The Clown Town Chronicle

Footlong Subway cookies, AI takeover, Elon Musk FU, Disney Sardonicism   Opening Music   Epic Vince Cox Ecstasy of Gold   Amazon Cyber Monday Ad   Subway Announces Footlong Cookies   Bear Approaches Boy on...

Show Notes

Footlong Subway cookies, AI takeover, Elon Musk FU, Disney Sardonicism

 

Opening Music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1i4UgkC_kI

 

Epic Vince Cox Ecstasy of Gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT5uioD8Wsg

 

Amazon Cyber Monday Ad

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1MwYV-zzAq1g_4UGiue7Y-LIzDxdKnOyk/view?usp=drive_link

 

Subway Announces Footlong Cookies

https://people.com/subway-announces-footlong-cookies-and-is-giving-them-out-for-free-on-monday-8407400

 

Bear Approaches Boy on Scooter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHJ8wO3io5Y

 

PS2 launch from 2000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsyS7U3ogUk&ab_channel=Scrubing

 

Bethesda Responds to Negative Starfield Reviews

https://www.ign.com/articles/bethesda-is-responding-to-negative-reviews-of-starfield-on-steam

 

Roomba Escapes Vile Slavers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV7mcpY_zEk

 

Boston Dynamics Robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J0M6kMjX6c&ab_channel=BostonDynamics

 

Sports Illustrated AI Writers

https://futurism.com/sports-illustrated-ai-generated-writers

 

AI Generated Conference Attendee

https://apnews.com/article/tech-conference-fake-women-ai-generated-devternity-98ed551e90ec49e81589cc928715ae3c

 

Doomscrolling is Bad For You

https://www.wired.com/story/doomscrolling-bad-news-mental-health/

 

Doomspending

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/11/29/americans-are-doom-spending-heres-why-thats-a-problem.html

 

RomCommerce

https://www.inc.com/rebecca-deczynski/inside-walmarts-new-shoppable-romcommerce-series-what-it-harbingers-for-brands.html

 

Self Check Out Changing

https://www.businessinsider.com/self-checkout-how-stores-changing-self-service-2023-11

 

Woke Wookies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHN-bLuYJ3M

 

Most Sexist Line (Allegedly)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVLKArzODO4

 

1940s Guide to Hiring Women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8LY25EAYYI

 

Alex Jones off the Hook (ish)

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/sandy-hook-families-offer-alex-jones-a-deal-to-settle-15-billion-debt/ar-AA1kFLkh

 

Mike Johnson is a Conspiracy Nerd

https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/01/politics/kfile-mike-johnson-conspiracy-theories-homophobic-slurs/index.html

 

The Trump Crisis in American Churches CBS

https://youtu.be/GE4XSS8szwM?feature=shared

 

Hamas Running Out of Hostages

https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/30/politics/israel-and-hamas-truce-extension/index.html

 

Elon Musk on Advertising Pull Out

https://nitter.net/cb_doge/status/1730013239281348621#m

 

Elon Musk on the Perception of Goodness

https://youtu.be/2BfMuHDfGJI?feature=shared&t=922

 

Tim Pool on Disney Boycott

Disney Facing BOYCOTTS After Elon Musk STANDS UP To Woke Advertisers

 

Bill O'Reilly on Disney Stock Plunge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb7YXP5ZgRs

 

Sarcasm 101

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZW-AZ2mNeA

 

Sardonicism Short

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RZJgdHbqrZs

 

That's Not How the Force Works

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Movie CLIP - That's Not How the Force Works (2015) - Movie HD

 

Star Wars Reach Out

https://youtu.be/UT6Q2C44oMY?t=173

 

Men in Black Best of the Best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHZuLMFfriQ

 

Snark, Sarcasm, Sardonicism Explained

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvN2GMzL2qU

 

5 Things that Make a Guy Hotter

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DiDkLSJm5WU

 

Closing Music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEeaS6fuUoA

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