1 00:00:55,162 --> 00:01:00,847 I'm conducive to help them grow. 2 00:01:00,955 --> 00:01:06,962 They're plastic, but still plastic bonsaites. 3 00:01:07,387 --> 00:01:08,150 Yeah. 4 00:01:11,587 --> 00:01:13,932 Oh, hey, Top Mike. 5 00:01:14,022 --> 00:01:14,675 Welcome. 6 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:22,567 Yeah, it is here and present. 7 00:01:22,690 --> 00:01:24,747 Clear and present danger. 8 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:36,662 Hey, so when was the last time you had a homeless person ask you for money? I mean, Byron, you work in downtown, deep in downtown. 9 00:01:38,737 --> 00:01:39,187 Sorry. 10 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:44,842 How many downtown has buyer now? I haven't had a homeless person ask me for money. 11 00:01:44,965 --> 00:01:53,692 I did have a homeless person ask me for a cigarette when I was at the bar one night. 12 00:01:53,890 --> 00:02:02,387 And then that turned into a whole thing where they were just like, because you're black, you won't give me one? I was like, whoa. 13 00:02:04,912 --> 00:02:08,602 Well, you went like full speed on that one day. 14 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:12,147 He's kind of the chase shit. 15 00:02:12,342 --> 00:02:14,162 It's like, son of a bitch. 16 00:02:14,512 --> 00:02:16,100 I was like, I guess it is. 17 00:02:16,462 --> 00:02:18,962 I'm blocked and I won't give you a cigarette. 18 00:02:19,537 --> 00:02:21,437 It's because I'm a nigger. 19 00:02:29,812 --> 00:02:32,300 I'd like, White lives don't matter to me. 20 00:02:33,037 --> 00:02:33,652 Oh, man. 21 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:34,642 It was a fucking thing. 22 00:02:34,690 --> 00:02:35,877 It was hilarious. 23 00:02:36,057 --> 00:02:38,000 Were you there that night? No. 24 00:02:38,662 --> 00:02:41,887 Who was there? God, no. 25 00:02:41,950 --> 00:02:43,925 I think it was just a slow night. 26 00:02:46,387 --> 00:02:47,467 It was interesting. 27 00:02:47,590 --> 00:02:51,500 Why did it happen during the slow nights? Right. 28 00:02:52,012 --> 00:02:55,552 Why can't it be during the busy nights when they get more action? But yeah. 29 00:02:55,645 --> 00:03:02,742 When was the last time bomb asked you for like the other day? Yeah, 711 in my neighborhood. 30 00:03:02,802 --> 00:03:03,217 Oh, yeah. 31 00:03:03,265 --> 00:03:08,197 Well, yeah, 711 seems to be a hot spot, right? For you. 32 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:10,700 Anyway, never with the phone out. 33 00:03:12,787 --> 00:03:14,797 We're just going to put this down now. 34 00:03:14,980 --> 00:03:18,672 Anytime you go to the fucking 711, just take your phone out and start recording. 35 00:03:18,717 --> 00:03:24,807 I'm just going to have like one of those little, like, I can wrap around my arms. 36 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:26,797 The body cam. 37 00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:27,425 Yeah. 38 00:03:28,612 --> 00:03:31,147 Because this time I got my car. 39 00:03:31,255 --> 00:03:34,347 And if you've gone to the Hazel, you've gone to Hazardo. 40 00:03:34,392 --> 00:03:35,197 Yeah, we met there. 41 00:03:35,230 --> 00:03:35,647 Yeah. 42 00:03:35,755 --> 00:03:39,875 So when you walk around the side, there's a big ice machine there. 43 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:41,352 Yeah, ice machine. 44 00:03:41,382 --> 00:03:43,937 But like, ice safe. 45 00:03:45,637 --> 00:03:47,387 So I was walking around the corner. 46 00:03:49,537 --> 00:03:52,897 Tell me the bum popped out of the oh, he did totally just get the shit out of me. 47 00:03:52,930 --> 00:03:54,327 It's like because there was a garbage. 48 00:03:54,432 --> 00:03:55,387 Yeah, for real. 49 00:03:55,525 --> 00:03:57,142 I'm walking inside. 50 00:03:57,265 --> 00:04:01,047 No, I was like, walking on the corner. 51 00:04:01,242 --> 00:04:05,162 My business is like all of a sudden he's like, hey, I have a dollar. 52 00:04:06,187 --> 00:04:07,447 Fuck you for that. 53 00:04:07,555 --> 00:04:11,922 No, you mean no, but you can have this crap in my pants. 54 00:04:12,117 --> 00:04:20,187 I've never dealt with a homeless person asking for money where it escalated, where it's like, hey, have a dollar. 55 00:04:20,262 --> 00:04:20,952 Now I got a dollar. 56 00:04:20,982 --> 00:04:23,902 Can I have $5? Oh, that way. 57 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,025 Montrello's speaking. 58 00:04:25,462 --> 00:04:28,025 I'm like, no, man, I don't have $5. 59 00:04:29,287 --> 00:04:32,302 How about ten? No, man, I'm good. 60 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,262 It's like fifty cents. 61 00:04:34,612 --> 00:04:36,222 And I'm getting close to the door. 62 00:04:36,267 --> 00:04:40,272 Mind you, it's only like 6ft from there to the door. 63 00:04:40,392 --> 00:04:45,552 And just like stopping every time, every few minutes, like every few seconds. 64 00:04:45,582 --> 00:04:47,375 I'm like, no, no. 65 00:04:48,487 --> 00:04:59,382 And as I opened the door and I was walking in, he's like, how about Ben Boo? Fucking seriously? That's fucking fantastic. 66 00:04:59,397 --> 00:05:04,422 How about a smoke? How about anything? What do you got? What do you got? Give me your shoes. 67 00:05:04,467 --> 00:05:09,875 Can I have your shoes too? But this one, if I was, like, hitting up everybody, like everybody the same speech, like, no. 68 00:05:10,237 --> 00:05:10,837 $5. 69 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:12,892 No, he asked the wrong person. 70 00:05:12,940 --> 00:05:17,827 He was this fucking big ass fucking Mexican dude, which is kind of weird to see in the first place. 71 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:23,000 He's like, hey, bet mo's like full. 72 00:05:23,437 --> 00:05:30,800 Why do we have a phone, man? And just walk right in? I was like, how's he gonna have a phone? I really don't have a phone. 73 00:05:31,987 --> 00:05:33,725 It's 2001. 74 00:05:35,287 --> 00:05:36,112 Yeah, it is. 75 00:05:36,175 --> 00:05:38,047 Plus 21. 76 00:05:38,155 --> 00:05:40,567 No, I'm saying, like, you not have a phone. 77 00:05:40,690 --> 00:05:41,675 Right, exactly. 78 00:05:43,087 --> 00:05:50,857 Speaking of bums, in 711, I was dropping one of the kids off at school, and there's a 711 along the way. 79 00:05:59,362 --> 00:06:00,492 it was a pool joke. 80 00:06:00,552 --> 00:06:01,192 Got it. 81 00:06:01,315 --> 00:06:02,987 Dropped the kids off at the pool. 82 00:06:03,712 --> 00:06:06,747 No, school, not pool. 83 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:10,902 Well, dropping the car pool anyways. 84 00:06:10,932 --> 00:06:11,525 Yeah. 85 00:06:12,487 --> 00:06:16,297 So we're a little early. 86 00:06:16,330 --> 00:06:17,742 So I was like, I'm going to get some coffee. 87 00:06:17,802 --> 00:06:21,725 You want to get something to eat or snack or whatever before you go into school? Like, sure. 88 00:06:22,312 --> 00:06:34,042 So we go in there and this guy was so when you walk in, it was like most 711s, when you walk in the door, it's like the counter is perpendicular with the door just runs along. 89 00:06:34,165 --> 00:06:36,727 This one is actually in the back like this. 90 00:06:36,745 --> 00:06:37,477 So it phases out. 91 00:06:37,495 --> 00:06:37,852 Yeah. 92 00:06:37,945 --> 00:06:43,002 Very strange because it used to be, I think, like a Jacksons or Circle K or something, and then they turn into 711. 93 00:06:43,032 --> 00:06:47,557 But when you walk in, shelves items over here, cooler, it goes that way. 94 00:06:47,635 --> 00:06:52,947 Over here is all like, the self serve and coffee and drinks and syrupies and shit. 95 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:54,802 But counter goes this way. 96 00:06:54,895 --> 00:06:58,077 So first thing I see when I walk in, there's a counter dude. 97 00:06:58,107 --> 00:07:09,282 Behind it is a homeless dude standing kind of like one of those rotating rack things between him and the cashier. 98 00:07:09,372 --> 00:07:14,237 And he's like doing this side like that picture of Chat. 99 00:07:16,237 --> 00:07:20,427 Yeah, like just trying to make sure he's not in his eyesight. 100 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,625 And like his eyes were going like this. 101 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:26,075 Yeah. 102 00:07:27,862 --> 00:07:29,675 So his eyes were at nine and three. 103 00:07:31,762 --> 00:07:42,387 So anyways, as I'm walking in, he does this it goes right back to what he's doing. 104 00:07:42,525 --> 00:07:48,872 And I got a clear shot because he's wearing a hoodie or something with a hoodie pocket. 105 00:07:48,992 --> 00:07:51,497 And I could see he stuffed a bunch of shit in his pocket. 106 00:07:51,542 --> 00:08:00,402 Like standing there, I'm just kind of watching this, and I'm expecting at any moment like, hey, buddy, let's pay for the stuff in the pocket or something. 107 00:08:00,420 --> 00:08:06,752 I'm just kind of like watching them as I'm getting coffee and the kids getting stuff, just sitting there, just like it's like watching a nature documentary. 108 00:08:06,782 --> 00:08:07,652 You don't want to really get involved. 109 00:08:07,682 --> 00:08:09,100 You just want to watch, see what happens. 110 00:08:12,987 --> 00:08:14,387 They hunt by moments. 111 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:19,472 It's like usually I try not to spend more than 30 to 60 seconds in a 711. 112 00:08:19,517 --> 00:08:24,077 I really slowed my pace to like three minutes to see how this was going to escalate. 113 00:08:29,487 --> 00:08:30,897 just slow down. 114 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:32,362 Panning everywhere. 115 00:08:37,287 --> 00:08:38,292 He's right there. 116 00:08:38,340 --> 00:08:47,112 How do you not see him? I mean, have you seen most of the workers that work at 711? No, they don't give a or any convenience store. 117 00:08:47,175 --> 00:08:50,712 I mean, half the ones over 711 over here by my place. 118 00:08:50,850 --> 00:08:55,892 Like if you go there at a certain time of night, they're usually just outside smoking weed. 119 00:08:56,027 --> 00:08:59,472 Yeah, well, this guy like I'll put it out smoking up. 120 00:08:59,505 --> 00:09:00,937 That's nicer. 121 00:09:01,512 --> 00:09:07,217 I got this distinct impression from this because I've seen this guy, several, none of them the guy that was behind the counter. 122 00:09:07,352 --> 00:09:12,925 I got this thing impression he's either the owner or a relative or something. 123 00:09:15,462 --> 00:09:16,917 Very friendly, very nice and everything. 124 00:09:16,965 --> 00:09:21,047 But yeah, just complete fucking blinders. 125 00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:25,292 Just kind of like looking everywhere. 126 00:09:25,427 --> 00:09:31,512 But to the guy, he's in arms reach from him. 127 00:09:31,650 --> 00:09:35,512 I don't know how he doesn't hear the shit, but he looked a little glossy eyed. 128 00:09:36,087 --> 00:09:41,612 But not that he's probably doing anything, but he's just not completely unaware. 129 00:09:41,687 --> 00:09:44,402 Or maybe he was aware and just not giving a shit. 130 00:09:44,507 --> 00:09:45,175 Yeah. 131 00:09:48,837 --> 00:09:52,047 Unfortunately, I didn't say long enough to see anything happen. 132 00:09:52,080 --> 00:10:14,727 I mean, I got my coffee and was like, you sure you don't want something over there? Oh, did you see the thing to see something happened? Do you want to go to school? Get in eleven for a little bit street knowledge ingredients on that package? Yeah. 133 00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:16,687 As the kids are getting up to the counter. 134 00:10:22,287 --> 00:10:25,902 unfortunately I ended up paying for stuff and I was just kind of like still watching the guy. 135 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:33,925 He's just like just fucking in another planet right now. 136 00:10:34,587 --> 00:10:48,475 But he's maintaining that like this while he's not everywhere else, whether it's meth schizo, whatever, something. 137 00:10:48,987 --> 00:10:49,617 Oh, no. 138 00:10:49,665 --> 00:10:55,450 Maybe just a regular person that comes in there and they've been told not to interact with him. 139 00:10:56,187 --> 00:10:58,832 Maybe he's just a floor feature. 140 00:10:58,922 --> 00:11:02,937 Yeah, he comes with the store. 141 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:03,357 Yes. 142 00:11:03,435 --> 00:11:04,687 You take your risks. 143 00:11:07,812 --> 00:11:24,422 So you reminded me of a couple of things, a how uppity some bums are like, you're going to fucking ask for venmo? When I was in college, I went to PSU, so I'm downtown Portland. 144 00:11:24,542 --> 00:11:26,650 So you see it all fucking there. 145 00:11:28,212 --> 00:11:35,575 I went to the McDonald's down there close to Pioneer Square and there's a dude sitting outside. 146 00:11:36,012 --> 00:11:39,017 I walk outside and I have food and shit. 147 00:11:39,152 --> 00:11:52,712 And he's like, hey, what's up? He's like, you got any money? No, I mean, are you hungry? He's like, yeah, all right, well, I got a chicken sandwich. 148 00:11:52,862 --> 00:11:54,347 Fuck, I don't like chicken. 149 00:11:54,392 --> 00:11:56,137 Well, fuck you then, bitch. 150 00:11:56,787 --> 00:11:57,807 You're missing a part of it. 151 00:11:57,810 --> 00:11:58,752 I remember you telling the story. 152 00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:00,250 You're missing a part out of it. 153 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,650 You took a bite out of it. 154 00:12:03,612 --> 00:12:07,962 And he was like, hey, I have the chicken sandwich, but I took a bite out of it. 155 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:11,327 That's where he was like, yeah, I don't fucking white chicken. 156 00:12:11,432 --> 00:12:12,387 Fuck you then. 157 00:12:12,525 --> 00:12:13,987 You ain't that hungry. 158 00:12:15,162 --> 00:12:15,925 Wow. 159 00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:25,527 There was the other one that used to come up to the campus, and he would ask people for money, and I would just watch it. 160 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:29,937 I'd sit there in the morning and just watch the shit show happen. 161 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:34,832 Because he was up there all the fucking time asking a quarter. 162 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:37,487 And then someone be stupid enough to give him a quarter. 163 00:12:37,637 --> 00:12:43,652 And then it's like, hey, you got a dollar? Now he's going around asking everybody for a dollar. 164 00:12:43,682 --> 00:12:45,112 Somebody give him a dollar. 165 00:12:46,062 --> 00:12:48,787 It was a fucking asshole hassle. 166 00:12:49,737 --> 00:12:50,500 Yeah. 167 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:54,400 Hey, got $5. 168 00:12:55,362 --> 00:12:58,412 Every time somebody would give him money, he would just up the ante. 169 00:12:58,487 --> 00:12:59,950 Cost of living, I guess. 170 00:13:01,062 --> 00:13:02,667 He was on something, man. 171 00:13:10,887 --> 00:13:11,762 bombs. 172 00:13:11,912 --> 00:13:12,542 Bummies. 173 00:13:12,602 --> 00:13:13,762 They're hilarious. 174 00:13:14,112 --> 00:13:16,007 Some of them greedy shit. 175 00:13:16,097 --> 00:13:19,750 My first day in New Zealand mean the group of guys I was hanging out with. 176 00:13:20,487 --> 00:13:22,075 You into New Zealand? Yeah. 177 00:13:23,187 --> 00:13:24,717 He told a story about that before. 178 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,757 Yeah, played baseball over there. 179 00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:27,625 Okay. 180 00:13:28,662 --> 00:13:35,125 But our first night going up the main street in Auckland, we ran into these two guys. 181 00:13:36,312 --> 00:13:39,297 They're asking for a spare change and like, no, we don't got any spare change. 182 00:13:39,330 --> 00:13:41,342 Like, grabbing our pockets, like jingling. 183 00:13:41,477 --> 00:13:46,017 Because like, in New Zealand, Australia, their dollar bill starts at $2. 184 00:13:46,065 --> 00:13:47,962 And everything else has just changed. 185 00:13:48,687 --> 00:13:51,017 Like, up here, you'd have a couple of quarters in your pocket. 186 00:13:51,077 --> 00:13:55,000 Like, down there, you'd have, like, fucking, like $5 and change. 187 00:13:55,437 --> 00:13:59,037 And then they accused us being racist against brown people. 188 00:13:59,175 --> 00:14:00,625 You told us that story. 189 00:14:01,812 --> 00:14:03,700 I think you told us that story before. 190 00:14:06,987 --> 00:14:11,487 Maybe you shouldn't be racist to brown people. 191 00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:16,032 Yes, I've gotten told that. 192 00:14:16,185 --> 00:14:17,875 Don't be racist to brown people. 193 00:14:18,912 --> 00:14:22,375 I got told I didn't let a girl into the bar because she was black. 194 00:14:23,787 --> 00:14:33,162 You see, she's out there and she's like, you're being fucking racist right now, not letting me in because I'm black. 195 00:14:33,225 --> 00:14:39,487 And I looked at her and I was like, looking at your arms. 196 00:14:40,737 --> 00:14:44,367 I just looked at her and I was like, yes, that's exactly why I'm not letting you in. 197 00:14:44,415 --> 00:14:48,167 It had nothing to do with the fact that you almost fell down walking down the fucking sidewalk. 198 00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:06,937 the racist white supremacist. 199 00:15:10,137 --> 00:15:10,900 Same. 200 00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:23,512 he divorced his wife. 201 00:15:34,437 --> 00:15:35,547 Oh, my God. 202 00:15:35,655 --> 00:15:36,177 That was hot. 203 00:15:36,195 --> 00:15:36,787 Mike. 204 00:15:37,662 --> 00:15:39,747 That was one of the greatest ever. 205 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:40,987 First episode. 206 00:15:42,312 --> 00:15:43,397 First episode. 207 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:46,312 Was it the first episode? First episode. 208 00:15:57,462 --> 00:15:58,152 I hate them. 209 00:15:58,170 --> 00:15:58,975 My power. 210 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,450 Oh, my God. 211 00:16:05,562 --> 00:16:09,925 Like, Chappelle, like he made cracks about Portland with the homeless situation. 212 00:16:10,362 --> 00:16:11,952 I was walking down the street whatever. 213 00:16:12,045 --> 00:16:12,477 Say hi. 214 00:16:12,495 --> 00:16:18,700 This homeless person, he knew who I was, so that's how I know he's like a newly homeless person. 215 00:16:24,237 --> 00:16:26,962 Speaking of Portland, I'm moving to Gresham. 216 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:30,850 Really? Yes. 217 00:16:31,362 --> 00:16:39,487 Okay, how's that going to work? Well, what's the logistics behind that? I'm going to move in with my new boyfriend. 218 00:16:47,562 --> 00:16:48,947 So that's why the rings missing. 219 00:16:48,992 --> 00:16:49,600 Okay. 220 00:16:51,012 --> 00:16:58,150 So a couple of weeks back I received a message at like 130 in the morning. 221 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,372 A couple of weeks back? Yeah. 222 00:17:00,405 --> 00:17:00,957 Okay. 223 00:17:01,110 --> 00:17:05,887 From a dude on my Facebook named Adam. 224 00:17:08,562 --> 00:17:09,717 We know it's not me. 225 00:17:09,765 --> 00:17:10,375 Yeah. 226 00:17:11,112 --> 00:17:19,375 And I wake up to a book written on my Facebook page. 227 00:17:21,612 --> 00:17:26,297 I present you this novel on my freaking messenger. 228 00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:47,502 Now first off, it started off weird because before I got this message, I received a comment on one of my posts and it was odd and I deleted it because I was just like, oh no, this person just wrote that on the wrong post. 229 00:17:47,595 --> 00:17:51,777 And I think it was just like, oh, I love you so much, or some shit like that. 230 00:17:51,795 --> 00:17:55,167 And I was like, the fuck? No, you must be on the wrong post. 231 00:17:55,215 --> 00:17:58,987 We just go ahead and delete that because this has nothing to do with that shit. 232 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,725 So then the next day I wake up to this. 233 00:18:11,412 --> 00:18:13,450 Why don't you be Adam? Okay. 234 00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:15,325 You like to read stuff. 235 00:18:17,337 --> 00:18:18,100 Okay. 236 00:18:20,112 --> 00:18:22,592 Make sure you don't like lick the lips. 237 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:29,472 Make sure you get all of the incorrect grammar just perfect. 238 00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:30,250 Okay. 239 00:18:32,337 --> 00:18:33,102 Hey. 240 00:18:33,270 --> 00:18:36,257 I want to be with you and be in my arms. 241 00:18:36,422 --> 00:18:37,842 I like you a lot. 242 00:18:37,965 --> 00:18:42,337 I want you be my best friend and period boyfriend. 243 00:18:42,762 --> 00:18:44,512 Don't be with your wife. 244 00:18:45,087 --> 00:18:49,547 I'm turning your family part form you and kids and wife. 245 00:18:49,592 --> 00:18:51,692 Please be with me and I'm bored. 246 00:18:51,752 --> 00:19:02,447 I want you come down in Gresham and find house together way form your kids and wife understand? Do not say anything your wife. 247 00:19:02,492 --> 00:19:10,600 I want you be with me find house together in Sandy somewhere near my sister house is I need work this out with r I'm single. 248 00:19:11,562 --> 00:19:15,937 I'm reading those on because there's no commas or periods. 249 00:19:17,037 --> 00:19:18,357 Siri sent you a text message. 250 00:19:18,435 --> 00:19:19,797 I need work this out with. 251 00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:22,902 Are you single? I need to see your face not your kids. 252 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,167 I don't like your wife. 253 00:19:24,227 --> 00:19:25,512 I love your little kids. 254 00:19:25,575 --> 00:19:27,897 Bring baby with you just a few while. 255 00:19:28,005 --> 00:19:30,407 I need you stay night all weekend. 256 00:19:30,497 --> 00:19:32,472 I support you and your life. 257 00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:34,167 I want you in my whole life. 258 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:34,647 Thank you. 259 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:35,612 Love Adam. 260 00:19:35,762 --> 00:19:37,150 Nice to meet you. 261 00:19:39,987 --> 00:19:41,350 Nice to meet you. 262 00:19:42,312 --> 00:19:43,472 Your comment. 263 00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:54,837 My comment? Your response was oh yeah, how's that working out for you buddy? So of course you just soak the bear and kept it going. 264 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:55,452 Of course. 265 00:19:55,545 --> 00:19:58,137 130 in the morning, who cares? Yeah. 266 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:01,247 I want you waveform your family and wife. 267 00:20:01,292 --> 00:20:03,100 I want you in my life. 268 00:20:06,662 --> 00:20:07,425 Yes. 269 00:20:14,237 --> 00:20:15,232 the fuck. 270 00:20:15,397 --> 00:20:18,617 What's? The other person I was putting them on blast for wasting your time. 271 00:20:18,665 --> 00:20:19,537 Adam Parker. 272 00:20:19,612 --> 00:20:22,132 Oh, adam Parker. 273 00:20:22,297 --> 00:20:22,987 Adam porker. 274 00:20:22,987 --> 00:20:24,032 I was trying to pork you. 275 00:20:24,110 --> 00:20:28,957 Yeah, I was hearing the incorrect grammar. 276 00:20:28,972 --> 00:20:34,200 I'm surprised he could actually spell his name correctly with kids. 277 00:20:34,637 --> 00:20:45,750 You guys remember that episode of South Park? Which one? Where they had the getting gay with kids? Getting gay with kids is here. 278 00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:51,462 He wanted to take you put your knees akimbo and take long rhythmic shitters. 279 00:20:54,812 --> 00:20:58,875 Looks like you're trying to pull the fucking lever for start a lot more. 280 00:21:03,587 --> 00:21:06,977 So when's your first date? I don't know. 281 00:21:06,995 --> 00:21:08,712 We got to find a house aggressive. 282 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:14,552 I thought you said you want you to come live with them and bring the kids, too. 283 00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:16,472 Not your wife? No, one of the kids. 284 00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:17,632 One of the babies. 285 00:21:17,797 --> 00:21:18,787 A baby. 286 00:21:18,937 --> 00:21:21,122 Creepy at all, but only for a little while. 287 00:21:21,305 --> 00:21:22,425 Okay, I'm sorry. 288 00:21:29,687 --> 00:21:29,957 way. 289 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,200 I could have met him. 290 00:21:31,787 --> 00:21:32,777 Or her. 291 00:21:32,945 --> 00:21:33,692 What? Better. 292 00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:35,272 Look, your cabinet. 293 00:21:35,467 --> 00:21:36,812 They they okay. 294 00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:38,925 They are? They yeah. 295 00:21:42,137 --> 00:21:42,900 Awesome. 296 00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:45,547 You always have the best stories. 297 00:21:45,742 --> 00:21:47,100 Christine is wrong. 298 00:21:50,462 --> 00:21:54,537 Did you tell her that story? Oh, yeah, I let her read it and she was like, bye. 299 00:21:57,887 --> 00:21:59,625 All right, pack it back for you. 300 00:22:04,187 --> 00:22:07,252 I mean, shit, with her relationship with Amazon, she can get a new husband. 301 00:22:13,187 --> 00:22:15,075 even fit in the drop off box. 302 00:22:19,862 --> 00:22:25,812 Yeah, that's definitely more cordial exchange. 303 00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:28,072 It's somewhat surprising. 304 00:22:28,117 --> 00:22:31,650 I mean, I guess it was kind of a little bit not really late for you. 305 00:22:32,237 --> 00:22:36,487 Relatively midday, mid evening. 306 00:22:36,562 --> 00:22:39,675 Well, yeah, well, I didn't see it until the morning. 307 00:22:41,537 --> 00:22:42,872 I was already passed out. 308 00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:49,022 Yeah, because you had a few beers in you after night at Rocksbury at the bar. 309 00:22:49,055 --> 00:22:49,442 You're like. 310 00:22:49,490 --> 00:22:50,057 Okay. 311 00:22:50,210 --> 00:22:51,225 Came on. 312 00:22:52,562 --> 00:22:56,897 Yeah, that would have been the prime time for you to dive into that one. 313 00:22:57,005 --> 00:23:03,687 Well, no, it had to have been a Monday because the 14th was the day I went in for that interview. 314 00:23:04,187 --> 00:23:04,817 Yeah. 315 00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:06,387 And that was a Wednesday. 316 00:23:09,287 --> 00:23:11,625 So I woke up to that on Tuesday morning. 317 00:23:11,987 --> 00:23:14,325 I was like, okay. 318 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:16,200 Interesting. 319 00:23:19,112 --> 00:23:21,012 So today we did photos. 320 00:23:22,037 --> 00:23:25,597 We're just segwaying from there's no way to segue. 321 00:23:32,087 --> 00:23:32,782 potential. 322 00:23:32,872 --> 00:23:34,007 You can say yes. 323 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:38,025 Still holding for houses in this market. 324 00:23:40,637 --> 00:23:44,687 What was the guy's name on SheHulk? Mr. 325 00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:48,077 Infinity? Captain or something like that. 326 00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:50,562 I'm just jumping out a window, fake my death. 327 00:23:52,337 --> 00:23:52,952 Fake it. 328 00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:53,562 Death. 329 00:23:54,962 --> 00:23:55,847 Was that Mr. 330 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,867 Infinity? No. 331 00:23:56,990 --> 00:23:59,492 Whatever it was, no, it was Mr. 332 00:23:59,540 --> 00:23:59,992 Mortal. 333 00:24:00,052 --> 00:24:01,142 Yeah, it's Mr. 334 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:01,402 Mortar. 335 00:24:01,432 --> 00:24:01,667 Mr. 336 00:24:01,715 --> 00:24:02,122 Mortal. 337 00:24:02,167 --> 00:24:03,572 That really yes. 338 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:04,350 Okay. 339 00:24:05,537 --> 00:24:08,002 Just going to jump right on out the window. 340 00:24:08,182 --> 00:24:09,612 Void conflict. 341 00:24:12,437 --> 00:24:18,612 So today we did Photos, and that was the first time I ever done, like, the flash photography. 342 00:24:20,312 --> 00:24:23,717 Did I tell you how I got those flashes? No. 343 00:24:23,915 --> 00:24:29,737 Trench count? No, I got flashes. 344 00:24:29,812 --> 00:24:31,137 I got batteries. 345 00:24:35,912 --> 00:24:41,977 I went on Craigslist looking for them because I was afraid I was going to get them in time if I bought them from like Amazon or B and H photos. 346 00:24:42,007 --> 00:24:43,487 I was like, I'll just find somebody. 347 00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:45,427 And I was trying to find something that was universal. 348 00:24:45,457 --> 00:24:52,042 So anyways, closest thing I could find I found I found five ads and like three of them were specific for Nikon. 349 00:24:52,102 --> 00:24:53,482 And Kid has an icon camera. 350 00:24:53,497 --> 00:24:57,022 And I thought I was going to end up borrowing it, but I was looking for something that was a little more universal. 351 00:24:57,067 --> 00:25:03,542 So anyways, two ads that I found were kind of what I was looking for. 352 00:25:03,665 --> 00:25:08,402 One was I think up here, the other one was Lincoln City. 353 00:25:08,570 --> 00:25:11,312 So I messaged the person that had them in Lincoln City. 354 00:25:11,375 --> 00:25:15,172 I said, hey, are you actually out in Lincoln City? And they're like, yup. 355 00:25:15,292 --> 00:25:25,517 Like, any chance you ever come over to like I five and persons like, actually yes, I will be going to Portland through Salem in a month. 356 00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:29,712 I was like, nope, damn. 357 00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:32,212 Well, maybe we can meet along somewhere. 358 00:25:32,287 --> 00:25:33,437 You can come to Lincoln City. 359 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:41,625 I was like, hold you, if you want them, you come get them. 360 00:25:43,562 --> 00:25:48,900 They were a little more pleasant about it and I was like, all right, I guess I'll just have to come out there. 361 00:25:49,487 --> 00:26:09,182 It's only like an hour drive from where I'm at, so half hour before I leave, they asked me like, hey, where do you want to meet? And I said, I don't know, what part of town, what's a good place to meet? And they said, you know Lincoln City very well. 362 00:26:09,260 --> 00:26:11,837 Yeah, I know you were just there. 363 00:26:11,975 --> 00:26:13,112 You were there too. 364 00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:17,407 But there's like that main parking spot for the beach. 365 00:26:17,572 --> 00:26:25,982 It's like a little bit off the main highway, so I guess it's called Park B or River B or something like that. 366 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:30,242 I don't remember what it is, but I said this place and person is like, yeah. 367 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,850 And I was like, cool. 368 00:26:33,662 --> 00:26:38,942 And they're like, how long do you think it'll or what time do you think will be here? I was like, I'll leave in about five minutes. 369 00:26:39,065 --> 00:26:42,452 GPS says it will take about an hour and 40 minutes to get out there. 370 00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:43,952 So I'll be there at this time. 371 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:44,492 Perfect. 372 00:26:44,540 --> 00:26:45,212 I'll be there. 373 00:26:45,275 --> 00:26:50,972 I was like, all right, so I was thinking like I've had kind of spotty reception then I just wanted to get this thing squared away. 374 00:26:51,005 --> 00:26:53,237 And I kept emailing them first. 375 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:59,357 Every time I email somebody on Craigslist when they don't have a phone number is I give them my phone number so they know I'm a real person. 376 00:26:59,510 --> 00:27:03,932 Yeah, because I know that some people will be like, I want to buy stuff now. 377 00:27:04,085 --> 00:27:06,537 Like fucking yeah, Adam. 378 00:27:06,962 --> 00:27:12,577 You get an Adam porker, it's never going to end kind of response. 379 00:27:12,607 --> 00:27:15,687 Like, I like items you use for sale. 380 00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:22,800 I will send you three times, ask for money, whatever. 381 00:27:23,612 --> 00:27:24,442 Uganda. 382 00:27:24,502 --> 00:27:25,125 Yeah. 383 00:27:26,987 --> 00:27:35,822 So every time I reach out to somebody on Craigslist, I always give my number because I figure like, hey, I noticed you don't have your number on there. 384 00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:36,377 You can reach me. 385 00:27:36,395 --> 00:27:41,212 And this is, like, faster because emails so fucking seems slow to respond. 386 00:27:41,287 --> 00:27:42,517 It's the new snail mail. 387 00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:43,067 Yeah. 388 00:27:43,190 --> 00:27:47,497 Person kept just only emailing me, and so I sent it twice. 389 00:27:47,692 --> 00:27:49,352 Like, maybe didn't catch it the first time. 390 00:27:49,370 --> 00:27:50,702 So I sent it again before I went out there. 391 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:57,032 Like, okay, when I get out there so we can kind of like, oh, hey, I'm over here or whatever. 392 00:27:57,185 --> 00:27:59,642 I'll give you my number then. 393 00:27:59,690 --> 00:28:00,482 Same thing. 394 00:28:00,635 --> 00:28:07,567 So I get out there, and I arrive two minutes early, and I park. 395 00:28:07,627 --> 00:28:15,352 And that parking lot, when you pull in, it's parking all over, but I kind of pull in right at the main entrance. 396 00:28:15,457 --> 00:28:16,807 I think it's the only entrance. 397 00:28:16,897 --> 00:28:26,507 I could be wrong, but no, it is the only entrance because when you pull in, you got to, like, go this way or go that way to park, but you have to go in or out of the same place. 398 00:28:26,660 --> 00:28:30,662 So I parked right by the entrance so I could be like, here I am. 399 00:28:30,725 --> 00:28:35,237 I didn't tell him when I was driving yet because I didn't want to just I don't know. 400 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:36,227 I don't know why I didn't tell him. 401 00:28:36,245 --> 00:28:40,187 I kind of wanted to know what they were in first before I said, here I am. 402 00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:42,600 So somebody didn't just pop up and surprise me. 403 00:28:48,512 --> 00:28:53,237 So ten minutes went by, nothing. 404 00:28:53,375 --> 00:28:57,992 And I kept checking my email, kept looking around for somebody just holding two flashes or whatever. 405 00:28:58,190 --> 00:29:02,712 Every car that was pulling in, I was kind of, like, watching all creepy. 406 00:29:04,112 --> 00:29:09,137 You probably backed the van in, right? No, I pulled up. 407 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:15,457 So I nosed in into the parking spot, and I was facing the entrance perpendicular. 408 00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:19,212 So I was watching everybody coming in, and I was like, okay, they're going to the beach. 409 00:29:19,712 --> 00:29:20,475 No. 410 00:29:21,737 --> 00:29:30,737 Who's that? So I was eyeing every person that came in, and I was doing this for about ten minutes. 411 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,282 Emails like, I'm here. 412 00:29:32,435 --> 00:29:33,237 ETA. 413 00:29:33,587 --> 00:29:38,412 Or no, my next email 15 minutes later was like, ETA. 414 00:29:39,587 --> 00:29:40,352 Nothing. 415 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,767 So I'm here. 416 00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:46,137 I'm in a white Trans vantama by the entrance. 417 00:29:46,562 --> 00:29:47,325 Nothing. 418 00:29:47,837 --> 00:29:52,725 So I'm like, fucker, here's my number again. 419 00:29:53,687 --> 00:29:55,697 That was like in the hey, I'm in. 420 00:29:55,805 --> 00:29:57,502 This is the car I'm in, and I'm right by the entrance. 421 00:29:57,532 --> 00:29:58,457 Here's my number. 422 00:29:58,610 --> 00:29:59,282 Still nothing. 423 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:03,075 So an hour later, hour after I got there, I was like, I'm done. 424 00:30:07,037 --> 00:30:15,302 If I had come up with a contingency plan, like, well, hey, since I'm in Lincoln City, I'm going to go do this, I would have not been so pissed, so pissed about it, said something. 425 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:16,807 We would have sent you to Dory's Cove. 426 00:30:16,897 --> 00:30:17,550 Yeah. 427 00:30:26,687 --> 00:30:33,542 So I'm like, at that threshold, like, hey, I've been waiting here for an hour. 428 00:30:33,590 --> 00:30:34,950 I don't know where you're at. 429 00:30:37,787 --> 00:30:39,317 I gave you my number a couple of times. 430 00:30:39,365 --> 00:30:41,057 You can't call me or anything. 431 00:30:41,210 --> 00:30:42,617 I don't know if I said that first. 432 00:30:42,665 --> 00:30:47,852 Or there's another response, but anyways, you got mail up. 433 00:30:47,945 --> 00:30:49,812 Then I get the flood of emails. 434 00:30:51,587 --> 00:30:55,787 Like three or four emails that I had sent. 435 00:30:55,850 --> 00:30:58,342 They were starting to respond to each one individually. 436 00:30:58,477 --> 00:30:59,537 Oh my God. 437 00:30:59,675 --> 00:31:00,197 Hate that. 438 00:31:00,230 --> 00:31:07,187 So let me see, what was the first one? Hello? I was there for half an hour. 439 00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:08,402 It was all I could wait. 440 00:31:08,495 --> 00:31:11,557 It was cold and CL is notoriously unreliable. 441 00:31:11,647 --> 00:31:13,022 I'm sorry, but that's it for me. 442 00:31:13,055 --> 00:31:14,327 Not willing to try again. 443 00:31:14,495 --> 00:31:15,975 Best wishes to you. 444 00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:22,592 Are you kidding me? I was here for a whole hour. 445 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:23,252 Never saw you. 446 00:31:23,270 --> 00:31:25,772 Plus you never told me what you were driving in or bothered to text. 447 00:31:25,805 --> 00:31:27,162 I gave you my number twice. 448 00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:32,027 That was my edited message because I started going off. 449 00:31:32,045 --> 00:31:33,767 I was like, you fucking kidding me. 450 00:31:33,965 --> 00:31:40,322 I could just imagine it's a pass, right? It's like walking past his van, seeing in there. 451 00:31:40,505 --> 00:31:42,675 And not the only Harry has said, just go. 452 00:31:48,437 --> 00:31:49,532 angry child. 453 00:31:49,685 --> 00:31:52,772 Fuck anybody getting out of the car. 454 00:32:02,312 --> 00:32:08,337 So I haven't dawned on me because about 95% of the people I buy shit from are all dudes. 455 00:32:08,762 --> 00:32:16,787 So I'm thinking like, dude's not going to be worried about giving out their number and not going to be worried about the cold and all this other like being uncomfortable or whatever. 456 00:32:16,925 --> 00:32:19,662 And I'm thinking like, this is a fucking woman. 457 00:32:20,162 --> 00:32:25,372 Not that's an issue, but I just realized, like, God damn you, it's cold. 458 00:32:25,417 --> 00:32:26,702 I waited for half an hour. 459 00:32:26,795 --> 00:32:28,232 Craigslist is whatever. 460 00:32:28,310 --> 00:32:29,737 So anyway, they responded. 461 00:32:29,812 --> 00:32:33,797 I stood at the top of the beach access stairs for half an hour alone in the wind. 462 00:32:33,905 --> 00:32:36,077 I'm responding to you know, I really did try. 463 00:32:36,170 --> 00:32:37,502 My phone doesn't have email. 464 00:32:37,595 --> 00:32:39,225 I didn't know what was up. 465 00:32:39,812 --> 00:32:41,132 But your phone doesn't have email. 466 00:32:41,210 --> 00:32:42,075 Hold on. 467 00:32:42,737 --> 00:32:44,717 The fucking flip phone. 468 00:32:44,765 --> 00:32:45,077 Hold on. 469 00:32:45,095 --> 00:32:45,572 We're getting there. 470 00:32:45,605 --> 00:32:45,842 Okay. 471 00:32:45,890 --> 00:32:50,522 Wish I had been more specific or something, but there are just two beach accesses at the De River recreation site. 472 00:32:50,555 --> 00:32:52,862 I was at the one that was closer to the river creek, like I said. 473 00:32:52,925 --> 00:32:53,937 No, you didn't. 474 00:32:54,362 --> 00:32:57,242 It's almost an hour round trip for me to try to meet up again. 475 00:32:57,290 --> 00:32:58,022 I can't make it. 476 00:32:58,055 --> 00:32:59,447 Sorry it didn't work out. 477 00:32:59,630 --> 00:33:01,877 And I was like, hold up. 478 00:33:01,895 --> 00:33:02,717 You just glossed over. 479 00:33:02,765 --> 00:33:04,262 Oh, but you did have a phone. 480 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,227 Don't understand why you didn't attempt to call or text. 481 00:33:06,245 --> 00:33:08,187 I drove all the way out here from Eugene. 482 00:33:08,912 --> 00:33:10,772 Because I drove from Eugene that day. 483 00:33:10,955 --> 00:33:12,527 Even though this wasn't really where I drove from. 484 00:33:12,545 --> 00:33:13,577 I mean, it is where it drove from. 485 00:33:30,437 --> 00:33:35,775 I was priming a message like, come to park right next to each other. 486 00:33:37,112 --> 00:33:39,750 Come to find out they're just parked right next to each other. 487 00:33:43,112 --> 00:33:47,850 I don't know who you are, I will. 488 00:33:54,962 --> 00:34:08,850 So their ad, they had their address on there and I copied it and pasted it into an email to her. 489 00:34:10,937 --> 00:34:11,762 You were going. 490 00:34:11,825 --> 00:34:12,837 Liam neil. 491 00:34:13,562 --> 00:34:15,307 I started to do that because I pissed. 492 00:34:15,322 --> 00:34:15,647 I was. 493 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:19,575 And I was like, don't send this borderline stock here. 494 00:34:20,612 --> 00:34:27,047 I was going to say, is this where you're at? Because I can come to you if it's like a half hour round trip, I don't want to make it an hour. 495 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:33,962 Why not? Another half hour? Yeah, so it's like, well, apparently where they were at because they were walking the entire way. 496 00:34:34,100 --> 00:34:36,617 Yeah, they walked and it was like a five minute drive. 497 00:34:36,665 --> 00:34:40,247 But apparently from where they're walking, it would have been an hour on trip, whatever. 498 00:34:40,430 --> 00:34:46,217 But cars, the intent was like, hey, I see that this is your address here. 499 00:34:46,265 --> 00:34:49,427 I'm more than willing to come to you if you're okay with that. 500 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,277 And so you don't have to make the round trip or whatever. 501 00:34:52,445 --> 00:34:52,972 I didn't. 502 00:34:53,017 --> 00:34:56,837 I had the car and drive, but I just put their address in and I was getting rid of this. 503 00:34:56,900 --> 00:34:59,582 And I was like, no, don't do that, don't do that. 504 00:34:59,735 --> 00:35:03,525 So I canceled it. 505 00:35:04,187 --> 00:35:06,087 But it saved us a draft. 506 00:35:07,262 --> 00:35:13,282 So then I was like sitting there like, what the fuck? I'm like sitting here thinking like, well, let me see if somebody else is selling some similar shit. 507 00:35:13,297 --> 00:35:13,997 Nobody's selling anything. 508 00:35:14,030 --> 00:35:15,227 And then I get another email. 509 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,302 It's like, well, let me see if I can call a friend. 510 00:35:18,470 --> 00:35:21,517 And I was like, oh good, make an attempt. 511 00:35:21,652 --> 00:35:25,367 And so we start getting the ball rolling and like, oh, I'm going to have this friend. 512 00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:32,175 They're going to meet you at Moe's fuck that place and do this deal. 513 00:35:33,812 --> 00:35:36,300 Show me on the stall where Mo touched you. 514 00:35:36,887 --> 00:35:40,137 Well, all started when there was whistling during karaoke. 515 00:35:47,162 --> 00:35:51,677 So meanwhile, this back and forth thing like, I'm going to send my friend, I was like, okay. 516 00:35:51,770 --> 00:35:54,197 Like he doesn't know anything about photography or flashes or whatever. 517 00:35:54,230 --> 00:35:55,382 So if you have any questions, message me. 518 00:35:55,385 --> 00:35:58,342 I'm like, alright, where are we going to meet? What time? Blah, blah, blah. 519 00:35:58,402 --> 00:36:00,202 Lot of emails back and forth. 520 00:36:00,382 --> 00:36:05,297 And I was like, alright, I'll message you in my MoS or whatever. 521 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:09,122 And I'm going back and realizing like, I'm not missing emails that she sending back. 522 00:36:09,230 --> 00:36:15,227 Like I'm just looking at the most recent one because of the way that Apple compounds their emails or whatever. 523 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:16,697 So I'm noticing I missed one. 524 00:36:16,730 --> 00:36:24,675 And so I'm scrolling down and one of them was a response to the address. 525 00:36:25,862 --> 00:36:28,502 I had accidentally somehow sent it. 526 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:32,112 I sent it and I was like, oh fuck. 527 00:36:32,537 --> 00:36:35,867 Because I zip past her response and just went to the address. 528 00:36:35,915 --> 00:36:38,475 I was like, oh, no, I just sent it. 529 00:36:41,462 --> 00:36:45,000 No fucking clue or didn't care or whatever. 530 00:36:45,962 --> 00:36:46,877 Wasn't a response site. 531 00:36:46,895 --> 00:36:48,750 I was response to something about the guy. 532 00:36:49,337 --> 00:36:52,007 So I was like, oh, dodged a bullet of. 533 00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:54,182 Being a creeper? Not really. 534 00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:56,627 But yeah. 535 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:57,472 Met with the dude. 536 00:36:57,517 --> 00:37:02,942 The guy said it was this little old old lady who has like a flip phone, doesn't know I was right. 537 00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:03,512 Yeah. 538 00:37:03,650 --> 00:37:09,277 So I was like first like cold 30 minutes, bitching. 539 00:37:09,307 --> 00:37:12,162 About an hour long round trip. 540 00:37:20,012 --> 00:37:28,125 So all in all, how long were you waiting? How long were you in Liquid City for? 2 hours almost. 541 00:37:28,937 --> 00:37:30,692 Yeah, because I had to wait for the guy. 542 00:37:30,740 --> 00:37:34,292 Walked there from wherever she was at the drive. 543 00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:35,027 I've been licking City. 544 00:37:35,045 --> 00:37:36,750 They have cars I don't know. 545 00:37:37,412 --> 00:37:39,052 They have beach bicycles. 546 00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:40,112 So this is what happened. 547 00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:42,272 Like I told her I only wanted to buy two. 548 00:37:42,305 --> 00:37:43,567 She was selling Three flashes. 549 00:37:43,627 --> 00:37:45,375 And I was like, I only want two. 550 00:37:46,037 --> 00:37:51,227 And they were like you know, she was selling like so much piece, but at a discount if you buy all three. 551 00:37:51,245 --> 00:37:53,267 I was like, whatever, I just want two. 552 00:37:53,465 --> 00:38:03,752 And then she said, when you get them, there's like some rechargeable batteries and the battery charger thing in there and you can have them for free when you buy the two. 553 00:38:03,770 --> 00:38:04,607 I was like, cool. 554 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:08,672 And then the guy came along and he's like, I don't know about these. 555 00:38:08,705 --> 00:38:13,877 I don't really know the deal is I just know that it's this much for each or this much for all of them. 556 00:38:13,895 --> 00:38:15,362 I was like, okay. 557 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:16,822 And so I was like, I think I'm just kidding. 558 00:38:16,867 --> 00:38:18,997 Two and three batteries. 559 00:38:19,042 --> 00:38:22,397 No, no, batteries are only if you bought the whole thing. 560 00:38:22,430 --> 00:38:26,325 I'm like, fine, the whole fucking thing. 561 00:38:45,137 --> 00:38:48,682 I asked the guy like, hey, do you know if there's an Atmos? Oh, there should be an ATM. 562 00:38:48,697 --> 00:38:51,462 And Mo's, I mean, it's Moses, doesn't mean shit. 563 00:38:53,912 --> 00:38:56,452 Is that a Lincoln City thing? Yeah, I go in there, no fucking ATM. 564 00:38:56,482 --> 00:39:01,622 Was like, where's the next nearest one? They're like, oh, IPA or whatever down the road. 565 00:39:01,655 --> 00:39:07,517 I'm like, okay, are you going to ride with me or you drive and like, I'll ride with you because I can walk. 566 00:39:07,565 --> 00:39:08,462 I was like, fine. 567 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,862 So drove over there, went in. 568 00:39:10,925 --> 00:39:12,237 Not getting weirder. 569 00:39:13,637 --> 00:39:14,132 Yeah. 570 00:39:14,210 --> 00:39:18,902 So I'm just transporting this gatorade here. 571 00:39:23,612 --> 00:39:24,352 gatorade. 572 00:39:24,382 --> 00:39:30,652 Would you like some? So then I fucking go to IPA and I'm like walking through and I don't see an ATM. 573 00:39:30,682 --> 00:39:32,837 No signs to say ATM, like here. 574 00:39:32,975 --> 00:39:38,417 Typically most places they have like some sign ATM here or ATM inside or something. 575 00:39:38,465 --> 00:39:39,687 I don't see an ATM. 576 00:39:40,412 --> 00:39:44,507 So I like, okay, I'll do purchase or whatever and get cash back. 577 00:39:44,660 --> 00:39:48,467 Well, I make like a purchase, a bag of trail mix or something. 578 00:39:48,515 --> 00:39:52,172 And I like, there's a sign that says, max, you can pull out this $40. 579 00:39:52,205 --> 00:39:53,775 I'm like, perfect, that's all I need. 580 00:39:54,662 --> 00:39:56,447 And so I go to get 40. 581 00:39:56,555 --> 00:39:57,902 And it says like, no. 582 00:39:58,070 --> 00:40:01,607 Why can't I get $40? You need to spend more than $40 to get for $40. 583 00:40:01,685 --> 00:40:05,972 What? I was like, what? All they let me pull I was 20. 584 00:40:06,005 --> 00:40:09,037 I'm like I was like, maybe I'll do this twice. 585 00:40:09,187 --> 00:40:09,577 Nope. 586 00:40:09,607 --> 00:40:14,092 And I was like, do you guys have any team? I thought I heard you guys have an ATM. 587 00:40:14,152 --> 00:40:16,277 Oh, yeah, it's just right by the entrance where you came through. 588 00:40:16,295 --> 00:40:17,872 And I was like, I didn't see no fucking ATM. 589 00:40:17,992 --> 00:40:19,157 So I walked back. 590 00:40:19,310 --> 00:40:22,777 It's like this fucking big the ATM. 591 00:40:22,807 --> 00:40:34,327 It's like the pad, the dispenser, and this little two inch screen with like 800 buttons on it that's wedged between two pallets that stuck out like twice the length of the ATM. 592 00:40:41,312 --> 00:40:45,572 then I had to spend another probably $6 to pull out $20 out of that thing. 593 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:51,802 But fucking dumbest transaction. 594 00:40:51,832 --> 00:40:52,997 I'm not going to Lincoln City. 595 00:40:53,030 --> 00:40:54,900 But it's still the greatest story. 596 00:40:55,562 --> 00:40:58,275 Yeah, well, the best Craigslist story. 597 00:40:59,612 --> 00:40:59,972 No. 598 00:41:00,005 --> 00:41:09,907 Oh, no, it's not the best Craigslist story, which you've reminded me to tell when I was selling a particular item. 599 00:41:09,997 --> 00:41:10,687 The kayak. 600 00:41:10,762 --> 00:41:13,897 Yes, the shitty kayak. 601 00:41:13,942 --> 00:41:19,575 I think you guys are going to remember this better than I do, but it's been a long time. 602 00:41:19,937 --> 00:41:26,702 So what I remember is I originally had that twelve foot kayak or whatever it was. 603 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:30,307 But it was more like for a calm water kayak. 604 00:41:30,322 --> 00:41:31,702 And I wanted something that was a little more rounded. 605 00:41:31,732 --> 00:41:34,867 Like that would do some rivers instead of lakes. 606 00:41:34,927 --> 00:41:35,827 Do some kayaking. 607 00:41:35,857 --> 00:41:36,952 Yeah, do some real kayaking. 608 00:41:36,982 --> 00:41:38,612 I wanted something that was a little more sporty or whatever. 609 00:41:38,675 --> 00:41:40,512 Because you're really in a sporty kayak. 610 00:41:43,187 --> 00:41:48,677 Did you guys remember seeing the kayak red? Yeah, it was red and it was like plastic or whatever. 611 00:41:48,845 --> 00:41:54,227 But it was like really? Didn't she get stuck in there? Yes, I think I started recording it. 612 00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:56,797 And this is when my aunt and I were sharing an apartment. 613 00:41:56,842 --> 00:41:57,482 I had to record it. 614 00:41:57,485 --> 00:41:59,962 Like, here, I'm going to try to get the first studio. 615 00:42:00,112 --> 00:42:00,825 Yes. 616 00:42:02,087 --> 00:42:07,832 So I was like, let me try to get in here because it was super small. 617 00:42:07,910 --> 00:42:14,297 And I tried to get in and I was like, I'm not going any further because I'm afraid I'm going to get stuck and I'm going to have to fucking destroy this thing. 618 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:20,027 Because I stopped about halfway through my thighs and my ass hadn't even cleared the back of the seat yet. 619 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,425 Shouldn't have had that extra bagel this morning. 620 00:42:23,837 --> 00:42:25,287 Yeah, all flies. 621 00:42:29,687 --> 00:42:32,902 So that was a funny attempt. 622 00:42:33,082 --> 00:42:42,827 So anyways, so it goes in the garage and I'm like, either I had gotten it for free or I spent barely anything on it showing you. 623 00:42:42,845 --> 00:42:44,017 You probably got for free somewhere. 624 00:42:44,077 --> 00:42:44,700 Probably. 625 00:42:46,037 --> 00:42:48,377 I think it was the other one because I bought another one after that. 626 00:42:48,395 --> 00:42:50,072 And I don't know, it's like a yellow one or something like that. 627 00:42:50,105 --> 00:42:55,477 Yeah, it was like not fiberglass it was kevlar. 628 00:42:55,657 --> 00:42:58,577 Anyways, so this one went in the garage for a bit. 629 00:42:58,595 --> 00:43:00,797 I was like, I'll just fucking clean it up and resell it. 630 00:43:00,830 --> 00:43:08,897 So as I'm cleaning it up, I had a guy say he was going to come and look at it. 631 00:43:09,005 --> 00:43:10,927 I was like, cool, bring it out of the garage. 632 00:43:10,957 --> 00:43:12,952 Clean cobwebs off or whatever the fucking. 633 00:43:13,057 --> 00:43:15,902 So I'm wiping it down as I'm looking at the seat thing. 634 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,497 I'm like, oh, there's two little screws. 635 00:43:17,542 --> 00:43:20,077 And then find out that those two screws are the seat adjustment. 636 00:43:20,107 --> 00:43:22,217 So I fucking slid about another six inches back. 637 00:43:22,265 --> 00:43:23,777 I could have fit in the fucking thing. 638 00:43:23,870 --> 00:43:25,062 I was like, fuck. 639 00:43:27,062 --> 00:43:28,802 Dude on his way here to come look at this. 640 00:43:28,820 --> 00:43:32,102 And I couldn't tell him no, I probably could have. 641 00:43:32,195 --> 00:43:36,000 So anyways, older dude comes in. 642 00:43:39,962 --> 00:43:46,277 And I remember him looking at him a little too old to kayak or whatever. 643 00:43:46,370 --> 00:43:49,952 He was like, okay, I didn't say that. 644 00:43:49,970 --> 00:43:50,102 Then. 645 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:51,077 I was like, just thinking of this. 646 00:43:51,095 --> 00:43:52,802 And he was like talking about kayaking and stuff. 647 00:43:52,820 --> 00:43:56,867 And he was like, oh, yeah, I always want to learn these kayaks or whatever. 648 00:43:56,915 --> 00:44:00,122 And it's like, all right, well, you might want to test. 649 00:44:00,305 --> 00:44:02,327 My legs were too big for to fit in there. 650 00:44:02,345 --> 00:44:04,247 You might want to double check and see if you fit. 651 00:44:04,355 --> 00:44:06,497 He's like, yeah, check it out. 652 00:44:06,605 --> 00:44:14,102 So he's struggling to get in it, but he's like doing this weird, like grinding, you know, grinding his asshole on his way in. 653 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,475 Because the way you have to get in, like your feet have to go in. 654 00:44:17,837 --> 00:44:24,932 And like it isn't until, like way past you clear, like the middle of your thigh that you finally are able to hold yourself up. 655 00:44:25,010 --> 00:44:25,697 Yeah. 656 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,012 With your arms. 657 00:44:29,012 --> 00:44:32,822 You just have to shimmy your way in, like rocking back and forth to get your legs through. 658 00:44:32,855 --> 00:44:35,957 Because it's not just like something you just slide into. 659 00:44:36,110 --> 00:44:40,547 So he's like, wedging his way in there and he's like, this is going to be too tight for me. 660 00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:41,177 Or so I don't know. 661 00:44:41,195 --> 00:44:43,432 Because he was like tall. 662 00:44:43,597 --> 00:44:44,777 He was like six five or something. 663 00:44:44,795 --> 00:44:45,997 He was like really lanky. 664 00:44:46,117 --> 00:44:50,957 But it was basically too long for his legs were too long for him to clear through it. 665 00:44:51,035 --> 00:44:53,357 He got partway and he was having the same issue I was getting out. 666 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,647 So he had to roll out. 667 00:44:54,680 --> 00:45:00,287 As he's coming out, he's like scraping his ass along the back of the seat or whatever. 668 00:45:00,350 --> 00:45:02,037 And the rest of the kayak. 669 00:45:06,212 --> 00:45:08,627 Do you know the rest of this? I think so. 670 00:45:08,645 --> 00:45:10,350 But I'd rather hear you. 671 00:45:11,312 --> 00:45:15,602 Basically, he couldn't do it, I think, right? He didn't try to remember this part. 672 00:45:15,620 --> 00:45:17,012 I don't know if he took it or not. 673 00:45:17,150 --> 00:45:18,312 No, he didn't. 674 00:45:19,487 --> 00:45:20,787 He got stuck. 675 00:45:21,812 --> 00:45:23,550 It wasn't going to work for him. 676 00:45:24,962 --> 00:45:25,472 That's fine. 677 00:45:25,505 --> 00:45:26,267 Get the Chris go. 678 00:45:26,315 --> 00:45:26,882 Yeah. 679 00:45:27,035 --> 00:45:28,502 So it wasn't going to work for him. 680 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:29,672 And he took off. 681 00:45:29,855 --> 00:45:32,977 And so that's when I noticed a very distinct smell. 682 00:45:33,082 --> 00:45:38,042 Like and I was thinking, like, I don't have any cats here. 683 00:45:38,090 --> 00:45:39,422 That shit the litter box. 684 00:45:39,455 --> 00:45:45,062 What the fuck is that smell? And I remember looking down at the kayak because I'm getting ready to pack it up and take it away. 685 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:55,982 It was like a nice little long streak of chocolate going down where dude slid his ass down to wedge himself either in or out. 686 00:45:56,060 --> 00:46:02,512 I'm guessing he's on the way out because I'm sure fucking pulled his drawers. 687 00:46:02,662 --> 00:46:03,242 Yeah. 688 00:46:03,365 --> 00:46:07,582 And I want to say now we telling hold of the chocolate. 689 00:46:07,672 --> 00:46:09,007 So he just needed to take a shake. 690 00:46:09,022 --> 00:46:10,500 He would have slipped right in. 691 00:46:11,687 --> 00:46:13,200 That's what he probably used. 692 00:46:15,062 --> 00:46:17,025 And so I was like, oh, man. 693 00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:22,672 shit. 694 00:46:22,867 --> 00:46:33,277 I still remember the fucking text message about you talking about, I have to clean up some shit after this fucking old guy coming to look at the fucking kayak. 695 00:46:33,382 --> 00:46:35,187 It was just like that's hilarious. 696 00:46:44,537 --> 00:46:45,727 Oh, Craigslist. 697 00:46:45,832 --> 00:46:48,225 Good old sometimes you just have a shitty experience. 698 00:46:49,112 --> 00:46:51,450 Sometimes shit just happens. 699 00:46:52,112 --> 00:46:53,487 Say go with flow. 700 00:46:55,562 --> 00:46:56,492 Oh, man. 701 00:46:56,615 --> 00:46:57,300 Yeah. 702 00:46:58,862 --> 00:46:59,617 Fantastic. 703 00:46:59,677 --> 00:47:00,427 Yep. 704 00:47:00,607 --> 00:47:05,262 But we're on topic of emails, interwebs and all that shit. 705 00:47:06,662 --> 00:47:07,875 Really? Yeah. 706 00:47:09,962 --> 00:47:11,562 What a great segue. 707 00:47:13,112 --> 00:47:14,400 Oh, wait, hold on. 708 00:47:16,787 --> 00:47:25,682 What a great segue? You've got a library now, right? He really wants right now. 709 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:30,837 All right, so this show is just about terrible fucking segues into the next subject. 710 00:47:35,462 --> 00:47:37,177 Maybe a great segue. 711 00:47:37,357 --> 00:47:44,257 What a great segue? Locked and loaded. 712 00:47:44,347 --> 00:47:45,750 Locked and loaded, yes. 713 00:47:46,412 --> 00:47:59,507 So I don't know exactly what position it was in my company, missionary, but he's in the parts managerial, regional something or another. 714 00:47:59,585 --> 00:48:03,912 But we got a job function that we're supposed to do with cycle counts. 715 00:48:04,337 --> 00:48:09,307 And what are cycle counts? Just random bin inventory. 716 00:48:09,397 --> 00:48:10,050 Okay. 717 00:48:10,937 --> 00:48:12,600 Which really fucks shit up. 718 00:48:14,612 --> 00:48:18,377 He sent out in the email talking about that we need to get him done. 719 00:48:18,470 --> 00:48:20,627 Like people need to get them done and stuff. 720 00:48:20,645 --> 00:48:22,342 And it's bad juju. 721 00:48:22,402 --> 00:48:32,162 Not like whatever fro, but just like throws that whole racist comment out there for the whole fucking company. 722 00:48:32,300 --> 00:48:33,442 Wide fucking sea. 723 00:48:33,502 --> 00:48:34,127 I do. 724 00:48:34,220 --> 00:48:43,877 Where you said what like something about like a bad juju, but like not talking about like curly hair or something or another. 725 00:48:44,045 --> 00:48:47,642 You said something about a fro? Yeah, like a ginger fro or whatever. 726 00:48:55,937 --> 00:48:56,700 company. 727 00:48:58,037 --> 00:49:04,642 Did he write it like juju? Like J-E-Y or w j It went to my manager. 728 00:49:04,777 --> 00:49:07,275 That email didn't go to me because I wasn't at that level. 729 00:49:07,787 --> 00:49:08,612 I was right there. 730 00:49:08,675 --> 00:49:12,497 He saw that and he pointed out to me and I saw that, but I don't remember how he spelled it. 731 00:49:12,530 --> 00:49:16,942 But still when you say juju, I'm thinking like bad juju. 732 00:49:17,002 --> 00:49:17,672 Yeah. 733 00:49:17,855 --> 00:49:25,772 Are you saying bad juice? But how he explained it okay. 734 00:49:25,955 --> 00:49:29,550 Is it the magic? Yeah. 735 00:49:31,562 --> 00:49:32,237 Wow. 736 00:49:32,375 --> 00:49:36,000 Just putting that out there. 737 00:49:37,262 --> 00:49:38,187 Sweet. 738 00:49:39,962 --> 00:49:49,200 So I could only imagine, like, my boss said he was going to fucking send a message out to HR about that, but I imagine several people probably did that. 739 00:49:49,787 --> 00:50:00,217 Did the guy receive their wore glasses? Yeah, my boss, I mean, he sent it to all the parts manager but does he wear glasses? Mine. 740 00:50:00,277 --> 00:50:00,722 Yeah. 741 00:50:00,830 --> 00:50:02,392 You and your little glasses. 742 00:50:07,937 --> 00:50:13,737 Kevin that's probably his response. 743 00:50:15,437 --> 00:50:19,502 All right, well, that was hot. 744 00:51:26,837 --> 00:51:29,222 you just listen to an episode of Pop Mic. 745 00:51:29,330 --> 00:51:31,847 Check us out on social media at real. 746 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:32,452 Unfocused. 747 00:51:32,482 --> 00:51:32,842 Facebook. 748 00:51:32,902 --> 00:51:33,547 Twitter. 749 00:51:33,667 --> 00:51:34,512 Instagram. 750 00:51:35,312 --> 00:51:36,217 Linktree. 751 00:51:36,352 --> 00:51:40,187 Twitch no, no. 752 00:51:40,325 --> 00:51:41,647 YouTube doing shit. 753 00:51:41,692 --> 00:51:42,600 There we go.