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Show Keep King short, but still feels long.

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Fuck ass up!

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This show still fucking sucks Just too many late for us trying to do a show Virtue single in how they're so wow Chip a style sucks This podcast sucks Chip a style sucks

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This job is a fucking suck! Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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And welcome to the 539th episode of Cinema PsyOps. I'm your host, Cort, the guy that's super excited to talk about convoy from Also nineteen seventy eight.

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While I'm doing the notes, I will be joined by a color commentator known as Michael.

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My co-host.

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Oh host that our theme song is like my inner monologue wrote it.

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Yeah. I was just trying to picture how anybody would have complaints about how we've changed over the years and grown as people.

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So uh that's Yeah, sadly enough.

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Enough.

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Yeah. All it took was have we? Yeah, all it took was me playing your clips back at you out of context for you to realize you needed to grow as a person and you eventually did. Yeah.

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No, I don't believe it, but okay.

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I don't think I have, but it's all right.

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I still laugh at dick and fart jokes way too much. So I don't know, man.

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Right.

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Right, but mmatt compared to where you used to be, you've actually grown quite a quite a bit and I'm I'm proud of you and I'm not fucking around.

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Wow, danke.

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Thank you. All right.

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Yeah. I've grown.

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I remember what you were like ten years ago when we started this show and you're a much better person now.

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Yeah. Yeah. Loud, drunk.

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Now I'm loud drunk, but you know, I care more about other people.

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Yeah, that's really all it takes to be a better person. I really do not give two shits as long as you don't hurt somebody else if you're loud and drunk.

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Yeah, exactly. And I I try

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Well, we're talking convoy this week, which may or may not be good to the people, depending upon what your feelings are for convoy. So

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Uh uh

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Uh uh I

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I I don't mind convoy, but you know, there are probably people who might

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It's an odd film in that it is the most hopeful and upbeat Sam Peckin Paul film I've ever watched.

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This is the same guy who gave us like the wild bunch where everyone dies.

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Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's true.

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Liter literally everyone dies in pretty horribly in the wild bunch, and then Sam Peck and Paul goes and does Convoy, which is based on a very popular song named Convoy.

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Which may or may not be what caused this whole entire crazy trucker craze. And then they're just gonna take the plot line of the song and turn it into a movie.

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Which they do.

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And then you throw Chris Christopher in it and you know.

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Fuck.

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Yeah, because if you really, really need charisma, you just put Chris Kristoffeson on screen.

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And just have'em stand there and scowl at you and yeah. It works.

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That'll get the job done. Yeah.

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Yeah. The man like smolders when he brood and he never not broods, so he's always constantly smoldering.

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It's pretty hardcore. Um Chris Christopher's like a like

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What like uh

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A dude. You know what I mean? He's like a dude.

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He's got this thing where he's just like, I'm Mr. Confident in who I am, and this is just who I am, and that's just how I'm gonna be.

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Yeah. And like it's just this weird thing that That self-confidence that he projects just gives that like dude vibe you're talking about, exactly.

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Exactly.

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Yeah, he's he's just he's the dude.

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Sam Elliott.

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Uh th th those are just dudes, man.

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Uh I get what you're trying to say. I I totally do, but I don't know if I fully sincerely believe the way that you're phrasing it.

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But Sam Elliott does have certain machismo

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These guys are just being themselves, even though they feel like they're completely out of place in everything that they're in. Like they unless it's a Western, right? Sam Elliott feels out of place in everything but a Western.

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That's right. But yet he still like everyone still loves him and all the things he feels out of place in.

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Yeah, because he finds a way to fit in with how he feels out of place. It's weird, but Yeah. Yeah. And it I can see where you would say That uh

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that uh you know, we we would have that same kind of thing going on with Chris Christofferson, but he just always projects this like masculine dude vibe kind of thing, sure.

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Yeah. But I mean, yeah, it's still it's it's just good stuff.

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Yeah, again this is the most hopeful and upbeat of any Sam Peck and Paul film I've ever seen.

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We've we have yet to cover uh Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia, which may be my favorite Sam Peck and Paul film.

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Mm. I don't think I've ever seen that. Yeah.

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Yeah. Uh we may have to you know that branching off from the series that we're gonna do? I think I might have to throw Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia in if you're gonna throw in the toy. If we're gonna get that indulgent that you wanna do the toy, then I'm gonna do Bring Me the Head of F Alfredo Garcia.

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No that's not even a problem at all.

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Until you have to watch Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia and you realize how dark and dismal that fucking film is.

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I've got used to dark and dismal in these trying times, so

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Oh yeah, it's gonna feel like a fucking cakewalk after living in twenty twenty six. You're not wrong. You're not wrong at all.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right?

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Right.

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Well, instead of depressing the people with all of the facts about what the horrible life that they're living in the time frame that we are now currently living in, why don't we distract them with talk about the actual movie Convoy from nineteen seventy eight and all the hope that it has to bring and then maybe we'll all feel better about life?

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about life.

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Let's do it.

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All right, so we're gonna take the break here. We're gonna play the Legion Patreon ad and uh a little bit of music that is about the movie convoy and the plot line of the movie convoy, but will not be the song convoy that's featured in the movie convoy.

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Okay. Really? Yeah.

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You said convoy a lot. I I don't know if you've ever even thought about how many times in your life you're gonna say the word convoy in a single sentence, but I bet it wasn't as many as it just turned out to be.

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I have convoyed the word convoy together, so why don't we go ahead and take the break?

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Let's fucking do that.

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Oh, I didn't see it.

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You call me cutting a new show.

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Now Back to the cutting room.

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[Music]

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In the desert heat Where the cactus stands tall, rubber

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Rubber dup roll.

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Up rolls, replying to the call.

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With a jaguar flash and the sun on his face, he dodges the law.

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Keeping up the pace.

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The C B crackles.

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Pigpin is rigged.

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Spider Mike joins, sing along Big A sheriff's on their tail.

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Dirty plays the game, but with laughter and grit, they'll never be the same.

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[Silence]

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Of the road Through the deserts we chase.

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Freedom's love Lost and fell.

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It's been more Baking time.

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Was a tanning squeeze?

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But when trouble brood this flew in the

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blue in the night.

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Rebels on the run finding strength.

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And in stream.

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Strength and the fight.

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[Music]

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I've blonde more the road Miles.

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With the high waving

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And a bag!

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Bye. Smiles.

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How blows up the road

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Okay, so that is not the song that was written that is titled Convoy because we don't have the copyright to be able to play that, but a song that was written about the plot line of the movie Convoy.

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Yeah.

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Which was based on the plot line of the song convoy. Yeah. So just so everybody's got that all squared away and they understand what we're talking about here.

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Yeah. Everyone got that?

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That's it.

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Probably not. Long story short, too late.

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All right, let's get started talking about convoy. Okay, so the movie opens with a sexual harassment version of duel in that a hot lady passes a trucker and then he has to pass her to check her out.

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So she snaps photos of him all flirty like when they happen upon a pig that they accidentally force off of the road.

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So he turns around and causes some dialogue that is our first question.

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First place.

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Son of a bitch.

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Bitch.

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Long buck please? Partner, you got the wrong vehicle. That gal in the XKE passed me doing about 80. Then she slowed down to 40 to comb her hair.

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Yeah.

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Wouldn't let me past her.

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I'm signing you.

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miles over the speed limit and reckless drive. Well that's a hundred dollar fine.

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Surely is.

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Well, hell, it was worth it.

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What was why then?

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That gal in the XKE doesn't have any pants on, man. I took a look down and bingo, there it was.

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There I want one.

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Didn't you hear me?

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She doesn't have any pants on. Look at her.

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She's just waiting there.

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No pennies or anything.

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Nothing.

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Okay.

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I'm gonna let you off with a stern warning. You watch yourself.

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yourself, you hear?

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You here? Yes, sir.

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Uh brinker one nine with a smokey report.

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We got a bear running east on I four oh.

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His twenty's about a mile marker two four three. Anybody out there copy over? Uh tenfold the buddy.

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I surely thank you.

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What's your twenty there, guy? Uh we're eastbound about the same spot where you at, or? Well, the mile over the shoulder? Huh?

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Oh yeah, I got an eyeball on you.

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Same partner, it's a pretty fancy rig you're driving, ain't it?

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Thank you.

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[Silence]

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I got a big ball sitting right behind me.

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All the creature complex, man.

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Hey, love machine, you ain't haulin' go-go girls, are ya?

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Yeah dude, that's just what he's haulin'.

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And the clear.

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And they're closing up my sinuses too.

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I hope you got the way for it to back up there, Catalyp. How about it? Now just simmer down, boy, back around down.

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감사합니다.

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Let's recognize who this is. Come back.

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Negatory, who this is?

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This is the Duck, yo. Bandit.

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It's rubber duck!

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Hey look here, Duck. I heard more stories about you than Jesse James.

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Hello, Mike. I guess you know you're running with a real desperado this time. There ain't nobody more dedicated to the single-minded pursuit of cheap thrills than that old love machine, but it does move.

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Hey Doc, what do you say we change his handle from love machine to pink fin this trip? Come back.

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Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok

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Hey man, I don't care how long it took you, Pigpin. All I know is that the paint is peeling off my cab and my fan don't work, so I'ma have to take the rocking chair. Yeah, yeah.

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Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok

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I'm moving out.

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I'm buying. I'll break a 1-9, breaker 1-9.

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Uh this the cotton mouth to the rubber duck. Roger cotton mouth, I got a copy on you. Uh I'm a 343 need to bear report, come on.

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Well, front door cotton mouth looks like you got me and two others in your rock chair here. Come on.

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I can't for all that stuff to be my pleasure.

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Flash up. Breaker, breaker. The smell is getting intense back here.

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Now who is this? Come on back. This is a handsome love machine over here riding the fastest smack machine this slab ever eyeball. That's all well and good, but from what I hear.

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Bulldogs is pussy. What?

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[Silence]

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Terima kasih.

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I'm gonna grab that alligator head of yours.

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Well you ain't about to get me behind you, Big Ben.

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And with that the pig played by Ernest Borgnine tricks the truckers into speeding it up so he can test out his fancy new radar or some shit.

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Wow, that was felt really ancient looking at it, didn't it?

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Right? Yeah, I was like, Oh my god. That was cutting technology back then.

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And the speed fest of the convoy.

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Kicks in and they realize they are busted in our

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[Silence]

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Damn it.

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Nice day. Screwing it down a bit, weren't you, boys? Jesus, kid.

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Hello, RD. Boys, this is the Papa Bear.

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Been a long time. It's been six years.

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Years.

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Yeah. Six years.

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I should've known that'd be you on the other end of that two-way. What two-way? The C B cottonmouth.

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Couldn't have been me. I ain't got no C B. Besides, I don't believe in police entrapment.

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Come on.

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Son of a bitch.

218
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Billy Well yeah.

219
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Now I could write you up for uh Doing 75?

220
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Just for the sake of agreement.

221
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In old times.

222
00:15:50,063 --> 00:15:53,039
Let's just say you were doing um seventy.

223
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Which could come to about thirty five.

224
00:15:55,056 --> 00:15:57,696
Thirty-five. Plus the insurance goes up another.

225
00:15:57,775 --> 00:15:59,216
It might be just a bit more than that.

226
00:15:59,216 --> 00:16:07,631
than that. For Christ's sake, Lyle, come on. Now if you boys want to take your chances in court, Hell, I got me a real nice jail.

227
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:14,416
I'll impound your rigs all safe and sound, and they'll just sit there. How much is it, Lyle? Fifty.

228
00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:16,847
You rub me basket.

229
00:16:16,912 --> 00:16:22,432
60. It takes it easy. This ain't an auction, man. Who gives a shit? I make more than them anyway.

230
00:16:22,447 --> 00:16:23,888
Well, it wipes me out. I can't even eat.

231
00:16:23,888 --> 00:16:27,727
I'm doing my job, keeping my part of the highway safe.

232
00:16:27,727 --> 00:16:30,587
Yeah, well you keep it safe in a ditch somewhere feeding flies.

233
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70. My ass.

234
00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:32,048
My ass.

235
00:16:32,048 --> 00:16:45,498
Hey, cool it. I can't call many more of them raises, y'all. So let's get out of here before we take something else. Easy come, easy go. Hey Lyle, gonna be one of us pretty soon, you know. How's that? Ain't ya heard the teamsters are gonna be organizing the cop

236
00:16:45,519 --> 00:16:53,327
Not this one. I don't want no part of your damn union. Name my damn union, Lyle. I'm independent, remember? At least we got one thing in common.

237
00:16:53,392 --> 00:16:53,967
Two.

238
00:16:54,000 --> 00:17:06,000
There ain't many of us left. That's something fun loving bay you got there. But how you meet this guy? Uh, we go all the way back, while I'll give him my first ticket, and fully intends to be right in my last.

239
00:17:06,352 --> 00:17:12,592
One kick in the Waivos Ranchero so now to turn him into an omelet.

240
00:17:12,592 --> 00:17:16,790
Hey, y'all think you can stay out of trouble long enough to get something to eat?

241
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:20,160
Yeah yeah, let's go and eat. No, I don't feel like driving right now.

242
00:17:20,174 --> 00:17:22,095
You have to buy me lunch, kick man.

243
00:17:22,095 --> 00:17:25,453
Brain 19 to Raphael's glide in

244
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Raphaels glide in.

245
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ハレハレ

246
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Why is all this stuff on the table? You having a garage sale or something?

247
00:17:32,590 --> 00:17:35,951
I'm just trying to get it all into one bag as I plan to be traveling light.

248
00:17:35,951 --> 00:17:42,703
Oh, she's selling this stuff? No, honey, she's a bird of plumage. She's giving away her feathers. Oh, really?

249
00:17:42,703 --> 00:17:47,023
Tell Violet I'm coming in. Twenty for three dollars and a salad.

250
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[Silence]

251
00:17:49,423 --> 00:17:56,663
Hey Violet, the duck is on his way. Woo! My birthday for you is coming. Uh, there's a ride for you.

252
00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:00,559
Two thousand. I'm sorry, good

253
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He's a lot of trouble.

254
00:18:01,519 --> 00:18:03,920
But that thing out there needs a total rewire.

255
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:04,400
Why?

256
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,839
Here you should have this.

257
00:18:05,839 --> 00:18:08,240
[Silence]

258
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Υπότιτλοι AUTHORWAVE

259
00:18:10,192 --> 00:18:12,112
I wouldn't give this away if I was you. Here you go, Mary.

260
00:18:12,112 --> 00:18:14,031
And we've been taking a hell of a

261
00:18:14,031 --> 00:18:14,511
Beautiful.

262
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,251
Oh sure you are.

263
00:18:16,336 --> 00:18:17,296
Hey look, it goes with the shoe.

264
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:19,215
Don't you want to see my ID, my driver's license?

265
00:18:19,215 --> 00:18:20,635
Ever's license and I don't know.

266
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[Silence]

267
00:18:22,672 --> 00:18:24,592
Okay, we're down to this. Who wants it?

268
00:18:24,592 --> 00:18:26,031
I'll take it. How much?

269
00:18:26,576 --> 00:18:29,647
Five dollars. Ten. Fifteen.

270
00:18:29,647 --> 00:18:32,048
Are you kidding? Fight over it.

271
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:35,288
How's it, Jack?

272
00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:36,079
Fine.

273
00:18:36,079 --> 00:18:37,039
Fill her up, will you?

274
00:18:37,039 --> 00:18:47,119
I heard that this won't fit you. You know that red thing you wanted? That looked much better on it than this will. No man, this is smaller. Well, that's a stun.

275
00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:47,599
Okay, well, yeah.

276
00:18:47,599 --> 00:18:50,490
It gotta be a you know, something.

277
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Can I help ya?

278
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[Music]

279
00:19:02,511 --> 00:19:03,471
Did you miss me?

280
00:19:03,471 --> 00:19:07,791
Good, good. Oh Shh Take it someplace else, you know.

281
00:19:07,791 --> 00:19:09,231
See what you made me do?

282
00:19:10,256 --> 00:19:11,695
How's my black widow?

283
00:19:11,695 --> 00:19:14,365
Oh, I'm still a widow, honey, but I cannot complain.

284
00:19:15,056 --> 00:19:16,016
What's going on here?

285
00:19:16,016 --> 00:19:18,105
Oh, Melissa, this is the duck.

286
00:19:18,192 --> 00:19:19,311
She needs a ride.

287
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,711
What happened to XKE?

288
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,119
I sold it.

289
00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:24,559
How do you two know each other?

290
00:19:24,559 --> 00:19:26,400
This is the guy I told you about.

291
00:19:26,448 --> 00:19:29,327
The one that told the cop that I was new driving?

292
00:19:30,288 --> 00:19:31,248
You getcha?

293
00:19:31,248 --> 00:19:32,208
Thank you.

294
00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:38,448
Well after his proposition, I send him to the motel of his choice where I think he's probably still waiting for me.

295
00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:40,847
Yeah.

296
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:41,337
Give her a.

297
00:19:41,359 --> 00:19:43,680
Yeah. Do you want to?

298
00:19:43,855 --> 00:19:44,559
Maybe?

299
00:19:45,647 --> 00:19:48,048
Come on, honey, I got a little birthday surprise for you.

300
00:19:48,048 --> 00:19:50,960
I bet you do. Don't you leave without me.

301
00:19:51,311 --> 00:19:52,559
You ain't mad at me, are you?

302
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:53,551
Me manager.

303
00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:55,951
Watch how I handle this.

304
00:19:56,432 --> 00:19:57,968
Come on. That's my ride.

305
00:19:58,288 --> 00:19:59,536
That's it, honey.

306
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:04,240
Come on, baby, don't be like that. Ski You know my heart belongs to you, Violet.

307
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,160
Oh yeah, sure, for about one hot second.

308
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,990
Second. Hey, well it's not my fault, is it now?

309
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,567
When you gonna get rid of that sorry old man of yours?

310
00:20:11,567 --> 00:20:14,448
He's not so sorry, he's just had a little hard luck, then.

311
00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:17,248
Yeah, no, I'm looking at the very worst part of it, ain't I?

312
00:20:17,743 --> 00:20:19,663
[Silence]

313
00:20:19,663 --> 00:20:22,544
No, uh-uh. Miss, his name is Pig Pen.

314
00:20:22,544 --> 00:20:23,983
That's temporary.

315
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,279
No, you just wait right there. I'll let you know when you can come in.

316
00:20:27,279 --> 00:20:30,269
He looking for a ride, a nice lady like you.

317
00:20:30,415 --> 00:20:32,816
She already has one with the duck.

318
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,336
Thank you anyway.

319
00:20:35,599 --> 00:20:36,079
I'll take you back soon.

320
00:20:36,079 --> 00:20:38,000
Oh pig.

321
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:44,240
Oh, Pig Pen, uh, excuse me, love machine. Just, it's his birthday, honey. Give him a break.

322
00:20:44,847 --> 00:20:46,288
Come on, let's go have that salad.

323
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,240
Thank you.

324
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,200
Yeah.

325
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:54,589
Yes, obvious man, it's obvious. Okay, it's ready. You can come in now.

326
00:20:54,832 --> 00:20:56,847
Help me unwrap the present.

327
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,223
What am I supposed to do?

328
00:20:59,632 --> 00:21:03,471
Hey Pigpin, look outside man. What do you think that fat slob is up to?

329
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,402
Two tricking plates, I imagine.

330
00:21:05,488 --> 00:21:08,367
Oh, come and watch what I do here. Come here, we'll do something.

331
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,288
Oh man, I'm always game for some fun.

332
00:21:10,288 --> 00:21:11,248
What is he doing?

333
00:21:11,248 --> 00:21:12,688
Like a mess for the cop.

334
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,152
How'd you know it was my birthday anyway?

335
00:21:15,279 --> 00:21:16,720
I know a lot of things about you.

336
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,410
Break uh can you hear me? Anybody over?

337
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,248
Yeah, I hear you.

338
00:21:23,503 --> 00:21:26,319
There's a cop's bruising a lot, check your plates.

339
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,079
You know how to embarrass?

340
00:21:28,367 --> 00:21:29,519
This dirty liar.

341
00:21:32,496 --> 00:21:37,726
Hey man, boulder belly isn't heavy, boulder belly is fat, there's a big difference.

342
00:21:37,743 --> 00:21:42,544
watch when he gets out of the car and he starts dancing around like a beach ball Turkey face.

343
00:21:42,544 --> 00:21:44,463
He bounces like a quasi beaver.

344
00:21:44,463 --> 00:21:45,423
Beaver.

345
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,087
Damn, you know, I should have known.

346
00:21:49,135 --> 00:21:55,855
That's probably why he stoops so low to get cash. He's saving it for one little sex operation.

347
00:21:55,855 --> 00:21:58,256
Glad to help and very nice talking to you, good buddy.

348
00:21:58,256 --> 00:21:59,215
My pleasure.

349
00:21:59,215 --> 00:22:00,175
Over and out of the way.

350
00:22:00,175 --> 00:22:10,415
With that, we see Ernest Borgnine's pig park and wander into the joke and puke and attempt to menace everyone after the truckers talk shit at him all over the CB.

351
00:22:10,544 --> 00:22:12,271
They know he is monitoring.

352
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:18,559
The bandana wearing lady tries to warn the duck about this in our third clip.

353
00:22:18,576 --> 00:22:20,271
Duck. Where's the duck?

354
00:22:24,624 --> 00:22:25,104
Nile in here, man.

355
00:22:25,104 --> 00:22:25,663
Amen.

356
00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:29,231
And he's got pain written all over his face.

357
00:22:29,776 --> 00:22:33,807
K 10. How much cash you got in your pocket?

358
00:22:34,031 --> 00:22:35,599
İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.

359
00:22:35,728 --> 00:22:38,703
I don't know what you're doing, man, but you better get your ass in here right now.

360
00:22:39,215 --> 00:22:41,135
Hey baby, I'm sorry.

361
00:22:41,296 --> 00:22:42,256
I gotta go.

362
00:22:43,311 --> 00:22:44,496
How are you fixed?

363
00:22:45,167 --> 00:22:45,935
Salam.

364
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:46,991
Bitch.

365
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:47,471
I am but I don't have nothing

366
00:22:47,471 --> 00:22:48,251
I don't have nothing.

367
00:22:50,895 --> 00:22:53,167
Well in that case then young fella.

368
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:58,000
I'm just gonna have to arrest you for vagrancy. Stand up and lean against that counter.

369
00:22:58,352 --> 00:23:00,751
I said stand up! You heard me!

370
00:23:01,488 --> 00:23:03,951
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Thanks, friends.

371
00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:13,135
Y'all sure know how to mess up a birthday party, man. Well, it's late now, so let's just be getting out of here. Dark. Go get your things, eh? I'm so sorry about that. Oh, that's.

372
00:23:13,135 --> 00:23:14,096
Hold that.

373
00:23:15,056 --> 00:23:17,756
Hey, come on man. They ain't breaking no law.

374
00:23:17,839 --> 00:23:18,319
What's the matter to me?

375
00:23:18,319 --> 00:23:20,059
Your boy here.

376
00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:21,872
It's going crazy, man.

377
00:23:22,544 --> 00:23:25,743
He's trying to bust me on some bullshit vacancy charging.

378
00:23:26,064 --> 00:23:28,463
And I'm not going to no goddamn jail.

379
00:23:29,903 --> 00:23:31,728
Old lady's having a baby, man.

380
00:23:32,016 --> 00:23:33,200
I gotta get home.

381
00:23:33,776 --> 00:23:37,135
It's the truth, Lyle. She's over nine months gone, man. She's about to drop.

382
00:23:37,135 --> 00:23:37,855
Yeah.

383
00:23:38,223 --> 00:23:40,304
Anybody know who the father is?

384
00:23:40,304 --> 00:23:42,736
[Silence]

385
00:23:43,536 --> 00:23:44,496
Get over there.

386
00:23:47,215 --> 00:23:48,175
You catch his ass!

387
00:23:49,135 --> 00:23:52,016
Let me go! I don't have to take that! Fuck you!

388
00:23:53,455 --> 00:23:55,546
[Silence]

389
00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:57,296
Damn it.

390
00:23:57,711 --> 00:23:59,375
Well, you blew Arizona.

391
00:24:00,496 --> 00:24:02,064
Y'all better get to your trucks.

392
00:24:02,096 --> 00:24:02,576
There you two.

393
00:24:02,576 --> 00:24:03,455
You too.

394
00:24:03,536 --> 00:24:04,208
Yeah.

395
00:24:04,592 --> 00:24:06,511
All right, freeze! Well, we got real trouble now.

396
00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:07,832
Yeah.

397
00:24:07,983 --> 00:24:08,784
Stand aside.

398
00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:09,327
I waited for you.

399
00:24:09,327 --> 00:24:10,238
for you.

400
00:24:10,319 --> 00:24:11,759
My car broke down. Excuse me.

401
00:24:11,759 --> 00:24:12,240
Excuse me, please.

402
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,680
Get back

403
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:14,880
Hey.

404
00:24:18,352 --> 00:24:19,791
Hey!

405
00:24:21,423 --> 00:24:22,384
Wait!

406
00:24:23,887 --> 00:24:32,688
This starts a free-for-all to beat up pig's fist fight, and every time a cop gets slugged, I just had to smile a little more or a little bit wider.

407
00:24:32,784 --> 00:24:37,519
Every time a pig gets punched you fucking do a shot because life's good.

408
00:24:37,743 --> 00:24:40,624
Actually if you do this in that scene you will get fucked and you won't finish the film.

409
00:24:40,624 --> 00:24:41,104
the film.

410
00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:51,183
Yeah, no, yeah, but it's still it's it's like making a drinking game out of the movie Twister where every time they say Twister Tornado or you see one, you take a drink. I've done that and it's dumb.

411
00:24:51,183 --> 00:24:51,663
Dumb.

412
00:24:51,663 --> 00:24:52,634
Ha ha ha.

413
00:24:52,655 --> 00:25:01,903
All right, the fist fight itself is old school Western bar brawl style action, just like we had in last week's film, but it's still fun as shit to watch and was actually really well done.

414
00:25:01,903 --> 00:25:03,163
Well done.

415
00:25:03,279 --> 00:25:07,119
Lots of people smashing through tables and glass display cases and everything.

416
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:13,049
What what I tell you w I said this uh when I did my movie

417
00:25:13,327 --> 00:25:22,000
Uh, you wanna me to get involved or get in love uh fall in love with your movie? Give me a good old fashioned trucker bar fight. You're gonna we're gonna have a good time.

418
00:25:22,096 --> 00:25:23,536
Everything's gonna be great.

419
00:25:23,536 --> 00:25:29,816
It is one hell of a slobber knocker fight. It takes some effort and the complete and utter destruction.

420
00:25:30,064 --> 00:25:41,680
Of the choke and puke. It's really, really well done. Like it just completely destroys everything. But the truckers kick the fuck out of the pigs and then proceed to smash up the police cars.

421
00:25:41,839 --> 00:25:54,799
But then Rubber Duck explains they would be better off destroying the wires and pulling them out of the vehicle than smashing the windscreen would be. So the truckers decide to go and do that, including Polly from Rocky movies.

422
00:25:55,279 --> 00:25:56,240
Paul e.

423
00:25:56,751 --> 00:26:07,791
But as soon as they actually take their hint from him and he starts directing them the right way to like just fuck over the law. I'm loving this movie just at this point so far. I'm really having a great time.

424
00:26:07,791 --> 00:26:08,352
Yeah.

425
00:26:08,592 --> 00:26:13,392
He was also the bodyguard chauffeur Ruddy Dangerfield, right? And back to school.

426
00:26:13,392 --> 00:26:19,152
Yeah, who was also named Polly, who uh he doesn't get mad, he just gets upset and then Polly gets mad or whatever I guess.

427
00:26:19,152 --> 00:26:23,471
Yeah. I get upset. When I get upset, Polly gets mad.

428
00:26:24,655 --> 00:26:37,071
All right, so Duck states that he is heading for the state line after this and the rest of the rowdy as fuck truckers also decide to do just that. So they grab handfuls of wires from the cars and dart off for their trucks.

429
00:26:37,231 --> 00:26:45,327
Duck says goodbye to the very sad waitress who wanted her body to be his birthday gift as he and Allie McGraw's character.

430
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:49,200
Mount up in the truck and the waitress runs off in tears.

431
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:56,220
The convoy tools up and heads out, leaving the cops chained up behind them in our fourth.

432
00:26:58,319 --> 00:27:00,592
But you've got me silly and bang I've got!

433
00:27:00,976 --> 00:27:02,319
Get you out on the road.

434
00:27:02,703 --> 00:27:03,632
Here it is.

435
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:04,880
Here it is. We're bringing

436
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:10,544
कर दो कर दो कर दो कर दो Well where the hell are you been?

437
00:27:10,799 --> 00:27:12,688
COMEON!HELP ME GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!

438
00:27:13,104 --> 00:27:14,960
See if you can get a hex or anything!

439
00:27:15,632 --> 00:27:18,991
I got it a nail file.

440
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,296
I need a bottom!

441
00:27:21,584 --> 00:27:23,759
Well you know what you can do with your nail file!

442
00:27:25,807 --> 00:27:27,471
Wait, wait!

443
00:27:27,728 --> 00:27:28,304
Wait!

444
00:27:32,688 --> 00:27:33,872
Talk to you later.

445
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:34,960
Okay.

446
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:41,872
[Silence]

447
00:27:43,791 --> 00:27:45,519
Anyone of you jerks got a car?

448
00:27:45,647 --> 00:27:46,640
You got any keys?

449
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:48,912
Don't just stand there! Come on, will ya?

450
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:49,776
HEY!

451
00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:51,423
Hey!

452
00:27:54,031 --> 00:27:55,471
Hey, I need your car!

453
00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,087
I'm coming here in your car!

454
00:27:59,183 --> 00:28:01,488
Alright, look at that, I'm sorry I we What are you doing?

455
00:28:01,584 --> 00:28:02,544
Nothing off.

456
00:28:02,544 --> 00:28:03,483
What do you mean, nothing?

457
00:28:03,759 --> 00:28:05,200
What said you got in your mouth?

458
00:28:05,647 --> 00:28:07,311
What are you kids doing on?

459
00:28:07,759 --> 00:28:09,200
Get the hell out of there!

460
00:28:09,327 --> 00:28:10,768
Get the hell out of here!

461
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,096
Come on, get out of there!

462
00:28:14,511 --> 00:28:16,112
GET YOUR HELL OUT OF HERE!

463
00:28:17,135 --> 00:28:19,536
I'll be back after your ass!

464
00:28:22,256 --> 00:28:24,943
Break up, Brigham, how's that nose of yours, Doug?

465
00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:27,152
Let's see who was pushing that cop around.

466
00:28:27,375 --> 00:28:31,248
Yeah, I got off kind of a slow start there. I don't think it's broke, though.

467
00:28:32,304 --> 00:28:32,784
Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok

468
00:28:32,784 --> 00:28:33,263
Wound up, weren't we?

469
00:28:33,263 --> 00:28:33,884
Weren't we?

470
00:28:34,031 --> 00:28:35,471
Yeah, we were just fixing to bother him today.

471
00:28:35,471 --> 00:28:35,951
Bother him to death.

472
00:28:35,951 --> 00:28:38,607
Yeah. Till the widow own kicked his lights out.

473
00:28:38,607 --> 00:28:41,488
You better move your ass.

474
00:28:41,488 --> 00:28:45,248
How we travel now, Doug. We're gonna get a certain amount of attention real soon.

475
00:28:45,327 --> 00:28:48,847
Hey, you remember that old road we used to use when we was working with Sharky?

476
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:58,000
Well, there's just about room enough on it for us, man. I think it'll give us a clean shot to the state line. You got the white rat here. I think old Pack can handle that all right, Duck. 10-4.

477
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:58,960
You got the lizard tongue here.

478
00:28:58,960 --> 00:28:59,920
Tongue here.

479
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:02,319
Who do we got with us? Come on back.

480
00:29:03,087 --> 00:29:03,599
Right here.

481
00:29:03,695 --> 00:29:06,576
I'm a lectrous old lizard with love on my mind.

482
00:29:06,576 --> 00:29:10,415
I'm supposed to catch a plane to Dallas. To do what? Photograph a wedding.

483
00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:10,905
Yeah.

484
00:29:11,152 --> 00:29:13,839
Well, you're not gonna be cashing no plane for a while.

485
00:29:15,183 --> 00:29:16,880
Come on, get out of there, will you come?

486
00:29:18,672 --> 00:29:19,632
Your turning shot!

487
00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:22,652
Where's your turn? Get the hell out of the way!

488
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:31,119
Give me something to wipe this shit off my face, will you? Want some coffee? Good, because we ain't got any, I forgot it.

489
00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:36,784
Okay, we're coming up on a hard left here. We'll be going to a four-way intersection. Okay.

490
00:29:37,584 --> 00:29:45,903
Just have to comment there. Uh Ernest Borgnine's character is really fucking stupid and was trying to shoot his way free from the handcuffs.

491
00:29:46,192 --> 00:29:50,223
And then the lady just walks over and pulls the stool seat top right up out.

492
00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:51,983
And then he's free.

493
00:29:52,016 --> 00:29:53,935
And just the look that he gives.

494
00:29:54,064 --> 00:29:58,384
really, really felt like they were like, Hey, let's throw some smoky and the bandit shit in here with our nurs Borgnight's character.

495
00:29:58,384 --> 00:29:59,294
Yeah.

496
00:29:59,503 --> 00:30:03,824
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make sure Urdu looks bad. Um

497
00:30:03,824 --> 00:30:07,183
It was really fucking funny though. Uh that was not a complaint or

498
00:30:07,183 --> 00:30:07,663
Definitely horrible jump.

499
00:30:07,663 --> 00:30:11,023
Yeah. I really enjoyed it.

500
00:30:11,023 --> 00:30:12,703
Yeah.

501
00:30:12,847 --> 00:30:21,167
At that mentioned intersection, one of the Truckers has a blowout or something that causes her trailer to jackknife and flip.

502
00:30:21,296 --> 00:30:29,968
Turning the whole truck on its side, and people rush in to help her by the end of the clip. They get her out of the truck and abandon it in our fifth clip.

503
00:30:30,576 --> 00:30:31,536
This is the way.

504
00:30:31,536 --> 00:30:34,895
Yeah. If there's dialogue, you can see it.

505
00:30:34,895 --> 00:30:35,855
You record it.

506
00:30:35,855 --> 00:30:38,256
[Silence]

507
00:30:38,256 --> 00:30:39,645
Sort of.

508
00:30:40,271 --> 00:30:41,711
Let's get her out of there!

509
00:30:42,672 --> 00:30:44,592
Alright baby, that's a key off.

510
00:30:44,592 --> 00:30:46,231
I don't know man.

511
00:30:46,703 --> 00:30:47,311
Jesus.

512
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,584
Is she alright?

513
00:30:49,903 --> 00:30:52,751
Just g just get my stuff, please.

514
00:30:56,048 --> 00:31:01,519
Damn piece of white jerk. I knew I should have bought myself a black truck. But come on, let's haul ass.

515
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,599
Y'all just got yourself a passenger.

516
00:31:05,968 --> 00:31:07,471
Hey Witter, you alright?

517
00:31:12,928 --> 00:31:16,079
[Music]

518
00:31:19,951 --> 00:31:20,912
That's one.

519
00:31:21,455 --> 00:31:23,375
Ha ha, that's one.

520
00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:24,240
Is that crazy cup?

521
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,880
Crazy cop from the totion.

522
00:31:27,951 --> 00:31:30,352
Hey, you have one of those t-shirts for ya.

523
00:31:32,688 --> 00:31:33,327
Amen.

524
00:31:35,375 --> 00:31:36,271
Watch it.

525
00:31:39,839 --> 00:31:43,200
[Silence]

526
00:31:45,711 --> 00:31:48,496
Holy Christ, I swear that was Wyatt Wallace.

527
00:31:51,663 --> 00:31:54,415
Uh, Robert Duck here. Is that you back here, Lyle?

528
00:31:54,672 --> 00:31:56,592
Got your ears on good, buddy.

529
00:31:58,832 --> 00:32:00,271
I hear ya.

530
00:32:01,455 --> 00:32:04,736
Are you okay? You need a meat wagon or something.

531
00:32:05,327 --> 00:32:09,167
You'll need something else, you son of a bitch, once I get my hands on you.

532
00:32:09,807 --> 00:32:14,864
Hey, until you get a little better control over that machinery, I'd suggest you lay off them acrobatics.

533
00:32:16,463 --> 00:32:18,832
I'm gonna have the state police in on this.

534
00:32:20,079 --> 00:32:23,759
And when we do We're gonna lunch on your rack, you son of a bitch.

535
00:32:23,759 --> 00:32:24,480
Продолжение следует...

536
00:32:24,847 --> 00:32:28,463
Hey, I'm sorry, Lyle. You're coming in real broken and garbled.

537
00:32:28,528 --> 00:32:31,407
Uh besides that you gotta catch us first, right?

538
00:32:32,079 --> 00:32:33,039
Ten years.

539
00:32:35,056 --> 00:32:36,784
Little time will for good behavior.

540
00:32:37,008 --> 00:32:38,703
This is Lyle Wallace.

541
00:32:38,895 --> 00:32:42,031
Natosha County Sheriff's Office. Need assistance.

542
00:32:42,064 --> 00:32:43,023
Uh

543
00:32:43,023 --> 00:32:45,854
I'm down by the old farmhouse.

544
00:32:45,903 --> 00:32:47,344
109. Amen.

545
00:32:47,344 --> 00:32:47,824
Amen.

546
00:32:47,824 --> 00:32:52,624
Well, I think I've had about enough of this. Thank you very much. I think I'll just take my things and get out.

547
00:32:52,624 --> 00:32:53,104
Out.

548
00:32:53,104 --> 00:32:57,213
If you want to just pull over, I'm sure I can hit your ride very easily.

549
00:32:57,488 --> 00:32:57,968
Okay, I'm ready.

550
00:32:57,968 --> 00:32:58,587
I'm ready.

551
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:02,352
Weren't you listening to me? I said I'm ready to get out. You want out?

552
00:33:03,407 --> 00:33:05,743
Being chased. You want out, jump.

553
00:33:05,968 --> 00:33:08,271
Do you wanna add the mana to your collection?

554
00:33:09,135 --> 00:33:11,759
Man acts for 18-year-olds, not...

555
00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:14,319
Someone who's seen the best out of thirty.

556
00:33:15,503 --> 00:33:18,319
My name is Bob Bookman, sir, and I hate truckers.

557
00:33:18,384 --> 00:33:20,880
Lyle Wallace. Sheriff's Office.

558
00:33:21,423 --> 00:33:22,576
Natoshakardi.

559
00:33:23,152 --> 00:33:25,071
Ah, get your hands off me.

560
00:33:25,071 --> 00:33:30,751
It's around her somewhere. It's an old back way into New Mexico. My God, here we are.

561
00:33:30,864 --> 00:33:32,304
Get ready for a hard turn.

562
00:33:32,304 --> 00:33:39,023
They find the old back road they were looking for at the end of the clip, and that takes us over the first third of the film.

563
00:33:39,023 --> 00:33:40,183
Yeah.

564
00:33:40,432 --> 00:33:44,751
for the whole first thirty seven minutes of the film for this discussion, my friend.

565
00:33:44,751 --> 00:33:51,759
friend yeah yeah and it's uh I mean it's a first of all it's a it's much like m uh a

566
00:33:51,759 --> 00:34:03,359
uh high ballin, it's fun. It's fun. Y y if a trucker movie's fun th that that that's all it really should be. It should be just a fun movie to watch. You know, not like funny. It doesn't have to be funny, but like yo

567
00:34:03,695 --> 00:34:07,855
Fun. Like I I'm having a good time watching this. Am I learning anything? No.

568
00:34:07,983 --> 00:34:15,376
Am I ever gonna like carry any life lessons from this movie with me? No. But I had fun watching it. And really that's all that matters.

569
00:34:15,376 --> 00:34:15,856
Yeah.

570
00:34:15,856 --> 00:34:21,135
It was a decent brawl that they have where they actually have the fights happening. I thought that was actually really cool. I dug that.

571
00:34:21,135 --> 00:34:22,266
I dug that.

572
00:34:22,512 --> 00:34:24,911
There was really good uh fight scenes. Yeah.

573
00:34:24,911 --> 00:34:25,391
Yeah.

574
00:34:25,391 --> 00:34:25,871
Yeah.

575
00:34:25,871 --> 00:34:26,351
Yeah definitely.

576
00:34:26,351 --> 00:34:29,052
Yeah, definitely. The fight scenes were great.

577
00:34:29,103 --> 00:34:31,440
They were really well choreographed.

578
00:34:32,271 --> 00:34:37,552
way that it was filmed, I mean, just like you would expect from Sam Peck and Paul, the violence is just impeccably done.

579
00:34:37,552 --> 00:34:38,032
Yeah.

580
00:34:38,032 --> 00:34:42,942
Definitely what we've gotten so far. The thing that has surprised me though

581
00:34:43,023 --> 00:34:57,943
is the truck driving porn they were able to actually squeeze out of the surroundings and like we comment on it on these various movies. We didn't really mention it in highballing, although there were several shots of things that were really well done.

582
00:34:57,967 --> 00:35:02,512
We're in like sort of a desert land area now that they're going to be running in.

583
00:35:02,608 --> 00:35:16,047
And there's several sequences where there is white sand on either side of the blacktop that looks like it might have been snow over the desert land that was absolutely gorgeous that opened the film that we can talk about right now. I mean, wow.

584
00:35:16,527 --> 00:35:25,103
So yeah, it was yeah, great looking. Everything was really good looking. Uh uh as far as the shots, uh Um yeah, I have

585
00:35:25,231 --> 00:35:30,032
I've uh I have no notes on that. Those uh there was some great cinematography going on around here.

586
00:35:30,032 --> 00:35:32,672
Yeah, there's a lot of really wide vistas.

587
00:35:32,751 --> 00:35:36,592
Featuring the trucks driving through some really gorgeous landscapes.

588
00:35:36,592 --> 00:35:37,072
Like, yeah.

589
00:35:37,072 --> 00:35:38,032
Where you can tell that it's

590
00:35:38,032 --> 00:35:41,871
Way better than my movie, because my movie was just Canada and that's it.

591
00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:43,119
Well, yeah.

592
00:35:43,119 --> 00:35:52,730
Well what I was getting at is Sam Pecken Paul was basically filming this as if it was a western, only the modern cowboy is the truck driver. That's exactly what this film is stylized as.

593
00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:55,728
And once you get in on that ride and you're down with that.

594
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,159
You're gonna have a good time with this movie. You just have to. Think it. You know.

595
00:35:58,159 --> 00:36:00,559
You know. Agreed. Yeah. Agreed. Uh

596
00:36:01,072 --> 00:36:08,239
Is it a little overlong? Yes, we're only in the first third, and we're just now getting the start of the convoy going.

597
00:36:08,271 --> 00:36:15,472
You know, where uh a bunch of truckers are gonna join in once they hit New Mexico, then it really gets going and becomes a thing.

598
00:36:15,599 --> 00:36:19,920
But this is just the very start and we're already one third of the way through the film.

599
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,280
So it's it's

600
00:36:21,552 --> 00:36:29,711
Fucking awesome. I'm I'm I'm really having fun with it. Yeah, well I I I'm very happy we we have all these uh great times that we've had.

601
00:36:29,711 --> 00:36:30,192
Yeah.

602
00:36:30,192 --> 00:36:41,264
Well, we're gonna be picking up in the middle act uh to really kind of get going with where when the actual convoy happens and holy crap does it become a thing.

603
00:36:41,264 --> 00:36:43,664
Yeah, it's it's gonna be a thing. It's a thing.

604
00:36:43,664 --> 00:36:44,284
Ha ha ha.

605
00:36:44,367 --> 00:36:44,847
It's a thing.

606
00:36:44,847 --> 00:36:46,288
You're not close to that.

607
00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:48,623
W thing. Yeah.

608
00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:49,103
Yeah.

609
00:36:49,103 --> 00:36:51,503
All right, so why don't we get started on the middle act? All right.

610
00:36:51,503 --> 00:36:51,983
Let's do it.

611
00:36:51,983 --> 00:37:04,623
All right. So the middle act picks up with the convoy making a big turn onto this old dirt road. They are talking about to take them over the state line. And since there's C B dialogue, that is ours.

612
00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:08,400
[Music]

613
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,192
Damn road, it's a trail.

614
00:37:11,664 --> 00:37:12,463
Don't you do me a f-

615
00:37:12,463 --> 00:37:17,231
[Music]

616
00:37:18,159 --> 00:37:19,248
Oh shit!

617
00:37:20,112 --> 00:37:21,487
an invisible escape room.

618
00:37:21,552 --> 00:37:23,472
They'll never catch us now.

619
00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:25,103
Exactly.

620
00:37:25,519 --> 00:37:26,480
Now here's the plan.

621
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,320
Terima kasih.

622
00:37:27,536 --> 00:37:28,496
When we get them done now.

623
00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:30,416
We'll put on our fish costumes.

624
00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:30,896
Thank you.

625
00:37:30,896 --> 00:37:31,376
And I'll have

626
00:37:31,376 --> 00:37:31,856
I'll hand out the man.

627
00:37:31,856 --> 00:37:35,215
out the Vaseline and extra ration of road for the men.

628
00:37:35,344 --> 00:37:37,744
That should do it. There they are.

629
00:37:40,527 --> 00:37:47,248
Take a dirt road, off to your right. God. Look at all this dust. Why don't you hold your window up tight? Hey, uh.

630
00:37:47,248 --> 00:37:50,608
This is the duck, the big pigeon. Y'all still with us back there?

631
00:37:51,599 --> 00:37:58,000
Now Waterfed is slouching around somewhere it's gonna break. Hasn't had this much action since I've caught those twins in Carl's bed.

632
00:37:58,351 --> 00:38:00,976
I'm just following your smell, Pigpin.

633
00:38:01,423 --> 00:38:02,384
WATCH YOUR TIME!

634
00:38:02,512 --> 00:38:04,751
[Music]

635
00:38:06,704 --> 00:38:09,103
Shut up for you driving son of a bitch!

636
00:38:11,152 --> 00:38:13,295
I told them to get on one side or the other!

637
00:38:14,063 --> 00:38:15,983
Get on one side of the road or the other.

638
00:38:15,983 --> 00:38:20,463
እእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእእ Oh we can't wait now.

639
00:38:20,463 --> 00:38:21,423
Now.

640
00:38:22,768 --> 00:38:24,688
You gotta turn this damn thing over!

641
00:38:26,351 --> 00:38:28,271
There's no point in getting mad, okay?

642
00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:30,927
Hey man, I'm scared to death! I know!

643
00:38:30,927 --> 00:38:41,438
No And that starts a dance of dust covered maneuvers where the truck drivers do their best to outmaneuver the cops on these fucked up barely cow pass dirt roads that is Yeah.

644
00:38:41,711 --> 00:38:47,952
Set up to a whimsical and almost cartoon-like score. You kind of hear it at the end of the clip there.

645
00:38:48,943 --> 00:38:57,103
And I can't believe I did this in my notes, but I did this to myself. As they all dip, duck, dodge, dive, and drop their way around.

646
00:38:59,983 --> 00:39:02,384
They can die. There you go. You're doing great.

647
00:39:02,384 --> 00:39:06,960
Around this old as fuck Cal Pass Dirt Road. It is fucked up.

648
00:39:07,152 --> 00:39:10,992
I've lived very rural and that is one of the most fucked up country roads I've seen.

649
00:39:10,992 --> 00:39:12,911
Yeah, that was...

650
00:39:14,543 --> 00:39:24,623
I would like to point out that stunt work and the filmmaking process of all of this is so well done for sure. This stuff particularly where they're just driving around these roads

651
00:39:24,623 --> 00:39:25,184
Yeah.

652
00:39:25,199 --> 00:39:28,079
are is really well done, especially all the car crashes.

653
00:39:28,079 --> 00:39:28,559
Yeah.

654
00:39:28,559 --> 00:39:34,096
Yeah. Yeah, no the choreography, the chasing, uh it's all Yeah.

655
00:39:34,096 --> 00:39:34,576
That's for sure.

656
00:39:34,576 --> 00:39:49,487
I'm not gonna take my time to describe it all, but there are cars bottoming out and sanding out and just sliding into shit or just falling off the edge of stuff because of all the dust the c the trucks are kicking up and the cars can't see shit and it's really well done and you need to see it.

657
00:39:49,487 --> 00:39:51,407
Yeah, yeah, don't watch it.

658
00:39:51,407 --> 00:39:55,728
Well the last car crash that we were mentioning leads to our seventh.

659
00:39:55,728 --> 00:39:59,568
What happened to him? I don't know. He's pulled off here for some reason or another.

660
00:40:00,527 --> 00:40:09,648
Them cops ain't at the bar today on their driving. Why just went over the side? Well, there's some bad dribble, let me tell you, Doug. They're falling all over the road over here.

661
00:40:09,648 --> 00:40:10,617
Yeah.

662
00:40:10,639 --> 00:40:14,000
Some more of that music we were talking about as the cops are crashing out.

663
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:14,960
Yeah.

664
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:15,440
Vielen Dank.

665
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:16,400
This is very classy.

666
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:16,880
Yeah.

667
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:25,530
Yeah, the end of the clip leads into more footage of the trucks plowing their way through this dirt road and the cops falling out or having their cars go into shit into the sand.

668
00:40:25,552 --> 00:40:34,585
And get all bogged down. This ends with all of the truckers and a single car, cop car that leads to more CB chatter and R. Eighth clip.

669
00:40:34,608 --> 00:40:37,487
Yeah, yeah.

670
00:40:38,927 --> 00:40:40,927
[Silence]

671
00:40:42,096 --> 00:40:42,543
Terima kasih.

672
00:40:43,056 --> 00:40:49,807
Breaker, this is Spider-Mike at the back door. Got us a smokey coming up fast. I'ma see if I can't slow him down a taste.

673
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,135
I see him here, left. Watch out!

674
00:40:53,231 --> 00:40:54,672
And a boy!

675
00:40:55,536 --> 00:40:57,456
You lousy son of a...

676
00:40:57,456 --> 00:41:05,615
Well Pink Pen, I think he deserves a break today. What do you say? Why don't we just uh let him on through, don't you know? Hey that's your

677
00:41:09,615 --> 00:41:12,976
I'm gonna close this door. I'm getting a draft.

678
00:41:16,367 --> 00:41:19,632
Christ, look like they're making a sandwich out of the sheriff back here.

679
00:41:23,376 --> 00:41:24,335
We're hooked up!

680
00:41:24,335 --> 00:41:26,255
You must have a bad trap.

681
00:41:26,255 --> 00:41:27,695
because you sure have caught

682
00:41:27,695 --> 00:41:29,135
I've caught one.

683
00:41:36,655 --> 00:41:39,056
I think you boys been practicing.

684
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:49,280
[Silence]

685
00:41:56,143 --> 00:41:57,231
Sheriff.

686
00:41:58,576 --> 00:42:01,360
[Silence]

687
00:42:03,664 --> 00:42:17,103
Calling the sheriff of Natchez. Do you read me? Uh, this is Chief Stacy Love, uh, Awal Dulce, New Mexico. I got a copy on you. I'm on Highway 109. I'm on the trail of a convoy, a runaway trucker.

688
00:42:17,519 --> 00:42:28,496
They're being led by a man called Rubber Duck, I suspect. And they'll be crossing your state line pretty quick. Uh, thank you, sir. We'll give you any help we can. Uh We'd appreciate it.

689
00:42:28,559 --> 00:42:30,608
If you send a a car

690
00:42:32,335 --> 00:42:39,056
New pair of pants. Attention, all units! Attention, all units! This is Chief Stacy Love. Come back, please.

691
00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:40,016
New Mexico!

692
00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:40,976
Here we go.

693
00:42:42,735 --> 00:42:44,847
[Silence]

694
00:42:44,847 --> 00:42:45,327
Thank you.

695
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,199
New Mexico, I'm supposed to be in Texas.

696
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,760
Again, that wasn't that bad.

697
00:42:59,664 --> 00:43:01,711
Alright guys, this is Love Machine.

698
00:43:02,128 --> 00:43:03,824
Looking at them rigs up on the hill.

699
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:06,639
Uh 10 Roger, we got ya. Come on.

700
00:43:06,639 --> 00:43:07,360
Thank you.

701
00:43:07,791 --> 00:43:09,231
I'll let you know it up there, fellas.

702
00:43:09,231 --> 00:43:10,192
All right.

703
00:43:10,192 --> 00:43:22,681
We're waiting for you guys. We've been listening to you modulate for the last half hour and we can get to what all's gone down and uh we want to give you guys some congratulations, especially the rubber duck for a job well done.

704
00:43:22,704 --> 00:43:25,295
you know about. Boy, we're famous now!

705
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:37,360
Hey, we thank you very much fellas. Gen 4. Um if it'd be all right with you guys a bald eagle sneaky snake train this here is big nasty, uh we'd be right proud to be part of your little old convoy.

706
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:47,952
Yeah, sure, why not? Just slip in the back door, fellas. We sure do, thank you all. And we all be proud to take a back door to the rubber duck. Hey, don't forget about it.

707
00:43:50,032 --> 00:43:52,431
Hallelujah. Looks like we've got some...

708
00:43:52,431 --> 00:43:55,311
Friends of Jesus back there.

709
00:43:57,295 --> 00:43:59,215
ご視聴ありがとうございました

710
00:43:59,215 --> 00:44:01,135
Church of the White Mary Strangers.

711
00:44:01,135 --> 00:44:07,376
Stranger here, and I don't read nothing in scripture that says thou shalt not put the head onto the mantle.

712
00:44:07,887 --> 00:44:13,168
Welcome aboard there, Reverend. We could sure use some spiritual help here. Think you can handle it? Uh

713
00:44:13,168 --> 00:44:14,608
ご視聴ありがとうございました

714
00:44:16,047 --> 00:44:17,007
Good job, our brother.

715
00:44:17,007 --> 00:44:17,487
I love you.

716
00:44:17,487 --> 00:44:19,128
Brother, rubber.

717
00:44:19,664 --> 00:44:20,112
Thank you.

718
00:44:20,175 --> 00:44:23,056
Why is that guy's name? He ain't no reverber.

719
00:44:25,007 --> 00:44:26,543
Cause it rhymes with luck.

720
00:44:26,735 --> 00:44:29,615
Now, my daddy always told me I ought to be just like a duck.

721
00:44:29,936 --> 00:44:33,391
Said stay smooth on the surface and idle like the devil underneath.

722
00:44:33,552 --> 00:44:34,864
What you looking for?

723
00:44:34,992 --> 00:44:36,688
I thought I'd have a beer. Do you want one?

724
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,568
No thanks, I'm trying to quit.

725
00:44:40,431 --> 00:44:44,271
But you can get me one of those t-shirts that's on the dresser back there.

726
00:44:44,784 --> 00:44:45,615
Here you go.

727
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:46,480
Thank you.

728
00:44:46,543 --> 00:44:47,184
You're welcome.

729
00:44:47,791 --> 00:44:51,152
You know, a couple of years ago I was living with a man I didn't like very much.

730
00:44:51,728 --> 00:44:54,128
He talked me into doing something I really didn't want to do.

731
00:44:54,128 --> 00:44:55,648
Hang gliding.

732
00:44:57,487 --> 00:45:01,295
Speak up, honey. Hang gliding, but I tried it.

733
00:45:01,456 --> 00:45:08,784
You know what? I was right. I hated it. 50 trucks. A whole convoy of trucks busting. I mean they're running like there wasn't even...

734
00:45:08,911 --> 00:45:10,960
[Silence]

735
00:45:13,456 --> 00:45:14,639
Thank God it worked.

736
00:45:15,215 --> 00:45:16,719
How about the boyfriend?

737
00:45:17,072 --> 00:45:17,552
Thank you.

738
00:45:17,552 --> 00:45:18,231
Thank you.

739
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:19,472
Kids.

740
00:45:19,632 --> 00:45:24,016
Uh-uh. I was married. I got a couple of kids living up in Spokane.

741
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:25,679
Do you ever get to see them?

742
00:45:26,096 --> 00:45:26,960
When I can.

743
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,615
They're okay. They got a good mama.

744
00:45:30,639 --> 00:45:33,903
You got room for one septic sam, the sewer man?

745
00:45:34,159 --> 00:45:37,039
You got the pack rat and the white rat here and welcome aboard.

746
00:45:37,231 --> 00:45:38,192
You dump it.

747
00:45:38,255 --> 00:45:39,215
We popped it.

748
00:45:39,503 --> 00:45:43,824
Just remember we keep pigs, cesspools, and foul odors all-

749
00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:45,143
All the way

750
00:45:45,903 --> 00:45:48,143
Well, honey boys, welcome to the convoys.

751
00:45:48,431 --> 00:45:49,391
That's right boys. Put her on in there.

752
00:45:49,391 --> 00:45:50,231
on in there.

753
00:45:53,199 --> 00:45:58,512
Rattle Snake O. Hot metal and Jesus freaks on grass.

754
00:45:58,512 --> 00:45:58,992
Brash.

755
00:45:58,992 --> 00:46:01,391
We is going for broke in a cloud of smoke.

756
00:46:01,391 --> 00:46:07,632
With a thousand screaming trucks, saying praise the Lord, just shut the back door and follow that rubber dub tenfold.

757
00:46:07,632 --> 00:46:16,784
Y'all got the Mississippi Flash here, and I'm here to tell you the only things in life that count are fast trucks, fast women, and fast food.

758
00:46:17,007 --> 00:46:18,447
Do you know how big this thing is?

759
00:46:18,447 --> 00:46:19,407
How big? Look!

760
00:46:19,407 --> 00:46:21,072
[Silence]

761
00:46:21,072 --> 00:46:22,032
Hey.

762
00:46:22,512 --> 00:46:24,911
I swear we got a goddamn convoy.

763
00:46:25,135 --> 00:46:27,056
Look at us, you crazy thing!

764
00:46:31,088 --> 00:46:38,000
Everywhere. I can't believe it. Why? Don't ask me, ask them. I'm running for my life myself. Yeah, but they're all following you.

765
00:46:38,255 --> 00:46:39,695
No they ain't. I'm just in front.

766
00:46:39,695 --> 00:46:43,695
By the time we found old Stacy's Down less trucks with a heaven of ball.

767
00:46:44,304 --> 00:46:49,903
His watch out sign on the county line and them bears was ball to wall. They even had a bear in the air.

768
00:46:49,903 --> 00:46:50,864
Come on.

769
00:46:50,864 --> 00:46:52,784
Hey Doc, there's a bear in the air!

770
00:46:52,784 --> 00:46:54,224
Attention!

771
00:46:54,224 --> 00:46:56,623
All trucks, all trucks, attention!

772
00:46:56,623 --> 00:46:57,103
Thank you.

773
00:46:57,103 --> 00:47:06,751
This is Federal Agent Hamilton. I'm ordering you to stop your vehicles immediately. You are traveling in violation of federal law.

774
00:47:06,751 --> 00:47:09,679
Attention driver Martin Penwall.

775
00:47:10,608 --> 00:47:11,998
Kenwald?

776
00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:16,208
It does sound kind of funny, doesn't it? You are under arrest.

777
00:47:17,264 --> 00:47:18,224
Immediately

778
00:47:18,224 --> 00:47:21,103
I don't believe this. What is going on?

779
00:47:21,103 --> 00:47:27,695
You're doing it all wrong, Hamilton. All you gotta say is... A rubber duck.

780
00:47:28,047 --> 00:47:29,007
Do you copy me?

781
00:47:29,007 --> 00:47:29,568
Bye.

782
00:47:29,583 --> 00:47:30,831
Rubber duck.

783
00:47:30,927 --> 00:47:32,367
Robert Duck?

784
00:47:32,431 --> 00:47:34,351
That's a saint we handle.

785
00:47:34,672 --> 00:47:36,112
He won't answer to anything else.

786
00:47:36,112 --> 00:47:36,952
Yeah.

787
00:47:37,583 --> 00:47:41,983
Mr. Rubber Duck, stop your vehicle immediately.

788
00:47:42,224 --> 00:47:46,128
You are under arrest. Obviously they can't hear me.

789
00:47:46,384 --> 00:47:51,664
They can hear you, sir. I checked this equipment out before we took off. This is an integrated system.

790
00:47:52,143 --> 00:47:53,103
Phaselock loop and crazy.

791
00:47:53,103 --> 00:47:54,543
Open crystal. Now we know.

792
00:47:54,543 --> 00:47:57,423
We know that they're on channel nineteen of the CB Free.

793
00:47:57,423 --> 00:47:57,903
frequency below us.

794
00:47:57,903 --> 00:47:58,384
below us.

795
00:47:58,384 --> 00:47:58,864
Let's go. Come on.

796
00:47:58,864 --> 00:48:00,784
So I'm barely adjusted by-

797
00:48:01,775 --> 00:48:02,456
¡Suscríbete al canal!

798
00:48:03,344 --> 00:48:09,423
Like a computerized system that scans Seeing their truck, sir.

799
00:48:09,423 --> 00:48:10,903
Okay, they're ready.

800
00:48:11,568 --> 00:48:13,967
Hello, sure fly, Wallace. We're down here ready and wait.

801
00:48:13,967 --> 00:48:14,927
and waiting.

802
00:48:15,152 --> 00:48:16,592
Did you press a button, sir?

803
00:48:16,592 --> 00:48:19,422
They got a language all their own.

804
00:48:19,824 --> 00:48:21,648
Well then, you try it.

805
00:48:21,807 --> 00:48:24,208
Break a 1-9! Break a 1-9!

806
00:48:25,967 --> 00:48:27,280
Yeah.

807
00:48:28,271 --> 00:48:29,371
Wallace.

808
00:48:29,648 --> 00:48:31,568
Callin' rubber jerk.

809
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:35,599
And that ratman piece of black crap at your side door, come on.

810
00:48:35,599 --> 00:48:36,559
Come on. Please don't be you.

811
00:48:36,559 --> 00:48:39,260
Please don't be using that kind of language on the air. Wow.

812
00:48:39,503 --> 00:48:43,344
Especially don't be using it regarding my beautiful black truck, cover.

813
00:48:43,407 --> 00:48:48,208
That thing you call a truck is the worst pile of garbage.

814
00:48:48,208 --> 00:48:48,768
Thank you.

815
00:48:49,327 --> 00:48:52,688
had the misfortune of writing a citation out.

816
00:48:52,688 --> 00:48:53,568
ご視聴ありがとうございました

817
00:48:53,744 --> 00:48:59,983
And uh you better take a look up the road there, fella,'cause we got us a roadblock with twenty

818
00:48:59,983 --> 00:49:00,463
Printing arm.

819
00:49:00,463 --> 00:49:01,423
Amen.

820
00:49:01,903 --> 00:49:03,344
Men get ready because they're coming!

821
00:49:03,344 --> 00:49:06,192
And they have all got orders to show.

822
00:49:06,192 --> 00:49:06,672
show you.

823
00:49:06,672 --> 00:49:09,423
Ew. And that rattling piece of crap full of hole.

824
00:49:09,423 --> 00:49:09,903
Full of holes.

825
00:49:09,903 --> 00:49:14,704
unless you pull over. You hear? Come on. Okay, Lyle, I'll tell you what to do.

826
00:49:14,704 --> 00:49:15,184
Thank you.

827
00:49:15,184 --> 00:49:22,393
You go up there and stand personally on that roadblock of you. But before you do, take a good look at the signs on the side of my trailer.

828
00:49:22,416 --> 00:49:33,679
It says chemicals. That's explosive, Lyle. Nitromanite, class B explosive. I don't know what that'll do, but I wouldn't want to be in the immediate vicinity when we make contact with your damn roadblock.

829
00:49:33,807 --> 00:49:35,248
Are you serious?

830
00:49:35,568 --> 00:49:36,943
You must be out of your mind.

831
00:49:37,199 --> 00:49:40,271
Now why wasn't I told he's carrying explosives?

832
00:49:40,304 --> 00:49:41,744
He's just bluffin'.

833
00:49:42,639 --> 00:49:44,976
It that's confirmed in this report here.

834
00:49:45,135 --> 00:49:47,407
That he's carrying ten thousand gallons of

835
00:49:47,472 --> 00:49:50,032
Nitromainite! That is a Class B explosive, sir!

836
00:49:50,032 --> 00:49:54,351
Chief at front truck is carrying explosives. Explosive! This is the fist.

837
00:49:54,351 --> 00:49:59,632
I want to speak to who's in charge down there. Give me the man in charge down there.

838
00:50:00,655 --> 00:50:09,487
[Silence]

839
00:50:10,864 --> 00:50:12,784
Are you gone? Are you a depth down there?

840
00:50:12,784 --> 00:50:13,824
Down there!

841
00:50:16,943 --> 00:50:19,791
[Silence]

842
00:50:19,791 --> 00:50:23,152
Somebody uh get back to me! Come back to me, Chief!

843
00:50:25,264 --> 00:50:27,664
[Silence]

844
00:50:29,103 --> 00:50:31,983
Ah, ah, ma mother wants to talk to you. I'm Jurassic!

845
00:50:32,463 --> 00:50:33,903
Why those cards?

846
00:50:33,903 --> 00:50:34,384
Please!

847
00:50:34,384 --> 00:50:34,974
Please.

848
00:50:42,831 --> 00:50:45,532
And with that, Rubberduck and the crew break.

849
00:50:45,552 --> 00:50:59,280
that roadblock with the threat of high explosive death, because for some reason someone thought it was a good idea to let Chris Christofferson's character drive high explosive chemicals around.

850
00:50:59,568 --> 00:51:00,527
Can't they see that?

851
00:51:00,527 --> 00:51:01,007
But better person.

852
00:51:01,007 --> 00:51:02,447
What what

853
00:51:02,447 --> 00:51:07,728
What what better person could drive high explosive chemicals around than Chris Christofferson?

854
00:51:07,728 --> 00:51:08,208
Yeah.

855
00:51:08,208 --> 00:51:09,168
I ask you, sir.

856
00:51:09,168 --> 00:51:10,128
Yeah.

857
00:51:11,695 --> 00:51:17,936
Is he mentally best suited for it? I that's probably debatable, but is he the most willing to do it in this film? Apparently.

858
00:51:17,936 --> 00:51:18,496
Apparently.

859
00:51:18,768 --> 00:51:30,320
Listen, if you're mentally willing to drive around explosive chemicals, you shouldn't be driving around explosive chemicals. I'm just saying. You 'Cause you crazy motherfucker.

860
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:35,599
Allie McGraw's character is also not very happy about this new twist of danger either.

861
00:51:35,599 --> 00:51:36,250
Thank you.

862
00:51:36,271 --> 00:51:45,391
Just as all of the trucks find their way through, one pig realizes they have just found out after they fucked around, and that leads to our

863
00:51:46,255 --> 00:51:48,175
Hey you can come up for air now.

864
00:51:48,655 --> 00:51:51,356
Oh my god, they're headed right for my town.

865
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:54,320
I want all traffic stopped. I want somebody to wave them through.

866
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:54,880
True.

867
00:51:54,896 --> 00:52:01,135
Get traffic control at every signal. And hurry. See, I told you it was nothing. Come on, Sergeant, let's get going.

868
00:52:09,615 --> 00:52:13,552
With your barbers. Get coming! Come on, go right away.

869
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:15,739
Amen.

870
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,199
[Silence]

871
00:52:30,672 --> 00:52:31,931
eighteen we ready.

872
00:52:32,112 --> 00:52:34,927
I'm spruing it down in my cap over Pete.

873
00:52:35,088 --> 00:52:37,423
Trying to catch up with you, convoy.

874
00:52:37,583 --> 00:52:39,952
And I say damn the devil nickel.

875
00:52:41,391 --> 00:52:46,672
It'll be a pleasure to have you join a convoy, 18 Wheeler. Come ahead on. Camp 4.

876
00:52:46,672 --> 00:52:49,561
Duck, did you see what you did?

877
00:52:49,936 --> 00:52:51,376
I think they're on our side.

878
00:52:51,376 --> 00:52:52,255
Thank you.

879
00:52:58,063 --> 00:53:04,784
Citizens of New Mexico, many of you may have heard that we seem to be having a phenomenon in our state. Six trucks crossed our border.

880
00:53:04,784 --> 00:53:11,503
They were soon joined by many, many more. It seems they're not interested in stopping.

881
00:53:11,503 --> 00:53:24,496
They've ignored roadblocks and official orders. My God, take a look, ladies and gentlemen. Can you see that? They seem to have grown. It's not six of one and half a dozen of another anymore. It's 25, 50, 100. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm looking back, back.

882
00:53:24,784 --> 00:53:26,608
Back as far as I can see!

883
00:53:26,896 --> 00:53:31,568
There's just no end to it. Now we're here. We're gonna find out who they are!

884
00:53:32,112 --> 00:53:32,784
They are.

885
00:53:33,583 --> 00:53:48,474
So far no one's been hurt except uh maybe the pride of a couple of law enforcement officers. Breaker 19 to the rubber duck. Breaker 19 to the rubber duck. Breaker19 to the rubber duck. My name's Chuck Arnaldi. I'm a special assistant and press representative for Governor Hack.

886
00:53:48,496 --> 00:53:57,615
Of New Mexico. I'd like you to know that Governor Haskins has had a longtime interest in the problems of the trucking industry and would like to help work out some of those problems.

887
00:53:57,615 --> 00:54:03,326
Uh which ones do you have in mind, Over? We'd like to know is this convoy some sort of

888
00:54:03,344 --> 00:54:13,903
Protest demonstration. And if it is, what's its purpose? The purpose of the convoy is to keep moving. Ask him what he wants to know. You wanna run this? Hey, look, I'm a little busy right now.

889
00:54:13,903 --> 00:54:14,384
Right now.

890
00:54:14,384 --> 00:54:23,119
As you can see, why don't you uh try and talk to some of them back there? All right, well do, rubber duck. Um I'll be back to you later. 10 4.

891
00:54:23,215 --> 00:54:28,496
Good buddy. This is Chuck Arnaldi of the governor's office, sir. I wonder if I could talk to you.

892
00:54:28,496 --> 00:54:32,335
Old iguana, eh? Where were you born, sir?

893
00:54:32,335 --> 00:54:33,295
Originally.

894
00:54:33,295 --> 00:54:38,608
I've been driving eighteen wheelers longer than any trucker I've How about it? And let me tell you think I ought to talk to him.

895
00:54:38,608 --> 00:54:39,088
Okay.

896
00:54:39,088 --> 00:54:43,760
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897
00:54:43,983 --> 00:54:51,664
We're second time of beating our eyeballs out coast to coast and hammer the damn smoke he's left us off for our green stands. So you believe in what the rubber duck's doing, is that it?

898
00:54:51,664 --> 00:54:54,903
Is that it? I'm tired of seeing the way black people have to live.

899
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:58,768
Went to Vietnam and got shot for the right to live in a ghetto.

900
00:54:59,023 --> 00:55:00,463
I'll go from the area to the area.

901
00:55:00,943 --> 00:55:03,583
[Silence]

902
00:55:03,664 --> 00:55:06,063
At fifty-five, I can't deal with

903
00:55:06,735 --> 00:55:09,135
[Silence]

904
00:55:09,615 --> 00:55:10,576
Which

905
00:55:11,248 --> 00:55:15,088
The consumer, we gotta raise all our prices to make it all happen.

906
00:55:15,088 --> 00:55:16,527
Big money's what I'm trying to say.

907
00:55:16,527 --> 00:55:17,487
insane

908
00:55:17,487 --> 00:55:25,728
They're talking about their future, not just yours. Well, the whole thing was a cover-up for Watergate. It went way back to Nixon. First thing to remember.

909
00:55:26,063 --> 00:55:29,487
Dixon Nixon got caught with his pants down before the guys from the Washington...

910
00:55:29,487 --> 00:55:29,967
The Washington Post.

911
00:55:29,967 --> 00:55:44,719
New post, had it out, and uh Governor Rockefeller retired as governor of New York, who just happens to be president of Standard Oil. Not to mention his brother David. He opened up Chase Manhattan Banks for the first time in the history of the free world behind the iron curtain.

912
00:55:44,751 --> 00:55:56,143
I'm not telling you how to run the country, but this whole 55 double nickel was a jive ass turkey rack. And I don't like people giving me bullshit. Yeah, sir. Well, you put that very well, sir, uh...

913
00:55:56,463 --> 00:56:05,103
Thank you very much. Sir, I wonder if I could ask you why you're out in this convoy with the rubber duck. Well, I'm just along to kick ass for the ride.

914
00:56:05,135 --> 00:56:17,135
Yeah, but uh certainly you must have some kind of personal grievance against the laws of the state. No, I just like kicking ass. You sure a pretty red-headed little boy. Why ride in my truck? We oughta have supper.

915
00:56:18,096 --> 00:56:21,007
Why do you think you have the right to break the laws of the state?

916
00:56:21,007 --> 00:56:21,487
All right.

917
00:56:21,487 --> 00:56:26,480
[Silence]

918
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:27,440
Crushed!

919
00:56:27,728 --> 00:56:29,648
Some of these people are crazy. Watch this!

920
00:56:29,648 --> 00:56:31,088
Amen.

921
00:56:31,088 --> 00:56:38,288
Well, Reverend, can you tell me if you see this convoy as more of a spiritual than a political event? Well that

922
00:56:40,367 --> 00:56:41,327
Amen.

923
00:56:41,327 --> 00:56:43,248
Amen.

924
00:56:43,248 --> 00:56:44,797
I was praying.

925
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:45,648
Bye-bye.

926
00:56:47,215 --> 00:56:48,400
I was praying.

927
00:56:48,911 --> 00:56:49,871
Somebody

928
00:56:51,407 --> 00:56:52,478
I was raised.

929
00:56:58,864 --> 00:57:03,864
Breaker 1-9! Breaker 1-9 to the rubber duck. This is Chuck Arnaldi. Can I talk to you again, please?

930
00:57:03,887 --> 00:57:18,777
Uh, this is the duck chuck. What'd you learn? I learned a lot. Now look, the governor is very interested in meeting with you personally. He is prepared to fly here at once and get together with all of you. So we've set aside a field here in Albuquerque.

931
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:26,735
Where you can spend the night. Now look, the police have orders not to bother you. That's the truth. Bullshit. Can I level with you? Level with me.

932
00:57:27,119 --> 00:57:28,431
Talk to him off the record!

933
00:57:28,688 --> 00:57:32,880
I don't want this on the television, I don't want this printed. Can you hear me? Yeah.

934
00:57:33,039 --> 00:57:46,672
The governor has been requested to call out the National Guard on you, but this is an election year, and the governor wants to tell he expects to be part of it on a senatorial level. These people out here watching you.

935
00:57:46,927 --> 00:57:48,847
Do you know who they are?What they are?

936
00:57:48,847 --> 00:57:49,327
Do you?

937
00:57:49,327 --> 00:57:58,831
Do you? They're voters? How's it gonna look to them if the governor tells the army to blow the shit out of your convoy? Maybe you can help it. Maybe he can help you.

938
00:57:58,831 --> 00:57:59,311
Help you!

939
00:57:59,311 --> 00:58:01,271
Do we have any choice?

940
00:58:01,391 --> 00:58:01,871
Spider Mike calling the...

941
00:58:01,871 --> 00:58:02,351
calling the duck.

942
00:58:02,351 --> 00:58:06,672
Duck. Stay duck. I just gotta skip from my home 20. My old lady's about to

943
00:58:06,672 --> 00:58:07,152
about to pop.

944
00:58:07,152 --> 00:58:10,032
Pop, you talking to a damn near daddy, can you dig it? Hey that.

945
00:58:10,032 --> 00:58:11,472
Hey, that's great news, Mike.

946
00:58:11,472 --> 00:58:14,831
I'ma have to split though, so uh y'all take care

947
00:58:14,831 --> 00:58:21,103
I'm gonna miss you, buddy. You're my lovely old lady. Come on. This is a little machine. It's been good traveling with you.

948
00:58:21,391 --> 00:58:23,184
I'll put your baby, okay?

949
00:58:23,376 --> 00:58:24,335
It was nice meeting you, Mike.

950
00:58:24,335 --> 00:58:25,775
We'll catch you later, baby.

951
00:58:26,255 --> 00:58:29,615
Hey, Michael, partner. Get the pedal to the metal and get on.

952
00:58:29,615 --> 00:58:30,456
I've got a little mama.

953
00:58:30,608 --> 00:58:38,288
Breaker 19, this is a saddleburner here. Wishing Spider-Mark high riding back to Texas, uh say hello to the Alamo for me, huh?

954
00:58:38,288 --> 00:58:43,088
Next time we hook up, you'll all get to meet my son. Y'all take care. Keep a moving, all right, for me.

955
00:58:43,088 --> 00:58:43,768
for me.

956
00:58:43,952 --> 00:58:49,391
Jesus, I hope he makes it. He's going through some bad country for a black truck driver. The governor?

957
00:58:49,871 --> 00:58:53,231
You couldn't ask for a better opportunity to make the headlines.

958
00:58:54,032 --> 00:58:54,896
Liberal.

959
00:58:55,184 --> 00:58:55,664
Humanitarian?

960
00:58:55,664 --> 00:58:56,474
Yeah.

961
00:58:57,199 --> 00:58:58,159
Headlines.

962
00:58:59,407 --> 00:59:01,807
Trash, just plain old trash.

963
00:59:03,248 --> 00:59:04,688
No average people.

964
00:59:04,688 --> 00:59:06,128
Trash.

965
00:59:07,728 --> 00:59:12,527
To tell you the truth, Henry, I think this damn convoy has more public support than we do.

966
00:59:12,655 --> 00:59:15,119
[Silence]

967
00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:16,592
Bring in Sheriff Wallace.

968
00:59:17,583 --> 00:59:20,688
I'm afraid Sheriff Wallace left for Texas in a hurry.

969
00:59:20,719 --> 00:59:21,583
Texas.

970
00:59:21,711 --> 00:59:23,791
Well, what the hell is he going to do in Texas?

971
00:59:24,751 --> 00:59:27,536
Uh, we run the RPM up about twenty one hundred.

972
00:59:27,791 --> 00:59:41,744
Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok It'll fall back to You really love this truck, don't you?

973
00:59:42,096 --> 00:59:44,496
I certainly do not love this.

974
00:59:46,992 --> 00:59:48,815
You oughta meet Ram and Jack Elliott.

975
00:59:49,456 --> 00:59:52,527
Talk about a man who loves a truck from bumper to bumper.

976
00:59:53,168 --> 00:59:54,960
Name is Dog Kenworth.

977
00:59:55,568 --> 00:59:57,967
I like knowing how she runs but I...

978
00:59:58,927 --> 01:00:00,335
It's really driving.

979
01:00:01,295 --> 01:00:07,056
Although there is no official comment at this time, it seems to be a mass protest against the 55 miles.

980
01:00:08,047 --> 01:00:09,967
God damn it, I'll put you outside.

981
01:00:11,632 --> 01:00:14,992
[Silence]

982
01:00:14,992 --> 01:00:15,952
Thank you.

983
01:00:18,704 --> 01:00:22,063
Hey man, Leo, give him a chance to drive.

984
01:00:22,063 --> 01:00:22,543
No, no.

985
01:00:22,543 --> 01:00:31,184
No, no, I don't think so. You're not gonna get no pictures. You know what you do with your money, huh? No, you take your body out of it. You can just do.

986
01:00:33,072 --> 01:00:35,472
Yeah, I prefer though.

987
01:00:35,472 --> 01:00:37,487
[Silence]

988
01:00:37,487 --> 01:00:38,543
Really loud.

989
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:43,472
Sure are one Dumb black son of a bitch.

990
01:00:43,503 --> 01:00:46,512
You got here a little too late for the fun. You would have enjoyed it.

991
01:00:46,576 --> 01:00:48,431
Man, you sure know how to hurt me.

992
01:00:48,655 --> 01:00:50,096
Resisted arrest.

993
01:00:50,384 --> 01:00:52,143
I'll plead guilty, whatever you say.

994
01:00:52,496 --> 01:00:53,903
It just don't hit me anymore.

995
01:00:54,096 --> 01:00:55,280
I have a good picture.

996
01:00:55,472 --> 01:00:56,496
I help you up.

997
01:00:56,847 --> 01:00:58,992
Thank you sir, but I don't need any more of your help.

998
01:01:01,487 --> 01:01:02,320
Listen, boy.

999
01:01:02,416 --> 01:01:04,367
If I hear anything about your kid, I'll let you know.

1000
01:01:04,527 --> 01:01:06,255
Looks like you're gonna be with us for a while.

1001
01:01:06,351 --> 01:01:07,215
What for?

1002
01:01:07,376 --> 01:01:08,016
Bait.

1003
01:01:08,847 --> 01:01:11,695
We have to lie, you bring full of structure.

1004
01:01:12,271 --> 01:01:13,264
I won't do that.

1005
01:01:13,519 --> 01:01:19,760
Not his style. Listen, our syndicate would be very interested in buying your story or any photographs you might have, and we'll give you a very good deal.

1006
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:21,500
What's a very good deal?

1007
01:01:21,552 --> 01:01:24,911
Oh, if the photographs are good, uh$500.

1008
01:01:24,911 --> 01:01:29,231
More like$2,500. Then you'll have an exclusive for the first installment.

1009
01:01:29,711 --> 01:01:34,512
Hey, hey, hey. This is no time to be talking business. Excuse me, please. I think I'll get dressed now.

1010
01:01:34,512 --> 01:01:35,641
Amen.

1011
01:01:35,983 --> 01:01:41,264
Hey, you're the rubber. That's right, then I'm gonna rehearse now. So am I, brother. So am I.

1012
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:43,503
You're all wet. Is that so?

1013
01:01:43,728 --> 01:01:44,688
Coming.

1014
01:01:45,039 --> 01:01:47,695
Guess what? What? I'm about to sell you out.

1015
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:48,239
Alright.

1016
01:01:48,239 --> 01:01:48,800
All right.

1017
01:01:51,695 --> 01:01:52,559
Don't you worry.

1018
01:01:53,264 --> 01:01:53,853
Your health.

1019
01:01:54,159 --> 01:01:55,119
I ain't selling those stories.

1020
01:01:55,119 --> 01:01:56,079
Well you're not.

1021
01:01:56,079 --> 01:01:58,000
We're talking about a lot of money, who everybody.

1022
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:58,480
What about the story?

1023
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:00,570
Story's gonna have to pay through the nose.

1024
01:02:00,623 --> 01:02:07,920
I believe that. And we're gonna need it. I see a lot of lawyers in our future. You do, huh? Mm-hmm. And I'm involved.

1025
01:02:08,016 --> 01:02:08,976
Yah, huh?

1026
01:02:09,295 --> 01:02:10,128
Right in.

1027
01:02:10,192 --> 01:02:13,648
Don't give me any more of your nonsense, please. I'm really trying to help.

1028
01:02:13,807 --> 01:02:14,927
I know you are.

1029
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:18,800
I'm serious. I'm really interested in knowing what it is you think you're involved in.

1030
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:19,840
up there.

1031
01:02:19,952 --> 01:02:22,416
Because I'm beginning to think I got no idea.

1032
01:02:22,608 --> 01:02:25,007
We can go talk it over in the truck if you want.

1033
01:02:29,679 --> 01:02:37,103
The end of that clip takes us over the two-thirds mark of the film as they head into the truck to get making with that fuck.

1034
01:02:39,119 --> 01:02:40,539
Fuck.

1035
01:02:40,559 --> 01:02:45,840
I actually wrote that in my notes and here's where Matt says let us fuck because I knew that that would draw you into saying

1036
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:47,280
Let's always say that.

1037
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:47,760
Yeah.

1038
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:49,199
Bye, Josh.

1039
01:02:50,672 --> 01:02:51,311
Yeah.

1040
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:56,911
Wow. The film is taking its time, but man, the story they start building here.

1041
01:02:56,943 --> 01:02:57,775
Wow.

1042
01:02:57,807 --> 01:02:58,768
Yeah.

1043
01:02:58,768 --> 01:03:13,936
Yeah, there's a convoy so giant that they draw the attention of a governor of a state who wants to Basically, get his way into the Senate by pretending like he is behind a bunch of truckers and using their visibility to get famous.

1044
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:18,800
And they kinda know it, but they also want to use him to not get into trouble, which is kind of interesting.

1045
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:28,400
Kind of interesting. Yeah, right. It's like uh b well I mean, i it's smart. It's smart business. Listen, if you can get away with it and use somebody else, he's using them, you might as well use him.

1046
01:03:29,391 --> 01:03:36,592
I get it. I totally get it. But I also understand why we're about to see what we're gonna see when we start the final act of the film and the way Chris Christofferson's character

1047
01:03:36,592 --> 01:03:37,072
Yeah.

1048
01:03:37,072 --> 01:03:43,791
Reacts about it, you know. Yeah. Like I get what the film's trying to tell us about it, but at the same time I'm also kind of

1049
01:03:43,983 --> 01:03:56,943
on your side of the belief that yes, uh you have racked up several really horrific charges that you would probably need a governor to get yourself out of. So yeah, you should probably play ball with this guy, even if he is kind of a scumbag.

1050
01:03:56,943 --> 01:04:03,215
Yeah, you definitely the guy might be a scumbag but he's gonna be the only way you're you're gonna stay out of, you know, prison.

1051
01:04:03,215 --> 01:04:03,695
Ha ha ha.

1052
01:04:03,695 --> 01:04:09,456
Right. Like you have an opportunity here and he's got the means, you should probably take it, right?

1053
01:04:09,456 --> 01:04:16,143
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Don't don't don't just yeah. Just let'em yeah, you go ahead, you just take that and you you run with that.

1054
01:04:16,143 --> 01:04:16,623
Yeah.

1055
01:04:16,623 --> 01:04:19,023
Why don't we get started with the final act of the film? What do you say?

1056
01:04:19,023 --> 01:04:20,574
What do you say? Let's do it.

1057
01:04:20,976 --> 01:04:26,543
All right, so the final act of the film starts at sunrise and our well Tenth clip also starts at sunrise.

1058
01:04:26,543 --> 01:04:27,023
This is how you...

1059
01:04:27,023 --> 01:04:28,943
Society Podcast.

1060
01:04:29,423 --> 01:04:30,784
Emergency.

1061
01:04:30,864 --> 01:04:32,208
Ten thirty three.

1062
01:04:32,271 --> 01:04:33,231
Is there any day?

1063
01:04:33,231 --> 01:04:34,192
Yeah.

1064
01:04:35,632 --> 01:04:36,496
Can read me.

1065
01:04:38,192 --> 01:04:38,672
Hey, uh, you got the...

1066
01:04:38,672 --> 01:04:42,032
You got the Spanish fly here. I got a copy on you, go.

1067
01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:44,047
I need a message relay west to

1068
01:04:44,047 --> 01:04:44,527
Just uh rubber dug.

1069
01:04:44,527 --> 01:04:46,268
Rubber duck and the convoy.

1070
01:04:49,679 --> 01:04:51,599
Bobby, you know you're ready, something.

1071
01:04:53,072 --> 01:04:54,032
I'll come back.

1072
01:04:54,063 --> 01:04:55,503
Nah, wait a minute, man.

1073
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:57,840
What you got in your mind.

1074
01:04:59,248 --> 01:05:08,847
Let's go off this merry go round. I didn't fight my way out of the room. Breaker 1-9 for 1033. Spider Mike's in jail in Alvarez, Texas. Tinies beat him half to death.

1075
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:09,744
He needs help.

1076
01:05:10,063 --> 01:05:11,023
Breaker breaker. This is Mother Truck.

1077
01:05:11,023 --> 01:05:11,503
Yeah.

1078
01:05:11,503 --> 01:05:12,943
Ten thirty three emergency.

1079
01:05:12,943 --> 01:05:13,903
Urgency repeat.

1080
01:05:13,903 --> 01:05:14,864
Spider Mike needs help.

1081
01:05:14,864 --> 01:05:24,463
I don't know what to do, Bobby. I've been thinking about all those towns we're going through and all them people who was cheering this man. People falling in behind us. And I think I figured it out.

1082
01:05:24,976 --> 01:05:35,215
The only reason they're coming in behind us is who the hell else they got. Nobody, that's who. This guy up here, man, he may not be any straighter than anybody else, but he sees something down here that he wants to use.

1083
01:05:35,215 --> 01:05:40,496
Or he wouldn't even be messing with us. So that means he's worth dealing with. Look at all that people.

1084
01:05:41,583 --> 01:05:44,943
When I split cookies, the faster I run, the less I have to split.

1085
01:05:44,943 --> 01:05:45,423
Break play.

1086
01:05:45,423 --> 01:05:45,903
Break one nine for the first one.

1087
01:05:45,903 --> 01:05:46,384
Nine for ten thirty.

1088
01:05:46,384 --> 01:05:47,344
Yeah.

1089
01:05:47,344 --> 01:05:48,304
This is the midnight.

1090
01:05:48,304 --> 01:05:48,784
Night mover.

1091
01:05:48,784 --> 01:05:50,224
Over. Spider Mike's

1092
01:05:50,704 --> 01:05:51,184
Hell down an album.

1093
01:05:51,184 --> 01:05:52,954
down in Alvarez, Texas.

1094
01:05:54,351 --> 01:05:54,831
Time alone with him.

1095
01:05:54,831 --> 01:05:55,791
with him first.

1096
01:05:55,791 --> 01:05:58,192
You're sure the perimeters are made, yeah.

1097
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:27,983
[Silence]

1098
01:06:27,983 --> 01:06:28,527
Jack.

1099
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:36,079
Glad you could take the time to see me. I mean, I know how busy you are. Boy, it looks like you got a hell of a cross-section of people here.

1100
01:06:36,784 --> 01:06:42,351
I mean there's no question that uh Well, most of their bitches are probably the gentlemen.

1101
01:06:42,608 --> 01:06:53,168
But you know, uh, I think the question we're facing is, uh, how do we take effective action together? I mean, I know your cause or causes should be defined, and uh Katie, darling, knowing. Governor Wilson.

1102
01:06:53,168 --> 01:06:53,648
Obrigado.

1103
01:06:53,648 --> 01:06:54,608
Tack så mycket.

1104
01:06:54,608 --> 01:07:01,360
Good, let's go to the tin, all right? Well just have a little talk with the duck. We got a legitimate hero here, you know, a public.

1105
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:02,800
I think we're going to be able to do that.

1106
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:04,239
A lot of people are upset over the

1107
01:07:05,199 --> 01:07:14,367
This is white line. I mean it's obvious this represents something more than the banning of the 55 mile.

1108
01:07:14,384 --> 01:07:20,623
He's got Spiderman in jail and they beat him up bad.

1109
01:07:20,623 --> 01:07:25,423
And my age, we can uh draft up the list of your greeting.

1110
01:07:25,423 --> 01:07:28,304
[Silence]

1111
01:07:28,304 --> 01:07:36,496
I'll tell us gun spy the mark in jail. I'll split his skull wide open. I will be elected.

1112
01:07:37,583 --> 01:07:39,503
Hello Bertie. Good to see you guys. Okay.

1113
01:07:39,503 --> 01:07:40,943
Oh, Governor Haskins.

1114
01:07:40,943 --> 01:07:41,423
She's so happy to-

1115
01:07:41,423 --> 01:07:42,864
So happy to have you here now, McGurkey.

1116
01:07:42,864 --> 01:07:47,324
Well it's great to be here'cause you're doing such a wonderful job. All of you and in fact

1117
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:53,231
I'd like to just have a moment alone in my own. Just a minute. You know better than that. I'd like to have a moment alone.

1118
01:07:53,264 --> 01:07:54,032
With the duck.

1119
01:07:54,384 --> 01:07:56,304
And then I'll be happy to talk to all of you, Henry.

1120
01:07:56,304 --> 01:07:56,784
Yeah.

1121
01:07:56,784 --> 01:07:58,704
Everybody out please.

1122
01:08:00,143 --> 01:08:00,623
We've got deadlines to be on.

1123
01:08:00,623 --> 01:08:03,983
Well I do the best of

1124
01:08:05,423 --> 01:08:06,364
감사합니다.

1125
01:08:06,768 --> 01:08:07,728
감사합니다.

1126
01:08:07,728 --> 01:08:08,827
Thank you.

1127
01:08:09,135 --> 01:08:10,800
Think he's gonna need some help.

1128
01:08:11,023 --> 01:08:12,143
Yeah, let's go.

1129
01:08:12,239 --> 01:08:15,344
But I'll give you my word that I'll apply all the pressure I can.

1130
01:08:15,472 --> 01:08:21,167
And I can apply pressure. But I wouldn't plan a return visit to Arizona for a while if I were you. I don't.

1131
01:08:21,264 --> 01:08:22,735
Good. Black or white?

1132
01:08:22,768 --> 01:08:23,855
What'd you have in mind?

1133
01:08:25,328 --> 01:08:27,344
Live. What else you have in mind?

1134
01:08:28,176 --> 01:08:30,064
I wanna take you to Washington DC.

1135
01:08:30,927 --> 01:08:31,677
leader.

1136
01:08:32,783 --> 01:08:34,448
Which is just what you become.

1137
01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:35,439
See I need you there Doc.

1138
01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:35,918
Come on, Red.

1139
01:08:35,918 --> 01:08:36,878
Come on, Reverend, we've got a problem.

1140
01:08:36,878 --> 01:08:37,359
No problem.

1141
01:08:37,359 --> 01:08:37,838
Yeah, yeah.

1142
01:08:37,838 --> 01:08:38,588
Very good.

1143
01:08:39,216 --> 01:08:40,783
I think you need me here.

1144
01:08:41,423 --> 01:08:42,064
All of it.

1145
01:08:42,224 --> 01:08:42,703
Okay, let us...

1146
01:08:42,703 --> 01:08:44,283
Okay, let us throw it back.

1147
01:08:45,039 --> 01:08:45,880
Thank you.

1148
01:08:47,024 --> 01:08:47,503
Spider Mike.

1149
01:08:47,503 --> 01:08:53,743
Lyle and Tiny Alvarez have him in truck as hell. I hear they beat him yeah, I hear they beat him half to death and got him in jail.

1150
01:08:53,743 --> 01:08:56,144
What the hell is Lyle doing in Alvarez, Texas?

1151
01:08:56,144 --> 01:08:56,953
Thank you.

1152
01:08:57,104 --> 01:09:06,192
[Silence]

1153
01:09:06,192 --> 01:09:16,463
I mean all of you, will you just grow up? Hey, will you help us? That's what I'm trying to do. Now I'm just one man. You know, I can't reach out of my office and uh pluck criminals out of jail left and right.

1154
01:09:16,463 --> 01:09:18,783
Left and right.

1155
01:09:21,136 --> 01:09:24,496
Sometimes you have to sacrifice the individual. Bullshit.

1156
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:26,960
I'm in purpose.

1157
01:09:27,662 --> 01:09:28,623
He's right, you know.

1158
01:09:28,752 --> 01:09:30,640
Should take weeks. Months.

1159
01:09:31,119 --> 01:09:32,112
Don't kill this.

1160
01:09:32,336 --> 01:09:33,775
You started something very good here.

1161
01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:35,600
Look, I'll do all I can to help you.

1162
01:09:35,728 --> 01:09:38,608
But I'm afraid he's just going to have to film for himself for a while.

1163
01:09:39,087 --> 01:09:40,927
Is that it?

1164
01:09:41,615 --> 01:09:42,416
Yeah, that's it.

1165
01:09:42,511 --> 01:09:46,671
Okay, partner, I gotta go. You're in charge now. You know what we need?

1166
01:09:47,184 --> 01:09:48,623
And what we're up against.

1167
01:09:49,296 --> 01:09:52,576
Get what you can from the man and she'll help you.

1168
01:09:53,296 --> 01:09:54,159
You're leaving?

1169
01:09:55,055 --> 01:09:55,984
Why?

1170
01:09:56,655 --> 01:09:59,536
Hey, why does it always have to be you? I don't know.

1171
01:10:00,047 --> 01:10:05,807
Just when we were starting to get something accomplished. What about all these people? Don't you give a damn what's gonna happen to them?

1172
01:10:05,807 --> 01:10:09,167
Pretty mean is it's uh it's all right at the time.

1173
01:10:09,648 --> 01:10:11,087
That's not true, huh?

1174
01:10:11,087 --> 01:10:14,268
Well you can do me a favor, we can stay here and ace.

1175
01:10:14,351 --> 01:10:14,832
Watch it.

1176
01:10:14,832 --> 01:10:16,752
[Silence]

1177
01:10:16,752 --> 01:10:17,372
Terima kasih.

1178
01:10:17,456 --> 01:10:19,568
Stay here and help Bobby sort this out.

1179
01:10:19,984 --> 01:10:24,783
He ain't so good at stringing them words together as you are. Well you brought your.

1180
01:10:27,663 --> 01:10:28,623
I got it.

1181
01:10:28,623 --> 01:10:30,684
Let's go.

1182
01:10:31,823 --> 01:10:32,783
Amen.

1183
01:10:34,256 --> 01:10:36,560
[Silence]

1184
01:10:37,775 --> 01:10:38,895
You comin' back?

1185
01:10:40,336 --> 01:10:54,365
At the end of the clip, we see the classic reluctant hero trope is alive and well. And Duck doesn't want to be a leader. He had no interest in making a movement. He was just done being told what to do by asshole pigs.

1186
01:10:54,384 --> 01:10:56,604
And now the movement he made is

1187
01:10:56,623 --> 01:11:12,496
he will walk away from to save someone who is in the deepest of shit because of duck being duck. I mean, let's face it, he's not exactly being a hero here. He knows that this guy's in the trouble that he's in and it's his fucking fault. He's just stepping up and doing the right thing, morally.

1188
01:11:12,496 --> 01:11:18,735
Yeah, duck yeah, he's just y I mean, it's like, all right, fuck, I guess I'll help. Uh I don't know.

1189
01:11:18,735 --> 01:11:31,323
This dark twist is classic Peck and Paul and the kind of thing that I wanted for, you know? Yeah. It marks uh classic Peck and Paul and a difference from the generally upbeat tone of the rest of the film.

1190
01:11:31,344 --> 01:11:42,863
And honestly, going upbeat from this point felt really, really forced, but they find a way to make me forget about any complaints that I have. And everyone will know what that actually is when we get to that part.

1191
01:11:42,863 --> 01:11:45,039
Yeah. I mean...

1192
01:11:45,136 --> 01:11:47,536
Yeah, we'll get it handled.

1193
01:11:48,015 --> 01:11:59,536
But the basic point of the story that classic Peck and Paul is always going to do is everybody knows the dice are loaded and everybody throws them every time. Just to reference the Leonard Cohen song a little bit there.

1194
01:11:59,536 --> 01:12:00,025
Yeah.

1195
01:12:00,047 --> 01:12:01,967
Like that's Peck and Paul's thing.

1196
01:12:01,967 --> 01:12:02,448
and the upbeat

1197
01:12:02,448 --> 01:12:07,868
[Silence]

1198
01:12:07,984 --> 01:12:16,144
We know he's walking into essentially certain death, and yet they decide to go and make it happy, but they do it in a way that I forgive. Get what I'm saying? Yeah.

1199
01:12:16,144 --> 01:12:21,199
Yeah. He's like, Okay, I'm not gonna be totally mad about this. It's fine.

1200
01:12:21,199 --> 01:12:21,680
Yeah.

1201
01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:33,136
And let me explain to you why. So this creates a montage of Duck driving off by himself, the movement sort of falling apart and ends with Polly talking to Allie McGraw's character in our.

1202
01:12:33,136 --> 01:12:33,615
Oh clever.

1203
01:12:33,615 --> 01:12:34,296
Thank you.

1204
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:41,136
To oppress people.

1205
01:12:41,199 --> 01:12:42,416
Please check the like it.

1206
01:12:43,792 --> 01:12:45,104
I just didn't feel like it.

1207
01:12:48,144 --> 01:12:50,032
Uh well

1208
01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:57,952
[Music]

1209
01:12:58,127 --> 01:12:59,920
Can I let your son break?

1210
01:13:02,895 --> 01:13:03,823
No thank you.

1211
01:13:12,079 --> 01:13:13,136
He's low made.

1212
01:13:13,167 --> 01:13:17,007
Long highway sure grind the souls off us cow folks.

1213
01:13:18,095 --> 01:13:25,712
The end of the clip has rubber duck pulling over to the side of the road, and then it cuts to Ernest Borgnine playing cards with that racist Texas pig.

1214
01:13:25,904 --> 01:13:28,304
Racist Texas pig is kind of redundant.

1215
01:13:28,304 --> 01:13:31,663
I know, it's like yeah, that's you just said three of the same things.

1216
01:13:31,663 --> 01:13:33,243
Yeah.

1217
01:13:33,328 --> 01:13:39,823
who are waiting on the duck to come fall into their supposed trap before the duck can make his move.

1218
01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:50,416
There comes up behind him the huge movement of truckers, which surrounds him and creates the big old line of machinery that is going to sweep the entire town in its wake.

1219
01:13:50,448 --> 01:13:50,927
Mm that's

1220
01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:53,328
Mm that's how you make me happy to have a happy ending.

1221
01:13:53,328 --> 01:13:53,807
at the ending.

1222
01:13:53,807 --> 01:13:56,688
That's how you fuck them up.

1223
01:13:57,167 --> 01:14:08,720
They go so many trucks wide where they are actually beyond the berm. They are actually on desert land, level desert land, where they're like rows like what six on either side of duck at least.

1224
01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:09,199
Yeah.

1225
01:14:09,199 --> 01:14:22,351
Yeah. And then multiples behind them. It just becomes this giant force of trucks where it is unbelievably intimidating. And you know they're gonna go destroy that town. And the anticipation builds at this point.

1226
01:14:22,384 --> 01:14:29,583
And you completely forgive the fact that we had a downbeat thing that is now going to transition into the most upbeat ending ever.

1227
01:14:29,583 --> 01:14:31,024
Yeah, of course.

1228
01:14:31,024 --> 01:14:34,173
[Silence]

1229
01:14:34,832 --> 01:14:35,792
Oh my god. Yeah.

1230
01:14:35,792 --> 01:14:37,775
Yeah. Alright, so

1231
01:14:37,775 --> 01:14:38,735
Uh

1232
01:14:39,184 --> 01:14:44,912
They fire up the engines and start enacting the song of the convoy once again.

1233
01:14:44,944 --> 01:14:50,224
The truckers start driving through town buildings as the main racist pig of this Texas towns.

1234
01:14:50,287 --> 01:15:03,728
Hops in his car, like the coward that pigs are, and runs for the hills, but he can't get away because the truckers surrounded the town before they made their move and are moving in from all directions, closing them in.

1235
01:15:03,728 --> 01:15:05,177
That's so rad.

1236
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:20,029
So we get more and more shots of truckers menacing the town and destroying buildings. There are several satisfying shots of entire buildings being driven right the fuck through like a kaiju by the truckers. Oh my gosh.

1237
01:15:20,047 --> 01:15:21,007
Good stuff.

1238
01:15:21,007 --> 01:15:21,488
With the couple.

1239
01:15:21,488 --> 01:15:32,047
The coup de grade being the police station itself being utterly destroyed by Pig Pen and Rubber Ducky running in tandem. Aw, they hit it together at once. Glorious.

1240
01:15:32,047 --> 01:15:33,488
Gloriously.

1241
01:15:33,488 --> 01:15:33,967
Yeah.

1242
01:15:33,967 --> 01:15:36,815
That leads us to our twelfth clip.

1243
01:15:36,815 --> 01:15:38,905
The keys, where are the keys?

1244
01:15:39,216 --> 01:15:42,000
[Silence]

1245
01:15:42,895 --> 01:15:45,007
But I never figured you'd need help too.

1246
01:15:45,167 --> 01:15:46,511
I didn't bring nobody.

1247
01:15:46,927 --> 01:15:50,159
They came on their own. This is between you and me.

1248
01:15:50,735 --> 01:15:53,359
You knew it. Now look what you've done.

1249
01:15:53,648 --> 01:15:56,047
[Silence]

1250
01:15:56,047 --> 01:15:59,152
My cheatin' law breaking tracker.

1251
01:15:59,503 --> 01:16:00,783
What the hell are you?

1252
01:16:01,264 --> 01:16:02,640
Take a look at yourself.

1253
01:16:03,119 --> 01:16:05,039
Just uh broke down old.

1254
01:16:05,775 --> 01:16:08,304
Rab taken Piece of meanness.

1255
01:16:08,655 --> 01:16:10,000
You tell me old man.

1256
01:16:10,064 --> 01:16:11,119
What good are you?

1257
01:16:11,439 --> 01:16:12,975
I am the Lord.

1258
01:16:13,328 --> 01:16:17,007
Don't you understand? I represent the law.

1259
01:16:17,264 --> 01:16:18,416
I'll piss on ya.

1260
01:16:18,543 --> 01:16:19,984
And piss on your law.

1261
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:22,039
¡Suscríbete al canal!

1262
01:16:22,832 --> 01:16:25,840
You oughta be shot right where you're standing.

1263
01:16:26,671 --> 01:16:29,359
So help me, if I had a gun, I'd do it myself.

1264
01:16:29,743 --> 01:16:32,047
And that badge make it all right, wouldn't it?

1265
01:16:32,304 --> 01:16:34,543
Throw him in a cell and get a doctor for him.

1266
01:16:34,927 --> 01:16:35,823
Wasn't him.

1267
01:16:36,112 --> 01:16:37,807
Fat Man didn't have nothing to do with it.

1268
01:16:37,935 --> 01:16:39,152
It was Alvarez.

1269
01:16:39,728 --> 01:16:40,431
Forget it.

1270
01:16:40,688 --> 01:16:42,384
I ain't forgetting nothin'.

1271
01:16:42,832 --> 01:16:44,336
Cause this ain't over yet.

1272
01:16:44,944 --> 01:16:47,408
It is for me. Man, I'm sorry.

1273
01:16:47,663 --> 01:16:48,591
Don't worry about it

1274
01:16:49,039 --> 01:16:50,095
I'm really sorry.

1275
01:16:50,863 --> 01:16:53,296
I hate somebody else paying my dues.

1276
01:16:54,895 --> 01:17:05,359
With that, they load on up and start hauling ass out of that Texas town when Rubber Duck gets on the horn for CB Talk and R. Well, thirteenth clip.

1277
01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:08,670
Uh breaker one nine to calling all trucks.

1278
01:17:09,039 --> 01:17:10,479
Anyone who don't like the sound of Mexico can

1279
01:17:10,479 --> 01:17:10,960
Σας ευχαριστώ.

1280
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:12,510
Speak up now or split.

1281
01:17:12,847 --> 01:17:13,328
Wait, I gotta have a

1282
01:17:13,328 --> 01:17:14,587
Gotta have a conference.

1283
01:17:14,992 --> 01:17:15,952
Bye, bye, bye.

1284
01:17:16,112 --> 01:17:17,551
Okay, it's okay with them.

1285
01:17:18,511 --> 01:17:18,992
Got it, bro.

1286
01:17:18,992 --> 01:17:19,471
Brother.

1287
01:17:19,471 --> 01:17:20,192
Amen.

1288
01:17:21,488 --> 01:17:28,880
[Silence]

1289
01:17:29,167 --> 01:17:35,408
When you boys get down to Mazatlan, just order me the full fingers of tequila and all glass. I'll be right behind you.

1290
01:17:35,408 --> 01:17:37,328
Well, the bald eagle's been tuned into that.

1291
01:17:37,328 --> 01:17:38,047
Yeah.

1292
01:17:38,095 --> 01:17:39,536
I'm glad we didn't pick hate.

1293
01:17:40,015 --> 01:17:41,786
Viva Zapata!

1294
01:17:41,807 --> 01:17:45,039
[Music]

1295
01:17:45,039 --> 01:17:46,927
Pues, vamos a ver.

1296
01:17:51,439 --> 01:18:06,543
[Music]

1297
01:18:06,895 --> 01:18:21,872
Leads to a sequence of the convoy driving its way through a small town when a bus driver tries to pick up a ton of kids right after the first one of the trucks drives past. And you know that a truck cannot slow down in time, so he lays on the horn.

1298
01:18:21,904 --> 01:18:30,032
And then an Italian ice truck backs out, which stops the convoy dead, leaving the duck out front and solo.

1299
01:18:30,256 --> 01:18:36,015
The accident stops the whole convoy and triggers a bunch of C B chatter in our fourteenth.

1300
01:18:36,015 --> 01:18:36,496
Hey Bobby.

1301
01:18:36,496 --> 01:18:36,975
Bobby, where you at?

1302
01:18:36,975 --> 01:18:37,456
Where you at?

1303
01:18:37,456 --> 01:18:39,166
Jesus.

1304
01:18:39,792 --> 01:18:46,511
You do kinda got a little problem here. We can handle it though, but. Certainly looks like a problem.

1305
01:18:46,608 --> 01:18:49,007
Man, there's no time to be having problems. We're almost there.

1306
01:18:49,007 --> 01:18:49,488
There.

1307
01:18:49,488 --> 01:18:56,207
En go look, we're going to pull behind the thread. We're going to meet you over next, ok? We're going to get the facade at the red.

1308
01:18:56,752 --> 01:18:58,671
What the hell's going on, Bobby?

1309
01:18:58,671 --> 01:18:59,322
Terima kasih.

1310
01:18:59,855 --> 01:19:03,695
All right, we're doing fine. It'll be okay, but I'll let the back door slap you in the house, buddy.

1311
01:19:03,695 --> 01:19:04,655
Vielen Dank.

1312
01:19:04,655 --> 01:19:05,136
I heard you.

1313
01:19:05,136 --> 01:19:06,095
I heard you buddy.

1314
01:19:06,095 --> 01:19:07,055
Your registration's in the right.

1315
01:19:07,055 --> 01:19:09,456
You take care of your own.

1316
01:19:13,967 --> 01:19:14,448
It was his club.

1317
01:19:14,448 --> 01:19:16,568
Well we were just planning our own

1318
01:19:16,783 --> 01:19:23,216
The clip ends with Duck pulling up to the Texas National Guard on the US-Mexico border, as far as I can tell.

1319
01:19:23,311 --> 01:19:30,992
And waiting there as Ernest Borgnine once again being the bane of rubber duck's existence and the source of our fifteenth class.

1320
01:19:32,368 --> 01:19:35,152
Break a 1-9, break a 1-9!

1321
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:38,992
In the hardware at your front door.

1322
01:19:39,055 --> 01:19:41,328
If you don't get your ass out of that truck.

1323
01:19:41,359 --> 01:19:48,399
With your hands in the air, I'm gonna blow you sky high. Come on. Martin, do you read me? This is Lyle Water.

1324
01:19:49,136 --> 01:19:57,296
I guess this is as far as it goes. You better get on out. I'm staying. I said get out. Come on. You're done. You're done.

1325
01:19:58,064 --> 01:19:58,543
No cops, no cops.

1326
01:19:58,543 --> 01:19:59,984
He does.

1327
01:20:00,528 --> 01:20:02,448
Let's get this door out of the street.

1328
01:20:02,448 --> 01:20:02,927
Trained.

1329
01:20:02,927 --> 01:20:04,847
Doc, did you hear me?

1330
01:20:04,847 --> 01:20:06,368
Thank you.

1331
01:20:12,752 --> 01:20:13,712
You're finished.

1332
01:20:18,159 --> 01:20:21,760
[Music]

1333
01:20:25,615 --> 01:20:37,136
At the end of the clip, Duck drives his rig like a bat out of hell at the tank and all the pigs, and Ernest Borgnine lays on the 60 caliber nonstop, filling it with

1334
01:20:37,615 --> 01:20:38,095
Long.

1335
01:20:38,095 --> 01:20:40,416
Long after the other pigs cut and run.

1336
01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:41,359
The truck.

1337
01:20:41,488 --> 01:20:51,216
makes it maybe halfway across that bridge before the tanker explodes, and then the whole goddamn thing goes up in a huge explosion, sending the big rig down into the river.

1338
01:20:51,216 --> 01:20:51,895
They have a

1339
01:20:52,176 --> 01:20:58,416
It's important to note that uh duck dip dodged ducked and dived his way.

1340
01:20:58,416 --> 01:20:59,166
Ha ha.

1341
01:20:59,344 --> 01:21:00,015
Продолжение следует...

1342
01:21:00,112 --> 01:21:03,471
Of harm's way by hanging down below.

1343
01:21:03,631 --> 01:21:07,612
The rig where the engine block would take most of the bullets instead of him.

1344
01:21:08,112 --> 01:21:14,800
From the 60 Cal, and somehow that must have Maybe protected him from the explosion as the rig went off the side of the bridge?

1345
01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:15,579
Yeah.

1346
01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:17,488
I guess we'll find out.

1347
01:21:17,743 --> 01:21:19,184
But why not?

1348
01:21:19,184 --> 01:21:25,944
Anyway, the big rig crashes on down in the river, and then the rest of the convoy hears the explosion and begin

1349
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:37,615
riding the horns to pay tribute to their fallen hero, to acknowledge that the duck is now gone. It fades from this to a very guilty look on Ernest Borgnine's pig face.

1350
01:21:37,904 --> 01:21:40,761
Not the actor, but the pig, the character.

1351
01:21:40,783 --> 01:21:41,264
Yeah.

1352
01:21:41,264 --> 01:21:50,159
Well I'm not gonna kick a thaw hole any deeper. I'm just gonna stop there'cause Jesus And then there is a voiceover to save my ass and the end of the film.

1353
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:51,600
Our final clip.

1354
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:58,287
A lonely breed, hard men, proud men, not too proud to cry, nor shed a tear.

1355
01:21:59,247 --> 01:22:04,144
Embodiment Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here.

1356
01:22:04,144 --> 01:22:04,623
Gathered here today.

1357
01:22:04,623 --> 01:22:07,774
Here today to honor this great Native American son.

1358
01:22:07,823 --> 01:22:12,623
Who gave his life to dramatize a cause so vital to us all.

1359
01:22:13,328 --> 01:22:21,680
As many great Americans before him had. As you can see, these truckers are going to start passing, paying their respects.

1360
01:22:24,496 --> 01:22:25,456
We have an A

1361
01:22:26,416 --> 01:22:27,036
Amen.

1362
01:22:27,152 --> 01:22:28,112
Hey

1363
01:22:29,456 --> 01:22:30,992
And they're Max.

1364
01:22:31,568 --> 01:22:34,479
They're Jimmy's. They're K Wappers.

1365
01:22:35,087 --> 01:22:36,047
Fruit liners.

1366
01:22:36,591 --> 01:22:37,807
Garbage trunks.

1367
01:22:38,319 --> 01:22:39,279
Dump trucks.

1368
01:22:40,112 --> 01:22:41,391
And even limousines.

1369
01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:43,600
Truckers all.

1370
01:22:46,112 --> 01:22:48,144
[Silence]

1371
01:22:48,144 --> 01:22:50,287
Recovered wagons and trains.

1372
01:22:50,608 --> 01:22:52,047
To the eighteen wheelers.

1373
01:22:53,104 --> 01:22:55,216
It keeps this country alive.

1374
01:22:55,855 --> 01:22:57,296
Is controlled.

1375
01:22:57,488 --> 01:22:58,768
Индивидуализм!

1376
01:22:59,279 --> 01:23:01,199
made this cause so vital.

1377
01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:03,247
That I promise.

1378
01:23:03,663 --> 01:23:05,264
To take it to Washington.

1379
01:23:05,488 --> 01:23:06,608
And present it.

1380
01:23:06,671 --> 01:23:08,463
To the Senate myself.

1381
01:23:08,463 --> 01:23:12,079
[Silence]

1382
01:23:12,079 --> 01:23:12,528
Thank you.

1383
01:23:15,952 --> 01:23:18,287
You can do your part as well.

1384
01:23:19,887 --> 01:23:20,858
You're doing.

1385
01:23:20,975 --> 01:23:24,304
This thing isn't all the time. They're selling chickens to Bums.

1386
01:23:24,368 --> 01:23:27,728
You can get triggered, you get white right to the White House.

1387
01:23:29,167 --> 01:23:31,311
And I'll be there to back you up.

1388
01:23:31,408 --> 01:23:32,847
Hey Pig Pan, would you give me the staple?

1389
01:23:32,847 --> 01:23:34,768
Hey Chuck!

1390
01:23:34,768 --> 01:23:36,688
Do that, and I can believe this is part of it, okay?

1391
01:23:36,688 --> 01:23:43,775
Okay. Bullshit. Ladies and gentlemen, we will guarantee... that the rubber's ducks voice will be heard.

1392
01:23:43,792 --> 01:23:44,862
หวักหวัก

1393
01:23:47,376 --> 01:23:48,336
Martin.

1394
01:23:48,336 --> 01:23:49,775
We gather at the end.

1395
01:23:49,775 --> 01:23:52,176
You ever see a duck couldn't swim?

1396
01:23:52,176 --> 01:23:54,015
Where are we going?

1397
01:23:54,032 --> 01:24:13,456
[Silence]

1398
01:24:13,456 --> 01:24:14,416
Ladies and gentlemen!

1399
01:24:15,087 --> 01:24:17,007
The true spirit of America is to ensure you

1400
01:24:17,007 --> 01:24:18,448
Продолжение следует...

1401
01:24:19,568 --> 01:24:21,840
[Silence]

1402
01:24:24,720 --> 01:24:25,935
Yeah.

1403
01:24:27,743 --> 01:24:36,239
[Silence]

1404
01:24:36,239 --> 01:24:38,608
¡Suscríbete al canal!

1405
01:24:40,623 --> 01:24:41,551
Продолжение следует...

1406
01:24:42,768 --> 01:24:46,608
Let the governor get out.

1407
01:24:46,608 --> 01:24:49,007
And the dead will be the channel from God.

1408
01:24:49,007 --> 01:24:49,967
Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok

1409
01:24:49,967 --> 01:24:50,448
Use the truck is for-

1410
01:24:50,448 --> 01:24:51,927
for a red carpet.

1411
01:24:52,047 --> 01:24:52,528
In a White House!

1412
01:24:52,528 --> 01:24:53,488
Yeah.

1413
01:24:55,408 --> 01:24:56,368
Rotten son of a f

1414
01:24:56,368 --> 01:24:58,768
[Silence]

1415
01:24:58,768 --> 01:24:59,247
Yeah, yeah

1416
01:24:59,247 --> 01:25:02,268
Let's go by the

1417
01:25:02,287 --> 01:25:06,136
[Silence]

1418
01:25:07,631 --> 01:25:09,104
This is a parade!

1419
01:25:09,136 --> 01:25:10,095
on me, love.

1420
01:25:10,095 --> 01:25:12,496
Oh 10.

1421
01:25:12,496 --> 01:25:13,935
Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok

1422
01:25:13,935 --> 01:25:20,655
[Silence]

1423
01:25:23,184 --> 01:25:24,123
Ali.

1424
01:25:27,376 --> 01:25:39,311
The song that inspired the film going for gangbusters, they run us with yet even more footage of the convoys and all the action we saw earlier in the film.

1425
01:25:39,471 --> 01:25:41,872
As they roll those credits.

1426
01:25:41,872 --> 01:25:48,623
[Silence]

1427
01:25:48,623 --> 01:25:50,543
Uh Still on the cast.

1428
01:25:50,543 --> 01:25:51,503
Yeah. Still hurts.

1429
01:25:51,760 --> 01:25:53,680
Still hurts. But uh what are you gonna do?

1430
01:25:53,680 --> 01:26:00,890
What are you gonna do? Yeah, certainly the most upbeat and fun of all of the Sam Peck and Paul films that uh I've seen.

1431
01:26:01,264 --> 01:26:14,224
Yeah. For sure. Uh it has a very happy ending in that at the end of the funeral we find out that the duck didn't actually die. He's been faking his death, and that's how he's going to get away with all the horrible things that he did. Uh

1432
01:26:14,224 --> 01:26:15,663
Yeah.

1433
01:26:16,815 --> 01:26:22,576
Governor still tried to use the truckers, but then the truckers just drove off as like a protest to say fuck off, I guess.

1434
01:26:22,576 --> 01:26:24,496
I guess. Yeah, yeah. They're like, We're out of here. Yeah.

1435
01:26:24,496 --> 01:26:34,511
Yeah, they made them look like a fool. Yeah. They just took off with the funeral because they were like he's I love how he's like they're selling tickets or whatever is the line that Paul uses as he drives off. Yeah. Disgust.

1436
01:26:34,511 --> 01:26:34,992
Yeah.

1437
01:26:34,992 --> 01:26:36,252
Yeah.

1438
01:26:36,655 --> 01:26:40,015
It was pretty well done. I really dug what they had set up. I I really did.

1439
01:26:40,015 --> 01:26:49,840
Fun time. Again, my own thing is just... Y get it if you're gonna be a trucker movie or a car chase movie, whatever the case is.

1440
01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:50,399
Mm-hmm.

1441
01:26:50,511 --> 01:26:53,391
I need you to be fun. If you can't be fun, what the fuck are we even doing here?

1442
01:26:53,391 --> 01:26:54,752
Mm-hmm.

1443
01:26:54,768 --> 01:26:57,648
I know, right? Like you gotta just at least have fun.

1444
01:26:57,648 --> 01:26:59,087
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1445
01:26:59,087 --> 01:26:59,568
Let's have some fun.

1446
01:26:59,568 --> 01:27:01,007
Yeah.

1447
01:27:01,007 --> 01:27:11,760
Yeah, I completely do not disagree at all. I don't really have a whole like lot to add to it. I mean, the film itself is just what was laid out in front of us. Uh what I wanted.

1448
01:27:11,792 --> 01:27:15,119
And what I enjoyed the most about the Breaker Breaker film.

1449
01:27:15,184 --> 01:27:17,743
I got here multiple times over.

1450
01:27:17,807 --> 01:27:28,368
So many buildings getting destroyed in perfectly glorious trucker porn slow motion, the way they're just like bashing through fucking buildings and shit. It's awesome.

1451
01:27:28,368 --> 01:27:32,207
It's great shit, man. It's a fucking fantastic show.

1452
01:27:32,207 --> 01:27:42,608
There's one moment where the fucking cop that's trying to run literally tries to hide behind a building thinking he can get away from the truckers and one trucker sees him do it and just drives through the building at him.

1453
01:27:42,735 --> 01:27:44,176
It literally right there. Why not? Yeah.

1454
01:27:44,176 --> 01:27:48,368
Yeah, literally right through the building. It's glorious.

1455
01:27:48,431 --> 01:27:51,231
Done in slow motion and looks so fucking great.

1456
01:27:51,247 --> 01:27:52,207
Good shit.

1457
01:27:52,207 --> 01:27:52,688
Yeah.

1458
01:27:52,688 --> 01:28:04,217
This is filmed really, really well. Um, it's really hard to say anything all that negative about this film because anything that I would say story-wise is negated by the action.

1459
01:28:04,271 --> 01:28:12,912
And then anything that I would have to say about the action being over the top or ridiculous is nullified by how well it's shot.

1460
01:28:12,912 --> 01:28:13,631
Let's shot.

1461
01:28:14,895 --> 01:28:22,064
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Everything just looks Too good to be mad about any sort of Right.

1462
01:28:22,064 --> 01:28:27,823
Right. And quite literally, I think this film turned out exactly the way that it was meant to. Like this is exactly

1463
01:28:27,823 --> 01:28:28,304
Exactly how they're going to be able to do that

1464
01:28:28,304 --> 01:28:38,895
how they wanted it to be because everything that I would have, anything to say that I didn't really like myself about the film was done intentionally that way is of what I get the feeling of.

1465
01:28:38,895 --> 01:28:41,775
Yeah, I think you're exactly right.

1466
01:28:41,775 --> 01:28:54,224
Exactly right. Yeah. So like it's just preference at that point and I've got nothing to say.'Cause I you know, maybe I wanted the story to be more serious than it was, or maybe that's what I was expecting, but you know what? Fuck me. It still was fucking fun and I need to chill out.

1467
01:28:54,224 --> 01:29:02,333
Yeah, well I mean we all do. I think uh like I said, uh we gotta have some fun around this goddamn place because we don't have uh a lot of time. You know what I mean?

1468
01:29:02,351 --> 01:29:05,231
Yeah. It's just not worth being upset over anymore now, is it?

1469
01:29:05,231 --> 01:29:08,591
No, no, not at all, actually.

1470
01:29:09,551 --> 01:29:13,391
We shouldn't be upset even a little bit from a fucking movie.

1471
01:29:13,680 --> 01:29:14,159
Yeah.

1472
01:29:14,159 --> 01:29:18,000
Yeah. Unless it was intentionally trying to upset us, which there are movies that exist that do that.

1473
01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:21,359
Yeah. Yeah.

1474
01:29:21,840 --> 01:29:25,199
I think we've added enough qualifiers to make everybody feel good about what we've had to say.

1475
01:29:25,199 --> 01:29:30,032
I think so, yeah. I think now people won't be mad at us and maybe they'll like us again.

1476
01:29:30,032 --> 01:29:38,192
It's'cause that's what our desperate middle aged pathetic lives need is for people to like us somewhere out there, even though we get zero feedback about it. I know.

1477
01:29:38,192 --> 01:29:41,072
I know, I know, but that's a fact.

1478
01:29:41,072 --> 01:29:42,042
Yeah.

1479
01:29:42,671 --> 01:29:48,252
Well, why don't we stop being weirdly creepy, codependent with an audience we're not even really interacting with anymore?

1480
01:29:48,336 --> 01:29:54,095
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's uh let's wrap this up, all right. Daddy needs a beer. Let's get this going, all right? All right

1481
01:29:54,095 --> 01:30:09,007
All right, so we're gonna take the break here. We're gonna play the ending show housekeeping, and when we come back we'll have some music that was created to tell the plot line of Convoy without being the actual song of Convoy, which was the basis for the plot line of the film we just covered, which is Convo.

1482
01:30:10,384 --> 01:30:13,264
And been let's say convoy one more time. Just

1483
01:30:13,296 --> 01:30:17,136
To help me out. Comboy. Alright, now we're ready to go.

1484
01:30:19,471 --> 01:30:34,362
If you've decided you can't get enough of the show and would like to check out more of it, we're available at LegionPodcasts.com Just do a quick search for Cinema Psyops or just enter this entire URL into your browser. www.legionpodcasts.com forward slash cinema dash psyops-pod.

1485
01:30:34,384 --> 01:30:49,213
Podcast. Also available along with all of the fellow Legionneers on the Legion Discord chat. And now let's give you a rundown of the memes and how you're going to get them through Cinema Psyops. The easiest place to go is to subscribe to our Instagram feed.

1486
01:30:49,231 --> 01:31:04,061
Which is our main meme repository at cinema underscore psyops, or you could also follow the Facebook page of Cinema Psyops because they are immediately posted there after they get posted to the Instagram repository, and you can also check

1487
01:31:04,079 --> 01:31:18,479
out the Facebook group of cinema psyops and the memes are shared there. I am available on Facebook as Court PsyOps because the memes are also shared there as well. Thanks for listening to the show. I still can't believe that you're subscribed to us or here every week just like us.

1488
01:31:18,832 --> 01:31:49,520
[Music]

1489
01:31:49,520 --> 01:31:50,064
The highway.

1490
01:31:50,800 --> 01:32:00,000
[Music]

1491
01:32:01,007 --> 01:32:03,887
Now is when do I soul so quite near the sun?

1492
01:32:03,887 --> 01:32:05,807
With the convoy rebels leaving

1493
01:32:05,807 --> 01:32:07,247
Leaving troubles on the road

1494
01:32:07,247 --> 01:32:08,207
On the run.

1495
01:32:08,207 --> 01:32:17,104
Facing down the lawn and then a brawl so loud and bold in the heart of Of our freedom stories when to unfold.

1496
01:32:19,087 --> 01:32:20,079
To wave.

1497
01:32:20,079 --> 01:32:39,055
[Music]

1498
01:32:39,055 --> 01:32:45,264
Troubles on the ride Also loud and bold in the heart.

1499
01:32:46,192 --> 01:32:48,336
Up stories waiting to

1500
01:32:50,543 --> 01:32:55,823
[Music]

1501
01:32:56,144 --> 01:33:08,144
So again, that was a song that was created to tell you the story of Convoy, to fill a little bit of time between when we were done talking about Convoy, even though it's not the song Convoy, which is what the basis of the movie's plot line for.

1502
01:33:08,144 --> 01:33:11,536
What a great song though that was uh that was made for that.

1503
01:33:11,536 --> 01:33:12,975
I wouldn't promise that, Matt.

1504
01:33:12,975 --> 01:33:14,416
Matt, you're gonna regret saying that.

1505
01:33:14,416 --> 01:33:18,256
What a adequate song that was for that.

1506
01:33:18,256 --> 01:33:26,384
W what a song that existed in that it filled about a minute and thirty seconds of time between us talking about convoy.

1507
01:33:26,384 --> 01:33:34,543
Hey, that's what people say uh uh about my sex life. Is it adequately fills a minute thirty minute uh one minute thirty second second.

1508
01:33:38,159 --> 01:33:42,960
[Silence]

1509
01:33:42,960 --> 01:33:46,800
My sex life just comes with a single warning may cause chafing.

1510
01:33:46,800 --> 01:33:47,279
Yeah.

1511
01:33:47,279 --> 01:33:49,199
[Silence]

1512
01:33:49,199 --> 01:33:53,050
On who? We don't know. But somebody's gonna get chaped.

1513
01:33:53,551 --> 01:33:57,872
And while you're out there hoping it's not you, kick the fuck out of this weekend.

1514
01:33:58,351 --> 01:34:00,511
[Silence]

1515
01:34:01,648 --> 01:34:08,271
In the desert heat, where the cactus stands tall, rubbered up rolls, reclined to the call.

1516
01:34:08,431 --> 01:34:13,231
With a jaguar flash and the sun on his face, he dodges the law.

1517
01:34:13,680 --> 01:34:15,247
Keeping up the pace.

1518
01:34:16,944 --> 01:34:18,384
The C B crackles.

1519
01:34:18,703 --> 01:34:23,376
Pigpin is rigged, Spider Mike joins, sing along big.

1520
01:34:23,568 --> 01:34:30,127
A sheriff's on their tail, dirty plays the game, but with laughter and grit, they'll never be the same.

1521
01:34:30,479 --> 01:34:34,895
Key to shoppers up lines of the road.

1522
01:34:35,087 --> 01:34:38,032
And he ain't slowing down.

1523
01:34:38,416 --> 01:34:41,583
Through the deserts we chase.

1524
01:34:41,712 --> 01:34:45,039
Freedom's lost and fell.

1525
01:34:46,543 --> 01:34:49,680
And it's bad mo Make it time.

1526
01:34:50,351 --> 01:34:52,752
Wasn't tanning squeeze.

1527
01:34:53,807 --> 01:35:02,800
You breathe there, she's But when trouble brewed, this flew in the night.

1528
01:35:02,800 --> 01:35:04,815
[Music]

1529
01:35:04,815 --> 01:35:06,256
Go ahead and talk to me again real quick.

1530
01:35:06,384 --> 01:35:07,344
Hello, hello, hello. Alright.

1531
01:35:07,344 --> 01:35:12,144
Alright, yeah, and I've got you locked into a solid level, so I think we're good there.

1532
01:35:12,431 --> 01:35:13,872
Let me bring back

1533
01:35:14,703 --> 01:35:16,144
Okay, close that out.

1534
01:35:16,144 --> 01:35:23,484
Alright, looks like we're still going there and I'm already caught catching clips, but I need to move Move them back into place.

1535
01:35:23,631 --> 01:35:25,551
Alright, perfect. I think we're ready to go.

1536
01:35:25,551 --> 01:35:26,042
No.

1537
01:35:26,192 --> 01:35:27,631
So let's try again.

1538
01:35:27,984 --> 01:35:30,032
Oh wait, I gotta do one more thing.

1539
01:35:30,511 --> 01:35:30,992
Just to back up recording.

1540
01:35:30,992 --> 01:35:32,431
Recording in progress.

1541
01:35:32,431 --> 01:35:35,261
There we go. Backup recording is in progress.

1542
01:35:36,496 --> 01:35:37,456
That was the next time.

1543
01:35:37,456 --> 01:35:46,095
And now I can minimize this down. All right. Now you can actually hear the song. And I promise I won't play anything else while we're doing that because I don't have anything else to fuck around.

1544
01:35:46,095 --> 01:35:47,386
Fuck around.

1545
01:35:48,463 --> 01:35:51,823
Just one more thing to do and then

1546
01:35:52,304 --> 01:35:55,104
Mm. Okay, here's the actual song.

1547
01:35:58,800 --> 01:36:06,960
Light on trying to do a show. Virtue signaling. Out there's a woe. Simple Psyo stop. This podcast stop. Simple Psyups up.

1548
01:36:06,960 --> 01:36:08,890
This show still fucking sucks.

1549
01:36:08,912 --> 01:36:18,832
[Music]

1550
01:36:18,832 --> 01:36:19,503
Well.

1551
01:36:21,136 --> 01:36:23,536
Alright, this is over five minutes, so I'm gonna skip through it.

1552
01:36:23,536 --> 01:36:25,391
Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok As we do.

1553
01:36:25,935 --> 01:36:29,296
My fucking throat is burning from that hit that I have nearly coughed my lung up in.

1554
01:36:29,296 --> 01:36:33,086
Dude, yeah, I was like, Whew, someone got a big one. I mean, damn.

1555
01:36:33,456 --> 01:36:34,960
Yeah, it tore the ass end out of me.

1556
01:36:35,695 --> 01:36:36,176
This

1557
01:36:36,176 --> 01:36:41,935
This around their way around this old fuck as Sixteen minutes.

1558
01:36:42,960 --> 01:36:43,920
¡Vamos, amarelos!

1559
01:36:43,920 --> 01:36:44,920
Uh

1560
01:36:46,351 --> 01:36:47,631
Just outrageous, man.

1561
01:36:47,695 --> 01:36:48,176
It's just outrageous.

1562
01:36:48,176 --> 01:36:52,975
Outrageous, Cort. Out fucking rage.

1563
01:36:52,975 --> 01:36:55,855
It's like if I don't do this I won't make a show anymore or something.

1564
01:36:55,855 --> 01:36:58,586
or something.

1565
01:36:58,960 --> 01:37:00,880
What's the point of living?

1566
01:37:01,775 --> 01:37:05,615
The most fun I have podcasting with you is being a dick over top of these clips that we skipped through.

1567
01:37:05,615 --> 01:37:13,264
Right, yeah. I mean fucking we have Chris Christopher, just leaking pure sex and We're talking about clips.

1568
01:37:13,264 --> 01:37:14,703
You're here talking about practice.

1569
01:37:14,703 --> 01:37:18,064
Practice.

1570
01:37:18,064 --> 01:37:18,543
I know.

1571
01:37:18,543 --> 01:37:24,783
And Chris Chris Sofferson out here just oozing out sexuality and you wanna talk about practice.

1572
01:37:25,423 --> 01:37:27,823
I am totally quoting Ted Lasso.

1573
01:37:27,823 --> 01:37:29,264
And Alan Iverson.

1574
01:37:29,264 --> 01:37:31,184
I know you're quoting the original, but I'm all

1575
01:37:32,623 --> 01:37:36,463
Yeah, yeah. I I'm yeah, I'm well aware you were good, I know.

1576
01:37:37,423 --> 01:37:39,163
All right.

1577
01:37:39,344 --> 01:37:41,264
Worker solidarity. Yeah.

1578
01:37:41,264 --> 01:37:43,184
The janitor in the trucker's baby.

1579
01:37:43,184 --> 01:37:44,144
Curse baby.

1580
01:37:45,359 --> 01:37:48,176
Alright, I'm gonna skip around'cause this one's like nine minutes.

1581
01:37:48,463 --> 01:37:51,344
By the way, I'm stoned out of my fucking cord, I don't know how I'm keeping this together.

1582
01:37:51,344 --> 01:37:56,953
I like it. Yeah, I yeah I number one, I I can tell but only like just'cause I know ya.

1583
01:37:57,039 --> 01:38:00,304
I could tell you I'm like, Oh yes the Cort's on one right now.

1584
01:38:00,336 --> 01:38:01,072
बादा

1585
01:38:01,615 --> 01:38:03,055
It's all right. You're doing good on the show.

1586
01:38:03,055 --> 01:38:08,336
It's the way I'm stumbling it's the way I'm stumbling over words and not able to process what I'm reading. That's when I read this.

1587
01:38:08,336 --> 01:38:08,815
And I'll see you.

1588
01:38:08,815 --> 01:38:10,235
I'm like, oh wow, I'm fucked.

1589
01:38:10,640 --> 01:38:14,960
You are fairly calm as well. Like really calm. More calm than usual.

1590
01:38:14,960 --> 01:38:15,920
Yeah that's how you can see.

1591
01:38:15,920 --> 01:38:18,800
That's how you can tell I'm really fucked is if I'm actually really, really conf

1592
01:38:18,800 --> 01:38:20,239
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1593
01:38:20,239 --> 01:38:22,159
It's unnerving'cause I'm like, I just do not get

1594
01:38:22,159 --> 01:38:25,039
I mean long highways.

1595
01:38:25,039 --> 01:38:31,216
You uh you got um You got like a witness protection voice going on right now.

1596
01:38:32,271 --> 01:38:37,039
Yeah. Where I am.

1597
01:38:39,376 --> 01:38:46,159
demeanor of my voice is because I also fried my vocal cords with that really powerful hit that's fried my brain as well.

1598
01:38:46,448 --> 01:38:51,247
Yeah, yeah, you are yeah, that hit was something else, man. I heard that throughout everything. I was like, God damn.

1599
01:38:51,247 --> 01:38:54,608
Damn. Lost my mouse. There it is.

1600
01:38:54,608 --> 01:38:57,488
Oh, I think it's because you just stoned, but sorry.

1601
01:38:58,448 --> 01:38:59,408
Three, two, one.

1602
01:38:59,408 --> 01:39:06,399
Brothers on the We be chasing that wild dream through the highways of the dirt.

1603
01:39:07,887 --> 01:39:15,439
[Music]

1604
01:39:15,439 --> 01:39:15,887
Máffe.

1605
01:39:16,047 --> 01:39:18,927
Now is when do I soul so quite near the sun?

1606
01:39:18,927 --> 01:39:20,847
With the convoy rebels leaving

1607
01:39:20,847 --> 01:39:22,287
Leaving troubles on the road

1608
01:39:22,287 --> 01:39:23,247
On the run.

1609
01:39:23,247 --> 01:39:27,568
Facing down the lawn and then a brawl so loud and bold in the heart of

1610
01:39:27,568 --> 01:39:28,047
好了吧

1611
01:39:28,047 --> 01:39:31,823
Of our freedom stories when to unfold.

1612
01:39:33,872 --> 01:39:35,119
Seeks her way.

1613
01:39:35,119 --> 01:39:42,960
[Music]

1614
01:39:42,960 --> 01:39:43,536
With a spear!

1615
01:39:43,536 --> 01:39:54,287
[Music]

1616
01:39:54,287 --> 01:39:55,503
by bwd6

1617
01:39:56,944 --> 01:40:02,703
[Silence]

1618
01:40:03,503 --> 01:40:06,863
And while you're out there hoping it's not you, kick the fuck out of this week.

1619
01:40:07,823 --> 01:40:09,743
[Silence]

1620
01:40:09,743 --> 01:40:11,663
Alright, let's stop the recording.

1621
01:40:12,144 --> 01:40:14,039
Recording stopped.