Speaker 1: Walk about.
Speaker 2: To be less dick.
Speaker 1: Let's me I'm Kevin Smith. I appreciate your commitment to
Speaker 1: the intro.
Speaker 3: That's what being a dad's all about. So did you
Speaker 3: commit for life?
Speaker 1: The most you've been committed is to the intro totally.
Speaker 3: I would like to point out that my daughter, you know,
Speaker 3: years ago, we just passed the seven years mark where
Speaker 3: I had the heart attack almost died, which means I've
Speaker 3: been a vegan for seven years. At the behest of Harley,
Speaker 3: she was like, just try.
Speaker 1: No, I wasn't. I was like, you better fucking try it.
Speaker 1: Or I swear to god.
Speaker 3: She's very very bless me in that moment and more
Speaker 3: of her mother. Or she was just like, don't question,
Speaker 3: just do you had no option, but I was gonna
Speaker 3: do it for a minute, Like I was like, I'll
Speaker 3: try it for you for a couple of months. But
Speaker 3: you know, I've been vegan ever since, and I never like,
Speaker 3: I'm not like this, like fucking nobody's around.
Speaker 2: I have dreams.
Speaker 3: Where like I wind up eating a non vegan thing
Speaker 3: and I feel like I cheated on you in some
Speaker 3: fucking weird way.
Speaker 1: It would be it would really it would sting. I
Speaker 1: would be so so disappointed.
Speaker 3: All right, well, fucking your very first world in one percent,
Speaker 3: if that's what's going to break it down.
Speaker 1: My response seemed a little to fuckingfensive.
Speaker 3: Well, I came out you're decent your dad to me,
Speaker 3: I came from a world where you know you gotta
Speaker 3: leave room for ship. You know other people's Well, there's.
Speaker 1: No room when it comes to your health. You are.
Speaker 2: But anyway, that wasn't the point of all this.
Speaker 1: Point was why are you trying to give me mad
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Point was you many years ago saved.
Speaker 2: My life.
Speaker 1: When you put it that way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I was trying to get to. Thank you, though,
Speaker 3: wouldn't let me get there. No, you did save my life.
Speaker 3: But tonight you once again helped me fight an addiction.
Speaker 3: Oh what, because that's what you essentially did by it,
Speaker 3: like breaking the chain of all the animal fats and
Speaker 3: stuff that I was eating that nearly put me in
Speaker 3: the grave.
Speaker 2: And ship Like.
Speaker 3: Tonight you were like, hey, stop buying Bullwinkle ship on eBay.
Speaker 3: You are seriously affected, and really, I think at the
Speaker 3: root of it, you're just like, there goes my fucking inheritance.
Speaker 1: That is not the root of it.
Speaker 3: You just spent twenty dollars on a Bonwinkel ruler. That
Speaker 3: was my twenty to lose.
Speaker 1: That is not the root of it. I simply have
Speaker 1: just observed over the past few months, maybe one month,
Speaker 1: you obtain four new shelves for the purpose of displaying
Speaker 1: your Bullwinkle memorabilia, and they are full, and they are
Speaker 1: tall shelves.
Speaker 3: Well, we have very tall sealing. That's as Uncle Malcolm
Speaker 3: pointed out, he goes as midlife crises go.
Speaker 2: It's kind of adorable.
Speaker 1: I know, honestly, it could be so much worse. It
Speaker 1: could be so much towards I could be.
Speaker 2: Like, Harley, look at my new fucking tesla.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. They don't like that, know they sound
Speaker 1: like a spaceship.
Speaker 3: I'm like, check out my doesn't. And you're like, that's
Speaker 3: not a tesla. Somebody's tesla side of a piece of ship.
Speaker 2: Fucking No. Guys older to me like.
Speaker 3: As motherfucker would buy the magic beans.
Speaker 2: I know it. I have been spending a lot of time.
Speaker 3: It is an addiction because every time I open my
Speaker 3: laptop now, I go to eBay and I go to
Speaker 3: Facebook Marketplace, and I'm looking for it Goddamn, I don't
Speaker 3: like this, Mike right in my fucking face.
Speaker 1: Hello, I just can't that we do this every episode.
Speaker 3: I know I can't. I'm gonna say it again. Will
Speaker 3: because he listens, he has to. Yeah, he's got no choice.
Speaker 3: He's like, believe me, I don't listen because I want
Speaker 3: it well. And we have those Janet Jackson head pieces
Speaker 3: man like control.
Speaker 1: That would be awesome, you.
Speaker 3: Know what I'm saying. So we just put it on
Speaker 3: and like control get back and this ship where it's like,
Speaker 3: I feel like a fucking circus seal.
Speaker 1: No, a crab crowd crab crab walk there you go,
Speaker 1: those of.
Speaker 3: You watching crabs club dout hum boy, you could see
Speaker 3: me crab walk. It is. It's really hard to It's
Speaker 3: a hard addiction too, because it can't be fed all
Speaker 3: the time. Like there's only so much bowl ankle ship
Speaker 3: that was ever made. That's your when I when I
Speaker 3: find new things high highs like that Ruler High. That's
Speaker 3: the eighteen.
Speaker 1: You're thrill in adrenaline that comes from vintage and throoft shopping.
Speaker 3: It's it's like from heroin the way I understand it.
Speaker 1: Whichever one you want to choose, you.
Speaker 3: Thrift shop, you go fucking hunting for t shirts and
Speaker 3: overpaying ships.
Speaker 1: It's my it's my most favorite thing to do. It
Speaker 1: just feels like you're finding treasure. It's just about a exhilarating.
Speaker 3: On Facebook marketplace. You know, generally you meet the people
Speaker 3: in person and stuff one person. Though, it was like
Speaker 3: I can ship it to it's fucking like cerealble juice
Speaker 3: glass mug affair, Like I don't know what the material is.
Speaker 3: It's not it's not like it's not I guess maybe glass,
Speaker 3: Like I guess it was like the same material as
Speaker 3: like the bottle, that bottle of iced tea. But you
Speaker 3: know the way they used to make ship before they
Speaker 3: made it a plastic because this ship was made in
Speaker 3: like the late fifties, early sixties, fucking gorgeous, no chipping
Speaker 3: on the on the logos or anything like that, which
Speaker 3: were painted on and and it's just like it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: I'll never use it ever.
Speaker 3: Why would? I got bulls, then I got cups and
Speaker 3: they got glasses.
Speaker 1: It's completely useless.
Speaker 3: It has fulfilled its purpose in another life, but now
Speaker 3: it's in antiquity. I'm like young Indiana Jones. I'm like
Speaker 3: this belongs in a museum and now it's in my museum.
Speaker 3: But I'm collecting I got it if I was instill
Speaker 3: in therapy and shit, I can suss this out, but
Speaker 3: I'm collecting things I didn't collect when I was a kid.
Speaker 3: I didn't have any of this shit. Bonwinchael didn't enter
Speaker 3: my life until I was like thirteen, fourteen or something
Speaker 3: like that. Fourteen. I think that's when I start going
Speaker 3: like this is fucking dope. So it's not like like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I had all this when I was
Speaker 3: a little kid, but I like collecting it all. And
Speaker 3: I think I talked about like finding out that it
Speaker 3: wasn't even jay Ward. Yeah I don't. I don't know
Speaker 3: what it is, but I think it's feeding like an
Speaker 3: insanely rare addiction because I can't like I can have
Speaker 3: it stated in this upcoming and doing that big auction.
Speaker 3: I was talking, Oh, that would be like.
Speaker 1: Rolling around that's gonna be.
Speaker 3: A warehouseful heroine for a year straight as a junkie, Like.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's gonna be insanity.
Speaker 3: But this is my first world problem. We haven't announced
Speaker 3: anything yet, so like mom's still the word, but we
Speaker 3: will be shooting a movie.
Speaker 1: For the during the auction. Can you bet on it
Speaker 1: on the internet?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I could do it remotely, but I will
Speaker 3: probably probably be on set. They were they were gonna
Speaker 3: make so much money off of me if I was
Speaker 3: in the room, right, Like, I'll be at work and
Speaker 3: in that moment. That's the other thing too, I think
Speaker 3: I'm between things. So what I'm I'm like, I don't
Speaker 3: know how to explain it. I'm in a fan zone moment,
Speaker 3: but now I'll be switching over to a different fan maintenance.
Speaker 3: Like this is me maintaining my fandom with all this
Speaker 3: bulling cool shit, and I legit, Like love the cartoon.
Speaker 3: It's so fucking amazing, Like I still deep dive on it,
Speaker 3: especially when like fucking get that right when the news
Speaker 3: is bleak, which it has been lately, because it's just
Speaker 3: pure joy. But like the hunt for rare shit, I
Speaker 3: think maybe maybe I picked this lane aside from it
Speaker 3: having like, well, I just like this shit, but maybe
Speaker 3: it's because it's so like rare, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: Like I can't access.
Speaker 2: Readily. They don't even make new shit barely and whatnot.
Speaker 1: It makes sense.
Speaker 2: I don't know, trying to figure it out, man.
Speaker 3: But it is something of a like obsession where as
Speaker 3: soon as I like get down to my office, I
Speaker 3: open my laptop before I do anything else, I see
Speaker 3: if there's anything newly listed.
Speaker 2: Tonight.
Speaker 3: I saw some two newly listed pieces, which I was like,
Speaker 3: the fuck, and.
Speaker 1: Then he was trying to quickly buy them, and I
Speaker 1: was like, Dad, no please.
Speaker 3: I was like, fuck, you make your own money. It's
Speaker 3: no longer your inheritance.
Speaker 2: It's my Here's the sad truth.
Speaker 3: When I dropped this, Bowwinkle collection can be sold for
Speaker 3: so much more than I bought it for because it's mine,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: So you said, be like, this was my father's treasure.
Speaker 3: Think about bull Winkle collection. And then you play clips
Speaker 3: of this these shows where people he fucking loved that,
Speaker 3: He curiated the fuck out of that. Then you sell
Speaker 3: it for like four or five times when I got it,
Speaker 3: then we all win.
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to see your.
Speaker 3: Death fuck yeah, oh god, you fucking come here and
Speaker 3: drop your own shit off. I think you're gonna take
Speaker 3: my ship back to your house and build a shrine.
Speaker 3: I don't think you're that kid. I think.
Speaker 1: I'll keep it as a Musicum, yeah, you're.
Speaker 3: Like, trust me, we both dropped dead. I know what
Speaker 3: it's gonna be like. It'd be like, seal it, burn it,
Speaker 3: sell it, give me the fucking proceeds. But what about
Speaker 3: the curated bo curated? What?
Speaker 1: Stop the fuck?
Speaker 3: I said, seal it, burn it.
Speaker 1: I'd be I'd be trying to keep everything.
Speaker 3: Would you? You might get help from me.
Speaker 1: I don't even want to fucking talk about this.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna discussions we gotta have.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna cry.
Speaker 3: I'm about to be fifty five this year. You're young,
Speaker 3: I know, but just in case, we never know. The
Speaker 3: day of the Lord cometh like a thief in the night,
Speaker 3: so one can never know. So we should have this discussion.
Speaker 1: Lord try. The Lord tried.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know you know who who is undefeated? Undefeated
Speaker 3: ultimately the Lord.
Speaker 1: The Lord tried, though, and he did not succeed. That's right,
Speaker 1: because I said no veganism.
Speaker 3: Yeah you were in there, you did, That's true. I
Speaker 3: tell people, when the Lord comes calling again, I won't
Speaker 3: point to doctor Leydonheim as the.
Speaker 1: Guy for the people that called the ambulance and a
Speaker 1: timely fashion.
Speaker 3: Jordan Emily, who were the ambulance for responders with the hospital.
Speaker 1: None of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, the Lord in your direction? You ready to
Speaker 3: go face to face with Jesus. Let me ask you this,
Speaker 3: how much do you know about God? You're not raised
Speaker 3: in any faith and ship, but you do have that
Speaker 3: Catholic boyfriend who may have funny ideas. So do you
Speaker 3: know what the blessed Trinity is?
Speaker 1: The Father's Son and Holy Spirit?
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, there are three persons in one God. That
Speaker 3: is the mystery of faith. You okay with that? Bumping
Speaker 3: in any of this yet I'm following, all right, But
Speaker 3: I mean, are you bumping into any of going? What
Speaker 3: do you mean three persons in one God? I thought
Speaker 3: this was monotheism. This sounds like a back door into
Speaker 3: fucking having many gods under one name.
Speaker 2: Which you might be right.
Speaker 3: There were many gods and many other religions Greeks, Romans
Speaker 3: and shit by the time the Christians started coalescing around
Speaker 3: fucking Jesus. Uh, you know, they started, they started alterning things,
Speaker 3: they started, you.
Speaker 2: Know, so there they.
Speaker 3: They took what was the more common notion, like there's
Speaker 3: a god for this and a god for this is
Speaker 3: a God of speed, the God of son, the God
Speaker 3: of fucking whatever, and we're just gonna put it under
Speaker 3: one umbrella. But he's got three faces. So there's you know,
Speaker 3: as you previously mentioned, God, the Father, God, the Son, God,
Speaker 3: the Holy Spirit.
Speaker 1: Oh, they're all God, three.
Speaker 3: Three persons in one God. I asked you if you
Speaker 3: bumped into any of this, and you're like.
Speaker 1: No, because I'm like, I get it over.
Speaker 3: No, you're the fucking sleep of the dude who's like,
Speaker 3: this is what I seriously believe this is.
Speaker 1: That's not what he believes.
Speaker 3: Is he Catholic because he believes that.
Speaker 1: I you know, I'm not into his religion right.
Speaker 3: Now, but that's real private, I understand, but that's root Like,
Speaker 3: if you're Catholic, that's that's your bedrock.
Speaker 1: I don't think he is.
Speaker 2: As Catholic as it that.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know if he would put that label
Speaker 1: on himself. Per se, he's more spiritual.
Speaker 3: He praised them once again.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go into my man's business.
Speaker 3: All right. That a thing with your generation.
Speaker 1: I don't think he would want me to talk about
Speaker 1: it fair.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 1: Were you saying there.
Speaker 3: Were things got awkwards?
Speaker 1: Were you saying that three what three three guys and what.
Speaker 3: My man, don't stand on religious business. Now shut up?
Speaker 3: Now what were you saying? It's three persons one God?
Speaker 3: Is that? Is that the pieces here? Yes, three persons
Speaker 3: in one God, God the Father in or and in
Speaker 3: one God. Three persons in one game. It's like it's
Speaker 3: a floor cleaner and a deserved topic.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So God the Father.
Speaker 3: Boy, you're fucking catching him. Like ten seconds later, I'm
Speaker 3: on fire here.
Speaker 1: You're still making about like the balls you bring up,
Speaker 1: my man, the conversation going on in my head. He
Speaker 1: even bring that up.
Speaker 3: Yes, God the Father got the Son, God, the Holy Spirit.
Speaker 3: So you're okay with that?
Speaker 1: All right? Yeah, all right, moving up?
Speaker 4: I mean I understand No, well, I'm glad you understand
Speaker 4: it now because before you were like, yeah, I get it,
Speaker 4: Like wait, clearly, yes, that's the bedrock of most of
Speaker 4: all Catholic faith.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure about all Christian faith. Definitely Catholic faith.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Shall I do the Creed for you, the the not
Speaker 3: the apostles creed, but the you know, maybe it's the
Speaker 3: nice scene Creed. It was eventually called this is the
Speaker 3: you know, a list of ship that fucking Catholics believe
Speaker 3: it's literally our credo our I was raised Catholic, and
Speaker 3: you can take the boy out of you, take the
Speaker 3: boy out of Catholicism, but you will never take the
Speaker 3: Catholicism out of the boy. They brand a motherfucker early,
Speaker 3: they get in deep my genetics for better or for worse.
Speaker 3: But you know one can do our you like it
Speaker 3: made me a moral person, although I could argue back
Speaker 3: the comic books did that more than those stories. But anyway,
Speaker 3: taking you back to my Catholic school days, when I
Speaker 3: was an author boy on stage in front of everybody
Speaker 3: in my town, wearing a funny outfit.
Speaker 1: What other day.
Speaker 3: Man fucking chuck? Chuck, Chuck David.
Speaker 1: Is his name Chuck? It's like, who the fuck's chuck?
Speaker 3: So? Uh, how did it go? We believe in one God,
Speaker 3: the Father, Almighty, Creator of ever and Earth, of all
Speaker 3: that has seen and unseen?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: With that?
Speaker 2: Shall we break it down line by line?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Break it down for me.
Speaker 3: We believe in one God, the Father, Almighty, Creator of
Speaker 3: heaven and Earth, of all that is seen and unseen.
Speaker 3: Like these are words I recited my whole young life
Speaker 3: and really never thought about until I became an adult.
Speaker 1: This one guy created everything. I mean that you can
Speaker 1: see and you can't see all.
Speaker 3: Of existence and beyond, which again is pretty standard for
Speaker 3: like any religions, like you gotta believe this motherfucker did
Speaker 3: at all.
Speaker 2: Volle se.
Speaker 3: We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ, the only son
Speaker 3: of God. He was born of a virgin, crucified under Punchius, Pilot, suffered, died,
Speaker 3: and was buried. On the third day, he rose again
Speaker 3: in fulfillment of the scriptures. He ascended into heaven and
Speaker 3: is seated at the right hand of the Father. He
Speaker 3: will come again in glory to judge the living and
Speaker 3: the dead, and his kingdom will have no end. Bro.
Speaker 3: They taught me that when I was four, and we said,
Speaker 3: and just to fucking spooky out a little bit.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've ever been in a Catholic.
Speaker 3: Church when they do the creed, but imagine a bunch
Speaker 3: of people. It's not like we believe in one guy.
Speaker 3: You know, there's no celebration. Catholic's more in their faith.
Speaker 3: So it sounds like this, we believe in one God, Father,
Speaker 3: Almighty Mayor of em and earth fall, those seeing and unseen.
Speaker 1: It's just did you say they more in their faith?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that line I wrote in Dogma.
Speaker 1: I was just about to say, what a good profound Yeah, how.
Speaker 3: Profound old Kevin Smith in this moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really thought that was profound. It was it is.
Speaker 2: Wrote it before you were born.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Serendipity says it in the Dogma, which is coming soon kids.
Speaker 3: More on that later. I saw artwork for new Dogma posters. Wow,
Speaker 3: which is a bit of.
Speaker 2: A mind fuck.
Speaker 3: Like Jordan was, Like, I got emotional because she'd been
Speaker 3: working hard on getting this movie fucking back and out
Speaker 3: and stuff like that. But for me, the guy who
Speaker 3: lived for the first campaign, Like, I don't think Jordan
Speaker 3: was born when dog came out.
Speaker 2: No, she saw the movie, so.
Speaker 1: She must have been born. She was born.
Speaker 3: She's like thirty five or something like that.
Speaker 1: She was born, she was I have to be so honest.
Speaker 2: What you ain't seen it?
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it.
Speaker 3: Fantastic movie, honestly.
Speaker 1: It's like hard to access.
Speaker 2: One of the best.
Speaker 3: Not anymore this year, Dogma.
Speaker 1: This year I'll see a show.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 3: I saw a bunch of poster concepts, which was mind
Speaker 3: bending because I've been through this process once before. Twenty
Speaker 3: six years ago, and it was like, this is what
Speaker 3: the posters could look like back then. Though it was
Speaker 3: more like this is what the poster is going to
Speaker 3: look like. And I was like that's fine. I had
Speaker 3: no beef because they looked really fucking cool and shit.
Speaker 3: But like seeing you know, a current marketers take on
Speaker 3: the movie was fascinating. Naturally, there's an angle of like
Speaker 3: it's back, but with all those famous people, it's just
Speaker 3: like got to get them on the poster. One of
Speaker 3: the images was like a last supper affair, like, which
Speaker 3: looks like the last supper of the poster would be
Speaker 3: turned on its side. Yeah, and there there are two
Speaker 3: others that I absolutely love.
Speaker 1: You really got me with that quote.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you go watch talk about That's why thank
Speaker 3: you my kid. Uh, that's that's why people like of
Speaker 3: a certain age still pay attention to me now because
Speaker 3: they're like, he said smart things.
Speaker 2: When he was young.
Speaker 3: He got progressively dumber, but like then he said wise
Speaker 3: things and whatnot.
Speaker 1: Kind of stupid now, but.
Speaker 3: Spends a lot of time with that kid of.
Speaker 1: His, spends a lot of money on bowling.
Speaker 3: Last I heard sucker this motherfucker out of his money,
Speaker 3: just a by putting a bow angle anything online.
Speaker 2: I'm serious. If you got bowing.
Speaker 1: This man's good part, you're gonna you're.
Speaker 3: Gonna watch a fierce biding war. Put it up at
Speaker 3: any price. I mean what you know what I enjoy
Speaker 3: is like you could make an offer. So the eBay
Speaker 3: in the beginning was just all about.
Speaker 2: Bidding wars and ship.
Speaker 3: Now people put ship up there and there's like a
Speaker 3: make an offer button, so they have an asking price
Speaker 3: and then you could like offer. Oh my god, I
Speaker 3: never paid a listed price.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 3: I I came from the world of retail, so I
Speaker 3: would never pay even the listed price. And mind you,
Speaker 3: some of these items are dream items where it's just
Speaker 3: like there's only one of this left in existence. But
Speaker 3: still as well try to get a few bucks off,
Speaker 3: which is really embarrassing once they figure out who because
Speaker 3: then they're like, you haggled for three dollars because again,
Speaker 3: but I had to come all the way to see
Speaker 3: me valance this up time? Like, bro, how poorly are
Speaker 3: them Jay and Samma Bob Movies doing?
Speaker 2: I'm like, not great, but thank you for this.
Speaker 3: You ask why would you like to invest in one?
Speaker 1: If someone says no, to your price. Will you buy
Speaker 1: it for the full price? Like if if you're defeated
Speaker 1: it's funny, well you give it.
Speaker 2: I did that once.
Speaker 3: And the seller never sent the piece, to the point
Speaker 3: where I had to get an adult involved, Carol to
Speaker 3: reach out Toby because eBay was like work it out
Speaker 3: in the cellar, like the seller's not responding, and I
Speaker 3: paid like eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: This Oh my god, it was.
Speaker 3: Like six fifty but with like shipping, well was it?
Speaker 3: It was a Rocky and Bullwinkle piece. Oh god, that yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean I need I say it's them on a
Speaker 3: serious cell that came from the jay from the Deadly
Speaker 3: Dude Rite and Pourium back in the day. But this
Speaker 3: dude never got back to me. But like I would
Speaker 3: make offers and they would just be declined. So I
Speaker 3: realized he mus sad at auto set. But then after
Speaker 3: I fucking broke down and bought the thing, like it
Speaker 3: for a month never came. I kept hitting the person up,
Speaker 3: being like hey man, like we're no response. So I
Speaker 3: finally got Carol above She's like, oh, I'm on it,
Speaker 3: and you know, she was like what kind of jerk
Speaker 3: is this?
Speaker 2: And I was like could be that he fucking died,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm.
Speaker 3: Saying, Like between the time I bought it and the
Speaker 3: time it fucking you know, he just died. Possibility or
Speaker 3: I got scammed either way, So PayPal was very helpful though,
Speaker 3: like you know, if you don't get it and fucking
Speaker 3: the next week, we'll reimburse you. So it was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I've not had any bad experiences.
Speaker 1: Man, did it ever come?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 1: I never came.
Speaker 3: No, And I periodically click on that listing it's still live.
Speaker 1: I wonder, I wonder what that is.
Speaker 2: I have no idea that I don't care.
Speaker 3: I was just happy to get my money back because
Speaker 3: that was the only one where I was like, man,
Speaker 3: I got scammed and ship.
Speaker 1: Well out of all the things though, and you've ordered
Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, one scam that ain't too bad, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking needle And as I'm fucking playing the odds
Speaker 3: and I'm doing good. I've gotten more joy than sadness
Speaker 3: from my only one sad eBay thing. But that's been corrected,
Speaker 3: so I'm sad no more.
Speaker 1: I'm happy for you.
Speaker 3: I carry it still like herpes, but but I don't
Speaker 3: dwell on it every day. Every day the pain gets
Speaker 3: a little less, just a little bit. I got fucked over.
Speaker 1: Day by day, it'll get better.
Speaker 3: Wait, why was I talking about dog in the first place?
Speaker 1: Oh, because you said that dope blind.
Speaker 3: Back to Catholics, all right, so let's keep talking about
Speaker 3: we believe in one. I said that, we believe in
Speaker 3: you are one and Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church. M hm.
Speaker 3: We acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins. You've
Speaker 3: been baptized, You're good. So we looked, we look for
Speaker 3: the to the resurrection of the dead and the life
Speaker 3: of the world to come.
Speaker 2: Amen.
Speaker 1: Wait, question fire away, bitch.
Speaker 3: I am here father day, I am through me tonight
Speaker 3: A ask me a question.
Speaker 1: Father Dave is with us tonight, everybody.
Speaker 3: Channeling Father Dave.
Speaker 1: You said, what was the part about baptism to forgive.
Speaker 3: We believe in one, Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church. We
Speaker 3: acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that for the forgiveness of sins. But babies
Speaker 1: are baptized.
Speaker 3: Ah, what the baby? God? Because I was raised in
Speaker 3: this ship. Man, this is like you ask ask me
Speaker 3: like about fucking marvel ship and I'm like, oh my God,
Speaker 3: I can fucking Bible splain all day long.
Speaker 1: So what the baby to do?
Speaker 3: Man was created in God's image. First, God created the
Speaker 3: heaven in the beginning, there was nothing.
Speaker 1: I already regret it.
Speaker 3: Let I know, Let there be Like God makes the why,
Speaker 3: it makes the universe and takes six days to do so,
Speaker 3: and then rests on the seventh day, which is why
Speaker 3: nobody works on Sundays and stuff. So, uh, he makes
Speaker 3: the angels, and then lastly he makes human beings people.
Speaker 2: In his image.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Then he puts into the garden of Eden with all
Speaker 3: the animals and they're living the way like that TikTok
Speaker 3: video was like this is how life should be with
Speaker 3: the pelican hanging out with the on the back of
Speaker 3: the boat and ship, and You're like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: exactly like that how it was meant to be. And uh,
Speaker 3: you know then because a fucking eve who got into
Speaker 3: a conversation with a fucking snake, and that snake of
Speaker 3: course Satan m hm hiding in snake for him, and
Speaker 3: God put them in the garden of Eden and said
Speaker 3: you can do anything you want, just don't eat of
Speaker 3: the Tree of Knowledge, which in and of itself is
Speaker 3: kind of like stay ignorant. You can enjoy all of
Speaker 3: this as long as you're done. There's a matrix, you know,
Speaker 3: metaphor in there somewhere. Sure if you talk to wa
Speaker 3: Showski's they would be like, we definitely and we made
Speaker 3: the matrics and we can spell it. Yeah. So Eve
Speaker 3: takes the apple, takes a bite, convinces Adam to take
Speaker 3: a bite like Adam o. Adam was created first, and
Speaker 3: then Eve is created from Adam. A rib is taken
Speaker 3: from Adam, and then a woman is built from that.
Speaker 3: It's all according to the Bible. It's all ship that
Speaker 3: your man believes.
Speaker 2: I was raised and that's not.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 2: Adam and Eve la la la. Then you know, don't
Speaker 2: eat that.
Speaker 3: Tree, and they're like all right. And then the snake's like,
Speaker 3: come eat the tree and she's like all right. And
Speaker 3: then the apple she after evade it. First she convinced.
Speaker 1: Adam to eat because snake made it.
Speaker 3: And that's why women men eight women. It goes right
Speaker 3: back to the Bible, and all these stories are wondering
Speaker 3: my whole life. We that's there's your there's your fucking
Speaker 3: patriarchy right there, motherfuckers who were like, it's and a
Speaker 3: woman came from my rib. There are people that believe
Speaker 3: that story that's a parable. Catholic Church will be the
Speaker 3: first to acknowledge, like, that's not a real story. That's
Speaker 3: a parable, like just the way Jesus told stories about
Speaker 3: like you know, there was a fisherman. It's meant to
Speaker 3: be a story. It's not literal. But then there are
Speaker 3: people who are like, no, we all came from Adam
Speaker 3: and e OK, you gotta have hot.
Speaker 1: So I'm sure this episode offends many people. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I mean, look, even as somebody who believed back in
Speaker 3: the day some of.
Speaker 1: The ship was like, come on, but that's pretty fucking.
Speaker 3: So because I got to finish the original same thing.
Speaker 3: Because they ate of the Forbidden Tree, the Tree of Knowledge,
Speaker 3: God is like, you sons up bitches, I gave you everything.
Speaker 2: He goes total parental meltdown.
Speaker 1: Is he talking about specifically Autam and Eve or humans
Speaker 1: in general?
Speaker 3: There are only two at this point, and so because
Speaker 3: they did the one fucking thing, He's like, I, I,
Speaker 3: you had one job. He cast them out of the paradise,
Speaker 3: and how this all outed I forgot. This is a
Speaker 3: fun part of the story. When she ate of the
Speaker 3: Tree of Knowledge, what happened was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'm naked. And then when adamated, he was like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, I'm naked too. We gotta put on clothes,
Speaker 3: we gotta hide our nakedness. And that's when the Lord
Speaker 3: was like, a right, why are you guys hiding? And
Speaker 3: they're like, we're naked and a shame and they're like naked.
Speaker 3: Who told you that we hated the Tree of Knowledge?
Speaker 3: And it was like, I told you that's why. The
Speaker 3: snake is like, you know, the most loathsome of all
Speaker 3: the creatures. We the humanity fell because of the snake.
Speaker 3: And there was a promised maid or some fucking prediction
Speaker 3: or whatever where it's just like, you know, the fucking
Speaker 3: mother of the world will crush the snake's head. There's
Speaker 3: a big statue of Mary. She's standing on a snake's
Speaker 3: head like my growing up, my whole life, our lady Perpetuel.
Speaker 3: There she is standing on a fucking snake because that's
Speaker 3: her job.
Speaker 1: Right, Come on, though, let's not blame snakes.
Speaker 3: It just goes to show you, man that, like, if
Speaker 3: you ain't fluffy. Come on, you're fucked. You're fluffy or
Speaker 3: you're fucked in this world.
Speaker 1: Choices yours.
Speaker 3: So because we that that was the sin, that was
Speaker 3: the original sin, God casts Adam and Eve out of
Speaker 3: Paradise the garden and even get out to.
Speaker 2: Presumably hear earth.
Speaker 3: Our version of fucking Earth because there's a multi verse
Speaker 3: in the Bible.
Speaker 1: Oh fun.
Speaker 3: So then they, you know, start having kids. Cana and
Speaker 3: Abel are their children, do you know? Cana and Abel
Speaker 3: are a story for another time.
Speaker 2: First murder.
Speaker 3: Caine kills Abel or vice versa, and then comes home
Speaker 3: and lies to Adam and Eva.
Speaker 2: Bad like where's your brother? He's like I don't know, and.
Speaker 3: Then out he's like I killed my brother. Like psychotic bullshit.
Speaker 3: That's that is. That's a story that could be ripped
Speaker 3: from today's headlines.
Speaker 1: Geez.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And there it is right in the fucking old
Speaker 3: Testament of the Bible. So because of that original sin,
Speaker 3: m every baby that is born is born with the
Speaker 3: film the filth if you will, of sin, the tang
Speaker 3: of sin because of Adam and E and to cleanse
Speaker 3: the child of that. For example, if that baby dies
Speaker 3: pre baptism, that baby's not going to Heaven Jesus. Them's
Speaker 3: the rules. You want to be part of the club,
Speaker 3: you gotta follow the rules. The baptism, it's brutal, removes
Speaker 3: the original sin and makes the baby eligible the Kingdom
Speaker 3: of blessed water, holy water, magic water. Once the baby
Speaker 3: is baptized, which you were, you're doesn't guarantee entry in heaven,
Speaker 3: but it means you're eligible.
Speaker 1: I think I've passed that point.
Speaker 2: Yes, Now for the rest of your life.
Speaker 3: You know, there's certain things that like we didn't you
Speaker 3: didn't get I don't think you got any sacraments after that.
Speaker 2: Nothing.
Speaker 3: You didn't do confession, you didn't do communion and do confirmation,
Speaker 3: and the rest are like marriage, you haven't done that yet.
Speaker 3: But then there's like holy orders, if you become a priest,
Speaker 3: and then last rites.
Speaker 2: That's the no thing, that's the last thing.
Speaker 3: Every any Catholic wants to hear his last rights. You've
Speaker 3: been around for that experience with that. It's a sacrament.
Speaker 3: And if you're a hardcore Catholic, like there's only one time, well,
Speaker 3: I mean there are cases where people got their last rights,
Speaker 3: but then they wound up living and shit like that.
Speaker 3: I wonder if you're allowed to get like a second
Speaker 3: dose later on if you're die. Like the night I
Speaker 3: almost died from the heart attack, I could have gotten
Speaker 3: last right.
Speaker 1: What I thought you were going to say you.
Speaker 3: Did, But well I could have. But if I did
Speaker 3: years from now, got willing, when I'm eventually dying again,
Speaker 3: do I help? Can I get it again like you had?
Speaker 3: You had your last right? In fifty years?
Speaker 2: Yeah? God willing?
Speaker 3: That would mean how old is that? You'll be one
Speaker 3: hundred and five?
Speaker 2: I'd be ninety seven, But you know, I'll take it
Speaker 2: to that point.
Speaker 1: At what were you? I thought you were fifty five.
Speaker 2: I guess you're right. I was thinking from the heart
Speaker 2: attack for some re.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fifty five plus fifty then I'll definitely be.
Speaker 3: Dad.
Speaker 2: So glad, Like, what's the difference?
Speaker 1: That's the difference. How do you put them in a chair?
Speaker 3: Face him against the wall. I'll be back on Thursday.
Speaker 2: In front of a fucking laptop.
Speaker 3: Just scroll through bowl Winkle Ship for just.
Speaker 1: Please play Clerks, just please.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that would do it for me.
Speaker 1: Please play what's the show that you're obsessed with right now?
Speaker 3: The food, the food that built American? His name is
Speaker 3: Milton Hershey, but he will create a chocolate empire that
Speaker 3: likes the world has never seen.
Speaker 1: Just put on the cookie episode, please.
Speaker 3: With episode that really captured my This motherfucker was so
Speaker 3: good at chocolate. It built the whole city Hershey, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3: It wasn't like he's like, let's go there and name
Speaker 3: our chocolate after the town they be built. He got
Speaker 3: so fucking rich off of chocolate, thanks largely to the
Speaker 3: World War, because he could put it into ration kits
Speaker 3: and every soldier at war for a respite. I was like,
Speaker 3: ah mmmm, it's good. So when they went home from war,
Speaker 3: like that little piece of joy in the battlefield where
Speaker 3: like fucking bullets and bombs are going off around you,
Speaker 3: but like you like you remember being in a foxho
Speaker 3: and be like shared like this Hershey bar of this
Speaker 3: fucking dude, and like we almost got killed but we lived.
Speaker 3: It was a minute. I tasted it like crazy. You
Speaker 3: come home, you sugar chocolate joy. It's like, you know,
Speaker 3: especially like they talked about how after during Prohibition, when
Speaker 3: he couldn't get to liquor, that's when candy was on
Speaker 3: the rise. Because since you couldn't get legally drunk, people
Speaker 3: were like, I need something that makes me feel good.
Speaker 3: Sugar makes people feel good.
Speaker 1: I feel that amazing.
Speaker 3: So yeah, man, like, uh, the the the original sin
Speaker 3: has to get baptized off.
Speaker 1: So everybody just has to pay for this thing that
Speaker 1: someone else did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's exactly will put scinctly put. But I mean,
Speaker 3: you don't even have to make it like someone else,
Speaker 3: Like you can be direct Adam and eve Na name
Speaker 3: it and claim it the names all the bro I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna lay it out there for you, the way
Speaker 3: that somebody who believes every word of the Bible believes it,
Speaker 3: they ruined it for all of us.
Speaker 2: We would be what.
Speaker 3: We would be in Eden, the garden of fucking Eden.
Speaker 3: You of all people, love animals. Imagine in a world
Speaker 3: where you can hug a bear or a moose is
Speaker 3: your fucking friend.
Speaker 1: But this is a fairy tale, is it not? What?
Speaker 3: What? Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the blasphemy of
Speaker 3: my to summon fairy tale to others, straight up faith.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to anyone.
Speaker 3: To a large voting Poe country, straight up faith.
Speaker 1: My dad got to choose what we talk about this weekend.
Speaker 1: He chose Catholicism, so.
Speaker 3: Disney it just came up anyway, that's what Catholics believe.
Speaker 1: That's the purse snakes. That's that's my that's my biggest takeaway,
Speaker 1: poor snakes.
Speaker 3: After all that, your biggest takeaways like fucking snakes got
Speaker 3: the wrong to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to have other takeaways to.
Speaker 3: Say about you. What do you hold if it could?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we eat animals whole.
Speaker 2: What's this? We ship me and you me neither, So.
Speaker 1: My conscience, they're fucking humans.
Speaker 3: When people like you voted for this, I didn't vote
Speaker 3: for any of this, is say, my fucking doing.
Speaker 2: I tried to go the other way.
Speaker 1: I just feel like, you know, we're all here, we're
Speaker 1: all meant to co exist. We're not meant to We're
Speaker 1: on this do you want? Yeah, we're all in this
Speaker 1: together at the end of the day.
Speaker 3: So people fail to realize.
Speaker 1: Animals weren't put on this earth for us. They were
Speaker 1: put on.
Speaker 2: They're meant to be together.
Speaker 1: She shut the fuck up?
Speaker 3: The uh? I have Today's Thursday when the show launches
Speaker 3: what Happened this week the Oscars? I didn't watch that,
Speaker 3: so I have nothing to say. Really, but I mean yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know anything. I mean I've heard some ship,
Speaker 3: but and this is not any sort of likes but
Speaker 3: like I know, I work in that business kind of,
Speaker 3: but like.
Speaker 2: It's just so like you know.
Speaker 3: It's it's this is anathema to me as all the
Speaker 3: other ship that kind of comes along with this business,
Speaker 3: that the glitz and the glamour and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: That stuff was pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty cool. I'm super happy for Mikey
Speaker 1: your friend were happy for I'm happy for everybody.
Speaker 3: But and yeah, that's right. You know somebody who want
Speaker 3: to fucking think the guy who won for Sean Baker.
Speaker 1: From New Jersey, let's go Jersey.
Speaker 3: I know, right, he just made it much harder to
Speaker 3: be a fucking New Jersey filmmaker. Did you know that ship?
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I didn't.
Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, I didn't know. I completely yo,
Speaker 3: goos it right. Fuck the uh it's tough to be
Speaker 3: creative sometimes you're telling me.
Speaker 2: Only in your head though. That's the thing.
Speaker 3: It's like, it's never tough to be creative, but we
Speaker 3: hold ourselves to like like, oh man, fucking what am
Speaker 3: I doing? Like where am I in my career? Ship
Speaker 3: when oscars coming around, or I used to. I just
Speaker 3: gave up on that ship because I'm like I realized,
Speaker 3: you know, quite some time ago that it's like I am.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying this is better, but I am clearly
Speaker 3: on my own path, like I ain't seen a person
Speaker 3: for years. There's no competition when you are lost in
Speaker 3: the wilderness path. Oh no, I'm not like gotta stay
Speaker 3: ahead of them. I am ahead by forty thousand country
Speaker 3: miles because the ain't nobody traveling down this path. And
Speaker 3: that's how you win. Like you know, I'm not. I
Speaker 3: ain't built for competitions. I'm just built for like you know,
Speaker 3: this is Muslvania. I claim this state to it.
Speaker 1: For someone's coming up the rear like a whole country's
Speaker 1: length away.
Speaker 3: Nobody coming up this rear. Nobody interested man, not father, Dave,
Speaker 3: nobody the.
Speaker 1: Can I make a few announcements?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Can I make one before you make yours.
Speaker 3: We'll finish up with all yours today being Thursday tomorrow,
Speaker 3: they're announcing a comic book project on Friday. Yes, so
Speaker 3: I can't say it here, although you know what by
Speaker 3: the time, No, yeah, but it's a cool thing.
Speaker 1: But if it's what I'm thinking I will, so I.
Speaker 2: Will enter the news cycle on Friday.
Speaker 3: Whoa not like fucking like you know, like look at you? Yeah,
Speaker 3: like you know how fucking every week Severance gets a
Speaker 3: lot of coverage and ship.
Speaker 2: Not like that.
Speaker 3: But it will definitely like be picked up a few
Speaker 3: places like oh.
Speaker 1: Well, he's in Mosylvania.
Speaker 3: In play stated foras in play anyway, that's my semi
Speaker 3: what what?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: What are yours?
Speaker 3: Let's hear him.
Speaker 1: I got two announcements. Two words.
Speaker 2: Pregnant.
Speaker 1: That's two words. That's two words. And yep, I'm telling
Speaker 1: you here here on beardless.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you announced it like that.
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Speaker 1: are now available, uh in small through three x L.
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Speaker 1: We we have them in black and white. Oh I see,
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Speaker 1: And it's everyone's got one.
Speaker 3: This is some time to get it.
Speaker 2: Man.
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Speaker 3: three four shirt run is very small. I'm that you
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Speaker 1: You know what, I really got to make an option?
Speaker 1: What press to sign them?
Speaker 3: So will we profit?
Speaker 1: I see, we'll keep the money?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What do you charge the shirts?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: I did have to raise the price by five dollars
Speaker 1: because the second run ship that was way more expensive.
Speaker 1: Is that why?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not going to lay that at the Okay,
Speaker 3: let's an adminustration. But like no, things just cost a
Speaker 3: lot of money these days, and it's never going to change.
Speaker 3: It just where about to enter a recession. It sounds
Speaker 3: like I are we, which is bad for like me
Speaker 3: and my business, and it's.
Speaker 1: Bad for a while for pretty much everybody.
Speaker 2: But entertainment industry.
Speaker 3: Like one of the first things people like, I ain't
Speaker 3: got enough money for eggs, fucking going to see you
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Speaker 2: Yes, there is a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's anyways, I had to raise the price by
Speaker 1: five dollars because it became more expensive to make them.
Speaker 1: I got a little discount the first time I made them.
Speaker 1: You didn't get a discount. The second time you get
Speaker 1: a discount because it was my first time.
Speaker 2: Oh and so they're like second time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the second time it was like two hundy more expensive,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Well, so the shirt goes up a little bit.
Speaker 1: But shirt it is now forty dollars plus shipping, all.
Speaker 3: Right, so if we tag it, then what do you charge?
Speaker 3: Let's hear this too? Signature? No, don't ask me, I'm
Speaker 3: asking you. Let's say what kind of business savvy you got?
Speaker 3: I would say, Gwyneth Paltrow, here's your goop moment.
Speaker 1: I would say, both of our signatures.
Speaker 2: Yeah on a forty dollars shirt?
Speaker 1: Seventy five? Is that too steep?
Speaker 3: What the fuck are you? Taylor Swift? What the fuck?
Speaker 3: Who the fuck do you?
Speaker 1: I would yours if it was mine, I'd be like
Speaker 1: forty five.
Speaker 3: You could get away with sixty all right, sixty? Is
Speaker 3: that include shipping shipping on top?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the shipping is a whole separate thing. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to figure it out.
Speaker 3: How much is shipping?
Speaker 1: You know what. I'm having a hard time with the
Speaker 1: ship I keep ending up paying for people shipping.
Speaker 3: Why.
Speaker 1: I don't know, because when they check out, it like
Speaker 1: tells them a certain price. But then when I actually go.
Speaker 3: To the price, I know, then you don't have to worry. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know. In which case, what what is your general
Speaker 3: shipping and handling five or more?
Speaker 1: I don't have shipping and handling at the moment.
Speaker 2: But when you ship the shirts?
Speaker 1: How much the last one I shipped out today? It
Speaker 1: was like ten fucking bucks, So you're to go.
Speaker 3: To a charge you're under charging for shipping and handling unfortunately.
Speaker 1: And the person paid like four dollars for shipping in
Speaker 1: six dollars.
Speaker 3: On my Yeah, so you need to then just build
Speaker 3: that all into the price. So if you were selling
Speaker 3: a signed shirt and you didn't want to like fucking
Speaker 3: lose in the shipping handling, get away with seventy and
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Speaker 1: There is one person out there who has a signed
Speaker 1: shirt by me because he tagged he ordered a shirt
Speaker 1: in black. However, my inventory was off because someone has one,
Speaker 1: because somebody took it out of the inventory. So I
Speaker 1: offered him since there were none of that color available anymore,
Speaker 1: I have offered to give him the white shirt instead,
Speaker 1: but to sign it.
Speaker 3: With a signature.
Speaker 1: So there is one signed shirt out there.
Speaker 3: That's good salesman ship right there.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: I tried. Wanted to make it good for him.
Speaker 3: You got it. That's the customers generally always right, unless
Speaker 3: they're like rude and ship. But like he was very nice, right,
Speaker 3: very nice fucking And also it's like you're charge an
Speaker 3: I'm gonna leg for a T shirt. No, that's cheap
Speaker 3: compared to like most T shirt prices. I say.
Speaker 1: I just looked at a T shirt that was like
Speaker 1: a tank top from a brand that I like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and all it says is a motherfucker pretty strong. It
Speaker 1: was like, three hundred twenty five.
Speaker 3: Bucks is a brand new T shirt? Yes, what do
Speaker 3: you want to name that brand? And then shame that brand?
Speaker 1: I don't want to put them on blast.
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Speaker 3: Is that where for shirt sales? Beardless stickles me dot.
Speaker 1: Com is not actually worse.
Speaker 3: In them, but because that's where like we just check
Speaker 3: have the episodes. I think there may be clips there.
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, well then maybe go there in this link?
Speaker 2: Will they'll put it in there for you? I believe.
Speaker 3: Well, it's like first you need the Janet Jackson headphones
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Speaker 1: What the fuck I send people to to what.
Speaker 3: To wait for it?
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Speaker 2: What is it beardless stickless me.
Speaker 1: Beardless stickless me dot my, shopify dot com and there's
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Speaker 3: Before hopefully puts it up the link up at beardless
Speaker 3: sticklessme dot com.
Speaker 2: Then you can just send them right there.
Speaker 1: Yes, and then you know that would be easier. I
Speaker 1: will also put the link in my bio.
Speaker 3: Uh smart, Yes, and if you put it up in
Speaker 3: your stories, just make sure you link me in it,
Speaker 3: and I'll put it in my stories.
Speaker 1: Speaking of links and bios, I got two links right now,
Speaker 1: to Apple Music and to Spotify for my band's new.
Speaker 3: Song, Ladies and Gentlemen, a Taste of Cinnamon, Spicy and Sweet.
Speaker 3: The name of their first album, Oh my god, what
Speaker 3: is the name of the first song?
Speaker 1: Our son?
Speaker 3: That was Lucky, that was Crazyucky.
Speaker 1: Please, I'm trying to make an announcement.
Speaker 3: Lucky.
Speaker 1: Our first single is called Star.
Speaker 2: It's available right now on Spotify and Apple.
Speaker 3: Music and anywhere you get your music, searchable under Cinnamon.
Speaker 1: If you look up. Since we are a new band,
Speaker 1: we do not come up right away. We will one day.
Speaker 1: But if you look up Cinnamon Star. Our cover is
Speaker 1: a dog.
Speaker 3: It is a dog's head.
Speaker 1: It is a dog's head.
Speaker 3: Barking doghead, barking doghead.
Speaker 1: There's a star. There's a collar, but the collar is words.
Speaker 1: You'll find it. But I also saw a band pics
Speaker 1: There are yes, or you can just go to my
Speaker 1: Instagram and go to the link of my bio.
Speaker 3: Also will We'll put links to it on the beardless
Speaker 3: stickless dot com site.
Speaker 2: All right, so wait, you dropped.
Speaker 3: In the parlance of the industry, you dropped your music.
Speaker 1: We did.
Speaker 3: We dropped our first What has the reaction been so far?
Speaker 1: It's I mean knock on wood. So far, so good,
Speaker 1: So far so good.
Speaker 3: Is there anybody going like, hey man, what that song is?
Speaker 3: What that song means to me? Like like writing letters
Speaker 3: yet like.
Speaker 1: Long I haven't gotten a long form letters. We'll see
Speaker 1: what the future.
Speaker 3: I love the song. It's very it's very dreamy. Thank
Speaker 3: you being Mary, and until it's not.
Speaker 2: Then it's agro.
Speaker 1: It gets a little agro.
Speaker 3: Then I'm like, stop yelling it.
Speaker 1: Expect dare I say on music video in our future?
Speaker 3: When did you shoot it?
Speaker 1: We have been shooting it over the course of a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. We are now done shooting. It is
Speaker 1: being edited by my lovely friend Sah Sherwood.
Speaker 3: It's so weird because I don't remember directing it, but
Speaker 3: I'm sure I did.
Speaker 1: It's so weird. You know many other directions you must
Speaker 1: have forgot. I must slipped your mind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I was busy when you.
Speaker 2: Wanted to shoot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were kind of like out of town or
Speaker 1: buying Bullwinkle rulers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like, I can't fucking make your video.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to win this Bullwinkle ruler. It's eighteen dollars.
Speaker 1: But I'm trying to get it for not that's too
Speaker 1: What would you do for if it was eighteen what
Speaker 1: would you do?
Speaker 3: Exactly what I did. I offered three dollars less. Oh
Speaker 3: so it's like, you know, because there's a price in
Speaker 3: their shipping. Oh as you're well aware.
Speaker 1: Oh I know.
Speaker 3: So I'm always trying to offset the shipping cost. Smart
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying something I don't mind paying
Speaker 3: the price. But then it's like shipping. Look, sometimes you
Speaker 3: buy a thing. That's why that one bowling piece that
Speaker 3: never came had like two hundred dollars shipping on it.
Speaker 3: Whis why it is even more of an insult. I
Speaker 3: never came, right, that would kind of suck. Should have
Speaker 3: smell the scam. Such a pigeon, pigeon, just an easy knockoff, just.
Speaker 1: A rube, goddamn pigeon.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I'm just a fucking country mouse in the big city, man,
Speaker 3: taking my money, bending me over.
Speaker 1: You'll learn one day.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I may wind up dead in
Speaker 3: an alleyway. No, you fucking made the wrong decision, little mouse.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh no, no, that's go back to
Speaker 1: being the pigeon.
Speaker 3: It's weird because I'm a fifty four year old little
Speaker 3: mouse who never really leaves his house, so I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna wind up in an alleyway.
Speaker 1: We're just a little guy.
Speaker 3: I'd rather be a pigeon, Just a little pigeon. They're like,
Speaker 3: I took advantage, you fucking stupid pigeon. I'm like, it's cool.
Speaker 1: Oh that was cute.
Speaker 5: I like that.
Speaker 1: Say I love you with that noise.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean I could do cool because it sounds
Speaker 3: like cool, but make it work. I hope you.
Speaker 1: Know it's really cute.
Speaker 3: Why don't you use me as like, you know, like
Speaker 3: a looped sample in one of the songs.
Speaker 1: Keep keep going.
Speaker 2: It's like.
Speaker 3: You're stun now cool. Oh shit, I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 3: I could fucking rock it. I could be like a
Speaker 3: tambourinist in the band. You know, Tambourinus only does one
Speaker 3: thing with the tambourine ship. But I'd be a cool
Speaker 3: and ship. So I'm just on stage, fucking close my eyes,
Speaker 3: rocking subtly back and forth until I'm needed, And then
Speaker 3: I'm like.
Speaker 1: Your eyes are closed the whole time.
Speaker 3: You keep going, you slowly remove the mic, so I'm
Speaker 3: just randomly cooling. Nobody here, they're like your dad's kind
Speaker 3: of like the backup dancer and n and what was
Speaker 3: what in the mighty mighty bost Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Not cooing without a microphone facing away from us, suddenly
Speaker 1: rocking and cooing with that?
Speaker 3: Does he realize that microphones going?
Speaker 1: I slowly turn you around facing the other way.
Speaker 3: Everyone's got their phots.
Speaker 1: Out, relocate to another stage.
Speaker 3: Former filmmaker the laughing stock ridicule of TikTok to.
Speaker 1: How to do it?
Speaker 3: As he quiet coos on stage.
Speaker 1: But he has no mic. He thinks he does, but
Speaker 1: his eyes have been closed for hours.
Speaker 3: He's been gone less than a month. But perhaps the
Speaker 3: most haunting image in Los Angeles since David Lynch was
Speaker 3: plying his trade a short.
Speaker 1: While ago, Oh my God, is.
Speaker 3: The image of former film director Kevin Smith quietly cooing
Speaker 3: on the stage at what's the place called?
Speaker 1: Oh wait? Is he now crop walking? While he's cooing?
Speaker 3: He somehow he wound up crowdsurfing. He hasn't opened his
Speaker 3: eyes the whole time. He's really into the cooing. I mean,
Speaker 3: he treats it like an arm for him, and God
Speaker 3: bless him for that. But he has a real Is
Speaker 3: that licking nuke the other band members that picks him
Speaker 3: up and passed him over to the crowd. He's currently
Speaker 3: cooing in his crowd serving it has no idea, you go,
Speaker 3: old timer. He's just like the old guy in Squid Game.
Speaker 3: He doesn't know he'd spoilers.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know what's going on.
Speaker 3: But then it turns around. It's so humiliating that becomes
Speaker 3: a fucking rock star where people like, oh, that's fucking
Speaker 3: bad that he made it through the storm and ship.
Speaker 3: I used to think that was stupid, but now I
Speaker 3: think he's pretty fucking.
Speaker 1: Metal, just really into it.
Speaker 3: Have me showing up in metallicatons like minute Mini No,
Speaker 3: No, No No. Darkness has over my faith. Oh my, oh my, ba.
Speaker 1: You're really good at it. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: If I'm gonna try to compete with the big, with
Speaker 3: the big artists, I gotta be able to big the cool.
Speaker 1: I think it's so cute when you're going to sleep tonight?
Speaker 1: Can you do that to mom?
Speaker 3: I just wish I knew a Taylor Swiss song Don't.
Speaker 1: I can't bust It's gotta That was a random pull
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 3: To be fair, Taylor Swift would have actually paid more
Speaker 3: sense because like a bird coo song like Metallica was
Speaker 3: going for that, you know, like Metallica wants play with
Speaker 3: an orchestra or something weird and hip.
Speaker 1: I like it. Anthra among the living.
Speaker 3: Disease, spread egg the disease with them. Some captain chips,
Speaker 3: bring the will down to its knees. I gotta jump
Speaker 3: in when I can.
Speaker 1: You just got you gotta find your space.
Speaker 3: Power, cool more power.
Speaker 1: Make it work when you can.
Speaker 3: Totally. I'm like fucking Sabrina Carpenter when she was singing
Speaker 3: with Paul Simon on the SNL thing. Did you see that? No,
Speaker 3: I've never heard her sing before or anything, but my
Speaker 3: respect for her, which didn't exist because I didn't know
Speaker 3: the fuck she was jumped immensely because they opened the
Speaker 3: SNL fiftieth anniversary with her singing with Paul Simon. Paul
Speaker 3: Simon fucking legend, right half of Simon and Garfunkle. Although
Speaker 3: I didn't note like, as I was sitting there watching,
Speaker 3: I was like, Paul Simon retired from performing, you know,
Speaker 3: he's like, I'm done singing, but he came out of
Speaker 3: retirement to sing the opening at fifth because he's good
Speaker 3: friends with Lourene Michaels for years, but he hasn't Is
Speaker 3: he still around? Maybe before I should speak out a turn,
Speaker 3: I should make sure, but like, let me see, let
Speaker 3: me see if our Garkfuncle.
Speaker 4: Is still alive, keep cooling, our Garfunkle is is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's still around, man, he isn't died. He's eighty
Speaker 3: three and Paul Simon eighty two. They they split up
Speaker 3: years ago. They were Simon and Garfunkel right Bridge over
Speaker 3: troubled Waters, fucking de Missus Robinson. They they split up,
Speaker 3: and Paul Simon went and had an insanely successful solo career.
Speaker 3: Our Garfuncle not so much. He was in Cardinal Knowledge
Speaker 3: with Mike Nichols's director. But you know, Paul Simon continued.
Speaker 3: And so last time they performed together was they broke up.
Speaker 3: And then years later they got back together to do
Speaker 3: the very historic, fabled Concert in the Park. They were
Speaker 3: in Cuentral Park, did a free concert, and shit fucking
Speaker 3: all of New York came and stuff, and it ain't
Speaker 3: been together ever since. Then. Here he is eighty two
Speaker 3: years old and it's the fiftieth anniversary of SNL and
Speaker 3: shit like he could have been like me and our
Speaker 3: Garfunkle are going unless our Garfunkle was like, I can't
Speaker 3: even fucking sing anymore. But it shows you the commitment
Speaker 3: to him being like no, that was then it's like
Speaker 3: David Byrne, Like David Byrne and the Talking Heads made
Speaker 3: all that music together, and David Byrne won't perform with
Speaker 3: the talking Heads even when stopped making sense was re
Speaker 3: releasing the Whole Fight and it made like one hundred
Speaker 3: million bucks in re release recently a twenty four I
Speaker 3: think who the fucking world was celebrating and was the
Speaker 3: big concert promoter you know, fucking fuck.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're saying.
Speaker 3: The concert people like fucking that sponsor like Live Nation, Yes,
Speaker 3: thank you, Live Nation.
Speaker 2: So Live Nation.
Speaker 3: Fuck now, I was trying to get that. What was
Speaker 3: I talking about?
Speaker 1: Simon and garfunk call talking Heads.
Speaker 3: Live Nation reportedly offered the Talking Heads like not like,
Speaker 3: you know, twenty million bucks, like five hundred million dollars.
Speaker 3: If not, maybe I'm crazy and this is probably crazy,
Speaker 3: So it couldn't be this a billion It was a sick,
Speaker 3: oh my god amount of fucking money to get together
Speaker 3: and tour well oh they didn't say no. David Byrne
Speaker 3: said no. David Burn's like, I'm good, I'm creatively fulfilled.
Speaker 2: I ride my background New York.
Speaker 3: I just had that whole fucking Broadway show before COVID
Speaker 3: and shit, once again there's somebody who's commiting too. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's kind of cool.
Speaker 1: To be fulfilled like that, or yeah, don't we all
Speaker 1: wish we could be that fulfilling?
Speaker 3: No, but like to me, it's a nap.
Speaker 1: But also a billion dollars, Yeah that would help.
Speaker 3: It's to me, it's a nathma to leave behind people
Speaker 3: that you made art with. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: So my head don't. But anyway, Sabrina Carpenter gone stage
Speaker 3: with Paul Simon. Paul Simon, at age eighty two, understandably
Speaker 3: does not sound like he did when he was a
Speaker 3: young man singing these songs. And you know, being eighty two,
Speaker 3: it's hard to do anything, let alone carry a tune
Speaker 3: while playing a guitar while standing in front like the reason.
Speaker 2: The guy was like, I don't do that anymore.
Speaker 3: So he was up there in there are places where
Speaker 3: you know he was understandably weak. She came in and
Speaker 3: fucking backed him up and accompanied him, didn't go over him,
Speaker 3: didn't like fucking steal the spotlight. Literally just backed him
Speaker 3: up and found her version of jumping in when she
Speaker 3: could and really made him sound quite good. The two
Speaker 3: of them together sounded like beautiful, beautiful, really sweet, and
Speaker 3: it was like the fact that she's, like, you know,
Speaker 3: he's old, ast fucking she was. She could have been
Speaker 3: like fuck this old and like you know, gondiv and
Speaker 3: Ship didn't. She was there to like support him, even
Speaker 3: though it was a due extually cool, and she definitely
Speaker 3: had moments where she could do whatever it is she
Speaker 3: does and shit. But when they opened, he was he
Speaker 3: goes I know performed this song.
Speaker 6: Fifty years ago on Saturday Night Live, or forty seven
Speaker 6: years ago on Sorday and in nineteen seventy five or
Speaker 6: seventy eight, whatever it is, and Sabrina Carpet goes I
Speaker 6: wasn't born yet and neither were my parents.
Speaker 3: This is a really fucking fundy lie.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 2: And then they went and sang the song.
Speaker 3: It was quite nice for.
Speaker 1: Like the past ten minutes, though all I hear in
Speaker 1: my head.
Speaker 3: Is disease cool, disease cool, spreading the disease. Cool cool
Speaker 3: with some help from Captain Trips. Cool you bring the
Speaker 3: world down to his knees, cool file, more power. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna call it the Anthrax kids. What is the course
Speaker 3: of the song? Yeah, that is a course, but what
Speaker 3: leads up to it? Seeing he's all the puppies out there,
Speaker 3: She's like, I want to be in gear. I want
Speaker 3: to be in the club. The puppy was seeing he's calling,
Speaker 3: Legacy is calling. He's coming, cool, corrupting among the living.
Speaker 3: I'm the walking I can see all of the world
Speaker 3: with your mind, with feel the man with the bow.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it got crazy there, follow me, round
Speaker 1: of applause. That was That was excellent.
Speaker 2: Even Walkie joined me for that. She was like, hey man,
Speaker 2: the coopon.
Speaker 3: Worked because she's like, never mind, fucking passion, irration, fucking cool,
Speaker 3: cool classic songs. Uh, there it is kids, Did.
Speaker 2: You have a cool time?
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: Don't spit off my cool col He's getting there. Cool cool.
Speaker 5: We are the champions, my friend, and we.
Speaker 3: Keep on fighting.
Speaker 1: It's oly shit.
Speaker 3: How did your father die?
Speaker 2: He was in the middle of our podcast.
Speaker 3: He had a stroke, His brain snapped and he died.
Speaker 3: Hit his head on the mic going down.
Speaker 2: And we have it all on.
Speaker 1: That is giant German shepherd adum one.
Speaker 3: He died as he lived, cooing to popular songs.
Speaker 2: From the past.
Speaker 1: So true. Amen, he was mid.
Speaker 2: Search on a bowl and collide. Kids. There's your beardles sticks.
Speaker 1: They just accepted your They just accepted your fifteen dollars
Speaker 1: offer for the ruler.
Speaker 2: The bittersweet truth he won that auction. He'll never get
Speaker 2: to measure.
Speaker 3: Anything with that ruler by for you in honor. Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: fucking they go after my estate like he won the auction,
Speaker 3: like he's dead.
Speaker 2: Sir, I don't care.
Speaker 3: He fucking he made promise to be eighteen dollars for
Speaker 3: this fucking ruler. You wanted it, Bury him with it,
Speaker 3: Bury me with my bow winkle ruler.
Speaker 2: The story of Kevin Smith.
Speaker 1: Your new book be terrible.
Speaker 3: If my whole life was defined by like something I
Speaker 3: liked in the last ten minutes of it, that would
Speaker 3: people like I'm sure your mom might be like, you
Speaker 3: don't want to put me in the title fucking bowl winklog.
Speaker 3: It was only like for a little minute, there there
Speaker 3: is good.
Speaker 2: There's your beardless, sickless me.
Speaker 3: Don't forget to go listen to Cinnamon's Star or Star
Speaker 3: by Cinnamon.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say no.
Speaker 2: S Cinnamon Star.
Speaker 3: People are like looking up Cinnamon Star and they're like no,
Speaker 3: this song is as Star, the band is Cinnamon. I'm
Speaker 3: Casey case and I'm cool cool there.
Speaker 2: It is for beardless stickless me.
Speaker 1: I'm Kevin Harley.
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