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It's the end of an era here at Smutco Industries! This week's episode marks our last audio-only episode, and Katie couldn't have picked a higher note to go out on than I Fell Into A Pumpkin And Now I Have A Monster Harem by Kelsey Soliz. One woman, four monster husbands, and and a "woo-woo" girlfriend with an eye for spotting pumpkin-fuckers...what's not to love?
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Book Description
When my aunt's girlfriend tells me I look like someone who would sleep with a pumpkin, I uncomfortably laugh it off and encourage her and my aunt out of my apartment. This is after, of course, she gifts me an amulet that I really should have investigated more before continuing on with my night.
A few too many hard ciders later and I'm dancing too close to a giant pumpkin display, but when I fall into it, I don't hit the bottom; I wake up in a different world where monsters are making thirst traps that feel very targeted to me and my neighbor looks like a walking, talking pumpkin that I...okay,I kind of do want to sleep with him.
Can I even be blamed when I accidentally bond not only them, but a phantom and a goblin as well? I think not. I'm literally just a girl.
Please like and subscribe wherever you listen!
Sign up at the Cheap Smut Live Tour 2027 Kickstarter pre-launch page!
Book Description
When my aunt's girlfriend tells me I look like someone who would sleep with a pumpkin, I uncomfortably laugh it off and encourage her and my aunt out of my apartment. This is after, of course, she gifts me an amulet that I really should have investigated more before continuing on with my night.
A few too many hard ciders later and I'm dancing too close to a giant pumpkin display, but when I fall into it, I don't hit the bottom; I wake up in a different world where monsters are making thirst traps that feel very targeted to me and my neighbor looks like a walking, talking pumpkin that I...okay,I kind of do want to sleep with him.
Can I even be blamed when I accidentally bond not only them, but a phantom and a goblin as well? I think not. I'm literally just a girl.
Triple T's (Triggers, Tropes, and Titllations)
TRIGGERS: Meddling lesbian psychics, alcohol consumption, accidental potion consumption with intoxicating result, magic, unwitting portaling, and mention of unwilling transfiguration. Accidental fall and head injury, a really weird moment with a pie, cringe-worthy puns, paperwork snafus by extra-dimensional entities, fourth wall breaks, intentional silliness.
TROPES: FMMMM, Cis/Het romance ft. a curvy human FMC and a menagerie of MMCs including a pumpkin man, a phantom, Frankenstein’s monster, and a goblin. Portal fantasy, Halloweentown needs mates, mate marking and bond magic, accidental matings, grumpy/sunshines, size difference (in reverse), virgin MMCs.
TITILLATIONS: explicit sex, oral sex, vaginal sex, anal play, multiple partners, really unique anatomy, incorporeal partner, bathtub sex, orgies, flavored fluids
So...What Are You Into?
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Maxx: Tape to Tape
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Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy
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Katie: Night Mind on YouTube
Maxx: Tape to Tape
Kelsey On Instagram
Our Linktree
Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy
Creators and Guests
Host
Katie Mizell
Host of Cheap Smut. Co-founder of Smutco Industries. Hot and decent.
Producer
Maxx Joy
Producer/husband/co-host of Cheap Smut. Co-founder of Smutco Industries. Heart of a punk, soul of a dancer.
What is Cheap Smut?
Katie and her husband Maxx Joy are Smutco Industries. Together, they create Cheap Smut, a podcast for people who would never let anyone see their Kindle library. Each week, Katie explains the plot of a cheap, smutty book ($4.99 or less) to Maxx, who has little to no idea what the book is about.