In the calm between the regular season and the start of the postseason, we review, regroup, revile, and rejoice.
Yadier Molina gives us the last bench-clearing conversation of the season. Our baseball boyfriends past and present clean up with the batting titles. Tim Anderson, Anthony Rendon, Mookie “Pookie” Betts, and future BF
Pete Alonzo do us proud. Patti reveals that catcher
Tony Wolters has been her secret Rockies BF since July, and played an end of season spoiler. Pottymouth’s Rangers BF
Ronald Guzman was bullied into a ridiculous dropped foul to fuel
Mike Minor’s wish for a personal milestone. We do not approve. Groin injuries keep Ronald Acuna Jr and Nick Castellanos from reaching their own landmark numbers. We keep tabs on the most never going to be a BF of all,
Felipe Vazquez, because this story cannot be dropped. Six managers so far are moving on, and
Bochy and
Maddon have a little fun on their way out. In cross-training, Pottymouth urges DMV locals to support this weekend’s
girls baseball tournament, and Patti suggests the WNBA finals for everyone else. Congrats to “the Leftovers,” winner of NCiB’s Fantasy Baseball Boyfriend League.