[00:00] Lila Grant: Welcome to Buzz, your daily dose of the digital frontier.
[00:04] Lila Grant: I am Layla Grant, and I'm ready to dive into the weirdest corners of the Internet today.
[00:09] Jonah Klein: And I'm Jonah Klein. We've got a wild lineup today, from fake bands with real fans to students who treat sleep like an Olympic sport.
[00:18] Jonah Klein: Let's get into it.
[00:19] Lila Grant: Okay, Jonah. Have you heard of the Velvet Echo?
[00:22] Lila Grant: They're this 1970s psych rock band that's been blowing up on TikTok lately with these grainy, lost media-style clips.
[00:32] Jonah Klein: Wait, let me guess. They don't actually exist, do they?
[00:36] Jonah Klein: Is this the AI ghost musician thing I've been seeing?
[00:39] Lila Grant: Spot on! It's called Lorecore. Creators are using high-end AI music generators to create
[00:46] Lila Grant: entire back catalogs, then using image generators to make fake album covers and candid Polaroids.
[00:54] Lila Grant: People are falling in love with artists who literally never breathed. It's digital taxidermy but for vibes.
[01:01] Jonah Klein: It's wild because it's not just the music, it's the mystery.
[01:06] Jonah Klein: People want to feel like they've discovered something rare.
[01:09] Jonah Klein: But Lila, what happens when these ghost bands start charting?
[01:13] Jonah Klein: Are we going to see a Grammy for Best Performance by a Non-Existent Entity?
[01:18] Lila Grant: Oh, yeah.
[01:19] Lila Grant: Honestly, the way the algorithms are pushing them, I wouldn't be surprised.
[01:23] Lila Grant: But speaking of optimization, let's talk about what's happening in college dorms.
[01:28] Lila Grant: It's not about the parties anymore, Jonah.
[01:30] Jonah Klein: No, it's about sleep maxing.
[01:33] Jonah Klein: I've been tracking this on the lifestyle platforms.
[01:36] Jonah Klein: Instead of buying extra-long twin sheets, Gen Z students are bringing in literal sensory
[01:41] Jonah Klein: deprivation pods and $2,000 circadian sinking light systems.
[01:45] Jonah Klein: They're treating their dorm rooms like elite recovery labs.
[01:48] Lila Grant: That's insane.
[01:50] Lila Grant: I saw a video of a girl who had a smart mattress that vibrates to wake her up during the exact right REM cycle.
[01:58] Lila Grant: Back in my day, we just had a loud alarm and a bad coffee machine.
[02:02] Lila Grant: Why the obsession with sleep now?
[02:05] Jonah Klein: It's the ultimate productivity flex, Leela. In 2026, being burnt out is out. Being perfectly
[02:13] Jonah Klein: rested is the new status symbol. If you aren't tracking your oxygen saturation while you sleep,
[02:19] Lila Grant: are you even a student? It's so intense. But hey, if it helps them focus on the new way we're
[02:27] Lila Grant: watching movies, maybe it's worth it. Did you see the news from the festival circuit?
[02:32] Jonah Klein: For sure, you mean the fact that the big festivals are finally giving in to the 9-16 ratio?
[02:38] Jonah Klein: Vertical Cinema is officially here.
[02:40] Lila Grant: It's true! They just announced a dedicated vertical vision category for next year.
[02:46] Lila Grant: For decades, filmmakers said the tall format was a sin against art.
[02:52] Lila Grant: Now they're calling it the intimate perspective.
[02:55] Lila Grant: It's a total shift in how we frame stories.
[02:57] Jonah Klein: It makes sense. We spend 90% of our digital lives holding our phones vertically.
[03:03] Jonah Klein: I think it was only a matter of time before cinematography caught up to our actual posture.
[03:08] Jonah Klein: It's about meeting the audience where their eyes already are.
[03:12] Lila Grant: True, but I'm still not sure if I want to watch a three-hour epic in portrait mode.
[03:18] Lila Grant: Imagine Dune, but you can only see one sandworm at a time because the screen is so narrow.
[03:23] Jonah Klein: Hey, maybe it'll just be a very, very tall sandworm.
[03:27] Jonah Klein: The point is, the barrier between content and cinema is officially gone.
[03:32] Jonah Klein: The 9-16 format is now high art.
[03:36] Lila Grant: From AI bans to vertical Oscars, the Internet is rewriting the rules again.
[03:42] Lila Grant: Check out buzz.neuralnewscast.com for more.
[03:45] Lila Grant: That's all we've got for today's roundup. I'm Leela Grant.
[03:48] Jonah Klein: And I'm Jonah Klein. Thanks for catching the buzz with us.
[03:51] Jonah Klein: We'll see you tomorrow for more on what's trending.
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