Hello! How's it going? 

It's me, Viktor Wilt here, doing it live, TheUge. Is it really only Tuesday? Cannot wait for another weekend. Just about through the holidays, everybody. We're in the home stretch. We can do this. And then maybe, maybe a little bit of relaxation. 

Attempted some relaxation last night. Then of course remember, oh geez, we need to go to the store. We need to do this and that. Oh geez, that's all right. Maybe this evening, a little relaxation. We'll see. Shouldn't even be talking about relaxation right now. It's early. Trying to get going for the day. You need me to get you all pumped up, right? 

You need me to get you going. All right, well, I'll try. I'll turn it around. I'll quit complaining about it being early. 

It's just what I do. And I know it's probably a terrible break for those of you who listen at the same time every day. Maybe you're just getting off work. You're like, dude, I am tired. Well, if you're just getting off work, you can go to bed. Me? 

No. I gotta get, I gotta get jacked up here. So, I had some caffeine. It's not doing a whole lot. But I can just drink more of it. That's what I can do. You know, started pulling up the news when I got here. Plenty of unpleasant things going on in the world. That's great. 

So I'll keep digging. Find something fun to talk about. Shows really got to be difficult in recent years. You know, back in the day, it was like endless stupid news. 

And it was really easy to find stuff to talk about. Everyone's so just grouchy, just grumpy. Oh, yeah. And I can be part of the problem. So I'll settle down. I'll settle down and have some fun. 

It's got to be something cheery floating around on the internet. I'll keep digging. In the meantime, we'll play some tuneage. We'll, uh, yeah, get this party started. Thank you for tuning in and hanging out with me today. 

Wishing it was not Tuesday. Okay, stop complaining. It's unnecessary and not mandatory to complain. I was looking at a list of things here of things people thought were mandatory in life until they met someone who just didn't do it and figured maybe these would be some good things to go over some good reminders in life. Like having to give an explanation about really anything. Say, you know, you need to call insect to work or you need to take some PTO. Or if you don't want to go somewhere or you know, you don't want to do something. 

You don't need to give a reason to your life. To be like, sorry, won't be in today. I'm sick. Or yeah, I don't really feel like that. 

Or nah, I can't make it. The end. Yeah, you don't have to give an explanation. And if somebody expects one can tell them to shut up. 

No, that might start a fight, but it's fun to just say the phrase shut up. All right. What else do we got for things that are not mandatory in life? 

Hearing people out without getting defensive. Yeah. I've been in this situation. I'm ready. I'm ready to fire back. 

Now you could actually if you're, you know, in a argument, for example, just go, oh, okay. Thanks for letting me know how you feel. And I'll work on that. You want a relationship to work out? That's how you do things. It's not a battle. 

It's not a war. You just have to listen to each other. Yeah, it's called a healthy communication. And if you have a partner who just cannot engage in healthy conversation, you can tell them to shut up, get and then you dump them. That's right. 

Because, oh, partner who cannot communicate effectively without throwing jabs. You're not going to get anywhere. It's going to be an endless cycle of that kind of crap. All right. What else here? What else do we got? A lot of people talking about dysfunctional households. Yeah. Like parents that behave in the way I just mentioned. 

Yeah. When you grow up, you don't have to be that way. You could go ahead and communicate effectively. You can do it with your kids too. Try to, you know, listen to them. I know. 

It's kind of weird. You don't necessarily need to snap at them and just go, shut up. Uh, yeah, you can also even apologize as a parent. Mm-hmm. 

Because no parents are perfect. All right. Trust me. I'm not. I think I had to apologize to my kids a few times while they were here. Well, let's see here. This guy says, a man helped me with my car and didn't get frustrated and swear. 

They said they were shocked because anytime they needed help with their car, their mom or dad made them feel like an extreme burden. Well, yeah, you hear me on this show every day. I get frustrated and don't swear. I guess I, you know, I don't need to get frustrated most of the time. And I'm pretty much always only frustrated about being tired, about not getting enough sleep. But have you ever tried to go to bed at 8 p.m.? It's really hard. 

It's really, really difficult. I don't know. Maybe maybe I'll get a nap in today. Yeah, let's see. Quitting an event that sucks rather than sticking it out because you've already paid for it is maximum freedom. Yeah. 

Went to a show recently with Becca. And, you know, we shouldn't have even gone to Salt Lake. Okay. We had her daughter's birthday party the night before. We had kids staying at the house. Birthday party is stressful to begin with. Lots of mayhem. You know, it was at a busy establishment with lots of kids running around screaming in the alley. You get the birthday party done. Then we had to deal with the lizard mayhem you've heard me talk about. Or maybe you haven't. If you miss that, it's on demand. 

Find it on Spotify. Then he got kids over staying up really late. We wake up exhausted. And, oh, okay. Well, we, you know, we already paid for the hotel. 

Already got the tickets. We have to go. And neither one of us wanted to go, but we didn't want to tell the other one we didn't want to go. So we drove all the way to Salt Lake. 

It was a miserable drive. You know, finally get to the show and we're like, you know what? Screw this. Just screw it. We're going back to the hotel and going to bed. 

And it was the best choice we could have made. Well, aside from just not going to Salt Lake, it's okay to bail on things sometimes. Eat the money. You got a nonrefundable hotel. You can save the gas. 

You can save the time. Just go back to bed. Just go back to bed. This one's funny. 

Pay attention to facts and reality. Yeah. I wish people could do that. But apparently in this day and age, you don't have to. 

Let's see here. Not mandatory, but listening to music. Met someone when asked what they like to listen to said, I'm not really into music. 

I'd call that a red flag, though. If somebody just doesn't like music, I don't know. I think there's something wrong there. 

I think Doug Stanhope, the comedian, doesn't really like music, which is just strange. But, you know, everybody's different. Guy at work that doesn't have a smartphone, just never wanted. Ugh. There are times when I wish I didn't have a smartphone. Wouldn't wake up and see bleak, terrible news first thing in the morning. Thankfully this morning, nothing too disturbing as I was getting ready for the day. 

All right. You know, another thing you don't have to do is just keep talking on the radio. You can go to break. It's not mandatory to just keep yapping. 

So I'm going to shut up. Sometimes I see a post online and go, is this real? Or is somebody just trolling? They're just bored, sitting around trying to get people to talk to them. Because this one just kind of blows my mind. But I don't know. 

I would imagine there have to be people like this. They're asking for advice on how to tell their fiance to brush his teeth. Post says, I've asked my fiance before if he could possibly start brushing his teeth when I was pregnant and couldn't stand the smell. I've been with them for two years, lived with them for a year and seven months, and have never seen a brush his teeth, except for that time. I would know because he doesn't own a toothbrush. 

I bought him a toothbrush a couple months ago, but he threw it away. Not sure how to bring it up, but it most definitely affects intimacy. I'm not sure how to bring this up without sounding rude. Um, time to get rude. Time to be like, dude, I can't take it anymore. 

Brush your teeth. And I don't know. How do you make it two years with this is why I don't think the post is real. How do you make it two years with someone if they're if they don't ever brush their teeth? Their breath has got to be just terrible. I mean, she could be like, Hey, the dental bills are killing us. 

I would assume if he doesn't brush his teeth, he doesn't go to the dentist either. Um, I just don't get it. You know, like you kind of know like the first time you kiss somebody if it's going to potentially work out, like you ever kiss somebody and you're like, uh, maybe not, but like, that wasn't that great. You know, when they come at you with that, uh, never brush your teeth, breath. 

Sorry. If there's anybody listening who doesn't ever brush their teeth, you should brush your teeth. It, it makes your mouth feel clean. You know, uh, you're not disturbing others with your, uh, you know, sewer breath. Like, I mean, you ever have those mornings you wake up and like you can smell your own breath. You're like, Oh, geez, I have got to go brush my teeth. 

Holy crap. Yeah, you don't want to get around anybody. I don't know. How do you just go through life with that? You ever have, you know, the days you wake up and your teeth are just grimy and you've got to just brush them immediately. 

How do you just go all day? I just can't fathom it. But I don't know. 

That's just me. What advice are people giving her? Oh yeah. Be rude. And then how do people like this get engaged? Again, how did they make it two years? 

I don't know. Like she said, you know, the only time he brushed his teeth was when she was pregnant. I don't know how people who don't brush their teeth could get to that point. You know what I mean? If this was an unrated show, I'd have some speculation, but I'm not going to say it. 

There could be children listening. The people online are starting to get pretty rude to this woman. All right. I'd love to read some of the comments, but again, this is not an unrated program. 

All right, let's take a break. I was just chatting with JD about his experience checking out, well, not only checking out the running sound for Jackal in jackpot over the weekend, and I was looking at a video on his page of the band playing. Now I haven't listened to the audio from it because we were talking, but those guys had an unnecessary amount of gear on stage at Cactus Peets. 

That reminded me of my band going to play First National Bar in Pogatello, you know, dragging in eight by 10, you know, power, you know, 300 watt power to amps. And they're like trying to mic stuff up. It's like, you don't even need to mic it, okay? 

Just don't worry about it. There's plenty of sound. And you know, who's gotten told to turn it down a few times? Yeah, definitely this guy right here. 

Wow. That had the potential to be loud. That was like what you tend to see on stage at the arena in Poki, like I was telling JD, speaking of JD's band, they're going to be playing at Misfits. It would appear in Pogatello on Saturday. 

So you can go check out Stiff Richard if you want to have a good time Saturday night in Poki. Hopefully this weekend I am doing nothing. I say that every week. I'm like this weekend, I don't want to do anything. 

I want to hide in my house, and I want to just hunker down and watch TV. And without fail every weekend, it just doesn't happen. Maybe this weekend I'll get lucky. What day is Christmas? Let's see, that would be next Thursday. Man, I really wish I could take next Friday off. 

That'd be awesome. That'd be Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, five day weekend. Coming in on Friday is going to suck. It's going to be so lame. And I bet there's going to be nobody here. I'll probably be the only person working that day. Stupid flu eating up my PTO. 

What a bunch of bull crap. But I got to save some PTO. I need to build it up. 

I need to be able to go on an actual vacation. Talking to my daughter yesterday when I was bringing her to the airport. She's like, you need to come to Phoenix and hang out. And you know what's great in about March? Getting out of here and going to Phoenix. 

Because you know how, you know what's coming. It's going to really start to suck around here soon enough. When I see people complaining on the Life in Idaho Falls group about, oh, where's the cold weather? Where's the snow? Shut up and enjoy what we've got while we have it. Be grateful. Any day that I wake up and I ain't out there having to get the push broom out to clean off my truck and, oh, that reminds me, I need to monkey with the snow blower when I get home. I just want to take a nap. But I got to make sure that thing fires up. 

Last time I tried, it wouldn't. And I was not good. Not good. 

I need that thing to work. Okay, sorry. I'm going to end up throwing myself into a panic mode. 

That's no good. Need to keep it together here. Stay calm. All right. 

I'm going to take a quick break. Listen to this thing about Mary Aksmus. You want to win a guitar signed by bad omens and more? It's pretty easy to get into it. Listen to this promo. Well, one of your biggest fears as a radio broadcaster is something going over the air that you don't want to. Something maybe inappropriate. That's why we got the dump button here where if, you know, rarely happens that I slip up and let something out that I shouldn't. It's usually a caller that does, you know, I hit the dump button and it goes away. 

But what if somebody hijacks your radio station? I guess it happened in the UK. I want to know what word it was. But for at least 26 minutes, apparently there were there was just a loop of expletives broadcasting on a radio station in the UK. Just over and over and over and they tried to do everything they could to stop it. Tried to get the stream turned off and You know they provided the British version of the FCC with an apology broadcast that they aired the following hour. But yeah, I guess somebody just hijacked their station and just decided to blast profanity. I really want to know what it says or hear a clip. There's got to be something on YouTube or something like that. 

I'm going to have to, I mean I can't play it for you obviously. If it's bad in the UK, I'm sure it's bad here because some of the words they use in the UK, like in just normal conversation, are extremely offensive here in the US. So that's a bad day. That's why I always tell peaches like don't ever swear in the studio. I tell all radio DJs when I'm training them don't ever swear in the studio because sometimes the gear does weird things. I remember one day me and Brad were in here, me and Brad Royal and the mics were off. 

Everything was turned off like it was supposed to be. But the mics were going over the air. You know one of these instances where somebody called and they're like hey dude I can hear you guys talking over the commercials. 

Thankfully we weren't saying anything bad because we had no idea. I mean sometimes I'll accidentally leave the mic on and I'm talking over the commercials or something like that but thankfully I again try to always keep things under control. You know when I'm talking to a caller off air I'm always double checking making sure they're either turned down low. If they're a caller that tends to swear especially. But I make sure that there's no way at least hopefully that that call could potentially be going over the air. Those tend to be the radio nightmares I have. Something inappropriate being played over the air. Most radio DJs say they worry about dead air. I don't worry too much about that. 

It is what it is. No. Well I guess you could get fired for dead air but that'd be pretty lame. It is the radio business so you never know. Well you say something really nasty over the air. Yeah you're probably done. Just to note any of you upcoming broadcasters don't say anything bad when the mics are near. You just never know. Might end up like this situation in the UK having to issue a public apology. 

I'm going to see if I can find the audio on YouTube just because I want to hear it. If you're a Florida man what you do if you've got a wave of crime in your neighborhood is apparently set fire to your own truck. I think it was his own truck. Yeah it was his truck. He wanted to draw attention to other criminal matters in the neighborhood so yeah he got a torch lighter and set fire to a basket of clothes in his truck lit it up real good. Now when the cops showed up at first he was like somebody stole my truck. And they were like dude your truck is right here and he's like alright I started the fire. We got problems in the neighborhood. 

You need to be aware of this. He's in jail. No word what the other problems in the neighborhood were but you know you can always just call them. It's pretty easy to reach the police. You'll be like hey my neighbor's selling crack or whatever. Whatever the problem might be you just call them up. 

I don't think you got to take the smoke signals route here and have a big inferno to get their attention. Just simple phone call just in case you were wondering. Speaking of Florida there was a 37 year old Florida woman arrested. Not a big surprise. It happens all the time. This one was they say walking down the sidewalk but she had her underwear around her knees exposing herself. 

And so you can't really walk that good. You know when you got your pants halfway down she was also drinking from a liquor bottle. It was 75% gone. Big surprise. And then she tried to fight the police. 

Again also going to be difficult with your underwear around your knees. So she's in jail as well. What else we got here? The number of drinks to have at a holiday party. Alright. Apparently the best number is two according to this article. Cause if you have two drinks you're not going to get out of control. Alright. We always have these stories pop up after the holidays where somebody got a little too hammered and did something embarrassing and you don't want to be that person. Alright. 

You don't want to be the person remembered as the drunken fool at the company holiday party. So they're saying two drinks. Alright. Two drinks per party. And that doesn't mean you can go to like seven parties in a night. Alright. Cause then you will end up being that belligerent person. Alright. 

And doesn't like waking up with that post-party in regret and anxiety. Where like, what did I do? Oh does everybody hate me? 

Did I get dumped? Oh my life is miserable. Yeah. You don't want to wake up feeling that way. Unpleasant. 

So try to stick to two according to this article. And if you were wondering what the word of the year is according to the dictionary, Marion Webster. That word would be slop. You know, cause of the AI slop. 

AI slop is an interesting subject. Some people hate it. Some people love it. Some of the AI slop, I definitely enjoy. 

It's just so weird or funny and crazy. I can definitely dig it. Some of it's garbage. 

And you know, we're going to go beyond slop pretty soon. And I heard a politician just the other day blaming a clip of themselves talking on AI and it's like, no, that was real. That was real. 

But that's going to be the new thing. Oh, it was AI. It wasn't me. 

It's fake. Oh, it's going to be a nightmare. Hopefully we at least get some good news stories out of it that I can share with you. 

But slop the word of the year. Just in case you were wondering. All right, a little after eight o'clock. I guess I better find some other crap to talk about. It's been a tough, tough dig for news today. Could people get out and do something stupid, please? So I have something to talk about. Well, I guess we'll see what happens. Let's go. Well, good morning, peaches. Does your CPAP make you gassy? 

Does it make me gassy? I don't know. I'd have to ask Becca because I'm asleep, you know. Maybe I do just fart it up all night. 

I hope not. I just wake up and fart and burp. Ah, I mean, generally in the morning, I think most people are gassy as they get going for the day. 

You know, just look at Jade. Well, I get out of bed and it's like a rocket boost. Huh. I mean, it is pumping air into you, so it could. That's what I was thinking. But also sometimes like it smells. So I'm like, do I eat or poorly? Well, that's what farts don't usually smell good peaches. Well, like usually they don't. If it's just air, it doesn't smell like anything. But if it's passing through a system where it's stinky, maybe. Yeah, there's something wrong on the inside. Note to everybody, farts smell. 

That's the title of this podcast. Have you ever woke up in the middle of the night and, you know, like you fart and wake yourself up farting? Oh, no. No. 

Yeah. Nothing more embarrassing than you do that. And then you discover that your significant other is awake at the time. Or you scare yourself. Yeah, I mean, scaring yourself fine. 

But I don't mind that. It's just if you rip one, a real, a real loud one in the middle of the night and your significant other happens to be awake and then they laugh at you. It's so embarrassing. 

Do you ever do that when like Becca's behind you and he does it? Fart right on. I hope not. 

I hope not. But I don't know because I sleep really heavy. I'm sure she'll let me know via instant messenger if she's listening to this break. There was one, there's been a few times where Aubrey's like, hey, like woken me up because apparently I've wrapped my arms around her while I'm asleep. And it's almost like I put her in the camel clutch. Yeah, I just sort of squeezing her as hard as I can. 

You're a big dude, peaches. So she wakes up in terror. I'm like, I had a dream I was taking down Hulk Hogan. 

She's having a dream that she's being attacked by a boa constrictor. Help. Help. I'm being killed by a giant snake. Oh, she wakes up just me. 

He chews. One of you could get your. So like one arm goes underneath. So you actually wrap all the way around. I think I just put it like around her head. Put her in a headlock. I'm like, I'm like, I'm knocking her out. Let's see. The bucket message you. 

She said, yeah, you ripped a loud one. But there's one. See, I think that's the time that I remembered. And it. Yeah, it was one of those explosive ones where I was like, oh, geez. And then she just started laughing. And that was very embarrassing. There was one I should have recorded. I told Aubrey to I was like, I should record this. It was bad. It would have been funny if you did like, you know, like the Woody show does, guess who's gasping. 

Funny if we did like our own version for concert tickets. Like, all right, guess who it is? Jade Victor or peaches. Yeah. You know, nothing more satisfying than a real loud. 

Long good. This one sounded like it. You ever see bad grandpa? Really out of the diner. I had to check the wall. That is one of the funniest scenes in a movie. 

Is that particular scene? That's nothing. Watch this. 

It's the button. I love those kind of movies like Borat or Bad Grandpa. Bad trip with Eric Andre is a great one. 

Yeah, where the public just has no idea what's going on and these crazy things are going down. I'm going to have to watch Bad Grandpa again. It's been a while. That's a really funny movie. It starts off with his wife's funeral, but she falls out of the casket and everything's a dead body. 

Just went onto the floor or he gets a certain part of him stuck in a vending machine. Yeah, that's a quality film. Anybody looking for something good for the holidays? Bad Grandpa. Watch it with your family. It could be a Christmas movie. Anything that makes you feel jolly, right? Anything that makes you laugh. It's now a Christmas movie. If you feel jolly and festive. Well, we got plenty more show coming up, people. 

And Peach is going to be doing an interview later on. So should I talk to him about farts, too? Ask him about farts. Farts are always a good topic. Can I be the first interviewer interviewer to ask you about just flatulence? He's like, oh, yeah, you're my top 50 farts of 2025. And he has like a whole list. 

That's right. What's your favorite part of all time? I was thinking about doing that list like a dumb video of like, you're my top 10 favorite albums of 2025. I can just do that with him. 

Yeah, might as well. Then you get two birds knocked down with one stone. Two burbs. 

Two burbs. That's correct. All right, everybody, we'll be right back. Oh, what was I going to talk about? Got distracted. Happened sometimes. Let's see here. Oh, we got more more spaceship news. 

Three I slash Atlas. Every time an article pops up about this thing, it's from the Daily Star. I've yet to determine if that's. 

Like a satire news source. But they're saying the anti-tail of the quote spaceship takes a new direction as Earth approach nears. And I don't know how many times we've read that. We're just days away from Earth reaching its closest point with three I slash Atlas. And this article says some scientists are certain the intriguing object is an alien spaceship hurtling towards us. Some scientists being what that one guy. 

There's just the one guy, right? Who says this is. Is an alien spaceship? I mean, it would be so cool if it was. Especially if it was like a giant spaceship. 

Like in the movie, independent state. I mean, I would hope it wouldn't blast a big laser down and blow up buildings and things. I'd hope they'd come in peace. Maybe the Earth could come together as one for once. People would panic, you know, it finally get alien visitors. 

Some of them would start blasting off rounds. Oh, Florida, man. Please don't let the aliens land in Florida. Where's the most reasonable place they could land? Probably not in the US. 

Probably going to have to go to like Norway, something like that. We want to have a peaceful interaction with our alien visitors. You just can't rely on people around here. 

They get in too much of a panic. I see it up there. Shoot it. Oh. Well, anyway, as soon as the Daily Star has more updates about this, I'll let you know, but I mean, I'm pretty sure it's just a comet. OK. Just a comet. But I hope it's an alien spaceship and I hope we get to see it. That'd be amazing. Nothing more covering nine inch nails. There you go. There's one for my lady. 

What up, it's Victor Wilt. How's it going? I hate to break the news to you all, but I got a new job. I'm moving. I'm leaving America. I'm out of here. 

I'm moving to a Greek island. And it's going to be sweet. It's going to smell like cat pee real bad. But I'm out of here going to Cirrus. 

I'm going to be a cat caretaker. That's right. Free housing. 

Mm hmm. Free housing. You just got to take care of cats. Doesn't pay very good. It's like 500 bucks a month, but free housing on a Greek island and all you got to do is like feed cats. 

They don't sound too bad at all. I mean, I already got a zoo at my house. Yeah. I think I could put up with what do they got? 

What did it say? Like 55 cats, 80 cats. It's a lot of cats. 

But you know what? It's four hours of work each day. You just got to feed them. It does say clean up. Is there like 55 litter boxes? 

And then give them medicine, which cats love taking medicine. That's probably the most of the work. I'm out of here. Moving to Greece. It looks like a pretty nice spot. I mean, like I said, it's a Greek island. Just infested with cats. 

It's a cat sanctuary. So, yeah, see y'all later. I'm not going to be back for the noon hour of madness. Mayhem. I got to take my flight. I got to get. Just kidding. But I guess that's a real thing. There was a lot of competition to get the job. 

I think like 80,000 people applied for the position. And I think I'm stuck here. I'm stuck here dealing with my own cat sanctuary at home. I wonder if these cats on this island get along better than mine. They're getting better. They're getting better. It's really weird how they decide who they're going to get along with. 

No rhyme or reason to it, but... Anyway, just wanted to let you know these type of jobs are out there. If you're on the job hunt. So, all right, all. I'm going to get. I'll talk to you soon. 

And I will be back at noon. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Wilt Show. This program is a production of River Bend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information, hit us up at riverbendmediagroup.com.