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well hello All You Beautiful

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People you know what time it

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is ladies and gents Guys and Dolls and

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everyone in

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between gather around get you something

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real nice to sip on and comfy to slip

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on cuz it's time for smut Club here's

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your hosts Chelsea and

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[Applause]

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Hannah hey everybody and welcome to smut

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club I'm Hannah and I'm Chelsea and this

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is the podcast where we uh daydrink and

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review romance novels of uh varying

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quality yeah I feels accurate yeah I

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mean cuz some books we read and I'm like

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this book slaps I would read it again

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100% and then I think there are some

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books that like were like I started

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reading this and as soon as I started

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reading it I started outlining it

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because I knew I would review it and

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could never look back right this is not

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when I was going to reread for the Pod

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this was happening one time yeah yeah

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yeah de had those books where you you're

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like sure I'm just picking up this

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random one and you're like oh my God I

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need to outline this

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immediately like it was on a random list

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on Tik Tok somebody like held up the

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cover and I was like that looks

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interesting and then I'm like nope I

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made a mistake but I'm In Too Deep we

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all right I think we've talked about

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this a bit before because yes there are

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those books that I'm like as soon as I

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start reading this I start outlining it

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but I think I've also finally started to

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give myself freedom for just being like

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this book blows and I don't want to like

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this isn't bringing joy to my soul I

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don't want to finish this yeah and I

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think historically I would just be no

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like you owe it to the author to finish

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the book and then sometimes I'm like oh

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my God I've been reading for days and

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I'm at 20% of the way through painful no

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yeah it's not worth it can't do this

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well uh like Kristen Ashley I've

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read probably 25 plus Ashley yeah well

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and I feel like there are just some

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series that you like you can pick them

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up very casually and her series will

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then have like seven or eight books and

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so I'm like it's it's over time right uh

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but there are also some Christian

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Christen Ashley books where I'm like

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this is um a little too long- winded for

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me where I'm like we are 150 pages into

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a 600 page book and nothing has happened

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yet like I I I can't yeah please stop

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asking me to well and there have been

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times when like if it's in a series like

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that where each one follows a different

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couple or whatever but there's stuff

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about the overall storyline you need for

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the next one I'll read like the first

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and last three

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chapters and I'm like I feel like I got

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it like I got the IST that's fair

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yeah and I do feel like most books give

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you enough of a refresher yeah unless

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it's

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like a series like a mafia series where

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each book is like 180 pages and it ends

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on a cliffhanger and then the next book

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just starts and they're like we expect

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you to know what you're getting into we

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will not be going back right yep um but

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today we actually have what I've I've

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never read fourth of I smut before me

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either I'm excited but I love smut for

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every

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occasion so if you're looking for um

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some patriotic smut this is our sparkly

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holiday

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smut and I will also be clear it's

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really not that

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patriotic I'm good with that it's like

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it starts on 4th of July and that's why

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we're here that's why it's 4th of July

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duh good to know right so all right we

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should probably tell you what the book

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is today we are reading not so lucky um

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not is with a K like tying the knot um

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by trilina pooie and before we turn the

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mics on we had a very long conversation

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trilina if we are mispronouncing any

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part of your name please let us know we

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assumed poochie like Tucci CU then we

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had a very long conversation about how

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wonderful Stanley Tui is shout out to

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Stan would love to have you on the show

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whenever whenever you want to read some

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SM schedule

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whenever you're rolling through North

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Georgia holl at your girls we're here

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we're here for you and we are very

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willing to review trashy romance novels

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with you um okay so not so lucky is We

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are following Eleanor and crew are the

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are the two main characters here it's

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dual point of view for a lot of the book

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like it doesn't really necessarily

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matter that it's dual point of view but

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there are points where I'm like okay

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this goes more prominent so we are um

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opening with Elanor Elanor is on the

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phone with her sister Samantha um as she

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is leaving a hotel looking a hot mess in

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a dress that the buttons have been torn

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off and uh the ultimate Walk of Shame

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right right kind of energy I'm telling

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her sister how the night before she uh

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got drunk in Vegas married crew Matthews

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who's the quarterback for the Vegas

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Raiders sure yeah uh and her sister's

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only response was are you trying to

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break dad's heart he's a lifelong ners

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fan I'm like I love the priorities here

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yes yeah so she's like listen I I

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married crew Matthews [ __ ] his friends

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and now I'm I'm headed back to my hotel

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[ __ ] his friends yeah they're uh

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they're all willing to share noted yeah

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oh so is this a reverse Harum no okay

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all right it is not a reverse harm just

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some people who like to have a good time

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okay right sure yeah so we that's where

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we open and then we like rewind for a

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little bit of additional context to the

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day before um where it is 4th of July

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Elanor is flying into Vegas um from the

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bay area in California okay is that San

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Francis San Francisco yeah

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I accidentally spilled some vodka

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already listen I've never lived in

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California I also grew up in the Tampa

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Bay area there's a lot of bay areas

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Hannah why why is that your because I

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just started thinking about sitting on a

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Dock of the Bay by Otis reading because

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he says in there he's on The Frisco Bay

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um no I just got very I started thinking

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of Anchor Man and San Diego

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go and then like when he's like and this

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is what that stand was it whales vag yes

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yes I'm pretty sure it doesn't pretty

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sure it does like that's and then I was

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like I am getting very off track and

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getting my city SK we're in the weeds

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for all of it anyway they're in Vegas

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but she's from the Bay Area uh she is an

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esthetician who was working on opening

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her own Salon oh yes um so they get to

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Elanor and her bestie Millie get to the

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janky ass motel that they booked uh and

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it is creepy as [ __ ] and Elanor is like

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Millie what the [ __ ] like you're the one

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who booked this place like and we need

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to find a new place and she was like you

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went through a travel agent and Millie's

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like well like she's not really a travel

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agent she's more of like a travel

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blogger I saw her on Tik Tok she made a

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video about which hotel to stay at based

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on your star sign and you know I'm a sad

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Arius oh my God Hannah if you ever

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booked a trip for us and said I booked

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this hotel cuz you know I'm a cancer I

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just can't help

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myself well I what I would say is I

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booked this because you're a Cancer and

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I'm doing this for you Hannah you were

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born a day before me we are both cancer

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I know but I would make it your fault

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Chelsea you're just feeling extra

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cancery right now so I booked this for

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you you know you can't recognize the

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support I'm giving because you're a

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Cancer and I can give you Grace for that

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I think and I could be wrong here but I

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think that's what they call gaslighting

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I was going to say yeah yeah no I heard

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it please don't Gaslight me about future

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hotels outside of that we'll be good but

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so everything is booked and they they

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can't find another place um they end up

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going out

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dancing um because that is what they are

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there in Vegas to do is to live the

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Vegas fun for Fourth of July weekend

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right have a good time yes and as

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they're uh at the bar ordering their

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drinks like a super like cute guy comes

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up on one side of her and then a super

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cute guy comes up on the other side of

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her and she's like looking between them

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and it's like oh like is this the part

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where I'm supposed to choose and they're

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like why choose

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sure strong opener yeah yeah yeah um

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this is now when we're going to switch

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to Cruz perspective and our introduction

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to him his buddies are waking him up his

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buddies Nate and TJ were the dudes who

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were on either side of Elanor got it in

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her mental image he is very hung over uh

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but like recalling last night and he's

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like they're like do you remember what

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happened last night he's like yeah I got

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married and y'all [ __ ] my wife we all

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like what a way to wake up well but he

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woke up late because his trainer is

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there because right he's an nete yeah

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he's an NFL quarterback she's a Tiny

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Terror named Claire that they are all

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completely terrified of I love that yes

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it always makes me laugh um and he finds

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a note from Elanor that like

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has her number and her location and is

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like I want a divorce call me love you

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bye yeah so he calls his laer and he's

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like you're you're going to work for all

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that money I pay you today his La is

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like are you [ __ ] kidding me but then

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his lawyer uh his lawyer's name is Josh

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Josh's sister is Barrett who is a cruise

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agent and so Josh is like did you tell

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Barrett yet he's like no got to figure

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that one out she doesn't need to know

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really surely this won't impact anything

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be like a quick and dirty enement nobody

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has to know you're like de not my agent

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this can stay under RPS those Vegas

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chapels aren't like super Johnny on the

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spot with the paperwork I'm sure we can

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like before they file it you

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know I have a friend who is a

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photographer here in North Georgia and

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she just shot

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um in a lopment in Vegas oh cool in the

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photos where I'm

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like damn it those are cool wedding

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photos yeah I'm like this couple's just

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so cool like I'm like I've never looked

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at someone's wedding photos and

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explicitly thought God damn they look

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cool

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like like I've obviously looked at I'm

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like they're so beautiful I'm like right

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I'm like dang these people look like a

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Vibe yeah I don't think I have either no

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no I don't know if I could have gotten

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married in Vegas I'm I'm sure I could

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have but when I was asked to leave a

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casino once and I've been afraid to go

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to a casino ever since then and it's not

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that great a story but I was

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12 and I was there visiting my uncle who

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lived in Vegas and he really wanted to

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place a bet on some ponies and me and my

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sister were not allowed in the area

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where you place the bets so just left us

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on the floor of the casino and I was 12

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and I wanted to play nickel slots and if

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there's one thing you shouldn't do in a

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casino when you're underage it's Play

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Nickel slots so we were asked to leave

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and my uncle was

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banned from the

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casino I mean I I kind of get why

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yeah but you weren't banned from the

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casino no but I have like this core

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memory of like I can't go back back

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there I saw this post online where this

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guy's like yeah met this dude who like

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apparently got banned from a bar in 78

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and it was like surely like that doesn't

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still stand and he walked in recently

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like get the [ __ ] out of here

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Dan God damn it Dan you know the rules

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I'm like that's you and this casino even

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though you were 12 and they were like

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clearly this 12-year-old's not at fault

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but you're like I can't get married in a

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Vegas I could never I could never by an

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Elvis impersonator because one time I

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played nickel SLO as a they don't have

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Elvis impersonators anymore you can

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bring your own you could bring your own

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but the them have them at all no there

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was some licensing thing maybe it got

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resolved but a few years ago there was a

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licensing thing they they weren't

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allowed to have elice impersonators in

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the wedding

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chapels B

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yoe yes anyway all right so he [ __ ] you

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all [ __ ] my wife and then we see Cruz

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little flashback the day before where

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he'd been meeting with his agent Barrett

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about the transition to the 49ers so he

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is switching from the Raiders to the

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49ers and his besties TJ and Nate will

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be joining him um but this deal has been

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set and his agent's like listen no no

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more media scandals like keep keep your

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head down and we do like we find out

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kind of throughout the book I don't

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really remember exactly when it's not

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the most important but like I guess like

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with crew as the quarterback the Raiders

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had like lost a Super Bowl and he was

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being interviewed by ESPN and went off

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on how much of a dumbass the owner of

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the team was nice yes in a way that it's

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like yeah maybe uh maybe another team

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would would be a better fit for us here

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right it's time to transition so as he

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is talking to his agent about all of

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this he's like getting texts from uh

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Nate and TJ that's are like you need to

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like meet us at the club like we got

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some wild ones like there's this one

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girl that like she is

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like mint and he just goes dibs have not

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seen her text text them dibs before he

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has even made it to the bar uh when he

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gets to the bar though and like gets to

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where they're all hanging out his eyes

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lock with her as she's the one who's

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like dancing on a table with a champagne

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bottle with a sparkler flying out of the

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top it's like very much the the party

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she trips falls into his

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arms and he's like I am about this right

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yes this is

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fantastic um so the two of them are very

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like locked in with each other and kind

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of flirting all night and they all end

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up on a party bus and he's like you you

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should come home with me and she's like

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well sure what are you

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offering oh we're bargaining now got it

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so she stands up on the party bus and

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goes hey he's saying I should come home

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with him anyone else have a better offer

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like what and so like one of the dudes

362
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TJ is like I'll I'll lift a boom box

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over my head like react say

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anything and Nate's like I'll get your

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name tattooed on my ass and crew is like

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marry

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me right and that's how we got here and

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this is how we got there so now back to

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present um Elanor is looking a hot mess

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but she finally gets back to her hotel

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but also in like the true tragic walk of

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shame I was going to say Walk of Fame

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but no Walk of Shame oh uh yeah I

374
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remember once going to Austin over a

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spring break with a friend of mine mhm

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and uh there had been this like huge I

377
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guess like annual party that happens on

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Greek Road there and we're driving down

379
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Greek Road the morning after and I will

380
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never forget this girl was wearing like

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a neon tank top and a fanny pack

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like hair all a

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skew just limping down in a way that I'm

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like I don't know if me stopping to ask

385
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you if you need a ride um would make

386
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this better or worse for you yeah I was

387
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like because I was like this we might

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end up being those people in the story

389
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that you're like and then I looked so

390
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tragic these weirdos these weirdos

391
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driving down the street asked if they

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could help they banged a UI to come ask

393
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if I was okay

394
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to be fair she looked more like right of

395
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passage Walk of Shame home not uh like

396
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injured yeah not like if we don't

397
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intervene she won't get home she stumble

398
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into a bush

399
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yeah like I don't she didn't look like

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she would be on the news as like haven't

401
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been seen like [ __ ] we saw her this is

402
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:58,960
on us no right just I'm like oh we've

403
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all been there we have yeah yeah well Le

404
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we forget the time that I had been

405
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partying and then I I was not driving my

406
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car when this happened but a whole a

407
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bottle of whiskey fell over in the back

408
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seat and soaked the the

409
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mats but I was uh the lay youth pastor

410
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at a church at the time and we were

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launching the youth minist like the new

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youth ministry programming the next

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morning that Sunday sure and I was

414
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supposed to drive students in my car M

415
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so the morning we're launching I'm at

416
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the church and I'm like hey

417
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guys I can't drive anyone

418
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today if you need to smell my car you'll

419
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understand I'm happy to take a

420
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breathalyzer but like my car re like my

421
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car smelled so bad I was like I probably

422
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:54,880
wreak of it walking into church oh my my

423
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God that's rough

424
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dude like no it's like can you get

425
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contact drunk like I'm like sitting in

426
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your hot box car you had some water on

427
00:19:04,679 --> 00:19:07,760
your hands earlier and I thought you

428
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were rubbing vodka into them were you

429
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:12,960
trying to get contact drunk on the Vodka

430
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on your hand

431
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maybe okay so Elanor gets back to the

432
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hotel room but she like gets there like

433
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after checkout had already happened but

434
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all of her stuff is still in the room so

435
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:24,400
the door is locked but she doesn't have

436
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her wallet cuz it's in the room and her

437
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:28,360
phone has now died of course and she's

438
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like at the point where she's like am I

439
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:34,159
going to have to give this dude a really

440
00:19:30,799 --> 00:19:36,039
sketchy [ __ ] to get like she's like I

441
00:19:34,159 --> 00:19:38,280
just need my wallet I just need a wallet

442
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or a phone charger I'm just trying my

443
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:43,039
best at this point where is her friend

444
00:19:40,919 --> 00:19:45,600
uh Millie had hooked up with a

445
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DJ sure well I think she was maybe

446
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:49,679
already hooking up with him when this

447
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one started cuz they're hanging out with

448
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him so all right this book had started

449
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as like the third book in the second

450
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book in a three book series okay the

451
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first book had been 10 in Tinsel I think

452
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oh right which is about her sister

453
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Samantha and is an actual reverse Harum

454
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right um and it cuz like the whole

455
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series had been like the holiday series

456
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sure and then this book was the second

457
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one then the third book is

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Valentine's um and it's about Millie oh

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okay and TJ and Nate oh that one like

460
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:32,039
just released in 2024 okay but I noticed

461
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was when I downloaded the third what

462
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three ways to mend a broken heart I

463
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think is like what the third one's

464
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called uh but it looked like it had

465
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shifted where it wasn't holiday book 3

466
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it was destination love book

467
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two and then this was destination love

468
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book

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one but the series has yeah it's like

470
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they she decided to change the series

471
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right but like forgot to update it so

472
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I'm I was a little confused by that if

473
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I'm being honest not that it actually

474
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impacts my ability to read the book

475
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:06,200
right but I'm like what oh so is this a

476
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two book series or a three book series

477
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and we've switch names we switch series

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I don't really get it oh well not really

479
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relevant uh Millie gets there is just

480
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like laughing watching this whole

481
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exchange pays the dude they get back in

482
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their room um and then Eleanor goes out

483
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to her car to get a charger and has at

484
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this point missed a text from crew

485
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because her phone was dead crew being

486
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like hey we got a meeting with a

487
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judge I'm on my way to pick you up yeah

488
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let's get you but then it's also funny

489
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because she's in her car charging her

490
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phone and crew like opens the car door

491
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and she just starts attacking good for

492
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her like doesn't open her eyes just

493
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starts like blindly swinging and she's

494
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like how do I recall all of like the

495
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like defense training I've had so she's

496
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just shouting like Punch Kick go for the

497
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vulnerable

498
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areas and Cruz like open your [ __ ]

499
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eyes

500
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that's awesome at one point she's

501
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shouting she's like I'm the wrong

502
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demographic to get

503
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[Laughter]

504
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trafficked and he's like no one's trying

505
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:14,600
to traffic you open your eyes I texted

506
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you I was coming you're my

507
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wife he's like you might only be my wife

508
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:21,320
for another hour but God damn girl not

509
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,559
trying to kill

510
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:26,760
you so they're now heading to the

511
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courthouse running late uh Cruz like

512
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:32,320
what about one last ROM

513
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:35,640
for for Old Time sake and Eleanor is

514
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:37,480
like I don't double dip my fun dick and

515
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:42,640
he's like what she's like you know like

516
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fun dip but dick I don't double

517
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:48,799
dip she's like I'll make out with you

518
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:51,960
some so they end up like making out I

519
00:22:48,799 --> 00:22:54,799
think I love her in like a hot mess way

520
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:56,799
of like I hope you grow but also I love

521
00:22:54,799 --> 00:22:59,440
this stage for

522
00:22:56,799 --> 00:23:03,279
you after reading three ways to mend a

523
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:07,480
broken heart I really don't think she's

524
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gross good to know I can adjust my hopes

525
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:13,720
but this is kind of the just like unfl

526
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:16,320
flappable like funny energy this whole

527
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:19,799
is is the whole book

528
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:22,880
1,000% um but as they're walking into

529
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:25,559
the judges Chambers uh Josh the lawyer

530
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:28,520
is like get he's like okay you guys were

531
00:23:25,559 --> 00:23:30,360
too drunk to consent to what you like

532
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,600
you do not remember it like and they

533
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,080
were like well that feels a bit like

534
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:35,200
stretching the truth but if that's kind

535
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:38,159
of what we we need to say that that's

536
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:40,600
fine but then like Elanor and Josh are

537
00:23:38,159 --> 00:23:42,559
like laughing it up and then crew is a

538
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:44,760
little bit like what the [ __ ] is my

539
00:23:42,559 --> 00:23:46,200
lawyer flirting with my wife and I'm

540
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:49,000
like she's not going to be your wife bro

541
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:50,840
you you gotta you got to let it go right

542
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,480
you can't call dibs anymore you're

543
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:54,679
getting divorced and she doesn't want to

544
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:57,520
double dip anyway so

545
00:23:54,679 --> 00:24:00,440
maybe let her do a single dip with your

546
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,440
lawyer

547
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:05,360
sorry single dip I was trying I know we

548
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:07,600
were saying double dip but there's

549
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:11,520
something about single dip that feels it

550
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:13,720
feels bad it felt bad when I said

551
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:16,799
it you're like Chelsea I need to know I

552
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,799
didn't feel good saying it

553
00:24:17,159 --> 00:24:22,919
either so as they

554
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:25,320
are now um in the judges Chambers and

555
00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:27,320
they're sitting there and so they're

556
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:29,000
like saying like yep we were too drunk

557
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:32,159
we don't remember judge is like so I

558
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:35,320
just want to like confirm that that's

559
00:24:32,159 --> 00:24:36,440
the truth because lying even in Chambers

560
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,960
is is

561
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:42,000
perjury and they're like yeah it's the

562
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:45,320
truth and then the judge pulls out his

563
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:47,559
phone and opens Eleanor's Instagram

564
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:50,720
where she' posted a

565
00:24:47,559 --> 00:24:53,919
real of everyone laughing around them

566
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:57,039
her like legs around crew's waist sort

567
00:24:53,919 --> 00:24:59,080
of energy being like I just married crew

568
00:24:57,039 --> 00:25:01,039
Matthews and then making out and they're

569
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:03,000
like the problem is we only look five

570
00:25:01,039 --> 00:25:06,720
out of 10 drunk in that

571
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:09,240
video cuz we were only five out of 10

572
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:11,000
drunk and Elanor is like that video is

573
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:14,520
private and he's like the judge is like

574
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,520
your Instagram is

575
00:25:15,039 --> 00:25:21,200
public [ __ ] whoops yes and so then he's

576
00:25:18,919 --> 00:25:23,559
like well I can't offer you an analment

577
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:25,320
because you're not meeting the criteria

578
00:25:23,559 --> 00:25:28,960
for an analment and he's like and for

579
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:33,480
divorce one of you must be a citizen

580
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:36,559
and uh crew has been living in like the

581
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:40,720
penthouse of a hotel in Vegas but right

582
00:25:36,559 --> 00:25:43,000
has not is not technically a Nevada

583
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:45,360
resident um and so they're like well

584
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:47,039
would you grant him like good faith

585
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:49,080
citizenship to do this and then they're

586
00:25:47,039 --> 00:25:53,440
like oh well like if he weren't leaving

587
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:54,960
to go to a different team and then crew

588
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:57,559
is crew and his lawyer are starting to

589
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:59,039
pick up on what's going on and Elanor is

590
00:25:57,559 --> 00:26:01,279
just like oh he's a football fan do

591
00:25:59,039 --> 00:26:03,320
something

592
00:26:01,279 --> 00:26:04,520
football autograph something yeah she's

593
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,520
like do you want to sign something here

594
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:08,600
grab something yeah crew do it you have

595
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:11,399
a football right people just carry them

596
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:15,600
like sign it while crew and Josh are

597
00:26:11,399 --> 00:26:17,960
sitting there seeing that uh he has a

598
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:20,120
specialty Jersey that was limited

599
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:23,039
release that was just the owner's best

600
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:25,880
friends who got them after winning a

601
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:29,440
championship the one that crew talked

602
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:33,279
mad [ __ ] about on ESPN yeah yeah yeah I

603
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:35,840
see so as soon as they see what the uh

604
00:26:33,279 --> 00:26:37,880
like what Jersey it is sitation [ __ ]

605
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:42,000
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and so then

606
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:43,240
crew starts like going off and it's

607
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,080
starting to get really angry to the

608
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,480
point that like Eleanor jumps on his lap

609
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:49,960
and starts making out with him and she's

610
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:51,360
like do not make this worse like you

611
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:53,039
yelling at this judge is not going to

612
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,640
get us out of this shut the [ __ ] up we

613
00:26:53,039 --> 00:26:57,080
will figure this out you are not helping

614
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:59,880
me yes you you not helping anyone in

615
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:02,120
this yourself or me Shut the [ __ ] up I

616
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:06,200
will distract you by making out with you

617
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:07,880
in front of your your the judge and your

618
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:10,640
lawyer

619
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:13,720
yeah um which really made me

620
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:16,320
laugh so now afterwards they haven't

621
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:19,799
left the courthouse yet but um Eleanor

622
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:21,679
is FaceTiming her sister and Millie and

623
00:27:19,799 --> 00:27:25,320
telling them about the

624
00:27:21,679 --> 00:27:27,159
ruling and her sister's kind of like so

625
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:30,039
you have to stay married to the hot

626
00:27:27,159 --> 00:27:33,039
football player for a month

627
00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:34,360
dang and and you wanted me to feel bad

628
00:27:33,039 --> 00:27:39,240
for

629
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:41,120
you I like her yeah all of them like the

630
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,320
whole time you're like this is the right

631
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:44,799
level yeah because Ellen was sitting

632
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:47,440
there and she's like what's the football

633
00:27:44,799 --> 00:27:51,200
equivalent of a Swifty cuz that's what's

634
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:55,360
[ __ ] happening here this football

635
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:55,360
Swifty and now I can't get a

636
00:27:56,559 --> 00:28:01,519
divorce there's so many football

637
00:27:58,559 --> 00:28:02,960
swifties now though well and you know to

638
00:28:01,519 --> 00:28:04,960
be fair this book was written before

639
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:07,440
Travis Kelsey and tayor Swift started

640
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:09,720
dating which makes it even funnier I

641
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:11,919
also was laughing cuz I saw a post that

642
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:13,360
uh in an interview they asked uh Machine

643
00:28:11,919 --> 00:28:15,880
Gun Kelly

644
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:18,399
like three thoughts or critic like

645
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:20,799
something of like some maybe it was uh

646
00:28:18,399 --> 00:28:23,240
the new Taylor Swift album I forget what

647
00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:25,640
exactly it was I just not Machine Gun

648
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:27,600
Kelly's response was you're out of your

649
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:30,399
[ __ ] mind if you think I want any

650
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:34,720
smoke with that fan base like I am not

651
00:28:30,399 --> 00:28:37,440
saying [ __ ] against her he said you want

652
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:40,600
me to fight Eminem 100% you you want me

653
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:43,399
to threaten Dr Dre no problem you want

654
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:44,960
me to talk [ __ ] about Swift no we won't

655
00:28:43,399 --> 00:28:47,519
be doing

656
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:51,600
that and not actually I think because of

657
00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:54,320
Taylor no I love that so much actually I

658
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:55,399
don't want any smoke with that fan

659
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:58,919
that's really

660
00:28:55,399 --> 00:29:01,000
good um so as Elanor is sitting there

661
00:28:58,919 --> 00:29:02,799
telling her sister and bestie about this

662
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:05,919
she is hearing crew on the phone

663
00:29:02,799 --> 00:29:07,279
updating his people and he's real pissed

664
00:29:05,919 --> 00:29:09,080
and like making a couple comments that

665
00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:11,360
like she knows aren't targeted towards

666
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:12,720
her but are still kind of shitty where

667
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,159
and he's like this judge is trying to

668
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,519
like [ __ ] me over with last night's

669
00:29:14,159 --> 00:29:19,720
[ __ ] like are you [ __ ] me yeah and

670
00:29:16,519 --> 00:29:21,760
she's like excuse me this is high class

671
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:23,039
right right yeah like not actual

672
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,360
offended were you not trying to get in

673
00:29:23,039 --> 00:29:27,200
it again and I said no come on now [ __ ]

674
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,760
like yeah you wanted it an hour ago

675
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,679
don't call me laugh

676
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:32,840
used [ __ ]

677
00:29:30,679 --> 00:29:35,559
exactly you get it yeah and so she's

678
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:37,360
like whatever [ __ ] it I'm not going to

679
00:29:35,559 --> 00:29:40,519
uh I'm not going to sleep with them for

680
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:42,240
the next so the the full explanation is

681
00:29:40,519 --> 00:29:44,159
that the judge said you need to stay

682
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:48,000
both of you need to stay with your feet

683
00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:51,200
in Vegas for the next 30 days for me to

684
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:53,120
Grant the divorce got it yes so we're

685
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:55,080
stuck here which means she can't go back

686
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,880
and work on her business and he might

687
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:59,159
have issues with his new

688
00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:01,799
team yeah yeah like I think he was

689
00:29:59,159 --> 00:30:04,679
missing part of training camp or

690
00:30:01,799 --> 00:30:06,720
something like that um something in that

691
00:30:04,679 --> 00:30:08,240
that General wheelhouse but then crew

692
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:10,080
walks up and he's like we need to we

693
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,919
need to go and she's like I'm still on

694
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,440
FaceTime and so he just grabs her phone

695
00:30:11,919 --> 00:30:16,320
and looks at them and he's like hey

696
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:18,159
great to meet you we need to go hangs up

697
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,600
and then he's like the paparazzi are out

698
00:30:18,159 --> 00:30:20,679
front because they think the Judge

699
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,640
called them and he's like so we need to

700
00:30:20,679 --> 00:30:24,279
sneak out the

701
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:27,679
back

702
00:30:24,279 --> 00:30:29,960
um but as they are also kind of having a

703
00:30:27,679 --> 00:30:34,640
an actual conversation about everything

704
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:37,640
now um crew is really nervous that this

705
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:40,039
could [ __ ] up the deal with the ners um

706
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:41,919
but not just because it's his deal but

707
00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:44,279
because TJ and Nate are his best friends

708
00:30:41,919 --> 00:30:46,519
who are supposed to be making this

709
00:30:44,279 --> 00:30:49,360
transition with him right and so elino

710
00:30:46,519 --> 00:30:51,679
is like okay like I'm happy to to stay

711
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:54,159
and play ball and do what's needed so

712
00:30:51,679 --> 00:30:57,279
that it doesn't [ __ ] all three of you

713
00:30:54,159 --> 00:30:59,240
over but kind of more like TJ and Nate

714
00:30:57,279 --> 00:31:01,840
don't deserve this because we decied to

715
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:05,159
get married last night which I thought

716
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:09,279
was kind well and also as her sister

717
00:31:05,159 --> 00:31:11,639
said before so you get to live with a

718
00:31:09,279 --> 00:31:14,039
hot football player you're married to

719
00:31:11,639 --> 00:31:17,080
I'm not that upset for you my heart

720
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:19,600
breaks for you yeah do you see me

721
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:22,760
weeping over here over this situation

722
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:25,720
never been more upset um so Elanor is

723
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:27,080
texting her sister and bestie Millie

724
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:29,919
that she's like listen nothing's going

725
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:32,039
to happen keeping in my pants this is I

726
00:31:29,919 --> 00:31:33,480
just need to stay here for 30 days but

727
00:31:32,039 --> 00:31:35,480
like her and crew had already kind of

728
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:37,000
like agreed that like we just need to

729
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,960
get through this and get to the other

730
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:41,600
side but crew grabs her phone to try and

731
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:44,000
see who she's texting and then end up

732
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:45,399
starting a new thread like adds his name

733
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:49,600
to the phone starts a new thread and

734
00:31:45,399 --> 00:31:52,519
it's like hey new bet I have Eleanor

735
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:56,159
screaming My Name by tonight and for

736
00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:59,279
each day I don't I'll pay you guys

737
00:31:56,159 --> 00:32:03,159
$1,000 if I get her to scream my name

738
00:31:59,279 --> 00:32:05,399
she has to delete her roster from her

739
00:32:03,159 --> 00:32:06,639
phone yeah well at one point like TJ and

740
00:32:05,399 --> 00:32:09,519
N like why did you want her to delete

741
00:32:06,639 --> 00:32:10,639
her roster bro right why do you care

742
00:32:09,519 --> 00:32:11,799
yeah and like did you want her to like

743
00:32:10,639 --> 00:32:13,880
not have other dudes names on her phone

744
00:32:11,799 --> 00:32:15,880
he's like no because I think it's funny

745
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,679
and inconvenient and Petty and we're

746
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,720
like

747
00:32:16,679 --> 00:32:21,159
sure if that's what you need to convince

748
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:23,799
yourself of true yeah it was funny

749
00:32:21,159 --> 00:32:25,880
because I read this book I know sometime

750
00:32:23,799 --> 00:32:28,159
in 2023 but reading it this time I do

751
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:30,200
feel like I was envisioning Travis

752
00:32:28,159 --> 00:32:33,440
Kelsey more even though he's not

753
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:34,880
actually the quarterback for his team

754
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:39,600
but that was who I was kind of

755
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:42,600
envisioning with the energy right um so

756
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:46,760
crew was like all right how do I seduce

757
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:49,159
my wife he's like not romantically I'm

758
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:51,320
just trying to get it in just physically

759
00:32:49,159 --> 00:32:54,480
yes so he text his trainer

760
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:56,039
Claire you're a woman yes literally you

761
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:59,159
get it

762
00:32:56,039 --> 00:33:01,559
hey how do I seduce her like how do I

763
00:32:59,159 --> 00:33:02,960
get her into me and he's like she's like

764
00:33:01,559 --> 00:33:04,919
what do I get out of why would I help

765
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:07,360
you and he's like I won't complain for

766
00:33:04,919 --> 00:33:09,480
the next month during wind Sprints and

767
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:11,840
she's like two months he's like fine

768
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:14,880
whatever so she goes okay shirtless gray

769
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,880
sweatpants roll out your

770
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:24,519
quads you know okay and he's like wait

771
00:33:19,399 --> 00:33:27,519
what and she's like trust me it'll

772
00:33:24,519 --> 00:33:31,320
work which you know I hadn't really

773
00:33:27,519 --> 00:33:34,679
thought of uh quad rolling as

774
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:37,600
sexual because I used to do it like at

775
00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:39,720
like a crossfit gym where there's like

776
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:41,840
10 of you all like there's nothing

777
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:44,600
sexual about this I've like I've never

778
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:49,600
actually thought of using that as ation

779
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:51,320
ttic right like like and I also don't

780
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,519
necessarily think this is Matt's energy

781
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,200
but I'm just like yeah what would you do

782
00:33:52,519 --> 00:33:56,559
if you walked into your house you got

783
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:58,240
home from recording today and Matt

784
00:33:56,559 --> 00:34:01,919
shirtless Gray swep

785
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:06,200
pants pelvic thrusting that quad roller

786
00:34:01,919 --> 00:34:08,639
on the floor I would wonder if he hurt

787
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:11,119
himself and I would also wonder where he

788
00:34:08,639 --> 00:34:13,200
got a quad roller like a foam roller I

789
00:34:11,119 --> 00:34:17,679
would wonder where he got it cuz I have

790
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:19,720
one he doesn't know where it is he are

791
00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:21,520
you hiding it no it's in the guest

792
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:24,760
bedroom closet that he doesn't go in

793
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:26,320
ever for any reason so I'd be like well

794
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,839
and I would clearly you're not rolling

795
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:30,440
out that much if it's in the guest

796
00:34:27,839 --> 00:34:31,440
bedroom closet so he would not have that

797
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:34,639
thought at all you know what I have

798
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:36,320
started doing I got an acupressure mat

799
00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:39,480
yes it's am

800
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:42,919
amazing it's amazing I love it is it as

801
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:45,720
uncomfy as they say for the first like 2

802
00:34:42,919 --> 00:34:48,760
minutes yeah it is um you can do like a

803
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:51,040
a thin like tank top or t-shirt on okay

804
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:53,480
that makes sense but I have done it with

805
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:54,919
and without and it it was fine without

806
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:58,160
but

807
00:34:54,919 --> 00:35:00,200
um Matt gets so upset every time I do it

808
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:02,320
he's like cover that [ __ ] up that looks

809
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:04,359
horrible and I'm like but I feel so much

810
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:06,480
better he's like I don't care I don't

811
00:35:04,359 --> 00:35:09,040
like it I don't I don't like it he gets

812
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:11,000
so upset like because it looks like I've

813
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:14,920
been stabbed a bunch bunch of times with

814
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:18,200
tiny needles he doesn't like it not a

815
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:19,079
fan you know I get where that could be a

816
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:22,440
little

817
00:35:19,079 --> 00:35:26,079
disconcerting yeah not quite the same

818
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:27,480
but um Vance has done various forms of

819
00:35:26,079 --> 00:35:28,520
martial arts for years and years and

820
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:31,520
years

821
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:34,520
but he came home from uh

822
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:36,040
jiujitsu and I was like is your face

823
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:39,800
okay and he was like yeah there was like

824
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:41,440
an an overeager 20-year-old who like

825
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:44,240
didn't understand I think you just need

826
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:46,440
to lift your mic or slouch I tried to

827
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:49,920
lift it and it's

828
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:51,800
not there you go you nailed it I was

829
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:54,520
really afraid I was going to break

830
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:57,280
it sometimes I Don't Know My Own

831
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:58,440
Strength In the kindest way I can say

832
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:01,000
this

833
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:03,640
knowing the setup we have and having a

834
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:05,960
rough idea of your strength I don't I

835
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:10,880
don't know if you have enough to break

836
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:14,920
it but also I'd laugh my ass off if I if

837
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:17,319
you breathed on it and it sh I would cry

838
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:20,839
I would cry I understand how expensive

839
00:36:17,319 --> 00:36:20,839
equipment is I'd be like I'm so

840
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:26,720
sorry yesterday I couldn't get the top

841
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:29,000
off my water bottle and I had to ask one

842
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:31,119
of the nurses to do it and I was like

843
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:34,520
Brian will you please open my water

844
00:36:31,119 --> 00:36:36,000
bottle and he went and like just opened

845
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:38,280
it with like no effort I was like cool

846
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,880
cool cool that's good you could have at

847
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,839
least pretended to take a deep breath

848
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:43,040
before I know and there was a patient

849
00:36:41,839 --> 00:36:44,520
right there and he just kind of looked

850
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,880
at me and I was

851
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:52,560
like thank

852
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:52,560
you so long I'm just going to back

853
00:36:54,680 --> 00:37:00,040
away my goal has been achieved I'm go

854
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:03,319
you're like I loosened it for you right

855
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:05,960
like I did I didn't say that I did think

856
00:37:03,319 --> 00:37:09,319
it but I felt like it wouldn't help me

857
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:12,920
to say it out loud because they knew

858
00:37:09,319 --> 00:37:16,000
they knew and I knew everybody knew so

859
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:19,359
you know I have to say there's something

860
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:23,000
about um Gatorade bottles

861
00:37:19,359 --> 00:37:25,880
specifically I I don't know if it's just

862
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:28,119
the type we get I think it's just normal

863
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:30,480
Gatorade but godamn maybe it's that I'm

864
00:37:28,119 --> 00:37:33,119
only drinking Gatorade when I'm sick

865
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:35,680
right and I'm always like I do not have

866
00:37:33,119 --> 00:37:39,599
the strength to open this

867
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:42,560
bottle ever like I've

868
00:37:39,599 --> 00:37:45,040
like had to take a break and come back

869
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:47,160
and try again it's like I'm just sick

870
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:48,680
and want some cerade and I can't open

871
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:51,200
the

872
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:53,400
but nothing will send you over the edge

873
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:55,920
quicker than when you don't feel good

874
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:57,880
and can't get the top off of your

875
00:37:55,920 --> 00:38:00,359
medicine or the drink that you want or

876
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:03,160
whatever like that's I'm also just going

877
00:38:00,359 --> 00:38:04,920
to throw on top of that uh after having

878
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,920
a kid there's nothing like worse than

879
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,119
like being sick and you're like all

880
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:09,160
right I'm trying to make this bottle I'm

881
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:11,599
trying to like like there have been days

882
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:15,079
where I've been sick and like knocked

883
00:38:11,599 --> 00:38:17,040
over a bottle of formula and like [ __ ] y

884
00:38:15,079 --> 00:38:19,240
this we're like Vance will walk out of

885
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,640
our like the office or his like our

886
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:22,800
bedroom and be

887
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:24,160
like I'm just going to step in for a

888
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:26,800
minute it seems like you might need to

889
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:28,280
go lay down I was like well I was trying

890
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,079
to make the bottles the bottle fell over

891
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:31,280
and I spilled powder formula everywhere

892
00:38:30,079 --> 00:38:33,280
and then I went upstairs we were out of

893
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:34,280
diapers and out of wipes and so then I

894
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,240
had to open them but then we didn't have

895
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,079
a new box and then I didn't have

896
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:39,800
scissors for the box

897
00:38:37,079 --> 00:38:41,920
like and I like I'm just sick and trying

898
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:44,560
my best I'm just really

899
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:46,520
tired but having chronic illness that uh

900
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,800
is also just a way of life at this point

901
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:50,760
yep

902
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:53,720
yeah I have thought about buying those

903
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:56,520
uh jar grippers I was going to say yeah

904
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:59,560
and then I think my husband said aren't

905
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:04,000
those for elderly people with arthritis

906
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:07,800
and I said shots fired they're also for

907
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:09,640
me said they're also for 30s something's

908
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:11,040
trying their best don't you like how

909
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:14,599
delicate my hands are do you want me to

910
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:17,720
rip them up on a gatorade bottle

911
00:39:14,599 --> 00:39:19,839
seriously soft hands I'm going for a

912
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:23,040
soft life over here and this Gatorade

913
00:39:19,839 --> 00:39:25,400
bottle is [ __ ] up my

914
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:27,640
[ __ ] all right so they now get back to

915
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:29,200
the hotel because Elanor is now moving

916
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:31,200
in with him and out of the the janky

917
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:33,319
Motel she'd been staying at when they

918
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:35,960
get back she's just like go get my best

919
00:39:33,319 --> 00:39:38,599
friend and goes into the bedroom and is

920
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:41,480
like leave me alone yeah but she's also

921
00:39:38,599 --> 00:39:44,280
like damn it we just made this bet and I

922
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:46,599
already need to take a shower to cool

923
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:49,160
off but as she gets out of the shower

924
00:39:46,599 --> 00:39:51,440
she hears that TJ and Nate have shown up

925
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:53,319
and they have Millie in toe but they

926
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:55,440
like throw open the door to Cru suite

927
00:39:53,319 --> 00:39:59,119
and they're like where's our girl and

928
00:39:55,440 --> 00:40:04,119
he's like you where what do you mean our

929
00:39:59,119 --> 00:40:06,960
girl he's just crew is I wrote adorably

930
00:40:04,119 --> 00:40:08,800
mythed a at like watching them interact

931
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:10,920
with her and's like no she she's mine

932
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,240
but like when Eleanor hears them she's

933
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:14,040
still naked from the shower and she's

934
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:16,520
like [ __ ] I need to cover up so she just

935
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:18,040
like grabs the cover off the like the

936
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:19,760
comforter off the bed but then she's

937
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:22,520
like it wasn't tucked in on the bottom

938
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:25,960
like I anticipated so I pulled with more

939
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:28,359
effort and then like fell because she

940
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:32,400
pulled too hard

941
00:40:28,359 --> 00:40:35,359
yeah a very much one of those

942
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:37,400
um crew comes in helps like put her back

943
00:40:35,359 --> 00:40:39,760
on her feet but it's like stop flirting

944
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,760
with the

945
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:46,240
bench my two best friends the bench the

946
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:47,760
bench and then Eleanor is like cover up

947
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:49,800
gray sweatpants don't work on me you're

948
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,560
being

949
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:53,520
desperate that's good but then

950
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:58,200
internally Elanor is like God damn those

951
00:40:53,520 --> 00:41:00,800
gray sweatpants right um crew

952
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:02,520
is has left to work out the next day

953
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:05,960
Eleanor and Millie are enjoying their

954
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:08,760
kind of like final weekend party Fourth

955
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:09,880
of July part right I'm like it starts on

956
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:12,880
Fourth of

957
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:14,720
July that's really the the extent of it

958
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:18,079
the extent of the of the Fourth of July

959
00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:20,000
smut yeah um but Elanor and Millie are

960
00:41:18,079 --> 00:41:22,000
at the pool and they are having a great

961
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:25,359
time and then suddenly they look up and

962
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:27,560
they're like that's crew and he has TJ n

963
00:41:25,359 --> 00:41:29,599
on either side of him looks pissed and

964
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:33,000
they're like dancing in the pool at the

965
00:41:29,599 --> 00:41:36,560
pool club and he just charges in fully

966
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:38,000
clothed because he's like you are acting

967
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:40,040
he's like several people have sent

968
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:43,200
photos like you cannot be out here

969
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:47,240
acting single and she's and she starts

970
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:50,000
like are you [ __ ] shaming my bikini and

971
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:52,880
like blah blah blah and he's like no and

972
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:54,359
just takes her like the cheap dice

973
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,680
wedding ring out of the pocket and he's

974
00:41:54,359 --> 00:41:58,280
like you need to put your [ __ ]

975
00:41:55,680 --> 00:42:01,319
wedding ring back on and she's like oh

976
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:02,800
he wasn't knocking my clothes okay okay

977
00:42:01,319 --> 00:42:06,520
my bad I got a little

978
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:09,440
hot I can wear the ring

979
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:10,839
um and then he ends up throwing her over

980
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:13,480
his shoulder to take her back to the

981
00:42:10,839 --> 00:42:14,760
room because he wants to [ __ ] her but

982
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,119
when he throws her over his shoulder

983
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:18,200
people start like whistling when they

984
00:42:16,119 --> 00:42:21,559
see her ass so then he grabs a pillow

985
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:23,119
off one of the chairs to cover her ass

986
00:42:21,559 --> 00:42:25,079
as they keep

987
00:42:23,119 --> 00:42:27,839
walking and then just like shouts and

988
00:42:25,079 --> 00:42:29,839
he's like hey tweedles

989
00:42:27,839 --> 00:42:31,280
Tweedle de and yeah Tweedle Dum yeah

990
00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:32,520
well no what do they call it's not

991
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:34,079
Tweedle de and Tweedle Dum that they

992
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:36,760
call them they call them the tweedles

993
00:42:34,079 --> 00:42:39,119
but it's like something funnier in the

994
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:41,440
book that is escaping me but he's like

995
00:42:39,119 --> 00:42:44,880
get Millie to the airport we'll see

996
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:46,680
y'all later and takes her up to the room

997
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:49,880
um they start

998
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:52,359
having what I would call pretty

999
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:55,240
aggressive sex but they're both very

1000
00:42:52,359 --> 00:42:57,680
into it so it works um but I have some

1001
00:42:55,240 --> 00:43:01,720
quotes for you yeah

1002
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:03,559
um just like we start uh where we start

1003
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:05,160
bottom of the the barrel is I would have

1004
00:43:03,559 --> 00:43:08,240
never stopped eating you out had I known

1005
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:10,960
you tasted this good at the from from

1006
00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:13,160
the jump we're starting there okay um

1007
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:17,520
and so then Elanor is like what do I

1008
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:20,319
taste like you taste like

1009
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:23,280
[ __ ] he puts his fingers in her then

1010
00:43:20,319 --> 00:43:28,480
puts those fingers in her mouth and says

1011
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:29,720
[ __ ] taste good open wide for Daddy

1012
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:32,079
I just wanted to watch your face as I

1013
00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:33,440
read all these CL you um and then I was

1014
00:43:32,079 --> 00:43:35,240
going to take a sip of something and I

1015
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,599
was like I'm going to wait actually

1016
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:38,319
until you're done with no I am I'm going

1017
00:43:36,599 --> 00:43:41,319
to I feel

1018
00:43:38,319 --> 00:43:43,280
daring and then we got a like you're a

1019
00:43:41,319 --> 00:43:44,839
dirty little [ __ ] aren't you you you

1020
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:46,640
keep being a good girl and I'll let you

1021
00:43:44,839 --> 00:43:48,079
do a little comparison between your

1022
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:51,640
[ __ ] and my

1023
00:43:48,079 --> 00:43:53,480
[ __ ] so then he finishes eating her out

1024
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:55,000
and then that was on the counter and

1025
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,359
then he moved over to the couch and then

1026
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,440
[ __ ] her like leaned her over the

1027
00:43:56,359 --> 00:44:02,440
couch to [ __ ] her sure but then comes in

1028
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:06,400
her mouth sure so she can compare

1029
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:06,400
thoughtful yeah yeah for

1030
00:44:07,119 --> 00:44:11,400
science for science did I ever tell you

1031
00:44:09,559 --> 00:44:12,359
about the time a guy said that to me not

1032
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,800
in that

1033
00:44:12,359 --> 00:44:15,880
context sorry I'm so sorry not in that

1034
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:20,200
context

1035
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:21,599
man not in that context no I I had gone

1036
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:24,119
out with him a couple of times and he

1037
00:44:21,599 --> 00:44:27,559
got like weirdly clingy and [ __ ] and

1038
00:44:24,119 --> 00:44:28,920
like I was really not into it at all

1039
00:44:27,559 --> 00:44:31,599
but he was very sweet and so I was

1040
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:33,800
trying not to be mean or anything and

1041
00:44:31,599 --> 00:44:36,359
but I I went to Florida and this was

1042
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:38,359
when like some things had happened like

1043
00:44:36,359 --> 00:44:39,920
big newsworthy things so I was going to

1044
00:44:38,359 --> 00:44:41,200
see family but then I wound up doing

1045
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:43,200
like some volunteer work with that kind

1046
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:48,079
of stuff

1047
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:50,480
and he texted me like a few days later

1048
00:44:48,079 --> 00:44:52,800
and he was like I just want to

1049
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:54,839
understand what went wrong between us

1050
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:57,200
you never reached back out and I was

1051
00:44:54,839 --> 00:45:00,079
like you you knew that I was going going

1052
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:02,760
to Florida you knew that like this

1053
00:45:00,079 --> 00:45:05,079
terrible thing happened like right near

1054
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:06,760
where I grew up like you knew those

1055
00:45:05,079 --> 00:45:09,359
things like why like why are you being

1056
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:11,520
weird about it but he went on this whole

1057
00:45:09,359 --> 00:45:14,160
long thing about um I really really

1058
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:15,440
liked you and um I I understand if you

1059
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,839
don't want to continue but can you

1060
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:22,520
please just tell me what I did wrong for

1061
00:45:17,839 --> 00:45:24,760
Science and I never responded to him

1062
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:26,119
Hannah if we take out the first science

1063
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,760
portion why didn't you tell that man

1064
00:45:26,119 --> 00:45:30,559
what he did wrong

1065
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:32,440
well I did tell him I was out of town

1066
00:45:30,559 --> 00:45:34,960
and I likely would have maybe gone out

1067
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:37,359
with you again if you had asked I didn't

1068
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:40,040
hate spending time with you but you were

1069
00:45:37,359 --> 00:45:41,559
really too much and then he asked more

1070
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:45,000
questions and I didn't respond to those

1071
00:45:41,559 --> 00:45:46,839
cuz they were like Point proof in that's

1072
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,680
all the science I'm going to give you no

1073
00:45:46,839 --> 00:45:50,520
that's very fair and I'll give you that

1074
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:53,000
I I

1075
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:54,119
realized back like right before I met my

1076
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,079
husband where I was like you know these

1077
00:45:54,119 --> 00:46:01,480
conversations are uncomfortable but

1078
00:45:57,079 --> 00:46:03,800
dudes won't learn I was like yeah and I

1079
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:05,800
started sending very uncomfortable

1080
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:07,319
messages explaining why like I wasn't

1081
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:10,240
going back out and I was like I want you

1082
00:46:07,319 --> 00:46:13,640
to know why yeah like I I don't want to

1083
00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:15,599
be an [ __ ] who ghost you hey you sent

1084
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:19,680
me three voice notes at 3:00 a.m. that

1085
00:46:15,599 --> 00:46:19,680
didn't have any sound it was

1086
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:27,800
unsettling what were you doing yes well

1087
00:46:26,119 --> 00:46:30,160
and also one of the dudes that I was

1088
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:33,240
like we we'd hung out we'd had a great

1089
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:34,920
time and at the time I was working um I

1090
00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:36,440
was working crisis and so I wasn't

1091
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,920
working traditional hours I worked

1092
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,920
second shift but my second shift was

1093
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:42,359
2:00 p.m. to 2: a.m. Monday Tuesday

1094
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:44,839
Wednesday right so we' hung out like I

1095
00:46:42,359 --> 00:46:47,720
don't know the Friday before

1096
00:46:44,839 --> 00:46:49,599
whatever and I was like yeah I had fun

1097
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:52,319
um but did just want to let you know

1098
00:46:49,599 --> 00:46:54,920
like I have work and then I have family

1099
00:46:52,319 --> 00:46:56,960
coming to town and then I have work

1100
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:58,520
again so like I will not be able to like

1101
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:00,599
hang out again for at least two more

1102
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:02,160
weeks and got the text back if you don't

1103
00:47:00,599 --> 00:47:06,960
want to hang out you can just say

1104
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:08,400
so Okie doie good sir absolutely not

1105
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:12,240
thanks for letting me

1106
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:12,240
know yeah I'm

1107
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:18,720
like you're not the catch in this

1108
00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:21,119
situation as shitty as that sounds oh my

1109
00:47:18,720 --> 00:47:24,040
God that sounded so prideful get I get

1110
00:47:21,119 --> 00:47:25,559
it but I was just like yeah I'm so

1111
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:27,119
grateful not to be dating anymore cuz

1112
00:47:25,559 --> 00:47:30,839
now I'm like going through all the with

1113
00:47:27,119 --> 00:47:33,000
that I was like oh my God o I also

1114
00:47:30,839 --> 00:47:36,400
frequently think about like who I

1115
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:39,640
thought I would marry when I was like 18

1116
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:41,319
yeah and being like thank God I didn't

1117
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:43,319
marry that person that like I was so

1118
00:47:41,319 --> 00:47:46,480
heartbroken it didn't work out right but

1119
00:47:43,319 --> 00:47:47,920
looking back I'm like I cannot imagine

1120
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:50,440
being married to someone other than my

1121
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:51,800
husband absolutely and not because I

1122
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,440
don't understand how marriage works

1123
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:56,680
right like I understand

1124
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:57,960
like how to make a marriage successful

1125
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,520
like from the like you could be married

1126
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:01,400
to anyone when it comes to communication

1127
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:03,680
when it comes to coexisting and living

1128
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:05,800
in the same space but just like the day

1129
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:09,359
in and day out of sharing your life with

1130
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:12,599
someone I'm like it's a lot yes it's it

1131
00:48:09,359 --> 00:48:14,440
takes a lot it really does yeah and you

1132
00:48:12,599 --> 00:48:15,640
know me I am obsessed with my husband

1133
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,359
and love him more than anything but the

1134
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:19,040
man also refuses to admit when he's sick

1135
00:48:17,359 --> 00:48:20,839
and blames everything on allergies even

1136
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:23,160
when it's the debt of

1137
00:48:20,839 --> 00:48:26,160
winter and even at that I would still

1138
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:27,880
marry him a thousand times over yeah I

1139
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:29,720
told Matthew other day that he loads the

1140
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,960
dishwasher like a sociopath and it makes

1141
00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:33,839
me

1142
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:37,880
uncomfortable it it it really does drive

1143
00:48:33,839 --> 00:48:39,400
me up a [ __ ] wall what does he do put

1144
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:42,880
all of the cups face

1145
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:45,040
up no no but he will sometimes lay

1146
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:48,839
things on their sides so then they have

1147
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:51,240
water in them but he just will just

1148
00:48:48,839 --> 00:48:54,839
there's no Rhyme or Reason like things

1149
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:57,640
are not together we could fit more in

1150
00:48:54,839 --> 00:48:58,839
like but you know what I have gratitude

1151
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:01,200
that he is willing to load the

1152
00:48:58,839 --> 00:49:04,480
dishwasher I'm a bowl on the bottom

1153
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:08,079
person and my husband is a bowl on top

1154
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:09,520
person right and at this point I think

1155
00:49:08,079 --> 00:49:11,559
it's whoever just starts loading the

1156
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:14,599
dishwasher first is like the one that

1157
00:49:11,559 --> 00:49:16,240
will follow yeah because earlier on I

1158
00:49:14,599 --> 00:49:18,480
was so like it's the principle of the

1159
00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:20,640
thing so I would move all of the bowls

1160
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:22,160
to the bottom then I was like you know

1161
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,079
what I keep moving him he keeps putting

1162
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:25,559
them on

1163
00:49:23,079 --> 00:49:28,160
top I'm just accepting this is my

1164
00:49:25,559 --> 00:49:30,440
reality now going to make my life so

1165
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:33,400
much easier moving forward yeah and by

1166
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:34,880
so much easier I mean minimally easier

1167
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,720
because dishwashing really isn't that

1168
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:39,440
big of a thing it's more the serenity of

1169
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:41,000
it that I'm not like upset about it but

1170
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,440
no I really did have a moment where I

1171
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,440
was like just don't even load it and

1172
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:46,880
then I was like Hannah how amazing is it

1173
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:50,079
that he does the dishes like maybe calm

1174
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:52,799
down I remember being in high school and

1175
00:49:50,079 --> 00:49:55,000
my dad uh told me I was loading the

1176
00:49:52,799 --> 00:49:57,040
dishwasher wrong and I told him then he

1177
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:59,400
could load it instead because I had seen

1178
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,400
him do

1179
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:04,960
it how did that go um I don't think my

1180
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,000
father was prepared for that answer I

1181
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,559
also told him the same thing when he

1182
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,160
told me I wasn't folding his socks

1183
00:50:07,559 --> 00:50:10,520
properly and said well this feels like a

1184
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,680
great opportunity for you to fold your

1185
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:13,640
socks how you want them I'll just leave

1186
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:17,880
them on your

1187
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:19,960
bed yeah I'm sorry uh Ralph and Chris I

1188
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:23,359
think a lot of that [ __ ] backfired on

1189
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:26,160
you and you were like that was not the

1190
00:50:23,359 --> 00:50:28,280
answer we were expecting I can't wait

1191
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:29,880
for little for to grow up and start

1192
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:32,839
having that level of

1193
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:34,559
SASS and he already has that level of s

1194
00:50:32,839 --> 00:50:36,520
I know but like

1195
00:50:34,559 --> 00:50:38,319
verbally Oh you mean like how he's not

1196
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:40,760
supposed to touch the dog bowl but he

1197
00:50:38,319 --> 00:50:43,440
put his one pinky toe on it and now

1198
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:46,799
whenever I see him sitting by it I'll go

1199
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:48,559
forward and he'll just go no no no no no

1200
00:50:46,799 --> 00:50:50,190
and shake his head and then put his hand

1201
00:50:48,559 --> 00:50:52,960
in that water

1202
00:50:50,190 --> 00:50:57,440
[Laughter]

1203
00:50:52,960 --> 00:51:00,000
ble well you're my kid no doubts yeah

1204
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,960
never had a single doubt confir that

1205
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,880
this

1206
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:05,799
[ __ ] is

1207
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:08,280
mine that's awesome so after they have

1208
00:51:05,799 --> 00:51:11,400
this really great

1209
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:13,599
sex I don't know if she ever for science

1210
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:16,440
gave a definitive answer on which tasted

1211
00:51:13,599 --> 00:51:17,799
better but uh after they're both like

1212
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:20,280
wow that was so

1213
00:51:17,799 --> 00:51:22,400
good and Elanor goes yeah if you're

1214
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:24,480
going to be out 30,000 I'll at least

1215
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,799
make it good and he's like the [ __ ] do

1216
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,200
you mean and she's like you didn't win

1217
00:51:25,799 --> 00:51:28,760
the bet he's like what do you mean I

1218
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:30,799
didn't win the bet and she goes you said

1219
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:32,280
you'd have me screaming your name I

1220
00:51:30,799 --> 00:51:36,319
didn't say your name

1221
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:42,200
once hey and he's like oh my

1222
00:51:36,319 --> 00:51:45,160
God I love her yes as incredible as you

1223
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:48,319
should

1224
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:49,799
uh Millie texts her and is like thanks

1225
00:51:48,319 --> 00:51:53,200
for the four

1226
00:51:49,799 --> 00:51:55,960
grand and she's like what are you cuz I

1227
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:58,520
so there's a lot that's not captured in

1228
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,520
this book just

1229
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:03,760
it is very witty and very sharp and very

1230
00:52:01,839 --> 00:52:05,520
fny and I thoroughly enjoyed reading it

1231
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:07,480
but there's also a lot of like text

1232
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:11,119
exchanges and like the new groups that

1233
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:15,119
they've made so like crew texting the

1234
00:52:11,119 --> 00:52:17,119
group and uh Elanor leaving the group

1235
00:52:15,119 --> 00:52:19,119
chat so when Millie's like thanks for

1236
00:52:17,119 --> 00:52:21,839
the four grand Eleanor's like are you

1237
00:52:19,119 --> 00:52:24,040
still in a group chat with my husband

1238
00:52:21,839 --> 00:52:27,200
and she's like yeah why obviously why

1239
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:28,680
wouldn't we be um

1240
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:30,559
but then Millie's also kind of like just

1241
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:33,200
wanted to check in cuz like having a one

1242
00:52:30,559 --> 00:52:35,640
night stand is different from living

1243
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:37,280
with a partner and coexisting with a

1244
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:40,559
partner that you're sleeping with day in

1245
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:43,480
and day out and uh just just wanted to

1246
00:52:40,559 --> 00:52:47,599
check in on that and Eleanor is like

1247
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:50,400
just very much brushes it off right um

1248
00:52:47,599 --> 00:52:54,880
and he like no I'm good and you're like

1249
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:57,160
art are you good though um they flash a

1250
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:58,839
little bit forward crew and Eleanor are

1251
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:00,040
walking through the hotel and thinking

1252
00:52:58,839 --> 00:53:02,799
about what they're going to grab for

1253
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:04,079
dinner and like the super fan comes up

1254
00:53:02,799 --> 00:53:06,880
and is

1255
00:53:04,079 --> 00:53:09,160
uh very obsessed with crew and Eleanor

1256
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:11,280
just like sees how kind and patient crew

1257
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:14,880
is with the super fan but then crew is

1258
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:18,200
also like has his arm around Ellie and

1259
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:21,000
like making sure she is okay and safe

1260
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:23,200
and like feeling okay but the Super Fan

1261
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,559
like yeah we were in Vegas getting

1262
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,839
married this weekend like she's been

1263
00:53:24,559 --> 00:53:28,680
trying to convince me forever hahaa

1264
00:53:26,839 --> 00:53:29,920
heard you just got married too right bet

1265
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:32,880
your wiped in half to convince you of

1266
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:34,680
anything she's smoking hot like that

1267
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:37,799
sort of

1268
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:39,720
[ __ ] oh no yes but one of the things

1269
00:53:37,799 --> 00:53:41,480
that Eleanor noted is that when the fan

1270
00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:43,000
wants to take a photo with crew he tries

1271
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:45,040
to put his like arm around crew who's

1272
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:48,200
notably taller than him so crew just

1273
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:50,680
like subtly like bends his knees a

1274
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:54,079
little bit to sh yeah like we like oh

1275
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:56,079
he's like a thoughtful yeah he can be

1276
00:53:54,079 --> 00:53:59,720
very kind and thoughtful and so he ends

1277
00:53:56,079 --> 00:54:01,400
up uh he takes her up onto the roof to

1278
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:03,559
eat dinner and he's like well cuz I know

1279
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:05,960
you've watched The Hangover a thousand

1280
00:54:03,559 --> 00:54:07,280
times since you moved in with me he's

1281
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:09,839
like and you always talk about how'd

1282
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:12,200
they get the mattress on the roof so uh

1283
00:54:09,839 --> 00:54:14,040
he takes you up to the roof which is his

1284
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:16,240
special spot that like we learn he's not

1285
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:18,599
taking TJ or Nate here like this is

1286
00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:21,960
where he goes to kind of clear his mind

1287
00:54:18,599 --> 00:54:24,280
okay and they start happing um just some

1288
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:26,520
like good conversations we find out like

1289
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:28,240
kind of crew gr up in foster care

1290
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:31,880
football was like the really consistent

1291
00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:34,720
thing in his life sort of energy um but

1292
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:37,040
then also because it's smut she like

1293
00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:39,160
asks if she gets the tweedles and the

1294
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:43,119
divorce uh and then he starts finger

1295
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:45,440
[ __ ] her on the roof and then oh

1296
00:54:43,119 --> 00:54:47,720
what he says I'll share them in the

1297
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:50,359
divorce we'll fill you up baby make you

1298
00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:53,480
beg take you to heaven all you got to do

1299
00:54:50,359 --> 00:54:56,799
is scream my name she's like you

1300
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:59,280
[ __ ] stop this

1301
00:54:56,799 --> 00:55:02,760
um yeah then they have more sex but she

1302
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:04,839
doesn't say his name good for her yeah

1303
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:07,000
she keeps not saying his name yeah the

1304
00:55:04,839 --> 00:55:09,520
whole time she's a real one she's like I

1305
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:11,280
will earn my friends this money yes [ __ ]

1306
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:13,280
you well there was also a funny bet

1307
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:14,960
before that where uh when she was like

1308
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:18,240
yeah crew and I are just going to keep

1309
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:21,000
it platonic and uh her best friend

1310
00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:25,359
Millie was like okay if that doesn't

1311
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:27,880
happen I get your uh Betsy Johnson

1312
00:55:25,359 --> 00:55:29,680
rhinestone boots and she's like you

1313
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:32,760
[ __ ] you know how hard I worked for

1314
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:35,839
those boots you cannot have them I like

1315
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:38,400
that yes you know fighting for the

1316
00:55:35,839 --> 00:55:40,599
important things in life 1,000% I don't

1317
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:43,119
know where I would wear rhinestone boots

1318
00:55:40,599 --> 00:55:44,680
um I looked up the Betsy Johnson boots

1319
00:55:43,119 --> 00:55:47,160
of they have them in all different

1320
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:50,520
heights like they have like knee they

1321
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:54,400
have more of like a ankle an sh

1322
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:56,680
mhm um and I I think because well and I

1323
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:59,240
would say this for you as well most of

1324
00:55:56,680 --> 00:56:01,119
our outfits are very neutral correct

1325
00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:04,000
yeah so I do feel like considering how

1326
00:56:01,119 --> 00:56:06,520
much we both wear black on black we

1327
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:09,319
could throw a rhinestone boot on there

1328
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:13,760
that's true and it wouldn't feel as

1329
00:56:09,319 --> 00:56:16,960
outrageous sure did I tell you that my

1330
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:18,799
optometrist looks like Dolly Parton and

1331
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:21,920
wears like the knee high rhinestone

1332
00:56:18,799 --> 00:56:26,760
boots tell and has the boobs in the hair

1333
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:29,200
yeah she did incredible I want to be myr

1334
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:32,240
go see her yeah she's at the Target

1335
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:34,960
that's 5 minutes from here noted yes

1336
00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:37,880
yeah I do need my eyes CH and honestly

1337
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:40,400
she's a really solid op like I've seen

1338
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:42,000
several and because I well we've had

1339
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:44,359
this conversation people like to really

1340
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:45,920
miss diagnose my eyes and so people have

1341
00:56:44,359 --> 00:56:47,839
been like you need bifocals you need

1342
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:50,920
prism you need double the prism you need

1343
00:56:47,839 --> 00:56:53,640
PT for your eyes which I did not know

1344
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:55,319
was a thing yeah so I've just had every

1345
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:57,280
eye doctor I go to tells me something a

1346
00:56:55,319 --> 00:56:59,640
little different the first time I went

1347
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:01,720
to see her i' been having difficulty

1348
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:04,680
with my eyes I needed my normal eye exam

1349
00:57:01,720 --> 00:57:06,640
and I was also 38 weeks pregnant and had

1350
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:08,920
no business going to my eye exam your

1351
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:12,000
eyes were jacked up during your whole

1352
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:15,760
pregnancy too um and after my eye stuff

1353
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:18,480
did not resolve until like fall of 2023

1354
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:22,319
yeah and I'm like I have uh just had

1355
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:26,200
like swollen eyes

1356
00:57:22,319 --> 00:57:31,280
for since August of 2022 I was going say

1357
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:33,280
cried for like 14 months like you just

1358
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:34,400
you just cried well and I remember the

1359
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:37,760
first time you came over when it was

1360
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:41,640
like super bad and my eyes were swollen

1361
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:45,359
shut yeah and I I was like no I swear I

1362
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:48,880
fell like don't blame B she's like I'm

1363
00:57:45,359 --> 00:57:51,079
really okay I totally promise I was like

1364
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:52,680
uh bless my husband's heart I couldn't

1365
00:57:51,079 --> 00:57:56,319
even look at your eyes because it made

1366
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:58,359
me made my eyes water

1367
00:57:56,319 --> 00:58:00,319
like I could not uh cuz that was when I

1368
00:57:58,359 --> 00:58:02,280
was having all of like my OB

1369
00:58:00,319 --> 00:58:03,880
appointments my husband would have to

1370
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:05,839
hold my hand and walk me into the

1371
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:08,400
appointment cuz my eyes were so swollen

1372
00:58:05,839 --> 00:58:11,640
shut because I had spots on my

1373
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:15,240
corneas oh yeah I had spots on my

1374
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:18,000
corneas that uh never fully resolved and

1375
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:21,760
were uh directly over my pupil as well

1376
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:24,880
so it it always felt like something was

1377
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:27,880
in my eye right so I could rub my eye

1378
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:32,240
all day and not get it out nothing was

1379
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:35,599
there to get out um yeah it was a a

1380
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:39,359
whole thing what a nightmare not would

1381
00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:42,480
not recommend by any stretch but would

1382
00:58:39,359 --> 00:58:44,760
recommend my knockoff doly part not P

1383
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:46,119
because I adore her and we may recommend

1384
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,160
rhinestone boots we may have to give it

1385
00:58:46,119 --> 00:58:50,119
a

1386
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:52,280
try yeah like to be fair the Betsy

1387
00:58:50,119 --> 00:58:55,160
Johnson ones were

1388
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:57,839
not like they almost seemed a little bit

1389
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:59,839
more like matte rhinestone if you like

1390
00:58:57,839 --> 00:59:02,599
they didn't seem as

1391
00:58:59,839 --> 00:59:05,200
like like if you go in the sun everyone

1392
00:59:02,599 --> 00:59:07,039
will be blinded right it's not a disco

1393
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:09,599
ball on your foot yes it's not a disco

1394
00:59:07,039 --> 00:59:11,200
ball I thought they were a lot cuter

1395
00:59:09,599 --> 00:59:12,559
than I anticipated to the point that I

1396
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:15,039
started trying to think I was like could

1397
00:59:12,559 --> 00:59:16,640
I pull these off and I was like I could

1398
00:59:15,039 --> 00:59:18,240
do I need to spend a hundred plus

1399
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:20,640
dollars on new boots right

1400
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:23,799
now no

1401
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:28,200
not boots of that caliber that won't be

1402
00:59:23,799 --> 00:59:29,880
everyday boots right mhm I aspired to

1403
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:33,200
make it to that point in life where I'm

1404
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:36,640
a person that just like my daily

1405
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:37,920
Standard shoe is a rhinest Bo oh man

1406
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:40,680
they're like that's just Chelsea you

1407
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:43,400
know her Chelsea in those rhinestone

1408
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:46,880
boots things to look forward to right

1409
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:48,559
all right so crew is uh training with

1410
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:50,559
Claire I don't know next day couple days

1411
00:59:48,559 --> 00:59:53,960
later M doesn't really matter the Tweet

1412
00:59:50,559 --> 00:59:55,240
will show up uh and ask where Elanor is

1413
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:56,880
and he's like oh like she's like back at

1414
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:58,119
the room and they're like no problem

1415
00:59:56,880 --> 01:00:00,079
we'll show her around for the day we'll

1416
00:59:58,119 --> 01:00:03,880
like make sure she's entertained so they

1417
01:00:00,079 --> 01:00:06,400
end up having quite frankly a fantastic

1418
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:08,960
day that seemed fun as [ __ ] I'm like I

1419
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:11,400
would love that day so they go and they

1420
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:13,160
grab Elanor they take her thrifting they

1421
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,680
play Thrift games where it's like when

1422
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:16,960
the timer goes off whatever your hands

1423
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:19,640
on you you got to wear then they start

1424
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:22,799
like sending crew photos of her wearing

1425
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:25,440
all of those clothes in the Caesar's

1426
01:00:22,799 --> 01:00:26,640
Palace Fountain singing the Friends

1427
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:29,200
theme song

1428
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:30,680
but then security starts chasing her and

1429
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:33,440
like Cruz texting them and he's like if

1430
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:36,160
my wife gets arrested I am holding the

1431
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:39,880
two of you personally responsible I will

1432
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:42,200
end you yes like uh they go on the

1433
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:44,720
ferris wheel they take her to the Hoover

1434
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:47,160
Dam and they're just going to all of the

1435
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:50,359
fun places Claire keeps getting annoyed

1436
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:52,720
at how distracted he is and she's like

1437
01:00:50,359 --> 01:00:54,680
hop on the treadmill you're doing what

1438
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:57,720
was it it sounded horrific it was like

1439
01:00:54,680 --> 01:01:01,280
warm up for 15 and then Sprint for

1440
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:04,559
45 no and I get he's a professional

1441
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:07,240
athlete and we exercise in different

1442
01:01:04,559 --> 01:01:10,680
Avenues um that sounds like a special

1443
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:13,119
kind of hell to me that I would never

1444
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:15,119
financially is thinking about it I would

1445
01:01:13,119 --> 01:01:18,400
never financially

1446
01:01:15,119 --> 01:01:21,319
recover yeah well do you remember like

1447
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:24,359
the Presidential Fitness Test yes did

1448
01:01:21,319 --> 01:01:27,160
you ever pass I don't remember but I do

1449
01:01:24,359 --> 01:01:30,760
remember there's a a pod called the

1450
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:33,839
maintenance phase that explains how the

1451
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:36,520
Presidential Fitness Test came to be

1452
01:01:33,839 --> 01:01:38,480
fascinating super interesting this might

1453
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:39,920
be a really silly stupid question

1454
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:42,079
because it's something I've absolutely

1455
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:45,640
never considered before this

1456
01:01:42,079 --> 01:01:48,599
moment does the president have to do the

1457
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:49,839
Presidential Fitness Test you know I

1458
01:01:48,599 --> 01:01:51,839
don't know but he

1459
01:01:49,839 --> 01:01:53,400
should that should be part of like I

1460
01:01:51,839 --> 01:01:56,200
want to see Trump and Biden do some wind

1461
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:58,400
Sprints y'all 100%

1462
01:01:56,200 --> 01:02:00,760
can how many how many situps can you do

1463
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:02,760
can you do that rope climb ooh that's

1464
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:06,440
what's the Rope climb part of it I think

1465
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:09,240
they took it out cuz a lot of kids

1466
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:13,160
fell well you'd have to get up to fall

1467
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:13,160
so that was never an issue for

1468
01:02:15,279 --> 01:02:20,000
me

1469
01:02:16,799 --> 01:02:22,119
yeah Le lest we forget in fifth grade I

1470
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:26,200
got the turnaround

1471
01:02:22,119 --> 01:02:28,000
award from my PE teacher

1472
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:30,400
because I had grown that much in fifth

1473
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:31,680
grade in my athletic Acumen although how

1474
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:33,200
he initially described he's like yeah

1475
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:35,079
the turnaround award you know someone

1476
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:39,359
that we've seen turn around a lot good

1477
01:02:35,079 --> 01:02:41,240
to bad bad to good they they've made a

1478
01:02:39,359 --> 01:02:44,839
turn

1479
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:50,599
coach called my name I was like this was

1480
01:02:44,839 --> 01:02:50,599
bad to good right right like this is for

1481
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:57,520
improvement I think I've mentioned this

1482
01:02:53,720 --> 01:03:00,440
before my elementary school PE teacher

1483
01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:02,599
uh has now retired he retired as the PE

1484
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:04,799
teacher there um he is friends with all

1485
01:03:02,599 --> 01:03:07,000
of us on Facebook he comments on

1486
01:03:04,799 --> 01:03:09,680
everyone's birthday on everyone's like

1487
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:13,240
big life event post so cute in like

1488
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:16,480
truly the purest way where I'm like oh

1489
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:19,440
like as a kid I did not realize how

1490
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:21,640
incredible of an educator this man was

1491
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:24,200
like what I do remember was like being

1492
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:26,599
out at PE and like the fence in the

1493
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:28,960
field and people from the neighborhood

1494
01:03:26,599 --> 01:03:30,559
would like walk up to the fence and he

1495
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:32,559
knew every single person would go over

1496
01:03:30,559 --> 01:03:34,200
and have big conversations but like as a

1497
01:03:32,559 --> 01:03:36,559
kid you just don't really compute it at

1498
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:38,799
that level as an

1499
01:03:36,559 --> 01:03:41,640
adult Carlos Melvin is a National

1500
01:03:38,799 --> 01:03:44,079
Treasure shout out to Carlos yes hope

1501
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:45,279
you're doing well Carlos actually I know

1502
01:03:44,079 --> 01:03:48,000
you're doing well because we're friends

1503
01:03:45,279 --> 01:03:50,680
on Facebook and it brings my heart Joy

1504
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:53,160
um Claire is annoyed because crew is

1505
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:55,400
distracted so she sets him up to do all

1506
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:57,359
these runs but then as he's running his

1507
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:59,279
phone times and so he goes to look at it

1508
01:03:57,359 --> 01:04:03,520
but then he's running so fast he falls

1509
01:03:59,279 --> 01:04:06,160
down he falls and it is not ideal but

1510
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:07,920
he's hoping it is Eleanor or the

1511
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:09,599
tweedles and instead it's his agent

1512
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:12,039
being like we have an emergency call

1513
01:04:09,599 --> 01:04:15,839
with your new team because you can't

1514
01:04:12,039 --> 01:04:18,480
leave the city for the next 30

1515
01:04:15,839 --> 01:04:20,119
days but then switched to Elanor who's

1516
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:21,680
like man like he was responding before

1517
01:04:20,119 --> 01:04:23,119
but he hasn't responded to like the last

1518
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:25,119
like text and like she's like getting a

1519
01:04:23,119 --> 01:04:26,440
little sad yeah and so the tweedles are

1520
01:04:25,119 --> 01:04:28,000
like okay

1521
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:30,400
if this place doesn't lure him out

1522
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:34,200
nothing will and they take her to

1523
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:38,279
Spearmint Rhino the strip club yes for

1524
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:42,160
the wings obviously always for the wings

1525
01:04:38,279 --> 01:04:44,520
it's for the it's for the buffet at the

1526
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:46,319
restaurant and then they send a photo to

1527
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:48,359
crew of her eating a wing that she's

1528
01:04:46,319 --> 01:04:50,680
like you didn't tell us she could suck

1529
01:04:48,359 --> 01:04:55,200
the meat straight from the

1530
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:57,160
boat a um so once again crew really

1531
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:58,640
wants to Jo but it's like as soon as's

1532
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:59,720
like okay I'm I'm almost out of this

1533
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:01,880
meeting they're like yeah we'd really

1534
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:05,119
love to like talk strategy and he's like

1535
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:07,240
[ __ ] okay got to stay here got to play

1536
01:05:05,119 --> 01:05:09,920
it cool so then the tweedles have now

1537
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:11,200
taken her to the neon Museum and she's

1538
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:13,520
like yeah I'm a little bum cuz like I

1539
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:15,000
wish like feel like having crew here

1540
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:17,319
like he'd have so much fun with us and

1541
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:19,200
would really love it and then she looks

1542
01:05:17,319 --> 01:05:20,319
up and he surprised her and he's there

1543
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:24,000
with all of

1544
01:05:20,319 --> 01:05:28,160
them um but what was also funny is that

1545
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:30,359
she had tons of mini liquor bottles like

1546
01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:32,200
air airplane bottles he's like where did

1547
01:05:30,359 --> 01:05:34,440
you get these and she's like made a deal

1548
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:37,799
with the strippers from spearmint right

1549
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:40,920
now and he's like what did you do for

1550
01:05:37,799 --> 01:05:43,400
these and she's like I told them how I

1551
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:45,799
make this shaving cream that will save

1552
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:48,079
them the razor burn since they're naked

1553
01:05:45,799 --> 01:05:50,520
up there they really need it so they

1554
01:05:48,079 --> 01:05:50,520
hooked me

1555
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:58,200
up in a weird way I want to be her and

1556
01:05:55,119 --> 01:06:01,920
also nothing like her at the same time I

1557
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:03,920
feel that right I appreciate kind of her

1558
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:06,000
aloofness and ability to move forward

1559
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:08,599
and things and just like have fun on the

1560
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:10,400
journey adapt to any situation but in

1561
01:06:08,599 --> 01:06:12,079
other ways I'm like are you good girl

1562
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:14,680
cuz it seems

1563
01:06:12,079 --> 01:06:15,440
like that level of mess is concerning

1564
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:18,119
just

1565
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:20,480
generally yeah yeah um okay after the

1566
01:06:18,119 --> 01:06:21,839
neon Museum there is what I would call

1567
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:24,680
like the

1568
01:06:21,839 --> 01:06:27,160
longest threesome of the book really the

1569
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:30,680
only threesome of the book oh uh cuz

1570
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:32,279
they talk about how they all had group

1571
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:34,200
sex on the wedding night but outside of

1572
01:06:32,279 --> 01:06:36,680
that like there was never a flashback to

1573
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:41,039
the wedding night right

1574
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:42,480
um very much a everybody gets a whole

1575
01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:45,359
situation at one point they're literally

1576
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:47,920
oh so so four some then did what did I

1577
01:06:45,359 --> 01:06:48,400
say three threeome I was like who got

1578
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:50,400
left

1579
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:52,680
[Laughter]

1580
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:56,880
out I was like they were like it was

1581
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:59,400
Nate Eleanor step back

1582
01:06:56,880 --> 01:07:01,440
my bad it was a force them I wasn't

1583
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:03,079
mathing when I said that got I got you

1584
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:05,440
so everybody gets a hole got it everyone

1585
01:07:03,079 --> 01:07:08,240
gets a hole well they also

1586
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:10,079
like I don't know the logistics of some

1587
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:12,559
of this like at one point they're like

1588
01:07:10,079 --> 01:07:15,599
crawled the crew who's on the couch okay

1589
01:07:12,559 --> 01:07:18,119
so then she starts they're like put your

1590
01:07:15,599 --> 01:07:20,319
hands on Cruz's thighs mhm she starts

1591
01:07:18,119 --> 01:07:22,680
sucking his dick then one of the other

1592
01:07:20,319 --> 01:07:26,319
dudes comes up behind her and like lifts

1593
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:30,960
her legs up I'm like like like a keg

1594
01:07:26,319 --> 01:07:33,599
stand okay but it's dick sucking

1595
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:37,039
sure I

1596
01:07:33,599 --> 01:07:38,760
personally would not Thrive at that also

1597
01:07:37,039 --> 01:07:40,640
very early on in this book Millie makes

1598
01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:43,200
a joke about being I'm less of a [ __ ]

1599
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:45,240
girl and more of a it's a hand job but

1600
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:47,760
I'll put my mouth on the end to make you

1601
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:51,079
think otherwise

1602
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:52,599
girl that's excellent that's really good

1603
01:07:51,079 --> 01:07:54,920
and quite frankly I think that might be

1604
01:07:52,599 --> 01:07:56,920
my my territory as well because the

1605
01:07:54,920 --> 01:08:01,319
logis of

1606
01:07:56,920 --> 01:08:03,640
a doing a keg stand blow job yeah yeah

1607
01:08:01,319 --> 01:08:07,240
are not where I would Thrive it's not

1608
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:10,640
mathing for me no yeah no and I'm like

1609
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:13,200
my neck hurts thinking about it I'm like

1610
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:15,960
how do you know I don't like it oh I

1611
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:19,520
don't I don't know if I don't think my

1612
01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:21,960
body doesn't feel sustainable yeah um

1613
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:24,000
but it's also funny because as they're

1614
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:25,520
all like in the bedroom he's like I'll

1615
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:29,920
let you come the only thing you need to

1616
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:31,520
too scream my name and then she she's

1617
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:34,279
confident enough within herself that

1618
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:36,839
she's like starts masturbating she's

1619
01:08:34,279 --> 01:08:38,799
like I'm coming either way I am the

1620
01:08:36,839 --> 01:08:41,480
prize in this situation so you can

1621
01:08:38,799 --> 01:08:44,239
either join me or you can be sad but I'm

1622
01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:45,239
going to finish right and so then all of

1623
01:08:44,239 --> 01:08:46,480
the guys are standing there and then

1624
01:08:45,239 --> 01:08:49,640
that's when they're like throat ass

1625
01:08:46,480 --> 01:08:51,960
[ __ ] they each take a hole and just

1626
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:51,960
move

1627
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:58,319
on okay yeah but it's also one of those

1628
01:08:55,159 --> 01:09:00,359
where I'm like it's like about 20 plus

1629
01:08:58,319 --> 01:09:02,799
it's like a chapter and a half sort of

1630
01:09:00,359 --> 01:09:06,920
sex scene where you're like okay oh

1631
01:09:02,799 --> 01:09:08,159
we're oh that's new yep still going oky

1632
01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:11,759
do

1633
01:09:08,159 --> 01:09:16,600
yeah um all right after this we have

1634
01:09:11,759 --> 01:09:18,120
crew who bribes the uh like young valet

1635
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:19,759
kid he sees him drive up with a pickup

1636
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:22,359
and he's like can I borrow your pick up

1637
01:09:19,759 --> 01:09:23,679
and he's like I'll pay you for it then

1638
01:09:22,359 --> 01:09:25,040
like I know I'm not supposed to park in

1639
01:09:23,679 --> 01:09:27,560
this lot and gre's like I really don't

1640
01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:30,040
give a sh what lot you park in I just

1641
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:32,839
want to borrow your car yeah um so he

1642
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:36,279
takes her to a drive-in to see The

1643
01:09:32,839 --> 01:09:37,719
Hangover Part Two a thoughtful yeah he's

1644
01:09:36,279 --> 01:09:41,120
like figured you'd want to know what

1645
01:09:37,719 --> 01:09:43,400
happens next but then as they're in the

1646
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:47,480
truck and watching the movie uh

1647
01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:48,679
Eleanor's realizing she's like this well

1648
01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:50,040
at one point she's like are you taking

1649
01:09:48,679 --> 01:09:52,239
me on a date and he's like can I not

1650
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:55,679
take my wife on a date hahaa and she's

1651
01:09:52,239 --> 01:09:57,199
like [ __ ] like this is like a weird a

1652
01:09:55,679 --> 01:09:59,719
real yeah we're feeling like a real

1653
01:09:57,199 --> 01:10:01,280
couple and and how we're moving forward

1654
01:09:59,719 --> 01:10:04,760
and it's just kind of thinking through

1655
01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:07,239
that they do more sex stuff sure in the

1656
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:09,360
truck during the movie she doesn't want

1657
01:10:07,239 --> 01:10:11,120
to initially not that he really coerced

1658
01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:13,040
her but he is like there are three cars

1659
01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:16,120
here and we parked very far in the back

1660
01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:17,960
so literally no one can see us right

1661
01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:20,800
please unbutton your pants

1662
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:24,080
now now that that's been established

1663
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:27,159
disrobe yeah

1664
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:30,280
um after after that crew has taken the

1665
01:10:27,159 --> 01:10:31,840
day off work and they go to the pool

1666
01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:34,199
together but when he when they get to

1667
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:36,560
the pool one of the servers walks up and

1668
01:10:34,199 --> 01:10:37,800
Elanor is like Gil great to see you and

1669
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:40,159
he's like who the [ __ ] is Gil his

1670
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:43,520
brother better be flounder

1671
01:10:40,159 --> 01:10:46,120
like what why does she know this man and

1672
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:49,800
then she's like yeah crew didn't I tell

1673
01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:52,280
you Gil's uh nephew like might get

1674
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:55,320
drafted like just knows all of the

1675
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:57,600
details um but then crew is really

1676
01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:59,640
starting to process through that he like

1677
01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:01,679
doesn't like that he didn't know who Gil

1678
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:06,199
was and is like feeling more Territorial

1679
01:11:01,679 --> 01:11:07,400
and pro like possessive of her um and

1680
01:11:06,199 --> 01:11:09,080
then when they're talking about ordering

1681
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:10,800
food she's like oh what do you want and

1682
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:12,239
he's just like sitting kind of in

1683
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:13,199
silence processing all of she like oh do

1684
01:11:12,239 --> 01:11:15,960
you just want me to order a few things

1685
01:11:13,199 --> 01:11:17,600
that I know you like and he's like like

1686
01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:22,120
a real partner

1687
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:25,440
would like an actual wife yes more of

1688
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:29,480
that shi's like [ __ ] [ __ ] my actual wife

1689
01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:31,600
okay um so he's sitting there having an

1690
01:11:29,480 --> 01:11:35,440
internal crisis the tweedles end up

1691
01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:37,520
joining them and uh I think Nate is

1692
01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:39,040
throwing Elanor around in the pool and

1693
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:41,560
they're having fun and then crew is

1694
01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:43,159
having a conversation with TJ um and

1695
01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:45,360
saying he's like I have feelings for

1696
01:11:43,159 --> 01:11:47,840
Elanor but like I don't want to have

1697
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:49,840
feelings for Elanor like this is highly

1698
01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:51,600
inconvenient yes he's like attachments

1699
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:53,360
are difficult I have like a very clear

1700
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:56,360
tra like

1701
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:57,920
just right girl wrong time sort of like

1702
01:11:56,360 --> 01:12:01,480
yeah she she's great but like this just

1703
01:11:57,920 --> 01:12:05,520
isn't what I want in life right

1704
01:12:01,480 --> 01:12:07,360
um and he's like kind of like a making

1705
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:10,000
comments that make it seem like he's the

1706
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:11,800
one who's the catch and TJ's kind of

1707
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:15,159
like just as a friendly

1708
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:19,480
reminder Elanor was pulling without

1709
01:12:15,159 --> 01:12:23,520
you like she pulls

1710
01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:25,480
yeah like yes like you are also very

1711
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:28,560
attractive and he like but like El is

1712
01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:32,239
not like she doesn't need you yes yeah

1713
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:34,840
she's not like super lucky to have you

1714
01:12:32,239 --> 01:12:36,400
bu like wa to have a friend who can keep

1715
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:38,520
you humble

1716
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:41,000
right but as they're having this

1717
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:42,639
conversation crew notices that like

1718
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:45,000
there's a dude at the pool who had been

1719
01:12:42,639 --> 01:12:47,159
on his phone and now has it up and is

1720
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:50,000
like taking photos of

1721
01:12:47,159 --> 01:12:51,679
Eleanor and so without even thinking

1722
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:54,040
crew just picks up the football and

1723
01:12:51,679 --> 01:12:57,719
shouts to Nate who's in the pool with

1724
01:12:54,040 --> 01:12:59,560
Elanor Nate go long Chucks the ball and

1725
01:12:57,719 --> 01:13:01,840
like breaks the dude's nose his phone

1726
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:03,760
hits the ground but Nate and TJ

1727
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:06,960
automatic like no crew enough to realize

1728
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:09,840
that like they just start making sure

1729
01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:12,760
Eleanor like corralling around her kind

1730
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:14,239
of subtly um and then one crew goes over

1731
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:16,440
and there's like I'm you broke my nose

1732
01:13:14,239 --> 01:13:17,960
I'm going to sue you and he's like if

1733
01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:20,080
you take photos of my wife again I'll do

1734
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:22,360
more than break your nose and I'm I'm

1735
01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:24,520
taking I'll just take your phone now if

1736
01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:26,440
you're going to sue me anyways right

1737
01:13:24,520 --> 01:13:29,920
I'll just go ahead and take this and

1738
01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:31,440
Elanor like sees it go down but doesn't

1739
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:33,199
like doesn't doesn't put it together

1740
01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:35,760
yeah she's like feels like he was doing

1741
01:13:33,199 --> 01:13:38,000
something bigger than accidentally

1742
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:41,280
hitting a dude with a football

1743
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:43,440
right um when they get back to the room

1744
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:45,440
all four of them Elanor puts her purse

1745
01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:47,040
down and then it accidentally falls on

1746
01:13:45,440 --> 01:13:49,080
the ground and one of her bottles of

1747
01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:50,400
like lotion or oil breaks and so she's

1748
01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:54,159
trying to clean it but it starts like

1749
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:56,360
sliding on the floor and so the tweedles

1750
01:13:54,159 --> 01:13:58,400
are like let's play spin the bottle but

1751
01:13:56,360 --> 01:14:01,520
let's play spin the Elanor and crew's

1752
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:02,960
like I don't know if we should do that

1753
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:05,600
but then she like okay yeah like let's

1754
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:08,080
do it it'll be fun and so KW like okay

1755
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:10,320
me first so like he kisses her like leg

1756
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:13,480
whatever like ended up in front of him

1757
01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:15,600
and then when Nate was spinning Eleanor

1758
01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:17,360
it was like the back of her head was

1759
01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:19,760
what Nate saw but he tried to turn her

1760
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:21,199
head to kiss her and Cruz like that's

1761
01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:22,320
not the rules the back of her head was

1762
01:14:21,199 --> 01:14:24,400
what was accessible to you so that's

1763
01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:26,400
what you need to kiss you can't kiss her

1764
01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:29,040
mouth that's breaking rules of the

1765
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:31,800
game like

1766
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:33,280
obviously yeah so then uh TJ's like you

1767
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:35,560
know what the floor is a little like

1768
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:38,239
slippery let's just go to the like tries

1769
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:42,239
to pick her up and like yeah crew just

1770
01:14:38,239 --> 01:14:44,880
keeps intervening until finally

1771
01:14:42,239 --> 01:14:47,960
uh he's also like hey didn't you guys

1772
01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:50,920
[ __ ] a rando last night like could you

1773
01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:52,719
maybe go find that Rando or a new one

1774
01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:55,600
well and also from like

1775
01:14:52,719 --> 01:14:58,120
the there hadn't been protection before

1776
01:14:55,600 --> 01:15:01,080
so I'm not going to let you potentially

1777
01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:03,719
like threaten like right threaten my

1778
01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:05,679
wife's Sexual Health right but then

1779
01:15:03,719 --> 01:15:07,920
Elanor is sitting there and she's

1780
01:15:05,679 --> 01:15:09,840
like seems like I could remind about

1781
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:12,400
condoms but like doesn't really seem

1782
01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:15,560
like condoms are the issue here like

1783
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:16,719
yeah so TJ Nate clearly trying to

1784
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:18,360
provoke him to the point of just saying

1785
01:15:16,719 --> 01:15:19,840
what he wanted and when they leave he

1786
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:23,320
looks at her and he's like I just want

1787
01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:25,120
to do to myself like I just I know we

1788
01:15:23,320 --> 01:15:27,320
all have had our fun before but like I

1789
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:28,960
just wanted a night to ourselves and

1790
01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:31,360
Elanor is like yeah honestly like

1791
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:33,520
they're fun but she's like they're here

1792
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:35,639
for a good time not for a long time and

1793
01:15:33,520 --> 01:15:39,920
I'm okay if like we

1794
01:15:35,639 --> 01:15:43,360
never have a group participation again

1795
01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:46,120
he's like oh okay so then I don't know

1796
01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:47,719
more sex oh yeah no very possessive sex

1797
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:49,880
I was going to say is this a solidifying

1798
01:15:47,719 --> 01:15:52,560
[ __ ] would you

1799
01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:56,440
say I wouldn't say there's actually a

1800
01:15:52,560 --> 01:16:00,679
solidifying [ __ ] in this book huh

1801
01:15:56,440 --> 01:16:03,800
yeah actually now that I think about it

1802
01:16:00,679 --> 01:16:07,360
uh I didn't love this scene if I'm being

1803
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:09,600
completely honest okay because as I said

1804
01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:13,480
very possessive sex

1805
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:18,159
where he's wanting her to own that he

1806
01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:21,560
owns her sort of energy right so he is

1807
01:16:18,159 --> 01:16:24,280
comes in her mouth tells her not to

1808
01:16:21,560 --> 01:16:25,639
swallow cuz he wants to see his come in

1809
01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:27,159
her mouth

1810
01:16:25,639 --> 01:16:30,199
and then is like do you see who's come

1811
01:16:27,159 --> 01:16:32,080
that is like you're my dirty [ __ ] right

1812
01:16:30,199 --> 01:16:36,520
like that sort of energy

1813
01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:40,719
sure um and then when she's like finally

1814
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:44,480
yes whatever uh then he spits in her

1815
01:16:40,719 --> 01:16:45,800
mouth into his come and then tells her

1816
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:48,800
she can

1817
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:48,800
swallow

1818
01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:55,360
okay

1819
01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:59,120
no that I love that that what's your

1820
01:16:55,360 --> 01:17:01,480
issue oh my God

1821
01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:05,600
okay

1822
01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:10,320
I don't think I could just hold semen in

1823
01:17:05,600 --> 01:17:12,560
my mouth yeah it's not for me no and

1824
01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:14,000
that is why it is my issue cuz I'm like

1825
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:17,520
that's a long time to just I thought it

1826
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:21,800
was the spitting in her mouth that you

1827
01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:23,719
went uh if it was just the spit I could

1828
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:26,280
we could be okay I think it was the spit

1829
01:17:23,719 --> 01:17:28,679
with the [ __ ] m cuz she's been sitting

1830
01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:31,000
there with the [ __ ] in her mouth sure

1831
01:17:28,679 --> 01:17:35,040
sure for them him to then spit on the

1832
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:38,120
[ __ ] as his final claiming move sure and

1833
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:38,120
then he tells her she can

1834
01:17:38,159 --> 01:17:42,719
swallow okay yeah I get it yeah I think

1835
01:17:41,719 --> 01:17:45,480
the spit

1836
01:17:42,719 --> 01:17:47,800
alone not my jam but I that doesn't

1837
01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:50,639
wouldn't make me well there's a lot of

1838
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:52,760
like contradictions in this book where

1839
01:17:50,639 --> 01:17:55,239
it's like he's really possessive he's

1840
01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:58,760
also sharing her with his friends more

1841
01:17:55,239 --> 01:18:00,560
than once and then which is fine like

1842
01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:03,080
I'm not saying you shouldn't have open

1843
01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:06,600
relationship as long as everybody's cool

1844
01:18:03,080 --> 01:18:09,639
but then he's like super possessive I

1845
01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:12,199
think the possessive has more grown over

1846
01:18:09,639 --> 01:18:15,159
the book okay where I think cuz like

1847
01:18:12,199 --> 01:18:18,480
when they were on the roof

1848
01:18:15,159 --> 01:18:20,719
um eating dinner yeah I think in that

1849
01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:23,199
conversation she'd been like so how long

1850
01:18:20,719 --> 01:18:25,000
have you been like banging people with

1851
01:18:23,199 --> 01:18:27,239
TJ and Nate and he's like long enough to

1852
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:29,320
be good at it it's kind like where I

1853
01:18:27,239 --> 01:18:31,679
think that's kind of always been like

1854
01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:33,719
Dynamic yeah like they're three very hot

1855
01:18:31,679 --> 01:18:35,760
successful football players that like

1856
01:18:33,719 --> 01:18:38,560
this has always been their Dynamic so I

1857
01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:40,120
think it's uh and that is one of the

1858
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:41,800
things that like I didn't necessarily

1859
01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:43,280
outline as much because it's like within

1860
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:45,560
some of the text messages but like at

1861
01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:48,800
one point uh towards maybe around this

1862
01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:51,000
part of the book uh crew is texting with

1863
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:52,639
TJ and Nate and he said something about

1864
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:55,199
like

1865
01:18:52,639 --> 01:18:56,679
uh get like don't like get your hands

1866
01:18:55,199 --> 01:18:59,800
off my girl or like whatever it was and

1867
01:18:56,679 --> 01:19:02,960
like my girl not our girl and he's like

1868
01:18:59,800 --> 01:19:06,400
no what no I meant our girl like I so

1869
01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:10,159
it's more of I think like a a a shift

1870
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:13,280
over time where crew wasn't necessarily

1871
01:19:10,159 --> 01:19:16,920
like being honest with himself about his

1872
01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:18,880
true feelings for her um that makes more

1873
01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:20,679
sense so it was like as he got to know

1874
01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:23,080
her he got

1875
01:19:20,679 --> 01:19:25,280
possessive yeah and started to realize

1876
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:28,040
it and I think there

1877
01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:30,520
the degradation and the dirty talk I

1878
01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:32,280
think is their their resting state I

1879
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:34,639
think the

1880
01:19:32,280 --> 01:19:36,520
possession is more of what grew I got

1881
01:19:34,639 --> 01:19:40,520
you yeah that makes sense that's a very

1882
01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:42,600
valid point it is now July 31st okay

1883
01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:45,560
we've spent a lot of time [ __ ] we

1884
01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:49,080
have and hanging out yeah um they end up

1885
01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:50,280
having a there's like freak bad weather

1886
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:52,040
I don't really know what the weather

1887
01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:55,440
patterns are in Vegas I mean it's a

1888
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:58,360
desert so it's dry until it's not

1889
01:19:55,440 --> 01:20:01,199
correct yeah yeah seems a bit

1890
01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:05,800
occasionally snow oh wow do they get

1891
01:20:01,199 --> 01:20:08,600
snow in Vegas uhhuh on the plate H mhm

1892
01:20:05,800 --> 01:20:10,679
um I I was thinking about this recently

1893
01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:12,320
as we know you and I grew up in Florida

1894
01:20:10,679 --> 01:20:16,199
Florida does not see a lot of season

1895
01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:17,760
change nope so like there are some a few

1896
01:20:16,199 --> 01:20:20,639
trees that might lose their leaves but

1897
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:22,199
there's not like a true fall of like all

1898
01:20:20,639 --> 01:20:24,760
of the Golden

1899
01:20:22,199 --> 01:20:26,360
Leaves um and when I moved to Dallas

1900
01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:27,639
Texas and mind you I moved to Dallas in

1901
01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:29,360
their record their summer of

1902
01:20:27,639 --> 01:20:31,960
record-breaking heat right where it was

1903
01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:35,000
like the most consecutive days in triple

1904
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:38,480
digits um and so in my head I was just

1905
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:40,840
comparing like Florida heat to like yeah

1906
01:20:38,480 --> 01:20:42,400
and I was kind of dating this guy at the

1907
01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:45,000
time and I said to him that fall I was

1908
01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:47,960
like wow the leaves change colors and

1909
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:50,560
like fall here and he looked at me like

1910
01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:52,920
I was the biggest [ __ ] idiot he had

1911
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:55,639
met in his entire life and he's like

1912
01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:58,440
yeah Chelsea that's what they do in the

1913
01:20:55,639 --> 01:21:01,280
fall and I'm like I grew up in Florida

1914
01:20:58,440 --> 01:21:03,440
[ __ ] also I could probably still take

1915
01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:06,280
that man he was a lot taller than me

1916
01:21:03,440 --> 01:21:09,040
there was a reason we did not end up

1917
01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:10,960
together our well also our very first

1918
01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:13,320
date he's the one that on the very first

1919
01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:15,639
day I uh looked at my friend cuz I was

1920
01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:16,840
meeting with him at the mall he was

1921
01:21:15,639 --> 01:21:19,440
picking me up cuz I was with a friend at

1922
01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:20,960
the mall and he was coming down the

1923
01:21:19,440 --> 01:21:23,960
escalator to meet us and I looked at my

1924
01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:28,120
friend Javi and I said Javi I cannot

1925
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:30,960
date him his shoes are too

1926
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:32,400
pointy and Jai said that's not a real

1927
01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:33,800
reason not to go on a date with someone

1928
01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:35,639
and he already drove here so you're

1929
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:37,560
going to go on this dat with

1930
01:21:35,639 --> 01:21:40,280
him first of all I think that's

1931
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:42,719
perfectly valid jav's response or my

1932
01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:45,600
concern your concern yes he look like a

1933
01:21:42,719 --> 01:21:48,360
[ __ ] elf your concern is

1934
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:50,719
valid and Javi wasn't really like that

1935
01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:52,480
minimizing or invalidating I want to

1936
01:21:50,719 --> 01:21:55,320
give him credit there it was just like

1937
01:21:52,480 --> 01:21:57,280
Chelsea babe

1938
01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:59,280
go on the date right if you don't like

1939
01:21:57,280 --> 01:22:01,400
him afterwards it's okay but you can't

1940
01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:04,520
not go on the date because the man shoes

1941
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:07,520
are pointy the the the level of douche

1942
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:09,800
needed for super pointy shoes would be

1943
01:22:07,520 --> 01:22:12,679
the level of douche that's like yeah

1944
01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:15,120
Chelsea like you know what I mean like

1945
01:22:12,679 --> 01:22:17,400
that I have a picture of this person and

1946
01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:19,440
I feel very confident that I'm correct

1947
01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:20,840
oh my God I cannot wait to see what this

1948
01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:25,040
picture looks like because I have a

1949
01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:26,840
feeling you're wrong what yes

1950
01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:29,320
he is

1951
01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:31,800
a it's a whole thing we'll get there

1952
01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:35,000
some other at some other point in time I

1953
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:37,080
did that was a one that I remember us

1954
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:38,639
having an icebreaker segue question in

1955
01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:40,199
one of our team meetings I think when

1956
01:22:38,639 --> 01:22:42,040
you and I may have been on the same team

1957
01:22:40,199 --> 01:22:43,239
and it was like what's a deal breaker

1958
01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:44,440
that like if you showed up to the date

1959
01:22:43,239 --> 01:22:46,120
and they were wearing it you wouldn't be

1960
01:22:44,440 --> 01:22:48,679
able to go forward and I said actual

1961
01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:50,880
thing that has happened in my life his

1962
01:22:48,679 --> 01:22:52,360
shoes were too pointy but another dude

1963
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:54,199
in our meeting was like yeah if she were

1964
01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:56,760
wearing a hat on our first date that

1965
01:22:54,199 --> 01:22:59,280
probably be a deal breaker and I still

1966
01:22:56,760 --> 01:23:02,679
think about that cuz I have a lot of

1967
01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:04,320
questions I mean I think mine I don't

1968
01:23:02,679 --> 01:23:06,320
recall if I was in that meeting I might

1969
01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:08,360
have been but mine is a fedora because

1970
01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:10,080
it's an actual thing that happened and

1971
01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:14,199
he was trying to cover up a bald spot

1972
01:23:10,080 --> 01:23:17,600
that was not in his profile picture oh

1973
01:23:14,199 --> 01:23:20,679
well and you either pull off a fedora or

1974
01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:23,199
you don't pull off Fedora did not like

1975
01:23:20,679 --> 01:23:26,440
you're either Jason morz or you're the

1976
01:23:23,199 --> 01:23:27,880
rest of us a keer elf He looks like a

1977
01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:31,440
kebler

1978
01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:33,560
elf He was so short which is fine my

1979
01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:36,400
husband is not that tall like how tall

1980
01:23:33,560 --> 01:23:39,719
is Matt he's like

1981
01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:41,840
59 okay yeah cuz you're like 5'4 right

1982
01:23:39,719 --> 01:23:44,679
yeah yeah tall enough for what for your

1983
01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:47,440
needs right it's fine but this guy was

1984
01:23:44,679 --> 01:23:50,600
like my height which is again is fine

1985
01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:52,840
not a problem but he was at least 30 lbs

1986
01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:56,520
heavier than his profile picture which

1987
01:23:52,840 --> 01:23:58,880
again is fine just be honest about your

1988
01:23:56,520 --> 01:24:01,600
pictures like you know and then he had

1989
01:23:58,880 --> 01:24:04,560
on a fedora and this was the date that I

1990
01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:07,880
was on that was so bad that the waitress

1991
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:10,560
came by and asked me if I was okay yes I

1992
01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:13,000
had heard that I miss the context of

1993
01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:16,000
yeah what he had on a

1994
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:16,000
fedora

1995
01:24:16,679 --> 01:24:22,199
yeah you know a dates bad when the

1996
01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:23,600
server yeah is trying to save you from

1997
01:24:22,199 --> 01:24:26,320
it she's like babe do I need to call

1998
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:26,320
someone

1999
01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:30,960
I can tell him you just had to go that

2000
01:24:28,639 --> 01:24:33,280
there was an emergency what a real one I

2001
01:24:30,960 --> 01:24:35,440
know right that is I still think about

2002
01:24:33,280 --> 01:24:39,880
her regularly I hope she's well and has

2003
01:24:35,440 --> 01:24:43,480
gotten good karma in return yes

2004
01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:47,600
yeah shout out to all of the hospitality

2005
01:24:43,480 --> 01:24:50,800
industry Personnel that are keeping a

2006
01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:52,000
lookout yeah like keeping everyone safe

2007
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:53,679
I like to think that that is the

2008
01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:55,199
category that my husband fell into

2009
01:24:53,679 --> 01:24:57,119
because he was in the industry for so

2010
01:24:55,199 --> 01:24:58,280
long but then what I really think of

2011
01:24:57,119 --> 01:25:00,840
when I think of my husband being in the

2012
01:24:58,280 --> 01:25:03,600
service industry is that the restaurant

2013
01:25:00,840 --> 01:25:05,800
he worked at uh wouldn't let him shift

2014
01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:07,639
to being a bartender full-time because

2015
01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:10,360
they were like you're just like the best

2016
01:25:07,639 --> 01:25:12,560
with the bachelorette parties so we

2017
01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:16,480
can't take you off the

2018
01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:18,080
floor that sucks so bad oh cuz you make

2019
01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:20,800
so much more money as a bartender but

2020
01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:22,920
you do yeah and but I also think his

2021
01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:25,159
tips did not suck because he was that

2022
01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:26,960
good at the bachelorette party groups

2023
01:25:25,159 --> 01:25:28,679
yeah uh he's like yeah I remember one

2024
01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:32,840
group came in he's like this one got a

2025
01:25:28,679 --> 01:25:36,560
little weird go on he's like well they

2026
01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:39,239
each had taken a photo of their Boop

2027
01:25:36,560 --> 01:25:42,159
just like one boob not both just one

2028
01:25:39,239 --> 01:25:44,440
Boop and then were're showing them to me

2029
01:25:42,159 --> 01:25:47,280
and I had to guess which boob belonged

2030
01:25:44,440 --> 01:25:47,280
to which

2031
01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:52,280
person what and the funniest thing about

2032
01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:53,600
all that is like I feel like there are

2033
01:25:52,280 --> 01:25:56,400
some servers who would make this makes

2034
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:58,199
me feel uncomfortable and I won't do it

2035
01:25:56,400 --> 01:26:00,679
but you've met my husband I have yeah

2036
01:25:58,199 --> 01:26:03,480
he's he'd be like going to be like

2037
01:26:00,679 --> 01:26:07,159
well let's play this is a new matching

2038
01:26:03,480 --> 01:26:10,840
game yes like I've always excelled at

2039
01:26:07,159 --> 01:26:13,719
these right I love memory games I'm like

2040
01:26:10,840 --> 01:26:16,320
which I would do the right one I

2041
01:26:13,719 --> 01:26:17,920
think if I had to choose one boob to

2042
01:26:16,320 --> 01:26:19,560
take a picture of I did have an extra

2043
01:26:17,920 --> 01:26:24,000
mole that popped up during pregnancy on

2044
01:26:19,560 --> 01:26:26,360
my left um and then I I had a freckle

2045
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:29,040
and a birth mark mhm and then another

2046
01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:32,280
little mole and so my actual nipple kind

2047
01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:36,840
of looked like my boob was

2048
01:26:32,280 --> 01:26:41,719
screaming but then the mole fell off so

2049
01:26:36,840 --> 01:26:41,719
now now my boob looks normal

2050
01:26:42,920 --> 01:26:46,320
again I heard

2051
01:26:49,639 --> 01:26:56,199
it

2052
01:26:51,840 --> 01:26:59,040
okay all right woo

2053
01:26:56,199 --> 01:27:03,840
okay so it's a rainy day in

2054
01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:06,320
Vegas well that was a journey and so

2055
01:27:03,840 --> 01:27:07,840
elor's like let's have a spa day and

2056
01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:09,560
crew is like [ __ ] yeah thinking they're

2057
01:27:07,840 --> 01:27:11,679
going to go to the spa at the hotel that

2058
01:27:09,560 --> 01:27:13,679
he lives in he's like and then Elanor

2059
01:27:11,679 --> 01:27:15,880
gets on the phone and starts ordering up

2060
01:27:13,679 --> 01:27:17,239
like Greek yogurt and berries and he's

2061
01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:22,639
like and I'm thinking she's getting

2062
01:27:17,239 --> 01:27:25,239
snacks for her making a parfait yes so

2063
01:27:22,639 --> 01:27:28,440
then she starts making all of the face

2064
01:27:25,239 --> 01:27:30,239
masks and starts giving him a face mask

2065
01:27:28,440 --> 01:27:32,679
and he's like a very good sport about it

2066
01:27:30,239 --> 01:27:33,960
but he keeps trying to eat it um and

2067
01:27:32,679 --> 01:27:37,600
then he's like I want to come to your

2068
01:27:33,960 --> 01:27:40,639
salon opening um when we're all in

2069
01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:42,000
California and she's like yeah and she's

2070
01:27:40,639 --> 01:27:45,199
like absolutely and you can bring

2071
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:47,600
whoever you're dating and she's like

2072
01:27:45,199 --> 01:27:49,920
it'd be a a great grab to get all the

2073
01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:51,679
[ __ ] in the Bay Area and she's like

2074
01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:53,440
yeah like I whoever you're dating would

2075
01:27:51,679 --> 01:27:55,199
probably be great clients and he's kind

2076
01:27:53,440 --> 01:27:59,320
of like oh

2077
01:27:55,199 --> 01:28:01,360
wasn't how I had thought of that um and

2078
01:27:59,320 --> 01:28:04,280
then they get into a face mask food

2079
01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:08,800
fight sure as you do y it's cute she

2080
01:28:04,280 --> 01:28:11,480
runs into the kitchen uh for more ammo

2081
01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:13,280
and he grabs her and she's like oh

2082
01:28:11,480 --> 01:28:15,280
you're too fast and he's just like

2083
01:28:13,280 --> 01:28:16,800
you're a terrible running back who runs

2084
01:28:15,280 --> 01:28:19,360
a straight

2085
01:28:16,800 --> 01:28:23,679
route and she goes what the hell is a

2086
01:28:19,360 --> 01:28:26,639
running back and he's like what do you

2087
01:28:23,679 --> 01:28:28,679
you you don't no wife of mine even if

2088
01:28:26,639 --> 01:28:29,840
you're a fake wife absolutely not so

2089
01:28:28,679 --> 01:28:32,080
then he's like I need to explain

2090
01:28:29,840 --> 01:28:33,480
football to her so he's spending like 20

2091
01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:35,239
minutes like he's like setting up he's

2092
01:28:33,480 --> 01:28:38,239
like all right babe you're in line

2093
01:28:35,239 --> 01:28:40,119
you're you're with on the defensive line

2094
01:28:38,239 --> 01:28:42,360
right now and she's like okay so you're

2095
01:28:40,119 --> 01:28:44,639
going to throw the ball to me and he's

2096
01:28:42,360 --> 01:28:46,840
like oh my God no have you not been

2097
01:28:44,639 --> 01:28:48,320
listening obviously not and she's

2098
01:28:46,840 --> 01:28:51,239
sitting there and she's like I've been

2099
01:28:48,320 --> 01:28:54,159
listening to my father couch coach the

2100
01:28:51,239 --> 01:28:57,040
ners my entire life I know all of this

2101
01:28:54,159 --> 01:29:00,800
I'm just [ __ ] with

2102
01:28:57,040 --> 01:29:04,960
him that's so good which he realizes

2103
01:29:00,800 --> 01:29:08,000
after about 20 minutes um and then they

2104
01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:10,480
are laughing and shower washed all off

2105
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:13,600
they have a bath maybe that would be the

2106
01:29:10,480 --> 01:29:16,159
solidifying [ __ ] if you will

2107
01:29:13,600 --> 01:29:18,400
um in the bath he asks what she wants to

2108
01:29:16,159 --> 01:29:21,199
do for her last few days in Paradise she

2109
01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:24,280
Whispers some very dirty things in his

2110
01:29:21,199 --> 01:29:26,880
ear uh she asks what he wants and he

2111
01:29:24,280 --> 01:29:29,080
asks her to come to field day with the

2112
01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:30,520
Raiders and and he's like yeah it's like

2113
01:29:29,080 --> 01:29:31,840
my last thing with the Raiders before

2114
01:29:30,520 --> 01:29:33,679
I'm out she's like okay yeah sure I'll

2115
01:29:31,840 --> 01:29:36,600
show up no

2116
01:29:33,679 --> 01:29:37,920
problem then they [ __ ] which I don't

2117
01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:39,800
need to give you more details you

2118
01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:41,520
understand sure I do I get it you

2119
01:29:39,800 --> 01:29:44,639
understand the Dynamics of how that

2120
01:29:41,520 --> 01:29:44,639
works I

2121
01:29:45,159 --> 01:29:49,880
do she goes to the field day it's

2122
01:29:47,800 --> 01:29:52,719
adorable there's all of these kids on

2123
01:29:49,880 --> 01:29:54,199
the field um but then she's getting info

2124
01:29:52,719 --> 01:29:56,040
like from one of the assistants who who'

2125
01:29:54,199 --> 01:30:00,080
been kind of assigned to like make sure

2126
01:29:56,040 --> 01:30:02,719
she was good where crew had 1,000% been

2127
01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:04,840
downplaying it it's his event that like

2128
01:30:02,719 --> 01:30:07,719
he pushed for the Raiders to let him do

2129
01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:10,960
it one last time before he moved um

2130
01:30:07,719 --> 01:30:13,560
because field day was a day for all of

2131
01:30:10,960 --> 01:30:16,840
the youth that would not necessarily be

2132
01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:18,440
able to afford their actual like student

2133
01:30:16,840 --> 01:30:20,880
camps and things like that so it's like

2134
01:30:18,440 --> 01:30:23,440
very like low sces very much the

2135
01:30:20,880 --> 01:30:26,440
population he grew up in right um and so

2136
01:30:23,440 --> 01:30:29,199
she's realizing more and more great

2137
01:30:26,440 --> 01:30:32,360
things about him like adorable balloon

2138
01:30:29,199 --> 01:30:34,320
fight with all of them on like her and

2139
01:30:32,360 --> 01:30:35,920
him and Nate and TJ on the field with

2140
01:30:34,320 --> 01:30:37,679
all the kids and probably some other

2141
01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:39,000
people but yeah they're not really

2142
01:30:37,679 --> 01:30:40,639
talked about in the book as much so they

2143
01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:44,360
don't really

2144
01:30:40,639 --> 01:30:45,960
matter then she's sitting uh on the

2145
01:30:44,360 --> 01:30:47,440
bleachers and just kind of watching and

2146
01:30:45,960 --> 01:30:50,239
a reporter comes up and it's trying to

2147
01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:52,360
get like a quote from her and she kind

2148
01:30:50,239 --> 01:30:53,320
of has this moment where she's like I

2149
01:30:52,360 --> 01:30:54,440
mean I don't really want to give her a

2150
01:30:53,320 --> 01:30:56,280
quote but

2151
01:30:54,440 --> 01:30:58,320
like our time is almost up and I I kind

2152
01:30:56,280 --> 01:31:00,040
of want something that like ties us

2153
01:30:58,320 --> 01:31:01,719
together so she's like okay I'll give

2154
01:31:00,040 --> 01:31:04,880
her a quote and she's like and then I'll

2155
01:31:01,719 --> 01:31:07,239
buy all of the newspapers in my area and

2156
01:31:04,880 --> 01:31:09,480
she's like but I'll have the quote right

2157
01:31:07,239 --> 01:31:10,560
right but then like she just kind of

2158
01:31:09,480 --> 01:31:12,800
like starts going at one point she's

2159
01:31:10,560 --> 01:31:13,920
like and he's everything I never wanted

2160
01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:16,600
and the reporter's like you mean

2161
01:31:13,920 --> 01:31:18,560
everything you always wanted right and's

2162
01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:20,320
like yeah that's exactly what I said

2163
01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:22,520
right like [ __ ] [ __ ] like this is a

2164
01:31:20,320 --> 01:31:24,639
reporter please don't whoops off the

2165
01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:26,760
record yes

2166
01:31:24,639 --> 01:31:28,639
and so she excuses herself awkwardly to

2167
01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:31,400
like go in search of refreshments and

2168
01:31:28,639 --> 01:31:33,360
stumbles upon Josh who's like hey great

2169
01:31:31,400 --> 01:31:35,320
that I found you here um I managed to

2170
01:31:33,360 --> 01:31:37,840
get the judge recused here are the

2171
01:31:35,320 --> 01:31:41,639
papers you just need to sign and she's

2172
01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:43,520
like [ __ ] so then we cut to Cruz

2173
01:31:41,639 --> 01:31:46,000
perspective right and I'm I'm guessing

2174
01:31:43,520 --> 01:31:48,080
he doesn't know this yet no because when

2175
01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:49,400
we cut to Cruz perspective he is getting

2176
01:31:48,080 --> 01:31:51,360
back to their hotel and he's like yeah

2177
01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:52,480
she bailed at some point during field

2178
01:31:51,360 --> 01:31:54,040
day I don't know what was up but like

2179
01:31:52,480 --> 01:31:55,760
when he gets back to the hotel like he's

2180
01:31:54,040 --> 01:31:58,000
shouting like you better be naked in

2181
01:31:55,760 --> 01:31:59,800
here sort of energy and then goes into

2182
01:31:58,000 --> 01:32:02,400
the bedroom and it's like all of her

2183
01:31:59,800 --> 01:32:04,639
stuff is gone and like realizing like it

2184
01:32:02,400 --> 01:32:06,520
looks like she hasn't been here right

2185
01:32:04,639 --> 01:32:08,840
and so then he looks over on the table

2186
01:32:06,520 --> 01:32:13,800
and sees the divorce papers with her

2187
01:32:08,840 --> 01:32:15,679
signature and the ring and another note

2188
01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:18,320
written on a napkin the exact same way

2189
01:32:15,679 --> 01:32:22,360
she did the very first time right that

2190
01:32:18,320 --> 01:32:26,960
she left for the Symmetry you get

2191
01:32:22,360 --> 01:32:29,400
it and he is Big bummed yeah yeah which

2192
01:32:26,960 --> 01:32:31,800
makes sense sure right but I think also

2193
01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:34,000
in that way where he's like well this is

2194
01:32:31,800 --> 01:32:36,560
what we kind of said it would be because

2195
01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:40,159
then we moved to 2 weeks

2196
01:32:36,560 --> 01:32:43,199
later and he is now out in California

2197
01:32:40,159 --> 01:32:45,320
and she is obviously back in California

2198
01:32:43,199 --> 01:32:48,600
and they haven't spoken but crew was at

2199
01:32:45,320 --> 01:32:50,199
a press conference and the girl who's uh

2200
01:32:48,600 --> 01:32:52,360
on the AV team trying to get him set up

2201
01:32:50,199 --> 01:32:54,520
with his mic starts sniffing him as

2202
01:32:52,360 --> 01:32:56,280
she's setting it up and he's like what

2203
01:32:54,520 --> 01:32:59,760
and she's like so sorry she's like you

2204
01:32:56,280 --> 01:33:01,920
just smell like this like shave cream

2205
01:32:59,760 --> 01:33:04,199
that this like amazing esthetician I

2206
01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:06,320
knew used to make and TJ and Nate just

2207
01:33:04,199 --> 01:33:07,719
start laughing cuz they hear it and's

2208
01:33:06,320 --> 01:33:08,880
like yeah I kept the shave cream I

2209
01:33:07,719 --> 01:33:11,400
thought it like wouldn't be that big of

2210
01:33:08,880 --> 01:33:13,639
a deal really good shave cream I'm not

2211
01:33:11,400 --> 01:33:17,080
trying to be

2212
01:33:13,639 --> 01:33:19,199
wasteful 1,000% is it reduce reuse

2213
01:33:17,080 --> 01:33:21,560
recycle you guys and then the girl's

2214
01:33:19,199 --> 01:33:23,119
like yeah crazy enough that EST that

2215
01:33:21,560 --> 01:33:24,920
esthetician is actually opening her own

2216
01:33:23,119 --> 01:33:27,440
Salon soon you just got married right

2217
01:33:24,920 --> 01:33:29,639
you should recommend it to your wife

2218
01:33:27,440 --> 01:33:32,960
ouch but then

2219
01:33:29,639 --> 01:33:34,920
also the name of the salon he's like

2220
01:33:32,960 --> 01:33:37,719
yeah it's called wild card which has

2221
01:33:34,920 --> 01:33:39,520
been his nickname for her the entire

2222
01:33:37,719 --> 01:33:41,040
book and she's like cool name right and

2223
01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:43,920
he's just sitting there

2224
01:33:41,040 --> 01:33:46,480
like why does the universe hate me I

2225
01:33:43,920 --> 01:33:49,239
just need to get through this press

2226
01:33:46,480 --> 01:33:52,119
conference we switched to Eleanor uh and

2227
01:33:49,239 --> 01:33:53,960
she has like a similar situation where

2228
01:33:52,119 --> 01:33:55,880
she is showing up at this bar to meet

2229
01:33:53,960 --> 01:33:57,920
Millie there and when she walks in

2230
01:33:55,880 --> 01:34:01,960
there's like a Niner Nation party to

2231
01:33:57,920 --> 01:34:03,960
like watch the preseason uh game oh yeah

2232
01:34:01,960 --> 01:34:05,679
yeah and Millie's like sorry I text you

2233
01:34:03,960 --> 01:34:07,280
but it seems like you didn't get my text

2234
01:34:05,679 --> 01:34:09,080
they weren't here when I got here then

2235
01:34:07,280 --> 01:34:10,320
this whole like every time crew shows up

2236
01:34:09,080 --> 01:34:13,480
on the screen they're all cheering and

2237
01:34:10,320 --> 01:34:15,679
she's like [ __ ] my life can I not can I

2238
01:34:13,480 --> 01:34:20,440
have one

2239
01:34:15,679 --> 01:34:23,239
day now it is September oh so like

2240
01:34:20,440 --> 01:34:24,560
another two weeks or so and they still

2241
01:34:23,239 --> 01:34:26,960
haven't talked

2242
01:34:24,560 --> 01:34:28,600
crew is throwing like [ __ ] at practice

2243
01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:30,280
and his coaches calls him over he's like

2244
01:34:28,600 --> 01:34:34,639
hey I know you have a lot going on a lot

2245
01:34:30,280 --> 01:34:35,840
and on your mind so I uh I called in

2246
01:34:34,639 --> 01:34:38,400
someone to talk to that I thought might

2247
01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:41,600
be an inspiration and the duty calls

2248
01:34:38,400 --> 01:34:45,880
over is Alec price who's a uh Hall of

2249
01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:49,840
Fame QB MH and is also

2250
01:34:45,880 --> 01:34:52,840
Samantha from Tangled in Tinsel I.E

2251
01:34:49,840 --> 01:34:54,239
Eleanor's sisters one of her boyfriends

2252
01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:59,440
oh okay okay

2253
01:34:54,239 --> 01:35:02,119
um it's all connected yes okay but also

2254
01:34:59,440 --> 01:35:06,000
in that way where like when they start

2255
01:35:02,119 --> 01:35:07,960
talking uh what is Alec just like from

2256
01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:10,159
the jump and he's

2257
01:35:07,960 --> 01:35:12,280
like we can talk about football or we

2258
01:35:10,159 --> 01:35:14,440
can talk about women what you want to

2259
01:35:12,280 --> 01:35:17,480
talk about and Cruz like well I can only

2260
01:35:14,440 --> 01:35:19,639
really talk about one right now so then

2261
01:35:17,480 --> 01:35:22,000
Alex like all right well if it's

2262
01:35:19,639 --> 01:35:24,440
football just do what you already know

2263
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:26,040
how to do that's what got you here like

2264
01:35:24,440 --> 01:35:29,719
believe in your abilities back to the

2265
01:35:26,040 --> 01:35:32,960
basics and then crew's like so how is

2266
01:35:29,719 --> 01:35:34,880
she and Al goes hold please takes out

2267
01:35:32,960 --> 01:35:36,119
his phone makes a call puts it on

2268
01:35:34,880 --> 01:35:38,239
speaker

2269
01:35:36,119 --> 01:35:40,719
phone and crew's like what the [ __ ] is

2270
01:35:38,239 --> 01:35:43,719
he doing and then when the the dude

2271
01:35:40,719 --> 01:35:45,520
answers it's the other boy sister's

2272
01:35:43,719 --> 01:35:47,920
boyfriend and he's like did he cave

2273
01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:50,040
already yep didn't even have to get the

2274
01:35:47,920 --> 01:35:51,880
inspirational [ __ ] and like you hear a

2275
01:35:50,040 --> 01:35:54,040
shout it's like you owe me

2276
01:35:51,880 --> 01:35:56,719
$300 then the other guy like gave it to

2277
01:35:54,040 --> 01:35:59,880
your mom last night it's the energy in

2278
01:35:56,719 --> 01:36:02,199
the backgound I love that that's awesome

2279
01:35:59,880 --> 01:36:04,719
um but then in their conversation crew

2280
01:36:02,199 --> 01:36:07,280
is like listen she left like she's a

2281
01:36:04,719 --> 01:36:09,800
catch she didn't want me I'm respecting

2282
01:36:07,280 --> 01:36:11,080
that and like who am I to challenge that

2283
01:36:09,800 --> 01:36:12,239
and Alec is like you're the dude who

2284
01:36:11,080 --> 01:36:15,000
[ __ ] wants to be with her so if you

2285
01:36:12,239 --> 01:36:17,679
want to be with her let her [ __ ] know

2286
01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:20,280
right and so crew like words right well

2287
01:36:17,679 --> 01:36:22,480
then crew's like fine if she wants me

2288
01:36:20,280 --> 01:36:23,679
she can come get me I'll put two like

2289
01:36:22,480 --> 01:36:26,880
I'll put tickets under her name for the

2290
01:36:23,679 --> 01:36:30,000
season opener like that is my offer in

2291
01:36:26,880 --> 01:36:32,320
my Olive Branch so we are now at

2292
01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:35,280
Eleanor's Salon launch

2293
01:36:32,320 --> 01:36:38,639
party where she is uh not

2294
01:36:35,280 --> 01:36:40,159
thriving and Millie and Samantha like

2295
01:36:38,639 --> 01:36:42,520
pull her in the back and then Samantha's

2296
01:36:40,159 --> 01:36:44,360
like listen I was going to wait until

2297
01:36:42,520 --> 01:36:45,480
tonight because I I wanted to check and

2298
01:36:44,360 --> 01:36:47,280
and see how you were doing cuz if you're

2299
01:36:45,480 --> 01:36:50,719
doing well I wasn't going to bring it up

2300
01:36:47,280 --> 01:36:53,920
at all but since you clearly still seem

2301
01:36:50,719 --> 01:36:55,920
to be struggling crew did leave tickets

2302
01:36:53,920 --> 01:36:58,719
for you for the season

2303
01:36:55,920 --> 01:37:00,560
opener and elor's like okay when is it

2304
01:36:58,719 --> 01:37:04,840
Samantha's like well it started an hour

2305
01:37:00,560 --> 01:37:07,280
ago I'd I'd kind of been waiting and El

2306
01:37:04,840 --> 01:37:09,880
was like for as much as I love my sister

2307
01:37:07,280 --> 01:37:14,159
in this moment this was not her best

2308
01:37:09,880 --> 01:37:16,480
kill her yes so Millie and Eleanor ditch

2309
01:37:14,159 --> 01:37:18,000
the salon launch party to go to the

2310
01:37:16,480 --> 01:37:19,480
football game but then when they get to

2311
01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:22,320
their seats they're realizing they're

2312
01:37:19,480 --> 01:37:24,840
like [ __ ] crew is probably not going to

2313
01:37:22,320 --> 01:37:26,639
look over here to to just be reminded of

2314
01:37:24,840 --> 01:37:28,679
the fact that she ghosted him and wasn't

2315
01:37:26,639 --> 01:37:31,400
in the seats so they all start trying to

2316
01:37:28,679 --> 01:37:33,440
like shout his name and then they get

2317
01:37:31,400 --> 01:37:35,080
other people in their area to start

2318
01:37:33,440 --> 01:37:38,159
shouting his

2319
01:37:35,080 --> 01:37:40,119
name which is not loud enough because

2320
01:37:38,159 --> 01:37:41,360
they're in a [ __ ] football stadium so

2321
01:37:40,119 --> 01:37:44,280
Elanor is like

2322
01:37:41,360 --> 01:37:46,920
well guess the only thing to do is to

2323
01:37:44,280 --> 01:37:50,280
jump the rail oh no and get on the field

2324
01:37:46,920 --> 01:37:50,280
I was like she's going to flash her

2325
01:37:50,599 --> 01:37:55,280
tits no okay we're getting on the field

2326
01:37:53,040 --> 01:37:57,000
got it have worked slightly better

2327
01:37:55,280 --> 01:37:58,800
because she's on the field and she

2328
01:37:57,000 --> 01:38:00,360
starts to see security coming for so

2329
01:37:58,800 --> 01:38:02,159
she's like hauling at she's like running

2330
01:38:00,360 --> 01:38:04,080
faster than I've ever run in my entire

2331
01:38:02,159 --> 01:38:06,679
life out of the corner of her eye she

2332
01:38:04,080 --> 01:38:09,280
sees like Nate block a security guard

2333
01:38:06,679 --> 01:38:13,199
for her so she can keep running down the

2334
01:38:09,280 --> 01:38:15,639
field and then finally screams his name

2335
01:38:13,199 --> 01:38:17,480
and it's like CW right as she tackles

2336
01:38:15,639 --> 01:38:19,599
him and right as she thinks she's about

2337
01:38:17,480 --> 01:38:23,080
to have this sweet moment two guards

2338
01:38:19,599 --> 01:38:24,520
come and her away and then they're

2339
01:38:23,080 --> 01:38:27,360
confused when crew like get your hands

2340
01:38:24,520 --> 01:38:29,239
[ __ ] off of her like okay sorry bro

2341
01:38:27,360 --> 01:38:30,960
and then after this the sweet moment

2342
01:38:29,239 --> 01:38:32,880
everyone's cheering everyone's very

2343
01:38:30,960 --> 01:38:35,000
happy realizing what happened Security's

2344
01:38:32,880 --> 01:38:36,679
like she's not going to real jail but we

2345
01:38:35,000 --> 01:38:40,560
are going to take her to we have to

2346
01:38:36,679 --> 01:38:42,719
detain her Arena jail Arena jail you can

2347
01:38:40,560 --> 01:38:44,679
pick her up after the game that is where

2348
01:38:42,719 --> 01:38:46,280
she will be but then like as the

2349
01:38:44,679 --> 01:38:48,119
security guard is walking her out he

2350
01:38:46,280 --> 01:38:49,639
looks at her and he's like may as well

2351
01:38:48,119 --> 01:38:51,840
wave to the camera is all that cheering

2352
01:38:49,639 --> 01:38:54,719
is for you right

2353
01:38:51,840 --> 01:38:57,679
now and then the EP log they go back to

2354
01:38:54,719 --> 01:38:59,719
Vegas and get married at the White

2355
01:38:57,679 --> 01:39:02,199
Chapel but with like a hundred friends

2356
01:38:59,719 --> 01:39:03,719
that time cute but then they promised

2357
01:39:02,199 --> 01:39:05,920
her parents that they would have a real

2358
01:39:03,719 --> 01:39:06,840
wedding that's really fun that's like

2359
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low

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angst fun yeah I'm like the biggest

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issue is that they just like never

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communicated actual feelings right but

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outside of

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that it like truly and quite frankly

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I've been sitting here this whole review

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I don't think I

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the wit and humor of the book Justice

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like it is really funny

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um thoroughly enjoyed okay so what's our

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ratings I was like we could do dice or

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we could do Stanley

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tuis we started with Stanley you know I

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had a the funny thing is I had actually

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been thinking like wedding dice rings as

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well not well a wedding ring that is a

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dice ring but no I like Stanley tuis

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yeah

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um I'm going to go out to 20 Stanley

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tuis because he deserves 20 he does he

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Stanley he deserves

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everything I'm going to

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go 17 or 18 Stanley tuis damn dude okay

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yeah okay I'm that feels like a high

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rating for us but no it's a very fun

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read okay well I'm gonna add it to my

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list now absolutely honestly the the all

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three of the books if they're still in a

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series together or if they're separate

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would would still recommend all three

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thoroughly enjoyed Tangled in Tinsel

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which has objectively the least amount

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of plot of the three because the whole

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premise is that Samantha is a designer

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and they all got snowed in got it and

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then they all [ __ ] and they all realize

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they want to keep [ __ ] and then they

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end up in a relationship and then this

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one and then the final one they all uh

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are in Hawaii on vacation together right

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but

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like yeah very low angst across the

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board in a very nice way that's cozy

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like it's a nice cozy easy read there is

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a lot more boning than I probably sure

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like there's a decent amount of smut so

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while it's very funny there's also if

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you're looking for like a lotze low inks

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yes would recommend this one for sure

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awesome I love that yes

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well

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awesome I was like what am I saying I

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don't know I started sentence and then I

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01:41:24,360 --> 01:41:29,880
didn't have an ending for it so happens

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to the best of us all right we're going

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to go like 17 Stanley tuis yeah out of

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20 yeah 17 out of out of 20 Stanley

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tuchis let us know how many tuis you

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would rate this like comment subscribe

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yes um on all of the platforms we we got

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them all anywhere you want to stream do

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we have Tik Tok back I don't think we

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have Tik Tok back I think we got banned

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on Tik Tok you guys which I don't really

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01:41:54,800 --> 01:41:59,560
know what happened like like our entire

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account got like complet not like a

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01:41:59,560 --> 01:42:04,520
video got removed and not that we were

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really active on Tik Tok we just like

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had the handle we will be active on Tik

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Tok at some point so be on the lookout

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well if we can get unbanned yeah not

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01:42:12,599 --> 01:42:18,840
find us on your reels and honestly if if

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01:42:16,119 --> 01:42:21,480
Tik Tok ends up getting banned in the US

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01:42:18,840 --> 01:42:24,119
anyways you know you'll have to find us

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01:42:21,480 --> 01:42:25,960
on your wheels regardless so so maybe

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01:42:24,119 --> 01:42:28,119
just start on Instagram share your

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recommendations with us but we love and

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01:42:28,119 --> 01:42:32,960
appreciate you guys please let us know

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01:42:30,400 --> 01:42:34,719
any books that uh are either so

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01:42:32,960 --> 01:42:36,560
wonderful you'd like us to review them

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01:42:34,719 --> 01:42:40,280
or so horrible you would like us to

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01:42:36,560 --> 01:42:42,639
review them truly the uh the likes the

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01:42:40,280 --> 01:42:46,199
ratings The subscriptions really go a

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01:42:42,639 --> 01:42:49,320
lot farther than uh we tend to give them

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01:42:46,199 --> 01:42:51,119
credit for so if you are a fan that

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01:42:49,320 --> 01:42:53,560
would be lovely and if you don't have

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01:42:51,119 --> 01:42:55,800
time no one's offended no we're all good

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01:42:53,560 --> 01:42:57,880
man we're just happy to be here yeah we

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love you we appreciate you and on that

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note goodbye smut [ __ ]

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bye well that's it for this week's mut

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[ __ ] we hope it was good for you cuz it

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01:43:07,040 --> 01:43:12,560
sure was great for us if you're digging

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01:43:10,199 --> 01:43:14,239
what we're doing it would mean a lot if

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01:43:12,560 --> 01:43:16,639
you'd take a minute to rate and review

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01:43:14,239 --> 01:43:20,000
the show wherever you're listening right

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01:43:16,639 --> 01:43:24,800
now maybe tell that sexy someone to lend

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01:43:20,000 --> 01:43:29,800
us an ear we love you we appreciate you

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01:43:24,800 --> 01:43:34,989
and we'll see you next week stay Spidey

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