Hey, everybody. Welcome to the stuff I never knew, trivia, game show, podcast. I'm
Jeff. I'm your host. We are on the Armstrong neighborhood channel.
I've got three great guests. Let's hear that. Theme
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All right, I've got three great guests joining me tonight. Glenn,
Jeff and dead Air Dennis. Welcome to this
show. And as you know, on this show, we get right into it. We're going
into round one tonight, and we're going to play a very fun game.
I'm going to give you a political figure or a pro
wrestler or both. So I'm going to give you three
initials. You have to tell me, do those initials belong to a
political figure, to a pro wrestler or
both? So here we go. We're going to Glenn first. Oh,
here's an example. For example, if I say,
is that a wrestler or a political figure?
Oh, you got it right. It was a political figure. Nice
work. Let's go to Glenn. Feel like I nailed
it. Glenn HBK.
Is that a pro wrestler or political figure or both?
I'm trying to think Hulk bogan
K. Oh, man, I can't think of either.
I don't know anything about professional wrestling other than Hulk Hogan,
Andre the giant, and I'm going to say it's a political
figure, but I don't know what. One political figure is.
Incorrect. It's the heartbreak kid, Sean Michaels.
Over to Jeff MJF. Is that
a pro wrestler or a political figure?
That is both. Both
is incorrect. It's
Maxwell Jacob Friedman, MJF, the most popular
wrestler. And to
dead air, Dennis RFK. Oh,
RFK is definitely. I think I gave this
away earlier when I was like, I brought mass at tool sits. But that would
be RFK. Would be a politician. You are the only
contestant tonight. I've provided the questions in advance. That is
correct. Robert F. Kennedy is politics. Ec
three to Glenn. That's a Star wars
droid. Is it a political
figure, a wrestler or a droid? I got to
say political. I'm going to assume the three is a
third, so I'm going to say it's a political figure.
Well, I'll give you one third of a point. It's a pro
wrestler. Ethan Carter II.
Not the first time my night's been ruined by Ethan Carter II.
To Jeff RVD. Pro wrestler
or underwear brand.
I know. A dvd. Dvd? Yeah, no
art. I mean, everyone's a wrestler, so I'm going to
go wrestler. Rob Van Dam is
correct. Everyone's a wrestler when they need to know.
You put any one of us in a ring, we're a wrestler now. All right,
Jeff's going to love this question for Dennis. LBJ
is. Oh, my God. I think we're supposed to be clean. I feel like the
last two were going against the clean, keeping it clean.
But that would be politics because that is Lyndon B.
Johnson, whose middle name. Is just the letter B or
both. It is. LBJ is correct.
All right, last one for each of you. I guarantee
Glenn knows this one. He's been thinking about the whole game. Like, why haven't I
seen this one yet? Jyd, is that a political figure
or a wrestler or both?
I'll say wrestler. I'm just throwing darts at this point.
It's the one of the most famous, the junkyard dog.
Let's go to MTG to.
That is a politician. Politician is. Unless magic, the
gathering is.
Or board game. That's correct. The funny thing is, that's the one I
wrote down and write this one. I know you're going to love this one for
this. I'm really concerned if Margie Taylor Green was the
politician. Oh, my God. What is it? Why don't you just write out
Biden? Hey, dead air. Dennis, how
about Biden? What do you think about. I feel like this is
also a band name because isn't there a red blue gold band
out there? Red hot Billy. Billy
Goats. Yeah, red hot Billy goats.
I feel like there's going to be a trick at some point coming where the
obvious one of politics is also going to be a both.
So I'm not going to take that chance yet. I know that's going to be
coming up right now. I'm going to go, oh, it's the last one of the
round.
We'll go with both politics and politics. Politics and politics
is correct. So let's go to that scoreboard. We have
Jeff in second with two, Dennis with three and Glenn with one.
We're going to the second round. All right.
We're putting Glenn in the hot seat. Glenn, welcome to the show. Oh,
thank you. Well, tell us a little bit about what you do out in Jersey
and how can people connect with you if they want to find out more? Sure.
I'm a stand up comedian. If you want to find me online, just look for
at Glenn Tickle on all the social medias that aren't run
by insane billionaires, just regular kind of evil
ones. And I have a new special out called Glenn Tickle against the
World Crime League that is up on my YouTube channel right now. Very good.
I'll put all those links in the show notes. Thanks. Are you
ready for the hot seat? Yeah. All right.
I was. And then the music. Now I'm questioning it if I am
ready. That was like an uno reverse.
Yeah. So each of my guests will get one question from each of these three
categories. 90s television. Name the coffee
company measurements, plus an ice
cold. Name five. When name five is a very generic category, like name
five spices in my spice cabinet or name
five politicians with three letter initials,
it will go. Give me. Put 10 seconds on the clock. You'll be fine. Trust
me. Let's go to that first question. 90s television for Glenn
in the fresh Prince of Bel Air. What is the name of either
will's wealthy aunt or uncle with Aunt Vivian?
Uncle Phil? You got both. I only needed one and I didn't need to hit
the button. Aunt Vivian or Uncle Phil is correct.
Yeah. Our second. This category
I'm confident in. You ready for this one, tv? I'll do that all
day. Good. To the last drop.
What coffee company has that slogan?
Is it Maxwell House? Maxwell House is
correct. All right. How many cups are in a
pint? Look, we need to switch to the metric system.
This is ridiculous. I'll say four, but
not confidently. Four unconfident cups in a pint
is incorrect. It's two cups in a
pint. So your name five. Bonus question. I'll put 10 seconds on the
clock once I read it for you. You have to put five things into this
category. Name five sports
played in the Winter Olympics and go.
Ice hockey, curling,
the biathlon, where they shoot things in ski
long, ski jump, figure
skating. I got four at the buzzer. Four out of
five. Not a bad round, Glenn. We're going to go to
Jeff. Jeff, welcome to the podcast. That was
amazing, Glenn. Glenn forgot to mention his favorite podcast that he's
been on recently. But whatever. It's okay. It was a good one. Do you
know anything about this podcast? I always thought you should have a podcast,
Jeff. Yeah, you should get into it. Give it a shot.
I have a podcast. My latest guest is
Glenn Tickle, who has a YouTube special out, Glenn tickle
against the World crime organization. Check out our conversation. It's
a lot of fun. And check out Glenn's comedy. He's
hilarious. He's really, really funny. Very nice. And if
I wanted to add links under your description in the show notes, where would I
direct people to to come see you? Jeff. The easiest thing is
jeffisfunny.com or Stampede. Social,
which is a revolutionary tool I developed for creators
to help them on Instagram. It's a very impressive
product. I've had a demo of it. At least check it out. If you're not
sure, check it out. Stampede. Social is the web
address, and all those links will be in the show notes. Jeff, are you
ready for the hot seat.
Amviv? Let's see. Is that
correct? The first question tonight, your 90s
television question. What 90s sitcom features Murphy Brown
news anchor played by Candace Bergen?
Murphy Brown is correct.
Aunt Bib would have been my second choice. Folgers in your
cup. The best part of waking up is
blank in your cup. Folgers in your cup.
Correct. Maxwell House. I must have not put the right answer
in. Folgers is correct, but I
mess up sometimes. He makes me do all this work. You wait to see how
much I do in the third round. And our third question,
how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon?
Either 30 or three. Probably three or
33. You're going with three?
Yeah, three is correct. Three
teaspoons and your five point bonus question. 10
seconds on the clock. Name five pieces of clothing
worn in cold weather. And go.
Sweater, hat, scarf,
gloves, long underwear.
Isn't that five? It is five.
You got all five? We would have accepted anything. You could wear a bathing suit.
Yeah. You could just wear whatever you want. How is that fair
to Glenn? When mine, I could have just said, I don't know,
pajmina. And you've been like, yeah. And then Glenn had to be very
specific with winter sports. In an
olympics, just name anything that goes on.
Just name five things around your office. Just whatever. Our last
episode, I had name five fingers. Used to make a turkey
handprint finger. Anyway,
very well played around. Let's go to dead air. Dennis, welcome to the show.
Hello. Welcome to the show that I've already been on for 17 and a half
minutes. Excellent. Thank you for having me. Don't worry. We'll cut about half of
that so far. But, Dennis, welcome to the show. Where are you calling in
from? I am currently calling in from Boston,
Massachusetts, which is where I live, and it is not where I am
from. I don't want people to think that I was born and raised in this
town that is almost as bad as New Jersey. Wow. If you were
ranking the worst, I. Was going to agree with you, but now you're on your
like. Yeah. I also wouldn't want people to think. I'm from
not originally from Baltimore, Maryland, which means my knees are bad from ducking
bullets. My entire life. I speak for Glenn and I. By
the way, if his 90s question is, who was the star of the Drew Carey
show? Glenn and I are walking right out the door.
The were pretty easy so far. Producer, can you change the
third question?
Glenn, tell us a little bit about the Boston scene, what you're doing up there,
and how can we connect with you? I moved here ten years ago. I am
a stand up comedian and actor and a podcaster. I also
host a podcast. Like many other white guys with
too many opinions, I have a podcast called so what do you really do?
Where I interview artists and entertainers about their day jobs, talking about the stuff
that we have to do during the day to support what we want to do
at night. You can find it everywhere. Podcasts are potted and
on the big comedy network. Very nice. I'll put
those links in the show. Note. Denis, are you
ready for the hot? Excuse me. Yes.
All right. Our 90s drew Carey sitcom question.
Who is the star of the Drew Carey show?
I'm genuinely just impressed you got the graphic up that quick. I'm going to say
Dietrich Bader. No, obviously, it's Drew Carey.
Here's the real question. Sometimes word can be funny. On the
nanny who plays the flashy girl from Flushing named
Fran Fine, who ends up working for a Broadway
producer in his upscale Manhattan home.
I'm going to assume that it is the current head of the
SAG after union who is apparently trying to convince people
that she's the one fighting the Android apocalypse. And that would be Fran
Dresser. Fran is correct.
I believe it's Fran Drescher. Glenn and I would like to argue that he actually
said the wrong name. And half of it was in the clue. We'll give two
points to Dennis. Our second clue
tastes as good as it smells. What coffee
brand is actually, I thought. That was the tagline to Jeff's podcast.
Yeah, it should be.
This was the one I was dreading because you know what? I don't drink coffee.
I'm going to have to say
Starbucks. I got no idea. I know. I know how much you guys love when
the answer is in the question. It tasters.
Tasters. Is there no industry Drew Carey doesn't have his dirty little
fingers in? That guy's everywhere. It's tasters choice. Hey, the only
thing he doesn't have his fingers in is spaying and neutering pets. He lets that
up to the professionals and our name. Five
bonus question. 10 seconds on the clock.
Dennis. Wait. Give me a wave.
We have a measurements question coming up. Next, if you have three cups, how
many fluid ounces do you have? That would be
24oz. Wow. 24oz. No hesitation
is correct. I even did the math for you. Eight fluid ounces in a cup
times. 320 fluid ounces in a cup. Which means there's 16oz to
a pint. To an earlier question. Okay. Which is made up of two cups. All
right, we're reviewing. Remember that, okay. It will take away a
point for mansplaining the previous question.
I mansplained three other men.
Whatever. I've lost control of the show already. Our name
five bonus for Dennis. Name five
popular winter holiday songs or girls
and go. There is chestnut roasting on an open
fire. There is the Christmas song. There is jingle bells.
There is O Bethlehem and silent night.
Name five or associate five songs. You got five for
five. Put those points on the board for Dennis. We
have Jeff and Dennis tide with ten, Glenn with seven.
We're going to go to that final round. In this round, it's a
video round. I'm going to play a very vague question.
Who am I? What am I? Where am I? And then I'm going to start
to read a series of three clues. I've asked each of my guests to bring
in their own buzzers, and when you hear the first clue
and you think you know the answer, you can buz in. And if you get
it right, that's worth three points. The second clue is worth two points, and
the last clue is worth one point. Buzz in and get it right. You're going
to earn those points. If you get it wrong, though, we're going to
subtract those points from the total. So let's
go around. Let's hear Jeff's buzer
first. You got the squeaky dog toy to Dennis
and to Glenn, he's got
the kids keyboard. It's a koala
counting computer. Oh, he's got the counting koala. Very
a spin off from the counting crows. Let's go to that first side
project. Our first video
clue tonight. Buzing when you think you know it. What am
I, Uncle
Jeff? Is he cake from back to the future?
For the now, the producer doesn't allow
me to accept pre guesses on the first
clue just because my pictures may not
always match the clues. That was a
freebie. So I am not Uncle Jerry. Border Joey's
cake. But what am I? Irl?
My name comes from the french word cry, meaning
chalk, and ochre meaning earth or
o'cray. What is charcoal? Dennis?
Charcoal is incorrect. That'll
cost you three points. And you'll see on the
right side there's a little timer. Let you know how much time is left on
that clue. Our second clue for two points. The longest one of
me ever produced was 15ft long and 16
inches in diameter.
Oh, I heard. Glenn.
Bird. You're a bird. Am I a bird? I am
not a bird. That'll cost you three points. Is no one impressed? I knew what
the cake was. No. I'm mad that I didn't ring before you.
Yeah. Some of my colors
include magic mint, lemon yellow and mulberry.
Do I get to buz in again? To. What.
Is it? Candles. Candles is
incorrect. And you can buz in. You can keep buzing in if you'd like.
There's no limit to how many times you can buz in. We're looking for
crayons. You're very close on that one. Crayons.
I am very close to the home of Crayola
and I feel like they're going to be mad at me for not getting that
faster. Well, maybe you'll get this one. Where am I?
Where am I? The city and surrounding areas are a
major hub for the tech industry.
Dennis.
Glenn did. Glenn is
Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh is
in. The first picture was Pittsburgh and so was the second.
I don't understand this game. Our
second clue.
Our second clue for two points
is about to play here. My most
iconic landmark was built in 1962 for the
World's fair. This is Glenn.
That's Seattle. Seattle
is correct.
Yeah. The pictures may or may not represent the actual
answer. I believe the correct answer is Seattle, Washington. I'm just looking
for a where. Well, without the comma. That is very different. Which
other Seattle? Something for the world's fair in 1962.
Well, who am I? My origins can be traced back to a christian bishop who
lived in the fourth century in Mira, aka, as I call
it, modern day turkey. I'm losing, so I'm
taking broad swings here. I'm going to say Santa Claus. Santa Claus with the
broad swing is.
A catholic school upbringing, baby. Our fourth
clue. What food item am I? I'm looking for a food
item. The process to make
me dates back over 4000 years.
That was accident. That was not me really ringing in,
wasn't it? Our second
clue. I rely on a mixture of wild yeast and lactic
acid bacteria for fermentation. What
is Dennis? What is bread? Bread?
More specific.
Bread. Could you be more specific? No, I didn't
freeze. I just don't have any more specific answers. All right. A
bagel. A bagel is David's going
to give it to you. I'm going to question this one. It's
sourdough because it doesn't match the last clue. But anyway. No,
but, well, to be fair, we. Have to cut five minutes out anyway, so we'll
be good. I forget the word for it. Sourdough had to get tagged on way
later than the history of bread because for thousands of years, that's just how
they did it. And then when yeast got industrialized, then
we just got this idea of white bread. And then sourdough bread got the
nillogism. Is that what it's called? Where it's like it had to get
tacked on as a descriptive, like acoustic guitar, like
before electric guitars. Those were just guitars. I don't know. Bill
nye.
Glass. Thank you. Anyone could
have said bread. That's like saying stuff that goes in fridges.
Yeah.
We got six more to get through. I'm looking for an american business. Which
american business am I? Okay, six
more. My original name was
Cadabra. My
original name was Cadabra.
I want so many joke answers. I don't want to lose points.
I began in the garage of my owner in
1994, Dennis. Oh,
crap. I was going to say
Apple, but that was long before
1994. So I'm going to go with.
Wait, I'm going to go with
Microsoft. Microsoft, yeah, I think that might be
right. Correct.
Jeff? I was going to say
Microsoft, but since that's wrong, I'm going to say
Amazon. Amazon is
correct. It is Amazon.com. Five
questions remaining. We're going to a
what am I?
Oh, what is a type of person that's not on this show?
In January 2010, I had 43% market
share of what. What
is new comedy special?
By 2013, I had less than 6% and
by 2016, nearly 0% market share
of the market. What is
BlackBerry? Dennis? Swinging for the fences is
correct. See the movie starring Glenn Howard in. It's
very good and you could excel at this show.
We going to question number seven. What american
icon am I? I'm looking for an american myself.
This every morning. My cost is used as an
index, as a semi humorous way to compare purchasing power
parity between different countries.
What? Our second clue for two points. I
was first created in Uniontown, Pennsylvania in
1967.
Hands on your buzzer. Our third clue.
I am two albie patty, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed
bun. I heard dog toy. Big Mac. Big Mac for
a point is
correct. Three
questions remaining. Big Mac, fillet of fish, quarter pound
of french fries. I love how american icon.
Heart disease. Chess. Chess. Well, let's
find out. What board game am I? You can pre guess
now for four points. I was created
in 1903 by Elizabeth Maggie to
Glenn. Monopoly. Monopoly. No joke.
Glenn is correct. Dude, that's
impressive. Originally created as the landlord game.
Two questions remaining. Let's go to that scoreboard real quick because we
have six points remaining. Jeff has 13,
Glenn has ten, and Dennis is still in it
mathematically, if he sweeps the last two. Let's go to
that 9th question. Which
famous sunken boat am I? I'm looking
for a famous sunken boat. I am
not the Titanic.
I'm not the Titanic. It's not the USS Constitution. I will go with
Jeff Edmund Fitzgerald. Let's go to the last
clues. Let's let the clues play out. It is the Edmund
Fitzgerald because I'm not those ships.
And then I actually had the lyrics in there, which would have been fun with
a crew and a good captain. Well seasoned. That's the Ed Memphis
show. I was ready to go. Lusitania. I was waiting. And our
final irrelevant clue of the night says Jeff has the victory.
Who am I? Who am I?
Who am I? Am I that guy? Am I a Big Mac? Would I
do two big macs on one? I was born in
1976 in Sharpsburg,
Pennsylvania.
I'm sure a lot of people were. A lot of people. To this day,
I still talk about the roles my aunt Bean brought to family
functions.
No, our third name is Aunt Bean. Our third clue for one
point. I am literally reading this to you. Who is
our host? That's my friend Jeff. I think I heard Dennis first.
Who is the host? Jeff? That's me. Look at. I even got a quote
that is correct for one point, but it won't change the outcome. It looks
like Jeff is going to walk away with the victory tonight.
A million dollars. We
have time to go around real quick. One last plug.
Promote. We'll start with Dennis. Oh, thank
you so much for having me. You can find everything related to me, to my
comedy, my podcast, and my YouTube show called word of the day with comedians. The
podcast called. So what do you really do? All of that stuff and all the
dates where I'll be performing comedy are all found@deadairdennis.com.
Deadairdennis.com. Deadairdennis.
Deadairdennis.com.
Over to Glenn. You can watch my new comedy special, Glen Tickle against
the World Crime League on YouTube. Or just go to glentickle.com for
links. For everything else that I do like, I put up a cool yo yo
video right before this. I'm very impressed with myself. Very
nice. And we'll put those in the show notes. And the man who always makes
me address him as champion from now on. Jeff
El Hefe, if you don't mind.
He's earned it. I think he's earned it. Jeff
Dawaskin on Instagram. Jeff
Dawaskin show. You can go there. You can see pictures of Glenn
Tickle comment. Hashtag tickle. You'll get a DM with
a link to the episode amp
social. Jeffisfunny.com. That's
it. I do my podcast and talk to famous people.
Whatever. I do it so you don't have to. I take the burden off of
you. I'm talking to famous people. Oh, and Glenn.
And I talk to Glenn. I was going to make that joke, but I didn't
want to interrupt your plug. I'll interrupt with
that theme song. Let's dance our way out of here.
Also, you can hear me in the most recent to Doug loves
movies shouting from the audience. You are right.
That is correct. You are correct.
That is correct. Close.