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ladies and gentlemen

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Guys and Dolls and everyone in between

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gather round

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something real nice to sip on and comfy

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to slip on

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cause it's time for smut Club

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here's your hosts Chelsea and Anna

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hey everybody Welcome to smut Club

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welcome I'm Chelsea I'm Hannah

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um

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we have it like I feel like that like

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the intro wasn't even done it wasn't

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even like a and this is where we talk

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about the Trashy romance novels we read

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and Day drink well because we need to

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because these books are crazy it was

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literally I'm Chelsea I'm Hannah oh

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I'm like do we need to change our names

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what's wrong no I was just thinking

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about sugar daddies

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which is the book we're reviewing today

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not your sugar daddy just

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sugar daddies by Jade West not the

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candies right and not just the one

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there's more than one ooh reverse Harem

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not really we'll get it we'll get it

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it's like Chelsea don't ruin this book

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already we haven't even started yeah so

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this book is

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uh has enjoyable moments

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I didn't particularly like the story are

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you gonna make me wish I could drink

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alcohol yes during okay probably

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um so sugar daddies by Jade West yes so

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we have two points of view that happen

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here okay

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um we open with Carl

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Carl is uh with Rick who is his

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boyfriend and they are discussing a

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potential match from a sugar daddy site

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that they have been advertising on

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like they are seeking a sugar daddy no

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they are seeking a sugar baby okay yes

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they are the daddies they are the

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daddies

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um so um

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um there's all this illusion discussion

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around they're looking for someone to

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take both of them at once we don't know

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exactly what that means but we also know

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what that means so they've been there's

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only so many options of what that yep

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there's only so many holes and all of

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them are relevant so sorry

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no hole is off limits in sugar daddies

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they've been trying for a really long

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time and Carl is like this is the last

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time like this is the last time we're

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doing this I'm tired of this I don't

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want to do this anymore

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um like try and find a match yeah okay

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and Rick is like

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super sweet

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um and super eager and Carl is he's a

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lot more reserved and he's like just

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because you like this one and you say

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she's different you've said that about

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the last six like this is not different

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there's also some funky like illusion to

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that there's something else that they

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want from this woman but they agree

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they're not going to tell her what that

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Katie is the girl so they're looking at

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her message they're looking at her

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photos and Rick is like no this one is

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different yes okay and she is different

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um she did send a few photos but she

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didn't send any any nudes at all she

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just said I saw your

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um ad I guess or your your profile

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um uh I've always fantasized about being

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with two men I really want to try I've

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never done it before she's a little

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Bohemian a little bit like hippie to be

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also I forgot this takes place in the UK

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it doesn't really matter but it it does

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so Carl is like fine

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fine so that's all from Carl's point of

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view so she's not necessarily like

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more conservative I can't think of the

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word that I'm like looking for here just

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maybe not as like blatantly sexual as a

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lot of people she's like not as well

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times they match with a girl and she's

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immediately sending like all the nudes

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and like hell yeah I'll take to it once

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Ayo and Katie is like I've never done it

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but I want to try and like seems really

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sweet yeah so then we cut to Katie's

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point of view so Katie is extremely

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anxious about meeting with these two

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um and so she's like talking herself

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through like coaching herself like how

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do I how do I introduce myself what do I

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do like hi I'm Katie nice to meet you

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did you want me to get naked like what

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like this before she's it's not that

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um she finally pulls up to their home

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she's like this is a super nice

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neighborhood where I do not belong she's

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driving a super beat up pickup truck and

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HOA

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so she is straight panicking about the

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whole thing as she's getting out of the

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car but she's reminding herself this is

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going to help me reach my goals this is

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doing but we don't know what the goals

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are yet so Rick opens the door super

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sweet and precious very welcoming

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um Carl is extremely intimidating he's

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like in this this suit and he's not

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smiling and is really kind of short with

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her and she's like oh

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so Rick is a graphic designer he works

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from home super laid back kind of guy

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covered in tattoos Carl Works a more

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corporate job

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um but both are super duper hot

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just having this whole internal

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breakdown moment

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um but they go to the lounge and she's

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like right now what are the rules I

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don't know somebody help me she's like

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um so they talk requirements the guys

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companion both men are bi okay they've

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been committed to each other for several

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years they want a woman to be involved

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polyamorous situation than like a

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reverse Harem or a menage okay

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um so uh also pause question okay

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why what is that I don't I don't I don't

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know that I'll have answers but go ahead

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polyamorous and menage

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polyamory is it like a square rectangle

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situation

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yes okay yeah so polyamory like Minaj

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could be considered polyamory but not

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all polyamory oh my gosh then I was

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conceptualizing correct like that I was

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like yeah quit because you're like

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wouldn't be Minaj would be and I was

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like but

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you're not great at the math

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two penises there's too many for me to

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conceptualize

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but not too many for Katie

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so I mean I can conceptualize that fine

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it was just more of I was like what

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would make I was like when I think Minaj

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I think three right so I was like

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there's three of them totally right the

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two dudes and Katie so in my head that

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I'm like that would count so when you're

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like it would be polyamorous not but I

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was like oh what am I I'm

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misconceptualizing somewhere yeah

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because Minaj is like both guys are

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focused on the woman

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um right so she as as Superstore put it

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because that's what I'm gonna refer to

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is this TV show there's the like the

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hinge between the Romantic Partners she

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is not a hinge they are all

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okay so that's the difference yeah okay

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so I mean they can both have three

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people it's just one has a hinge one

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doesn't right okay yeah continue so

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um they talk money they agree on three

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thousand dollars for three weekends per

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month and Carl goes ahead and sends her

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a grand for the current weekend and she

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is like hell yeah all right like I can

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quit one of my jobs I can focus on what

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my dreams are I don't have to get like

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all swept up in this other [ __ ] and

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so but she does think they want to like

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[ __ ] her right away so she's like should

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is wrong with you and she's like I'm

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really sorry I didn't know I don't like

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Carl nobody does so

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well I guess Rick does does like Carl

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become have like redeeming qualities

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that present any time I guess I I never

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really liked him honestly so

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it's a struggle maybe he is he is more

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likable by the end there are some human

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moments that make him more likable

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um Rick is definitely the Peacekeeper

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he's like why don't we get a drink he's

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like let's all go to the kitchen

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um and so she explains that she is

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saving to buy her own small farm for

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horses

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um I feel like she's gonna need more

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than three grand for that she is that's

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why she they said like a minimum of six

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months she's already been saving for a

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really long time for this but it's gonna

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take her

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a hell of a long time working as a

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waitress okay to make this money

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um so she says she already has a horse

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that she loves this is her passion blah

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blah blah Carl is really cold and she's

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like I don't know that I could [ __ ] this

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guy like he's scary and cold and weird

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and I'm not even for money right

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but she's super into Rick she's like I'd

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hit that for free oh

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um but I guess that's it balances there

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she's like one I wouldn't touch unless

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someone paid me really well and one

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she'd do for free so right and she is

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getting paid really well she is yeah

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um but they made it very very clear that

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there can't be any favoritism anywhere

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in any of this

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um and so she goes out to The Patio with

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Rick they're hanging out and he's like

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really really Gruff but

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he um he's really sweet you just got to

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get past all this other stuff she learns

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a lot about Rick including including

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that he has several piercings including

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his [ __ ] which she's like oh I I would

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like to see that how many piercings does

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he have in this car uh I think two if

284
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I'm remembering correctly possibly three

285
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he's not the Jacob's Ladder situation

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yeah

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Madison Kate yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

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that's what I was thinking of where I'm

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like he had like eight yes he had eight

290
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piercings in his dick yeah no I think if

291
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I'm remembering right there's he has a

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Prince Albert in the head and then

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there's like one at the base I think

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I think that's a good amount that's

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enough yeah like

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like I'm not shaming you if you're into

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more by by any stretch but I'm just like

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damn feels like a lot it really I mean

299
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I've never felt it

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[Laughter]

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[Music]

302
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okay but I mean yeah

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no I I'm like you know you got both ends

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covered I feel like that's a good yeah

305
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that's a good amount like when they're

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like

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like because I remember in

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um Madison Kate whichever of the books

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it was I think it was the second one

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she's like giving him a handy and I'm

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like how does

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wouldn't that pull on yeah I was like

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does that feel good for him

314
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is that

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I guess you're getting a hand massage

316
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with all the little balls but like

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but

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I don't know someone who has these

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piercings please let us know somebody

320
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enlighten me

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um so all right he Rick has two

322
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piercings in his dick she's into it she

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also learns that he has that Carl and

324
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Rick have had two previous or sorry

325
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eight previous companions eight eight

326
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but none of them have worked out

327
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and so she's like eight Jesus Christ

328
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:22,800
what the hell happened so then we flash

329
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back to Carl

330
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um so he knows that Katie is into Rick

331
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and that she's scared of him he's like

332
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this is how it always goes Rick is

333
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charming he's gorgeous he's very sweet

334
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like this is what always happens these

335
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girls are into him they're always scared

336
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of me

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um maybe you should take a long hard

338
00:14:41,399 --> 00:14:46,740
look at yourself my guy uh he doesn't

339
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what he does do is get a little handsy

340
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:51,180
with Rick and to see like what Katie's

341
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gonna do okay

342
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um and she clearly gets a little bit

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turned on

344
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so they they say you're welcome to stay

345
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tonight in the guest room or in our room

346
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wherever you're more comfortable totally

347
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fine right

348
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um and so she says I I'd like to stay in

349
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the guest room thank you and

350
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Rick so they walk her upstairs and Carl

351
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has a plan we don't know the plan but

352
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Carl has a plan

353
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um and so they drop her off at the room

354
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and Rick is super agitated because

355
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:34,019
Carl essentially like [ __ ] blocked him

356
00:15:30,420 --> 00:15:35,880
was like no kissing like like let's

357
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sweep it away and Rex like you couldn't

358
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even let me kiss her good night Jesus

359
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Christ and Carl was like I have a plan

360
00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:45,300
if you would shut your [ __ ] mouth

361
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like you will see the plan okay okay

362
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:52,440
so I am really not a fan of the way that

363
00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:53,940
Carl talks about Katie like in his mind

364
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:56,940
in a lot of this

365
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like uh overly sexualized he's like

366
00:15:56,940 --> 00:16:01,560
she's a [ __ ] and he she wants it so bad

367
00:15:59,699 --> 00:16:03,959
like that kind of stuff that feels

368
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:06,360
really gross and degrading and Andrew

369
00:16:03,959 --> 00:16:09,420
tight yeah

370
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:12,420
so did you hear that Andrew Tate got

371
00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:14,399
banned from Facebook and Instagram Tick

372
00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:15,959
Tock hasn't said anything yet so well by

373
00:16:14,399 --> 00:16:18,240
the time this episode drops who knows

374
00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:22,260
what the situation will be but yeah

375
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:22,980
well good it needed to happen yeah yeah

376
00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:26,160
um

377
00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:27,440
so then he leaves their bedroom door

378
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:31,620
open

379
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and he orders Rick to get on the bed

380
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:36,360
so we're back to Katie's point of view

381
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:38,279
um she's still panicking but she's like

382
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:39,959
I'm alone in this room I'm okay like

383
00:16:38,279 --> 00:16:42,240
yeah there's strange men here but like I

384
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:44,880
think I'm gonna be okay

385
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:46,860
um obviously she's super into Rick

386
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:48,839
really scared of Carl

387
00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:52,740
um and she's getting ready for bed when

388
00:16:48,839 --> 00:16:54,720
she hears Rick make a noise

389
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:59,339
and so then she starts listening to them

390
00:16:54,720 --> 00:17:01,199
[ __ ] through the wall and she's like I

391
00:16:59,339 --> 00:17:03,600
am into that so she starts touching

392
00:17:01,199 --> 00:17:05,280
herself and then she feels like she

393
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:07,740
can't hear enough she's like I don't

394
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:09,959
like it's too muffled

395
00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:13,740
so she decides she's going to go into

396
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:16,199
the Hall hoping to maybe see something

397
00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:19,079
um my notes just say Carl has a filthy

398
00:17:16,199 --> 00:17:21,900
[ __ ] mouth he really does it's like

399
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:24,299
he's like that tight little ass wants my

400
00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:25,760
[ __ ] doesn't it like you're like he's

401
00:17:24,299 --> 00:17:29,160
just like

402
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:32,660
he he is going to town about it if that

403
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:32,660
works for you that works for you

404
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:38,039
and I know we've had this conversation

405
00:17:36,059 --> 00:17:40,320
before when like

406
00:17:38,039 --> 00:17:42,000
I told you how

407
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,799
you can ask my husband where I was like

408
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,600
do you want like would you be into being

409
00:17:43,799 --> 00:17:48,020
called daddy do you want and he was like

410
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:51,480
could you say it with conviction

411
00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:53,460
and like that's how I feel yeah like I'm

412
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:55,380
like if you're into it you're into it

413
00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:58,940
cool but like

414
00:17:55,380 --> 00:18:02,700
I don't know if I could

415
00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:04,919
say that with a straight face or receive

416
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:08,280
that

417
00:18:04,919 --> 00:18:10,140
with a straight face yeah I feel like I

418
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:11,700
would do a lot of giggling although I

419
00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:13,799
did hook up with a guy once and he was

420
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:15,780
he said something about like you like

421
00:18:13,799 --> 00:18:18,000
that don't you and I was like shut the

422
00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:19,679
[ __ ] up and then a little later he said

423
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,660
something again and I was like did I not

424
00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:24,240
tell you to shut up you're like this is

425
00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:25,559
not like doing it for me like no like

426
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:28,380
you like that don't you you're like

427
00:18:25,559 --> 00:18:30,780
until you spoke well no I was like no

428
00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:34,400
you're not doing a very good job so the

429
00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:37,200
dirty talk isn't helping your case

430
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:39,600
you're like I don't really like it

431
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:42,360
actually so maybe focus on what you're

432
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:45,059
doing and shut the [ __ ] up

433
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:46,559
did did he believe he was doing a good

434
00:18:45,059 --> 00:18:48,299
job he did

435
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,980
he did

436
00:18:48,299 --> 00:18:51,919
yeah that

437
00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:57,000
poor guy

438
00:18:51,919 --> 00:19:00,480
no I I don't have I don't feel bad

439
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:02,160
well it's it's more I think in my head I

440
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:05,039
just was thinking

441
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:07,860
probably wasn't an isolated incident

442
00:19:05,039 --> 00:19:10,559
you sorry Hannah just took a big sip of

443
00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:11,760
water it almost just like bit like you

444
00:19:10,559 --> 00:19:13,500
know like I'm like

445
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:15,840
I

446
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:19,440
at least you were honest enough to tell

447
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:21,120
him right and I wonder how many partners

448
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:23,220
have been like no

449
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:25,020
no I don't like that but like I don't

450
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:27,919
want to hurt them I was literally like

451
00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:27,919
stop talking

452
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:35,039
whatever anyway

453
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:37,740
so she watches Carl finish

454
00:19:35,039 --> 00:19:40,559
fair enough

455
00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:42,120
um and she is super duper turned on and

456
00:19:40,559 --> 00:19:45,179
she's like now I could see myself

457
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:47,820
[ __ ] Carl because God damn like

458
00:19:45,179 --> 00:19:49,860
if he [ __ ] me like that I'll be into it

459
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:51,720
like I can get past this shitty

460
00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:55,620
personality if he [ __ ] like that

461
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:58,320
exactly okay so then Carl sees her and

462
00:19:55,620 --> 00:20:02,280
she's like oh I'm so sorry I I needed to

463
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:04,799
use the the bathroom here and he's like

464
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:07,140
well that's interesting because you have

465
00:20:04,799 --> 00:20:09,240
an ensuite I was literally I was like

466
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:12,539
this isn't I was like this this has

467
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:15,299
gonna have an ensuite she sure did so

468
00:20:12,539 --> 00:20:18,720
then he's like are you gonna join us

469
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:22,860
because Rick still needs to come so you

470
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:24,260
get you come in or or what and so pun

471
00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:29,520
intended

472
00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:32,640
yep and so she goes in

473
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:35,520
or Rick does so

474
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:37,860
we're back to Carl's point of view he's

475
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:40,260
feeling very smug and Victorious that

476
00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:43,080
his little plan worked

477
00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:45,120
um I like how like his whole plan was

478
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:47,580
just [ __ ] Rick loudly with the door

479
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:50,640
open that was the plan

480
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:52,020
it did work but like it's very effective

481
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,679
yeah

482
00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:54,299
um

483
00:20:52,679 --> 00:20:57,240
so

484
00:20:54,299 --> 00:20:59,460
he's very I wouldn't say that he's like

485
00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:03,419
a Dom but he's definitely he definitely

486
00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:06,240
has top energy going on yeah so he

487
00:21:03,419 --> 00:21:07,860
orders her to get naked

488
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:10,380
um she's still like

489
00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:12,299
very clearly skittish of him like she

490
00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:13,919
tenses up when he gets into the bed and

491
00:21:12,299 --> 00:21:20,100
stuff

492
00:21:13,919 --> 00:21:21,600
um so Carl is also kind of like amused

493
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:23,340
and laughing to himself because she

494
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:27,179
clearly thinks that Rick is gonna be

495
00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:32,039
like the gentle lover type and he is not

496
00:21:27,179 --> 00:21:34,679
and so he's like like

497
00:21:32,039 --> 00:21:37,080
that was the weirdest Michael Jackson

498
00:21:34,679 --> 00:21:39,740
impression I've ever heard

499
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,740
sorry

500
00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:43,440
um

501
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:44,760
anyway and none of it's good

502
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,200
so

503
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,520
um I was watching some stand up last

504
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:51,659
week where this dude was talking about

505
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:53,880
Michael Jackson no he's like

506
00:21:51,659 --> 00:21:55,860
he's like yeah it's weird to like like

507
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:57,840
Michael Jackson's music but then also

508
00:21:55,860 --> 00:22:00,080
reconcile listening to that and being

509
00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:03,120
like and he touched a bunch of children

510
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:07,260
I'm like yeah yeah I mean it's kind of

511
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:10,799
the same like R Kelly yeah sure has been

512
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:13,980
my go-to karaoke song for years ignition

513
00:22:10,799 --> 00:22:16,020
yep remix to ignition and I feel as

514
00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:20,880
though I need to choose a new karaoke

515
00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:25,580
song yeah I feel that

516
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:25,580
Confessions Part Two is my backup

517
00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:31,500
Usher I was gonna say usher what a

518
00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:35,400
backup yeah yeah that is

519
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:38,340
I can respect that yeah my my father's

520
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:40,679
go-to karaoke song is proud to be an

521
00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:42,600
American and I've only ever seen him oh

522
00:22:40,679 --> 00:22:44,100
well no I've only ever seen him do it on

523
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,659
cruise ships

524
00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:47,640
um where people are already three to

525
00:22:45,659 --> 00:22:48,360
five sheets to the wind

526
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:51,419
um

527
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:54,240
and the response that he gets from the

528
00:22:51,419 --> 00:22:57,000
crow like people like drunk cry sing

529
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:59,820
along like they're like I've never seen

530
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:01,080
more patriotic people your dad has a

531
00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:02,220
presence that's what you're telling me

532
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:05,159
like

533
00:23:02,220 --> 00:23:07,740
taking actual politics out of of any of

534
00:23:05,159 --> 00:23:09,000
it it's just like it's just a bunch of

535
00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:12,659
like

536
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:15,960
drunk white people on a cruise into it

537
00:23:12,659 --> 00:23:18,059
yes like getting tearful like as they

538
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:21,419
ruminate on

539
00:23:18,059 --> 00:23:24,419
being proud to be an American

540
00:23:21,419 --> 00:23:28,679
does that song Land nearly as well as it

541
00:23:24,419 --> 00:23:30,600
used to no no no it doesn't but also I

542
00:23:28,679 --> 00:23:33,440
haven't been on a cruise with my dad

543
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:36,539
since before Trump was elected

544
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:40,140
it was a different era

545
00:23:36,539 --> 00:23:43,500
times they are a changing yes so Rick is

546
00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:46,620
not a gentle lover no so my or not not a

547
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:49,080
shy lover yeah my notes say Rick finger

548
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:50,460
[ __ ] her hard eats her out then [ __ ]

549
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:53,700
her even harder

550
00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:55,679
Carl is super into her like watching her

551
00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:57,360
through this whole thing

552
00:23:55,679 --> 00:23:59,520
um he's like there's lots of description

553
00:23:57,360 --> 00:24:00,840
of the sounds she's making and all that

554
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,720
other [ __ ]

555
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:05,280
um and she

556
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:07,620
my notes say she gives him the five

557
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:10,440
finger slippy while Rick finishes inside

558
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:13,760
her and then licks her fingers clean

559
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,760
of Carl

560
00:24:16,679 --> 00:24:22,140
that was both soda script

561
00:24:18,780 --> 00:24:23,299
not descriptive at all

562
00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:27,299
um

563
00:24:23,299 --> 00:24:28,980
slippy the five finger slippy

564
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:32,039
yep

565
00:24:28,980 --> 00:24:34,500
yep that's what my notes say that's

566
00:24:32,039 --> 00:24:38,159
literally my notes say she gives him the

567
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:40,860
five finger slippy so she gives Carl a

568
00:24:38,159 --> 00:24:43,320
handy wow no we got Ricky's [ __ ] her

569
00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:46,740
Hannah you didn't need

570
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:49,440
I didn't I didn't not understand and it

571
00:24:46,740 --> 00:24:53,360
wasn't enough I was trying to be helpful

572
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:53,360
I made it worse I'm so sorry

573
00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:58,500
no I just liked I was like I somehow

574
00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:01,500
feel like I have a very clear picture

575
00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:03,000
but I I meant like it was like I was

576
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,980
like there was clearly a lot of [ __ ]

577
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:07,380
that went down in that scene yeah there

578
00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:09,059
was that's really more one okay okay not

579
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:11,340
that I didn't understand what five

580
00:25:09,059 --> 00:25:12,120
finger slippy meant

581
00:25:11,340 --> 00:25:13,500
um

582
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:16,860
yeah

583
00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:20,100
yeah and it's it's the licking the hands

584
00:25:16,860 --> 00:25:22,940
clean for me there's a lot of discussion

585
00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:22,940
of fluids

586
00:25:24,419 --> 00:25:31,200
we here at smut Club can keep that

587
00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:33,539
discussion to a minimum because I think

588
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:37,500
just the word fluids

589
00:25:33,539 --> 00:25:39,779
yeah is enough so anyway yeah we're back

590
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:41,580
to Katie's point of view

591
00:25:39,779 --> 00:25:43,679
um she wakes up early

592
00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:45,720
um in the morning with both guys

593
00:25:43,679 --> 00:25:46,440
um she needs to go

594
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:50,039
um

595
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:52,620
ride her horse Samson not a euphemism

596
00:25:50,039 --> 00:25:55,860
not a euphemism

597
00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:57,900
um Rick wakes up she's trying to be very

598
00:25:55,860 --> 00:25:59,039
quiet and like slip out

599
00:25:57,900 --> 00:26:01,260
um because it's so early in the morning

600
00:25:59,039 --> 00:26:03,179
and Rick is like where are you going and

601
00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:05,940
what are you doing she's like I gotta go

602
00:26:03,179 --> 00:26:08,880
take care of Samson and he's like does

603
00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:11,480
your horse not know about a Sunday lion

604
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:14,520
like we should be sleeping in right now

605
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:15,779
and she's like no he doesn't I really

606
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:19,919
have to go

607
00:26:15,779 --> 00:26:21,360
and so he is like okay but yeah are you

608
00:26:19,919 --> 00:26:22,860
coming back like you're coming back

609
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:26,400
right

610
00:26:22,860 --> 00:26:28,320
um and she's like of course I am yeah so

611
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:31,080
she goes to the farm the owner tells her

612
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:33,720
that the bank is really after him so she

613
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:36,120
sends him like 700

614
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:39,659
um before going on the ride

615
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:42,960
um with Samson she really wants to rent

616
00:26:39,659 --> 00:26:45,480
the land from the owner

617
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:47,640
um but she needs time to save up and

618
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:52,380
then oh I forgot about this part oh no

619
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:57,320
okay so she uh masturbates while writing

620
00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:59,100
thinking about both guys [ __ ] her

621
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:01,980
and then

622
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:03,779
yeah there there I have a logistics

623
00:27:01,980 --> 00:27:05,580
question

624
00:27:03,779 --> 00:27:08,460
uh-huh

625
00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:10,980
so is that like when we say she was

626
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:13,860
masturbating while writing

627
00:27:10,980 --> 00:27:16,380
in my head I'm thinking of it like when

628
00:27:13,860 --> 00:27:19,020
they tell like a woman like sit on top

629
00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:21,179
of your washing machine or your dryer or

630
00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:23,820
something like that like and the

631
00:27:21,179 --> 00:27:26,400
vibration between your like is is that

632
00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:28,380
what's happening it's like no I mean

633
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:32,220
she's touching herself and she's like

634
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:36,539
like hitting the the Horn of the saddle

635
00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:38,279
to like stimulate okay yeah

636
00:27:36,539 --> 00:27:41,159
so then

637
00:27:38,279 --> 00:27:42,539
um she finishes and her father calls her

638
00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:43,919
oh

639
00:27:42,539 --> 00:27:48,260
um that

640
00:27:43,919 --> 00:27:48,260
what a sentence yeah

641
00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:55,380
is a hell of a sentence isn't it so he

642
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:57,840
saved in her phone as sperm donor and

643
00:27:55,380 --> 00:27:59,100
she does not answer

644
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:01,980
oh okay

645
00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:02,900
so we're back to Carl

646
00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:05,159
um

647
00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:07,700
the guys are doing their morning routine

648
00:28:05,159 --> 00:28:09,840
together and

649
00:28:07,700 --> 00:28:13,620
Rick is

650
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:15,480
on the toilet with Carl right there and

651
00:28:13,620 --> 00:28:18,720
Carl gets this like sick sense of

652
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:20,880
satisfaction seeing Rick do a little

653
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:23,700
wince because he [ __ ] him so hard the

654
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:25,679
night before and I'm just like

655
00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:27,900
oh

656
00:28:25,679 --> 00:28:29,340
I could have lived without that

657
00:28:27,900 --> 00:28:32,120
like I don't know what that's supposed

658
00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:32,120
to add to anything

659
00:28:32,340 --> 00:28:36,720
I know it's what we do here it's not

660
00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:41,039
close but I too could have lived without

661
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:43,260
that I'm so sorry okay I'm so sorry no

662
00:28:41,039 --> 00:28:46,200
no I mean these things happen that's

663
00:28:43,260 --> 00:28:47,400
where we're at yeah

664
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:50,580
um

665
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:53,039
yeah so there's more I wrote more detail

666
00:28:50,580 --> 00:28:56,600
about it I'm Gonna Leave It

667
00:28:53,039 --> 00:28:59,940
um about Carl's satisfaction yeah yeah

668
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:03,419
so Carl doesn't think Katie is coming

669
00:28:59,940 --> 00:29:06,480
back he's like nah like

670
00:29:03,419 --> 00:29:08,940
she got her little Minaj experience

671
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:11,760
she's not coming back

672
00:29:08,940 --> 00:29:14,580
um but Rick it's actually like

673
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:16,559
super pissed and he's like she's coming

674
00:29:14,580 --> 00:29:18,960
back she's coming back

675
00:29:16,559 --> 00:29:21,480
but even if she doesn't I love you and

676
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:25,500
that's all that matters and then

677
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:27,419
he Carl won't say I love you back and so

678
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:29,100
Rick starts to get super pissy about it

679
00:29:27,419 --> 00:29:30,419
he's like why won't you just say it like

680
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:33,299
why don't you ever just say it we've

681
00:29:30,419 --> 00:29:36,419
been together for years so then

682
00:29:33,299 --> 00:29:39,799
uh Carl gives in eventually they jerk

683
00:29:36,419 --> 00:29:39,799
each other off with Katie's panties

684
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:44,940
left there I'm assuming yeah

685
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:47,460
um I was gonna say I would have more

686
00:29:44,940 --> 00:29:48,899
Logistics questions yeah she couldn't

687
00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:50,159
find them in the morning when she got up

688
00:29:48,899 --> 00:29:52,320
she didn't want to turn a light on

689
00:29:50,159 --> 00:29:55,080
because it was so early so she couldn't

690
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:56,700
find them so she just left them so yeah

691
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,860
they jerk each other off with Katie's

692
00:29:56,700 --> 00:30:00,000
panties and then they're like talking

693
00:29:58,860 --> 00:30:02,600
about how they're gonna [ __ ] her

694
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:07,020
together they're like all into it

695
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:07,860
so we are back to Katie's point of view

696
00:30:07,020 --> 00:30:09,899
um

697
00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:12,120
she gets home her mom tells her like you

698
00:30:09,899 --> 00:30:15,960
need to call your dad you really need to

699
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:17,460
call your dad and Katie is like no I

700
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:19,260
don't give a [ __ ] what that son of a

701
00:30:17,460 --> 00:30:22,260
[ __ ] has to say I'm not interested

702
00:30:19,260 --> 00:30:25,080
thank you for playing and mom is like

703
00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:27,899
there's an opportunity

704
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:29,940
um you should call him blah blah blah

705
00:30:27,899 --> 00:30:32,360
it's some kind of like

706
00:30:29,940 --> 00:30:38,360
there's a horse

707
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:38,360
Whisperer trainer person in the U.S

708
00:30:38,399 --> 00:30:45,140
um and uh so that's the opportunity like

709
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:47,460
she has to take an internship with his

710
00:30:45,140 --> 00:30:49,740
multi-billion dollar company for six

711
00:30:47,460 --> 00:30:52,640
months and then he will send her on this

712
00:30:49,740 --> 00:30:56,340
trip with this guy but her half-sister

713
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:58,860
is also involved and She [ __ ] hates

714
00:30:56,340 --> 00:31:01,380
her half-sister okay so she does agree

715
00:30:58,860 --> 00:31:05,159
to call her dad

716
00:31:01,380 --> 00:31:07,799
back to Carl Rick is super anxious and

717
00:31:05,159 --> 00:31:09,120
um Carl is just like call her like why

718
00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:12,299
are you being so weird

719
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:15,779
just call her if you want to talk to her

720
00:31:12,299 --> 00:31:17,520
um so Rick is like I have an idea let's

721
00:31:15,779 --> 00:31:19,559
take her away for the weekend like a

722
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:21,539
weekend trip or something

723
00:31:19,559 --> 00:31:24,480
um somewhere neutral where she'll feel

724
00:31:21,539 --> 00:31:27,000
safer blah blah blah Nick has an anxious

725
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:30,840
attachment style he sure does

726
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:33,120
so Carl agrees as long as Rick promises

727
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:34,620
that they're both gonna [ __ ] her by the

728
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:37,620
end of the night he's like this always

729
00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:40,559
happens like you get to [ __ ] the pretty

730
00:31:37,620 --> 00:31:42,539
[ __ ] and I do not

731
00:31:40,559 --> 00:31:45,059
and we don't like him

732
00:31:42,539 --> 00:31:48,380
I hate that sentence so much your face

733
00:31:45,059 --> 00:31:48,380
says everything I feel about it

734
00:31:48,539 --> 00:31:52,320
I don't well one I don't know what my

735
00:31:50,399 --> 00:31:54,480
face looks like but two I took my

736
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,799
glasses off for a second and so now I

737
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,240
really don't know what my face looks

738
00:31:55,799 --> 00:31:59,640
like

739
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:01,200
I hear it

740
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:04,369
do you

741
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:04,369
[Music]

742
00:32:04,740 --> 00:32:11,760
oh [ __ ] okay yeah yeah it's not not a

743
00:32:09,899 --> 00:32:12,899
good time so we're back to Katie she

744
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:15,600
calls her dad

745
00:32:12,899 --> 00:32:17,480
he uh she is not very nice she's like

746
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:20,039
the [ __ ] do you want I'm not interested

747
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:21,419
he tells her

748
00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:25,200
um he wants her to come to his office

749
00:32:21,419 --> 00:32:26,340
she's like no I won't be doing that and

750
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,659
he says

751
00:32:26,340 --> 00:32:29,700
um

752
00:32:27,659 --> 00:32:31,620
yeah she has to come if she wants to see

753
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:33,720
the horse guy

754
00:32:31,620 --> 00:32:36,240
um and she's like he's like how about

755
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:38,340
Monday and she's like no I can't this

756
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:40,559
Monday how about next Monday like

757
00:32:38,340 --> 00:32:43,020
literally just to be a [ __ ] because she

758
00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:45,740
doesn't want to see him so but she does

759
00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:45,740
agree to see him

760
00:32:45,899 --> 00:32:52,200
um Carl back to Carl he's at work he is

761
00:32:49,559 --> 00:32:54,480
running an intern program

762
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:56,100
um and the boss's daughter whose name is

763
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:59,159
verity

764
00:32:56,100 --> 00:33:04,679
um is in it and he is that the half

765
00:32:59,159 --> 00:33:08,580
sister uh maybe so yeah no spoilers so

766
00:33:04,679 --> 00:33:10,559
um he can't [ __ ] stand her so

767
00:33:08,580 --> 00:33:12,840
um she's an entitled little [ __ ] he

768
00:33:10,559 --> 00:33:15,120
kicks her out so he does this thing

769
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:18,120
where everybody has to stand up and sing

770
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:21,240
Eye of the Tiger together I don't really

771
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:24,059
understand why but Verity refuses to do

772
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:27,120
that he's like cool get out

773
00:33:24,059 --> 00:33:29,100
and she's like you can't fire me and

774
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:32,279
he's like I really can should we go talk

775
00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:34,559
to your father together okay get out

776
00:33:32,279 --> 00:33:36,840
so

777
00:33:34,559 --> 00:33:38,159
back to Katie it there's so much

778
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,980
flashing back and forth it's just

779
00:33:38,159 --> 00:33:43,019
between Katie and Carl so oh we never

780
00:33:40,980 --> 00:33:44,279
get Rick's personal we never get Rick's

781
00:33:43,019 --> 00:33:46,559
person I know you said it was Mutual

782
00:33:44,279 --> 00:33:47,700
point of view but it makes me sad we

783
00:33:46,559 --> 00:33:50,100
don't get to hear from Rick because he's

784
00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:51,600
so sweet so she's she resigns from her

785
00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:53,940
job as a waitress now that she has all

786
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:55,740
this sugar daddy money coming in and she

787
00:33:53,940 --> 00:33:58,140
gets a text from Rick inviting her to

788
00:33:55,740 --> 00:34:00,779
lunch without Carl

789
00:33:58,140 --> 00:34:02,760
um he's very adorably awkward he's like

790
00:34:00,779 --> 00:34:04,740
nothing sexual

791
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:07,860
although maybe you didn't assume that

792
00:34:04,740 --> 00:34:09,480
I'm so sorry like it's really sweet

793
00:34:07,860 --> 00:34:10,200
actually

794
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,179
um

795
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:14,520
and then she also gets an email about an

796
00:34:12,179 --> 00:34:15,599
interview at her father's company and

797
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,280
she

798
00:34:15,599 --> 00:34:19,260
um she's like I never agreed to a

799
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:21,240
[ __ ] interview I said I would come

800
00:34:19,260 --> 00:34:24,300
see you I didn't say it was gonna work

801
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:26,220
for you what the [ __ ] and

802
00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:29,099
um she's like fine whatever because her

803
00:34:26,220 --> 00:34:31,560
mom's pushing her to do it so then Carl

804
00:34:29,099 --> 00:34:33,359
tells Rick about his day about how

805
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:35,159
Verity's a little [ __ ]

806
00:34:33,359 --> 00:34:37,139
um and she had to come apologize and

807
00:34:35,159 --> 00:34:39,119
then sing the whole song so low in front

808
00:34:37,139 --> 00:34:40,980
of everyone that gave him like a sick

809
00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:42,540
satisfaction that she went and wanted to

810
00:34:40,980 --> 00:34:45,200
her dad and her dad was like tough [ __ ]

811
00:34:42,540 --> 00:34:46,919
like go do whatever Carl says

812
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:48,179
so

813
00:34:46,919 --> 00:34:50,520
um Rick tells him he's going to see

814
00:34:48,179 --> 00:34:52,639
Katie during the week and Carl says he's

815
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:55,139
like I can't not be at work blah blah

816
00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:56,760
and he starts to feel weird about it

817
00:34:55,139 --> 00:35:00,300
because they don't ever do things

818
00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:01,740
separately with these women and so he is

819
00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:03,900
like

820
00:35:01,740 --> 00:35:05,400
and then I didn't know that this was

821
00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:07,200
relevant when I read the first time but

822
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,880
I did go back and and double check it

823
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:11,579
because it does turn out to be important

824
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:15,060
so Rick then shows Carl some stuff that

825
00:35:11,579 --> 00:35:17,400
he printed off of Katie's Facebook we

826
00:35:15,060 --> 00:35:19,380
don't know what it is but Carl is like

827
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:22,500
well that settles it then she's not a

828
00:35:19,380 --> 00:35:25,020
fit and Rick is like no no no no no give

829
00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:27,960
it more time we said six months

830
00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:30,599
um and I know you really like her so

831
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:32,220
Carl's like fine so

832
00:35:30,599 --> 00:35:33,540
um yeah see that is one of those like

833
00:35:32,220 --> 00:35:34,920
weird details that like the first time

834
00:35:33,540 --> 00:35:36,900
you read it you're like

835
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,579
oh cool that happened whatever and then

836
00:35:36,900 --> 00:35:42,060
like when you're like

837
00:35:38,579 --> 00:35:43,859
um I don't know how but it is it all

838
00:35:42,060 --> 00:35:46,440
comes together

839
00:35:43,859 --> 00:35:48,680
um also just for like my own knowledge

840
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,680
because

841
00:35:49,079 --> 00:35:51,960
it seemed like I know you saw like

842
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,980
there's a lot of back and forth and so

843
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,000
it's this weird thing because it seems

844
00:35:52,980 --> 00:35:55,440
like there's a lot of back and forth but

845
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,960
it also seems like there's not a ton of

846
00:35:55,440 --> 00:36:00,000
plot happening but there's a lot about

847
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:02,640
back and forth how long

848
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:05,400
was this book like how many like Pages

849
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:10,680
hold on I'll tell you

850
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:14,359
maybe possibly I think maybe maybe not

851
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:14,359
this book was

852
00:36:14,660 --> 00:36:21,780
440 Pages oh Lord yeah

853
00:36:18,599 --> 00:36:23,700
okay the so there's a lot of setup with

854
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:25,560
like all these relationships and all

855
00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:27,900
this different stuff and then the plot

856
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:29,700
kind of happens all at once and then it

857
00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:32,640
stops happening again and then it

858
00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:35,880
happens all at once like it's just a lot

859
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:38,460
okay so Katie

860
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:40,980
um goes to see Rick they eat lunch

861
00:36:38,460 --> 00:36:43,140
um she's like I could totally be with

862
00:36:40,980 --> 00:36:46,200
this guy like for real he's so sweet

863
00:36:43,140 --> 00:36:48,599
he's so thoughtful he's so handsome but

864
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:50,040
Carl makes things complicated and then

865
00:36:48,599 --> 00:36:53,280
they start making out with a lot of

866
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:55,560
dirty talk about okay I forgot about

867
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:57,599
that they start making out with a lot of

868
00:36:55,560 --> 00:37:00,000
talk about stretching

869
00:36:57,599 --> 00:37:02,339
things

870
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,960
I like how you said things there

871
00:37:02,339 --> 00:37:05,099
like you're like I need to I need to

872
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:08,480
make sure you understand when I say

873
00:37:05,099 --> 00:37:08,480
stretching I don't mean yoga

874
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:14,160
we're not doing Pilates

875
00:37:11,339 --> 00:37:17,640
so like stretching to prepare her for

876
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:19,380
some DP yeah okay yeah

877
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:21,060
and

878
00:37:19,380 --> 00:37:24,240
um

879
00:37:21,060 --> 00:37:26,700
Katie is like this is not like are we

880
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:29,400
are we cheating right now like Carl's

881
00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:30,359
not here and so Rick pulls back and he's

882
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:33,000
like

883
00:37:30,359 --> 00:37:35,040
that's these are our boundaries like we

884
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:38,520
come together or not at all like that's

885
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:41,579
their deal we come together not at all

886
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:43,140
so then he starts to say something else

887
00:37:41,579 --> 00:37:45,900
he's like well there's something that

888
00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:48,180
you should know about Carl like Carl's

889
00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:50,880
got this thing like he needs something

890
00:37:48,180 --> 00:37:53,520
else from you and then

891
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:56,280
um Carl shows up Carl's like what would

892
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:58,140
that be and they were both like cool

893
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,579
oops

894
00:37:58,140 --> 00:38:00,359
so

895
00:37:59,579 --> 00:38:03,420
um

896
00:38:00,359 --> 00:38:05,579
Carl is like yeah we're gonna go away

897
00:38:03,420 --> 00:38:08,460
for the weekend

898
00:38:05,579 --> 00:38:12,240
um and you're coming and then Rick

899
00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:13,920
realizes how much Carl must be into her

900
00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:15,900
because he's like putting all this

901
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,400
effort in

902
00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:19,859
um

903
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:21,960
and then we're back to Katie they go

904
00:38:19,859 --> 00:38:25,560
away to the seaside

905
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:28,859
um and there my notes just say cute

906
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:31,859
throuple time with lots of innuendo

907
00:38:28,859 --> 00:38:31,859
foreign

908
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:38,339
yeah I appreciate when we're able to

909
00:38:36,359 --> 00:38:40,320
summarize it you're like yeah you know

910
00:38:38,339 --> 00:38:42,960
if there's some Sweet Moments with ice

911
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:45,359
cream and whatever like it's nice yeah

912
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:47,400
um and they talk about family Rick's

913
00:38:45,359 --> 00:38:50,520
family is super normal very supportive

914
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:51,900
Carl Lou alludes to like a really really

915
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,280
rough time but doesn't really give

916
00:38:51,900 --> 00:38:55,619
detail

917
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:57,119
they ask about her father and she says

918
00:38:55,619 --> 00:39:00,060
she doesn't have one worth mentioning

919
00:38:57,119 --> 00:39:01,920
she's like it's he's literally a blank

920
00:39:00,060 --> 00:39:06,480
spot on my birth certificate that's who

921
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:08,880
my father is right so do we know why she

922
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:11,400
hates her father so much we do not we

923
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:14,280
just know that she feels abandoned by

924
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:16,280
him and feels like he ruined her mom's

925
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:19,800
life but we don't really know why

926
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:22,320
so um they go out dancing things are

927
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:24,839
getting spicy very handsy

928
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:26,280
um they go back to the hotel and Katie

929
00:39:24,839 --> 00:39:28,079
is [ __ ] freaking out because she

930
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:30,240
knows what's gonna happen but she's also

931
00:39:28,079 --> 00:39:32,880
really excited so they get naked

932
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:34,740
everybody's making out there's

933
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:36,839
my notes say there's fingering and

934
00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:38,880
eating out and whatnot there's just a

935
00:39:36,839 --> 00:39:40,859
lot happening

936
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:43,440
um this is one of those sex scenes that

937
00:39:40,859 --> 00:39:46,079
goes on and on and it's like oh my God

938
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:49,800
like like we get it can we just finish

939
00:39:46,079 --> 00:39:50,940
like I'm like oh my God

940
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:54,300
um

941
00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:55,980
yeah I think it's Nikki Sloan I've read

942
00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:57,240
a lot of Nikki Sloan this year but I

943
00:39:55,980 --> 00:40:00,420
feel like

944
00:39:57,240 --> 00:40:03,420
she always tricks me because

945
00:40:00,420 --> 00:40:06,180
her sex scenes will go on four chapters

946
00:40:03,420 --> 00:40:07,980
yeah and so like I'm like oh we we hit

947
00:40:06,180 --> 00:40:09,359
the end of this chapter

948
00:40:07,980 --> 00:40:12,599
then the next one like oh nope we're

949
00:40:09,359 --> 00:40:14,280
jumping straight back in like here we

950
00:40:12,599 --> 00:40:15,960
are right why do we even have a chapter

951
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,820
break yes

952
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:20,760
so

953
00:40:17,820 --> 00:40:22,800
um both guys are like going at it with

954
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:25,200
her the whole time and then they start

955
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:27,119
stretching her with toys so there's a

956
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,339
lot of description about that

957
00:40:27,119 --> 00:40:33,300
um and then

958
00:40:28,339 --> 00:40:35,460
oh my notes say uh talking about making

959
00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:38,660
her [ __ ] gape for them

960
00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:42,960
again why that's what my notes say okay

961
00:40:38,660 --> 00:40:45,839
again why gape I don't like that word

962
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:47,579
that loose like a Wizard's sleeve like

963
00:40:45,839 --> 00:40:50,339
that's what I like that's what it makes

964
00:40:47,579 --> 00:40:53,339
me think of so gape made it onto my list

965
00:40:50,339 --> 00:40:56,280
because of this book

966
00:40:53,339 --> 00:40:59,400
all right question because I know when

967
00:40:56,280 --> 00:41:03,359
we reviewed pen pal we were saying

968
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:07,740
we don't like nibble or slippery uh-huh

969
00:41:03,359 --> 00:41:10,619
is gate in this context worse for you

970
00:41:07,740 --> 00:41:12,240
yeah and slippery yeah is it worse for

971
00:41:10,619 --> 00:41:14,700
you than nibbling I think for me it's

972
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:16,320
equal to nibbling but worse than

973
00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:18,240
slippery

974
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:20,880
it feels worse because when I think of

975
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:23,420
like gape or gaping I think of a gaping

976
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:25,980
wound like I think of like people

977
00:41:23,420 --> 00:41:28,140
bleeding and violence that's what I

978
00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:30,660
think of when I think of gaping

979
00:41:28,140 --> 00:41:33,480
like what other contacts do you hear

980
00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:36,060
gaping in besides I'm gonna stop saying

981
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:39,720
it but what context do you hear that

982
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:41,520
word in besides like major violence or

983
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:42,960
as horrible as it sounds when I hear

984
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:47,000
gaping I'm like yeah something that's

985
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:47,000
open and like flapping in the breeze

986
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:52,280
[Laughter]

987
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:55,140
which also is not better no just

988
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:59,599
flapping flapping stop saying that word

989
00:41:55,140 --> 00:42:03,780
Jesus Christ what a damn laughing

990
00:41:59,599 --> 00:42:05,579
okay so we we found another one

991
00:42:03,780 --> 00:42:08,820
we might just need to make like an

992
00:42:05,579 --> 00:42:12,839
ongoing list of like words that we hate

993
00:42:08,820 --> 00:42:15,420
here at smut Club yeah gape flap nibble

994
00:42:12,839 --> 00:42:18,180
slippery

995
00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:20,280
not just slip you can you can sleep okay

996
00:42:18,180 --> 00:42:22,619
you can slip on a banana peel and we

997
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:25,260
don't give a [ __ ] but slippery in the

998
00:42:22,619 --> 00:42:28,020
context yeah sex

999
00:42:25,260 --> 00:42:29,460
yeah this only gets worse so

1000
00:42:28,020 --> 00:42:31,920
um

1001
00:42:29,460 --> 00:42:34,859
there's a lot of stuff so Carl [ __ ] her

1002
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:37,440
while she's blowing Rick and then Carl

1003
00:42:34,859 --> 00:42:39,540
fists her and then decides that she's

1004
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:42,320
ready

1005
00:42:39,540 --> 00:42:45,119
um just for like for both of them right

1006
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:48,839
okay I was like

1007
00:42:45,119 --> 00:42:53,599
like how big is he if you need to be

1008
00:42:48,839 --> 00:42:53,599
fisted before you can take one dick

1009
00:42:55,460 --> 00:43:02,460
no I hate I hate everything so then she

1010
00:43:00,839 --> 00:43:05,339
does take them both and the guys are

1011
00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:07,500
[ __ ] ecstatic about it and they are

1012
00:43:05,339 --> 00:43:09,720
like you're you're the most beautiful

1013
00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:11,760
woman we've ever seen and like there's

1014
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:13,380
lots more like dirty talk and praise and

1015
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,460
whatnot

1016
00:43:13,380 --> 00:43:17,880
um

1017
00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:19,440
and she's like hell yeah I did that like

1018
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:21,359
she feels really good about it too I

1019
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:24,859
guess

1020
00:43:21,359 --> 00:43:28,740
um I would be proud of myself

1021
00:43:24,859 --> 00:43:30,660
achievement unlocked right like I don't

1022
00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:31,980
that feels like a big account like

1023
00:43:30,660 --> 00:43:34,800
that's not gonna feel like a big

1024
00:43:31,980 --> 00:43:37,859
accomplishment hey yo

1025
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:40,319
two big accomplishments if you know what

1026
00:43:37,859 --> 00:43:42,680
I mean yeah Rick's piercing also made

1027
00:43:40,319 --> 00:43:45,540
things interesting so

1028
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:47,400
yeah I forgot about that yeah do you

1029
00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:48,900
remember Whose Line Is It Anyway I do

1030
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,040
yeah

1031
00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:51,599
um do you remember the game where they

1032
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:53,400
were just like like it was like all

1033
00:43:51,599 --> 00:43:54,960
euphemisms and they just like no matter

1034
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,220
what they said it was just they would

1035
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:57,900
just say if you know what I mean

1036
00:43:56,220 --> 00:43:59,400
afterwards

1037
00:43:57,900 --> 00:44:03,240
and I just remember there was like a

1038
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:06,839
weightlifting competition it was like

1039
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:09,540
she took 200 pounds in the snatch if you

1040
00:44:06,839 --> 00:44:11,339
know what I mean and then like I forget

1041
00:44:09,540 --> 00:44:13,560
who said it but I because I remember

1042
00:44:11,339 --> 00:44:16,619
watching it like the night it aired when

1043
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:20,099
it happened and you see I think it was

1044
00:44:16,619 --> 00:44:22,800
Ryan just like look on his face and he's

1045
00:44:20,099 --> 00:44:25,700
like that's never gonna make air if you

1046
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:28,380
know what I mean

1047
00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:30,060
but yeah and it was funny because I

1048
00:44:28,380 --> 00:44:33,140
remember seeing a rerun like years later

1049
00:44:30,060 --> 00:44:36,780
and it was that clip and it was 100

1050
00:44:33,140 --> 00:44:39,839
bleeped out that's awesome yes but I was

1051
00:44:36,780 --> 00:44:43,140
like that was a brilliant joke that is

1052
00:44:39,839 --> 00:44:45,720
really good guys yeah I can I can

1053
00:44:43,140 --> 00:44:48,240
I can give credit for that right okay so

1054
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:49,560
high fives all around yeah they're all

1055
00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:51,359
very proud of themselves yes and we're

1056
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:53,760
back to Carl's point of view

1057
00:44:51,359 --> 00:44:56,880
um so Katie gets up while he's out on

1058
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:58,440
the the little balcony Terrace Terrace

1059
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:00,900
sure

1060
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:03,119
um and they have a very intense moment

1061
00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:05,640
she talks about her

1062
00:45:03,119 --> 00:45:07,800
um dreams of renting the stable

1063
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:10,020
um and he's like you could he's thinking

1064
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:12,180
this girl could do so much more she's

1065
00:45:10,020 --> 00:45:14,220
brilliant she's strong

1066
00:45:12,180 --> 00:45:16,859
she could do so much more but he doesn't

1067
00:45:14,220 --> 00:45:19,140
say that and then

1068
00:45:16,859 --> 00:45:21,240
it seems like he's gonna make her some

1069
00:45:19,140 --> 00:45:22,740
other kind of offer because she's like I

1070
00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:25,020
really want this but it's going to be a

1071
00:45:22,740 --> 00:45:27,480
year or two before I'm able to to make

1072
00:45:25,020 --> 00:45:30,000
this purchase blah blah and he's like

1073
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:31,619
it's on the tip of my tongue to say blah

1074
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,240
blah blah blah

1075
00:45:31,619 --> 00:45:35,640
um but I still don't know what we still

1076
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:38,819
don't know what but then Rick comes out

1077
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:41,280
and then they have uh so all that their

1078
00:45:38,819 --> 00:45:42,900
moment is broken and then they have a

1079
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:45,960
very nice drive back

1080
00:45:42,900 --> 00:45:51,300
um Carl decides to stop at the Stables

1081
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:54,300
um and so uh he tries to like get in

1082
00:45:51,300 --> 00:45:56,640
good with Samson the horse Samson is not

1083
00:45:54,300 --> 00:45:59,579
about Carl he is not a fan he does not

1084
00:45:56,640 --> 00:46:03,060
like him but he's very into Rick

1085
00:45:59,579 --> 00:46:04,640
Carl so that's on brand like Samsung has

1086
00:46:03,060 --> 00:46:09,180
good taste yeah

1087
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:11,700
Samson is clearly reading the room

1088
00:46:09,180 --> 00:46:13,020
um so back to Katie uh she stays with

1089
00:46:11,700 --> 00:46:16,200
him another night even though she has

1090
00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:19,680
the meeting with her dad the next day

1091
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:21,060
oh my God so Chelsea's cat Craig is

1092
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:24,540
doing like

1093
00:46:21,060 --> 00:46:26,880
it's like a gargoyle moment

1094
00:46:24,540 --> 00:46:30,119
and she keeps like giving him little

1095
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:33,240
high fives and it's very distractingly

1096
00:46:30,119 --> 00:46:36,780
adorable because Craig is standing on

1097
00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:39,119
his back legs with his front paws up and

1098
00:46:36,780 --> 00:46:41,700
it like just keeps giving me high fives

1099
00:46:39,119 --> 00:46:44,099
it was pretty cute it seems the moment

1100
00:46:41,700 --> 00:46:46,380
has passed but it was very adorable yeah

1101
00:46:44,099 --> 00:46:49,560
he turned away from me and I think he

1102
00:46:46,380 --> 00:46:51,420
was done with like I'm over you now

1103
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:53,880
um that was cute while it lasted so

1104
00:46:51,420 --> 00:46:56,819
Katie is like frankly I don't give a

1105
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:59,880
[ __ ] about this meeting with my dad

1106
00:46:56,819 --> 00:47:02,880
um so she really wishes that she could

1107
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:04,680
just continue to be with Carl and Rick

1108
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:06,599
without getting paid she's like I really

1109
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:08,040
like them like I don't feel the need to

1110
00:47:06,599 --> 00:47:09,660
be paid I would spend time with them

1111
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:12,540
anyway

1112
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:13,859
um and she's thinking about all this

1113
00:47:12,540 --> 00:47:16,319
while she's on the way to the meeting

1114
00:47:13,859 --> 00:47:19,200
with her dad she's wearing dirty jeans

1115
00:47:16,319 --> 00:47:21,300
and a shirt that says bite me

1116
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:22,740
that's the energy she's bringing to this

1117
00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:26,460
meeting

1118
00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:29,880
he is pleading with her

1119
00:47:26,460 --> 00:47:31,980
um to give this internship program a

1120
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:33,960
chance he's like it's a six-month

1121
00:47:31,980 --> 00:47:36,300
internship you get to go stay for a

1122
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:39,060
month with the horse guy please please

1123
00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:41,640
let me do this for you I want you here

1124
00:47:39,060 --> 00:47:43,920
blah blah blah and she doesn't really

1125
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:46,740
want anything to do with any of it but

1126
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:48,900
the pay is good and she wants to meet

1127
00:47:46,740 --> 00:47:51,300
the horse guy so she's like I mean I

1128
00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:52,800
guess so and like mind you I'm like

1129
00:47:51,300 --> 00:47:54,839
missing some details here because I

1130
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:56,700
haven't read this one but like

1131
00:47:54,839 --> 00:47:58,880
I think the hard thing for me is that

1132
00:47:56,700 --> 00:47:58,880
like

1133
00:48:00,540 --> 00:48:03,380
how do I say it

1134
00:48:03,540 --> 00:48:08,460
like it's a very transactional situation

1135
00:48:06,060 --> 00:48:10,020
right like yeah her dad's like no I love

1136
00:48:08,460 --> 00:48:13,140
you I care about you I want you here I

1137
00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:14,880
want to do this for you but you have to

1138
00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:16,200
do this for six months first instead of

1139
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:17,700
just like

1140
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:20,099
like it's not like there are strings

1141
00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:23,160
attached right it's not a true gift so

1142
00:48:20,099 --> 00:48:26,880
it's a lot of strings but also the way

1143
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:30,300
that it's described dad is desperate

1144
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:32,579
like he wants a relationship with her he

1145
00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:35,220
is like pleading with her like please

1146
00:48:32,579 --> 00:48:39,000
come on so it seems like this is his

1147
00:48:35,220 --> 00:48:41,400
last Stitch effort to get her into his

1148
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:43,200
company so he can at least see her a

1149
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:45,900
little bit

1150
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:48,420
um so he's like pushing it

1151
00:48:45,900 --> 00:48:50,940
so finally and she's like

1152
00:48:48,420 --> 00:48:54,780
fine I guess whatever

1153
00:48:50,940 --> 00:48:56,099
and so her dad is like great let me

1154
00:48:54,780 --> 00:48:58,680
introduce you to the guy who's running

1155
00:48:56,099 --> 00:49:00,839
the intern program and she's like oh

1156
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:02,940
it's not you like I don't have to work

1157
00:49:00,839 --> 00:49:05,760
directly with you and he's like no no of

1158
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:06,980
course not and the guy comes in and

1159
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:11,339
surprise

1160
00:49:06,980 --> 00:49:13,380
it's Carl hey there's my puppies

1161
00:49:11,339 --> 00:49:15,780
we'll get you right back to the show in

1162
00:49:13,380 --> 00:49:20,880
just a moment but first

1163
00:49:15,780 --> 00:49:23,220
do you like us maybe even love us cause

1164
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:27,300
we sure love you

1165
00:49:23,220 --> 00:49:28,680
if you do love us don't tease us don't

1166
00:49:27,300 --> 00:49:31,020
listen those ratings and reviews

1167
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:33,660
wherever you're listening right now

1168
00:49:31,020 --> 00:49:35,880
maybe even send us over to a special

1169
00:49:33,660 --> 00:49:37,859
sexy someone that would enjoy getting

1170
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:39,900
smutty with us

1171
00:49:37,859 --> 00:49:43,680
because you know the first rule of smug

1172
00:49:39,900 --> 00:49:46,319
Club is to talk about smut Club

1173
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:50,180
all right I won't keep you any longer

1174
00:49:46,319 --> 00:49:50,180
let's get back to the show

1175
00:49:51,260 --> 00:49:54,380
thank you

1176
00:49:54,960 --> 00:50:03,119
so my notes just say Carl POV awkward

1177
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,560
yeah that's that's what it is

1178
00:50:03,119 --> 00:50:08,099
um

1179
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:10,260
so her dad so Carl with a k or a c

1180
00:50:08,099 --> 00:50:11,819
what's a c okay that's how I've been

1181
00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:13,380
conceptualizing it but I do feel like

1182
00:50:11,819 --> 00:50:16,619
you bring in different energy as a human

1183
00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:19,200
if it's with a K I agree yeah yeah

1184
00:50:16,619 --> 00:50:22,440
um so dad goes to introduce them and

1185
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:23,460
he's like we've already met and Katie is

1186
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,680
like

1187
00:50:23,460 --> 00:50:30,720
clearly wide-eyed like shut the [ __ ] up

1188
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:32,819
Carl and so she's like oh yeah um I I uh

1189
00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:36,060
I know Rick I've hung out with Rick

1190
00:50:32,819 --> 00:50:36,900
that's how I met how I met Carl

1191
00:50:36,060 --> 00:50:38,940
um

1192
00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:42,720
and Carl feels some type of way about

1193
00:50:38,940 --> 00:50:47,099
that so then dad leaves and Carl is

1194
00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:48,180
confused he's like how how did you not

1195
00:50:47,099 --> 00:50:51,300
know

1196
00:50:48,180 --> 00:50:53,520
how did you not know like surely you

1197
00:50:51,300 --> 00:50:55,200
looked me up please tell me you didn't

1198
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:57,000
just go meet two strange men without

1199
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:59,040
looking me up and she's like of course I

1200
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,960
looked you up and he's like how did you

1201
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:03,119
not know I work for your dad and she's

1202
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:05,700
like my dad's company isn't listed he's

1203
00:51:03,119 --> 00:51:07,619
like it's a subsidiary everybody knows

1204
00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:10,140
that and she's like I don't I don't

1205
00:51:07,619 --> 00:51:12,420
[ __ ] talk to my dad like I had no

1206
00:51:10,140 --> 00:51:14,700
[ __ ] clue geez this age she's

1207
00:51:12,420 --> 00:51:16,020
freaking out so

1208
00:51:14,700 --> 00:51:19,559
um

1209
00:51:16,020 --> 00:51:22,020
she he also is like your dad is one of

1210
00:51:19,559 --> 00:51:24,900
the best men I've ever met in my life

1211
00:51:22,020 --> 00:51:27,000
I've known him for 20 years he's an

1212
00:51:24,900 --> 00:51:29,280
incredible person

1213
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:31,260
um and Katie is like well that might be

1214
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:33,000
your experience but he's a judgmental

1215
00:51:31,260 --> 00:51:35,280
[ __ ]

1216
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:36,480
um and he's like

1217
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:38,760
well

1218
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:41,000
your dad gave me a chance when no one

1219
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:44,520
else would he saved my life

1220
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:47,700
and so then Katie we're back to Katie's

1221
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:50,819
point of view she is really embarrassed

1222
00:51:47,700 --> 00:51:53,160
um and Carla's like listen you are not

1223
00:51:50,819 --> 00:51:54,839
taking this seriously this is a serious

1224
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:56,579
program if you're not gonna take it

1225
00:51:54,839 --> 00:51:58,079
seriously that's fine it's not for you

1226
00:51:56,579 --> 00:52:00,599
that's okay

1227
00:51:58,079 --> 00:52:03,240
but she's like no I'm [ __ ] doing this

1228
00:52:00,599 --> 00:52:04,619
she's super adamant

1229
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:07,980
um

1230
00:52:04,619 --> 00:52:10,980
and then he explains that he was a kid

1231
00:52:07,980 --> 00:52:13,800
with a record when he met her dad

1232
00:52:10,980 --> 00:52:16,020
um and he gave Carl a chance

1233
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:17,040
um she tells him that he knocked up her

1234
00:52:16,020 --> 00:52:19,079
mom

1235
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:21,660
um who was his secretary at the time and

1236
00:52:19,079 --> 00:52:22,980
then fired her when he found out she was

1237
00:52:21,660 --> 00:52:24,839
pregnant

1238
00:52:22,980 --> 00:52:26,819
and wanting nothing wanted nothing to do

1239
00:52:24,839 --> 00:52:30,960
with Katie basically like abandoned them

1240
00:52:26,819 --> 00:52:32,520
both so her mom lost her job she was 19.

1241
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:35,640
um and

1242
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:38,400
lost her job was alone and Pregnant wait

1243
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:41,400
who she's telling Carl this she's

1244
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:44,000
telling Carl okay yeah and so Carl says

1245
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:46,500
that that is not the story that he heard

1246
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:49,760
and she's like I don't give a [ __ ] I

1247
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:49,760
lived it that's the story

1248
00:52:50,460 --> 00:52:55,740
um so then

1249
00:52:52,319 --> 00:53:00,000
Oops I did something to my notes

1250
00:52:55,740 --> 00:53:01,520
okay hold on I got it so then

1251
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,140
um

1252
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:06,480
she is super adamant she wants to give

1253
00:53:04,140 --> 00:53:09,119
the the program a try and Carl's like

1254
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:10,859
fine I'll drive you to the other office

1255
00:53:09,119 --> 00:53:14,099
so that's the other reason she didn't

1256
00:53:10,859 --> 00:53:15,839
know is because her dad's main office is

1257
00:53:14,099 --> 00:53:19,020
not in the same town where Rick and Carl

1258
00:53:15,839 --> 00:53:20,579
live it's a satellite office so she had

1259
00:53:19,020 --> 00:53:23,400
no idea

1260
00:53:20,579 --> 00:53:26,400
so he takes her to the other place

1261
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:28,339
um and then all of a sudden he's he

1262
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:31,260
pulls over like while they're on the way

1263
00:53:28,339 --> 00:53:35,099
and he is like

1264
00:53:31,260 --> 00:53:37,020
um so if you had to give up two years to

1265
00:53:35,099 --> 00:53:39,480
get two hundred thousand dollars

1266
00:53:37,020 --> 00:53:41,220
for your farm would you do it

1267
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:43,020
Would You Do It

1268
00:53:41,220 --> 00:53:45,119
um and she's like well I would need to

1269
00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:46,680
know what that entails because he's

1270
00:53:45,119 --> 00:53:48,599
thinking back to their conversation on

1271
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:51,059
the Terrace where she said it's her

1272
00:53:48,599 --> 00:53:53,880
two-year plan essentially and he's like

1273
00:53:51,059 --> 00:53:56,280
would you give it up and she's like

1274
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:59,339
well I need to know what it is and she's

1275
00:53:56,280 --> 00:54:01,260
like I mean as a joke she says I mean do

1276
00:53:59,339 --> 00:54:04,319
you want a kidney

1277
00:54:01,260 --> 00:54:06,059
um and Carl's like I mean kind of she's

1278
00:54:04,319 --> 00:54:08,040
like what the [ __ ]

1279
00:54:06,059 --> 00:54:10,500
so Carl's about to say something else

1280
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:13,079
and then the phone rings

1281
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:14,760
um now we're at Carl's point of view on

1282
00:54:13,079 --> 00:54:16,319
the phone is Rick

1283
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:18,480
um and he his voice comes through the

1284
00:54:16,319 --> 00:54:21,000
Bluetooth in the car so everybody can

1285
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:23,579
hear everything and he is absolutely

1286
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:25,920
gushing about how much he loves Katie

1287
00:54:23,579 --> 00:54:28,200
and how amazing she is

1288
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:29,819
um he won't let Carl get a word in like

1289
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:32,339
Carl keeps trying to interrupt him to

1290
00:54:29,819 --> 00:54:34,200
say like Katie's in the [ __ ] car but

1291
00:54:32,339 --> 00:54:37,559
Rick won't stop talking

1292
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:39,480
and Rick it's super explicit about how

1293
00:54:37,559 --> 00:54:41,940
he's gonna [ __ ] her ass and that he's in

1294
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:44,700
love with her she's their keeper she's

1295
00:54:41,940 --> 00:54:46,859
the one we've been looking for and Katie

1296
00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:49,140
clearly is looking a little freaked

1297
00:54:46,859 --> 00:54:52,020
she's like the [ __ ] is happening

1298
00:54:49,140 --> 00:54:53,640
um and Carl finally is like Rick Katie's

1299
00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:56,059
in the goddamn car

1300
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:59,579
and Rick is like that's very funny Rick

1301
00:54:56,059 --> 00:55:02,579
that's very funny no she's not

1302
00:54:59,579 --> 00:55:04,980
um and then Carl's like no she is and

1303
00:55:02,579 --> 00:55:09,660
then Rick's like uh Katie are you there

1304
00:55:04,980 --> 00:55:12,300
and she's like hey Rick hi super awkward

1305
00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:14,400
um but then he just laughs he's like I'm

1306
00:55:12,300 --> 00:55:16,380
sorry about the ass thing babe but I

1307
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:19,920
would be into it if you are anyway I

1308
00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:22,140
love you both bye and like

1309
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:24,119
he has like golden retriever energy

1310
00:55:22,140 --> 00:55:27,119
where he's just like messing stuff up

1311
00:55:24,119 --> 00:55:29,160
but you love it he really does yeah we

1312
00:55:27,119 --> 00:55:30,599
love it we love it

1313
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:32,280
so then

1314
00:55:30,599 --> 00:55:34,079
um Carl does not pick up where he left

1315
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:37,440
off with like what this mysterious thing

1316
00:55:34,079 --> 00:55:39,660
is that he needs her for two years for

1317
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:41,460
um and then he introduces her to the

1318
00:55:39,660 --> 00:55:44,240
rest of the team and it's very clear

1319
00:55:41,460 --> 00:55:47,520
that her half-sister Verity is

1320
00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:49,280
displeased that she is there like real

1321
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:53,359
pissed

1322
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:53,359
so back to Katie

1323
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:57,900
um Carl and Rick take her shopping for

1324
00:55:56,400 --> 00:56:00,300
work clothes the guys are very very

1325
00:55:57,900 --> 00:56:02,700
sweet very supportive and they get home

1326
00:56:00,300 --> 00:56:04,859
to celebrate her new job

1327
00:56:02,700 --> 00:56:06,839
um and Katie thinks back to her

1328
00:56:04,859 --> 00:56:09,960
childhood how Verity would belittle her

1329
00:56:06,839 --> 00:56:12,059
like Dad Doesn't Really Love You Like do

1330
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:14,099
you see all of my horses do you see all

1331
00:56:12,059 --> 00:56:17,579
of my dolls like Dad doesn't really love

1332
00:56:14,099 --> 00:56:19,079
you like really really put her down

1333
00:56:17,579 --> 00:56:22,260
um and Carl says that he'll help her

1334
00:56:19,079 --> 00:56:23,180
catch up with what she's missed at work

1335
00:56:22,260 --> 00:56:26,040
um

1336
00:56:23,180 --> 00:56:28,020
and she realizes this is her chance to

1337
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:30,000
prove that she's better than Verity like

1338
00:56:28,020 --> 00:56:31,559
that's basically she's like all right if

1339
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:34,260
I'm gonna do this I'm gonna [ __ ] Verity

1340
00:56:31,559 --> 00:56:37,680
up like let's do it

1341
00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:41,040
um so then my notes say gratuitous

1342
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:44,579
threesome including a blowy and the guys

1343
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:47,640
taking turns and lots of dirty talk

1344
00:56:44,579 --> 00:56:50,760
that's what my notes say I I know I said

1345
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:53,520
it before I feel like a lot is happening

1346
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:58,140
but nothing is happening

1347
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:59,700
yeah it's accurate okay so I'm that's

1348
00:56:58,140 --> 00:57:01,079
why I'm talking really fast I'm like

1349
00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:03,839
none of this matters gratuitous

1350
00:57:01,079 --> 00:57:07,680
threesome anyway

1351
00:57:03,839 --> 00:57:09,839
um so the next day at work things are

1352
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:12,059
going really really well for Katie she

1353
00:57:09,839 --> 00:57:14,040
has lunch with Carl

1354
00:57:12,059 --> 00:57:15,660
um when they get back and then Verity

1355
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:18,300
Corners her in the bathroom and

1356
00:57:15,660 --> 00:57:21,960
absolutely loses her [ __ ] she has like a

1357
00:57:18,300 --> 00:57:23,460
full breakdown about how um Katie is

1358
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:27,119
never gonna take what's hers this

1359
00:57:23,460 --> 00:57:29,520
company is hers she has no right to it

1360
00:57:27,119 --> 00:57:31,500
um and tells her she can stop drooling

1361
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:32,480
over Carl because everyone knows he's

1362
00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:35,640
gay

1363
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:38,280
and which is kind of funny

1364
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:40,680
and then Katie tries to leave she's like

1365
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:42,839
I'm not I'm not doing this with you so

1366
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:45,359
she tries to leave and then Verity

1367
00:57:42,839 --> 00:57:47,040
starts pulling her hair and slapping her

1368
00:57:45,359 --> 00:57:49,319
and like scratching at her face and

1369
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:51,660
stuff and Katie is like what the actual

1370
00:57:49,319 --> 00:57:53,400
[ __ ] like we are grown women are we

1371
00:57:51,660 --> 00:57:55,619
having a slap fight right now this is

1372
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:57,359
the dumbest [ __ ] on the planet

1373
00:57:55,619 --> 00:58:00,480
so then

1374
00:57:57,359 --> 00:58:04,020
Katie shakes her off and tells her

1375
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:05,760
um that she gets that one but if she

1376
00:58:04,020 --> 00:58:06,720
ever touches her again she will [ __ ] her

1377
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:10,440
up

1378
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:12,660
so then Carl sees Katie we're back to

1379
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:14,579
Carl's point of view sees Katie um with

1380
00:58:12,660 --> 00:58:16,800
a scratch on her face and her hair is

1381
00:58:14,579 --> 00:58:19,500
really disheveled and then Verity comes

1382
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:22,140
right behind her and she does not look

1383
00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:24,480
disheveled and she's like he's like what

1384
00:58:22,140 --> 00:58:26,579
the [ __ ] is happening so

1385
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:28,500
um he tries to fire Verity he's like

1386
00:58:26,579 --> 00:58:30,420
absolutely the [ __ ] not like there's not

1387
00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:33,180
gonna be physical violence here that is

1388
00:58:30,420 --> 00:58:36,119
[ __ ] ridiculous you're fired but

1389
00:58:33,180 --> 00:58:38,640
Katie uh begs him not to he's like she's

1390
00:58:36,119 --> 00:58:40,859
like please don't please don't so he's

1391
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:43,799
like fine and then he starts to realize

1392
00:58:40,859 --> 00:58:45,720
that he has real feels is what my notes

1393
00:58:43,799 --> 00:58:48,059
say for Katie

1394
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:50,400
um he talks to Katie's dad

1395
00:58:48,059 --> 00:58:52,380
um about the situation with Verity dad

1396
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:54,900
says that he

1397
00:58:52,380 --> 00:58:57,780
he didn't know about Katie

1398
00:58:54,900 --> 00:58:59,400
her mom told him that he had that she

1399
00:58:57,780 --> 00:59:01,920
had had an abortion

1400
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:03,900
so he didn't know she was pregnant when

1401
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:06,720
he fired her he found out she was

1402
00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:08,819
pregnant afterwards when he went to her

1403
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:11,280
to say something about it

1404
00:59:08,819 --> 00:59:13,859
she told him he had she had had an

1405
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:16,140
abortion and he was too late

1406
00:59:13,859 --> 00:59:17,940
so he never knew he saw them on the

1407
00:59:16,140 --> 00:59:19,440
street when Katie was 10 and he was like

1408
00:59:17,940 --> 00:59:20,240
hold up

1409
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:23,160
um

1410
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:24,900
and so then he hand he says he handled

1411
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:26,700
everything wrong he tried to force Katie

1412
00:59:24,900 --> 00:59:28,740
into their family

1413
00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:31,440
um and he asked Carl to build Bridges

1414
00:59:28,740 --> 00:59:33,599
between the girls

1415
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:35,299
um through the program and Carl is like

1416
00:59:33,599 --> 00:59:38,400
uh

1417
00:59:35,299 --> 00:59:41,099
I guess I can try but frankly you need

1418
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:43,200
to get your [ __ ] together that does not

1419
00:59:41,099 --> 00:59:47,400
feel like Carl's job and I don't even

1420
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:50,880
like Carl no it's a whole last disaster

1421
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:52,260
um so Rick tells Carl that they need to

1422
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:54,780
talk

1423
00:59:52,260 --> 00:59:57,359
and rethink the whole we come together

1424
00:59:54,780 --> 01:00:00,780
or not at all rule

1425
00:59:57,359 --> 01:00:01,619
um they what they agree on is a courtesy

1426
01:00:00,780 --> 01:00:04,200
call

1427
01:00:01,619 --> 01:00:07,260
so they agree they're going to call each

1428
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:09,680
other before they [ __ ] Katie solo to get

1429
01:00:07,260 --> 01:00:09,680
permission

1430
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:15,119
I don't look like

1431
01:00:12,540 --> 01:00:17,339
just decided so like what what are you

1432
01:00:15,119 --> 01:00:19,020
gonna do not [ __ ] one day like you're

1433
01:00:17,339 --> 01:00:20,220
gonna call and they're like actually I'm

1434
01:00:19,020 --> 01:00:23,160
not really in the mood for that I'd

1435
01:00:20,220 --> 01:00:25,319
really rather you didn't [ __ ] her today

1436
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:29,660
is that how that works

1437
01:00:25,319 --> 01:00:29,660
I mean I guess but regardless

1438
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:35,700
um Rick and Carl have a solidifying [ __ ]

1439
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:38,220
as we often term it and then they both

1440
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:40,520
declare that they love Katie she's not

1441
01:00:38,220 --> 01:00:40,520
there

1442
01:00:40,579 --> 01:00:45,359
like that's my whole thing with this

1443
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:47,460
whole scene is I'm like not present for

1444
01:00:45,359 --> 01:00:49,500
any of this they're declaring their love

1445
01:00:47,460 --> 01:00:52,680
and [ __ ] and [ __ ] and it's all this

1446
01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:54,660
beautiful making love moment she's not

1447
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:58,140
there

1448
01:00:54,660 --> 01:00:59,640
what the [ __ ] whatever

1449
01:00:58,140 --> 01:01:00,720
um so we're back to Katie's point of

1450
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:03,839
view

1451
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:06,059
um she decides to do a competition with

1452
01:01:03,839 --> 01:01:07,619
her horse because her sister is also

1453
01:01:06,059 --> 01:01:10,260
doing it

1454
01:01:07,619 --> 01:01:12,799
and she wants to beat her that becomes

1455
01:01:10,260 --> 01:01:12,799
relevant later

1456
01:01:13,140 --> 01:01:16,680
um she buys a horse trailer the guys

1457
01:01:14,940 --> 01:01:18,299
insist on going with her it's all this

1458
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:20,819
very sweet like making sure you're safe

1459
01:01:18,299 --> 01:01:23,090
kind of [ __ ] and then

1460
01:01:20,819 --> 01:01:24,420
um after they have lunch uh

1461
01:01:23,090 --> 01:01:26,760
[Music]

1462
01:01:24,420 --> 01:01:28,619
Rick says he wants to have chocolate for

1463
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:30,480
dessert no

1464
01:01:28,619 --> 01:01:35,700
no

1465
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:38,640
he does not my notes say worst euphemism

1466
01:01:35,700 --> 01:01:40,440
ever with periods after each one

1467
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:42,599
that's what literally what my notes say

1468
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:43,880
right now so years ago I worked in youth

1469
01:01:42,599 --> 01:01:46,520
ministry

1470
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:49,799
foreign

1471
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:52,140
behold Chelsea Queen of the non-sequitur

1472
01:01:49,799 --> 01:01:53,700
you're welcome

1473
01:01:52,140 --> 01:01:56,520
um

1474
01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:58,380
and I used to be in charge of like all

1475
01:01:56,520 --> 01:02:01,980
of the programming so like when we would

1476
01:01:58,380 --> 01:02:03,780
do like a student camp for like a week I

1477
01:02:01,980 --> 01:02:05,819
was in charge of all of the games and

1478
01:02:03,780 --> 01:02:09,000
programming and like making sure that

1479
01:02:05,819 --> 01:02:10,500
like our actual like event time ran

1480
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:13,920
smoothly

1481
01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:16,020
and one of the games and it like didn't

1482
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:19,140
even dawn on me because

1483
01:02:16,020 --> 01:02:21,180
I was very young and not really thinking

1484
01:02:19,140 --> 01:02:23,839
it through but one of the games that I

1485
01:02:21,180 --> 01:02:27,119
planned you had like

1486
01:02:23,839 --> 01:02:28,859
teams from each grade and one person

1487
01:02:27,119 --> 01:02:31,200
laid on the ground and one person like

1488
01:02:28,859 --> 01:02:33,059
essentially stood over their head and

1489
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:35,840
was given a pudding cup that they had to

1490
01:02:33,059 --> 01:02:37,260
put between their knees

1491
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:39,599
[Music]

1492
01:02:37,260 --> 01:02:41,520
he had to like

1493
01:02:39,599 --> 01:02:43,859
get the pudding in their partner's mouth

1494
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:46,380
Chelsea no

1495
01:02:43,859 --> 01:02:48,180
and I remember

1496
01:02:46,380 --> 01:02:51,000
and then being like we're not going to

1497
01:02:48,180 --> 01:02:54,000
go with vanilla right

1498
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:56,339
like we don't want pictures

1499
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:58,500
but that's yeah that's what it this

1500
01:02:56,339 --> 01:02:59,579
chocolate's not better literally my

1501
01:02:58,500 --> 01:03:01,319
thought

1502
01:02:59,579 --> 01:03:02,700
I'm like at least

1503
01:03:01,319 --> 01:03:05,280
at least chocolate doesn't look like

1504
01:03:02,700 --> 01:03:07,619
semen in a photo

1505
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:09,859
it just looks like [ __ ] how is that

1506
01:03:07,619 --> 01:03:09,859
better

1507
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:15,359
I'm sorry

1508
01:03:12,780 --> 01:03:17,400
what if you were a parent and you

1509
01:03:15,359 --> 01:03:18,480
received a photo of your child at summer

1510
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:20,819
camp

1511
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:22,619
I feel like at least chocolate pudding

1512
01:03:20,819 --> 01:03:25,980
on their face you're not going to think

1513
01:03:22,619 --> 01:03:28,680
why is there [ __ ] all over my 16 year

1514
01:03:25,980 --> 01:03:31,940
old's face but if there's vanilla you

1515
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:36,299
might be like why is there come all over

1516
01:03:31,940 --> 01:03:38,940
my 16 year old daughter's face I I need

1517
01:03:36,299 --> 01:03:42,480
to have a talk with a youth pastor none

1518
01:03:38,940 --> 01:03:44,460
of it's good yeah it's not it wasn't the

1519
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:45,780
best game I ever planned

1520
01:03:44,460 --> 01:03:49,200
you know what the best game I ever

1521
01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:50,819
planned was I'll tell you tell me

1522
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:53,579
and honestly I think part of it was

1523
01:03:50,819 --> 01:03:55,559
choosing the right students so

1524
01:03:53,579 --> 01:03:57,900
um we went and bought like

1525
01:03:55,559 --> 01:03:59,579
tiny like it was like a beach camp and

1526
01:03:57,900 --> 01:04:01,380
we went to a little shop on the beach

1527
01:03:59,579 --> 01:04:04,740
and bought like tiny like beach crabs

1528
01:04:01,380 --> 01:04:05,940
and we showed them to the students and

1529
01:04:04,740 --> 01:04:08,460
we're like hey

1530
01:04:05,940 --> 01:04:10,980
we're gonna take you outside we are

1531
01:04:08,460 --> 01:04:13,680
building a maze out of these crabs and

1532
01:04:10,980 --> 01:04:16,380
you have to walk Barefoot from one side

1533
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:19,680
of the maze to the other without

1534
01:04:16,380 --> 01:04:21,660
stepping on one of these crabs

1535
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:23,160
so then they take all of the students

1536
01:04:21,660 --> 01:04:25,740
outside they bring them in one at a time

1537
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:29,339
and blindfold them meanwhile we've just

1538
01:04:25,740 --> 01:04:32,220
thrown pork rinds all over the floor

1539
01:04:29,339 --> 01:04:35,579
like or pork rinds they have a great

1540
01:04:32,220 --> 01:04:38,400
crunch too much they do and so

1541
01:04:35,579 --> 01:04:40,799
the look on a student's face when they

1542
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:43,520
hear the Crunch and think they've killed

1543
01:04:40,799 --> 01:04:47,700
a crab that is so dark

1544
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:49,380
that's amazing oh my God now I want pork

1545
01:04:47,700 --> 01:04:51,599
rinds

1546
01:04:49,380 --> 01:04:53,520
yeah I could [ __ ] up some pork right I

1547
01:04:51,599 --> 01:04:54,960
could [ __ ] up some pork rinds um but

1548
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:58,500
yeah one of my like favorite students

1549
01:04:54,960 --> 01:05:01,200
ever bless her she like by the end of

1550
01:04:58,500 --> 01:05:03,200
the mace they were tears streaming down

1551
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:07,920
her face

1552
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:11,099
well like you have like 150 students all

1553
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:15,000
sitting watching this happen in front of

1554
01:05:11,099 --> 01:05:16,740
them it was a it was a great game

1555
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:22,140
um

1556
01:05:16,740 --> 01:05:25,440
10 out of 10 would would recommend yeah

1557
01:05:22,140 --> 01:05:27,299
I really want some pork rinds okay so so

1558
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:29,700
I guess we'll get back to this if we

1559
01:05:27,299 --> 01:05:32,940
have to so

1560
01:05:29,700 --> 01:05:35,640
um I mean I guess not that's the end

1561
01:05:32,940 --> 01:05:39,599
everybody no okay so

1562
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:41,339
um how much more is there a bit a lot oh

1563
01:05:39,599 --> 01:05:42,900
[ __ ] [ __ ] okay I'm just gonna go real

1564
01:05:41,339 --> 01:05:46,740
quick

1565
01:05:42,900 --> 01:05:48,720
um so they all have a big [ __ ] fest Carl

1566
01:05:46,740 --> 01:05:51,900
brings in a mirror

1567
01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:53,339
so that they can watch themselves and he

1568
01:05:51,900 --> 01:05:55,079
I just want us to note that you're like

1569
01:05:53,339 --> 01:05:57,359
I'm gonna go real quick

1570
01:05:55,079 --> 01:05:58,280
so he brings in a mirror for their [ __ ]

1571
01:05:57,359 --> 01:06:02,339
back

1572
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:03,359
oh this part I was like so

1573
01:06:02,339 --> 01:06:07,440
um

1574
01:06:03,359 --> 01:06:10,920
so then he he [ __ ] Rick while Rick

1575
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:12,480
[ __ ] Katie okay it's a lot there's a

1576
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:16,500
lot of dirty talk and a lot of

1577
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:18,420
descriptions and fluids so Katie

1578
01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:20,040
realizes that she doesn't want their

1579
01:06:18,420 --> 01:06:23,160
agreement to end in six months because

1580
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:25,680
that was the original bet six months

1581
01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:29,099
so Katie's doing really well is it a bet

1582
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:31,260
well not a bet agreement okay I mean

1583
01:06:29,099 --> 01:06:33,059
kind of a bit between Rick and Carl

1584
01:06:31,260 --> 01:06:36,539
because Carl didn't think it would

1585
01:06:33,059 --> 01:06:38,039
really happen so I apologize to everyone

1586
01:06:36,539 --> 01:06:40,140
listening if you hear a slight

1587
01:06:38,039 --> 01:06:43,619
whimpering

1588
01:06:40,140 --> 01:06:45,900
um the whimpering is my dog sleeping and

1589
01:06:43,619 --> 01:06:48,780
dreaming yeah it's not her husband

1590
01:06:45,900 --> 01:06:51,299
listening to this [ __ ] book right now

1591
01:06:48,780 --> 01:06:53,039
although it could be although every time

1592
01:06:51,299 --> 01:06:55,500
I look over at my husband he's just like

1593
01:06:53,039 --> 01:06:57,200
shaking his head

1594
01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:59,520
so

1595
01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:03,119
Katie's doing great at work she's a top

1596
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:05,819
performer yeah she is her yeah she is

1597
01:07:03,119 --> 01:07:08,160
her dad shows up to give her a bonus

1598
01:07:05,819 --> 01:07:11,099
um it's super awkward

1599
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:13,559
um Verity has a meltdown Carl finds her

1600
01:07:11,099 --> 01:07:16,799
crying and she thinks that

1601
01:07:13,559 --> 01:07:18,180
her dad loves Katie more than her

1602
01:07:16,799 --> 01:07:19,920
um and if she feels at the internship

1603
01:07:18,180 --> 01:07:21,059
her dad was gonna hate her all this

1604
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:23,160
other stuff

1605
01:07:21,059 --> 01:07:25,440
Carl's very supportive and he says he'll

1606
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:26,700
help her Carl then takes Katie to

1607
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:29,460
celebrate

1608
01:07:26,700 --> 01:07:31,680
um and she asked to go see the horse

1609
01:07:29,460 --> 01:07:34,559
um she has to stop for clothes first

1610
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:36,119
Carl then meets her mother

1611
01:07:34,559 --> 01:07:37,319
so

1612
01:07:36,119 --> 01:07:41,220
um

1613
01:07:37,319 --> 01:07:43,559
it's very awkward like it's super duper

1614
01:07:41,220 --> 01:07:46,680
awkward and then he

1615
01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:48,960
then pushes to try to figure out what

1616
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:50,940
Katie wants she's like I don't know what

1617
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:54,180
the [ __ ] you're talking about

1618
01:07:50,940 --> 01:07:55,559
um she rides he loves watching her and

1619
01:07:54,180 --> 01:07:58,140
he finally makes friends with the horse

1620
01:07:55,559 --> 01:08:00,599
it's a big moment and then

1621
01:07:58,140 --> 01:08:03,720
um Katie comes back after talking to the

1622
01:08:00,599 --> 01:08:05,940
owner of the stable super upset

1623
01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:07,500
um the bank is repossessing her dream is

1624
01:08:05,940 --> 01:08:10,440
dead

1625
01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:11,819
um so he really wants Katie to feel

1626
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:13,380
better like he's like I don't know what

1627
01:08:11,819 --> 01:08:14,460
the [ __ ] to do I just want you to stop

1628
01:08:13,380 --> 01:08:16,319
crying

1629
01:08:14,460 --> 01:08:18,359
um so he's like I could buy it I could

1630
01:08:16,319 --> 01:08:20,759
buy the land I could buy the land and

1631
01:08:18,359 --> 01:08:23,219
you could rent it for me and she thinks

1632
01:08:20,759 --> 01:08:27,239
that he's joking and he's like no I I

1633
01:08:23,219 --> 01:08:29,219
want to help you blah blah blah and she

1634
01:08:27,239 --> 01:08:30,660
um she's like okay so you want to help

1635
01:08:29,219 --> 01:08:33,179
me with my dream but what's your dream

1636
01:08:30,660 --> 01:08:34,140
and finally he blurts out that he wants

1637
01:08:33,179 --> 01:08:36,719
a baby

1638
01:08:34,140 --> 01:08:39,540
and not by a surrogate he wants to have

1639
01:08:36,719 --> 01:08:41,219
like a throuple and a baby

1640
01:08:39,540 --> 01:08:43,140
oh

1641
01:08:41,219 --> 01:08:47,239
yes

1642
01:08:43,140 --> 01:08:50,339
and she's like I don't want kids

1643
01:08:47,239 --> 01:08:52,199
and um that was the printout that Rick

1644
01:08:50,339 --> 01:08:54,179
had from her Facebook was like a couple

1645
01:08:52,199 --> 01:08:57,900
of posts she made about like thank God

1646
01:08:54,179 --> 01:08:59,580
I'm never having kids and so

1647
01:08:57,900 --> 01:09:02,339
um he's like I want to start trying

1648
01:08:59,580 --> 01:09:04,380
right away I'm almost 40 like I really

1649
01:09:02,339 --> 01:09:06,299
really want this

1650
01:09:04,380 --> 01:09:09,239
um and he's like she's like please just

1651
01:09:06,299 --> 01:09:10,799
take me home like I can't I can't do

1652
01:09:09,239 --> 01:09:13,679
this with you like please just take me

1653
01:09:10,799 --> 01:09:17,640
home so he's like I

1654
01:09:13,679 --> 01:09:20,400
[ __ ] this up I'm really bad he's like

1655
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:22,319
Rick is gonna hate me for this like I

1656
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:25,859
really really [ __ ] up

1657
01:09:22,319 --> 01:09:27,299
um and so he goes home and Rick was all

1658
01:09:25,859 --> 01:09:29,460
ready to celebrate about how well

1659
01:09:27,299 --> 01:09:31,739
Katie's doing at work but then Carl

1660
01:09:29,460 --> 01:09:34,679
comes in alone and Rick is super pissed

1661
01:09:31,739 --> 01:09:36,900
Carl then tells Rick he's like

1662
01:09:34,679 --> 01:09:39,299
you can be with her like I'm the problem

1663
01:09:36,900 --> 01:09:42,239
I'm the one who wants the baby so bad

1664
01:09:39,299 --> 01:09:44,580
you be with her I will remove myself

1665
01:09:42,239 --> 01:09:47,279
from this and

1666
01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:50,100
uh it just says Declarations of Love

1667
01:09:47,279 --> 01:09:52,980
Rick isn't leaving Carl for anything so

1668
01:09:50,100 --> 01:09:55,380
I mean that's sweet it is sweet

1669
01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:57,060
and then Rick shows up at the farm

1670
01:09:55,380 --> 01:10:00,120
um from Katie's point of view they have

1671
01:09:57,060 --> 01:10:03,420
an emotional talk he says that he tells

1672
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:07,679
her all about about Carl so

1673
01:10:03,420 --> 01:10:09,239
um Carl's mom died when he was six and

1674
01:10:07,679 --> 01:10:11,160
um he was never well cared for he

1675
01:10:09,239 --> 01:10:13,199
bounced around the system his dad showed

1676
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:14,580
up when he was 13 started using him to

1677
01:10:13,199 --> 01:10:16,380
run drugs

1678
01:10:14,580 --> 01:10:18,239
and so then

1679
01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:20,400
um so Carl had a rough upbringing very

1680
01:10:18,239 --> 01:10:22,679
rough cool and

1681
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:24,960
um then finally after he gets out of the

1682
01:10:22,679 --> 01:10:26,520
system dad's a piece of [ __ ] he meets a

1683
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:27,960
girl and they think that they're really

1684
01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:30,239
into each other

1685
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:32,940
and then they that's how they met Rick

1686
01:10:30,239 --> 01:10:36,540
they the two of them wanted a threesome

1687
01:10:32,940 --> 01:10:40,500
so they find Rick online Rick shows up

1688
01:10:36,540 --> 01:10:42,780
um the girl LED Carl on really bad

1689
01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:45,120
um saying that she wanted a family and

1690
01:10:42,780 --> 01:10:48,300
wanted to try for a baby but then Carl

1691
01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:51,719
found out she had had three abortions

1692
01:10:48,300 --> 01:10:55,739
with his babies this whole time

1693
01:10:51,719 --> 01:10:58,520
so he had been like that's all of life

1694
01:10:55,739 --> 01:11:00,840
no I don't either

1695
01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:02,520
that's all he wanted his whole life was

1696
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:04,440
to have a baby and this girl did this

1697
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:06,659
after she lied to him

1698
01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:08,219
um so then that's how Carl and Rick

1699
01:11:06,659 --> 01:11:10,440
wound up together

1700
01:11:08,219 --> 01:11:12,600
so Katie feels terrible that she can't

1701
01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:15,300
keep them with what they want so then

1702
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:17,699
she agrees she goes home with Rick they

1703
01:11:15,300 --> 01:11:19,860
all party after they agree we're gonna

1704
01:11:17,699 --> 01:11:22,140
give it six months and then we'll see no

1705
01:11:19,860 --> 01:11:24,060
more sugar daddies just an official poly

1706
01:11:22,140 --> 01:11:25,800
relationship

1707
01:11:24,060 --> 01:11:27,780
um they'll tell her dad because that's

1708
01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:29,120
gonna be a big thing

1709
01:11:27,780 --> 01:11:31,500
um and she wants her mom to know

1710
01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:35,040
solidifying [ __ ] in the shower

1711
01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:38,040
uh very there are so many solidifying

1712
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:39,900
[ __ ] there's so much sex like I'm I

1713
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:41,460
have notes about the sex but I'm it

1714
01:11:39,900 --> 01:11:42,300
doesn't matter

1715
01:11:41,460 --> 01:11:45,540
um

1716
01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:47,219
none of it matters because literally all

1717
01:11:45,540 --> 01:11:50,520
the plot in this book is in like the

1718
01:11:47,219 --> 01:11:52,739
last 15 so I'm trying to like get to the

1719
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:54,840
part that matters

1720
01:11:52,739 --> 01:11:56,460
none of it matters but I'm trying to get

1721
01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:57,780
to the part that that's at least a

1722
01:11:56,460 --> 01:12:01,020
little bit entertaining I'm really

1723
01:11:57,780 --> 01:12:01,020
trying so

1724
01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:08,280
you're like you have to I'm hold on let

1725
01:12:05,940 --> 01:12:10,260
me math something really Jesus Christ

1726
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:15,199
what

1727
01:12:10,260 --> 01:12:15,199
why is that your response you know why

1728
01:12:18,480 --> 01:12:23,820
so you have to get through 375 pages to

1729
01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:27,360
get to the plot yeah

1730
01:12:23,820 --> 01:12:29,940
that feels like when people used to like

1731
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:32,580
what was the the show Lost yeah yeah

1732
01:12:29,940 --> 01:12:34,980
when people are like

1733
01:12:32,580 --> 01:12:36,300
there are a couple weird Seasons so you

1734
01:12:34,980 --> 01:12:37,920
just have to get through like three

1735
01:12:36,300 --> 01:12:41,340
weird seasons and then it gets good

1736
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:44,520
again and like that's such a commitment

1737
01:12:41,340 --> 01:12:46,080
right I'm not willing to make it no but

1738
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:49,860
I made it here I don't I can't tell you

1739
01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:51,600
why because you read so quickly and you

1740
01:12:49,860 --> 01:12:55,199
read so much you probably read this in

1741
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:58,320
one sitting probably if like at most two

1742
01:12:55,199 --> 01:13:00,480
to three sittings so I feel like I feel

1743
01:12:58,320 --> 01:13:01,920
like you just like Blitz through I did

1744
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:04,860
books like this and you're like this is

1745
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:07,620
so shitty next page be like I hate this

1746
01:13:04,860 --> 01:13:10,140
next page I think you finished the

1747
01:13:07,620 --> 01:13:12,719
booking like that was not worth it on to

1748
01:13:10,140 --> 01:13:15,360
the next one pretty much yeah

1749
01:13:12,719 --> 01:13:17,880
um so so they go out to celebrate

1750
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:19,800
they're all drinking yeah and um she

1751
01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:22,679
asks how the whole baby thing would work

1752
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:24,480
she's like so two daddies and a mom like

1753
01:13:22,679 --> 01:13:26,219
that feels really weird blah blah blah

1754
01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:28,860
and they're like

1755
01:13:26,219 --> 01:13:30,600
so they explain again they come together

1756
01:13:28,860 --> 01:13:32,219
or not at all because they don't want to

1757
01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:33,600
know who the biological father is

1758
01:13:32,219 --> 01:13:36,300
they're like

1759
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:39,480
it it doesn't matter

1760
01:13:36,300 --> 01:13:40,860
um they say like kids might be mean

1761
01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:42,659
um and the parents other parents might

1762
01:13:40,860 --> 01:13:44,460
not get it but it doesn't matter we're

1763
01:13:42,659 --> 01:13:46,260
gonna make it work blah blah blah maybe

1764
01:13:44,460 --> 01:13:48,600
we'll adopt later

1765
01:13:46,260 --> 01:13:50,219
also like we want one of our own and we

1766
01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:52,739
might adopt later well I feel like they

1767
01:13:50,219 --> 01:13:55,040
just like like kids is like a deal

1768
01:13:52,739 --> 01:13:59,580
breaker like yes

1769
01:13:55,040 --> 01:14:01,860
about that yes so to know that like

1770
01:13:59,580 --> 01:14:04,320
they're not on the same page and then

1771
01:14:01,860 --> 01:14:05,699
have a solidifying [ __ ] right it's like

1772
01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:08,400
why are we here yeah I'm like what are

1773
01:14:05,699 --> 01:14:11,219
we solidifying our differences

1774
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:13,140
so Carl basically says like we will have

1775
01:14:11,219 --> 01:14:15,120
as many kids as you'll give us

1776
01:14:13,140 --> 01:14:17,520
literally like we'll have as many kids

1777
01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:19,860
as you'll give us and then my notes just

1778
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:21,960
say combo gets weird when Katie says she

1779
01:14:19,860 --> 01:14:23,820
ruined her mom's life

1780
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:25,679
she's like I never wanted kids because I

1781
01:14:23,820 --> 01:14:28,380
ruined my own mother's life why would I

1782
01:14:25,679 --> 01:14:30,540
want to have babies

1783
01:14:28,380 --> 01:14:32,400
um holy [ __ ] but it gets dark all of

1784
01:14:30,540 --> 01:14:34,560
them need to be in therapy goddamn real

1785
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:35,580
bad so

1786
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:37,920
um

1787
01:14:35,580 --> 01:14:39,600
Carl is really worried about Katie and

1788
01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:41,880
Verity

1789
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:45,000
um he talks to her well there's lots of

1790
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:46,920
stuff about like he's trying to get her

1791
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:48,179
to see that her dad really loves her and

1792
01:14:46,920 --> 01:14:49,800
all this other stuff she's very

1793
01:14:48,179 --> 01:14:51,840
resistant

1794
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:55,380
um and then all of a sudden he like

1795
01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:57,360
blurts out that he didn't her dad didn't

1796
01:14:55,380 --> 01:14:59,640
know that she existed all this time she

1797
01:14:57,360 --> 01:15:02,460
thought she was abandoned so back to

1798
01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:04,380
Katie's POV it just says long emotional

1799
01:15:02,460 --> 01:15:06,060
talk with Mom

1800
01:15:04,380 --> 01:15:07,560
um who confirms that dad never knew she

1801
01:15:06,060 --> 01:15:11,340
existed

1802
01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:13,500
um so Katie decides that she

1803
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:16,320
um is going to tell her mom about her

1804
01:15:13,500 --> 01:15:18,239
new Holly relationship

1805
01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:20,520
um everything's very supportive and

1806
01:15:18,239 --> 01:15:23,940
lovely with Carl

1807
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:26,280
um Katie wants to bang on the way home

1808
01:15:23,940 --> 01:15:28,320
but Carl says that they need to talk to

1809
01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:29,340
Rick first

1810
01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:33,420
um

1811
01:15:29,340 --> 01:15:35,760
yeah and then do we have permission to

1812
01:15:33,420 --> 01:15:38,040
[ __ ] on the way home

1813
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:39,960
they don't they don't call him they

1814
01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:41,580
decide to actually go home and then they

1815
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:43,380
all [ __ ] together I just love that bit

1816
01:15:41,580 --> 01:15:44,699
out

1817
01:15:43,380 --> 01:15:49,440
um

1818
01:15:44,699 --> 01:15:51,300
so uh then she confronts her dad about

1819
01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:52,980
the whole thing and he's like yeah I

1820
01:15:51,300 --> 01:15:55,560
really [ __ ] that up like I didn't know

1821
01:15:52,980 --> 01:15:57,179
that you existed but when I found out I

1822
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:59,040
could have done better I'm really really

1823
01:15:57,179 --> 01:16:01,260
sorry

1824
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:03,300
so then

1825
01:16:01,260 --> 01:16:04,800
um Verity starts being really nice to

1826
01:16:03,300 --> 01:16:07,320
her and it's weird

1827
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:09,659
uh like like in a way we don't trust

1828
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:12,300
yeah she's like

1829
01:16:09,659 --> 01:16:14,040
I don't I don't like that like little

1830
01:16:12,300 --> 01:16:15,540
comments about like her horses and stuff

1831
01:16:14,040 --> 01:16:17,640
like trying to get to know her and be

1832
01:16:15,540 --> 01:16:19,860
supportive like you did great with sales

1833
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:21,239
this week or whatever

1834
01:16:19,860 --> 01:16:24,239
um so then

1835
01:16:21,239 --> 01:16:26,179
uh at Carl's point of view they get

1836
01:16:24,239 --> 01:16:29,040
caught kissing at the office

1837
01:16:26,179 --> 01:16:30,780
and um they haven't told her dad yet

1838
01:16:29,040 --> 01:16:32,699
they have not so he decides he's going

1839
01:16:30,780 --> 01:16:34,560
to tell her dad the truth dad is not

1840
01:16:32,699 --> 01:16:36,300
pleased

1841
01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:38,460
um and so he's like are you gonna leave

1842
01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:40,500
Rick and Carl's like no that's the whole

1843
01:16:38,460 --> 01:16:42,679
point I'm not leaving Rick we're all

1844
01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:42,679
together

1845
01:16:42,719 --> 01:16:46,199
and then

1846
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:48,480
uh Carl and Katie [ __ ] in the office

1847
01:16:46,199 --> 01:16:51,300
with Rick on speakerphone it's very

1848
01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:54,179
explicit oh yeah

1849
01:16:51,300 --> 01:16:56,280
um so okay so this is where we get into

1850
01:16:54,179 --> 01:17:00,780
some stuff that's like

1851
01:16:56,280 --> 01:17:03,120
sad and weird so for Katie's point of

1852
01:17:00,780 --> 01:17:04,800
view she's at this horse event

1853
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:06,540
um it's like a jumping thing there's

1854
01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:09,120
some family awkwardness but Mom is

1855
01:17:06,540 --> 01:17:11,340
pretty chill and the guys are both there

1856
01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:15,020
dad's pretty nice

1857
01:17:11,340 --> 01:17:17,520
um and then his he has two

1858
01:17:15,020 --> 01:17:19,199
legitimate sons and one legitimate

1859
01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:21,420
daughter Verity

1860
01:17:19,199 --> 01:17:23,520
um and his wife they're all there

1861
01:17:21,420 --> 01:17:25,739
everybody's playing nice at this whole

1862
01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:27,540
thing because her half-sister Rarity is

1863
01:17:25,739 --> 01:17:30,360
also there competing

1864
01:17:27,540 --> 01:17:32,159
so Katie is doing really really well

1865
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:35,580
um but she's super fixated on beating

1866
01:17:32,159 --> 01:17:38,400
Verity's time and she winds up missing a

1867
01:17:35,580 --> 01:17:41,760
jump and she falls and it's really

1868
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:43,380
really bad so that's how her point of

1869
01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:47,100
view ends at that chapter as she hits

1870
01:17:43,380 --> 01:17:50,699
her head super hard and she blacks out

1871
01:17:47,100 --> 01:17:54,060
um so Carl's point of view my notes say

1872
01:17:50,699 --> 01:17:55,860
it's a [ __ ] [ __ ] show it's really bad

1873
01:17:54,060 --> 01:17:58,800
um so Katie wakes up and she is

1874
01:17:55,860 --> 01:18:01,380
screaming Samson is really hurt

1875
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:04,260
um the vet says it that if if the horse

1876
01:18:01,380 --> 01:18:06,900
can't stand up he's he's dead like they

1877
01:18:04,260 --> 01:18:09,179
can't move him he has to stand if

1878
01:18:06,900 --> 01:18:12,659
they're gonna get him to a hospital but

1879
01:18:09,179 --> 01:18:14,040
even then a horse with a broken leg he

1880
01:18:12,659 --> 01:18:16,920
might not make it

1881
01:18:14,040 --> 01:18:19,140
so it's a whole thing Carl and her dad

1882
01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:21,960
get the horse Rick I used to have a

1883
01:18:19,140 --> 01:18:23,340
therapy client who had two special needs

1884
01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:26,900
horses

1885
01:18:23,340 --> 01:18:26,900
it's a special sauce

1886
01:18:27,420 --> 01:18:32,760
I don't know why I whispered that but

1887
01:18:30,300 --> 01:18:34,500
what's a special needs horse

1888
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:37,320
like

1889
01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:39,659
they were truly like two horses that

1890
01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:41,580
like without her love and attention and

1891
01:18:39,659 --> 01:18:43,380
constant like

1892
01:18:41,580 --> 01:18:45,420
making sure they had everything they

1893
01:18:43,380 --> 01:18:47,520
needed they would not have survived that

1894
01:18:45,420 --> 01:18:50,520
long

1895
01:18:47,520 --> 01:18:53,340
like they were like [ __ ] blind and

1896
01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:55,320
they're like their legs needed braces

1897
01:18:53,340 --> 01:18:57,840
sort of deal like you don't understand

1898
01:18:55,320 --> 01:19:01,739
that no it was a lot

1899
01:18:57,840 --> 01:19:04,140
it was so much I mean In fairness I have

1900
01:19:01,739 --> 01:19:06,360
a dog who's paralyzed that we change his

1901
01:19:04,140 --> 01:19:09,000
diapers every day and we have a cat with

1902
01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:10,980
epilepsy but that feels like a horse is

1903
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:14,040
massive like that just feels like so

1904
01:19:10,980 --> 01:19:16,679
much more than a 10 pound dog and a six

1905
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:17,940
pound cat well and she like when we

1906
01:19:16,679 --> 01:19:19,320
first started working together she had

1907
01:19:17,940 --> 01:19:21,659
said she's like my dream has always been

1908
01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:23,840
to like have my own land with my horses

1909
01:19:21,659 --> 01:19:26,340
and

1910
01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:28,679
I am afraid I'll like by the time I'm

1911
01:19:26,340 --> 01:19:31,620
financially stable enough to do that

1912
01:19:28,679 --> 01:19:34,460
they won't be alive did you tell her to

1913
01:19:31,620 --> 01:19:37,800
hit up sugar daddies.com

1914
01:19:34,460 --> 01:19:41,040
well okay no I didn't that's really

1915
01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:43,140
where I saved where I should have zagged

1916
01:19:41,040 --> 01:19:44,580
she had fun she's like hey like she was

1917
01:19:43,140 --> 01:19:46,199
like I think I'm gonna like go and like

1918
01:19:44,580 --> 01:19:48,239
start actually like looking at some like

1919
01:19:46,199 --> 01:19:50,400
houses with property

1920
01:19:48,239 --> 01:19:53,880
I found a realtor who like specializes

1921
01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:56,460
and like like needing land and like

1922
01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:58,440
getting it and blah blah blah

1923
01:19:56,460 --> 01:19:59,580
and so she comes to sessions next week

1924
01:19:58,440 --> 01:20:01,980
and I was like how'd it go she's like

1925
01:19:59,580 --> 01:20:04,260
not great Chelsea not great at all and

1926
01:20:01,980 --> 01:20:05,420
I'm like whoa oh well

1927
01:20:04,260 --> 01:20:08,760
um

1928
01:20:05,420 --> 01:20:11,760
what happened and she's like

1929
01:20:08,760 --> 01:20:14,640
what like what breed was it like German

1930
01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:17,580
Shepherds or some [ __ ] she's like the

1931
01:20:14,640 --> 01:20:20,280
house I went and looked at they had an

1932
01:20:17,580 --> 01:20:23,520
underground dog fighting ring where they

1933
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:25,920
were breeding the dog oh my God and I

1934
01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:28,159
was like to be fair that's really not on

1935
01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:28,159
me

1936
01:20:29,100 --> 01:20:34,340
I would not have

1937
01:20:31,500 --> 01:20:34,340
predicted that yeah

1938
01:20:36,239 --> 01:20:41,820
um but yeah so I'm very is Samson my

1939
01:20:39,540 --> 01:20:43,500
favorite character in this book he's my

1940
01:20:41,820 --> 01:20:48,900
favorite character I really think he is

1941
01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:48,900
yeah horses are the [ __ ] man sure

1942
01:20:49,380 --> 01:20:55,199
um but so Samson's leg is very broken

1943
01:20:52,140 --> 01:20:58,020
he's very hurt Katie's leg is also very

1944
01:20:55,199 --> 01:21:03,080
broken and she is very hurt

1945
01:20:58,020 --> 01:21:03,080
um if you hear thunder it's Thunder I

1946
01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:12,380
I would like if we ever have merch

1947
01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:12,380
I think that needs to be on something

1948
01:21:12,540 --> 01:21:18,600
like a a mug or a fanny pack Maybe

1949
01:21:16,380 --> 01:21:22,380
yeah like a good crossbody with a quote

1950
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:24,420
on it I I really wish like

1951
01:21:22,380 --> 01:21:26,580
I don't know when we reviewed like pen

1952
01:21:24,420 --> 01:21:29,100
pal and it was like the entire book was

1953
01:21:26,580 --> 01:21:31,920
like ominous creepy rain and wind and

1954
01:21:29,100 --> 01:21:33,480
thunder and lightning like if the

1955
01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:35,460
weather could have cooperated with us it

1956
01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:36,360
would have been better would have been

1957
01:21:35,460 --> 01:21:38,100
great

1958
01:21:36,360 --> 01:21:40,080
I don't I don't need the Thunder when

1959
01:21:38,100 --> 01:21:42,060
we're talking about Samson because it

1960
01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:44,420
feels too ominous and I really need

1961
01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:46,920
Samson to survive

1962
01:21:44,420 --> 01:21:48,960
I'm not invested in the book but I am

1963
01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:50,760
invested in Samson and I need him to

1964
01:21:48,960 --> 01:21:51,840
live is what you're telling me yes I

1965
01:21:50,760 --> 01:21:55,679
understand

1966
01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:57,719
so she begs Carl to go with Samson God

1967
01:21:55,679 --> 01:22:01,920
Bless America

1968
01:21:57,719 --> 01:22:03,900
um and so he does they get him to the

1969
01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:07,080
hospital they get him into surgery and

1970
01:22:03,900 --> 01:22:09,179
dad her dad asked Carl to tell him about

1971
01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:10,980
his daughter he's like tell me

1972
01:22:09,179 --> 01:22:13,020
everything you know he's like well what

1973
01:22:10,980 --> 01:22:15,239
do you want to know and he's like

1974
01:22:13,020 --> 01:22:16,560
literally everything like I know nothing

1975
01:22:15,239 --> 01:22:17,699
about my daughter yeah tell me

1976
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:20,699
everything

1977
01:22:17,699 --> 01:22:23,940
so we are back to Katie's point of view

1978
01:22:20,699 --> 01:22:28,800
we are almost done we are so close we

1979
01:22:23,940 --> 01:22:31,860
are so close and yet maybe not so

1980
01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:33,420
um Carl and Rick handle her recovery

1981
01:22:31,860 --> 01:22:35,460
um they wait on her hand and foot

1982
01:22:33,420 --> 01:22:37,620
there's a line in there about how they

1983
01:22:35,460 --> 01:22:39,780
do everything for her including wiping

1984
01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:42,480
her shitty ass

1985
01:22:39,780 --> 01:22:45,300
um Samson she broke did she break her

1986
01:22:42,480 --> 01:22:49,380
arms as well well so the way that her

1987
01:22:45,300 --> 01:22:51,120
leg broke was so severe that she it that

1988
01:22:49,380 --> 01:22:54,060
she came to recovery that she can't

1989
01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:57,120
reach her I didn't ask laughs

1990
01:22:54,060 --> 01:22:58,920
just like logistically I know what this

1991
01:22:57,120 --> 01:23:01,860
book has led to several Logistics

1992
01:22:58,920 --> 01:23:05,880
questions uh yeah

1993
01:23:01,860 --> 01:23:08,699
yeah but yeah I'm like

1994
01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:12,120
and like unless she broke her back and

1995
01:23:08,699 --> 01:23:14,040
her like and her leg but I'm like I'm if

1996
01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:17,219
I break my leg

1997
01:23:14,040 --> 01:23:21,960
I'm just need to clarify with my husband

1998
01:23:17,219 --> 01:23:23,900
now I do plan on wiping my own ass I

1999
01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:25,679
don't

2000
01:23:23,900 --> 01:23:28,380
laughs

2001
01:23:25,679 --> 01:23:29,880
my husband I lived without that I just

2002
01:23:28,380 --> 01:23:32,520
looked over at my husband and he was

2003
01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:35,040
like making a wiping scooping milk why

2004
01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:36,719
are you scooping what the [ __ ] are you

2005
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:38,820
stupid

2006
01:23:36,719 --> 01:23:40,560
oh God I really could have lived without

2007
01:23:38,820 --> 01:23:43,020
all of that

2008
01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:45,179
oh and I was like I don't need to know

2009
01:23:43,020 --> 01:23:49,560
what y'all do when we stop recording the

2010
01:23:45,179 --> 01:23:53,600
podcast bubbles it's my safe word

2011
01:23:49,560 --> 01:23:53,600
I could stop are you feeling unsafe

2012
01:23:54,060 --> 01:23:58,860
oh my God anyway so they are really

2013
01:23:57,360 --> 01:24:01,380
really focused on taking care of her

2014
01:23:58,860 --> 01:24:03,060
they're very sweet Sampson gets moved to

2015
01:24:01,380 --> 01:24:06,239
her father's property

2016
01:24:03,060 --> 01:24:08,880
and Verity takes over his care so they

2017
01:24:06,239 --> 01:24:10,679
start actually mending fences she starts

2018
01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:13,500
to trust Verity to take care of Samson

2019
01:24:10,679 --> 01:24:14,940
severity wasn't actually like being a

2020
01:24:13,500 --> 01:24:16,380
malicious [ __ ] when she started like

2021
01:24:14,940 --> 01:24:17,280
to be nice and ask questions she was

2022
01:24:16,380 --> 01:24:18,840
actually just like trying to build a

2023
01:24:17,280 --> 01:24:20,400
relationship with her sister she really

2024
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:22,440
was and Katie was being a bit of a [ __ ]

2025
01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:26,159
yes

2026
01:24:22,440 --> 01:24:28,739
um so as the guys are caring for her

2027
01:24:26,159 --> 01:24:32,040
she's like oh my God they would make

2028
01:24:28,739 --> 01:24:34,520
amazing dads and then she decides to

2029
01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:36,239
stop taking her birth control

2030
01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:37,920
so

2031
01:24:36,239 --> 01:24:39,360
and she's got something like she like

2032
01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:42,719
tells them or is that like a surprise

2033
01:24:39,360 --> 01:24:45,659
it's a surprise okay so

2034
01:24:42,719 --> 01:24:48,659
um they basically she watches them [ __ ]

2035
01:24:45,659 --> 01:24:51,060
a lot but she can't really participate

2036
01:24:48,659 --> 01:24:53,100
um that feels more likely than the

2037
01:24:51,060 --> 01:24:54,600
wiping up the ass right

2038
01:24:53,100 --> 01:24:59,120
so

2039
01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:59,120
um then she tells them she's well enough

2040
01:24:59,239 --> 01:25:04,500
no we're also gonna have to have some

2041
01:25:02,280 --> 01:25:06,980
kind of merch that has just fanciest

2042
01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:09,260
hand doing a weird little curl

2043
01:25:06,980 --> 01:25:13,140
Hannah looked over

2044
01:25:09,260 --> 01:25:15,540
for making eye contact just doing the

2045
01:25:13,140 --> 01:25:16,820
weird scooping motion I'm like what the

2046
01:25:15,540 --> 01:25:20,100
[ __ ] is this

2047
01:25:16,820 --> 01:25:23,159
you were doing it I'm I get to say what

2048
01:25:20,100 --> 01:25:25,320
the [ __ ] you do not no I felt it though

2049
01:25:23,159 --> 01:25:29,719
like as I did it I was like I don't know

2050
01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:33,080
what's happening here nothing good you

2051
01:25:29,719 --> 01:25:33,080
what did you say

2052
01:25:33,179 --> 01:25:38,640
oh

2053
01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:40,860
do you remember the um the outtakes from

2054
01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:42,960
Parks and Rec where it was Chris Pratt

2055
01:25:40,860 --> 01:25:44,640
and he's like was he like at the doctor

2056
01:25:42,960 --> 01:25:49,520
or something he's like sometimes I just

2057
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:49,520
wipe and wipe it's like a marker yes

2058
01:25:50,340 --> 01:25:55,739
oh good all right sorry they're building

2059
01:25:52,739 --> 01:25:57,239
fence it yeah metaphorical emotional

2060
01:25:55,739 --> 01:25:59,219
offenses yeah

2061
01:25:57,239 --> 01:26:01,139
he stopped taking her birth control and

2062
01:25:59,219 --> 01:26:03,060
then when she's well enough they bang it

2063
01:26:01,139 --> 01:26:04,980
out and then she tells them that she

2064
01:26:03,060 --> 01:26:06,600
does want a baby

2065
01:26:04,980 --> 01:26:09,540
four months later she's pregnant

2066
01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:10,800
everyone is very very happy it's all

2067
01:26:09,540 --> 01:26:14,460
amazing

2068
01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:16,560
and then it's the epilogue nothing

2069
01:26:14,460 --> 01:26:20,040
happened in this whole book what's the

2070
01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:22,739
epilogue and Samson's okay right Samson

2071
01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:25,020
is okay okay so we actually get to that

2072
01:26:22,739 --> 01:26:25,860
so she

2073
01:26:25,020 --> 01:26:29,400
um

2074
01:26:25,860 --> 01:26:30,840
her dad wound up buying the farm for

2075
01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:33,540
Katie

2076
01:26:30,840 --> 01:26:36,360
and giving it to her

2077
01:26:33,540 --> 01:26:38,820
um and so they have finally moved Samson

2078
01:26:36,360 --> 01:26:40,260
to the new Farm everything is looking

2079
01:26:38,820 --> 01:26:42,719
great

2080
01:26:40,260 --> 01:26:46,080
um it's Katie's birthday she is very

2081
01:26:42,719 --> 01:26:48,320
very pregnant she goes into labor the

2082
01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:48,320
end

2083
01:26:48,420 --> 01:26:54,080
I didn't even talk about the water

2084
01:26:50,340 --> 01:26:54,080
sports because that was in there

2085
01:26:58,139 --> 01:27:02,460
things going on I didn't want to include

2086
01:27:00,420 --> 01:27:04,800
I don't know what I expected you to say

2087
01:27:02,460 --> 01:27:06,840
when you said we didn't even talk about

2088
01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:10,860
the blank

2089
01:27:06,840 --> 01:27:13,260
but water sports was not you know what

2090
01:27:10,860 --> 01:27:15,600
that's a euphemism for right I do but

2091
01:27:13,260 --> 01:27:17,639
growing up in Florida

2092
01:27:15,600 --> 01:27:20,280
growing up in Florida I just keep

2093
01:27:17,639 --> 01:27:23,179
thinking of like kneeboarding I'm gonna

2094
01:27:20,280 --> 01:27:26,100
say skimboarding

2095
01:27:23,179 --> 01:27:29,699
you're like I just think of like some

2096
01:27:26,100 --> 01:27:31,860
good Lake water activities

2097
01:27:29,699 --> 01:27:33,360
uh no

2098
01:27:31,860 --> 01:27:35,340
that wasn't that

2099
01:27:33,360 --> 01:27:37,260
do you think our listeners know what

2100
01:27:35,340 --> 01:27:39,000
you're referring to Hannah or do you

2101
01:27:37,260 --> 01:27:42,179
think you should explain it just in case

2102
01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:44,940
I would really rather not but I mean I

2103
01:27:42,179 --> 01:27:48,360
guess water sports River refers to like

2104
01:27:44,940 --> 01:27:51,060
a golden shower situation

2105
01:27:48,360 --> 01:27:52,860
um Google that I'm not going to give you

2106
01:27:51,060 --> 01:27:55,440
any more

2107
01:27:52,860 --> 01:27:57,179
oh my God so there's a new show on

2108
01:27:55,440 --> 01:27:59,159
Netflix called how to build a sex room

2109
01:27:57,179 --> 01:28:02,219
oh yeah I watched the first like episode

2110
01:27:59,159 --> 01:28:04,320
and a half yeah I think

2111
01:28:02,219 --> 01:28:07,920
honestly the thing for me is that like

2112
01:28:04,320 --> 01:28:10,080
they like you'll like it's like one one

2113
01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:11,820
sex room is finished per episode but you

2114
01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:13,199
meet someone then they like start the

2115
01:28:11,820 --> 01:28:15,420
sex room then you have to watch the next

2116
01:28:13,199 --> 01:28:16,560
episode to finish it and I was like I

2117
01:28:15,420 --> 01:28:20,340
don't know if I want to commit I just

2118
01:28:16,560 --> 01:28:23,639
want to watch one the one full sex room

2119
01:28:20,340 --> 01:28:26,699
right right yes I've watched a little

2120
01:28:23,639 --> 01:28:30,860
bit of it well there's one episode with

2121
01:28:26,699 --> 01:28:33,780
a uh polyamorous group of individuals

2122
01:28:30,860 --> 01:28:37,260
and there's like six of them or seven of

2123
01:28:33,780 --> 01:28:38,940
them oh wow it does feel like a lot and

2124
01:28:37,260 --> 01:28:43,520
they want a room they don't live

2125
01:28:38,940 --> 01:28:47,460
together but they are all together

2126
01:28:43,520 --> 01:28:50,159
and that was very ominously punctuated

2127
01:28:47,460 --> 01:28:53,340
by the Thunder it really um

2128
01:28:50,159 --> 01:28:55,139
and so like if you've seen the show you

2129
01:28:53,340 --> 01:28:56,820
know like the designer goes in she wants

2130
01:28:55,139 --> 01:28:58,380
to know like what's everybody's fetish

2131
01:28:56,820 --> 01:29:00,659
what's every what does everybody want to

2132
01:28:58,380 --> 01:29:01,679
see in the room and one of the girls is

2133
01:29:00,659 --> 01:29:04,320
like

2134
01:29:01,679 --> 01:29:06,600
um I really think that a drain on the

2135
01:29:04,320 --> 01:29:10,920
floor would be really helpful and she's

2136
01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:14,659
like oh okay so for For What and the

2137
01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:14,659
girls like water sports

2138
01:29:15,960 --> 01:29:20,840
it helps with the fluids I was like

2139
01:29:21,480 --> 01:29:24,860
you know I will say

2140
01:29:25,080 --> 01:29:29,460
if you're going through the effort of

2141
01:29:26,760 --> 01:29:33,239
getting a Sex Room built and you're into

2142
01:29:29,460 --> 01:29:35,699
water sport get a drain yes because to

2143
01:29:33,239 --> 01:29:38,280
spend all that money on a sex room and

2144
01:29:35,699 --> 01:29:39,960
then be like now the fluids are

2145
01:29:38,280 --> 01:29:44,040
everywhere right

2146
01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:46,800
not ideal not ideal one bit

2147
01:29:44,040 --> 01:29:50,659
Yeah the more that we say the word

2148
01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:50,659
fluids the more I hate that word

2149
01:29:51,780 --> 01:29:56,340
fluid it depends on the context yeah I

2150
01:29:55,020 --> 01:29:57,440
don't think there's any context where I

2151
01:29:56,340 --> 01:30:01,020
like nibble

2152
01:29:57,440 --> 01:30:04,739
that's fair yeah yeah that's fair um so

2153
01:30:01,020 --> 01:30:09,080
how how do you want to rate

2154
01:30:04,739 --> 01:30:09,080
sugar daddies because just just to recap

2155
01:30:09,900 --> 01:30:15,120
they're looking for a sugar baby

2156
01:30:12,900 --> 01:30:17,280
they find someone they like

2157
01:30:15,120 --> 01:30:19,139
they ultimately all decide to be in a

2158
01:30:17,280 --> 01:30:22,940
relationship together

2159
01:30:19,139 --> 01:30:28,340
her horse is fine and gets its own Farm

2160
01:30:22,940 --> 01:30:28,340
they have a baby in the end nailed it

2161
01:30:31,320 --> 01:30:36,360
I mean we could do

2162
01:30:33,960 --> 01:30:37,920
there were a lot of dildos involved I

2163
01:30:36,360 --> 01:30:41,780
mean we could do dildos we could do

2164
01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:41,780
horses we could do saddles

2165
01:30:43,620 --> 01:30:48,360
Saddles saddles

2166
01:30:46,320 --> 01:30:49,980
saddle feel right I don't know horses

2167
01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:53,900
are large I don't even know if this one

2168
01:30:49,980 --> 01:30:59,340
is one whole horse it might not be

2169
01:30:53,900 --> 01:30:59,340
we'll do Saddles so glue

2170
01:31:04,679 --> 01:31:10,739
oh my God so what how many fluid ounces

2171
01:31:08,460 --> 01:31:13,980
of glue oh [ __ ]

2172
01:31:10,739 --> 01:31:18,659
um how many interns how many how many

2173
01:31:13,980 --> 01:31:21,780
Monica lewinskies how many mirrors

2174
01:31:18,659 --> 01:31:24,679
um we really we have a lot of options

2175
01:31:21,780 --> 01:31:24,679
and no options

2176
01:31:25,199 --> 01:31:31,260
we have a lot of options and no options

2177
01:31:27,420 --> 01:31:34,199
yeah let's just do

2178
01:31:31,260 --> 01:31:35,639
let's just do horses we'll go out of

2179
01:31:34,199 --> 01:31:38,719
three

2180
01:31:35,639 --> 01:31:38,719
it's a half a horse

2181
01:31:40,920 --> 01:31:46,860
it's the back half of a horse

2182
01:31:43,679 --> 01:31:47,520
it's just the main the back half of a

2183
01:31:46,860 --> 01:31:49,580
horse

2184
01:31:47,520 --> 01:31:49,580
um

2185
01:31:50,219 --> 01:31:53,179
I mean

2186
01:31:54,179 --> 01:32:03,480
I like I could go one horse it's a hoof

2187
01:31:59,340 --> 01:32:06,060
yeah I'll give you all four Hooves okay

2188
01:32:03,480 --> 01:32:08,280
not the attached legs sure just well

2189
01:32:06,060 --> 01:32:10,380
Samson's is pretty [ __ ]

2190
01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:14,480
anyway so

2191
01:32:10,380 --> 01:32:14,480
I mean he lives but he can't be ridden

2192
01:32:16,350 --> 01:32:19,570
[Laughter]

2193
01:32:22,130 --> 01:32:29,880
[Laughter]

2194
01:32:26,340 --> 01:32:33,659
oh yeah yeah four Hooves is my final

2195
01:32:29,880 --> 01:32:36,060
offer but I didn't read the book so

2196
01:32:33,659 --> 01:32:38,940
I I mean

2197
01:32:36,060 --> 01:32:41,400
the thing about this book is it's

2198
01:32:38,940 --> 01:32:45,420
terrible

2199
01:32:41,400 --> 01:32:47,760
yeah yeah it is and I wanted to like it

2200
01:32:45,420 --> 01:32:49,260
I really did because I thought the

2201
01:32:47,760 --> 01:32:54,300
premise was interesting

2202
01:32:49,260 --> 01:32:57,179
but but you didn't like it I didn't so

2203
01:32:54,300 --> 01:33:02,340
yeah it's the back half of one horse out

2204
01:32:57,179 --> 01:33:06,060
of uh out of three ah out of five

2205
01:33:02,340 --> 01:33:09,360
yeah we're looking at a solid point five

2206
01:33:06,060 --> 01:33:11,900
star we're looking at a solid 10 is what

2207
01:33:09,360 --> 01:33:11,900
we're looking at

2208
01:33:11,940 --> 01:33:16,860
Yeah final offer

2209
01:33:14,280 --> 01:33:18,840
let us know what y'all think

2210
01:33:16,860 --> 01:33:23,960
let us

2211
01:33:18,840 --> 01:33:26,460
oh gosh this book okay or don't

2212
01:33:23,960 --> 01:33:29,100
or yeah those are those are your options

2213
01:33:26,460 --> 01:33:32,159
we can let this book live we're honest

2214
01:33:29,100 --> 01:33:34,500
it's really up to you I'm comfortable

2215
01:33:32,159 --> 01:33:36,719
where it is

2216
01:33:34,500 --> 01:33:38,520
you're like I think we can move on to

2217
01:33:36,719 --> 01:33:41,340
discussing other books and be done with

2218
01:33:38,520 --> 01:33:45,060
this one so this is where we will leave

2219
01:33:41,340 --> 01:33:47,940
you as we will not be circling back no

2220
01:33:45,060 --> 01:33:52,940
we won't to sugar daddies nope good

2221
01:33:47,940 --> 01:33:52,940
night and good luck have a good day bye

2222
01:33:53,760 --> 01:33:58,940
that's it for this week's months

2223
01:33:56,280 --> 01:33:58,940
we hope it will

2224
01:33:59,159 --> 01:34:03,420
it was great for us

2225
01:34:01,139 --> 01:34:05,100
if you're digging what we're doing it

2226
01:34:03,420 --> 01:34:07,260
would mean a lot if you'd take a minute

2227
01:34:05,100 --> 01:34:09,300
to rate and review the show wherever

2228
01:34:07,260 --> 01:34:11,940
you're listening right now

2229
01:34:09,300 --> 01:34:13,199
maybe tell that sexy someone to Linda

2230
01:34:11,940 --> 01:34:16,440
senir

2231
01:34:13,199 --> 01:34:18,900
we love you we appreciate you

2232
01:34:16,440 --> 01:34:21,470
we'll see you next week

2233
01:34:18,900 --> 01:34:26,629
stays buddy

2234
01:34:21,470 --> 01:34:26,629
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