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Speaker 1: Welcome to beardless dick less me.

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Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith and Harley Quinn Smith.

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Speaker 1: All right, so holidays, we're coming up on a major one,

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Speaker 1: uh in your world, like you're a big Halloween e

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Speaker 1: We're like, I fuck, I love it, dude, this is Halloween.

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Speaker 1: Jack Skellington's my god.

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Speaker 2: I do think I said that recently.

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Speaker 1: So I'm very familiar with uh, Halloween, and we'll work

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Speaker 1: up to it and stuff. Trying to build my mic

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Speaker 1: out a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's going on.

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Speaker 1: I'm always fondome with it because about people fucking and

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Speaker 1: tell me it's not close to your face enough. One

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Speaker 1: day I'll get them. I don't want to say anything

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Speaker 1: about the mic because then will Will Wilkins is always

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Speaker 1: like he listens and then he's just like, I've done bad.

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Speaker 1: You've not done bad, Will, No, I'm just fucking just

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Speaker 1: just fucking unsatisfied with the mic. Meant so, I'm kind

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Speaker 1: of setting it up myself. It leans on things, and

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Speaker 1: now I keep adding things where I'm like, oh, this

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Speaker 1: will be a nice like here, let me try this,

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Speaker 1: but now that's too far from my fucking well that's better.

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Speaker 1: Oh my, I guess I should have done all this before. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Halloween coming up and your emo fucking gothas self, of

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Speaker 1: course is like fucking glove Halloween because it's when the

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Speaker 1: darkness rises and when the spirits and smudges and witchcraft

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Speaker 1: and but good witchcraft. But either way it don't matter

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Speaker 1: because bappha met. Yeah, let's go to the top of

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Speaker 1: the calendar and go down the holidays really yeah, and

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Speaker 1: see what you've come to where you stand on.

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Speaker 2: All that Oh my gosh, like passion or ration, but

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Speaker 2: with the holidays.

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Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, fu yeah, alright, fucking dumb and dumb. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: because literally, as I was saying this, in the back

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Speaker 1: of my head, I was like, I did not prepare

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Speaker 1: the love or shove. I forgot the name was passionate

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Speaker 1: around so yes, so this whole fucking show is going

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Speaker 1: to be, oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, passion ration.

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Speaker 1: Bring it and you get to explain each all right.

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Speaker 1: Number one New Year's Eve, which really the end of

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Speaker 1: the year.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, what an interesting question there?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Interesting where I put it? Or interesting?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Would you put it at the beginning or the

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Speaker 2: end of the year? I would put it at the.

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Speaker 1: End, man, I guess, Yeah, you're right, all right, we'll

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Speaker 1: save it to the all right, so then technically leaving

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Speaker 1: off like an Arbor day and presidents and like that,

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Speaker 1: and we like trees not president. I guess February. Then

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Speaker 1: Valentine's Day is the first in the holiday calendar. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, passion or ration?

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Speaker 2: Passion?

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 2: I mean it's it's a sweet day, like obviously, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's a like harm holiday sort of situation very much,

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Speaker 2: but it's also what's to hate?

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Speaker 1: Do you? Did you guys exchange Valentines in class when

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Speaker 1: you were a kid.

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I love that part?

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Speaker 1: Did they? Everyone had to bring one for everybody? Okay?

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Speaker 1: The reason your generation, our generation was traumatized and suffered,

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Speaker 1: so your generation could get an appreciation to participate.

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Speaker 2: So I could run.

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Speaker 1: That they didn't have those rules for us when we

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Speaker 1: were kids. Oh yeah, So you know there were kids

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Speaker 1: that didn't get Valentine's that would bro Some of them

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Speaker 1: grew up to become killers. Some of them grew up

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Speaker 1: to be true villains. I think one of them was

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Speaker 1: Lex Luthor and Bain. Honestly, you want to break a

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Speaker 2: Oh that's really fucked think about it.

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Speaker 3: They made that rule can I can?

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Speaker 1: I do you? Can? I fuck your head? Even more so?

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Speaker 4: No, me no, And that I'm going to.

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Speaker 1: Is why I'm the real life dexter. And I kill

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Speaker 1: people and I wrap them in plastic.

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Speaker 3: She's rapped away. Was kind of wondering, Yeah, like was

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Speaker 3: he what was he doing down there?

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Speaker 2: What does he do at night?

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Speaker 1: Kill people? To make up for the fact that I

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Speaker 1: never got to fuck Valentine one year. I want to

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Speaker 1: say it was fourth grade, but there were no rules

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Speaker 1: back then. And mind you, I had given out a

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Speaker 1: box of Valentine.

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Speaker 2: Stop, I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking.

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Speaker 1: Go, made sure everybody got one, oh my gold. So

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Speaker 1: because of sad ass Charlie Brown, losers like your fat

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Speaker 1: ass dad, that is why your generation the rules are

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Speaker 1: everyone gets up. Otherwise we risk creating another Kevin Smith

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Speaker 1: who wants that. Are you emotionally engaged in the story?

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Speaker 1: Are you upset that I didn't get a Valentine when

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Speaker 1: I was nine years old? Everything worked out? Bro? I here,

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Speaker 1: can I take you back though? Think about this before

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Speaker 1: you contained this, contained this. If I had gotten a

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Speaker 1: Valentine at age nine or maybe two, the butterfly effect

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Speaker 1: is perhaps you're never born. Think about it, the kid

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Speaker 1: who didn't get the valentine would try harder to be

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Speaker 1: liked and all that stuff that made me me and

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Speaker 1: me being me makes you exist in the first place,

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Speaker 1: because I wind up meeting somebody who's like I like

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Speaker 1: all of this. I can work with this.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: So it's a matter of perspective. One could look at

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Speaker 1: it and be like that nine year old Kevin did

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Speaker 1: Smith didn't get a Valentine. I was not the only

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Speaker 1: one in class probably, but you know, let's focus on me,

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Speaker 1: because I believe my motto, you'll it'll be written on

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Speaker 1: my gravestone. Let's focus on me.

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Speaker 2: It was already fucking rough, and.

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Speaker 3: You gave everyone that's what.

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Speaker 1: Broke you liked you poor? Then add to it, mind you,

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Speaker 1: this is fourth grade, This is me at nine. This

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Speaker 1: is missveiling the teachers like the gut on you. Mister Smith.

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Speaker 1: Nine was a bad year man, but survived. I survived it,

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Speaker 1: I you know, and again like my ninth year in

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Speaker 1: terms of something to survive. Imagine the rest of the world. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: their kids who are like bribe to survive. A father

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Speaker 1: punched the ship out, Like what were you surviving? So yeah,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, trauma's trauma. They taught me that in the

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Speaker 1: nut in the booby hatch, and the idea of not

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Speaker 1: minimizing your trauma by being like, you know, well, I

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Speaker 1: wasn't beaten, so I can't think this was bad, you know,

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Speaker 1: being nine, not getting a violent Valentine, being nine, being

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Speaker 1: told you're fat in front of your class. These are

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Speaker 1: traumatic events that they are do their own unpacking, and

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Speaker 1: I have unpacked them, and I'm cool with them now.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm not crying. But I'm like, I really

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Speaker 1: a good one. But I do always think about, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, because I was a beloved child, you know,

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Speaker 1: within my home and whatnot, and in school I was

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Speaker 1: well liked and what not. But what if, you know,

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Speaker 1: that wasn't the case. What if I didn't have love

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Speaker 1: and support? What if that instance of not getting a Valentine,

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Speaker 1: which was rare, you know what I'm saying, It wasn't

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Speaker 1: like every year I was like, oh my god, every

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Speaker 1: year I was like Ralph Wickham.

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Speaker 3: I chew, chew, you chew, cho choose.

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Speaker 1: Me, haunting whatever, poor broken hearted girl quickly erases a

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Speaker 1: name and hands me. But they didn't even do that.

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Speaker 1: So no, but it shapes character, and that character winds

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Speaker 1: up being who you are, and who you are winds

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Speaker 1: up getting you laid, and who you lay winds up

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Speaker 1: getting your kid.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's all part of your story.

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Speaker 1: It really is. Man. So when you say, who don't

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Speaker 1: like moln Time's day May When I go out on

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Speaker 1: February fourteenth every year at night with a fucking pick

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Speaker 1: proms and cut out teenage hearts.

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Speaker 2: I was really only thinking of it from one perspective.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually, you know what, I'm fucking confusing two movies,

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Speaker 1: Valentine and My Bloody Valentine and prom Night, which I

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Speaker 1: believe have both been remade by this point. In the eighties,

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Speaker 1: they were so bad ass. We that's the eighties what

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Speaker 1: you missed, and you're always like the fucking nineties. Man,

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Speaker 1: fuck the nineties. In the eighties we had a horror

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Speaker 1: movie for every.

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Speaker 2: Holiday, Dude, that's pretty fired.

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Speaker 1: Until no Thanksgiving. But then we got one of those

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Speaker 2: Did you see it?

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Speaker 1: I did not, but I saw the trailer when it

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Speaker 1: was part of Grindhouse, but I never saw the finished

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Speaker 1: Was it just called Thanksgiving. But I like that it

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Speaker 1: exists very much. Yeah, I feel CO signed it a

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Speaker 1: thousand times and I will eventually get to watch it

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Speaker 1: because I was at a horror con this weekend. I

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Speaker 1: made poster for Thanksgiving, and the Pilgrim mask was on it,

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Speaker 2: That's what led us to go through the holidays.

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Speaker 3: That's true.

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Speaker 1: So there it was. In short, the eighties were a

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Speaker 1: good time for horror movies, and not all of us

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Speaker 1: got Valentinee. But Valentine's Passion not ration.

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Speaker 2: Well after for you after that story, I'm like.

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Speaker 1: For me, it's ration. I'm the batman of Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 1: No nine year old boy is ever going to feel

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Speaker 1: what I felt on that horrible day.

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Speaker 5: Oh my God, together over yours, you really do couple.

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Speaker 1: All right. So Valentine's Day is.

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Speaker 2: February, uh huh, March Patty's.

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Speaker 1: Day, Saint Patrick's Day a holiday that finds its origins

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Speaker 1: in Catholicism.

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Speaker 3: Saint Patrick's Day.

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Speaker 1: Saint Patrick was a real guy, legendarily drove the snakes

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Speaker 1: but yeah, he's their guy and my middle name. So

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Speaker 1: Saint Patrick's Day has always been big in my world

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Speaker 1: because my mom was always like, oh aren't your day Tiger?

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Speaker 2: Really?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, mamily was always fucking so was the Patrick of

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Speaker 1: it all, because there was no Saint Kevin's Day. If

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Speaker 1: there was, it was celebrated within the church and.

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Speaker 2: That was it birthday.

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Speaker 1: But the Patrick things, she was like, at you, no

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Speaker 1: wonder I wound up as an entertainer, something that had

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Speaker 1: absolutely nothing to do with me. She was just like,

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Speaker 1: it's yours. He celebrated. My mom believed in fucking celebrating

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Speaker 1: oneself or at least others. I don't know how she

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Speaker 1: feels betterrself, but she made me feel like I was valuable,

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Speaker 1: to offer without ever being like a stage mom who's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you should do a thing. Like she didn't believe in

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Speaker 1: But she always made me feel Yeah, that's important. That's

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Speaker 1: A class boy's best friend is his mother? Oh my

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Speaker 1: god mother, no blood, oh godmother, Oh my god. All right,

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Speaker 1: Saint Patrick still uh. In my world, it was always

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Speaker 1: a passion. The older I got though, more of a

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Speaker 1: Freedom country people, This is where you come from. Freedom

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Speaker 1: and ship. This is the Alaska podcasts. Man, you're off

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Speaker 2: Or ration, Wow, it's Cinnamon's Day.

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Speaker 1: But I thought you'd be heartened to hear about that organization.

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Speaker 1: And Easter is a day of buddies.

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Speaker 2: It is her appreciation day. So Easter passion, big passion,

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Speaker 1: For cinnamon unless it gets to Jesus yeah, because that's.

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Speaker 1: is like.

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00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 2: I hated my mother, Well yeah, but just like in general,

440
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 2: you know, sending sending love to the mom.

441
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:40,440
Speaker 1: The word probably like rah, yeah for sure, Oh my god,

442
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 1: you know my stepmother. What a bitch.

443
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 2: I cannot relate. What's so we will be moving on now.

444
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:59,119
Speaker 1: June his Father's Day. I never saw one of those cats.

445
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 1: Every day is this day? So Father's Day historically in

446
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: our world, I've always kind of like given over to

447
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:06,919
Speaker 1: Byron to Pop.

448
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:14,879
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, po deserves appreciation whenever Pap can get here.

449
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:20,120
Speaker 2: He is a hero to us all but no passion.

450
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:24,360
Speaker 1: I loved my father, well I loved your father too,

451
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 1: and I loved mine. But I never feel the the

452
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 1: need to celebrate it. But I do like that it

453
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 1: is a day we could recognize Byron, who is a

454
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,639
Speaker 1: hero of all of ours. So passion, passion, Jesus is

455
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 1: gonna be hard to find a ration for holidays.

456
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:46,439
Speaker 2: There's one coming up next that, right, I really do

457
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 2: not enjoy for the July.

458
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,880
Speaker 1: Oh that's coming up. Wait, that's so that's April, May, June.

459
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:56,959
Speaker 1: Is there anything in June now? Just the end of school? Wow,

460
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,439
Speaker 1: that's a holiday. Indeed, passion rasual.

461
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 2: Look my birthday, passion my birthday, and.

462
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: Like birthday everyday.

463
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,199
Speaker 2: I wish I was like one of the subtle and

464
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 2: humble people who are like, I don't care about my birthday,

465
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 2: but my birthday.

466
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: I'm always just like, well, I guess we could do

467
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:19,120
Speaker 1: a show. It's marketable.

468
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, you always just try to work on your birthday.

469
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,919
Speaker 2: But I'm always like this goes the desert.

470
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 1: You're more like Uncle Don my brother who birthday I share.

471
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 1: I was born on his birthday when he was four

472
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 1: years old. He is like, it's my birthday month like so,

473
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 1: and our birthday is August second, so all long is

474
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 1: to celebrate. True, he's doing it right. So your birthday,

475
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 1: of course, passion. Now we are fourth of July.

476
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 2: I really don't like fourth of July that, oh it's

477
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 2: too loud, won't mean to poppy fireworks and I don't

478
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 2: really like fireworks, and they're they're so scary for wildlife,

479
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 2: and so whenever I like, whenever it's a fireworks holiday,

480
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 2: I'm always.

481
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: Just like thinking of the animals out there.

482
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:12,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so scary. Imagine you having no idea what

483
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 2: it is and it's just all these loud sounds and

484
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:20,120
Speaker 2: then they're like running into ditch, into dangerous situations because

485
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 2: they're scared. Are you yawning?

486
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:26,640
Speaker 1: I was suppressing an I was thinking of this thing. Yeah,

487
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 1: it's not you. I just got up at like five

488
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 1: in the morning, but I was thinking about this thing

489
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:35,640
Speaker 1: that I saw today on Instagram of somebody rescuers.

490
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 3: Fox rescuers were parked.

491
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: In like the woods and mill of knights that they

492
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: had their fucking lights on, and these two fox kits

493
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: came like running out, and the way they came running

494
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 1: out was kind of a door.

495
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 2: So cute.

496
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 1: They are the kind of animals that would have been scared.

497
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: But little baby foxes. That's what my head went to.

498
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 1: When you're like, could you imagine most animals be like,

499
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 1: I think I've got this down now, but a little

500
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: baby fox kid the middle of nowhere.

501
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 2: Like birds like flying, flying the buildings and ship because

502
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 2: they're scared.

503
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 1: Dogs usually go nuts. Ours done, Ours have been historically

504
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: been pretty good. Lucky gets a little although Lucky gets

505
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 1: unsettled when the wind blows the window. Lucky fight the wind.

506
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: Lucky had a girl bite it, if you can so brief.

507
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 1: So Fourth of July? What else? So there's fireworks, that is.

508
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 2: It doesn't bring out my most favorite kind of people.

509
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 3: I would say, is that right?

510
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: Yeah?

511
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,640
Speaker 3: I just don't really do you drinking holiday?

512
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: For sure?

513
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 3: Yeah?

514
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 2: It really is. I've also just I have never had

515
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 2: a good Fourth of July. Every year, I always feel

516
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 2: like a pressure to do something, but I don't. I

517
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 2: don't know what to to do it. When then every

518
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 2: year I'm just I feel very uncomfortable all day.

519
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 3: Just America.

520
00:28:54,680 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 1: It's all about your mother's Jennifer loves Fourth of July.

521
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: If we were here doing passion I ration, she would

522
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: be like, oh, triple passion. She's very patriotic. I truly

523
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 1: her dad and her grandfather served in the military, so

524
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 1: she's very like Fourth of July. Well, yeah, in your camp,

525
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: I'm more of a ration Fourth of July.

526
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 2: Very grateful for all the brave people who have.

527
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 3: Just absolutely throwing that out.

528
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 2: There like she hates it. She's unappreciative.

529
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying she Fourth of July has nothing

530
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: to do with the military. You don't have to worry

531
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 1: about that. But it's yeah, it's I'm not a big

532
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: fireworks person. I'm like, yeah, I get it, ship blows

533
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 1: up in the sky.

534
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't.

535
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not my my on my back. And then

536
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: add the drinking to it. And I like barbecues, but

537
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 1: you don't need to wait for that day to do it.

538
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 2: If I was invited to like some cool vegan barbecue.

539
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 3: But I was.

540
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: Just like your young dad not getting a Valentine at

541
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 1: age nine. You were not invited to some vegan Fourth

542
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: of July barbecue. But I like America very much. I

543
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 1: love America and also fucking like I love the idea

544
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: of Like, hey, America's got a birthday? What a concept?

545
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: Yesterday was the two hundred and forty third birthday of

546
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: Los Angeles.

547
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,720
Speaker 2: Really she's young, Yeah.

548
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 1: She's pretty young, and she got a long asked name,

549
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: real long yes name. But yeah, I'm more of a ration.

550
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 1: Fourth of July kind of guy. August no real holiday

551
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 1: except which I'm more of a ration my birthday kind

552
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: of guy unless I can book a gig.

553
00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 2: I love your birthday.

554
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: I thank my birthday directly leads to your birthday. So

555
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: I don't like your birthday. What happens after September nothing?

556
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like, isn't it like labor day?

557
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 2: Or yeah?

558
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 1: But yeah, I like labor, the idea of the labor

559
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,959
Speaker 1: force and ship. I am doing labor, but I've been

560
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 1: forced to do it.

561
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, No, it was always.

562
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 3: Cool like back to school, let's choose that.

563
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Russian fucking so hard, Russian a good time

564
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 2: in school? Fucking hated school so much?

565
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: Really, now you're twenty five?

566
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 2: Nightmares. I have nightmares frequently about school.

567
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 1: Bro. You weren't fucking carry where they were like, plug

568
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: it up, plug it up, plug it up, and dump

569
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 1: pig's blood on your fucking head.

570
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 2: It's true.

571
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 1: I mean about I ain't taken away in the Olympics. Contest.

572
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 1: Trauma's trauma? What is the what? What do they do?

573
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 2: I just I just felt how.

574
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: Could high school have been? Made it better for you?

575
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 2: I felt like I really did not fit in where

576
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 2: I went to school, an all girls college preparatory school.

577
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: Would you have preferred to go to public school? I

578
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: got roughed up, tough kids.

579
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 2: That's a that's I'm obviously so grateful for the great

580
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 2: education that came with the school I went to. It

581
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 2: was just the people that went yeah, you know they Yeah, did.

582
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 1: They make your life miserable?

583
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 2: I just felt that I just felt very alone.

584
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 3: Did you Yeah?

585
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 2: I felt so long.

586
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 3: And it was weird because my high school experience is completely.

587
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, you fucking thrived in high school. It was not

588
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 2: one of those.

589
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 1: People so much so that I was like, I want

590
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: this to keep going, And I was like, film, that's

591
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: kind of a way.

592
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 3: To keep the party going. Trure, you have a point,

593
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 3: all right, So ration.

594
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 2: And goodbye back to school. Labor Day was awesome because

595
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 2: it was like, who, no.

596
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: School, no Memorial Day. Oh that's the good one in May.

597
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: Other than Mother's Day. Memorial Day kicks off like summer vacation.

598
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, Labor Day is back to school.

599
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah yeah.

600
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 3: So ration that shit, yeah so true.

601
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: For a kid that didn't like school, I was happy.

602
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: I was always happy to go back to school. I

603
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 1: like the social aspect of it, and I also did

604
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 1: like learning, although not at their pace and also not

605
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: some of the things that they wanted to teach me.

606
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I'm not interested in the shit, but

607
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 1: you know what, they gave me useful skills, not just

608
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: the command of the language and basic mathematics, but like,

609
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: I took typing my fucking sophomore year and high school.

610
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 2: And you know, look at you now.

611
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: All I do is fucking type man. But then again,

612
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 1: we all became a nation of typists thanks to like

613
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: texting and sit.

614
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 2: Like that's true.

615
00:33:55,600 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: All right, So we are in October, and that, of course,

616
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 1: is the home of Harley Ween. Tell them how much

617
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: you love Halloween, kiddo.

618
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 2: I love Halloween more than any other day of the year.

619
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 2: Is something about it just really really delights me to

620
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 2: no end. I just love it so much. It's it

621
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 2: was always so trigger. Treating was the best part of childhood,

622
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 2: Like fuck, it was so fun.

623
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,720
Speaker 1: What what what about treating? Dressing up, going to the places,

624
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 1: or the idea of getting something for nothing?

625
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 2: I mean that part two.

626
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 1: But I think I think it has a lot to

627
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 1: do it with something for nothing based on like the

628
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,280
Speaker 1: rest of your life. You know, if somebody's like, here's

629
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:49,359
Speaker 1: a T shirt, like thanks, maybe I just love when

630
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: it comes down.

631
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what it comes down to it.

632
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, you do. You and your mom. One time

633
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: I went to a fucking.

634
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,320
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I know what you're gonna say, because

635
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:00,839
Speaker 2: this was.

636
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: This didn't even affect you personally, and still you haven't

637
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: been believable. So we were at this. I went to

638
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:12,760
Speaker 1: this by myself. I went to this Goop event where

639
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: I spoke about it after my heart attack. So I

640
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: spoke about the heart attack and Jennifer, I think, was

641
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 1: supposed to come with me or somebody else because they

642
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 1: offered me two Goop bags.

643
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 2: And you said you were going to say no to

644
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 2: both of that.

645
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, that's okay, And they're like you

646
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 1: got to take one. Yeah, And so I was like

647
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: all right. And when I got it home, rather than

648
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,280
Speaker 1: being like Sanity, oh, thank you forgetting this and giving

649
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: it to me, instead when I was like, well, they

650
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: offered me too, but I only took the one. I

651
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: have been hearing about it for the better part of

652
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 1: the last six years from not just my wife, but

653
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: from my kid, like, she's right, dad, you know you

654
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 1: shouldn't got goopyess, she's expective.

655
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,280
Speaker 2: A free group.

656
00:35:59,400 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 5: Give back.

657
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 6: Bro.

658
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: You know, it was really swallowing my dignity and pride

659
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 1: to take the one, Like I don't do that. I don't.

660
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 2: Really do you take the free ship when the free

661
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 2: ship comes.

662
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: I'm not that guy, especially if it's not something I'm

663
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 1: going to use. Like you know, I was like, I don't.

664
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,399
Speaker 3: I don't want any of this ship.

665
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 1: I know, believe me going forward. If Goop ever, what

666
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: are you doing?

667
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 6: Wucky?

668
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 2: Come on?

669
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: She found a place where she wanted to be away

670
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 1: from Bertie. I'm sorry Bertie, everyone a while you.

671
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 3: Want to be near me.

672
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 1: Bertie's got the look of a kid who didn't get

673
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: a valance.

674
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 5: I knew you were going to say that you are

675
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,879
Speaker 5: worthy Bertie.

676
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 1: She did look to you and be like.

677
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 2: Am I.

678
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 1: The I I like Halloween and have traditionally, But I

679
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 1: think it's charming that you go as hard for Halloween

680
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: as you do.

681
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 2: And always be fun. Bro, It's so.

682
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: Fun, spooky fun, Bro, Harley Quinn's.

683
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 2: Story, spooky fun is the best kind of fun. A

684
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 2: little bit of cute spooky times. But then also like

685
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 2: like Disney.

686
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: Who wants to have cute spooky times? You're like, uh,

687
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 1: fucking I want to watch Texas Chains, I'll mask You're

688
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 1: like that cute spooky well.

689
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 2: That also and I am gonna go do that?

690
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: Are there.

691
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 2: Cemetery?

692
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 1: Is it a spectrum? Like? I know you are into

693
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: cute spooky times, but like, are you also into like

694
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: bloody splattery butchery times.

695
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 2: As long as it's fictional. Yeah, horror movie, Yeah, I

696
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 2: fucking love it. I I oh, I can't wait to

697
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 2: go back to Horror Nights.

698
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 1: So you did the Horror Nights thing and you were

699
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 1: way into it.

700
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 3: I did, my friend, arek Scary Farms about to start?

701
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 2: I'm really trying to go. I really I can't wait. Actually,

702
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 2: my friend Jillian works at Universal as a tour guide.

703
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 2: So for the employe preview night. She brought me because

704
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:08,399
Speaker 2: I'm insane and have been watching I've been watching speculation

705
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:12,760
Speaker 2: videos about what war Nights was gonna be since June.

706
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 3: Are you serious?

707
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,880
Speaker 2: I love it? I love it so much.

708
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,839
Speaker 1: If you don't follow, I mean you must, even if

709
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 1: you're not, don't live near these two places. I assume

710
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: they do it in Florida right at that Universal.

711
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, And you know what's so fucked up?

712
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: The Universal Parks they do this these haunted horror Nights

713
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 1: or Hollywood Hornet what was it.

714
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 2: Called Halloween harn.

715
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 1: Halloween horn Night, where they you know, outside of the

716
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: park and in the.

717
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 2: Park is not outside inside.

718
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 1: Inside, everything's inside.

719
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 2: It's all inside.

720
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: Nothing on city walk and ship, it's all in the park.

721
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 1: So you pay and you go in and it's all

722
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,879
Speaker 1: like one big fucking spooky haunt imagined type of thing

723
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 1: or something.

724
00:38:52,320 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 2: Really fucking scary mazes, really scary. Discount don't discount it is.

725
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 1: Because really scary.

726
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 2: It's so scary. But they do in Hollywood they do

727
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:10,760
Speaker 2: sounds so weird.

728
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:14,359
Speaker 1: To say, but at the Drugs.

729
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 2: Yes, But in the Universal in Hollywood they bring the

730
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 2: houses into the sound stages, which is still sick.

731
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: Oh that's kind of cool. So you can't go, so

732
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 1: you're you're not just going through like the park itself,

733
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 1: but they actually bring you on too. A sound smart

734
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 1: use of the like oh yeah, Like they'll do it

735
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: until like mid November, even pasting.

736
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 2: It's like November, is that what it is?

737
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 1: But they'll start. When did they start? They started?

738
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 2: No, Horror Nights started in September. September almost two full

739
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 2: months Disney started.

740
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: There's in August the really what that what's there called.

741
00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 2: Ooky Boogie Badge. It's lazy.

742
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 1: And every year there's it's called the Bash.

743
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 2: In California, Adventure in Disneyland, and then in Florida they

744
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,840
Speaker 2: do Mickey's Not So Scary Halloween.

745
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: That's it.

746
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:18,760
Speaker 2: Mickey's Not So Scary Halloween Party is a core ass

747
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:25,879
Speaker 2: memory for me from childhood, A distinct Momily you I I'm.

748
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 1: You mom, and I think you went with Momily and

749
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 1: and I think I don't think I was there.

750
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 2: I think your core childhood memory is Grandma or mamily

751
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 2: giving me a trick or treat bucket before we went.

752
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 2: That was like a pumpkin. Mickey receiving that was a

753
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 2: is a core memory and then standing outside Pirates of

754
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 2: the Caribbean, there was like some photo op and there

755
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 2: is a picture of it somewhere because I saw the

756
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 2: picture and I was like, that's the core memory in

757
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 2: my head?

758
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 1: What we wear? You addresses?

759
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 2: I feel like maybe Cinderella, which is.

760
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 1: I remember those pictures, but.

761
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 2: I think Cinderella. But yeah, that that that really leaves

762
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 2: in my head.

763
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:16,800
Speaker 3: Whnt free forever?

764
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: That's a scare. Halloween. Have you been back as an adult?

765
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 2: No? No, No, I really want to so bad.

766
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: So is it happening now?

767
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's sold out. Hey you couldn't so.

768
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:36,800
Speaker 1: Wait if we go down and see mamily, you could

769
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: go to Mickey's. Not so they do it every day.

770
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 3: I don't think every day.

771
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 2: Probably the weekend.

772
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,919
Speaker 1: There's a chance you could go because Uncle Don he's

773
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,320
Speaker 1: got the hookups. It's not like me. I don't know

774
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: the cup when it comes to theme parks, but he

775
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 1: sure does because you know he's just like you knew

776
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 1: that person at worked to the universal. He's got that

777
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 1: place wired well. So you can relive a core memory

778
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: and ship.

779
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 2: I'll be a fucking christ any Momy will give me

780
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 2: a trick retreat bucket again, Like I need to.

781
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,439
Speaker 1: Hand me. Then was like, what, just do it? Core

782
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 1: memory achieved unlocked. All right, So that's October and you

783
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 1: live following, passion following, I have a passion following.

784
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 3: I certainly don't feel rap really seems like it.

785
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 1: I know, I never dress up. I've never like costumed.

786
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 1: Come on bro, No, no, I won't come on bro.

787
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 1: Why it's weird though that I haven't. You know, like,

788
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: there's some people like Heidi Kloone takes it very seriously.

789
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 2: She really does.

790
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 1: She plans like fucking three years out and.

791
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 2: Ship mad respect. Yeah, when she was a worm did

792
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 2: you see that?

793
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 1: Yes, that was disturbing. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I

794
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 1: should recruit old Schwabach and be like you be Jay

795
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:57,360
Speaker 1: and I'll be silent, but I'm.

796
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 2: Sure she'll be like.

797
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 3: Finally, he asked, November is Thanksgiving?

798
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 2: I mean not a very vegan friendly holiday.

799
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 1: Oh that's right. So passion I ration.

800
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 2: Love being love being thankful and recognizing gratitude, but we

801
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 2: really don't love doing it around a dead fucking carcass.

802
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 3: Good point. Good point, just saying.

803
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 2: It seems pretty fucking hypocritical to be like taking the

804
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 2: day to recognize the people in your life, you're thankful

805
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 2: for anything in your life you're grateful for, and you're

806
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:39,280
Speaker 2: doing it around a dead body seems pretty fucked.

807
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 1: Not everyone sees it as a dead body so much

808
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 1: as a meal, But in respect for your point of

809
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: view and whatnot, I to am a vegan and I

810
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: too used to love I used to love Thanksgiving because

811
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: that's my favorite meal on the planet that turkey and

812
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,399
Speaker 1: mash too. But after going vegan, yeah, there's not much

813
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 1: there for me on Thanksgiving. We do, but but like

814
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: I'm just not, like you know, we're.

815
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 2: All.

816
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,839
Speaker 1: While the kid was growing up, we had Thanksgiving like

817
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: literally four times a week in this house.

818
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,720
Speaker 2: It is also my favorite meal, but the vegan version

819
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 2: hits just as hard for me.

820
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 3: So did you like turkey back in the day, that

821
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 3: was your thing?

822
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 2: I just love like mashed potatoes and gravy and stuff

823
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 2: like mash.

824
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 3: Potatoes, bravy for sure.

825
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've never really gotten turkey down to science.

826
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 3: There's some turkey adjacent things out there.

827
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 1: I do, but mashed potatoes. Man Like Doomies make some

828
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 1: mashed potatoes and brown gravy and that tastes just like

829
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 1: it came from mister steak and my child. It's amazing

830
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:47,839
Speaker 1: you can but ration and then fine, well, no, there's

831
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 1: two more.

832
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 3: Christmas passion.

833
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 1: You're a big Christmas kid.

834
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love Christmas.

835
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 1: I'm not against it, but I'm not like an. I'm

836
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 1: also not like ration, So I guess ultimately I am

837
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: passion on it. But it's it's you know, and yeah more.

838
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 1: Once you grew up, it was like, well, I guess

839
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 1: that's it.

840
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 2: That October through December for.

841
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,720
Speaker 1: Me, the entire holiday corridor, holiday corridor.

842
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 2: I love when it's chilli. I love the holidays that

843
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 2: happened and it's just a good time.

844
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: So Christmas passion, passion, and then finally New Year's Eve.

845
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 2: I it falls a little bit in the same category

846
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 2: as Fourth of July for me.

847
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:46,840
Speaker 1: I I what I did to get away from like

848
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: drinkers and drinking and ship like that drunks, was go

849
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: head first into a place where everyone's drunk. So I

850
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 1: tend to work on New Year's Eve like we you know,

851
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:04,359
Speaker 1: me and Ralph. It's yeah, it's marketable and and that

852
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,280
Speaker 1: was a way for me to engage with the holiday

853
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: in a way I never would personally at home. You know,

854
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 1: I hated going to parties when I was a kid

855
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 1: and it was like mandatory and shit like that. So

856
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 1: as an adult, like you know, I don't want to

857
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: engage in that if I don't want to, I don't

858
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,800
Speaker 1: want to party, but I don't want mind being around people.

859
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: And also once again opportunity, like some people want a

860
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: place to go, and Babylon's like New Year's Babylieve, for

861
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 1: a long time, ten years straight was a place that

862
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:39,320
Speaker 1: they went so as a holiday in and of itself ration,

863
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: but as a working day passion. If I'm working and

864
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 1: work on the last New Year's but I've worked almost

865
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: every New Year's Eve prior.

866
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 3: To the doing a show.

867
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 2: You too love to work on a holiday.

868
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just so orthodox unorthodox, right, Like I always

869
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 1: like to, you know, view as cue. So just like

870
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: what is everyone else doing? I'd like to swim against

871
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: that stream, but not in the shitty kind of like

872
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 1: you know, performance artist kind of.

873
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 3: I'm challenging your notions.

874
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 2: Also, the worth that the work ethic is admirable for sure.

875
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,280
Speaker 1: Thank you. It's true.

876
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:23,799
Speaker 3: It's true.

877
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: It is work at the end of the day.

878
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very admirable. You're like you're doing something productive

879
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 2: when most people are partying. But also I'm always.

880
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 1: Because I don't know how to party. Nobody ever taught me.

881
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 1: I had a child opening that I could fucking change

882
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 1: or make up for all the fucking teenage like haphazard,

883
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 1: you know, party to them that I missed when I

884
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: was a teenager, which I did. I partied, but I

885
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 1: thought i'd fucking get to party with you.

886
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 2: But you you weren't, like, were you really?

887
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like this will be fun, I'll get to

888
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 1: do it all again, and kind of like through her perspective,

889
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:05,359
Speaker 1: but you have different much different you.

890
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 2: Wanted You were looking to party again.

891
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:12,280
Speaker 1: I wanted to ship faced with teenagers. Yeah no, but

892
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 1: I love the energy. I'll be honest with you. I

893
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 1: was driving around someplace where was I was in Jersey

894
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago, and I passed a bunch

895
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:24,879
Speaker 1: of kids like going to clearly going to somebody's house

896
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 1: for a fucking keger or something like that.

897
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 2: You're like.

898
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 1: I was talking to Malcolm and I was like, I

899
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 1: really like feel like and he goes, I dare you,

900
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 1: I dare you to walk into some teenager's fucking keger

901
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 1: and tell them you missed the old days?

902
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 2: Could you imagine to pick you up from me?

903
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 1: Who are you? Like? Is this Kevin smith Man? And

904
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 1: are you familiar with the Clerks movies? I'm sure my

905
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,919
Speaker 1: dad that is to bring them out here.

906
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,760
Speaker 2: It doesn't give you the right to straight up waltz

907
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 2: in the someone's.

908
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 1: Use a license?

909
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 2: Did that to me?

910
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 3: Though?

911
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:11,319
Speaker 1: What do you mean.

912
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 2: Somebody in my neighborhood one time for a party we had?

913
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 2: I guess we do have parties sometimes fu for.

914
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:26,359
Speaker 1: The July and New Year's even parties them at my house.

915
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 1: I like?

916
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 2: Do like parties? I do? I like? I definitely like

917
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 2: New Year's Eve way better than for the July. But

918
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 2: because of the renewal of it all, for the end

919
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:43,359
Speaker 2: of it all, I love that it feels good.

920
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,959
Speaker 1: But who don't like that fucking banger of a song?

921
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 2: Right?

922
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: I will? And the New Year's song? You don't know

923
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 1: that song?

924
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 2: I don't think I am familiar with the.

925
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: New Year's When the fucking balloons drop, when when the

926
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 1: all drops, and then they're like, happy New Year. Oh yeah,

927
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: it's called old lying on. Yeah, that's what makes it

928
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 1: a banger.

929
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 3: It's real emotional and ship it is kind of.

930
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 2: But I feel like going into the New Year's be like, whoa,

931
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 2: it's and this is kind of sad. I guess it

932
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 2: should be like good vibes and instead of.

933
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: In the USA, Yeah for real, ne Rend said, but we.

934
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 2: Need we need to be hype and going to the

935
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:30,879
Speaker 2: next day.

936
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 1: Let's make the new New Year's song by Bobby.

937
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:36,839
Speaker 3: Boot and say, and it's Disney.

938
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 1: All right, Well there it is, fucking holidays passioned and ration.

939
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 2: There it really is.

940
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 1: There's your fucking there's your beardless pickless men. You're like,

941
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,359
Speaker 1: I wonder what they're going to get into this week?

942
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 1: Oh the calendar. Oh we had to watch her cry

943
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 1: about how our father didn't get fucking balancines when he

944
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 1: was nine. Well, oh my god, fucking she really hates Thanksgiving.

945
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,280
Speaker 1: She brought up the word dead carcass eight times.

946
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 2: We're really giving the people what they want that we're

947
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 2: going to get to.

948
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: That was that girl's podcast. Oh my god, I'm your daddy.

949
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 2: No you ask every single week, come on out.

950
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 1: She's my daddy. No, call me daddy so close, call

951
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: her daddy. Yes, within five tries, there you go. I

952
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 1: want to get that call her daddy money We're not

953
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: going to get there by being like shad.

954
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 2: Oh god, what the fuck are we doing seeing the

955
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 2: New Year's song talking about dead Carcass's Fuck?

956
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:45,280
Speaker 1: What do we expect is family podcasting at his post?

957
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: That's another episode a beardless, stickless man. I'm Kevin Smith and.

958
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 2: I'm Harley Quinn Smith.

959
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 1: Tune in next week.

960
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 2: Wait, maybe should people people tweet at you what they.

961
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: Want to hear, what they want to talk about. You

962
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 1: can't like we want How about if they tweet? If

963
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 1: I give him that opportunity and they tweet, why don't

964
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: you guys just both funck the hell off?

965
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 2: The people already on the podcast reviews.

966
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 1: Don't read their reviews. Why would you do that?

967
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 2: Do that fucking ruined my night?

968
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:25,319
Speaker 1: Such a waste of time. Are you having a good time? Yeah,

969
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 1: never look at the fucking review unless the review unless

970
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: they're like, you know, this is the brand new call

971
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 1: her Daddy, Then tell me that's trying to market that.

972
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:36,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh my gosh, you're making so much.

973
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be amazing to make that kind of money

974
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 1: off a fucking podcast? Like how about you have some

975
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 1: guests or talking about something more current than like, gee,

976
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 1: what holiday. You're like the softest fucking NPR about Mickey's

977
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 1: not so scary all the way for making plans to

978
00:52:56,200 --> 00:53:00,840
Speaker 1: go at five fucking Jesus, there's a very small audience

979
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 1: in this podcast.

980
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:09,280
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe someone, Maybe this shit's for someone.

981
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 3: We'll get there, we'll figure it out.

982
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 1: Persistence for beardless stickless ma'am.

983
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 2: Kevin Smith and Marley Quinn Smith have a.

984
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 1: Beardless stickless day. That's that's how we get to the

985
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 1: caller Daddy. Yeah, go have a beardless stickless day. Put

986
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 1: down on a shirt. Speaking of shirts, I know we're done,

987
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: but what is the fucking thing where you sell clothes?

988
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 2: Was so true?

989
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:41,839
Speaker 1: Throw it out there, because we don't make any more

990
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 1: of yours. You gotta augment somehow.

991
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 2: Oh it's on deep Hop.

992
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:49,520
Speaker 1: And how does one get to deep Hop And what

993
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 1: are you selling?

994
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 2: Deepop is an app? And I sell my clothes. I

995
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:57,240
Speaker 2: sell my vintage clothes.

996
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:05,320
Speaker 1: And how so if if somebody wants to wear I

997
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,759
Speaker 1: want to wear her skin, well we're not selling that.

998
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 1: But if you want to wear my.

999
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 2: Fine vintage and thrifting is a huge, huge passion of mine,

1000
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 2: and so I'm just continuing the cycle. And uh, also

1001
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:20,959
Speaker 2: trying to make money on the side.

1002
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: Fifting is a big passion of mine, especially if I

1003
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 1: can make a follow. So where how do they find you?

1004
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:27,839
Speaker 1: On deep Hop?

1005
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 2: It's my name, Harley Quinn Smith.

1006
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 3: It's your name, all right, So there you go.

1007
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 1: If you're listening and you're like, I'd wear this.

1008
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 3: Fucking chicks clothes, You're gonna have a chance.

1009
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 1: To do anything else up there?

1010
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 3: How about it?

1011
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 1: First stop deepop, last stop only fans, not yet, but.

1012
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,880
Speaker 2: My Instagram subscribers, you.

1013
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: Got one of those?

1014
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 3: What is that? Just?

1015
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 1: What's your Instagram? First off? Tell me your Instagram.

1016
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 2: Mine once again, my name is Harley Quinn Smith.

1017
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 1: Is all one word, no gaps or anything like that.

1018
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 2: No, har Oh my god. I was shadow Band even

1019
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 2: though that episode's ton just a quick story. I found

1020
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 2: out I was fucking shadow Band because of a post

1021
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 2: of like a carousel post that included a picture of

1022
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 2: Austin in a parking lot out of Meg the Stallion

1023
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 2: concert with his pants down, and.

1024
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 1: They were like, you can't post disgusting things.

1025
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then I found out it was flagged. And

1026
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 2: so because someone that I had met the other day

1027
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 2: asked for my Instagram and so I went to put

1028
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,799
Speaker 2: it in and my fucking thing would not come up,

1029
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 2: But like other accounts with like pictures of like fan

1030
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 2: accounts came up, and I was like, why are these

1031
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 2: coming up in.

1032
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 1: Teaching? He said you he really fucking did.

1033
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:52,919
Speaker 2: I was like, wait what? And then I found out

1034
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 2: I found this section of Instagram that was really hiding

1035
00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 2: the fact that my ship was flagged and so you

1036
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:01,720
Speaker 2: couldn't look my encounter.

1037
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,280
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry, but I thought it was an inappropriate

1038
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 1: image to the good folks on Instagram, and they did

1039
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 1: what they do.

1040
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 2: I'm going to point out yours.

1041
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 1: What is that? So they can find you with Harley

1042
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:17,759
Speaker 1: Quinn's ben Yes, and they can follow you like an

1043
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 1: Only fans.

1044
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 3: It's like a junior version of Only Junior one.

1045
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 1: And they get extra content and ship. How many followers

1046
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 1: you got?

1047
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 2: All right?

1048
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 1: You know, skip that question. Have any of your followers

1049
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 1: been like, great, where are the tits? You've gotten that already? Yes, Yes,

1050
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 1: this is me and my Penny Cinnamon. Show us your tests,

1051
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 1: show us the tits.

1052
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:48,480
Speaker 2: We got to see a tit here, not cinnamons tits.

1053
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:59,760
Speaker 1: For you, Mom, little steps.

1054
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 2: She feels bad for me, she.

1055
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 1: Does. She's like to try to take the heat off you.

1056
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,240
Speaker 1: She's like, look at these.

1057
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 2: I couldn't provide enough person and then she had to

1058
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 2: step in, so fucking depressing, bro I thought my life

1059
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 2: was gonna be different.

1060
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 1: Sure, you gotta be careful. This is when people turn

1061
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 1: to the needle and ship like that. You're like, can't

1062
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 1: provide for my bunny. She showed her tents on the

1063
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 1: fucking only fans, not even.

1064
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 2: Not even as school as only fans fucking Instean subscribers.

1065
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 1: Man was like five hundred thousand a year doing like

1066
00:57:55,320 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 1: cheesecake shots with your rabbit on only fans, so like

1067
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 1: we want you there, Like, look, we want nudes, but

1068
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 1: if you're not willing to do that, tasteful dudes, when

1069
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 1: you hold the rabbit.

1070
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 2: Over you with my elderly rabbit, I want to bring

1071
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 2: cinnamon into that.

1072
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: They howl rabbit. Most people follow it.

1073
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:20,920
Speaker 2: They don't follow that closely, So it's not for the

1074
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 2: market of my only fans don't know how old cinnamon is.

1075
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 1: It's more like burlesque. So you're naked, but the rabbit

1076
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 1: and the cats cover every fucking part.

1077
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 2: How much did he say?

1078
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 1: Five five hundred thousand dollars a year fucking periodswer, Wait,

1079
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 1: you're gonna get the cat to stay there?

1080
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 2: I'll figure out the fucking physics.

1081
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 1: Call you fucking stay, don't move here go? Are you

1082
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 1: kidding me? No question about it? Bro figured it out,

1083
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 1: figured them out.

1084
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,920
Speaker 2: Maybe not Carl better fucking work for that.

1085
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Which is the biggest Which is the

1086
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 1: biggest animal? That would be cinnamon? Move alright, So he's

1087
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 1: the one you want, funny goods, the one that sounds like.

1088
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:16,680
Speaker 6: Privates step out in front of me, Mommy will see

1089
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 6: your prim did you make Mommy, you've involved me in pornography?

1090
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god, shut up?

1091
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 1: Moved five hundred thousand, Mommy, can I show mine? Look

1092
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:34,320
Speaker 1: at this? Look at this buck.

1093
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 2: It makes me so sad when they're crying, when they're

1094
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 2: crying about it.

1095
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:43,040
Speaker 3: Step for money, Oh my god, so sad I can provide.

1096
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:46,600
Speaker 1: Then you got how many? You got four cats, one rabbit,

1097
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 1: all five of them doing the two steps for money?

1098
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:51,840
Speaker 1: That's pretty solid income, you know, think about it.

1099
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:56,240
Speaker 2: Also, sign they just updated the Country Bear Jamboree at

1100
00:59:56,280 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 2: disney World and the New Bears. I know, just ignore

1101
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:05,240
Speaker 2: that first part. And how fucking murdy it was founding

1102
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 2: exactly like move.

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Speaker 3: They sound like it's actually in the country.

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01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 2: It's actually insane.

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01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, like fucking she was just on the verges, joining

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01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:22,640
Speaker 1: only fans, fucking some semimmunity, and then she started talking

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01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 1: about them Country Bears.

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Speaker 2: Such a fucking loser.

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Speaker 1: Bro. I don't know about loser, but such a loser.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I.

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01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:31,120
Speaker 2: Think about the fucking country bear Jamber.

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01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 1: Twenty five year old. What's young Hollywood up to these days?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what they're adding to the Bears that

1114
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 1: sounds like my cat? I don't know. That's a cool right, yes,

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01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 1: a really depressing note. I don't know. Maybe laugh.

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Speaker 3: There.

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Speaker 1: It is Bears the stick with Me.

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Speaker 3: I'm Kevin Smith, Harley Quinn Smith.

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Speaker 1: Go have a beardless stick with day.

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