WEBVTT 00:00:10.800 --> 00:00:14.480 Well, I'm looking at you and I'm wondering what you're gonna do. 00:00:15.960 --> 00:00:18.040 Looks like you've got no friends. 00:00:18.440 --> 00:00:20.920 No one will stick with you to the end. 00:00:21.720 --> 00:00:22.440 Thank you. 00:00:26.920 --> 00:00:28.840 Keep them till the end. 00:00:32.160 --> 00:00:42.000 Whether woman or man It makes you feel so good. So good! 00:00:55.060 --> 00:00:58.980 Hello, folks, and welcome to 2019, Beefers. 00:00:58.980 --> 00:01:00.500 This is the Cinema Beef Podcast. 00:01:00.500 --> 00:01:06.660 I am one of your hosts, Gary Hill, with me today, or the wee hours of the morning and the afternoon, where she is. 00:01:06.660 --> 00:01:08.660 It's not Jamie, it's not Suzanne. 00:01:08.660 --> 00:01:09.540 It's not Iris. 00:01:10.820 --> 00:01:15.860 From the Black Annis and the Legion of your Dark podcast, talking about them bigs and littles and shit. 00:01:16.180 --> 00:01:18.100 Misty, how are you doing, girl? 00:01:18.320 --> 00:01:19.280 Good, good. 00:01:19.440 --> 00:01:20.000 I'm doing good. 00:01:20.160 --> 00:01:22.880 I'm in lots of pain today, but I'm making it. 00:01:23.040 --> 00:01:23.920 I'm making it. 00:01:24.240 --> 00:01:28.320 It wasn't as painful as watching the Lawn Mower Man again. 00:01:28.320 --> 00:01:30.880 Thinking about doms and subs and bigs and littles. 00:01:31.240 --> 00:01:31.880 Love it, Dylan. 00:01:32.280 --> 00:01:40.920 Yeah, well, yeah, I mean, when I when I when we canceled the Black Annis horror podcast, um, it was it was because 00:01:41.340 --> 00:01:45.500 Ben, my co-host, and my husband, he just straight up didn't have time. 00:01:45.820 --> 00:01:46.940 He did not have time to do it. 00:01:47.020 --> 00:01:49.900 And carrying it on without a co-host is like, eh. 00:01:50.520 --> 00:01:54.520 You know, I mean, that was like our show, and it just didn't feel right. 00:01:54.600 --> 00:02:00.920 So I was like, okay, well, what type of what are my passions outside of horror? 00:02:01.960 --> 00:02:02.679 Because there's. 00:02:02.939 --> 00:02:06.060 500 bazillion horror movie podcasts these days. 00:02:06.219 --> 00:02:06.780 There's a lot of them. 00:02:07.659 --> 00:02:08.140 So many. 00:02:08.379 --> 00:02:09.739 So I was like, okay, what are my interests? 00:02:10.140 --> 00:02:14.060 What am I passionate about outside of horror that Ben's not really like into? 00:02:14.220 --> 00:02:15.500 And I was like, kinky movies. 00:02:15.739 --> 00:02:16.780 Here we go. 00:02:16.640 --> 00:02:18.640 This one I can do on my own. 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:21.920 So, yeah, started Legion After Dark. 00:02:22.239 --> 00:02:29.840 And we've been on hiatus for ages because, and I'll talk about this on the show; a bunch of changing circumstances, but. 00:02:30.140 --> 00:02:35.180 we should have episodes back out next week, I'm thinking. 00:02:35.500 --> 00:02:43.019 And what's interesting is like the premise to one of the movies me and you are talking about today is really close to 00:02:43.620 --> 00:02:48.740 One of the things that happens in the next movie I'm doing for Legion After Dark, oddly enough. 00:02:49.220 --> 00:02:52.500 They put you in a fancy suit and spin you around in a circle. 00:02:55.380 --> 00:02:55.700 Right. 00:02:56.020 --> 00:03:01.780 Like lawnmower man, he has a monkey that he's testing his shit on. 00:03:01.940 --> 00:03:02.660 Monkey dies. 00:03:03.060 --> 00:03:05.060 We watched the monkey cut, by the way, people. 00:03:05.220 --> 00:03:06.180 We'll get into that later. 00:03:06.340 --> 00:03:09.940 You know, it's just yeah, yeah. 00:03:10.099 --> 00:03:12.900 Monkey dies, so he's like, oh, I'll just use this person. 00:03:13.320 --> 00:03:18.760 And the movie I'm doing for Legion After Dark is the first really awful movie that I've done for the show. 00:03:19.240 --> 00:03:21.080 And it's called The Pet. 00:03:21.240 --> 00:03:22.840 It's not the one everyone's thinking of. 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:25.240 It's from like 2006, I think. 00:03:25.520 --> 00:03:27.360 And that's the premise of his. 00:03:27.520 --> 00:03:28.720 His dog dies. 00:03:28.879 --> 00:03:32.239 So he like, oh, well, I'll just get like a chick to be a dog. 00:03:34.140 --> 00:03:35.180 Oh boy. 00:03:37.420 --> 00:03:39.340 I'll just get like a chick to replace it. 00:03:39.500 --> 00:03:39.739 You know? 00:03:41.180 --> 00:03:44.939 Are you listening to this, uh, GERBC Suzanne? 00:03:44.939 --> 00:03:48.379 I'm not waiting making you watch this movie where the girl becomes a dog, okay? 00:03:49.000 --> 00:03:49.160 Right. 00:03:50.040 --> 00:03:55.720 And not in the cute animated sense, like, wow, this girl's soul has been transformed into the dog. 00:03:56.040 --> 00:04:00.120 No, this is a person that dresses up like a dog and Jay plays like a dog. 00:04:00.120 --> 00:04:00.440 You know? 00:04:01.519 --> 00:04:03.599 Well, I mean, at least she doesn't dress up. 00:04:03.760 --> 00:04:06.159 So I don't have to sit through like her dressing up. 00:04:06.319 --> 00:04:10.319 And again, puppy play is one thing, but the premise of this movie. 00:04:10.820 --> 00:04:16.900 Is like, is so god-awful and so fucked up that you're just like, this is not a cake. 00:04:16.980 --> 00:04:18.260 This is just shit. 00:04:18.859 --> 00:04:22.300 This is just this is just fucking awful. 00:04:22.620 --> 00:04:25.659 You know, it doesn't paint anyone in a good light. 00:04:26.699 --> 00:04:28.460 Let me know when you do a dirty shame. 00:04:28.620 --> 00:04:29.659 Okay, I'll come on that show. 00:04:29.819 --> 00:04:32.379 There's all kinds of fetishes in that movie. 00:04:32.980 --> 00:04:33.780 Oh, I will do. 00:04:33.940 --> 00:04:34.260 Hell yeah. 00:04:34.980 --> 00:04:35.860 I'll add it to the list. 00:04:36.100 --> 00:04:36.660 Yes, indeed. 00:04:37.300 --> 00:04:39.540 That's a John Waters joint there, you know. 00:04:40.340 --> 00:04:45.220 You can't really have a kanky podcast without at least mentioning John Waters at some point. 00:04:45.780 --> 00:04:51.220 In which Tracy Ullman gets a concussion Mild Manner Tracy Ullman gets a concussion. 00:04:51.240 --> 00:04:53.560 And she starts getting all kinds of freaky shit in the town. 00:04:53.720 --> 00:04:58.120 Like, uh I don know, there a scene where she does a filthy hokey pokey dance in an old folk zone. 00:04:58.120 --> 00:05:00.040 It's kinda hilarious. 00:05:00.040 --> 00:05:02.840 That sounds amazing. 00:05:02.920 --> 00:05:03.800 Oh my gosh. 00:05:04.699 --> 00:05:07.580 But today, we'll start this show the same way. 00:05:07.740 --> 00:05:09.500 We already start every show, and I'll ask Misty. 00:05:09.659 --> 00:05:13.740 She says this is a really short list because she's been watching the same thing for like three weeks now. 00:05:14.060 --> 00:05:16.139 Misty, what you've been watching, girl. 00:05:16.220 --> 00:05:18.860 I have well, like I said, I'm in a lot of pain. 00:05:19.100 --> 00:05:20.139 A lot of pain lately. 00:05:20.300 --> 00:05:23.259 I am I tore my meniscus, which is a 00:05:24.520 --> 00:05:28.040 Part of your knee and some tendons around the kneecap. 00:05:28.360 --> 00:05:29.880 And so I've been in agony. 00:05:30.200 --> 00:05:32.200 So all I've been watching. 00:05:32.420 --> 00:05:35.860 While I've been because I can't get up really well, I can't walk around very well. 00:05:36.020 --> 00:05:37.060 So I'm like stuck in bed. 00:05:37.140 --> 00:05:39.700 So all I've been watching is I shouldn't be alive. 00:05:39.780 --> 00:05:40.100 Cause, like, 00:05:40.539 --> 00:05:43.500 I'll be like, I'll feel sorry for myself and be, oh, it hurts so much. 00:05:43.740 --> 00:05:49.259 Then I'll watch I Shouldn Be Alive and be like, well, you know, at least I'm not in the desert eating a raw rattlesnake. 00:05:50.840 --> 00:06:01.240 At least I didn't plane crash into the fucking Andes and like, you know, have to crawl down for eight miles with a broken pelvis or anything, you know. 00:06:01.240 --> 00:06:04.600 Were you watching La Bamba in which Richie Valens was alive at the end of that movie? 00:06:07.560 --> 00:06:14.040 Because there's a part of the movie where he eats snake around a campfire and of course he crashes in a plane. 00:06:14.699 --> 00:06:17.819 This, if you assume, to presuppose that he lived through that, then you know. 00:06:18.300 --> 00:06:21.740 Holy sh you know, I completely forgot that that movie existed. 00:06:22.379 --> 00:06:24.460 And yes, I remember that. 00:06:26.060 --> 00:06:27.419 Oh my god. 00:06:27.980 --> 00:06:29.740 Yeah, so the short list. 00:06:29.900 --> 00:06:38.380 I have just been watching I Shouldn't Be Alive, like running through episodes of I Shouldn't Be Alive to keep me from feeling sorry for myself for having hurt my knee. 00:06:41.860 --> 00:06:45.220 Sometimes to be optimistic, you have to watch other people's misery. 00:06:46.180 --> 00:06:48.180 Sometimes you have to do that, yes. 00:06:50.280 --> 00:06:51.639 What have I been watching lately? 00:06:52.440 --> 00:06:53.720 What have you been watching lately? 00:06:54.039 --> 00:06:54.680 Your stuff, man. 00:06:54.759 --> 00:06:56.120 I've been watching some stuff. 00:06:56.440 --> 00:06:59.800 I watched the replacements for no good reason because it was on. 00:07:00.139 --> 00:07:02.780 on my my fire stick and nowhere else for right now. 00:07:02.940 --> 00:07:04.380 I'm gonna buy it eventually. 00:07:04.699 --> 00:07:08.860 That's a football film I love so much with tons of great character actors in it. 00:07:09.020 --> 00:07:09.259 So 00:07:09.460 --> 00:07:17.379 when your football team sucks and the Bears you really you really literally dropped the ball on that one your kicker fucking blows balls. 00:07:17.460 --> 00:07:22.419 But but anyway, you guys here could have could have kicked the next round and you guys could have lost. 00:07:22.419 --> 00:07:23.460 But instead I watched 00:07:23.740 --> 00:07:35.660 Jon Favreau and Ree Stefans and of course Keanu is Footsteps Falco who lovely gave like like I think he gave like half the salary for Gene Hackman to be in that movie 00:07:35.539 --> 00:07:46.020 And it it it worked out real well because I really love, you know, Gene Hackman in that movie and I'm grateful for Tu Keanu for for doing that action. 00:07:46.240 --> 00:07:46.560 Oh yeah. 00:07:46.880 --> 00:07:47.200 What else? 00:07:47.280 --> 00:07:47.760 Real stuff. 00:07:47.920 --> 00:07:55.920 I I rewatched I I watched Xanadu because I was feeling down because, you know, the holiday boost is over, but the hangover is still very apparent. 00:07:55.740 --> 00:07:58.460 And uh you need stuff like like that. 00:07:58.540 --> 00:08:02.300 And I watched Drop Dead Gorgeous again because that's hilarious. 00:08:02.620 --> 00:08:04.220 And oh my god. 00:08:04.300 --> 00:08:05.340 Oh, there's so much good stuff. 00:08:06.139 --> 00:08:06.540 It was Mr. 00:08:06.620 --> 00:08:14.860 Tolkien's birthday, so I watched the entire extended 10 hours of Lord of the Rings. 00:08:14.860 --> 00:08:15.820 Holy shit. 00:08:15.820 --> 00:08:17.740 Yeah, it's worth it, though, if you love it. 00:08:17.740 --> 00:08:18.380 And I do love it. 00:08:18.540 --> 00:08:18.780 Oh, God, yeah. 00:08:19.139 --> 00:08:23.139 You gotta watch I mean, you gotta watch the extended cut. 00:08:23.220 --> 00:08:26.259 Oh, them other cuts are garbage in comparison. 00:08:26.740 --> 00:08:28.660 Let's just pretend like there's not another cut. 00:08:28.820 --> 00:08:30.740 Oh, yeah, there's just a extended cut. 00:08:32.180 --> 00:08:35.380 Will from the Gentleman's Guide to Midnight Cinema showed his voice the first one. 00:08:35.460 --> 00:08:36.820 I like, Well, did you watch the extended cut? 00:08:36.900 --> 00:08:37.300 He's, No. 00:08:37.460 --> 00:08:39.940 I was, Well, it's like a totally different experience, man. 00:08:40.039 --> 00:08:47.959 you know again post-holiday blues i watched Trancers because trancers is a christmas movie people look it up okay 00:08:48.360 --> 00:08:49.720 Jack Death Rules. 00:08:50.040 --> 00:08:52.200 You guys all suck if you guys don't think so. 00:08:52.440 --> 00:08:53.640 It's uh, yeah. 00:08:54.520 --> 00:08:55.400 Oh, there's stuff. 00:08:55.640 --> 00:08:57.960 Uh, I uh watched Hereditary. 00:08:57.960 --> 00:08:59.160 These are all first time watching. 00:08:59.160 --> 00:09:01.960 I watched Hereditary trying to catch up with 2018. 00:09:02.560 --> 00:09:03.760 Oh, dude, I still haven't watched it. 00:09:04.080 --> 00:09:04.800 I still haven watched. 00:09:05.040 --> 00:09:05.840 Yeah, it's it's good. 00:09:06.080 --> 00:09:10.000 And I don't I don't get when people say, you know, like, yeah, this, that, the other. 00:09:10.160 --> 00:09:19.280 It's one of those films that that for me would have worked a lot better as a family drama without the supernatural shit in there, 'cause there's some real stuff going on in the movie. 00:09:19.280 --> 00:09:23.440 I don't want to give too much away, but the the there's a br brother and sister involved. 00:09:23.459 --> 00:09:27.300 And the sister dies in a horrible accident in the movie near the beginning of the film. 00:09:28.180 --> 00:09:34.180 Th that that in um Tony Collette's own our own psychosis and stuff like that 00:09:34.240 --> 00:09:35.760 Could have made for a good movie by itself. 00:09:35.920 --> 00:09:37.840 They throw a whole bunch of supernatural shit in there. 00:09:37.920 --> 00:09:38.400 They'll throw it. 00:09:38.720 --> 00:09:39.840 It's in the film. 00:09:40.480 --> 00:09:41.280 It's in the film. 00:09:41.360 --> 00:09:42.720 It's implemented in the film. 00:09:42.800 --> 00:09:47.440 But without it, I think it would have worked real fine as a family drama. 00:09:47.540 --> 00:09:51.459 But it it's it's not Willis hates it to death. 00:09:51.779 --> 00:09:53.779 I I think it's a good seven out of ten. 00:09:54.100 --> 00:09:57.300 May maybe an eight out of ten if I watch it again. 00:09:57.840 --> 00:09:58.800 Yeah, I think I will. 00:09:59.280 --> 00:10:04.480 I've read online a lot of people bitching about how the son cries, and they're, oh, it cries like. 00:10:05.240 --> 00:10:08.680 A baby or something, like he's like a little kid, and he's supposed to be a teenager. 00:10:08.760 --> 00:10:11.560 And I'm sitting there going, anybody that says that? 00:10:11.640 --> 00:10:12.200 You never know. 00:10:12.200 --> 00:10:13.960 I have to tell you what happens to the movie is 00:10:14.520 --> 00:10:20.200 He he goes to a party and he ha he's required to bring the the ten year old twelve year old sister along with him. 00:10:20.520 --> 00:10:26.360 The poor girl has a peanut allergy and she eats cake that has a peanut in it or peanuts in it by accident 00:10:26.360 --> 00:10:31.800 So she's going to anaphyleptic shock and she's she's got her head out the window. 00:10:31.800 --> 00:10:32.200 Yeah. 00:10:32.200 --> 00:10:38.360 The guy the kid swerves to miss an animal in the road, and the girl gets her head taken off by a telephone pole. 00:10:38.839 --> 00:10:43.720 I think that's something that everyone ha that well, in the States anyway. 00:10:43.880 --> 00:10:49.160 Like we all grew up hanging our like arms and heads and stuff out the window, and you always had that one relative that was like, Hey 00:10:49.259 --> 00:10:55.660 Cut that out, or you're gonna hit that sign, it'll take your head clean off, it'll take your arm clean off, and it's like, Oh shit, that actually happened. 00:10:55.899 --> 00:10:57.019 It literally happens. 00:10:57.259 --> 00:11:01.899 So, if you do that to somebody, you know, a relative or a sister, whatever, you would 00:11:02.560 --> 00:11:03.920 How would you react to that shit? 00:11:05.760 --> 00:11:06.320 That's my thing. 00:11:06.480 --> 00:11:10.400 When I hear people say that, all I can think is, okay, so you have never actually. 00:11:10.959 --> 00:11:14.959 Full-on had an experience that just broke you. 00:11:15.200 --> 00:11:21.040 Because I don't care how old you are, something bad enough happens, that's how you cry because you just fall apart. 00:11:20.839 --> 00:11:21.000 Yeah. 00:11:22.360 --> 00:11:26.040 It's not like I punched my brother in the arm and he fell out of a tree, hurt himself. 00:11:26.360 --> 00:11:29.560 I mean, this literally took the kid's head off. 00:11:31.440 --> 00:11:33.440 He's like, oh, I don't like the way he cries in the movie. 00:11:33.520 --> 00:11:34.320 I'd be fucking terrible. 00:11:34.480 --> 00:11:35.680 I'd be fucking devastated. 00:11:35.840 --> 00:11:36.400 You know, terrible. 00:11:36.720 --> 00:11:37.360 I would, yeah. 00:11:37.520 --> 00:11:37.920 I would. 00:11:38.300 --> 00:11:39.260 Yeah, absolutely. 00:11:39.340 --> 00:11:42.700 I wouldn I would be but I'd probably end up institutionalized, really. 00:11:43.020 --> 00:11:49.740 I could be I I don't like my sis I like my sister okay, but if I could I could dislike my sister with fire of a thousand sons. 00:11:49.920 --> 00:11:52.720 If something like that happened to me, I'd fucking break down like a madman. 00:11:53.759 --> 00:11:54.959 It's terrible, you know? 00:11:55.279 --> 00:11:55.839 Absolutely. 00:11:56.000 --> 00:11:56.560 Absolutely. 00:11:56.639 --> 00:11:57.440 And that's all I can think. 00:11:57.759 --> 00:11:58.240 You what, though? 00:11:58.399 --> 00:12:00.319 I mean, with any movie or any. 00:12:00.920 --> 00:12:08.920 With any display of emotion in a movie, you get the hordes of internet dickheads going, oh, but you wouldn't react like that. 00:12:09.160 --> 00:12:13.800 It's like, no, maybe you wouldn't because you're a sociopath, but the rest of us normal humans would. 00:12:14.500 --> 00:12:18.420 Speaking of social fast, we'll get to that later when the house meeting happens, people. 00:12:19.540 --> 00:12:20.340 But I watched Tuzz 00:12:20.340 --> 00:12:22.980 I watched Pywack It because I heard it was decent. 00:12:23.040 --> 00:12:24.000 It was okay. 00:12:24.399 --> 00:12:27.200 I wasn't really big on the ending of the movie. 00:12:27.519 --> 00:12:35.600 It was a nice concept of a angsty girl who uses witchcraft, and of course things go awry and she kills people. 00:12:37.199 --> 00:12:47.199 You know, we we should um I'm gonna have to include you in my essay on how these movies that show girls using witchcraft and Ouija boards going horribly awry 00:12:47.360 --> 00:12:48.960 is a product of the patriarchy. 00:12:49.200 --> 00:12:49.920 Yes, indeed. 00:12:53.440 --> 00:12:55.360 You telling me boys can't use a Ouija board? 00:12:55.680 --> 00:12:58.080 Come tell me fuck you, man. 00:12:59.260 --> 00:13:01.980 Boys can use a Ouija board all day long. 00:13:05.100 --> 00:13:06.779 I watched Hellfest because that's a thing. 00:13:07.100 --> 00:13:08.380 I'm just catching up on stuff. 00:13:08.459 --> 00:13:09.100 And this was. 00:13:09.940 --> 00:13:10.660 It was okay. 00:13:10.820 --> 00:13:11.860 It it it was great. 00:13:11.940 --> 00:13:13.940 It was okay for like a theatrical thing. 00:13:14.260 --> 00:13:18.980 I would like to see like an unrated cut come to come to Blu-ray, but it didn't happen. 00:13:19.140 --> 00:13:27.460 'Cause the kills you get, some of them are real good, but some are like a knife to the throat and to the gut and, you know, whatever. 00:13:27.460 --> 00:13:31.140 It's it's in it's mostly in the dark 'cause it takes place inside these 00:13:31.440 --> 00:13:36.640 this massive haunted mazes, like a like carnival type situation. 00:13:36.640 --> 00:13:42.080 Uh the whole time I was watching it though, I would rather be watching the film Funha The Funhouse, the Toby Hooper film. 00:13:42.140 --> 00:13:42.300 Yeah. 00:13:42.540 --> 00:13:47.340 And I I don't like that film much either, so I'm not really the audience for this film, I guess. 00:13:50.380 --> 00:13:56.300 I think that that's that's become a thing with movies these days, is people don't understand that 00:13:56.720 --> 00:13:59.520 Like, and I'm not talking about like just horror movies. 00:13:59.600 --> 00:14:01.120 I'm just movies in general. 00:14:01.360 --> 00:14:07.200 People don't get like that movies have an aimed-at audience, you know? 00:14:07.360 --> 00:14:07.920 Like, all the 00:14:08.640 --> 00:14:10.800 Ghostbusters, all that backlash. 00:14:10.960 --> 00:14:11.760 It's not for you. 00:14:11.920 --> 00:14:12.640 It's for kids. 00:14:12.720 --> 00:14:14.160 It's for a new generation of children. 00:14:14.400 --> 00:14:15.520 What what what the fuck? 00:14:15.680 --> 00:14:16.160 Calm down. 00:14:16.400 --> 00:14:17.120 They don't write that. 00:14:17.280 --> 00:14:20.880 They didn't write that movie just for like 40-year-old dudes. 00:14:23.620 --> 00:14:27.300 I mean, you know, and it's gotten that way with every genre, I think. 00:14:27.460 --> 00:14:28.980 People are just like, no, it sucked. 00:14:29.060 --> 00:14:31.060 And it's like, no, it's not for you. 00:14:31.380 --> 00:14:32.420 Wrong audience. 00:14:35.620 --> 00:14:43.860 I watched Summer 84 because that's one of the big ones that people sucked its dick all day long and I thought that was just okay too. 00:14:43.860 --> 00:14:49.380 It it it plays on that nostalgia boom stuff that like Stranger Things does and 00:14:49.640 --> 00:14:53.480 You know, like, okay. 00:14:53.640 --> 00:14:58.280 It's just if you watch this movie and people say, Oh, the last 20 minutes would blow your mind. 00:14:58.600 --> 00:15:03.480 It didn't really blow my mind because it was so fucking formulaic that it wasn't even funny. 00:15:03.800 --> 00:15:04.040 Yeah. 00:15:05.160 --> 00:15:12.040 They thought the neighbor the neighbor cop was the killer, and then spoilers, the neighbor cop was the killer. 00:15:13.400 --> 00:15:14.520 And then he escapes. 00:15:14.600 --> 00:15:15.400 And guess what? 00:15:15.720 --> 00:15:18.040 Kids are still alive, and he's at large. 00:15:18.360 --> 00:15:19.560 He must be in the house. 00:15:19.720 --> 00:15:20.440 And guess what? 00:15:20.600 --> 00:15:22.120 He's in the house. 00:15:22.220 --> 00:15:23.260 And you know what? 00:15:23.900 --> 00:15:25.660 It didn't blow my mind, people. 00:15:26.540 --> 00:15:27.660 It's just kind of there. 00:15:27.900 --> 00:15:30.140 I'm not going to sit here and blow it. 00:15:30.300 --> 00:15:35.340 I'm just glad people are out there working and getting success with these small films like this. 00:15:35.620 --> 00:15:38.580 Yeah, I'm glad that I'm glad for them. 00:15:38.899 --> 00:15:40.500 I don't have to like it all the way, though. 00:15:40.660 --> 00:15:41.380 It's just kind of there. 00:15:41.540 --> 00:15:44.100 Well, yeah, you can appreciate like. 00:15:44.540 --> 00:15:48.459 That the indie scene is doing what it's doing right now without liking the movie. 00:15:48.779 --> 00:15:53.500 I mean, I really liked, um, God, what was that movie that came out like years ago? 00:15:53.980 --> 00:15:55.820 Um, fuck me. 00:15:56.740 --> 00:15:57.860 It follows. 00:15:57.860 --> 00:16:00.339 I really liked It Follows and It Follows got loads of hate. 00:16:00.339 --> 00:16:03.060 And I was just like, okay, I mean, but still, the point is 00:16:05.060 --> 00:16:11.540 To to be fair, there are parts in that movie where they're throwing electronics at a ghost in a swimming pool, and that's really sticky. 00:16:13.540 --> 00:16:14.660 That was hilarious. 00:16:14.899 --> 00:16:17.060 That was absolutely hilarious. 00:16:18.019 --> 00:16:20.019 Quick, wrap it in barbed wire next. 00:16:20.180 --> 00:16:20.820 What are you going to do? 00:16:22.420 --> 00:16:25.220 Getting possessed is a sexually transmitted disease, apparently. 00:16:26.500 --> 00:16:31.380 Honestly, what I liked the best about that movie had absolutely nothing to do with the plot of the movie. 00:16:31.620 --> 00:16:32.980 I liked that it's set. 00:16:33.320 --> 00:16:41.560 In, like, an alternate dimension earth and never mentions it, never mentions it at all, never says anything about it, doesn't call attention to it. 00:16:41.720 --> 00:16:42.360 I loved that. 00:16:42.600 --> 00:16:43.560 I loved that. 00:16:43.880 --> 00:16:45.800 I like it when movies don't. 00:16:46.120 --> 00:16:47.240 Patronize me. 00:16:47.560 --> 00:16:47.959 You know? 00:16:48.839 --> 00:16:50.279 They don't talk to me like I'm an idiot. 00:16:50.519 --> 00:16:51.959 Remember when they remade the eye? 00:16:52.279 --> 00:16:52.600 And like. 00:16:53.080 --> 00:16:53.800 Briefly, yes. 00:16:53.959 --> 00:16:55.320 Jessica Albert, right? 00:16:56.280 --> 00:17:03.160 I've never been more insulted watching a movie than I was when I watched the i remake and they were spelling it all out for us. 00:17:04.220 --> 00:17:05.339 You know, come on, man. 00:17:05.500 --> 00:17:08.380 We're not fucking we're not two-year-olds. 00:17:08.540 --> 00:17:11.420 We can grasp the concepts that you're throwing at us. 00:17:13.679 --> 00:17:20.079 They don't have a name, just just in the criticisms walking exp exposition, you know. 00:17:20.319 --> 00:17:21.600 What's your name? 00:17:21.760 --> 00:17:25.439 Walking Exposition. 00:17:26.679 --> 00:17:27.480 Oh my gosh. 00:17:27.639 --> 00:17:34.679 See, at least with the with the with the review in the kinky movies, I'm subjected to a bit less of that. 00:17:34.760 --> 00:17:35.399 Oh yeah. 00:17:35.399 --> 00:17:38.039 It's all kind of subjected to a bit less of that. 00:17:38.179 --> 00:17:42.179 It's like he's got it's really simple. 00:17:42.500 --> 00:17:44.580 He's got hairy balls, he's got a hairy twat. 00:17:44.580 --> 00:17:45.380 Let's do it, right? 00:17:45.539 --> 00:17:46.100 You know, come on now. 00:17:47.179 --> 00:17:55.580 I mean, I think because a lot of it it takes place within a community, that if you're a part of that community, you're going to get the references. 00:17:55.659 --> 00:17:58.299 So they don't feel like they're making the movie for their audience. 00:17:58.380 --> 00:17:59.500 They're not expecting 00:17:59.940 --> 00:18:02.580 It's not like what's her fucking face that rose 50 shades. 00:18:02.659 --> 00:18:05.460 They're not expecting housewives to get it. 00:18:05.620 --> 00:18:07.779 They're making it for tanky people. 00:18:07.940 --> 00:18:09.620 So it's like, we don't have to spell it out. 00:18:09.779 --> 00:18:11.860 You already know what this is, you know. 00:18:12.380 --> 00:18:18.140 I just that's not the pet peeve I was talking about when I messaged you about these two movies, though. 00:18:18.700 --> 00:18:22.300 See, I'd imagine, you know, in these kinky type films, though, that 00:18:23.380 --> 00:18:29.940 The people within the film kind of respect each other, whereas in Fifty Shades 00:18:30.519 --> 00:18:35.159 You can tell, like, wow, you can tell these women just really like giant assholes, Mr. 00:18:35.159 --> 00:18:37.559 Gray is not a good man, you know, at all. 00:18:37.559 --> 00:18:37.720 Oh, my God. 00:18:38.360 --> 00:18:46.120 You know, I know you're vanilla, but I highly recommend if you ever oh, well, you can't, you can't really, not anymore. 00:18:46.440 --> 00:18:49.000 But you should have seen Fet Life. 00:18:49.040 --> 00:18:58.160 When the movies came out, the amount of dudes that were trying to make profiles on FetLife, like, oh, yeah, I'm like a 50 shades style of Dom. 00:18:58.160 --> 00:19:00.080 And they were laughed off the site. 00:19:00.080 --> 00:19:01.280 They were laughed out of the events. 00:19:01.320 --> 00:19:05.400 It was just like, no, motherfucker, that is not how this works at all. 00:19:05.960 --> 00:19:09.400 Fucking posers, get the fuck out of here, you know. 00:19:09.820 --> 00:19:10.460 Dude, yeah. 00:19:10.620 --> 00:19:14.300 Like I'm I'm not with gatekeeping except when it comes to Fifty Shades. 00:19:14.380 --> 00:19:15.900 Then I'm all about gatekeeping. 00:19:16.300 --> 00:19:18.060 I was just like, get the fuck out. 00:19:18.940 --> 00:19:23.900 If you want to take me anywhere, take me to one of those fucking weird f uh uh furry conventions. 00:19:23.960 --> 00:19:26.200 I'll just stand there and watch people, see what they do. 00:19:27.560 --> 00:19:36.680 I should be not the next episode, but a couple episodes after, I should be getting a furry on the show. 00:19:37.100 --> 00:19:39.820 to interview and talk about talk about furries. 00:19:39.980 --> 00:19:46.620 Because I feel I feel quite bad for furries because the the large majority of of furry culture 00:19:46.840 --> 00:19:48.520 Is actually really pretty chill. 00:19:48.679 --> 00:19:49.320 It's really cool. 00:19:49.480 --> 00:19:50.760 It's not sexual at all. 00:19:51.000 --> 00:19:57.559 It's not like and it's and then it's just like that two percent of the weirdos that like 00:19:58.200 --> 00:20:04.680 that that want to, you know, fuck in a dog suit and shit that that kind of ruin it for the rest of them. 00:20:04.840 --> 00:20:09.400 So I kinda want to get a hot take from an actual furry on that and be like, you know 00:20:10.620 --> 00:20:11.180 What do you think? 00:20:11.340 --> 00:20:17.660 Like, because obviously, because it's such a small percentage, obviously, furries were a thing before the sex people got there. 00:20:17.980 --> 00:20:18.300 So 00:20:18.640 --> 00:20:27.040 You know, there's like some old school furries that they're going, oh, these little bastards came in, they made it all pornographic, and started drawing dragon dicks on everything. 00:20:30.800 --> 00:20:31.600 Oh man. 00:20:32.160 --> 00:20:33.120 I watched the worst. 00:20:33.360 --> 00:20:34.080 I think the last. 00:20:34.400 --> 00:20:38.640 Well, I watched Arrowhead rewatched Arrowheads yesterday, and that's always a good time. 00:20:38.640 --> 00:20:40.320 I can't ever complain about that movie. 00:20:40.940 --> 00:20:43.980 Steve Boucher just just just lost his wife. 00:20:43.980 --> 00:20:45.340 That's no fun. 00:20:45.420 --> 00:20:46.860 So, god, godspeed, ma'am, you know. 00:20:47.840 --> 00:20:49.919 Dude, you can't go wrong with Bushimi though. 00:20:49.919 --> 00:20:56.240 Like, I would literally watch, you know, an hour of Bushimi just yelling at a wall. 00:20:55.940 --> 00:20:56.179 Yes. 00:20:56.419 --> 00:20:57.380 Just yelling at it. 00:20:57.539 --> 00:20:58.260 Just go for it. 00:20:58.419 --> 00:20:59.380 Kick that wall's ass. 00:20:59.539 --> 00:21:00.740 I would watch that. 00:21:01.700 --> 00:21:04.019 I explained to our mom who who Buscemi. 00:21:04.260 --> 00:21:05.539 I like, You Armageddon, don you? 00:21:05.700 --> 00:21:08.179 She, Yeah, that Rockhound, Ma, you know. 00:21:08.340 --> 00:21:15.460 'Cause she'd seen the article about his wife and the I'd explained to her who Steve Buscemi was, who's been in like a thousand things. 00:21:16.419 --> 00:21:21.700 He's in every him and that other dude that have been in every everything, Justin Long or whatever. 00:21:21.860 --> 00:21:23.779 They've been in like every movie. 00:21:25.040 --> 00:21:26.560 Somewhere in the background they're there. 00:21:26.960 --> 00:21:29.200 Just Justin Long will forever be Brandon St. 00:21:29.360 --> 00:21:34.400 Randy to me because of Zach and Mary Makaporano. 00:21:34.400 --> 00:21:35.120 Forever and ever. 00:21:35.120 --> 00:21:38.080 If ever we have a television, like your best role ever is Brandon St. 00:21:38.160 --> 00:21:38.320 Randy. 00:21:38.400 --> 00:21:39.360 Don't don't deny it, okay? 00:21:39.740 --> 00:21:40.780 It's the best ever. 00:21:41.100 --> 00:21:43.180 I will be your gay Sherpa of the Mountain of Gay 00:21:43.340 --> 00:21:48.300 I'll be your Sherpa of the Mountain of Gayness, he says, you know. 00:21:48.300 --> 00:21:49.980 Quotable as fuck. 00:21:50.460 --> 00:21:51.500 Oh, you know what else is so good? 00:21:51.580 --> 00:21:55.020 I watched You Might Be the Killer, which is a shutter exclusive apparently. 00:21:55.340 --> 00:21:55.660 Oh, yeah? 00:21:55.980 --> 00:22:00.220 Featuring that that stoner guy from Cabin in the Woods and Allison Hannigan. 00:22:00.300 --> 00:22:01.660 Oh, I love him. 00:22:02.140 --> 00:22:11.260 I forget the guy's name, but basically you just take the plot of the mask and except make it make him into a psycho killer, because they're they're gonna open skimp and uh 00:22:11.740 --> 00:22:25.580 He he his family owns the land and of course he he they find this this this mask on in an old graveyard and he to this dumb girl it's always somebody stupid this dumb girl decides like hey put it on your face and he did it and he kills every 00:22:25.800 --> 00:22:27.480