On the last season of Bachelor Massacre, I referred to the Women Tell All as "Week 9" even though it was in the same week as Week 8. Then I called Fantasy Suites "Week 10" ... Was I right? Was I wrong? Does it matter? Ask someone who isn't a Virgo.
This season's WTA was pretty standard though it did have some dope moments, from
Jess's surprising confidence in the hot seat to
Greer's
seemingly genuine apology to a twerk-filled blooper reel (were those just pre-bloopers or what? Gave *me* some pre-bloop, if you know what I mean ...)
Isn't it weird how much the producers invested in
Christina Mandrell, only to have it blow up in their face? Like, people were really acting like she was
gonna be the next Bachelorette. They barely showed her on this episode, minus a rehash of her disrespecting
Charity, who is actually the
next Bachelorette anyway.
And it turns out that
Bachelor Fantasy Leagues really are a thing.
This episode features myself and
Amanda Quincosa.
Next up:
SEX WEEK