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Waste it

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And welcome to Cinema Psyops presenting once again filler time.

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I love filler type.

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That's my...

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Who refuses to wait to be introduced anymore?

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Well I don't know.

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So when someone bends over, is that an invitation for you to enter?

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No, never, no, no, because no. But a pregnant pause like that, then my voice typically has to speak up.

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So what you're saying is if there's a pause you have to get it pregnant.

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Ye pretty much, yeah. Sorry. Uh it's unfortunate'cause if there's too much silence, I start listening to the things in my head and that's not good.

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If there's a silence, Matt will fill it.

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Yeah, exactly. Yes. Yes, I will.

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Feel it so good.

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All right, so this is once again our

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Commentary episodes on the Godzilla series uh from the millennium series that Matt missed. This week we're going to be doing Godzilla against Mecha Godzilla in 2002. And Matt, you're in for a treat.

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This one and the one that we're doing next week. Yeah. Tokyo SOS are two of my favorites from the millennium.

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Oh, all right.

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Right. And I believe they tie into each other.

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Oh. So different from the last few we've been watching, which I'll just go back to in the nineteen fifties.

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Kind of origin. Kind of. It's still a sort of a reboot quill, but I I kind of remember really enjoying both of these

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Which Godzilla are we getting here? Is it the one you're getting tattooed on your back or is it a different Godzilla in it?

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Still the Millennium Godzilla as far as the Yeah, it's not like the souls of the dead that was so upsetting last

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Yeah, the source of the dead one.

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We're not going through that again.

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No, no, it's not the souls of the dead. It's it's gonna be looking like the god Cecilla from the millennium with a view that I'm getting.

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And you don't have to tell me about the souls anymore.

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No, I will not. I will not bring that up again. Yeah. It's that was just a different looking Godzilla, so that's how I helped differentiate.

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And I know you find it upsetting, which is why I said what you find upsetting. So

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Yeah, and I do find it upsetting.

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We're done, okay?

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Okay.

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We're going to talk about Godzilla.

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We're now going to be covering Godzilla against Mecha Godzilla. All right. So here we go in three, two, one, click.

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Now this is of course the version of

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Godzilla against Mecca Godzilla that was released with the Sony Blu-rays that I have. If anybody wants to try and link it up. But I'm still gonna do the video for the Patreon feed and then the audio will from So whenever that gets released to the feed.

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Military ships.

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I believe this is the Mecha Godzilla that they try to call Kiru, but we're just gonna call it Mecha Godzilla.

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Meca God if there's a machine Godzilla, it's Mecha Godzilla and I don't care what anybody else.

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Yeah, or is it Tokyo SOS that has the Kiro in it with the drill nose?

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Nineteen ninety nine A D. They dad they told me it was A D,'cause I wouldn't have known.

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I'm gonna move my mouse away from

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Yeah.

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Like you see this pointer over a dude's face, it's gonna give me a complex. Everything's in order, sir.

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She is at attention. Look at her the bit what the fuck was that? Yes, sir. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. What the fuck were they doing?

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That's how they salute over there.

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They can't do that. Don't do don't do that.

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No, no, it's still not fine. Alright, no, it's bad. It's still don't hey guys, don't don't do that.

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Jesus, unexpected Nazi around here.

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Don't think they're Nazis. I just think that's their style of solution.

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I did not see that coming, if you know what I mean. It's moving too north and continues to gain strength. The storm's rapidly approaching the

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That guy that poor actor, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna just fuck all you up for a solid 30 minutes.

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This whole team.

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Yep.

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Now imagine that this is the s the rainstorm that they put on the suits to make it look like they're in a bigger storm.

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The suit actors deal with worse than this.

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Yeah, right.

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Yeah, for sure.

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Oh man, then we're gonna have waves hitch it.

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Oh shit. Yeah. You done fucked up.

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I'm getting b-

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Godzilla doesn't believe in the fake news.

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Hehehehehehe

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Do not cast my main man as Alex Jones.

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Sorry about that.

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Yeah.

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There's aspects of the Godzilla in this movie, I think, that are actually in the version I'm getting tattooed as well because he's a little more spiny around the face. Yeah. And I like the look of that.

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So I've kinda done a hybrid of the various versions of the Millennium Godzilla.

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Just took a little bit of everything you liked and threw it together.

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Oh here was the mazers buddy.

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Oh the mazers.

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Yeah.

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Great.

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I'm definitely rooting, see that everyone in here is a Nazi, I'm definitely rooting for Godzilla at this point.

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They're not a Nazi.

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I don't know man. I I just reserved judgment on that.

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I saw some pretty suspicious salutes.

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They were all kind of waving more than anything.

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Uh I mean it was high, don't be wrong, a little higher than the than what I was what what traditionally you think, but it was still too close.

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Yeah, I I thought that it was basically whenever it was a Nazi salute you put it out at about the height of Hitler's head, which is around four foot.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Cause that's really how those they got started with all the uh the salutes was the patting on the head of Hitler.

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Who took over Stalingrad? It's a little World War II humor reference for y'all.

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Yeah, not timely at all.

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İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.

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That foot looked fucking great.

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Yeah, oh look at this look all looks good. Damn, I like it.

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Yeah, there's a reason why of the Millennium Series the these two movies, this one and the next one, are kind of my favorite.

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This is good stuff.

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I really do like the suit in this one. Yeah. This is the one that I was thinking of. And yeah, the the spiny bits that are on my Godzilla tattoo are from this one. Yeah, this design from

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Can they take this design and augment it a little bit I think for Tokyo SOS because I'm pretty sure that it's a sequel.

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Sorry, indigestion.

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And Mothra's back in our next movie, so that's good.

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I love Mothra. I mean she constantly gets bodied, but it's usually to help.

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Like she gets bodied to s like save like everyone.

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Does Mothra ever live in the end of a movie?

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Yeah, all the Mothra movies.

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Oh yeah. I guess I'll have to watch one of those.

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Define live because Mothra is reborn and she always gives eggs that like end up being her again.

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Okay.

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You know what I mean? Yeah. Like I it's weird. I don't know how to describe

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Mothra has a short shelf life, so they always have to reproduce to make themselves again.

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Omathra's more like the Precambrian life forms and tremors where she has multiple stages. Yeah.

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You know?

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That's true.

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The the the the walking dog one?

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Yeah, well I forget what they were called. Yeah. Uh and then I remember the ass blasters'cause they fly from blasting fiery flames out of their butt.

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Fuck, we really did it with tremors, didn't we? They said there there should only be one kind of tremor. We're like, nah. We need lots of tremors.

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I I dig tremors. I think.

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Tremors. Yeah. I uh uh all the movies, like I and I haven't seen'em all yet.

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I will just say all up until Jamie Kennedy enters the series and then I

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Oh yeah, but I mean Jamie Kennedy can ruin anything.

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And does almost everything.

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Fire Maser. Firing Maser.

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That's right, Jimmy Kennedy. Had you shit talked, you bitch.

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Lasers.

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Uh oh. Well you you doing a good job in ruining the planet. Okay, now they're hitting them. Shh shh Ooh, that's pretty good stuff.

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Yeah I'm just memorized I'm not even talking'cause I'm too busy staring at the suit.

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Yeah, all right. Maybe you have to close your eyes to just go from muscle memory on this one so you can still talk.

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या मेवे

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I'm telling you anytime Godzilla's on here, courts at like heaven.

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I'm quite literally sitting here like a teenage girl holding my hand up, like my head up with my hand.

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Cort is staring at this suit the way I stare at a Philly cheesesteak sandwich. Longingly, lovingly.

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The way that Matt used to stare at that poster of Cindy Crawford on his wall.

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Was it Cidney Crawford? Uh it's not my proudest moment, but it was Jenny McCarthy. But yeah. Wow.

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Well, that was before we knew she was an anti-vax lunatic.

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Yeah, yeah. I mean it was all before that.

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But you're you're you're not wrong. It's the It's same same same. I know. That or the uh Oh Yeah they they dead. They

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She's just developed a complex right there. Yep.'Cause she's gonna blame herself for that of course.

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She's she's she's she gotta have some some paint human.

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Oh, and then he smashed the laser. Is she gonna die?

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No. She's like main character.

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Yeah, she's our main character we're gonna be following later. And she has a vengeance quest against Godzilla.

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Of course.

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Until she realizes that Godzilla's in all of us and then she'll be fine. Yes.

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We are all Godzilla.

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Yeah. We're we're gonna have that speech at the end of this where she's gonna say, you know, Godzilla and I are not very different. Blah blah blah.

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Besides the J McCarthy poster, it was also uh uh Sama Hayek and from Dust Helton.

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That would be a good poster to have.

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Yeah. I didn't have the poster but that that that show definitely that that made me realize things about myself.

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You're like, Wait a minute, I don't like blonde women.

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Not anymore.

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Oh there's my fetish.

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There it is. It hit me hit me pretty hard in the face too.

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Okay, so yes this is a reboot, but they're we're back to the same suit from the the first Godzilla two thousand.

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Yeah. That we had in the sequel after Godzilla two thousand with Mageiris.

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And before they changed it up and tried to make it.

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Hey, you want some coke?

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That kid just gave him an ape ball. God damn.

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I think that was a jawbreaker.

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Oh I thought maybe it was meth from breaking bad.

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Why have I seen I've seen that guy from somewhere before?

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They brought some people back from the first Godzilla.

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He looked like O'Coky the guy from uh Karate Kid Part Two.

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Pat Marina's main villa, that's what he kinda looks like.

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He was a lot older. I mean he can't be the same guy. I'm just saying that's who it looked like.

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This CG's a little rough.

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Yeah, that's not all that great.

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The water destroyer?

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Oxygen destroyed.

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Oxygen destroyer, that's right.

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Fun fact, oxygen destroyer is just oxyclean. Yeah. Just in larger amounts.

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Like a big amount though.

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Hãy subscribe cho kênh Ghiền Mì Gõ Để không bỏ

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Mm stars.

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Cranicid two doesn't get the love it deserves.

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I would say Karate Kid Three doesn't get the love it.

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I would go as far to say that the next karate kid doesn't get the love it deserves.

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It definitely does it.

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Hillary Swank worked her ass off for that movie.

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Yeah, and did some really great martial arts. Yeah. Even more so than a lot of what Ralph Macchio ever did.

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I'm just saying, Ralph Maggio looked like a punk ass bitch. This is what Hillary Swake was doing in that movie.

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Thank you.

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Someone that understands where I'm coming from.

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I agree with you a hundred percent.

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Ralph Macchio though, don't come looking to kick my ass. You see how I mean fucking that guy's in like a really good shape for being in his fucking sixties.

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Yeah, he still looks like he's a fucking teenager.

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Fuck, I mean, just...

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He looks like he's a teenager with too much sun damage.

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Well Ralph Machio, while we did just talk shit about your character, Daniel LaRusso, that has nothing to do about you and uh we respect you. Just don't uh not looking for that. Not looking for problems with you right now.

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Yeah, I don't need to get my ass kicked by Ralph Macchio'cause you talk shit.

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Yeah, see it just fucking he's gonna do the crane. I don't know how to defend that.

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No, what I'm worried about is that drum technique from uh two. Oh yeah. Because that looks like no ken defense.

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No, no, there isn't, man. That's just double axe handles straight to your fucking face. Swig it double axe handles. It's hardcore.

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Yeah. So okay, she's being admonished. Yep. And if you thought the g grabbers from the other movie was dumb, this is the JX SDF.

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J-X-S-D-F

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Japanese self-defense force.

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The fuck are we doing around here? Can we not get names for shit? That's what you guys have?

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We had good grabbers.

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Yeah.

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Yes. Yeah, it's still the dumbest I've ever seen.

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The G graspers, I think.

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G gras.

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Good Grabbers is just how I say the name of the movie Grabbers when I'm really fucked up.

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Which is probably when I'm watching it as around St. Paddy's Day'cause it's an Irish horror flick.

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Oh, is it? Yeah. Nice.

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And it's a very fun one.

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The only way you can defend yourself against the monsters in that is to have a blood alcohol level of point two.

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So I'm fine.

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If they try to eat you, they eat your blood and if they try to eat your blood, your blood is poisoned to them and you'll they'll die.

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Like a monster. Yeah, man, I'm the ultimate like danger to them. I'm like put me in a world of those things, I'm like fucking Superman. No one's killing me.

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Yeah, and those aliens decided to invade an island in Ireland.

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Yeah, they made a big mistake. Yeah. Yeah. Man, they did dude they did zero research. Yep.

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You know what?

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It's like the aliens that invade Earth and signs.

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Yeah, they they they fucking they can't stand water.

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It's 90% dead.

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Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok

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Zero research. See that's what we need. We need to be invaded by aliens that are dumb. As dumb as we are. You know, like we do zero research before we do anything. We need aliens to should we research it? Fuck that. What th what can they do?

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Yeah.

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We need aliens to invade that are literally vulnerable to a little girl that refuses to finish cups of water.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah yeah. For psychic reasons.

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No, it's because it was contaminated.

213
00:18:00,559 --> 00:18:14,112
But the and then Jimmy has but remember the whole movie is based on the wife telling Mel Gibson like telling Jimmy to swim aw swing away and all that shit. So then the brother swings a baseball bat that's all that's what crashes all the water into the alien.

214
00:18:14,112 --> 00:18:18,432
Yeah, I remember. Yeah. It's badly written. Okay. It's also an M. Night Shamelow.

215
00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:21,311
I shavel on so I mean yeah that's all you had to say.

216
00:18:21,311 --> 00:18:24,192
Dude, have you seen Trap? It's so convoluted and bullshit.

217
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:31,519
And it's just a huge excuse to make his daughter's pop stardom become even more known. Yeah.

218
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:41,119
Christ, yeah. Come on. There's there's some genuine moments that are kind of creepy and fun in it. Yeah. But like it it like all M Night Shamalon overstays its welcome for the twist.

219
00:18:41,599 --> 00:18:47,359
Yeah, man, I I uh uh directors like him and Tarantino, I just don't get how

220
00:18:48,559 --> 00:18:56,960
Honestly, after Kill Bill I've soured on Tarantino like immediately after Kill Bill. Yeah. Kill Bill was like kinda the last thing that I liked, and even then I was like, All right, this is a bit self indulgent.

221
00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,799
It really I mean that's all Tarantito shit is self indulgent.

222
00:19:00,799 --> 00:19:01,900
I'm not arguing that.

223
00:19:02,688 --> 00:19:05,599
All right, here we got a we got a clip moment here.

224
00:19:06,559 --> 00:19:10,880
I have something to show you. Something quite shocking.

225
00:19:13,759 --> 00:19:17,599
Oh Jesus Christ, it's your internet search history. What are you doing?

226
00:19:18,079 --> 00:19:20,000
I don't want to see that.

227
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:26,240
Oh Godzilla modes.

228
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:36,079
You know how you're talking about zero research before planning? Yeah. They're going to use a Godzilla skeleton to build their mecha godzilla.

229
00:19:36,079 --> 00:19:42,539
What are the fuck are you all doing? Dude, zero research. Zero Zero research. Exactly.

230
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,559
Look how fucking amazing that looks. It's incredible.

231
00:19:48,559 --> 00:19:49,259
Great.

232
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:59,119
I don't know if they actually have people floating in a tank that they then superimposed or how they did that, but the compositing all of it's just

233
00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:10,880
I so want an action figure of Godzilla Skeleton. Mm-hmm. Like a poseable Godzilla skeleton.

234
00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:13,680
Yeah.

235
00:20:14,991 --> 00:20:28,607
You know what that Godzilla skeleton looks like though? The Yoshi skeletons in Super Mario Brothers. Uh when you get to the haunted mansion part. Yeah. It looks like the Yoshi skeletons. I suppose Yoshi's just supposed to be Godzilla though.

236
00:20:28,751 --> 00:20:30,432
I mean like a cutesy version.

237
00:20:30,432 --> 00:20:31,392
Yeah, of course.

238
00:20:31,392 --> 00:20:34,271
Yeah. I love that the spine plates are all bone.

239
00:20:34,271 --> 00:20:34,602
Yeah.

240
00:20:42,688 --> 00:20:46,000
Mm, I had some plans for today. I don't know, man.

241
00:20:49,231 --> 00:20:56,432
The nineteen fifty four Godzilla that was dissolved by the OxyClean destroyer.

242
00:20:56,432 --> 00:20:58,352
the oxyclean bomb

243
00:20:58,352 --> 00:21:02,960
The OxyClean destroyer. Yes. That skeleton is now going to be you.

244
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:03,920
Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok

245
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,799
Build a mechanical version of Godzilla.

246
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:07,759
Fight new Godzilla.

247
00:21:07,759 --> 00:21:10,640
To fight the Godzilla that has recently emerged.

248
00:21:14,016 --> 00:21:15,695
I can see nothing.

249
00:21:15,695 --> 00:21:17,135
No, that

250
00:21:17,135 --> 00:21:20,016
There could be no possible problem with this.

251
00:21:20,016 --> 00:21:26,799
Spent so much time wondering if they could do it, they never spent any time whether they should.

252
00:21:26,799 --> 00:21:28,240
Uh finds a way.

253
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,470
Finds a way

254
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:41,104
Well that's like uh in the nineties when they were the nineties Godzilla where they were c obsessed with the G cells and they kept making monsters by trying to like harness the power of Godzilla.

255
00:21:41,104 --> 00:21:42,064
So yeah, of course.

256
00:21:42,064 --> 00:21:46,384
Yeah. Like Biolante would not have existed had we not fucked around and found out.

257
00:21:46,384 --> 00:21:52,751
Any scientist or any kind of sci fi slash horror movie, science is always evil.

258
00:21:52,751 --> 00:22:01,872
Well that goes all the way back to the fifties when everyone was like really, really like skeptical and uh worried about science'cause of the atom bomb. Yeah.'Cause that was science gone too far.

259
00:22:01,872 --> 00:22:11,392
Yeah, well we I'm not saying science doesn't fuck up all the fucking time, but it's only when it's government run science. Normal people run science usually does pretty well.

260
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,847
Think I've seen him in Godzilla movies before.

261
00:22:16,847 --> 00:22:19,248
Or you're just racist'cause you think they all look the same.

262
00:22:19,248 --> 00:22:25,758
No. No, because I don't say that about all of them. Just this guy.

263
00:22:26,624 --> 00:22:38,864
I do know that in some of these movies they brought back people from the original runs of Godzilla and they had a lot of cameos. I wouldn't be able to pick those people out mostly because I'm drinking twenty five milligrams of THC.

264
00:22:39,344 --> 00:22:40,784
And it's almost gone.

265
00:22:40,784 --> 00:22:45,584
It's fi Yeah.

266
00:22:45,584 --> 00:22:46,768
Yeah.

267
00:22:46,768 --> 00:22:49,167
It's not lasting much longer, my man.

268
00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:50,127
I know.

269
00:22:50,127 --> 00:22:55,407
Fuck. Man, the next week's show is gonna be way completely different from today's show.

270
00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:56,847
Yeah, because I'm gonna make another one.

271
00:22:56,847 --> 00:22:58,647
Yeah.

272
00:23:00,544 --> 00:23:08,463
My life, Sarah. This is a great idea. Making me the only one who's going to be coherent. We're going to do wonders. Great show, everyone.

273
00:23:08,463 --> 00:23:18,607
Now my perfect Sunday Fifty milligrams of THC doled out in two different servings.

274
00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:25,498
Like a nice summer breeze when I'm getting my high I do it all the time. A nice summer breeze, a rocking chair.

275
00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:31,759
F two hundred and fifty milligrams of THC coursing through my brains.

276
00:23:31,935 --> 00:23:33,615
That's significantly too much to you.

277
00:23:36,016 --> 00:23:39,855
Yeah. Oh and I'm also supplementing by toking up while I'm drinking.

278
00:23:39,855 --> 00:23:45,655
He's drinking and he's got his uh he has a little vape carrier right next to him. He always does. And it's like

279
00:23:45,728 --> 00:23:46,928
Yeah.

280
00:23:46,928 --> 00:23:52,847
It looks like this homemade shit because it's all duct taped, but it has different compartments for different size vapes.

281
00:23:58,127 --> 00:24:10,895
Not only is he a stoner, but he is heavily organized. So that really like kills the notion that stoners are just useless and don't do anything. They they are inventors, all right?

282
00:24:10,895 --> 00:24:15,695
Well and also the reason that I built this is because any of the vapes that are based on THC oil.

283
00:24:16,175 --> 00:24:28,016
If you do not keep them vertical where you keep the wicks or whatever it is that's supposed to burn the oil saturated with the oil, you could burn whatever that is with that wick and you'll never get that bad burn flavor out.

284
00:24:28,496 --> 00:24:31,855
So anything that is oil based, always make sure it's staying perfectly

285
00:24:31,855 --> 00:24:32,816
Okay.

286
00:24:32,816 --> 00:24:38,736
With your like same thing with your vapes, everything. Like any kind of vape like stuff it's oil based. Yeah.

287
00:24:39,071 --> 00:24:49,711
If it's like and then I have one that's uh a vaporizer for uh flour and you know you can you can leave that stored however you want, but I just like to keep it all together.

288
00:24:49,951 --> 00:24:54,415
'Cause then I'm when whenever the the cops are coming I can just take this little box of all my stuff and

289
00:24:54,528 --> 00:24:57,647
J just yeah, hide it.

290
00:24:57,647 --> 00:25:00,048
There's no reason for the cops to come'cause this is all federally legal.

291
00:25:00,048 --> 00:25:01,008
Yeah, but I...

292
00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:15,791
Until until they need to cover up the files again so they have to find another boogeyman. I mean right now it's the Iranians. We'll see where it goes after that. Um man, I'm telling you, those files gotta be wild though. Wild shit in there.

293
00:25:18,319 --> 00:25:23,359
Hey guys, uh this kid's just wandering around this highly secured area. Somebody wanna do something about that?

294
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:27,680
We were talking about something else over it, but her dad is actually a doctor and

295
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,359
I wish they'd bring her back to live.

296
00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:36,400
Her mom's in that plant, according to her.

297
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,799
That's some kind of special morning plant.

298
00:25:38,799 --> 00:25:41,200
Is this another soul thing that's gonna happen?

299
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,160
Maybe.

300
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:42,839
Damn it.

301
00:25:44,607 --> 00:25:47,728
But just enjoy watching her run.'Cause I sure am. Yeah.

302
00:25:47,728 --> 00:25:49,147
Oh Jesus.

303
00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:53,327
Porno.

304
00:25:53,327 --> 00:25:54,288
Aww.

305
00:26:00,079 --> 00:26:03,200
Squirrel. That's a hamster. I don't know why I said squirrel.

306
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,119
I mean they're all rodents.

307
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:06,140
Kind of.

308
00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:14,415
I wonder what it's like to do a real pull-up. It's gotta be nice. Gotta feel accomplished.

309
00:26:14,415 --> 00:26:15,855
I like to do pull downs.

310
00:26:20,415 --> 00:26:22,336
I'm pulling pants down, yeah.

311
00:26:27,759 --> 00:26:30,160
That's a fancy tux. Very nice.

312
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:32,319
Oh yeah, I see that.

313
00:26:33,279 --> 00:26:34,460
Yeah he does.

314
00:26:39,039 --> 00:26:42,170
Oh, she's still running. Now it's cold though.

315
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,624
Is this a Rocky montage?

316
00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:45,791
Kind of, yeah.

317
00:26:45,791 --> 00:26:52,031
They just need to answer music. It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight.

318
00:26:52,031 --> 00:26:52,991
Just stop.

319
00:26:52,991 --> 00:26:55,872
Whatever. Fine, fine.

320
00:26:55,872 --> 00:26:58,461
ruining the mood of her running.

321
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,799
You can tell it's Mecha Godzilla because there's a lot of pipes.

322
00:27:02,799 --> 00:27:05,440
Yeah, no, this is definitely Mecha Godzilla.

323
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:09,039
They have all the dryer vent all the dryer vent pipes are put on'em.

324
00:27:09,039 --> 00:27:11,440
It's very important to have dryer vent pipes all over the place.

325
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,960
We gotta ventilate your Godzilla.

326
00:27:14,496 --> 00:27:17,615
Yes. Your mecha godzilla needs to be properly ventilated.

327
00:27:17,615 --> 00:27:20,256
Why does part of this look like it's Optimus Prime?

328
00:27:20,256 --> 00:27:22,415
Oh, because this is a really cool mechanism.

329
00:27:22,415 --> 00:27:25,145
Is it? I haven't seen this one, so this should be good.

330
00:27:25,887 --> 00:27:33,327
I mean, really the only thing that they do s kind of bad with this one that's a not a good plan is building it out of the corpse of an old Godzilla.

331
00:27:33,327 --> 00:27:38,428
Oh yeah. Well it's two thousand AD now. Two thousand three AD.

332
00:27:39,632 --> 00:27:40,592
You're welcome.

333
00:27:42,511 --> 00:27:43,711
It's been a while.

334
00:27:43,711 --> 00:27:46,112
Stop it. God damn it.

335
00:27:46,112 --> 00:27:48,991
I'm leading the Q squad.

336
00:27:48,991 --> 00:27:52,832
It's bad enough that you have to sing, but you have to sing that douchey shit too.

337
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,079
Fucking NU metal.

338
00:27:58,480 --> 00:27:59,920
E New Metal.

339
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:04,240
I don't know how you say it. I always thought it was me. It is me.

340
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,400
New metal.

341
00:28:07,551 --> 00:28:09,231
That's not how I say it. I say it.

342
00:28:09,711 --> 00:28:10,672
No metal.

343
00:28:11,872 --> 00:28:13,071
Never a fan.

344
00:28:13,071 --> 00:28:16,251
Ever a fan? I admit I was. I want you back. I rocked hard to it.

345
00:28:17,711 --> 00:28:24,432
Now almost everybody who is in New Metal was you find out was a giant piece of garbage, so makes it a little bit hard.

346
00:28:25,392 --> 00:28:27,741
Or it's turned into a giant piece of garbage.

347
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,079
That's a cool ship.

348
00:28:32,799 --> 00:28:43,359
Yeah, it's like the new X1. Mm-hmm. I do believe that they have a whole like Mecha Godzilla X1 link up thing in this one, if this is the one I'm thinking of. Yeah.

349
00:28:44,624 --> 00:28:49,359
They're blurring together and I am pretty stoked now.

350
00:28:49,599 --> 00:28:55,824
Dad likes that soldier lady. Little girl's notice it so she's gonna try to go get herself a new mom.

351
00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:58,415
Yeah, that's quite literally the plot.

352
00:28:58,415 --> 00:28:59,855
Yeah, alright. Thank you.

353
00:28:59,855 --> 00:29:02,864
Yeah. You got it in one, so big shot.

354
00:29:02,864 --> 00:29:05,263
It's a swish, baby.

355
00:29:05,263 --> 00:29:14,864
Yep. See so Soldier Lady feels guilty about all the guys that she basically caused to get killed because she didn't fire the maze or right or whatever, and so she feels unworthy of love. Uh oh.

356
00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:18,624
Yeah, a little confrontation here.

357
00:29:20,304 --> 00:29:24,384
Yep, okay. I wondered if he was gonna be around that.

358
00:29:25,839 --> 00:29:29,920
Of course.

359
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,599
Better watch your backs, guys!

360
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:34,960
It'll be you in the body.

361
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:37,599
Wow.

362
00:29:37,599 --> 00:29:40,240
Oh wow. This guy's a giant douche.

363
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,119
You got a problem?

364
00:29:44,559 --> 00:29:45,759
This was literally a quick...

365
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:48,400
Totally a clip.

366
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,140
You goddamn right he will.

367
00:29:55,599 --> 00:29:59,920
Yeah, that's right. Lower your hat. It's shame.

368
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,359
Hm, no kidding.

369
00:30:04,319 --> 00:30:09,359
Plus man, I've seen how much she's been running. You don't wanna fuck with her. She'll beat the fuck out of you.

370
00:30:09,855 --> 00:30:11,692
Unless you're into that sort of thing.

371
00:30:11,692 --> 00:30:15,279
Yeah, like don't threaten Cort with a good tie, you know what I mean?

372
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,640
Those boots were made for marching.

373
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:24,400
Uh huh. That's just what they'll do. Right on your crotch.

374
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,231
her boots, yeah. Yeah.'Cause I'm into that.

375
00:30:27,231 --> 00:30:31,071
Crap on me, squish me That's gotta be a kink, right?

376
00:30:31,071 --> 00:30:31,551
Oh, that is.

377
00:30:31,551 --> 00:30:34,912
Is it a thing? Yeah, it's a thing. I figured. Yeah.

378
00:30:34,912 --> 00:30:35,422
Thank you.

379
00:30:39,279 --> 00:30:46,240
Anymore nowadays I'm trying to figure out if there's something that isn't a kink for somebody. I think that's the that's the harder find.

380
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,599
Oh yeah, p human beings have sexualized just about everything.

381
00:30:49,599 --> 00:30:50,380
Pretty much.

382
00:30:53,039 --> 00:30:55,200
Run in the water!

383
00:30:55,680 --> 00:31:02,829
Because you're gonna have to be really fit to fight Godzilla, even though you can't. I what the fuck are they doing this for?

384
00:31:03,183 --> 00:31:04,864
Padding. Duh.

385
00:31:09,471 --> 00:31:12,832
Where there was too much story.

386
00:31:12,832 --> 00:31:18,592
Oh my god. So much story about the fucking evil that the Japanese have done in being punished by Godzilla.

387
00:31:18,592 --> 00:31:24,160
Yes. They thank God you ended it like that'cause you're gonna go the other way. I was gonna get real angry.

388
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,039
I'm not gonna mention it, but that's really what that whole Godzilla was.

389
00:31:27,039 --> 00:31:27,519
Oh yeah.

390
00:31:27,519 --> 00:31:31,311
Was punishing Japan. Yeah. Fifty years after the fact.

391
00:31:31,311 --> 00:31:35,632
Yeah. Thanks. Thanks for that swift justice.

392
00:31:35,632 --> 00:31:36,352
Right.

393
00:31:41,759 --> 00:31:42,720
Jesus.

394
00:31:51,599 --> 00:31:59,039
This is this is what Cort and I would be like if either one of our wives for some reason left us and we were found ourselves to be single middle aged men.

395
00:31:59,039 --> 00:32:01,390
I'm a little smoother than you think I am.

396
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:17,375
I don't I don't know about currently. I I think in the past you definitely were. And I think you're as smooth as as I think you are because I think you're pretty fucking smooth. So but that was, you know, w when we were young at virile.

397
00:32:17,615 --> 00:32:19,903
A new admirer of yours?

398
00:32:20,432 --> 00:32:24,031
Well maybe Cort will find somebody. I would just put myself in a hovel.

399
00:32:24,031 --> 00:32:29,311
All I really have to do is just be nice to the right Person with daddy issues and I'm good.

400
00:32:33,183 --> 00:32:36,960
Well, I'm sure that's gonna look great on a dating profile.

401
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:43,680
I see. Makes sense. That's why he's so hostile to you.

402
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:48,480
I thought there was something different about you.

403
00:32:53,279 --> 00:32:54,000
Yeah.

404
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:15,903
I don't know, man. I think you would do okay too, because all you really have to do is, you know, treat another human being with dignity and respect and eventually they start really liking you for that. Especially, you know, women in this country, because they're not used to when men do that.

405
00:33:17,824 --> 00:33:24,960
I'm I am a a kind and reasonable human being. Yeah. I'm also really good at begging. Doesn't bother me.

406
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:28,319
Right, and you're not like the hideous fucking chud you used to be either.

407
00:33:28,319 --> 00:33:35,309
I'm not too proud to beg, alright? And usually I'll stay on my knees because I can't get back up for that position anymore.

408
00:33:37,791 --> 00:33:43,551
You've got some old daddy energy too that some people might might be might be attracted to.

409
00:33:43,551 --> 00:33:49,902
Uh, you know, I'm just like tile. You lay me right the first time, you can walk over me, all over me, all the rest of your life.

410
00:33:53,279 --> 00:33:55,920
With only occasionally hosing you down to clean you off.

411
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,980
That's right. So hose down that's fun.

412
00:34:03,359 --> 00:34:06,240
Oh no.

413
00:34:09,648 --> 00:34:14,688
We're not talking about a plant anymore, are we? I'm seeing through the vernacular.

414
00:34:14,688 --> 00:34:21,632
Yeah, it's the morning. Yeah. So th that plant has got some kind of special property to where it reacts to your emotional state.

415
00:34:22,047 --> 00:34:24,686
What the fuck are they doing in this movie? What are they doing with Godzilla?

416
00:34:24,686 --> 00:34:26,606
Yeah, it's like some kind of special morning.

417
00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:31,887
Why does it always have to have some sort of fucking psycho babble bullshit involved?

418
00:34:31,887 --> 00:34:35,246
Have you not watched other Japanese cinema? Yeah, it's fucking incredible.

419
00:34:36,206 --> 00:34:36,456
No.

420
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,599
Oh, he's gorgeous!

421
00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:40,798
Yeah, it's a beautiful mechanical.

422
00:34:40,798 --> 00:34:43,199
I'm in love with Becca Godzilla.

423
00:34:43,199 --> 00:34:44,159
Mm. Traitor.

424
00:34:44,159 --> 00:34:50,889
Nineteen ninety nine Mecca Godzilla's gonna be uh my uh my search history here later.

425
00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:55,936
Oh, you haven't even seen the Thunder Thighs that end lives on this Godzilla. Ooh. Yeah.

426
00:34:57,648 --> 00:35:00,288
Mechanized thunder thighs that end lives.

427
00:35:02,224 --> 00:35:09,472
I love you said uh chief scientist and I literally at first because I thought you said cheap scientist, I'm like, damn

428
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:14,800
Here's the new cheap scientist. Well jeez motherfucker, can you be cool?

429
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,239
Look under thighs.

430
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,840
Oh yeah. I said I'd get dinner next week. God damn.

431
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:20,619
Howard.

432
00:35:23,791 --> 00:35:24,992
DNA computers?

433
00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:26,431
DNA computers.

434
00:35:26,431 --> 00:35:27,871
Nothing can go wrong with that.

435
00:35:27,871 --> 00:35:33,481
Oh man, merging DNA with AI tech, I'm sure that's that's all gonna go fine.

436
00:35:36,815 --> 00:35:40,896
Yeah, they call it Kiru in this for some fucked up reason, but it's Mecagodza.

437
00:35:40,896 --> 00:35:49,865
We can we can make fun of this movie all we want for saying, What a great idea would look what we're doing with AI these days. Not not like we're not marching ourselves straight into the abyss.

438
00:35:52,496 --> 00:35:56,576
Okay, I have kind of a little bit of a prediction about what's gonna happen with AI.

439
00:35:57,536 --> 00:35:59,456
Yeah, exactly like the text.

440
00:36:01,856 --> 00:36:02,815
All over again.

441
00:36:02,815 --> 00:36:09,311
See you anybody who's at all in IT or development

442
00:36:17,199 --> 00:36:29,199
What people want it to do right now, which means funding's gonna go away. It's gonna be a dot com bubble again where two normal people are gonna go broke and rich people will get richer.

443
00:36:31,119 --> 00:36:33,280
Look at those thunder thighs.

444
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:40,960
A lot of society is saying no to AI for a lot of different things and it's fucking up a lot of shit too.

445
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:52,768
Environments g we're gonna run out of water. The amount of water needed to run those data centers that they keep wanting to build, it's destroying Wisconsin. I heard one guy say, Watch our the next war will be over water.

446
00:36:52,768 --> 00:36:56,608
Oh well that was always a logical end point. We're going to Mad Max World, man.

447
00:36:56,608 --> 00:36:57,097
Pretty much.

448
00:36:57,168 --> 00:37:00,768
But I'm gonna go there with a really sweet fucking Godzilla back tattoo.

449
00:37:00,768 --> 00:37:03,648
Alright.

450
00:37:03,648 --> 00:37:08,447
I would tell you not to fetish Godzilla or Mecha Godzilla, but I mean go for it.

451
00:37:08,447 --> 00:37:11,527
Yeah, I gotta fetish Mecca Godzilla, I'm sorry.

452
00:37:16,623 --> 00:37:24,543
I'll just tell you the small portion of like the two thirds of the outline I have done on my back already sexier as fuck that it has Godzilla on it.

453
00:37:24,543 --> 00:37:26,751
Yeah, of course. Yeah. And now I'm not

454
00:37:27,711 --> 00:37:37,132
Yeah, now that's sexy. Yeah. No, I uh listen, while I may feticise Becca Godzilla, uhhuh, I'm in romantic love with regular Godzilla.

455
00:37:37,487 --> 00:37:41,568
That's fair. You want to cook regular Godzilla dinners and

456
00:37:41,568 --> 00:37:42,527
Yeah, I wanna

457
00:37:42,527 --> 00:37:43,487
Yeah.

458
00:37:43,487 --> 00:37:46,367
I wanna take him out on dates.

459
00:37:46,367 --> 00:37:48,768
Especially in this movie. That's a sexy fucking suit.

460
00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:54,463
Treat him real nice. Make it Godzilla's just, you know listen Wham bam, here's money for the cab.

461
00:37:54,543 --> 00:37:59,840
Uh, hey if you remind me after this I'll show you the action figure I have of the Godzilla sculpt from the

462
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:01,320
Okay.

463
00:38:01,536 --> 00:38:08,016
'Cause you actually get like a nice three D view. Nice. And there's a nice figure behind her in that last scene. I don't know if you saw that a Mecha Godzilla.

464
00:38:08,016 --> 00:38:08,496
Oh was it?

465
00:38:08,496 --> 00:38:10,896
Yeah, it was like a two scale maquette.

466
00:38:11,376 --> 00:38:16,079
Yeah. Their flight suits in this are not bad.

467
00:38:16,079 --> 00:38:18,699
Yeah, that's actually halfway decent.

468
00:38:20,159 --> 00:38:25,199
I love the cable work that is where the person that's in the suit can see through the neck.

469
00:38:25,199 --> 00:38:25,679
Yeah.

470
00:38:25,679 --> 00:38:29,519
'Cause they have that mesh cable that they can still see through but we can't see.

471
00:38:29,519 --> 00:38:30,480
Yeah, the outside.

472
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:31,179
Yeah.

473
00:38:32,639 --> 00:38:47,519
And uh on the Godzilla necks you'll notice that there's like the really fine uh like scale work on his neck. And that's a mesh that we can't see through, but the actor can see out of. Uh-huh. When you're looking, you can kind of see that.

474
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:59,980
I mean they still can't see that well, but they can see at least enough to move and do the things they need to do for the suit acting.

475
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:09,360
It is a little sad when we get to Godzilla Final Wars, that's gonna be the last of the actual like suit acting Godzilla's three.

476
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,800
before we all see Jesus.

477
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:11,760
Yeah.

478
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,380
They just go back to suits.

479
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:23,280
Uh it's it's really expensive and it's really hard to do, but I love it. I do. Like it it gives you a look and feel that you will not get anywhere else.

480
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:31,679
Exactly. That's right, little Thunderthighs out for a trip.

481
00:39:33,119 --> 00:39:36,239
And honestly the suits are what really attract people to come.

482
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:44,139
Oh my god, look at that mecha tail! It's good. Everything's mecha. So what did Mecha Godzilla gonna be like? Look at that mecha tail!

483
00:39:45,599 --> 00:39:47,280
Yeah, these are mecha magnets.

484
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,119
It's like ear pods.

485
00:39:53,280 --> 00:40:00,480
Here we go. Oh, because you gotta get the tail too. Ah, that's a nice little detail they did there. Mm-hmm.

486
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:09,599
I mean I'm sure that this mechagodzilla is capable of flying on its own, but they're trying to pres preserve the power.

487
00:40:09,599 --> 00:40:10,320
Control?

488
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:11,980
Conserve the fuel, yeah.

489
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:16,079
Before Mecha Godzilla eventually turns on it.

490
00:40:16,079 --> 00:40:18,000
But this shit is done with models and stuff.

491
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,179
It's amazing.

492
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:25,099
Yeah directly.

493
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:32,480
I know this is glass houses as bald as I am, but that motherfucker got a five head.

494
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:37,760
Yeah, yeah, no. Uh yeah, I'm a bald man, but y dude, you're you're not fooling anybody.

495
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:41,184
Yeah. He's entering the headbutt contest with that shit and he's winning.

496
00:40:41,184 --> 00:40:43,824
He's winning. Yeah. Big.

497
00:40:43,824 --> 00:40:45,164
My money's on him.

498
00:40:46,847 --> 00:40:53,088
Unless he goes up against an actual bald guy, then then all that guy has is a target.

499
00:40:57,407 --> 00:41:00,288
Hey! Come here!

500
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,400
That feels like a cameo, right?

501
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:08,960
Yeah.

502
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,000
That's fucking sweet, dude.

503
00:41:12,255 --> 00:41:14,416
I just cannot get enough of seeing that.

504
00:41:14,416 --> 00:41:17,246
Stand there. We've gotta get out of here.

505
00:41:25,487 --> 00:41:27,407
I think it's actually a sea lion, but whatever.

506
00:41:31,184 --> 00:41:35,264
Cool, yeah. No, that guy in the Giants uniform, that was definitely a cameo.

507
00:41:38,143 --> 00:41:44,704
Here's my problem, I'm not hairy enough to be a bear. I'm too hairy to be an otter, and I don't want to shave down to be a seal.

508
00:41:47,119 --> 00:41:48,800
That Godzilla's fucking gorgeous.

509
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:57,920
Yeah, let'em. Yeah. So we thought we'd just stand around, you fucking idiot. We're all running already.

510
00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:58,880
Look at him going through this.

511
00:41:58,880 --> 00:41:59,840
Oh, that's awesome.

512
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:04,400
Yeah. Yeah, so this is the head.

513
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,320
Oh yeah. Look at that.

514
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:06,800
Yeah.

515
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:07,760
Amen.

516
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:15,103
Actually I think the next movie, the Tokyo SOS head, is the one that I pick because I think it has even more spines than that one now that they got in close.

517
00:42:15,103 --> 00:42:22,784
We got the laser back. The Mazer guns. I'm sorry. Mazers. Yeah.

518
00:42:22,784 --> 00:42:24,704
Microwave lasers, or how hard is that?

519
00:42:24,704 --> 00:42:28,384
I don't know, I'm just saying.

520
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:32,239
It's like, let's go to town, motherfucker.

521
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:37,280
Jesus Christ, I felt like we just started this movie. We're only getting we're already getting'em?

522
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,199
Well we're thirty eight minutes in.

523
00:42:39,199 --> 00:42:46,139
All right. I I love we're getting hey, listen, I'm not complaining. Yeah. Quicker the monster fights, the better it is for me. Yeah.

524
00:42:46,639 --> 00:42:49,280
The compositing there is a little rough.

525
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:49,760
Ja.

526
00:42:52,159 --> 00:42:53,119
This is great though.

527
00:42:53,119 --> 00:42:54,559
We're splitting hairs at this point.

528
00:42:54,559 --> 00:42:56,219
Oh yeah, for sure.

529
00:42:56,719 --> 00:43:03,440
The this movie is already infinitely better than the last two we watched.

530
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,039
Here we go.

531
00:43:07,039 --> 00:43:12,320
Uh I don't know. The suit the suit stuff was pretty incredible in G M K.

532
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:15,420
Uh yeah, all right. I gotcha. Yeah, you g you're right.

533
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,280
I still think this is infinitely better than the other two.

534
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,679
I told you it's one of my favorites of the yeah.

535
00:43:22,159 --> 00:43:24,559
What is it?

536
00:43:24,559 --> 00:43:26,480
Is she in the Matrix in there?

537
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:35,384
Kind of. The millennium stuff is um I I I do really like a More of the millennium movies than I don't.

538
00:43:37,648 --> 00:43:40,288
But this one's definitely one of my favorites.

539
00:43:40,288 --> 00:43:46,527
Hit it with the mazers. Do it now. Roger. Oh, that's where the mazer comes out of. Alright, there you go.

540
00:43:46,527 --> 00:43:50,938
It has a mouth maser and I think it has a chest maser that's even stronger.

541
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:57,199
I'm loving this already. What a fight.

542
00:44:01,039 --> 00:44:04,639
What the fuck man? Check it out.

543
00:44:04,639 --> 00:44:06,559
It's retreating. Akane!

544
00:44:07,039 --> 00:44:07,320
it up.

545
00:44:08,367 --> 00:44:14,847
Oh it's absolutely They have different names for things, but it looks like a

546
00:44:14,847 --> 00:44:16,378
Let's see it.

547
00:44:19,519 --> 00:44:23,119
Uh-oh, it's getting to the bone DNA.

548
00:44:23,295 --> 00:44:29,295
And since it's a DNA computer connected to the bones that he's just awakened.

549
00:44:29,295 --> 00:44:30,255
Godzilla.

550
00:44:30,255 --> 00:44:37,215
So there is a ghost in the machine, so it's a Godzilla spirit that is possessing this mechagodzilla.

551
00:44:38,192 --> 00:44:40,351
Yeah, that sounds about right.

552
00:44:40,351 --> 00:44:41,311
It's very Japanese.

553
00:44:45,632 --> 00:44:49,807
Here. Now

554
00:44:50,079 --> 00:44:56,559
I mean, we built this mecha godzilla out of the corpse of another Godzilla. What possibly could go wrong?

555
00:44:56,559 --> 00:45:03,800
Well, what's research if you do? Research? Nothing, man. We built out of a skeleton.

556
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:06,000
It's no longer responsible.

557
00:45:07,007 --> 00:45:11,088
Just like the whole idea of building a city out of rock and roll. How are you gonna get that zone?

558
00:45:11,088 --> 00:45:15,887
I d I don't know, man. You you're gonna have to pay under the table a lot to Teamsters.

559
00:45:15,887 --> 00:45:20,559
Yeah. And how exactly is rock and roll a foundation to build a city? Uh

560
00:45:20,559 --> 00:45:22,719
Again it doesn't s uh oh

561
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:26,559
And what components exactly are rock and roll that builds a city?

562
00:45:26,559 --> 00:45:29,599
There is none. It's going to be a shoddy build.

563
00:45:30,159 --> 00:45:33,280
It'll be a collapsible stage if nothing else.

564
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,119
He's even got I love the little laser pieces in the mouth.

565
00:45:41,119 --> 00:45:44,239
He's gotta roar. Holy sh

566
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:51,199
Well this is what happens whenever you build a Mecha Godzilla out of the corpse of the original Godzilla.

567
00:45:51,679 --> 00:45:55,519
He's gonna go apeshit on your city with all the weaponry you put on him.

568
00:45:55,519 --> 00:45:57,179
Good God Almighty.

569
00:45:59,119 --> 00:46:02,000
This is not where you thought this was going, dude, is it?

570
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:06,800
No, that's exactly where I thought it was gonna go. Mecca Zagodzilla always turns against its creators.

571
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,889
Kind of, but all like already?

572
00:46:10,384 --> 00:46:15,423
Yeah. No, I thought this was gonna be the way it was gonna go. In the middle of their first fight, I should.

573
00:46:15,423 --> 00:46:18,784
Usually Mecha Godzilla is run by aliens trying to invade.

574
00:46:18,784 --> 00:46:24,960
Now Soul now I kinda figured the soul of Godzilla was gonna come back.

575
00:46:25,632 --> 00:46:35,311
Uh but I thought what would happen was uh it would beat Godzilla down and then turn on its people when they're all happy and celebrating.

576
00:46:35,887 --> 00:46:38,047
Yeah, that's the thing that that they didn't even fight. That's the thing.

577
00:46:38,047 --> 00:46:42,847
Yeah, I mean they kinda fought but Godzilla didn't uh do do anything to Mecca Godzilla.

578
00:46:42,847 --> 00:46:45,728
Not really. No.

579
00:46:45,728 --> 00:46:47,097
And then woke him up.

580
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:59,311
See I was thinking like in some other Mecha Godzilla's is they defeat Godzilla, then they're all celebrating, then then Mecha Godzilla turns against its creators because aliens.

581
00:46:59,791 --> 00:47:03,871
It never really turns against the aliens, it's just that Godzilla defeats him.

582
00:47:03,871 --> 00:47:05,822
Yeah.

583
00:47:07,519 --> 00:47:12,800
If humans try to make Mecca Godzilla a thing, but previous Mecca Godzilla's were always aliens. Yeah.

584
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:19,760
Let's draw. Whoa. Hiya. Oh.

585
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:22,139
But yes, the reason...

586
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:38,016
The twenty fourteen Mecha Godzilla that they built out of the King Ghidorah. Yeah. In that one in that twenty fourteen American run. The reason that it's built out of the skull of a Mecca you know, to make like the King Gadora is the exact same reason that they did this.

587
00:47:38,496 --> 00:47:42,335
You know, like they're they're kind of paying homage to this movie, I think.

588
00:47:43,536 --> 00:47:44,695
Let's get out of here.

589
00:47:53,599 --> 00:47:57,199
I can't wait till we have to sit you through Final Wars. You're gonna lose your shit.

590
00:47:57,199 --> 00:47:59,599
Am I? Yeah. Is that next?

591
00:47:59,599 --> 00:48:11,248
No, Final Wars is the last movie. It'll be the So we the way that we had this scheduled, we have one more movie than we can do like, you know, a twofer in one recording session. So

592
00:48:11,248 --> 00:48:11,728
Yeah.

593
00:48:11,728 --> 00:48:17,360
Yeah. And Final Wars is long as shit, so I feel like you'll be exhausted by the time it's done.

594
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,280
So we're just doing that what it does.

595
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:28,431
Yeah, we'll just do that one like on another week when we're done. Yeah. And I'm editing these right now as we're talking about this one, so I'm trying to get'em out as soon as possible.

596
00:48:28,431 --> 00:48:33,583
He's editing while watching people. Don't you know the work he goes through?

597
00:48:33,583 --> 00:48:35,503
Which is why I'm not saying as much.

598
00:48:35,503 --> 00:48:36,463
This is nothing.

599
00:48:36,463 --> 00:48:38,864
Has nothing to do with the fact that I have to really go to the bathroom.

600
00:48:38,864 --> 00:48:41,264
Can't you stop it?

601
00:48:41,264 --> 00:48:43,664
Which is why I really have to go to the bathroom.

602
00:48:43,664 --> 00:48:45,103
Wanna take a little break?

603
00:48:45,103 --> 00:48:45,914
Nah, be okay.

604
00:48:48,112 --> 00:48:50,032
He's a professional, ladies and gentlemen.

605
00:48:50,032 --> 00:48:52,192
Oh I got forty three minutes ago.

606
00:48:52,192 --> 00:48:57,231
Okay. No, you're gonna you're gonna that's why I was like, dude, you're gonna you're gonna wanna take a break.

607
00:48:58,672 --> 00:49:01,021
Uh oh. She's sad for her plant.

608
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:07,519
That's a good thing my bladder told me I needed to go'cause my wife needed you to move'cause you better parked in.

609
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:20,927
Uh oh. Here comes Mecca oh man, look at how many files that guy probably has d completed at work. Now it's nothing. Oh that is that's above decent.

610
00:49:20,927 --> 00:49:24,768
Check it out when he comes out the other side. He literally walks through the building.

611
00:49:24,768 --> 00:49:29,568
That is just fantastic. And it stays. How's the oh it's a standard

612
00:49:29,568 --> 00:49:36,887
Well you would think that in a world where they dealt with kaijus they would start building buildings that kaijus can walk through and they would still

613
00:49:36,887 --> 00:49:40,159
Yeah. All right.

614
00:49:40,159 --> 00:49:41,599
The four pillars, Matt.

615
00:49:41,599 --> 00:49:44,960
This is a post nine eleven world too, so maybe some of these

616
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:45,920
Ouch.

617
00:49:48,559 --> 00:49:49,760
Never forget.

618
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:54,079
Maybe watching the building collapse would be too traumatic, whereas walking through the building is just

619
00:49:54,079 --> 00:49:55,519
Cool.

620
00:49:57,711 --> 00:49:59,391
Mecagadzilla ran out of power.

621
00:49:59,391 --> 00:50:01,791
Nike gets like ah all right, I'm done.

622
00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:07,072
So basically the bug in the software has died because of the need for a hard reboot from the power lock.

623
00:50:07,072 --> 00:50:09,952
Yeah, yeah. It's it B sodded. It's all right.

624
00:50:09,952 --> 00:50:12,112
Well it's like a my

625
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:22,639
My robot vacuum, perfect example, right? Yeah. It loses its shit and has like a kernel panic or something like that where it just can't load its fucking software.

626
00:50:23,119 --> 00:50:24,190
And it'll just run.

627
00:50:24,768 --> 00:50:31,887
It'll just sit there and run like at high speed. Like and it won't it won't move. It'll just keep running when it gets frozen like that.

628
00:50:32,527 --> 00:50:35,648
And what it's trying to do is kill the battery so that it can restart.

629
00:50:36,608 --> 00:50:42,367
And if you can't get it to restart without that, you have to just let it sit there and run until the battery dies.

630
00:50:44,288 --> 00:50:45,487
Yeah.

631
00:50:49,280 --> 00:51:02,000
Have seen that robot do that, and that's exactly what I think the Mecha Godzilla was doing. It was going haywire with the Cernal the software kernel panic brought on about by the Godzilla Roar, which infected the DNA computer.

632
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,016
Here we go. He's gonna explain it to us.

633
00:51:09,615 --> 00:51:12,255
Turn against us again.

634
00:51:12,255 --> 00:51:15,856
Yeah, you didn't think about maybe a problem with DNA computers.

635
00:51:16,335 --> 00:51:23,175
You didn't think that quite possibly for some odd reason resurrecting the corpse of a Godzilla could be a Frankenstein moment.

636
00:51:23,679 --> 00:51:24,880
Okay.

637
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:26,059
Possibility.

638
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:39,280
Don't make Mecca Godzilla angry. You wouldn't like it when you I feel like this little girl is just like the embodiment of trauma.

639
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,860
She probably should why is she in the office, man?

640
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:49,360
I just feel like this is not a secure area for her to be in.

641
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,239
I need your data now. Especially with this guy around.

642
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:52,940
Sure.

643
00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:00,159
Oh yeah, he does have a few spiny bits on top. Yeah yeah.

644
00:52:02,559 --> 00:52:11,679
But I think the one in Tokyo SOS has some some of those same ty spiny bits that are on the top, sticking out the sides of his jaws in the back, which are really cool.

645
00:52:12,159 --> 00:52:18,400
Godzilla's roar. It was the sound. Basically, the more harsh a Godzilla looks, the more I like it. Yeah. Yeah.

646
00:52:20,271 --> 00:52:24,447
Although I do have a plush domokoon looking Godzilla that I really think is cute.

647
00:52:25,072 --> 00:52:35,391
And then I got one of a Mothra that's around the same size and I I have the Mothra sitting on that Godzilla's head in my office in my uh not my office, but my little cubicle at work.

648
00:52:35,391 --> 00:52:36,831
That's nice.

649
00:52:36,831 --> 00:52:40,384
Yeah. I look at'em and I smile.

650
00:52:43,503 --> 00:52:45,423
Well taking part in capitalism.

651
00:52:47,344 --> 00:52:48,543
Yeah, but it's got Zillows.

652
00:52:48,543 --> 00:52:49,134
Yeah, it's fine.

653
00:52:54,192 --> 00:52:57,791
Like I really have no choice on whether or not I take part in capitalism.

654
00:52:58,751 --> 00:53:02,112
Yeah. So if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it at least in a way that makes me happy.

655
00:53:02,112 --> 00:53:03,552
Yeah.

656
00:53:03,552 --> 00:53:04,992
'Cause that's all I have.

657
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,599
I'm forced to live under this fucking tyranny.

658
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:13,519
Go ahead.

659
00:53:13,519 --> 00:53:14,000
Yeah.

660
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,679
Yeah.

661
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,559
That was a close shave. Gee, I wonder why no one likes this guy.

662
00:53:21,039 --> 00:53:23,440
See neither of us is as awkward and weird as the other.

663
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:26,079
No, this guy's way awkward, way weird.

664
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:34,239
Hey man, she saved my life as well. Yeah. Dip shit.

665
00:53:35,199 --> 00:53:36,639
Nope.

666
00:53:39,519 --> 00:53:43,840
Yeah, she's got the team the team has her back.

667
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:53,920
But now that's gonna make her guilt feel even worse because now she feels responsible for all of them and now she's even more worried that she's gonna screw up.

668
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:58,000
Yeah. Yeah.

669
00:54:00,288 --> 00:54:05,440
Drop the attitude, would ya? Makes me think of that queer song Drop the Attitude Fucker.

670
00:54:07,119 --> 00:54:08,079
I was like

671
00:54:13,648 --> 00:54:14,847
Worst father ever.

672
00:54:14,847 --> 00:54:21,184
Ever. I mean, yeah, this guy has no idea what's going on. Now is her mom's soul gonna go into Mecca Godzilla?

673
00:54:21,184 --> 00:54:31,936
No, it's not quite that bad. Okay. We're not gonna have one of the like scientists resurrecting the spirit of his daughter into a rose that then gets merged with G cells to make biolante. We're not getting that kind of shit in this one.

674
00:54:31,936 --> 00:54:32,896
What is that from?

675
00:54:32,896 --> 00:54:34,815
Violante, Godzilla versus Biolante.

676
00:54:36,255 --> 00:54:39,135
The rose monster plant creature that's

677
00:54:39,135 --> 00:54:40,096
So yeah.

678
00:54:40,096 --> 00:54:46,496
That looked like uh Audrey Two from Little Shop of Horrors versus Godzilla basically.

679
00:54:46,496 --> 00:54:50,143
Mm. Now I remember.

680
00:54:50,143 --> 00:54:52,543
You were trying to pretend that movie didn't exist, I think.

681
00:54:54,016 --> 00:54:56,175
Duh, any rational person would.

682
00:54:56,175 --> 00:54:58,096
But it does exist, Matt.

683
00:54:58,096 --> 00:54:58,576
Yeah.

684
00:54:58,576 --> 00:55:04,576
But Godzilla faced a plant that was embodied by the spirit of a scientist mixed with G cells.

685
00:55:07,152 --> 00:55:11,711
And technically he didn't really defeat it because it just like melted and went into space.

686
00:55:12,431 --> 00:55:18,472
And somehow spread through particles and then ended up bringing space gods a little later on, I think.

687
00:55:20,288 --> 00:55:21,728
Why why are you doing this to me?

688
00:55:21,728 --> 00:55:24,608
Why am I doing this to me? I'm trying to remember and understand.

689
00:55:24,608 --> 00:55:29,577
Stop trying to remember that plot. We're w we're on a great movie right now. We're having a good run.

690
00:55:30,911 --> 00:55:33,072
Yeah, even the human stuff in this, I gotta say, is not terrible.

691
00:55:33,072 --> 00:55:33,791
Yeah.

692
00:55:34,271 --> 00:55:37,391
I am concerned about how bad of a father he is to that little girl.

693
00:55:37,391 --> 00:55:38,112
Yeah.

694
00:55:38,592 --> 00:55:41,231
Like I wanna call CPS in Japan about this guy.

695
00:55:41,231 --> 00:55:42,672
Yeah, but they're not gonna care.

696
00:55:42,672 --> 00:55:44,061
Because it's a movie. Yeah.

697
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:51,039
You don't think so?

698
00:55:51,039 --> 00:55:54,159
No nobody cares about children in any country.

699
00:55:55,119 --> 00:55:57,019
I want you to be wrong, but yeah.

700
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:02,800
Almost quite literally instead of the right.

701
00:56:06,159 --> 00:56:08,079
Yes.

702
00:56:08,079 --> 00:56:18,639
It is the minute I even said it, I'm like uh Yeah, we do live in a very dark dark world.

703
00:56:18,639 --> 00:56:21,760
Yeah, the more I find out about it, the less I want to be in it.

704
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,179
Fucking rock.

705
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:28,000
Like the rock we live on, not the actor the rock.

706
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,400
Yeah, I don't blame Dwayne Johnson for the world's woe.

707
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:33,639
No, no, no. I I just like the rock we live on. Yeah.

708
00:56:35,679 --> 00:56:38,079
Yeah! It's out of your business!

709
00:56:39,039 --> 00:56:42,159
What if she wanna be a freak and sell it on the weekend?

710
00:56:42,159 --> 00:56:43,360
None of your business.

711
00:56:45,519 --> 00:56:49,119
You don't pay her bills. She it's just

712
00:56:49,119 --> 00:56:52,000
And if Matt wants to take some guy home with him tonight?

713
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:58,800
And I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

714
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,719
Dude, I love salt and pepper so much.

715
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:02,059
Yeah, me too.

716
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:04,480
I had a crush on all of them.

717
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:05,610
Well at different times.

718
00:57:06,704 --> 00:57:07,423
No, all I want.

719
00:57:07,423 --> 00:57:15,534
No, for me it was different. Like one one day it could be spinderella, the next week it could be salt.

720
00:57:16,367 --> 00:57:18,527
No for me it was all like all three.

721
00:57:18,527 --> 00:57:20,447
Yeah, yeah.

722
00:57:20,447 --> 00:57:22,847
I was I was an overachiever with my heart when I met.

723
00:57:22,847 --> 00:57:24,527
You really were, yeah.

724
00:57:25,487 --> 00:57:27,208
My heart could love so much.

725
00:57:28,864 --> 00:57:30,304
Sometimes my heart's a liar.

726
00:57:36,543 --> 00:57:41,344
Yeah. Every life is worth something everyone.

727
00:57:45,760 --> 00:58:22,719
Are you sure?

728
00:58:23,199 --> 00:58:23,920
Here's a later.

729
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:25,360
Thank you.

730
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:29,440
I totally etch a sketch this but I used to like religiously watch Living Single.

731
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:31,360
Dude, yeah, I'd always watch the V singles.

732
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:32,800
Obsessed with living singles.

733
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:36,079
I don't know if it was'cause it was different cultures than my own, you know.

734
00:58:36,527 --> 00:58:42,047
Well no, just the Fox shows, the like Living Signal, all that stuff. It was just better than the other things. So that's why.

735
00:58:42,047 --> 00:58:47,311
Yeah.

736
00:58:47,311 --> 00:58:50,192
You can't I can't watch in Living Color again.

737
00:58:50,192 --> 00:58:54,512
I I refuse to'cause I want to keep the rosy colored glasses on my youth.

738
00:58:54,512 --> 00:58:55,472
Yeah.

739
00:59:00,639 --> 00:59:09,280
But no, that's I from Living Single is where I actually developed a crush on Green Latina. Salt and pepper salt and pepper just because they were everywhere and

740
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,079
Yeah, yeah.

741
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:27,320
You know, with Beavis and Butthead was really huge and they do the video talks and they did one for Salt and Pepper and they go, Oh, he's the finest brother in there, but he's the only brother in there because he was the only guy in the video.

742
00:59:27,079 --> 00:59:31,639
He's the not- he's the finest brother in there. He's the only brother in there.

743
00:59:31,639 --> 00:59:33,559
Damn though. Fucking suit is amazing.

744
00:59:33,559 --> 00:59:39,175
Alright, time to begin Flight of the Concord.

745
00:59:39,175 --> 00:59:42,056
I think you're enjoying this because it's more tightly edited.

746
00:59:42,056 --> 00:59:43,976
Yeah, that's exactly why I'm enjoying that.

747
00:59:43,976 --> 00:59:46,376
Yeah, the last two weeks was a little more loosey goosey.

748
00:59:46,376 --> 00:59:49,255
Yeah, no, this is a fucking this is good shit.

749
00:59:49,255 --> 00:59:52,255
Yeah, they're filming it like it's an action movie. They just are

750
00:59:52,255 --> 00:59:52,735
Pretty.

751
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:58,000
I love the spines lighting up.

752
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:06,639
Yeah. I did oh no I was saying Oh look he got up No he didn't.

753
01:00:06,639 --> 01:00:13,840
I do like the modern Godzilla things that they do where the spines come out like they're control rods from a nuclear reactor when he goes to fire up his breath.

754
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:14,800
Yeah.

755
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:21,639
Or the spines light up from the tail as it as it builds up for him to fire. I do like that too.

756
01:00:24,639 --> 01:00:26,320
Check out these maser blasts.

757
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:32,559
I think I think those are

758
01:00:32,559 --> 01:00:33,519
behind

759
01:00:33,519 --> 01:00:36,880
CG composited the the Maser laser things.

760
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:39,280
Because it has that look of the era.

761
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:40,719
Yeah. Oh, fuck.

762
01:00:40,719 --> 01:00:45,880
Fireworks coming off are great. This era's atomic breath. Every single movie has been terrific.

763
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:49,271
Yeah. Jesus!

764
01:00:49,271 --> 01:00:57,192
Yeah, the fire explosions and uh like gasoline blast fire blasts that they do in this are really good too.

765
01:00:57,192 --> 01:01:00,072
Overhaul complete. Diagnostics complete.

766
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:05,920
He's like, Where's that metal bitch that was talking shit?

767
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:10,719
Jesus, alright, we get it.

768
01:01:13,119 --> 01:01:16,480
Still not as brutal as the Godzilla minus zero. No.

769
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,880
Oh that's that was way more brutal.

770
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:24,159
He's purposely stepping on groups of people and looking at buildings and spinning around to knock him over with his tail.

771
01:01:24,159 --> 01:01:25,550
Exactly.

772
01:01:26,864 --> 01:01:36,800
And the Godzilla that was punishing uh Japan in uh G MK was also like w we just looked in the hospital, saw like a little girl in the room and then smashed the whole

773
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:42,304
Smash the tail. In fact, let her think she was gonna live by walking away, only for the tail to come in.

774
01:01:42,304 --> 01:01:43,744
Right.

775
01:01:43,744 --> 01:01:48,063
So that's a that's a fucking that's an asshole is what that is. Well that's trolling motherfuckers.

776
01:01:48,063 --> 01:01:49,983
It's a Godzilla that's meant to punish.

777
01:01:49,983 --> 01:01:56,384
Wow.

778
01:01:57,344 --> 01:02:00,224
Barragon's fucking adorable still. Yeah.

779
01:02:09,119 --> 01:02:12,208
This guy's got serious Everett McGill energy.

780
01:02:13,952 --> 01:02:15,152
You know what I'm talking about?

781
01:02:17,152 --> 01:02:18,447
He was in Twin Peaks.

782
01:02:18,463 --> 01:02:19,664
いやいやいや

783
01:02:19,664 --> 01:02:26,447
Oh, and actually you would remember him from the people under the stairs? Completely safe. The guy in the gimp suit that was running around with the shotgun. Yeah.

784
01:02:26,447 --> 01:02:26,927
Yeah, yeah.

785
01:02:26,927 --> 01:02:27,887
That's Everett McGill.

786
01:02:27,887 --> 01:02:28,847
Gotcha. Yes!

787
01:02:28,847 --> 01:02:33,648
I I might have his name wrong, but that's the guy I'm thinking of. He's giving huge energy to that dude.

788
01:02:33,648 --> 01:02:36,047
It's because he's got a constant scowl on his face.

789
01:02:36,047 --> 01:02:38,480
Yeah, just like the actor I'm talking about.

790
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:39,519
run around the gym suit.

791
01:02:39,936 --> 01:02:42,096
Well that's what he did in the people under this air.

792
01:02:42,096 --> 01:02:50,800
Children under the stairs was just people under people under the stairs were just it's just was wild. Yeah. It was w when I watched that movie the first time it was just some wild shit.

793
01:02:51,103 --> 01:02:53,744
My uncle took me to see that over Thanksgiving break.

794
01:02:53,744 --> 01:02:54,704
That's fucking cool, Uncle.

795
01:02:54,704 --> 01:02:56,143
Because I asked him to be able to do it.

796
01:02:56,143 --> 01:02:59,056
That's a nice story. Yeah, there you go. Dude.

797
01:02:59,056 --> 01:03:00,976
We had so much fun watching that.

798
01:03:00,976 --> 01:03:03,856
That it's a fucking it's a laugh riot of a movie.

799
01:03:03,856 --> 01:03:05,775
I saw that in theaters. I think I was like

800
01:03:05,775 --> 01:03:08,175
Horrifying implications, but it's a laugh right.

801
01:03:08,175 --> 01:03:17,599
I think I was like twelve or thirteen when that was in theaters. Yeah. And I remember asking him like, Is this freaking you out at all? Like the dude in the gimsuit and stuff. He's like, Nah, you okay? I'm like, Yeah, I'm fine. Yeah.

802
01:03:17,599 --> 01:03:20,719
It's okay. He gets what's coming to him.

803
01:03:25,536 --> 01:03:27,215
Such a weird fucking movie.

804
01:03:27,215 --> 01:03:30,096
Really is yeah, ch the people under the stairs.

805
01:03:30,096 --> 01:03:34,896
One thing I love about Wes Craven is man he always swung for the fucking fences and he didn't care if he struck out or not.

806
01:03:34,896 --> 01:03:36,815
Yeah completely right.

807
01:03:36,815 --> 01:03:43,376
Because the same guy that brought us Deadly Friend brought us Nightmare on Elm Street. Yeah. And people under the stairs.

808
01:03:43,376 --> 01:03:45,945
Yeah. And then scream.

809
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:50,079
Yeah, although that's more Kevin Williamson, but yeah, he directed it.

810
01:03:50,559 --> 01:03:54,400
He made it as good as it was. Yeah. His Kevin Williamson script was shit.

811
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:58,800
Mm-hmm. I'm saying Come on.

812
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:05,500
Wes Craven at least directed that. But I mean I'm just saying d he's got he had his fingers in a lot of shit.

813
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,519
I really love the model work in this.

814
01:04:11,519 --> 01:04:12,960
Yeah, it's so excellent.

815
01:04:17,519 --> 01:04:18,480
You know mom?

816
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:26,880
Wait, does that mean the plant's withering or happy?

817
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:28,079
I thought it was happy.

818
01:04:28,079 --> 01:04:42,079
Yeah. You know, it's a nice concept to have a plant that you can talk to that responds to you talking to it like that to help you deal with your grief.

819
01:04:42,079 --> 01:04:43,039
That's kinda nice.

820
01:04:43,039 --> 01:04:44,960
But I don't think it exists.

821
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:46,400
No, it doesn't exist.

822
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:49,280
I mean if it did I would have them all over this house.

823
01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:54,219
Yeah. And they would all be absolutely going insane.

824
01:04:55,920 --> 01:05:07,579
I think I would treat plants like Crowley from uh Good Omens. Yeah. Yeah, Crowley the the demon from Good Omens. Uh he has plants but uh he talks to them but not like

825
01:05:08,063 --> 01:05:12,623
Not like soothing things. He literally has them terrified to not grow well.

826
01:05:13,583 --> 01:05:15,503
'Cause he incinerates any of them.

827
01:05:15,503 --> 01:05:16,943
Yeah, that doesn't grow.

828
01:05:16,943 --> 01:05:19,824
That don't grow right and they're all terrified of that.

829
01:05:20,784 --> 01:05:21,244
All right.

830
01:05:22,351 --> 01:05:24,032
It's really fucking funny actually.

831
01:05:24,032 --> 01:05:25,231
Prepare to release.

832
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:43,199
I'm pretty sure that's CG for the heat radiation, but that looks great.

833
01:05:43,199 --> 01:05:44,159
That still looks good.

834
01:05:44,159 --> 01:05:47,039
Yeah.

835
01:05:47,039 --> 01:05:48,000
M1. Fire.

836
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:49,440
Those spines are great.

837
01:05:51,119 --> 01:05:53,519
Louis's on fire!

838
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,159
Yeah, now there they are too.

839
01:05:56,639 --> 01:05:59,519
And all their friends and most of that block.

840
01:05:59,519 --> 01:06:02,619
Wait, three city blocks, who cares?

841
01:06:06,239 --> 01:06:12,480
We've already proven that this god this mecha godzilla can be affected by Godzilla's roar.

842
01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:16,539
What's that lady doing? Oh, she gets to grab a little girl.

843
01:06:19,199 --> 01:06:20,639
I've been decked up.

844
01:06:20,639 --> 01:06:26,400
Yeah. Oh It's a shoulder tackle.

845
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:33,119
I call that the anime slide what he just did there. Where he just appears in frame and all lit up and then the other person gets thrown.

846
01:06:33,119 --> 01:06:34,559
Yeah.

847
01:06:34,559 --> 01:06:36,699
That's an enemy slide attack.

848
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:41,760
That's Mega Godzilla goddamn.

849
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:42,960
Mecca Godzilla.

850
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:44,880
Yeah.

851
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:51,360
They're really pushing this Ki Ru thing, Kyu or whatever. It's a terrible name for mecha cuts.

852
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:53,500
They're just scared of saying Mega Godzilla.

853
01:06:58,559 --> 01:07:01,179
Godzilla's flexing his thunder thighs.

854
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:09,840
Evacuation of the area complete.

855
01:07:13,199 --> 01:07:14,400
No, my name's Jim.

856
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:17,760
Roger, roger! Vector, vector!

857
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:19,199
What's our vector vector?

858
01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:25,179
Dude, these missile attacks are pretty great.

859
01:07:27,119 --> 01:07:30,000
Yeah, those looked really good.

860
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:33,599
Oh yep, gotta fight the lasers now.

861
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:37,440
So they've gotta be putting like

862
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:47,519
Little drilling little holes in the suit for these little like sparkle effects. And then they gotta time it just right for then the laser effects that they paint on later to work.

863
01:07:47,519 --> 01:07:49,659
Oh, there oh it's a hug.

864
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:55,679
Yeah. Let's go, motherfucker!

865
01:07:55,679 --> 01:08:00,000
Yeah they slowed this down so now them smacking doesn't have the dynamic effect that I think they're.

866
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:03,099
Two drunk guys at a bar.

867
01:08:04,079 --> 01:08:07,679
Well they they film it at higher speed and slow it down to give them more dynamic weight.

868
01:08:07,679 --> 01:08:08,159
Yeah.

869
01:08:08,159 --> 01:08:12,000
But it's yeah, it's not working so well in this one.

870
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:17,979
What did you say about my mom? Dorothy Mantooth is a goddamn saint.

871
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:20,158
Thank you.

872
01:08:20,158 --> 01:08:22,078
Of course an anchor man draw.

873
01:08:22,078 --> 01:08:22,559
It has yeah.

874
01:08:22,559 --> 01:08:28,319
Yeah. Because you exist in a time before the internet when all people did was stand around and quote Anchorman all that.

875
01:08:28,319 --> 01:08:29,979
That's true.

876
01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:32,880
That's literally what we did before memes.

877
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:33,247
Yeah.

878
01:08:33,247 --> 01:08:44,015
Alright, if you look at Godzilla's throat, the way those uh cross hatching of the scales and there's like little folds in between the folds is the areas that the guy would be able to see through.

879
01:08:46,895 --> 01:08:52,992
So it's like what we see is the skin, but there's actually a mesh back there that he can actually sort of see through.

880
01:08:52,992 --> 01:08:55,872
The Meki Godzilla was sent flying.

881
01:08:57,359 --> 01:09:00,720
Give me a damage report! I didn't hear no bell.

882
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:04,539
I think he did have his yeah, one of the guns got broke off.

883
01:09:06,479 --> 01:09:07,920
Thank you.

884
01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:14,159
I like that Godzilla's keeping it close so the weapons firing would do damage to it.

885
01:09:14,159 --> 01:09:15,600
Yep, there you go.

886
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:17,039
See he learns, he adapts.

887
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:19,710
Yeah, he gets knocked down but he'll get back up again.

888
01:09:20,144 --> 01:09:21,823
You're never gonna keep him down.

889
01:09:21,823 --> 01:09:23,264
You can't keep him down.

890
01:09:23,264 --> 01:09:29,503
No. You you'll probably drink a whiskey drink. You drink a vodka drink.

891
01:09:30,944 --> 01:09:32,863
Ooh, surprise sword.

892
01:09:32,863 --> 01:09:35,623
Yeah. Oh that has electricity to it.

893
01:09:35,623 --> 01:09:37,064
No, it's a maser sword.

894
01:09:37,064 --> 01:09:38,024
Oh, it's a mazers.

895
01:09:38,024 --> 01:09:41,863
Or some type of energy, yeah. I bet that feels really awful.

896
01:09:41,863 --> 01:09:42,344
Ja.

897
01:09:42,344 --> 01:09:44,184
They're really pissing Godzilla off.

898
01:09:46,216 --> 01:09:47,416
This is going to be bad.

899
01:09:47,416 --> 01:09:48,615
Very bad.

900
01:09:50,055 --> 01:09:52,055
That's right. Feel it!

901
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:57,359
Fuck it. Oh nope, that's gonna hurt.

902
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:03,840
Nice. Through a building.

903
01:10:04,319 --> 01:10:08,640
That was really well done. Oh now Godzilla's got a knife. Oh.

904
01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:11,260
No, no. We checked it.

905
01:10:18,239 --> 01:10:18,939
Here we go.

906
01:10:21,359 --> 01:10:23,039
That was a great shot of the neck you can see the other.

907
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:26,140
Yep.

908
01:10:31,439 --> 01:10:42,448
Yeah, that wider look of the neck with the little spiny bits and stuff, I think in the next movie they have a little bit more where they look almost like little Godzilla teeth coming out spines. Yeah. More like a

909
01:10:42,448 --> 01:10:45,408
Godzilla have a roar?

910
01:10:45,439 --> 01:10:46,640
Just because

911
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:50,000
He just roared.

912
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:55,279
Well they just also use the jetpack to push Godzilla away. All he has to do is just push it to the side.

913
01:10:55,279 --> 01:10:56,720
Yeah, he doesn't know though.

914
01:10:56,720 --> 01:11:00,250
Yeah, that's fair. He doesn't have to hold on to it like it's a set of boobs.

915
01:11:00,528 --> 01:11:04,127
There we go. Yeah. Oh Jesus.

916
01:11:04,127 --> 01:11:05,568
That was explosive.

917
01:11:05,568 --> 01:11:06,528
Yeah.

918
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:11,039
It's Nacagon.

919
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:20,880
He just needs to do one of those deep throaty roar things that activates Mecha Godzilla's stomping phase. Yeah. And then he'll be fine.

920
01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:29,760
Oh whoa.

921
01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:33,119
What? Mechagodzilla doesn't body hop.

922
01:11:33,119 --> 01:11:34,779
Becky Godzilla's got hops.

923
01:11:37,439 --> 01:11:38,880
And a maser mouth.

924
01:11:41,039 --> 01:11:48,000
Ah! You! You're not even my real dad!

925
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:51,359
I love that they're moving so slow to you that you think it's like a drunk fight.

926
01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:59,119
I'll tell you what.

927
01:11:59,119 --> 01:12:01,520
You kissed Debbie and you knew that I

928
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:04,140
I liked her.

929
01:12:06,783 --> 01:12:09,423
You never took me to baseball games!

930
01:12:09,423 --> 01:12:11,344
Oh now he's fighting his angry dad.

931
01:12:11,823 --> 01:12:17,104
Yeah.

932
01:12:17,104 --> 01:12:21,423
You ever listen to me you only call to talk to your mother?

933
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:27,439
So that's angry Mechagodzilla yelling.

934
01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:33,680
You hatched me and left!

935
01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:40,399
Yeah You were never around I was a skeleton, that's why.

936
01:12:40,399 --> 01:12:41,359
Excuses excuses.

937
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:47,840
Did you get hit with an oxygen bob? No, I took that for you.

938
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:52,640
I got destroyed by the OxyClean destroyer, so you didn't have to.

939
01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:55,039
You gotta have a grateful punk.

940
01:12:57,152 --> 01:12:59,072
This is a terrible commentary.

941
01:12:59,792 --> 01:13:00,992
We warned everybody this isn't it?

942
01:13:00,992 --> 01:13:07,851
I mean w I don't know why you guys thought any different. I mean we're we're f like what, five deep in the commentary run now?

943
01:13:08,768 --> 01:13:09,967
No kidding.

944
01:13:09,967 --> 01:13:10,448
Absolutely.

945
01:13:10,448 --> 01:13:13,328
They're only gonna get worse from here. Thank God we only have two more.

946
01:13:13,328 --> 01:13:14,047
Stand by.

947
01:13:16,927 --> 01:13:19,568
Locks off. Sacrilege.

948
01:13:19,568 --> 01:13:21,488
That's how I like it. Sacrilicious.

949
01:13:21,488 --> 01:13:22,858
There we go.

950
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:33,984
Away. Oh. Uh oh.

951
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:35,680
Yeah, this can't be good.

952
01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:39,520
Nope. That fired at the wrong spa no

953
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:41,439
Yeah, they were gonna shoot Godzilla with that.

954
01:13:41,439 --> 01:13:44,319
Yeah, they're gonna kill Godzilla with that thing.

955
01:13:44,319 --> 01:13:48,688
I think that only has a one shot. I think that's all they have is one shot.

956
01:13:53,055 --> 01:13:54,735
She's trying.

957
01:13:54,735 --> 01:13:56,416
Out of control.

958
01:13:56,416 --> 01:13:59,296
That was a weird movie. Do you remember that out of control? Uh uh.

959
01:13:59,296 --> 01:13:59,775
Yeah.

960
01:13:59,775 --> 01:14:12,384
Kids get strung stranded on a island because their pilot dies or whatever. None of them can fly or their plane gets destroyed and It's kind of like a Lord of the Flies thing with a bunch of teenagers.

961
01:14:12,384 --> 01:14:16,703
Oh no, I never Did we?

962
01:14:16,703 --> 01:14:17,663
Yeah, you just don't remember.

963
01:14:17,663 --> 01:14:23,904
I don't remember how many movies we covered on this fucking show. Now if I started watching it again, then I probably remember it.

964
01:14:23,904 --> 01:14:26,304
Well the number's definitely above five twenty'cause we hit ten years.

965
01:14:27,439 --> 01:14:31,520
Wait a couple of years. We're almost at five thirty basically.

966
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:33,439
Christ watched five hundred and thirty movies.

967
01:14:33,439 --> 01:14:39,199
Yeah. Well, more because some episodes we did two movies, remember in the old days. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

968
01:14:39,199 --> 01:14:40,880
Watch a lot of fucking movies.

969
01:14:41,199 --> 01:14:43,840
Yeah, we've been doing this for a long goddamn time.

970
01:14:44,319 --> 01:14:49,119
Which is why I think we feel like we can be self indulgent with this little victory lap of filler time.

971
01:14:49,119 --> 01:14:50,079
I mean, I'm not sure.

972
01:14:50,079 --> 01:14:52,479
But you gotta at least see these suits, man. Yeah.

973
01:14:52,479 --> 01:14:54,250
Godzilla.

974
01:14:55,695 --> 01:14:57,887
No, they're dropping fast.

975
01:15:05,631 --> 01:15:10,671
Yeah, I think if I were gonna be doing a screening of millennium movies, I would pick this one and Tokyo SOS.

976
01:15:10,671 --> 01:15:11,152
Okay.

977
01:15:11,152 --> 01:15:12,301
For everyone to see.

978
01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:20,239
Yeah, I'm fine. Got really bad indigestion, have for last week or two. Gotta change up the diet.

979
01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:24,319
I should give you one of my sparkling waters, man. It'll s fix you right up. That's why I

980
01:15:25,408 --> 01:15:26,127
Liquid death.

981
01:15:26,127 --> 01:15:27,087
Oh. Okay.

982
01:15:27,087 --> 01:15:29,728
Sorry, did I just plug it?

983
01:15:29,728 --> 01:15:32,368
You know, they're from Omaha, so I'm fine with that. Really?

984
01:15:32,368 --> 01:15:33,328
Yeah, I know you're not going to be able to do

985
01:15:33,328 --> 01:15:34,377
Yeah.

986
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:40,640
I mean Neppo Baby or not that started it, whatever. It's at least from Omaha, so

987
01:15:41,119 --> 01:15:43,520
Little proud moment.

988
01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:50,479
I mean I talk about the stuff that I drink on here.

989
01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:51,659
Yeah, it's true.

990
01:15:52,591 --> 01:15:56,671
I'm pretty much a commercial for funking federal illegal hemp product.

991
01:15:56,671 --> 01:16:00,032
What I really need to do is stick with just plain old water or two.

992
01:16:00,032 --> 01:16:04,832
I need to drink more water too. I'm becoming more and more dehydrated the older I get.

993
01:16:05,551 --> 01:16:06,702
Too easily.

994
01:16:07,184 --> 01:16:08,863
It's not good for our kidneys.

995
01:16:09,583 --> 01:16:13,663
Man, what have my kidneys ever done for me besides filter out my blood and Oh yeah.

996
01:16:13,663 --> 01:16:14,144
Yeah.

997
01:16:14,144 --> 01:16:14,623
keep me alive

998
01:16:14,623 --> 01:16:17,224
Keep you alive. Yeah, they they they've done plenty.

999
01:16:18,015 --> 01:16:23,536
Although they've kept you alive in this hellscape world we're living in so

1000
01:16:23,536 --> 01:16:24,496
Yeah.

1001
01:16:30,319 --> 01:16:32,640
Pretty sure at this point.

1002
01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:39,520
I'm just not even gonna bother worrying about my health because it just doesn't look like it's gonna get any better, so why worry?

1003
01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:44,199
Yeah. Area fifteen and sixteen off. Area seventeen and eighteen off.

1004
01:16:44,927 --> 01:16:49,279
I'd like to be proven wrong, but I don't think I will.

1005
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:55,279
Swing away, Meryl. Yes. We're all back to that now.

1006
01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:56,720
No work yet.

1007
01:16:58,416 --> 01:17:00,384
She's got the most adorable little ears.

1008
01:17:01,199 --> 01:17:04,832
Begin with the ears. Are you okay over there?

1009
01:17:04,832 --> 01:17:06,271
Yeah I'm fine.

1010
01:17:06,271 --> 01:17:07,712
Okay.

1011
01:17:10,688 --> 01:17:11,648
Yeah. What's wrong with that?

1012
01:17:11,648 --> 01:17:15,488
What you I mean, when did this finish with ears start? This is like

1013
01:17:15,488 --> 01:17:17,408
Fetish, I just thought her ears were cute.

1014
01:17:17,408 --> 01:17:20,287
But this is like a Johnny come lately fetish for you, kink.

1015
01:17:20,287 --> 01:17:22,207
No, I just haven't talked about it.

1016
01:17:23,823 --> 01:17:32,159
But I mean, I thought in the years we've been doing this show, the decade we've been doing the show, the ear thing would have popped up at some point.

1017
01:17:32,351 --> 01:17:37,391
Oh it's never enough for me to stick around for me to mention it. It's only whenever I first notice it that I'm gonna mention it.

1018
01:17:37,391 --> 01:17:40,271
Yeah, but you now it's been like the last couple of weeks.

1019
01:17:40,271 --> 01:17:44,112
That's because there's been a lot of very cute ears that I've noticed.

1020
01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:51,488
All right. Thank God this lady's wearing a helmet.

1021
01:17:51,488 --> 01:18:04,000
No, it goes for animals too. Like if if animals have like like little protruding ears like that, I think they're adorable. That's all. Okay. It's not it's not like a sexualized thing. It's a awww.

1022
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:04,960
That's all.

1023
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:08,863
You could look at me weird, but that's not gonna come through in the commentary.

1024
01:18:12,224 --> 01:18:14,984
No, the silence is just truncated out.

1025
01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:23,439
Is this a long distance Oh yeah they're radioactively charging?

1026
01:18:23,439 --> 01:18:25,840
Yeah, th well they've drained all the power.

1027
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:26,319
Yeah.

1028
01:18:26,319 --> 01:18:28,239
from Tokyo to do this.

1029
01:18:28,239 --> 01:18:29,100
Yeah.

1030
01:18:35,344 --> 01:18:38,463
He's not answering because his name's Mecha Godzilla.

1031
01:18:38,463 --> 01:18:39,144
Exactly.

1032
01:18:40,032 --> 01:18:43,152
We're gonna go drunk fight your son.

1033
01:18:43,152 --> 01:18:45,551
I do love this whole drum fight motif thing.

1034
01:18:45,551 --> 01:18:49,152
Alright, let's go.

1035
01:18:49,152 --> 01:18:51,181
I'm good, I just need a couple few beers.

1036
01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:58,399
I can't believe my boy's a Democrat. Oh god.

1037
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:06,800
Yeah, probably the original Godzilla would be a little f little little right wingy.

1038
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:07,979
Yeah! Yeah!

1039
01:19:09,199 --> 01:19:12,560
Especially since he was a full grown adult in like the nineteen fifties.

1040
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:18,560
Yeah, I'm saying he's definitely like What do you mean you married a Mothra?

1041
01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:20,720
Yeah, no kidding.

1042
01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:21,899
Those are our enemies.

1043
01:19:22,399 --> 01:19:24,319
Maybe.

1044
01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:27,920
Yeah, he was always trying to kill the eggs from that area.

1045
01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:28,399
Yeah.

1046
01:19:28,399 --> 01:19:29,119
Yeah.

1047
01:19:30,079 --> 01:19:39,199
What do you mean you're best friends with a King Kidora? We hate those people! We don't like those kaijus.

1048
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:44,239
Yeah he's never really been friendly with Ghidorah in any of these movies.

1049
01:19:45,199 --> 01:19:46,859
They never really work together on any of them.

1050
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:50,000
Just a joke. I know. It's okay.

1051
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:50,479
It's alright.

1052
01:19:50,479 --> 01:19:52,140
Everything's gonna be just fine.

1053
01:19:59,359 --> 01:20:04,640
Uh she's drawing strength from the memory of everyone that was already in this film.

1054
01:20:07,279 --> 01:20:10,496
Nope. Now she's psychally linked to the little girl.

1055
01:20:11,311 --> 01:20:16,832
Well it wouldn't be a Godzilla movie if inexplicable psychic abilities didn't just materialize for no reason.

1056
01:20:16,832 --> 01:20:17,742
Exactly.

1057
01:20:18,112 --> 01:20:25,072
If one thing stuck with you through this whole The inexplicable psychic abilities that just appear for

1058
01:20:25,072 --> 01:20:29,152
The one things that just that's just how it happens throughout all these things.

1059
01:20:29,152 --> 01:20:30,061
Come here, Tommy!

1060
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:32,000
Come in!

1061
01:20:36,319 --> 01:20:39,680
little bit of a little bit of B

1062
01:20:40,159 --> 01:20:46,159
The other thing was I was thinking she was either giving birth, playing women's tennis, or making Mecca Godzilla stand up.

1063
01:20:49,279 --> 01:20:51,920
Women's tennis is really fun to listen to.

1064
01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:54,079
Not this time.

1065
01:20:54,560 --> 01:21:02,699
Yeah I guess.

1066
01:21:03,199 --> 01:21:07,520
Don't stare at me like that after you say something like that.

1067
01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:12,560
You want some more? You want some more uncomfortable truths?

1068
01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:14,960
Okay, sure. Go ahead, hit me.

1069
01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:17,840
The fact that women's tennis is really fun to listen to.

1070
01:21:19,039 --> 01:21:25,279
What is bologna if not pancakes for people who love hot dogs?

1071
01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:34,159
Yeah, we're done talking for a little bit. You're in a timeout. I'm gonna talk about Godzilla now.

1072
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:44,000
Oh my god, this room is toxic as fuck. It's terrible out here. Uh-oh. Absolute zero button again.

1073
01:21:46,623 --> 01:21:51,423
Fiama Uh oh.

1074
01:21:51,904 --> 01:21:57,904
Yeah, so he made he flew into Godzilla's jaws to keep him from being able to fire to keep this on

1075
01:21:57,904 --> 01:21:58,863
Yeah, right.

1076
01:21:58,863 --> 01:22:00,783
to go for the absolute zero.

1077
01:22:02,239 --> 01:22:05,359
Yeah, it was another anime slide into the attack.

1078
01:22:10,239 --> 01:22:12,159
She diehard too'd him out of it.

1079
01:22:12,159 --> 01:22:15,260
Yeah, just guys having a day. Yeah.

1080
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:22,239
What are they doing?

1081
01:22:22,239 --> 01:22:25,340
Yeah, the compositing on this is fucking weird. Yeah.

1082
01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:34,239
No she's gonna sacrifice herself.

1083
01:22:34,239 --> 01:22:36,159
Well she's gonna try to.

1084
01:22:36,159 --> 01:22:40,699
And the dad's gonna end up with the nurse so he keeps

1085
01:22:42,159 --> 01:22:42,880
Yeah, maybe.

1086
01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:44,539
I don't know man.

1087
01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:52,000
Turned into the fortress of solitude.

1088
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:54,399
Jesus Christ, Superman's like, hey, that's my house!

1089
01:22:54,399 --> 01:22:56,800
You motherfuckers. She took my...

1090
01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:58,460
Yeah, god damn!

1091
01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:02,560
It's like I don't have anything anymore.

1092
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:04,960
Only me and Iceman get to have a house like this.

1093
01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:06,159
What the fuck?

1094
01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:08,319
Mostly'cause I can't stop Iceman.

1095
01:23:08,319 --> 01:23:10,720
No, it's just that's his own thing. Yeah.

1096
01:23:10,720 --> 01:23:12,859
Different universes too. Yeah.

1097
01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:19,359
Oof. Uh-oh. And oh man.

1098
01:23:19,359 --> 01:23:21,979
See that burn hole in his chest though from it?

1099
01:23:23,439 --> 01:23:27,520
Catilla's like, alright, that hurt.

1100
01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:33,279
Yeah, so in the next movie, it actually is a sequel to this. Yeah. He has a really kick ass fucking scar there.

1101
01:23:33,279 --> 01:23:34,239
Oh nice.

1102
01:23:34,239 --> 01:23:37,600
Yeah.

1103
01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:38,420
Thank you.

1104
01:23:38,439 --> 01:23:45,399
Yeah, those the spikes that have like that are like keloid spikes but don't actually have any like bones sticking out.

1105
01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:49,239
In the next movie he has a little bit more of the little bone pieces sticking out like a

1106
01:23:49,239 --> 01:23:50,199
I can react.

1107
01:23:50,199 --> 01:23:51,159
Dragon kind of.

1108
01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:52,119
Very cool.

1109
01:23:52,119 --> 01:23:55,119
Oh Meki Godzilla's also still there. Gotcha.

1110
01:23:56,560 --> 01:24:05,920
Yeah, but I mean the absolute zero was what they thought they were gonna use to destroy Godzilla and they shot it into his chest and he's still alive. Yeah. At point blank range.

1111
01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:07,100
Still.

1112
01:24:12,159 --> 01:24:14,800
I mean we know that there is nothing they're going to do to

1113
01:24:16,479 --> 01:24:18,159
You you're never gonna keep him down.

1114
01:24:18,159 --> 01:24:19,119
Yeah.

1115
01:24:19,119 --> 01:24:21,279
You don't get knocked out.

1116
01:24:22,735 --> 01:24:24,895
You c you have to oxyclean destroy him.

1117
01:24:24,895 --> 01:24:26,095
Yeah.

1118
01:24:29,199 --> 01:24:30,399
I'm really proud that I came up with it.

1119
01:24:30,399 --> 01:24:38,800
How does he how how does she even hear it? He's like he's like, No, you did you did great, just great. But he took off his headset to say it. The fuck? She didn't hear any of that.

1120
01:24:39,760 --> 01:24:41,199
The room's biked.

1121
01:24:41,199 --> 01:24:42,619
Oh gotcha.

1122
01:24:43,119 --> 01:24:44,560
Akami.

1123
01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:47,439
We're coming to get you.

1124
01:24:48,399 --> 01:24:52,239
Fiu had sustained 37% damage.

1125
01:24:53,311 --> 01:24:56,912
Yeah, so this is sort of a Empire Strikes Back Bittersweet mode.

1126
01:24:56,912 --> 01:24:57,391
I gotcha.

1127
01:24:57,391 --> 01:24:59,311
When we come back for the final chapter next.

1128
01:24:59,311 --> 01:25:02,192
So I got so Return of the Jedi's next.

1129
01:25:02,192 --> 01:25:04,112
We didn't know.

1130
01:25:04,112 --> 01:25:06,511
Ah well then I'm not interested.

1131
01:25:06,511 --> 01:25:08,192
But we do get Mothra.

1132
01:25:08,560 --> 01:25:13,340
Okay, well then I'm in I like little bears.

1133
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:22,720
Like are like short gay men that are really hairy or So short gay men that are really hairy.

1134
01:25:26,079 --> 01:25:28,960
Thanks you for going on that journey with me. I really appreciate it.

1135
01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:30,619
Ha ha.

1136
01:25:33,039 --> 01:25:33,760
Uh

1137
01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:38,319
Great job!

1138
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:42,640
You know there's like a bunch of short king bears out there that were

1139
01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:44,920
Wait, what? Hold on, wait, what's going on?

1140
01:25:45,184 --> 01:25:49,264
I guess technically I'm a short king, right? Like how short do you have to be to sh be a short king?

1141
01:25:49,264 --> 01:25:51,354
You might miss you might be a little too tall.

1142
01:25:51,391 --> 01:25:52,591
Just a little too tall.

1143
01:25:53,551 --> 01:25:56,912
I'm too short to be tall, but I'm too tall to be a short king.

1144
01:25:56,912 --> 01:26:00,752
Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're like you you got middle child syndrome, unfortunately.

1145
01:26:00,752 --> 01:26:02,192
Mr. Average Height.

1146
01:26:02,192 --> 01:26:06,368
Yes, yes. Welcome to my world. Weird. Weird, just average O Lover.

1147
01:26:06,368 --> 01:26:08,537
Yeah. Well you're like an inch average over me.

1148
01:26:10,144 --> 01:26:16,560
You're just an inch above average. Yeah.

1149
01:26:16,640 --> 01:26:18,319
Just an injured.

1150
01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:22,159
Just an inch over me. So if I'm average then you're just an uh

1151
01:26:22,159 --> 01:26:22,640
Yeah.

1152
01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:24,079
Just an inch above average.

1153
01:26:24,079 --> 01:26:30,680
Just a little inch above average. Not anything that you could tell, but you know, apparently it's there. Yeah.

1154
01:26:31,503 --> 01:26:35,104
Like you it's debatable on whether or not you should even do lifts.

1155
01:26:35,104 --> 01:26:38,463
Yeah, I just

1156
01:26:48,640 --> 01:26:52,239
Yeah, she's gonna be back for more in the next movie too, you can tell.

1157
01:26:52,239 --> 01:26:54,640
She's like, I'm gonna kick that motherfucker's ass later.

1158
01:26:54,640 --> 01:27:03,247
No, I do. I feel like this movie has Big Empire The Strikes Back kind of feeling to it, where they're like, We wanted to do like 감사합니다.

1159
01:27:03,728 --> 01:27:07,568
No, Mean too.

1160
01:27:08,047 --> 01:27:09,967
Whatever, I'm sound as fun.

1161
01:27:12,368 --> 01:27:16,144
No. But you still have to do another movie.

1162
01:27:16,144 --> 01:27:21,024
I'll be fine.

1163
01:27:21,024 --> 01:27:28,703
My my favorite is that you you're too stoned to drive, but you're just okay for giving commentary.

1164
01:27:28,703 --> 01:27:30,144
But moderately.

1165
01:27:30,144 --> 01:27:31,583
Moderately.

1166
01:27:32,904 --> 01:27:36,024
The thing that'll fix me up is I'll drink the rest of that can for the next comments.

1167
01:27:36,024 --> 01:27:37,823
Yeah, no, yeah, you're gonna be great.

1168
01:27:39,279 --> 01:27:49,840
How is it that I'm the straight man around here and I'm supposed to be the one with all the substance abuse problems, and I do, but yet I come here straight as a goddamn arrow.

1169
01:27:51,712 --> 01:27:54,671
Because I know these movies and you do not?

1170
01:27:55,583 --> 01:27:59,423
More auto re Yeah.

1171
01:27:59,423 --> 01:28:03,264
If this is happening at my house I'd be fucking just zoned out by now.

1172
01:28:03,264 --> 01:28:05,184
There's a reason why we've never recorded it, right?

1173
01:28:06,144 --> 01:28:08,543
Well we have, but only because we've had to. Yeah.

1174
01:28:08,543 --> 01:28:09,503
I had to.

1175
01:28:10,583 --> 01:28:12,503
I'm done with this movie. Everybody, have a great week.

1176
01:30:34,960 --> 01:30:39,279
Immediately. Repeat. Repair crew report to deck one.

1177
01:30:54,640 --> 01:30:55,600
Thank you.

1178
01:30:56,560 --> 01:30:57,500
For what?

1179
01:31:01,359 --> 01:31:04,239
For giving me the strength I needed.

1180
01:31:05,199 --> 01:31:08,560
And that goes for you as well.

1181
01:31:11,920 --> 01:31:14,800
Every life is worth something.

1182
01:31:15,279 --> 01:31:18,159
I know what you meant by that now.

1183
01:31:23,920 --> 01:31:26,319
Where's the plant?

1184
01:31:32,079 --> 01:31:36,380
Oh yeah. Remember our bet? I have to buy you dinner.

1185
01:31:36,880 --> 01:31:39,279
To celebrate your victory.

1186
01:31:40,239 --> 01:31:42,640
No, I didn't win that.

1187
01:31:43,119 --> 01:31:45,039
We'll call it a tie.

1188
01:31:49,359 --> 01:31:51,760
I have to buy the two of you dinner sometime.