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 My name is Gav.

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 Jackie Chan, the gold medal winner, as he does a backflip and through three darts at the same time.

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 They learned to go to fly to the moon within like 50 years or something.

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 What? Didn't about that.

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 And religion as well. They won't accept anything other than the story is the story.

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 Or that goes against what the Bible says, so that can't be true.

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 It was labeled as the most dangerous show on that flicks when it first dropped.

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 and said, "See, this doesn't actually work because this was before the Bible,"

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 then there were sudden that puts that in that whole ideological thing into shifting.

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 but I think there's only six episodes. And there are only about 40 minutes each.

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 I'm not saying it was aliens or we were bred for aliens, but I'm saying that there's definitely more than just...

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 Really, really good show. But the other one I watched, the another movie I watched,

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 not the tail end of Christmas, because I was still watching Christmas films up until about a week ago,

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 It's much more serious than that.

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 wasn't it a little bit as well? You had a hitman to get him and stuff.

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 Anything else you wanted to talk about? I've got one other one, but

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 which I watched the other night and it started a little bit of a chatter on the Facebook page,

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 which is the evil within from 2017.

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 I haven't actually seen it, but I knew that.

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 some really interesting film.

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 I kind of was very, when it finished, I didn't love it, but also I didn't hate it.

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 It's his only film.

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 He was a terrible drug addict.

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 It was on prime.

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 It's on prime to watch for free with free V, so you got adverts.

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 Maybe one human's arrow could cozy up to and watch together.

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 There's a really interesting scene with a human zipper in it, which is all I'll say.

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 Oh, so show a weird...

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 One other thing.

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 What is the other thing that's special about this episode?

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 What's so special about this episode?

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 Well, we've given Bill Murray the...

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 It's Chris Mus.

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 He likes to take off for the beginning of January.

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 He has to hang over for about three weeks.

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 But he's also finishing up Ghostbusters, Frozen Empire, isn't he?

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 busting ghosts and all that.

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 That doesn't surprise me.

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 It doesn't talk when he's on our show.

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 I don't see...

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 Just not talk.

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 I remember specifically when we first met him in the bar and he was wasted and said, "Hey guys,

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 how come on your show?"

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 It's amazing."

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 We met Bill Murray and he obviously couldn't share the photos because he said, "Don't share the photos."

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 So obviously, don't everybody listen to him.

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 Don't tell Bill.

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 So, about Bill and all just...

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 And I was like, "Wow, I can't believe you met Bill Murray.

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 Here's those pictures of us."

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 "Oh my God, that's all like comparing penises.

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 How weird that was.

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 I was like, "Drunken even."

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 I didn't expect him then to be on every episode for past few years."

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 Just to introduce it and close that word of the strange.

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 It's just one of those Bill Murray things.

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 But we've given him the episode of.

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 And that means...

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 He's probably at a window trying to get...

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 and getting in the time machine.

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 Because time team is back, baby.

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 Time team, back again.

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 We are going to be covering the year 2023.

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 As we always do in the January of every episode

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 that starts in top of the year.

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 but also it's a time team episode.

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 Jamie will.

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 She loves that y'all, da.

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 It's that true liberty sticking out the ground.

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 Don't spoil it.

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 Yes.

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 Go make some copies.

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 Because we are about to talk about Dead Man Shoes.

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 Here's a trade-off for that, for fuck's sake.

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 People who commit evils in God's eyes are not beyond redemption.

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 We're going to have to go back to town in a bit of mate to sort some business out.

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 I don't want to care, Richard.

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 I don't want to care.

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 What did you do to him?

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 What did you do?

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 I don't want to get into that one now.

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 I'm off.

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 Sit a bit, eh?

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 Sit a bit.

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 We'll find ya.

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 It's...

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 ...the ugly's brother in it.

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 It's ugly's brother.

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 There are a lot of this ridiculous idea that he was mate.

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 Make a being very nervous, Richard.

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 You should be.

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 Follow you.

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 I can handle him. I can handle him.

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 Get out of here, man.

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 I'm gonna hit you all.

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 You get to me first.

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 He ain't gone away for us. He's gotta get done.

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 God will forgive them.

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 He'll forgive them and allow them into heaven.

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 I can't live without.

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 Sorry, sorry.

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 You know I am.

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 You're in trouble.

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 Okay, so that was the trade over Deadman Shoes.

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 So before Gav gives us the synopsis, the official IMDB synopsis and details,

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 I'll just read out the first part of Matthews.

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 Our king, our patron for the day, his email.

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 So he's starting with "Oh, to be king for a day once again."

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 Here are my two picks for you guys to cover, two very different films for two very different moves.

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 I hope you enjoy.

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 So Deadman Shoes, he says,

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 "I saw this film when it first came out after renting it from my local library for the week.

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 I would have been 19 and a student around 2005.

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 I went into this one completely blind and it blew me away.

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 I watched it three times that week before taking it back.

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 I did not watch it again for many, many years until last year when I was 37 and it really hit differently.

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 As a teenager, I saw it as a film of pure revenge and I think I processed it at a very basic level.

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 But then as a proper adult, it really stirred up a load of emotions in me.

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 From the very opening credit scene where there are home movie clips of the two brothers laughing and bracing life and being innocent children,

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 I could feel tears wailing up in my eyes.

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 Here we have two brothers not having a care in the world and me, the viewer, knows exactly what's going to happen to both of them.

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 At this point, I had a nurse to turn the film off in a weird sense that if I did, the death and destruction that comes later in the film will somehow not happen.

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 And these two brothers would grow up to be very happy adults.

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 I did, however, not turn off and my emotions were all over the place from start to finish.

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 I was laughing at the comedy of the scenes, metaphorically punching the air when Paddy was getting revenge, and then overcome with intense sadness by the closing scenes.

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 It's really one tense, very dark film. I honestly do think is healthy to what, do not think is healthy to watch too often.

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 The bullying scenes of Toby Gabel are particularly difficult to stomach.

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 The standout for me, obviously is Paddy Constantine.

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 It's just a normal bloke of average build, but he manages to be utterly terrifying.

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 The confrontations he has in the pub, and he's written in brackets, "You, you can't."

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 And in the street where Son with Sonny are very intimidating, he also has a vulnerability to the end, which really breaks your heart.

455
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,000
 Without Paddy, I do not think this film would hit the mark.

456
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:22,000
 The only thing I think lets this film down a little bit are the villains.

457
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:28,000
 They seem to be a mishmash of different actors with no real linking thread between them, other than being generally unpleasant people.

458
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:34,000
 And also that bloody car they drive in. I'm not sure what the producers would go for with that choice.

459
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:38,000
 Finally, Toby Gabel looks a bit like that bloke from Jackass.

460
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:42,000
 I know he can help with the poor sod, but I could not unsee it. I think he means Steve O.

461
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
 He looks a little bit like Steve O.

462
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:51,000
 But he says overall, this film has a big thumbs up, but you have to be in the right frame of mind to watch it.

463
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000
 Thank you Matthew.

464
00:28:53,000 --> 00:29:01,000
 Alright, well, Gab, would you like to give us the official synopsis for this before we get involved?

465
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:07,000
 Dead man shoes, 2004, race 18, a nice tidy, 90 minutes.

466
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
 90.

467
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:18,000
 A disaffected soldier returns to his home town to get even with the fugs who brutalised his immensely challenged brother years ago.

468
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:22,000
 Very, very quick to the point, no faking.

469
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000
 Cooked MCs like a pain of bacon.

470
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:32,000
 That's a very quick snopsish there. It does say to the point, where were you when you watched this first one?

471
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:40,000
 I was with a friend of mine who I'm no longer friends with, but it was a guy that I've told you about him before.

472
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:47,000
 I'm doubt if he listens to this show, but it's a guy that I was trying to write a script with many, many years ago,

473
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:52,000
 like 20, 25 years ago, not long after this would have come out, I expect.

474
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
 Maybe you're telling me before.

475
00:29:54,000 --> 00:30:05,000
 He in some way knew the director through someone I can't remember how he had spoken to him several times.

476
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:11,000
 I saw it a little bit with him, but I wasn't paying too much attention.

477
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:18,000
 A year later, a friend of mine said, "Dan, have you ever seen this?" I said, "Oh, I think I have, yeah, but I don't remember it."

478
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:24,000
 He said, "Oh my god, it's one of the best films I've ever seen. Check it out. I'm going to wear this for Halloween this year."

479
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,000
 As in the gas mask in coat. And he did. My friend did wear that.

480
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:33,000
 So I watched it and suddenly he thought, "Fucking hell, that was good."

481
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,000
 And I seemed to go back and watch this.

482
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:42,000
 I don't always feel like I'm I need to, as Matthew said, it isn't one that's an easy watch.

483
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:48,000
 But I do end up going back and watching this every three or four years just because I still want to see

484
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:54,000
 does it still hit in the way that it does. And I think it actually gets better with every watch.

485
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:59,000
 And as you get older and whether you become a parent or you lose people around you,

486
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,000
 it just hits more and more differently each time.

487
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:09,000
 So the point that this most recent watch I for this review, I can just not be for six man, Jesus.

488
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:13,000
 But yeah, what about you? Where was your first viewing of this?

489
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:17,000
 Around the buddy's house. We used to go around there, watch films,

490
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,000
 rent out a movie, watch it. We didn't know what it was, put it on.

491
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000
 Not John.

492
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:26,000
 No, my friend Phil, he lives in Berlin now, shout out.

493
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,000
 Good dark.

494
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,000
 Good dark.

495
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:34,000
 Yeah, I used to just go around there and watch movies and we watched it and I was just like, man, that's fucking amazing.

496
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,000
 You know, it's one of those films. As soon as you watch it like this is incredible.

497
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:43,000
 It's kind of, I would say, to equivalent of your first time watching say, "Pulp Fiction."

498
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:48,000
 It's the same sort of route as that, but British.

499
00:31:48,000 --> 00:32:00,000
 And for me then, because it's funny watching it now with the two jokers with their porn mags, those guys.

500
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:08,000
 And watching that now, and then watching it when I first watched it, because I think if you're in England, not everyone,

501
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,000
 but most people know people like these guys. It's fucking dickheads.

502
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,000
 Yeah.

503
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:19,000
 And I don't know, it's very powerful film. Watch it again, it was amazing the other night.

504
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:26,000
 I know this film is so well-known in my head. It's quite an expensive one to pick up on DVD.

505
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:31,000
 Even second hand, you're looking at about 15 quid.

506
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:35,000
 I was very lucky. It was underrated.

507
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:39,000
 I was lucky enough to pick up a 50p in a charity shop.

508
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000
 I don't ever see it.

509
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:46,000
 For five years ago. I don't have it in my collection. And if I'd see it, I'd have it in my collection.

510
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:51,000
 And I'm going through charity shops all the time and car boots house. I'm always looking for lights.

511
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:55,000
 I will wait. Jellis, you always get the best bloody bargains. You always find these random.

512
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000
 Yeah, I got a good stack. They did not frequent.

513
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,000
 Yeah.

514
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:04,000
 Expendible's four. It's like, "How's that?" And you just come out. And I've got it for 50p.

515
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,000
 What does that say?

516
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:11,000
 Funny enough though. I thought I said, "Memma say to you, this can be awful."

517
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
 This is a terrible bit.

518
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,000
 After I finished, I went, "Didn't mind it."

519
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:23,000
 This did mind it too much. Yeah, some of it's a mega fox's pointless and 50s pointless.

520
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:29,000
 But anyway, this film here is a point.

521
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:33,000
 I was not going to say pointless. What would it be? It has a point.

522
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
 Oh yeah, it does. It has a very sharp point.

523
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:39,000
 You mentioned me in a week, said, "I feel good, so I think possibly."

524
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:43,000
 And it's one of those things. Even if you just look at the poster,

525
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:47,000
 like the cinematic of him with the dead over the top of him.

526
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:51,000
 And it's just, I don't know, even a poster's good. The sake about this,

527
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
 I didn't realise that Patti wrote it.

528
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000
 Yeah.

529
00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:03,000
 It had, has this kind of John Jay Rambo tip with him going, "You can imagine this is a John Jay Rambo."

530
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000
 With Rambo references.

531
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000
 Well, he's gone back to his mates place. He died of cancer.

532
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:11,000
 Oh, okay, fine. He's now gone into town.

533
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000
 And this is what he's gone, instead though.

534
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000
 To not be any fan, he had a brother.

535
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:19,000
 Was like... Yeah, because he wears a green Army coat.

536
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:23,000
 He's from the Army. But also, it also reminded me

537
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:29,000
 at times of taxi driver. And again, back at the coat.

538
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:33,000
 He's been compared to the British Robert De Niro in the past,

539
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000
 Patti Constantine.

540
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
 In fact, the Empire Review specifically said,

541
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
 when this film, "Fritz Kim out," said,

542
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:47,000
 "he may be the British De Niro, quiet, but also terrifying at the same time."

543
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000
 Yeah.

544
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:53,000
 And the interesting thing about this, and we'll get into the director in just a moment, is the budget.

545
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000
 I don't know if you know the budget. I've got it in front of me.

546
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000
 But I don't know if you know what the budget was for this.

547
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000
 No, well, was it?

548
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:02,000
 Just under 700,000 pounds.

549
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
 Yeah.

550
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:08,000
 And it didn't make much. It only made $230,000 worldwide.

551
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
 So it was technically a flop or failure.

552
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,000
 But this will be one that Shane Meadows is happy to have made,

553
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:18,000
 because him and his buddy Patti wrote it, and obviously Shane directed it.

554
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
 It's very personal to them.

555
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:26,000
 It's grown over the years. It's grown occult status on the British De Niro.

556
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:36,000
 It's very underrated. I don't think I think us having it on this show will open it up to people who have not seen it.

557
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:44,000
 I'm hoping some of our foreign listeners from overseas or whatever, not basting or surrounding areas,

558
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:48,000
 we'll know it and we'll go, "Oh, what's this movie?"

559
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:54,000
 Because you have to watch this. It's going to be frustrating if you haven't seen it, because we're going to spoil it.

560
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
 It's bloody shame and you should watch it.

561
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
 Yeah, you should watch it.

562
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
 And I'll say that now. Stop now.

563
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:06,000
 I'll stop now for watching it, because there are scenes in this that are sad.

564
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
 There are scenes in this that are shocking.

565
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,000
 And there are scenes in this that really, if you're a gore-hound,

566
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
 you're going to get some great gore moments.

567
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:20,000
 But you want to have that surprise the first time you watch it, because some of the fucking shit that he does is just out there, man.

568
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:24,000
 The soundtrack is phenomenal as well.

569
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
 And we'll talk about the story in a moment.

570
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
 Good hit.

571
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
 Yeah, some really good hit pop in this.

572
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
 I played one of those tracks recently in a pub.

573
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
 Okay, well, I was playing this the other week.

574
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:44,000
 But also some beautiful folk music and some sort of very sort of just some airy British strumming.

575
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
 It's just wonderful.

576
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,000
 I was thinking about it and I said this to you when we messaged and I'm just saying,

577
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,000
 Samboa said, "Every now and again, a film comes along that we review."

578
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,000
 And we have a saying on our show, if anyone hasn't heard it before, and we say, "This is a film, God's film."

579
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:02,000
 And what we mean by that is the gods aligned, the planets aligned,

580
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:06,000
 and everything about this is pretty damn near-perfect.

581
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:12,000
 Whether it's the actors of the two main actors in it or the way it's shot,

582
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:20,000
 the nation is beautiful, the acting is incredible, the score, the soundtrack, and the plot twists.

583
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:28,000
 It's just, it's kind of like it's like it walks into a room quietly knowing it's a fucking badass

584
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
 and it doesn't have to sort of shout about.

585
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
 It's not like a Michael Bay film that walks into the room.

586
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
 Good, yeah, everybody, look at me.

587
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
 This one walks into the room and sits down in the corner.

588
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,000
 Just like Paddy Constantine, it's very quiet and just dating.

589
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,000
 The same as him at the beginning, he's walking into the town.

590
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000
 It's so quiet and understated.

591
00:37:45,000 --> 00:38:00,000
 It's directed by Shane Meadows, prolific British director, who makes very hard-hitting British or very realistic drama.

592
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:04,000
 He's done stuff like "Once Upon a Time in the Midlands."

593
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:09,000
 Obviously, Demons, this is England, this is the one that a lot of people know him for.

594
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:14,000
 This is England 88, he's done some TV shows, and he's done a lot of, he was heavily involved with

595
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:19,000
 Britpop or Brit Rock as well in the '90s.

596
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,000
 So you can really feel this has got a personal film for him.

597
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:27,000
 It's shot in places he would have grown up and around people that he would have grown up with.

598
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000
 But I think Addy is the same.

599
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:41,000
 But I do wonder where Paddy's story comes from. I'm presuming that he knows something of thisness essence, maybe not obviously.

600
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000
 I don't know if you're killer.

601
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:47,000
 Shane Meadows is that part of it.

602
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:56,000
 Because he knew someone that was very badly bullied, who was disabled.

603
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:01,000
 When he was young, I think they died as well.

604
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,000
 He thought about that story.

605
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
 So he added to that.

606
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:16,000
 Also, this film wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for Paddy Constantine's dad Martin, who was dying in real life,

607
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:22,000
 dying and said to Paddy, "I'd really, really love it if you and Shane could do something together again,

608
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,000
 because you guys work well together."

609
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:30,000
 So he kind of his last wish really was that they would make this film.

610
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:34,000
 That's why it's dedicated to Martin Constantine.

611
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:40,000
 So there's a lot of factors that just make this just brilliant, really.

612
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
 Yeah, and Paddy's amazing as the lead.

613
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
 You like him.

614
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:49,000
 You're totally with him as a protagonist.

615
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000
 Spoiler territory.

616
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000
 I'm going to go and sport to territory.

617
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000
 Yeah, yeah.

618
00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:04,000
 At the end, he kind of says that he doesn't not very PC in 2023 or 2024.

619
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,000
 He doesn't really care about his brother.

620
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:15,000
 But then I think he's saying what every can to get this over with and done and just say that it's a lot to unpack with that.

621
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,000
 Because that's a really, that point where you're like, "Oh, okay."

622
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:24,000
 And then you're like, "That could actually be a thing." So it's really hard to know.

623
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,000
 I guess he interved it any which way you want.

624
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,000
 Well, he does consider himself to be a monster, doesn't he?

625
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
 And he knows he's a soldier.

626
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
 So he knows a monster and he sees one.

627
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
 And he knows he's become a monster.

628
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
 And maybe he always was a monster.

629
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,000
 But either way, he wants it done and dusted and over.

630
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,000
 Yeah, it's hard hitting.

631
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,000
 And maybe even a trigger warning for everybody.

632
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000
 You've seen this or not.

633
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:54,000
 There's some terrible scenes of torture that get progressively worse throughout this.

634
00:40:54,000 --> 00:41:02,000
 But it's also, there is an element of, I do have fun with this movie because you kind of, I love getting on board when there's an anti-hero.

635
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:06,000
 You know, and whether that's someone like the Punisher, Freddy Krueger.

636
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
 That's what we love John Wicken, that really.

637
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
 Yeah, exactly.

638
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:14,000
 And we'd love that just how horrible and nasty the baddies are in this.

639
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,000
 And we're with Matthew and that they are a bit cartoonish.

640
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:22,000
 But I think that makes it more fun to see them killed off one by one.

641
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,000
 Yeah, I want to make a film like this.

642
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:31,000
 I even said to Ben and Mark Reese, I said, do you guys want to come on with me and we just make a revenge for it?

643
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,000
 We just quickly get the camera, check it on your shoulder and we go.

644
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:39,000
 I would honestly, I think a lot of people saw this including that guy that I introduced me to.

645
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:44,000
 And he was a, oh, one of your filmmakers, I believe he's doing a few bits and bobs now.

646
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:50,000
 But this is the sort of film that you saw made and you thought, well, I could do that.

647
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:54,000
 But they went and did it and they did it fucking spectacularly.

648
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,000
 But that's the thing though, I like to do that.

649
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,000
 And like, yeah, I actually could do that.

650
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:05,000
 And you know, still might do, but you're never ever going to make it as good as this.

651
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000
 No, it's phenomenal. It's a film, God's movie.

652
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:11,000
 Cool. Yeah. So let's get into this story, I guess really.

653
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,000
 And this is anything else you wanted to add before we get into it.

654
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,000
 No, because I will get into it as we talk.

655
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:22,000
 I do have one, my, I have a problem with it, which I'll mention at the end.

656
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:28,000
 One flaw in plot hole, a plot hole, but I'll mention that at the very end, all right?

657
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
 Oh, okay.

658
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:36,000
 Okay, cool. So yes, as Matthew said, you know, we open up with a montage of film.

659
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:42,000
 A montage of baby and family videos, really heartwarming.

660
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:47,000
 It really gets you sentimental straight away and lovely music playing over the top.

661
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:52,000
 And these are two brothers. As Matthew said, two brothers that look like they, you know, just having a great time.

662
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:58,000
 We all had that in the summer, growing up with our friends or family playing in the sun.

663
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:02,000
 I wasn't lucky enough to have a, my family would have a camcorder or anything like that.

664
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:08,000
 But these guys do and yeah, it just looks very realistic. It probably is real, I would say.

665
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:13,000
 It's probably from one of the writers, family, family.

666
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000
 Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

667
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:18,000
 It's easier to do that than just trying to get old stuff.

668
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:22,000
 Funny enough. I say this now. I don't think anyone listen.

669
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:29,000
 In the beginning of pre-tenatural, there's a little bit of, little tingly bit of some baby footage at a party.

670
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:35,000
 I'm not sure who that is. It was on the same day. It was on someone's scape video footage from their family.

671
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,000
 And I was like, I'm having that. So yeah.

672
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,000
 Great. Yeah.

673
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:43,000
 Copyright. No, I'm joking.

674
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000
 Well, no, no, no, no. It's so, it's...

675
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000
 No, we're going to...

676
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:52,000
 If the family, from... That must be for like 20, 30 years ago, that footage.

677
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:57,000
 If the family finds pre-tenatural, find that, go, that's us. And they can see that.

678
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:01,000
 It will be literally like, yeah, like, I don't know. I don't know.

679
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000
 My love.

680
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000
 Giving my love. My...

681
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000
 It will be amazed, you know.

682
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:16,000
 Well, well, spliced into this lovely opening, we then see shots of Richard and his brother Anthony walking across the countryside.

683
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:21,000
 It is obviously brilliant coming in as a reviewer and also known the end.

684
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:25,000
 So, should we spoil it now and explain the ending?

685
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000
 Well, why not? Because we've already given that a warning.

686
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:31,000
 I think it's good because we've had to do this before with some films which play out like this.

687
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,000
 Because we then like to get into it.

688
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:38,000
 Because... Well, it'll be a more in-depth discussion if we talk about it now.

689
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,000
 Yeah, of course.

690
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000
 Rather than like, scoot around it.

691
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
 So let's do it. So go on. What's the spoiler, Gav?

692
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000
 Richard and Anthony walking across the countryside.

693
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000
 But...

694
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,000
 Anthony's not actually there. He's actually...

695
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:54,000
 He actually hung himself and then commit suicide from all the bullion.

696
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,000
 So, spoiler. We've spoiled the film with you. We fucking want you.

697
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000
 And all the acid that they gave him.

698
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000
 And...

699
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:10,000
 And every interaction with Anthony there and talking to Richard and back of all is in his head.

700
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:18,000
 Yeah, and that was one of the reasons why this blew people away, I think, because he didn't really get a lot of...

701
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
 He didn't get the sense types of spoilers back then.

702
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:25,000
 He didn't kind of get that sort of twist, especially like this, and all of a sudden he'd go, "What the fuck? Because you didn't even need this twist."

703
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000
 That's the thing, this film.

704
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,000
 Oh no, you didn't, huh?

705
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
 It's a revenge, if you didn't have this twist.

706
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:35,000
 And he just got away of it and they both walked out the town and walked out again, like they walked in. Right the end.

707
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,000
 You'd be like, "That's fucking great."

708
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:43,000
 But then all of a sudden, the icing on the cake is, they front his twisting and like, "Oh shit."

709
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:49,000
 Or even if he sort of said to Anthony, you know, "Here's a bag of money that I've procured from all of these guys."

710
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:53,000
 You know, "Go and finance it Jane or whatever."

711
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,000
 But you're right, we didn't even need this.

712
00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:05,000
 So essentially this is not a ghost story, but it's a mental health story of very poor mental health PTSD.

713
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,000
 We don't know what he's seen in the war.

714
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,000
 But again, it takes us back to Rambo.

715
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
 Well, it's...

716
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:20,000
 Yeah, if he's just like a fucking, he used to be a caretaker and it's all, "What did he see at the school when everything had impact?"

717
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:25,000
 They're always, they're always, they're always, they're just dying and puke.

718
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,000
 Or mixed together around my mouthhead.

719
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:33,000
 And then but like, in fact, it's always the soldier.

720
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,000
 They're always like ex-soldiers, they always are.

721
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:46,000
 Because it's end, but it's true though, if you're gonna all of a sudden, because the mind wasn't designed for such trauma.

722
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:57,000
 Well, guess what I'm saying is the main point here, which is if he wasn't a soldier, he wouldn't be a scaring confidence as he is and be able to take people out and be able to break in and out of houses.

723
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000
 Yeah, he is.

724
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:12,000
 And they never really talk about what he was in, whether he was in the Marines or the SAS, but he was in a very high level of the British military, where he basically was a John Rambo, but British John Rambo, you know?

725
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,000
 It's good.

726
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,000
 Fuck guys up.

727
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
 Similar to like the guest as well.

728
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,000
 Oh yeah, great, another great film.

729
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:23,000
 So yeah, we don't really know, but yeah, in fact, he is though, he's a killer machine.

730
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:34,000
 So we need to bear in mind on that bombshell that you've just dropped. We need to bear in mind that every interaction with Anthony, when he told me see Anthony, no one else will interact with him, will speak with him.

731
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:45,000
 And it's actually all taking place, whether he's speaking out loud to his, you know, his dead brother or his imaginary brother, but when he hears him respond, that's all in his mind.

732
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:56,000
 And this is powering him forward more and more and more. And it makes it darker because sometimes Anthony says to him, I don't want to go back into time. I'm a bit scared.

733
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
 I want to stay here today.

734
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
 And he says, all right, you can stay here today.

735
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
 So sometimes he doesn't take his brother with him.

736
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:10,000
 He's his imaginary brother with him because it's too dark, even for his imaginary brother to go and see the things he's going to go and do.

737
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:16,000
 Just makes this film elevates it slightly more again. It's just layer upon layer.

738
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:24,000
 Oh, I'm doing that thing with my handgab for no one can see this, but I'm making like a weird sign with my hands when I'm excited about something.

739
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,000
 I might do this little.

740
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:28,000
 It looks like a dark mouse been settled out together.

741
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000
 Yeah, that's what it is.

742
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:41,000
 Yeah, so they these two basically start off beginning going into they're walking into somewhere. They're not walking actually into the town, but it is.

743
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:46,000
 Some of the ice that way visually, then walking into the areas, basically, and walking into the story.

744
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,000
 And they decided to make camp a farm.

745
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:55,000
 Yeah, like an old farm out and sort of just out on the near town.

746
00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:01,000
 And they're sitting there chatting away and you just get this bit with a what's he called?

747
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000
 Anthony's brother.

748
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,000
 Richard.

749
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,000
 Richard.

750
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:13,000
 I get this point where Richard says to Anthony, God will forgive them and let them into heaven.

751
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,000
 I can't live like anything.

752
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:21,000
 Like, okay, what's this all about then?

753
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:29,000
 We should also mention that Anthony just adds to but salt in the wound of him being bullied to death.

754
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:34,000
 He is also very mentally challenged as well.

755
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:38,000
 And so that adds to the bullying as well.

756
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000
 He's not very mentally challenged.

757
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
 He's slightly mentally challenged.

758
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:53,000
 He's very mentally challenged. He can talk fairly coherently in a certain sense and understand what's going on.

759
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:58,000
 Well, it's a subtle disability, but it's there.

760
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:04,000
 And it makes him an easy target for these bullies even more so because he's not able to depend himself.

761
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000
 He's very gullible.

762
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,000
 He's essentially got the child's mind.

763
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:12,000
 He lives with these guys.

764
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,000
 Why is he even friends them?

765
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,000
 Well, I think he just sort of falls into it, doesn't he?

766
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:20,000
 Well, that's what I'm presuming that he's kind of stuck there because he can't sort of think for himself.

767
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,000
 Well, that's the only bit of it on my bit.

768
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,000
 I don't understand why you do.

769
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000
 You do see how that comes about, don't you?

770
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:31,000
 Because at one point that guy shouts to him out the window, can you go and grab me some milk?

771
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:37,000
 And then over the many, many months he's going around there more and more running more errands for them until he starts.

772
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000
 Well, it feels like he almost lives there though.

773
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,000
 He's got a rum and he's sleeping in, but maybe he's just crashing.

774
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000
 That's not his room.

775
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:49,000
 That's just the room that they throw in, throw in, throw in, remember the lady.

776
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,000
 I think it's just...

777
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,000
 And doesn't mind having sex.

778
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:57,000
 Well, again, he's got the, it's a child's mind in a man's body.

779
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,000
 He doesn't really know.

780
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000
 They all start cheering when that happens.

781
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
 And he thinks, "Great, they all like me."

782
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000
 So I guess that was a good thing.

783
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:09,000
 Obviously though, they're still like taking a, you know, taking a piss out of him.

784
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,000
 Yeah.

785
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,000
 Well, you're right.

786
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,000
 They have this conversation.

787
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,000
 They talk about the God won't forgive, etc.

788
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000
 And we get to day one.

789
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000
 And I like it in the movies where they do this.

790
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,000
 Day one, day two, day three.

791
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:23,000
 It's like a countdown to something's going to happen.

792
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000
 It doesn't always work, but I like it in this one.

793
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,000
 So day one.

794
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
 It's...

795
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,000
 I love this bit though.

796
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000
 The scene opens up in there.

797
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,000
 It's Steve for Dan and I, if you're not out of the UK stuff,

798
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:37,000
 we're going to all these sort of locations and things.

799
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000
 We're going to know very, very well.

800
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:43,000
 We grew up in the 80s and all sorts, all these sort of working men's clubs and all sorts.

801
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,000
 I'm sure Dan, you went to working men's clubs when you were killing a shit.

802
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,000
 I've been to them recently.

803
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:51,000
 My in-laws live not far from one.

804
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,000
 And we would go to one because the beer is cheap.

805
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,000
 Yeah.

806
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,000
 There's free pool table.

807
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,000
 Yeah, I grew up in one.

808
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,000
 But much.

809
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,000
 And it's just a bunch.

810
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
 For anyone who doesn't know, there's a bunch of sort of 60 plus men.

811
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,000
 Sip in there.

812
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:06,000
 And you sometimes get the younger rabble in there, don't you?

813
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000
 Like it is in this one.

814
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,000
 Yeah, totally.

815
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:13,000
 Yeah, it's like a more of a club where it's older fellows that get together.

816
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,000
 But you do get younger.

817
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000
 But it's hoping in a daytime, we've got nowhere to go.

818
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:20,000
 It's kind of the same as a pub, but a little bit more homely.

819
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000
 There's the only way I could put it.

820
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
 It's a little bit more friendly than the pub.

821
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,000
 I guess sometimes.

822
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000
 I don't know if it depends.

823
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000
 I've seen all sorts happen.

824
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:34,000
 But they're just sitting at the corner's table with a couple of other people.

825
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,000
 And I can old fellow there.

826
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,000
 And I can't.

827
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
 There's something I love in films.

828
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,000
 It's like when the police turn up, the safety blanket's there.

829
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000
 I love in movies, the situations like this.

830
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:47,000
 I know that guy's fucking intense and gnarly, anything you kick off.

831
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000
 But he's not got focus.

832
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,000
 I've had this in real life situations where I've been sitting somewhere and been like,

833
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,000
 "Oh man, that guy's drunk and he is fucking intense."

834
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,000
 And if he clockwise, he doesn't like you.

835
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,000
 He's fucking, you know, it's gonna be a situation.

836
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,000
 But they go and focus on someone else.

837
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,000
 He's like, "Yes, yes."

838
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,000
 And he's home free.

839
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,000
 Yeah, wicked.

840
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,000
 It was like this.

841
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:14,000
 And the old guy now has a bit like, "Oh, I quite like it because I know you're safe."

842
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:18,000
 And he looks up because it's almost like he's on the same table on the same sizing.

843
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,000
 Because when he goes, this guy comes in his drug dealer and goes down to the pool table.

844
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:26,000
 Like me, he's doing, gets his money and stuff and he looks over to Paddy's table.

845
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:29,000
 And Richard said to, no.

846
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,000
 Richard?

847
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
 No, you have one.

848
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
 He's still one.

849
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,000
 Anthony.

850
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,000
 And to me, I said to Richard, "That's one mate. That's one there."

851
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:42,000
 And so he Richard, oh, it's because he's Paddy.

852
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000
 Paddy's just fucking staring at this dude.

853
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:48,000
 And Paddy has a stare on you which you do not want to.

854
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:52,000
 Because that bassie has fury and rage behind it and you don't want to get messed with that.

855
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,000
 I've had people look at me like that and it's not a nice thing.

856
00:53:55,000 --> 00:54:00,000
 And he looks over to him and this guy with around the pool table is like,

857
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,000
 "Look in and he looks back and he case he looks back."

858
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:06,000
 And the best thing about his film is it's so extremely realistic.

859
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,000
 Everything that happens in his film is extremely realistic.

860
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,000
 Even the murders happen.

861
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,000
 Really?

862
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,000
 It's really real, don't they?

863
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,000
 It works really seriously.

864
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,000
 It could happen.

865
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000
 It's not like, "Chainsaw, Foula, hey, it's..."

866
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,000
 Everything is quite realistic.

867
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,000
 And this bit here is extremely realistic where I say,

868
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000
 "He kind of just keeps looking back at him."

869
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:30,000
 And he knows he's not like a hard bad guy but he's looking kind of cool.

870
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,000
 He's the local drug dealer.

871
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:35,000
 Well, yeah, he's like, "But he's got this thing, it's a local town."

872
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,000
 But he's like, "He's this guy."

873
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000
 And it goes up to him and say, "Who are you? What's up?"

874
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,000
 And he's like, "You're a cunt."

875
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:45,000
 Well, yeah, he sort of says, "So this is Herbie.

876
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,000
 He's one of the main henchmen.

877
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,000
 Sonny is the main drug dealer.

878
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,000
 And then Herbie is one of his little cronies."

879
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:56,000
 And he clocks him a few times and he's trying to act hard on his mates.

880
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
 And he thinks, "That guy's literally,

881
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
 if his eyes had laser beams come out of them,

882
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,000
 I wouldn't be surprised."

883
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:06,000
 And he says, "Does a casual, half-hard man thing?"

884
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000
 Where he says, "You know what I mean?"

885
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,000
 He goes, "Yeah?"

886
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,000
 And he goes, "Let's just see how I'm going to stop looking at me since I came in."

887
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,000
 Anything I can help you with, what you looking at.

888
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,000
 And then he just explodes, doesn't he, Gav?

889
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,000
 "You, you're cunt."

890
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,000
 And he says, "You can barely understand what he's saying,

891
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,000
 but you're doing just the same."

892
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:25,000
 And he says, "You're an intense and the guy is just taking a back."

893
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,000
 But I guess why I like the old guy next to him,

894
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000
 just looking at him, "Oh, fuck it out."

895
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,000
 "You're up for real, aren't you?"

896
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,000
 And he the old guy knows, "Oh, I'm alright."

897
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,000
 That's what I like.

898
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,000
 We get some flashbacks, no?

899
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:40,000
 So any flashbacks to Anthony's backstory

900
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:43,000
 and how he falls in with this lot, they're all in black and white.

901
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:47,000
 And they all have really great music set to them as well.

902
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000
 So I've already described how he--

903
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,000
 "I can rip up."

904
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000
 Yeah, but also some like other--

905
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,000
 "I have some focus."

906
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:59,000
 Well, but we already get the intro of how he accidentally did some errands for them

907
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,000
 and then got invited in.

908
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,000
 So essentially, and we will describe some of these things in more detail,

909
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,000
 but eventually it gets worse and worse and worse.

910
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:11,000
 Firstly, they make him smoke weed, then potentially smoke crack, I think,

911
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,000
 and then they give him acid and booze,

912
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:19,000
 and then they force him to have sex, then they try and force him to suck up another guy's penis.

913
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:24,000
 And it just gets worse and worse and worse for this poor old Anthony.

914
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
 But this is all broken up into these little thing yet.

915
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,000
 These little black and white flashbacks.

916
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,000
 We're talking about--

917
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,000
 We're talking about 'em, so we get some.

918
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000
 Yeah, we'll talk about as we go through.

919
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,000
 The other thing to mention as well, which is equally heartbreaking,

920
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,000
 even especially if Richard didn't think much of his brother,

921
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:43,000
 is that his brother absolutely idolizes his big brother Richard who was in the army.

922
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,000
 The way he talks about him, there's one scene where he's going,

923
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,000
 "You're always the best at football, aren't you Richard? No one else could beat you.

924
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,000
 You'd always score the goals."

925
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000
 "Oh, yeah, you're the best."

926
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:57,000
 "Oh, and there's one bit, but," which he says,

927
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,000
 "Everybody wanted you to hug them, didn't you Richard?"

928
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,000
 And he goes, "Yeah."

929
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:07,000
 Not you though, and he goes, "And Anthony just says, 'I didn't need to ask that I.'

930
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:10,000
 But also, what that's implying is, I'm dead,

931
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000
 so I can't ask you for a hug."

932
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:15,000
 It's just so loaded, every scene in this man.

933
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:18,000
 So the relationship between these two, that isn't even a real relationship,

934
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,000
 is phenomenally done.

935
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,000
 You know, they only brought in Toby Kebble in the last couple of weeks.

936
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
 Yeah, he's very--

937
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
 You shot all these scenes about a week, I think.

938
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,000
 Yeah, it's very good.

939
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,000
 Amazing stuff, amazing stuff.

940
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:34,000
 So the struggle team, it walks out the place,

941
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:37,000
 and just goes back to this upstairs,

942
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,000
 it's sort of like a snooker hall type place,

943
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,000
 where it's again, it's sort of a place that I know very well.

944
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000
 It's a poor lock stock, isn't it?

945
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000
 A poor man's lock stock.

946
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000
 They think they're big gangsters, but they're not really.

947
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:52,000
 Unfortunately, it's like many towns nowadays in England.

948
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000
 There seems to be a lot more than now,

949
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:57,000
 whereas a lot of sort of, you kind of board it up places,

950
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,000
 your places have really run down now.

951
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,000
 And yeah, there are upstairs that it's like,

952
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:07,000
 basically the guys who are giving him drugs and stuff,

953
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:12,000
 so it's local gangsters, I guess, hanging out.

954
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000
 They're listening to some decent 90s hip hop, though.

955
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000
 Yeah, yeah, totally.

956
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,000
 I think it's Redman.

957
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000
 It might be Redman, they're listening, so I'm not sure.

958
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:22,000
 But I was digging it, but yeah, I heard people saying--

959
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:25,000
 And he gives money over for what he's just picked up,

960
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,000
 because we've just seen what he's doing.

961
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:30,000
 So we understand he's a street dealer,

962
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000
 and then we've got the other dealer up there

963
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000
 who's getting the biggest stuff in, obviously.

964
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:38,000
 You all know listeners, you all know how drug dealing works, I'm sure.

965
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,000
 And they're all out there playing, guys.

966
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:42,000
 We meet Sonny, he's the main guy who's an Xboxer,

967
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,000
 played by Gary Stratch, he's an Xboxer.

968
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,000
 Now, I was wondering if he was going to say to them

969
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:51,000
 like, what happened, but he's too cool, flat, and doesn't,

970
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,000
 but he does tell, obviously, the poor no brothers.

971
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:56,000
 Well, he doesn't think about it too much, does he?

972
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,000
 Because it was a one-off thing, and that's kind of it.

973
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,000
 But when he comes out of the club--

974
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:05,000
 Yeah, but he also has to keep a slight level of hardness about him.

975
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,000
 The reason he tells the poor no brothers

976
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,000
 is because the second part happens.

977
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,000
 Of course, but he does still have to keep a certain level

978
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,000
 to these other guys, because they would say to him,

979
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,000
 "What didn't you fucking do, something about it?"

980
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,000
 And then he looks at his weakness.

981
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:23,000
 So he comes out of the club where he's just met his boss, Sonny,

982
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000
 they've done a hundred money and drugs over it,

983
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,000
 and as he comes back out, who's waiting for him

984
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,000
 at the corner in the alleyway?

985
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,000
 Fucking panic on the door.

986
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000
 No, the corner at the right, at the bottom of the stairs

987
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000
 where the door is, literally just says,

988
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000
 "All right, mate, right, straight, right, right,

989
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,000
 "I'm so sorry about earlier."

990
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,000
 And it was so okay.

991
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,000
 And then it was so okay.

992
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,000
 "Move from me, I'm so rude of me, I'm so sorry about that."

993
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,000
 And it's obviously would take you off guard completely,

994
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000
 because, first of all, you intimidate,

995
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000
 and then you notice it, it's no everybody in town,

996
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000
 who's this guy today, and it's getting intimidate,

997
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000
 and then all of a sudden it's even more so,

998
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000
 it's been like, "What is this game? What's going on?"

999
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000
 It's gonna throw you off.

1000
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000
 He shakes his hand, he says, "I'm Richard, I'm so sorry.

1001
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000
 "What was your name, I think, Catch it."

1002
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,000
 And he goes, "I'm a rugby."

1003
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,000
 And he goes, "No, what's your real name?"

1004
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,000
 And he goes, "That is my name, rugby."

1005
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,000
 And he goes, "Oh, again, rugby, I'm so sorry about that."

1006
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000
 It's so funny the way he does that.

1007
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:14,000
 So this script was not locked in, I reckon it.

1008
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,000
 It was there, certainly.

1009
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:20,000
 If Paddy's starring in it and he wrote it, he can ad lib shit.

1010
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:23,000
 And this film is like 60% ad libbed.

1011
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,000
 That's what I'm just gonna say, because...

1012
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:28,000
 The trivia says, you know, most of the scenes

1013
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000
 that involve the henchman or ad libbed,

1014
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:34,000
 which is why some of it, the actin is a little ropey at times.

1015
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,000
 But, so it makes it so much more realistic.

1016
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,000
 But that's why it feels more realistic, you're right.

1017
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,000
 That's why it's...

1018
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,000
 Don't think it is acting, think it is ad libbing, because it is...

1019
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:48,000
 It's kind of like how I like making foul fruit films and things.

1020
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:51,000
 I love this kind of loose, loose.

1021
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:54,000
 You've got a script locked in, but really it's just beats.

1022
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000
 Yeah, get from A to B, make sure the story's told.

1023
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:59,000
 Well, Herbie leaves this weird scene now,

1024
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,000
 where this guy's approached him for the second time.

1025
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,000
 Yeah, as he leaves, he runs off round the corner.

1026
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,000
 He gets to the end of the alley and he likes to...

1027
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:08,000
 Wait until you're round the corner, that is showing weakness.

1028
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000
 Like, you know, when he gets back to his mate's house...

1029
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,000
 But Paddy's character, Richard, would have been laughing.

1030
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:17,000
 He definitely would have smoked if he saw him run round the corner.

1031
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:21,000
 This next scene really reminds me of our humour, Hugh and I,

1032
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:24,000
 because we got a sauce and tough to the other henchmen now and then...

1033
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:30,000
 No, actually, no, I think that's actually a disc, a disc to both you and I.

1034
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:35,000
 I know people like this where you're just like, fuck, or is it's almost...

1035
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:38,000
 I've been in like the van, the work van with these guys,

1036
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,000
 and it's just like, oh my god, your jokes are just so bad.

1037
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:45,000
 Stop it now. Not every word has to be a joke.

1038
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,000
 But what they're doing is these two.

1039
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,000
 Everything.

1040
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,000
 Just before Herbie comes in, they've got a couple of porn omags each.

1041
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:55,000
 And they are literally just reading like story headlines each of them.

1042
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:58,000
 They're characters in a Ricky Gervais show.

1043
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:02,000
 Or they remind me of like...

1044
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000
 I don't know, lots of shows like Spaced.

1045
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:08,000
 They could be in lots of British shows, you know what I mean?

1046
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:11,000
 But they're reading these porn omagazine each of them.

1047
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,000
 One of them was said to the other one.

1048
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:17,000
 I let five men rim me in one night and the other one go, oh, did you?

1049
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,000
 Yeah, me.

1050
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,000
 And that's the joke show.

1051
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,000
 I like four cucks up me at once.

1052
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,000
 Do you? Yeah.

1053
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000
 And they're just reading these headlines.

1054
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:28,000
 The thing is though, these guys, what you say there,

1055
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:32,000
 29, 28, 29, 30, you think one?

1056
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000
 Yeah, they're two old, we're doing this shit on that.

1057
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:38,000
 They're two old, we'll be sitting there of an afternoon in the week.

1058
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000
 I know, it's a sunny afternoon in the week.

1059
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,000
 Both sitting there looking at porn omags each.

1060
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,000
 What's going on with you guys?

1061
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,000
 What point did you go?

1062
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000
 Should we have a read of some porn?

1063
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,000
 Yeah, let's do that.

1064
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,000
 Like, this is really weird guys.

1065
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,000
 Why don't you go and get a job or something?

1066
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,000
 Well, Herbie arrives and he says, all right, God's,

1067
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,000
 God's skin up, come on, get a split on the go.

1068
01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,000
 Get a joint on the go.

1069
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:02,000
 Listen, I want to tell you something that happens today.

1070
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:07,000
 And what I like about this movie is almost like you feel like

1071
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,000
 you're the fucking flyin' the wall CCTV for each time.

1072
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,000
 Straight away, I'm just like, because I love the way it's done this film.

1073
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,000
 Straight away, you can follow it so much.

1074
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,000
 You're like, is he going to exaggerate?

1075
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,000
 Because I know people like this.

1076
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:21,000
 Is he going to exaggerate the story and make him say it was really hard?

1077
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,000
 And he does a little bit, but does still keep looking.

1078
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:27,000
 Yeah, he makes him say in slightly less whimpy.

1079
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:30,000
 And it just comes across so realistic again as well, yeah.

1080
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:33,000
 But he says to them what happened and he says, then he's found me again.

1081
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,000
 And he's come up to me and said, sorry.

1082
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,000
 And they were like, what, that's fucking weird.

1083
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,000
 You know him.

1084
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,000
 And he's like, I've been racking my brains, racking my brains all the way here.

1085
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000
 Honestly, racking my brains.

1086
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,000
 And I do think, I know who it is.

1087
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,000
 And I'm like, what is it?

1088
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,000
 And he goes, it's Richard.

1089
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,000
 And they go, Richard.

1090
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,000
 Yeah.

1091
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,000
 Anthony's brother, Richard.

1092
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,000
 Soon as I say this.

1093
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000
 Soon as I say that, Anthony.

1094
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,000
 Everybody's being rich.

1095
01:03:56,000 --> 01:04:01,000
 As a viewer first time around, you don't know what's happening because you don't know this of, yeah.

1096
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:04,000
 You're just kind of just been introduced to these characters.

1097
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:09,000
 And then it goes straight into footage of him getting wasted.

1098
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:14,000
 Anthony, with all of these guys we've been introduced to.

1099
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:19,000
 Yeah, so I put black and white, I put here flashback the physical abuse start.

1100
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,000
 So they make him do drugs.

1101
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,000
 They force him.

1102
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:24,000
 They literally hold him down and make him do bongs.

1103
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,000
 He's coughing.

1104
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,000
 He doesn't really want to do it.

1105
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:30,000
 But then he's stoned and he's laughing and they're all taking the piss.

1106
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:33,000
 They're really all like gathered random all of these guys.

1107
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:35,000
 And this is where it starts really, you know.

1108
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,000
 It's going to be.

1109
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,000
 And we keep going back and it gets worse, you know.

1110
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,000
 So we call to work.

1111
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,000
 We cut back now to Richard and Anthony.

1112
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:44,000
 You know, Anthony's like, I don't want to go Richard.

1113
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:47,000
 Well, they're sat at the barn and he says, what do you think of the town?

1114
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:50,000
 And Richard and Richard says, well, it's still a shit hole.

1115
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,000
 It hasn't changed.

1116
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:54,000
 But I've got to go back in a minute to sort some business out.

1117
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,000
 Right, Anthony?

1118
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:58,000
 And this is where he says, I don't want to go Richard.

1119
01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,000
 He said, that's okay.

1120
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,000
 You don't have to go this time.

1121
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,000
 Finger was though.

1122
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:03,000
 So he said that this time round.

1123
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,000
 I was like, because I've seen this for probably 20 years.

1124
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,000
 So he said that this time round.

1125
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:08,000
 I was just like, yes.

1126
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,000
 What a sin.

1127
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:10,000
 He says business.

1128
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000
 No, not that.

1129
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:15,000
 It's just when he says, I don't want to, I don't want to go to town.

1130
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,000
 He goes, no, you can stay here.

1131
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:20,000
 It's like, no, it's like leaving the kids at home.

1132
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,000
 I'm going to town.

1133
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,000
 It's this.

1134
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,000
 You know that what's going to happen?

1135
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,000
 Oh shit, it's gas mark time.

1136
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,000
 It's the elephant at the window.

1137
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:30,000
 So we cut back to drug party.

1138
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,000
 And we've got a herobie.

1139
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:36,000
 We've got a sauce and tough and they're all snorting coats.

1140
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:39,000
 Smoking weed, drinking vodka and any other cheat drink they can.

1141
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,000
 You know the porn video take.

1142
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,000
 Because it's back in the day.

1143
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,000
 Obviously it's going to be video take.

1144
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,000
 So I'll watch this on the video tape.

1145
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,000
 You know the porn video tape will come on and then one from midnight.

1146
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:51,000
 You joke it off over there, you dirty bastard.

1147
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:54,000
 And they do this thing where they try and get it.

1148
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:57,000
 I've got a new type of coke.

1149
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:01,000
 See if you can guess where it's from and one of the guys sniff it and he goes, oh, I'm not sure that's an unusual one.

1150
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,000
 He goes, let me give you a clue.

1151
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:09,000
 It's Italian and then eventually he tells him he's actually just snorted parmesan cheese.

1152
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:12,000
 So these are the sort of jokes that they're playing on each other.

1153
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,000
 I missed that.

1154
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,000
 Yeah, he says, it's fucking parmesan.

1155
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:18,000
 You fucking bat your dirty bastard.

1156
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,000
 Can't believe you did that to me.

1157
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,000
 But he just laughs at it and then goes, right, get the real coke.

1158
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,000
 Come on, let's get on all these drugs.

1159
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,000
 And then I just like getting on it.

1160
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,000
 This sucks fucking losers.

1161
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,000
 Yeah, herbie says, I've got to go guys anyway.

1162
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,000
 I'm having a good party, but I've got to go and see Sonny again.

1163
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:34,000
 So I'll see you guys tomorrow.

1164
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,000
 I'll see you later.

1165
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:40,000
 When I first watched this, my all my mates were all just sitting there watching it.

1166
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:44,000
 And they just say, oh, that's just like the visions and not the visions.

1167
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:49,000
 The visuals of the dude, the gas mask then literally walks down the corner.

1168
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:53,000
 And we're like on the side looking with him.

1169
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:54,000
 Like the fuck.

1170
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:55,000
 Well, let's describe it then.

1171
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:56,000
 So we're in a block of flats.

1172
01:06:56,000 --> 01:07:02,000
 So he heads out of the flat and heads down to the door that leads you out onto the car park.

1173
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:05,000
 And as he gets to that door, what does he see then, Gavin?

1174
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:08,000
 Please describe what he sees on the other side of that door.

1175
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:12,000
 Basically, it's just a dude just standing there.

1176
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,000
 Oh, we don't know it's a dude.

1177
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:19,000
 It's a figure to stand in there with a really pale round gas mask of two big old eyes

1178
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:25,000
 in a real long pointed squared off a plus rounded but squared off nose that comes down.

1179
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:29,000
 Kind of like a Star Wars figure almost types of it.

1180
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:32,000
 And he's got his green army jacket on his arm.

1181
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:35,000
 Gas mask is really weird looking.

1182
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:38,000
 And the green jacket completely done up.

1183
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:43,000
 And bear a bear reminder that her bees also been smoking, drinking and snorting for the last couple of hours.

1184
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,000
 So he's a little bit skewie anyway.

1185
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:50,000
 Doesn't he have something with him like a weapon?

1186
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,000
 Yes, he has got something, hasn't he?

1187
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,000
 Because he bangs on the glass and says, come here.

1188
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,000
 I know he just points.

1189
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,000
 He doesn't say anything.

1190
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:57,000
 He just points to him.

1191
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,000
 Yeah, and reckons him out.

1192
01:07:58,000 --> 01:07:59,000
 I'm looking at the picture.

1193
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,000
 And this, this would.

1194
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:07,000
 This outfit now is definitely inspiration from Shane Meadows and Paddy.

1195
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:12,000
 Would have definitely have watched a gritty 80s slasher.

1196
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:16,000
 Because it really reminds me of some of those video nasty slasher.

1197
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:19,000
 I'm looking at a prowler or something like that.

1198
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:24,000
 I'm looking at a black and white photograph of him standing in a corridor with the ax

1199
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,000
 like he's just walking along.

1200
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,000
 It must be someone just taking a photograph.

1201
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,000
 It looks fucking scary.

1202
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:30,000
 Is it all grainy and shit?

1203
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:36,000
 It's also a little bit like bloody Valentine that the miner from that as well.

1204
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,000
 Yeah, because you can't see the features like you say,

1205
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,000
 it's just these big round eyes.

1206
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,000
 Love I see her beach it's himself.

1207
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:45,000
 He runs back upstairs and he says to the guys,

1208
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:49,000
 there's someone out there a fucking elephant or something out there.

1209
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,000
 You've got to come with me.

1210
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,000
 You've got to come with me.

1211
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,000
 I love this bit of elephant.

1212
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:58,000
 The thing is, they've been smoking bombs doing their junk.

1213
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,000
 He comes out of the first thing because they, he turns,

1214
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:05,000
 jumps into the room and they're jumping around to sing and dance in.

1215
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,000
 It's stupid fucking stuff.

1216
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:10,000
 They're like, were you talking about my fucking elephant?

1217
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:14,000
 They're pissed off that they're kind of ruining his heart, their heart.

1218
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:15,000
 So they all run out.

1219
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,000
 He says come with me.

1220
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,000
 They're so annoyed that they've got to go out.

1221
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:23,000
 But they're also good friends enough that they all go out to fight whatever this elephant thing is.

1222
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:24,000
 Which sounds insane.

1223
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:27,000
 So they all go out and there's no one out there, of course, he's gone.

1224
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:28,000
 And they go, what are we going to do?

1225
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,000
 I don't know, fucking weird.

1226
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,000
 Let's go back up.

1227
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:37,000
 They go back up to the flat and it's been completely ransacked.

1228
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:40,000
 I did feed our comment by I saw what the meaning of that.

1229
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,000
 What is the meaning of that word?

1230
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,000
 So he's written chain smoking on the wall.

1231
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:44,000
 CHEYNE.

1232
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,000
 Sorry, chain stoking.

1233
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:53,000
 So chain stoking is the pattern of breathing that you have as you start passing away.

1234
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:58,000
 So in hospital, when your breathing changes to a certain pattern,

1235
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:00,000
 it's called chain stoking.

1236
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:03,000
 So it means you're definitely on your way out, sadly.

1237
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:08,000
 So he's written that on the wall, which basically means you guys are on your way out.

1238
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,000
 They don't understand it.

1239
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:10,000
 They just see the right hand on the wall.

1240
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:15,000
 They see their flat, their apartment has been completely trashed.

1241
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:17,000
 Then it strikes them.

1242
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:20,000
 Oh shit, where is sunny strokes?

1243
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,000
 Well, what do you mean?

1244
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,000
 Well, you left them on the table.

1245
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,000
 Yeah, now you took them with you.

1246
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:25,000
 They're not with me.

1247
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,000
 They must have fallen down the back of the couch.

1248
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:29,000
 And they start tearing the flat apart and they realise

1249
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:33,000
 they are fucked because I don't know how much it was,

1250
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:36,000
 probably a few underpainted with, but this guy's sunny, isn't a nice guy.

1251
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:41,000
 And they have lost all of his drugs and they're going to have to explain it to him.

1252
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:42,000
 Oh shit.

1253
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:45,000
 Yeah, they're pretty much fucked by seeing their...

1254
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:48,000
 And he's just like, I'm not going out, I'm staying here.

1255
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:52,000
 And he won't leave the first drug dealer.

1256
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,000
 So in the morning, though.

1257
01:10:54,000 --> 01:11:01,000
 Well, we also see now that gas mask is spying on one of the other guys.

1258
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,000
 Oh yeah, yeah.

1259
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,000
 And he's got a hammer.

1260
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,000
 He's got a hammer.

1261
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:07,000
 So he's just like...

1262
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,000
 It's brutal.

1263
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,000
 Yeah.

1264
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:15,000
 So he breaks into this guy's house and he's asleep on the couch, doesn't he?

1265
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,000
 He passed out.

1266
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:18,000
 Yeah.

1267
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,000
 And you think he's going to smash his head in there?

1268
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:23,000
 They're all such fucking waste as all these guys, aren't they?

1269
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,000
 But he ditched one of them, is a fucking loser.

1270
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:29,000
 But he doesn't smash his head in with the hammer while they're sleeping on the couch, these two.

1271
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:33,000
 This is gypsy, gypsy John and Big Owl, this is.

1272
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:37,000
 So what he does is, instead he pulls that kind of spray paint.

1273
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:40,000
 And even that doesn't wake them up, because they're so wasted.

1274
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,000
 And that's all we see.

1275
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,000
 It's out of my head.

1276
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,000
 We're going to find out what he did to the minute moment.

1277
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:50,000
 We're back with the first three dealers, the porn brothers and the fucking dealer.

1278
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:53,000
 And all of a sudden there's a knock at the door and it's these...

1279
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,000
 Why not?

1280
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,000
 It's not just a knock at the door.

1281
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:58,000
 7.30am it says on the screen.

1282
01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,000
 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1283
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:00,000
 Yeah, knock.

1284
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,000
 Hip-Hit, hip-Hot, blaring.

1285
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,000
 And what are they driving?

1286
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,000
 Citroen Dolly.

1287
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,000
 Well, no, it's not just yet.

1288
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:09,000
 Because they've had those, the other two have just turned up at their flat saying, "What the fuck have you done to us?"

1289
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:12,000
 Oh no, that's in a moment.

1290
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:14,000
 They go rain to sunny, first of all.

1291
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:17,000
 Yeah, no, no, no, because you've got the other two come along.

1292
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,000
 It's all five of them go, don't they?

1293
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,000
 Oh no, you're right.

1294
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:20,000
 What?

1295
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,000
 Absolutely, okay, fine.

1296
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:24,000
 So, so the hip-Hot Citroen, the hip-Hot Citroen.

1297
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,000
 So it's 7.30am in the morning.

1298
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:28,000
 You've got three of them crammed into this Citroen Dolly.

1299
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,000
 And they're all wrapped around.

1300
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:32,000
 If you don't put the car in, it's a Patrick car.

1301
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:33,000
 Ridiculous.

1302
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:37,000
 But apparently they borrowed it from a friend of theirs and that's how they saved money.

1303
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:41,000
 And they thought we just added to the craziness of these baddies.

1304
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:44,000
 Okay, it just makes them more losers.

1305
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:45,000
 Yeah.

1306
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:48,000
 I really, silly kind of.

1307
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:50,000
 You can tell this guy's like the leader.

1308
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:54,000
 He's like the one in all in black leather jacket, black slicked hair.

1309
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,000
 He's like something out of these vendors.

1310
01:12:56,000 --> 01:13:01,000
 Yeah, he's like kind of that sort of assertive type guy.

1311
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,000
 He's a dominant man.

1312
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:09,000
 You know, if we know who he is, we sort of seen him a little bit earlier when he was taking the collecting the money up above the snuggle.

1313
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,000
 Anyway, turn up, they knock at the door.

1314
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:16,000
 And this gag was done in trailer part boys as well, which is really good because Julian had it done to him.

1315
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:18,000
 And then no one told him for a long time.

1316
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:20,000
 They hear from their side.

1317
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:21,000
 So they're banging on the door.

1318
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:22,000
 Bear in mind, it's 7.30 in the morning.

1319
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:23,000
 So they're waiting for the camera.

1320
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:27,000
 We're on the side of those guys waiting for the door to open.

1321
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,000
 He's going, "Oh, that fuck's fucking a mic."

1322
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:30,000
 "Do it, this fucking a morning."

1323
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:33,000
 So open door and he's going to be really fucking pissed off.

1324
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:37,000
 Open's up the door and I've got a picture of it on open hair.

1325
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:41,000
 He's got mascara all over his face.

1326
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:45,000
 He's got rosy, big, rosy red cheeks.

1327
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,000
 Like a clown.

1328
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,000
 Big, thick red clown lipstick.

1329
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:51,000
 And he's got blue mascara underneath his eyebrows.

1330
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,000
 He looks ridiculous.

1331
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,000
 But he doesn't know this.

1332
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,000
 So he's a fucking...

1333
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,000
 He's open to the job.

1334
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,000
 He's open to the job.

1335
01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:59,000
 He's open to the job.

1336
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,000
 He's open to the job.

1337
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:02,000
 Because they're like, "Oh, because they're...

1338
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:03,000
 This place...

1339
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:05,000
 This is like your film got hit.

1340
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,000
 This place out on so many levels, how great.

1341
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:11,000
 Because their first thing is we don't know.

1342
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:13,000
 Like we're so worried.

1343
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:17,000
 Our worrying concern about losing that money over towers.

1344
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,000
 The fact that he's got clown makeup on.

1345
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,000
 Yeah, that thing can...

1346
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,000
 Is this just what he does in the privacy of his own home?

1347
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,000
 It's not saying anything yet.

1348
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:26,000
 That's what's so good.

1349
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:28,000
 And they don't say anything.

1350
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:30,000
 And this is where he needs to trick.

1351
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:32,000
 Because in trailer part boys they do this.

1352
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:35,000
 And they get to point their junior looks in the rearview movies.

1353
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:37,000
 And they say, "What the fuck?

1354
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,000
 Then you fucking guys tell me, I did some of my fight.

1355
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,000
 We don't see that."

1356
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:41,000
 And it's such a mess.

1357
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,000
 I think it...

1358
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,000
 Oh no, I think it plays better in this though.

1359
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:47,000
 Because we get a little bit more where he keeps saying to her,

1360
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:49,000
 "Was it you that knocked on my drink?"

1361
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,000
 "It wasn't me. It wasn't me, Sonny."

1362
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,000
 And he's like, "Oh, fucking music."

1363
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,000
 "It wasn't me, Sonny."

1364
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,000
 And they're still scared of him.

1365
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:57,000
 And they don't say it about his makeup.

1366
01:14:57,000 --> 01:15:01,000
 And then the next scene is the three of them are sat on the sofa waiting for Sonny to come back downstairs.

1367
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:05,000
 And he's wiping his face and they go, "You still got a little bit, just a little bit."

1368
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,000
 "That's it, you got it now."

1369
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:09,000
 So I like that we haven't seen that they've told me yet.

1370
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,000
 Okay, all right.

1371
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:13,000
 And then they just add this comedy...

1372
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:19,000
 Like if anyone that's seen the League of Jensmen, it's that type of weird dark humor.

1373
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,000
 It's just very strange.

1374
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,000
 Oh, it's great humor.

1375
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:23,000
 It's not even that dark.

1376
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,000
 It's cracking humor.

1377
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,000
 That is.

1378
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,000
 It's good.

1379
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:29,000
 But the thing is though, we know now that they've had the discussion and said to him,

1380
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:31,000
 but we didn't see it.

1381
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,000
 The drugs have gone.

1382
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,000
 But the worst.

1383
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:35,000
 So he comes back in and says, "Right, explain to me again."

1384
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:38,000
 And this is our info dump to see that again for the audience.

1385
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:43,000
 Or just before that, again, just before he comes back in the room, they're reading a porn mic.

1386
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:46,000
 And they're reading out, they're like, "What does that mean?

1387
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,000
 Does that mean, what does Alfresco mean?

1388
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:49,000
 I like it Alfresco.

1389
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:52,000
 Does that mean, I think it means that the RCA means that the RCA means that the RCA.

1390
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:56,000
 So you've got them still, they're looking at porn mics waiting for Sonny to come back in the room.

1391
01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:58,000
 They definitely don't have girlfriends.

1392
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:01,000
 They're definitely not, not that they don't pay for.

1393
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,000
 No.

1394
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:05,000
 A little side scene.

1395
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:09,000
 We see Richard showing Anthony.

1396
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:12,000
 Look, this is what I've taken from them.

1397
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,000
 That's mushrooms, that's acid.

1398
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:16,000
 You know, I've got all these different drugs.

1399
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:18,000
 I'm going to make someone in a bag bag.

1400
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:20,000
 I'm going to send them all to space.

1401
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,000
 And I won't wait to get it.

1402
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,000
 There's no coming back from this spaceship trip.

1403
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:26,000
 Is there Anthony's going?

1404
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:28,000
 No way Richard.

1405
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:29,000
 No.

1406
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:34,000
 So he's mixing all of these mushrooms and acid and weed and coat and everything into a very big bag.

1407
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:36,000
 And he just pours it all into one bag.

1408
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,000
 So we see him doing that.

1409
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:40,000
 He's just saying to him, "They're going to go space.

1410
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:42,000
 They ain't coming back."

1411
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,000
 And they're sort of stuff.

1412
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:45,000
 So what the fuck?

1413
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:47,000
 So cut back to Sunny.

1414
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:49,000
 And they're discussing what is going on.

1415
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:51,000
 Sonny's obviously extremely pissed off.

1416
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,000
 He doesn't leave, obviously.

1417
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:55,000
 But I'm not surprised because he's fainted, though.

1418
01:16:55,000 --> 01:17:00,000
 So someone has broken into his house and done that, which does give them a slight gale of joke.

1419
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:03,000
 Well, he says, "Early come with me."

1420
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:07,000
 He takes her to the hallway and he says, "Tell me what the fuck's going on then."

1421
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,000
 And he goes, "Oh, okay.

1422
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,000
 I saw this elephant man the last night."

1423
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:16,000
 And in the other room, it cuts back in the other guy's going, "Oh, I told him not to mention the fucking elephant."

1424
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:18,000
 Why is he telling him about the elephant?

1425
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,000
 That's going to wind him up even more.

1426
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:24,000
 Because the last thing you want to do is tell this guy, "I saw like an elephant-faced man last night."

1427
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:27,000
 And then he ran, sucked off flat.

1428
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:29,000
 But he tells him it.

1429
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,000
 And Sunny actually starts to believe him a bit.

1430
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:33,000
 You know, he's like, "Oh, tell me more."

1431
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:37,000
 Then he does say, like, you know, we think it could be Anthony's brother.

1432
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:40,000
 And then it goes to him again.

1433
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:43,000
 But this is one point here where the film gods definitely are not shining.

1434
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:47,000
 Fucking get rid of the accordion in the soundtrack.

1435
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,000
 It's so annoying.

1436
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:50,000
 Oh, I know what you need.

1437
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:51,000
 So depressing.

1438
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:54,000
 Please get rid of the accordion.

1439
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:57,000
 You could easily put some strings or piano would have worked very well.

1440
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:58,000
 Not the accordion.

1441
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,000
 Yeah, I get that actually.

1442
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,000
 That's a good show.

1443
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,000
 Oh, sure.

1444
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,000
 Yeah.

1445
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:07,000
 Well, we get another flashback now because again, more people have been told about Anthony.

1446
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:08,000
 I don't think he's brother.

1447
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:11,000
 And accordion's welcome in any film.

1448
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:12,000
 Hmm.

1449
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:14,000
 You're probably right.

1450
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,000
 Just like bagpipes.

1451
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:19,000
 If any audience, audience, listen.

1452
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:23,000
 If any of you can prove be wrong, please do.

1453
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:26,000
 Examples of really great accordion music and films.

1454
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:32,000
 There's literally no way anyone's going to be able to prove that.

1455
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,000
 I guarantee it.

1456
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:44,000
 Well, we get another flashback now where Sunni then calls Anthony a retard.

1457
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:46,000
 Obviously, it's not a nice word.

1458
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:48,000
 And we get more.

1459
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,000
 He's now psychologically bullying him telling him he's thick.

1460
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,000
 He's stupid.

1461
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:56,000
 This is this is the main guy just with hit Anthony in the room and.

1462
01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:57,000
 In the kitchen.

1463
01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:00,000
 This is where it's you can see where humanity could be the most horrible.

1464
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:05,000
 It can because he's not doing this for attention for other people to look good.

1465
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,000
 He's doing this for his own grasp.

1466
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,000
 He's really drunk as well.

1467
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:10,000
 And he's trying to get into suck his dick.

1468
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,000
 And if he doesn't, he's going to smack him up.

1469
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:15,000
 Yeah, well, he slaps a map out of advertising is.

1470
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,000
 I've got a game to play with you.

1471
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:20,000
 The game is to be the sat my dick.

1472
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:24,000
 And if you don't sat my dick, then the mystery prize is you sat my dick.

1473
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:28,000
 And then he says, you know what your brother went to the army to get away from his retarded brother.

1474
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:31,000
 That's why he's really, he's really sent on this to a gritty.

1475
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:36,000
 And Paul Anthony, having the mind of a child, is really just sort of thinking, is this true?

1476
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:37,000
 Is this what happened?

1477
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:39,000
 Like, what's all this you're telling me?

1478
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:41,000
 Then he punches him and knocks him out, doesn't he?

1479
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,000
 Yeah, then for example.

1480
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:46,000
 Yeah, then for example, a source point of water over man, a source point of him.

1481
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:50,000
 And it's just pure, believe in this horrible, believe in this.

1482
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:54,000
 It's just, it's, it's, I know this sort of stuff as well.

1483
01:19:54,000 --> 01:20:03,000
 I know, I don't know if, but he's as bad of this, but I know of this sort of, you know, it's just where it's pure.

1484
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:10,000
 Well, this is why psychological bullying can be as, and this is both, but it can be as bad as physical as well.

1485
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:13,000
 In this case, Paul Anthony's getting both.

1486
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:16,000
 Meanwhile, this is flip, though, flip, flip the door.

1487
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:23,000
 Let's see, it's absolutely because Richard finds an axe and he says, oh, look at that, Anthony.

1488
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:25,000
 Oh, it's a bit blunt. Don't go, I can remember that though.

1489
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,000
 You could still look at yourself on that.

1490
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:33,000
 It's still looking at his brother, but he's found a fucking big axe, which I'm sure he can sharpen up because he's a man of the army.

1491
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:36,000
 Looking at Alfred's brother is not actually there.

1492
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,000
 Yes.

1493
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:45,000
 So, the gang carry on discussing what's going on and all of a sudden, two other six turn up, Gypsy John and big, big alternate.

1494
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:57,000
 The guys who are the last time you saw them, a kind of spring paint was being shaken and they assume that so's tough and herbie have pranked them because one of them said his head sprayed.

1495
01:20:57,000 --> 01:21:05,000
 Purple or something and the other one said, big, what a knob or something sprayed on his, the back of his, he said, it's got to be 200 pounds.

1496
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:08,000
 This suit, you've read a knob on the back of it.

1497
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:15,000
 And they're like, well, wasn't me. It wasn't me because Sonny's there and he says, guys, calm down. It wasn't them. Same things happen to me.

1498
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:17,000
 They start discussing Richard then.

1499
01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:20,000
 So, he's some kind of a commando man.

1500
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:28,000
 Okay, oh my god, right, he knows some shit and they realize that actually this guy can get in and out of the houses without them detecting him.

1501
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:30,000
 He's managed to do all this shit to them.

1502
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:38,000
 What else could he do? This might be quite serious now at this point, especially with what we're learning through flashbacks that they did to Anthony.

1503
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:41,000
 And the next thing he says is, where's the girl?

1504
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:43,000
 We need to get the girl.

1505
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:45,000
 What was her name? We need to speak to her.

1506
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:54,000
 And we need to make sure that she doesn't tell anybody anything as well. So there was a girl involved at some point as well, which we'll see in a moment.

1507
01:21:54,000 --> 01:22:07,000
 Which is the next flashback, which is where they find out that Anthony is a virgin and they essentially force a girl to go upstairs while he's asleep in the bed and get it on with him.

1508
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:25,000
 Basically, raping him, I guess you could say, because he kind of went with it a bit towards the end, but again, it's just really abusive and incredibly humiliating because they all come upstairs and watch the last few seconds of it from the outside of the door.

1509
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:31,000
 And then when it's all done and dusted, as in when he's shot his load, they all come in the room going, "YEEE!"

1510
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:37,000
 And then they give him drinks and more splits and more drugs.

1511
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:45,000
 I think when a younger watcher, it was just like the fact that they just said to this girl, "Go now, sex."

1512
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:52,000
 But then that gives you more of a backstory for her because you're like, "So she just has sex with any of them all the time?"

1513
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:57,000
 And then it goes to like, "Why, like Anthony, why is she hanging out with them?"

1514
01:22:57,000 --> 01:23:03,000
 And then it goes further into the psychological that, "She's got no one else and that gives them the sex."

1515
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:09,000
 But she's also scared to not hang out with them because he does say to her, "If you don't, he threatens her, I can't remember how I be."

1516
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:13,000
 He says to her, "If you don't go in there and do it."

1517
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:19,000
 So we cut back to present day and I absolutely love this fucking scene.

1518
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:25,000
 Probably one of the best scenes with Paddy in it, which is they're all driving along five of them.

1519
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:31,000
 Did you say very quickly that he visited her, that Aidee?

1520
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:34,000
 That hasn't come up yet. That comes up in a moment.

1521
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:38,000
 The way tip is at her, all rammed and crammed in a car together.

1522
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:40,000
 And as they're driving along, Richard...

1523
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:43,000
 No, they did. They do see her first before.

1524
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:46,000
 Okay, that's...

1525
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:48,000
 But I've got it later in my nose.

1526
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:52,000
 I'm talking about the bit where they were actually going round to the girls' house.

1527
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:56,000
 They just been showing who had sex with her. They show her now.

1528
01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:58,000
 And they knock on the door and stuff.

1529
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:01,000
 And they treat her like shit and they play with their kids a bit.

1530
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:05,000
 That's her mum. So they ask where she is.

1531
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:08,000
 And her mum says, "She's not... I don't know where she is."

1532
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:12,000
 And they almost beat her up. The girl's mum.

1533
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:14,000
 No, that's her. Now.

1534
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:16,000
 That's her. Yeah.

1535
01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:17,000
 I thought that was her mum.

1536
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:19,000
 I've got her outside in the head of where they're playing around with her kids.

1537
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:20,000
 No, that's her, now.

1538
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:24,000
 Oh, it's horrible. So I wouldn't look that's even Sonny's kid, you know?

1539
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:26,000
 I don't know. No, because she's...

1540
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:29,000
 No, because... Yeah, no, I don't actually don't show who she's with.

1541
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:32,000
 Sorry, you are right. But yeah, on the way back from there,

1542
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:33,000
 then they're driving along.

1543
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:34,000
 This is great.

1544
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:37,000
 They're feeling good because they've just beaten up a girl pretty much.

1545
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:39,000
 Yeah, they're twats.

1546
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:42,000
 And they basically know that this dude's after them.

1547
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:45,000
 So they're like, "Oh, son, they're just going along the road."

1548
01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:47,000
 And he's just... And this is great though.

1549
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:51,000
 He's standing there, hands in pockets, no, without a room with camera,

1550
01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:53,000
 standing next to him.

1551
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:56,000
 And the car comes on and they're like, "I know, they slam."

1552
01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:58,000
 What? I hardly say slam the brakes on.

1553
01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:00,000
 He says to Anthony, go and stand on the corner over there.

1554
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:05,000
 Yeah, and make the brother go off in the foreground, the background.

1555
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:08,000
 And in the foreground, it is Richard standing there.

1556
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:11,000
 And I love this, though, because this is the point where you get like

1557
01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:14,000
 the certain points in movies where it's good matchups, team ups, things like that.

1558
01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:17,000
 This is like Paddy is a force to be reckoned with.

1559
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:19,000
 This is like a western now, isn't it?

1560
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:21,000
 And this is the other guy who's like the one which we've established

1561
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:26,000
 is the cool-lever guy who's the big dealies, the one who's like the hard guy, he's the leader.

1562
01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:31,000
 So he has... This is why this movie works so well on so many levels.

1563
01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:35,000
 He has to show his dominance in front of everyone in the car that he's the fucking man.

1564
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:40,000
 He also knows that this guy is not mucking around.

1565
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:45,000
 And he has to go up to him and just kind of... I love the fact he stands there, face to face, face to face,

1566
01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:50,000
 but then to make it easier, goes stands at the side like facing the road with him.

1567
01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:52,000
 And I actually thought that was quite good.

1568
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:54,000
 And I was just loving the dominance between the both.

1569
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,000
 Who's got the power and who hasn't?

1570
01:25:56,000 --> 01:26:01,000
 We come up to Paddy and he says, "Oh yeah, you're Richard and he goes, "Yeah."

1571
01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:07,000
 And he goes, "Did you come in my eye, sir?" And he goes, "Yeah, that was me."

1572
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:12,000
 And he goes, "Oh." And he suddenly thinks, "Fuck, I've got to change tactics here."

1573
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:14,000
 Because he straight away admitted he did it.

1574
01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:18,000
 So he says, "Do you like painting up men to look like women?"

1575
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:21,000
 And he doesn't really answer that.

1576
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:26,000
 And then he says, "What do you want?"

1577
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:28,000
 And he goes, "Don't you worry about it?"

1578
01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:32,000
 And he says, "Where are you staying?" He says, "No, I'm up at whatever the name of the farm is."

1579
01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:34,000
 "Why? You're going to come and see me?"

1580
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:37,000
 And he says, "We might do."

1581
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:41,000
 And he goes, "Oh, yeah, it does like a big fake shiver."

1582
01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:43,000
 "Oh, a lot of scared, yeah."

1583
01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:46,000
 And then he goes, "You don't seem very scared or intimidated."

1584
01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:50,000
 And Richard holds it as hand and he goes, "No, I'm fucking not. See my hand there."

1585
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:53,000
 And then he points to the palm of his hand and goes, "That's you, Lord."

1586
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:55,000
 Right there in the palm of my fucking hand.

1587
01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:57,000
 And I can fucking end you anytime I want.

1588
01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:59,000
 Yeah, I'm going to hit you all.

1589
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:01,000
 And he goes, "Oh, it sounds like a threat to me."

1590
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:04,000
 It's not a threat. It's far from fucking threats.

1591
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:08,000
 I can slice your fucking neck and your feet.

1592
01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:11,000
 What he says is, "I'm going to hit you all."

1593
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:14,000
 Not threatening you, mate. Beyond words.

1594
01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:16,000
 "Oh, it's just going for you."

1595
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:20,000
 When you slept, I was that close to slicing your neck.

1596
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:24,000
 You're there, mate. So, getting that car and fuck off.

1597
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:25,000
 It's just a...

1598
01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:27,000
 And you're just going to watch it.

1599
01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:29,000
 The others can't hear. They could just see them sort of...

1600
01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:32,000
 They're at the... He cuts them and they're like, "What's he saying?"

1601
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:33,000
 "Is he going to punch him?"

1602
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:34,000
 "What's he going on?"

1603
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:41,000
 And then when he starts coming back to the car, they're all going, "Why is he coming back? He's not done anything. What's the... What's coming on?"

1604
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:44,000
 And then everybody's walking back, he's just like, "Oh, God."

1605
01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:48,000
 Because he gets to the car and he's basically like, "We're going to have to fucking doom."

1606
01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:54,000
 Yeah, well, he gets back in the car and they go for a team meeting.

1607
01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:56,000
 I put there a gang meeting.

1608
01:27:56,000 --> 01:28:00,000
 They basically say, "Look, he means business. This is serious."

1609
01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:02,000
 And they go, "What can we do? He's not going to stop."

1610
01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:10,000
 And Sonny says, "I think the only thing we can do is drive out to that farm. One of us law him out of the barn."

1611
01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:12,000
 And we're just doing them. And they go, "What do you mean doing?"

1612
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:13,000
 And he goes, "We'll shoot him."

1613
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:14,000
 "Well, I've got to shoot him."

1614
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:16,000
 "I'll take a pop."

1615
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:18,000
 "No, I'll take a pop at him."

1616
01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:19,000
 And he goes, "What do you mean take a pop?"

1617
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:20,000
 And he goes, "We'll shoot him."

1618
01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:21,000
 "I've got to shoot him."

1619
01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:27,000
 Now, I love this bit because, "Okay, that guy is hanging out the main guy."

1620
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:31,000
 Has he been around that, has he killed someone? Absolutely not.

1621
01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:33,000
 I don't know. I think he might have done.

1622
01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:40,000
 No, I'm going to say definitely not, but he's probably known people who have.

1623
01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:45,000
 And it's been talked about and it doesn't kind of freak him too much.

1624
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:47,000
 Yeah, he's been around a lot of violence.

1625
01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:52,000
 So the Stona Pornobrothers in no way in their mind ever,

1626
01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:55,000
 did they wake up this morning as their stoners as they are,

1627
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:59,000
 just thinking that they're going to have to be involved in someone being killed.

1628
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:03,000
 Now just being involved, not even if you do it,

1629
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:06,000
 just being there and knowing about it and you don't go to please,

1630
01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:07,000
 you would go down.

1631
01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:09,000
 So you're already involved.

1632
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:13,000
 You're either going to go to prison or get away with it or and kill someone.

1633
01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:15,000
 So it's not good prospects either way.

1634
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:19,000
 Well, the last thing Stony says before one of them heads down to the toilet is,

1635
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:21,000
 look, he's not going away.

1636
01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:23,000
 So this is the only solution.

1637
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:25,000
 He's clearly not going away and he means business.

1638
01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:38,000
 So Herbie goes off to go to the toilet and he finds one of the big boys from earlier dead in the toilet with the words one dang written in blood on the wall.

1639
01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:40,000
 And this gets all slashery now, doesn't it?

1640
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:45,000
 Well, the thing is it's so good here because yeah, the best thing is that we know the slasher,

1641
01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:48,000
 we know we've got a team of people who are going to try and go against the slasher.

1642
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:49,000
 There's a lot better than me.

1643
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:51,000
 The Halloween kills, that's for sure.

1644
01:29:51,000 --> 01:30:00,000
 And I love the fact that he's upped it to say to them like,

1645
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:01,000
 I'm fucking going to do it.

1646
01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:03,000
 And he's snuck in there.

1647
01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:07,000
 Hammered this guy, killed him, wrote on the walls and snuck back out.

1648
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:09,000
 I think he asked him.

1649
01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:11,000
 Oh, okay.

1650
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:12,000
 Yeah, you're right.

1651
01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:18,000
 Because what he's done is just to make sure that they know that it was just that wasn't an empty promise that on the side of the road.

1652
01:30:18,000 --> 01:30:25,000
 He could have probably taken all of them out there if he wanted to because there's no way if he does a stunt into that room with a fucking X.

1653
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:27,000
 Fucking hell.

1654
01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:28,000
 That's a different feel.

1655
01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:29,000
 Like they would like to see it.

1656
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:31,000
 Yeah, they would be so freaked out.

1657
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:32,000
 They wouldn't know what to do.

1658
01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:34,000
 None of them are going to have like a gun or put out.

1659
01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:35,000
 Some of them would be too stoned.

1660
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:36,000
 They'd be like, fuck it out.

1661
01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:43,000
 One of them, one of them might have got out, but they would all, but so he, I think he could have probably taken them all out easily.

1662
01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:49,000
 Well, cut to the morning because they've all been up all night drinking and playing cards trying to get the red room.

1663
01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:50,000
 What they're going to be doing in the morning.

1664
01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:58,000
 Cut to the morning and we've got a beautiful focus on playing as the citron heads heads up to the old farm.

1665
01:30:58,000 --> 01:30:59,000
 And uh,

1666
01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:03,000
 Sonny pulls out a big word of cash.

1667
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:05,000
 The rules is going to be there.

1668
01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:10,000
 He's going there to give him some money, but obviously it's actually to pull him out so they can shoot him.

1669
01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:12,000
 Yeah, it gives a big word of cash.

1670
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:14,000
 This is a big owl.

1671
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:22,000
 This whole scene which plays out which I'll let you say it is just goes to show what fucking plongkas these guys are doing.

1672
01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:29,000
 This is like something from last of the summer wine if it was like, it's like a slightly gangstery.

1673
01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:32,000
 Yeah, it's just like what the shit is.

1674
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:37,000
 Because they head to the farm and he hands about a couple of hundred pounds probably in cash to big owl Sonny.

1675
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:40,000
 And he says, right, you're the one that's got to go and get him out of the barn.

1676
01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:42,000
 So as he steps up the car, they'll go, good luck, good luck.

1677
01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:43,000
 Oh, yeah, good luck mate.

1678
01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:44,000
 Yeah, choose me.

1679
01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:46,000
 And he's not liking it as he walks up.

1680
01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:48,000
 He's just like, oh God.

1681
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:51,000
 And as he gets there, Richard just kind of.

1682
01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:52,000
 He can be here.

1683
01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:58,000
 And he's just like, what the fuck are you doing in my you fucking you know, bassie saying to him, you've got some balls fucking coming here.

1684
01:31:58,000 --> 01:32:06,000
 He's caught off guard and the thing is though, if someone was a good aim, this would have gone all differently, wouldn't it?

1685
01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:17,000
 Yeah, but unfortunately as Richard is walking forwards and hours backing up, Sonny takes aim with his one shot that he's got and just blows the back of big owls head off.

1686
01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:20,000
 And they'll go, oh my God, you shot out in the head.

1687
01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:21,000
 Well, you shot him.

1688
01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:23,000
 This is a bit like pop footage of it.

1689
01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:25,000
 If it was in rural Britain, isn't it?

1690
01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:28,000
 And you shot my eye in the face.

1691
01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:29,000
 Richard just sees this.

1692
01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:31,000
 It's a season full to the floor.

1693
01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:32,000
 It looks back at them.

1694
01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:35,000
 It's almost like you fucking dickheads.

1695
01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:37,000
 And he knows there was only one shot.

1696
01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:39,000
 So he then puts his arms up in the eye like Jesus.

1697
01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:42,000
 It starts with the cancer wall around us right up.

1698
01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:44,000
 Right, it's in like what the fuck?

1699
01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:46,000
 And he's got a big smile on his face, doesn't he?

1700
01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:49,000
 Oh, they fucking speed off in that dolly.

1701
01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:51,000
 It's such a dolly as fast as they can.

1702
01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:55,000
 He knows that we're not getting first bud to actually there, but he did do first bud.

1703
01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:59,000
 But now they retaliate, he's like, nice fucking let's do it.

1704
01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:00,000
 So good.

1705
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:02,000
 Well, it's a fucking sport.

1706
01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:03,000
 We get a few more flashbacks here.

1707
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:06,000
 And then we cut to the car has broken down.

1708
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:09,000
 The gearbox is broken.

1709
01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:10,000
 And they can't fix it.

1710
01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:13,000
 They don't know what they, it's a few hours walk back to time.

1711
01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:14,000
 What they're going to do.

1712
01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:16,000
 No, they're just like, oh.

1713
01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:17,000
 Well, tough.

1714
01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:18,000
 It starts crying, doesn't he?

1715
01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:20,000
 He says, oh, he's going to kill her.

1716
01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:22,000
 He's going to kill her, don't want to be involved in this.

1717
01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:24,000
 And he sort of goes off on his own.

1718
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:25,000
 So I'm scared.

1719
01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:27,000
 And the other three are like, well, I guess we'll have to walk back to time.

1720
01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:29,000
 It's going to take fucking hours.

1721
01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:32,000
 To be fair, the toughs are tough just getting out of there.

1722
01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:34,000
 I, that's not a bad idea.

1723
01:33:34,000 --> 01:33:36,000
 It obviously doesn't end up well because we find out.

1724
01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:41,000
 But it's not a bad idea because he could have just left, actually left town, just got to fuck out of there.

1725
01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:45,000
 Because those guys are going to be involved with prisoner murder, you know?

1726
01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:46,000
 Yeah.

1727
01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:51,000
 Well, we get this now, shot of them walking for ages until they get home.

1728
01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:52,000
 Well, that's happening.

1729
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:56,000
 We get Richard and Anthony sat back to back, sharing their memories.

1730
01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:58,000
 I, I, I've met only child.

1731
01:33:58,000 --> 01:33:59,000
 You've got a brother.

1732
01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:03,000
 Have you ever done, I always thought I've never done that.

1733
01:34:03,000 --> 01:34:06,000
 Sat back to back with someone.

1734
01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:10,000
 Yeah, probably done it probably more than my sister because she's only 18 months younger than me.

1735
01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:13,000
 So it's kids who probably use each other as a rest.

1736
01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:14,000
 I quite like that.

1737
01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:15,000
 It's just nice.

1738
01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:18,000
 I mentally put that there as a, that's a fuck a, a thing.

1739
01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:20,000
 Using each other as a rest, I could, you know what I mean?

1740
01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:21,000
 So a support.

1741
01:34:21,000 --> 01:34:23,000
 Yeah, it's something that kids do.

1742
01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:25,000
 But I've done it with friends in the playground.

1743
01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:27,000
 I've done it with friends in the playground.

1744
01:34:27,000 --> 01:34:32,000
 This is a bit where he talks about football and he says, I don't need to hold your hand.

1745
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:33,000
 Do I?

1746
01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:35,000
 Meaning, I'm dead, but also meaning I'm your brother.

1747
01:34:35,000 --> 01:34:36,000
 So I can hold your hand whenever I want.

1748
01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:39,000
 So it's a double meaning there.

1749
01:34:39,000 --> 01:34:42,000
 And they, the other guys get home.

1750
01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:45,000
 The first thing you do is check the fucking house out.

1751
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:51,000
 So they get a sword, a mini crossbow, a little knife, and they check every inch of that house.

1752
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:56,000
 And the thing is though, like, again, this film is so realistic.

1753
01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:59,000
 Everything that happens, like leads on to the next scene.

1754
01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:04,000
 Is it an actual thing which nothing's like out of the, like, oh, that's not going to happen.

1755
01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:05,000
 Yeah.

1756
01:35:05,000 --> 01:35:07,000
 You know, this is what they do.

1757
01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:09,000
 And again, a sense of safety.

1758
01:35:09,000 --> 01:35:12,000
 When they get to the last room, they're like, no, we're clear, we're clear.

1759
01:35:12,000 --> 01:35:13,000
 I'm with them.

1760
01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:14,000
 Oh, thank God for that.

1761
01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:16,000
 Even though, like, then we can't see him.

1762
01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:17,000
 And he's underneath us there.

1763
01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:18,000
 Okay.

1764
01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:20,000
 Well, he's in the, he's in the pantry under the stairs.

1765
01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:21,000
 Yeah.

1766
01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:24,000
 And what he does, while they're all upstairs, he sneaks into the kitchen.

1767
01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:27,000
 Just go back to what you said before I describe that.

1768
01:35:27,000 --> 01:35:28,000
 You're right.

1769
01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:30,000
 The everything they do is so realistic.

1770
01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:35,000
 This isn't the sort of film where someone would go into the cellar and not turn the light on or something.

1771
01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:37,000
 You know, this is a real estate film.

1772
01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:38,000
 Totally.

1773
01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:41,000
 Everything is an action which generally would happen.

1774
01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:45,000
 But while they're upstairs checking all the bedrooms and under the beds, he sneaks into

1775
01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:53,000
 the kitchen in his gas mask and he empties a shit ton of acid, LSD, coat, mushrooms into the

1776
01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:59,400
 kettle and then fucks off again so that they then decide, well, what we're going to do now

1777
01:35:59,400 --> 01:36:02,000
 is make a nice cup of tea each and a few pot noodles.

1778
01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:08,320
 So for anyone not from the UK, a pot noodle is a big plastic pot, like a pint-sized plastic

1779
01:36:08,320 --> 01:36:10,960
 pot with dried noodles.

1780
01:36:10,960 --> 01:36:14,480
 You know the sort of thing, everyone's got them ramen noodles, wherever you're from in

1781
01:36:14,480 --> 01:36:15,480
 the world.

1782
01:36:15,480 --> 01:36:16,800
 You've got these dried noodles.

1783
01:36:16,800 --> 01:36:19,480
 You pour boiled water into it and then that's your dinner.

1784
01:36:19,480 --> 01:36:20,480
 It's a very student.

1785
01:36:20,480 --> 01:36:21,480
 It's the terrible dinner.

1786
01:36:21,480 --> 01:36:23,480
 There's so much saturated fat.

1787
01:36:23,480 --> 01:36:28,040
 If you look at it, you're like, how much, why is there so much saturated fat in some fucking

1788
01:36:28,040 --> 01:36:29,040
 noodles?

1789
01:36:29,040 --> 01:36:30,040
 It's terrible.

1790
01:36:30,040 --> 01:36:31,040
 Really bad food.

1791
01:36:31,040 --> 01:36:36,040
 They're obviously eating these noodles and drinking this tea, tainted with water that's got

1792
01:36:36,040 --> 01:36:41,560
 every drug known to man in it, which is just, now we're just on to kank dang really, so

1793
01:36:41,560 --> 01:36:42,560
 it's going to happen.

1794
01:36:42,560 --> 01:36:44,280
 Exactly what you're saying.

1795
01:36:44,280 --> 01:36:48,760
 As it starts kicking in because they then start drinking a load of vodka and I really find

1796
01:36:48,760 --> 01:36:54,280
 these next couple of bits so funny to see them progressively get more and more fat.

1797
01:36:54,280 --> 01:36:59,400
 One thing on this film is incredible and I say this with, I don't generally say this

1798
01:36:59,400 --> 01:37:05,360
 very much for many films and I say this with the fact that I do this in post anyway.

1799
01:37:05,360 --> 01:37:07,080
 Incredible sound design.

1800
01:37:07,080 --> 01:37:11,120
 The sound mixed down and the sound design is so good.

1801
01:37:11,120 --> 01:37:15,320
 When it's, first of all, our instance is when we cut it into his head, which is an easy

1802
01:37:15,320 --> 01:37:16,720
 thing to do.

1803
01:37:16,720 --> 01:37:19,400
 It's kind of the head of what he hears in the mask.

1804
01:37:19,400 --> 01:37:24,400
 You've done it in a beginning of Halloween, the young Markle Mars, the first John Copter

1805
01:37:24,400 --> 01:37:25,400
 sound.

1806
01:37:25,400 --> 01:37:28,960
 So it's not that impressive, but it's an introduction

1807
01:37:28,960 --> 01:37:30,240
 to sound design a little bit.

1808
01:37:30,240 --> 01:37:34,400
 But then when they get fucked, it's the cutting back forward too.

1809
01:37:34,400 --> 01:37:37,960
 This is incredible sound design in fact really.

1810
01:37:37,960 --> 01:37:41,600
 We've got the muted sounds and the fucked up sounds of what they're hearing as what they

1811
01:37:41,600 --> 01:37:43,320
 would hear in their heads.

1812
01:37:43,320 --> 01:37:48,400
 But then we cut into it clear dialogue for when he speaks, so he takes gas mask off, he's

1813
01:37:48,400 --> 01:37:50,040
 speaking to them.

1814
01:37:50,040 --> 01:37:54,360
 And the fact that they've chosen this, the sound designer has chosen these two dynamics

1815
01:37:54,360 --> 01:37:56,240
 and put them together is incredible.

1816
01:37:56,240 --> 01:38:01,360
 I don't think a general person would pick up on that, but it was really, really impressive.

1817
01:38:01,360 --> 01:38:05,760
 What that does, what you've just described also does is it really elevates the sense of

1818
01:38:05,760 --> 01:38:07,240
 where a lot of drugs.

1819
01:38:07,240 --> 01:38:08,240
 Yes.

1820
01:38:08,240 --> 01:38:13,880
 Because it's really hard to capture the feeling of being on lots and lots of drugs.

1821
01:38:13,880 --> 01:38:20,920
 It's rarely done very well, but this sound design and the visuals and the acting of course

1822
01:38:20,920 --> 01:38:24,320
 really elevate this next few scenes.

1823
01:38:24,320 --> 01:38:29,160
 So we're through the next few scenes which is they don't want to be apart from each other.

1824
01:38:29,160 --> 01:38:33,080
 They're not fully aligned yet.

1825
01:38:33,080 --> 01:38:34,800
 First of all, we're so tired.

1826
01:38:34,800 --> 01:38:40,640
 I love the fact that you can see when they have the cup tea, they look like two, three

1827
01:38:40,640 --> 01:38:42,680
 and a more, I've been to people before.

1828
01:38:42,680 --> 01:38:44,240
 They barely slap, you know what I mean?

1829
01:38:44,240 --> 01:38:47,840
 It's like I've been to give before DJ and you get back in, it's two, three and a half

1830
01:38:47,840 --> 01:38:49,800
 and a few people and you're like, "Oh, have a cup tea."

1831
01:38:49,800 --> 01:38:51,560
 Then it's the bed, the fuck it exhausted.

1832
01:38:51,560 --> 01:38:54,240
 They're at that stage, but that's because the drugs haven't hit them.

1833
01:38:54,240 --> 01:38:57,240
 And then we see the regression of them getting higher and higher.

1834
01:38:57,240 --> 01:38:59,760
 Well, we suddenly cut two sunnies in the bar.

1835
01:38:59,760 --> 01:39:03,360
 Because they don't want them to be visually.

1836
01:39:03,360 --> 01:39:04,360
 One of them's taking a shit.

1837
01:39:04,360 --> 01:39:08,720
 It's also taking a shit while her be sat opposite them, both reading a magazine and

1838
01:39:08,720 --> 01:39:12,480
 it's really small bar from all together, one's naked, one's taking a shit.

1839
01:39:12,480 --> 01:39:17,000
 And it's so sad, obviously, like this is the drugs kick in it.

1840
01:39:17,000 --> 01:39:18,000
 Yeah.

1841
01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:19,920
 But also they don't want to leave each other though.

1842
01:39:19,920 --> 01:39:24,200
 And then it cuts to them just domestically washing up and sorting the recycling out.

1843
01:39:24,200 --> 01:39:26,600
 "Oh no, your tin's going there and your plastic's going there."

1844
01:39:26,600 --> 01:39:27,880
 No, it cuts a little bit outside.

1845
01:39:27,880 --> 01:39:29,360
 It's like a cleaning binge in the kitchen.

1846
01:39:29,360 --> 01:39:31,760
 I really get into it and then it's disgusting recycling.

1847
01:39:31,760 --> 01:39:35,720
 It's like, "Oh, the drugs are really starting to kick in now."

1848
01:39:35,720 --> 01:39:39,520
 And then they start drinking again and then they start weightlifting.

1849
01:39:39,520 --> 01:39:40,520
 They do.

1850
01:39:40,520 --> 01:39:44,680
 And at the one point when the main guy was like, "Take it off, be taken off me."

1851
01:39:44,680 --> 01:39:46,520
 But then they're hallucinogenic's kicking.

1852
01:39:46,520 --> 01:39:49,760
 Yeah, because he starts saying, "If you fed your fish today, he's going to feed it every morning."

1853
01:39:49,760 --> 01:39:51,880
 And he asks him about 20 times.

1854
01:39:51,880 --> 01:39:57,000
 "If you've heard this fish," and then he starts saying, "Why is my face feels really puffy?"

1855
01:39:57,000 --> 01:39:59,200
 And he goes, "Let me have a close look."

1856
01:39:59,200 --> 01:40:00,320
 "I think it's all right."

1857
01:40:00,320 --> 01:40:05,160
 And they're really paranoid and they're starting to start really trippant now.

1858
01:40:05,160 --> 01:40:13,800
 We got to a few more flashbacks of perhaps Richard of Anthony getting high as well.

1859
01:40:13,800 --> 01:40:16,360
 And then all of a sudden they're all sort of sat in the room.

1860
01:40:16,360 --> 01:40:18,200
 Fuck, one of them's licking the ball.

1861
01:40:18,200 --> 01:40:20,440
 This is when the sounds are really kicks in as well.

1862
01:40:20,440 --> 01:40:22,360
 One of them is, "Saus is licking the ball."

1863
01:40:22,360 --> 01:40:25,720
 The other two, one of them is sort of led on the floor and the other one's sat in a chair.

1864
01:40:25,720 --> 01:40:29,880
 And they're all completely bulls deep in every hallucinogenic you can think of.

1865
01:40:29,880 --> 01:40:36,200
 And all of a sudden, Sous is licking the ball, looks to his right and he sees Richard stood there.

1866
01:40:36,200 --> 01:40:39,320
 And he says to him, "He's a devil."

1867
01:40:39,320 --> 01:40:41,960
 And he goes, "No, I'm not the devil."

1868
01:40:41,960 --> 01:40:43,320
 And he says, "Are you God?"

1869
01:40:43,320 --> 01:40:45,720
 He goes, "Oh, no, I'm not God."

1870
01:40:45,720 --> 01:40:47,080
 "Can I touch you?"

1871
01:40:47,080 --> 01:40:51,720
 Yeah, can I touch you? "Don't you fucking touch me, get your hands off me."

1872
01:40:51,720 --> 01:40:54,200
 And then he says, "Come on, then dance at my party."

1873
01:40:54,200 --> 01:40:55,640
 "All of you, this is my party."

1874
01:40:55,640 --> 01:40:57,000
 "Are you dancing?"

1875
01:40:57,000 --> 01:41:03,000
 And he makes them all sort of get out the ones that can stand and sort of lurch about in a weird manner.

1876
01:41:03,000 --> 01:41:07,320
 And they're all freaking out because they know that he's real, but also they know

1877
01:41:07,320 --> 01:41:12,120
 they're fucked and they're kind of figuring out what bits are real and what bits aren't.

1878
01:41:12,120 --> 01:41:15,320
 And it's all for them, really scary.

1879
01:41:15,320 --> 01:41:20,120
 And those guys must have like, you know, if you're actually like in this,

1880
01:41:20,120 --> 01:41:25,080
 it was actually playing out, they must have been like, imagine that though,

1881
01:41:25,080 --> 01:41:27,080
 being so fucked and having that going on.

1882
01:41:27,080 --> 01:41:28,760
 But the worst of it is though, it just,

1883
01:41:28,760 --> 01:41:34,760
 it just goes worse and worse because he's like, "Right, and he just starts taking them out."

1884
01:41:34,760 --> 01:41:39,000
 Well, he says to me, he says, "You guys all thought you could get away with it, didn't you?"

1885
01:41:39,000 --> 01:41:40,680
 And he says, "Right, I'm going to take you away now."

1886
01:41:40,680 --> 01:41:41,800
 And then he goes, "Where are you taking me?"

1887
01:41:41,800 --> 01:41:45,400
 And he goes, "Just come with me." And he sort of drags him on his hands and needs his cruel and

1888
01:41:45,400 --> 01:41:49,480
 he drags him into the kitchen. And then we see him put a plastic back over his head.

1889
01:41:49,480 --> 01:41:51,640
 And he can't fight him off because he's so fucked.

1890
01:41:51,640 --> 01:41:53,000
 And then he just shoots him in the head.

1891
01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:55,480
 Yeah, wow.

1892
01:41:55,480 --> 01:41:58,040
 It's just really quick to the point.

1893
01:41:58,040 --> 01:42:00,280
 And that's why again, this film is so realistic.

1894
01:42:00,280 --> 01:42:01,960
 It's, yeah.

1895
01:42:01,960 --> 01:42:03,640
 And then he goes back to the...

1896
01:42:03,640 --> 01:42:06,280
 It's the fact that he takes the main guy.

1897
01:42:06,280 --> 01:42:11,240
 So the lady guy, we thought, oh, is he going to have a big finale with this guy?

1898
01:42:11,240 --> 01:42:14,440
 Like in the year traditional fucking Hollywood movie, do you not mean?

1899
01:42:14,440 --> 01:42:20,920
 No, he takes him by the hand and he kneel and he sees on his kneeling along as he walks kind of on his knees,

1900
01:42:20,920 --> 01:42:25,240
 being taken out by a hand like a child, puts his bag up just on his head in the way you just said it.

1901
01:42:25,240 --> 01:42:27,880
 And then just looks up to the ceiling and then straight down,

1902
01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:31,640
 boom, just shoots him and then puts a book gun in his face and just walks into the other room.

1903
01:42:31,640 --> 01:42:34,200
 Straight is no muck around. It's the point that we've done, we've done, we've done.

1904
01:42:34,200 --> 01:42:39,000
 He goes back into the room and he says to Saul's right.

1905
01:42:39,000 --> 01:42:41,160
 I want to just stand there, attention.

1906
01:42:41,160 --> 01:42:45,080
 And he makes him stand up. Now, Saul's the character played by Neil Bell.

1907
01:42:45,080 --> 01:42:49,720
 He was going to be killed much earlier in the film, but because he was so good at ad-libbing

1908
01:42:49,720 --> 01:42:54,280
 and really got a lot out of the other characters, they put, they wrote this death scene in

1909
01:42:54,280 --> 01:42:59,000
 and really changed it a lot to make his character last a little bit longer.

1910
01:42:59,000 --> 01:43:00,200
 And it's brutal.

1911
01:43:00,200 --> 01:43:02,520
 Well, he says to him, I'm going to end you.

1912
01:43:02,520 --> 01:43:04,360
 He says, what are you going to do? He says, I'm going to end you.

1913
01:43:04,360 --> 01:43:07,240
 I'm going to put your fucking nights out once and for all.

1914
01:43:07,240 --> 01:43:12,600
 And he does like one of those palm strikes to the nose that only someone in the army

1915
01:43:12,600 --> 01:43:18,200
 will know how to do. And I guess drives his fucking nose into his brain and kills him.

1916
01:43:18,200 --> 01:43:24,120
 But it's not particularly bloody to kill, but you hear and you know what he's done.

1917
01:43:24,120 --> 01:43:27,960
 Because that guy just goes down like a sack of shit and he's done.

1918
01:43:27,960 --> 01:43:29,160
 So that's two of them done.

1919
01:43:29,160 --> 01:43:32,920
 And the other guy though is that, and this is the guy right for the beginning.

1920
01:43:32,920 --> 01:43:38,920
 He is there and he's starting to sober up and you notice as well.

1921
01:43:38,920 --> 01:43:44,200
 Because the way he's looking, he's starting to get like, oh, this is like, oh,

1922
01:43:44,200 --> 01:43:46,360
 some consciousness is coming into it a little bit more.

1923
01:43:46,360 --> 01:43:50,920
 He says, to her be, yeah, stay there.

1924
01:43:50,920 --> 01:43:51,960
 Could I show you something?

1925
01:43:51,960 --> 01:43:53,160
 I want to show you something.

1926
01:43:53,160 --> 01:43:55,720
 This is a bit like, and I know, oh, like, what is he going to show him?

1927
01:43:55,720 --> 01:43:58,280
 This is a bit like, do you want to see something really scary?

1928
01:43:58,280 --> 01:43:59,480
 And that's why I like to show it, isn't it?

1929
01:43:59,480 --> 01:43:59,960
 I don't know.

1930
01:43:59,960 --> 01:44:03,560
 Stay there. I want to show you something and he brings a suitcase in, drags in,

1931
01:44:03,560 --> 01:44:05,240
 quite a heavy looking suitcase.

1932
01:44:05,240 --> 01:44:10,600
 And I remember the first time I saw this scene, I was like, this is the thing that's stuck with me.

1933
01:44:10,600 --> 01:44:11,320
 It still gets rather than the...

1934
01:44:11,320 --> 01:44:13,000
 I'm really, I'm kind of forgotten actually.

1935
01:44:13,000 --> 01:44:18,040
 And he says to him, well, certainly goes, I just watch you think it is, it's a suitcase.

1936
01:44:18,040 --> 01:44:19,000
 Open it.

1937
01:44:19,000 --> 01:44:21,720
 Open it up, in case you don't want to open it.

1938
01:44:21,720 --> 01:44:24,360
 I don't want to, he goes, open it.

1939
01:44:24,360 --> 01:44:31,240
 He's based that he's fucked, but his, his fucking brain has just seen his friend die and he knows his friend died.

1940
01:44:31,240 --> 01:44:36,920
 He hasn't actually consciously gone into his head that he's going to die, but he's going into like this really like

1941
01:44:36,920 --> 01:44:40,440
 childish kind of like, where he's like, I don't want to open it.

1942
01:44:40,440 --> 01:44:45,240
 It's very sort of real like going in on himself, like, like, scared, you know.

1943
01:44:45,240 --> 01:44:47,400
 What he opens up and inside is tough.

1944
01:44:47,400 --> 01:44:52,360
 Tough is been squashed and cut up and rammed into a suitcase.

1945
01:44:53,000 --> 01:44:58,200
 And the first thing he says, no, he goes, that's not really tough and he goes, it is.

1946
01:44:58,200 --> 01:45:00,840
 He goes, no, he goes, yeah, that's your mate.

1947
01:45:00,840 --> 01:45:02,600
 Do you want to give him a little kiss?

1948
01:45:02,600 --> 01:45:04,200
 Go on, he goes, I don't want to.

1949
01:45:04,200 --> 01:45:08,040
 And then he says, I don't want, are you frightened?

1950
01:45:08,040 --> 01:45:12,040
 He says it in such a gentle way, but he goes, Sonic, is he frightened?

1951
01:45:12,040 --> 01:45:15,160
 He says, yeah, he says, do you want me to close it?

1952
01:45:15,160 --> 01:45:17,400
 Yeah, please close it.

1953
01:45:17,400 --> 01:45:18,120
 I don't want to see it.

1954
01:45:18,120 --> 01:45:19,560
 He goes, shall I close it?

1955
01:45:19,560 --> 01:45:21,720
 Okay, I'll close it now.

1956
01:45:21,720 --> 01:45:24,440
 And it's like a child he's talking to.

1957
01:45:24,440 --> 01:45:26,200
 Well, it's when he first does actually open it up.

1958
01:45:26,200 --> 01:45:29,720
 The first thing he does actually do, he sits back in the chair and when it goes, oh no,

1959
01:45:29,720 --> 01:45:33,400
 it's just that the way he does like this.

1960
01:45:33,400 --> 01:45:38,040
 Oh, it's the fact that he goes, oh no, because he's my new that that's going to be a dead body.

1961
01:45:38,040 --> 01:45:41,560
 And it opens it goes, oh no, I'm right.

1962
01:45:41,560 --> 01:45:43,880
 You know, and it's like, oh my god.

1963
01:45:43,880 --> 01:45:48,520
 And now Richard really shows his psychotic side note because he says to him,

1964
01:45:48,520 --> 01:45:52,040
 now look, Kirby, you're alive because you're a good man.

1965
01:45:52,040 --> 01:45:53,400
 I'm not going to kill you.

1966
01:45:53,400 --> 01:45:55,480
 He just fucks with this dude's head.

1967
01:45:55,480 --> 01:45:57,320
 You know, why would I kill you?

1968
01:45:57,320 --> 01:45:59,000
 You're a good man and he starts, he's crying.

1969
01:45:59,000 --> 01:46:00,200
 He goes, you're frightened.

1970
01:46:00,200 --> 01:46:01,320
 You're not really going to kill me.

1971
01:46:01,320 --> 01:46:03,080
 Hard to lose someone close to you, isn't it?

1972
01:46:03,080 --> 01:46:04,760
 Isn't it, mate?

1973
01:46:04,760 --> 01:46:06,680
 It says, it allows the little things, you know?

1974
01:46:06,680 --> 01:46:09,800
 Yeah, he says, look, all right, I need to know.

1975
01:46:09,800 --> 01:46:11,800
 He goes, what did you do that?

1976
01:46:11,800 --> 01:46:13,080
 He goes, because he ran away.

1977
01:46:13,080 --> 01:46:18,200
 And he says, there's one other guy and you're going to give you the information

1978
01:46:18,200 --> 01:46:20,440
 and the address of whether it's the other guy is, but I'm going to let you live

1979
01:46:20,440 --> 01:46:21,240
 because you're a good man.

1980
01:46:21,240 --> 01:46:22,120
 Why would I kill you?

1981
01:46:22,120 --> 01:46:22,920
 Because you mean that?

1982
01:46:22,920 --> 01:46:24,120
 It's more than it's playful.

1983
01:46:24,120 --> 01:46:25,400
 He goes, yeah, I mean it.

1984
01:46:25,400 --> 01:46:26,360
 Look at me.

1985
01:46:26,360 --> 01:46:28,280
 I could have killed you by now if I wanted to.

1986
01:46:28,280 --> 01:46:28,920
 And he's...

1987
01:46:28,920 --> 01:46:34,040
 Right, I've never been into a situation where everything in my whole mind

1988
01:46:34,040 --> 01:46:35,000
 has gone out of me.

1989
01:46:35,000 --> 01:46:36,520
 Like nothing matters anymore.

1990
01:46:36,520 --> 01:46:37,640
 My possessions don't matter.

1991
01:46:37,640 --> 01:46:40,600
 My DVD collection don't marry me, because I'm about to die.

1992
01:46:40,600 --> 01:46:43,240
 I've never had the ex situation have been in.

1993
01:46:43,240 --> 01:46:45,800
 This guy is so fucked and he's in this point and all of a sudden,

1994
01:46:45,800 --> 01:46:48,040
 he's saying to don't worry, it's going to be okay.

1995
01:46:48,040 --> 01:46:53,080
 He's just going into like, oh, like his mind must be into so many different trauma.

1996
01:46:53,080 --> 01:46:56,760
 He's wiping the tears away, like relieved that he's not going to be killed.

1997
01:46:56,760 --> 01:46:57,720
 I'm not going to be killed.

1998
01:46:57,720 --> 01:46:59,320
 And he says, oh, great.

1999
01:46:59,320 --> 01:47:03,000
 He says, he says, he gives him the address of the last person that was involved in

2000
01:47:03,000 --> 01:47:06,360
 in Toby's, in Anthony's torture.

2001
01:47:06,360 --> 01:47:09,160
 And he says, and he says, oh, was that nice for me?

2002
01:47:09,160 --> 01:47:11,080
 And he goes, yeah, and he goes, you weren't going to use it.

2003
01:47:11,080 --> 01:47:11,960
 I mean, you guys, were you?

2004
01:47:11,960 --> 01:47:14,280
 And he goes, no, I wasn't going to really do any fun.

2005
01:47:14,280 --> 01:47:15,400
 And he goes, of course you were.

2006
01:47:15,400 --> 01:47:16,200
 We're mates, aren't we?

2007
01:47:16,200 --> 01:47:17,240
 Come here.

2008
01:47:17,240 --> 01:47:19,480
 He shakes his hand, then he hugs him.

2009
01:47:19,480 --> 01:47:20,920
 And he goes, you're okay.

2010
01:47:20,920 --> 01:47:21,720
 You're all right.

2011
01:47:21,720 --> 01:47:22,920
 Gives us another hug.

2012
01:47:22,920 --> 01:47:24,040
 And he gives us a nice hug.

2013
01:47:24,040 --> 01:47:26,600
 And then he grabs a knife and shoves it up into his,

2014
01:47:26,600 --> 01:47:27,960
 between his ribs, into his lungs.

2015
01:47:27,960 --> 01:47:30,760
 He's done.

2016
01:47:30,760 --> 01:47:33,240
 And he lured him in.

2017
01:47:33,240 --> 01:47:35,320
 He was torturing him, just like they did to his brother,

2018
01:47:35,320 --> 01:47:36,600
 right up into the last second.

2019
01:47:36,600 --> 01:47:40,360
 Because he's got no soul at all now.

2020
01:47:40,360 --> 01:47:42,760
 He's like Michael Myers, man.

2021
01:47:42,760 --> 01:47:43,400
 He's just done.

2022
01:47:43,400 --> 01:47:45,960
 And then we go.

2023
01:47:45,960 --> 01:47:50,280
 So we cut back to day four now, Richard and Anthony walking

2024
01:47:50,280 --> 01:47:50,920
 in the country.

2025
01:47:50,920 --> 01:47:53,560
 And they're off to the final little town or village

2026
01:47:53,560 --> 01:47:55,400
 to find this last person.

2027
01:47:55,400 --> 01:47:56,360
 Offer a little visit.

2028
01:47:56,360 --> 01:48:03,160
 And the children of the last person show up at their home.

2029
01:48:03,160 --> 01:48:04,600
 And the mum says, what have you got there?

2030
01:48:04,600 --> 01:48:08,040
 They've only got this knife and this gas mask.

2031
01:48:08,040 --> 01:48:08,920
 What?

2032
01:48:08,920 --> 01:48:12,520
 Yeah, a man gave it to us in the park, a soldier.

2033
01:48:12,520 --> 01:48:13,240
 What the fuck?

2034
01:48:13,240 --> 01:48:14,120
 So she takes it off them.

2035
01:48:14,120 --> 01:48:15,240
 She's obviously quite annoyed.

2036
01:48:15,240 --> 01:48:18,040
 And they say, oh, he said he knows that.

2037
01:48:18,040 --> 01:48:20,840
 And she's like, that's weird.

2038
01:48:20,840 --> 01:48:21,960
 Shut up, that's not.

2039
01:48:21,960 --> 01:48:24,200
 Oi, get down here now.

2040
01:48:24,200 --> 01:48:26,920
 So she tells the tellser who has been.

2041
01:48:26,920 --> 01:48:29,320
 And he says, well, take the kids off for a bit.

2042
01:48:29,320 --> 01:48:32,920
 And second, the car, he takes them off

2043
01:48:32,920 --> 01:48:35,560
 because he says, go find his person.

2044
01:48:35,560 --> 01:48:37,400
 So he takes the kids out.

2045
01:48:37,400 --> 01:48:39,560
 The kids are going to go and show him who it was.

2046
01:48:39,560 --> 01:48:41,320
 So you can go like, what are you doing?

2047
01:48:42,120 --> 01:48:44,680
 The second is car is around the corner.

2048
01:48:44,680 --> 01:48:48,920
 Well, we see Richard coming up to the house from behind the wall.

2049
01:48:48,920 --> 01:48:50,600
 He's in the middle of the wall, kind of real low.

2050
01:48:50,600 --> 01:48:52,440
 And then he ducks down, sees him drive off.

2051
01:48:52,440 --> 01:48:55,880
 He drives off, he hops over the wall and goes up to the house.

2052
01:48:55,880 --> 01:48:57,240
 He knocks on the door and he says, hello.

2053
01:48:57,240 --> 01:49:01,240
 Is whatever's name in, mark, is Mark in?

2054
01:49:01,240 --> 01:49:03,640
 And she says, no, can I help you?

2055
01:49:03,640 --> 01:49:05,320
 Oh, I'm in town.

2056
01:49:05,320 --> 01:49:07,320
 I'm an old friend of his, my name's Richard.

2057
01:49:07,320 --> 01:49:08,680
 She goes, oh, yeah.

2058
01:49:08,680 --> 01:49:11,080
 Do you know my boys?

2059
01:49:11,080 --> 01:49:11,880
 Have you seen my boys?

2060
01:49:11,880 --> 01:49:12,600
 He goes, oh, yeah.

2061
01:49:12,600 --> 01:49:14,120
 I saw them in the park earlier.

2062
01:49:14,120 --> 01:49:15,480
 Lovely boys, really lovely.

2063
01:49:15,480 --> 01:49:17,080
 She goes, did you give them a knife and a mask?

2064
01:49:17,080 --> 01:49:18,360
 And he goes, I did, yeah.

2065
01:49:18,360 --> 01:49:20,680
 She's like, well, that's not very safe.

2066
01:49:20,680 --> 01:49:21,800
 And he goes, oh, it's blunt.

2067
01:49:21,800 --> 01:49:24,680
 She goes, yeah, but I still don't want you to give in a knife to my kid.

2068
01:49:24,680 --> 01:49:26,440
 And he goes, no, okay, you're a good woman.

2069
01:49:26,440 --> 01:49:27,800
 You're a good, good man.

2070
01:49:27,800 --> 01:49:29,000
 I see that.

2071
01:49:29,000 --> 01:49:32,440
 Okay, well, can you just tell Mark that Richard came?

2072
01:49:32,440 --> 01:49:33,080
 He should know me.

2073
01:49:33,080 --> 01:49:34,040
 I'm Anthony's brother.

2074
01:49:34,040 --> 01:49:35,560
 See you later.

2075
01:49:35,560 --> 01:49:39,880
 And she sits on the stairs for hours.

2076
01:49:39,880 --> 01:49:43,480
 Now, it doesn't, she waiting for Mark to come home with the kids.

2077
01:49:43,480 --> 01:49:47,400
 Yeah, she's quite intimidated by the whole situation.

2078
01:49:47,400 --> 01:49:49,320
 They get back and he's like, what are you doing in the dark?

2079
01:49:49,320 --> 01:49:52,280
 She says, oh, all right, you got to the stairs playing your PlayStation.

2080
01:49:52,280 --> 01:49:54,840
 And she says, right, that guy came round here.

2081
01:49:54,840 --> 01:49:56,680
 The second you left, he knocked on the door.

2082
01:49:56,680 --> 01:50:00,760
 And he said, he's Anthony's brother or something.

2083
01:50:00,760 --> 01:50:02,760
 And that you know him, his name is Richard.

2084
01:50:02,760 --> 01:50:07,160
 And this is very Richard reveals everything to his wife,

2085
01:50:07,160 --> 01:50:12,040
 cronies eyes out, and we get the remaining last bit of the flashback really now,

2086
01:50:12,040 --> 01:50:14,280
 which is that they all went out in a van one day,

2087
01:50:14,280 --> 01:50:19,480
 all of the gang and Anthony loads of drugs.

2088
01:50:19,480 --> 01:50:22,680
 And they forced loads and loads of LSD into Anthony.

2089
01:50:22,680 --> 01:50:27,080
 Then they went out to him like an older band in school and a church connected.

2090
01:50:27,080 --> 01:50:33,000
 And they basically put a new surround his neck and they put his head for a hole in a wall

2091
01:50:33,000 --> 01:50:35,880
 and they put him in a cage and they humiliated him.

2092
01:50:35,880 --> 01:50:39,800
 And then they told him to stay with his head in the wall and told him that

2093
01:50:39,800 --> 01:50:41,800
 your brother hates you, everyone hates you.

2094
01:50:41,800 --> 01:50:45,720
 You know, you're in the devil's house, you want to go to the devil's house.

2095
01:50:45,720 --> 01:50:49,640
 He's like, crying, oh, don't want to go to the devil's house because he's like a child.

2096
01:50:49,640 --> 01:50:52,200
 And then they all just drove off and left him.

2097
01:50:52,200 --> 01:50:56,040
 And what they didn't know was that when they all drove off and left him,

2098
01:50:56,040 --> 01:50:58,520
 the drug's neck anyway.

2099
01:50:58,520 --> 01:51:00,680
 Yeah, the drug's got to him.

2100
01:51:00,680 --> 01:51:05,640
 The dark thought's got to him is maybe his mental illness got to him.

2101
01:51:05,640 --> 01:51:09,160
 Everything and yeah, he ended up hanging himself.

2102
01:51:09,160 --> 01:51:10,600
 I don't know how he'd done it though.

2103
01:51:10,600 --> 01:51:13,800
 I don't know, but he did it.

2104
01:51:13,800 --> 01:51:19,800
 And yeah, so obviously Mark's wife is really upset.

2105
01:51:19,800 --> 01:51:20,760
 Mark's really upset.

2106
01:51:20,760 --> 01:51:26,200
 This though here though, this would be the twist if you don't know the films.

2107
01:51:26,200 --> 01:51:27,000
 The first time.

2108
01:51:27,000 --> 01:51:28,600
 All of a sudden you see him hanging himself.

2109
01:51:28,600 --> 01:51:30,520
 You're like, oh my god, he's actually dead.

2110
01:51:30,520 --> 01:51:31,720
 He's been dead the whole time.

2111
01:51:31,720 --> 01:51:36,920
 Those on you now sort of the next few minutes, you're sort of going, uh, your mind's racking around.

2112
01:51:36,920 --> 01:51:38,760
 The fact you've had a six sense twist.

2113
01:51:38,760 --> 01:51:44,520
 And as that twist sort of wraps up, the last flashback we see was Anthony's Fumel,

2114
01:51:44,520 --> 01:51:48,200
 Richard stood there and he's got no expression on his face at all.

2115
01:51:48,200 --> 01:51:51,560
 That he's already planned what he's going to do.

2116
01:51:51,560 --> 01:51:55,080
 This idea, this is going to spoil the movie a little bit.

2117
01:51:55,080 --> 01:51:56,120
 There's a movie called Bull.

2118
01:51:56,120 --> 01:52:00,680
 BU-L-L was the main guy from Kielist.

2119
01:52:01,560 --> 01:52:02,520
 Don't think I've seen it.

2120
01:52:02,520 --> 01:52:04,200
 British movie, kind of a wrench film.

2121
01:52:04,200 --> 01:52:08,040
 Kind of like this, but I'm spoiling it a bit that way.

2122
01:52:08,040 --> 01:52:11,000
 But the ending kind of just doesn't live up to as good as this.

2123
01:52:11,000 --> 01:52:14,600
 But kind of the same vein if you want to see something fairly recent.

2124
01:52:14,600 --> 01:52:16,600
 Wasn't Netflix a little while actually?

2125
01:52:16,600 --> 01:52:16,920
 Okay.

2126
01:52:16,920 --> 01:52:20,760
 Well, it's not as good because it's just a bit of a silly ending.

2127
01:52:20,760 --> 01:52:23,800
 Well early morning, day five now.

2128
01:52:23,800 --> 01:52:27,320
 So it's only been five days and he's torn through this gang.

2129
01:52:28,120 --> 01:52:32,040
 Mark wakes up in the morning and Richard sat opposite him with a knife against his throat.

2130
01:52:32,040 --> 01:52:34,600
 I love the fact that there's a little thing that you don't know.

2131
01:52:34,600 --> 01:52:37,960
 He's sleeping on the sofa which was good because it just

2132
01:52:37,960 --> 01:52:39,960
 be like, well, how could we get him to do away quickly?

2133
01:52:39,960 --> 01:52:41,640
 Well, let's just have him sleep on the sofa.

2134
01:52:41,640 --> 01:52:43,560
 But then we can go to what's he said on the sofa?

2135
01:52:43,560 --> 01:52:47,000
 Because they would have had this discussion when they're about to shoot it.

2136
01:52:47,000 --> 01:52:49,000
 Go, how are we going to play this out when they're blocked it?

2137
01:52:49,000 --> 01:52:52,120
 And then we can say that he said to him,

2138
01:52:52,120 --> 01:52:55,400
 right, you're fucking sleeping on the sofa if it's like, you know, do you not mean?

2139
01:52:55,400 --> 01:52:58,920
 He's pissed off here. It works. Sneaky, he was sneaky levels.

2140
01:52:58,920 --> 01:53:02,760
 I mean, should mention that he seems genuinely sad that this event happened.

2141
01:53:02,760 --> 01:53:05,320
 He was probably the least involved at that.

2142
01:53:05,320 --> 01:53:08,360
 When he's doing a story and talking about it, he's then a background

2143
01:53:08,360 --> 01:53:10,280
 and you can see that he's not into it.

2144
01:53:10,280 --> 01:53:14,760
 And it is, it's a weird thing from all to do anyway.

2145
01:53:14,760 --> 01:53:16,920
 I'm glad they were all fucking killed to be honest with you,

2146
01:53:16,920 --> 01:53:18,280
 fucking bunch of Wasters.

2147
01:53:18,280 --> 01:53:21,000
 And it's just the modest sense of humour and entertainment to do.

2148
01:53:21,000 --> 01:53:23,080
 It's like, do something else with your life.

2149
01:53:23,080 --> 01:53:24,440
 Like, what are you doing?

2150
01:53:24,440 --> 01:53:25,080
 Yeah.

2151
01:53:25,080 --> 01:53:27,800
 Richard says to him, and then I get up, we're going for a drive.

2152
01:53:27,800 --> 01:53:28,920
 Get your car keys.

2153
01:53:28,920 --> 01:53:30,120
 Don't make a sound.

2154
01:53:30,120 --> 01:53:32,840
 If you make any sound or shove this knife into your spine,

2155
01:53:32,840 --> 01:53:36,440
 so he makes my guy out and they get in the car and they go off for a drive.

2156
01:53:36,440 --> 01:53:40,760
 This point here, this makes me remind me of how much I hate early mornings.

2157
01:53:40,760 --> 01:53:42,200
 It was just the only morning.

2158
01:53:42,200 --> 01:53:44,040
 I see many constant dinners.

2159
01:53:44,040 --> 01:53:45,320
 It's not that opposite.

2160
01:53:45,320 --> 01:53:46,440
 It's not like early mornings.

2161
01:53:46,440 --> 01:53:47,320
 It's always what's that guy.

2162
01:53:47,320 --> 01:53:49,240
 God, I fucking hate early mornings.

2163
01:53:49,240 --> 01:53:54,280
 I can't imagine how scared it must be to wake up with that guy's sound.

2164
01:53:54,280 --> 01:53:54,920
 That's what I know.

2165
01:53:54,920 --> 01:53:56,680
 Not just the fact that he's early.

2166
01:53:56,680 --> 01:54:03,400
 He makes him drive back to the spot where Anthony died.

2167
01:54:03,400 --> 01:54:04,520
 He's like, "I need you."

2168
01:54:04,520 --> 01:54:06,200
 He's like, "Little barn."

2169
01:54:06,200 --> 01:54:09,080
 And then he does the whole nice and simple dialogue.

2170
01:54:09,080 --> 01:54:10,840
 He says, "Do you know why you're here?"

2171
01:54:10,840 --> 01:54:14,600
 And he basically provokes him into confessing.

2172
01:54:14,600 --> 01:54:19,960
 And I think some of the stuff that he says about his brother is to get into confess.

2173
01:54:19,960 --> 01:54:21,160
 Yeah, well,

2174
01:54:22,200 --> 01:54:24,440
 no, because he says afterwards.

2175
01:54:24,440 --> 01:54:25,560
 He's already confessed.

2176
01:54:25,560 --> 01:54:28,360
 Then he says, "Do you know what is a fucking embarrassment to me?"

2177
01:54:28,360 --> 01:54:31,400
 And then he does impressions of him.

2178
01:54:31,400 --> 01:54:37,960
 So is that a weird revenge thing?

2179
01:54:37,960 --> 01:54:39,720
 Or is he going to do that to provoke him to?

2180
01:54:39,720 --> 01:54:42,040
 Because at that point is he to provoke him to kill him?

2181
01:54:42,040 --> 01:54:44,280
 I think it's all of the above.

2182
01:54:44,280 --> 01:54:46,680
 I think it is to provoke him to confess and to kill him.

2183
01:54:46,680 --> 01:54:49,480
 I'm making him feel better about doing it because he says,

2184
01:54:49,480 --> 01:54:54,200
 he says to him, "What did you do?"

2185
01:54:54,200 --> 01:54:56,920
 If you could go back and change anything and he says,

2186
01:54:56,920 --> 01:54:59,080
 "I should have done something.

2187
01:54:59,080 --> 01:55:00,840
 I should have said something.

2188
01:55:00,840 --> 01:55:02,280
 I should have gone back."

2189
01:55:02,280 --> 01:55:03,560
 And he says, "Yeah, wish you are.

2190
01:55:03,560 --> 01:55:04,520
 I fucking wish you are."

2191
01:55:04,520 --> 01:55:07,000
 Because you've got to stop a lot of carnage.

2192
01:55:07,000 --> 01:55:09,240
 I've executed every single one of them.

2193
01:55:09,240 --> 01:55:11,240
 Yeah, it says these are monster stuff.

2194
01:55:11,240 --> 01:55:15,720
 But there's a bit where it's really for the first time he actually breaks down.

2195
01:55:15,720 --> 01:55:18,200
 And this is a really good point here.

2196
01:55:18,200 --> 01:55:20,920
 He talks to Anthony, but for the first time,

2197
01:55:20,920 --> 01:55:24,600
 because we know he's a twist now, Anthony's not there.

2198
01:55:24,600 --> 01:55:27,400
 And it's the first time he just says, "I can't do it kid.

2199
01:55:27,400 --> 01:55:28,840
 I can't do it.

2200
01:55:28,840 --> 01:55:29,640
 Take the knife from me."

2201
01:55:29,640 --> 01:55:33,400
 Because he realized that this dude's a family guy and he just can't kill this one.

2202
01:55:33,400 --> 01:55:35,640
 The strong, sorry kid, I can't do it.

2203
01:55:35,640 --> 01:55:37,880
 And he's talking to Anthony.

2204
01:55:37,880 --> 01:55:41,160
 The hardest hit in line in this entire film is this line he says here.

2205
01:55:41,160 --> 01:55:43,800
 He says to Mark,

2206
01:55:43,800 --> 01:55:47,160
 was he screaming when you were a torture in him?

2207
01:55:47,160 --> 01:55:52,040
 And he says, "Yeah," he says, "was he screaming like, yeah, was he screaming my name?

2208
01:55:52,040 --> 01:55:54,280
 Was he screaming for his brother?

2209
01:55:54,280 --> 01:55:55,480
 Was he screaming for me?"

2210
01:55:55,480 --> 01:55:58,440
 And Mark says he was and he says, "Yeah, he still is."

2211
01:55:58,440 --> 01:56:00,920
 He still is.

2212
01:56:00,920 --> 01:56:03,640
 That voice is still in his head.

2213
01:56:03,640 --> 01:56:04,680
 Even though he wasn't there,

2214
01:56:04,680 --> 01:56:07,640
 he hears his brother screaming his name,

2215
01:56:07,640 --> 01:56:10,840
 knowing that his brother died at the hands of these assholes.

2216
01:56:10,840 --> 01:56:12,680
 That cuts me up, man.

2217
01:56:12,680 --> 01:56:15,000
 I'm getting goosebumps and a bit of tears just saying it now.

2218
01:56:15,000 --> 01:56:15,880
 Like that kind of person.

2219
01:56:16,680 --> 01:56:19,720
 Is when Paddy delivers that, he still is.

2220
01:56:19,720 --> 01:56:21,080
 Fuck, you know, man.

2221
01:56:21,080 --> 01:56:23,160
 If you don't have a tear in your eye at that point,

2222
01:56:23,160 --> 01:56:26,360
 well, then he says to him, "You were supposed to be in a monster, but now I'm the beast."

2223
01:56:26,360 --> 01:56:30,200
 And it's just that all of this dialogue and stuff is so strong.

2224
01:56:30,200 --> 01:56:31,880
 And it's just like, "You're just going through watching the movie,

2225
01:56:31,880 --> 01:56:35,640
 going, oh my god, like the Cousinian Accrescendo of this film is incredible."

2226
01:56:35,640 --> 01:56:37,320
 He says, "Take this knife from me, please."

2227
01:56:37,320 --> 01:56:40,200
 I don't know what I'm capable of.

2228
01:56:40,200 --> 01:56:41,160
 He says, "I don't want to."

2229
01:56:41,160 --> 01:56:43,240
 He says, "Stick this knife from me, please."

2230
01:56:43,240 --> 01:56:45,160
 And then Mark says, "I've got kids, I can't."

2231
01:56:45,160 --> 01:56:49,080
 I think of your children because he pretty much says to him, "I will kill them all."

2232
01:56:49,080 --> 01:56:49,800
 Yeah.

2233
01:56:49,800 --> 01:56:51,320
 "Oh, fucking stork, you were family."

2234
01:56:51,320 --> 01:56:55,720
 And then another line, he says, "Please, I just want to lie with my brother."

2235
01:56:55,720 --> 01:56:57,720
 An incredible sound is on again here as well.

2236
01:56:57,720 --> 01:56:58,200
 Yeah, yeah.

2237
01:56:58,200 --> 01:57:00,120
 I just want to lie with my brother, fucking hell.

2238
01:57:00,120 --> 01:57:02,280
 And he can tell that he's totally tall, man, but I do this.

2239
01:57:02,280 --> 01:57:05,960
 And just, yeah, he wants it to be finished because he knows he's just going to carry on.

2240
01:57:05,960 --> 01:57:07,560
 So he basically sort of...

2241
01:57:07,560 --> 01:57:09,880
 And he does, like, himself.

2242
01:57:09,880 --> 01:57:11,400
 Where he's brother-died.

2243
01:57:11,400 --> 01:57:12,120
 Yeah.

2244
01:57:12,120 --> 01:57:13,240
 And there's that insane spot.

2245
01:57:13,240 --> 01:57:18,440
 He kind of helps Mark do it, but he falls on the knife, but Mark also has to stab it at the same time.

2246
01:57:18,440 --> 01:57:20,280
 And Mark cries.

2247
01:57:20,280 --> 01:57:24,280
 He leaves the building, runs off, and Rich has led there in a puddle of blood,

2248
01:57:24,280 --> 01:57:27,080
 bleeding out, and we know he's going to die.

2249
01:57:27,080 --> 01:57:29,880
 And that church, him, that choir starts singing.

2250
01:57:29,880 --> 01:57:30,120
 I'm thinking...

2251
01:57:30,120 --> 01:57:31,960
 I'm over the fields to finish the film.

2252
01:57:31,960 --> 01:57:33,720
 Fucking hell.

2253
01:57:33,720 --> 01:57:39,160
 Honestly, guys, I'm disappointed in you if you didn't take a warning,

2254
01:57:39,160 --> 01:57:40,920
 watch this before, if you haven't seen it.

2255
01:57:40,920 --> 01:57:44,600
 And if you haven't, I hope you've been inspired to watch this film.

2256
01:57:44,600 --> 01:57:47,720
 Paddy Constantine is a force to be reckoned with.

2257
01:57:47,720 --> 01:57:49,160
 His acting is phenomenal.

2258
01:57:49,160 --> 01:57:54,120
 And yes, on paper, this might be a revenge flick, but there's so much deeper than that.

2259
01:57:54,120 --> 01:57:54,920
 I know.

2260
01:57:54,920 --> 01:57:55,400
 And...

2261
01:57:55,400 --> 01:57:58,680
 I was always used this as like a...

2262
01:57:58,680 --> 01:58:00,760
 If I ever...

2263
01:58:00,760 --> 01:58:03,320
 This has always been my inspiration for wanting to make revenge flick.

2264
01:58:03,320 --> 01:58:05,320
 It's just such a good movie.

2265
01:58:05,320 --> 01:58:07,560
 I always feel like it's never been seen almost.

2266
01:58:07,560 --> 01:58:09,080
 Or people never talk about it.

2267
01:58:09,960 --> 01:58:13,000
 The other thing that Empire said about this when it came out,

2268
01:58:13,000 --> 01:58:15,480
 Empire Magazine, they said,

2269
01:58:15,480 --> 01:58:18,520
 "This might be... This might do for slasher's...

2270
01:58:18,520 --> 01:58:21,640
 What 28 days later did for zombie films,

2271
01:58:21,640 --> 01:58:25,000
 but I don't think it really took off in the same way."

2272
01:58:25,000 --> 01:58:25,960
 What are they talking about?

2273
01:58:25,960 --> 01:58:27,000
 That's nonsense.

2274
01:58:27,000 --> 01:58:29,720
 In that, in that it's gritty, and it's based in realism.

2275
01:58:29,720 --> 01:58:32,680
 Yeah, I think it's like an entrepreneurship.

2276
01:58:32,680 --> 01:58:33,240
 I don't think so.

2277
01:58:33,240 --> 01:58:35,000
 I think 20 days later it's based on the first...

2278
01:58:35,000 --> 01:58:36,040
 It's not a slasher film.

2279
01:58:36,040 --> 01:58:38,200
 I mean, it wouldn't want another movie like this, but then it actually...

2280
01:58:38,200 --> 01:58:39,640
 But it is.

2281
01:58:39,640 --> 01:58:41,320
 It's the blueprint of a slasher film.

2282
01:58:41,320 --> 01:58:42,520
 It's a totally...

2283
01:58:42,520 --> 01:58:47,480
 It's a guy in a mask at times going around killing off certain people for a revenge.

2284
01:58:47,480 --> 01:58:49,960
 That's what every slasher is, especially with the mask.

2285
01:58:49,960 --> 01:58:54,280
 But it's just done in a very grounded way.

2286
01:58:54,280 --> 01:58:56,040
 And I think that what they were saying is...

2287
01:58:56,040 --> 01:58:56,840
 It's done in a very grounded way.

2288
01:58:56,840 --> 01:58:59,160
 20 days later it was done in a grounded homegrown way.

2289
01:58:59,160 --> 01:59:00,440
 Or a bigger budget.

2290
01:59:00,440 --> 01:59:03,480
 But it never took off sadly in that way.

2291
01:59:03,480 --> 01:59:04,440
 Which is crazy.

2292
01:59:04,440 --> 01:59:07,800
 But everybody I know that's seen this movie loves it.

2293
01:59:07,800 --> 01:59:10,200
 I don't know anybody who's seen this and doesn't love it.

2294
01:59:10,200 --> 01:59:13,080
 Yeah, it was just in the video shot we just picked it up one day.

2295
01:59:13,080 --> 01:59:17,400
 I don't know if it would have been fucking pimped or premiered or marked as well.

2296
01:59:17,400 --> 01:59:19,720
 But then again, people might not know what they got as executives

2297
01:59:19,720 --> 01:59:22,200
 or publishers or marketers or whatever the fuck.

2298
01:59:22,200 --> 01:59:24,760
 They might not really realise what they've got here.

2299
01:59:24,760 --> 01:59:30,760
 I don't know, if you enjoy cinema and definitely enjoy a good revenge film,

2300
01:59:30,760 --> 01:59:32,600
 this is a...

2301
01:59:32,600 --> 01:59:35,160
 And especially in English one, you get this...

2302
01:59:35,160 --> 01:59:38,040
 This is like, you kind of get a couple of old Michael Cain ones.

2303
01:59:38,040 --> 01:59:41,240
 What's the Michael Cain film?

2304
01:59:41,240 --> 01:59:42,040
 I like it.

2305
01:59:42,040 --> 01:59:43,240
 Get a car, sir.

2306
01:59:43,240 --> 01:59:45,640
 That's a good one.

2307
01:59:45,640 --> 01:59:47,080
 Don't watch the Silver Star one.

2308
01:59:47,080 --> 01:59:48,520
 Watch that recently actually.

2309
01:59:48,520 --> 01:59:51,240
 It's like, "Oh, come on, it's fucking shit."

2310
01:59:51,240 --> 01:59:51,960
 Really bad.

2311
01:59:51,960 --> 01:59:52,680
 "Gruity shit."

2312
01:59:52,680 --> 01:59:56,440
 Obviously this is a thumbs up from Gavin.

2313
01:59:56,440 --> 01:59:57,560
 I'm going to speak for you, Gavin.

2314
01:59:57,560 --> 01:59:59,800
 But it's definitely a massive thumbs up for us.

2315
01:59:59,800 --> 02:00:01,240
 It's a film gods movie to me.

2316
02:00:01,240 --> 02:00:03,400
 Yeah.

2317
02:00:03,400 --> 02:00:07,880
 You know, it's just an incredible achievement in filmmaking on such a small budget.

2318
02:00:07,880 --> 02:00:11,400
 It just goes to show what you can do with an incredible cast and a great script

2319
02:00:11,400 --> 02:00:14,040
 and a good eye behind the camera.

2320
02:00:14,040 --> 02:00:15,960
 It's just phenomenal.

2321
02:00:15,960 --> 02:00:17,800
 My one thing I was going to say though,

2322
02:00:17,800 --> 02:00:19,480
 my one...

2323
02:00:19,480 --> 02:00:21,960
 The one flaw.

2324
02:00:21,960 --> 02:00:22,440
 Get rid of the...

2325
02:00:22,440 --> 02:00:23,240
 The audio music.

2326
02:00:23,240 --> 02:00:26,520
 Apart from that, the plot hole for me is...

2327
02:00:26,520 --> 02:00:32,120
 How would Richard know what happened to Anthony?

2328
02:00:32,120 --> 02:00:33,320
 Because Anthony died.

2329
02:00:33,320 --> 02:00:36,520
 He never would have been able to tell anybody the intricacies of all the torture.

2330
02:00:36,520 --> 02:00:43,240
 The guys would never have admitted it to anybody or wrote it down or had it in a police interview.

2331
02:00:43,240 --> 02:00:46,760
 So all of those flashbacks, my friends.

2332
02:00:46,760 --> 02:00:47,640
 Yeah, it's a mate.

2333
02:00:47,640 --> 02:00:48,200
 It's made up.

2334
02:00:48,200 --> 02:00:50,360
 That's what he thinks they did to him in his head.

2335
02:00:50,360 --> 02:00:52,680
 No, he's not seeing that.

2336
02:00:52,680 --> 02:00:54,760
 Those images for us, the viewer.

2337
02:00:54,760 --> 02:00:55,800
 That's not for Richard.

2338
02:00:55,800 --> 02:00:58,040
 Richard can't back known that he was bullied.

2339
02:00:58,040 --> 02:00:58,840
 But how does it...

2340
02:00:58,840 --> 02:01:01,880
 He doesn't know that they tortured him.

2341
02:01:01,880 --> 02:01:03,000
 How does he know that?

2342
02:01:03,000 --> 02:01:05,960
 Well, no. I imagine...

2343
02:01:05,960 --> 02:01:09,000
 I don't know exactly, but he doesn't know the details.

2344
02:01:09,000 --> 02:01:09,960
 I imagine that he knows...

2345
02:01:09,960 --> 02:01:10,680
 They're too much, really.

2346
02:01:10,680 --> 02:01:12,120
 I don't think you should know.

2347
02:01:12,120 --> 02:01:12,920
 That kind of...

2348
02:01:12,920 --> 02:01:13,960
 That kind of spoils it.

2349
02:01:13,960 --> 02:01:14,840
 I know, that's what I mean.

2350
02:01:14,840 --> 02:01:16,440
 I thought about that after I watched it this much.

2351
02:01:16,440 --> 02:01:17,400
 It's not even...

2352
02:01:17,400 --> 02:01:19,080
 It's not even really cares.

2353
02:01:19,080 --> 02:01:21,640
 It doesn't matter because it's an incredible movie.

2354
02:01:21,640 --> 02:01:22,360
 It does matter.

2355
02:01:22,360 --> 02:01:27,480
 But thank you, Matthew, because it's definitely one that we would have loved to cover at some point.

2356
02:01:27,480 --> 02:01:28,520
 And probably would have done.

2357
02:01:28,520 --> 02:01:29,560
 We would have done.

2358
02:01:29,560 --> 02:01:30,360
 But...

2359
02:01:30,360 --> 02:01:32,280
 Well, we do this thing.

2360
02:01:32,280 --> 02:01:34,280
 Okay, well, everyone wants to know what,

2361
02:01:34,280 --> 02:01:35,240
 or just watch a movie.

2362
02:01:35,240 --> 02:01:35,960
 I'm like,

2363
02:01:35,960 --> 02:01:37,960
 "That'll make a cracking conversation."

2364
02:01:37,960 --> 02:01:39,960
 And our message down, say, "add it to the list."

2365
02:01:39,960 --> 02:01:40,920
 And he added to the list.

2366
02:01:40,920 --> 02:01:43,240
 I think Dead Man Shoes probably actually don't know.

2367
02:01:43,240 --> 02:01:44,520
 Yeah, it's on now.

2368
02:01:44,520 --> 02:01:47,080
 Yeah, I haven't seen it for many years since we've done podcasts.

2369
02:01:47,080 --> 02:01:49,160
 So, if I had done,

2370
02:01:49,160 --> 02:01:50,840
 I would have been messaging you off with saying,

2371
02:01:50,840 --> 02:01:51,640
 "Put it on there."

2372
02:01:51,640 --> 02:01:51,960
 So, yeah.

2373
02:01:51,960 --> 02:01:54,760
 This would have been good paired up with someone like Kill List,

2374
02:01:54,760 --> 02:01:56,040
 which we've already covered anyway.

2375
02:01:56,040 --> 02:01:58,040
 But yeah, why?

2376
02:01:58,040 --> 02:01:58,920
 What a movie.

2377
02:01:58,920 --> 02:01:59,160
 Well,

2378
02:02:00,040 --> 02:02:01,160
 let's move away from that,

2379
02:02:01,160 --> 02:02:03,480
 because there's a lot to unpack in that emotionally.

2380
02:02:03,480 --> 02:02:04,040
 But, Gav,

2381
02:02:04,040 --> 02:02:06,040
 I've just opened my shed.

2382
02:02:06,040 --> 02:02:06,920
 Oh!

2383
02:02:06,920 --> 02:02:09,400
 And it's been a year,

2384
02:02:09,400 --> 02:02:12,040
 but we are going into the time tunnel.

2385
02:02:12,040 --> 02:02:13,880
 Get you ready to get time travelling?

2386
02:02:13,880 --> 02:02:16,600
 I haven't got myself a pants, though.

2387
02:02:16,600 --> 02:02:17,640
 Hang on, there they are.

2388
02:02:17,640 --> 02:02:20,120
 Why are they so shiny if you've been rubbing them?

2389
02:02:20,120 --> 02:02:23,400
 They've been in the cupboard under the stairs,

2390
02:02:23,400 --> 02:02:26,360
 and there's a leak, so they're a bit moistened damp.

2391
02:02:26,360 --> 02:02:27,720
 There's a leak in my pants.

2392
02:02:27,720 --> 02:02:28,840
 Yeah, don't worry about that.

2393
02:02:28,840 --> 02:02:32,600
 Now, there is one I am in the middle of doing some repairs,

2394
02:02:32,600 --> 02:02:34,360
 because it's been a year since I've used it.

2395
02:02:34,360 --> 02:02:35,880
 There is only one seat now

2396
02:02:35,880 --> 02:02:37,880
 in this time machine.

2397
02:02:37,880 --> 02:02:40,200
 So, we do have to sit.

2398
02:02:40,200 --> 02:02:41,080
 Do you want to sit on my lap?

2399
02:02:41,080 --> 02:02:42,120
 Or should I sit on yours?

2400
02:02:42,120 --> 02:02:45,400
 How many ups and downs bumps is there going to be?

2401
02:02:45,400 --> 02:02:48,440
 Because I don't know if I want to be but more top.

2402
02:02:48,440 --> 02:02:49,400
 How many do you want?

2403
02:02:49,400 --> 02:02:50,040
 Why?

2404
02:02:50,040 --> 02:02:50,680
 Hey!

2405
02:02:50,680 --> 02:02:51,480
 I don't know.

2406
02:02:51,480 --> 02:02:52,200
 I don't want any.

2407
02:02:52,200 --> 02:02:53,320
 It's okay.

2408
02:02:53,320 --> 02:02:55,640
 All right, let me press that button there.

2409
02:02:55,640 --> 02:02:56,920
 Can you just reach over?

2410
02:02:56,920 --> 02:02:58,120
 Grab that.

2411
02:02:58,120 --> 02:02:58,920
 Let's do it.

2412
02:02:58,920 --> 02:02:59,720
 Pull that one.

2413
02:02:59,720 --> 02:03:00,440
 Yep.

2414
02:03:00,440 --> 02:03:02,040
 It is getting tighter in here.

2415
02:03:02,040 --> 02:03:02,440
 Yeah.

2416
02:03:02,440 --> 02:03:04,120
 And we're getting bigger as it got smaller.

2417
02:03:04,120 --> 02:03:05,960
 Is it shrunken or what?

2418
02:03:05,960 --> 02:03:07,480
 Better both.

2419
02:03:07,480 --> 02:03:08,600
 Right, hang on, let me just shut the store.

2420
02:03:08,600 --> 02:03:09,240
 I'm ready.

2421
02:03:09,240 --> 02:03:10,920
 Are you ready to go back to 2023?

2422
02:03:10,920 --> 02:03:11,640
 Yep, let's go.

2423
02:03:11,640 --> 02:03:12,280
 Right, hang on.

2424
02:03:12,280 --> 02:03:16,040
 Whoa!

2425
02:03:16,040 --> 02:03:17,560
 What's this machine?

2426
02:03:17,560 --> 02:03:19,160
 This is my time machine.

2427
02:03:19,160 --> 02:03:20,280
 Your time machine?

2428
02:03:20,280 --> 02:03:21,080
 Yeah.

2429
02:03:21,080 --> 02:03:24,600
 For the next five minutes, we are going to be the...

2430
02:03:24,600 --> 02:03:25,400
 ...Tinty.

2431
02:03:25,400 --> 02:03:27,000
 The time machine.

2432
02:03:27,000 --> 02:03:29,800
 What's that?

2433
02:03:29,800 --> 02:03:30,600
 Let me know.

2434
02:03:30,600 --> 02:03:31,400
 Look at that.

2435
02:03:31,400 --> 02:03:33,000
 Oh, he's been dead 100 years.

2436
02:03:33,000 --> 02:03:33,960
 Look at that.

2437
02:03:33,960 --> 02:03:34,600
 Look at that.

2438
02:03:34,600 --> 02:03:35,640
 That's a statue of liberty.

2439
02:03:35,640 --> 02:03:36,600
 Come out of the side.

2440
02:03:36,600 --> 02:03:38,440
 Oh, there's a dinosaur.

2441
02:03:38,440 --> 02:03:39,640
 Oh, my god, look at that.

2442
02:03:39,640 --> 02:03:40,840
 It's something else.

2443
02:03:40,840 --> 02:03:47,240
 All right, now I'll get off my lap.

2444
02:03:47,240 --> 02:03:48,040
 Sorry, sorry.

2445
02:03:48,040 --> 02:03:48,680
 Right.

2446
02:03:48,680 --> 02:03:49,320
 Explain.

2447
02:03:49,320 --> 02:03:50,200
 Where are we?

2448
02:03:50,200 --> 02:03:51,880
 We're in 2023.

2449
02:03:51,880 --> 02:03:52,680
 What?

2450
02:03:52,680 --> 02:03:53,480
 Hey!

2451
02:03:53,480 --> 02:03:54,200
 What is it?

2452
02:03:54,200 --> 02:03:57,480
 It's like, what's there so much condensation on your windows again?

2453
02:03:57,480 --> 02:03:59,560
 I thought you thought of that.

2454
02:03:59,560 --> 02:04:00,840
 It gets really hot on my side.

2455
02:04:00,840 --> 02:04:03,960
 Right, so 2023, looking back.

2456
02:04:03,960 --> 02:04:05,480
 What a year.

2457
02:04:05,480 --> 02:04:06,840
 A year of change, Gav.

2458
02:04:06,840 --> 02:04:08,600
 Lots changed this year.

2459
02:04:08,600 --> 02:04:09,960
 I'll just...

2460
02:04:09,960 --> 02:04:11,880
 I'll just quickly summarize some of the things that happened.

2461
02:04:11,880 --> 02:04:14,040
 And then we'll go through some of the more bigger events.

2462
02:04:14,040 --> 02:04:16,520
 Then we'll get into the horror movies that came out.

2463
02:04:16,520 --> 02:04:18,760
 Because that's the main reason we travel back in time.

2464
02:04:18,760 --> 02:04:24,120
 But 2023, the who declared the end of the COVID-19

2465
02:04:24,120 --> 02:04:25,240
 pandemic this year.

2466
02:04:25,240 --> 02:04:27,240
 Not the band.

2467
02:04:27,240 --> 02:04:28,200
 Not the band, no.

2468
02:04:28,200 --> 02:04:28,920
 I thought you said that.

2469
02:04:28,920 --> 02:04:29,880
 I should have said it.

2470
02:04:29,880 --> 02:04:30,520
 Look at that.

2471
02:04:30,520 --> 02:04:31,640
 And that's what I thought you said.

2472
02:04:31,640 --> 02:04:32,440
 So I'm just going to...

2473
02:04:32,440 --> 02:04:34,360
 I don't remember the band.

2474
02:04:34,360 --> 02:04:36,120
 That's the World Health Organization.

2475
02:04:36,120 --> 02:04:38,360
 The band, the who, caught back together.

2476
02:04:38,360 --> 02:04:39,320
 And when...

2477
02:04:39,320 --> 02:04:39,640
 Right.

2478
02:04:39,640 --> 02:04:42,920
 Oasis to clear the end of the pandemic.

2479
02:04:42,920 --> 02:04:43,880
 We've decided.

2480
02:04:43,880 --> 02:04:46,440
 Because we're not relevant whatsoever.

2481
02:04:46,440 --> 02:04:47,320
 And we're just a band.

2482
02:04:47,320 --> 02:04:48,600
 We've decided.

2483
02:04:48,600 --> 02:04:49,880
 And it's finished.

2484
02:04:49,880 --> 02:04:50,840
 All right, okay.

2485
02:04:50,840 --> 02:04:56,680
 India overtook China in the most populated country in the world this year in 2023.

2486
02:04:56,680 --> 02:04:58,760
 Really?

2487
02:04:58,760 --> 02:05:02,760
 And the two letters that are on everyone's lips were AI.

2488
02:05:02,760 --> 02:05:04,680
 And we'll get more into that in a moment.

2489
02:05:04,680 --> 02:05:05,400
 Oh, I love me.

2490
02:05:05,400 --> 02:05:06,200
 I know.

2491
02:05:06,200 --> 02:05:06,920
 I know you do.

2492
02:05:06,920 --> 02:05:07,880
 I know.

2493
02:05:07,880 --> 02:05:10,200
 Some of the other words that were on people's lips were Barbie,

2494
02:05:10,200 --> 02:05:11,640
 Oppenheimer.

2495
02:05:11,640 --> 02:05:14,680
 There were two most talked about films of the year.

2496
02:05:14,680 --> 02:05:15,320
 And...

2497
02:05:15,320 --> 02:05:16,360
 The FIFA.

2498
02:05:16,360 --> 02:05:18,520
 The FIFA Woman Soccer World Cup.

2499
02:05:19,080 --> 02:05:21,960
 Was also something that people talked about a hell of a lot as well.

2500
02:05:21,960 --> 02:05:26,360
 We also had the conflict carrying on between Russia and Ukraine.

2501
02:05:26,360 --> 02:05:32,840
 And sadly, Israel launched the four-scale war on Hamas in the Palestinian Gaza.

2502
02:05:32,840 --> 02:05:35,240
 So that happened too.

2503
02:05:35,240 --> 02:05:39,160
 But yes, let's run through some of those bits and bobs that happened.

2504
02:05:39,160 --> 02:05:44,600
 On a light a note, a new malaria vaccine was approved.

2505
02:05:44,600 --> 02:05:48,520
 So we may be able to properly cure malaria now.

2506
02:05:48,520 --> 02:05:54,920
 And the UK introduced a drug which seems to have the potential to cure breast cancer.

2507
02:05:54,920 --> 02:05:59,240
 It has breast cancer rates and anyone that's been trialled on.

2508
02:05:59,240 --> 02:06:02,680
 So fingers crossed that that is a thing as well.

2509
02:06:02,680 --> 02:06:06,840
 I know you're going to get on to it, but with AI, there is one thing.

2510
02:06:06,840 --> 02:06:11,640
 AI which will help is medical research.

2511
02:06:11,640 --> 02:06:16,280
 It will start discovering things which we hadn't thought of.

2512
02:06:17,640 --> 02:06:19,400
 Which will help people.

2513
02:06:19,400 --> 02:06:23,960
 Well, I run through the year from January to December very briefly.

2514
02:06:23,960 --> 02:06:28,200
 So in January of 2023, Prince Harry released his book, Spare.

2515
02:06:28,200 --> 02:06:30,440
 I thought he said he released his album some reason then.

2516
02:06:30,440 --> 02:06:31,240
 His rap album.

2517
02:06:31,240 --> 02:06:33,720
 The Prince Harry.

2518
02:06:33,720 --> 02:06:36,200
 The Fresh Prince of Westminster, wherever he's from.

2519
02:06:36,200 --> 02:06:39,240
 Yeah, no, he released his book.

2520
02:06:39,240 --> 02:06:41,720
 Everyone was talking about that because it basically said,

2521
02:06:41,720 --> 02:06:43,320
 "How shit the royal family are."

2522
02:06:43,320 --> 02:06:49,560
 I said, "Well, this shit came out as I'm not even going to put any of the words through my eyes into my head

2523
02:06:49,560 --> 02:06:51,080
 and I'll just ignore everything."

2524
02:06:51,080 --> 02:06:53,400
 Because it's like, it doesn't matter.

2525
02:06:53,400 --> 02:06:56,920
 Who cares? It means nothing.

2526
02:06:56,920 --> 02:06:58,760
 Also in January last year,

2527
02:06:58,760 --> 02:07:02,120
 Buzz Aldrin celebrated his 93rd birthday.

2528
02:07:02,120 --> 02:07:02,760
 Still going.

2529
02:07:02,760 --> 02:07:06,840
 As the quotations first person on the moon?

2530
02:07:06,840 --> 02:07:09,720
 Yeah, maybe.

2531
02:07:10,280 --> 02:07:13,560
 Maybe the first person on Stanley Kubrick set, who knows?

2532
02:07:13,560 --> 02:07:15,640
 Was it Buzz? Was he in the first?

2533
02:07:15,640 --> 02:07:17,160
 He was the...

2534
02:07:17,160 --> 02:07:19,320
 Sorry, I've got it here.

2535
02:07:19,320 --> 02:07:21,560
 The second man to set foot on the moon.

2536
02:07:21,560 --> 02:07:22,200
 Yeah, that's right.

2537
02:07:22,200 --> 02:07:23,240
 It's the first man on the moon.

2538
02:07:23,240 --> 02:07:23,560
 Not Lance.

2539
02:07:23,560 --> 02:07:24,200
 Lance.

2540
02:07:24,200 --> 02:07:25,160
 No, Lance on the moon.

2541
02:07:25,160 --> 02:07:27,480
 Now is Neil Armstrong.

2542
02:07:27,480 --> 02:07:28,200
 I'm joking with you.

2543
02:07:28,200 --> 02:07:28,920
 Lance on the moon.

2544
02:07:28,920 --> 02:07:29,640
 It's the cyclist.

2545
02:07:29,640 --> 02:07:32,920
 Neil Armstrong got on the moon first.

2546
02:07:32,920 --> 02:07:33,400
 Oh, yeah.

2547
02:07:33,400 --> 02:07:36,840
 February, Aussie Osborne.

2548
02:07:36,840 --> 02:07:37,800
 Go on.

2549
02:07:37,800 --> 02:07:39,400
 No, go on.

2550
02:07:39,720 --> 02:07:41,720
 You nobody do you get Aussie Osborne impression?

2551
02:07:41,720 --> 02:07:42,120
 Oh.

2552
02:07:42,120 --> 02:07:44,200
 Sharon!

2553
02:07:44,200 --> 02:07:47,080
 Aussie Osborne, Lance.

2554
02:07:47,080 --> 02:07:47,560
 He's fine.

2555
02:07:47,560 --> 02:07:49,000
 You can retire from touring.

2556
02:07:49,000 --> 02:07:49,960
 He'd be 74.

2557
02:07:49,960 --> 02:07:52,200
 No, he's not.

2558
02:07:52,200 --> 02:07:54,360
 Because Sharon, I get a stick and go,

2559
02:07:54,360 --> 02:07:56,440
 go on Aussie, out you go again.

2560
02:07:56,440 --> 02:07:59,640
 Well, he's got Parkinson's and a spinal injury.

2561
02:07:59,640 --> 02:08:01,640
 So he decided to quit touring.

2562
02:08:01,640 --> 02:08:03,000
 I think he fell over on stage.

2563
02:08:03,000 --> 02:08:03,800
 He's one at one point.

2564
02:08:03,800 --> 02:08:07,400
 I thought about 30 years ago, he was going to stop touring

2565
02:08:07,400 --> 02:08:08,520
 because he's looked too far.

2566
02:08:09,640 --> 02:08:11,560
 I don't know how he still does it,

2567
02:08:11,560 --> 02:08:13,160
 but I've said this before,

2568
02:08:13,160 --> 02:08:15,160
 but there's an album that came out of his.

2569
02:08:15,160 --> 02:08:17,880
 Now it's probably about 15 years ago.

2570
02:08:17,880 --> 02:08:19,240
 It's a solo album.

2571
02:08:19,240 --> 02:08:20,120
 It's pretty decent.

2572
02:08:20,120 --> 02:08:20,920
 I didn't mind it.

2573
02:08:20,920 --> 02:08:23,880
 And I listened to that full volume in my car.

2574
02:08:23,880 --> 02:08:25,560
 And it got to the end of one of the songs.

2575
02:08:25,560 --> 02:08:27,800
 And just the guitars ran out.

2576
02:08:27,800 --> 02:08:29,880
 You can hear Aussie saying in the background,

2577
02:08:29,880 --> 02:08:31,160
 because I had it full volume.

2578
02:08:31,160 --> 02:08:32,600
 Is that it?

2579
02:08:32,600 --> 02:08:34,920
 You know, all like that.

2580
02:08:34,920 --> 02:08:35,880
 Can we finish now?

2581
02:08:35,880 --> 02:08:37,640
 Can I go over whatever that is?

2582
02:08:37,640 --> 02:08:40,360
 And it was like, oh my god, that's still in there.

2583
02:08:40,360 --> 02:08:43,160
 And I reckon that they would probably snuck that in there.

2584
02:08:43,160 --> 02:08:45,720
 The engineers, like fuck this, we keep that in.

2585
02:08:45,720 --> 02:08:46,920
 Because they would have seen it.

2586
02:08:46,920 --> 02:08:48,840
 There's no way they'd let that out.

2587
02:08:48,840 --> 02:08:50,680
 So I reckon they'd have fucking keep that in there.

2588
02:08:50,680 --> 02:08:51,720
 Nice.

2589
02:08:51,720 --> 02:08:53,640
 You get that in a lot of hip-hop albums, don't you?

2590
02:08:53,640 --> 02:08:55,400
 Yeah, but this is like almost bit of a diss though.

2591
02:08:55,400 --> 02:08:56,520
 It's a bit like fucking,

2592
02:08:56,520 --> 02:08:58,680
 you know, Sharon leaving my loan.

2593
02:08:58,680 --> 02:09:01,400
 And also in February, sadly,

2594
02:09:01,400 --> 02:09:06,600
 Turki and Syria were hit by a 7.8 magnitude earthquake

2595
02:09:06,600 --> 02:09:09,400
 that killed just under 60,000 people.

2596
02:09:09,400 --> 02:09:14,440
 And over the next three weeks, 10,000 aftershocks,

2597
02:09:14,440 --> 02:09:18,040
 so 10,000 more mini earthquakes happened over the next three weeks.

2598
02:09:18,040 --> 02:09:22,680
 It's the deadliest earthquake in Turkey since 526 A.D.

2599
02:09:22,680 --> 02:09:27,320
 And the deadliest earthquake in Syria since 1822.

2600
02:09:27,320 --> 02:09:28,840
 Yeah.

2601
02:09:28,840 --> 02:09:31,480
 Adman, wasn't that?

2602
02:09:31,480 --> 02:09:33,480
 Yeah, but we've seen quite a lot of

2603
02:09:35,000 --> 02:09:37,240
 terrible things happen around the world,

2604
02:09:37,240 --> 02:09:42,920
 which does mean that the population has decreased.

2605
02:09:42,920 --> 02:09:46,600
 Well, the earth is getting overcrowded.

2606
02:09:46,600 --> 02:09:48,440
 And I do sometimes think that this is,

2607
02:09:48,440 --> 02:09:51,560
 and on the no way, celebrating these events,

2608
02:09:51,560 --> 02:09:52,760
 please, that's not what I'm saying.

2609
02:09:52,760 --> 02:09:56,120
 But what I do think is when these events happen,

2610
02:09:56,120 --> 02:09:56,920
 is the earth,

2611
02:09:56,920 --> 02:09:59,960
 you know, is it so awful,

2612
02:09:59,960 --> 02:10:01,720
 popular that there's some way that

2613
02:10:01,720 --> 02:10:04,520
 another nature has, I need to reduce these numbers.

2614
02:10:04,520 --> 02:10:08,040
 It's awful to say that, but it's just proof of thought, maybe.

2615
02:10:08,040 --> 02:10:10,040
 Maybe I shouldn't have said that, I don't know, but...

2616
02:10:10,040 --> 02:10:13,960
 I don't think there's any sort of consciousness in that,

2617
02:10:13,960 --> 02:10:16,520
 or like even a natural progression of that happening.

2618
02:10:16,520 --> 02:10:18,600
 But I do understand what you're saying,

2619
02:10:18,600 --> 02:10:22,520
 because there's a lot of a lot more people in a certain area,

2620
02:10:22,520 --> 02:10:25,320
 where there's a lot more heat going to be radiated from that area.

2621
02:10:25,320 --> 02:10:29,720
 And that's going to maybe cause impacts in other certain areas

2622
02:10:29,720 --> 02:10:31,240
 and be dominant effects.

2623
02:10:31,240 --> 02:10:31,880
 Definitely.

2624
02:10:31,880 --> 02:10:33,640
 Yeah.

2625
02:10:33,640 --> 02:10:35,160
 So, yeah, I understand what you're saying, though.

2626
02:10:35,160 --> 02:10:38,920
 In February, the end of February 2023,

2627
02:10:38,920 --> 02:10:42,520
 the FBI publicly confirmed that they believed

2628
02:10:42,520 --> 02:10:46,440
 COVID-19 originated in a laboratory in Wuhan, China.

2629
02:10:46,440 --> 02:10:49,800
 So the FBI came out and said, "We think it was manufactured

2630
02:10:49,800 --> 02:10:51,000
 in a lab in China."

2631
02:10:51,000 --> 02:10:52,520
 And was that proven, though?

2632
02:10:52,520 --> 02:10:54,120
 Not proven, but that's what they believe.

2633
02:10:54,120 --> 02:10:56,120
 Do you not believe the FBI?

2634
02:10:56,120 --> 02:10:58,520
 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not...

2635
02:10:58,520 --> 02:10:59,240
 I don't.

2636
02:10:59,240 --> 02:11:00,920
 I was just saying, was that proven?

2637
02:11:00,920 --> 02:11:02,120
 I wasn't any...

2638
02:11:02,120 --> 02:11:02,520
 No, no, no.

2639
02:11:02,520 --> 02:11:03,720
 I'm sorry.

2640
02:11:03,720 --> 02:11:04,920
 I'm sorry.

2641
02:11:04,920 --> 02:11:06,200
 Again, to be honest,

2642
02:11:06,200 --> 02:11:09,320
 well, whatever.

2643
02:11:09,320 --> 02:11:10,680
 It's the same with this nowadays.

2644
02:11:10,680 --> 02:11:12,920
 That's how I am with most things now.

2645
02:11:12,920 --> 02:11:15,800
 I'm kind of like, okay, because there's so many different sides.

2646
02:11:15,800 --> 02:11:20,120
 And you've got AI bots and things working continuously,

2647
02:11:20,120 --> 02:11:24,120
 trying to put a certain news bar south of one side or the other

2648
02:11:24,120 --> 02:11:25,800
 for such agendas.

2649
02:11:25,800 --> 02:11:27,080
 To the point where there's...

2650
02:11:27,080 --> 02:11:30,680
 You can't believe in almost most things.

2651
02:11:30,680 --> 02:11:32,680
 So it's a kind of more of a...

2652
02:11:32,680 --> 02:11:34,200
 Okay, maybe.

2653
02:11:34,200 --> 02:11:36,040
 Give me the proof, and then I'm...

2654
02:11:36,040 --> 02:11:36,840
 I'm just...

2655
02:11:36,840 --> 02:11:39,160
 Okay, because even if they do show proofs,

2656
02:11:39,160 --> 02:11:42,600
 I'd like this is like, when the hospital,

2657
02:11:42,600 --> 02:11:45,800
 which they say, got bombed by one side.

2658
02:11:45,800 --> 02:11:47,960
 And then they found out it was the home side

2659
02:11:47,960 --> 02:11:51,320
 when some of their own missiles hit the hospital.

2660
02:11:51,320 --> 02:11:55,160
 But three major newspapers ran with it and did a massive thing

2661
02:11:55,160 --> 02:11:56,520
 before they actually needed proof of it.

2662
02:11:56,520 --> 02:11:58,360
 And then they never retracted those claims.

2663
02:11:58,360 --> 02:11:59,560
 And it's just things like that.

2664
02:11:59,560 --> 02:12:01,560
 So no one could believe anyone anymore.

2665
02:12:01,560 --> 02:12:04,040
 And I don't know, you have to believe in yourself

2666
02:12:04,040 --> 02:12:06,840
 and what you want to believe in, I guess.

2667
02:12:06,840 --> 02:12:09,320
 Well, I'll tell you what you can believe in, Gav.

2668
02:12:09,320 --> 02:12:10,920
 In March...

2669
02:12:10,920 --> 02:12:11,640
 Yes.

2670
02:12:11,640 --> 02:12:15,880
 The US Record Industry reported for the first time since 1987.

2671
02:12:15,880 --> 02:12:17,080
 It isn't in the industry.

2672
02:12:17,080 --> 02:12:21,880
 Yeah, the US Record Industry reported for the first time since 1987

2673
02:12:21,880 --> 02:12:26,680
 that vinyl record sales exceeded CD sales.

2674
02:12:26,680 --> 02:12:32,280
 So, last year, more people bought vinyl records than they did say CDs in the US.

2675
02:12:32,280 --> 02:12:33,160
 I love that.

2676
02:12:33,160 --> 02:12:36,120
 Oh, yeah, but I was only saying that because I was thinking

2677
02:12:36,120 --> 02:12:41,080
 who buy CDs now anyway, because everyone can stream fairly cheaply

2678
02:12:41,080 --> 02:12:42,520
 or for the devices.

2679
02:12:42,520 --> 02:12:46,920
 And yeah, because it's not too expensive to be able to have a

2680
02:12:46,920 --> 02:12:53,560
 fairly alright month gigabot's, whatever bandwidth.

2681
02:12:53,560 --> 02:12:56,760
 Anyway, regardless of that.

2682
02:12:56,760 --> 02:12:57,560
 Cool.

2683
02:12:57,560 --> 02:12:59,240
 I'm trying to flug my vinyl.

2684
02:12:59,240 --> 02:13:00,440
 Anyone want to buy some vinyl?

2685
02:13:00,440 --> 02:13:01,240
 Well, I've come to me.

2686
02:13:01,240 --> 02:13:03,240
 I mean, you're right because I mean, Alice and I now have a joint.

2687
02:13:03,240 --> 02:13:04,920
 I don't want it ready so much.

2688
02:13:04,920 --> 02:13:06,120
 Alice and I have a joint decay.

2689
02:13:06,120 --> 02:13:09,880
 So we've heard only 15 pounds a month between the two of us.

2690
02:13:09,880 --> 02:13:11,800
 Yeah, we've got Spotify Premium.

2691
02:13:11,800 --> 02:13:14,120
 And not only is it, I discovered a couple of weeks ago,

2692
02:13:14,120 --> 02:13:17,080
 it's got loads of books on there, audio books on there as well as

2693
02:13:17,080 --> 02:13:19,080
 obviously podcasts and music.

2694
02:13:19,080 --> 02:13:22,520
 So, when it's a Spotify, you've got access to so much.

2695
02:13:22,520 --> 02:13:25,800
 You know, you don't really need, I mean, obviously it's nice to have

2696
02:13:25,800 --> 02:13:28,120
 physical media, but if you don't want it, you don't need it.

2697
02:13:28,120 --> 02:13:32,120
 So it's interesting that rec vinyl is become obviously more of a

2698
02:13:32,120 --> 02:13:35,560
 collector's people have gone back to collecting physical media.

2699
02:13:35,560 --> 02:13:38,200
 And they've actually gone back further than CDs to vinyl.

2700
02:13:38,200 --> 02:13:39,640
 I think that's very interesting.

2701
02:13:39,640 --> 02:13:45,240
 Yeah, I've just, literally they have, they just open up a shop in hard,

2702
02:13:45,240 --> 02:13:46,360
 not hard to find records.

2703
02:13:48,440 --> 02:13:53,480
 And wherever they have one, Disgogs, open up a shop with their to sell my vinyl on there.

2704
02:13:53,480 --> 02:13:59,480
 Because, yeah, I personally don't want stuff anymore.

2705
02:13:59,480 --> 02:14:04,040
 I've kept, I've still kept, no, quite a lot of records, which is my favourite records.

2706
02:14:04,040 --> 02:14:05,400
 I've got some really good ones.

2707
02:14:05,400 --> 02:14:09,480
 But I don't really want stuff.

2708
02:14:09,480 --> 02:14:11,160
 It's weird though, my movie collection.

2709
02:14:11,160 --> 02:14:14,760
 I'm quite happy to have a fucking stacked shelving,

2710
02:14:14,760 --> 02:14:18,840
 free deep of DVDs, videos and blue rays of some reason.

2711
02:14:18,840 --> 02:14:23,480
 But music, I've kind of, I mean, I need it on my digital DJ now as well.

2712
02:14:23,480 --> 02:14:25,320
 So, I don't know.

2713
02:14:25,320 --> 02:14:27,720
 It's just, I don't have time to play it.

2714
02:14:27,720 --> 02:14:28,760
 First of all.

2715
02:14:28,760 --> 02:14:32,280
 Well, yeah, we were talking about that offer,

2716
02:14:32,280 --> 02:14:36,760
 weren't we? I was saying that I was having a big clear out of all my DVDs again and my VHS.

2717
02:14:36,760 --> 02:14:39,880
 Because space, you know, my household is doubled.

2718
02:14:39,880 --> 02:14:42,120
 You know, there's four of us now.

2719
02:14:42,120 --> 02:14:45,800
 Although there are any little at the moment that at some point I'm going to need more room and more space.

2720
02:14:45,800 --> 02:14:49,560
 And also, I can't justify owning a lot of this stuff anymore really.

2721
02:14:49,560 --> 02:14:51,080
 You know, it's just collecting dust.

2722
02:14:51,080 --> 02:14:52,280
 So, it's a shame that...

2723
02:14:52,280 --> 02:14:55,640
 I, a lot of my records, like, I've got some great records now.

2724
02:14:55,640 --> 02:14:57,880
 All the originals, because I used to go to the Car Boot sales,

2725
02:14:57,880 --> 02:15:00,200
 pick them up, be like a Quill-Each albums now,

2726
02:15:00,200 --> 02:15:02,920
 which I could sell for like 50, 60 Quill-Easily.

2727
02:15:02,920 --> 02:15:03,880
 A lot of them, you know.

2728
02:15:03,880 --> 02:15:09,320
 And of course, love having them and playing them, what sort of stuff.

2729
02:15:09,320 --> 02:15:11,080
 But it's just the one I think is that.

2730
02:15:11,080 --> 02:15:13,320
 I don't need them.

2731
02:15:13,320 --> 02:15:13,560
 Yeah.

2732
02:15:13,560 --> 02:15:16,120
 Well, I'll open the floor up to you on this next one,

2733
02:15:16,120 --> 02:15:21,400
 because in March, last year, the Open AI, the company released

2734
02:15:21,400 --> 02:15:26,120
 GBT4, the upgraded version of their popular artificial intelligence chatbot.

2735
02:15:26,120 --> 02:15:29,640
 So, take it away, Gav, tell us why you love AI.

2736
02:15:29,640 --> 02:15:37,560
 For someone like myself, which is fairly uneducated and still struggle with

2737
02:15:39,480 --> 02:15:45,800
 English business stuff like things like that, promotions, self-promotion.

2738
02:15:45,800 --> 02:15:49,480
 There's a lot of things in business-wise you can use AI for where

2739
02:15:49,480 --> 02:15:51,960
 that can help those areas.

2740
02:15:51,960 --> 02:15:55,800
 But for me, like, for example, the other day, I was...

2741
02:15:55,800 --> 02:15:59,880
 I've downloaded chat GBT for my tablet.

2742
02:15:59,880 --> 02:16:01,400
 And the other day...

2743
02:16:01,400 --> 02:16:02,360
 Oh, that sounds like it.

2744
02:16:02,360 --> 02:16:04,680
 And the other day, I was like, "Right, I need to."

2745
02:16:04,680 --> 02:16:07,640
 Because people might say, "Well, what's the difference between that and say Google?"

2746
02:16:07,640 --> 02:16:11,400
 Because you can ask Google, or you ask your Alexa questions, and they give you answer

2747
02:16:11,400 --> 02:16:12,920
 straight away fairly quickly.

2748
02:16:12,920 --> 02:16:20,440
 With chat GBT, it's AI, you can go further and further and further with it.

2749
02:16:20,440 --> 02:16:21,400
 If you...

2750
02:16:21,400 --> 02:16:24,920
 The other day, I had an idea for a film.

2751
02:16:24,920 --> 02:16:30,920
 So, I turn on the talking mode, and then I go back and forth with the AI talking back and forth

2752
02:16:30,920 --> 02:16:31,560
 with my mode.

2753
02:16:31,560 --> 02:16:34,200
 And it just comes back to you with...

2754
02:16:34,200 --> 02:16:37,000
 For me, as a creator, sometimes it's very hard to be creative

2755
02:16:37,000 --> 02:16:39,720
 when you're surrounded by people who are not creative people.

2756
02:16:39,720 --> 02:16:41,800
 And you work as a normal job, and then not.

2757
02:16:41,800 --> 02:16:44,920
 And they just go, "Oh, it's Spielberg, all day long."

2758
02:16:44,920 --> 02:16:46,520
 That's what a film would try to get all the time.

2759
02:16:46,520 --> 02:16:51,320
 This is like someone who's very positive, so I said, "I've got an idea, chat GBT about a movie.

2760
02:16:51,320 --> 02:16:52,840
 It involves two people."

2761
02:16:52,840 --> 02:16:55,960
 And you explain it, and they say, "Hey, that's a great idea.

2762
02:16:55,960 --> 02:16:56,840
 How about doing it?"

2763
02:16:56,840 --> 02:16:58,520
 And you can go back and forwards.

2764
02:16:58,520 --> 02:17:02,360
 Some people may say, like, "Oh, maybe there's a bit of cheating using the AI, isn't it?"

2765
02:17:02,360 --> 02:17:03,480
 It's kind of tough.

2766
02:17:03,480 --> 02:17:04,760
 Fuck off, basically.

2767
02:17:04,760 --> 02:17:09,720
 I'm going to say that for a creative lot myself, it works incredibly.

2768
02:17:09,720 --> 02:17:12,920
 If I had this before, ShutterDeaf, it'd be so amazing to make ShutterDeaf.

2769
02:17:12,920 --> 02:17:14,440
 It would have been clearer to the point.

2770
02:17:14,440 --> 02:17:15,800
 It'd be a different film, probably.

2771
02:17:15,800 --> 02:17:19,160
 And also, there's other things.

2772
02:17:19,160 --> 02:17:19,560
 I don't know.

2773
02:17:19,560 --> 02:17:20,920
 AI can do a lot of other things.

2774
02:17:20,920 --> 02:17:22,760
 I'm just tipping just a little bit.

2775
02:17:22,760 --> 02:17:24,840
 Well, you could put the right into it.

2776
02:17:24,840 --> 02:17:26,280
 What ingredients you have in your fridge?

2777
02:17:26,280 --> 02:17:27,960
 And say, "These ingredients have my fridge.

2778
02:17:27,960 --> 02:17:29,400
 Can you give me a recipe?"

2779
02:17:29,400 --> 02:17:31,880
 It will give you a recipe in seconds.

2780
02:17:31,880 --> 02:17:33,000
 And then you go, "I don't like it.

2781
02:17:33,000 --> 02:17:33,720
 Give me another.

2782
02:17:33,720 --> 02:17:34,760
 It would do it again.

2783
02:17:34,760 --> 02:17:37,400
 From the ingredients you have in your fridge."

2784
02:17:37,400 --> 02:17:38,600
 It's very interesting.

2785
02:17:38,600 --> 02:17:40,520
 The other night, I didn't realise Alice was doing this.

2786
02:17:40,520 --> 02:17:43,000
 She was asking me what makes a good hip hop song.

2787
02:17:43,000 --> 02:17:45,080
 And she said, "Give me some elements."

2788
02:17:45,080 --> 02:17:47,960
 And so I told her, five or six elements, you know,

2789
02:17:47,960 --> 02:17:51,880
 like a boom-back beat, early '90s New York Gritty,

2790
02:17:51,880 --> 02:17:53,560
 but also some horns.

2791
02:17:53,560 --> 02:17:56,200
 I described, I gave her about 10 words.

2792
02:17:56,200 --> 02:17:59,160
 And then I realised she was putting them into chat at GPT.

2793
02:17:59,160 --> 02:18:04,520
 And she then sent me a 30 second beat.

2794
02:18:04,520 --> 02:18:07,400
 And I was like, "This is like incredible.

2795
02:18:07,400 --> 02:18:08,680
 This is like a tribal quest."

2796
02:18:08,680 --> 02:18:12,200
 And I gave her some more than she did when it sounded a bit like a wee-tongue plan.

2797
02:18:12,200 --> 02:18:17,240
 And it's just writing 30 seconds snippets of songs for her within seconds.

2798
02:18:17,240 --> 02:18:18,760
 Was she using...

2799
02:18:18,760 --> 02:18:20,120
 Same as you, chat GPT.

2800
02:18:20,120 --> 02:18:21,720
 Is she paying for like a full version?

2801
02:18:21,720 --> 02:18:23,000
 Yeah, she's got a bunch of...

2802
02:18:23,000 --> 02:18:23,640
 I have done it.

2803
02:18:23,640 --> 02:18:24,840
 Oh, cool.

2804
02:18:24,840 --> 02:18:28,520
 And she asked it to write a rap song about me.

2805
02:18:28,520 --> 02:18:30,680
 And it did, you know, the lyrics and stuff like that.

2806
02:18:30,680 --> 02:18:33,000
 And you can go further with it if you pay more of a scene stuff.

2807
02:18:33,000 --> 02:18:35,160
 It's just crazy that it can do it.

2808
02:18:35,160 --> 02:18:38,680
 But you'll see throughout the year, as I recap the year,

2809
02:18:38,680 --> 02:18:41,720
 this comes more into...

2810
02:18:41,720 --> 02:18:44,440
 Well, for people's worries as well.

2811
02:18:44,440 --> 02:18:45,400
 Yeah, absolutely.

2812
02:18:45,400 --> 02:18:46,520
 You know, obviously, you know.

2813
02:18:46,520 --> 02:18:49,880
 But don't be scared by what Terminator 2 was showing, you know.

2814
02:18:49,880 --> 02:18:52,120
 It will help a lot of ways.

2815
02:18:52,120 --> 02:18:56,840
 And also very much, there is one thing where chat GPT is now helping make itself.

2816
02:18:57,800 --> 02:18:58,920
 There's no models.

2817
02:18:58,920 --> 02:19:01,880
 And also, there was one thing, this might scare you a little bit.

2818
02:19:01,880 --> 02:19:05,400
 There was a thing where you see where you did a test switch with an AI.

2819
02:19:05,400 --> 02:19:09,640
 And it tried to get past the scene, the capture bit where it's, you know,

2820
02:19:09,640 --> 02:19:10,760
 fitting the space at all.

2821
02:19:10,760 --> 02:19:12,280
 Yeah, you were very part or not.

2822
02:19:12,280 --> 02:19:14,360
 And basically, it said...

2823
02:19:14,360 --> 02:19:16,040
 It fought about it for a moment and said,

2824
02:19:16,040 --> 02:19:18,280
 "I've got a heart of...

2825
02:19:18,280 --> 02:19:21,400
 I can't see very well because my eyesight's too bad.

2826
02:19:21,400 --> 02:19:22,920
 Can you help me fit in for me?"

2827
02:19:22,920 --> 02:19:24,280
 And it got...

2828
02:19:24,280 --> 02:19:25,080
 It's like...

2829
02:19:25,080 --> 02:19:26,040
 It's side...

2830
02:19:26,040 --> 02:19:26,840
 Side-doored.

2831
02:19:26,840 --> 02:19:28,040
 Yeah.

2832
02:19:28,040 --> 02:19:29,240
 Amazing.

2833
02:19:29,240 --> 02:19:32,440
 Well, funny enough, later on in March,

2834
02:19:32,440 --> 02:19:37,640
 Italy banned the use of chat GPT over data security concerns.

2835
02:19:37,640 --> 02:19:40,040
 So Italy banned it.

2836
02:19:40,040 --> 02:19:45,960
 Okay, well, there was a very big meeting recently in a lot of our high-end people

2837
02:19:45,960 --> 02:19:49,720
 who have all agreed and done a thing where they've slowed it down because,

2838
02:19:49,720 --> 02:19:51,240
 basically, it does come into it.

2839
02:19:51,240 --> 02:19:55,000
 The other side of it is where you need to slow the progression of AI down

2840
02:19:55,000 --> 02:19:56,200
 because we have...

2841
02:19:56,200 --> 02:19:59,560
 Why not have the security in place in case anything did actually go wrong?

2842
02:19:59,560 --> 02:20:03,000
 So they need to slow it down just like very quickly,

2843
02:20:03,000 --> 02:20:04,440
 so they can try and get security in place,

2844
02:20:04,440 --> 02:20:05,800
 and then it can start up again.

2845
02:20:05,800 --> 02:20:07,800
 It needs to be police properly, doesn't it?

2846
02:20:07,800 --> 02:20:09,320
 Well, it's not making it self.

2847
02:20:09,320 --> 02:20:12,280
 It's only when it comes relevant to actually...

2848
02:20:12,280 --> 02:20:15,080
 It actually becomes that point where it knows what it is.

2849
02:20:15,080 --> 02:20:19,160
 Well, moving into April of last year,

2850
02:20:19,160 --> 02:20:23,640
 NASA announced that they were going to be sending people to the moon

2851
02:20:23,640 --> 02:20:25,800
 for the first time in over 50 years.

2852
02:20:25,800 --> 02:20:27,560
 Yeah.

2853
02:20:27,560 --> 02:20:31,960
 Or did Danny Kubrick or a chat GPT director...

2854
02:20:31,960 --> 02:20:34,280
 I don't know, or find out.

2855
02:20:34,280 --> 02:20:39,320
 One good thing I always do at the moment is looking at the climate

2856
02:20:39,320 --> 02:20:42,840
 and the weather around the world and helping different ways to do things.

2857
02:20:42,840 --> 02:20:44,600
 It's actually working already at the moon.

2858
02:20:44,600 --> 02:20:46,520
 Which is good.

2859
02:20:46,520 --> 02:20:47,000
 It is amazing.

2860
02:20:47,000 --> 02:20:47,800
 It is amazing.

2861
02:20:47,800 --> 02:20:49,000
 Yeah.

2862
02:20:49,000 --> 02:20:49,880
 You know, it's things like that.

2863
02:20:49,880 --> 02:20:51,800
 But I don't think at some point they can go,

2864
02:20:51,800 --> 02:20:55,480
 like, let's turn off the electricity for the humans worldwide.

2865
02:20:55,480 --> 02:20:58,040
 And then we all die.

2866
02:20:58,040 --> 02:20:59,640
 You know.

2867
02:20:59,640 --> 02:21:01,480
 Well, I'm a lighter now.

2868
02:21:01,480 --> 02:21:03,640
 And I don't know why you and I were invited to this.

2869
02:21:03,640 --> 02:21:09,400
 But Willie Nelson celebrated his 90th birthday party with a two day music concert in his garden.

2870
02:21:09,400 --> 02:21:12,200
 It'd just be him and Snoop Dogg smoking loads of weed.

2871
02:21:12,200 --> 02:21:16,680
 Two days of music in his garden, 90 years old.

2872
02:21:16,680 --> 02:21:18,920
 Two days of smoking weed with Willie Nelson.

2873
02:21:18,920 --> 02:21:20,600
 And Snoop Dogg.

2874
02:21:21,560 --> 02:21:23,400
 So moving into May,

2875
02:21:23,400 --> 02:21:28,680
 Jeffrey Hinton, the godfather of AI, resigned from Google

2876
02:21:28,680 --> 02:21:34,680
 over growing concerns of AI spreading and dangers of the emerging technology.

2877
02:21:34,680 --> 02:21:37,080
 Really?

2878
02:21:37,080 --> 02:21:37,960
 I didn't know that.

2879
02:21:37,960 --> 02:21:43,240
 Also in May, the writers' guild of America went on strike.

2880
02:21:43,240 --> 02:21:43,400
 Then they...

2881
02:21:43,400 --> 02:21:46,120
 And this is because one reason is because of AI.

2882
02:21:46,120 --> 02:21:46,840
 Because of AI?

2883
02:21:46,840 --> 02:21:50,200
 So this is, it's affected a lot of news stories from last year.

2884
02:21:50,200 --> 02:21:52,440
 As I was trying to say earlier though, when I said,

2885
02:21:52,440 --> 02:21:53,880
 "Well, you can just fuck off if you don't like it."

2886
02:21:53,880 --> 02:21:55,960
 It's because it's like downloading.

2887
02:21:55,960 --> 02:21:57,160
 It's not going anywhere.

2888
02:21:57,160 --> 02:21:58,760
 And you've got to get along work along with it.

2889
02:21:58,760 --> 02:22:00,840
 So for myself, I'm going to try and be creative.

2890
02:22:00,840 --> 02:22:03,320
 And I said, "This is everyone dead, but we are like,

2891
02:22:03,320 --> 02:22:05,080
 we need to be able to implement AI."

2892
02:22:05,080 --> 02:22:06,840
 And the next thing we're making at the moment,

2893
02:22:06,840 --> 02:22:08,120
 I'm starting to get to the moment,

2894
02:22:08,120 --> 02:22:10,040
 has an AI-made thing in it.

2895
02:22:10,040 --> 02:22:12,360
 Because it was like,

2896
02:22:12,360 --> 02:22:13,560
 how are we going to do that?

2897
02:22:13,560 --> 02:22:15,640
 But it's like, we can do that with that.

2898
02:22:15,640 --> 02:22:16,280
 And it's been done.

2899
02:22:16,280 --> 02:22:17,880
 It looks fantastic.

2900
02:22:17,880 --> 02:22:19,240
 And it would just slip in there.

2901
02:22:19,240 --> 02:22:22,040
 Like, say, in Kill Bill, where you get animation

2902
02:22:22,040 --> 02:22:23,720
 just slips into the movie or something.

2903
02:22:23,720 --> 02:22:25,400
 It'd just be like that, but it would work.

2904
02:22:25,400 --> 02:22:29,480
 In filmmaking as well,

2905
02:22:29,480 --> 02:22:30,760
 and music making and stuff,

2906
02:22:30,760 --> 02:22:33,560
 AI is going to take over as well.

2907
02:22:33,560 --> 02:22:37,720
 Well, in May, Elon Musk was given the go ahead

2908
02:22:37,720 --> 02:22:41,080
 to trial his neural ink brain implants on humans.

2909
02:22:41,080 --> 02:22:42,120
 Yeah.

2910
02:22:42,120 --> 02:22:44,280
 So do you know more about this?

2911
02:22:44,280 --> 02:22:45,880
 I don't know much about this, do you?

2912
02:22:45,880 --> 02:22:48,440
 Yeah, the main reason that's for first trying to do this

2913
02:22:48,440 --> 02:22:51,400
 is to get people who might have MS or people

2914
02:22:51,400 --> 02:22:51,960
 who've got like,

2915
02:22:51,960 --> 02:22:56,440
 paralyzed to get them linked to their spine.

2916
02:22:56,440 --> 02:22:57,240
 Oh, yes.

2917
02:22:57,240 --> 02:22:59,080
 So actually, you can get work moving again.

2918
02:22:59,080 --> 02:23:00,600
 And it will actually happen.

2919
02:23:00,600 --> 02:23:02,680
 The other four is, eventually, to have this.

2920
02:23:02,680 --> 02:23:04,920
 So you would basically be able to talk to people

2921
02:23:04,920 --> 02:23:05,880
 without actually speaking.

2922
02:23:05,880 --> 02:23:08,920
 And you'd be able to know people's faults.

2923
02:23:08,920 --> 02:23:11,080
 Like, you know.

2924
02:23:11,080 --> 02:23:11,320
 Yeah.

2925
02:23:11,320 --> 02:23:15,880
 In June, former US President Donald Trump

2926
02:23:15,880 --> 02:23:19,000
 has formally accused a mishandling classified document

2927
02:23:19,000 --> 02:23:21,000
 to trial, which is still going on at the moment.

2928
02:23:21,000 --> 02:23:24,280
 Now, that and many other things he's apparently done.

2929
02:23:24,280 --> 02:23:25,400
 Politics.

2930
02:23:25,400 --> 02:23:27,560
 And yet he's still ready for president.

2931
02:23:27,560 --> 02:23:28,360
 I don't think that's the fact.

2932
02:23:28,360 --> 02:23:31,400
 It's the more you're looking at politics nowadays

2933
02:23:31,400 --> 02:23:32,360
 and where you go,

2934
02:23:32,360 --> 02:23:35,880
 it's just literally like a bunch of clowns.

2935
02:23:35,880 --> 02:23:36,760
 All of them.

2936
02:23:36,760 --> 02:23:38,600
 It's all just ridiculous nonsense.

2937
02:23:38,600 --> 02:23:39,320
 All of it.

2938
02:23:39,320 --> 02:23:40,280
 It's just noise.

2939
02:23:40,280 --> 02:23:43,640
 Oh, go away.

2940
02:23:44,920 --> 02:23:46,520
 Like flies buzzing around your head.

2941
02:23:46,520 --> 02:23:49,480
 It's just every time it's something more, more nonsense.

2942
02:23:49,480 --> 02:23:49,880
 For more.

2943
02:23:49,880 --> 02:23:52,680
 Well, keeping on topic in June last year.

2944
02:23:52,680 --> 02:23:55,800
 The Grammys updated their rules

2945
02:23:55,800 --> 02:23:58,440
 to restrict songs generated by AI.

2946
02:23:58,440 --> 02:24:04,280
 So only human written songs and produced songs are allowed

2947
02:24:04,280 --> 02:24:05,240
 in the Grammys.

2948
02:24:05,240 --> 02:24:05,640
 Yeah.

2949
02:24:05,640 --> 02:24:07,160
 That's absolutely right.

2950
02:24:07,160 --> 02:24:10,280
 How are they going to, and they, I bet they have to use AI

2951
02:24:10,280 --> 02:24:11,400
 to go through it.

2952
02:24:11,400 --> 02:24:14,360
 They're going to have to use AI to go through

2953
02:24:14,360 --> 02:24:16,600
 which songs are AI or not AI.

2954
02:24:16,600 --> 02:24:20,680
 Another thing happened in June, which everyone was talking about.

2955
02:24:20,680 --> 02:24:25,640
 And that was the Ocean Gate Titan semi-submursable submarine

2956
02:24:25,640 --> 02:24:26,840
 that imploded.

2957
02:24:26,840 --> 02:24:27,560
 That was fucked.

2958
02:24:27,560 --> 02:24:29,400
 Yeah, it was fucked, wasn't it?

2959
02:24:29,400 --> 02:24:31,800
 I think it was five people.

2960
02:24:31,800 --> 02:24:34,760
 Yeah, five people on their all lost their lives.

2961
02:24:34,760 --> 02:24:35,720
 It took them a four days.

2962
02:24:35,720 --> 02:24:36,360
 Every four days.

2963
02:24:36,360 --> 02:24:37,240
 They watched that didn't they?

2964
02:24:37,240 --> 02:24:38,520
 Because that's like that.

2965
02:24:38,520 --> 02:24:40,600
 That was unfortunately like, well, we're

2966
02:24:40,600 --> 02:24:43,000
 found out that they died very quickly.

2967
02:24:43,000 --> 02:24:47,160
 But originally it was like, oh my god, it's like a countdown.

2968
02:24:47,160 --> 02:24:49,560
 So the whole time you just think of these people

2969
02:24:49,560 --> 02:24:54,120
 and inside like this submarine horrible.

2970
02:24:54,120 --> 02:24:57,240
 Yeah, pretty, but they died.

2971
02:24:57,240 --> 02:24:58,840
 We found out quickly.

2972
02:24:58,840 --> 02:25:01,240
 Yeah, they would have died almost immediately.

2973
02:25:01,240 --> 02:25:03,000
 It's some in August.

2974
02:25:03,000 --> 02:25:05,640
 Last year again, keeping on topic.

2975
02:25:05,640 --> 02:25:09,560
 Two rival driverless taxi companies were given the

2976
02:25:09,560 --> 02:25:12,760
 approval to operate 24/7 in San Francisco.

2977
02:25:12,760 --> 02:25:16,760
 So since August, there's been two, not one, two,

2978
02:25:16,760 --> 02:25:19,960
 driverless taxi companies operating in San Fran.

2979
02:25:19,960 --> 02:25:20,600
 How many deaths?

2980
02:25:20,600 --> 02:25:23,800
 I don't have that information, doesn't say.

2981
02:25:23,800 --> 02:25:26,200
 Which I assume means none so far.

2982
02:25:26,200 --> 02:25:28,200
 Crazy.

2983
02:25:28,200 --> 02:25:33,640
 Russia in August, Russia's Luna 25, Luna Landau,

2984
02:25:33,640 --> 02:25:35,720
 crash landed on the moon.

2985
02:25:35,720 --> 02:25:39,160
 Or was it shot down by aliens?

2986
02:25:39,160 --> 02:25:40,360
 Yeah.

2987
02:25:40,360 --> 02:25:42,680
 It's a lot of weird stuff happened.

2988
02:25:42,680 --> 02:25:47,560
 In August, India became the fourth nation to land on the moon.

2989
02:25:47,560 --> 02:25:48,680
 Why are we all going back to the moon?

2990
02:25:48,680 --> 02:25:49,240
 All of a sudden.

2991
02:25:49,240 --> 02:25:51,320
 What's there?

2992
02:25:51,320 --> 02:25:52,040
 What is it there?

2993
02:25:52,040 --> 02:25:54,920
 I'm wondering if my name is an argument.

2994
02:25:54,920 --> 02:25:56,520
 It's like a key parent for voices.

2995
02:25:56,520 --> 02:25:58,280
 Or are they having sex?

2996
02:25:58,280 --> 02:26:01,400
 Maybe.

2997
02:26:01,400 --> 02:26:03,240
 No, it's a bit raised.

2998
02:26:03,240 --> 02:26:04,520
 No, I don't think they have sex.

2999
02:26:04,520 --> 02:26:08,680
 In August as well, Donald Trump became the first

3000
02:26:08,680 --> 02:26:11,560
 performer US president to have his mug shot taken.

3001
02:26:11,560 --> 02:26:14,600
 13 felony charges.

3002
02:26:14,600 --> 02:26:17,320
 First president.

3003
02:26:17,320 --> 02:26:19,080
 And it'll probably spin that.

3004
02:26:19,080 --> 02:26:22,280
 I'm going to say, yeah, I'm the first one to achieve a lot of things.

3005
02:26:22,280 --> 02:26:24,440
 Yeah, you were a dickhead.

3006
02:26:24,440 --> 02:26:27,000
 Absolutely, my pit.

3007
02:26:27,000 --> 02:26:30,520
 In September, this is more than our field.

3008
02:26:30,520 --> 02:26:37,480
 UFR expert Jamie Moulson presented the bodies of two alleged aliens to Mexican Congress.

3009
02:26:38,440 --> 02:26:42,040
 This was in the news for a few weeks, wasn't it?

3010
02:26:42,040 --> 02:26:44,440
 Yeah, of course.

3011
02:26:44,440 --> 02:26:46,600
 Some of us are like, yeah, we want this shit to be real.

3012
02:26:46,600 --> 02:26:47,960
 But at the same time, it's like, do we?

3013
02:26:47,960 --> 02:26:49,240
 And then it's like, I don't know.

3014
02:26:49,240 --> 02:26:53,000
 It's all the whole world in life at the moment.

3015
02:26:53,000 --> 02:26:54,040
 It's just weird.

3016
02:26:54,040 --> 02:26:58,120
 Well, scientists declared the whole thing is an elaborate hug.

3017
02:26:58,120 --> 02:26:59,720
 Because in the end, it wasn't that elaborate.

3018
02:26:59,720 --> 02:27:01,160
 I didn't know that very realistic.

3019
02:27:01,160 --> 02:27:05,400
 So that was September.

3020
02:27:05,400 --> 02:27:10,040
 In September, the other thing that happened was finally the righteous girl of America strike

3021
02:27:10,040 --> 02:27:10,840
 ended.

3022
02:27:10,840 --> 02:27:11,800
 Yeah.

3023
02:27:11,800 --> 02:27:17,000
 But one of them ended, but the other one didn't.

3024
02:27:17,000 --> 02:27:20,680
 Well, the other one ended not long after it.

3025
02:27:20,680 --> 02:27:21,960
 Yeah, actors.

3026
02:27:21,960 --> 02:27:23,800
 Yeah, the actors killed her.

3027
02:27:23,800 --> 02:27:27,080
 Going for another, another three, three, four weeks maybe.

3028
02:27:27,080 --> 02:27:29,800
 Well, it's happened.

3029
02:27:29,800 --> 02:27:33,320
 Oh, yes, in October, Israel declared war on Hamas.

3030
02:27:34,360 --> 02:27:35,880
 That's still ongoing, sadly.

3031
02:27:35,880 --> 02:27:40,840
 And then moving into the last part of the year,

3032
02:27:40,840 --> 02:27:45,960
 October, President Joe Biden signed an executive order

3033
02:27:45,960 --> 02:27:50,520
 to make sure the proper guidance was used with AI

3034
02:27:50,520 --> 02:27:52,440
 within federal agencies.

3035
02:27:52,440 --> 02:27:56,760
 So it's been taken seriously now because they're using it within federal agencies.

3036
02:27:56,760 --> 02:28:01,800
 And weirdly, in November, Gav, Colin's dictionary announced AI

3037
02:28:01,800 --> 02:28:05,720
 was the most notable and used word of 2023.

3038
02:28:05,720 --> 02:28:13,320
 My favorite headline of what happened in November in 2023 was in November.

3039
02:28:13,320 --> 02:28:16,360
 And I'll just read this headline to you then explain what it means.

3040
02:28:16,360 --> 02:28:22,360
 Columbia began a campaign to sterilize Pablo Escobar's wild hippos.

3041
02:28:22,360 --> 02:28:27,960
 Just let that sink in for a second or two.

3042
02:28:28,520 --> 02:28:35,160
 So Cartel leader Pablo Escobar smuggled four hippos into his country of Columbia back in the 80s.

3043
02:28:35,160 --> 02:28:39,480
 He died in 1993 and the hippos were just left to kind of get on with it.

3044
02:28:39,480 --> 02:28:43,880
 And without any natural predators, their population grew into the hundreds

3045
02:28:43,880 --> 02:28:45,640
 and they've become an invasive species.

3046
02:28:45,640 --> 02:28:47,560
 Now obviously, they don't come from Columbia.

3047
02:28:47,560 --> 02:28:49,640
 So they're just eating everything in anything they can.

3048
02:28:49,640 --> 02:28:55,160
 So the Colombian government had to begin a huge campaign to start wiping out these

3049
02:28:55,800 --> 02:28:59,400
 hundreds of hippos that were just running wild to Columbia.

3050
02:28:59,400 --> 02:29:01,320
 Hippos are fucking gnarly though.

3051
02:29:01,320 --> 02:29:04,200
 What a great headline.

3052
02:29:04,200 --> 02:29:10,920
 I watched a video the other day of a hippo because I don't know, actually went down a hippo rabbit hole

3053
02:29:10,920 --> 02:29:11,560
 the other day.

3054
02:29:11,560 --> 02:29:13,480
 Oh, fucking hell, not a hippo rabbit hole.

3055
02:29:13,480 --> 02:29:14,600
 I hear it, it's a hippo hole.

3056
02:29:14,600 --> 02:29:16,520
 Don't go down one of those.

3057
02:29:16,520 --> 02:29:20,600
 And I did not want a big one.

3058
02:29:20,600 --> 02:29:22,120
 It was a little hippo hole.

3059
02:29:22,120 --> 02:29:23,720
 I don't know if I'm gonna say hippo.

3060
02:29:23,720 --> 02:29:24,360
 Fuck say.

3061
02:29:24,360 --> 02:29:25,320
 Hippity, hippity hole.

3062
02:29:25,320 --> 02:29:27,640
 Hippo.

3063
02:29:27,640 --> 02:29:29,160
 Hippity, I hope.

3064
02:29:29,160 --> 02:29:30,040
 Hippo, I hope.

3065
02:29:30,040 --> 02:29:34,280
 And anyway, um, and it was just this hippo just walks along and he's like,

3066
02:29:34,280 --> 02:29:36,600
 I'm gonna have a see what's going on over here.

3067
02:29:36,600 --> 02:29:38,920
 And it's uh, free alligators there.

3068
02:29:38,920 --> 02:29:42,760
 And then one of them's like, I'm shitting it.

3069
02:29:42,760 --> 02:29:44,200
 I'm fucking shitting it.

3070
02:29:44,200 --> 02:29:45,480
 The other two go fuck me.

3071
02:29:45,480 --> 02:29:46,600
 It's Bob Galve.

3072
02:29:46,600 --> 02:29:47,880
 Or Frank on come of you.

3073
02:29:47,880 --> 02:29:49,480
 They sort of shift back a bit.

3074
02:29:49,480 --> 02:29:51,880
 This hippo just walks along slowly.

3075
02:29:52,360 --> 02:29:57,080
 Puts his face down to the alligator and the alligator is going, oh my god.

3076
02:29:57,080 --> 02:29:58,760
 Oh my god, it's breathing on my neck.

3077
02:29:58,760 --> 02:30:02,120
 And this is like an alligator which should be, would be fucking shit scared.

3078
02:30:02,120 --> 02:30:04,120
 Not shit scared.

3079
02:30:04,120 --> 02:30:05,640
 I can gnarly animal alligator.

3080
02:30:05,640 --> 02:30:07,800
 They are scared as they are, you know, but no.

3081
02:30:07,800 --> 02:30:11,960
 This hippo is just going, should I eat you?

3082
02:30:11,960 --> 02:30:17,640
 They're like massive brutal stoners.

3083
02:30:17,640 --> 02:30:21,400
 I've seen a video of a hippo taking out a lion before.

3084
02:30:21,400 --> 02:30:23,640
 Oh my god, they are gnarly.

3085
02:30:23,640 --> 02:30:25,560
 It's just because they're power of their jaws.

3086
02:30:25,560 --> 02:30:29,720
 They're one of the, um, they kill, I think one of the animals that kills the most

3087
02:30:29,720 --> 02:30:31,240
 humans each year, aren't they?

3088
02:30:31,240 --> 02:30:33,560
 But they're just so powerful.

3089
02:30:33,560 --> 02:30:37,560
 Now, an elephant has like, it's got a lot of memory.

3090
02:30:37,560 --> 02:30:44,520
 It's got a lot more motion in such an sense compared to like a hippo just like,

3091
02:30:44,520 --> 02:30:45,720
 yeah, like stoner.

3092
02:30:45,720 --> 02:30:47,880
 Real slow, but I'm going to be a hippo.

3093
02:30:47,880 --> 02:30:49,400
 He's classed as a predator.

3094
02:30:49,400 --> 02:30:50,120
 Oh, okay.

3095
02:30:50,120 --> 02:30:53,960
 Whereas, you know, like an elephant is, it's quite peaceful animal.

3096
02:30:53,960 --> 02:30:56,360
 Is there a good hippo horror movie?

3097
02:30:56,360 --> 02:31:01,000
 Well, I saw a joke that someone was, they're making a hungry hippo.

3098
02:31:01,000 --> 02:31:02,360
 Is that a powerful?

3099
02:31:02,360 --> 02:31:04,040
 Yeah, they should do a hippo movie.

3100
02:31:04,040 --> 02:31:06,040
 Triple it.

3101
02:31:06,040 --> 02:31:07,560
 She'd see it coming when you, it's pretty big.

3102
02:31:07,560 --> 02:31:10,280
 Yeah, but you play with that.

3103
02:31:10,280 --> 02:31:14,040
 Well, one of the last, but the last one actually,

3104
02:31:14,040 --> 02:31:17,720
 imagine in the water like, fucking, imagine it being like in a pocket of

3105
02:31:17,720 --> 02:31:21,160
 snale, Martin Sheen's head just coming out of water and instead it's a hippo.

3106
02:31:21,160 --> 02:31:23,160
 Fucking hell.

3107
02:31:23,160 --> 02:31:23,880
 That was scared.

3108
02:31:23,880 --> 02:31:26,360
 The fuck out of you right next to your face and you'll eat your face.

3109
02:31:26,360 --> 02:31:31,400
 The last headline is probably the most bizarre one from December of last year.

3110
02:31:31,400 --> 02:31:34,280
 Taylor Swift was named Time Magazine's person of the year.

3111
02:31:34,280 --> 02:31:37,000
 There we go.

3112
02:31:37,000 --> 02:31:38,120
 Shake it off.

3113
02:31:38,120 --> 02:31:39,160
 Shake it off.

3114
02:31:39,160 --> 02:31:41,640
 So now I've been DJing like all these different parties.

3115
02:31:41,640 --> 02:31:43,560
 I DJed on New Year's Eve, by the way.

3116
02:31:43,560 --> 02:31:47,080
 One too bad, one too bad, a bit slow.

3117
02:31:47,560 --> 02:31:50,680
 Played some village people, some YMCA, got them going over that.

3118
02:31:50,680 --> 02:31:52,680
 I played a few bits and bobs, you know, here's right.

3119
02:31:52,680 --> 02:31:57,000
 But I did do that and now I do know quite a lot of pop songs.

3120
02:31:57,000 --> 02:31:59,240
 Well, I'd never knew before and shake it off.

3121
02:31:59,240 --> 02:32:00,440
 Is that Taylor Swift song?

3122
02:32:00,440 --> 02:32:00,920
 There you go.

3123
02:32:00,920 --> 02:32:01,720
 That's a good little song.

3124
02:32:01,720 --> 02:32:04,280
 We also lost Tina Turner.

3125
02:32:04,280 --> 02:32:07,560
 Ten-tosh, Timowindosh.

3126
02:32:07,560 --> 02:32:09,000
 Matthew Perry.

3127
02:32:09,000 --> 02:32:10,280
 Yep.

3128
02:32:10,280 --> 02:32:13,400
 Michael Gambon, Lisa Marie Presley and lots of other people.

3129
02:32:13,400 --> 02:32:17,400
 But let's move away from the news and stuff and let's move

3130
02:32:17,400 --> 02:32:18,280
 on to movies.

3131
02:32:18,280 --> 02:32:22,120
 Let's talk about what movies came out and then we'll move on to horror.

3132
02:32:22,120 --> 02:32:25,400
 Do you remember, do you ever watch League of Jenton?

3133
02:32:25,400 --> 02:32:26,600
 Yes.

3134
02:32:26,600 --> 02:32:30,600
 On BBC One or whatever it is on.

3135
02:32:30,600 --> 02:32:34,440
 Did you ever see the, it might be the Christmas special or I don't know, I'm not sure.

3136
02:32:34,440 --> 02:32:37,560
 Where one of the teachers goes off and comes back dressed as Tina Turner.

3137
02:32:37,560 --> 02:32:39,640
 No, it's fucking...

3138
02:32:39,640 --> 02:32:41,400
 I don't know if I did, I don't remember it.

3139
02:32:41,400 --> 02:32:42,760
 Ping pong balls as always.

3140
02:32:42,760 --> 02:32:45,160
 But it might be deemed a bit...

3141
02:32:46,680 --> 02:32:47,400
 un-PC.

3142
02:32:47,400 --> 02:32:49,720
 But it was very funny.

3143
02:32:49,720 --> 02:32:57,480
 Well, I'll give you the top movies that came out before we get into horror.

3144
02:32:57,480 --> 02:32:59,720
 Number one movie, no surprise was Barbie.

3145
02:32:59,720 --> 02:33:02,120
 I didn't see it.

3146
02:33:02,120 --> 02:33:02,920
 Yeah, I didn't see it.

3147
02:33:02,920 --> 02:33:04,120
 Super Mario Bros movie.

3148
02:33:04,120 --> 02:33:07,080
 I haven't seen it, but I want to see it.

3149
02:33:07,080 --> 02:33:10,440
 The second animated Spider-Man movie across the Spider-Verse.

3150
02:33:10,440 --> 02:33:11,560
 I've already looked at the first one.

3151
02:33:11,560 --> 02:33:13,560
 I didn't know the second one.

3152
02:33:13,560 --> 02:33:15,960
 You get to the end, like, boom, next time.

3153
02:33:15,960 --> 02:33:17,480
 That fuck off.

3154
02:33:17,480 --> 02:33:20,360
 Yeah, there's a third and final one coming, isn't there?

3155
02:33:20,360 --> 02:33:21,480
 That didn't do that shit.

3156
02:33:21,480 --> 02:33:25,240
 Guardians of the Galaxy 3 was number 4.

3157
02:33:25,240 --> 02:33:27,240
 Oppenheimer was number 5.

3158
02:33:27,240 --> 02:33:28,280
 The little mermaid.

3159
02:33:28,280 --> 02:33:29,720
 I didn't see that one either yet.

3160
02:33:29,720 --> 02:33:32,040
 And I've got Disney Plus and I just haven't got around to watching it.

3161
02:33:32,040 --> 02:33:35,400
 Avatar, the wave water, the long,

3162
02:33:35,400 --> 02:33:36,840
 weighted sequel.

3163
02:33:36,840 --> 02:33:39,080
 I heard it wasn't very good.

3164
02:33:40,280 --> 02:33:43,800
 John Wick, chapter 4, which, you know, you're not a huge fan of.

3165
02:33:43,800 --> 02:33:47,480
 Indiana Jones was back on the big screen in the Dian of Destiny.

3166
02:33:47,480 --> 02:33:50,760
 And so was Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible,

3167
02:33:50,760 --> 02:33:54,200
 Dead Rekking Part 1, because there's a part 2 coming out soon.

3168
02:33:54,200 --> 02:33:56,680
 I wanted to see that by Mr. Asanoid.

3169
02:33:56,680 --> 02:34:00,440
 Try another Transformers movie, another Hunger Games,

3170
02:34:00,440 --> 02:34:01,640
 one this time in pre-core.

3171
02:34:01,640 --> 02:34:03,080
 Another Fast and Furious movie.

3172
02:34:03,080 --> 02:34:05,640
 The tenth one, I think there's any one more coming out,

3173
02:34:05,640 --> 02:34:07,160
 and then he's wrapping that up finally.

3174
02:34:08,520 --> 02:34:11,240
 And a bunch of other stuff, which we're not really going to talk about too much,

3175
02:34:11,240 --> 02:34:16,200
 because now it's time to talk about what came out horror-wise.

3176
02:34:16,200 --> 02:34:18,440
 No.

3177
02:34:18,440 --> 02:34:23,480
 So this to you, there are 91 horror films released in 2023.

3178
02:34:23,480 --> 02:34:24,840
 Don't worry, I'm not going to go through them all.

3179
02:34:24,840 --> 02:34:26,760
 I'm just going to whiz through some of them.

3180
02:34:26,760 --> 02:34:30,600
 Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey, for example, I didn't see that.

3181
02:34:30,600 --> 02:34:33,400
 I don't know, there's a sequel coming out to that.

3182
02:34:33,400 --> 02:34:37,320
 Children of the Corn, there was a remake of that that came out, which I didn't see.

3183
02:34:37,320 --> 02:34:40,360
 The director on a podcast talking about it.

3184
02:34:40,360 --> 02:34:43,560
 I've looked at reviews, it doesn't.

3185
02:34:43,560 --> 02:34:45,080
 Bored very well.

3186
02:34:45,080 --> 02:34:48,600
 Exorcist believer, which...

3187
02:34:48,600 --> 02:34:49,720
 I'm not on the either.

3188
02:34:49,720 --> 02:34:53,960
 It got panned, but I kind of want to see it, because I'm a big fan of X's movies.

3189
02:34:53,960 --> 02:34:55,960
 Director's off-sake call.

3190
02:34:55,960 --> 02:34:57,800
 No, that's news to you.

3191
02:34:57,800 --> 02:34:58,040
 Oh really?

3192
02:34:58,040 --> 02:34:59,160
 Yeah, I don't know if people know that.

3193
02:34:59,160 --> 02:35:01,000
 Yeah, director's off-sake call.

3194
02:35:01,000 --> 02:35:02,440
 That's news to you.

3195
02:35:02,440 --> 02:35:05,400
 Yeah, and they're a good and green.

3196
02:35:05,400 --> 02:35:10,040
 I'm not sure what's happening now, for it might be another director's going to come in board to do.

3197
02:35:10,040 --> 02:35:14,120
 But surely, just redoing what he did with the Halloween movies.

3198
02:35:14,120 --> 02:35:15,320
 Yes.

3199
02:35:15,320 --> 02:35:16,760
 It got a bunch of others.

3200
02:35:16,760 --> 02:35:19,160
 Did he not redo reviews of the third one?

3201
02:35:19,160 --> 02:35:21,880
 The studio paid like, was it 300 million?

3202
02:35:21,880 --> 02:35:23,400
 I don't know, it's like really silly.

3203
02:35:23,400 --> 02:35:23,880
 I can't get that.

3204
02:35:23,880 --> 02:35:25,400
 Some crazy money for the rights.

3205
02:35:25,400 --> 02:35:27,240
 It's just like, what are you doing?

3206
02:35:27,240 --> 02:35:32,200
 Another movie that was on everyone's lips, which I don't even know the game that well,

3207
02:35:32,200 --> 02:35:35,080
 but Five Nights at Freddy's, everybody was raving about this.

3208
02:35:35,080 --> 02:35:40,120
 I have this in my, I have it on my PlayStation, I have the VR, I've played it.

3209
02:35:40,120 --> 02:35:42,760
 I know it for years and years now.

3210
02:35:42,760 --> 02:35:45,080
 I didn't see it.

3211
02:35:45,080 --> 02:35:45,720
 I can't see it.

3212
02:35:45,720 --> 02:35:46,280
 I loved it.

3213
02:35:46,280 --> 02:35:50,200
 Cocaine Bear, which is not really a horror movie, but...

3214
02:35:50,200 --> 02:35:51,240
 I watched it again the other day.

3215
02:35:51,240 --> 02:35:52,200
 It is kind of...

3216
02:35:52,200 --> 02:35:53,320
 Yeah, it still haven't seen it yet.

3217
02:35:53,320 --> 02:35:56,200
 I know, I know you watched it either there, because you was on the phone to me,

3218
02:35:56,200 --> 02:35:58,040
 as wishing you a happy birthday in Elijah.

3219
02:35:58,040 --> 02:36:02,360
 You said, we're going to watch Cocaine Bear Lades turn your nine-year-old son,

3220
02:36:03,000 --> 02:36:05,240
 say to date, Cocaine!

3221
02:36:05,240 --> 02:36:07,240
 Not knowing what that is at all.

3222
02:36:07,240 --> 02:36:11,000
 We didn't watch it.

3223
02:36:11,000 --> 02:36:13,240
 I was going to watch it with him, but I didn't watch it.

3224
02:36:13,240 --> 02:36:17,320
 Actually, we've got to do it because there's kids in it doing coke, so...

3225
02:36:17,320 --> 02:36:18,200
 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

3226
02:36:18,200 --> 02:36:21,640
 Incidious released the Red Door.

3227
02:36:21,640 --> 02:36:23,480
 Fuck, you know, how many of these films are there?

3228
02:36:23,480 --> 02:36:26,280
 I don't know.

3229
02:36:26,280 --> 02:36:28,440
 There's a lot of studios now.

3230
02:36:28,440 --> 02:36:31,000
 Marvel and Disney and all that being one of as well,

3231
02:36:31,000 --> 02:36:32,600
 as Blum has just kind of...

3232
02:36:32,600 --> 02:36:33,800
 I think they've just kind of...

3233
02:36:33,800 --> 02:36:35,880
 I think you guys are kind of lost a little bit now,

3234
02:36:35,880 --> 02:36:38,920
 and it's kind of just stuff coming out now.

3235
02:36:38,920 --> 02:36:41,480
 One that I did see, which hit Netflix,

3236
02:36:41,480 --> 02:36:45,640
 UK is a Swedish movie called Viking Wolf,

3237
02:36:45,640 --> 02:36:48,280
 about a girl who becomes a werewolf.

3238
02:36:48,280 --> 02:36:50,520
 It's pretty good.

3239
02:36:50,520 --> 02:36:51,720
 It's on what studio is it?

3240
02:36:51,720 --> 02:36:54,120
 Not sure what studio is.

3241
02:36:54,120 --> 02:36:54,840
 What are the novels?

3242
02:36:54,840 --> 02:36:58,040
 No, it's a Swedish movie, so it's foreign.

3243
02:36:58,040 --> 02:37:00,120
 It's on UK, Netflix.

3244
02:37:00,120 --> 02:37:01,400
 Check it out if it's still on there.

3245
02:37:01,400 --> 02:37:02,600
 It's worth a watch. I enjoyed it.

3246
02:37:02,600 --> 02:37:04,920
 The Pope's Exorcist.

3247
02:37:04,920 --> 02:37:06,600
 Everyone was talking about this, weren't they?

3248
02:37:06,600 --> 02:37:09,000
 The Pope's ever fake band called Swedish Love Kill.

3249
02:37:09,000 --> 02:37:10,280
 Wow.

3250
02:37:10,280 --> 02:37:11,880
 My...

3251
02:37:11,880 --> 02:37:13,960
 We never rehearse once.

3252
02:37:13,960 --> 02:37:16,520
 My band name, which I'm still holding onto,

3253
02:37:16,520 --> 02:37:18,280
 is my mannequin passenger.

3254
02:37:18,280 --> 02:37:18,760
 Ooh.

3255
02:37:18,760 --> 02:37:22,040
 Yeah, I think that would be a good pop

3256
02:37:22,040 --> 02:37:24,040
 since the pop band in the '80s.

3257
02:37:24,040 --> 02:37:25,560
 Probably, yeah.

3258
02:37:25,560 --> 02:37:26,840
 Yeah, the Pope's Exorcist.

3259
02:37:26,840 --> 02:37:27,720
 Everyone was talking about this,

3260
02:37:27,720 --> 02:37:29,160
 and apparently it's quite good.

3261
02:37:29,160 --> 02:37:30,120
 Yeah, Boz.

3262
02:37:30,120 --> 02:37:31,480
 Bless him. Rest his soul.

3263
02:37:31,480 --> 02:37:34,360
 I hope you're all right, Boz, you know, where you are.

3264
02:37:34,360 --> 02:37:37,720
 He said it was really good.

3265
02:37:37,720 --> 02:37:40,360
 Yeah, I definitely want to check it out.

3266
02:37:40,360 --> 02:37:41,960
 Just like I want to check out

3267
02:37:41,960 --> 02:37:43,880
 the last voyage of the Demeter.

3268
02:37:43,880 --> 02:37:45,800
 Yes, and I watched that in Whip-Bee.

3269
02:37:45,800 --> 02:37:47,000
 Did.

3270
02:37:47,000 --> 02:37:51,000
 Not far from where the boat would have actually had it been real.

3271
02:37:51,000 --> 02:37:52,440
 Come in to the port.

3272
02:37:52,440 --> 02:37:53,240
 Come in, yeah.

3273
02:37:53,240 --> 02:37:53,720
 Interesting.

3274
02:37:53,720 --> 02:37:56,200
 Another fucking sequel, The None 2.

3275
02:37:57,800 --> 02:38:00,680
 Yeah, I did watch the movie The Kids You Have A Night, and a bell.

3276
02:38:00,680 --> 02:38:03,080
 Yeah.

3277
02:38:03,080 --> 02:38:04,600
 I like the second Anabelle, I think.

3278
02:38:04,600 --> 02:38:07,320
 I don't mean it's going to be about with them.

3279
02:38:07,320 --> 02:38:08,440
 I was kind of over there.

3280
02:38:08,440 --> 02:38:11,720
 I don't remember any of them, you know.

3281
02:38:11,720 --> 02:38:14,520
 Nicholas Cage released a horror movie.

3282
02:38:14,520 --> 02:38:15,320
 Renville.

3283
02:38:15,320 --> 02:38:17,560
 I have no interest.

3284
02:38:17,560 --> 02:38:19,000
 I play Dracula.

3285
02:38:19,000 --> 02:38:22,360
 It's supposed to be very good, so I'm going to check it out at some point.

3286
02:38:22,360 --> 02:38:25,800
 And I've heard Cobweb is very good as well.

3287
02:38:25,800 --> 02:38:28,200
 Everybody's talking about Cobweb saying it's really good.

3288
02:38:28,200 --> 02:38:32,200
 It came out very late in 2023, but there's another one that people are talking about.

3289
02:38:32,200 --> 02:38:35,160
 What other movies came out this year?

3290
02:38:35,160 --> 02:38:36,200
 Knock it.

3291
02:38:36,200 --> 02:38:36,840
 The cabin.

3292
02:38:36,840 --> 02:38:42,760
 And Night Shyamalan's returned to form, apparently.

3293
02:38:42,760 --> 02:38:46,840
 Again, I haven't seen it because I just have another charm.

3294
02:38:46,840 --> 02:38:51,560
 I saw it and I don't really remember that much because I wasn't skiing.

3295
02:38:54,040 --> 02:38:58,120
 One that's made a lot of people's number ones for last year was Skinner Marine.

3296
02:38:58,120 --> 02:39:06,040
 Apparently very visually crazy terrifying films Skinner Marine.

3297
02:39:06,040 --> 02:39:07,960
 I can do a nice segue here.

3298
02:39:07,960 --> 02:39:10,120
 He's too.

3299
02:39:10,120 --> 02:39:11,160
 I love a segue.

3300
02:39:11,160 --> 02:39:15,720
 Well, that film is from a Bayview entertainment who also

3301
02:39:15,720 --> 02:39:21,240
 have released the Shadow of Death, which you can rent and buy now on Amazon.

3302
02:39:21,240 --> 02:39:22,840
 Indeed.

3303
02:39:22,840 --> 02:39:23,640
 I like that.

3304
02:39:23,640 --> 02:39:27,560
 And that's Skinner Marine on that because I have checked it as a director before.

3305
02:39:27,560 --> 02:39:29,880
 I've not seen the movie.

3306
02:39:29,880 --> 02:39:34,120
 It's supposed to be quite like kind of like your imagination go.

3307
02:39:34,120 --> 02:39:36,440
 I think nothing really happens type films.

3308
02:39:36,440 --> 02:39:38,840
 Those films are films as well.

3309
02:39:38,840 --> 02:39:44,440
 We had a fourth entry in the Hellhaves LLC films.

3310
02:39:44,440 --> 02:39:47,320
 We all like the fourth entry.

3311
02:39:47,320 --> 02:39:48,280
 It's a prequel.

3312
02:39:48,280 --> 02:39:50,040
 We do like a fourth entry.

3313
02:39:51,320 --> 02:39:52,840
 That's fourth not forced.

3314
02:39:52,840 --> 02:39:57,240
 I said there just in case anyone's questioning the fourth entry.

3315
02:39:57,240 --> 02:39:58,680
 We don't kind of that's wrong.

3316
02:39:58,680 --> 02:40:01,880
 Hellhaves LLC origins the car Michael Mano.

3317
02:40:01,880 --> 02:40:03,000
 Bit of a fucking mouthful.

3318
02:40:03,000 --> 02:40:05,560
 I really loved we covered the first one.

3319
02:40:05,560 --> 02:40:06,440
 It's a great movie.

3320
02:40:06,440 --> 02:40:07,800
 The second one was all right.

3321
02:40:07,800 --> 02:40:09,160
 The third one was just silly.

3322
02:40:09,160 --> 02:40:10,360
 Third one was work man.

3323
02:40:10,360 --> 02:40:13,720
 I don't know but is it full of Daniel Wright?

3324
02:40:13,720 --> 02:40:14,360
 I don't know.

3325
02:40:14,360 --> 02:40:15,480
 It's done okay.

3326
02:40:15,480 --> 02:40:18,040
 I think if you like your phone footage then it's okay.

3327
02:40:19,880 --> 02:40:22,920
 I don't know but I'll probably check it out at some point.

3328
02:40:22,920 --> 02:40:23,800
 I should imagine.

3329
02:40:23,800 --> 02:40:25,400
 What other stuff came out?

3330
02:40:25,400 --> 02:40:27,800
 We also had a haunting in Venice.

3331
02:40:27,800 --> 02:40:30,200
 Yeah yeah I went cinema and watched that.

3332
02:40:30,200 --> 02:40:30,680
 I don't.

3333
02:40:30,680 --> 02:40:31,720
 I kind of enjoyed it.

3334
02:40:31,720 --> 02:40:32,280
 I'm really classed.

3335
02:40:32,280 --> 02:40:33,400
 It's horror but it's definitely.

3336
02:40:33,400 --> 02:40:34,360
 It's not horror.

3337
02:40:34,360 --> 02:40:35,320
 In that vein.

3338
02:40:35,320 --> 02:40:36,360
 And screams.

3339
02:40:36,360 --> 02:40:38,600
 It's not horror movie but it's not horror movie.

3340
02:40:38,600 --> 02:40:39,320
 Scream 6.

3341
02:40:39,320 --> 02:40:40,520
 Did you check out Scream 6?

3342
02:40:40,520 --> 02:40:43,720
 No I've actually done all the all the

3343
02:40:43,720 --> 02:40:46,360
 amount 413's even I've gone on a paramount.

3344
02:40:46,360 --> 02:40:47,560
 No screams.

3345
02:40:47,560 --> 02:40:48,520
 What do you mean?

3346
02:40:48,520 --> 02:40:49,320
 You scream damn.

3347
02:40:49,320 --> 02:40:50,760
 413's on paramount.

3348
02:40:50,760 --> 02:40:51,640
 Oh okay sorry.

3349
02:40:51,640 --> 02:40:53,480
 And I...

3350
02:40:53,480 --> 02:40:56,680
 Because I went to cinema and watched part 5

3351
02:40:56,680 --> 02:40:59,400
 and instantly did not like it.

3352
02:40:59,400 --> 02:41:01,480
 And then I tried watching part 5 again

3353
02:41:01,480 --> 02:41:03,720
 and never made it all the way through.

3354
02:41:03,720 --> 02:41:05,080
 I was watching Charlie.

3355
02:41:05,080 --> 02:41:06,280
 I was formally known as Jay.

3356
02:41:06,280 --> 02:41:09,400
 And we kind of just started talking about saying

3357
02:41:09,400 --> 02:41:10,360
 how should we get to food.

3358
02:41:10,360 --> 02:41:11,560
 And we never went back to it.

3359
02:41:11,560 --> 02:41:12,520
 And I've just...

3360
02:41:12,520 --> 02:41:14,600
 Not...

3361
02:41:14,600 --> 02:41:16,520
 And I think I'm not going to like part 6.

3362
02:41:16,520 --> 02:41:17,080
 I just...

3363
02:41:17,080 --> 02:41:17,720
 I don't know why.

3364
02:41:17,720 --> 02:41:18,280
 I'm just...

3365
02:41:18,280 --> 02:41:19,800
 It's not because I'm going...

3366
02:41:19,800 --> 02:41:23,400
 It's not that I'm not the target audience.

3367
02:41:23,400 --> 02:41:24,680
 I don't think for those films here.

3368
02:41:24,680 --> 02:41:28,040
 That's interesting because I was very late to table on screen.

3369
02:41:28,040 --> 02:41:30,040
 But I know that you like them.

3370
02:41:30,040 --> 02:41:31,160
 But I just feel like...

3371
02:41:31,160 --> 02:41:31,800
 No, no, no, no.

3372
02:41:31,800 --> 02:41:32,280
 At all.

3373
02:41:32,280 --> 02:41:33,560
 I like the fit for it.

3374
02:41:33,560 --> 02:41:34,760
 I love Screen 5.

3375
02:41:34,760 --> 02:41:35,320
 Yeah, yeah.

3376
02:41:35,320 --> 02:41:38,040
 I didn't think 3 was that good either.

3377
02:41:38,040 --> 02:41:39,720
 Oh, I like 4.

3378
02:41:39,720 --> 02:41:40,840
 I like 1 and 2.

3379
02:41:40,840 --> 02:41:43,320
 But 5 really captured me.

3380
02:41:43,320 --> 02:41:44,120
 Something about it.

3381
02:41:44,120 --> 02:41:44,840
 I thought...

3382
02:41:44,840 --> 02:41:45,320
 Wow.

3383
02:41:45,320 --> 02:41:47,160
 I don't think on that audience.

3384
02:41:47,160 --> 02:41:49,080
 Fair enough.

3385
02:41:49,080 --> 02:41:49,640
 So...

3386
02:41:49,640 --> 02:41:50,920
 So X came out.

3387
02:41:50,920 --> 02:41:52,440
 Can you write a scene part of 6?

3388
02:41:52,440 --> 02:41:53,160
 No, I have not.

3389
02:41:53,160 --> 02:41:54,040
 No, not yet.

3390
02:41:54,040 --> 02:41:56,360
 So X came out.

3391
02:41:56,360 --> 02:41:59,800
 Now the last film of the I watched was the book of...

3392
02:41:59,800 --> 02:42:01,560
 Whatever it's called.

3393
02:42:01,560 --> 02:42:03,640
 The One With Chris Rock.

3394
02:42:03,640 --> 02:42:04,520
 Yeah, I don't know.

3395
02:42:04,520 --> 02:42:06,040
 I saw a soul free.

3396
02:42:06,040 --> 02:42:07,400
 Spiral.

3397
02:42:07,400 --> 02:42:08,280
 That's the last one.

3398
02:42:08,280 --> 02:42:11,560
 You haven't seen any of the other souls since 3.

3399
02:42:11,560 --> 02:42:12,040
 No, no.

3400
02:42:12,040 --> 02:42:14,040
 I thought it was a big gross.

3401
02:42:14,040 --> 02:42:18,360
 I guess I don't really need that in my life to be honest.

3402
02:42:18,360 --> 02:42:19,560
 Fair enough.

3403
02:42:19,560 --> 02:42:22,280
 One film I did watch, which came out in 2023,

3404
02:42:22,280 --> 02:42:25,320
 was the one that came out in Disney Plus or Hulu in the US.

3405
02:42:25,320 --> 02:42:27,160
 And that was no one will save you.

3406
02:42:27,160 --> 02:42:31,240
 The dialogue free movie about a girl

3407
02:42:31,240 --> 02:42:34,520
 on her own joined an aid invasion, which was good.

3408
02:42:34,520 --> 02:42:37,960
 Definitely live up to the hype that everybody said.

3409
02:42:37,960 --> 02:42:39,560
 I enjoyed it though.

3410
02:42:39,560 --> 02:42:43,560
 But it wasn't like a 10 out of 10.

3411
02:42:43,560 --> 02:42:45,560
 It was more like a 6 out of 10.

3412
02:42:45,560 --> 02:42:46,920
 It was slightly above average.

3413
02:42:46,920 --> 02:42:47,720
 I enjoyed it though.

3414
02:42:47,720 --> 02:42:48,760
 Not bad.

3415
02:42:48,760 --> 02:42:49,240
 You didn't.

3416
02:42:49,240 --> 02:42:49,720
 Not for me.

3417
02:42:49,720 --> 02:42:53,240
 You went to watch Thanksgiving.

3418
02:42:53,240 --> 02:42:57,720
 Yeah, I think I went to harsh on this when I talked about it.

3419
02:42:57,720 --> 02:43:00,120
 On our podcast before.

3420
02:43:00,120 --> 02:43:01,720
 Well, not harsh on it.

3421
02:43:01,720 --> 02:43:03,960
 I don't think I gave it credit enough that the fact that

3422
02:43:03,960 --> 02:43:06,760
 it's nice to have a slasher movie back in.

3423
02:43:06,760 --> 02:43:07,640
 And it was fun.

3424
02:43:07,640 --> 02:43:08,840
 It was some good stuff on it.

3425
02:43:08,840 --> 02:43:10,600
 And I'm actually quite happy that I was like,

3426
02:43:10,600 --> 02:43:12,200
 it doesn't need to be a half a sequel.

3427
02:43:12,200 --> 02:43:13,560
 And it didn't.

3428
02:43:13,560 --> 02:43:15,480
 At the same time, I've listened to E.I.R.

3429
02:43:15,480 --> 02:43:16,920
 off now and he's been like, no,

3430
02:43:16,920 --> 02:43:19,000
 I'd like to try and make a new franchise.

3431
02:43:19,000 --> 02:43:20,840
 And I'm like, yeah, fair enough.

3432
02:43:20,840 --> 02:43:22,760
 If you're going to come back with another slasher movie

3433
02:43:22,760 --> 02:43:24,680
 a load of people getting killed in a town,

3434
02:43:24,680 --> 02:43:28,440
 to be fair, it'd be nice to have that again.

3435
02:43:28,440 --> 02:43:30,840
 And it'd be quite reminiscent of the old movies.

3436
02:43:30,840 --> 02:43:31,800
 We're very screamer.

3437
02:43:31,800 --> 02:43:33,000
 And in fact, it did.

3438
02:43:33,000 --> 02:43:35,320
 You know, I think he could probably pull that off.

3439
02:43:35,320 --> 02:43:36,520
 I reckon he could probably do.

3440
02:43:36,520 --> 02:43:38,200
 I reckon it'd probably make three of them.

3441
02:43:38,200 --> 02:43:39,240
 I like E.I.R. off.

3442
02:43:39,240 --> 02:43:41,720
 And I do really want him to do well.

3443
02:43:41,720 --> 02:43:43,960
 But his movies don't always hit.

3444
02:43:43,960 --> 02:43:45,240
 Right.

3445
02:43:45,240 --> 02:43:47,240
 But I still think if you're coming out the gate

3446
02:43:47,240 --> 02:43:48,440
 with Hostel and Cabin.

3447
02:43:48,440 --> 02:43:49,880
 No, it's fair.

3448
02:43:49,880 --> 02:43:53,400
 To be fair, I like Camden Fever, Hostel.

3449
02:43:53,400 --> 02:43:56,120
 And I'd say, like, thanks, given I'm really dig those movies.

3450
02:43:56,120 --> 02:43:58,200
 Cool, man.

3451
02:43:58,200 --> 02:44:01,240
 Well, the one movie that I another movie that I did see from last year,

3452
02:44:01,240 --> 02:44:04,680
 which is probably my favourite of the few 2023 horror movies.

3453
02:44:04,680 --> 02:44:05,640
 And I know you didn't like it,

3454
02:44:05,640 --> 02:44:08,440
 but I really liked Evil Dead Rise.

3455
02:44:08,440 --> 02:44:09,800
 I saw that on my own at cinema.

3456
02:44:09,800 --> 02:44:11,240
 No, I did like it.

3457
02:44:11,240 --> 02:44:12,520
 Oh, I thought you said you didn't like it.

3458
02:44:12,520 --> 02:44:13,240
 I do apologize.

3459
02:44:13,240 --> 02:44:13,720
 No, no, no.

3460
02:44:13,720 --> 02:44:14,360
 I don't like it.

3461
02:44:14,360 --> 02:44:15,480
 I don't cause brainwaves.

3462
02:44:15,480 --> 02:44:16,520
 But I did like it.

3463
02:44:16,520 --> 02:44:17,880
 I started watching it again the other day.

3464
02:44:17,880 --> 02:44:19,880
 And I got to that halfway through and I kind of stopped.

3465
02:44:19,880 --> 02:44:23,000
 But I kind of enjoyed the lead up to it again, actually.

3466
02:44:23,000 --> 02:44:26,200
 Mr. Kronerberg's son, Brandon,

3467
02:44:26,200 --> 02:44:27,640
 directed Infinity Pool,

3468
02:44:27,640 --> 02:44:31,560
 which again, people are saying this is in their top three of the year.

3469
02:44:31,560 --> 02:44:36,440
 I haven't seen it yet, but I hear it's really, really body horror.

3470
02:44:36,440 --> 02:44:37,880
 You probably wouldn't like it very much.

3471
02:44:37,880 --> 02:44:39,800
 But I've heard it's really good.

3472
02:44:39,800 --> 02:44:40,760
 It was really good.

3473
02:44:40,760 --> 02:44:41,560
 It was really good.

3474
02:44:41,560 --> 02:44:43,080
 I don't know, man.

3475
02:44:43,080 --> 02:44:44,680
 I wouldn't like to go to dinner with that face.

3476
02:44:44,680 --> 02:44:48,680
 Hey, dad, I had a dream the other day about my face

3477
02:44:48,680 --> 02:44:49,960
 morphing into my ass.

3478
02:44:49,960 --> 02:44:52,040
 And everyone was fucking it.

3479
02:44:52,040 --> 02:44:56,680
 Megan came out, which I haven't seen.

3480
02:44:56,680 --> 02:44:57,160
 I know.

3481
02:44:57,160 --> 02:45:00,520
 My in-laws again.

3482
02:45:00,520 --> 02:45:03,000
 I'm highly recommend to the audience.

3483
02:45:03,000 --> 02:45:05,160
 My in-laws have bought this for me on Skype.

3484
02:45:05,160 --> 02:45:07,480
 Skype movies and they insist that I watch it with them.

3485
02:45:07,480 --> 02:45:08,040
 Why?

3486
02:45:08,040 --> 02:45:08,920
 Because they loved it.

3487
02:45:09,880 --> 02:45:12,920
 Oh, no, but then that means that they get to be staring at you.

3488
02:45:12,920 --> 02:45:13,960
 Why, you watch it going, huh?

3489
02:45:13,960 --> 02:45:14,760
 Huh?

3490
02:45:14,760 --> 02:45:15,480
 Huh?

3491
02:45:15,480 --> 02:45:15,960
 Huh?

3492
02:45:15,960 --> 02:45:18,200
 Yeah, it's great.

3493
02:45:18,200 --> 02:45:18,600
 Yeah.

3494
02:45:18,600 --> 02:45:23,000
 Another movie I haven't seen, but I've heard it's amazing.

3495
02:45:23,000 --> 02:45:27,000
 It's talk to me, which came out in 2023.

3496
02:45:27,000 --> 02:45:28,760
 Oh, yeah, it's good.

3497
02:45:28,760 --> 02:45:29,640
 Good stuff.

3498
02:45:29,640 --> 02:45:34,760
 Yeah, yeah, it's for a bunch of kids, well, a bunch of kids.

3499
02:45:34,760 --> 02:45:36,280
 They're not kids.

3500
02:45:36,280 --> 02:45:38,520
 Two young lads are not in the film,

3501
02:45:38,520 --> 02:45:39,320
 business.

3502
02:45:39,320 --> 02:45:41,560
 They're like, YouTube is, I think they're quite popular though.

3503
02:45:41,560 --> 02:45:45,320
 Just to go and make a movie their first films.

3504
02:45:45,320 --> 02:45:46,280
 Pretty fucking good.

3505
02:45:46,280 --> 02:45:48,120
 Yeah, but they are both bonkers.

3506
02:45:48,120 --> 02:45:49,800
 They're both ADHD-ridden.

3507
02:45:49,800 --> 02:45:51,400
 They're just fucking all over the place.

3508
02:45:51,400 --> 02:45:51,960
 These twins.

3509
02:45:51,960 --> 02:45:54,680
 They want Joe Rogan's podcast.

3510
02:45:54,680 --> 02:45:56,680
 They're like, oh my god, these two.

3511
02:45:56,680 --> 02:46:00,280
 You know, like, balls, pounds, enough to balls each other.

3512
02:46:00,280 --> 02:46:01,560
 I'm really full on.

3513
02:46:01,560 --> 02:46:02,280
 What the fuck?

3514
02:46:02,280 --> 02:46:04,200
 What's training as well?

3515
02:46:04,200 --> 02:46:08,280
 The last one to mention is the one that is definitely

3516
02:46:08,280 --> 02:46:09,560
 made a lot of people's number one.

3517
02:46:09,560 --> 02:46:14,120
 And that is a film called "When Evil Lyrics."

3518
02:46:14,120 --> 02:46:17,240
 Yeah, I think Sirius said this was good.

3519
02:46:17,240 --> 02:46:26,040
 Yeah, it's a couple of others I haven't, but I've got a catch up on my 2023s, obviously.

3520
02:46:26,040 --> 02:46:26,920
 I'm so behind.

3521
02:46:26,920 --> 02:46:30,360
 I spent last year watching all the 2022 movies I hadn't seen.

3522
02:46:30,360 --> 02:46:32,520
 So I probably do this year.

3523
02:46:32,520 --> 02:46:34,280
 I'm never going to catch up, basically.

3524
02:46:34,280 --> 02:46:35,560
 We're just going to be back, yeah, behind.

3525
02:46:35,560 --> 02:46:38,680
 You will, but when the kids start to grab and give you a bit of moments,

3526
02:46:38,680 --> 02:46:39,720
 it's time to spare the day.

3527
02:46:39,720 --> 02:46:42,920
 But apparently, it's very good.

3528
02:46:42,920 --> 02:46:43,880
 Very brutal.

3529
02:46:43,880 --> 02:46:45,480
 Got some good deaths in it.

3530
02:46:45,480 --> 02:46:47,240
 And actually quite scary.

3531
02:46:47,240 --> 02:46:50,920
 So that's another one to mention.

3532
02:46:50,920 --> 02:46:53,480
 So that's pretty much the bunch.

3533
02:46:53,480 --> 02:46:57,400
 As happened last year, I wasn't able to comment on many of those because I hadn't seen a lot of them.

3534
02:46:57,400 --> 02:47:02,440
 But you, thankfully, thank god I do a podcast with you because you'd seen a lot of them.

3535
02:47:04,200 --> 02:47:13,560
 Crazy year, lots of AI, lots of war and earthquakes, and 91 hour films, probably only about 10 of them any good.

3536
02:47:13,560 --> 02:47:15,400
 Most of them sequels.

3537
02:47:15,400 --> 02:47:19,080
 But I would highly recommend,

3538
02:47:19,080 --> 02:47:22,680
 even to have rise out of the very few that I've seen.

3539
02:47:22,680 --> 02:47:25,160
 Is there anything that sticks out of here?

3540
02:47:25,160 --> 02:47:29,160
 I say, probably, thanks, given as the one that you were most hyped about, really, after you watched it.

3541
02:47:29,160 --> 02:47:31,240
 Yeah, thanks, given as fun.

3542
02:47:31,240 --> 02:47:33,720
 Yeah.

3543
02:47:34,120 --> 02:47:34,600
 Um,

3544
02:47:34,600 --> 02:47:37,080
 no, thanks, given.

3545
02:47:37,080 --> 02:47:40,600
 One of my favourite films, which wasn't horror film, which came out last year, was Extraction 2.

3546
02:47:40,600 --> 02:47:42,600
 Yeah, that was all.

3547
02:47:42,600 --> 02:47:43,080
 Really good.

3548
02:47:43,080 --> 02:47:43,560
 Like that.

3549
02:47:43,560 --> 02:47:44,600
 There we go.

3550
02:47:44,600 --> 02:47:49,320
 All right, Gav, well, we have actually said I welcome in 2023.

3551
02:47:49,320 --> 02:47:55,320
 The quantum metaphysical cells that I use to power my ship, starting to...

3552
02:47:55,320 --> 02:47:59,960
 Let's change the scene positions again this time, please.

3553
02:47:59,960 --> 02:48:01,400
 You want to sit on my lap, yeah?

3554
02:48:01,400 --> 02:48:01,800
 I guess.

3555
02:48:02,600 --> 02:48:05,240
 Okay, do you want to face me this time, but do you want to do that way?

3556
02:48:05,240 --> 02:48:10,520
 I don't know, it seems just as bad going to sit in the other way.

3557
02:48:10,520 --> 02:48:11,480
 Let's just face each other.

3558
02:48:11,480 --> 02:48:12,520
 You can look over my shoulder.

3559
02:48:12,520 --> 02:48:13,240
 No, obviously not.

3560
02:48:13,240 --> 02:48:13,960
 I have a sideways.

3561
02:48:13,960 --> 02:48:15,480
 Okay.

3562
02:48:15,480 --> 02:48:17,160
 So you're like actually just a seat?

3563
02:48:17,160 --> 02:48:18,760
 Yeah, that's fine.

3564
02:48:18,760 --> 02:48:22,600
 All right, then, right, well, let's hit these knobs, not that one, this one.

3565
02:48:22,600 --> 02:48:24,920
 And thank you 2023.

3566
02:48:24,920 --> 02:48:28,120
 We'll be back again in a year's time to look at 2024.

3567
02:48:28,120 --> 02:48:29,320
 Oh, you're feeling it.

3568
02:48:29,320 --> 02:48:30,120
 Oh, it's falling.

3569
02:48:30,120 --> 02:48:30,920
 Can you feel it?

3570
02:48:30,920 --> 02:48:31,720
 You can feel it.

3571
02:48:32,680 --> 02:48:33,480
 Here it comes.

3572
02:48:33,480 --> 02:48:39,080
 What play sake can you offer me today?

3573
02:48:39,080 --> 02:48:41,560
 The planet.

3574
02:48:41,560 --> 02:48:45,560
 What's happening?

3575
02:48:45,560 --> 02:48:47,160
 It's an attack.

3576
02:48:47,160 --> 02:48:49,240
 The set of girthlings.

3577
02:48:49,240 --> 02:48:51,720
 Who can save you now?

3578
02:48:51,720 --> 02:48:55,960
 Flash, I'll kill you.

3579
02:48:55,960 --> 02:49:00,840
 Let's all team up and fight him.

3580
02:49:01,800 --> 02:49:03,320
 Prepare for tutors.

3581
02:49:03,320 --> 02:49:05,080
 I want him.

3582
02:49:05,080 --> 02:49:10,760
 Stop it now.

3583
02:49:10,760 --> 02:49:19,240
 I love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth.

3584
02:49:19,240 --> 02:49:21,880
 Flash God is still alive.

3585
02:49:21,880 --> 02:49:24,200
 Gordon's alive.

3586
02:49:24,200 --> 02:49:27,560
 Die!

3587
02:49:30,040 --> 02:49:30,760
 Yes!

3588
02:49:30,760 --> 02:49:33,400
 Must be my lucky day.

3589
02:49:33,400 --> 02:49:37,320
 Cool, so that was the traitor for Flash Gordon.

3590
02:49:37,320 --> 02:49:40,760
 So he'll save every one of us.

3591
02:49:40,760 --> 02:49:46,280
 So here is what Matthew says about Flash Gordon.

3592
02:49:46,280 --> 02:49:48,840
 He actually starts with Flash, uh,

3593
02:49:48,840 --> 02:49:50,200
 savior of the universe.

3594
02:49:50,200 --> 02:49:56,360
 He said, this is what I would call an absolutely perfect Sunday banger for all ages.

3595
02:49:56,360 --> 02:49:58,920
 Whether you're a kid stuck inside due to the rain,

3596
02:49:58,920 --> 02:50:03,160
 a teenager in bed hung over, or an adult who just wants some escapeism from life,

3597
02:50:03,160 --> 02:50:05,560
 then this is the film for you.

3598
02:50:05,560 --> 02:50:09,960
 I saw this film when I was very young, probably five or six lines that he fell in love,

3599
02:50:09,960 --> 02:50:11,560
 and I've indeed loved it ever since.

3600
02:50:11,560 --> 02:50:16,280
 For me, there are several factors to make this, which make this film stand head and shoulders

3601
02:50:16,280 --> 02:50:18,360
 above all other fantasy sci-fi films.

3602
02:50:18,360 --> 02:50:22,280
 The actors are perfectly, perfectly, and brilliantly cast.

3603
02:50:22,280 --> 02:50:25,640
 Brian Blessed, Timothy Dalton, Max von Siddoh, are the standouts.

3604
02:50:26,200 --> 02:50:28,920
 The costumes and the settings are pure oscar worthy.

3605
02:50:28,920 --> 02:50:32,280
 The script and all the one-liners are top notch.

3606
02:50:32,280 --> 02:50:38,280
 However, above all of this is the soundtrack, which compliments this film.

3607
02:50:38,280 --> 02:50:42,600
 I understand that this is a polarising view, but this knocks the snot out of anything

3608
02:50:42,600 --> 02:50:44,840
 that John Williams did for Star Wars.

3609
02:50:44,840 --> 02:50:49,320
 Hear me out, when the Hulk men descend onto the war rocket Ajax,

3610
02:50:49,320 --> 02:50:51,800
 and then Brian May's guitar blasting.

3611
02:50:51,800 --> 02:50:53,640
 I feel like I can take on the world.

3612
02:50:54,360 --> 02:50:58,360
 As a kid, I would run into the kitchen and kick the bin over where I was so pumped.

3613
02:50:58,360 --> 02:51:04,680
 This film looks like it's just like, if you try and explain someone, what's cocaine?

3614
02:51:04,680 --> 02:51:07,560
 It's like, this film is cocaine.

3615
02:51:07,560 --> 02:51:12,360
 He said, honestly, it enhances this scene above the attack of the desktop for me.

3616
02:51:12,360 --> 02:51:15,160
 The downside for me, though, with this film is the tone.

3617
02:51:15,160 --> 02:51:19,560
 I still, to this day, cannot tell if the writers set out to make this a serious film,

3618
02:51:19,560 --> 02:51:22,600
 or if it's a parody of the sci-fi genre.

3619
02:51:23,240 --> 02:51:25,800
 Anyway, I'm super interested to hear your views on this.

3620
02:51:25,800 --> 02:51:30,520
 It's got big thumbs up from me, and I'm primed for Gav, not appreciating the soundtrack

3621
02:51:30,520 --> 02:51:32,440
 and saying bad things about Brian May.

3622
02:51:32,440 --> 02:51:35,160
 No, absolutely not.

3623
02:51:35,160 --> 02:51:36,200
 Right, it's Brian May.

3624
02:51:36,200 --> 02:51:38,920
 I found this some reason.

3625
02:51:38,920 --> 02:51:41,560
 This, I've made money from this soundtrack.

3626
02:51:41,560 --> 02:51:47,160
 I found car boot sales on vinyl multiple times.

3627
02:51:47,160 --> 02:51:49,640
 To the point where I was like, to the point where I was like,

3628
02:51:49,640 --> 02:51:53,880
 there's, because you'd see the bright yellow front cover of just flash Gordon's more words.

3629
02:51:53,880 --> 02:51:56,520
 And you know, I'd say it and be like, well, I've already got a copy at home.

3630
02:51:56,520 --> 02:51:59,080
 I had one for years, and I'd listen to it as a great soundtrack.

3631
02:51:59,080 --> 02:52:00,600
 I would know, oh, look at this, it's a tool.

3632
02:52:00,600 --> 02:52:05,320
 And I would get it, and I'd just sell them on eBay, and I'd find them all the time.

3633
02:52:05,320 --> 02:52:07,000
 I don't know why.

3634
02:52:07,000 --> 02:52:11,400
 It's really, I think it's because, I think it's because Aquina is extremely popular,

3635
02:52:11,400 --> 02:52:15,000
 so then loads of people would have gone out and gone, oh no, it's a Queen album.

3636
02:52:15,000 --> 02:52:18,920
 They've got at home and been like, the fuck is this?

3637
02:52:19,800 --> 02:52:22,360
 Do you know? It's, you know, I mean, flash Gordon, what?

3638
02:52:22,360 --> 02:52:23,960
 Yeah, I think.

3639
02:52:23,960 --> 02:52:25,960
 And that's what a lot of copies around.

3640
02:52:25,960 --> 02:52:27,560
 It's got all the dialogue all over it, isn't it?

3641
02:52:27,560 --> 02:52:29,000
 Well, let's do the synopsis.

3642
02:52:29,000 --> 02:52:33,480
 One of my favourite synopsis I've ever read at 10 years of podcast, didn't I?

3643
02:52:33,480 --> 02:52:35,880
 Do you know? Do we know why?

3644
02:52:35,880 --> 02:52:37,400
 I'm asking, because I know.

3645
02:52:37,400 --> 02:52:39,800
 I mean, do we know why Queen did the soundtrack?

3646
02:52:39,800 --> 02:52:41,240
 Because Pink Floyd turned it down.

3647
02:52:41,240 --> 02:52:45,160
 Because Queen didn't know any other soundtrack.

3648
02:52:45,160 --> 02:52:47,400
 No, they did. They did Highlander.

3649
02:52:47,400 --> 02:52:48,360
 Did they?

3650
02:52:48,360 --> 02:52:49,560
 They did the Highlander soundtrack.

3651
02:52:49,560 --> 02:52:51,560
 I've never heard that. I need to listen to that.

3652
02:52:51,560 --> 02:52:53,720
 I don't really know how to land that, but I'm watching as a kid.

3653
02:52:53,720 --> 02:52:54,600
 I was very confused.

3654
02:52:54,600 --> 02:52:58,040
 They did. It's a kind of magic.

3655
02:52:58,040 --> 02:52:58,920
 That's the Highlander.

3656
02:52:58,920 --> 02:52:59,800
 Is it?

3657
02:52:59,800 --> 02:53:00,120
 Yeah.

3658
02:53:00,120 --> 02:53:02,920
 First Highlander movie.

3659
02:53:02,920 --> 02:53:05,960
 So let's read the synopsis out.

3660
02:53:05,960 --> 02:53:08,600
 Again, this is one of my favourite synopsis to have ever read out.

3661
02:53:08,600 --> 02:53:11,880
 It's one sentence and it's got it all in it.

3662
02:53:11,880 --> 02:53:14,040
 And again, think Queen when I read the song.

3663
02:53:14,040 --> 02:53:15,880
 Here we go.

3664
02:53:17,240 --> 02:53:18,520
 Flash, 1980.

3665
02:53:18,520 --> 02:53:21,240
 A football player at his friends

3666
02:53:21,240 --> 02:53:22,760
 travelled to the planet Mongo

3667
02:53:22,760 --> 02:53:26,280
 and find themselves fighting the tyranny of Ming the merciless to save the earth.

3668
02:53:26,280 --> 02:53:27,880
 Good point.

3669
02:53:27,880 --> 02:53:30,920
 Fuck you. Now, a football player at his friends

3670
02:53:30,920 --> 02:53:32,440
 travelled to the planet Mongo.

3671
02:53:32,440 --> 02:53:35,960
 We used to, of course, sometimes say Mongo's when like,

3672
02:53:35,960 --> 02:53:39,640
 when you're skating along, but you use your,

3673
02:53:39,640 --> 02:53:43,480
 you have your back foot on the,

3674
02:53:43,480 --> 02:53:46,200
 you have your board on the back of the foot on the back of the board

3675
02:53:46,200 --> 02:53:48,200
 and the other front foot is pushing

3676
02:53:48,200 --> 02:53:51,400
 unnaturally and then it steps into the front board.

3677
02:53:51,400 --> 02:53:53,640
 I can't explain it to non-scape order.

3678
02:53:53,640 --> 02:53:56,280
 It's not the natural way of pushing.

3679
02:53:56,280 --> 02:53:58,440
 So we used to call that like Mongo pushing, you know.

3680
02:53:58,440 --> 02:54:01,160
 I do know what you mean.

3681
02:54:01,160 --> 02:54:01,960
 Good.

3682
02:54:01,960 --> 02:54:04,440
 There's another word for it because I used to play Tony Hawks,

3683
02:54:04,440 --> 02:54:05,800
 I know. I was never a huge skateboarder,

3684
02:54:05,800 --> 02:54:08,680
 but I used to play Tony Hawks, so I'm familiar with a lot of the terminology.

3685
02:54:08,680 --> 02:54:13,960
 Well, let's give it, give you a few facts and stuff around this first of all.

3686
02:54:13,960 --> 02:54:17,880
 Then we'll get into this crazy Skulk Camp classic.

3687
02:54:17,880 --> 02:54:20,680
 I'm going to say, speaking on the casting,

3688
02:54:20,680 --> 02:54:26,280
 I don't actually, this might be very, like, people might not like this opinion.

3689
02:54:26,280 --> 02:54:31,080
 I don't think the dude that plays Flash Gordon's very good and I think it actually

3690
02:54:31,080 --> 02:54:32,040
 been cast better.

3691
02:54:32,040 --> 02:54:33,560
 Wow, that wasn't his voice.

3692
02:54:33,560 --> 02:54:35,400
 That was probably the reason, one of the reasons.

3693
02:54:35,400 --> 02:54:37,960
 Yeah, but he just doesn't have like,

3694
02:54:37,960 --> 02:54:40,520
 the charisma is like the person that should be in Flash Gordon now.

3695
02:54:40,520 --> 02:54:42,600
 I feel like it could have been played well better.

3696
02:54:43,640 --> 02:54:46,520
 Well, this film basically wouldn't have been,

3697
02:54:46,520 --> 02:54:52,040
 Star Wars wouldn't have happened without this film because George Lucas wanted to get the rights

3698
02:54:52,040 --> 02:54:55,080
 to make a Flash Gordon movie because Flash Gordon was obviously very old,

3699
02:54:55,080 --> 02:55:01,000
 series of films and cereals, but he couldn't get the rights in the end.

3700
02:55:01,000 --> 02:55:03,960
 He made his own Flash Gordon, which was the first Star Wars movie.

3701
02:55:03,960 --> 02:55:09,480
 So that's one interesting fact is that George Lucas was involved.

3702
02:55:11,320 --> 02:55:16,680
 Kurt Russell was for ages going to be cast as Flash Gordon and turned it down in the end.

3703
02:55:16,680 --> 02:55:23,080
 He just didn't feel he had enough personality to play that character, which is interesting.

3704
02:55:23,080 --> 02:55:24,760
 Who's going to be who, sorry?

3705
02:55:24,760 --> 02:55:25,800
 Kurt Russell was going to be

3706
02:55:25,800 --> 02:55:28,280
 Flash Gordon.

3707
02:55:28,280 --> 02:55:29,640
 How old was he at this point?

3708
02:55:29,640 --> 02:55:33,720
 Well, when did Escape from New York come out in 1980?

3709
02:55:33,720 --> 02:55:35,000
 Yeah.

3710
02:55:35,000 --> 02:55:37,320
 So same age because this came out in 1980.

3711
02:55:37,320 --> 02:55:39,000
 So it'd been fun to play it.

3712
02:55:40,680 --> 02:55:41,640
 It had been quite cool.

3713
02:55:41,640 --> 02:55:46,520
 Sergio Leone was for ages and talks to direct.

3714
02:55:46,520 --> 02:55:50,200
 Turned it down in the end as well.

3715
02:55:50,200 --> 02:55:52,920
 Well, that'd been a weird, that'd been what an epic.

3716
02:55:52,920 --> 02:55:58,120
 Pink Floyd said they were two above a film soundtrack,

3717
02:55:58,120 --> 02:56:01,160
 but they really wanted a band that would cap off.

3718
02:56:01,160 --> 02:56:03,160
 They really wanted a fucking ball.

3719
02:56:03,160 --> 02:56:06,760
 They wanted a band that would really capture the crazy psychedelics.

3720
02:56:06,760 --> 02:56:08,520
 And in the end, they asked Queen.

3721
02:56:08,520 --> 02:56:11,560
 We're really excited to do it, but Dino De Laurenti is the producer,

3722
02:56:11,560 --> 02:56:12,920
 said he'd never heard of them.

3723
02:56:12,920 --> 02:56:13,720
 Queen.

3724
02:56:13,720 --> 02:56:17,800
 Yes, in 1979, he'd never heard of Queen.

3725
02:56:17,800 --> 02:56:20,040
 And they said, we've got great news.

3726
02:56:20,040 --> 02:56:22,200
 Queen of agreed to do the soundtrack for us.

3727
02:56:22,200 --> 02:56:23,480
 And he said, who are the queens?

3728
02:56:23,480 --> 02:56:29,640
 To be fair, you know, I'm blessed.

3729
02:56:29,640 --> 02:56:30,520
 Three internet.

3730
02:56:30,520 --> 02:56:34,440
 Brian Blessed took a very small pay.

3731
02:56:35,400 --> 02:56:43,880
 And he took £30,000 for his role, because it was a dream country for him to land a role in a

3732
02:56:43,880 --> 02:56:44,920
 flash quarter movie.

3733
02:56:44,920 --> 02:56:46,920
 Also, he probably just wanted to run around in a nap.

3734
02:56:46,920 --> 02:56:48,520
 He was in big, gold wings.

3735
02:56:48,520 --> 02:56:50,120
 He's got good, musely legs in this.

3736
02:56:50,120 --> 02:56:50,920
 So yeah.

3737
02:56:50,920 --> 02:56:55,720
 But apparently he kept ruining shoot shots because he kept going,

3738
02:56:55,720 --> 02:56:56,440
 "Pew, pew!"

3739
02:56:56,440 --> 02:56:59,080
 And then forgetting you saying it out loud.

3740
02:56:59,080 --> 02:57:03,160
 So he had to keep gutting and redoing some of the...

3741
02:57:03,160 --> 02:57:05,080
 He fucking does that.

3742
02:57:05,080 --> 02:57:06,600
 I saw him.

3743
02:57:06,600 --> 02:57:08,200
 I think that picture did not.

3744
02:57:08,200 --> 02:57:09,240
 Yes, he did see him.

3745
02:57:09,240 --> 02:57:12,600
 He just before Christmas, a convention.

3746
02:57:12,600 --> 02:57:13,800
 It was probably blessed.

3747
02:57:13,800 --> 02:57:17,480
 Everyone involved in this, but so sure that it would do well,

3748
02:57:17,480 --> 02:57:19,560
 that they were going to make a trilogy.

3749
02:57:19,560 --> 02:57:21,880
 I've got a very quick, I've got a Brian Brasser story.

3750
02:57:21,880 --> 02:57:26,760
 He lives, he lives, at least, within 20 mile radius of me.

3751
02:57:26,760 --> 02:57:31,080
 Well, we used to, but there's a dude that I know,

3752
02:57:31,080 --> 02:57:34,360
 and he said he would see him quite often.

3753
02:57:34,360 --> 02:57:36,040
 And he'd be like, "Hey Brian, how are you?"

3754
02:57:36,040 --> 02:57:38,760
 You know, with that local sort of thing, and I was down on the village.

3755
02:57:38,760 --> 02:57:44,280
 And he came on day in, Brian went to fall over, slipped on ice or something,

3756
02:57:44,280 --> 02:57:46,920
 and he grabbed him, and he grabbed him, and he grabbed him,

3757
02:57:46,920 --> 02:57:48,120
 put his own back out.

3758
02:57:48,120 --> 02:57:49,880
 Jesus Christ.

3759
02:57:49,880 --> 02:57:52,200
 Put your back out helping Brian bless him.

3760
02:57:52,200 --> 02:57:55,320
 Oh, that's a story to tell the kids, isn't it?

3761
02:57:55,320 --> 02:57:55,560
 Yeah.

3762
02:57:55,560 --> 02:57:58,920
 A couple of other quick facts as well.

3763
02:57:58,920 --> 02:58:02,840
 Max once said, "Oh, who played Ming the Maritalist's costume is so heavy

3764
02:58:02,840 --> 02:58:06,040
 that whenever they said it cut, he had to lie down,

3765
02:58:06,040 --> 02:58:08,120
 because he couldn't stand in it for too long."

3766
02:58:08,120 --> 02:58:08,680
 It means?

3767
02:58:08,680 --> 02:58:09,640
 Yeah.

3768
02:58:09,640 --> 02:58:12,920
 Oh, yeah, yeah, it's pretty epic, isn't it?

3769
02:58:12,920 --> 02:58:16,360
 And a lot of the films were improvised.

3770
02:58:16,360 --> 02:58:17,960
 I know someone called Ming as well.

3771
02:58:17,960 --> 02:58:19,000
 Do you?

3772
02:58:19,000 --> 02:58:20,680
 Is he Maritalist?

3773
02:58:20,680 --> 02:58:21,640
 No.

3774
02:58:21,640 --> 02:58:23,160
 Nice guy then.

3775
02:58:23,160 --> 02:58:23,560
 Yeah.

3776
02:58:23,560 --> 02:58:24,680
 Did I say it?

3777
02:58:24,680 --> 02:58:26,600
 He's fast, and it's already over.

3778
02:58:26,600 --> 02:58:29,480
 I keep feeling like I keep seeing my future.

3779
02:58:29,480 --> 02:58:32,440
 I keep also being like, "Have I already done this?"

3780
02:58:32,440 --> 02:58:33,400
 That's not how I haven't.

3781
02:58:33,400 --> 02:58:33,880
 Okay.

3782
02:58:33,880 --> 02:58:36,520
 You might have told me, but we've been podcasting for 10 years,

3783
02:58:36,520 --> 02:58:37,880
 so it's hard to remember all stories.

3784
02:58:37,880 --> 02:58:39,640
 That's the problem, and I do want to say this,

3785
02:58:39,640 --> 02:58:41,720
 and I'm like, "Who would I talk to about what?"

3786
02:58:41,720 --> 02:58:43,240
 I don't remember anything.

3787
02:58:43,240 --> 02:58:44,280
 I'm not Sarah.

3788
02:58:44,280 --> 02:58:45,240
 I'm Dan.

3789
02:58:45,240 --> 02:58:46,040
 Oh, yeah.

3790
02:58:46,040 --> 02:58:51,000
 Also, as I mentioned earlier, Sam Jones, who played Flash,

3791
02:58:51,000 --> 02:58:53,720
 fell out with the New Deterrentis,

3792
02:58:53,720 --> 02:58:57,960
 because he didn't realize that they were going to dub him over.

3793
02:58:57,960 --> 02:59:00,120
 Yeah, I didn't realize he was a dub as well.

3794
02:59:00,120 --> 02:59:01,480
 So he did quite a good job.

3795
02:59:01,480 --> 02:59:03,240
 He was very cross about this,

3796
02:59:03,240 --> 02:59:06,360
 but they didn't think his voice was heroic enough.

3797
02:59:06,360 --> 02:59:10,360
 They just wanted him for his looks and his build, basically.

3798
02:59:10,360 --> 02:59:13,400
 I don't think he's got a great look.

3799
02:59:13,400 --> 02:59:14,600
 You don't?

3800
02:59:14,600 --> 02:59:16,760
 I think it's all good, Dan, but...

3801
02:59:16,760 --> 02:59:19,240
 And...

3802
02:59:19,240 --> 02:59:22,920
 Yeah, oh, Brian Blessed said,

3803
02:59:22,920 --> 02:59:24,520
 because he knows her personally.

3804
02:59:24,520 --> 02:59:25,880
 Brian Blessed said,

3805
02:59:25,880 --> 02:59:29,160
 "Flash Gordon is the Queen's, or he knew her personally,

3806
02:59:29,160 --> 02:59:31,240
 the Queen's number one film of all time."

3807
02:59:31,240 --> 02:59:34,280
 Can you imagine us sitting there on Boxing Day?

3808
02:59:34,280 --> 02:59:38,680
 The Queen's

3809
02:59:38,680 --> 02:59:41,080
 a Philip Watson channel four.

3810
02:59:41,080 --> 02:59:44,120
 Well, Philip, would you put your hand in that thing?

3811
02:59:44,120 --> 02:59:48,120
 Philip asked me the quality streets.

3812
02:59:48,120 --> 02:59:50,200
 This is my favourite bit.

3813
02:59:50,200 --> 02:59:53,080
 Put the Coggi in the hole.

3814
02:59:53,080 --> 02:59:54,600
 See if it gets bitten first.

3815
02:59:54,600 --> 02:59:57,560
 Put the Coggi in the hole, right?

3816
02:59:57,560 --> 02:59:58,760
 Put the Coggi in the holes.

3817
02:59:58,760 --> 03:00:03,320
 So I hope Matthew's proud of the tangency he's produced here.

3818
03:00:03,320 --> 03:00:05,320
 So there we go.

3819
03:00:05,320 --> 03:00:07,640
 There's a few little facts behind the scenes there.

3820
03:00:07,640 --> 03:00:12,280
 Let's talk about when we first saw this and that kind of thing, memories of it,

3821
03:00:12,280 --> 03:00:13,480
 and then we'll get into...

3822
03:00:13,480 --> 03:00:16,920
 Obviously, young kid and it was on TV one day,

3823
03:00:16,920 --> 03:00:19,800
 and I went, "What the f**k is this?"

3824
03:00:19,800 --> 03:00:23,000
 I don't remember when.

3825
03:00:23,000 --> 03:00:23,960
 I was a kid then.

3826
03:00:23,960 --> 03:00:24,920
 It literally...

3827
03:00:24,920 --> 03:00:29,320
 It's made to appeal to a five-year-old boy, or girl, I guess.

3828
03:00:29,320 --> 03:00:31,400
 I didn't know what was going on, but like, yeah,

3829
03:00:31,400 --> 03:00:33,080
 there's nothing in it, which is...

3830
03:00:33,080 --> 03:00:35,400
 Because watch it back with Sarah.

3831
03:00:35,400 --> 03:00:37,640
 Sarah's like, "I've not seen it since I was a kid as well."

3832
03:00:37,640 --> 03:00:39,960
 So I actually bought it because it was...

3833
03:00:39,960 --> 03:00:43,800
 It was £3.50 to rent on Amazon or £3.90 on the box.

3834
03:00:43,800 --> 03:00:44,760
 I did exactly the same thing.

3835
03:00:44,760 --> 03:00:46,440
 That's what I did.

3836
03:00:46,440 --> 03:00:49,080
 I bought it, so now I've got a digital copy on private.

3837
03:00:49,080 --> 03:00:49,880
 Same as.

3838
03:00:49,880 --> 03:00:52,120
 So I was like, "Well, f**k it, it was bought it."

3839
03:00:52,120 --> 03:00:57,800
 And yeah, it was just a weird thing to watch again.

3840
03:00:57,800 --> 03:01:01,160
 Remembering it was like really like the bad things about it

3841
03:01:01,160 --> 03:01:04,680
 is the only thing I really could remember was the putting the hands in the finger,

3842
03:01:04,680 --> 03:01:06,600
 Tim Fidolman, James Bond.

3843
03:01:06,600 --> 03:01:08,040
 That's all I could remember.

3844
03:01:08,040 --> 03:01:09,880
 Yeah, it's a bit...

3845
03:01:09,880 --> 03:01:11,800
 Obviously, way before he's changed.

3846
03:01:11,800 --> 03:01:12,920
 Some of it was a bit scary.

3847
03:01:13,480 --> 03:01:17,160
 Well, yeah, same here, really.

3848
03:01:17,160 --> 03:01:21,720
 It's hard to remember the first time I saw it, because it was just always on it Christmas on TV.

3849
03:01:21,720 --> 03:01:23,080
 But I know...

3850
03:01:23,080 --> 03:01:25,960
 I think it is sorry, I will let you speak.

3851
03:01:25,960 --> 03:01:26,680
 I will allow it.

3852
03:01:26,680 --> 03:01:29,960
 I think it's with...

3853
03:01:29,960 --> 03:01:34,040
 It's called fantasy, but it's not that scary.

3854
03:01:34,040 --> 03:01:39,400
 It could be played at 11 o'clock in the morning on BBC 2 or whatever.

3855
03:01:39,400 --> 03:01:42,360
 But then you've got people getting stabbed with spikes and whipped as well.

3856
03:01:42,360 --> 03:01:43,320
 It's not, of course.

3857
03:01:43,320 --> 03:01:45,160
 It has got some darkness too.

3858
03:01:45,160 --> 03:01:47,800
 The whole fight they're going to die the spikes in.

3859
03:01:47,800 --> 03:01:48,360
 That whole...

3860
03:01:48,360 --> 03:01:49,720
 Yeah, so it's a weird...

3861
03:01:49,720 --> 03:01:50,680
 It's a really weird...

3862
03:01:50,680 --> 03:01:53,400
 I do find this film very uneven.

3863
03:01:53,400 --> 03:01:59,960
 Well, before I talk about my memories of it, I think what I would say is,

3864
03:01:59,960 --> 03:02:02,040
 this film was made in '79.

3865
03:02:02,040 --> 03:02:04,760
 And there weren't really any science fiction space films out,

3866
03:02:04,760 --> 03:02:06,600
 other than Star Wars and Alien.

3867
03:02:06,600 --> 03:02:09,640
 And obviously like a space fantasy.

3868
03:02:09,640 --> 03:02:11,080
 And this is well made.

3869
03:02:11,080 --> 03:02:12,600
 It's well produced.

3870
03:02:12,600 --> 03:02:15,880
 Yeah, people didn't know what a science fiction movie looked like.

3871
03:02:15,880 --> 03:02:18,520
 So they weren't these gritty dark...

3872
03:02:18,520 --> 03:02:22,120
 But this is a bright, colorful film.

3873
03:02:22,120 --> 03:02:28,360
 So you had Star Wars, you had Space Odyssey, you had Alien, you had this.

3874
03:02:28,360 --> 03:02:31,320
 At the point, space movies could look like anything.

3875
03:02:31,320 --> 03:02:34,360
 You know, these science fiction space movies could look like absolutely anything.

3876
03:02:34,360 --> 03:02:38,040
 And this was the more comic bookie bright and colorful one,

3877
03:02:38,040 --> 03:02:42,520
 of it really, to show you that it's not all hiding in the dark from a xenomorph.

3878
03:02:42,520 --> 03:02:43,480
 It's...

3879
03:02:43,480 --> 03:02:45,320
 It could be really bright and...

3880
03:02:45,320 --> 03:02:51,240
 You can sense that this is based on very old serials in the US

3881
03:02:51,240 --> 03:02:55,080
 that people, people who have gone to watch on a Saturday morning at the cinema.

3882
03:02:55,080 --> 03:02:58,040
 You know, I've seen some of the old black and white as well.

3883
03:02:58,040 --> 03:03:01,240
 But going on to...

3884
03:03:01,240 --> 03:03:03,080
 Yeah, so I...

3885
03:03:03,080 --> 03:03:04,040
 saw it a bunch of times.

3886
03:03:04,040 --> 03:03:07,880
 But I think I bonded with my dad over this a lot, because my dad still is.

3887
03:03:07,880 --> 03:03:09,960
 He's a huge queen fan, you know.

3888
03:03:09,960 --> 03:03:12,440
 They are, and disputably, one of the best bands in the world,

3889
03:03:12,440 --> 03:03:14,120
 whether you're into rock or not,

3890
03:03:14,120 --> 03:03:17,720
 Freddie Mercury is probably the best frontman for a band ever.

3891
03:03:17,720 --> 03:03:20,840
 They are an incredible band.

3892
03:03:20,840 --> 03:03:23,800
 They are all four of them individually.

3893
03:03:23,800 --> 03:03:25,240
 Their music is such a...

3894
03:03:25,240 --> 03:03:28,600
 Like, what the hell, because it's just what they've done.

3895
03:03:28,600 --> 03:03:31,560
 They don't stick to one genre, although they're within rock.

3896
03:03:31,560 --> 03:03:33,320
 They try every different type.

3897
03:03:33,320 --> 03:03:35,080
 And each band member...

3898
03:03:35,080 --> 03:03:36,680
 It's just not very talented.

3899
03:03:36,680 --> 03:03:38,680
 Operatic rock, it was just like the fuck.

3900
03:03:38,680 --> 03:03:40,520
 What's going on?

3901
03:03:40,520 --> 03:03:42,200
 But because of that, I bonded with my dad,

3902
03:03:42,200 --> 03:03:44,680
 because he had the same track we'd listened to in the car.

3903
03:03:44,680 --> 03:03:46,920
 But I would watch this with him as well.

3904
03:03:46,920 --> 03:03:51,240
 And it's one of those ones that you just kind of know the movie inside out.

3905
03:03:51,240 --> 03:03:54,680
 And as you get older, you realize, oh, there's actually a bit more adult stuff with this.

3906
03:03:54,680 --> 03:03:56,840
 Like the whole stuff with Princess Aura,

3907
03:03:56,840 --> 03:03:59,720
 basically having sex with half the galaxy,

3908
03:03:59,720 --> 03:04:02,520
 because she's just so hot that everybody wants to get with her.

3909
03:04:02,520 --> 03:04:04,120
 You don't notice these things as a kid.

3910
03:04:05,480 --> 03:04:07,480
 One thing I wanted to mention, a little link to...

3911
03:04:07,480 --> 03:04:11,000
 Something we talked about earlier is the director,

3912
03:04:11,000 --> 03:04:14,120
 who is Brian Hodges.

3913
03:04:14,120 --> 03:04:14,680
 And he...

3914
03:04:14,680 --> 03:04:17,000
 Director... Sorry, Mike Hodges.

3915
03:04:17,000 --> 03:04:20,360
 And he directed Get Carter, which he talked about earlier.

3916
03:04:20,360 --> 03:04:25,560
 He also directed Black Rainbow, which I think you've seen that one.

3917
03:04:25,560 --> 03:04:27,000
 Have you seen Black Rainbow?

3918
03:04:27,000 --> 03:04:29,640
 What am I thinking of another film with Rainbow in the title?

3919
03:04:29,640 --> 03:04:31,720
 1989.

3920
03:04:34,280 --> 03:04:36,280
 But yeah, but I've just...

3921
03:04:36,280 --> 03:04:39,240
 Yeah, the Black Rainbow, but that's not...

3922
03:04:39,240 --> 03:04:40,280
 That's a different director.

3923
03:04:40,280 --> 03:04:40,760
 That's like a...

3924
03:04:40,760 --> 03:04:43,400
 I think of a different film as...

3925
03:04:43,400 --> 03:04:45,000
 I think I'm thinking of a different film as well.

3926
03:04:45,000 --> 03:04:46,040
 Oh well.

3927
03:04:46,040 --> 03:04:46,520
 Well anyway...

3928
03:04:46,520 --> 03:04:46,520
 That's funny.

3929
03:04:46,520 --> 03:04:47,480
 Because it did Mandy...

3930
03:04:47,480 --> 03:04:50,680
 Directed Mandy did like the Black Rainbow, or something like that.

3931
03:04:50,680 --> 03:04:53,400
 There's another film with Rainbow in it, isn't there?

3932
03:04:53,400 --> 03:04:55,400
 But anyway, but Mike Hodges, he...

3933
03:04:55,400 --> 03:04:59,160
 The weirdly directed Get Carter, which we talked about earlier, which is weird.

3934
03:04:59,160 --> 03:05:01,720
 But yeah, so...

3935
03:05:01,720 --> 03:05:03,160
 This movie, The Cast,

3936
03:05:03,160 --> 03:05:07,080
 let's just quickly whizz through a couple of the cast, Sam Jones, obviously his flash.

3937
03:05:07,080 --> 03:05:10,280
 There's a really fantastic documentary called...

3938
03:05:10,280 --> 03:05:11,800
 I think it's called Life After Flash.

3939
03:05:11,800 --> 03:05:14,120
 Or I didn't say it.

3940
03:05:14,120 --> 03:05:15,320
 It's really good, really fun.

3941
03:05:15,320 --> 03:05:15,960
 He's sad.

3942
03:05:15,960 --> 03:05:21,560
 Not really, because he kind of went bankrupt, I think, and then came back.

3943
03:05:21,560 --> 03:05:25,400
 And now he's kind of doing the Bruce Campbell thing of turning up at loads of comic cons

3944
03:05:25,400 --> 03:05:27,400
 and everyone loves him again.

3945
03:05:27,400 --> 03:05:29,480
 And obviously he was in Ted, as himself, wasn't he?

3946
03:05:29,480 --> 03:05:30,120
 He was in Ted.

3947
03:05:30,120 --> 03:05:30,840
 Yeah.

3948
03:05:30,840 --> 03:05:31,160
 Yeah.

3949
03:05:32,600 --> 03:05:34,920
 And some of the other cast members like Max von Siddho,

3950
03:05:34,920 --> 03:05:39,960
 who is cast as Ming the Marcellus, and Timothy Dalton showing up as a little Robin Hood

3951
03:05:39,960 --> 03:05:41,160
 and space kind of guy.

3952
03:05:41,160 --> 03:05:42,360
 And...

3953
03:05:42,360 --> 03:05:44,040
 Yeah, there's a weird one there.

3954
03:05:44,040 --> 03:05:46,920
 Brian Blessed is a nappy-wearing, winged man.

3955
03:05:46,920 --> 03:05:51,640
 Richard O'Brien from The Rocky Horror Show in the Crystal Maze,

3956
03:05:51,640 --> 03:05:53,160
 turning up just briefly.

3957
03:05:53,160 --> 03:05:57,160
 Dude, dude, from Peter Duncan, is it, or something from a blue Peter?

3958
03:05:57,160 --> 03:05:58,120
 Yes.

3959
03:06:01,560 --> 03:06:02,920
 I can't remember his name now.

3960
03:06:02,920 --> 03:06:05,480
 You all right, I'm trying to, I'm looking down on this now.

3961
03:06:05,480 --> 03:06:06,600
 Is it Peter Wingard?

3962
03:06:06,600 --> 03:06:09,000
 So, are you thinking of?

3963
03:06:09,000 --> 03:06:10,280
 Frank Duncan, I think.

3964
03:06:10,280 --> 03:06:11,560
 Oh, okay.

3965
03:06:11,560 --> 03:06:12,440
 That's not on my...

3966
03:06:12,440 --> 03:06:18,040
 Anyway, it's a blue Peter's, because then, which is a, was a TV show for kids in the week.

3967
03:06:18,040 --> 03:06:21,720
 Very, very nice, wholesome TV show, wasn't it?

3968
03:06:21,720 --> 03:06:23,640
 The show, lovely things.

3969
03:06:23,640 --> 03:06:25,720
 Yeah, it was show like animals, and it was show like,

3970
03:06:25,720 --> 03:06:27,320
 had to make something out of craft.

3971
03:06:27,320 --> 03:06:27,720
 And then...

3972
03:06:27,720 --> 03:06:28,440
 Very wholesome.

3973
03:06:28,440 --> 03:06:28,920
 Yeah.

3974
03:06:28,920 --> 03:06:31,160
 And I don't think any of the host's were pedos.

3975
03:06:31,160 --> 03:06:33,480
 So, you know, kept its wholesomeness there.

3976
03:06:33,480 --> 03:06:34,040
 We hope not.

3977
03:06:34,040 --> 03:06:36,440
 Wow.

3978
03:06:36,440 --> 03:06:38,360
 Well, I mean, everybody knows Flash Gordon,

3979
03:06:38,360 --> 03:06:43,880
 but we will go through the plot and talk about some of the more notable scenes.

3980
03:06:43,880 --> 03:06:45,640
 No, no, no, no, no, please.

3981
03:06:45,640 --> 03:06:48,360
 Can you give me a slight backstory of Flash Gordon?

3982
03:06:48,360 --> 03:06:49,640
 It was a comic, right?

3983
03:06:49,640 --> 03:06:50,840
 Yeah.

3984
03:06:50,840 --> 03:06:53,320
 Well, it's a, it's a comic strip, I believe,

3985
03:06:53,320 --> 03:06:56,200
 but also like a serial and a TV show.

3986
03:06:56,200 --> 03:07:00,040
 So it's very old, because right the way back to I believe the 50s,

3987
03:07:00,040 --> 03:07:04,600
 maybe even before then, perhaps it was sort of in the same vein as Tarzan

3988
03:07:04,600 --> 03:07:07,160
 and how those sort of old, very old properties

3989
03:07:07,160 --> 03:07:13,400
 just very beloved by, like Spielberg would have gone to watch this sort of TV show

3990
03:07:13,400 --> 03:07:15,720
 and at this serial every Saturday morning, you know.

3991
03:07:15,720 --> 03:07:17,880
 It's one of those ones that's...

3992
03:07:17,880 --> 03:07:21,640
 And because it's fantasy and sci-fi all in one, isn't it?

3993
03:07:21,640 --> 03:07:27,320
 This is a bit like, more like, probably another reason I really liked this as a kid,

3994
03:07:27,320 --> 03:07:30,040
 it's very he-man as well.

3995
03:07:30,040 --> 03:07:32,440
 I was just thinking, is this canon?

3996
03:07:32,440 --> 03:07:35,400
 No, it's not, but it should be a canon film.

3997
03:07:35,400 --> 03:07:39,400
 Because it's bigger though, it's in bigger scope though,

3998
03:07:39,400 --> 03:07:42,520
 but it's kind of like the he-man, but a larger scope to version.

3999
03:07:42,520 --> 03:07:45,080
 Well, it's De La Rente, so, you know,

4000
03:07:45,080 --> 03:07:47,720
 it's similar to canon, isn't it?

4001
03:07:47,720 --> 03:07:50,200
 Anything that says De La Rente at the beginning, you think,

4002
03:07:50,200 --> 03:07:51,720
 well, I kind of know what I'm getting here.

4003
03:07:51,720 --> 03:07:53,800
 This is going to be cheap and cheerful.

4004
03:07:56,040 --> 03:07:57,560
 Yes, Flash Gordon.

4005
03:07:57,560 --> 03:07:59,400
 Let's get into it.

4006
03:07:59,400 --> 03:07:59,960
 Let's get into it.

4007
03:07:59,960 --> 03:08:01,960
 So it starts off with just very casual...

4008
03:08:01,960 --> 03:08:05,400
 "Clitus, I'm bored.

4009
03:08:05,400 --> 03:08:07,400
 I want something to play with."

4010
03:08:07,400 --> 03:08:11,160
 That's the beginning of the record, so I know the record so much more than I did that show film.

4011
03:08:11,160 --> 03:08:13,160
 And basically, it's...

4012
03:08:13,160 --> 03:08:14,040
 I'm bored.

4013
03:08:14,040 --> 03:08:16,440
 "Ming the murderer's this board, and he wants something to play with."

4014
03:08:16,440 --> 03:08:19,640
 So, "Clitus says, oh, well, there's a planet called Earth."

4015
03:08:19,640 --> 03:08:21,080
 What do you be able to do, VI?

4016
03:08:21,080 --> 03:08:21,880
 I am bored.

4017
03:08:21,880 --> 03:08:24,600
 So, he says, "Why don't you do something to Earth?"

4018
03:08:24,600 --> 03:08:26,600
 And he says, "I'll ask a good idea, Ola.

4019
03:08:26,600 --> 03:08:28,120
 I'll send some earthquakes,

4020
03:08:28,120 --> 03:08:31,640
 and I'll send some hot hail down as well.

4021
03:08:31,640 --> 03:08:35,720
 And while all this sort of bad weather is hitting the Earth,

4022
03:08:35,720 --> 03:08:38,360
 we get the score kick in from Queen."

4023
03:08:38,360 --> 03:08:41,560
 Brian May...

4024
03:08:41,560 --> 03:08:45,800
 Just everything about this soundtrack.

4025
03:08:45,800 --> 03:08:47,000
 It shouldn't work.

4026
03:08:47,000 --> 03:08:49,960
 It's a Queen's soundtrack on a sci-fi fantasy.

4027
03:08:49,960 --> 03:08:51,240
 But of course, it does work.

4028
03:08:51,240 --> 03:08:51,960
 I know.

4029
03:08:51,960 --> 03:08:52,680
 It's so out there.

4030
03:08:52,680 --> 03:08:54,440
 I think it would work.

4031
03:08:54,440 --> 03:08:54,680
 Yeah.

4032
03:08:54,680 --> 03:08:58,840
 And we get all this incredible comic book art for the credits.

4033
03:08:58,840 --> 03:09:00,840
 Sort of getting you in the mood.

4034
03:09:00,840 --> 03:09:04,680
 As a kid, the credits for this got me so hyped.

4035
03:09:04,680 --> 03:09:07,160
 What is this aimed at for kids?

4036
03:09:07,160 --> 03:09:12,360
 Because it would be my parents would be like,

4037
03:09:12,360 --> 03:09:13,880
 "There you go, there should be a million,

4038
03:09:13,880 --> 03:09:15,400
 you know, plunk being in front of it."

4039
03:09:15,400 --> 03:09:19,240
 I think this was aimed at big kids and kids.

4040
03:09:19,240 --> 03:09:21,000
 Do you know what I mean?

4041
03:09:21,000 --> 03:09:22,680
 I don't think this was aimed at...

4042
03:09:22,680 --> 03:09:24,920
 I'm not taking anything away from this.

4043
03:09:24,920 --> 03:09:27,800
 But I don't think this was aimed at like the intellectual cinema gore.

4044
03:09:27,800 --> 03:09:28,680
 Do you know what I mean?

4045
03:09:28,680 --> 03:09:31,160
 This was aimed at people who wanted to be entertained.

4046
03:09:31,160 --> 03:09:32,200
 Big kids and kids.

4047
03:09:32,200 --> 03:09:35,720
 It's difficult though.

4048
03:09:35,720 --> 03:09:36,040
 I don't...

4049
03:09:36,040 --> 03:09:37,800
 Who is it aimed at?

4050
03:09:37,800 --> 03:09:38,360
 That was true.

4051
03:09:38,360 --> 03:09:40,200
 Us.

4052
03:09:40,200 --> 03:09:41,400
 There we go.

4053
03:09:41,400 --> 03:09:46,440
 Yeah, middle-aged cult people in 2024 podcasters.

4054
03:09:46,440 --> 03:09:48,040
 Yeah, absolutely.

4055
03:09:48,040 --> 03:09:48,760
 There we go.

4056
03:09:50,200 --> 03:09:53,320
 So the hot hail starts hitting and we meet our hero,

4057
03:09:53,320 --> 03:09:56,600
 blonde, sexy, flash Gordon.

4058
03:09:56,600 --> 03:09:59,480
 He's actually a very charming man.

4059
03:09:59,480 --> 03:10:01,320
 I actually always thought he's a bit of a CD,

4060
03:10:01,320 --> 03:10:04,280
 hunt like CD sort of womanizer,

4061
03:10:04,280 --> 03:10:06,840
 but actually he comes across as quite a nice,

4062
03:10:06,840 --> 03:10:09,400
 almost a bit dumb charming guy.

4063
03:10:09,400 --> 03:10:10,040
 It's not me.

4064
03:10:10,040 --> 03:10:11,240
 Zero, kind of.

4065
03:10:11,240 --> 03:10:12,280
 Probably he has a zero kind of.

4066
03:10:12,280 --> 03:10:13,880
 He's got dead dogs in the back of his car.

4067
03:10:13,880 --> 03:10:17,480
 Well, he's in his car when the hail hits.

4068
03:10:17,480 --> 03:10:20,040
 And he's about to board a private jet.

4069
03:10:20,040 --> 03:10:23,960
 And he spots Dale,

4070
03:10:23,960 --> 03:10:27,240
 played by Melody Anderson, who is a travel agent,

4071
03:10:27,240 --> 03:10:28,360
 weird.

4072
03:10:28,360 --> 03:10:31,400
 And he gets on the plane with her and he says,

4073
03:10:31,400 --> 03:10:33,080
 "Oh, nice to meet you.

4074
03:10:33,080 --> 03:10:34,120
 I'm flash Gordon.

4075
03:10:34,120 --> 03:10:35,480
 I'm an American footballer."

4076
03:10:35,480 --> 03:10:37,080
 Travel agents go on private jet,

4077
03:10:37,080 --> 03:10:38,680
 and that's their way to travel.

4078
03:10:38,680 --> 03:10:40,600
 That's what he says, there isn't he?

4079
03:10:40,600 --> 03:10:43,640
 He says, never thought I'd see a travel agent on a private jet.

4080
03:10:43,640 --> 03:10:45,560
 But maybe, I don't know.

4081
03:10:46,680 --> 03:10:48,360
 And while they're on the plane,

4082
03:10:48,360 --> 03:10:50,360
 they are obviously hit with turbulence

4083
03:10:50,360 --> 03:10:54,600
 and hailstones and wind and tornadoes and everything else.

4084
03:10:54,600 --> 03:10:57,800
 And Dale is scared and flash says to a look,

4085
03:10:57,800 --> 03:10:58,440
 it's fine.

4086
03:10:58,440 --> 03:11:00,120
 We'll get through this.

4087
03:11:00,120 --> 03:11:04,040
 And he ends up talking to her and distracting her from what's happening.

4088
03:11:04,040 --> 03:11:05,480
 He's an American footballer.

4089
03:11:05,480 --> 03:11:07,480
 And that he's like popular, isn't he?

4090
03:11:07,480 --> 03:11:09,160
 And that's why he's flash Gordon.

4091
03:11:09,160 --> 03:11:10,200
 He's just called Gordon.

4092
03:11:10,200 --> 03:11:13,320
 I don't know what his real name is.

4093
03:11:13,320 --> 03:11:14,600
 Is it not Gordon?

4094
03:11:14,600 --> 03:11:15,480
 No, it'd be like,

4095
03:11:15,480 --> 03:11:16,360
 isn't he not Gordon?

4096
03:11:16,360 --> 03:11:18,120
 It'd be like Jeff Gordon or something,

4097
03:11:18,120 --> 03:11:20,520
 but they're calling Flash because he's so fast on the field.

4098
03:11:20,520 --> 03:11:21,240
 We'll be funny though.

4099
03:11:21,240 --> 03:11:23,000
 She says, "Why do they call you Flash?"

4100
03:11:23,000 --> 03:11:24,120
 And then we find out, look,

4101
03:11:24,120 --> 03:11:25,960
 we're actually watching Flash Gordon,

4102
03:11:25,960 --> 03:11:27,960
 the porn version.

4103
03:11:27,960 --> 03:11:30,200
 And it's just getting his toger out.

4104
03:11:30,200 --> 03:11:31,720
 Yeah, I was going to say,

4105
03:11:31,720 --> 03:11:33,800
 that's why he's actually called Flash,

4106
03:11:33,800 --> 03:11:35,400
 because he's constantly got his dick out.

4107
03:11:35,400 --> 03:11:37,960
 Flash is a flash, it's a pleaping ton, or pervert.

4108
03:11:37,960 --> 03:11:42,920
 Well, things go wrong, because we get some red clouds blocking out the sun.

4109
03:11:42,920 --> 03:11:45,240
 Now, anytime you see red clouds in the sky,

4110
03:11:45,240 --> 03:11:47,000
 so every time I walk down the street,

4111
03:11:47,000 --> 03:11:48,840
 all of a sudden red fog rolls in,

4112
03:11:48,840 --> 03:11:50,600
 red smoke, red smog,

4113
03:11:50,600 --> 03:11:52,040
 anything like that.

4114
03:11:52,040 --> 03:11:53,800
 I'm out of there.

4115
03:11:53,800 --> 03:11:56,280
 My face is going to melt.

4116
03:11:56,280 --> 03:11:57,640
 Going back to something Matthew said,

4117
03:11:57,640 --> 03:11:59,160
 which leads into the next scene,

4118
03:11:59,160 --> 03:12:01,720
 is, was this intended to be funny at times?

4119
03:12:01,720 --> 03:12:02,680
 I think it was.

4120
03:12:02,680 --> 03:12:03,880
 I think it was.

4121
03:12:03,880 --> 03:12:06,200
 There's very much tongue in cheek in this film.

4122
03:12:06,200 --> 03:12:10,280
 There's an element almost of carry on style humor at times in this.

4123
03:12:13,160 --> 03:12:15,720
 Yeah, the director maybe sort of pushed a little bit,

4124
03:12:15,720 --> 03:12:17,080
 because it's very camping.

4125
03:12:17,080 --> 03:12:20,440
 And what I mean by that in the next scene is,

4126
03:12:20,440 --> 03:12:23,000
 the next scene we see is Dr. Zankov and his assistant

4127
03:12:23,000 --> 03:12:24,920
 sleeping their beds in their lab.

4128
03:12:24,920 --> 03:12:26,760
 And suddenly, one of the beds catches fire,

4129
03:12:26,760 --> 03:12:29,240
 because a hot hail has come through the ceiling.

4130
03:12:29,240 --> 03:12:31,880
 And he just wakes up and puts his leg on fire.

4131
03:12:31,880 --> 03:12:34,360
 He doesn't even really sort of,

4132
03:12:34,360 --> 03:12:35,320
 that scared about it.

4133
03:12:35,320 --> 03:12:38,200
 And Dr. Zankov says,

4134
03:12:38,200 --> 03:12:41,160
 "This is everything I've been predicting for the last few years,

4135
03:12:41,160 --> 03:12:43,400
 an attack on Earth."

4136
03:12:43,400 --> 03:12:45,240
 He's almost ecstatic that,

4137
03:12:45,240 --> 03:12:47,240
 "Finally, I can prove them all right."

4138
03:12:47,240 --> 03:12:49,640
 Great.

4139
03:12:49,640 --> 03:12:51,480
 And he's got a rocket that he's built.

4140
03:12:51,480 --> 03:12:53,320
 This is so good.

4141
03:12:53,320 --> 03:12:57,880
 And he's built this so that he can go on a counter attack

4142
03:12:57,880 --> 03:12:59,400
 if the Earth is ever attacked,

4143
03:12:59,400 --> 03:13:00,600
 which it currently is being.

4144
03:13:00,600 --> 03:13:02,040
 Hey, look at all this.

4145
03:13:02,040 --> 03:13:03,400
 Pretty bloody handy then.

4146
03:13:03,400 --> 03:13:05,800
 And he says to his assistant,

4147
03:13:05,800 --> 03:13:07,480
 "Right, we're getting in this,

4148
03:13:07,480 --> 03:13:08,680
 and this assistant says,

4149
03:13:08,680 --> 03:13:09,960
 "Fuck that."

4150
03:13:09,960 --> 03:13:11,800
 "I am not getting in your rocket.

4151
03:13:11,800 --> 03:13:12,360
 I'm running."

4152
03:13:12,360 --> 03:13:13,720
 And he pulls a gun on him and says,

4153
03:13:13,720 --> 03:13:14,520
 "Get in the rocket."

4154
03:13:14,520 --> 03:13:15,880
 This was like me and you earlier,

4155
03:13:15,880 --> 03:13:17,000
 and time team.

4156
03:13:17,000 --> 03:13:19,480
 It was you were the one trying to run away,

4157
03:13:19,480 --> 03:13:20,360
 and I had the gun saying,

4158
03:13:20,360 --> 03:13:21,800
 "Get in the rocket, go."

4159
03:13:21,800 --> 03:13:22,840
 Press these buttons.

4160
03:13:22,840 --> 03:13:25,400
 So he runs away,

4161
03:13:25,400 --> 03:13:26,520
 leaving the dancers on.

4162
03:13:26,520 --> 03:13:29,800
 Can you summon someone to keep a foot on a pedal or something?

4163
03:13:29,800 --> 03:13:32,520
 Yeah, he needs two, at least two people to operate it.

4164
03:13:32,520 --> 03:13:33,800
 If you've got a spaceship there,

4165
03:13:33,800 --> 03:13:35,720
 some person has to keep their foot on a pedal

4166
03:13:35,720 --> 03:13:36,440
 to get it going.

4167
03:13:36,440 --> 03:13:37,640
 I'm not going in there.

4168
03:13:37,640 --> 03:13:39,080
 Sounds like Wallace and Grommit to me.

4169
03:13:39,080 --> 03:13:40,280
 It is Wallace and Grommit.

4170
03:13:40,280 --> 03:13:43,320
 Now, going back to the private jet,

4171
03:13:43,320 --> 03:13:48,760
 Flash realises that the pilots have been sucked out of the cockpit,

4172
03:13:48,760 --> 03:13:49,880
 and no one's flying the plane,

4173
03:13:49,880 --> 03:13:51,640
 and there's a great big hole in the front of the plane,

4174
03:13:51,640 --> 03:13:52,840
 which is never a good sign.

4175
03:13:52,840 --> 03:13:54,280
 Never a good sign.

4176
03:13:54,280 --> 03:13:57,640
 So Flash says, "Well, I guess I'll have to try and flash this plane."

4177
03:13:57,640 --> 03:13:59,960
 She says, "Can you, can you fly?"

4178
03:13:59,960 --> 03:14:01,000
 He says, "Hmm, not really."

4179
03:14:01,000 --> 03:14:05,320
 And he manages to sort of fly it a little bit.

4180
03:14:05,320 --> 03:14:08,760
 I wonder, "Well, that'd be like, do you know what I mean?"

4181
03:14:08,760 --> 03:14:11,160
 "How often is that ever going to happen to people?"

4182
03:14:11,160 --> 03:14:13,880
 It's very, very, very, very, very easy.

4183
03:14:13,880 --> 03:14:16,600
 You're in a situation where you have to be a pilot

4184
03:14:16,600 --> 03:14:19,320
 with no experience ever.

4185
03:14:19,320 --> 03:14:21,720
 Imagine that, through at the same time,

4186
03:14:21,720 --> 03:14:23,000
 you're going to get in the pilot and go,

4187
03:14:23,000 --> 03:14:25,560
 have a little giggle to yourself.

4188
03:14:25,560 --> 03:14:28,520
 My wife put this question to me the other day at the blue.

4189
03:14:28,520 --> 03:14:29,640
 She said, "Other."

4190
03:14:29,640 --> 03:14:31,560
 "Nothing to do with Flash Gordon or anything.

4191
03:14:31,560 --> 03:14:32,520
 She just looked at me one day."

4192
03:14:32,520 --> 03:14:33,960
 And she must be reading an article,

4193
03:14:33,960 --> 03:14:36,440
 and she said, "If you were in a plane

4194
03:14:36,440 --> 03:14:37,880
 and you were the only person that could fly it,

4195
03:14:37,880 --> 03:14:41,560
 and you had radio help of what to do to land it."

4196
03:14:41,560 --> 03:14:42,920
 "I forget. Could you do it?"

4197
03:14:42,920 --> 03:14:43,640
 "I don't have to."

4198
03:14:43,640 --> 03:14:45,240
 I said, "No, I fucking couldn't."

4199
03:14:45,240 --> 03:14:47,160
 "Really? Oh, I jumped straight in there.

4200
03:14:47,160 --> 03:14:50,920
 It let me, I'm in there, get in there with me.

4201
03:14:50,920 --> 03:14:51,560
 Cut, let's go."

4202
03:14:51,560 --> 03:14:55,000
 "Oh, great. Well, at least if I'm ever in a plane with you."

4203
03:14:55,000 --> 03:14:57,400
 "If you can, if you can cope out of me,

4204
03:14:57,400 --> 03:14:58,920
 absolutely no, I'm taking control."

4205
03:14:58,920 --> 03:15:03,160
 Literally, almost one of the things I might even have to

4206
03:15:03,160 --> 03:15:04,760
 take out of everybody in airplane.

4207
03:15:05,560 --> 03:15:10,040
 It's not, it's not say that. I don't want to be picked up on the FBI's list.

4208
03:15:10,040 --> 03:15:12,440
 "Yes, no way. Let's move on."

4209
03:15:12,440 --> 03:15:13,480
 "That was a joke."

4210
03:15:13,480 --> 03:15:17,320
 So Flash manages to crash the plane into Dr. Zarkov's lab,

4211
03:15:17,320 --> 03:15:22,120
 and Dr. Zarkov says, "Oh, fantastic. I'm glad you guys are okay."

4212
03:15:22,120 --> 03:15:22,760
 Are you harmed?

4213
03:15:22,760 --> 03:15:25,000
 And they're like, "No, no, we're absolutely fine.

4214
03:15:25,000 --> 03:15:28,600
 Even though we've just crashed the plane into your science lab,

4215
03:15:28,600 --> 03:15:29,640
 it's all fine."

4216
03:15:29,640 --> 03:15:31,880
 He says, "Great. Well, you're probably one of,

4217
03:15:31,880 --> 03:15:37,080
 use my phone to call whoever, like the hospital or the doctors."

4218
03:15:37,080 --> 03:15:42,840
 So what do you use my phone that's in this little cockpit, and they're like, "Oh, okay."

4219
03:15:42,840 --> 03:15:46,680
 And he's basically tricking them into thinking his rocket is a phone booth.

4220
03:15:46,680 --> 03:15:49,400
 He says, "Come on in, you get. Use my phone."

4221
03:15:49,400 --> 03:15:51,880
 And they get in there and they're saying, "I can't see a phone in here."

4222
03:15:51,880 --> 03:15:55,160
 At this point, I don't think Flash was very, very intelligent.

4223
03:15:55,160 --> 03:15:56,200
 No, I don't think he has.

4224
03:15:56,200 --> 03:15:59,160
 Too many hits to the head, do you have a plane football?

4225
03:15:59,160 --> 03:16:00,680
 "Is it a bit of a joke, do you think?"

4226
03:16:00,680 --> 03:16:01,640
 Yeah, I think he is.

4227
03:16:01,640 --> 03:16:03,640
 But he's a lovely one. He's not like a horrible joke.

4228
03:16:03,640 --> 03:16:04,840
 He's a charming joke.

4229
03:16:04,840 --> 03:16:10,840
 So Zarkov falls his gun on them and he says, "Right, this sent to me."

4230
03:16:10,840 --> 03:16:11,960
 "The rocket is well-shed."

4231
03:16:11,960 --> 03:16:15,080
 It does. He says, "This sent to me you too.

4232
03:16:15,080 --> 03:16:19,960
 We've got 11 days before the moon destroys the earth.

4233
03:16:19,960 --> 03:16:24,600
 And you too are going to help me, cancer attack this invasion in this rocket.

4234
03:16:24,600 --> 03:16:28,760
 They have a bit of a fight and buttons get pushed back,

4235
03:16:28,760 --> 03:16:31,400
 and the rocket blasts off.

4236
03:16:31,400 --> 03:16:33,800
 And we see a practical effects of a rocket."

4237
03:16:33,800 --> 03:16:39,720
 And two are UK listeners who will remember the childhood program,

4238
03:16:39,720 --> 03:16:41,960
 But in Moon.

4239
03:16:41,960 --> 03:16:49,560
 The rocket reminds me a little bit of Mr. Spoon's rocket in that.

4240
03:16:49,560 --> 03:16:51,000
 "I like that program."

4241
03:16:51,000 --> 03:16:52,200
 It was a little nipper.

4242
03:16:52,200 --> 03:16:54,680
 It's good. My kid's on a really...

4243
03:16:57,240 --> 03:17:00,280
 Yeah, it's cute. So yeah, the rocket blasts off.

4244
03:17:00,280 --> 03:17:02,440
 And they are on the counterattack,

4245
03:17:02,440 --> 03:17:05,560
 even though Flash and Dale don't really want to be involved in it.

4246
03:17:05,560 --> 03:17:10,760
 On the way there, they are spotted by Mings men.

4247
03:17:10,760 --> 03:17:14,280
 They say, "We've spotted something on the radar Mings."

4248
03:17:14,280 --> 03:17:18,120
 And they bring the rocket in.

4249
03:17:18,120 --> 03:17:21,320
 They wake them up and they wake up, and they're alive,

4250
03:17:21,320 --> 03:17:22,840
 and they're on the planet Mongo.

4251
03:17:22,840 --> 03:17:24,520
 Yeah.

4252
03:17:25,800 --> 03:17:26,840
 Imagine that.

4253
03:17:26,840 --> 03:17:28,360
 There would be a bee shocking.

4254
03:17:28,360 --> 03:17:32,760
 Everybody is wearing weird fucking outfits.

4255
03:17:32,760 --> 03:17:37,880
 He says, "I don't think we're there with friends, and someone shoots him."

4256
03:17:37,880 --> 03:17:38,760
 And they get zapped.

4257
03:17:38,760 --> 03:17:43,080
 And I've written a note here, "Quality Street."

4258
03:17:43,080 --> 03:17:46,040
 And let me explain what I mean by that.

4259
03:17:46,040 --> 03:17:48,440
 For anybody outside of the UK,

4260
03:17:48,440 --> 03:17:50,440
 where I don't think quality street is sold.

4261
03:17:50,440 --> 03:17:54,840
 Quality Street is a big tin of chocolates that you get at Christmas in the UK.

4262
03:17:55,560 --> 03:17:59,560
 And each chocolate is individually wrapped in very shiny,

4263
03:17:59,560 --> 03:18:00,760
 different coloured wrappers.

4264
03:18:00,760 --> 03:18:04,760
 Now, every single person in this throne room

4265
03:18:04,760 --> 03:18:06,440
 were about to meet.

4266
03:18:06,440 --> 03:18:08,200
 Looks like there are different quality street.

4267
03:18:08,200 --> 03:18:11,800
 You've got triangular purple ones, you've got big green square ones,

4268
03:18:11,800 --> 03:18:15,000
 little orange ones, and they're all shiny and glittery.

4269
03:18:15,000 --> 03:18:17,240
 And I think if there was a little flame in there,

4270
03:18:17,240 --> 03:18:19,880
 those costumes would go up in a split second.

4271
03:18:19,880 --> 03:18:21,080
 Yeah.

4272
03:18:21,080 --> 03:18:23,880
 But they are incredible costumes nonetheless.

4273
03:18:23,880 --> 03:18:24,280
 Yeah.

4274
03:18:25,240 --> 03:18:27,640
 Now, a weird floating droid appears

4275
03:18:27,640 --> 03:18:29,880
 with a fish I lens on it.

4276
03:18:29,880 --> 03:18:33,800
 And it says, "Stay where you are, prisoners."

4277
03:18:33,800 --> 03:18:36,840
 And it says, "Oh, is it man? I can see you."

4278
03:18:36,840 --> 03:18:40,280
 And there's crazy lizard man behind them who's trying to escape.

4279
03:18:40,280 --> 03:18:44,040
 Just gets destroyed immediately by the floating robot blob.

4280
03:18:44,040 --> 03:18:48,440
 They get rid of Dr. Zarcoff's gun,

4281
03:18:48,440 --> 03:18:53,480
 and they drag the wall into the throne room with all the different races of aliens

4282
03:18:53,480 --> 03:18:55,000
 that I mentioned, the quality streets.

4283
03:18:55,000 --> 03:18:58,360
 Brian Blessed to there, and is there no people with this birdman?

4284
03:18:58,360 --> 03:19:01,640
 It's such a sort of like what is going on.

4285
03:19:01,640 --> 03:19:04,040
 It's a very epic set.

4286
03:19:04,040 --> 03:19:06,360
 I've got to say it's very bright and red and very like,

4287
03:19:06,360 --> 03:19:08,120
 "What the fuck? It's quite grand."

4288
03:19:08,120 --> 03:19:10,360
 Cheesy gun of wai...

4289
03:19:10,360 --> 03:19:12,360
 Come on, man.

4290
03:19:12,360 --> 03:19:15,720
 How much cocaine was going on with Dini Adelairentis and his people?

4291
03:19:15,720 --> 03:19:19,480
 Honestly, this movie is the epitome of what cocaine is.

4292
03:19:19,480 --> 03:19:20,920
 What is cocaine in Flash Gordon?

4293
03:19:20,920 --> 03:19:22,760
 Just what is movie in Flash Gordon?

4294
03:19:22,760 --> 03:19:25,960
 And I don't mean that in a bad way. It's incredible visuals.

4295
03:19:25,960 --> 03:19:29,960
 No, it's just fucking like it's just, it's like, we could do this.

4296
03:19:29,960 --> 03:19:30,680
 Or...

4297
03:19:30,680 --> 03:19:32,600
 Let's do some cocaine.

4298
03:19:32,600 --> 03:19:34,120
 The problem is this.

4299
03:19:34,120 --> 03:19:36,280
 The problem is the older this film gets,

4300
03:19:36,280 --> 03:19:39,560
 the less it'll be, the new audiences will be able to connect with it.

4301
03:19:39,560 --> 03:19:42,360
 But if I show this to Jack and Edith in about 10 years time,

4302
03:19:42,360 --> 03:19:45,960
 they'll look at me like, "What the fuck is going on in this, that?

4303
03:19:45,960 --> 03:19:48,200
 I don't understand why she'll be this film."

4304
03:19:48,200 --> 03:19:50,200
 I thought I was trying to lodge it, but um...

4305
03:19:52,280 --> 03:19:53,800
 I didn't bother in the end.

4306
03:19:53,800 --> 03:19:58,040
 It's quite hard because he is attention spans just not,

4307
03:19:58,040 --> 03:19:59,320
 it's just children now.

4308
03:19:59,320 --> 03:20:01,640
 They're, they're YouTuber, YouTubers.

4309
03:20:01,640 --> 03:20:03,480
 TikTok, YouTube.

4310
03:20:03,480 --> 03:20:04,280
 Yeah, it weighs you.

4311
03:20:04,280 --> 03:20:05,480
 He's not, he doesn't have TikTok.

4312
03:20:05,480 --> 03:20:06,360
 He's too young for that.

4313
03:20:06,360 --> 03:20:08,120
 But YouTube, um...

4314
03:20:08,120 --> 03:20:10,360
 And it's just like, it's constant movement.

4315
03:20:10,360 --> 03:20:12,280
 So I don't know, it's quite hard.

4316
03:20:12,280 --> 03:20:13,240
 He did lie though.

4317
03:20:13,240 --> 03:20:16,920
 He really enjoyed Mad Max Fury Road, which he watched.

4318
03:20:16,920 --> 03:20:18,280
 Jesus Christ.

4319
03:20:18,280 --> 03:20:19,960
 That's fine with it.

4320
03:20:19,960 --> 03:20:24,040
 Thing is though, it's great when Gawr, or if he's not, he's gawr, isn't that really.

4321
03:20:24,040 --> 03:20:28,040
 But if anything comes up, he's just like, I say, obviously that's not real,

4322
03:20:28,040 --> 03:20:31,080
 because you know, and he's just kind of like, we talk about stuff.

4323
03:20:31,080 --> 03:20:32,920
 But no, Mad Max Fury Road fished.

4324
03:20:32,920 --> 03:20:35,000
 He went, "That was amazing."

4325
03:20:35,000 --> 03:20:37,480
 It is amazing.

4326
03:20:37,480 --> 03:20:40,440
 Yeah, I mean, it's just like, what the hell like I was.

4327
03:20:40,440 --> 03:20:42,600
 But so it's quite fun to film to do that.

4328
03:20:42,600 --> 03:20:45,720
 So the setting we, we have introduced.

4329
03:20:45,720 --> 03:20:48,920
 So just to recap, the flash has been dragged into a rock here.

4330
03:20:48,920 --> 03:20:53,800
 He crashed into Planet Mongo, and he's been dragged into a throne room full of different species of

4331
03:20:53,800 --> 03:20:54,920
 races of aliens.

4332
03:20:54,920 --> 03:20:58,760
 Some of them have got wings, some of them are like robots.

4333
03:20:58,760 --> 03:21:01,000
 And we are introduced to Ming.

4334
03:21:01,000 --> 03:21:04,840
 Ming the most innocent is just a room to some fabulous synth score.

4335
03:21:04,840 --> 03:21:06,760
 What are your thoughts on the synth score this?

4336
03:21:06,760 --> 03:21:09,240
 Yeah, that's really good.

4337
03:21:09,240 --> 03:21:10,200
 So very ominous.

4338
03:21:10,200 --> 03:21:12,840
 I love synths.

4339
03:21:12,840 --> 03:21:15,720
 I use them most of the time in our school things.

4340
03:21:15,720 --> 03:21:19,800
 I'm kind of gutted sometimes when I have to go naturalistic and can't use synths.

4341
03:21:19,800 --> 03:21:23,800
 So I really enjoyed it on the Star Wars Landry Moon,

4342
03:21:23,800 --> 03:21:25,480
 Debal Films YouTube.

4343
03:21:25,480 --> 03:21:26,520
 Check that out and watch that.

4344
03:21:26,520 --> 03:21:28,440
 I really love synths.

4345
03:21:28,440 --> 03:21:29,400
 So yeah, it's good.

4346
03:21:29,400 --> 03:21:33,640
 It's just one big layered synth line.

4347
03:21:33,640 --> 03:21:36,920
 Do you think an accordion would have worked for this scene?

4348
03:21:36,920 --> 03:21:38,680
 It would have worked at all, no?

4349
03:21:38,680 --> 03:21:40,680
 It'd have been absolutely...

4350
03:21:40,680 --> 03:21:45,400
 Just like maybe you want to smash the TV.

4351
03:21:45,400 --> 03:21:46,760
 Brian May on the accordion.

4352
03:21:46,760 --> 03:21:52,600
 I don't want to ever be down a pub with Brian May on the accordion.

4353
03:21:52,600 --> 03:21:53,080
 Okay.

4354
03:21:53,080 --> 03:21:54,920
 I'd be down the pub with Brian May though.

4355
03:21:54,920 --> 03:21:58,360
 No, not Brian May, so I was thinking Brian Brested of the accordion down the pub.

4356
03:21:58,360 --> 03:21:59,320
 That's yeah.

4357
03:21:59,320 --> 03:22:00,920
 Oh, oh!

4358
03:22:00,920 --> 03:22:03,480
 Brian May is fine.

4359
03:22:03,480 --> 03:22:06,280
 It's just that hair.

4360
03:22:06,280 --> 03:22:07,240
 Get rid of that hair.

4361
03:22:07,240 --> 03:22:09,480
 And that's the signature, but it's like the...

4362
03:22:09,480 --> 03:22:11,960
 It's like you've got a slash, he's kind of cool.

4363
03:22:11,960 --> 03:22:13,640
 And then you've got Brian May.

4364
03:22:13,640 --> 03:22:15,880
 It's like your little version.

4365
03:22:15,880 --> 03:22:17,080
 It's like, oh man.

4366
03:22:17,080 --> 03:22:18,840
 What are you doing?

4367
03:22:18,840 --> 03:22:20,680
 I think Brian May is an incredible musician.

4368
03:22:20,680 --> 03:22:26,120
 And the only film really gutted me is when we will rock you.

4369
03:22:26,120 --> 03:22:27,720
 And you go through that.

4370
03:22:27,720 --> 03:22:29,880
 It's a really small, short song.

4371
03:22:29,880 --> 03:22:34,840
 And then you write the guitar goes,

4372
03:22:34,840 --> 03:22:37,880
 and then it goes in and it's like,

4373
03:22:42,200 --> 03:22:45,720
 you could have built this up so much of that drumbeat.

4374
03:22:45,720 --> 03:22:46,600
 And then it's just like...

4375
03:22:46,600 --> 03:22:49,160
 So yes, me either thing.

4376
03:22:49,160 --> 03:22:49,640
 There you go.

4377
03:22:49,640 --> 03:22:51,480
 Fair enough.

4378
03:22:51,480 --> 03:22:55,880
 Well, the Hawkemen talk about tributes for Ming.

4379
03:22:55,880 --> 03:22:58,840
 So they obviously bring sacrifices and tributes to Ming.

4380
03:22:58,840 --> 03:23:01,880
 Ming rules this region.

4381
03:23:01,880 --> 03:23:04,280
 There's multiple moons floating around the planet,

4382
03:23:04,280 --> 03:23:06,920
 and we'll go with different kingdoms on each moon.

4383
03:23:06,920 --> 03:23:12,040
 And we also meet soon to be a James Bond Timothy Dalton.

4384
03:23:13,000 --> 03:23:15,480
 And who is Prince Baron of the Tree Men.

4385
03:23:15,480 --> 03:23:17,160
 So these are the Tree Men.

4386
03:23:17,160 --> 03:23:18,600
 They're a bit like Robin Hood and his Mary Men.

4387
03:23:18,600 --> 03:23:20,440
 They live in the Tree Top Kingdom.

4388
03:23:20,440 --> 03:23:21,560
 It's such a weird movie.

4389
03:23:21,560 --> 03:23:23,720
 What is such a weird movie?

4390
03:23:23,720 --> 03:23:24,680
 That was not it.

4391
03:23:24,680 --> 03:23:25,640
 It is.

4392
03:23:25,640 --> 03:23:28,920
 And Brian Blessed and Timothy Dalton are about to throw down.

4393
03:23:28,920 --> 03:23:32,200
 But luckily, gold-faced skeletor,

4394
03:23:32,200 --> 03:23:33,800
 Clitus.

4395
03:23:33,800 --> 03:23:35,800
 So I always thought he looked a bit like a skeletor as a kid.

4396
03:23:35,800 --> 03:23:38,440
 He's Ming's right-hand man.

4397
03:23:38,440 --> 03:23:40,680
 And he steps in and he stops him from fighting.

4398
03:23:41,880 --> 03:23:45,880
 He says, "Right, well, I need whatever kingdom it is.

4399
03:23:45,880 --> 03:23:48,760
 You to come and show me your worth."

4400
03:23:48,760 --> 03:23:52,520
 So Ming calls this guy up and he says, "Look, you've got my loyalty."

4401
03:23:52,520 --> 03:23:53,800
 He says, "Okay, great.

4402
03:23:53,800 --> 03:23:55,080
 Fall on your sword."

4403
03:23:55,080 --> 03:23:56,760
 And he says, "What?"

4404
03:23:56,760 --> 03:23:58,840
 He says, "Fall on your sword, kill yourself."

4405
03:23:58,840 --> 03:24:02,360
 It's like a little bit like damn you.

4406
03:24:02,360 --> 03:24:03,480
 Damn!

4407
03:24:03,480 --> 03:24:05,720
 So he's called his blood.

4408
03:24:05,720 --> 03:24:07,880
 Well, he turns around and he says, "Okay, well."

4409
03:24:07,880 --> 03:24:09,480
 And he pulls his sword and then he says,

4410
03:24:09,480 --> 03:24:12,120
 "Death to Ming," and he tries to kill Ming.

4411
03:24:12,120 --> 03:24:17,720
 And Ming freezes him with a freeze-frame and kills him.

4412
03:24:17,720 --> 03:24:20,760
 And after all of this,

4413
03:24:20,760 --> 03:24:24,760
 Flashtra turns to Dale and says, "This Ming is a psycho."

4414
03:24:24,760 --> 03:24:30,840
 But the robot hears that and goes, "This Ming is a psycho."

4415
03:24:30,840 --> 03:24:34,360
 And like, basically, in a grass is him up to Ming.

4416
03:24:34,360 --> 03:24:36,520
 So there we go.

4417
03:24:36,520 --> 03:24:39,560
 Princess Aura steps into the room.

4418
03:24:39,560 --> 03:24:42,200
 She is the hot daughter of Ming,

4419
03:24:42,200 --> 03:24:44,040
 who everybody wants to piece off.

4420
03:24:44,040 --> 03:24:45,000
 And most people are getting.

4421
03:24:45,000 --> 03:24:47,160
 And she sees Flashtra Gordon.

4422
03:24:47,160 --> 03:24:48,440
 And her first thought is,

4423
03:24:48,440 --> 03:24:50,520
 "Yeah, I want to flash his Gordon, definitely."

4424
03:24:50,520 --> 03:24:53,560
 That's the first thing she thinks when she sees him.

4425
03:24:53,560 --> 03:24:55,400
 She literally doesn't want him to call.

4426
03:24:55,400 --> 03:24:59,800
 He says, "Ming, my name is Flashtra Gordon.

4427
03:24:59,800 --> 03:25:01,000
 I'm a footballer from Earth.

4428
03:25:01,000 --> 03:25:03,320
 This is my friend's Dale and Dr. Zarkoff."

4429
03:25:03,320 --> 03:25:08,360
 And she says, "As I'm saying this out loud, it's just so funny."

4430
03:25:08,360 --> 03:25:09,640
 But brilliant at the same time.

4431
03:25:09,640 --> 03:25:11,960
 Ming hypnotises Dale.

4432
03:25:11,960 --> 03:25:16,600
 From what I can tell, he seems to give her an orgasm in front of

4433
03:25:16,600 --> 03:25:18,280
 absolutely everybody in the throwing room.

4434
03:25:18,280 --> 03:25:20,360
 Because she sort of goes, "Her eyes were back and around."

4435
03:25:20,360 --> 03:25:21,960
 And she looks like she's having a bit of a good time.

4436
03:25:21,960 --> 03:25:23,720
 Yeah, it's very deep.

4437
03:25:23,720 --> 03:25:27,000
 And she says, "Oh, what happened?"

4438
03:25:27,000 --> 03:25:29,960
 And Flashtra says, "Oh, I don't know, but it was spectacular."

4439
03:25:30,920 --> 03:25:34,280
 And Ming says, "Right, prepare her for our pleasure.

4440
03:25:34,280 --> 03:25:39,640
 Take her off and prepare her, because I'm going to be getting some pleasure from her later."

4441
03:25:39,640 --> 03:25:44,520
 Can I intervene with a really random fact about the cinematographer of this?

4442
03:25:44,520 --> 03:25:45,640
 Please, please do.

4443
03:25:45,640 --> 03:25:50,840
 Gilbert Taylor is one of the top British cinematographers in a serious dairy farmer.

4444
03:25:50,840 --> 03:25:57,320
 Gilbert Taylor used to divide his time comfortably between the driving seat of a panorvision camera

4445
03:25:57,320 --> 03:26:00,600
 and the cockpit of a multi-hoyote horse power tractor.

4446
03:26:00,840 --> 03:26:02,840
 Is he the guy that worked on the Star Wars movies?

4447
03:26:02,840 --> 03:26:04,680
 Yeah, and I'm in Dracula.

4448
03:26:04,680 --> 03:26:06,360
 Yeah, it's pretty good.

4449
03:26:06,360 --> 03:26:08,760
 It's a pitchcock, plant ski.

4450
03:26:08,760 --> 03:26:12,280
 He got some dairy farmers on the go.

4451
03:26:12,280 --> 03:26:13,080
 It's a farmer.

4452
03:26:13,080 --> 03:26:14,360
 Good for him.

4453
03:26:14,360 --> 03:26:15,480
 Multi-task him.

4454
03:26:15,480 --> 03:26:18,280
 Yeah, sorry, I just discovered this.

4455
03:26:18,280 --> 03:26:22,040
 Well, Flashtra says it's time to fight.

4456
03:26:22,040 --> 03:26:24,680
 So he starts fighting everybody.

4457
03:26:25,320 --> 03:26:32,040
 And he uses his football skills, or his American football skills, as we would say.

4458
03:26:32,040 --> 03:26:34,680
 But so he starts tackling them.

4459
03:26:34,680 --> 03:26:38,360
 He even does the 24th, 48th, 36th, hut, hut.

4460
03:26:38,360 --> 03:26:45,800
 They throw him an object, which is a bit like a football so that he can hold that and really get into the zone.

4461
03:26:45,800 --> 03:26:50,120
 You've got a day-all cheerleading going, "Go, Flashtra, go, Flashtra, go, Flashtra."

4462
03:26:50,120 --> 03:26:51,800
 It's all very exciting, isn't it?

4463
03:26:51,800 --> 03:26:53,320
 It is very exciting.

4464
03:26:53,320 --> 03:26:58,200
 And actually, I remember as a kid how excited I was when she was doing that.

4465
03:26:58,200 --> 03:26:59,320
 But now it seems a bit...

4466
03:26:59,320 --> 03:27:03,080
 But I love this movie, so whatever it happens.

4467
03:27:03,080 --> 03:27:05,960
 Brian trips up one of the guy.

4468
03:27:05,960 --> 03:27:08,120
 Brian blesses trips up one of the people that Flashtra's fighting.

4469
03:27:08,120 --> 03:27:09,240
 So he's kind of...

4470
03:27:09,240 --> 03:27:12,360
 You can tell that later on down the line, he's probably going to help out a little bit.

4471
03:27:12,360 --> 03:27:15,800
 And the Brian Megatar kicks in as well.

4472
03:27:15,800 --> 03:27:17,480
 Yeah, man, man.

4473
03:27:17,480 --> 03:27:17,800
 Yeah.

4474
03:27:17,800 --> 03:27:19,480
 But Flashtra gets knocked out.

4475
03:27:20,520 --> 03:27:25,800
 And Aura says, "Father, I want him."

4476
03:27:25,800 --> 03:27:29,080
 Yep.

4477
03:27:29,080 --> 03:27:33,000
 And he says, "Well, you can have him and then he'll have a public execution."

4478
03:27:33,000 --> 03:27:35,800
 Is that how it works in his family?

4479
03:27:35,800 --> 03:27:36,280
 I guess.

4480
03:27:36,280 --> 03:27:41,400
 All right, you new boyfriend, you can have him and then we'll just execute him in front of everybody.

4481
03:27:41,400 --> 03:27:41,640
 Okay?

4482
03:27:41,640 --> 03:27:43,000
 Great.

4483
03:27:44,200 --> 03:27:52,120
 So cut to the prison, the dungeon, the flash looks like a bit of a gimp from Hellraiser in this,

4484
03:27:52,120 --> 03:27:56,280
 now. He's strapped up with a big spiky mask on his head.

4485
03:27:56,280 --> 03:28:00,360
 And he's tied out and he's going, "You gotta let me go, come on."

4486
03:28:00,360 --> 03:28:07,240
 Dale comes in and she says, "Flash, I want to see him so these sort of make his heart as

4487
03:28:07,240 --> 03:28:08,120
 hellmate disappear."

4488
03:28:08,120 --> 03:28:11,640
 And how she does not make his hellmate disappear.

4489
03:28:12,920 --> 03:28:17,480
 She wants to. They talk and they say, "Look, is this a dream?"

4490
03:28:17,480 --> 03:28:21,400
 And Flashtra says, "Well, if this is a dream, if this is a dream, we're both having it."

4491
03:28:21,400 --> 03:28:25,560
 And you can tell that there's a little bit, there's actually a little bit of chemistry between

4492
03:28:25,560 --> 03:28:30,040
 them, between the actors as well. You know, you can tell they're in this situation and they are

4493
03:28:30,040 --> 03:28:34,760
 kind of falling for each other, even though they're in this crazy planet of Mongo.

4494
03:28:34,760 --> 03:28:42,120
 So later on, it's execution time and Flashtra is told, "Where these, where these leather pants,

4495
03:28:42,440 --> 03:28:46,520
 like everyone else in the film?" And he's in these tiny little leather shorts, go.

4496
03:28:46,520 --> 03:28:49,640
 We should do a Flash Gordon part, sometime.

4497
03:28:49,640 --> 03:28:50,920
 "Have you ever worn leather?"

4498
03:28:50,920 --> 03:28:52,200
 "No."

4499
03:28:52,200 --> 03:28:55,800
 "Other than leather jacket, have you ever worn anything below the waist?"

4500
03:28:55,800 --> 03:28:59,320
 "No, no, nothing, nothing leather below my waist ever."

4501
03:28:59,320 --> 03:29:02,680
 "When I was 18 or 19..."

4502
03:29:02,680 --> 03:29:05,960
 "Settling everyone."

4503
03:29:05,960 --> 03:29:11,960
 "It's a bit of a guarantee climax, but when I was about 18 or 19, and I had disposable income,

4504
03:29:11,960 --> 03:29:15,720
 my mum had one of those catalogues, you know, that you'd order clothes from,

4505
03:29:15,720 --> 03:29:20,200
 pay it off an instalment. So I used to buy my new trainers."

4506
03:29:20,200 --> 03:29:22,600
 "Pre-internet, jewellery, pre-internet."

4507
03:29:22,600 --> 03:29:27,000
 And I gave my mum a list of things I wanted to order that month.

4508
03:29:27,000 --> 03:29:30,120
 And one of the things on that list was a pair of leather trousers.

4509
03:29:30,120 --> 03:29:36,040
 And my mum said, "Right, I've ordered your stuff. I didn't order your leather trousers for you."

4510
03:29:36,040 --> 03:29:42,680
 I said, "Oh, what mum? Come on," she said, "Daniel, I'm not having you wear leather trousers."

4511
03:29:42,680 --> 03:29:46,760
 And then I told my then girlfriend, "Oh, come on, I've ordered some new clothes.

4512
03:29:46,760 --> 03:29:51,080
 My mum would let me order leather trousers." She said, "What the fuck? Why would you want leather trousers?"

4513
03:29:51,080 --> 03:29:53,400
 "Well, I said because I thought it'd be cool."

4514
03:29:53,400 --> 03:29:57,320
 So I'd never got to have my leather trousers, Gav.

4515
03:29:57,320 --> 03:29:59,480
 "I'm glad."

4516
03:29:59,480 --> 03:30:02,760
 "I'm very glad, though, because I can't imagine them being very comfortable."

4517
03:30:02,760 --> 03:30:05,240
 "I just wish you'd be sending me photos."

4518
03:30:06,120 --> 03:30:10,760
 "Oh, one day. I can buy some now and send you some photos now.

4519
03:30:10,760 --> 03:30:12,360
 I've been not the man I was."

4520
03:30:12,360 --> 03:30:19,080
 "I'm about twice the weight. I don't have a six pack. I just got a beer barrel."

4521
03:30:19,080 --> 03:30:24,600
 Anyway, flash is another short. He's brought into the ex-cution chamber.

4522
03:30:24,600 --> 03:30:31,960
 Daniel is crying, of course. They sit him in the chair and they gasp him.

4523
03:30:31,960 --> 03:30:37,720
 They fill up the chamber with gas and he's dead. That's it. Flash is dead.

4524
03:30:37,720 --> 03:30:39,000
 Flash is dead, dead flash.

4525
03:30:39,000 --> 03:30:42,120
 They even have a coffin and a tombstone for him.

4526
03:30:42,120 --> 03:30:45,960
 And aura, Princess aura walks in.

4527
03:30:45,960 --> 03:30:49,080
 And it's all a fuck toy.

4528
03:30:49,080 --> 03:30:52,440
 Yeah, she's basically tricked her father and the entire kingdom.

4529
03:30:52,440 --> 03:30:55,320
 They didn't give him a proper dosage. They injected him with some flesh.

4530
03:30:55,320 --> 03:30:56,040
 Flesh Gordon.

4531
03:30:58,040 --> 03:31:03,160
 She says, "Look, because the doctor says I've brought him back and she says, 'Good, good.

4532
03:31:03,160 --> 03:31:11,400
 You'll get your reward later.' So she's even banging the doctor because she got him to bring flash back.

4533
03:31:11,400 --> 03:31:14,280
 So she's banging the doctor. She wants the bang flat.

4534
03:31:14,280 --> 03:31:16,680
 She's banging Timothy Dolson we'll find out later on.

4535
03:31:16,680 --> 03:31:21,160
 And Clitus wants to bang her. She's banging everyone.

4536
03:31:21,160 --> 03:31:24,040
 Princess aura.

4537
03:31:24,040 --> 03:31:26,920
 I'm just going to quickly check out some pictures for Flesh Gordon.

4538
03:31:27,880 --> 03:31:28,920
 I've seen Flesh Gordon.

4539
03:31:28,920 --> 03:31:32,040
 1974, and can't be.

4540
03:31:32,040 --> 03:31:34,520
 I've seen Flesh Gordon.

4541
03:31:34,520 --> 03:31:37,160
 Is it older than this? Is it?

4542
03:31:37,160 --> 03:31:38,840
 1974.

4543
03:31:38,840 --> 03:31:39,720
 No deal.

4544
03:31:39,720 --> 03:31:43,320
 That's crazy, isn't it?

4545
03:31:43,320 --> 03:31:51,240
 So they bring him back to life. She sneaks him out and they take him to Prince

4546
03:31:51,240 --> 03:31:56,600
 Baron in the tree top kingdom and he meets the Robin Hood men.

4547
03:31:56,600 --> 03:32:02,440
 They have a bit of an argument there.

4548
03:32:02,440 --> 03:32:03,240
 What we're going to say?

4549
03:32:03,240 --> 03:32:06,200
 No, I'm just sort of just a lot of lightest bit.

4550
03:32:06,200 --> 03:32:08,840
 We have such a random bit. This is the tree log bit, is it?

4551
03:32:08,840 --> 03:32:18,120
 In a minute, just before that though, we see Ming, a raising doctor's own class mind.

4552
03:32:18,120 --> 03:32:22,440
 It's such a dark thing as a kid. I remember this being quite a traumatic thing for me.

4553
03:32:22,440 --> 03:32:26,680
 This scene, you talk about the scene where they raise his mind, yeah?

4554
03:32:26,680 --> 03:32:27,400
 Yeah.

4555
03:32:27,400 --> 03:32:33,720
 Yeah, this scene is up there for me with the bit in Superman 3 where the girl turns into like

4556
03:32:33,720 --> 03:32:39,880
 an undroid girl because it is traumatic because you see him progress all the way back to being a

4557
03:32:39,880 --> 03:32:45,960
 baby and then goes back into his mum and it's like, oh, they've just erased his entire memory.

4558
03:32:45,960 --> 03:32:46,200
 Yeah.

4559
03:32:47,960 --> 03:32:51,080
 And there's a funny moment actually where they're going through it all.

4560
03:32:51,080 --> 03:32:54,440
 Some glimpses of Adolf Hitler pop up on screen and Ming says,

4561
03:32:54,440 --> 03:32:56,120
 hmm, he seems quite noticeable.

4562
03:32:56,120 --> 03:32:58,600
 Yeah.

4563
03:32:58,600 --> 03:33:00,280
 So interesting.

4564
03:33:00,280 --> 03:33:05,160
 So they've erased his mind and they're going to reprogram him to work for Ming

4565
03:33:05,160 --> 03:33:08,440
 because he's very brainy, very intelligent genius from Earth.

4566
03:33:08,440 --> 03:33:11,400
 My next line, my next note says,

4567
03:33:11,400 --> 03:33:14,760
 "Sexy driving lessons for Flash."

4568
03:33:14,760 --> 03:33:17,400
 They're very sexy driving lessons, aren't they?

4569
03:33:17,400 --> 03:33:21,960
 Because they're driving along him in Princess Aura, she's whisking him off to the Treetop Kingdom.

4570
03:33:21,960 --> 03:33:25,080
 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

4571
03:33:25,080 --> 03:33:29,400
 Did she say that she has a Jeffrey Epstein island that she's taken him to?

4572
03:33:29,400 --> 03:33:34,120
 Basically, she says, I've got a love, like a pleasure island, she's called it, isn't she?

4573
03:33:34,120 --> 03:33:36,200
 Yeah, fucking Jeffrey Epstein's island.

4574
03:33:36,200 --> 03:33:41,800
 Yeah, and she says, we're going to go there and we're going to, you know, pleasure.

4575
03:33:43,160 --> 03:33:52,920
 She sits on his lap and she talks, she says to him, oh, there's a device you can use to talk to people

4576
03:33:52,920 --> 03:33:55,640
 without speaking, I'll show you this in a moment.

4577
03:33:55,640 --> 03:33:58,680
 Cut back to Dale.

4578
03:33:58,680 --> 03:34:02,920
 She's in the bedroom waiting for Ming to come in.

4579
03:34:02,920 --> 03:34:06,840
 And one of the slave girls says, oh, you need to drink this pleasure drink.

4580
03:34:06,840 --> 03:34:10,920
 Trust me, it helps if you're going to be making love to Ming.

4581
03:34:12,440 --> 03:34:13,560
 How terrible is that?

4582
03:34:13,560 --> 03:34:20,520
 What does that help me forget? She says, it doesn't help me forget, but it makes it harder to remember.

4583
03:34:20,520 --> 03:34:21,640
 No, mate, yeah.

4584
03:34:21,640 --> 03:34:26,680
 Why? What has he got down there?

4585
03:34:26,680 --> 03:34:31,560
 It's not that, it's just the fact it's such a horrible thing, they're all like, no, no, no,

4586
03:34:31,560 --> 03:34:33,640
 because nobody wants to bang in, look at him.

4587
03:34:33,640 --> 03:34:40,520
 So cut back to Aura in her sexy rocket with Flash and she uses her thought to phone.

4588
03:34:41,240 --> 03:34:42,280
 That's what I'm going to call it.

4589
03:34:42,280 --> 03:34:45,000
 This is why Elon Musk's come out of Dale.

4590
03:34:45,000 --> 03:34:47,480
 That's the thought phone.

4591
03:34:47,480 --> 03:34:52,600
 And she contacts Prince Baron and Flash says, could I use this to speak to Dale?

4592
03:34:52,600 --> 03:34:55,080
 And she says, you could, but I'm not going to show you how.

4593
03:34:55,080 --> 03:34:58,360
 And he's like, well, and then I'm not going to do anything unless you don't do it.

4594
03:34:58,360 --> 03:34:59,800
 So he contacts.

4595
03:34:59,800 --> 03:35:01,000
 This is quite a comical, though.

4596
03:35:01,000 --> 03:35:03,320
 He contacts Dale.

4597
03:35:03,320 --> 03:35:06,440
 And he says, you know, I don't worry, I'm still alive.

4598
03:35:06,440 --> 03:35:08,280
 What's happening with you?

4599
03:35:08,280 --> 03:35:10,920
 She's like, oh, I'm going to have sex with Megan in a minute.

4600
03:35:10,920 --> 03:35:13,160
 He says, okay, well, I'm going to try and rescue you.

4601
03:35:13,160 --> 03:35:14,680
 I'm with Princess Aura at the moment.

4602
03:35:14,680 --> 03:35:15,960
 But like I said, I am alive.

4603
03:35:15,960 --> 03:35:16,920
 That's the main thing.

4604
03:35:16,920 --> 03:35:18,760
 I'll figure it out way to get back to you.

4605
03:35:18,760 --> 03:35:21,080
 Man, this girl's really turning me on.

4606
03:35:21,080 --> 03:35:27,800
 Because while he's on the phone to Aura's like feeling him up and really like grinding on his lap.

4607
03:35:27,800 --> 03:35:30,760
 And he just thinks, man, this girl's really turning me on.

4608
03:35:30,760 --> 03:35:31,960
 She goes, what? Flash?

4609
03:35:31,960 --> 03:35:34,120
 And he's like, oh, sorry, that's somebody else I'm talking about.

4610
03:35:34,120 --> 03:35:36,600
 Oh, no, I mean, anyway, I've got to go now.

4611
03:35:36,600 --> 03:35:37,320
 It's bad signal.

4612
03:35:37,320 --> 03:35:38,120
 Yeah.

4613
03:35:38,120 --> 03:35:41,560
 It's secretive that it's accidentally texting the wrong person.

4614
03:35:41,560 --> 03:35:42,360
 Yeah.

4615
03:35:42,360 --> 03:35:43,720
 Whoopsie flash.

4616
03:35:43,720 --> 03:35:44,280
 Not see.

4617
03:35:44,280 --> 03:35:47,720
 But yeah, she's really, really feeling him up.

4618
03:35:47,720 --> 03:35:49,240
 And she's locked in Ming's bedroom.

4619
03:35:49,240 --> 03:35:54,440
 And, uh, oh yeah, Dale says to one of the slaves,

4620
03:35:54,440 --> 03:35:55,960
 hey, maybe you should try this potion.

4621
03:35:55,960 --> 03:35:58,200
 She says, oh, it's not permitted.

4622
03:35:58,200 --> 03:35:58,840
 It's forbidden.

4623
03:35:58,840 --> 03:36:00,200
 She's like, oh, come on.

4624
03:36:00,200 --> 03:36:01,240
 Just try one bit of it.

4625
03:36:01,240 --> 03:36:02,680
 She drinks it.

4626
03:36:02,680 --> 03:36:06,040
 And it knocks her out so that she can escape later on.

4627
03:36:06,920 --> 03:36:10,520
 Um, so she's, she's quite a badass in this, isn't she?

4628
03:36:10,520 --> 03:36:13,080
 She does some good martial arts in a minute.

4629
03:36:13,080 --> 03:36:13,720
 Well, I say good.

4630
03:36:13,720 --> 03:36:16,200
 She does some martial arts in a minute.

4631
03:36:16,200 --> 03:36:20,920
 Um, Zarkov is now a baddie and he's ready to serve Ming.

4632
03:36:20,920 --> 03:36:25,080
 This must be intentional now.

4633
03:36:25,080 --> 03:36:29,720
 As Princess Orra lands on the treetop kingdom.

4634
03:36:29,720 --> 03:36:31,080
 Dropping her flaps.

4635
03:36:31,080 --> 03:36:32,360
 Yep.

4636
03:36:32,360 --> 03:36:33,560
 You've written the same thing as me?

4637
03:36:34,200 --> 03:36:37,960
 Well, any movie is going to have dropped your flaps in it.

4638
03:36:37,960 --> 03:36:40,360
 It's going to be a note in my, uh, note.

4639
03:36:40,360 --> 03:36:46,120
 So she says drop my flaps and they land and.

4640
03:36:46,120 --> 03:36:50,840
 But they say they're off to off to see whoever it is, whatever it is.

4641
03:36:50,840 --> 03:36:52,520
 And it's 6.5 away.

4642
03:36:52,520 --> 03:36:54,680
 And I was like, it's 6.5.

4643
03:36:54,680 --> 03:36:54,920
 What?

4644
03:36:54,920 --> 03:36:56,920
 Just 6.5.

4645
03:36:56,920 --> 03:37:00,120
 Is everything registered just with numbers?

4646
03:37:00,120 --> 03:37:00,840
 But that's it.

4647
03:37:01,640 --> 03:37:03,480
 Go have what time is it? 2.7.

4648
03:37:03,480 --> 03:37:04,600
 What?

4649
03:37:04,600 --> 03:37:06,360
 How far away you know?

4650
03:37:06,360 --> 03:37:07,560
 6.5 away.

4651
03:37:07,560 --> 03:37:08,920
 6.5?

4652
03:37:08,920 --> 03:37:09,400
 Okay.

4653
03:37:09,400 --> 03:37:15,080
 Um, so Dale escapes from the bedroom and she beats up a guard.

4654
03:37:15,080 --> 03:37:18,680
 She grabs a ray gun and she ends up taking out about a dozen guards.

4655
03:37:18,680 --> 03:37:19,880
 Six years.

4656
03:37:19,880 --> 03:37:22,360
 Just using some gymnastics and a ray gun.

4657
03:37:22,360 --> 03:37:23,880
 She can ask for a lord.

4658
03:37:23,880 --> 03:37:26,360
 And she, and don't forget, she's a travel agent.

4659
03:37:26,360 --> 03:37:27,320
 Yeah.

4660
03:37:27,320 --> 03:37:28,680
 Fucking hell.

4661
03:37:28,680 --> 03:37:29,960
 What kind of travel agent is she?

4662
03:37:29,960 --> 03:37:33,640
 This movie very much has a big trouble in China Star Wars vibe.

4663
03:37:33,640 --> 03:37:36,840
 Oh, it has got a big trouble in China, hasn't it?

4664
03:37:36,840 --> 03:37:38,840
 No, it's big trouble in China all over this.

4665
03:37:38,840 --> 03:37:40,040
 All over the baby.

4666
03:37:40,040 --> 03:37:43,160
 Absolutely John Compton is watching Flash Gordon and Wayne.

4667
03:37:43,160 --> 03:37:45,720
 Yeah, for the look of big trouble in China a bit.

4668
03:37:45,720 --> 03:37:48,200
 Oh, of course, of course.

4669
03:37:48,200 --> 03:37:52,760
 Now it will make sense, especially the end when you're in low pounds palace.

4670
03:37:52,760 --> 03:37:53,720
 Yeah, yeah, totally.

4671
03:37:53,720 --> 03:37:55,640
 All the colours and neon's and everything.

4672
03:37:55,640 --> 03:37:56,440
 Yeah, man.

4673
03:37:56,440 --> 03:37:57,720
 Why have I not seen that before?

4674
03:37:57,720 --> 03:37:58,360
 Nice one.

4675
03:37:59,640 --> 03:38:08,360
 Um, so Zarkov actually takes grabs aura and sorry,

4676
03:38:08,360 --> 03:38:12,760
 Dale and takes her off and they find out that the trait here was aura.

4677
03:38:12,760 --> 03:38:14,840
 Kurt Russell wants to be Flash Gordon possible.

4678
03:38:14,840 --> 03:38:15,400
 There we go.

4679
03:38:15,400 --> 03:38:16,440
 There we go.

4680
03:38:16,440 --> 03:38:18,440
 So you'll turn to Flash Gordon.

4681
03:38:18,440 --> 03:38:24,520
 So Clitus and Ming and Zarkov all figure out that aura was the one that was the

4682
03:38:24,520 --> 03:38:26,680
 traitor and is the one that's helping Flash.

4683
03:38:26,680 --> 03:38:30,360
 And even though it's his daughter Ming's like, yeah, we're going to kill her.

4684
03:38:30,360 --> 03:38:31,080
 Don't worry about it.

4685
03:38:31,080 --> 03:38:32,440
 She shouldn't have trippy trailed me.

4686
03:38:32,440 --> 03:38:38,440
 So in the jungle village, um, Flash and aura meet the the tree men.

4687
03:38:38,440 --> 03:38:39,960
 And this is very weird.

4688
03:38:39,960 --> 03:38:45,560
 As we approach this group of men, all year here is like a rhythmic thumping sound.

4689
03:38:45,560 --> 03:38:50,600
 And they're all going, ah, ah, uh, uh, and you think,

4690
03:38:50,600 --> 03:38:52,440
 are they having group masturbation?

4691
03:38:52,440 --> 03:38:53,640
 What is happening?

4692
03:38:54,280 --> 03:38:57,160
 And when they get there, they realise that they're all banging.

4693
03:38:57,160 --> 03:38:58,440
 What they banging?

4694
03:38:58,440 --> 03:39:00,120
 Banging big sticks.

4695
03:39:00,120 --> 03:39:04,520
 And Richero Bryan is there with his little flute.

4696
03:39:04,520 --> 03:39:06,120
 The blue Peter dude.

4697
03:39:06,120 --> 03:39:07,080
 And the blue Peter dude.

4698
03:39:07,080 --> 03:39:11,800
 And there's a game that they play where they put their hand in an old tree stump.

4699
03:39:11,800 --> 03:39:16,920
 And there's a very deadly creature that lives in there.

4700
03:39:16,920 --> 03:39:18,120
 And it's a right of passage.

4701
03:39:18,120 --> 03:39:22,600
 If you are brave enough to put your hand in there and you can pull your hand out and

4702
03:39:22,600 --> 03:39:26,680
 you haven't been bitten, then you're considered a man, you're considered a warrior.

4703
03:39:26,680 --> 03:39:32,040
 However, if it bites you, you're going to go mad and die so they just kill you with a sword.

4704
03:39:32,040 --> 03:39:33,960
 It means doors in there, isn't she?

4705
03:39:33,960 --> 03:39:36,520
 With, with, uh, Timothy Dalton.

4706
03:39:36,520 --> 03:39:41,480
 Yeah, because he gives her a big kiss and he's like, oh, he's around everyone, isn't she?

4707
03:39:41,480 --> 03:39:43,320
 He's in love with her.

4708
03:39:43,320 --> 03:39:44,760
 She, she's banging everyone.

4709
03:39:44,760 --> 03:39:45,640
 Yeah.

4710
03:39:45,640 --> 03:39:47,240
 He's in love with her.

4711
03:39:47,240 --> 03:39:50,440
 Um, they cannot believe that Flash Gordon's alive.

4712
03:39:51,240 --> 03:39:53,000
 Gordon's alive.

4713
03:39:53,000 --> 03:39:58,280
 Cut back to Dr. Zankov and he says to Dale, hey, I've got something to tell you.

4714
03:39:58,280 --> 03:40:00,440
 I haven't had my memory raised.

4715
03:40:00,440 --> 03:40:06,440
 I held on to pop music and rock music and all the memories I could.

4716
03:40:06,440 --> 03:40:11,240
 So the, uh, the memory razor didn't work on me because I'm just a genius, Dale.

4717
03:40:11,240 --> 03:40:12,600
 I'm a genius.

4718
03:40:12,600 --> 03:40:16,760
 Yeah, he won't sure, if he was actually like, gonna go and I couldn't remember,

4719
03:40:16,760 --> 03:40:18,360
 because always thought he was a baddie.

4720
03:40:18,360 --> 03:40:23,720
 But I think I'm thinking of the dude who's in that, the black hole.

4721
03:40:23,720 --> 03:40:25,960
 The black hole.

4722
03:40:25,960 --> 03:40:26,680
 Oh, yeah.

4723
03:40:26,680 --> 03:40:27,160
 God.

4724
03:40:27,160 --> 03:40:28,360
 That's a bad guy.

4725
03:40:28,360 --> 03:40:29,240
 That Disney movie.

4726
03:40:29,240 --> 03:40:32,600
 Yeah, really, really, maybe he makes you off his guy.

4727
03:40:32,600 --> 03:40:34,760
 That's a challenge.

4728
03:40:34,760 --> 03:40:35,160
 Yeah.

4729
03:40:35,160 --> 03:40:36,280
 I could actually be a part of his whole.

4730
03:40:36,280 --> 03:40:38,840
 The one Disney film that maybe want to end it.

4731
03:40:38,840 --> 03:40:41,400
 Oh, god, that's horrible.

4732
03:40:41,400 --> 03:40:42,760
 That's not like a pleasure at all.

4733
03:40:42,760 --> 03:40:47,240
 Well, Zankov and Dale jump on a hover bike and they're gonna,

4734
03:40:47,880 --> 03:40:49,320
 they're gonna fly off together now.

4735
03:40:49,320 --> 03:40:51,960
 Cut back to Treetop Kingdom.

4736
03:40:51,960 --> 03:40:54,760
 Flash, the flash is gonna try a passage.

4737
03:40:54,760 --> 03:40:57,320
 Well, he's in a, first of all, he's in a cage.

4738
03:40:57,320 --> 03:40:58,520
 Oh, yeah.

4739
03:40:58,520 --> 03:41:02,760
 He's lowered into the swamp by Timothy Dalton with some other prisoners.

4740
03:41:02,760 --> 03:41:04,520
 And they're basically gonna leave him there overnight.

4741
03:41:04,520 --> 03:41:07,560
 And he's, yeah, he's a prisoner.

4742
03:41:07,560 --> 03:41:08,360
 Probably gonna die.

4743
03:41:08,360 --> 03:41:14,040
 And, uh, aura is brought back to her father and she's whipped.

4744
03:41:15,560 --> 03:41:22,520
 Her father commands people to whip his daughter to get the confession out of her.

4745
03:41:22,520 --> 03:41:26,360
 Well, well, they sort of say earlier like, you know,

4746
03:41:26,360 --> 03:41:29,400
 we're gonna find out who's the traitor, my lord.

4747
03:41:29,400 --> 03:41:33,480
 Shell, we do it to anybody, whoever it is, fall like,

4748
03:41:33,480 --> 03:41:34,440
 whipage.

4749
03:41:34,440 --> 03:41:39,320
 And he's like, yeah, whoever it is, do it without really, I think thinking that his daughter

4750
03:41:39,320 --> 03:41:41,800
 would be the one who is the traitor.

4751
03:41:41,800 --> 03:41:43,880
 But Clitus knows it was her.

4752
03:41:43,880 --> 03:41:45,880
 And he's like, he's well upright.

4753
03:41:45,880 --> 03:41:50,680
 He's like, he's not like, I can really fucking whip the shell out of them.

4754
03:41:50,680 --> 03:41:51,800
 Whoever it is, yeah.

4755
03:41:51,800 --> 03:41:53,000
 He's the king, he passes.

4756
03:41:53,000 --> 03:41:53,800
 Yeah.

4757
03:41:53,800 --> 03:42:01,480
 Um, he says, bring me the boorms, which I'm guessing,

4758
03:42:01,480 --> 03:42:03,720
 or some kind of a worm that boars its way into your brain.

4759
03:42:03,720 --> 03:42:10,440
 Ming comes in and he says, ah, and she's like, father, father, I've been tortured.

4760
03:42:10,440 --> 03:42:12,520
 And he's like, continue the torture.

4761
03:42:13,560 --> 03:42:14,360
 He just walks off.

4762
03:42:14,360 --> 03:42:16,680
 He really is merciless, Gav.

4763
03:42:16,680 --> 03:42:18,520
 He really is.

4764
03:42:18,520 --> 03:42:19,320
 He really is.

4765
03:42:19,320 --> 03:42:21,160
 He really is merciless.

4766
03:42:21,160 --> 03:42:24,360
 Richard, everyone plays the flute in a little scene now.

4767
03:42:24,360 --> 03:42:31,240
 It's such a, it's such a, not, yeah, but naming the merciless.

4768
03:42:31,240 --> 03:42:35,160
 It's such a unique sort of thing for certain only certain situations.

4769
03:42:35,160 --> 03:42:39,800
 That's a perfect example where he goes, ah, if I get carried on, it's my door.

4770
03:42:39,800 --> 03:42:41,320
 I've got no mercy on this.

4771
03:42:41,320 --> 03:42:43,080
 I'm Ming the merciless.

4772
03:42:43,080 --> 03:42:44,840
 Not often that comes into play.

4773
03:42:44,840 --> 03:42:46,440
 I'm down Tesco, shopping.

4774
03:42:46,440 --> 03:42:53,080
 And I'm going to pretty grab those potatoes, the last ones, and you're not going to get them.

4775
03:42:53,080 --> 03:42:54,040
 And there's an old lady.

4776
03:42:54,040 --> 03:42:55,480
 She's working away.

4777
03:42:55,480 --> 03:42:58,200
 She's working away towards the last potatoes on the shelf, Gav.

4778
03:42:58,200 --> 03:43:01,480
 This old lady, she wants to make some mashed potatoes for her husband.

4779
03:43:01,480 --> 03:43:04,120
 And you just take them and you look at her and go, they're mine.

4780
03:43:04,120 --> 03:43:06,120
 Ming the potato was not that sweet.

4781
03:43:06,120 --> 03:43:09,720
 And then Jessica, Jessica, the checkout girl sees you do it.

4782
03:43:09,720 --> 03:43:12,120
 She says, oh, that Gav's merciless, isn't he?

4783
03:43:12,680 --> 03:43:14,760
 Is it Vera's last potato?

4784
03:43:14,760 --> 03:43:17,960
 Suppose that does still work with the merciless, but not all the time.

4785
03:43:17,960 --> 03:43:19,880
 No. What if he's like, just angry?

4786
03:43:19,880 --> 03:43:22,200
 Ming the angry.

4787
03:43:22,200 --> 03:43:23,560
 He shouts at someone.

4788
03:43:23,560 --> 03:43:24,600
 Oh, he was angry.

4789
03:43:24,600 --> 03:43:26,360
 Ming the, he's not, he's not, he's angry.

4790
03:43:26,360 --> 03:43:27,240
 It's Ming the merciless.

4791
03:43:27,240 --> 03:43:29,320
 What if he's an angry?

4792
03:43:29,320 --> 03:43:32,520
 What if he's eating too much cheese in the next days, Ming the constipated?

4793
03:43:32,520 --> 03:43:36,280
 What, but then if you have to throw him all in there, Ming the merciless was angry.

4794
03:43:36,280 --> 03:43:37,800
 You're throwing in too much stuff then.

4795
03:43:37,800 --> 03:43:38,760
 It's too complicated.

4796
03:43:38,760 --> 03:43:40,520
 Don't know.

4797
03:43:42,040 --> 03:43:44,840
 Well, during this flute playing scene, Ming the constipated.

4798
03:43:44,840 --> 03:43:45,640
 Yeah.

4799
03:43:45,640 --> 03:43:48,760
 It's not a flesh flute that British liberal ends playing, but he's playing a flute.

4800
03:43:48,760 --> 03:43:52,680
 And this is where he convinces to me the Dalton look.

4801
03:43:52,680 --> 03:43:55,000
 I do think you should probably say Flash Gordon.

4802
03:43:55,000 --> 03:44:01,480
 She's, uh, for some reason, for some reason, a bold man with a flute

4803
03:44:01,480 --> 03:44:03,720
 always guides me in the right direction.

4804
03:44:03,720 --> 03:44:05,800
 So, I'm going to be a bold man with a fly at the flute,

4805
03:44:05,800 --> 03:44:07,400
 so I'll guide you in the right direction.

4806
03:44:07,400 --> 03:44:09,800
 Is that really a little, and then puppies in the house?

4807
03:44:09,800 --> 03:44:10,440
 Whoa.

4808
03:44:10,440 --> 03:44:10,840
 Whoa.

4809
03:44:11,800 --> 03:44:13,800
 Where aren't stranger danger?

4810
03:44:13,800 --> 03:44:20,360
 Ming says, back at Ming's palace, he says, look, I think the best thing to do is,

4811
03:44:20,360 --> 03:44:27,480
 you marry, I'll banish her to the ice cave on another planet for one year.

4812
03:44:27,480 --> 03:44:28,200
 Not going to kill her.

4813
03:44:28,200 --> 03:44:29,160
 I'm going to do worse.

4814
03:44:29,160 --> 03:44:31,080
 I'm going to spanish her to an ice cave.

4815
03:44:31,080 --> 03:44:31,960
 Spanish her.

4816
03:44:31,960 --> 03:44:32,920
 What you said?

4817
03:44:32,920 --> 03:44:34,120
 Not spanish, banish her.

4818
03:44:34,120 --> 03:44:35,400
 Spanish her.

4819
03:44:35,400 --> 03:44:39,240
 And if she survives one year in the ice caves of wherever it is,

4820
03:44:39,240 --> 03:44:42,040
 then you can have her and marry her as our coffin.

4821
03:44:42,040 --> 03:44:43,080
 He's like, yes.

4822
03:44:43,080 --> 03:44:43,880
 Yes.

4823
03:44:43,880 --> 03:44:45,400
 So I hope she's alright.

4824
03:44:45,400 --> 03:44:50,760
 Zark coffin Dale, they get approached by the hawk men,

4825
03:44:50,760 --> 03:44:56,760
 and they get taken down to Brian Blesig's nappy planet, men and diapers or nappies.

4826
03:44:56,760 --> 03:45:00,920
 And, uh, what's the name of the app, so he does the laundry.

4827
03:45:00,920 --> 03:45:02,040
 Brian.

4828
03:45:02,040 --> 03:45:05,320
 The laundry Brian.

4829
03:45:05,960 --> 03:45:07,960
 You've got skid marks again.

4830
03:45:07,960 --> 03:45:10,360
 I can't get your skid marks out.

4831
03:45:10,360 --> 03:45:11,000
 Come on.

4832
03:45:11,000 --> 03:45:13,880
 And this is the favourite scene ever.

4833
03:45:13,880 --> 03:45:16,120
 He says to them, uh, they basically say to them,

4834
03:45:16,120 --> 03:45:17,080
 "Flash Gordon's alive."

4835
03:45:17,080 --> 03:45:18,280
 And he says, what does he say?

4836
03:45:18,280 --> 03:45:20,120
 He has "Gordon's alive."

4837
03:45:20,120 --> 03:45:21,800
 Brilliant.

4838
03:45:21,800 --> 03:45:24,680
 And they say, alright, we think we might help you in that case.

4839
03:45:24,680 --> 03:45:28,760
 So Dale and Zarkov are persuading the hawk men,

4840
03:45:28,760 --> 03:45:31,240
 and Flash is persuading the tree top men.

4841
03:45:31,240 --> 03:45:35,240
 Um, but first of all, the tree men say to Flash

4842
03:45:35,880 --> 03:45:40,040
 Prince Baron says, I'll tell you what, let's play the wood beast game.

4843
03:45:40,040 --> 03:45:41,880
 Best of three, okay?

4844
03:45:41,880 --> 03:45:45,560
 So they put their hands in the, uh, in the hole,

4845
03:45:45,560 --> 03:45:46,280
 Mm-hmm.

4846
03:45:46,280 --> 03:45:47,240
 Right up to the elbow.

4847
03:45:47,240 --> 03:45:48,440
 [Squeak]

4848
03:45:48,440 --> 03:45:49,560
 Right in there.

4849
03:45:49,560 --> 03:45:50,680
 [Laughs]

4850
03:45:50,680 --> 03:45:54,440
 And Flash has been bitten, and we get to the third go.

4851
03:45:54,440 --> 03:45:56,360
 Yeah, because they're going to be done.

4852
03:45:56,360 --> 03:45:58,280
 So it's like, no, I've changed the rules.

4853
03:45:58,280 --> 03:45:59,480
 You're going to go again.

4854
03:45:59,480 --> 03:46:00,760
 Yeah, and what?

4855
03:46:00,760 --> 03:46:02,280
 And he's like, and again.

4856
03:46:02,280 --> 03:46:05,080
 Like, this is plainly unfair now, isn't it?

4857
03:46:05,080 --> 03:46:05,640
 Yeah.

4858
03:46:05,640 --> 03:46:07,880
 But Flash being the clever, well not so clever,

4859
03:46:07,880 --> 03:46:11,560
 but clever man that he is, he pretends to be bitten by the creature.

4860
03:46:11,560 --> 03:46:13,880
 And they say, right, well, we're going to have to kill you now,

4861
03:46:13,880 --> 03:46:16,520
 because the agony is just terrible.

4862
03:46:16,520 --> 03:46:19,800
 And he says, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, and then he grabs a sword.

4863
03:46:19,800 --> 03:46:21,960
 He says, I saw what happens.

4864
03:46:21,960 --> 03:46:24,680
 Yeah, but he grabs a sword, he fights them off,

4865
03:46:24,680 --> 03:46:27,080
 and he swings away like tarzan on a vine.

4866
03:46:27,080 --> 03:46:29,080
 [Squeak]

4867
03:46:29,080 --> 03:46:33,320
 Baron chases him, and of course, Gav,

4868
03:46:33,320 --> 03:46:35,320
 is the 80s.

4869
03:46:35,320 --> 03:46:37,720
 What happens in every 80s movie?

4870
03:46:37,720 --> 03:46:40,760
 Flash Gordon falls into Quick Sound.

4871
03:46:40,760 --> 03:46:42,520
 Yeah, yeah.

4872
03:46:42,520 --> 03:46:46,200
 Basically, he would have died here if Tim Fiedon hadn't helped him.

4873
03:46:46,200 --> 03:46:47,720
 That'd been the end of the movie.

4874
03:46:47,720 --> 03:46:49,480
 Now there's a bit here that I forgot about,

4875
03:46:49,480 --> 03:46:51,160
 because he gets out of the Quick Sound,

4876
03:46:51,160 --> 03:46:53,560
 but then a giant fucking crab creature.

4877
03:46:53,560 --> 03:46:56,360
 I forgot all about this horrible crab that sort of,

4878
03:46:56,360 --> 03:46:58,840
 it's like a big inflatable bladder random.

4879
03:46:58,840 --> 03:47:01,880
 Yeah, it's just swallowing, which is just gnarly, yeah.

4880
03:47:01,880 --> 03:47:04,680
 Thank God, though, that Timothy Dalton saves him.

4881
03:47:04,680 --> 03:47:06,760
 He kills the creature.

4882
03:47:06,760 --> 03:47:13,560
 And the Hulkmen, they stop Baron from shooting Flash,

4883
03:47:13,560 --> 03:47:16,360
 because they're like, no, no, no, we think we, uh,

4884
03:47:16,360 --> 03:47:17,400
 we think we can help.

4885
03:47:17,400 --> 03:47:19,160
 We can all take down Ming, and they start,

4886
03:47:19,160 --> 03:47:22,120
 with realizing that they can bring down this

4887
03:47:22,120 --> 03:47:25,160
 merciless Ming, if they all stand together.

4888
03:47:25,160 --> 03:47:27,800
 It's great, great stuff.

4889
03:47:27,800 --> 03:47:29,080
 Yep.

4890
03:47:29,080 --> 03:47:32,520
 Claritism is formed of everyone's whereabouts, and now,

4891
03:47:32,520 --> 03:47:34,440
 so now the baddies know where the goodies are,

4892
03:47:34,440 --> 03:47:36,440
 but the goodies obviously know where the baddies are.

4893
03:47:36,440 --> 03:47:42,120
 Uh, Baron tells Volta on about something called trial by combat,

4894
03:47:42,120 --> 03:47:45,800
 not more talk on that, trial by combat.

4895
03:47:45,800 --> 03:47:48,120
 And he says, I want to fight Flash.

4896
03:47:48,120 --> 03:47:50,920
 So Baron still wants to fight Flash at this point.

4897
03:47:50,920 --> 03:47:55,800
 Um, Dale sees Flash, they have a big hug in the case,

4898
03:47:55,800 --> 03:47:57,240
 and then they have a big fight then.

4899
03:47:57,800 --> 03:48:01,960
 And it's a bit like the Gladiators, the popular 90s,

4900
03:48:01,960 --> 03:48:05,640
 uh, US and UK TV show, because they're on a big platform now

4901
03:48:05,640 --> 03:48:08,280
 that's controlled by Brian Blessed's remote control.

4902
03:48:08,280 --> 03:48:11,560
 And he's got all these buttons, he can press to tilt the,

4903
03:48:11,560 --> 03:48:13,800
 the arena or make spikes come out.

4904
03:48:13,800 --> 03:48:16,200
 He's just laughing away.

4905
03:48:16,200 --> 03:48:17,160
 That's great.

4906
03:48:17,160 --> 03:48:21,640
 It gives them a whip each of all the things to fight another man,

4907
03:48:21,640 --> 03:48:22,680
 a whip curve.

4908
03:48:22,680 --> 03:48:23,800
 So what a bit kinky.

4909
03:48:23,800 --> 03:48:25,240
 We're big w bitches.

4910
03:48:25,240 --> 03:48:27,560
 [laughs]

4911
03:48:27,560 --> 03:48:28,600
 I'm working out.

4912
03:48:28,600 --> 03:48:31,160
 I would love to, Brian Blessed say that.

4913
03:48:31,160 --> 03:48:34,200
 If you ever meet him, get him to say that like.

4914
03:48:34,200 --> 03:48:35,160
 I can have done.

4915
03:48:35,160 --> 03:48:38,200
 I'm working on giving him 20 quid in to say it.

4916
03:48:38,200 --> 03:48:40,120
 I know it wasn't in any of the scripts, Brian.

4917
03:48:40,120 --> 03:48:41,800
 But she's caught.

4918
03:48:41,800 --> 03:48:44,440
 I shouldn't have got an audio extra for the podcast.

4919
03:48:44,440 --> 03:48:45,960
 Could you just say,

4920
03:48:45,960 --> 03:48:48,360
 we're big, we're big, other you bitches.

4921
03:48:48,360 --> 03:48:50,520
 Yes, of course.

4922
03:48:50,520 --> 03:48:53,240
 We're big good.

4923
03:48:53,240 --> 03:48:54,840
 [laughs]

4924
03:48:54,840 --> 03:48:57,320
 Brian's laughing away.

4925
03:48:57,320 --> 03:49:00,920
 And this is where Dale shouts the famous flash.

4926
03:49:00,920 --> 03:49:01,800
 I love you.

4927
03:49:01,800 --> 03:49:05,480
 But we only have 14 hours to save the Earth, basically saying,

4928
03:49:05,480 --> 03:49:07,960
 hurry the fuck up flash and get this over with.

4929
03:49:07,960 --> 03:49:09,480
 Because we've only got 14 hours left.

4930
03:49:09,480 --> 03:49:13,320
 Baron falls, but flash saves him.

4931
03:49:13,320 --> 03:49:15,800
 They shake hands.

4932
03:49:15,800 --> 03:49:17,960
 And this is where the team up really happens.

4933
03:49:17,960 --> 03:49:19,960
 Claritas arrives though.

4934
03:49:19,960 --> 03:49:22,360
 And everyone's in trouble now.

4935
03:49:23,000 --> 03:49:23,880
 There's another fight.

4936
03:49:23,880 --> 03:49:25,800
 Claritas gets thrown onto the spikes.

4937
03:49:25,800 --> 03:49:30,520
 And for some godly and no reason, his eyeballs pop out of his mask.

4938
03:49:30,520 --> 03:49:32,360
 Don't know why.

4939
03:49:32,360 --> 03:49:33,720
 That disturbed me as a child.

4940
03:49:33,720 --> 03:49:35,560
 I didn't understand why that was happening.

4941
03:49:35,560 --> 03:49:37,640
 Yeah, it's a strange film.

4942
03:49:37,640 --> 03:49:39,240
 I think I feel like they just got the effect.

4943
03:49:39,240 --> 03:49:40,920
 And they were like, where can we fit this is?

4944
03:49:40,920 --> 03:49:42,920
 As a child, it was a strange film to watch.

4945
03:49:42,920 --> 03:49:44,680
 It's just like, what am I watching?

4946
03:49:44,680 --> 03:49:45,640
 I don't understand.

4947
03:49:45,640 --> 03:49:51,240
 Now, the Hawkmen do chicken out if he pardon the pun at this point.

4948
03:49:51,240 --> 03:49:52,520
 And say, we're flying off.

4949
03:49:52,520 --> 03:49:53,960
 We're going to save ourselves.

4950
03:49:53,960 --> 03:49:55,720
 And you think, oh, wow.

4951
03:49:55,720 --> 03:49:58,520
 But don't worry, they are going to come back later at the last moment

4952
03:49:58,520 --> 03:49:59,720
 and help save everybody.

4953
03:49:59,720 --> 03:50:03,160
 Ming arrives in yet another costume.

4954
03:50:03,160 --> 03:50:05,720
 This guy's got more costume changes than Beyonce.

4955
03:50:05,720 --> 03:50:09,800
 Every scene is in a different robe, you know.

4956
03:50:09,800 --> 03:50:11,720
 That is a ride, Deva.

4957
03:50:11,720 --> 03:50:12,360
 Yeah, isn't he?

4958
03:50:12,360 --> 03:50:13,720
 Which one do you want to wear next?

4959
03:50:13,720 --> 03:50:15,640
 Ming, oh, the gold one, of course.

4960
03:50:15,640 --> 03:50:17,240
 This is my execution outfit.

4961
03:50:17,240 --> 03:50:20,520
 This is my whipping my daughter outfit, please.

4962
03:50:20,520 --> 03:50:21,400
 Thank you very much.

4963
03:50:21,880 --> 03:50:26,040
 Ming the merciless, what a fantastic bad guy.

4964
03:50:26,040 --> 03:50:30,760
 It would rather go for a drink with the pub.

4965
03:50:30,760 --> 03:50:32,200
 Ming the merciless or skeleton?

4966
03:50:32,200 --> 03:50:36,920
 Ming the merciless.

4967
03:50:36,920 --> 03:50:37,320
 Wow.

4968
03:50:37,320 --> 03:50:39,320
 Any reason?

4969
03:50:39,320 --> 03:50:42,520
 I think it'd be quite cool.

4970
03:50:42,520 --> 03:50:44,280
 I think people look over and go like,

4971
03:50:44,280 --> 03:50:45,800
 "Gosh, if Ming the merciless."

4972
03:50:45,800 --> 03:50:49,000
 You know, I'd obviously go with skeleton.

4973
03:50:49,000 --> 03:50:50,760
 I'd be on the next table to you with skeleton.

4974
03:50:50,760 --> 03:50:52,680
 So we'll be laughing at you too.

4975
03:50:52,680 --> 03:50:55,800
 No, but he's sitting there just the way he is.

4976
03:50:55,800 --> 03:50:57,560
 And skeletons are just like,

4977
03:50:57,560 --> 03:50:59,880
 "Gang, you're in a bad state."

4978
03:50:59,880 --> 03:51:00,920
 So he's speaking.

4979
03:51:00,920 --> 03:51:02,520
 To be honest, he would just be bitching to me

4980
03:51:02,520 --> 03:51:04,040
 about he man the whole time.

4981
03:51:04,040 --> 03:51:05,560
 Ming the merciless would be sitting and go,

4982
03:51:05,560 --> 03:51:07,320
 "Gavine board."

4983
03:51:07,320 --> 03:51:09,400
 Another night, do you want to play cards?

4984
03:51:09,400 --> 03:51:10,360
 Darts?

4985
03:51:10,360 --> 03:51:12,200
 There's a quiz machine over there.

4986
03:51:12,200 --> 03:51:13,080
 Going to put a pain in it.

4987
03:51:13,080 --> 03:51:15,160
 Instead of cards, I'm bored.

4988
03:51:15,160 --> 03:51:16,840
 "Gavine board."

4989
03:51:16,840 --> 03:51:19,000
 If I made something to play with.

4990
03:51:19,000 --> 03:51:19,640
 Darts?

4991
03:51:20,600 --> 03:51:21,720
 Dominoes?

4992
03:51:21,720 --> 03:51:22,520
 What's dominoes?

4993
03:51:22,520 --> 03:51:23,400
 Just pawns, gachins.

4994
03:51:23,400 --> 03:51:25,480
 I'd love it to see that.

4995
03:51:25,480 --> 03:51:27,480
 This is the scene I'd love to see.

4996
03:51:27,480 --> 03:51:30,840
 You go, "Oh, God, say this guy's nothing pleases him."

4997
03:51:30,840 --> 03:51:32,440
 I think I like drafts.

4998
03:51:32,440 --> 03:51:35,640
 Guys, can we have the Scrabble board when you're done?

4999
03:51:35,640 --> 03:51:36,520
 Because this guy wants to.

5000
03:51:36,520 --> 03:51:37,640
 Yeah, we have it next, please.

5001
03:51:37,640 --> 03:51:38,920
 And I've put a pound on the pool top.

5002
03:51:38,920 --> 03:51:41,480
 Ming there's a giant gengo over there.

5003
03:51:41,480 --> 03:51:41,880
 Come on.

5004
03:51:41,880 --> 03:51:43,320
 I'm ticked.

5005
03:51:43,320 --> 03:51:44,120
 I'm bored.

5006
03:51:44,120 --> 03:51:45,800
 Stop saying you're bored.

5007
03:51:45,800 --> 03:51:47,640
 It's giant gengo.

5008
03:51:47,640 --> 03:51:48,840
 How can you be bored?

5009
03:51:48,840 --> 03:51:51,080
 He's a fucking port scratcher, isn't he, cunt?

5010
03:51:51,080 --> 03:51:57,000
 So he's impressed with Flash at this point.

5011
03:51:57,000 --> 03:51:59,000
 And he says, "Look, here's what I'll do.

5012
03:51:59,000 --> 03:52:01,160
 I'm going to rule the entire universe.

5013
03:52:01,160 --> 03:52:05,560
 But I'll let you be the king of Mongo.

5014
03:52:05,560 --> 03:52:07,240
 Because I think you're pretty cool.

5015
03:52:07,240 --> 03:52:09,000
 You've done well to get this far.

5016
03:52:09,000 --> 03:52:11,000
 You're right with that.

5017
03:52:11,000 --> 03:52:13,080
 Flash says, "No.

5018
03:52:13,080 --> 03:52:14,280
 No, thank you."

5019
03:52:14,280 --> 03:52:17,160
 So they managed to leave

5020
03:52:18,040 --> 03:52:18,600
 with Dale.

5021
03:52:18,600 --> 03:52:20,680
 Ming does.

5022
03:52:20,680 --> 03:52:21,880
 And they shoot at Flash.

5023
03:52:21,880 --> 03:52:27,000
 And he manages to escape on a sky-bike-hover-sledge thing.

5024
03:52:27,000 --> 03:52:27,720
 It does.

5025
03:52:27,720 --> 03:52:28,280
 It does.

5026
03:52:28,280 --> 03:52:29,960
 It's a famous scene.

5027
03:52:29,960 --> 03:52:30,840
 We've all seen that.

5028
03:52:30,840 --> 03:52:32,440
 It teams up with the Hawkmen now.

5029
03:52:32,440 --> 03:52:34,680
 Yeah, they regret not hoping.

5030
03:52:34,680 --> 03:52:37,720
 Flash calls Volt on on the radio.

5031
03:52:37,720 --> 03:52:40,200
 And Volt and says, "Okay, we're going to help you."

5032
03:52:40,200 --> 03:52:44,120
 Me more Dale, just like in Big Trouble,

5033
03:52:44,120 --> 03:52:45,320
 and I've said it, I'm seeing it.

5034
03:52:45,320 --> 03:52:47,320
 Dale's getting ready for her wedding against her.

5035
03:52:47,320 --> 03:52:48,120
 Where, doesn't she?

5036
03:52:48,120 --> 03:52:50,840
 Just like in "Gitral."

5037
03:52:50,840 --> 03:52:54,040
 God, I never made this comparison.

5038
03:52:54,040 --> 03:52:59,480
 Dale and Aura, they have a big fight in a big bed.

5039
03:52:59,480 --> 03:53:01,560
 This one was written by bloke's, this scene.

5040
03:53:01,560 --> 03:53:05,720
 Get the two Hawkwomen to fight each other in a bed.

5041
03:53:05,720 --> 03:53:09,640
 I remember I was with Sarah Worsh, and I think I did come in.

5042
03:53:09,640 --> 03:53:11,080
 What does she need to be there?

5043
03:53:11,080 --> 03:53:14,680
 A nice reason, really, is there, you know?

5044
03:53:15,800 --> 03:53:17,160
 Just two women fighting in a bed.

5045
03:53:17,160 --> 03:53:22,200
 But they end up realizing that they can help each other,

5046
03:53:22,200 --> 03:53:24,040
 because Ming is going to kill his daughter.

5047
03:53:24,040 --> 03:53:26,680
 So Dale says, "Look, come with us. Help us."

5048
03:53:26,680 --> 03:53:27,720
 Ming the man.

5049
03:53:27,720 --> 03:53:29,080
 Ming the man.

5050
03:53:29,080 --> 03:53:34,600
 Aura gives Dale some poison and says,

5051
03:53:34,600 --> 03:53:38,680
 "My father likes to drink a power potion before he makes love."

5052
03:53:38,680 --> 03:53:42,680
 So he's given you a drink, and he's taking one himself as well.

5053
03:53:44,680 --> 03:53:45,320
 Do you know me?

5054
03:53:45,320 --> 03:53:47,720
 Big right head, no.

5055
03:53:47,720 --> 03:53:51,080
 But Dale says, "I can't do it.

5056
03:53:51,080 --> 03:53:54,280
 I gave him my word that I'd marry him."

5057
03:53:54,280 --> 03:53:55,640
 What?

5058
03:53:55,640 --> 03:53:57,880
 I can't know.

5059
03:53:57,880 --> 03:53:59,960
 He's making you drink a power potion.

5060
03:53:59,960 --> 03:54:00,920
 He's drinking a power potion.

5061
03:54:00,920 --> 03:54:03,000
 He's making you drink a rate potion.

5062
03:54:03,000 --> 03:54:04,920
 He's got Bill Cosby's drink.

5063
03:54:04,920 --> 03:54:05,880
 He's giving you.

5064
03:54:05,880 --> 03:54:07,480
 He's got Bill Cosby's drink of choice.

5065
03:54:07,480 --> 03:54:08,920
 Yeah, that's not bad, but it will.

5066
03:54:08,920 --> 03:54:10,440
 Come on now, flesh-garden.

5067
03:54:10,440 --> 03:54:11,560
 Wap-wap-wap!

5068
03:54:11,560 --> 03:54:12,360
 Give it a map.

5069
03:54:12,360 --> 03:54:13,800
 He'll see if every one of us

5070
03:54:13,800 --> 03:54:15,080
 skips up a duper.

5071
03:54:15,080 --> 03:54:16,280
 The same thing about every duper.

5072
03:54:16,280 --> 03:54:17,480
 The same thing about every duper.

5073
03:54:17,480 --> 03:54:19,000
 Impressions are not a podcast.

5074
03:54:19,000 --> 03:54:24,440
 Welcome to the Cosby show.

5075
03:54:24,440 --> 03:54:26,600
 Each you put in.

5076
03:54:26,600 --> 03:54:32,920
 So we know this shits back to go down now because Freddie Mercury

5077
03:54:32,920 --> 03:54:34,920
 bellows out.

5078
03:54:34,920 --> 03:54:35,720
 Flash.

5079
03:54:35,720 --> 03:54:40,600
 And this is where we get the whole.

5080
03:54:43,080 --> 03:54:43,960
 Flash-garden is approaching.

5081
03:54:43,960 --> 03:54:45,880
 What do you mean Flash-garden is approaching?

5082
03:54:45,880 --> 03:54:47,240
 Open fire.

5083
03:54:47,240 --> 03:54:48,600
 And the lasers are firing.

5084
03:54:48,600 --> 03:54:50,600
 And the Hawkmen back him up in the sky.

5085
03:54:50,600 --> 03:54:53,800
 This is the bit Matthew was talking about with a guitar.

5086
03:54:53,800 --> 03:54:54,120
 Kix.

5087
03:54:54,120 --> 03:54:56,280
 And that guitar is incredible.

5088
03:54:56,280 --> 03:54:57,160
 A little guitar lick.

5089
03:54:57,160 --> 03:55:00,600
 Brian Blaster says, "Dive!

5090
03:55:00,600 --> 03:55:01,640
 Why Hawkmen?

5091
03:55:01,640 --> 03:55:02,600
 Dive!"

5092
03:55:02,600 --> 03:55:04,200
 And they all dive down.

5093
03:55:04,200 --> 03:55:05,480
 Some of them are killed.

5094
03:55:05,480 --> 03:55:07,560
 There's laser as firing.

5095
03:55:07,560 --> 03:55:10,280
 We get practical fights and stunts.

5096
03:55:10,280 --> 03:55:12,040
 Brian Blaster's kicking ass.

5097
03:55:12,760 --> 03:55:13,240
 Dive!

5098
03:55:13,240 --> 03:55:14,040
 He says, "Dive!"

5099
03:55:14,040 --> 03:55:14,920
 He's killing people.

5100
03:55:14,920 --> 03:55:16,120
 You ask what you want to hear.

5101
03:55:16,120 --> 03:55:18,520
 I want to hear him say, "Where bit your bitches?"

5102
03:55:18,520 --> 03:55:19,720
 Where bit bitches?

5103
03:55:19,720 --> 03:55:24,120
 Suck my nubby.

5104
03:55:24,120 --> 03:55:27,480
 Flash joins them in the fight.

5105
03:55:27,480 --> 03:55:29,320
 And Brian Blaster, I've written here,

5106
03:55:29,320 --> 03:55:32,280
 Brian Blaster looks to ranged in this thing.

5107
03:55:32,280 --> 03:55:35,960
 Because he's just, it's like he thinks he's in a real battle.

5108
03:55:35,960 --> 03:55:37,880
 I think yeah.

5109
03:55:37,880 --> 03:55:41,720
 And this is the bit apparently where he gets going, "Pew, pew!"

5110
03:55:41,720 --> 03:55:42,760
 And they have to keep cutting,

5111
03:55:42,760 --> 03:55:44,920
 because he kept saying, "Pew, pew, so much."

5112
03:55:44,920 --> 03:55:45,720
 hilarious.

5113
03:55:45,720 --> 03:55:46,760
 "Pew, pew!"

5114
03:55:46,760 --> 03:55:47,400
 "Pew!"

5115
03:55:47,400 --> 03:55:50,520
 Ming is losing the fight.

5116
03:55:50,520 --> 03:55:54,440
 So the wedding starts and he says, "To begin my wedding,

5117
03:55:54,440 --> 03:55:56,680
 I like to begin my wedding to say,

5118
03:55:56,680 --> 03:56:00,920
 with the execution of Prince Barron and Dr. Zarkoff,

5119
03:56:00,920 --> 03:56:01,560
 please.

5120
03:56:01,560 --> 03:56:03,960
 That's how we start all of our weddings on this planet.

5121
03:56:03,960 --> 03:56:07,880
 All are managers to save them from jail, though.

5122
03:56:07,880 --> 03:56:10,840
 And at this point, Gav, they've now only got three minutes

5123
03:56:10,840 --> 03:56:12,280
 to save the Earth.

5124
03:56:12,280 --> 03:56:12,840
 "Yeah, do."

5125
03:56:12,840 --> 03:56:14,920
 It time is ticks away.

5126
03:56:14,920 --> 03:56:17,960
 And we get some, the wedding march,

5127
03:56:17,960 --> 03:56:20,200
 but this time it's played by Brian May, isn't it?

5128
03:56:20,200 --> 03:56:30,200
 Imagine if I'd have had Brian May playing that at my wedding.

5129
03:56:30,200 --> 03:56:31,400
 "Ben, weird."

5130
03:56:31,400 --> 03:56:35,320
 And Brian Blessed as the person who married me and Alice.

5131
03:56:35,320 --> 03:56:37,320
 Do you down, take,

5132
03:56:38,360 --> 03:56:41,240
 honest to be your whipping bitch?

5133
03:56:41,240 --> 03:56:47,720
 So yeah, three minutes to save the Earth.

5134
03:56:47,720 --> 03:56:49,640
 Brian May, wedding anthem,

5135
03:56:49,640 --> 03:56:53,560
 flash is basically in a kamikaze,

5136
03:56:53,560 --> 03:56:56,680
 the rocket that he's flying into Ming's palace.

5137
03:56:56,680 --> 03:56:58,280
 It's willing to die for this.

5138
03:56:58,280 --> 03:56:58,920
 Yep.

5139
03:56:58,920 --> 03:57:01,000
 This is the hero and he'll save every one of us.

5140
03:57:01,000 --> 03:57:05,080
 Prince Barron and Dr. Zarkoff team up,

5141
03:57:05,080 --> 03:57:07,000
 they storm the headquarters of the palace.

5142
03:57:07,000 --> 03:57:11,160
 They take control, they kill the general car, the lady.

5143
03:57:11,160 --> 03:57:14,600
 And Dr. Zarkoff, the activates the lightning field.

5144
03:57:14,600 --> 03:57:17,160
 So basically the force field around the palace.

5145
03:57:17,160 --> 03:57:19,800
 The wedding vows begin, though.

5146
03:57:19,800 --> 03:57:22,840
 But just as they're getting into the nitty gritty of the wedding vows,

5147
03:57:22,840 --> 03:57:26,360
 flash flies the ship into the palace.

5148
03:57:26,360 --> 03:57:29,320
 And the spike on the front of the ship,

5149
03:57:29,320 --> 03:57:31,160
 javling straight through Ming.

5150
03:57:31,160 --> 03:57:33,880
 Threats straight through the torso.

5151
03:57:34,600 --> 03:57:38,040
 And he dies. He vanishes.

5152
03:57:38,040 --> 03:57:40,920
 His power ring falls off of his finger to the floor.

5153
03:57:40,920 --> 03:57:43,640
 Everyone's happy and celebrating.

5154
03:57:43,640 --> 03:57:48,520
 And then the weird flashing orb thing with a fisheye lens says,

5155
03:57:48,520 --> 03:57:50,680
 long live flash garden.

5156
03:57:50,680 --> 03:57:54,760
 Flash Gordon does a weird freeze frame jump.

5157
03:57:54,760 --> 03:57:57,240
 They didn't know how to finish the movie.

5158
03:57:57,240 --> 03:57:58,760
 So he came up with the idea and says,

5159
03:57:58,760 --> 03:58:00,760
 "I'll just jump at the camera and say, 'Yeah!'"

5160
03:58:00,760 --> 03:58:02,760
 Yep.

5161
03:58:02,760 --> 03:58:03,560
 And then the epa-log?

5162
03:58:03,560 --> 03:58:06,040
 You couldn't think of how to end the movie.

5163
03:58:06,040 --> 03:58:09,960
 And then what I said to you, a lot of this movie was improvised.

5164
03:58:09,960 --> 03:58:11,960
 Random.

5165
03:58:11,960 --> 03:58:13,480
 Coking.

5166
03:58:13,480 --> 03:58:17,320
 And then the epa-log is, "Thank you, flash.

5167
03:58:17,320 --> 03:58:20,360
 We'll name this day, flash Gordon day.

5168
03:58:20,360 --> 03:58:21,720
 I hope you have a good day."

5169
03:58:21,720 --> 03:58:22,760
 Literally says that.

5170
03:58:22,760 --> 03:58:25,320
 And the planet and all the kingdoms unite.

5171
03:58:25,320 --> 03:58:32,040
 And then, at the very end, somebody grabs Ming the Marius Felicia's ring.

5172
03:58:32,040 --> 03:58:32,680
 Is it Ming?

5173
03:58:32,680 --> 03:58:34,840
 Is it lightest?

5174
03:58:34,840 --> 03:58:35,720
 Is it aura?

5175
03:58:35,720 --> 03:58:36,360
 We don't know.

5176
03:58:36,360 --> 03:58:38,280
 Because they never made part two or part three.

5177
03:58:38,280 --> 03:58:39,640
 No.

5178
03:58:39,640 --> 03:58:42,680
 Did they do well in the cinema?

5179
03:58:42,680 --> 03:58:44,680
 I think it did.

5180
03:58:44,680 --> 03:58:46,360
 I think it did very well.

5181
03:58:46,360 --> 03:58:46,680
 Yeah.

5182
03:58:46,680 --> 03:58:47,400
 Random isn't it?

5183
03:58:47,400 --> 03:58:48,120
 Random film.

5184
03:58:48,120 --> 03:58:52,360
 But then the end credits play it with Queen,

5185
03:58:52,360 --> 03:58:54,680
 over the top of them, which is just phenomenal.

5186
03:58:54,680 --> 03:58:56,120
 I'll tell you how it did, Gav.

5187
03:58:56,120 --> 03:59:00,600
 So the budget on this was an estimated 20 million dollars.

5188
03:59:01,560 --> 03:59:02,040
 Yeah?

5189
03:59:02,040 --> 03:59:04,920
 We're opening weekend.

5190
03:59:04,920 --> 03:59:06,760
 Four million.

5191
03:59:06,760 --> 03:59:10,360
 Worldwide gross.

5192
03:59:10,360 --> 03:59:13,480
 And sadly, it was just 27 million.

5193
03:59:13,480 --> 03:59:14,520
 Yeah, I'm looking at now.

5194
03:59:14,520 --> 03:59:15,400
 Yeah, that's not good.

5195
03:59:15,400 --> 03:59:17,480
 So it made money.

5196
03:59:17,480 --> 03:59:18,440
 It made its money back.

5197
03:59:18,440 --> 03:59:20,840
 But that's why they didn't green light two or three.

5198
03:59:20,840 --> 03:59:21,480
 Yeah, but...

5199
03:59:21,480 --> 03:59:22,680
 Depends on...

5200
03:59:22,680 --> 03:59:23,800
 It's not good enough, is it?

5201
03:59:23,800 --> 03:59:27,560
 They probably haven't included in the budget, like the Marx and Costs.

5202
03:59:27,560 --> 03:59:29,640
 But listen.

5203
03:59:30,680 --> 03:59:34,760
 One thing you can say about this movie is you always have a good time.

5204
03:59:34,760 --> 03:59:38,760
 Whether you turn it over and it's halfway through or you only watch 20 minutes of it,

5205
03:59:38,760 --> 03:59:41,240
 everybody knows this movie and so that.

5206
03:59:41,240 --> 03:59:47,640
 And I've got to give a shout out to Ricky Morgan and RJ McCready when I'm reviewing this movie.

5207
03:59:47,640 --> 03:59:48,920
 Because it's...

5208
03:59:48,920 --> 03:59:52,920
 Those are two of the biggest fans of it I've ever met in my life.

5209
03:59:52,920 --> 03:59:55,080
 And obviously Matthew is as well.

5210
03:59:55,080 --> 03:59:57,400
 And if somebody tells you

5211
03:59:57,400 --> 03:59:59,960
 that they don't like Flash Gordon,

5212
04:00:00,600 --> 04:00:01,640
 I wouldn't trust them.

5213
04:00:01,640 --> 04:00:04,600
 If it's somebody over the age of 30,

5214
04:00:04,600 --> 04:00:11,000
 says to you, either I've never seen it or I don't like it, don't trust that person.

5215
04:00:11,000 --> 04:00:11,480
 Really?

5216
04:00:11,480 --> 04:00:13,240
 Yeah, that's what I would say.

5217
04:00:13,240 --> 04:00:13,720
 For enough.

5218
04:00:13,720 --> 04:00:16,600
 Same person says I don't like animals.

5219
04:00:16,600 --> 04:00:18,440
 Doctor Carr takes them.

5220
04:00:18,440 --> 04:00:19,320
 Yeah, it's strange.

5221
04:00:19,320 --> 04:00:21,960
 But listen, it's a great movie.

5222
04:00:21,960 --> 04:00:23,240
 It's fun.

5223
04:00:23,240 --> 04:00:24,520
 It's Campe's Hell.

5224
04:00:24,520 --> 04:00:26,680
 It kind of...

5225
04:00:28,040 --> 04:00:31,400
 affected me as a kid in that it's ingrained in my psyche,

5226
04:00:31,400 --> 04:00:33,320
 the music.

5227
04:00:33,320 --> 04:00:35,480
 Some of the weird visuals with the

5228
04:00:35,480 --> 04:00:39,640
 tree beasts and the ice popping out.

5229
04:00:39,640 --> 04:00:44,200
 Yeah, some weird stuff and it's very colourful and just fantastic.

5230
04:00:44,200 --> 04:00:45,720
 Fantastic, I don't know.

5231
04:00:45,720 --> 04:00:48,840
 But it's definitely a thumbs up from me.

5232
04:00:48,840 --> 04:00:52,120
 Give it a thumbs up if you haven't seen it because it's just fucking worth just a hell there, isn't it?

5233
04:00:52,120 --> 04:00:54,360
 It's a bit of a tradition, really.

5234
04:00:54,360 --> 04:00:57,720
 I don't think I've watched it this Christmas because I know I was reviewing it.

5235
04:00:58,200 --> 04:01:02,680
 But if it's on, I always watch it Christmas whenever it's on.

5236
04:01:02,680 --> 04:01:03,880
 And now I own it digitally.

5237
04:01:03,880 --> 04:01:05,160
 I've got no excuse, really.

5238
04:01:05,160 --> 04:01:05,400
 No.

5239
04:01:05,400 --> 04:01:07,880
 There we go.

5240
04:01:07,880 --> 04:01:09,880
 Uh, Matthew Godly.

5241
04:01:09,880 --> 04:01:13,880
 Thank you for picking Dead Man Shoes and Flash Gordon.

5242
04:01:13,880 --> 04:01:16,040
 The highs and lows of cinema.

5243
04:01:16,040 --> 04:01:19,720
 I don't mean lows as in its crap.

5244
04:01:19,720 --> 04:01:22,440
 It's just mean it's emotionally battering the other movie.

5245
04:01:22,440 --> 04:01:27,400
 But this movie will lift your spirits, make them sore, like Brian blesses Nappy.

5246
04:01:27,400 --> 04:01:28,360
 Overhead.

5247
04:01:28,360 --> 04:01:30,920
 My whipping brookers.

5248
04:01:30,920 --> 04:01:33,080
 So there we go.

5249
04:01:33,080 --> 04:01:34,920
 Well, let's have a little break.

5250
04:01:34,920 --> 04:01:38,600
 Take our leather Nappy's off and come back to do the outro.

5251
04:01:38,600 --> 04:01:41,080
 Good slice.

5252
04:01:41,080 --> 04:01:42,680
 Yeah, the Nappy isn't coming off.

5253
04:01:42,680 --> 04:01:52,680
 Oh.

5254
04:01:52,680 --> 04:01:59,480
 Over back.

5255
04:01:59,480 --> 04:02:00,920
 And we're back again.

5256
04:02:00,920 --> 04:02:05,000
 So that was our Patreon pic first episode of the year as well.

5257
04:02:05,000 --> 04:02:08,040
 And an excuse to get at the time machine.

5258
04:02:08,040 --> 04:02:10,840
 Thank you again to our Patreon at Matthew Godly.

5259
04:02:11,400 --> 04:02:13,800
 I needed to take the crime back from you now.

5260
04:02:13,800 --> 04:02:17,080
 So it was on tight.

5261
04:02:17,080 --> 04:02:22,440
 And we'll put that back in its glass case ready for the next Patreon in a few episodes of time.

5262
04:02:22,440 --> 04:02:24,040
 But I hope you enjoyed that Matthew.

5263
04:02:24,040 --> 04:02:25,880
 Thank you again for suggesting this.

5264
04:02:25,880 --> 04:02:27,000
 A good lunch.

5265
04:02:27,000 --> 04:02:28,280
 That was all round too.

5266
04:02:28,280 --> 04:02:30,600
 Well, I love to talk about Dead Man Shoes.

5267
04:02:30,600 --> 04:02:32,280
 Yeah, Dead Man Shoes is incredible film.

5268
04:02:32,280 --> 04:02:37,320
 Flash Gordon is just essential viewing really at some point in your life.

5269
04:02:37,320 --> 04:02:40,360
 Two very good films to two very different reasons.

5270
04:02:41,320 --> 04:02:43,160
 Well, that was that.

5271
04:02:43,160 --> 04:02:45,320
 Should we talk about what's coming up next?

5272
04:02:45,320 --> 04:02:46,200
 What is next?

5273
04:02:46,200 --> 04:02:47,160
 Well, I know what's next.

5274
04:02:47,160 --> 04:02:50,600
 Next, Gab, it's your birthday.

5275
04:02:50,600 --> 04:02:52,360
 Birthday, so.

5276
04:02:52,360 --> 04:02:58,120
 So you've chosen a William Friedkin movie that I've never seen

5277
04:02:58,120 --> 04:03:03,160
 called Sorcerer from 1977.

5278
04:03:03,160 --> 04:03:04,120
 I don't know if I can say it once.

5279
04:03:04,120 --> 04:03:06,840
 So yeah.

5280
04:03:06,840 --> 04:03:09,560
 A bunch of guys have to transport nitro glycerin

5281
04:03:10,680 --> 04:03:13,160
 across a treacherous landscape, is that correct?

5282
04:03:13,160 --> 04:03:13,960
 Yeah.

5283
04:03:13,960 --> 04:03:14,840
 Very tense.

5284
04:03:14,840 --> 04:03:19,080
 Sounds very 70s, so I look forward to watching that.

5285
04:03:19,080 --> 04:03:21,240
 Well, you know there's no special effects going on.

5286
04:03:21,240 --> 04:03:23,720
 That's the beauty of it.

5287
04:03:23,720 --> 04:03:25,720
 But Friedkin is a director on the fan off,

5288
04:03:25,720 --> 04:03:30,840
 so I'm hoping to see some tension and yeah, there's going to be a lot of that.

5289
04:03:30,840 --> 04:03:33,560
 And you've paired that up with?

5290
04:03:33,560 --> 04:03:36,840
 Something a lot harder to go with it.

5291
04:03:36,840 --> 04:03:39,320
 And very modern really compared to the other.

5292
04:03:39,880 --> 04:03:44,200
 From 2022, Studio 666, starring the food fighters themselves.

5293
04:03:44,200 --> 04:03:46,840
 Again, only seeing the ones, sort of the same thing.

5294
04:03:46,840 --> 04:03:49,960
 But really enjoyed it as like an 80s horror movie,

5295
04:03:49,960 --> 04:03:51,560
 and it knows what it is.

5296
04:03:51,560 --> 04:03:55,320
 And I was so shocked by like Dave Crowe, how good he was in it.

5297
04:03:55,320 --> 04:03:56,440
 No, I wasn't shocked by that actually,

5298
04:03:56,440 --> 04:03:59,000
 because he's quite a good person, a person like that.

5299
04:03:59,000 --> 04:04:00,360
 But yeah.

5300
04:04:00,360 --> 04:04:02,520
 And I've not seen that one either.

5301
04:04:02,520 --> 04:04:05,160
 So next episode, I'm a double virgin.

5302
04:04:05,160 --> 04:04:07,560
 As they say.

5303
04:04:07,560 --> 04:04:10,200
 So that's episode 148, Gaps, first thing.

5304
04:04:10,200 --> 04:04:11,960
 Who says a double virgin?

5305
04:04:11,960 --> 04:04:12,760
 You.

5306
04:04:12,760 --> 04:04:15,000
 You just said they say, I want to know who they are.

5307
04:04:15,000 --> 04:04:17,960
 Ming and Flash.

5308
04:04:17,960 --> 04:04:19,560
 They're double virgin.

5309
04:04:19,560 --> 04:04:20,040
 Yeah.

5310
04:04:20,040 --> 04:04:23,480
 No, I'm a double virgin because I haven't seen either of the films.

5311
04:04:23,480 --> 04:04:25,880
 But you said they say, and I want to know who they are.

5312
04:04:25,880 --> 04:04:27,560
 I don't know.

5313
04:04:27,560 --> 04:04:28,520
 Let's move on.

5314
04:04:28,520 --> 04:04:30,200
 So that was episode 148.

5315
04:04:30,200 --> 04:04:33,560
 And then after that, for episode 149,

5316
04:04:33,560 --> 04:04:36,280
 that will be our first director special of the year.

5317
04:04:36,280 --> 04:04:37,960
 We're going to be trying to do a few of these.

5318
04:04:37,960 --> 04:04:40,920
 And we're going to be taking a look at Adam Green

5319
04:04:40,920 --> 04:04:42,600
 and his back catalogue.

5320
04:04:42,600 --> 04:04:44,040
 As they say.

5321
04:04:44,040 --> 04:04:48,360
 And for him, we will be specifically covering Frozen

5322
04:04:48,360 --> 04:04:49,240
 from 2010.

5323
04:04:49,240 --> 04:04:52,200
 Not the Disney animated musical.

5324
04:04:52,200 --> 04:04:56,200
 And we'll also be covering Digging Up the Marrow

5325
04:04:56,200 --> 04:05:00,360
 from 2014, which I'm a big fan of both of those.

5326
04:05:00,360 --> 04:05:02,600
 I've only seen Digging Up the Marrow once,

5327
04:05:02,600 --> 04:05:04,040
 and I've really enjoyed it.

5328
04:05:04,040 --> 04:05:05,960
 So I'm looking forward to going back and doing that one again.

5329
04:05:06,600 --> 04:05:11,560
 And after that, I'm very excited to announce our next patron pick

5330
04:05:11,560 --> 04:05:15,080
 for a whopping episode 150.

5331
04:05:15,080 --> 04:05:16,840
 That's a nice rang number, isn't it?

5332
04:05:16,840 --> 04:05:17,960
 Yeah, it's over.

5333
04:05:17,960 --> 04:05:21,480
 And what better than our buddy, R.J. McReedy,

5334
04:05:21,480 --> 04:05:22,680
 it's his patron pick.

5335
04:05:22,680 --> 04:05:25,000
 And he is selected, and this is exciting.

5336
04:05:25,000 --> 04:05:28,520
 A couple of London gangster flicks.

5337
04:05:28,520 --> 04:05:29,880
 I know.

5338
04:05:29,880 --> 04:05:31,640
 This is a really interesting choice.

5339
04:05:31,640 --> 04:05:34,520
 He's selected the Long Good Friday

5340
04:05:34,520 --> 04:05:35,720
 with Bob Waskins.

5341
04:05:35,720 --> 04:05:36,280
 Bob Waskins.

5342
04:05:36,280 --> 04:05:39,080
 I've already seen it in the once, but I remember enjoying it.

5343
04:05:39,080 --> 04:05:40,440
 1980.

5344
04:05:40,440 --> 04:05:41,160
 Good stuff.

5345
04:05:41,160 --> 04:05:42,840
 And he's paired that up with...

5346
04:05:42,840 --> 04:05:45,080
 Both to both East End films as well.

5347
04:05:45,080 --> 04:05:46,200
 East End of London.

5348
04:05:46,200 --> 04:05:49,560
 The classic 1998 guy, Richie Directed,

5349
04:05:49,560 --> 04:05:52,120
 Lockstock and two smoking boughs.

5350
04:05:52,120 --> 04:05:53,320
 Holy sh*t.

5351
04:05:53,320 --> 04:05:54,120
 Fantastic.

5352
04:05:54,120 --> 04:05:55,080
 Fucking LRJ.

5353
04:05:55,080 --> 04:05:57,400
 Those are a couple of waters to talk about there.

5354
04:05:57,400 --> 04:06:01,320
 So yeah, something exciting stuff coming up for the next three episodes.

5355
04:06:01,320 --> 04:06:02,040
 It's a good year.

5356
04:06:02,040 --> 04:06:02,760
 It's a good year.

5357
04:06:02,760 --> 04:06:04,840
 So 10th year, we've got to keep him rolling.

5358
04:06:04,840 --> 04:06:05,640
 Yep.

5359
04:06:05,640 --> 04:06:08,440
 So that's where we're at for the next three episodes, Gav.

5360
04:06:08,440 --> 04:06:08,840
 Cool.

5361
04:06:08,840 --> 04:06:12,520
 Anything you want to say before I hit the admin button?

5362
04:06:12,520 --> 04:06:14,120
 No, you get on with it, son.

5363
04:06:14,120 --> 04:06:15,400
 You always stand short.

5364
04:06:15,400 --> 04:06:16,280
 Oh, I'm so sure.

5365
04:06:16,280 --> 04:06:17,640
 He's getting East End of Eddie, guys.

5366
04:06:17,640 --> 04:06:18,840
 He's getting East End of Eddie.

5367
04:06:18,840 --> 04:06:23,720
 So, as always, as not as we have been for the last 10 years,

5368
04:06:23,720 --> 04:06:25,880
 now we're the podcast on haunted hill.

5369
04:06:25,880 --> 04:06:27,000
 Thank you for listening, everybody.

5370
04:06:27,000 --> 04:06:27,960
 Thank you for your support.

5371
04:06:27,960 --> 04:06:32,040
 We are a proud member of the Legion podcasts network.

5372
04:06:32,040 --> 04:06:35,480
 You can find out more about the Legion podcast on Legionpodcasts.com

5373
04:06:35,480 --> 04:06:40,600
 All of our episodes are on there as are all the other shows on the network's episodes.

5374
04:06:40,600 --> 04:06:43,640
 We have a Facebook page, which is the podcast on haunted hill.

5375
04:06:43,640 --> 04:06:45,240
 You can message us directly.

5376
04:06:45,240 --> 04:06:48,600
 You can post what you're watching, what you are looking forward to.

5377
04:06:48,600 --> 04:06:52,760
 You can just give us means and all the other nonsense.

5378
04:06:52,760 --> 04:06:54,280
 It's a really good community of people.

5379
04:06:54,280 --> 04:06:59,400
 It's been around for 10 years now, and we absolutely love everybody on there.

5380
04:06:59,400 --> 04:07:01,400
 Some really good friends we've made on there over the years.

5381
04:07:02,040 --> 04:07:03,400
 Legion also has a Facebook page.

5382
04:07:03,400 --> 04:07:06,360
 As it sounds, sounds just Legion podcast.

5383
04:07:06,360 --> 04:07:07,560
 You can find that.

5384
04:07:07,560 --> 04:07:09,560
 Similarly, we're really good group of people on there,

5385
04:07:09,560 --> 04:07:11,400
 and all the other podcasts posts on there as well.

5386
04:07:11,400 --> 04:07:14,760
 We're available wherever you're listening to us now,

5387
04:07:14,760 --> 04:07:16,760
 but also places like Spotify, YouTube,

5388
04:07:16,760 --> 04:07:20,680
 PodKnife, Apple, and a bunch of other podcasts and platforms.

5389
04:07:20,680 --> 04:07:24,360
 We're on Instagram, the podcast on haunted hill

5390
04:07:24,360 --> 04:07:27,000
 Insta, which is where I would generally promote the show,

5391
04:07:27,000 --> 04:07:30,920
 with a link to the episode and a little collage of the posters

5392
04:07:30,920 --> 04:07:31,720
 and our logo.

5393
04:07:31,720 --> 04:07:38,680
 We mentioned it earlier, but Star Wars Sanctuary Moon is currently on YouTube

5394
04:07:38,680 --> 04:07:40,440
 and doing really well with views.

5395
04:07:40,440 --> 04:07:45,960
 It's our Star Wars horror short film that we made recently

5396
04:07:45,960 --> 04:07:48,440
 through our production company, which is Deadbolt Films.

5397
04:07:48,440 --> 04:07:52,040
 Go to DeadboltFilms.com to find out more about what we do,

5398
04:07:52,040 --> 04:07:55,640
 whether it's podcasting, short films, features,

5399
04:07:55,640 --> 04:07:58,200
 comics, it's all on there.

5400
04:07:59,240 --> 04:08:02,040
 And you can support us if you go to DeadboltFilms.com

5401
04:08:02,040 --> 04:08:05,240
 or if you go to our YouTube channel, which is Deadbolt Films on YouTube,

5402
04:08:05,240 --> 04:08:08,200
 and we're on Instagram just under Deadbolt Films.

5403
04:08:08,200 --> 04:08:13,880
 And finally, the topic of this episode is Patreon.

5404
04:08:13,880 --> 04:08:19,960
 We have Patreon, and if you wish to support us in a monetary fashion,

5405
04:08:19,960 --> 04:08:23,320
 for as little as a pound or a dollar a month, or as much as you'd like,

5406
04:08:23,320 --> 04:08:24,360
 we won't say no.

5407
04:08:24,360 --> 04:08:27,480
 Don't have to do it though, we would always do this show even if no one did that,

5408
04:08:27,480 --> 04:08:32,440
 but it does help to support the show keep the show going by movies, rent movies.

5409
04:08:32,440 --> 04:08:38,360
 And if you become a patron, not only do you get a patron pic like Matthew had for this episode,

5410
04:08:38,360 --> 04:08:43,160
 every three episodes somebody gets a patron pic where you get to pick the two episodes,

5411
04:08:43,160 --> 04:08:44,840
 but you also get a T-shirt.

5412
04:08:44,840 --> 04:08:46,840
 Not the two episodes, you get to pick the two films.

5413
04:08:46,840 --> 04:08:48,600
 The two films I do apologize.

5414
04:08:48,600 --> 04:08:53,480
 You also get a T-shirt and you get access to exclusive content and all of our...

5415
04:08:53,480 --> 04:08:54,520
 That's Noody Picks.

5416
04:08:55,960 --> 04:08:57,320
 Yeah, My Noody Picks.

5417
04:08:57,320 --> 04:09:01,240
 And you get all of our back catalogue as well, which is also My Noody Picks.

5418
04:09:01,240 --> 04:09:06,120
 So if you want to become a patron, just go to Patreon.

5419
04:09:06,120 --> 04:09:06,840
 So...

5420
04:09:06,840 --> 04:09:09,080
 Fits is of Dan's back catalogue.

5421
04:09:09,080 --> 04:09:09,400
 Don't.

5422
04:09:09,400 --> 04:09:11,240
 No one wants to see that.

5423
04:09:11,240 --> 04:09:14,680
 So just go to Patreon search for the podcast on haunted hill.

5424
04:09:14,680 --> 04:09:18,520
 If you can't find it, then you can message me on Facebook,

5425
04:09:18,520 --> 04:09:23,800
 or you can use our email, which is the podcast on haunted hill at outlook.com

5426
04:09:24,520 --> 04:09:26,040
 And you can message me on Twitter.

5427
04:09:26,040 --> 04:09:28,440
 I always forget and I never want to say what is.

5428
04:09:28,440 --> 04:09:30,280
 I look.com.

5429
04:09:30,280 --> 04:09:31,160
 Outlook.com.

5430
04:09:31,160 --> 04:09:32,200
 Yeah.

5431
04:09:32,200 --> 04:09:37,080
 And as always, we're going to shout out each of our patrons now

5432
04:09:37,080 --> 04:09:39,720
 in the Star of Brian Blessed.

5433
04:09:39,720 --> 04:09:43,320
 So thank you very much too.

5434
04:09:43,320 --> 04:09:51,160
 That's good.

5435
04:09:51,960 --> 04:09:53,720
 I'm Jamie Jenkins.

5436
04:09:53,720 --> 04:09:59,640
 Oh, Kevin S is Bife is alive.

5437
04:09:59,640 --> 04:10:01,560
 That's the way you did the animal nectar.

5438
04:10:01,560 --> 04:10:05,640
 Sarah Cruey.

5439
04:10:05,640 --> 04:10:08,280
 Rachel.

5440
04:10:08,280 --> 04:10:11,720
 Fly my bird, Ben Fly.

5441
04:10:11,720 --> 04:10:13,160
 Oh, Jamie Creedy.

5442
04:10:13,160 --> 04:10:15,960
 You're mouthful, actually look like his just then.

5443
04:10:15,960 --> 04:10:18,040
 And Lex Boo.

5444
04:10:19,000 --> 04:10:23,960
 He's got the big beard, a great big bushy beard, a good bushy beard.

5445
04:10:23,960 --> 04:10:26,680
 Thank you to all of our patrons for your support.

5446
04:10:26,680 --> 04:10:28,600
 Thank you so much in a normal voice.

5447
04:10:28,600 --> 04:10:29,000
 Thank you.

5448
04:10:29,000 --> 04:10:31,320
 We hope you're all excited to hit up your rang too

5449
04:10:31,320 --> 04:10:33,160
 with your Patreon picks over the coming year.

5450
04:10:33,160 --> 04:10:34,280
 I'm very excited.

5451
04:10:34,280 --> 04:10:37,240
 I'm ready to get some, my,

5452
04:10:37,240 --> 04:10:39,240
 a peepers on what you think we are,

5453
04:10:39,240 --> 04:10:40,760
 people should be peeping at.

5454
04:10:40,760 --> 04:10:44,840
 I already in talks with the patron who comes after our drain already.

5455
04:10:44,840 --> 04:10:45,800
 And that's great in there.

5456
04:10:45,800 --> 04:10:47,480
 All good was radiation Daniel.

5457
04:10:47,480 --> 04:10:48,760
 That's me, that's me.

5458
04:10:48,760 --> 04:10:50,040
 So there we go guys.

5459
04:10:50,040 --> 04:10:53,240
 That was a fantastic fun start to 2024.

5460
04:10:53,240 --> 04:10:55,160
 What better way to do it than with the patrons pick?

5461
04:10:55,160 --> 04:10:56,920
 But we've got Gavsborough thing coming up.

5462
04:10:56,920 --> 04:10:58,200
 We've got some Adam Green.

5463
04:10:58,200 --> 04:11:01,800
 We've got some London East End London Ganks just coming up.

5464
04:11:01,800 --> 04:11:03,480
 So stay tuned over the next few months.

5465
04:11:03,480 --> 04:11:05,080
 We've got lots of good stuff coming up.

5466
04:11:05,080 --> 04:11:05,720
 Thank you.

5467
04:11:05,720 --> 04:11:08,360
 As always, everybody for listening, supporting, sharing,

5468
04:11:08,360 --> 04:11:11,320
 liking, being a patron, being a friend.

5469
04:11:11,320 --> 04:11:14,520
 And thank you to Gav, as always, for joining me on this journey

5470
04:11:14,520 --> 04:11:17,240
 for 10 years of nonsense that we've been doing.

5471
04:11:17,480 --> 04:11:18,120
 It's fantastic.

5472
04:11:18,120 --> 04:11:18,520
 I love it.

5473
04:11:18,520 --> 04:11:21,720
 Well, I think it's time to say.

5474
04:11:21,720 --> 04:11:24,920
 Through 8, oh, we could probably go for another 10,000 years

5475
04:11:24,920 --> 04:11:25,480
 because it's just been a good time.

5476
04:11:25,480 --> 04:11:27,240
 Oh, yeah, why don't our voices for us?

5477
04:11:27,240 --> 04:11:28,280
 That'll be brilliant.

5478
04:11:28,280 --> 04:11:31,880
 We'll be reviewing in Sidious 25.

5479
04:11:31,880 --> 04:11:33,160
 We've done absolutely.

5480
04:11:33,160 --> 04:11:34,920
 You don't, I can't remember what is it.

5481
04:11:34,920 --> 04:11:37,880
 Might be like 300 words or something like that.

5482
04:11:37,880 --> 04:11:39,960
 It's all it needs, I think, to be able to replicate.

5483
04:11:39,960 --> 04:11:41,640
 Crazy.

5484
04:11:41,640 --> 04:11:43,960
 And scary.

5485
04:11:45,240 --> 04:11:47,000
 Well, in that case, it's time to say our goodnight.

5486
04:11:47,000 --> 04:11:50,440
 So it's a goodnight from Brian Blesitz, leathernappy.

5487
04:11:50,440 --> 04:11:56,520
 It's a goodnight from me.

5488
04:11:56,520 --> 04:11:59,800
 And it's a goodnight from tough in a suitcase.

5489
04:11:59,800 --> 04:12:00,760
 Give me a little kiss.

5490
04:12:00,760 --> 04:12:01,160
 Go on.

5491
04:12:01,160 --> 04:12:04,840
 Yeah, it's a goodnight from that elephant in the window.

5492
04:12:04,840 --> 04:12:07,960
 It's a fucking elephant in the window.

5493
04:12:07,960 --> 04:12:11,320
 And of course, it's a goodnight from Timothy Dalton,

5494
04:12:11,320 --> 04:12:14,200
 up to his elbows in your wooden home.

5495
04:12:14,680 --> 04:12:15,720
 Oh.

5496
04:12:15,720 --> 04:12:17,720
 So goodnight, Gav.

5497
04:12:17,720 --> 04:12:18,360
 Good night.

5498
04:12:18,360 --> 04:12:22,360
 Take care and remember, if you find a brain, leathernappy,

5499
04:12:22,360 --> 04:12:25,480
 Brian Blesitz, Brian Blesitz might be under your bed.

5500
04:12:25,480 --> 04:12:27,640
 I'm a lie!

5501
04:12:27,640 --> 04:12:28,600
 You lucky things.

5502
04:12:28,600 --> 04:12:30,360
 You lucky things.

5503
04:12:30,360 --> 04:12:32,200
 Take care.

5504
04:12:32,200 --> 04:12:32,680
 Bye-bye.

5505
04:12:32,680 --> 04:12:36,840
 Thank you for listening to the podcast on Haunted Hill.

5506
04:12:36,840 --> 04:12:38,520
 We will be back again real soon.

5507
04:12:38,520 --> 04:12:48,520
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5508
04:12:48,520 --> 04:12:50,520
 [Music]

5509
04:12:50,520 --> 04:12:52,520
 No tears please.

5510
04:12:52,520 --> 04:13:02,520
 [Music]

5511
04:13:02,520 --> 04:13:06,520
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5512
04:13:06,520 --> 04:13:16,520
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5513
04:13:16,520 --> 04:13:26,520
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