 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:11,360 touching 466 00:23:09,159 --> 00:23:13,840 himself and which feels like a 467 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:16,720 reasonable response given the situation 468 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:21,840 he's like "Okay." So he just whips his 469 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:23,760 dick out which I get and so then um she 470 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:27,919 just keeps going on and on about how 471 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:29,760 much she hates him how much she is not 472 00:23:27,919 --> 00:23:33,200 attracted to him and doesn't want to be 473 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:34,960 doing this and like and has no idea he 474 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:37,679 can understand everything none 475 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:39,919 whatsoever like she still thinks that 476 00:23:37,679 --> 00:23:46,000 they don't speak the same language at 477 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:50,760 all um so he's like "Maybe this is like 478 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:55,919 part of human mating cuz she's into 479 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:57,760 it but her words don't match." And he's 480 00:23:55,919 --> 00:23:59,520 like "We don't need to speak the same 481 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:02,799 language to understand that body 482 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:04,720 language girl." Hey and he's like "I 483 00:24:02,799 --> 00:24:07,039 just want to make her happy so if that's 484 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:09,840 what she needs to do I get it that's 485 00:24:07,039 --> 00:24:12,240 okay like she can tell me how much she 486 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:14,400 hates me that's cool 487 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:17,520 it's really sad actually it's like if 488 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:19,360 that's what being a family is right well 489 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:21,240 because again his parents really hated 490 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:25,039 each other 491 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:29,440 um so he calls out her name as he comes 492 00:24:25,039 --> 00:24:32,559 and then um she immediately like backs 493 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:36,360 up um onto the first that he had set up 494 00:24:32,559 --> 00:24:39,919 and like turns away from him 495 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:43,360 so Liz wakes up the next morning with 496 00:24:39,919 --> 00:24:45,400 Rahos like all cuddled up behind her and 497 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:48,600 she is 498 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:51,320 like "I hate you so 499 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:54,760 bad but you're really 500 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:56,279 warm and really cute 501 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:59,039 actually." 502 00:24:56,279 --> 00:25:02,400 And and maybe my Kooie did know a thing 503 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:05,279 or two yeah and like he does these 504 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:07,360 little like teasing things where like he 505 00:25:05,279 --> 00:25:09,200 offers her water and she goes to try to 506 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:12,240 take it and he like pulls it back and 507 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:14,840 like she's like "Well that's cute." Cuz 508 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:17,760 he's like trying to be playful with her 509 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:21,000 um but it's like pissing her off that 510 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:26,080 he's so cute so 511 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:28,080 um Liz is really excited um to go 512 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:30,000 hunting with him because that was 513 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:32,720 something she did with her dad and her 514 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:36,640 father had passed away a few years 515 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:39,240 before she was abducted so she hasn't 516 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:42,000 really been hunting since then 517 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:45,200 um and so she really wants to go with 518 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:48,960 him but Rahos leaves the cave without 519 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:52,240 her and points to her feet because she 520 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:55,520 doesn't have any shoes and he's like 521 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:58,640 "You you can't come." Like "Yeah like 522 00:25:55,520 --> 00:26:03,039 I'm not trying to be an [ __ ] and Yeah 523 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:05,679 oppress women but but you're barefoot 524 00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:08,640 and your toes are broken." Yeah he's 525 00:26:05,679 --> 00:26:10,960 like "This isn't like a I'm the hunter." 526 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:12,720 Right right right the lady must wait for 527 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,880 me but what are you going to do you 528 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:19,520 don't have shoes and this is a literal 529 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:21,520 ice planet yeah mhm so she's really 530 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:24,240 pissed that he has left her behind again 531 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:28,240 but Rahos this whole time he's been 532 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:31,679 hunting food for her um and he has been 533 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:33,679 really overwhelmed thinking about how 534 00:26:31,679 --> 00:26:36,559 his whole life he's never really been 535 00:26:33,679 --> 00:26:39,360 wanted and now his mate doesn't want him 536 00:26:36,559 --> 00:26:41,520 and he's like well I guess that's just 537 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:44,480 my lot in life yeah he's like I guess 538 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:46,720 that's just the way it is like you know 539 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,400 my mother did not want to be mated to my 540 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:51,039 father she was in love with somebody 541 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:56,400 else and reminded me and him of that 542 00:26:51,039 --> 00:26:58,559 pretty often and um you know my father I 543 00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:01,120 got injured and I wasn't worth the 544 00:26:58,559 --> 00:27:05,200 trouble to him so he just like abandoned 545 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:07,520 me with the tribe and like they were all 546 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:11,039 nice to me and like took care of me but 547 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:13,440 like they I was just an extra mouth like 548 00:27:11,039 --> 00:27:15,080 I wasn't ever like I didn't belong to 549 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:20,000 anybody 550 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:22,919 um and so when he gets back from hunting 551 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:25,520 food for her he finds her trying to make 552 00:27:22,919 --> 00:27:28,720 pants because the other thing that had 553 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:32,559 happened was when the hunters came they 554 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:34,400 brought clothing for all of the women um 555 00:27:32,559 --> 00:27:38,159 because they knew they didn't have 556 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:41,120 anything and so Liz had been given this 557 00:27:38,159 --> 00:27:43,039 like long leather skirt thing and so 558 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:47,360 she's been like cutting it and trying to 559 00:27:43,039 --> 00:27:50,720 sew it into pants um 560 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:53,120 Liz is spirited yeah she's really she's 561 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:55,200 going to do it she might not do it well 562 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:59,679 and she'll probably regret it but she's 563 00:27:55,200 --> 00:28:02,320 going to do it and likely loudly oh yeah 564 00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:04,799 yeah you'll know she's doing it and 565 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:10,080 you'll know she's pissed at you while 566 00:28:04,799 --> 00:28:11,840 she is doing it um so he is um 567 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,360 intentionally not giving her shoes 568 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:16,919 because he's scared she's going to run 569 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:19,840 away um but she just has 570 00:28:16,919 --> 00:28:22,320 a constant running commentary going 571 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:24,880 because again she has no idea that he 572 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:27,600 understands her and so she's just like 573 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:29,279 you know it's so crazy that I prefer my 574 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:32,360 meat raw instead of cooked now maybe 575 00:28:29,279 --> 00:28:34,360 it's the kooey and she's like just 576 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:36,919 constantly 577 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:40,640 talking um and 578 00:28:36,919 --> 00:28:43,600 he feeds her by hand um and is just 579 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:47,840 really enjoying taking care of her and 580 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:50,159 then um all of a sudden like he like 581 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:52,120 goes to caress her cheek or something 582 00:28:50,159 --> 00:28:55,840 and she goes 583 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:59,120 nope like like that and he goes is this 584 00:28:55,840 --> 00:29:04,480 a mating word he's like I'm so confused 585 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:06,919 nope by the noob okay not the same by 586 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:10,399 any stretch of the 587 00:29:06,919 --> 00:29:14,399 imagination however back in my grad 588 00:29:10,399 --> 00:29:16,760 school days uh I was on staff at a 589 00:29:14,399 --> 00:29:20,399 church in 590 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:22,559 Texas and uh was good friends with the 591 00:29:20,399 --> 00:29:24,880 band and would like sing with him for 592 00:29:22,559 --> 00:29:27,279 like winter like weekend retreats and 593 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:30,320 things like that but there was one time 594 00:29:27,279 --> 00:29:32,080 when they all went out to dinner and the 595 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:33,360 food had just been served and so they're 596 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:36,080 like "Hey everyone let's just like pray 597 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:38,240 for our meal real fast which like fine." 598 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:40,559 So the guy who said it "Everyone bows 599 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:43,679 their heads." And this is like a crowded 600 00:29:40,559 --> 00:29:46,600 like busy restaurant and he just starts 601 00:29:43,679 --> 00:29:50,080 going "Father God." 602 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:54,080 like and one of the other guys with his 603 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:58,120 head still bowed hands still together 604 00:29:54,080 --> 00:30:00,640 just goes "Nope." Like "Cut off 605 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:03,440 the He's like "We're not doing that." 606 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:05,600 Listen Jesus gets it you don't have to 607 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:07,399 yell we can pray for the food but you're 608 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:11,679 not going to pull this [ __ ] 609 00:30:07,399 --> 00:30:14,080 man everybody be cool this is why nobody 610 00:30:11,679 --> 00:30:15,520 enjoys Christians at a restaurant 611 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:18,159 because they make it weird and they're 612 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:19,919 terrible tippers 613 00:30:18,159 --> 00:30:22,880 i was about to say we can't forget the 614 00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:24,720 tipping and then you got there well when 615 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:26,960 I waited tables that was always the 616 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:30,880 worst like I literally had people leave 617 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:34,559 me like a like a pamphlet for prayer as 618 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:36,880 a tip like a prayer pamphlet oh wow i 619 00:30:34,559 --> 00:30:39,919 was like "Cool this will definitely pay 620 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:42,679 my rent later 621 00:30:39,919 --> 00:30:45,440 maybe I'll pray about 622 00:30:42,679 --> 00:30:47,520 it it's like you are not drawing me into 623 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:49,360 the church here my freshman year of high 624 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:51,840 school I went it's the only year that I 625 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:54,080 went to a private Christian school and 626 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:56,559 um someone asked me if I was going to 627 00:30:54,080 --> 00:31:00,240 the prayer club meeting and I said "I'll 628 00:30:56,559 --> 00:31:04,240 pray about it." And they didn't love 629 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:07,360 that joke i liked it and that's why I 630 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:09,360 left the school not true at all 631 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:11,880 she's like "Long and the short of it 632 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:15,279 didn't fit into the prayer 633 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:18,080 club." No I So I was at home this week 634 00:31:15,279 --> 00:31:19,799 and I had just gotten out of the shower 635 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:23,039 and it was like a 636 00:31:19,799 --> 00:31:26,000 10:30ish in the morning maybe and 637 00:31:23,039 --> 00:31:29,520 somebody rang my doorbell and I am a 638 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:31,520 millennial so I was like "Nope I won't 639 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:34,080 be doing that." Um because I'm not 640 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,840 expecting anyone and anybody that I 641 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:38,000 would want to speak to would text or 642 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:40,640 call first and they probably wouldn't 643 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:42,480 show up at my house yep 644 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:44,640 so I was like "Yeah I'm not doing that." 645 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:46,880 And my hair was wet and I had like 646 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:49,039 barely gotten dressed out of the shower 647 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:51,440 and then somebody knocked on the door 648 00:31:49,039 --> 00:31:53,200 like the cops like bang bang bang bang 649 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:55,279 and I was like "What the fuck?" I was 650 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:57,519 like "Is this a delivery of something?" 651 00:31:55,279 --> 00:31:58,880 Cuz Matt had had like some electronics 652 00:31:57,519 --> 00:32:00,440 delivered earlier in the week i was like 653 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:03,440 "Did he order more 654 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:05,679 stuff?" Nope it was Jehovah's Witnesses 655 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:08,320 coming to ask if they could pray with me 656 00:32:05,679 --> 00:32:09,919 and I was like "No thank you." Like 657 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:13,679 Hannah imagine if you had been in 658 00:32:09,919 --> 00:32:16,799 session oh I know i know i was pissed 659 00:32:13,679 --> 00:32:19,120 what i was pissed and this this woman 660 00:32:16,799 --> 00:32:21,279 was like "My friend here and I were just 661 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:23,039 coming around to share the love of the 662 00:32:21,279 --> 00:32:25,120 Lord with our neighbors would it be okay 663 00:32:23,039 --> 00:32:28,480 if I pray with you?" And I was like "No 664 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:30,080 thank you." And she went "Oh oh um could 665 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,240 I leave you with a pamphlet?" And I said 666 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:35,960 "Sure thing you guys be safe thanks so 667 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:38,159 much." And just close the door 668 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:40,799 yeah do you remember that meme that was 669 00:32:38,159 --> 00:32:42,399 going around a while ago where like the 670 00:32:40,799 --> 00:32:44,960 friends were texting and he was like 671 00:32:42,399 --> 00:32:46,960 "Tell your tell your girlfriend Merry 672 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:48,399 Christmas." And he's like "She's a 673 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:53,880 Jehovah's Witness." And he's like "Oh I 674 00:32:48,399 --> 00:32:53,880 forgot tell her knock for me." 675 00:32:54,799 --> 00:33:00,240 That is a good one yeah that is a good 676 00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:02,720 one but she said she like slid cuz I 677 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:04,320 didn't open my screen door even cuz I 678 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:06,240 also had my dog that I was trying to 679 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:09,039 prevent from running out the door and 680 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:11,919 she like slid me this pamphlet and she 681 00:33:09,039 --> 00:33:14,559 was like "You can use your home Bible to 682 00:33:11,919 --> 00:33:16,960 follow along." And I was like "Thank you 683 00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:16,960 so 684 00:33:17,799 --> 00:33:24,799 much." So awkward i once found a 685 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:28,880 pamphlet uh in a Olive Garden bathroom 686 00:33:24,799 --> 00:33:31,519 that just said "When I die I'm going to 687 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:34,200 H." And then the rest of it was a blank 688 00:33:31,519 --> 00:33:37,279 line for you to fill 689 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:38,600 in and then you opened it and it shared 690 00:33:37,279 --> 00:33:42,080 the love of 691 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:44,960 Christ as he intended to be found in the 692 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:47,039 Olive Garden bathroom 693 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,960 unlimited soup salad and bread sticks 694 00:33:47,039 --> 00:33:52,480 right 695 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:54,440 and the Lord Holy Spirit unlimited Holy 696 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:58,399 Spirit um so 697 00:33:54,440 --> 00:34:02,399 anyway so um she says nope and like 698 00:33:58,399 --> 00:34:06,559 backs away from him and he's still not 699 00:34:02,399 --> 00:34:09,280 engaging with her like verbally so she 700 00:34:06,559 --> 00:34:11,119 still still is believing that he has no 701 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:13,399 idea what she's saying and that he can't 702 00:34:11,119 --> 00:34:16,919 communicate so 703 00:34:13,399 --> 00:34:22,480 um she decides to initiate a language 704 00:34:16,919 --> 00:34:26,879 lesson um and so she like touches his 705 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:29,919 chest to say like you know name Ray Hash 706 00:34:26,879 --> 00:34:33,839 and then he goes to touch her chest and 707 00:34:29,919 --> 00:34:37,639 he's essentially like groping her boob 708 00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:41,839 um and so she smacks 709 00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:46,159 him to like get him off of her and my 710 00:34:41,839 --> 00:34:46,159 notes say "Jok's on her he's into that 711 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:52,560 shit." Because he was like "If this is 712 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:56,359 human mating ritual I am enjoying it." 713 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:58,520 Okay he's like "All right who would have 714 00:34:56,359 --> 00:35:02,400 thought?" So 715 00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:04,640 um Liz then like she's growing 716 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:07,920 increasingly anxious being stuck in this 717 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:10,079 cave with him and um feeling more and 718 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:12,800 more like she's going to give in to this 719 00:35:10,079 --> 00:35:15,680 kooey mating thing and so she decides to 720 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:19,760 make an escape plan so she needs to make 721 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:21,920 shoes and she needs to make a bow um so 722 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:24,320 that she can hunt and keep herself alive 723 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:27,000 and you know what i will say this Liz is 724 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:31,240 a resourceful [ __ ] she really is 725 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:34,400 i would not do that well if I were 726 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:36,400 abducted and dumped on an ice planet 727 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:40,400 i've read like five of these now and I 728 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:44,560 was like I would have done been dead oh 729 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:48,960 my god like they're like tanning furs 730 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:52,400 and making leather and planting crops 731 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:54,400 and like learning to hunt and like lest 732 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:57,440 we forget you already have to be able to 733 00:35:54,400 --> 00:36:00,000 hunt to get the life force to sustain 734 00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:03,440 you yeah i'd have done been dead for a 735 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:09,320 long time like it would not have been 736 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:13,640 for me like no chance no chance 737 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:16,320 um so kudos to Liz is she a real one out 738 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:18,240 here she's like "I'm making my own pants 739 00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:22,160 and shoes and I'm going to go kill some 740 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:26,079 [ __ ] and I will survive." Yeah 741 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:28,160 she said "I don't need no man." So the 742 00:36:26,079 --> 00:36:31,839 next day when Rahos gets home from 743 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:36,000 hunting he is highly suspicious because 744 00:36:31,839 --> 00:36:38,240 Liz isn't talking and doesn't put up a 745 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:41,119 fight when he feeds her 746 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:45,200 she's just super compliant and quiet liz 747 00:36:41,119 --> 00:36:47,280 you can't you can't change like that no 748 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:50,480 and she even lets him like snuggle with 749 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:53,760 her a little bit that night um and he's 750 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:57,839 like "What is she up to?" Like the whole 751 00:36:53,760 --> 00:37:01,680 time rhos ain't no fool no he knows 752 00:36:57,839 --> 00:37:04,720 what's up so he wakes up when she is 753 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:07,839 sneaking out of bed but he pretends to 754 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:10,160 stay asleep um cuz he finds it really 755 00:37:07,839 --> 00:37:11,480 cute that she's trying to be so sneaky 756 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:15,680 he's like 757 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:18,160 a Um and so yeah I like that it's not 758 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:21,599 even like he was waiting up to see what 759 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:25,599 she might do he was just like I'll hear 760 00:37:21,599 --> 00:37:29,920 her yeah yeah he's like it's not going 761 00:37:25,599 --> 00:37:31,760 to work so um he follows her she steals 762 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:35,359 his shoes 763 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:37,599 um and his spear and she goes out to the 764 00:37:35,359 --> 00:37:40,000 trees nearby i mean stealing his shoes 765 00:37:37,599 --> 00:37:45,040 will take significantly less time than 766 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:47,119 making her own yes but um so he's 767 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:49,200 impressed by like how determined she is 768 00:37:47,119 --> 00:37:52,560 he's not even mad about it he's like "My 769 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:54,160 mate is incredible i'm so proud of her." 770 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:56,480 He's like "I could have had a [ __ ] ass 771 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:59,880 mate who just sits there mine wants to 772 00:37:56,480 --> 00:38:03,920 do dope [ __ ] hell yeah baby be sneaky 773 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:06,160 boo so Liz is actually looking for 774 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:08,960 material to make a bow so she is not 775 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:11,880 actually escaping yet she's just like 776 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:15,440 gathering supplies to be able to 777 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:18,480 escape so she finds her way to this 778 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:20,320 river and she sees some bamboo stuff 779 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:22,400 growing out of the river and she's like 780 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,839 "That would probably make a pretty good 781 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:27,280 bow actually." 782 00:38:23,839 --> 00:38:31,520 So um as she is reaching for it she 783 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:33,200 hears Rahos screaming her name and um 784 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:37,920 that's when she sees that there is in 785 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:41,119 fact a face attached to the bamboo um 786 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:44,160 cool yeah yeah yeah yeah there's a big 787 00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:48,400 old monster in there and it wants to eat 788 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:50,720 her face so Ray Hos has like taken off 789 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:53,839 to get to her and like tackles her to 790 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:58,000 the ground so I mean I will say Liz is 791 00:38:53,839 --> 00:39:00,960 resourceful but Liz also has the hubris 792 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:03,440 of being a seasoned hunter not that all 793 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:05,920 seasoned hunters are have hubris have 794 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:09,359 hubris but just like But she's on an 795 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:14,320 unfamiliar planet yeah like there's a 796 00:39:09,359 --> 00:39:18,000 lot you don't know yeah yeah so he kills 797 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:21,839 the fish like pulls it out of the water 798 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:23,760 mhm and kills it and I you you got to 799 00:39:21,839 --> 00:39:27,440 watch out for those bamboo river fish 800 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:30,000 right monster fish that will eat you 801 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:33,040 what was that show River Monsters did 802 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:34,400 you ever watch that no oh my god so 803 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,480 there was this guy who was like a 804 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:39,359 professional fisherman and I think it 805 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:43,520 was on the maybe Discovery Channel but 806 00:39:39,359 --> 00:39:45,960 he would go to like the Amazon or like 807 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:49,040 some kind of extremely 808 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:50,880 remote denial i think he did a few times 809 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:53,920 and he would go on these fishing trips 810 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:56,400 and just like see what's in there and he 811 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:59,440 would catch like the wildest things and 812 00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:01,280 I was like "Yeah that's what I thought 813 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:03,119 of." Is now a good time to tell you that 814 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:06,560 I've never been fishing in my entire 815 00:40:03,119 --> 00:40:08,440 life oh my god really i think I've been 816 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:10,440 once and it was at 817 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:13,760 Disney that 818 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:15,920 counts does it that counts like when my 819 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,839 I was talking to a friend of mine whose 820 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,119 husband was on a bachelor party and 821 00:40:17,839 --> 00:40:22,320 she's like "Yeah he just sent me a 822 00:40:19,119 --> 00:40:24,800 picture fishing in the Keys pretty sure 823 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:26,800 the captain of the boat show some throw 824 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:30,079 some chum in the water to make the 825 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:31,920 tourists feel good about themselves i 826 00:40:30,079 --> 00:40:34,960 don't think this was of his own doing." 827 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:37,440 And I was like "Still counts." Yeah i'm 828 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:41,160 like I mean he did still catch it but 829 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:41,160 way to keep him humble 830 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:48,480 yeah m yeah I would die so fast on this 831 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:52,480 planet right well here's the thing i 832 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:54,800 might if I could resonate with someone 833 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:57,280 oh man that I I just need to [ __ ] it up 834 00:40:54,800 --> 00:41:00,319 to stay on the planet i was going to say 835 00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:03,040 I tend to be sometimes like Liz a little 836 00:41:00,319 --> 00:41:06,240 bit where I can be a little sometimes 837 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:08,400 harsh and sarcastic and I talk a lot 838 00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:10,400 occasionally 839 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:12,240 not nearly to the point of Liz because 840 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:14,240 at the beginning of this I was like I 841 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:15,839 get it Liz like I really do and then 842 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:20,160 towards the end of the book I was like 843 00:41:15,839 --> 00:41:21,760 oh honey I do feel like that is ringing 844 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:24,960 a bell where I was like I remember like 845 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:27,839 finding Liz a little annoying at 846 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:29,240 different parts yeah but like I would 847 00:41:27,839 --> 00:41:33,599 have to 848 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:38,240 really just smile and be so cute about 849 00:41:33,599 --> 00:41:41,440 it like I hope you find my frail slow 850 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:43,359 death adorable cuz that's all I have to 851 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:46,000 offer that's literally all I have to 852 00:41:43,359 --> 00:41:50,400 offer you right now well I'm like I'm 853 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:52,720 sorry i am not going out in search of 854 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:55,200 thing like I'm like I know nothing about 855 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:59,359 this ice cold planet also I grew up in 856 00:41:55,200 --> 00:42:02,880 Florida i'm not made for the ice cold no 857 00:41:59,359 --> 00:42:05,680 no I do i will say because of growing up 858 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:07,280 in Florida I can confidently say that I 859 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:11,520 would not approach the water and touch 860 00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:16,160 anything in it yes um but that didn't 861 00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:19,200 afford me other survival skills so 862 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:22,400 um but as this is all happening Ray Hos 863 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:24,960 is coming to the rescue liz is so turned 864 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:29,400 on by this she's like I'm going to die 865 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:31,920 like she's so horny um and 866 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:35,560 somehow don't ask me how cuz I'm not 867 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:39,400 sure but he starts eating her 868 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:41,240 out like pins her to the snow and just 869 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:45,119 like goes 870 00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:47,200 in and the entire time she is telling 871 00:42:45,119 --> 00:42:49,040 him that she doesn't want him to do that 872 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,880 and she hates him and she still thinks 873 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:56,520 he's terrible 874 00:42:50,880 --> 00:43:00,960 um poor Ray Hush yeah 875 00:42:56,520 --> 00:43:03,280 so she comes he's still going for it 876 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,920 because their tongues the blue alien 877 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:07,200 tongues have 878 00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:10,119 ridges there's a lot of texture 879 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:14,160 happening that she's really into right 880 00:43:10,119 --> 00:43:17,599 now um and she tries to push him away 881 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:21,359 because she's so sensitive and he growls 882 00:43:17,599 --> 00:43:22,720 mine and like goes back in and she's 883 00:43:21,359 --> 00:43:26,440 like "That's hot." And then she's like 884 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:28,119 "Wait a minute was that English what the 885 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:32,760 [ __ ] 886 00:43:28,119 --> 00:43:36,079 so she's really bad 887 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:38,720 mine while eating her out was the word 888 00:43:36,079 --> 00:43:41,920 that broke the camel's back on that one 889 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:44,400 yeah and Rahos is like "Why is she upset 890 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:46,079 did I do it wrong did I not bring her 891 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:48,800 pleasure?" 892 00:43:46,079 --> 00:43:50,880 She seemed to enjoy it yeah and she's 893 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:52,720 like "You lied to me." And he was like 894 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:54,720 "No." 895 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:56,960 And she's like "Yes you didn't tell me 896 00:43:54,720 --> 00:44:00,160 you could speak English." And he said he 897 00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:03,400 was like "You you never asked me you 898 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:06,880 just talked to me a lot and I am a quiet 899 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:09,920 person." So I listened 900 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:11,839 i learned a lot about you and I've 901 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:14,400 learned some about human mating rituals 902 00:44:11,839 --> 00:44:19,160 that I don't really understand but that 903 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:22,560 maybe we should unlearn um but 904 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:24,599 um he literally says like it's not my 905 00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:28,560 fault that you talk so 906 00:44:24,599 --> 00:44:33,680 much like he's like it's just I don't 907 00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:35,599 feel like that's that's on me you know 908 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:40,480 incredible liz maybe we need to look in 909 00:44:35,599 --> 00:44:43,040 the mirror incredible right so um he had 910 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:48,160 ripped her pants off you know she worked 911 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:52,000 so hard to make them and so um he offers 912 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:55,200 her his like loin cloth thing and she's 913 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:58,720 like "No." with like all this disgust on 914 00:44:55,200 --> 00:45:00,880 her face and he's like "Oh she doesn't 915 00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:04,160 want me to be naked because she thinks 916 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:08,800 I'm so ugly i'm so unattractive cuz I'm 917 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:11,640 so scarred up." Um and so eventually 918 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:15,440 like he gets her back to the cave and 919 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:17,680 everything and she confronts him and is 920 00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:20,160 like "You are literally just keeping me 921 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:23,599 here until you get me pregnant like 922 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:25,920 that's all you're doing because you've 923 00:45:23,599 --> 00:45:29,119 decided that or our kooey have decided 924 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:31,200 that we're mated and that's what this is 925 00:45:29,119 --> 00:45:34,720 all about like you don't actually care 926 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:39,319 about me like you just want me to have 927 00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:42,880 your kids um and he's like 928 00:45:39,319 --> 00:45:45,280 "Yeah like I I do want you to have my 929 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:46,280 kids i I am keeping you here until I get 930 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:49,280 you 931 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:52,319 pregnant." And he does not understand 932 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:56,720 why she is so upset he's like "The kooey 933 00:45:52,319 --> 00:45:58,400 decides like we don't decide like it's 934 00:45:56,720 --> 00:46:01,280 not my fault we vibrated at the same 935 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:03,359 time right like what?" Like the kooey 936 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:04,640 said so so now we're mates i don't 937 00:46:03,359 --> 00:46:08,440 understand why you're struggling with 938 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:13,839 this like obviously this is how it 939 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:17,440 works um so at this point Liz just feels 940 00:46:13,839 --> 00:46:22,400 completely defeated and just really sad 941 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:24,319 and alone um and she says you know this 942 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:26,400 all of my choices are being taken away 943 00:46:24,319 --> 00:46:28,560 again like my choices were taken away 944 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:30,160 when I was abducted my choices were 945 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:32,480 taken away when I was dumped on this 946 00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:36,160 planet my choices were taken away when 947 00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:38,480 you forced this cootie on me and now my 948 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:41,920 my choices are being taken away again 949 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:43,560 all because of my stupid vagina like I 950 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:47,440 hate it 951 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:50,960 here and um 952 00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:52,839 he's like I don't that's not it though 953 00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:55,119 like he does not 954 00:46:52,839 --> 00:46:56,960 understand where she's coming from at 955 00:46:55,119 --> 00:47:00,079 all and he's really trying because he 956 00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:02,720 can tell how upset she is um yeah like 957 00:47:00,079 --> 00:47:05,440 this isn't him like being obtuse or 958 00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:08,079 controlling like he legitimately like 959 00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:12,880 culturally in their society like chosen 960 00:47:08,079 --> 00:47:16,079 mates is really not a thing so he's like 961 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:20,800 the kooey said like that means it's done 962 00:47:16,079 --> 00:47:23,920 um so after some rest and some space 963 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:28,000 away um Liz decides that she's going to 964 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:30,319 try to actually talk to him mhm and 965 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:33,839 maybe get to know him a little bit she's 966 00:47:30,319 --> 00:47:36,720 stuck here with him anyway and she 967 00:47:33,839 --> 00:47:39,119 discovers that he's just really lonely 968 00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:40,960 like he always goes and hunts by himself 969 00:47:39,119 --> 00:47:43,040 away from the tribe and spends a lot of 970 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:45,440 time away from them because he doesn't 971 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:47,359 feel like he belongs there and he feels 972 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:50,000 like he's constantly earning his place 973 00:47:47,359 --> 00:47:53,839 by providing food for the tribe so he's 974 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:56,079 just always out by himself hunting 975 00:47:53,839 --> 00:47:57,920 and he also is really worried that she 976 00:47:56,079 --> 00:48:01,040 thinks that he's really ugly and he's 977 00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:04,240 like "I'm really sorry about this like 978 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:07,359 all my scars and stuff." And she's like 979 00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:09,839 "No like that's not it at all." And she 980 00:48:07,359 --> 00:48:12,960 then shares her part of like humans 981 00:48:09,839 --> 00:48:15,839 choose mates this whole like fate kooey 982 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:18,640 thing is not how we do it and I'm having 983 00:48:15,839 --> 00:48:21,280 a hard time like adjusting to everything 984 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:24,599 which is also valid right well and she's 985 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:28,880 like "Please understand like I was 986 00:48:24,599 --> 00:48:31,280 abducted out of my bed i was probed and 987 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:33,440 held in a cargo bay where the other 988 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:36,480 women and I were intermittently abused 989 00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:39,200 and not really fed and then we fell on 990 00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:42,720 this planet like I'm just I'm having a 991 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:44,319 hard time." like and so he's like 992 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:46,640 starting to understand more of where 993 00:48:44,319 --> 00:48:51,119 she's coming from and eventually agrees 994 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:53,640 to take her hunting if she agrees to 995 00:48:51,119 --> 00:48:56,160 spend the night with him as 996 00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:58,240 mates and she's like "So you're 997 00:48:56,160 --> 00:49:01,040 blackmailing me into having sex with you 998 00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:03,760 right now like that's pretty [ __ ] up." 999 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:06,960 And he's like "No no I just want to hold 1000 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:07,880 you like mates do that's it." 1001 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:10,800 And 1002 00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:12,720 so my notes say he's basically touch 1003 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:15,359 starved which isn't in the book but like 1004 00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:20,400 that's kind of what I got was that like 1005 00:49:15,359 --> 00:49:22,400 Yeah he didn't have any softness or like 1006 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:25,119 it wasn't part of the culture for the 1007 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:27,960 men to be like holding each other or 1008 00:49:25,119 --> 00:49:33,119 hugging each other or anything 1009 00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:35,200 um so she agrees um and so she then 1010 00:49:33,119 --> 00:49:36,880 makes a bow and arrow and like shows him 1011 00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:39,280 how it works and they're teaching each 1012 00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:42,760 other and that's great um but then when 1013 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:46,280 it is finally time for bed she says no 1014 00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:49,720 sex um and he says 1015 00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:54,559 "Understood oral all 1016 00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:58,079 around." Um and that is when um he 1017 00:49:54,559 --> 00:50:00,240 reveals that he's a virgin as well um 1018 00:49:58,079 --> 00:50:01,839 because there are a very limited cuz 1019 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:03,720 like you said at the beginning they're 1020 00:50:01,839 --> 00:50:06,240 their numbers are dwindling the tribe is 1021 00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:08,880 dying so there's only like four adult 1022 00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:11,960 women in the tribe and because of all of 1023 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:14,480 his scars and because he's kind of 1024 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:18,440 growly none of them were ever interested 1025 00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:23,119 in hooking up with him so it just never 1026 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:27,400 happened so um they snuggle all night 1027 00:50:23,119 --> 00:50:30,880 great sleep for everybody and 1028 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:34,400 um so he's getting increasingly 1029 00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:37,280 frustrated the next morning because Liz 1030 00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:39,280 continuously denies that they are mates 1031 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:43,359 like he will call her mate and she's 1032 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:46,000 like no and he's like but we are because 1033 00:50:43,359 --> 00:50:48,079 the kooey said so like I I understand 1034 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:51,920 more of where you're coming from i'm I 1035 00:50:48,079 --> 00:50:54,559 get that this is a big transition and it 1036 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:58,079 doesn't change the fact that the kooey 1037 00:50:54,559 --> 00:51:01,040 has spoken right we are still mates what 1038 00:50:58,079 --> 00:51:04,000 part are you not understanding so 1039 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:06,240 previously when she did not know that he 1040 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:08,079 could understand her she was like 1041 00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:10,720 babbling babbling babbling and called 1042 00:51:08,079 --> 00:51:14,960 him a dick and was like I guess that's 1043 00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:17,280 just you know who you people are like 1044 00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:20,960 that's the song of your people is a 1045 00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:22,880 bunch of dicks out here and so that 1046 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:26,000 morning she then calls him a dick and he 1047 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:29,400 goes "The song of my people." And she's 1048 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:33,040 like "Yep you got it." Like "Good 1049 00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:35,200 job." Um but they finally go on a hunt 1050 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:37,440 um and he's super impressed by how 1051 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:39,000 clever she is and how great she is at 1052 00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:42,960 all of this 1053 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:46,079 um and clearly skilled at it for sure 1054 00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:48,079 yeah um and so she also tells him that 1055 00:51:46,079 --> 00:51:51,920 if they catch something on this hunt 1056 00:51:48,079 --> 00:51:53,839 that um he can help her bathe later so 1057 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:56,160 um 1058 00:51:53,839 --> 00:51:59,119 he's like challenge is accepted highly 1059 00:51:56,160 --> 00:52:01,040 motivated yeah so um they're having a 1060 00:51:59,119 --> 00:52:03,160 lot of fun like teaching each other new 1061 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:05,800 hunting techniques 1062 00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:11,760 um and 1063 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:14,319 um Rahos spots a creature like down a 1064 00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:17,960 big ridge thing and so he goes looking 1065 00:52:14,319 --> 00:52:22,440 for a way to get down there and while he 1066 00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:27,760 is away from her this 1067 00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:31,359 furry furby Ewok looking thing shows up 1068 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:35,960 and um it's small and so she's like "Is 1069 00:52:31,359 --> 00:52:39,280 it is this a a baby thing?" She's like 1070 00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:42,079 "Hey." Like I'm not trying to touch you 1071 00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:44,960 or anything i'm just like "Hey." 1072 00:52:42,079 --> 00:52:48,559 Well it's really not good cuz she's like 1073 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:51,839 if this is a young one there's probably 1074 00:52:48,559 --> 00:52:54,960 grownup ones around and there in fact 1075 00:52:51,839 --> 00:52:57,440 are there's like 20 of them um and these 1076 00:52:54,960 --> 00:53:00,280 are called metlacs and they are known 1077 00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:04,079 for like descending in a horde and 1078 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:07,839 ripping things apart like hunters prey 1079 00:53:04,079 --> 00:53:09,680 whatever once again cool cool okay not a 1080 00:53:07,839 --> 00:53:13,839 good situation to find ourselves in no 1081 00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:16,319 so Rahos like he sees what is happening 1082 00:53:13,839 --> 00:53:19,760 and as he's coming back he tells Liz to 1083 00:53:16,319 --> 00:53:23,359 run he's like just run and she's like no 1084 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:27,200 like I'm not leaving you here um and so 1085 00:53:23,359 --> 00:53:30,079 he is in full panic but also so proud 1086 00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:31,920 because she's like knocking she only has 1087 00:53:30,079 --> 00:53:33,520 four arrows I think but she's knocking 1088 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:35,280 them and like taking these things out 1089 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:37,760 and she's got a knife and she's just 1090 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:40,160 like fighting so hard but he realizes 1091 00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:42,160 like they're going to be overrun like 1092 00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:44,160 this is not going to be successful even 1093 00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:46,559 though she has killed several and he has 1094 00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:49,960 killed several um they are still vastly 1095 00:53:46,559 --> 00:53:53,599 outnumbered in the situation right so he 1096 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:55,920 sees the only option being he grabs as 1097 00:53:53,599 --> 00:53:58,880 many of them as he can like five or six 1098 00:53:55,920 --> 00:54:04,800 of them and flings himself off of the 1099 00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:07,839 ridge to give her a chance to run 1100 00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:10,800 um and he's like I'm really like on the 1101 00:54:07,839 --> 00:54:13,440 way down he's like well I never got to 1102 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:15,359 like be with her or claim her but she's 1103 00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:19,520 safe and she's alive and I did my job as 1104 00:54:15,359 --> 00:54:23,680 her mate i protected her and so it then 1105 00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:25,920 he hits and we flash back to Liz who is 1106 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:28,480 screaming and there are only a few of 1107 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:31,280 the creatures left so she eventually is 1108 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:32,920 able to get away um and makes her way 1109 00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:36,079 back down to 1110 00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:37,359 Rahos and he landed on one of the Furby 1111 00:54:36,079 --> 00:54:41,119 things she doesn't know what they're 1112 00:54:37,359 --> 00:54:44,800 called so she calls them Furby things um 1113 00:54:41,119 --> 00:54:46,880 and his leg is at like the wrong angle 1114 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:50,079 and he is covered in blood but he's 1115 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:52,720 still breathing and so and she didn't 1116 00:54:50,079 --> 00:54:55,280 she went and found him she did she did 1117 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:58,880 not abandon him she was cuz she saw what 1118 00:54:55,280 --> 00:55:00,880 he did for her like and so um she 1119 00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:02,559 desperately wants him to wake up cuz 1120 00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:04,000 she's like I need to tell him that I 1121 00:55:02,559 --> 00:55:06,160 don't hate him and that he's like the 1122 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:08,160 most handsome man I've ever seen and 1123 00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:10,839 like that I'm sorry like I need him to 1124 00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:15,280 wake up m um and 1125 00:55:10,839 --> 00:55:17,599 so um she's like this is my time to show 1126 00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:19,440 him that he can count on me like I am 1127 00:55:17,599 --> 00:55:24,160 going to rescue him from this he is 1128 00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:27,359 going to survive this period and so she 1129 00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:29,839 uses her clothes and some random pink 1130 00:55:27,359 --> 00:55:32,559 wispy tree things to make a sled and 1131 00:55:29,839 --> 00:55:36,960 pulls him like the three miles back to 1132 00:55:32,559 --> 00:55:38,960 their cave damn Liz yep and she is a 1133 00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:43,599 complete mess by the time she makes it 1134 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:46,720 back um but Rahos wakes up eventually 1135 00:55:43,599 --> 00:55:49,680 and he's like "Just leave me here." Like 1136 00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:51,680 "Please just leave me." And um that just 1137 00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:55,680 makes her mad because that's her default 1138 00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:59,520 and she's like "No." She is quick to 1139 00:55:55,680 --> 00:56:01,040 anger yeah so she's like "No I'm not 1140 00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:02,880 leaving you and you better get better 1141 00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:04,559 because if you don't you won't [ __ ] me 1142 00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:09,119 but if you do get better you get to [ __ ] 1143 00:56:04,559 --> 00:56:13,599 me." So get better idiot motivated 1144 00:56:09,119 --> 00:56:17,839 like what so um girl math you know yeah 1145 00:56:13,599 --> 00:56:19,760 I get it so Ray Hos then wakes up to Liz 1146 00:56:17,839 --> 00:56:23,520 moving about their cabin and taking care 1147 00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:25,119 of him um and she is immediately on him 1148 00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:28,839 checking his wounds making sure that 1149 00:56:25,119 --> 00:56:33,599 she's okay um and he 1150 00:56:28,839 --> 00:56:36,079 is like not interested in her feeding 1151 00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:37,920 him and stuff he's like "You said if I 1152 00:56:36,079 --> 00:56:39,799 woke up and got better that we could do 1153 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:43,359 it and I'm 1154 00:56:39,799 --> 00:56:46,160 awake and I'm trying to get it fulfill 1155 00:56:43,359 --> 00:56:48,960 your promises." Yeah yeah yeah i woke up 1156 00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:51,079 like I did it 1157 00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:54,960 um so 1158 00:56:51,079 --> 00:56:56,960 um his kooey is also like seems to be 1159 00:56:54,960 --> 00:57:00,319 getting increasingly frustrated and is 1160 00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:03,520 like vibrating violently it's like so 1161 00:57:00,319 --> 00:57:05,119 you know so I threw myself off a ridge 1162 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:07,839 for you and you told me I could [ __ ] you 1163 00:57:05,119 --> 00:57:10,880 let me [ __ ] you already right but then 1164 00:57:07,839 --> 00:57:15,520 like after he has a moment he realizes 1165 00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:17,920 Liz does not look so good um 1166 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:21,359 and she tells him that she's been caring 1167 00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:24,079 for him by herself for 10 days so she's 1168 00:57:21,359 --> 00:57:26,640 been going out and hunting and bringing 1169 00:57:24,079 --> 00:57:29,440 food back and like making broth out of 1170 00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:31,680 things to give him and like she's been 1171 00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:35,040 doing all this herself for all this time 1172 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:38,079 yeah so okay i forgot that it was like 1173 00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:39,079 that long it's a long time yeah not like 1174 00:57:38,079 --> 00:57:41,760 he 1175 00:57:39,079 --> 00:57:44,240 like not like in some books where it's 1176 00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:47,119 like they like fall asleep and go into a 1177 00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:51,599 coma and then like wake up 12 hours 1178 00:57:47,119 --> 00:57:54,240 later with a raging boner i mean I still 1179 00:57:51,599 --> 00:57:56,720 think he woke up with a boner but Mhm 1180 00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:58,240 that's his kooey 1181 00:57:56,720 --> 00:58:02,160 we can't blame the boy 1182 00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:04,480 um so Liz is continuing to shut Ray Hos 1183 00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:08,559 down but she is also like getting 1184 00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:10,400 increasingly horny mhm um and so when he 1185 00:58:08,559 --> 00:58:12,559 falls back asleep she decides to take 1186 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:13,480 like a quick sponge bath cuz she feels 1187 00:58:12,559 --> 00:58:16,559 really 1188 00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:20,559 gross um but when she goes to scrub her 1189 00:58:16,559 --> 00:58:23,200 legs which means she is bending over um 1190 00:58:20,559 --> 00:58:24,680 Ray Hos just shows up behind her and 1191 00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:29,119 starts eating her 1192 00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:32,640 out he's like "Oh hello." And like gets 1193 00:58:29,119 --> 00:58:35,280 in it fancy meeting you here yeah yeah 1194 00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:37,520 um and so she tries to tell him like 1195 00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:40,839 "You need to rest." And he's like "I 1196 00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:45,680 need to [ __ ] my mate." Like 1197 00:58:40,839 --> 00:58:48,160 um so he eats her out till she comes 1198 00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:53,839 flips her over and immediately just goes 1199 00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:57,760 in the aliens have a spur on the top of 1200 00:58:53,839 --> 00:58:59,880 their dicks which looks in my imagining 1201 00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:04,400 like one of those rabbit 1202 00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:08,200 toys yep so like the little spur as they 1203 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:11,079 call it is perfect for clitoreral 1204 00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:15,200 stimulation um and 1205 00:59:11,079 --> 00:59:17,680 so she's into it but he immediately like 1206 00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:19,680 freezes up cuz he's like "Oh my god did 1207 00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:21,839 I hurt you like are you okay?" And she's 1208 00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:25,280 like "These are good sounds please 1209 00:59:21,839 --> 00:59:27,440 move." Like you're killing me right now 1210 00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:29,359 you know the whole time I was saying "I 1211 00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:31,040 hate you don't touch me while letting 1212 00:59:29,359 --> 00:59:32,720 you eat me out." Maybe it's a mating 1213 00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:34,880 thing no no no these are the mating 1214 00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:36,920 things these are the Right right right i 1215 00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:40,480 understand that I've confused 1216 00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:46,880 you i'm being serious now let me clarify 1217 00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:49,680 right um so they go at it all night ray 1218 00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:51,040 Hos is basically like "This is the best 1219 00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:53,359 thing that's ever happened to him he's 1220 00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:55,359 never been so happy in his whole life." 1221 00:59:53,359 --> 00:59:58,880 um and he is planning on keeping her in 1222 00:59:55,359 --> 01:00:01,000 this cave until she is visibly pregnant 1223 00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:04,200 so no one can take her from 1224 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:07,440 him so Liz 1225 01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:09,359 um as they're laying there the next day 1226 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:12,160 Liz is like "We did it wrong." And he's 1227 01:00:09,359 --> 01:00:13,839 like "We made it wrong what did I do?" 1228 01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:15,599 He's like "I thought I did it right." 1229 01:00:13,839 --> 01:00:17,760 What he's like "It felt pretty right." 1230 01:00:15,599 --> 01:00:21,040 Yeah i mean I was pretty into it you 1231 01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:25,839 seem pretty into it and so she tries to 1232 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:27,839 explain foreplay to him and um so she's 1233 01:00:25,839 --> 01:00:29,599 like "You gotta like you know touch my 1234 01:00:27,839 --> 01:00:33,160 boobs or something." And so he like 1235 01:00:29,599 --> 01:00:36,280 honks one tit and is like "Did I do the 1236 01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:38,720 foreplay?" He's like "Did I do 1237 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:42,000 it?" Like a conservative Christian 1238 01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:45,200 wedding night yeah literally literally i 1239 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:47,400 read that touching the boobs is good so 1240 01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:50,599 I touched them 1241 01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:55,839 i am following the 1242 01:00:50,599 --> 01:00:58,400 steps to reach maximum arousal mhm mhm 1243 01:00:55,839 --> 01:01:00,400 yep so we honked one boob and believe it 1244 01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:02,640 or not that didn't get that didn't do it 1245 01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:04,839 it didn't get her wet so she's like "No 1246 01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:08,240 that's not foreplay." And he goes 1247 01:01:04,839 --> 01:01:11,280 "Oh this is where the nope that's where 1248 01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:14,079 we use it." And so he goes "Nope." And 1249 01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:15,440 she's like "Excuse me?" He's like 1250 01:01:14,079 --> 01:01:17,520 "That's what you did the first time I 1251 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:20,000 grabbed your boob." Right he's like 1252 01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:23,920 "This is the foreplay word." But then 1253 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:27,280 she gets more mad and so she explains 1254 01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:29,440 some more and eventually like she then 1255 01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:32,000 calls him babe which pisses him off he's 1256 01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:33,920 like "I'm not a child." And she's like 1257 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:36,400 "It's a term of endear." Like it's a lot 1258 01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:38,720 of like even though they technically 1259 01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:41,839 understand each other now they still 1260 01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:44,160 don't understand each other really um 1261 01:01:41,839 --> 01:01:46,319 and it's all pretty funny and adorable 1262 01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:49,799 eventually um and then they just [ __ ] 1263 01:01:46,319 --> 01:01:52,440 some more and they're having a good time 1264 01:01:49,799 --> 01:01:55,760 um so 1265 01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:58,079 eventually they go out hunting again um 1266 01:01:55,760 --> 01:02:01,040 Ray Hos is really hoping that Liz is 1267 01:01:58,079 --> 01:02:05,760 already knocked up um but as they are 1268 01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:08,480 hiking um someone calls out to them and 1269 01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:11,920 Rahos starts to panic and tries to like 1270 01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:14,720 take Liz back to the cave um but it's 1271 01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:18,079 his people and so he's like gripping 1272 01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:19,920 Liz's hand um and telling her like "They 1273 01:02:18,079 --> 01:02:21,920 will not take you from me." And she's 1274 01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:24,240 like "What are you talking about like 1275 01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:26,559 why would they take me away from you 1276 01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:30,799 like I don't get it." 1277 01:02:26,559 --> 01:02:33,520 So she tries to calm him down um and the 1278 01:02:30,799 --> 01:02:35,760 two hunters have been looking for them 1279 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:38,400 because they are aware that a storm is 1280 01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:40,799 coming and so they've been like "Listen 1281 01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:43,520 like you guys have been gone a long time 1282 01:02:40,799 --> 01:02:45,200 and this storm is coming and we couldn't 1283 01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:46,720 leave you guys out here like we've been 1284 01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:50,240 looking but like we've been really 1285 01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:53,440 looking because this could be bad." Um 1286 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:56,079 and there is a lot of tension that Liz 1287 01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:58,040 does not really understand but Rahos 1288 01:02:56,079 --> 01:03:01,760 eventually agrees and 1289 01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:04,960 so when they make camp one night like 1290 01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:08,000 one of the guys keeps saying like "We're 1291 01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:10,400 here to protect you Liz like that's why 1292 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:13,119 we're here." And she's like "Protect me 1293 01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:14,960 from what?" It It's all It's a lot but 1294 01:03:13,119 --> 01:03:17,520 eventually she starts to understand that 1295 01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:20,640 the men think that Rahos has been doing 1296 01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:23,400 things against her will and so when they 1297 01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:26,440 make camp that night 1298 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:30,240 um she 1299 01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:31,920 um she decides that she is well and this 1300 01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:33,760 is actually when we learn about Rahos's 1301 01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:36,559 family i revealed that too early but one 1302 01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:38,400 of the hunters tells Liz about it um I 1303 01:03:36,559 --> 01:03:41,359 mean it's it's when Liz is learning 1304 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:42,720 about it is learning about it but Rahos 1305 01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:46,319 has been alluding to it in his 1306 01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:49,200 perspective this whole time um and so 1307 01:03:46,319 --> 01:03:52,000 she feels really sad for him that you 1308 01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:54,480 know that's been his experience and she 1309 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:57,119 actually feels like genuine joy when he 1310 01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:58,359 comes back from you know hunting with 1311 01:03:57,119 --> 01:04:02,079 one of the other 1312 01:03:58,359 --> 01:04:04,559 guys and so that night she takes Rahos 1313 01:04:02,079 --> 01:04:08,079 to bed and the others are like "No you 1314 01:04:04,559 --> 01:04:10,400 need to stay by us." like and she's like 1315 01:04:08,079 --> 01:04:14,799 "No I don't think you get it i'm going 1316 01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:17,920 to sleep with my mate." So and come back 1317 01:04:14,799 --> 01:04:20,680 the [ __ ] off right so she finds a spot 1318 01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:25,039 that has like just enough 1319 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:27,599 privacy um and Rahos is super confused 1320 01:04:25,039 --> 01:04:29,799 because he's like "I thought that humans 1321 01:04:27,599 --> 01:04:33,839 didn't like it when 1322 01:04:29,799 --> 01:04:36,960 like we did it in public." Like they 1323 01:04:33,839 --> 01:04:40,880 like vectal was really clear oh yeah cuz 1324 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:44,480 Veal yes and Georgie kept having to be 1325 01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:47,640 like "Bro we are in it we are surrounded 1326 01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:51,280 i am not trying to get it right 1327 01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:53,400 now." But Liz clearly is and so Rahos is 1328 01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:57,760 like "I don't understand what is 1329 01:04:53,400 --> 01:05:00,359 happening." So Liz winds up blowing him 1330 01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:03,839 and then she tells him like 1331 01:05:00,359 --> 01:05:05,400 "Listen I wanted the others to know I 1332 01:05:03,839 --> 01:05:07,760 was into it." 1333 01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:09,200 Like like I wanted to give you pleasure 1334 01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:12,960 and I wanted to make sure they were 1335 01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:15,440 aware right yeah she's like I I wanted 1336 01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:18,640 to blow you some but really more than 1337 01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:23,440 that I wanted to prove a point yeah yeah 1338 01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:25,039 so then Ray is like "I love you this is 1339 01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:27,480 amazing." 1340 01:05:25,039 --> 01:05:30,559 Um and then um they fall 1341 01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:32,559 asleep so they eventually get back to 1342 01:05:30,559 --> 01:05:35,839 the tribal caves where the whole tribe 1343 01:05:32,559 --> 01:05:38,000 is um and everyone is so excited to see 1344 01:05:35,839 --> 01:05:39,599 Liz because she's been gone for weeks 1345 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:43,920 now and they've been really worried 1346 01:05:39,599 --> 01:05:45,520 about her um well and also the last time 1347 01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:47,440 they all saw each other they were all 1348 01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:50,640 getting sliced open right and like 1349 01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:52,720 knocking on death's door yes yeah so 1350 01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:55,520 everybody is so excited that she's back 1351 01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:58,680 but Liz is like "The vibes are wrong 1352 01:05:55,520 --> 01:06:03,920 like I don't know what's going on." Um 1353 01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:06,480 and she's back right and she is very 1354 01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:08,799 loud like as loud as possible that Ray 1355 01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:11,200 Hos has taken very good care of her like 1356 01:06:08,799 --> 01:06:14,240 he has been very kind to her that you 1357 01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:15,760 know um 1358 01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:19,880 you know all of that kind of stuff but 1359 01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:24,799 they are separated like he gets taken um 1360 01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:27,240 to the chief to Vectal and she gets 1361 01:06:24,799 --> 01:06:30,480 taken to the healer and 1362 01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:32,640 Georgie Val's mate is very insistent 1363 01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:34,400 that she get checked by the healer and 1364 01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:37,760 Liz is like why would I need to be 1365 01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:41,039 checked by the healer i'm fine like Ray 1366 01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:42,799 Hos really has taken care of me like I 1367 01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:44,480 don't get it there was no funny business 1368 01:06:42,799 --> 01:06:47,599 outside of the funny business i 1369 01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:50,640 explicitly asked for right um and 1370 01:06:47,599 --> 01:06:53,760 Georgie tells her that Rahos is in like 1371 01:06:50,640 --> 01:07:00,079 extreme trouble he basically broke their 1372 01:06:53,760 --> 01:07:02,079 only law by taking her and so um Liz 1373 01:07:00,079 --> 01:07:05,039 also finds out when visiting the healer 1374 01:07:02,079 --> 01:07:10,319 that she is in fact pregnant 1375 01:07:05,039 --> 01:07:13,680 and um when they go back into the rest 1376 01:07:10,319 --> 01:07:17,200 of the the cave um everyone is talking 1377 01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:20,400 about Liz in the alien language but she 1378 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:23,280 keeps recognizing her name m and so she 1379 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:26,160 gets increasingly pissed and snaps her 1380 01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:30,960 fingers in front of Veal's face while he 1381 01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:32,960 is speaking and says um that he can 1382 01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:35,039 speak about her in a language that she 1383 01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:37,200 can understand and she can bring him her 1384 01:07:35,039 --> 01:07:40,079 mate right now or she is going to flip 1385 01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:42,720 the [ __ ] out she's like I don't think 1386 01:07:40,079 --> 01:07:44,960 they get it but they're going to get it 1387 01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:48,319 just to be clear 1388 01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:51,839 and so they finally bring him back to 1389 01:07:48,319 --> 01:07:56,079 her and she's sobbing her eyes out um 1390 01:07:51,839 --> 01:07:57,400 and um telling him that you know she's 1391 01:07:56,079 --> 01:08:02,000 pregnant 1392 01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:03,599 and all of this other stuff and then um 1393 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:05,440 the others tell her "We're going to take 1394 01:08:03,599 --> 01:08:06,720 you to the bachelorette cave," which is 1395 01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:08,319 what they're calling the cave where all 1396 01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:13,039 the humans are staying together the 1397 01:08:08,319 --> 01:08:14,319 unmated humans um and she's like "Why 1398 01:08:13,039 --> 01:08:16,560 i don't need to be in the bachelorette 1399 01:08:14,319 --> 01:08:19,440 cave i'm not a bachelorette right i have 1400 01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:21,920 a mate and they're like "Oh we gave his 1401 01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:24,799 cave to a different mated couple." And 1402 01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:28,239 she's like "Why would you do that?" 1403 01:08:24,799 --> 01:08:30,960 Valid question like I don't get it look 1404 01:08:28,239 --> 01:08:34,159 me in the eye when you tell me you gave 1405 01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:37,679 our cave away right she's like "I am 1406 01:08:34,159 --> 01:08:40,239 really ready to throw hands." She She 1407 01:08:37,679 --> 01:08:42,880 Here's the thing a strong breeze and Liz 1408 01:08:40,239 --> 01:08:44,960 is willing to throw hands and I feel 1409 01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:46,719 like that's the part that I sort of 1410 01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:49,920 identified with because I was thinking 1411 01:08:46,719 --> 01:08:51,520 about how often I would be like I I'll 1412 01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:53,279 drive across country i don't even care 1413 01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:56,600 they can catch hands when we were 1414 01:08:53,279 --> 01:08:56,600 working together 1415 01:08:56,719 --> 01:09:02,480 so I hope that I am so we were answering 1416 01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:05,440 administrative support emails and you're 1417 01:09:02,480 --> 01:09:07,759 like this [ __ ] 1418 01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:09,600 okay i'm like hey Hannah you don't need 1419 01:09:07,759 --> 01:09:12,080 to take your earrings out you're working 1420 01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:13,480 remotely from North Georgia 1421 01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:17,199 you ain't fighting 1422 01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:19,839 nobody but I do also vividly remember 1423 01:09:17,199 --> 01:09:21,679 that one day I had someone coming at me 1424 01:09:19,839 --> 01:09:23,799 and you were like "Chelsea they're in 1425 01:09:21,679 --> 01:09:26,560 Atlanta we can hop in the 1426 01:09:23,799 --> 01:09:29,040 car." I was like "They're not that far 1427 01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:30,640 we can get there i'll pick you up on the 1428 01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:36,000 way." 1429 01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:37,600 You are in route i will cut a [ __ ] 1430 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:41,120 and I feel like that's the part I 1431 01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:43,600 identify with about Liz i hope that I am 1432 01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:46,000 not actually as mean and terrible as she 1433 01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:47,239 is because she gets worse towards the 1434 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:50,239 end of the book 1435 01:09:47,239 --> 01:09:54,040 because Ray Hos is so excited that she's 1436 01:09:50,239 --> 01:09:57,520 pregnant and so happy for her and they 1437 01:09:54,040 --> 01:10:00,320 get you know privacy in the Bachelorette 1438 01:09:57,520 --> 01:10:02,480 cave for the night um and they snuggle 1439 01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:05,600 and it's really sweet and everything and 1440 01:10:02,480 --> 01:10:07,040 he's very attentive and and lovely um 1441 01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:09,840 but then they get woken up in the 1442 01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:13,920 morning by Veal and Georgie um and 1443 01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:15,760 several others and Beal says "Um listen 1444 01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:17,600 Ray Hos I gave you the night to say 1445 01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:20,280 goodbye to your mate but it's time like 1446 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:23,040 you have to go." And Liz is like "Excuse 1447 01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:25,360 me I'm sorry." Liz is like "The [ __ ] 1448 01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:29,360 you're banishing my mate?" Uh-huh so he 1449 01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:31,679 is being exiled from the tribe um for 1450 01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:33,520 taking her for basically it's for 1451 01:10:31,679 --> 01:10:37,040 putting her in danger because Veil's 1452 01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:40,239 like "Listen like what if she had 1453 01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:42,400 rejected the Kooie what if like her 1454 01:10:40,239 --> 01:10:45,840 kooey needed assistance with healing 1455 01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:49,040 what like you took her and put her in 1456 01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:50,520 grave danger and that is not okay 1457 01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:54,480 so 1458 01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:56,400 um Liz is like "Oh okay well that's fine 1459 01:10:54,480 --> 01:10:58,880 we've been living on our own we'll just 1460 01:10:56,400 --> 01:11:01,120 go live on our own." And Val is like "No 1461 01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:04,640 you don't understand you stay with the 1462 01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:06,400 tribe you can't go you're pregnant like 1463 01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:08,640 you need the protection of the tribe." 1464 01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:12,719 and she's like "No I need the protection 1465 01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:15,760 of my mane." Right um so it's actually a 1466 01:11:12,719 --> 01:11:18,000 very like emotional scene like they get 1467 01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:20,480 pulled apart and she's just like 1468 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:24,120 screaming for him and he's screaming for 1469 01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:28,640 her and it's just very intense 1470 01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:34,320 um so Liz this is now the following day 1471 01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:36,640 she is livid um and um Rahos has been 1472 01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:39,280 sitting on a ridge all night watching 1473 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:42,159 the cave entrance um because that's as 1474 01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:46,719 close as they will allow him to be um 1475 01:11:42,159 --> 01:11:49,600 and so she continues to like go check um 1476 01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:51,360 to see if he's still there and they will 1477 01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:53,360 not allow her to be alone because 1478 01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:55,360 they're afraid that she's going to run 1479 01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:56,800 to him 1480 01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:58,320 well they might have learned a couple 1481 01:11:56,800 --> 01:12:01,679 things along the way yeah I mean they 1482 01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:03,920 were correct but um the other women are 1483 01:12:01,679 --> 01:12:05,679 you know trying to comfort comfort her 1484 01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:08,960 and you know let her know everything's 1485 01:12:05,679 --> 01:12:12,640 going to be okay but Liz is she's just 1486 01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:16,159 mad and hateful to all of the other 1487 01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:19,840 women until they leave her alone m um 1488 01:12:16,159 --> 01:12:21,280 and um she just basically like one of 1489 01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:24,960 the other girls the girl with the 1490 01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:27,920 translator um is closest to her and so 1491 01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:30,640 they bunk together and Liz just cries 1492 01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:32,000 all night um before running out to puke 1493 01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:37,320 the next morning because morning 1494 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:41,600 sickness is a thing um and 1495 01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:44,560 um Veal has a hunter following Liz like 1496 01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:49,600 he is now assigned someone essentially 1497 01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:52,320 to stalk her um and his name is Ahao or 1498 01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:55,840 something like that and he's the next 1499 01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:59,199 book I think um but he is obsessed with 1500 01:12:55,840 --> 01:13:01,760 the girl with the translator so he's 1501 01:12:59,199 --> 01:13:04,440 watching her but he's really watching 1502 01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:09,760 Kira like 1503 01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:11,840 um so um Georgie tells Liz that Vectal 1504 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:14,960 is actually extremely upset about this 1505 01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:17,600 entire situation he grew up with Rahos 1506 01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:21,120 that's essentially his brother um and 1507 01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:23,120 it's really killing him but Vectal is 1508 01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:26,000 terrified that if he lets Ray Hos get 1509 01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:28,320 away with this that the other single 1510 01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:32,400 hunters will just take off with human 1511 01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:35,600 women until they resonate and he he's 1512 01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:38,960 trying to protect all the women right 1513 01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:42,159 valid concern right 1514 01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:46,080 but making an example out of Ray Hos 1515 01:13:42,159 --> 01:13:48,480 won't won't change the Kooie's plans 1516 01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:51,199 right and also Ray Hos was already 1517 01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:53,920 resonating it wasn't like he took her in 1518 01:13:51,199 --> 01:13:55,600 the hopes that she would and so Liz is 1519 01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:57,520 like "It's not the same." And Georgie's 1520 01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:59,440 like "It is literally close enough do 1521 01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:02,400 you really want to risk the well-being 1522 01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:04,800 of all these other women like come on." 1523 01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:07,760 You know which is a shitty thing to put 1524 01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:09,520 on Liz to be like it really is well you 1525 01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:11,360 being with your mate puts everyone else 1526 01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:14,679 in jeopardy do you really want to do 1527 01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:19,199 that mhm 1528 01:14:14,679 --> 01:14:23,199 um Georgie also reveals that Vectal has 1529 01:14:19,199 --> 01:14:25,280 been um considering matching her up with 1530 01:14:23,199 --> 01:14:30,400 a widowerower who might be willing to 1531 01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:33,840 take on a mate and a child and don't do 1532 01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:36,480 her any favors liz was like "Excuse me I 1533 01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:38,520 have a mate." Like who the [ __ ] do you 1534 01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:41,520 people think you are right now also it's 1535 01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:43,920 not it's not like Ray Hos has passed 1536 01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:46,640 away right he's literally sitting 1537 01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:49,679 outside the door yeah and he's been gone 1538 01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:51,280 for a day he's been gone for a day 1539 01:14:49,679 --> 01:14:52,880 you're like I know you just learned that 1540 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:56,560 you're pregnant with your literal 1541 01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:57,640 mates's child but we found a nice 1542 01:14:56,560 --> 01:15:02,080 widowerower 1543 01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:05,280 who might take you on right what right 1544 01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:07,120 so Liz is livid okay you know I am in 1545 01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:12,080 agreement with her temper on this one 1546 01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:14,560 yeah yeah so um Ray Hos Liz also learns 1547 01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:18,480 has been dropping off kills for her 1548 01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:21,199 every few hours like he has been hunting 1549 01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:24,040 for 24 hours because he wants to make 1550 01:15:21,199 --> 01:15:29,360 sure that she and the baby are fed and 1551 01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:31,679 okay um and so Liz loses her [ __ ] she's 1552 01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:34,800 like "My mate is already taking care of 1553 01:15:31,679 --> 01:15:37,120 me i don't need some rando to do me the 1554 01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:38,480 favor of taking me and my baby on i 1555 01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:40,719 already have someone willing to take 1556 01:15:38,480 --> 01:15:44,960 care of me like this is [ __ ] who I 1557 01:15:40,719 --> 01:15:46,880 also want to be with right so um Georgie 1558 01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:49,120 is like "Well I talked him out of it 1559 01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:51,920 like Veal's not going to do it like I I 1560 01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:53,600 I really I'm trying for you like he has 1561 01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:57,320 to think of what's best for the tribe 1562 01:15:53,600 --> 01:16:00,880 georgie be a batter bitch." I know so 1563 01:15:57,320 --> 01:16:04,159 Liz basically Georgie is like I I am on 1564 01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:06,400 your side but he is my mate and this is 1565 01:16:04,159 --> 01:16:08,640 not a culture I understand it's not a 1566 01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:10,880 culture you understand like I have to 1567 01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:13,760 default to what he thinks is best and 1568 01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:17,080 Liz is basically like you can go [ __ ] 1569 01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:21,040 yourself like she's like thank you but 1570 01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:23,679 also [ __ ] off yeah and you can default 1571 01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:27,520 to what he thinks is best but I am not 1572 01:16:23,679 --> 01:16:29,440 his mate right so a couple of nights 1573 01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:32,560 later Liz decides she's going to sneak 1574 01:16:29,440 --> 01:16:37,040 out but the hunter is still watching her 1575 01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:39,840 and follows but she's like I just please 1576 01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:43,159 let me see him please and he's like 1577 01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:46,640 listen I'll do it but you have to tell 1578 01:16:43,159 --> 01:16:49,920 him to leave because he's killing 1579 01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:52,719 himself cuz he still has not slept or 1580 01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:56,480 eaten he's just hunting to make sure 1581 01:16:52,719 --> 01:16:59,600 that you're safe and okay so he's like 1582 01:16:56,480 --> 01:17:02,640 he is killing himself he is my friend 1583 01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:04,560 please tell him to go please like I 1584 01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:07,199 can't watch this anymore i'll let you 1585 01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:11,120 see him but only to tell him that like 1586 01:17:07,199 --> 01:17:13,440 right we we need to make better 1587 01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:16,040 healthier choices yeah and Liz is like 1588 01:17:13,440 --> 01:17:20,880 "Sure thing she's not going to do that 1589 01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:23,280 shit." Um so love that they even 1590 01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:27,679 considered that she would i know right 1591 01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:30,960 like have you spoken to Liz no so um Ray 1592 01:17:27,679 --> 01:17:34,239 Hos is not eating or sleeping um and he 1593 01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:36,159 is just he's like "If I can't be there 1594 01:17:34,239 --> 01:17:40,000 for them I'm going to be there for them 1595 01:17:36,159 --> 01:17:42,239 in whatever way I can." And um so he's 1596 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:45,840 got this singular-minded focus on like 1597 01:17:42,239 --> 01:17:48,400 hunting and providing and so he sees Liz 1598 01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:51,440 and Ahiko 1599 01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:55,800 um coming and he like takes off running 1600 01:17:51,440 --> 01:17:58,719 at them and Liz is like "Listen I have a 1601 01:17:55,800 --> 01:18:01,040 plan and our family is going to be 1602 01:17:58,719 --> 01:18:03,360 together but you have got to take care 1603 01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:06,239 of yourself you have to sleep you have 1604 01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:09,719 to eat because I am getting us all back 1605 01:18:06,239 --> 01:18:12,719 together but you have to survive to do 1606 01:18:09,719 --> 01:18:15,520 that." And he is like "And if you are 1607 01:18:12,719 --> 01:18:18,880 acting this erratic they will my plan 1608 01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:21,280 will not work." Like right so he's like 1609 01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:23,400 "Okay if that's if that's what Liz wants 1610 01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:28,159 me to do I will eat and 1611 01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:30,560 sleep." It's so sad oh sweet Ray Hos so 1612 01:18:28,159 --> 01:18:33,719 Liz is becoming like increasingly 1613 01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:38,400 desperate and so she is sewing major 1614 01:18:33,719 --> 01:18:41,199 discord in the tribe like it made me 1615 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:44,000 think of on Brooklyn 999 when they were 1616 01:18:41,199 --> 01:18:46,960 going to start the whisper campaign like 1617 01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:48,880 that's literally what she's doing like 1618 01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:51,520 starting [ __ ] with the humans of like 1619 01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:53,280 they're feeding you rats it's because 1620 01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:55,600 you don't know any better and they think 1621 01:18:53,280 --> 01:18:57,679 it's funny that you're so stupid and so 1622 01:18:55,600 --> 01:19:01,679 like some of the girls are now refusing 1623 01:18:57,679 --> 01:19:06,760 to eat and like she's just like [ __ ] 1624 01:19:01,679 --> 01:19:11,360 [ __ ] up and so she was like 1625 01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:13,920 "Veal I will I will not make this easy i 1626 01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:16,000 will choose violence whatever horrible 1627 01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:17,840 thing you thought might happen by 1628 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:21,120 letting my mate stay it's going to be 1629 01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:23,280 worse by keeping my mate out yeah she is 1630 01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:25,840 going to burn this mother to the ground 1631 01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:28,159 so she's also very intentionally 1632 01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:29,080 offending the aliens who are trying to 1633 01:19:28,159 --> 01:19:31,600 court 1634 01:19:29,080 --> 01:19:34,480 her because they're leaving her gifts 1635 01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:37,520 and doing and she's like "Oh thank you." 1636 01:19:34,480 --> 01:19:40,159 and like giving it away to somebody else 1637 01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:42,080 and like that's making the person 1638 01:19:40,159 --> 01:19:44,080 receiving the gift really uncomfortable 1639 01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:47,920 because it was supposed to be a mating 1640 01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:50,320 gift and it's like deeply awkward for 1641 01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:53,640 everybody and Liz is just like middle 1642 01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:56,960 fingers in the air i don't give a [ __ ] 1643 01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:59,760 like she's just going for it you know 1644 01:19:56,960 --> 01:20:02,480 there's something to be admired about i 1645 01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:04,640 know how bold she is in that regard and 1646 01:20:02,480 --> 01:20:07,199 but what bothered me so much was that 1647 01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:08,960 she was hurting the other human women i 1648 01:20:07,199 --> 01:20:11,239 was like 1649 01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:15,120 like I get it 1650 01:20:11,239 --> 01:20:17,520 but like I don't love that but it is 1651 01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:19,120 also kind of amusing well yeah cuz it's 1652 01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:21,840 like funny but it's also like does the 1653 01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:23,920 end like for her I I she does think that 1654 01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:28,320 the end justifies the means but also 1655 01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:31,360 like does it you you do have to consider 1656 01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:34,960 that like other people exist right like 1657 01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:37,360 the this world and this planet do not 1658 01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:41,760 revolve around you 1659 01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:42,760 and so she is realizing she is going to 1660 01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:44,280 have to do 1661 01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:47,840 something 1662 01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:50,000 extreme because none of this is working 1663 01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:53,360 and it is because she's pregnant like 1664 01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:55,520 they will not like they have been so 1665 01:20:53,360 --> 01:20:57,920 concerned about their numbers and their 1666 01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:59,600 health as a community that they are not 1667 01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:02,000 going to put out a pregnant woman like 1668 01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:05,679 it's just not going to happen and she's 1669 01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:10,719 like "Bet i'm going to lure the hunter 1670 01:21:05,679 --> 01:21:12,600 who's been uh stalking me and I'm gonna 1671 01:21:10,719 --> 01:21:15,320 kidnap him and take him 1672 01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:22,080 hostage and then they'll have to exile 1673 01:21:15,320 --> 01:21:25,199 me so So my plan is to get exiled with 1674 01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:27,280 my exiled mate yeah she's like "Bet you 1675 01:21:25,199 --> 01:21:30,960 won't let me go and you won't let him be 1676 01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:33,040 here i will make you invite me to leave 1677 01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:38,480 with prejudice." 1678 01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:40,560 So with that so she says some has to be 1679 01:21:38,480 --> 01:21:42,719 out of the cave for some reason like 1680 01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:45,440 come with me whatever and then she pulls 1681 01:21:42,719 --> 01:21:47,440 a knife and puts it to his throat and 1682 01:21:45,440 --> 01:21:49,440 tells the other human who happened to be 1683 01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:50,760 with them to go back to the cave with 1684 01:21:49,440 --> 01:21:52,679 her 1685 01:21:50,760 --> 01:21:56,800 demands and 1686 01:21:52,679 --> 01:22:00,000 so the hunter is actually a haiko he is 1687 01:21:56,800 --> 01:22:02,800 totally chill and he's like "This is a 1688 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:05,440 great plan let's hang out." And so they 1689 01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:08,560 just like sit down on their furs they 1690 01:22:05,440 --> 01:22:10,400 just kick it they're just chilling and 1691 01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:12,480 he is asking how to court a human 1692 01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:16,159 because he's in love with Kira and he's 1693 01:22:12,480 --> 01:22:19,960 like "So what do I do?" And Liz because 1694 01:22:16,159 --> 01:22:23,679 she just can't help herself she's like 1695 01:22:19,960 --> 01:22:26,000 "Well humans do this thing where uh when 1696 01:22:23,679 --> 01:22:30,159 men are trying to court women they give 1697 01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:34,080 them a perfect model of their dick 1698 01:22:30,159 --> 01:22:35,679 because how else can a woman know if 1699 01:22:34,080 --> 01:22:37,120 they really want to mate with somebody 1700 01:22:35,679 --> 01:22:38,800 like they need to be able to test the 1701 01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:41,000 merchandise you know?" Okay but that was 1702 01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:45,159 a competition on Love 1703 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:49,679 Island like one of the games they 1704 01:22:45,159 --> 01:22:52,560 played well cuz they had all of the they 1705 01:22:49,679 --> 01:22:54,400 had both partners do it so they had like 1706 01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:56,480 the girls make what they thought their 1707 01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:58,719 partner's dicks looked like and then 1708 01:22:56,480 --> 01:23:01,280 they had the guys make what they thought 1709 01:22:58,719 --> 01:23:03,679 their I didn't watch it i only heard 1710 01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:07,120 about it on Blue Sky like I read about 1711 01:23:03,679 --> 01:23:07,880 it so Oh no i I watched that [ __ ] in 1712 01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:11,120 real 1713 01:23:07,880 --> 01:23:11,880 time and then they whoever's was the 1714 01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:14,560 most 1715 01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:16,560 similar one but it was really funny 1716 01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:17,920 because not everyone had like touched or 1717 01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:19,840 seen each other's dick it was a pretty 1718 01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:21,199 runchy like there were some seasons 1719 01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:25,760 early on where they like didn't have a 1720 01:23:21,199 --> 01:23:27,600 drink limit and like things were wild 1721 01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:29,360 but he was known for having a pencil 1722 01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:32,639 dick they're like it's long and it's 1723 01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:36,159 thin and so they both like if I remember 1724 01:23:32,639 --> 01:23:38,400 correctly they won because she knew that 1725 01:23:36,159 --> 01:23:40,159 she was like yeah I've heard it's long 1726 01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:44,480 and it's thin he's known for having a 1727 01:23:40,159 --> 01:23:44,480 pencil dick that is what I based this on 1728 01:23:45,760 --> 01:23:52,679 and incredible all I can say is their 1729 01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:55,600 parents must be so proud and 1730 01:23:52,679 --> 01:23:57,040 now like okay straight there's a new 1731 01:23:55,600 --> 01:24:00,239 season of Love Island happening right 1732 01:23:57,040 --> 01:24:03,199 now there's a heart rate competition 1733 01:24:00,239 --> 01:24:04,960 so they all wear heart monitors and then 1734 01:24:03,199 --> 01:24:06,080 someone from the opposite sex like all 1735 01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:09,040 of the guys are sitting around the fire 1736 01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:11,040 pit one girl will come out she'll be 1737 01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:12,880 wearing lingerie we'll like dance all up 1738 01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:16,080 on all of them and then whoever like 1739 01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:18,520 raises the heart rate the most wins 1740 01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:22,560 there was one 1741 01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:25,360 couple Hannah I felt uncomfortable 1742 01:24:22,560 --> 01:24:29,040 and I don't like that's a that's a high 1743 01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:32,080 bar i'm like this is like straight porn 1744 01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:33,920 like what is like he had her flipped 1745 01:24:32,080 --> 01:24:36,639 upside down holding her like they were 1746 01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:40,360 like 69ing like level like with him 1747 01:24:36,639 --> 01:24:46,360 stand I'm like and all I could think of 1748 01:24:40,360 --> 01:24:51,880 was if Ford ever goes on a reality 1749 01:24:46,360 --> 01:24:51,880 show and acts a fool like that 1750 01:24:52,719 --> 01:24:58,719 liz will look 1751 01:24:54,360 --> 01:25:01,239 tame compared to how I will respond if 1752 01:24:58,719 --> 01:25:05,199 my son shows out like 1753 01:25:01,239 --> 01:25:06,800 that on tele like like I was texting 1754 01:25:05,199 --> 01:25:08,400 having a kid really does change your 1755 01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:10,560 perspective on that sort of thing 1756 01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:12,159 doesn't it oh my god like well I'll say 1757 01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:14,760 this I was even texting a friend who 1758 01:25:12,159 --> 01:25:18,639 does not have kids and she was like 1759 01:25:14,760 --> 01:25:20,639 Chelsea what the hell was that she's 1760 01:25:18,639 --> 01:25:23,920 like "I felt so uncomfortable i like had 1761 01:25:20,639 --> 01:25:26,639 to fast forward." I was like "I like 1762 01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:28,280 even Vance's jaw was on the floor." Like 1763 01:25:26,639 --> 01:25:32,080 it was 1764 01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:34,800 wild not relevant at all to what's 1765 01:25:32,080 --> 01:25:37,920 happening in this moment but yes Love 1766 01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:40,960 Island has apparently their production 1767 01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:42,960 team has read this series yeah and they 1768 01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:45,440 went "We should pace a competition." 1769 01:25:42,960 --> 01:25:49,199 Yeah well and the best is that in the 1770 01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:50,960 next book he does give her Yes the dick 1771 01:25:49,199 --> 01:25:56,960 it's very good it's very funny what did 1772 01:25:50,960 --> 01:25:59,440 he make it out of bone oh okay yeah um 1773 01:25:56,960 --> 01:26:02,239 so anyway you have 1774 01:25:59,440 --> 01:26:05,760 So um Beal and Georgie arrive with the 1775 01:26:02,239 --> 01:26:08,639 others and Liz is like "Hey I want my 1776 01:26:05,760 --> 01:26:10,480 mate." Um to be clear no one asked what 1777 01:26:08,639 --> 01:26:13,120 I wanted when I was kidnapped from my 1778 01:26:10,480 --> 01:26:15,760 home no one asked what I wanted when I 1779 01:26:13,120 --> 01:26:18,880 was taken by this [ __ ] tribe no one 1780 01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:23,920 asked what I wanted when I came back to 1781 01:26:18,880 --> 01:26:26,960 this tribe nobody asked i want my mate 1782 01:26:23,920 --> 01:26:29,360 like I have not had any choices in any 1783 01:26:26,960 --> 01:26:31,360 of this i am choosing my mate this is 1784 01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:38,280 [ __ ] 1785 01:26:31,360 --> 01:26:40,560 and um the hunter Hiko is like vectal i 1786 01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:42,000 understand that technically Ray Hos 1787 01:26:40,560 --> 01:26:43,840 needs to be punished and at this point 1788 01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:45,920 they're now pretending like when they 1789 01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:47,960 saw everybody coming they were like "Oh 1790 01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:52,440 better get the knife." And 1791 01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:56,159 like and Haiko is like 1792 01:26:52,440 --> 01:26:59,239 "Veal Ray Hos needs to be punished." And 1793 01:26:56,159 --> 01:27:03,520 living with Liz for a lifetime is a 1794 01:26:59,239 --> 01:27:06,320 punishment it's so good it's so good 1795 01:27:03,520 --> 01:27:10,280 be's like "You know when you say it like 1796 01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:14,800 that He's like "I'll consider 1797 01:27:10,280 --> 01:27:17,760 it." So eventually um Veto calls Rahos 1798 01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:22,080 back to the tribe and tells him um and 1799 01:27:17,760 --> 01:27:25,120 Liz that they are pseudo exiled for the 1800 01:27:22,080 --> 01:27:28,400 next 2 years or until the baby is born 1801 01:27:25,120 --> 01:27:29,840 because gestation is 3 years for them 1802 01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:33,679 but they don't know how it's going to be 1803 01:27:29,840 --> 01:27:36,320 different with humans right 1804 01:27:33,679 --> 01:27:38,800 so basically their pseudo exile is they 1805 01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:41,920 have to be out of the tribal caves for 7 1806 01:27:38,800 --> 01:27:44,960 days hunting they can return for one and 1807 01:27:41,920 --> 01:27:46,760 they have to stay in the hunters 1808 01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:51,120 quarters so they won't have their own 1809 01:27:46,760 --> 01:27:53,520 cave um not a dealbreaker for them no 1810 01:27:51,120 --> 01:27:55,360 liz is ecstatic she's like I love to 1811 01:27:53,520 --> 01:27:57,040 hunt this is great because the whole 1812 01:27:55,360 --> 01:27:58,800 time the men have been like the women 1813 01:27:57,040 --> 01:28:02,239 don't hunt and she's like this woman 1814 01:27:58,800 --> 01:28:04,719 does [ __ ] like so she's basically 1815 01:28:02,239 --> 01:28:08,560 Bectal found a way to give them what 1816 01:28:04,719 --> 01:28:10,040 they really wanted anyway um so because 1817 01:28:08,560 --> 01:28:13,040 they don't get their own 1818 01:28:10,040 --> 01:28:16,560 room they are in the cave with the other 1819 01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:18,800 hunters um and Liz is annoyed that after 1820 01:28:16,560 --> 01:28:22,280 so long apart they don't have any alone 1821 01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:25,920 time so she starts making just obscene 1822 01:28:22,280 --> 01:28:29,040 sounds and saying the most horrifying 1823 01:28:25,920 --> 01:28:33,040 [ __ ] including "Oh do that with your 1824 01:28:29,040 --> 01:28:35,280 tail again baby." And like she's like 1825 01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:37,480 listening and like hunters are slowly 1826 01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:40,400 leaving like one at a 1827 01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:43,120 time um and she's doing like fake 1828 01:28:40,400 --> 01:28:45,840 moaning and [ __ ] i have a feeling 1829 01:28:43,120 --> 01:28:49,679 they'll have their own cave before the 1830 01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:52,560 Yeah the two years are out yeah so so 1831 01:28:49,679 --> 01:28:54,920 he's like with my tail and she's like 1832 01:28:52,560 --> 01:28:57,760 use your imagination or 1833 01:28:54,920 --> 01:29:02,159 something so he like flicks her [ __ ] 1834 01:28:57,760 --> 01:29:04,800 with it and he's she's like like that 1835 01:29:02,159 --> 01:29:07,520 so they do it doggy style which is a hot 1836 01:29:04,800 --> 01:29:10,960 tip from Georgie um which means there's 1837 01:29:07,520 --> 01:29:13,520 a little anal play because of the spur 1838 01:29:10,960 --> 01:29:14,880 so Liz is just happy to be with him and 1839 01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:18,120 looking forward to their time in the 1840 01:29:14,880 --> 01:29:20,560 wild and like this is great everything's 1841 01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:24,840 awesome and that's the happily ever 1842 01:29:20,560 --> 01:29:24,840 after that's it 1843 01:29:25,520 --> 01:29:29,360 yeah cuz I Well I guess it's it's a 1844 01:29:27,360 --> 01:29:30,880 small tribe we'll see her again through 1845 01:29:29,360 --> 01:29:33,440 her 1846 01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:36,000 gestational periods 1847 01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:37,000 yeah in one of them one of the other 1848 01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:40,000 women is 1849 01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:42,639 kidnapped in a separate incident and Liz 1850 01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:45,280 finds her and so Liz is really big in 1851 01:29:42,639 --> 01:29:49,360 that one and you see like they're really 1852 01:29:45,280 --> 01:29:53,520 happy through there a they're exile so 1853 01:29:49,360 --> 01:29:55,360 yeah it's nice it really Yeah I remember 1854 01:29:53,520 --> 01:29:57,480 as we were going through this I truly 1855 01:29:55,360 --> 01:30:03,440 remember like reading it being 1856 01:29:57,480 --> 01:30:08,639 like I find Liz very funny and even I 1857 01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:10,239 want her to shut the [ __ ] up yeah mhm 1858 01:30:08,639 --> 01:30:13,440 which is a hard thing because you're 1859 01:30:10,239 --> 01:30:15,920 like rooting for her but she's also 1860 01:30:13,440 --> 01:30:17,760 well a lot and it's very like I felt 1861 01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:20,000 very conflicted at multiple points of 1862 01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:22,400 like she is going through a lot and 1863 01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:24,960 she's having a really hard time yes all 1864 01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:27,639 of it's valid and she's also hurting a 1865 01:30:24,960 --> 01:30:30,320 lot of people like Yeah 1866 01:30:27,639 --> 01:30:32,960 like you know the frustration and 1867 01:30:30,320 --> 01:30:36,480 difficulty adjusting is absolutely valid 1868 01:30:32,960 --> 01:30:37,400 of course the using that 1869 01:30:36,480 --> 01:30:40,800 to 1870 01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:44,000 justify hurting other people less valid 1871 01:30:40,800 --> 01:30:46,400 is less valid and less cool yeah 1872 01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:49,920 overarchingly yeah but I still enjoyed 1873 01:30:46,400 --> 01:30:52,000 it it was still a fun read and um Ray 1874 01:30:49,920 --> 01:30:55,440 Hos was cute 1875 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:57,679 you know Liz was quite ingenious i mean 1876 01:30:55,440 --> 01:31:01,040 she really is 1877 01:30:57,679 --> 01:31:04,000 what's our ratings go i mean we did 1878 01:31:01,040 --> 01:31:07,040 leather pants glowworms last time we 1879 01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:10,000 could do leather pants we could do spurs 1880 01:31:07,040 --> 01:31:12,320 spurs 1881 01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:15,840 we could do bows 1882 01:31:12,320 --> 01:31:19,120 let's do bows okay because that was a 1883 01:31:15,840 --> 01:31:20,800 big deal um in the book I didn't 1884 01:31:19,120 --> 01:31:25,199 highlight it as much because it was not 1885 01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:27,120 interesting to me i'm not an archer but 1886 01:31:25,199 --> 01:31:28,719 it was a big deal like the making of the 1887 01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:30,800 bow and she made one for him and all 1888 01:31:28,719 --> 01:31:32,560 that stuff way to really alienate the 1889 01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:34,239 archers in our listening group hannah 1890 01:31:32,560 --> 01:31:38,080 I'm really sorry that wasn't a judgment 1891 01:31:34,239 --> 01:31:39,840 on archery i just don't possess it's 1892 01:31:38,080 --> 01:31:41,920 much much like I left it out of my 1893 01:31:39,840 --> 01:31:43,920 review i didn't I didn't find it 1894 01:31:41,920 --> 01:31:46,560 interesting 1895 01:31:43,920 --> 01:31:49,120 much like fishing there's no judgment on 1896 01:31:46,560 --> 01:31:52,880 those who fish i just I don't have that 1897 01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:55,120 life experience outside of Disney so 1898 01:31:52,880 --> 01:31:57,520 which is just a stupid Florida thing to 1899 01:31:55,120 --> 01:32:00,639 say but anyway um yeah we'll go with 1900 01:31:57,520 --> 01:32:02,159 Bose and we'll go with uh 10 because 1901 01:32:00,639 --> 01:32:03,920 that's how many days Ray Hos was 1902 01:32:02,159 --> 01:32:08,320 unconscious 1903 01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:08,320 okay love it um I'm gonna go 1904 01:32:08,679 --> 01:32:14,400 with like six that's what I was gonna 1905 01:32:12,480 --> 01:32:16,400 guess you were gonna choose yeah I'm 1906 01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:18,320 like six six and a half because it was 1907 01:32:16,400 --> 01:32:23,280 really fun it was super interesting it 1908 01:32:18,320 --> 01:32:26,880 was paced well um yeah I liked it 1909 01:32:23,280 --> 01:32:28,560 yeah it's a very easy series to read and 1910 01:32:26,880 --> 01:32:30,560 just like I also feel like you can pick 1911 01:32:28,560 --> 01:32:32,719 it up and you can put it down and like 1912 01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:34,560 cuz I read the first two back to back 1913 01:32:32,719 --> 01:32:37,280 and then it's still on my list to come 1914 01:32:34,560 --> 01:32:39,360 back to which I like I like that you I 1915 01:32:37,280 --> 01:32:41,920 feel like you when you commit to a 1916 01:32:39,360 --> 01:32:45,199 series I plow through them but also just 1917 01:32:41,920 --> 01:32:47,440 like Ray Hos I don't possess the 1918 01:32:45,199 --> 01:32:49,120 capacity right now to read anything 1919 01:32:47,440 --> 01:32:52,560 challenging 1920 01:32:49,120 --> 01:32:55,920 and so I was like I could look for other 1921 01:32:52,560 --> 01:32:58,800 things to read but I'm not going to no 1922 01:32:55,920 --> 01:33:02,320 it's a fun easy read and if you don't 1923 01:32:58,800 --> 01:33:03,840 mind Alien Dick you'll also likely 1924 01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:07,679 really enjoy it 1925 01:33:03,840 --> 01:33:09,840 if you do mind Alien Dick maybe look for 1926 01:33:07,679 --> 01:33:11,920 a different series i don't really know 1927 01:33:09,840 --> 01:33:14,800 how you made it this far in the episode 1928 01:33:11,920 --> 01:33:17,280 right and might I recommend like a JS 1929 01:33:14,800 --> 01:33:20,480 Scott series if you're not into the 1930 01:33:17,280 --> 01:33:22,600 Alien but you want an easy read 1931 01:33:20,480 --> 01:33:25,760 i just picked up 1932 01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:27,840 um a Carla Sorenson series that I hadn't 1933 01:33:25,760 --> 01:33:31,679 read yet and I feel like she's a good 1934 01:33:27,840 --> 01:33:34,600 easy Yeah read i read a couple series 1935 01:33:31,679 --> 01:33:37,199 back toback that I'm like this is very 1936 01:33:34,600 --> 01:33:39,920 convoluted and I just needed something a 1937 01:33:37,199 --> 01:33:42,560 little Mhm more simple and 1938 01:33:39,920 --> 01:33:45,280 straightforward in that regard um but 1939 01:33:42,560 --> 01:33:48,080 all that said I'm have no doubt we will 1940 01:33:45,280 --> 01:33:51,199 review more Ruby Dixon in the future 1941 01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:55,440 it's very enjoyable it is very enjoyable 1942 01:33:51,199 --> 01:33:57,920 absolutely um let us know how many bows 1943 01:33:55,440 --> 01:34:01,199 and arrows if you're feeling fancy you 1944 01:33:57,920 --> 01:34:03,840 would rate what is I just was going to 1945 01:34:01,199 --> 01:34:06,320 say ice planet barbarian but that's not 1946 01:34:03,840 --> 01:34:10,400 barbarian alien 1947 01:34:06,320 --> 01:34:12,719 barbarian alien is it that hold on let 1948 01:34:10,400 --> 01:34:15,040 me double check myself i am this is 1949 01:34:12,719 --> 01:34:17,520 incredible it is barbarian alien 1950 01:34:15,040 --> 01:34:20,159 barbarian alien i was right 1951 01:34:17,520 --> 01:34:21,960 um let us know how many bows you would 1952 01:34:20,159 --> 01:34:25,360 rate Barbarian 1953 01:34:21,960 --> 01:34:27,600 Alien ice Planet Barbarians 2: Electric 1954 01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:30,159 Bugaloo thank you so much for listening 1955 01:34:27,600 --> 01:34:32,880 see y'all next time bye smut [ __ ] bye 1956 01:34:30,159 --> 01:34:35,840 smart puppies well that's it for this 1957 01:34:32,880 --> 01:34:39,760 week smut [ __ ] we hope it was good for 1958 01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:41,760 you cuz it sure was great for us if 1959 01:34:39,760 --> 01:34:43,600 you're digging what we're doing it would 1960 01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:45,760 mean a lot if you'd take a minute to 1961 01:34:43,600 --> 01:34:49,199 rate and review the show wherever you're 1962 01:34:45,760 --> 01:34:53,360 listening right now maybe tell that sexy 1963 01:34:49,199 --> 01:34:56,280 someone to lend us an ear we love you we 1964 01:34:53,360 --> 01:34:59,510 appreciate you and we'll see you next 1965 01:34:56,280 --> 01:35:07,180 week stay smiley 1966 01:34:59,510 --> 01:35:07,180 [Music]