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We're closing out our first annual Spooky Smuttober with a WORLD PREMIERE EVENT! This week we are covering Till Death Do Us Part by RE Johnson, which is set to release on Halloween! This is by far the darkest book that we have ever covered on the show, but RE managed to turn Katie on LET ME FINISH...to the joys of dark romance.

This is a VERY dark romance book, and we discuss the following trigger warnings in the episode. Please review the "Content Warning" section below before listening.

Book Description

When you find out your new husband has been alive for centuries unaliving people, you should probably run. But I've always identified as the final girl, and I'm looking to woo myself a monster.Getting engaged is a big deal in my family, and I'm only doing it because my dad insisted. Big money has big responsibilities.And, you know, I'm willing to keep up appearances to get them off my back so I can focus on more important things- namely ridding this planet of some scum.The guy's hot, has a huge, spooky mansion, and keeps to himself. So what's the harm in playing along?Trouble is I had no idea when we said "till death do us part," he'd take it so literally.Good thing I'm not your typical bride.

CONTENT WARNING: graphic violence, graphic sex, graphic sexual violence, graphically violent sex, sexual assault, non-consensual sex, dubious consent, blood and gore, Saw-like torture elements, Bluebeard-inspired wife-murder, religious extremism, religious trauma, murder of religious authority, fratricide, matricide, magical uterine ablation for the purposes of sterilization, extreme monster f***ing, BDSM, pain play, knife play, cum/saliva/blood play, tail restraint, tail play, and a very creative monster d*ck.

So...What Are You Into?
Katie: Totally Killer
Carl: Shoresy Season 2

Author's Website
Our Linktree

Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats
www.freemusicarchive.org

Show Notes

We're closing out our first annual Spooky Smuttober with a WORLD PREMIERE EVENT! This week we are covering Till Death Do Us Part by RE Johnson, which is set to release on Halloween! This is by far the darkest book that we have ever covered on the show, but RE managed to turn Katie on LET ME FINISH...to the joys of dark romance.


This is a VERY dark romance book, and we discuss the following trigger warnings in the episode. Please review the "Content Warning" section below before listening.


Book Description

When you find out your new husband has been alive for centuries unaliving people, you should probably run. But I've always identified as the final girl, and I'm looking to woo myself a monster.
Getting engaged is a big deal in my family, and I'm only doing it because my dad insisted. Big money has big responsibilities.
And, you know, I'm willing to keep up appearances to get them off my back so I can focus on more important things- namely ridding this planet of some scum.
The guy's hot, has a huge, spooky mansion, and keeps to himself. So what's the harm in playing along?
Trouble is I had no idea when we said "till death do us part," he'd take it so literally.
Good thing I'm not your typical bride.


CONTENT WARNING: graphic violence, graphic sex, graphic sexual violence, graphically violent sex, sexual assault, non-consensual sex, dubious consent, blood and gore, Saw-like torture elements, Bluebeard-inspired wife-murder, religious extremism, religious trauma, murder of religious authority, fratricide, matricide, magical uterine ablation for the purposes of sterilization, extreme monster f***ing, BDSM, pain play, knife play, cum/saliva/blood play, tail restraint, tail play, and a very creative monster d*ck.

So...What Are You Into?

Katie: Totally Killer

Carl: Shoresy Season 2


Author's Website

Our Linktree


Music: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beats

www.freemusicarchive.org

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Host
Katie Mizell
Host of Cheap Smut. Co-founder of Smutco Industries. Hot and decent.
Producer
Maxx Joy
Producer/husband/co-host of Cheap Smut. Co-founder of Smutco Industries. Heart of a punk, soul of a dancer.

What is Cheap Smut?

Katie and her husband Maxx Joy are Smutco Industries. Together, they create Cheap Smut, a podcast for people who would never let anyone see their Kindle library. Each week, Katie explains the plot of a cheap, smutty book ($4.99 or less) to Maxx, who has little to no idea what the book is about.