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Chad: And welcome to Pick Six Movies, the podcast

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Chad: where each season, we select six movies all

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Chad: related to a single theme, and then on each

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Chad: episode we take a look at the people who

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Chad: made one of those movies to answer the

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Chad: question… Huh?

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Chad: Then, on top of that, we give you a full

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Chad: review of the movie, from start to finish,

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Chad: to see if it's any good, and more often

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Chad: than not, the movies we review on this

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Chad: podcast are genuinely awful.

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Chad: I'm Chad Cooper and, along with my lifelong

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Chad: friend and podcast co-host, mr Bo Randstall,

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Chad: this season's theme is Domo Arigato,

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Chad: featuring six movies where robots are up to

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Chad: all manner of unexpected hijinks.

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Chad: This is episode 5, and boy do we have a

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Chad: doozy of a movie for you with Shopping Mall.

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Chad: It's everything you want in an 80's slasher

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Chad: movie Young adults stranded alone, this

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Chad: time in a shopping mall, with a murderous

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Chad: killer.

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Chad: This time it's three robots and they stalk

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Chad: down the young adults one by one and they

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Chad: kill them off until the movie ends.

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Chad: And you turn it off and you never think

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Chad: twice about it for the rest of your life.

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Chad: Doesn't that sound delightful?

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Chad: Of course it does.

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Chad: But enough of my gibber jabber.

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Chad: Let's get Mr Bo Randstall in here to

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Chad: explain to us how Shopping Malls destroyed

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Chad: the America of yesteryear, only to set the

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Chad: stage for this terrifyingly terrible

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Chad: slasher film.

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Chad: Oh, and there's gratuitous nudity, both

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Chad: male and female, and I guess there's robot

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Chad: Can robots be naked?

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Chad: Rosie the robot on the Jetson she wore a

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Chad: You know what Robots can be naked?

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Chad: Listen to me.

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Chad: Gibber, jabber on.

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Chad: Let's just get Mr Bo Randstall in here to

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Chad: talk about Shopping Mall before I prattle

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Chad: on a little bit more.

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Chad: Bo, do that thing, you do.

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Bo: Elizabeth King once wrote If capitalism is

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Bo: America's religion, the mall is its church.

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Bo: The American urge to consume has been bored

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Bo: into us through decades of advertising and

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Bo: Who doesn't love that feeling when a new

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Bo: box from Amazon shows up at your door?

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Bo: It's a dopamine hit of satisfaction, a

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Bo: having more stuff.

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Bo: We got rid of the mall and made the stuff

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Bo: An advancement in consumerism, but not so

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Bo: much in the world where malls had a

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Bo: different intended purpose.

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Bo: See, malls weren't supposed to be just a

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Bo: They were supposed to bring us as a society

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Bo: Cue the music fellas.

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Bo: It sounds like an introduction.

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Bo: The guy who first devised the idea of the

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Bo: Nope, it was a Vienna-born architect by the

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Bo: Gruen had noted that people were fleeing

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Bo: These buildings, in Gruen's mind, would be

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Bo: It was a blast of old-fashioned Greek

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Bo: They became cultural centers, sure, but not

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Bo: They were monuments to capitalism and

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Bo: In a 1986 issue of Consumer Reports, this

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Bo: In 1985, a law professor at the University

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Bo: Court of Appeals to lift a ban on

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Bo: pamphleteering in malls.

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Bo: The court decided that this sort of thing

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Bo: amount of disruption in all that.

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Bo: Shopping was important and even necessary

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Bo: Gruen would have been proud.

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Bo: Yep, you needed cars to get to them too,

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Bo: Lives Matter protests of 2015, the largest

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Bo: The final nail in Gruen's utopian ideal of

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Bo: By 2022, that number was more like 20-25%

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Bo: Before he died in 1980, gruen said I am

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Bo: They destroyed our cities.

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Bo: his demise, so too did the mall die.

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Bo: And yet there is life in the old girl yet,

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Bo: or perhaps a resurrection, as befitting our

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Bo: Local communities have, in some places,

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Bo: For some of these same communities, for

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Bo: whom the traditional mall meant profiling

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Bo: Jim Wynorski, jim, ladies and gentlemen,

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Chad: But I think that Shopping Mall may be one

504
0:20:56,473 --> 0:20:58,883
Chad: of the most fantastic time capsules for the

505
0:20:58,903 --> 0:21:02,281
Chad: 1980s ever captured on film Because it's

506
0:21:02,301 --> 0:21:04,426
Chad: got so much of the mall culture and it's

507
0:21:04,466 --> 0:21:07,241
Chad: got a slasher film component to it and it's

508
0:21:07,261 --> 0:21:10,090
Chad: this techno disaster type nightmare.

509
0:21:10,380 --> 0:21:13,790
Chad: It feels like the 1980s just shit out of

510
0:21:13,830 --> 0:21:14,111
Chad: film.

511
0:21:14,441 --> 0:21:17,470
Bo: It has all the trappings of the 1980s.

512
0:21:17,720 --> 0:21:20,788
Bo: It's not trying to be a time capsule, which

513
0:21:20,828 --> 0:21:22,853
Bo: kind of makes it a better time capsule.

514
0:21:23,020 --> 0:21:25,790
Chad: It's the opposite of Wonder Woman 1984.

515
0:21:26,001 --> 0:21:28,389
Bo: That's a great example in a horrible movie.

516
0:21:28,681 --> 0:21:30,206
Bo: I would rather watch shopping mall than

517
0:21:30,286 --> 0:21:31,189
Bo: Wonder Woman 84.

518
0:21:31,481 --> 0:21:33,567
Chad: It's more authentic and genuine and it's

519
0:21:33,607 --> 0:21:35,461
Chad: shorter and it's more entertaining and, if

520
0:21:35,481 --> 0:21:37,025
Chad: you like it, there's a lot more nudity,

521
0:21:37,246 --> 0:21:38,529
Chad: both male and female.

522
0:21:38,690 --> 0:21:39,251
Bo: This is true.

523
0:21:39,641 --> 0:21:42,623
Bo: Say what you will about shopping mall, it

524
0:21:42,967 --> 0:21:44,420
Bo: is fairly equal opportunity.

525
0:21:44,520 --> 0:21:46,845
Bo: I mean, it's certainly more exploitative

526
0:21:46,885 --> 0:21:47,827
Bo: with the women, I guess.

527
0:21:47,887 --> 0:21:50,273
Chad: but you see as many male nipples as female

528
0:21:50,313 --> 0:21:50,653
Chad: nipples.

529
0:21:51,081 --> 0:21:52,286
Chad: This is nipples a nipple.

530
0:21:52,446 --> 0:21:53,229
Bo: I guess that's right.

531
0:21:53,421 --> 0:21:54,971
Bo: When was the first time you saw this movie?

532
0:21:55,092 --> 0:21:55,736
Bo: Three days ago?

533
0:21:55,977 --> 0:21:57,686
Bo: Oh really, you had never seen this before.

534
0:21:58,103 --> 0:22:00,160
Chad: No, this one never came across my radar.

535
0:22:00,280 --> 0:22:03,449
Chad: It always just looked a little too bad and

536
0:22:03,810 --> 0:22:04,412
Chad: I don't know why.

537
0:22:04,560 --> 0:22:05,786
Chad: I mean, I'm surprised that you and I never

538
0:22:05,827 --> 0:22:07,434
Chad: watched this together, but I had never seen

539
0:22:07,495 --> 0:22:07,535
Chad: it.

540
0:22:07,620 --> 0:22:08,763
Chad: For those who don't know, there were

541
0:22:08,843 --> 0:22:12,621
Chad: certain people in the 1980s children who

542
0:22:12,781 --> 0:22:15,227
Chad: were just like, left to their own devices

543
0:22:15,488 --> 0:22:17,501
Chad: and just figured things out and there

544
0:22:17,561 --> 0:22:19,201
Chad: wasn't a whole hell of a lot to do Like,

545
0:22:19,221 --> 0:22:20,487
Chad: and going to the mall was one of them.

546
0:22:20,661 --> 0:22:22,327
Chad: Tv only had three stations.

547
0:22:22,380 --> 0:22:24,503
Chad: They all showed the same thing News, game

548
0:22:24,523 --> 0:22:26,893
Chad: shows, soap operas, syndicated garbage.

549
0:22:26,933 --> 0:22:29,148
Chad: In the afternoon, local news and then three

550
0:22:29,229 --> 0:22:31,105
Chad: hours of programming and that was it.

551
0:22:31,306 --> 0:22:31,446
Chad: Yeah.

552
0:22:31,560 --> 0:22:33,447
Chad: You had one station of PBS that showed you

553
0:22:33,487 --> 0:22:35,082
Chad: stuff to learn from, and then you had one

554
0:22:35,142 --> 0:22:37,309
Chad: wild card of a UHF station, if you were

555
0:22:37,389 --> 0:22:39,283
Chad: lucky, and that just showed a bunch of

556
0:22:39,463 --> 0:22:41,668
Chad: public domain cartoons and public domain

557
0:22:41,688 --> 0:22:45,000
Chad: movies and cheap pay to play trash, like

558
0:22:45,021 --> 0:22:47,106
Chad: there was nothing to do but get in trouble,

559
0:22:47,366 --> 0:22:49,672
Chad: watch that crappy TV or go to the mall.

560
0:22:49,841 --> 0:22:51,878
Bo: And that's assuming you had a car to get to

561
0:22:51,898 --> 0:22:52,140
Bo: the mall.

562
0:22:52,280 --> 0:22:53,963
Bo: Otherwise you're just roaming the

563
0:22:54,003 --> 0:22:57,230
Bo: neighborhood, completely unsupervised, with

564
0:22:57,370 --> 0:22:59,374
Bo: a stick and ill intent.

565
0:22:59,720 --> 0:23:02,287
Chad: And if it was near New Year's Day or Fourth

566
0:23:02,307 --> 0:23:03,851
Chad: of July, you were blowing things up with

567
0:23:03,911 --> 0:23:04,492
Chad: fireworks.

568
0:23:04,620 --> 0:23:04,841
Bo: Boy.

569
0:23:04,861 --> 0:23:05,585
Bo: Those were the days.

570
0:23:05,820 --> 0:23:07,545
Chad: Well, there are also maybe one or two movie

571
0:23:07,585 --> 0:23:08,889
Chad: theaters in town.

572
0:23:09,069 --> 0:23:09,811
Chad: This is how bad it was.

573
0:23:10,000 --> 0:23:12,045
Chad: Remember when they turned that 7-Eleven

574
0:23:12,366 --> 0:23:14,110
Chad: into a video rental store.

575
0:23:14,531 --> 0:23:15,052
Bo: Oh sure.

576
0:23:15,341 --> 0:23:16,365
Chad: It went tits up.

577
0:23:16,520 --> 0:23:18,345
Chad: I'm in that video rental store and I'm

578
0:23:18,405 --> 0:23:19,929
Chad: standing there looking at the movies to

579
0:23:19,989 --> 0:23:21,701
Chad: rent and the movie Mannequin it's on the

580
0:23:21,741 --> 0:23:22,805
Chad: shelf and I'm thinking about watching

581
0:23:22,825 --> 0:23:24,643
Chad: Mannequin and I pick it up and then I turn

582
0:23:24,663 --> 0:23:26,608
Chad: around and I look over at the marquee for

583
0:23:26,628 --> 0:23:28,232
Chad: the shitty movie theater in our hometown

584
0:23:28,461 --> 0:23:29,887
Chad: and they're showing the movie Mannequin.

585
0:23:30,060 --> 0:23:32,194
Chad: Now, this was not one of those late to the

586
0:23:32,234 --> 0:23:33,160
Chad: game dollar theaters.

587
0:23:33,280 --> 0:23:35,505
Chad: This was full price movie theater and they

588
0:23:35,565 --> 0:23:37,282
Chad: had eight screens at the time, like they

589
0:23:37,322 --> 0:23:37,985
Chad: built that out.

590
0:23:38,160 --> 0:23:40,130
Chad: But I was like how in the hell is there a

591
0:23:40,391 --> 0:23:42,380
Chad: VHS copy of Mannequin available for rent?

592
0:23:42,500 --> 0:23:44,327
Chad: And they are still showing this movie on

593
0:23:44,347 --> 0:23:44,909
Chad: the big screen.

594
0:23:45,100 --> 0:23:47,206
Bo: Probably wasn't legally obtained, is what I

595
0:23:48,168 --> 0:23:48,830
Bo: would suggest.

596
0:23:48,970 --> 0:23:49,432
Bo: I don't know.

597
0:23:49,640 --> 0:23:52,468
Bo: That was what the shitty cam version of

598
0:23:52,529 --> 0:23:53,130
Bo: Mannequin.

599
0:23:53,480 --> 0:23:56,146
Chad: My point here just being, is that movies

600
0:23:56,407 --> 0:23:57,570
Chad: during this era?

601
0:23:57,770 --> 0:23:58,151
Chad: I don't know that.

602
0:23:58,171 --> 0:23:59,482
Chad: I have a point here yeah.

603
0:23:59,783 --> 0:24:00,425
Chad: I don't think I do.

604
0:24:00,746 --> 0:24:03,006
Chad: Oh OK, when was the last time you went to a

605
0:24:03,086 --> 0:24:03,769
Chad: shopping mall?

606
0:24:03,820 --> 0:24:05,286
Chad: Let's talk about that for a moment.

607
0:24:05,881 --> 0:24:08,928
Bo: I walked into a shopping mall within the

608
0:24:09,008 --> 0:24:10,672
Bo: past two years.

609
0:24:11,100 --> 0:24:13,347
Chad: It's been a decade since I've walked into a

610
0:24:13,427 --> 0:24:14,450
Chad: shopping mall proper.

611
0:24:14,620 --> 0:24:17,326
Bo: The only reason I did is because the child

612
0:24:17,406 --> 0:24:20,533
Bo: I was with legally was taking you to the

613
0:24:20,573 --> 0:24:20,853
Bo: cops.

614
0:24:21,301 --> 0:24:25,170
Bo: Oh no, no, wanted to get some Chinese from

615
0:24:25,211 --> 0:24:27,464
Bo: the food court, oh, and so we were going to

616
0:24:27,484 --> 0:24:27,625
Bo: that.

617
0:24:27,645 --> 0:24:30,481
Bo: But we walked into the mall and she said I

618
0:24:30,521 --> 0:24:31,526
Bo: don't like this place.

619
0:24:31,701 --> 0:24:32,767
Bo: And I said I don't either.

620
0:24:32,880 --> 0:24:34,025
Bo: And then we turned around and left.

621
0:24:34,420 --> 0:24:37,085
Bo: So I was in the mall once in the past

622
0:24:37,286 --> 0:24:41,694
Bo: decade for about 38 seconds and that was it.

623
0:24:41,880 --> 0:24:45,167
Chad: I go to one of those outdoor shopping

624
0:24:45,448 --> 0:24:47,291
Chad: epicenters, kind of like a Lowe's and a

625
0:24:47,332 --> 0:24:49,384
Chad: Target, and then everything else is just

626
0:24:49,444 --> 0:24:50,248
Chad: stitched together.

627
0:24:50,300 --> 0:24:52,629
Chad: It's it's not encased in a giant building,

628
0:24:52,700 --> 0:24:54,787
Chad: but back in the day going to the mall was a

629
0:24:54,847 --> 0:24:55,369
Chad: thing to do.

630
0:24:55,801 --> 0:24:57,225
Bo: Again, this is before the internet, when

631
0:24:57,245 --> 0:24:58,870
Bo: you could just look at all the porn you

632
0:24:58,910 --> 0:24:59,171
Bo: wanted.

633
0:24:59,260 --> 0:25:00,264
Bo: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, there's one

634
0:25:00,284 --> 0:25:00,626
Bo: on the what.

635
0:25:00,666 --> 0:25:02,565
Bo: Now, oh boy, I'll tell you what.

636
0:25:02,585 --> 0:25:03,569
Bo: Let's take this offline.

637
0:25:03,620 --> 0:25:05,847
Speaker 3: But I've got something I think you're

638
0:25:05,907 --> 0:25:06,609
Speaker 3: really going to like.

639
0:25:07,380 --> 0:25:09,666
Bo: Yeah, I mean you could walk in the place

640
0:25:09,726 --> 0:25:12,361
Bo: with 20 bucks, hit the food court, maybe

641
0:25:12,421 --> 0:25:15,148
Bo: buy a cassette tape or go to the movie

642
0:25:15,188 --> 0:25:17,602
Bo: which was attached to the mall, and all of

643
0:25:17,662 --> 0:25:20,328
Bo: that for a relatively inexpensive amount of

644
0:25:20,389 --> 0:25:22,641
Bo: money and that blew your afternoon and you

645
0:25:22,661 --> 0:25:23,525
Bo: had nothing but time.

646
0:25:23,580 --> 0:25:26,328
Bo: You had no sense of mortality or how quick

647
0:25:26,408 --> 0:25:27,391
Bo: all this goes by.

648
0:25:27,700 --> 0:25:30,568
Bo: So, you just blew time hanging out watching

649
0:25:30,588 --> 0:25:33,123
Bo: people go by and sipping an oversized

650
0:25:33,464 --> 0:25:34,146
Bo: orange, julius.

651
0:25:34,307 --> 0:25:35,983
Bo: In a lot of ways it was kind of wonderful

652
0:25:36,324 --> 0:25:38,370
Bo: and in a lot of ways it's very sad.

653
0:25:38,560 --> 0:25:39,644
Chad: Let's talk about this movie.

654
0:25:39,785 --> 0:25:41,021
Bo: Oh yeah, please Out of the gate Bo.

655
0:25:41,262 --> 0:25:44,294
Chad: I awarded this movie one very enthusiastic

656
0:25:44,354 --> 0:25:46,602
Chad: star for its opening credits, of which

657
0:25:46,743 --> 0:25:47,606
Chad: there are none.

658
0:25:47,907 --> 0:25:49,272
Chad: Kudos to you, chopping ball.

659
0:25:49,320 --> 0:25:53,349
Bo: The movie we go right into a dude breaking

660
0:25:53,589 --> 0:25:55,533
Bo: the window of a jewelry store.

661
0:25:55,740 --> 0:25:58,127
Chad: But it's a fake opening, like a James Bond

662
0:25:58,167 --> 0:25:59,981
Chad: or Indiana Jones or something, but I was

663
0:26:00,001 --> 0:26:01,126
Chad: like, hey, they're getting into the movie.

664
0:26:01,300 --> 0:26:01,782
Bo: That's fine.

665
0:26:01,923 --> 0:26:03,408
Bo: Those are real things that happen.

666
0:26:03,540 --> 0:26:06,509
Bo: This is just a movie made by the security

667
0:26:06,569 --> 0:26:09,447
Bo: company, but it's this thief swiping a

668
0:26:09,488 --> 0:26:11,585
Bo: bunch of jewels yeah, he's a burglar.

669
0:26:11,980 --> 0:26:12,985
Chad: He's wearing a little black hoodie.

670
0:26:13,141 --> 0:26:14,775
Chad: I wish his shirt would have been white and

671
0:26:14,796 --> 0:26:16,082
Chad: black striped, but then that would imply

672
0:26:16,122 --> 0:26:18,429
Chad: that he got busted by the cops or a bandit

673
0:26:18,469 --> 0:26:18,770
Chad: mask.

674
0:26:18,810 --> 0:26:19,492
Chad: That would have been good.

675
0:26:19,600 --> 0:26:21,057
Bo: One of those that ties at the back of his

676
0:26:21,098 --> 0:26:21,219
Bo: head.

677
0:26:21,360 --> 0:26:22,581
Bo: That would have been pretty good this

678
0:26:22,601 --> 0:26:23,465
Bo: jewelry he's stealing.

679
0:26:23,560 --> 0:26:26,027
Chad: It's clearly costume jewelry that costs

680
0:26:26,107 --> 0:26:27,531
Chad: like 18 bucks retail.

681
0:26:27,760 --> 0:26:29,290
Chad: The dude would have made more money by

682
0:26:29,371 --> 0:26:31,261
Chad: carefully cutting out the window paint of

683
0:26:31,341 --> 0:26:33,929
Chad: glass that he smashed and selling that on

684
0:26:33,949 --> 0:26:34,451
Chad: the streets.

685
0:26:34,760 --> 0:26:36,285
Bo: I buy most of my glass.

686
0:26:36,385 --> 0:26:37,849
Bo: Just I've got a guy.

687
0:26:38,070 --> 0:26:39,101
Bo: Let's just say that Sure.

688
0:26:39,322 --> 0:26:40,708
Chad: Everybody's got a glass guy.

689
0:26:41,041 --> 0:26:42,405
Chad: Why would you pay retail for that?

690
0:26:42,606 --> 0:26:43,469
Chad: That's just foolish.

691
0:26:43,640 --> 0:26:44,343
Bo: It's a fine question.

692
0:26:44,424 --> 0:26:45,127
Bo: I've never done it.

693
0:26:45,280 --> 0:26:46,184
Bo: Hey, you need glass.

694
0:26:46,405 --> 0:26:46,887
Bo: I got glass.

695
0:26:47,120 --> 0:26:48,770
Bo: Do you think they have the overcoats?

696
0:26:49,152 --> 0:26:50,380
Bo: Yeah, Like what do you want?

697
0:26:50,380 --> 0:26:50,741
Bo: Do you want?

698
0:26:50,802 --> 0:26:51,966
Bo: You want some stained glass?

699
0:26:52,700 --> 0:26:53,042
Bo: I've got.

700
0:26:53,102 --> 0:26:55,425
Bo: Plexiglass, I've got security glass.

701
0:26:55,867 --> 0:26:56,791
Chad: What do you need, buddy Huh.

702
0:26:57,213 --> 0:26:57,916
Bo: My glass guy.

703
0:26:58,000 --> 0:26:59,044
Bo: You live in a hurricane zone.

704
0:26:59,204 --> 0:26:59,846
Chad: I got that covered.

705
0:27:00,027 --> 0:27:00,589
Chad: See that right there.

706
0:27:00,760 --> 0:27:01,745
Chad: That's a federal tax stamp.

707
0:27:06,208 --> 0:27:08,192
Bo: It doesn't get more legal than that.

708
0:27:08,572 --> 0:27:09,494
Chad: So back to our movie.

709
0:27:09,514 --> 0:27:11,216
Chad: Yeah, our bandit stealing this jewelry

710
0:27:11,459 --> 0:27:14,192
Chad: Right and then a four foot tall kill by on

711
0:27:14,232 --> 0:27:16,381
Chad: treads rolls up behind this bandit and says

712
0:27:16,602 --> 0:27:18,910
Chad: stop right there and surrender your weapon.

713
0:27:19,200 --> 0:27:21,907
Chad: And this kill by clearly looks inspired by

714
0:27:22,108 --> 0:27:24,684
Chad: short circuits, johnny five and our own

715
0:27:24,764 --> 0:27:28,386
Chad: heartbeats crime buster, only 80% cheaper

716
0:27:28,666 --> 0:27:30,732
Chad: and about 60% smaller.

717
0:27:30,940 --> 0:27:32,990
Chad: This bandit turns around bow and starts

718
0:27:33,091 --> 0:27:34,939
Chad: firing his pistol at the kill by left and

719
0:27:34,980 --> 0:27:35,080
Chad: right.

720
0:27:35,140 --> 0:27:36,665
Chad: He just empties his chamber and he's like,

721
0:27:36,685 --> 0:27:38,681
Chad: yeah, he runs off and the kill by gives

722
0:27:38,741 --> 0:27:41,690
Chad: chase and then fires a taser into the back

723
0:27:41,710 --> 0:27:43,625
Chad: of this bandit, rendering the bandit

724
0:27:43,866 --> 0:27:46,928
Chad: unconscious and then the end flashes on the

725
0:27:46,948 --> 0:27:47,249
Chad: screen.

726
0:27:47,320 --> 0:27:48,804
Bo: I was like, wow, this is going to be the

727
0:27:48,824 --> 0:27:50,168
Bo: shortest episode we've ever done.

728
0:27:50,549 --> 0:27:51,672
Chad: It was awesome, wasn't it?

729
0:27:51,740 --> 0:27:52,704
Chad: You're like is that it?

730
0:27:52,764 --> 0:27:54,283
Chad: And they're like oh crap, this is just a

731
0:27:54,343 --> 0:27:54,866
Chad: head fake.

732
0:27:54,960 --> 0:27:55,481
Chad: And I like that.

733
0:27:55,542 --> 0:27:59,070
Chad: It's listed as a secure Tronix production.

734
0:27:59,471 --> 0:28:01,627
Chad: Uh-huh Like, what are we doing here?

735
0:28:01,780 --> 0:28:03,064
Chad: And then it cuts into this real to real

736
0:28:03,104 --> 0:28:05,391
Chad: projector, showing that this is a short

737
0:28:05,500 --> 0:28:07,686
Chad: movie about a mall robbery at night and

738
0:28:07,727 --> 0:28:09,460
Chad: it's being shown to a small audience of

739
0:28:09,520 --> 0:28:11,225
Chad: people in folding chairs sitting in a real

740
0:28:11,265 --> 0:28:12,970
Chad: mall at night through meta.

741
0:28:13,190 --> 0:28:15,325
Chad: Indeed, I think if I was the head of secure

742
0:28:15,385 --> 0:28:17,221
Chad: Tronix, I would have had some real life

743
0:28:17,321 --> 0:28:19,648
Chad: bandits go rob these people's stores during

744
0:28:19,688 --> 0:28:21,321
Chad: the mall presentation and then, when they

745
0:28:21,341 --> 0:28:22,846
Chad: went back to work, they were just like we

746
0:28:22,887 --> 0:28:23,709
Chad: were robbed.

747
0:28:23,900 --> 0:28:25,947
Chad: We need killbots to protect our crummy

748
0:28:25,987 --> 0:28:26,709
Chad: merchandise.

749
0:28:26,900 --> 0:28:28,045
Bo: That guy was right.

750
0:28:28,200 --> 0:28:30,205
Bo: You know, secure Tronix is one of the

751
0:28:30,406 --> 0:28:32,672
Bo: unsung heroes of filmmaking of this era.

752
0:28:32,960 --> 0:28:35,245
Bo: Not only did they do, obviously, the

753
0:28:35,306 --> 0:28:38,473
Bo: killbot safety video, they also did

754
0:28:38,620 --> 0:28:41,368
Bo: breaking away the bicycling epic.

755
0:28:41,729 --> 0:28:43,324
Bo: And they really yeah, they did the original

756
0:28:43,344 --> 0:28:43,866
Bo: credit kid.

757
0:28:44,020 --> 0:28:45,905
Bo: Those were both secure Tronix films, but

758
0:28:45,946 --> 0:28:46,808
Bo: then they went under.

759
0:28:46,828 --> 0:28:47,871
Bo: Just you know bad deals.

760
0:28:48,080 --> 0:28:50,146
Chad: This blonde woman wearing a very smart

761
0:28:50,187 --> 0:28:51,390
Chad: looking suit and glasses.

762
0:28:51,540 --> 0:28:53,726
Chad: She takes the stage and she says ladies and

763
0:28:53,766 --> 0:28:56,424
Chad: gentlemen, that ends our fake out intro to

764
0:28:56,444 --> 0:28:56,886
Chad: the movie.

765
0:28:57,060 --> 0:28:59,174
Chad: Here is the head of development for secure

766
0:28:59,214 --> 0:29:01,784
Chad: Tronix unlimited Incorporated International,

767
0:29:01,804 --> 0:29:03,689
Chad: a division of global common, its parent

768
0:29:03,709 --> 0:29:04,712
Chad: company, omega Corp.

769
0:29:05,964 --> 0:29:09,449
Chad: Mr Dr Stan Simon oh, by the way Chad, worth

770
0:29:09,469 --> 0:29:09,931
Chad: pointing out.

771
0:29:09,971 --> 0:29:12,441
Bo: We've got our cameo here by Paul Bartell

772
0:29:12,482 --> 0:29:13,445
Bo: and Mary Warnoff.

773
0:29:13,665 --> 0:29:14,508
Chad: Oh, they're showing up.

774
0:29:14,568 --> 0:29:15,150
Chad: They're going to be here.

775
0:29:15,420 --> 0:29:16,082
Chad: Another cameo.

776
0:29:16,182 --> 0:29:18,569
Chad: The woman making the announcement is Angela

777
0:29:18,809 --> 0:29:21,184
Chad: Ames, who had some small parts on Cheers

778
0:29:21,224 --> 0:29:23,651
Chad: and Night Court, but she was the woman who

779
0:29:23,691 --> 0:29:26,207
Chad: was getting her baby's photos made at the

780
0:29:26,267 --> 0:29:27,511
Chad: opening of bachelor party.

781
0:29:27,692 --> 0:29:30,666
Chad: When Adrian's Med and Tom Hanks come in and

782
0:29:30,686 --> 0:29:32,511
Chad: they do that impromptu photo shoot with

783
0:29:32,531 --> 0:29:34,367
Chad: their head all around her large cleavage.

784
0:29:35,344 --> 0:29:35,906
Bo: That's her.

785
0:29:36,341 --> 0:29:38,308
Bo: Oh, bachelor party holds up pretty well.

786
0:29:38,681 --> 0:29:40,006
Bo: Oh, almost certainly not.

787
0:29:40,026 --> 0:29:40,841
Bo: Chad Everything.

788
0:29:40,902 --> 0:29:43,730
Chad: I remember about it is problematic at best.

789
0:29:44,201 --> 0:29:46,247
Chad: Guy putting his wiener in the hot dog bun

790
0:29:46,267 --> 0:29:47,591
Chad: and that old lady yanking on it.

791
0:29:47,780 --> 0:29:50,566
Bo: I'm just thinking of the list of shit that

792
0:29:50,667 --> 0:29:53,841
Bo: they tout as being acceptable yeah.

793
0:29:53,941 --> 0:29:56,421
Bo: An appeal for the party itself yeah.

794
0:29:56,521 --> 0:29:57,666
Bo: None of that is okay.

795
0:29:58,001 --> 0:29:59,889
Chad: I want to say, though, whenever I use

796
0:29:59,930 --> 0:30:02,120
Chad: paprika in the kitchen, the words thank you.

797
0:30:02,260 --> 0:30:04,409
Bo: Thank you, you made me the happiest spice

798
0:30:04,429 --> 0:30:07,099
Bo: in the whole wide world Always comes out of

799
0:30:07,119 --> 0:30:07,280
Bo: my mouth.

800
0:30:07,360 --> 0:30:08,305
Bo: I have the same problem.

801
0:30:08,480 --> 0:30:09,706
Bo: I do the exact same thing.

802
0:30:10,080 --> 0:30:10,844
Chad: It's paprika.

803
0:30:11,160 --> 0:30:12,744
Chad: So Dr Stan Simon.

804
0:30:12,864 --> 0:30:14,689
Chad: He comes up on stage and he says hello,

805
0:30:14,729 --> 0:30:17,004
Chad: people of the mall, full disclosure.

806
0:30:17,084 --> 0:30:19,274
Chad: The doctor in my name is followed by a

807
0:30:19,315 --> 0:30:20,942
Chad: question mark and legally must be

808
0:30:20,982 --> 0:30:23,043
Chad: pronounced doctor Stan Simon.

809
0:30:23,880 --> 0:30:25,206
Chad: And yes, that's my Christian name.

810
0:30:25,520 --> 0:30:27,568
Chad: My parents were high on PCP when they named

811
0:30:27,608 --> 0:30:27,688
Chad: me.

812
0:30:27,860 --> 0:30:30,449
Chad: Let me introduce you to your new security

813
0:30:30,489 --> 0:30:35,046
Chad: team, the protector 101 killbot series 2000.

814
0:30:35,180 --> 0:30:37,106
Chad: And then there's these three killbots

815
0:30:37,186 --> 0:30:38,891
Chad: behind him sitting on the stage.

816
0:30:39,140 --> 0:30:40,584
Bo: And that's the point where Paul Bartell is

817
0:30:40,604 --> 0:30:42,951
Bo: like they look like the three stooges.

818
0:30:43,320 --> 0:30:45,882
Chad: And then he says I don't know that one in

819
0:30:45,902 --> 0:30:48,693
Chad: the middle has an unpleasant ethnic quality

820
0:30:49,054 --> 0:30:51,765
Chad: which is the one genuine laugh of the movie

821
0:30:51,965 --> 0:30:52,347
Chad: for me.

822
0:30:52,761 --> 0:30:54,469
Chad: I couldn't tell if this movie was self

823
0:30:54,509 --> 0:30:56,447
Chad: aware or just terrible, and after watching

824
0:30:56,507 --> 0:30:57,639
Chad: it twice but I'm still not sure.

825
0:30:57,860 --> 0:30:58,845
Chad: But I think it's just terrible.

826
0:30:59,180 --> 0:31:01,407
Bo: Paul Bartell and Mary Warnoff wrote their

827
0:31:01,507 --> 0:31:02,971
Bo: own dialogue for this movie.

828
0:31:03,180 --> 0:31:05,248
Chad: That doesn't mean it's not racist.

829
0:31:05,480 --> 0:31:07,928
Bo: They're both satirists to one degree or

830
0:31:08,009 --> 0:31:10,064
Bo: another and they're kind of reprising the

831
0:31:10,124 --> 0:31:12,811
Bo: roles from eating Raoul and those

832
0:31:12,871 --> 0:31:17,027
Bo: characters are very aristocratic, racist,

833
0:31:17,348 --> 0:31:19,954
Bo: close minded kinds of characters.

834
0:31:20,161 --> 0:31:22,217
Bo: So I think it's just in keeping with that

835
0:31:22,257 --> 0:31:22,560
Bo: character.

836
0:31:22,680 --> 0:31:24,529
Bo: I don't think Paul Bartell actually

837
0:31:24,871 --> 0:31:25,595
Bo: believes that.

838
0:31:25,956 --> 0:31:27,483
Bo: You know, that robot had an unpleasant

839
0:31:27,805 --> 0:31:28,487
Bo: ethnic quality.

840
0:31:28,720 --> 0:31:30,387
Bo: I think he was just goofing.

841
0:31:30,700 --> 0:31:32,909
Bo: I don't think that's directly racist.

842
0:31:33,030 --> 0:31:34,958
Bo: But also, all these people are dead.

843
0:31:34,978 --> 0:31:35,580
Chad: There's no way to know.

844
0:31:35,761 --> 0:31:38,594
Chad: Doctor Stan Simon stands up and says so,

845
0:31:38,695 --> 0:31:39,760
Chad: are there any questions?

846
0:31:39,880 --> 0:31:42,234
Chad: And this one dude stands up and he says yes,

847
0:31:42,374 --> 0:31:44,364
Chad: what do your machines do Besides kill

848
0:31:44,405 --> 0:31:44,746
Chad: people?

849
0:31:44,880 --> 0:31:47,482
Chad: I was like kill people what I judge jury

850
0:31:47,522 --> 0:31:49,949
Chad: and executioner for some handsy kids at a

851
0:31:50,029 --> 0:31:51,032
Chad: Spencer's gift.

852
0:31:51,722 --> 0:31:53,569
Bo: But let me just stop you right there.

853
0:31:53,820 --> 0:31:56,807
Bo: They don't kill, they just incapacitate.

854
0:31:57,120 --> 0:31:59,268
Bo: They fire sleep darts or something.

855
0:31:59,420 --> 0:32:00,982
Bo: They've got sleep darts, they've got the

856
0:32:01,043 --> 0:32:01,706
Bo: tasers.

857
0:32:01,920 --> 0:32:03,746
Bo: They've got laser beams that shoot out of

858
0:32:03,786 --> 0:32:07,547
Bo: their faces Once they identify a suspect,

859
0:32:07,628 --> 0:32:09,091
Bo: they alert the police.

860
0:32:09,320 --> 0:32:11,067
Chad: Plus, getting into the mall now is almost

861
0:32:11,127 --> 0:32:13,726
Chad: impossible because we have steel doors that

862
0:32:13,886 --> 0:32:15,791
Chad: lock from midnight till dawn.

863
0:32:15,940 --> 0:32:17,506
Chad: Come to think of it, the killbots are

864
0:32:17,787 --> 0:32:19,886
Chad: unnecessary since we have those no steel

865
0:32:19,926 --> 0:32:20,227
Chad: doors.

866
0:32:20,320 --> 0:32:21,566
Chad: Forget that last thing I just said.

867
0:32:21,740 --> 0:32:22,905
Chad: You're going to want the killbots.

868
0:32:23,260 --> 0:32:24,606
Chad: You can't get the steel doors without the

869
0:32:24,666 --> 0:32:25,047
Chad: killbots.

870
0:32:25,300 --> 0:32:26,284
Chad: It's a package deal, pete.

871
0:32:26,384 --> 0:32:27,187
Chad: That's how it works.

872
0:32:27,227 --> 0:32:28,090
Bo: You're buying the killbots.

873
0:32:28,342 --> 0:32:29,780
Bo: The steel doors come with the killbots.

874
0:32:29,840 --> 0:32:32,650
Bo: You can't get the doors and no killbots.

875
0:32:32,700 --> 0:32:33,522
Bo: That's the I say.

876
0:32:33,562 --> 0:32:34,785
Bo: On the cake is Paul and.

877
0:32:35,105 --> 0:32:37,871
Chad: Mary, the satirist from the racist side of

878
0:32:37,911 --> 0:32:38,753
Chad: town he lanes in.

879
0:32:38,800 --> 0:32:40,324
Chad: He's like maybe we could use one of the

880
0:32:40,364 --> 0:32:40,785
Chad: restaurant.

881
0:32:40,966 --> 0:32:42,971
Chad: Get rid of the people we don't like.

882
0:32:43,140 --> 0:32:45,348
Chad: And I'm like, based on that ethnic quality

883
0:32:45,388 --> 0:32:46,643
Chad: comment earlier, I know what kind of people

884
0:32:46,663 --> 0:32:47,406
Chad: you're talking about.

885
0:32:47,680 --> 0:32:49,502
Bo: Another guy in the crowd site how they got

886
0:32:49,523 --> 0:32:51,248
Bo: to tell who's a good guy and who's a bad

887
0:32:51,268 --> 0:32:52,050
Bo: guy over here.

888
0:32:52,300 --> 0:32:55,270
Chad: And then Dr Stan Smith says I'm so glassed,

889
0:32:55,360 --> 0:32:57,307
Chad: you asked total stranger who I've never met

890
0:32:57,327 --> 0:32:57,628
Chad: before.

891
0:32:57,788 --> 0:32:58,170
Chad: Wink, wink.

892
0:32:58,440 --> 0:33:00,526
Chad: All employees have to do is show their name

893
0:33:00,566 --> 0:33:02,771
Chad: badge and they won't be shot with sleep

894
0:33:02,811 --> 0:33:05,267
Chad: darts or confused as mal debris or

895
0:33:05,387 --> 0:33:06,170
Chad: electrocuted.

896
0:33:06,280 --> 0:33:09,629
Chad: And then Dr Stan Smith calls the Kilbot

897
0:33:09,649 --> 0:33:11,742
Chad: control room and he says bring Kilbot

898
0:33:11,762 --> 0:33:12,624
Chad: number one online.

899
0:33:12,685 --> 0:33:14,469
Chad: And Kilbot number one comes online and

900
0:33:14,509 --> 0:33:17,746
Chad: scans Dr Stan Smith's badge and it says

901
0:33:17,866 --> 0:33:19,351
Chad: thank you, have a nice day.

902
0:33:19,520 --> 0:33:20,885
Chad: And then the guy in the audience goes yeah,

903
0:33:20,925 --> 0:33:21,909
Chad: follow up question.

904
0:33:22,040 --> 0:33:23,993
Chad: Well, what if the bad guys get another

905
0:33:24,034 --> 0:33:24,940
Chad: employee's badge?

906
0:33:25,000 --> 0:33:26,524
Chad: I mean, couldn't they just run around

907
0:33:26,564 --> 0:33:28,328
Chad: causing all kinds of crimes and they just

908
0:33:28,388 --> 0:33:30,152
Chad: flash somebody else's badge?

909
0:33:30,481 --> 0:33:32,828
Chad: Unfortunately, I'm not taking any more

910
0:33:32,888 --> 0:33:33,369
Chad: questions.

911
0:33:33,510 --> 0:33:35,125
Bo: Don't worry, nothing could possibly go

912
0:33:35,205 --> 0:33:35,546
Bo: wrong.

913
0:33:35,807 --> 0:33:37,505
Bo: Possibly that's the first thing that's ever

914
0:33:37,545 --> 0:33:37,947
Bo: gotten wrong.

915
0:33:38,120 --> 0:33:40,308
Chad: And then we get the movie's title chopping

916
0:33:40,328 --> 0:33:43,446
Chad: mall, and we get this montage of vintage

917
0:33:43,646 --> 0:33:46,353
Chad: 80s mall culture with the opening credits,

918
0:33:46,480 --> 0:33:48,427
Chad: which is arguably a waste of time, but it

919
0:33:48,467 --> 0:33:50,434
Chad: does help to establish the footprint of

920
0:33:50,475 --> 0:33:51,960
Chad: where this movie is taking place.

921
0:33:52,080 --> 0:33:54,782
Chad: So, counselor, I will allow it, and he

922
0:33:54,822 --> 0:33:56,614
Chad: gives us a little entertainment along the

923
0:33:56,675 --> 0:33:58,371
Chad: way, because we start off, we see a kid go

924
0:33:58,412 --> 0:33:59,802
Chad: into an elevator he's eating a big ice

925
0:33:59,842 --> 0:34:01,467
Chad: cream cone and then a bunch of adults rush

926
0:34:01,507 --> 0:34:03,041
Chad: in and the door is closed and they open and

927
0:34:03,061 --> 0:34:04,726
Chad: the kids covered with chocolate ice cream

928
0:34:04,766 --> 0:34:05,850
Chad: all over his face and shirt.

929
0:34:05,980 --> 0:34:06,944
Chad: How or why did that happen?

930
0:34:06,965 --> 0:34:07,587
Chad: I have no idea.

931
0:34:07,740 --> 0:34:08,986
Bo: That's a pretty good gag.

932
0:34:09,160 --> 0:34:11,651
Bo: We see a couple of kids making out on a

933
0:34:11,711 --> 0:34:13,579
Bo: bench and this old couple see him and

934
0:34:13,599 --> 0:34:15,024
Bo: they're like I don't have some of that.

935
0:34:15,144 --> 0:34:16,670
Bo: And they start making out a little bit,

936
0:34:16,861 --> 0:34:18,507
Bo: let's clarify old couple.

937
0:34:18,660 --> 0:34:20,407
Chad: These people are in their 80s.

938
0:34:20,740 --> 0:34:23,486
Bo: They're of the Koala Chlamydia age, where

939
0:34:23,767 --> 0:34:26,192
Bo: they are in some kind of assisted living

940
0:34:26,232 --> 0:34:28,626
Bo: facility that is just running wild with

941
0:34:28,666 --> 0:34:29,569
Bo: syphilis right now.

942
0:34:29,740 --> 0:34:31,507
Chad: They're doing a little like teeth swapping

943
0:34:31,620 --> 0:34:32,863
Chad: yeah that's sexy.

944
0:34:33,180 --> 0:34:35,749
Chad: We see a guy stealing about 50 LPs.

945
0:34:36,030 --> 0:34:37,516
Chad: Those are large record albums for our

946
0:34:37,556 --> 0:34:39,314
Chad: younger listeners and they're stuffed up

947
0:34:39,374 --> 0:34:40,017
Chad: under his shirts.

948
0:34:40,130 --> 0:34:41,831
Chad: It's obvious that he's stealing these and

949
0:34:41,931 --> 0:34:43,076
Chad: he's wearing a button-up shirt.

950
0:34:43,150 --> 0:34:44,376
Chad: I'm like this is a rookie mistake.

951
0:34:44,671 --> 0:34:46,037
Bo: Yeah, that's not great.

952
0:34:46,191 --> 0:34:48,071
Bo: Honestly, when CDs first came out, they put

953
0:34:48,091 --> 0:34:49,256
Bo: them in the long sleeves.

954
0:34:49,650 --> 0:34:51,591
Bo: That was a real anti-theft deterrent, I

955
0:34:51,631 --> 0:34:52,997
Bo: mean for some people Chad.

956
0:34:53,210 --> 0:34:55,258
Chad: Our friend Ben, who's probably stolen more

957
0:34:55,298 --> 0:34:57,296
Chad: things than anybody I've ever known in my

958
0:34:57,356 --> 0:34:57,818
Chad: lifetime.

959
0:34:58,431 --> 0:35:00,006
Chad: Two things he stole that I was always

960
0:35:00,046 --> 0:35:00,430
Chad: impressed with.

961
0:35:00,691 --> 0:35:02,396
Chad: One was he went into a store that was

962
0:35:02,416 --> 0:35:03,039
Chad: called TGNY.

963
0:35:03,470 --> 0:35:05,597
Chad: It was a precursor to Walmart, like a local

964
0:35:05,757 --> 0:35:06,560
Chad: five-in-dime chain.

965
0:35:06,850 --> 0:35:08,918
Chad: He and another guy went into this TGNY,

966
0:35:09,210 --> 0:35:10,310
Chad: went back to the sporting goods store and

967
0:35:10,330 --> 0:35:12,257
Chad: just picked up a canoe and walked out with

968
0:35:12,317 --> 0:35:12,357
Chad: it.

969
0:35:13,270 --> 0:35:15,234
Chad: Wow, that is impressive, Thinking no one's

970
0:35:15,254 --> 0:35:16,975
Chad: gonna stop me if I walk out with a canoe.

971
0:35:17,190 --> 0:35:18,255
Chad: They're gonna think I paid for it.

972
0:35:18,410 --> 0:35:18,973
Bo: And he was right.

973
0:35:19,033 --> 0:35:19,656
Bo: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

974
0:35:19,950 --> 0:35:22,950
Chad: And he lived probably close to a mile, and

975
0:35:22,971 --> 0:35:24,276
Chad: they carried it back to his house.

976
0:35:24,450 --> 0:35:26,155
Chad: Another fun fact he lived nowhere near a

977
0:35:26,195 --> 0:35:26,817
Chad: body of water.

978
0:35:27,098 --> 0:35:27,800
Bo: But he had a canoe.

979
0:35:28,070 --> 0:35:31,611
Chad: He also stole full-body cow costume from a

980
0:35:31,691 --> 0:35:33,871
Chad: Coach House gifts in a shopping mall by

981
0:35:33,931 --> 0:35:35,557
Chad: stuffing it down his pants, which is

982
0:35:35,617 --> 0:35:36,239
Chad: impressive.

983
0:35:36,410 --> 0:35:38,157
Chad: And then he proceeded to put on that cow

984
0:35:38,197 --> 0:35:40,416
Chad: costume, wear it to a high school football

985
0:35:40,456 --> 0:35:43,192
Chad: game and jump down on the field, and what

986
0:35:43,293 --> 0:35:44,978
Chad: the write-up report said from the vice

987
0:35:45,018 --> 0:35:47,257
Chad: principal was that he was down on the field

988
0:35:47,450 --> 0:35:49,699
Chad: simulating masturbation with cow outage.

989
0:35:49,770 --> 0:35:51,571
Bo: Yeah, how do you nod, I don't know, when

990
0:35:51,591 --> 0:35:53,759
Bo: you're milking yourself in a cow outfit.

991
0:35:53,970 --> 0:35:55,095
Bo: I posed that question to you.

992
0:35:55,370 --> 0:35:56,675
Bo: How do you not seem like you're

993
0:35:56,695 --> 0:35:57,711
Bo: masturbating Any?

994
0:35:57,871 --> 0:36:00,832
Chad: lawyer worth a nickel can say do you know

995
0:36:00,872 --> 0:36:01,957
Chad: what masturbation is?

996
0:36:02,210 --> 0:36:03,737
Chad: Yes, these are udders.

997
0:36:04,011 --> 0:36:05,190
Chad: This isn't masturbation, right?

998
0:36:05,310 --> 0:36:07,253
Chad: Sure, they look similar, but, sir, you need

999
0:36:07,273 --> 0:36:09,099
Chad: to go spend a little bit of time with 4-H

1000
0:36:09,430 --> 0:36:12,099
Chad: Can you milk an udder and a penis?

1001
0:36:12,330 --> 0:36:14,691
Bo: Yes, the answer to that is clearly yes, but

1002
0:36:15,133 --> 0:36:17,051
Bo: just because the motions are the same does

1003
0:36:17,111 --> 0:36:18,910
Bo: not mean they achieve the same level of

1004
0:36:18,950 --> 0:36:20,476
Bo: inappropriateness in public or even

1005
0:36:20,496 --> 0:36:21,078
Bo: satisfaction.

1006
0:36:21,150 --> 0:36:22,355
Chad: You'll have to go ask the cow in the bull

1007
0:36:22,375 --> 0:36:23,058
Chad: to get that answer.

1008
0:36:23,270 --> 0:36:25,472
Chad: During this montage in the mall we do see a

1009
0:36:25,532 --> 0:36:28,231
Chad: kid in a video game arcade playing and then

1010
0:36:28,271 --> 0:36:30,739
Chad: this guy rolls up who's clearly a pedophile.

1011
0:36:30,830 --> 0:36:32,256
Chad: So the kid leaves and then the pervert

1012
0:36:32,350 --> 0:36:33,636
Chad: takes over playing the kid's game.

1013
0:36:33,730 --> 0:36:35,758
Chad: Which wasn't that an awesome opportunity

1014
0:36:35,870 --> 0:36:37,194
Chad: when you were in an arcade.

1015
0:36:37,335 --> 0:36:38,900
Chad: And then some kid's mom comes up.

1016
0:36:38,990 --> 0:36:40,095
Chad: You know, billy, we gotta go.

1017
0:36:40,290 --> 0:36:41,730
Chad: And then Billy leaves and you take over, or

1018
0:36:41,751 --> 0:36:43,682
Chad: a pedophile rolls up and scares the kid

1019
0:36:43,783 --> 0:36:43,944
Chad: away.

1020
0:36:43,984 --> 0:36:44,970
Bo: Yeah, but you get that full play.

1021
0:36:45,010 --> 0:36:46,396
Bo: Yeah, that was the best man.

1022
0:36:46,670 --> 0:36:47,835
Chad: Like hey, you want to take over my game?

1023
0:36:47,855 --> 0:36:48,618
Chad: Hell yeah, I will.

1024
0:36:48,850 --> 0:36:51,111
Bo: You just saved me 25 cents buddy Also,

1025
0:36:51,171 --> 0:36:54,080
Bo: there's a gag where a woman is navigating

1026
0:36:54,230 --> 0:36:56,117
Bo: the crowd at the food court with this tray

1027
0:36:56,157 --> 0:36:56,499
Bo: of food.

1028
0:36:56,550 --> 0:36:57,776
Chad: Yeah, How's that gonna end, Beau?

1029
0:36:58,211 --> 0:36:59,055
Bo: Oh, not good Chad.

1030
0:36:59,250 --> 0:37:01,599
Bo: We see a guy holding a bunch of boxes.

1031
0:37:01,730 --> 0:37:02,976
Bo: He dumps them on the escalator.

1032
0:37:03,330 --> 0:37:07,391
Bo: When he sees some babes with sashes and

1033
0:37:07,491 --> 0:37:09,438
Bo: bathing suits coming down the other side,

1034
0:37:09,670 --> 0:37:10,815
Bo: hey, you want to be in a movie.

1035
0:37:11,810 --> 0:37:12,694
Chad: You got a bikini.

1036
0:37:13,792 --> 0:37:15,056
Chad: Oh, you got high heels.

1037
0:37:15,457 --> 0:37:16,018
Chad: Tell me more.

1038
0:37:16,179 --> 0:37:16,941
Chad: Put on this sash.

1039
0:37:17,150 --> 0:37:18,034
Chad: You're gonna be in the movie.

1040
0:37:18,074 --> 0:37:19,635
Chad: All right, you know how to milk a cow.

1041
0:37:19,930 --> 0:37:21,115
Chad: You know how to milk a bull.

1042
0:37:22,251 --> 0:37:24,258
Bo: As we've discussed twice now on this show,

1043
0:37:24,530 --> 0:37:27,112
Bo: Jim Weynorski is a great A-Cream and I am

1044
0:37:27,192 --> 0:37:29,932
Bo: sure that your impression of this is far

1045
0:37:29,993 --> 0:37:32,344
Bo: closer to the truth than either of us would

1046
0:37:32,405 --> 0:37:32,710
Bo: care to do.

1047
0:37:32,750 --> 0:37:33,996
Chad: Yeah, and I just want to go on record and

1048
0:37:34,016 --> 0:37:35,977
Chad: say I was shocked at how reserved this

1049
0:37:36,037 --> 0:37:38,814
Chad: movie was with its creepiness Although no,

1050
0:37:39,015 --> 0:37:40,972
Chad: we'll get into it in a minute but the

1051
0:37:41,012 --> 0:37:42,871
Chad: majority of the nudity takes place in one

1052
0:37:42,891 --> 0:37:46,452
Chad: of the most strange environments, with all

1053
0:37:46,653 --> 0:37:48,980
Chad: types of comings and goings going on, pun

1054
0:37:49,020 --> 0:37:49,421
Chad: intended.

1055
0:37:49,510 --> 0:37:52,298
Bo: There's a real like polyamorous vibe to a

1056
0:37:52,338 --> 0:37:54,916
Bo: lot of this, so the woman navigating the

1057
0:37:54,936 --> 0:37:56,574
Bo: tray of food, like this whole bit, ends

1058
0:37:56,774 --> 0:37:59,171
Bo: with her just getting to the table and then

1059
0:37:59,231 --> 0:38:01,259
Bo: totally whipping it and dumping the food

1060
0:38:01,350 --> 0:38:02,830
Bo: all over somebody else at the table.

1061
0:38:02,890 --> 0:38:06,741
Bo: It's a real tin chocolate cream pies.

1062
0:38:07,454 --> 0:38:10,277
Chad: Whoa, if you get that reference, you're old.

1063
0:38:10,410 --> 0:38:12,493
Bo: As a wise man once said, there are as yet

1064
0:38:12,674 --> 0:38:14,840
Bo: undiscovered tribes in the Amazon.

1065
0:38:14,970 --> 0:38:15,693
Bo: Who could see that?

1066
0:38:15,734 --> 0:38:16,336
Chad: joke coming.

1067
0:38:17,430 --> 0:38:18,836
Chad: We get to a restaurant in the food court

1068
0:38:18,930 --> 0:38:20,757
Chad: where all of the walls are covered in cross

1069
0:38:20,817 --> 0:38:22,735
Chad: promotion of other terrible slasher and

1070
0:38:22,755 --> 0:38:23,498
Chad: sci-fi films.

1071
0:38:23,670 --> 0:38:25,658
Chad: One assumed that were produced by Roger

1072
0:38:25,698 --> 0:38:27,115
Chad: Corman or members of his family.

1073
0:38:27,190 --> 0:38:29,778
Chad: And here we meet two of our movie's four

1074
0:38:29,898 --> 0:38:32,436
Chad: female characters, Allison and Susie.

1075
0:38:32,510 --> 0:38:34,156
Chad: They are working as waitresses in this

1076
0:38:34,257 --> 0:38:34,698
Chad: restaurant.

1077
0:38:34,910 --> 0:38:38,053
Chad: Allison is our movie's final girl and Susie

1078
0:38:38,073 --> 0:38:39,238
Chad: was gonna call her the waitress.

1079
0:38:39,330 --> 0:38:40,631
Chad: To keep all of this straightened until they

1080
0:38:40,732 --> 0:38:41,676
Chad: one by one get killed.

1081
0:38:41,830 --> 0:38:43,156
Chad: I like how they're shouting out all that

1082
0:38:43,270 --> 0:38:44,274
Chad: make them up diner.

1083
0:38:44,314 --> 0:38:46,693
Chad: Speak to this fat chef who's working in an

1084
0:38:46,854 --> 0:38:47,436
Chad: open kitchen.

1085
0:38:47,510 --> 0:38:50,058
Chad: He looks like if chef by RD's life went

1086
0:38:50,158 --> 0:38:51,773
Chad: terribly wrong in every way.

1087
0:38:51,833 --> 0:38:54,435
Chad: He's openly smoking and he's wearing this

1088
0:38:54,635 --> 0:38:57,571
Chad: t-shirt that looks like a used diaper, Just

1089
0:38:57,711 --> 0:38:58,997
Chad: smeared with shit.

1090
0:38:59,130 --> 0:39:02,340
Bo: This was at a time when a short order cook

1091
0:39:02,750 --> 0:39:05,830
Bo: was expected to be smoking as he cooked, it

1092
0:39:05,850 --> 0:39:08,651
Bo: looked disgusting and unshaven and it is

1093
0:39:08,771 --> 0:39:12,392
Bo: the culinary embodiment of the line ah, you

1094
0:39:12,412 --> 0:39:13,437
Bo: can barely see dim nipples.

1095
0:39:13,670 --> 0:39:16,211
Bo: Like if you could take that line and shove

1096
0:39:16,231 --> 0:39:17,455
Bo: it into a cook's outfit.

1097
0:39:17,515 --> 0:39:19,060
Bo: It's this guy, it's this human being.

1098
0:39:19,270 --> 0:39:20,295
Chad: Allison drops a plate.

1099
0:39:20,390 --> 0:39:22,197
Chad: This gives both she and Susie a chance to

1100
0:39:22,257 --> 0:39:24,014
Chad: bend over and give us a little exposition

1101
0:39:24,034 --> 0:39:24,937
Chad: as they're cleaning up the mess.

1102
0:39:24,977 --> 0:39:27,034
Chad: And Susie says tonight's the night, you

1103
0:39:27,074 --> 0:39:28,339
Chad: gotta come to this party.

1104
0:39:28,550 --> 0:39:30,337
Chad: I set you up, this really cute guy.

1105
0:39:30,510 --> 0:39:34,133
Chad: And then chef boy RDUI shouts out hey, come

1106
0:39:34,314 --> 0:39:35,418
Chad: on, take the food.

1107
0:39:35,734 --> 0:39:36,588
Chad: The wallet's hot.

1108
0:39:36,710 --> 0:39:38,351
Chad: I'm not gonna go take out a break and do

1109
0:39:38,451 --> 0:39:40,671
Chad: the drugs and the walk in the cooler which

1110
0:39:40,871 --> 0:39:42,978
Chad: he does have a terrible Italian accent,

1111
0:39:43,018 --> 0:39:43,760
Chad: which was surprising.

1112
0:39:43,910 --> 0:39:46,579
Bo: And Susie, by the way, is warning Allison

1113
0:39:46,830 --> 0:39:49,057
Bo: about this fat customer that likes to get

1114
0:39:49,118 --> 0:39:49,599
Bo: handsy.

1115
0:39:49,970 --> 0:39:52,353
Bo: And the way she puts it is yeah, that orca

1116
0:39:52,413 --> 0:39:56,676
Bo: beaches here every week, which is wow that

1117
0:39:56,837 --> 0:39:58,000
Bo: is really rough.

1118
0:39:58,150 --> 0:39:59,836
Chad: The scene does end with him shouting out

1119
0:39:59,937 --> 0:40:01,011
Chad: more butter, Poor.

1120
0:40:01,292 --> 0:40:01,734
Bo: Allison.

1121
0:40:01,915 --> 0:40:03,672
Bo: It's up dropping a dish and that's where

1122
0:40:03,994 --> 0:40:06,356
Bo: Susie is, like I forget what chef boy RDUI

1123
0:40:06,396 --> 0:40:06,958
Bo: has to say.

1124
0:40:07,230 --> 0:40:09,096
Bo: You should come to this party that we're

1125
0:40:09,136 --> 0:40:09,417
Bo: gonna have.

1126
0:40:09,437 --> 0:40:10,340
Bo: We'll get to that.

1127
0:40:10,510 --> 0:40:12,991
Chad: The movie cuts to Kilbot control room where

1128
0:40:13,031 --> 0:40:14,617
Chad: some technician is just hanging out.

1129
0:40:14,790 --> 0:40:16,497
Chad: And then the movie cuts to the city skyline

1130
0:40:16,550 --> 0:40:18,738
Chad: where bolts of lightning are striking earth

1131
0:40:18,890 --> 0:40:20,791
Chad: with such force and frequency I thought we

1132
0:40:20,811 --> 0:40:22,798
Chad: were on some planet from the Dune series.

1133
0:40:23,030 --> 0:40:24,998
Chad: And then one of the bolts I mean it's like

1134
0:40:25,070 --> 0:40:27,790
Chad: kapow kapow one bolt strikes the mall and,

1135
0:40:27,830 --> 0:40:30,078
Chad: like Frankenstein, our monsters come to

1136
0:40:30,139 --> 0:40:32,197
Chad: life, but in this movie the monsters of the

1137
0:40:32,217 --> 0:40:35,036
Chad: Kilbots and they directly bypass that stage

1138
0:40:35,077 --> 0:40:37,332
Chad: of benevolent kindness and they just go

1139
0:40:37,392 --> 0:40:39,732
Chad: straight to murdering, rampage as part of

1140
0:40:39,792 --> 0:40:41,057
Chad: this particular narrative.

1141
0:40:41,230 --> 0:40:44,751
Bo: This is a storm equivalent to the one that

1142
0:40:44,851 --> 0:40:47,279
Bo: sets off the horrible, fine chain of events

1143
0:40:47,490 --> 0:40:48,616
Bo: in the movie Poltergeist.

1144
0:40:48,850 --> 0:40:50,797
Bo: It is lightning, and when everything is

1145
0:40:50,837 --> 0:40:53,576
Bo: going wrong Also the nerd here watching

1146
0:40:53,616 --> 0:40:55,393
Bo: over the Kilbots when the lightning hits

1147
0:40:55,634 --> 0:40:56,478
Bo: also smoking.

1148
0:40:56,710 --> 0:40:58,511
Chad: Yeah, because it was the 80s and that's

1149
0:40:58,571 --> 0:41:00,932
Chad: what you did in every movie and you looked

1150
0:41:00,972 --> 0:41:03,014
Chad: at pornography, because he's looking at a

1151
0:41:03,054 --> 0:41:04,950
Chad: playboy or penthouse or something and

1152
0:41:05,031 --> 0:41:07,238
Chad: unfolding it and he's giving it a va va, va

1153
0:41:07,258 --> 0:41:08,955
Chad: boom, and then one of the Kilbots just

1154
0:41:09,015 --> 0:41:10,974
Chad: comes over and, using its pincher claw,

1155
0:41:11,094 --> 0:41:13,060
Chad: kills this nerd technician.

1156
0:41:13,250 --> 0:41:15,118
Bo: It just goes right through the center fold

1157
0:41:15,270 --> 0:41:18,660
Bo: and grabs the guy by the throat question

1158
0:41:18,700 --> 0:41:18,961
Bo: mark.

1159
0:41:19,190 --> 0:41:20,937
Bo: When he falls down he's got a bloody neck,

1160
0:41:21,030 --> 0:41:23,397
Bo: but it's real unclear as to how this

1161
0:41:23,477 --> 0:41:24,881
Bo: particular murder happens.

1162
0:41:25,310 --> 0:41:28,099
Chad: I love how this movie doesn't give any real

1163
0:41:28,259 --> 0:41:30,177
Chad: reason as to why any of this is happening.

1164
0:41:30,290 --> 0:41:32,631
Chad: I mean, it's like in short circuit, the

1165
0:41:32,831 --> 0:41:34,517
Chad: robots got electrocuted and that's what

1166
0:41:34,577 --> 0:41:35,139
Chad: brings them to life.

1167
0:41:35,270 --> 0:41:38,130
Chad: This just jumps from A to Z so fast, Like

1168
0:41:38,150 --> 0:41:39,937
Chad: there's never a moment of well you know,

1169
0:41:40,017 --> 0:41:42,116
Chad: sir, if the Kilbots were to get a surge of

1170
0:41:42,176 --> 0:41:43,953
Chad: electricity, it could potentially cause

1171
0:41:44,013 --> 0:41:46,461
Chad: problems with their safety software.

1172
0:41:46,510 --> 0:41:47,455
Chad: Like none of that.

1173
0:41:47,630 --> 0:41:49,197
Chad: Like you're in a movie called Chopping Mall.

1174
0:41:49,230 --> 0:41:50,835
Chad: What do you think these idiots want to see?

1175
0:41:51,016 --> 0:41:53,212
Bo: No bullshit, Cut the credits, and even the

1176
0:41:53,312 --> 0:41:55,178
Bo: nerdlinger will get to in a little bit.

1177
0:41:55,258 --> 0:41:57,235
Bo: Ferdy, his character should be the one

1178
0:41:57,276 --> 0:41:59,216
Bo: that's like oh, I think I see what happened,

1179
0:41:59,310 --> 0:42:01,037
Bo: that lightning hit the antenna.

1180
0:42:01,432 --> 0:42:02,456
Bo: No, no, no, none of that.

1181
0:42:02,510 --> 0:42:04,257
Bo: Like you said, we're not fucking around

1182
0:42:04,317 --> 0:42:04,418
Bo: here.

1183
0:42:04,530 --> 0:42:05,515
Bo: The movie's called Chopping Mall.

1184
0:42:05,590 --> 0:42:06,976
Bo: Let's get to some chopping, chop, chop.

1185
0:42:07,150 --> 0:42:09,278
Chad: So we cut to our three male leads in this

1186
0:42:09,358 --> 0:42:12,077
Chad: movie who work in a store that's called

1187
0:42:12,218 --> 0:42:14,651
Chad: Furniture King and they sell housewares and,

1188
0:42:14,691 --> 0:42:15,996
Chad: as the name implies, furniture is a bunch

1189
0:42:16,016 --> 0:42:18,095
Chad: of couches and lamps and TVs and whatever

1190
0:42:18,175 --> 0:42:19,991
Chad: the film crew could scrounge up from the

1191
0:42:20,313 --> 0:42:21,798
Chad: local Goodwill store.

1192
0:42:22,191 --> 0:42:23,777
Bo: And yeah, you know this is a real Goodwill

1193
0:42:23,950 --> 0:42:25,557
Bo: kind of put together situation.

1194
0:42:25,630 --> 0:42:27,978
Chad: There's Mike, who's the douchebag of the

1195
0:42:28,018 --> 0:42:30,931
Chad: bunch, and then there's Greg I'm going to

1196
0:42:30,951 --> 0:42:32,096
Chad: call him the sensible one.

1197
0:42:32,190 --> 0:42:34,158
Chad: And then there's Ferdy, who's the nerdy one.

1198
0:42:34,230 --> 0:42:36,234
Chad: That's easy to remember, cause Ferdy rhymes

1199
0:42:36,254 --> 0:42:38,997
Chad: with nerdy and every male in this movie has

1200
0:42:39,037 --> 0:42:40,020
Chad: a female counterpart.

1201
0:42:40,150 --> 0:42:41,917
Chad: So Greg, the sensible one, he's paired with

1202
0:42:41,957 --> 0:42:43,074
Chad: Susie, the waitress from earlier.

1203
0:42:43,350 --> 0:42:45,457
Chad: Mike the douchebag is paired with Leslie,

1204
0:42:45,497 --> 0:42:47,453
Chad: the sexy one and I'm using that term

1205
0:42:47,855 --> 0:42:49,855
Chad: loosely and then Ferdy gets paired with

1206
0:42:49,975 --> 0:42:51,812
Chad: Allison, our final girl, and then later

1207
0:42:51,832 --> 0:42:53,398
Chad: we're going to meet Rick and Linda.

1208
0:42:53,750 --> 0:42:56,098
Chad: Now, none of that matters, but we are going

1209
0:42:56,119 --> 0:42:57,394
Chad: to try to keep it all straight, as the

1210
0:42:57,414 --> 0:42:59,777
Chad: killbots, one by one, murder these people.

1211
0:42:59,890 --> 0:43:02,759
Bo: They're giving Ferdy a little bit of grief

1212
0:43:03,090 --> 0:43:04,991
Bo: just because he's a nerdlinger and they're

1213
0:43:05,031 --> 0:43:06,838
Bo: like hey, we got some beer for the party,

1214
0:43:07,110 --> 0:43:09,132
Bo: but we need a place to have it and Ferdy,

1215
0:43:09,553 --> 0:43:12,181
Bo: our nerd because of you know, nerdy is like

1216
0:43:12,350 --> 0:43:14,157
Bo: geez guys, I don't know if we should host

1217
0:43:14,197 --> 0:43:16,016
Bo: the party in my store over here because,

1218
0:43:16,270 --> 0:43:18,392
Bo: hey, this is my uncle's store and I'm a for

1219
0:43:18,412 --> 0:43:19,557
Bo: a big promotion maybe.

1220
0:43:19,870 --> 0:43:21,756
Chad: But Ferdy doesn't even look like a nerd.

1221
0:43:21,877 --> 0:43:22,820
Chad: He's a handsome dude.

1222
0:43:22,890 --> 0:43:24,355
Chad: He's just wearing glasses and he's not

1223
0:43:24,436 --> 0:43:26,454
Chad: terribly tall, but there's nothing about

1224
0:43:26,515 --> 0:43:27,993
Chad: him that like you didn't have some white

1225
0:43:28,054 --> 0:43:29,392
Chad: tape that you could stick in the middle of

1226
0:43:29,452 --> 0:43:30,135
Chad: his glasses.

1227
0:43:30,470 --> 0:43:31,435
Chad: How is that not there?

1228
0:43:31,730 --> 0:43:32,934
Bo: More than that, Chad.

1229
0:43:33,075 --> 0:43:34,470
Bo: It's that we're going to take off the

1230
0:43:34,490 --> 0:43:36,317
Bo: glasses and suddenly we're dealing with a

1231
0:43:36,377 --> 0:43:39,179
Bo: hunk and a babe, and it's that in space

1232
0:43:39,310 --> 0:43:41,797
Bo: Like Ferdy is the most competent put

1233
0:43:41,817 --> 0:43:45,357
Bo: together person in the entire film and is

1234
0:43:45,457 --> 0:43:47,892
Bo: treated like he is the biggest doofus.

1235
0:43:47,932 --> 0:43:50,700
Bo: But that's also a very 80s kind of trope.

1236
0:43:51,150 --> 0:43:52,871
Bo: But they don't do it well here, well, no,

1237
0:43:52,891 --> 0:43:55,340
Bo: well, I mean you've shown me anything

1238
0:43:55,410 --> 0:43:56,495
Bo: that's done well in this movie.

1239
0:43:56,670 --> 0:43:58,597
Chad: Mike the douchebag says the fridge is full

1240
0:43:58,637 --> 0:43:58,938
Chad: of beer.

1241
0:43:59,150 --> 0:44:01,016
Chad: Rick and Linda bringing the food and we've

1242
0:44:01,076 --> 0:44:02,340
Chad: got clean sheets.

1243
0:44:02,630 --> 0:44:04,236
Chad: And I was like clean sheets, what's going

1244
0:44:04,256 --> 0:44:06,074
Chad: to you, oh God.

1245
0:44:06,470 --> 0:44:08,237
Chad: So then the movie cuts to our fourth couple,

1246
0:44:08,310 --> 0:44:10,136
Chad: the aforementioned Rick and Linda.

1247
0:44:10,297 --> 0:44:11,912
Chad: They are in a truck and the truck's on the

1248
0:44:11,933 --> 0:44:13,530
Chad: side of the road having car trouble and

1249
0:44:13,550 --> 0:44:15,537
Chad: they're on the way to the mall for this

1250
0:44:15,597 --> 0:44:16,139
Chad: party boat.

1251
0:44:16,390 --> 0:44:19,078
Chad: And this feels like a scene from what I

1252
0:44:19,099 --> 0:44:21,495
Chad: would classify as a in the woods camping

1253
0:44:21,555 --> 0:44:22,338
Chad: horror film.

1254
0:44:22,599 --> 0:44:23,160
Chad: But we're not.

1255
0:44:23,310 --> 0:44:25,617
Chad: We're in this urban California shopping

1256
0:44:25,697 --> 0:44:26,760
Chad: techno horror film.

1257
0:44:26,950 --> 0:44:28,957
Chad: Cause here, arguably, you're setting up why

1258
0:44:28,977 --> 0:44:31,036
Chad: the truck won't start later in our movie.

1259
0:44:31,130 --> 0:44:32,671
Chad: It's had a little trouble here, it won't

1260
0:44:32,711 --> 0:44:33,574
Chad: turn over later.

1261
0:44:33,735 --> 0:44:35,119
Chad: But here none of this matters.

1262
0:44:35,350 --> 0:44:36,636
Chad: It doesn't matter that they're in the truck,

1263
0:44:36,990 --> 0:44:38,395
Chad: doesn't matter that it won't turn over.

1264
0:44:38,696 --> 0:44:40,448
Bo: None of that, just have them show up at the

1265
0:44:40,468 --> 0:44:40,550
Bo: mall.

1266
0:44:40,570 --> 0:44:42,998
Bo: There is so much unnecessary backstory in

1267
0:44:43,018 --> 0:44:43,400
Bo: this scene.

1268
0:44:43,510 --> 0:44:45,978
Bo: Not only do we get the fact that the truck

1269
0:44:46,038 --> 0:44:48,394
Bo: is hard to start, we get the fact that

1270
0:44:48,575 --> 0:44:51,134
Bo: Linda is the one who fixes it, because

1271
0:44:51,356 --> 0:44:53,172
Bo: she's the really good mechanic Don't matter

1272
0:44:53,212 --> 0:44:53,795
Bo: later at all.

1273
0:44:53,930 --> 0:44:55,617
Bo: Right, they're married, but they have all

1274
0:44:55,637 --> 0:44:57,416
Bo: this money suck in the new business.

1275
0:44:57,711 --> 0:45:00,244
Chad: R and L automotive and the R and L are in a

1276
0:45:00,284 --> 0:45:00,545
Chad: heart.

1277
0:45:00,626 --> 0:45:01,490
Chad: That's cause they're in a heart.

1278
0:45:01,550 --> 0:45:02,695
Bo: Also don't matter.

1279
0:45:03,130 --> 0:45:05,137
Bo: The guy's kind of reluctant to go.

1280
0:45:05,670 --> 0:45:07,857
Bo: But then Linda shows him a little lingerie

1281
0:45:07,898 --> 0:45:08,439
Bo: that she was like.

1282
0:45:08,550 --> 0:45:09,996
Bo: Well, I guess I won't have anywhere to wear

1283
0:45:10,036 --> 0:45:10,317
Bo: this.

1284
0:45:10,610 --> 0:45:12,892
Bo: His eyes bug out like a cartoon wolf and he

1285
0:45:12,992 --> 0:45:15,446
Bo: puts the pedal to the metal to get to the

1286
0:45:15,486 --> 0:45:16,089
Bo: shopping mall.

1287
0:45:16,230 --> 0:45:18,978
Bo: But all of this stuff is completely

1288
0:45:19,118 --> 0:45:20,852
Bo: unnecessary to the film, yeah Just have

1289
0:45:20,872 --> 0:45:21,475
Bo: them show up at the mall.

1290
0:45:21,590 --> 0:45:24,317
Bo: Yeah, and one wonders if there is not some

1291
0:45:24,417 --> 0:45:27,294
Bo: version where the fact that she's a good

1292
0:45:27,354 --> 0:45:29,360
Bo: mechanic and he's not somehow it has

1293
0:45:29,450 --> 0:45:31,035
Bo: something to do with something when it

1294
0:45:31,075 --> 0:45:33,293
Bo: comes to this movie, but it never

1295
0:45:33,554 --> 0:45:34,498
Bo: materializes.

1296
0:45:34,590 --> 0:45:37,117
Bo: It's a real check-offs mechanic that

1297
0:45:37,197 --> 0:45:38,601
Bo: doesn't ever go off, I guess.

1298
0:45:38,621 --> 0:45:40,655
Chad: So Mike the douchebag goes into a women's

1299
0:45:40,735 --> 0:45:43,514
Chad: clothing store to check in with Leslie the

1300
0:45:43,575 --> 0:45:45,334
Chad: sexy one, and he sneaks up behind her and

1301
0:45:45,354 --> 0:45:47,294
Chad: just grabs her breast with both hands.

1302
0:45:47,710 --> 0:45:50,196
Chad: Oh sure, classy, typical Mike the douchebag.

1303
0:45:50,370 --> 0:45:52,317
Chad: And then Mike says, hey, I can't wait for

1304
0:45:52,337 --> 0:45:52,498
Chad: tonight.

1305
0:45:53,030 --> 0:45:55,197
Chad: And then these two just start violently

1306
0:45:55,317 --> 0:45:56,551
Chad: making out in the store.

1307
0:45:56,732 --> 0:45:58,911
Chad: She is an employee of this place and she's

1308
0:45:58,931 --> 0:46:00,798
Chad: just sticking her tongue down the throat of

1309
0:46:00,838 --> 0:46:02,516
Chad: this guy, not just an employee.

1310
0:46:02,910 --> 0:46:05,577
Bo: The employee of her father, who may

1311
0:46:05,637 --> 0:46:08,413
Bo: question, mark owned this clothing store.

1312
0:46:08,533 --> 0:46:10,900
Speaker 3: Because he just comes out and is like hmm,

1313
0:46:11,972 --> 0:46:13,657
Speaker 3: yeah, how about you leave a little room for

1314
0:46:13,677 --> 0:46:14,219
Speaker 3: the Holy Ghost?

1315
0:46:15,050 --> 0:46:16,836
Chad: Would you mind removing your hand from the

1316
0:46:16,937 --> 0:46:19,495
Chad: front of my daughter's Calvin Klein

1317
0:46:19,735 --> 0:46:20,698
Chad: dungarees?

1318
0:46:21,671 --> 0:46:23,428
Bo: Sorry Dad, I was just excited because we're

1319
0:46:23,448 --> 0:46:24,775
Bo: going to Susie's birthday party.

1320
0:46:24,970 --> 0:46:27,358
Speaker 3: Very good Lock up and I'll keep an eye on

1321
0:46:27,378 --> 0:46:28,000
Speaker 3: this riff-raff.

1322
0:46:28,230 --> 0:46:31,238
Bo: Allison's dad is on the phone with her at

1323
0:46:31,258 --> 0:46:34,516
Bo: the mall and why she has to call her dad to

1324
0:46:34,576 --> 0:46:36,310
Bo: say, hey, I'm thinking of going to this

1325
0:46:36,371 --> 0:46:39,379
Bo: party being held here at the mall for some

1326
0:46:39,460 --> 0:46:39,841
Bo: reason.

1327
0:46:40,110 --> 0:46:41,856
Chad: I thought all of these people are in their

1328
0:46:41,977 --> 0:46:42,900
Chad: mid to late 20s.

1329
0:46:43,030 --> 0:46:43,953
Bo: Oh, absolutely.

1330
0:46:44,074 --> 0:46:46,160
Bo: Everybody in this movie absolutely looks

1331
0:46:46,200 --> 0:46:48,657
Bo: like they are old enough to drive, vote and

1332
0:46:48,677 --> 0:46:49,239
Bo: be drafted.

1333
0:46:49,770 --> 0:46:52,299
Chad: Rent a car, possibly adopt another person.

1334
0:46:52,550 --> 0:46:55,517
Bo: In fact, for a while there I thought Susie

1335
0:46:55,717 --> 0:46:56,920
Bo: had adopted Allison.

1336
0:46:58,391 --> 0:46:59,664
Chad: Well, she gets off the phone with her dad

1337
0:46:59,684 --> 0:47:00,772
Chad: and she's like I love you, daddy.

1338
0:47:01,012 --> 0:47:02,778
Chad: And then the movie pans out and we see that

1339
0:47:03,019 --> 0:47:05,276
Chad: Allison and Susie are in a locker room

1340
0:47:05,376 --> 0:47:07,534
Chad: where they're changing clothes, and it also

1341
0:47:07,575 --> 0:47:09,390
Chad: appears that there are showers for the mall

1342
0:47:09,511 --> 0:47:10,234
Chad: employees to use.

1343
0:47:10,415 --> 0:47:13,109
Chad: But I worked in a couple of malls earlier

1344
0:47:13,129 --> 0:47:13,832
Chad: in my life.

1345
0:47:14,033 --> 0:47:15,619
Chad: This is 100% made up.

1346
0:47:15,810 --> 0:47:17,698
Chad: This does not exist in the real world of.

1347
0:47:18,010 --> 0:47:19,757
Chad: Maybe it's a fancy California mall.

1348
0:47:20,110 --> 0:47:20,612
Chad: I don't think so.

1349
0:47:20,692 --> 0:47:22,177
Chad: I think that the director was like anybody

1350
0:47:23,390 --> 0:47:24,416
Chad: want to be in a movie.

1351
0:47:24,476 --> 0:47:25,977
Chad: Take it top off, walk around over here.

1352
0:47:26,037 --> 0:47:27,650
Chad: We're in the shower scene at the mall, are

1353
0:47:27,670 --> 0:47:28,695
Chad: you sure I have to do?

1354
0:47:28,715 --> 0:47:29,600
Speaker 3: this, Mr Woodhouse.

1355
0:47:29,931 --> 0:47:31,255
Speaker 3: Hey, you know how to milk a cow.

1356
0:47:31,275 --> 0:47:33,753
Chad: You know how to milk a bull, you like to

1357
0:47:33,813 --> 0:47:34,635
Chad: ride escalators?

1358
0:47:36,099 --> 0:47:37,571
Chad: You like to ride anything else when you

1359
0:47:37,591 --> 0:47:37,712
Chad: going?

1360
0:47:37,732 --> 0:47:38,676
Chad: Hey, come back here, sweet cheeks.

1361
0:47:39,290 --> 0:47:42,018
Bo: Allison tells Susie hey, I'm going to go to

1362
0:47:42,039 --> 0:47:42,721
Bo: this party.

1363
0:47:43,010 --> 0:47:44,636
Bo: Of course Susie is very excited by this.

1364
0:47:44,776 --> 0:47:47,054
Bo: On their way out, susie borrows a bunch of

1365
0:47:47,135 --> 0:47:48,539
Bo: hairspray and makeup.

1366
0:47:48,850 --> 0:47:50,516
Bo: Then they head back inside the store

1367
0:47:50,636 --> 0:47:52,112
Bo: because they're going to the furniture

1368
0:47:52,152 --> 0:47:52,654
Bo: store in the mall.

1369
0:47:52,674 --> 0:47:54,114
Bo: I'm like, why go out in the first place?

1370
0:47:54,637 --> 0:47:56,529
Chad: We hear over the loudBo the mall will

1371
0:47:56,550 --> 0:47:58,536
Chad: be closing in 10 minutes.

1372
0:47:58,737 --> 0:48:00,131
Chad: And then outside there's more lightning

1373
0:48:00,171 --> 0:48:00,633
Chad: strikes.

1374
0:48:00,853 --> 0:48:03,581
Chad: Back inside, at the Kilbot Observatorium,

1375
0:48:03,790 --> 0:48:06,578
Chad: the night shift technician shows up to take

1376
0:48:06,639 --> 0:48:08,955
Chad: over for that guy who likes spank books and

1377
0:48:09,015 --> 0:48:09,999
Chad: is now dead, by the way.

1378
0:48:10,039 --> 0:48:11,374
Chad: What did the daytime tech do?

1379
0:48:11,394 --> 0:48:13,039
Chad: Because the Kilbots don't work during the

1380
0:48:13,130 --> 0:48:13,574
Chad: day?

1381
0:48:13,594 --> 0:48:14,219
Chad: Labor ain't cheap.

1382
0:48:14,260 --> 0:48:15,872
Chad: But fire that guy, Increase your margins.

1383
0:48:16,053 --> 0:48:16,999
Chad: Kilbot Incorporated.

1384
0:48:17,019 --> 0:48:18,351
Bo: It's just there to make sure that lightning

1385
0:48:18,391 --> 0:48:19,214
Bo: doesn't hit the panel.

1386
0:48:19,234 --> 0:48:19,756
Bo: Yes, so.

1387
0:48:19,776 --> 0:48:22,533
Chad: Uh-oh, the new guy comes in and the day

1388
0:48:22,554 --> 0:48:23,697
Chad: shift guy isn't there.

1389
0:48:24,098 --> 0:48:26,353
Chad: And the night tech is played by actor

1390
0:48:26,554 --> 0:48:29,782
Chad: Garrett Graham, who I know as the guy that

1391
0:48:29,910 --> 0:48:32,738
Chad: was terrified of red cars in the Kurt

1392
0:48:32,818 --> 0:48:34,811
Chad: Russell movie Used Cars, written and

1393
0:48:34,851 --> 0:48:37,039
Chad: directed by Robert Zemeckis and co-authored

1394
0:48:37,079 --> 0:48:38,936
Chad: by Bob Gale the two people who brought us

1395
0:48:39,096 --> 0:48:40,019
Chad: Back to the Future.

1396
0:48:40,190 --> 0:48:41,460
Chad: That's a pretty good movie.

1397
0:48:41,742 --> 0:48:42,528
Chad: You've never seen it.

1398
0:48:42,609 --> 0:48:44,259
Chad: I mean it ain't great, but it's pretty

1399
0:48:44,340 --> 0:48:44,722
Chad: funny.

1400
0:48:44,924 --> 0:48:46,837
Chad: You can see hints of Back to the Future in

1401
0:48:46,857 --> 0:48:48,871
Chad: the finale of that, like the race against

1402
0:48:48,931 --> 0:48:50,697
Chad: time and how it all comes together.

1403
0:48:50,717 --> 0:48:52,614
Chad: I was like I can see how they built on this

1404
0:48:52,634 --> 0:48:53,116
Chad: a little bit.

1405
0:48:53,156 --> 0:48:56,581
Bo: This same actor is also the titular bud in

1406
0:48:56,621 --> 0:48:57,807
Bo: Chud too, but the Chud.

1407
0:48:58,088 --> 0:49:00,656
Chad: He was the voice of Jay Sherman's nutty

1408
0:49:00,756 --> 0:49:03,717
Chad: adoptive father on the animated series the.

1409
0:49:03,758 --> 0:49:05,510
Chad: Critic he did a bunch of voice work.

1410
0:49:05,530 --> 0:49:07,481
Chad: He didn't just disappear into drugs and

1411
0:49:07,562 --> 0:49:09,494
Chad: alcohol and bull milk, not like I'm

1412
0:49:09,514 --> 0:49:10,018
Chad: planning to.

1413
0:49:10,562 --> 0:49:12,334
Chad: This other tech comes in and first techs.

1414
0:49:12,354 --> 0:49:13,079
Chad: Nowhere to be seen.

1415
0:49:13,240 --> 0:49:15,331
Chad: Did the Kilbots just clean up all of their

1416
0:49:15,392 --> 0:49:17,137
Chad: carnage and porn Again.

1417
0:49:17,238 --> 0:49:19,181
Bo: It's like the player character in the game

1418
0:49:19,264 --> 0:49:21,912
Bo: Hitman just dumping a body in the nearest

1419
0:49:21,992 --> 0:49:22,293
Bo: dumpster.

1420
0:49:22,313 --> 0:49:24,199
Chad: I'm like there's gonna be a lot of blood,

1421
0:49:24,370 --> 0:49:25,313
Chad: but maybe not.

1422
0:49:25,474 --> 0:49:26,818
Chad: Well, they have a vacuum attachment.

1423
0:49:29,154 --> 0:49:31,159
Chad: Tech number two sits down and starts

1424
0:49:31,300 --> 0:49:33,537
Chad: reading a book that appears not to be

1425
0:49:33,617 --> 0:49:34,321
Chad: pornography.

1426
0:49:34,502 --> 0:49:36,503
Chad: The book's title is it Came from Outer

1427
0:49:36,554 --> 0:49:38,097
Chad: Space, which, now that I think about it,

1428
0:49:38,148 --> 0:49:39,441
Chad: that could be erotic fiction?

1429
0:49:39,502 --> 0:49:40,423
Bo: I guess it could be.

1430
0:49:40,483 --> 0:49:42,692
Bo: You say it like that, wouldn't that be?

1431
0:49:42,973 --> 0:49:44,036
Bo: It Came in Outer.

1432
0:49:44,076 --> 0:49:46,334
Chad: Space, or on Outer Space or with Outer

1433
0:49:46,354 --> 0:49:46,616
Chad: Space.

1434
0:49:46,676 --> 0:49:48,348
Chad: There's a whole series in the it Came

1435
0:49:48,388 --> 0:49:49,193
Chad: series about.

1436
0:49:49,274 --> 0:49:51,287
Bo: Is there a box that I can buy so I could

1437
0:49:51,327 --> 0:49:52,111
Bo: just read it cover?

1438
0:49:52,131 --> 0:49:52,312
Chad: to cover.

1439
0:49:52,352 --> 0:49:53,758
Chad: There is, but if you're gonna get it, get

1440
0:49:53,778 --> 0:49:56,376
Chad: the illustrated version worth every penny.

1441
0:49:56,456 --> 0:49:59,194
Bo: They come pre-stuck together and with 3D

1442
0:49:59,214 --> 0:49:59,499
Bo: glasses.

1443
0:49:59,660 --> 0:50:00,344
Chad: Oh, that is handy.

1444
0:50:00,901 --> 0:50:02,722
Bo: So he hears the robot's power up but it

1445
0:50:02,762 --> 0:50:04,845
Bo: does a real like psychic out where he looks

1446
0:50:04,905 --> 0:50:06,002
Bo: over and he's like huh and they're all

1447
0:50:06,022 --> 0:50:08,065
Bo: powered down, and then he looks back and

1448
0:50:08,085 --> 0:50:09,325
Bo: they're dum, dum, dum, dum dum.

1449
0:50:09,661 --> 0:50:11,809
Bo: Yeah, and then the pincher comes out again

1450
0:50:11,960 --> 0:50:15,130
Bo: and the phone rings and the door closes,

1451
0:50:15,320 --> 0:50:17,429
Bo: and then, finally, the killbot fires this

1452
0:50:17,500 --> 0:50:19,546
Bo: like hook into the back of this dude's neck

1453
0:50:19,666 --> 0:50:21,852
Bo: and down goes, garrett Graham.

1454
0:50:22,101 --> 0:50:24,466
Bo: All right, yeah so long, but the chud.

1455
0:50:24,580 --> 0:50:26,568
Chad: We cut to the party over at Furniture King.

1456
0:50:26,720 --> 0:50:28,586
Chad: This whole place is about the size of a

1457
0:50:28,667 --> 0:50:31,064
Chad: high school classroom and all four of our

1458
0:50:31,124 --> 0:50:34,244
Chad: couples are just drinking Paps Blue Ribbon

1459
0:50:34,365 --> 0:50:35,609
Chad: out of the can, like you do.

1460
0:50:35,920 --> 0:50:37,741
Chad: There's a bunch of white guy dancing going

1461
0:50:37,881 --> 0:50:40,750
Chad: on to the song Street Walking by Sylvia St

1462
0:50:41,020 --> 0:50:43,549
Chad: James, the title music track to the movie

1463
0:50:43,910 --> 0:50:46,289
Chad: Street Walking about Times Square hookers

1464
0:50:46,309 --> 0:50:48,060
Chad: that came out in 1985.

1465
0:50:48,281 --> 0:50:50,368
Chad: And I thought are the four people in this

1466
0:50:50,408 --> 0:50:53,067
Chad: movie just jamming out to the soundtrack of

1467
0:50:53,328 --> 0:50:53,789
Chad: Street?

1468
0:50:53,849 --> 0:50:54,351
Bo: Walking.

1469
0:50:54,641 --> 0:50:55,826
Bo: A good song is a good song.

1470
0:50:55,920 --> 0:50:57,866
Bo: It doesn't matter where it came from.

1471
0:50:59,181 --> 0:51:00,932
Bo: If you could dance to it, it works.

1472
0:51:00,972 --> 0:51:02,806
Bo: Yeah, yeah, like Judgement Night isn't a

1473
0:51:02,866 --> 0:51:04,785
Bo: great movie, but the song Judgement Night

1474
0:51:04,905 --> 0:51:05,748
Bo: is fantastic.

1475
0:51:05,980 --> 0:51:08,088
Chad: Ferti's in the bathroom of this furniture

1476
0:51:08,188 --> 0:51:10,587
Chad: store, trying to look less nerdy or less

1477
0:51:10,627 --> 0:51:11,610
Chad: handsome, I couldn't tell.

1478
0:51:11,821 --> 0:51:14,089
Chad: He gives a breath check in the palm, like,

1479
0:51:14,780 --> 0:51:16,125
Chad: and he gives a little couple of

1480
0:51:16,166 --> 0:51:19,108
Chad: bonacoblasts to make his mouth ever fresh.

1481
0:51:19,240 --> 0:51:20,666
Chad: Then he heads out to find three of the four

1482
0:51:20,706 --> 0:51:22,466
Chad: couples drinking and making out.

1483
0:51:22,540 --> 0:51:24,848
Chad: And then Ferti gets thrust into the arms of

1484
0:51:25,028 --> 0:51:27,642
Chad: Allison, our final girl, and it's one of

1485
0:51:27,682 --> 0:51:27,982
Chad: those.

1486
0:51:28,143 --> 0:51:34,695
Chad: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you

1487
0:51:34,816 --> 0:51:35,903
Chad: are near and they're just.

1488
0:51:35,964 --> 0:51:37,757
Chad: They're looking at each other like I'm in

1489
0:51:38,018 --> 0:51:38,220
Chad: love.

1490
0:51:38,320 --> 0:51:40,468
Bo: Yeah, why died and everything.

1491
0:51:40,761 --> 0:51:44,661
Bo: And meanwhile back in the store proper they

1492
0:51:44,701 --> 0:51:48,190
Bo: turn around and Greg and Susie are totally

1493
0:51:48,250 --> 0:51:50,479
Bo: making out in front of God and everybody.

1494
0:51:50,761 --> 0:51:53,235
Bo: I am not a public display of affection kind

1495
0:51:53,296 --> 0:51:56,568
Bo: of person, as a Mm hmm, and certainly not

1496
0:51:56,609 --> 0:51:58,083
Bo: to this you know what?

1497
0:51:58,223 --> 0:51:58,706
Chad: buckle up.

1498
0:51:58,800 --> 0:51:59,986
Chad: It's going to be a bumpy ride.

1499
0:52:00,140 --> 0:52:01,941
Chad: We cut to the outside of the mall and the

1500
0:52:01,961 --> 0:52:03,547
Chad: killbots are just patrolling around.

1501
0:52:03,660 --> 0:52:05,126
Chad: The mall is now closed, and over at

1502
0:52:05,166 --> 0:52:06,603
Chad: furniture king, this party is really going

1503
0:52:06,624 --> 0:52:06,865
Chad: strong.

1504
0:52:07,005 --> 0:52:08,683
Chad: And killbot number one drives by but

1505
0:52:08,723 --> 0:52:10,603
Chad: doesn't do anything, and then killbot

1506
0:52:10,784 --> 0:52:12,862
Chad: number two comes online and starts to

1507
0:52:12,902 --> 0:52:14,468
Chad: patrol its level of the mall.

1508
0:52:14,640 --> 0:52:15,945
Chad: And then all the killbots are out and

1509
0:52:15,965 --> 0:52:18,063
Chad: they're rolling around in the mall, which,

1510
0:52:18,103 --> 0:52:20,831
Chad: by the way, this mall has carpet Gross.

1511
0:52:21,080 --> 0:52:23,262
Bo: Imagine how disgusting that is One of the

1512
0:52:23,302 --> 0:52:24,828
Bo: reasons they have the killbot, because, as

1513
0:52:24,888 --> 0:52:26,484
Bo: we saw with all the blood in the office,

1514
0:52:26,604 --> 0:52:28,811
Bo: they're also constantly vacuuming.

1515
0:52:29,120 --> 0:52:30,586
Chad: They're like the proto Roomba.

1516
0:52:30,760 --> 0:52:33,088
Bo: They're just Roomba's with a homicidal

1517
0:52:33,148 --> 0:52:33,530
Bo: intent.

1518
0:52:33,640 --> 0:52:33,982
Bo: Hold on.

1519
0:52:34,142 --> 0:52:36,564
Chad: Invention idea Tie a gun to the top of your

1520
0:52:36,604 --> 0:52:38,208
Chad: Roomba to protect your house and keep it

1521
0:52:38,248 --> 0:52:39,392
Chad: clean All right.

1522
0:52:39,560 --> 0:52:42,710
Bo: Quick note make movie called Roomba side

1523
0:52:43,180 --> 0:52:43,562
Bo: Termo.

1524
0:52:43,602 --> 0:52:44,761
Chad: Roomba no the.

1525
0:52:45,102 --> 0:52:48,826
Bo: Roomba nader, now Roomba with a view.

1526
0:52:49,221 --> 0:52:50,614
Bo: That's the more romantic one.

1527
0:52:50,674 --> 0:52:51,219
Bo: Roomba cop.

1528
0:52:51,340 --> 0:52:52,806
Bo: Roomba cop is not bad.

1529
0:52:53,260 --> 0:52:59,126
Bo: Hey Sleazebag, roomba, hey Sleazebag.

1530
0:52:59,467 --> 0:53:02,025
Bo: I'm stuck on this small wooden ledge

1531
0:53:02,286 --> 0:53:04,592
Bo: separating the hallway from the bathroom.

1532
0:53:04,800 --> 0:53:05,422
Bo: How about you?

1533
0:53:05,523 --> 0:53:07,369
Bo: Give a Roomba a hand, will you?

1534
0:53:08,440 --> 0:53:09,986
Bo: Can you fly Roomba?

1535
0:53:10,820 --> 0:53:12,826
Chad: We come back to furniture king, and things

1536
0:53:12,847 --> 0:53:15,144
Chad: have escalated quickly because Rick, you

1537
0:53:15,164 --> 0:53:16,669
Chad: know one of the two married people.

1538
0:53:16,800 --> 0:53:19,488
Chad: He's presumably just naked in a bed bow

1539
0:53:19,588 --> 0:53:22,426
Chad: that is for sale to people in this very

1540
0:53:22,486 --> 0:53:24,342
Chad: tiny furniture store, and his wife, Linda.

1541
0:53:24,723 --> 0:53:27,671
Chad: She sachets out wearing her panties and bra

1542
0:53:27,711 --> 0:53:28,192
Chad: combo.

1543
0:53:28,501 --> 0:53:30,692
Chad: Keep in mind, this furniture store doesn't

1544
0:53:30,773 --> 0:53:33,524
Chad: have separate room, it's just one big room

1545
0:53:33,544 --> 0:53:35,289
Chad: with furniture in it and the size of a

1546
0:53:35,370 --> 0:53:35,991
Chad: 7-Eleven.

1547
0:53:36,181 --> 0:53:38,368
Chad: And then Linda comes out, she leaps onto

1548
0:53:38,449 --> 0:53:40,347
Chad: Rick and then these two start grinding.

1549
0:53:40,480 --> 0:53:42,846
Chad: The camera just slowly pans over and here

1550
0:53:42,947 --> 0:53:45,232
Chad: are Greg and Susie who are on a couch.

1551
0:53:45,440 --> 0:53:46,946
Chad: That's just right over there, Bo, it's

1552
0:53:47,006 --> 0:53:47,408
Chad: right there.

1553
0:53:47,640 --> 0:53:49,107
Chad: Reach out your fingers, you can touch.

1554
0:53:49,421 --> 0:53:52,130
Chad: Greg says hey, you smell like pepperoni.

1555
0:53:52,281 --> 0:53:53,440
Chad: She's like why would you say that?

1556
0:53:53,440 --> 0:53:55,308
Chad: And he's like don't worry, I like pepperoni.

1557
0:53:55,460 --> 0:53:57,306
Chad: Let's get naked and have sex on this couch

1558
0:53:57,547 --> 0:53:59,321
Chad: that someone might buy tomorrow, While our

1559
0:53:59,381 --> 0:54:01,267
Chad: friends have sex over there on that bed

1560
0:54:01,307 --> 0:54:02,831
Chad: that someone also might buy tomorrow.

1561
0:54:03,101 --> 0:54:05,246
Bo: One of the weirdest moments in a movie

1562
0:54:05,306 --> 0:54:07,372
Bo: filled with a lot of weird little moments

1563
0:54:07,681 --> 0:54:10,490
Bo: is as Susie is stripping.

1564
0:54:10,921 --> 0:54:14,071
Bo: She starts humming some inappropriately

1565
0:54:14,172 --> 0:54:16,560
Bo: peppy tune as she is stripping.

1566
0:54:16,620 --> 0:54:17,924
Chad: I think she's humming Street Walking,

1567
0:54:18,165 --> 0:54:18,988
Chad: street Walking.

1568
0:54:19,962 --> 0:54:22,612
Chad: Sure probably, so Got to be home street,

1569
0:54:22,753 --> 0:54:25,296
Chad: street walking, then the camera keeps

1570
0:54:25,397 --> 0:54:25,680
Chad: panning.

1571
0:54:25,741 --> 0:54:27,072
Bo: Yes, let's keep going.

1572
0:54:27,133 --> 0:54:27,940
Bo: What else is happening?

1573
0:54:28,100 --> 0:54:31,327
Bo: And now Mike and Leslie are also on a

1574
0:54:31,447 --> 0:54:34,313
Bo: nearby couch with a sheet thrown over them

1575
0:54:34,500 --> 0:54:37,709
Bo: and they're getting into some uncomfortably

1576
0:54:37,750 --> 0:54:38,472
Bo: close fucking.

1577
0:54:38,620 --> 0:54:41,207
Chad: As the camera pans over, it goes past a box

1578
0:54:41,267 --> 0:54:43,112
Chad: of better cheddar snack crackers.

1579
0:54:43,420 --> 0:54:44,845
Chad: I was like, do they still make better

1580
0:54:44,885 --> 0:54:45,949
Chad: cheddar snack crackers?

1581
0:54:46,000 --> 0:54:47,888
Chad: Because our house is a Cheez-It's household,

1582
0:54:48,000 --> 0:54:51,589
Chad: we also certainly partake of goldfish brand

1583
0:54:51,669 --> 0:54:53,603
Chad: cheddar crackers as well, but not so much

1584
0:54:53,663 --> 0:54:54,948
Chad: the better cheddar crackers.

1585
0:54:55,301 --> 0:54:59,585
Bo: Oh look who's fancy, While we have goldfish

1586
0:54:59,946 --> 0:55:02,251
Bo: in our house we don't know anything about

1587
0:55:02,592 --> 0:55:03,555
Bo: better cheddar.

1588
0:55:03,640 --> 0:55:04,565
Chad: What does that say about me?

1589
0:55:04,860 --> 0:55:06,846
Chad: We're panning across these three couples in

1590
0:55:06,906 --> 0:55:09,501
Chad: various states of dress and sex and I'm

1591
0:55:09,521 --> 0:55:11,549
Chad: like, hey, is that better cheddar crackers?

1592
0:55:11,721 --> 0:55:12,525
Chad: They still make those.

1593
0:55:12,720 --> 0:55:13,584
Chad: Hold on, let me get an internet.

1594
0:55:14,681 --> 0:55:15,512
Chad: Well, they do.

1595
0:55:16,321 --> 0:55:17,125
Bo: I just not been looking.

1596
0:55:17,320 --> 0:55:20,127
Chad: Oh my God, no to self by better cheddar

1597
0:55:20,167 --> 0:55:21,530
Chad: crackers.

1598
0:55:21,951 --> 0:55:23,725
Bo: Yeah, sure that camera is uncomfortably

1599
0:55:23,745 --> 0:55:25,844
Bo: close to her nipples, but I've got

1600
0:55:25,884 --> 0:55:28,032
Bo: important information to sort out here

1601
0:55:28,313 --> 0:55:30,823
Bo: which is can I and, more to the point,

1602
0:55:31,084 --> 0:55:33,537
Bo: should I invest some time and money into

1603
0:55:33,557 --> 0:55:35,065
Bo: getting some better cheddars in my mouth?

1604
0:55:35,320 --> 0:55:38,608
Chad: Is that a can of melon flavored Hawaiian

1605
0:55:38,648 --> 0:55:39,791
Chad: punch in the background?

1606
0:55:39,912 --> 0:55:40,520
Chad: I believe it Do.

1607
0:55:40,540 --> 0:55:41,022
Chad: They make that?

1608
0:55:42,106 --> 0:55:43,602
Chad: They do, but you have to buy direct from

1609
0:55:43,623 --> 0:55:44,245
Chad: the manufacturer.

1610
0:55:44,285 --> 0:55:46,543
Bo: Oh my God, that's a 64 ounce bottle of Ecto

1611
0:55:46,583 --> 0:55:46,965
Bo: Cooler.

1612
0:55:47,105 --> 0:55:50,826
Bo: Hang on a second oh, oh wait, you can make

1613
0:55:50,846 --> 0:55:51,207
Bo: your own.

1614
0:55:52,740 --> 0:55:54,767
Bo: Guess who's having better cheddars and Ecto

1615
0:55:54,787 --> 0:55:55,930
Bo: Cooler this weekend?

1616
0:55:56,820 --> 0:56:00,027
Chad: The movie eventually pans over to Ferdy the

1617
0:56:00,107 --> 0:56:02,860
Chad: nerdy and Allison, our final girl, and

1618
0:56:02,880 --> 0:56:05,167
Chad: they're innocently watching the 1965 black

1619
0:56:05,207 --> 0:56:07,221
Chad: and white movie Attack of the Crab Monster,

1620
0:56:07,462 --> 0:56:09,167
Chad: which may or may not be an intentional

1621
0:56:09,247 --> 0:56:11,223
Chad: choice, as our three kill bots also have

1622
0:56:11,303 --> 0:56:12,869
Chad: pinchers on their hands, like crabs.

1623
0:56:13,020 --> 0:56:13,321
Bo: Chad.

1624
0:56:13,461 --> 0:56:16,229
Bo: Let me just say here is why it's an

1625
0:56:16,249 --> 0:56:17,091
Bo: appropriate choice.

1626
0:56:17,420 --> 0:56:19,247
Bo: Roger Corman owned it and it was free to

1627
0:56:19,287 --> 0:56:19,849
Bo: put it in the movie.

1628
0:56:19,960 --> 0:56:21,406
Chad: I was just trying to give credit where

1629
0:56:21,446 --> 0:56:22,309
Chad: credit wasn't due.

1630
0:56:22,620 --> 0:56:24,706
Chad: In this movie, something scary happens and

1631
0:56:24,766 --> 0:56:27,180
Chad: it causes Allison to jump into the arms of

1632
0:56:27,200 --> 0:56:29,047
Chad: Ferdy because she needs a big, strong man

1633
0:56:29,207 --> 0:56:29,890
Chad: to protect her.

1634
0:56:30,180 --> 0:56:33,027
Chad: And in the background you see a socially

1635
0:56:33,148 --> 0:56:34,992
Chad: distant orgy taking place.

1636
0:56:35,320 --> 0:56:37,769
Chad: These three other couples are full on

1637
0:56:37,829 --> 0:56:39,716
Chad: having sex in the background.

1638
0:56:40,120 --> 0:56:40,702
Bo: Absolutely.

1639
0:56:40,722 --> 0:56:43,370
Chad: Just think about how uncomfortable it is to

1640
0:56:43,430 --> 0:56:46,330
Chad: be in the real world, around people making

1641
0:56:46,450 --> 0:56:48,138
Chad: out, you know, like at a party or if you're

1642
0:56:48,158 --> 0:56:49,603
Chad: in a movie theater, like you've been

1643
0:56:49,684 --> 0:56:51,450
Chad: somewhere and you see like this is awkward.

1644
0:56:51,621 --> 0:56:53,918
Chad: Imagine that times three and they're having

1645
0:56:54,059 --> 0:56:55,380
Chad: sex Like that's insane.

1646
0:56:55,440 --> 0:56:59,209
Bo: I would be slowly pulling the sheet back to

1647
0:56:59,309 --> 0:57:02,704
Bo: reveal them in totem, Just to get a look

1648
0:57:02,725 --> 0:57:04,129
Bo: like hey, if you're going to be fucking

1649
0:57:04,149 --> 0:57:05,884
Bo: around me, I want to see the full.

1650
0:57:06,025 --> 0:57:06,668
Chad: I'm leaving.

1651
0:57:06,780 --> 0:57:07,765
Chad: I'm like I'm out of here.

1652
0:57:08,020 --> 0:57:10,048
Chad: I don't want the smells to start to mix.

1653
0:57:10,421 --> 0:57:11,365
Chad: I might throw up.

1654
0:57:12,121 --> 0:57:13,727
Chad: I've got my camera out.

1655
0:57:14,160 --> 0:57:15,987
Bo: My phone is recording this.

1656
0:57:16,540 --> 0:57:18,508
Bo: I'm arranging lights around them.

1657
0:57:18,780 --> 0:57:21,247
Bo: I'm going to turn this into a real, like

1658
0:57:21,387 --> 0:57:22,912
Bo: only fans kind of situation.

1659
0:57:23,441 --> 0:57:26,373
Chad: Ferdy offers Allison some wine and she's

1660
0:57:26,433 --> 0:57:28,341
Chad: like Ferdy, are you trying to get me drunk?

1661
0:57:28,381 --> 0:57:30,727
Chad: And Ferdy's like no, I just thought to a

1662
0:57:30,787 --> 0:57:32,492
Chad: nice girl like you might be thirsty.

1663
0:57:32,700 --> 0:57:34,668
Chad: You know this is my uncle's furniture store

1664
0:57:34,961 --> 0:57:36,700
Chad: and you know Greg set me up with you and

1665
0:57:37,162 --> 0:57:39,147
Chad: you know I wouldn't tell about this sex

1666
0:57:39,227 --> 0:57:42,042
Chad: orgy going on to anybody because I didn't

1667
0:57:42,343 --> 0:57:43,948
Chad: anticipate he'd set me up with someone as

1668
0:57:44,068 --> 0:57:44,550
Chad: pretty as you.

1669
0:57:44,820 --> 0:57:45,503
Chad: Please don't tell my uncle.

1670
0:57:45,563 --> 0:57:46,748
Chad: And orgy happened in this building.

1671
0:57:46,960 --> 0:57:48,625
Chad: And then in the background, one of these

1672
0:57:48,645 --> 0:57:51,263
Chad: women just starts having a very loud orgasm

1673
0:57:51,304 --> 0:57:53,049
Chad: like you do yes, or maybe it was one of the

1674
0:57:53,089 --> 0:57:54,600
Chad: guys who just really gets high pitched

1675
0:57:54,660 --> 0:57:56,909
Chad: whenever someone milks the bull.

1676
0:57:57,240 --> 0:57:59,668
Chad: Then Ferdy says hey, allison, maybe I

1677
0:57:59,708 --> 0:58:00,350
Chad: should take you home.

1678
0:58:00,480 --> 0:58:02,166
Chad: The mall's security gates are going to be

1679
0:58:02,266 --> 0:58:03,670
Chad: closing in about an hour.

1680
0:58:03,841 --> 0:58:05,790
Chad: And then the film cuts to the TV screen

1681
0:58:05,911 --> 0:58:07,981
Chad: where we see the finale of Attack of the

1682
0:58:08,021 --> 0:58:10,553
Chad: Crab Monster and the words the end, making

1683
0:58:10,593 --> 0:58:12,221
Chad: it the second time in this film that the

1684
0:58:12,282 --> 0:58:14,553
Chad: filmmakers gave us the viewing audience and

1685
0:58:14,774 --> 0:58:16,384
Chad: out to turn off this movie or leave the

1686
0:58:16,424 --> 0:58:17,816
Chad: theater and go about our more productive

1687
0:58:17,857 --> 0:58:18,200
Chad: lives.

1688
0:58:18,300 --> 0:58:19,827
Bo: But we didn't know.

1689
0:58:20,121 --> 0:58:23,709
Bo: And then we cut over chat to legendary B

1690
0:58:23,749 --> 0:58:25,273
Bo: movie sable, Dick Miller.

1691
0:58:25,521 --> 0:58:26,505
Chad: He was in Heart Beeps.

1692
0:58:26,761 --> 0:58:28,561
Chad: This is a heartbeaps reunion though it kind

1693
0:58:28,601 --> 0:58:29,043
Chad: of is.

1694
0:58:29,284 --> 0:58:29,847
Chad: You're right.

1695
0:58:30,201 --> 0:58:32,813
Chad: We got Crime Buster Junior and we got those

1696
0:58:32,913 --> 0:58:34,942
Chad: racist weirdos through a house party in

1697
0:58:35,203 --> 0:58:36,789
Chad: Heart Beeps and we got Dick Miller.

1698
0:58:37,141 --> 0:58:38,881
Bo: It's practically Heart Beeps too, and,

1699
0:58:39,001 --> 0:58:40,667
Bo: honestly, a hundred percent more

1700
0:58:40,707 --> 0:58:41,309
Bo: entertaining.

1701
0:58:41,761 --> 0:58:43,107
Bo: It's a prequel to Heart Beeps.

1702
0:58:43,280 --> 0:58:46,654
Bo: This is how that couple rose to prominence

1703
0:58:46,694 --> 0:58:47,899
Bo: and got that fancy house.

1704
0:58:47,919 --> 0:58:48,882
Chad: That's right, and it's also how they

1705
0:58:48,943 --> 0:58:49,987
Chad: recognize the robots.

1706
0:58:50,127 --> 0:58:50,549
Bo: That's it.

1707
0:58:50,761 --> 0:58:51,323
Chad: Dick Miller.

1708
0:58:51,503 --> 0:58:53,845
Chad: He's a janitor in this and he's mopping the

1709
0:58:53,905 --> 0:58:55,273
Chad: floor of the mall with a liquid that

1710
0:58:55,313 --> 0:58:57,524
Chad: appears to be spoiled chocolate milk.

1711
0:58:58,106 --> 0:59:00,889
Bo: Yes, some other janitors roll up on them

1712
0:59:01,009 --> 0:59:02,736
Bo: and they give him some shit about a thing.

1713
0:59:02,756 --> 0:59:04,427
Chad: They're drinking, bo, they're drinking

1714
0:59:04,529 --> 0:59:05,863
Chad: beers walking around the mall, I was like

1715
0:59:06,025 --> 0:59:07,600
Chad: is that what happens when the mall closed?

1716
0:59:07,700 --> 0:59:09,066
Chad: Then what happened when I worked at the

1717
0:59:09,106 --> 0:59:09,428
Chad: mall?

1718
0:59:09,561 --> 0:59:11,290
Chad: Just, people are having orgies in the

1719
0:59:11,370 --> 0:59:12,999
Chad: furniture store and the janitors walk

1720
0:59:13,019 --> 0:59:13,160
Chad: around.

1721
0:59:13,261 --> 0:59:15,100
Bo: Mold janitors are their own breed man.

1722
0:59:15,260 --> 0:59:17,867
Bo: They are the greasers of the mall just

1723
0:59:17,988 --> 0:59:19,372
Bo: living on by their own rules.

1724
0:59:19,821 --> 0:59:22,009
Bo: One time I was hanging out, you might have

1725
0:59:22,030 --> 0:59:22,620
Bo: been part of this.

1726
0:59:22,780 --> 0:59:25,246
Chad: I was hanging out with you, or our friend

1727
0:59:25,286 --> 0:59:27,011
Chad: Ben, the one who stole stuff all the time.

1728
0:59:27,372 --> 0:59:28,946
Chad: Somewhere I don't know where these came

1729
0:59:28,966 --> 0:59:31,217
Chad: from, but somebody had a handful of

1730
0:59:31,337 --> 0:59:33,597
Chad: pornographic magazines and we're like 16,

1731
0:59:33,617 --> 0:59:33,880
Chad: 17.

1732
0:59:33,900 --> 0:59:35,132
Chad: I was like what can we do with these?

1733
0:59:35,192 --> 0:59:36,020
Chad: It'd be pretty entertaining.

1734
0:59:36,261 --> 0:59:38,988
Chad: So we tore out the centerfolds from them

1735
0:59:39,289 --> 0:59:41,625
Chad: and we went to the mall I tell this story

1736
0:59:41,645 --> 0:59:43,113
Chad: because I feel sorry for the janitors who

1737
0:59:43,153 --> 0:59:44,400
Chad: had to take care of what's going to happen

1738
0:59:44,681 --> 0:59:47,271
Chad: and we went into the public bathrooms and

1739
0:59:47,472 --> 0:59:49,581
Chad: we took the centerfolds and we creased them

1740
0:59:49,621 --> 0:59:51,776
Chad: up the middle and set them up on the back

1741
0:59:51,816 --> 0:59:52,340
Chad: of the toilet.

1742
0:59:52,480 --> 0:59:53,083
Chad: Were you part of?

1743
0:59:53,103 --> 0:59:53,545
Bo: this shenanigan?

1744
0:59:53,565 --> 0:59:54,227
Bo: I don't think so.

1745
0:59:54,522 --> 0:59:55,696
Chad: And we set them up on the back of the

1746
0:59:55,736 --> 0:59:56,000
Chad: toilet.

1747
0:59:56,180 --> 0:59:59,151
Chad: But before we did all of that, we went into

1748
0:59:59,412 --> 1:00:02,001
Chad: the makeup section of a larger department

1749
1:00:02,041 --> 1:00:04,949
Chad: store and we filled up our hands with white

1750
1:00:05,049 --> 1:00:07,041
Chad: lotion and took it all in and then we

1751
1:00:07,101 --> 1:00:10,048
Chad: proceeded to just spider web this white

1752
1:00:10,089 --> 1:00:13,143
Chad: lotion all over these centerfolds in the

1753
1:00:13,183 --> 1:00:16,030
Chad: toilets, propped up and then left and just

1754
1:00:16,131 --> 1:00:16,712
Chad: laughed our asses.

1755
1:00:16,820 --> 1:00:20,569
Bo: It's funny, because like lotion really

1756
1:00:20,649 --> 1:00:20,850
Bo: looks.

1757
1:00:21,110 --> 1:00:22,073
Bo: Nothing like cum.

1758
1:00:22,780 --> 1:00:22,921
Bo: My.

1759
1:00:23,001 --> 1:00:25,048
Bo: God, maybe you're doing it wrong, I don't

1760
1:00:25,068 --> 1:00:25,289
Bo: know.

1761
1:00:25,621 --> 1:00:28,632
Bo: It's more red because of the blood Wait.

1762
1:00:30,121 --> 1:00:30,824
Chad: It's pink.

1763
1:00:31,461 --> 1:00:33,668
Bo: Right, it's got to kind of a pinkish frothy

1764
1:00:33,728 --> 1:00:34,270
Bo: quality.

1765
1:00:34,521 --> 1:00:35,810
Chad: And then, and you know what happened the

1766
1:00:35,850 --> 1:00:37,280
Chad: very next day, when I looked at the

1767
1:00:37,421 --> 1:00:39,691
Chad: headline of the local newspaper in our

1768
1:00:39,771 --> 1:00:43,885
Chad: hometown it read Bull milkers strike again

1769
1:00:44,026 --> 1:00:47,383
Chad: at local mall bull milkers terrorizing

1770
1:00:47,443 --> 1:00:49,450
Chad: society for the past 40 years.

1771
1:00:49,821 --> 1:00:51,753
Bo: The janitors are giving some shit about

1772
1:00:51,833 --> 1:00:53,824
Bo: getting locked in the mall overnight at one

1773
1:00:53,884 --> 1:00:54,888
Bo: point or something.

1774
1:00:54,980 --> 1:00:57,087
Bo: Yeah, again, it's like this tease of a

1775
1:00:57,147 --> 1:01:00,347
Bo: backstory that is unnecessary and not

1776
1:01:00,507 --> 1:01:02,703
Bo: filled in enough, so you're just left

1777
1:01:02,723 --> 1:01:04,329
Bo: wondering like so what happened to Dick

1778
1:01:04,369 --> 1:01:04,630
Bo: Miller.

1779
1:01:04,720 --> 1:01:06,606
Chad: He got locked in the mall and they had to

1780
1:01:06,646 --> 1:01:08,071
Chad: let him out the next day or something.

1781
1:01:08,361 --> 1:01:08,783
Chad: I don't know.

1782
1:01:09,341 --> 1:01:11,694
Bo: There's a whole movie that we just don't

1783
1:01:11,734 --> 1:01:12,278
Bo: ever see.

1784
1:01:12,358 --> 1:01:13,744
Bo: About this, it's like home alone.

1785
1:01:13,784 --> 1:01:16,062
Chad: just less entertaining, it's the draft

1786
1:01:16,163 --> 1:01:18,970
Chad: script of career opportunities involving

1787
1:01:19,151 --> 1:01:21,545
Chad: Dick Miller running around a mall screaming

1788
1:01:21,686 --> 1:01:23,711
Chad: hello, can you get me out of here?

1789
1:01:24,200 --> 1:01:26,968
Bo: I don't have my medication or the first

1790
1:01:27,028 --> 1:01:30,081
Bo: draft of die hard, like we have no idea it

1791
1:01:30,101 --> 1:01:30,884
Bo: could have been anything.

1792
1:01:31,420 --> 1:01:33,628
Bo: And he says, yeah, I'll be out of here at

1793
1:01:33,708 --> 1:01:35,626
Bo: 10 minutes, don't you worry about it.

1794
1:01:36,041 --> 1:01:37,866
Bo: And they're trucking off and he's just

1795
1:01:37,926 --> 1:01:40,311
Bo: seething and muttering to himself, as I

1796
1:01:40,381 --> 1:01:42,510
Bo: assume Dick Miller did a lot in real life.

1797
1:01:42,510 --> 1:01:44,693
Chad: And then a killbot rolls up, knocks over

1798
1:01:44,773 --> 1:01:47,356
Chad: the mop and bucket full of thick brown

1799
1:01:47,476 --> 1:01:50,166
Chad: liquid and the killbot says may I see your

1800
1:01:50,346 --> 1:01:52,581
Chad: identification badge please Like?

1801
1:01:52,802 --> 1:01:55,082
Chad: Oh, such polite killbots, your parents

1802
1:01:55,103 --> 1:01:56,027
Chad: would be so proud.

1803
1:01:56,260 --> 1:01:58,266
Chad: And then Dick Miller before he can show his

1804
1:01:58,346 --> 1:02:01,684
Chad: badge, the robot fires a wire into the mop

1805
1:02:01,765 --> 1:02:04,358
Chad: water and then it electrocutes Dick Miller

1806
1:02:04,378 --> 1:02:04,780
Chad: to death.

1807
1:02:05,142 --> 1:02:07,797
Bo: At first it just knocks the bucket over,

1808
1:02:07,857 --> 1:02:08,300
Bo: now he bumps.

1809
1:02:09,245 --> 1:02:11,295
Chad: He bumps into the bucket and then it fires

1810
1:02:11,375 --> 1:02:12,400
Chad: the electrodes Right.

1811
1:02:12,582 --> 1:02:14,580
Bo: So it kind of sets up the whole thing.

1812
1:02:14,962 --> 1:02:16,731
Bo: But before it fires the electrode, Dick

1813
1:02:16,771 --> 1:02:18,967
Bo: Miller is giving it some shit for like, oh,

1814
1:02:19,007 --> 1:02:20,872
Bo: you knocked over that bucket, Stupid robot

1815
1:02:20,892 --> 1:02:21,500
Bo: can't do nothing.

1816
1:02:21,721 --> 1:02:23,987
Bo: And then it fires the thing and just zaps

1817
1:02:24,047 --> 1:02:26,883
Bo: him and he collapses like smoke curling out

1818
1:02:26,944 --> 1:02:29,913
Bo: of his mouth, which leads to a visual gag

1819
1:02:30,274 --> 1:02:33,404
Bo: of Leslie back in the furniture fuck store

1820
1:02:33,544 --> 1:02:35,971
Bo: saying boy, I sure could use a smoke.

1821
1:02:37,062 --> 1:02:38,951
Chad: I guess I didn't catch that either time I

1822
1:02:39,012 --> 1:02:40,700
Chad: watch this, but I'm proud of myself for

1823
1:02:40,841 --> 1:02:41,142
Chad: saying that.

1824
1:02:41,263 --> 1:02:43,955
Chad: Mike the douchebag is then sent down to go

1825
1:02:44,035 --> 1:02:45,863
Chad: buy her some cigarettes from the vending

1826
1:02:45,904 --> 1:02:48,065
Chad: machine, but before he leaves, leslie says

1827
1:02:48,366 --> 1:02:49,770
Chad: oh, mike, hurry back.

1828
1:02:50,121 --> 1:02:52,333
Chad: And she pulls the covers down, exposing her

1829
1:02:52,393 --> 1:02:54,041
Chad: breast, which, by the way, during this

1830
1:02:54,102 --> 1:02:56,349
Chad: whole scene, mike the douchebag was topless

1831
1:02:56,429 --> 1:02:56,790
Chad: as well.

1832
1:02:56,981 --> 1:02:58,454
Chad: As I mentioned earlier, there's a lot of

1833
1:02:58,494 --> 1:02:59,521
Chad: nipples in this movie, you know.

1834
1:02:59,622 --> 1:03:02,084
Bo: I feel like they just got done fucking and

1835
1:03:02,144 --> 1:03:03,739
Bo: her just showing a breast.

1836
1:03:04,142 --> 1:03:07,177
Bo: Is it the inspiration that I think she

1837
1:03:07,258 --> 1:03:07,539
Bo: thinks?

1838
1:03:07,579 --> 1:03:07,700
Chad: it is.

1839
1:03:08,586 --> 1:03:09,853
Chad: I think he left because he didn't want to

1840
1:03:09,894 --> 1:03:10,679
Chad: sit there and listen to her.

1841
1:03:10,719 --> 1:03:12,089
Bo: Yeah, Well, and he tells her like hey,

1842
1:03:12,109 --> 1:03:13,600
Bo: there's a pack of camels by the register

1843
1:03:13,741 --> 1:03:15,755
Bo: and she's like you know, I only smoked

1844
1:03:15,876 --> 1:03:16,500
Bo: Virgin lights.

1845
1:03:16,581 --> 1:03:18,439
Bo: He's like, ah, Christ, all right.

1846
1:03:18,821 --> 1:03:22,210
Bo: So he grabs his badge, just in case he runs

1847
1:03:22,270 --> 1:03:26,105
Bo: into a kill, and he finds the cigarette

1848
1:03:26,126 --> 1:03:29,399
Bo: machine which, by the way, a buck 25 for a

1849
1:03:29,459 --> 1:03:32,513
Bo: pack of smokes in 1986, chad, that an eight

1850
1:03:32,553 --> 1:03:34,321
Bo: year old could purchase that a five year

1851
1:03:34,381 --> 1:03:35,063
Bo: old could purchase.

1852
1:03:35,324 --> 1:03:36,589
Bo: Nobody was looking, nobody cared.

1853
1:03:37,143 --> 1:03:39,503
Chad: Oh, those were the days, man I found a pack

1854
1:03:39,543 --> 1:03:41,890
Chad: of candy cigarettes in a store not too long

1855
1:03:41,910 --> 1:03:42,111
Chad: ago.

1856
1:03:42,382 --> 1:03:44,300
Chad: I bought them, gave me my kid smoke up.

1857
1:03:46,071 --> 1:03:47,400
Bo: He's like this looks terrible.

1858
1:03:47,521 --> 1:03:48,505
Bo: Well, how about these?

1859
1:03:48,761 --> 1:03:49,806
Bo: It's real cigarettes.

1860
1:03:50,108 --> 1:03:50,490
Bo: Try that.

1861
1:03:50,640 --> 1:03:52,566
Chad: He's by the cigarette machine and then a

1862
1:03:52,626 --> 1:03:54,963
Chad: payphone behind him rings and Mike answers

1863
1:03:55,124 --> 1:03:57,075
Chad: it and he says no, Jamal, there are no

1864
1:03:57,175 --> 1:03:57,960
Chad: messages for you.

1865
1:03:58,180 --> 1:03:59,985
Chad: And he hangs up and all I could think was

1866
1:04:00,126 --> 1:04:01,449
Chad: what was the other part of this

1867
1:04:01,490 --> 1:04:02,171
Chad: conversation?

1868
1:04:02,300 --> 1:04:03,285
Chad: Hi, this is Jamal.

1869
1:04:03,420 --> 1:04:04,686
Chad: Are there any messages for me?

1870
1:04:05,042 --> 1:04:08,055
Bo: Oh, thanks, Click another movie that is

1871
1:04:08,208 --> 1:04:11,293
Bo: happening outside the borders of the movie

1872
1:04:11,447 --> 1:04:12,630
Bo: we're watching that.

1873
1:04:12,770 --> 1:04:15,357
Bo: I am kind of curious about the Dick Miller

1874
1:04:15,397 --> 1:04:15,878
Bo: movie.

1875
1:04:16,219 --> 1:04:18,789
Chad: Whatever's going on with Kilbot control

1876
1:04:18,869 --> 1:04:20,737
Chad: room like a real Rosencrantz and

1877
1:04:20,757 --> 1:04:22,459
Chad: Guildenstern, like it's some sort of

1878
1:04:22,558 --> 1:04:24,900
Chad: anthology that's just dancing around the

1879
1:04:25,000 --> 1:04:26,766
Chad: fringes of this particular film.

1880
1:04:27,041 --> 1:04:27,885
Bo: Who is Jamal?

1881
1:04:28,300 --> 1:04:29,787
Bo: Why does he have this guy's number?

1882
1:04:29,900 --> 1:04:31,085
Bo: It's all told out of order.

1883
1:04:31,125 --> 1:04:34,064
Bo: Like Pulp Fiction, you just cut back to

1884
1:04:34,305 --> 1:04:36,670
Bo: John Travolta sitting on a toilet in the

1885
1:04:36,710 --> 1:04:37,471
Bo: mall bathroom.

1886
1:04:37,492 --> 1:04:38,353
Bo: You're like wait a second.

1887
1:04:38,420 --> 1:04:39,344
Bo: What's going on again?

1888
1:04:39,660 --> 1:04:40,966
Bo: I thought he was already dead.

1889
1:04:41,320 --> 1:04:43,187
Bo: Any of you fucking Kilbot smooth?

1890
1:04:43,427 --> 1:04:43,969
Bo: I'll accept it.

1891
1:04:44,341 --> 1:04:44,541
Bo: Cute.

1892
1:04:44,581 --> 1:04:46,148
Bo: Every last mother fucking one of you.

1893
1:04:46,380 --> 1:04:48,206
Chad: So after he hangs up the phone, a Kilbot

1894
1:04:48,246 --> 1:04:49,590
Chad: rolls up and says show me your

1895
1:04:49,740 --> 1:04:50,643
Chad: identification.

1896
1:04:50,783 --> 1:04:52,868
Chad: And Mike pulls out his ID and shows it to

1897
1:04:52,889 --> 1:04:55,405
Chad: the Kilbot and he says flat two correct and

1898
1:04:55,425 --> 1:04:55,826
Chad: not two.

1899
1:04:56,120 --> 1:04:58,768
Chad: And it's this jumbled reference to the day

1900
1:04:58,788 --> 1:04:59,871
Chad: the earth stood still.

1901
1:05:00,160 --> 1:05:02,567
Chad: And then the Kilbot just shoots Mike with a

1902
1:05:02,648 --> 1:05:03,410
Chad: sleeping dart.

1903
1:05:03,670 --> 1:05:03,991
Chad: It's real.

1904
1:05:04,201 --> 1:05:05,145
Chad: Oh, there comes the day.

1905
1:05:05,500 --> 1:05:07,067
Chad: And then out comes the claw.

1906
1:05:07,341 --> 1:05:08,887
Chad: So you're like oh, mike's eating it.

1907
1:05:09,101 --> 1:05:11,670
Chad: Leslie decides to get up and put on a shirt

1908
1:05:11,710 --> 1:05:13,998
Chad: and she walks out into the mall and she's

1909
1:05:14,018 --> 1:05:14,600
Chad: shouting out for Mike.

1910
1:05:14,620 --> 1:05:16,988
Chad: She's like Mike, mike, mike the douchebag,

1911
1:05:17,088 --> 1:05:17,630
Chad: are you there?

1912
1:05:17,880 --> 1:05:20,431
Chad: And then the movie cuts back to Ferdy the

1913
1:05:20,491 --> 1:05:22,620
Chad: Nerdy and Allison, our final girl, and

1914
1:05:22,640 --> 1:05:24,306
Chad: they're still on couch watching TV while

1915
1:05:24,447 --> 1:05:26,746
Chad: Rick and Linda continue to have sex in the

1916
1:05:26,786 --> 1:05:27,609
Chad: bed behind them.

1917
1:05:27,841 --> 1:05:29,327
Chad: And Ferdy's like what's up with these two?

1918
1:05:29,500 --> 1:05:30,846
Chad: All they do is fight and have sex.

1919
1:05:30,920 --> 1:05:32,086
Chad: Like when were they fighting?

1920
1:05:32,421 --> 1:05:35,268
Bo: Somewhere around the time that Vincent Vega

1921
1:05:35,770 --> 1:05:36,431
Bo: was taken.

1922
1:05:37,261 --> 1:05:38,626
Bo: Uma Thurman out on the date.

1923
1:05:38,920 --> 1:05:41,067
Chad: And then Allison says to Ferdy, thanks for

1924
1:05:41,107 --> 1:05:42,742
Chad: not trying to have sex with me, you're one

1925
1:05:42,782 --> 1:05:43,546
Chad: of the good ones.

1926
1:05:44,423 --> 1:05:48,765
Bo: No, I'm just homosexual, that's okay.

1927
1:05:49,061 --> 1:05:50,567
Bo: I feel like you don't know what that means.

1928
1:05:50,981 --> 1:05:53,442
Bo: Of course, you do you silly, so do you want

1929
1:05:53,462 --> 1:05:54,345
Bo: to blow job?

1930
1:05:54,746 --> 1:05:56,581
Bo: Or no, no, no, you don't understand I.

1931
1:05:56,862 --> 1:06:00,031
Bo: I'm just not attracted to women, because

1932
1:06:00,593 --> 1:06:01,917
Bo: I'm not attracted to women either.

1933
1:06:02,017 --> 1:06:02,880
Chad: We have a lot in common.

1934
1:06:02,920 --> 1:06:04,685
Bo: How about I just sit on your lap and wiggle

1935
1:06:04,745 --> 1:06:05,989
Bo: around and see what happens?

1936
1:06:06,370 --> 1:06:08,389
Bo: Nothing, nothing is going to happen.

1937
1:06:08,600 --> 1:06:09,404
Bo: You're silly.

1938
1:06:09,701 --> 1:06:11,693
Chad: Anyway, we come back to Leslie, who's going

1939
1:06:11,714 --> 1:06:13,683
Chad: to the cigarette machine and she's wearing

1940
1:06:13,883 --> 1:06:16,851
Chad: her Playboy Bunny brand panties with the

1941
1:06:17,112 --> 1:06:19,087
Chad: little Playboy Bunny ears on the ass.

1942
1:06:19,381 --> 1:06:20,828
Bo: She goes to the cigarette machine.

1943
1:06:20,989 --> 1:06:23,080
Bo: Doesn't see that Mike is just leaning

1944
1:06:23,160 --> 1:06:25,511
Bo: against the wall on the other side of said

1945
1:06:25,812 --> 1:06:26,495
Bo: cigarette machine?

1946
1:06:26,540 --> 1:06:27,986
Chad: Yeah, his legs are sticking out in the

1947
1:06:28,086 --> 1:06:28,348
Chad: light.

1948
1:06:28,540 --> 1:06:30,347
Bo: I mean, these are clearly Mike shaped legs

1949
1:06:30,660 --> 1:06:32,505
Bo: and finally she notices she's like oh my

1950
1:06:32,546 --> 1:06:34,278
Bo: God, Mike, and she pulls him forward and

1951
1:06:34,298 --> 1:06:36,546
Bo: she sees that his neck is slit and starts

1952
1:06:36,827 --> 1:06:37,850
Bo: pumping blood out.

1953
1:06:38,061 --> 1:06:39,913
Chad: She takes off running and in a killbot

1954
1:06:39,933 --> 1:06:41,783
Chad: shows up and gives chase, not even giving

1955
1:06:41,823 --> 1:06:43,761
Chad: her a chance to show her ID, and this

1956
1:06:43,842 --> 1:06:46,834
Chad: killbot bow starts firing pink Star Wars

1957
1:06:46,914 --> 1:06:49,343
Chad: brand laser beams at her, but it's Star

1958
1:06:49,363 --> 1:06:51,851
Chad: Wars stormtrooper level accuracy.

1959
1:06:52,100 --> 1:06:54,007
Bo: Well, it's moving, you know that's fair,

1960
1:06:54,228 --> 1:06:54,789
Bo: and so is she.

1961
1:06:54,960 --> 1:06:56,442
Chad: So, yeah, that's that's hard, but it does

1962
1:06:56,482 --> 1:06:58,328
Chad: shoot her in the ass, which is pretty down

1963
1:06:58,800 --> 1:07:00,167
Chad: she goes, but she makes it back to

1964
1:07:00,207 --> 1:07:02,980
Chad: Furniture King as all of her sex loving

1965
1:07:03,120 --> 1:07:05,890
Chad: peers look out the front window and bow.

1966
1:07:06,201 --> 1:07:07,145
Chad: What happens next.

1967
1:07:07,501 --> 1:07:10,451
Bo: This thing fires a laser beam at her head

1968
1:07:10,712 --> 1:07:13,362
Bo: and it explodes like a watermelon with an

1969
1:07:13,542 --> 1:07:14,567
Bo: M80 shoved in it.

1970
1:07:14,884 --> 1:07:16,000
Bo: It is pretty great.

1971
1:07:16,060 --> 1:07:18,201
Chad: It's like scanners, I mean yeah, when

1972
1:07:18,221 --> 1:07:19,866
Chad: you're watching this movie because nothing

1973
1:07:19,906 --> 1:07:21,302
Chad: like this has happened so far it kind of

1974
1:07:21,322 --> 1:07:24,037
Chad: feels like a modern day PG 13 film like, oh,

1975
1:07:24,057 --> 1:07:25,764
Chad: they're going to pull their punches in her

1976
1:07:25,825 --> 1:07:26,868
Chad: head, boom.

1977
1:07:27,421 --> 1:07:28,545
Bo: Just blows up.

1978
1:07:28,706 --> 1:07:29,448
Bo: It's pretty good.

1979
1:07:29,500 --> 1:07:32,301
Bo: And then we see another killbot coming down

1980
1:07:32,406 --> 1:07:34,902
Bo: the hallway and everybody in the furniture

1981
1:07:34,962 --> 1:07:36,248
Bo: store is freaking out.

1982
1:07:36,440 --> 1:07:38,767
Bo: They blast through the glass doors and just

1983
1:07:38,787 --> 1:07:40,231
Bo: start shooting up the place.

1984
1:07:40,380 --> 1:07:42,990
Chad: I like that the second killbot blasts blue

1985
1:07:43,331 --> 1:07:45,463
Chad: Star Wars brand laser beams and the first

1986
1:07:45,563 --> 1:07:48,155
Chad: one has pink colored Star Wars brand laser

1987
1:07:48,195 --> 1:07:49,682
Chad: beams when they're shooting them around.

1988
1:07:49,882 --> 1:07:51,427
Chad: That you could hire these killbots for a

1989
1:07:51,487 --> 1:07:53,362
Chad: gender reveal party, like, if they shoot a

1990
1:07:53,423 --> 1:07:55,189
Chad: pink laser and you kill somebody, it's a

1991
1:07:55,249 --> 1:07:55,470
Chad: girl.

1992
1:07:55,720 --> 1:07:57,185
Chad: If they shoot a blue laser and they kill

1993
1:07:57,205 --> 1:07:58,248
Chad: somebody, it's a boy.

1994
1:07:58,429 --> 1:07:59,030
Chad: Isn't that fun?

1995
1:07:59,280 --> 1:08:01,506
Bo: And it would be about as safe as your

1996
1:08:01,526 --> 1:08:04,052
Bo: regular gender reveal party.

1997
1:08:04,240 --> 1:08:06,128
Bo: We only had one exploding head in this

1998
1:08:06,169 --> 1:08:08,780
Bo: gender reveal party, not a wildfire that

1999
1:08:08,900 --> 1:08:10,106
Bo: displaced thousands.

2000
1:08:10,461 --> 1:08:13,693
Chad: I listened to a podcast called the Decoder

2001
1:08:13,773 --> 1:08:16,102
Chad: Ring and they tell the secret history of

2002
1:08:16,243 --> 1:08:17,708
Chad: things and why they happened.

2003
1:08:18,001 --> 1:08:20,191
Chad: And they did one on gender reveal parties

2004
1:08:20,653 --> 1:08:22,761
Chad: and it all started with a single patient

2005
1:08:22,801 --> 1:08:25,608
Chad: zero of a woman who made a cake and did a

2006
1:08:25,648 --> 1:08:27,982
Chad: gender reveal at her home and it was

2007
1:08:28,102 --> 1:08:31,093
Chad: published in this soon to be mommy magazine

2008
1:08:31,273 --> 1:08:34,604
Chad: that was subscribed to by pretty much every

2009
1:08:34,905 --> 1:08:36,510
Chad: obstetrician's office in America.

2010
1:08:36,721 --> 1:08:38,612
Chad: And they did this one little feature story

2011
1:08:38,713 --> 1:08:40,689
Chad: and because every mom to be read about it,

2012
1:08:40,811 --> 1:08:42,623
Chad: it just took off no pun intended like

2013
1:08:42,684 --> 1:08:43,245
Chad: wildfire.

2014
1:08:43,446 --> 1:08:45,064
Chad: And the interview with the woman she was

2015
1:08:45,105 --> 1:08:46,780
Chad: just like I regret ever doing that.

2016
1:08:46,920 --> 1:08:49,308
Chad: She's like this is all my fault, the more

2017
1:08:49,348 --> 1:08:49,649
Chad: you know.

2018
1:08:51,940 --> 1:08:53,144
Bo: Sort of like the guy who invented the

2019
1:08:53,164 --> 1:08:54,127
Bo: shopping mall of like.

2020
1:08:54,327 --> 1:08:57,346
Bo: I unreservedly reject the fact that I

2021
1:08:57,406 --> 1:08:58,029
Bo: invented this.

2022
1:08:58,069 --> 1:08:58,692
Bo: I fucked up.

2023
1:08:58,832 --> 1:08:59,556
Bo: I am so sorry.

2024
1:08:59,861 --> 1:09:01,127
Bo: Yes, my bad.

2025
1:09:01,361 --> 1:09:03,808
Bo: I was trying to do something good and I

2026
1:09:03,869 --> 1:09:04,290
Bo: fucked up.

2027
1:09:04,480 --> 1:09:05,626
Bo: Isn't that how most things go?

2028
1:09:05,861 --> 1:09:08,409
Bo: That is the title of my autobiography.

2029
1:09:09,021 --> 1:09:10,486
Bo: I was trying to do the right thing and I

2030
1:09:10,526 --> 1:09:10,948
Bo: fucked up.

2031
1:09:11,421 --> 1:09:13,988
Bo: I was telling a kid today at school because

2032
1:09:14,008 --> 1:09:15,412
Bo: I mold young mindshad.

2033
1:09:15,600 --> 1:09:18,587
Bo: They were like man, I keep trying to do

2034
1:09:18,727 --> 1:09:21,633
Bo: good and I always get my own way.

2035
1:09:21,840 --> 1:09:23,547
Bo: First of all, that's good self-awareness.

2036
1:09:23,880 --> 1:09:26,788
Bo: Second of all, welcome to life where you're

2037
1:09:26,808 --> 1:09:28,721
Bo: just constantly trying to do the right

2038
1:09:28,761 --> 1:09:30,928
Bo: thing and do good and you just end up

2039
1:09:30,968 --> 1:09:32,191
Bo: fucking it up for yourself.

2040
1:09:32,440 --> 1:09:34,367
Bo: I mean, I put it slightly less profane than

2041
1:09:34,387 --> 1:09:34,567
Bo: that.

2042
1:09:34,788 --> 1:09:37,590
Bo: But I told him like hey, that is 100% the

2043
1:09:37,710 --> 1:09:38,695
Bo: rest of your days.

2044
1:09:38,876 --> 1:09:39,800
Bo: Get used to that feeling.

2045
1:09:39,920 --> 1:09:41,364
Chad: Back in our movie the Killbots.

2046
1:09:41,544 --> 1:09:44,592
Chad: They blast through the front doors of

2047
1:09:44,692 --> 1:09:46,303
Chad: furniture King and everybody.

2048
1:09:46,384 --> 1:09:49,011
Chad: Inside are remaining six living humans.

2049
1:09:49,160 --> 1:09:51,849
Chad: They all rush to the back room.

2050
1:09:51,960 --> 1:09:54,306
Chad: It appears that they're safe for a moment,

2051
1:09:54,506 --> 1:09:56,973
Chad: and then Ferdy tries to call for help.

2052
1:09:57,080 --> 1:09:59,007
Chad: But doesn't he know that phones don't work

2053
1:09:59,067 --> 1:09:59,749
Chad: in horror movies?

2054
1:09:59,840 --> 1:10:00,847
Chad: No, that's not going to happen.

2055
1:10:01,000 --> 1:10:03,330
Chad: So then suddenly it's midnight and the

2056
1:10:03,391 --> 1:10:05,580
Chad: whole mall goes on lockdown as the metal

2057
1:10:05,720 --> 1:10:08,289
Chad: doors closed on this facility.

2058
1:10:08,460 --> 1:10:10,889
Chad: And I thought I can end this movie right

2059
1:10:10,949 --> 1:10:11,109
Chad: now.

2060
1:10:11,320 --> 1:10:13,165
Chad: Just start pulling fire alarms.

2061
1:10:13,366 --> 1:10:14,629
Bo: That's a great idea, and you're done.

2062
1:10:14,750 --> 1:10:15,271
Chad: The phones don't work.

2063
1:10:15,291 --> 1:10:16,524
Chad: Yeah, keep pulling fire alarms.

2064
1:10:16,665 --> 1:10:18,345
Bo: They'll show up, but instead Chad.

2065
1:10:18,525 --> 1:10:21,457
Bo: What happens is that Allison is like hey,

2066
1:10:21,638 --> 1:10:23,487
Bo: how about we all get up in this air duct?

2067
1:10:23,828 --> 1:10:26,039
Bo: And the plan is, chad, we're going to climb

2068
1:10:26,059 --> 1:10:27,687
Bo: through the air ducts, take that to the

2069
1:10:27,747 --> 1:10:30,339
Bo: parking level and get in the cars and get

2070
1:10:30,379 --> 1:10:32,948
Bo: out of there, which isn't the worst idea or

2071
1:10:33,068 --> 1:10:33,810
Bo: fire alarms.

2072
1:10:34,040 --> 1:10:35,665
Chad: But are the fire alarms in the air duct?

2073
1:10:35,685 --> 1:10:37,770
Chad: We'll go find them All right, have at it,

2074
1:10:37,811 --> 1:10:38,071
Chad: ladies.

2075
1:10:38,400 --> 1:10:41,908
Bo: Also the kill box shed, who are outfitted

2076
1:10:42,028 --> 1:10:44,473
Bo: with some sort of plastic explosive.

2077
1:10:44,520 --> 1:10:47,609
Bo: Yes are about to blow open the door.

2078
1:10:48,240 --> 1:10:50,327
Bo: Apparently, that's just a bonus you get if

2079
1:10:50,367 --> 1:10:51,230
Bo: you order three.

2080
1:10:51,621 --> 1:10:53,580
Bo: Yeah, you also get the plastic explosives.

2081
1:10:53,600 --> 1:10:54,685
Bo: You got the security door.

2082
1:10:54,880 --> 1:10:56,066
Chad: You got the three kill box.

2083
1:10:56,300 --> 1:10:57,205
Chad: Now you got an option.

2084
1:10:57,420 --> 1:10:59,328
Chad: Do you want different colored lasers?

2085
1:10:59,508 --> 1:11:00,291
Chad: No upcharge.

2086
1:11:00,412 --> 1:11:01,556
Chad: Yes, pink and blue.

2087
1:11:01,757 --> 1:11:02,480
Chad: Got it All right.

2088
1:11:02,580 --> 1:11:05,285
Chad: Now another question Do you want focused

2089
1:11:05,465 --> 1:11:07,723
Chad: laser functionality, a lot like what you

2090
1:11:07,763 --> 1:11:09,809
Chad: see in your supermans that have?

2091
1:11:09,949 --> 1:11:10,551
Chad: That's a yes.

2092
1:11:10,800 --> 1:11:13,066
Chad: With that you're also going to get the

2093
1:11:13,106 --> 1:11:14,990
Chad: plastic explosive squirts.

2094
1:11:15,050 --> 1:11:16,943
Chad: A tiny little of dollop, kind of looks like

2095
1:11:16,983 --> 1:11:17,967
Chad: somebody milked a bull.

2096
1:11:18,140 --> 1:11:20,327
Chad: Then they fill it up with a long wire,

2097
1:11:20,648 --> 1:11:21,570
Chad: knocks down a door.

2098
1:11:21,760 --> 1:11:24,347
Bo: Aren't they try to prevent doors from being

2099
1:11:24,407 --> 1:11:25,109
Bo: knocked down?

2100
1:11:25,249 --> 1:11:27,866
Bo: And you're viewing this the wrong way.

2101
1:11:30,185 --> 1:11:32,329
Chad: A criminal taken off the streets is a

2102
1:11:32,409 --> 1:11:34,253
Chad: criminal that is not on the streets.

2103
1:11:34,501 --> 1:11:36,960
Chad: They're not called kill bots on accident.

2104
1:11:37,100 --> 1:11:38,384
Chad: We sell them is that?

2105
1:11:38,404 --> 1:11:39,829
Chad: They're just going to patrol and call the

2106
1:11:39,849 --> 1:11:40,170
Chad: cops?

2107
1:11:40,360 --> 1:11:42,228
Chad: They're going to murder everybody.

2108
1:11:42,440 --> 1:11:44,786
Bo: I don't know why I would want it, then why

2109
1:11:44,867 --> 1:11:45,435
Bo: wouldn't you?

2110
1:11:45,496 --> 1:11:45,780
Chad: want it.

2111
1:11:45,840 --> 1:11:48,789
Bo: Because we have just regular people come to

2112
1:11:48,809 --> 1:11:51,285
Bo: the mall, have you ever seen someone killed

2113
1:11:51,345 --> 1:11:52,027
Bo: in front of you?

2114
1:11:52,247 --> 1:11:53,691
Chad: and then you get a murder boner.

2115
1:11:54,001 --> 1:11:56,089
Chad: It's the greatest feeling in the world.

2116
1:11:56,241 --> 1:11:57,566
Bo: I love other brochure.

2117
1:11:57,740 --> 1:12:00,868
Bo: They've got bullet points of why you should

2118
1:12:00,908 --> 1:12:04,484
Bo: pop these killbots, additional security

2119
1:12:04,785 --> 1:12:07,531
Bo: security doors if you buy two multicolored

2120
1:12:07,571 --> 1:12:10,729
Bo: lasers murder psychological aphrodisiac.

2121
1:12:11,101 --> 1:12:11,925
Chad: What does that mean?

2122
1:12:12,100 --> 1:12:13,286
Chad: Oh, you'll find out, buddy.

2123
1:12:13,440 --> 1:12:14,786
Chad: You want these things in action.

2124
1:12:15,000 --> 1:12:17,047
Chad: Man, it's going to be high noon.

2125
1:12:17,067 --> 1:12:17,670
Chad: You know what I'm saying.

2126
1:12:17,901 --> 1:12:20,266
Bo: Oh my God, I love it so much.

2127
1:12:20,620 --> 1:12:22,707
Chad: It's also crazy how close we are to the end

2128
1:12:22,728 --> 1:12:23,309
Chad: of this movie.

2129
1:12:23,440 --> 1:12:24,445
Chad: It's almost over.

2130
1:12:24,680 --> 1:12:27,255
Bo: So the guys end up having to run while the

2131
1:12:27,295 --> 1:12:28,842
Bo: girls are in the ducks because the killbots

2132
1:12:28,963 --> 1:12:30,248
Bo: blow their way into the place.

2133
1:12:30,861 --> 1:12:32,066
Chad: Jesus, it's the killbots.

2134
1:12:32,340 --> 1:12:35,304
Bo: Feets don't fail me now and the girls are

2135
1:12:35,364 --> 1:12:37,048
Bo: starting to really sweat it out in the

2136
1:12:37,088 --> 1:12:39,842
Bo: vents and Suzy is having a good old

2137
1:12:39,882 --> 1:12:41,167
Bo: fashioned freak out in there.

2138
1:12:41,740 --> 1:12:43,908
Bo: Where he's like oh my God, my boyfriend

2139
1:12:43,928 --> 1:12:44,229
Bo: needs me.

2140
1:12:44,300 --> 1:12:45,565
Bo: And they're like Suzy, what the fuck are

2141
1:12:45,585 --> 1:12:46,348
Bo: you talking about?

2142
1:12:46,560 --> 1:12:47,625
Bo: We're almost out of here.

2143
1:12:47,760 --> 1:12:49,486
Bo: All we got to do is keep going and we're

2144
1:12:49,506 --> 1:12:50,149
Bo: going to get out of here.

2145
1:12:50,360 --> 1:12:52,468
Bo: Oh man, those robots must turn on the heat.

2146
1:12:52,520 --> 1:12:53,384
Bo: They know we're in here.

2147
1:12:53,740 --> 1:12:56,025
Bo: Yeah, Suzy, shut the fuck up, William.

2148
1:12:56,045 --> 1:12:57,489
Chad: Chill out, baby, chill out, all right, be

2149
1:12:57,529 --> 1:12:58,250
Chad: cool, be cool.

2150
1:12:58,491 --> 1:12:59,353
Chad: Be cool like Fonzie.

2151
1:12:59,500 --> 1:13:00,083
Chad: What's Fonzie?

2152
1:13:00,123 --> 1:13:00,665
Bo: like Suzy.

2153
1:13:01,080 --> 1:13:02,346
Bo: Cool correct.

2154
1:13:02,460 --> 1:13:02,520
Bo: A.

2155
1:13:02,560 --> 1:13:03,302
Bo: Mundo.

2156
1:13:05,085 --> 1:13:07,691
Bo: Meanwhile, the guys are hoofing it to Peck

2157
1:13:07,751 --> 1:13:09,114
Bo: and Paw Sporting Goods.

2158
1:13:09,501 --> 1:13:10,726
Bo: I get it for guns.

2159
1:13:13,680 --> 1:13:15,565
Chad: See Heston Second Amendment.

2160
1:13:15,686 --> 1:13:19,485
Bo: Emporium Right Hunter S Thompson shopping

2161
1:13:19,586 --> 1:13:19,867
Bo: mall.

2162
1:13:20,661 --> 1:13:23,084
Chad: It's very subtle and so they end up having

2163
1:13:23,104 --> 1:13:25,781
Chad: to bust the glass to get in in this place

2164
1:13:26,001 --> 1:13:29,911
Chad: is just ceiling to floor with automatic

2165
1:13:29,991 --> 1:13:33,529
Chad: weapons and shotguns, ammunition all open

2166
1:13:33,549 --> 1:13:34,903
Chad: to the public, like you can just take it

2167
1:13:34,963 --> 1:13:36,227
Chad: off the shelf, load it up and start

2168
1:13:36,327 --> 1:13:37,050
Chad: murdering people.

2169
1:13:37,140 --> 1:13:38,691
Chad: Like from a modern perspective, it is

2170
1:13:38,872 --> 1:13:40,884
Chad: shocking that there are this many guns and

2171
1:13:40,904 --> 1:13:41,226
Chad: bullets.

2172
1:13:41,440 --> 1:13:43,005
Chad: But what's even more shocking is this was

2173
1:13:43,045 --> 1:13:44,228
Chad: probably pretty accurate.

2174
1:13:44,730 --> 1:13:45,251
Bo: Absolutely.

2175
1:13:45,360 --> 1:13:46,765
Bo: I also like the fact that there are several

2176
1:13:46,806 --> 1:13:48,743
Bo: propane tanks that you can use, because you

2177
1:13:48,763 --> 1:13:51,222
Bo: know why would you want a gun without an

2178
1:13:51,282 --> 1:13:52,627
Bo: explosive of some kind?

2179
1:13:52,840 --> 1:13:55,474
Chad: This feels like a level of from Left 4 Dead

2180
1:13:55,554 --> 1:13:55,815
Chad: 2.

2181
1:13:55,836 --> 1:13:59,209
Chad: Yes, you know, chopping mall like oh, I get

2182
1:13:59,269 --> 1:13:59,329
Chad: it.

2183
1:13:59,420 --> 1:14:01,789
Chad: So it's zombies and robots Interesting.

2184
1:14:02,080 --> 1:14:03,845
Bo: And so Rick is like we're going to send

2185
1:14:03,886 --> 1:14:05,711
Bo: those fuckers a Rambo Graham.

2186
1:14:05,800 --> 1:14:07,501
Bo: And you're like, oh right, 80s, Of course

2187
1:14:07,582 --> 1:14:09,248
Bo: everybody had a Rambo joke.

2188
1:14:09,580 --> 1:14:11,808
Chad: How awesome would it be to get a Rambo

2189
1:14:11,828 --> 1:14:12,721
Chad: Graham when?

2190
1:14:12,761 --> 1:14:15,328
Speaker 3: he's like I heard it was your birthday,

2191
1:14:15,468 --> 1:14:16,391
Speaker 3: another day older.

2192
1:14:16,560 --> 1:14:18,607
Speaker 3: I want you to know that death is coming and

2193
1:14:18,627 --> 1:14:19,670
Speaker 3: there's nothing you can do.

2194
1:14:19,980 --> 1:14:21,807
Speaker 3: Maybe you're wondering do you get to win

2195
1:14:21,827 --> 1:14:22,409
Speaker 3: this time?

2196
1:14:22,620 --> 1:14:24,407
Speaker 3: Yeah, they drew first, but will you get to

2197
1:14:24,427 --> 1:14:24,949
Speaker 3: win this time?

2198
1:14:25,020 --> 1:14:25,987
Speaker 3: Happy birthday, jeanette.

2199
1:14:26,209 --> 1:14:28,326
Bo: All right, do you get to make a wish this

2200
1:14:28,407 --> 1:14:28,708
Bo: time?

2201
1:14:28,960 --> 1:14:31,068
Bo: Yeah, you do, because it's your birthday.

2202
1:14:31,320 --> 1:14:33,328
Speaker 3: Let's just remember to survive a birthday.

2203
1:14:33,440 --> 1:14:34,726
Speaker 3: You got to become a birthday.

2204
1:14:34,940 --> 1:14:36,650
Speaker 3: I don't know what that means, but a happy

2205
1:14:36,690 --> 1:14:37,897
Speaker 3: birthday, deborah, all right.

2206
1:14:38,420 --> 1:14:40,508
Bo: Then Richard Crita shows up in the corner.

2207
1:14:40,820 --> 1:14:41,985
Bo: He's a birthday machine.

2208
1:14:42,220 --> 1:14:43,245
Bo: We made him that way.

2209
1:14:43,420 --> 1:14:45,687
Chad: You ever go to cameo and look at how much

2210
1:14:45,968 --> 1:14:48,384
Chad: celebrities are hawking their whatever

2211
1:14:48,605 --> 1:14:51,402
Chad: broader personality and voice and whatever

2212
1:14:51,583 --> 1:14:52,105
Chad: to people?

2213
1:14:52,621 --> 1:14:53,586
Chad: Not one time Chad.

2214
1:14:53,842 --> 1:14:54,900
Chad: It's an awesome game.

2215
1:14:54,960 --> 1:14:56,934
Chad: You got to go in, get somebody you know and

2216
1:14:56,974 --> 1:14:59,244
Chad: love and you just start throwing out names

2217
1:14:59,365 --> 1:15:01,602
Chad: and figuring out how much they charge for a

2218
1:15:01,662 --> 1:15:02,225
Chad: cameo.

2219
1:15:02,460 --> 1:15:04,006
Bo: Although I've never been on the website

2220
1:15:04,026 --> 1:15:05,049
Bo: cameo once, and I'm not.

2221
1:15:05,120 --> 1:15:06,906
Bo: That's not saying that there's anything

2222
1:15:06,966 --> 1:15:07,468
Bo: wrong with it.

2223
1:15:07,588 --> 1:15:08,090
Bo: I should.

2224
1:15:08,300 --> 1:15:09,202
Bo: I just never have.

2225
1:15:09,463 --> 1:15:13,472
Bo: But someone I know got a cameo from the

2226
1:15:13,512 --> 1:15:15,887
Bo: kids in the halls Kevin McDonald, uh-huh,

2227
1:15:16,100 --> 1:15:17,867
Bo: and it was fucking epic.

2228
1:15:18,160 --> 1:15:20,168
Bo: Kevin McDonald went all in on it.

2229
1:15:20,200 --> 1:15:22,427
Bo: It wasn't just a I'm going through the

2230
1:15:22,488 --> 1:15:25,706
Bo: motions, he went full Kevin McDonald on it

2231
1:15:25,826 --> 1:15:28,252
Bo: and it was a thing of beauty.

2232
1:15:28,481 --> 1:15:30,634
Chad: But you're recording like a minute.

2233
1:15:30,836 --> 1:15:32,002
Chad: Oh here, all right, right now ready.

2234
1:15:32,122 --> 1:15:34,229
Chad: Dean Norris from Breaking Bad Uh-huh.

2235
1:15:34,501 --> 1:15:36,248
Chad: How much is he charging for a cameo?

2236
1:15:36,340 --> 1:15:38,416
Chad: Do you think a hundred bucks, 200 bucks?

2237
1:15:38,476 --> 1:15:39,000
Chad: Okay, all right.

2238
1:15:39,060 --> 1:15:42,246
Chad: John O'Hurley from Seinfeld and some game

2239
1:15:42,287 --> 1:15:43,589
Chad: shows and, I'm sure, something else.

2240
1:15:43,789 --> 1:15:44,371
Bo: What's he charged?

2241
1:15:44,611 --> 1:15:45,373
Bo: Oh okay, All right.

2242
1:15:46,100 --> 1:15:47,947
Bo: John O'Hurley 150 bucks, 200 bucks.

2243
1:15:48,445 --> 1:15:49,519
Chad: Fred Stoller.

2244
1:15:49,620 --> 1:15:51,066
Chad: Remember Fred Stoller, the state of

2245
1:15:51,126 --> 1:15:51,548
Chad: comedian.

2246
1:15:51,840 --> 1:15:52,583
Chad: What's he charging?

2247
1:15:52,603 --> 1:15:54,809
Bo: 250, 35 bucks.

2248
1:15:54,829 --> 1:15:56,282
Bo: What you can't afford.

2249
1:15:56,402 --> 1:15:58,208
Bo: Not to get a cameo from Fred Stoller at

2250
1:15:58,228 --> 1:15:58,890
Bo: those prices.

2251
1:15:59,220 --> 1:16:01,948
Chad: It is one of the best games ever to go

2252
1:16:02,028 --> 1:16:03,724
Chad: through and just look at these people and

2253
1:16:03,744 --> 1:16:06,236
Chad: to see like who is so not desperate for

2254
1:16:06,276 --> 1:16:06,497
Chad: cash.

2255
1:16:06,578 --> 1:16:09,026
Chad: I get it Like this is doing Comic-cons

2256
1:16:09,327 --> 1:16:10,731
Chad: without having to go anywhere.

2257
1:16:10,960 --> 1:16:13,827
Chad: Joel McHale 250 bucks is the going rate

2258
1:16:13,867 --> 1:16:14,268
Chad: right now.

2259
1:16:14,449 --> 1:16:14,770
Chad: What?

2260
1:16:14,790 --> 1:16:15,752
Chad: Yeah, that's not terrible.

2261
1:16:15,940 --> 1:16:17,766
Chad: The guy who played one of those twins,

2262
1:16:18,046 --> 1:16:20,252
Chad: lewis Moncada I don't know which one of the

2263
1:16:20,292 --> 1:16:22,245
Chad: twins he was he's a hundred bucks to wish

2264
1:16:22,285 --> 1:16:23,349
Chad: people a happy birthday.

2265
1:16:23,520 --> 1:16:25,246
Chad: Dave Foley is charging a hundred bucks from

2266
1:16:25,266 --> 1:16:25,949
Chad: the kids in the hall.

2267
1:16:26,261 --> 1:16:27,886
Chad: I saw him do one where he did the full

2268
1:16:27,926 --> 1:16:30,055
Chad: soliloquy of being the worst doctor in the

2269
1:16:30,095 --> 1:16:30,339
Chad: world.

2270
1:16:31,564 --> 1:16:32,508
Chad: That's fantastic.

2271
1:16:32,700 --> 1:16:34,526
Chad: When I search for Dave Foley, mick Foley,

2272
1:16:34,687 --> 1:16:35,991
Chad: professional wrestler, came up.

2273
1:16:36,101 --> 1:16:37,712
Chad: His is a hundred and forty nine bucks.

2274
1:16:38,035 --> 1:16:38,780
Chad: It's crazy man.

2275
1:16:38,900 --> 1:16:40,585
Chad: It's a blast to go through and play.

2276
1:16:40,646 --> 1:16:42,050
Chad: Who costs more this person?

2277
1:16:42,070 --> 1:16:43,826
Chad: That person Is Henry Rollins on there.

2278
1:16:44,040 --> 1:16:45,224
Bo: There's no way but hold on.

2279
1:16:45,445 --> 1:16:46,830
Bo: No, all right, that makes sense.

2280
1:16:46,960 --> 1:16:48,586
Bo: I don't know why he would ever do that, but

2281
1:16:48,626 --> 1:16:51,005
Bo: I would also love I can't imagine that he

2282
1:16:51,025 --> 1:16:51,547
Bo: would do it.

2283
1:16:51,780 --> 1:16:53,547
Chad: The most expensive cameos that are out

2284
1:16:53,567 --> 1:16:55,425
Chad: there right now Kevin O'Leary, the guy from

2285
1:16:55,485 --> 1:16:55,987
Chad: Shark Tank.

2286
1:16:56,140 --> 1:16:58,426
Chad: He wants $1,500.

2287
1:16:58,547 --> 1:17:00,231
Bo: Oh go fuck yourself, Okay yeah.

2288
1:17:00,360 --> 1:17:02,067
Chad: He took the words out of my mouth on that.

2289
1:17:02,140 --> 1:17:03,747
Chad: There's a bunch of iced tea.

2290
1:17:03,800 --> 1:17:05,145
Chad: He wants 600 bucks.

2291
1:17:05,386 --> 1:17:07,707
Chad: Nope, robert England, 500 bucks.

2292
1:17:07,967 --> 1:17:08,630
Bo: I get that one.

2293
1:17:08,840 --> 1:17:10,647
Chad: Don Johnson 500 bucks.

2294
1:17:11,321 --> 1:17:14,184
Chad: No, it's crazy man, but the bad thing is is

2295
1:17:14,257 --> 1:17:16,348
Chad: that once you go to cameo and you noodle

2296
1:17:16,368 --> 1:17:18,732
Chad: around for a little bit, all of your social

2297
1:17:18,772 --> 1:17:21,505
Chad: media and targeted advertising across

2298
1:17:21,525 --> 1:17:23,362
Chad: websites is going to be 100 percent cameo

2299
1:17:23,382 --> 1:17:24,206
Chad: for the next six months.

2300
1:17:24,340 --> 1:17:26,323
Bo: Yeah, that's fine, you're going to use that

2301
1:17:26,383 --> 1:17:28,270
Bo: money on bullshit anyway.

2302
1:17:28,420 --> 1:17:32,651
Bo: Why not get Eric Roberts to tell you what a

2303
1:17:32,671 --> 1:17:33,453
Bo: good job you're doing?

2304
1:17:33,601 --> 1:17:35,577
Bo: That's why I need Kevin McDonald is I just

2305
1:17:35,597 --> 1:17:37,564
Bo: need Kevin McDonald to give me a pep talk,

2306
1:17:38,667 --> 1:17:40,932
Bo: and whatever he's charging, it ain't enough.

2307
1:17:41,100 --> 1:17:42,766
Bo: And then every time I'm feeling a little

2308
1:17:42,806 --> 1:17:44,944
Bo: blue, chad right, you know, you're an evil.

2309
1:17:45,004 --> 1:17:46,882
Chad: Evil Y boy right or just like.

2310
1:17:46,922 --> 1:17:48,548
Chad: Hey man, I know you've had a really rough

2311
1:17:48,588 --> 1:17:51,267
Chad: time your illness and your family having

2312
1:17:51,668 --> 1:17:55,407
Chad: financial problems but I got you a two

2313
1:17:55,447 --> 1:17:57,572
Chad: minute video recording of Ernie Hudson

2314
1:17:57,820 --> 1:17:59,546
Chad: doling out some pearls of wisdom.

2315
1:17:59,666 --> 1:18:00,369
Bo: Great, great.

2316
1:18:00,980 --> 1:18:03,088
Bo: He's the best Ghostbuster, but he didn't do

2317
1:18:03,168 --> 1:18:03,389
Bo: nothing.

2318
1:18:03,600 --> 1:18:04,724
Bo: But he's still Ghostbuster.

2319
1:18:05,326 --> 1:18:06,068
Bo: Let's finish this.

2320
1:18:06,389 --> 1:18:06,790
Chad: Oh yeah, yeah.

2321
1:18:07,020 --> 1:18:08,667
Chad: They're all strapped up with guns and ammo.

2322
1:18:08,840 --> 1:18:10,546
Chad: They've got like crisscross ammunition on

2323
1:18:10,566 --> 1:18:11,249
Chad: their chest.

2324
1:18:11,460 --> 1:18:12,425
Chad: It's all ridiculous.

2325
1:18:12,860 --> 1:18:15,128
Bo: Just firing bullets wildly into the air,

2326
1:18:15,168 --> 1:18:15,549
Bo: chad.

2327
1:18:16,060 --> 1:18:18,428
Bo: That's how they draw the attention of the

2328
1:18:18,468 --> 1:18:19,009
Bo: killbots.

2329
1:18:19,050 --> 1:18:20,246
Bo: And sure enough, one comes around the

2330
1:18:20,286 --> 1:18:22,941
Bo: corner and they get in a good old fashioned

2331
1:18:23,002 --> 1:18:23,483
Bo: gunfight.

2332
1:18:23,524 --> 1:18:25,461
Bo: Where it's shooting lasers, they're

2333
1:18:25,481 --> 1:18:26,285
Bo: shooting bullets.

2334
1:18:26,640 --> 1:18:28,126
Chad: The bullets don't really have much of an

2335
1:18:28,166 --> 1:18:28,628
Chad: effect.

2336
1:18:28,900 --> 1:18:31,020
Bo: They throw a propane tank at it, yeah, and

2337
1:18:31,040 --> 1:18:32,767
Bo: then they shoot that and the thing goes up

2338
1:18:32,807 --> 1:18:34,880
Bo: like a Roman fucking candle, yeah, and

2339
1:18:34,900 --> 1:18:36,807
Bo: you're like, oh, that's one down, two to go,

2340
1:18:36,927 --> 1:18:38,644
Bo: but don't get so confident.

2341
1:18:39,000 --> 1:18:41,247
Bo: But first we got to cut back to the beds,

2342
1:18:41,548 --> 1:18:43,724
Bo: where Susie is still freaking out is like

2343
1:18:43,984 --> 1:18:46,081
Bo: Greg needs me and they're like Susie, would

2344
1:18:46,101 --> 1:18:46,682
Bo: you shut?

2345
1:18:46,963 --> 1:18:47,986
Chad: the fuck up.

2346
1:18:48,227 --> 1:18:49,130
Chad: That's it, I'm leaving.

2347
1:18:49,360 --> 1:18:51,486
Chad: And so she just kicks through an air vent

2348
1:18:51,727 --> 1:18:54,284
Chad: and drops down into one of the stores, and

2349
1:18:54,404 --> 1:18:56,150
Chad: Allison and Linda they follow suit.

2350
1:18:56,240 --> 1:18:58,148
Bo: It turns out they're in a Sherman Williams,

2351
1:18:58,300 --> 1:19:00,824
Bo: I'm guessing paint store, and then the guys

2352
1:19:00,884 --> 1:19:02,670
Bo: decide, hey, we need to go get somewhere

2353
1:19:02,760 --> 1:19:05,109
Bo: those propane tanks that worked pretty good,

2354
1:19:05,220 --> 1:19:07,027
Bo: we need some propane or some butans.

2355
1:19:07,180 --> 1:19:09,427
Bo: One of them and Greg's like wait, I've got

2356
1:19:09,467 --> 1:19:11,865
Bo: an awful, evil, wonderful idea.

2357
1:19:13,840 --> 1:19:16,788
Bo: While he's taken off, susie is determined

2358
1:19:16,808 --> 1:19:19,083
Bo: to go find the guys and the girls decided

2359
1:19:19,103 --> 1:19:21,451
Bo: like well, we're going to arm up to yeah.

2360
1:19:21,661 --> 1:19:23,566
Bo: And so they're grabbing anything that they

2361
1:19:23,607 --> 1:19:24,570
Bo: can use for a weapon.

2362
1:19:25,040 --> 1:19:27,288
Bo: And then you see Chad, one of the kill bots,

2363
1:19:27,308 --> 1:19:29,183
Bo: just kind of backs into this little alcove

2364
1:19:29,243 --> 1:19:31,430
Bo: and powers down like he, he, he, they'll

2365
1:19:31,450 --> 1:19:31,651
Bo: never.

2366
1:19:33,920 --> 1:19:36,468
Bo: So while that thing's hiding, the guys are

2367
1:19:36,508 --> 1:19:38,352
Bo: trying to pry open this elevator.

2368
1:19:38,775 --> 1:19:40,021
Chad: Yeah, it's a stuck elevator.

2369
1:19:40,055 --> 1:19:41,319
Chad: I'm like what's your plan here?

2370
1:19:41,420 --> 1:19:42,965
Chad: To get inside and be trapped?

2371
1:19:43,196 --> 1:19:44,080
Bo: We'll get to that.

2372
1:19:44,315 --> 1:19:47,776
Bo: And then nerdy Ferdy is like hey guys, do

2373
1:19:47,816 --> 1:19:49,402
Bo: you think that the kill bots can read our

2374
1:19:49,482 --> 1:19:49,884
Bo: minds?

2375
1:19:50,035 --> 1:19:51,460
Bo: And they're like what?

2376
1:19:53,256 --> 1:19:55,102
Bo: No, what are you talking about?

2377
1:19:55,122 --> 1:19:55,865
Bo: He's like I don't know.

2378
1:19:55,915 --> 1:19:57,495
Bo: I guess they could just do lots of stuff,

2379
1:19:57,555 --> 1:19:58,700
Bo: and I was wondering if they could do that

2380
1:19:58,740 --> 1:19:58,820
Bo: too.

2381
1:19:59,415 --> 1:20:00,460
Bo: But you just shut up.

2382
1:20:00,775 --> 1:20:02,021
Bo: You're not helping anything.

2383
1:20:02,295 --> 1:20:04,021
Bo: Linda then shows them how to make some

2384
1:20:04,081 --> 1:20:06,879
Bo: Molotov cocktails out of gas containers and

2385
1:20:06,959 --> 1:20:09,457
Bo: rags, which seems self-evident to me, but

2386
1:20:09,538 --> 1:20:10,968
Bo: everyone seems real surprised.

2387
1:20:11,015 --> 1:20:14,044
Bo: Like a combination of gasoline and rags.

2388
1:20:14,365 --> 1:20:16,802
Chad: Huh, I like that these gas cans are full of

2389
1:20:16,862 --> 1:20:19,262
Chad: gasoline and on the store shelf of a mall,

2390
1:20:19,362 --> 1:20:21,079
Chad: yeah Well this is the same.

2391
1:20:21,159 --> 1:20:24,576
Bo: All that has like fully armed M16s and

2392
1:20:24,877 --> 1:20:25,701
Bo: explosives.

2393
1:20:26,056 --> 1:20:28,723
Bo: Allison stashes a road flare down her shirt

2394
1:20:28,863 --> 1:20:30,658
Bo: in the midst of all this, which will come

2395
1:20:30,698 --> 1:20:31,481
Bo: into play later.

2396
1:20:31,776 --> 1:20:33,956
Chad: At least the movie's phoning that in and I

2397
1:20:33,976 --> 1:20:35,462
Chad: was like what is the name of this store?

2398
1:20:35,535 --> 1:20:37,582
Chad: Like Pyromaniacs are us, yeah.

2399
1:20:38,255 --> 1:20:39,782
Chad: And when she tucks it into her bra you're

2400
1:20:39,802 --> 1:20:40,846
Chad: like, oh OK, I get it, we're going to.

2401
1:20:41,015 --> 1:20:42,640
Chad: And I just want to say this reminded me a

2402
1:20:42,680 --> 1:20:45,237
Chad: little bit of that first toy story, but I

2403
1:20:45,337 --> 1:20:46,683
Chad: absolutely adore that movie.

2404
1:20:46,875 --> 1:20:49,602
Chad: And when Woody takes the matchstick and

2405
1:20:49,642 --> 1:20:52,096
Chad: puts it into his pistol holster and you're

2406
1:20:52,116 --> 1:20:53,361
Chad: like, oh, he's going to use it at the end

2407
1:20:53,381 --> 1:20:53,903
Chad: of the movie.

2408
1:20:54,035 --> 1:20:55,479
Chad: And when he strikes it to light, that

2409
1:20:55,559 --> 1:20:57,906
Chad: rocket and that car immediately blows it

2410
1:20:58,086 --> 1:20:58,186
Chad: out.

2411
1:20:58,476 --> 1:21:00,857
Chad: It's such great writing, it's such a head

2412
1:21:00,898 --> 1:21:03,475
Chad: fake to lead you down this alleyway and

2413
1:21:03,495 --> 1:21:05,180
Chad: then to just sucker punch you in a

2414
1:21:05,220 --> 1:21:06,584
Chad: direction you don't see coming.

2415
1:21:06,684 --> 1:21:07,266
Chad: I adore that.

2416
1:21:07,415 --> 1:21:09,202
Chad: It's pretty good, original toy story, good

2417
1:21:09,222 --> 1:21:11,098
Chad: movie and I will happily debate that.

2418
1:21:11,138 --> 1:21:13,965
Chad: I think Toy Story 2 is a superior film.

2419
1:21:14,005 --> 1:21:15,848
Bo: Hmm, it's good, it's good.

2420
1:21:15,955 --> 1:21:17,941
Bo: I think the whole original trilogy is quite

2421
1:21:17,982 --> 1:21:18,202
Bo: good.

2422
1:21:18,443 --> 1:21:19,185
Chad: I saw that fourth one.

2423
1:21:19,315 --> 1:21:20,360
Chad: I don't remember anything about it.

2424
1:21:20,796 --> 1:21:22,865
Bo: As far as I'm concerned, Toy Story ends

2425
1:21:23,025 --> 1:21:25,456
Bo: with all of those toys holding hands and

2426
1:21:25,556 --> 1:21:27,764
Bo: writing that shoot down into hell.

2427
1:21:28,015 --> 1:21:29,502
Bo: That is where the movie ends for me.

2428
1:21:29,696 --> 1:21:30,660
Bo: I stop it right there.

2429
1:21:30,675 --> 1:21:31,960
Chad: You just turned it off and you're like well,

2430
1:21:32,081 --> 1:21:32,562
Chad: there we go.

2431
1:21:32,815 --> 1:21:34,883
Bo: That is the end of the toys, and a fitting

2432
1:21:35,043 --> 1:21:35,144
Bo: end.

2433
1:21:35,295 --> 1:21:36,640
Bo: They all told each other how they felt

2434
1:21:36,700 --> 1:21:37,323
Bo: about each other.

2435
1:21:37,595 --> 1:21:39,139
Bo: They had some closure in their

2436
1:21:39,180 --> 1:21:40,945
Bo: relationships and then they all died, and

2437
1:21:40,965 --> 1:21:41,466
Bo: that's fine.

2438
1:21:41,635 --> 1:21:43,299
Chad: My son came to me and asked me what would

2439
1:21:43,340 --> 1:21:45,205
Chad: happen if you left a crucifix with the Toy

2440
1:21:45,245 --> 1:21:45,866
Chad: Story toys.

2441
1:21:46,256 --> 1:21:47,067
Chad: I was like I don't know.

2442
1:21:47,775 --> 1:21:48,880
Bo: That's interesting.

2443
1:21:49,495 --> 1:21:50,559
Bo: You're going to walk in and it's going to

2444
1:21:50,580 --> 1:21:51,182
Bo: be upside down.

2445
1:21:51,295 --> 1:21:52,581
Bo: That's for begin season.

2446
1:21:52,795 --> 1:21:53,880
Chad: I'm sure he read these online.

2447
1:21:53,995 --> 1:21:55,539
Chad: He came to me and he said if one of the Toy

2448
1:21:55,579 --> 1:21:57,986
Chad: Story toys died, and then Andy comes in,

2449
1:21:58,026 --> 1:21:59,601
Chad: like is he just playing with a corpse?

2450
1:21:59,895 --> 1:22:00,806
Chad: Like do they get rid of it?

2451
1:22:01,675 --> 1:22:03,222
Chad: You're all about valid questions.

2452
1:22:03,615 --> 1:22:05,181
Chad: I like where his head's at and you know

2453
1:22:05,221 --> 1:22:05,442
Chad: what.

2454
1:22:05,502 --> 1:22:07,137
Chad: Like father likes son, what happens if you

2455
1:22:07,157 --> 1:22:09,103
Chad: take one of those real dolls and throw it

2456
1:22:09,163 --> 1:22:09,985
Chad: in the Toy Story?

2457
1:22:10,045 --> 1:22:10,246
Bo: room.

2458
1:22:10,897 --> 1:22:11,801
Bo: Well, it's a pregnant.

2459
1:22:12,056 --> 1:22:15,178
Chad: It has a Mr Potato Head son I read a story

2460
1:22:15,238 --> 1:22:16,542
Chad: on the internet the other day about this

2461
1:22:16,622 --> 1:22:19,779
Chad: guy who came into a house and he was an EMT

2462
1:22:19,839 --> 1:22:21,143
Chad: or something like that, because a dude had

2463
1:22:21,203 --> 1:22:23,262
Chad: died in the house and they took out his

2464
1:22:23,342 --> 1:22:24,529
Chad: corpse because they knew he was dead

2465
1:22:24,549 --> 1:22:25,535
Chad: because of the stink, I'm sure.

2466
1:22:25,695 --> 1:22:27,622
Chad: But then the guy who was the EMT or the

2467
1:22:27,682 --> 1:22:30,420
Chad: cleaner or whatever, he eyed a real doll in

2468
1:22:30,460 --> 1:22:32,686
Chad: the house and he got arrested trying to

2469
1:22:32,726 --> 1:22:34,760
Chad: break into the house not once but twice to

2470
1:22:34,820 --> 1:22:35,664
Chad: steal this real doll.

2471
1:22:35,695 --> 1:22:37,462
Chad: And he did steal it and I'm sure he had sex

2472
1:22:37,502 --> 1:22:37,743
Chad: with it.

2473
1:22:37,855 --> 1:22:39,020
Chad: But I was like you know what.

2474
1:22:39,415 --> 1:22:41,062
Chad: He came up with a plan and he executed on

2475
1:22:41,102 --> 1:22:41,142
Chad: it.

2476
1:22:41,215 --> 1:22:43,102
Chad: Good for you, perverted weirdo.

2477
1:22:43,536 --> 1:22:46,277
Bo: Oh, back in the movie Chad, the kill-bot

2478
1:22:46,297 --> 1:22:47,401
Bo: that we thought was blowed up.

2479
1:22:47,802 --> 1:22:49,978
Bo: Not blew it up at all, it just gets itself

2480
1:22:50,018 --> 1:22:52,746
Bo: back up and is like, oh boy, that sucked.

2481
1:22:52,955 --> 1:22:54,000
Bo: Where are those punks?

2482
1:22:54,415 --> 1:22:56,202
Chad: It's like every car in Grand Theft Auto

2483
1:22:56,415 --> 1:22:58,059
Chad: Just wiggle your stick left and right and

2484
1:22:58,099 --> 1:23:00,565
Chad: suddenly we went from being flipped over to

2485
1:23:00,625 --> 1:23:01,487
Chad: back on our wheels.

2486
1:23:01,635 --> 1:23:04,481
Bo: Ferdy the nerd ends up wiring the elevator

2487
1:23:04,541 --> 1:23:07,506
Bo: to work while Greg and Rick are making more

2488
1:23:07,546 --> 1:23:08,889
Bo: bombs from these propane tanks.

2489
1:23:09,095 --> 1:23:11,001
Bo: But even though he's got it working, he

2490
1:23:11,061 --> 1:23:13,696
Bo: can't get it to go up or down, but he can

2491
1:23:13,817 --> 1:23:15,641
Bo: open and close the doors of the elevator,

2492
1:23:15,862 --> 1:23:17,647
Bo: which seems like a real half measure to me.

2493
1:23:18,015 --> 1:23:20,143
Chad: Sure, that's not what we need it to do, but

2494
1:23:20,383 --> 1:23:20,725
Chad: go on.

2495
1:23:20,915 --> 1:23:24,464
Bo: The girls are going to find the guys and

2496
1:23:24,524 --> 1:23:26,008
Bo: the kill-bot that was hiding out,

2497
1:23:26,215 --> 1:23:29,005
Bo: hee-hee-hee, comes out of the alcove.

2498
1:23:29,295 --> 1:23:32,585
Bo: Susie screams and it goes chasing after her.

2499
1:23:32,995 --> 1:23:36,063
Bo: The guys hear this, but while they're

2500
1:23:36,243 --> 1:23:38,617
Bo: coming to see what the ruckus is, allison

2501
1:23:38,718 --> 1:23:41,276
Bo: tosses one of her Molotov cocktails, but

2502
1:23:41,436 --> 1:23:44,143
Bo: the robot just drives through and starts

2503
1:23:44,183 --> 1:23:46,557
Bo: firing its lasers again, and so the guys

2504
1:23:46,597 --> 1:23:48,382
Bo: are kind of chasing after the sounds of the

2505
1:23:48,422 --> 1:23:51,337
Bo: screams, and then Susie falls and, rather

2506
1:23:51,377 --> 1:23:54,476
Bo: than even remotely attempt to get up right,

2507
1:23:54,536 --> 1:23:58,564
Bo: just lies there and is like no, no, please

2508
1:23:58,644 --> 1:24:01,436
Bo: don't shoot the gas can in my hand, which

2509
1:24:01,536 --> 1:24:03,282
Bo: is, of course, exactly what the kill-bot

2510
1:24:03,322 --> 1:24:04,496
Bo: does, yeah.

2511
1:24:04,596 --> 1:24:07,844
Bo: And then Susie is mysteriously replaced by

2512
1:24:07,904 --> 1:24:11,384
Bo: a stuntman on fire, yes, who tries to get

2513
1:24:11,505 --> 1:24:13,915
Bo: up, and it's kind of gruesome, though, like

2514
1:24:14,116 --> 1:24:16,842
Bo: the fact that you see ostensibly Susie,

2515
1:24:16,963 --> 1:24:19,027
Bo: although this looks nothing like Susie.

2516
1:24:19,396 --> 1:24:21,828
Chad: It's like a 250 pound man who's working for

2517
1:24:21,888 --> 1:24:23,255
Chad: scale and a sandwich.

2518
1:24:23,355 --> 1:24:25,062
Bo: It's like me in a burn suit.

2519
1:24:25,555 --> 1:24:27,603
Bo: Just like slowly get up like oh Christ.

2520
1:24:27,976 --> 1:24:29,903
Bo: Oh boy my back will help here.

2521
1:24:30,015 --> 1:24:31,421
Bo: We're knocking off for lunch, after this

2522
1:24:31,501 --> 1:24:33,842
Bo: right, the cupcakes for anybody.

2523
1:24:34,135 --> 1:24:34,938
Bo: Were you concerned that?

2524
1:24:34,958 --> 1:24:36,965
Chad: the mall is now on fire.

2525
1:24:37,135 --> 1:24:39,000
Chad: I mean, earlier I was talking about pulling

2526
1:24:39,141 --> 1:24:41,186
Chad: fire alarms for funsies and to keep you

2527
1:24:41,226 --> 1:24:41,547
Chad: alive.

2528
1:24:41,695 --> 1:24:45,036
Chad: Here there is a full blown ring of fire six

2529
1:24:45,076 --> 1:24:47,221
Chad: to 10 feet across, burning this carpet that

2530
1:24:47,281 --> 1:24:50,108
Chad: is completely made of combustible materials

2531
1:24:50,436 --> 1:24:52,002
Chad: and a burning corpse beside it.

2532
1:24:52,095 --> 1:24:54,200
Bo: Well, I wasn't as worried because ground

2533
1:24:54,280 --> 1:24:56,766
Bo: chewing gum just shoved into a carpet

2534
1:24:56,826 --> 1:24:57,488
Bo: doesn't burn.

2535
1:24:57,595 --> 1:25:00,337
Bo: It's actually flame retardant and so, given

2536
1:25:00,357 --> 1:25:04,644
Bo: the amount of just trash and gum and snot

2537
1:25:05,025 --> 1:25:07,509
Bo: and semen like all just soaked into this

2538
1:25:07,569 --> 1:25:09,341
Bo: carpet, it's not going to burn for long,

2539
1:25:09,555 --> 1:25:11,102
Bo: it's going to burn itself out pretty fast.

2540
1:25:11,315 --> 1:25:13,041
Chad: For what it's worth it's flame.

2541
1:25:13,081 --> 1:25:13,864
Chad: Special needs.

2542
1:25:14,537 --> 1:25:15,401
Chad: Oh, I'm sorry.

2543
1:25:15,655 --> 1:25:16,961
Chad: Please try to keep up with the times.

2544
1:25:17,316 --> 1:25:19,002
Bo: Right, I come from a different generation,

2545
1:25:19,102 --> 1:25:19,423
Bo: chad.

2546
1:25:19,615 --> 1:25:19,937
Bo: You're right.

2547
1:25:20,258 --> 1:25:22,500
Bo: You're right and honestly, I'm glad you

2548
1:25:22,520 --> 1:25:24,245
Bo: said something because I want to learn, I

2549
1:25:24,325 --> 1:25:25,007
Bo: want to be better.

2550
1:25:25,095 --> 1:25:25,536
Chad: I know you do.

2551
1:25:25,777 --> 1:25:27,462
Chad: I know you're always working on you,

2552
1:25:27,482 --> 1:25:28,856
Chad: because if you're not working on you, how

2553
1:25:28,896 --> 1:25:29,879
Chad: are you going to be able to help other

2554
1:25:29,899 --> 1:25:30,923
Chad: people work on themselves?

2555
1:25:31,135 --> 1:25:32,199
Chad: 100% yeah.

2556
1:25:32,300 --> 1:25:33,163
Chad: What are we talking about here?

2557
1:25:33,416 --> 1:25:34,962
Bo: Oh, yeah, so now we're down to five.

2558
1:25:35,115 --> 1:25:36,720
Bo: Susie dies horribly.

2559
1:25:36,900 --> 1:25:39,436
Bo: As far as deaths in this movie go, it's the

2560
1:25:39,476 --> 1:25:41,502
Bo: head kidding blown off, mm.

2561
1:25:41,543 --> 1:25:42,646
Bo: Hmm, but that's quick.

2562
1:25:42,855 --> 1:25:44,479
Bo: This one's slower because you hear

2563
1:25:44,539 --> 1:25:46,484
Bo: screaming for a while and it's pretty

2564
1:25:46,524 --> 1:25:48,476
Bo: gruesome, and the guys show up, pop off

2565
1:25:48,516 --> 1:25:50,100
Bo: some shots and then they finally just start

2566
1:25:50,160 --> 1:25:51,784
Bo: running again because the killbots are just

2567
1:25:51,844 --> 1:25:53,067
Bo: firing lasers left and right.

2568
1:25:53,215 --> 1:25:53,939
Chad: But they do.

2569
1:25:54,220 --> 1:25:56,814
Chad: 80s action hero running gun style.

2570
1:25:56,894 --> 1:25:58,379
Chad: Yeah, like it's run, run, run, run and then

2571
1:25:58,419 --> 1:25:59,763
Chad: turn around like with one arm and like

2572
1:25:59,823 --> 1:25:59,984
Chad: Right.

2573
1:26:00,976 --> 1:26:05,361
Bo: Yeah, linda, ferdy and Allison are on the

2574
1:26:05,441 --> 1:26:07,424
Bo: second level and they lure one of the

2575
1:26:07,465 --> 1:26:09,769
Bo: killbots chasing them into the elevator,

2576
1:26:10,095 --> 1:26:12,862
Bo: which the guys end up closing the doors

2577
1:26:13,303 --> 1:26:16,620
Bo: using their wiring rig, and then Rick pumps

2578
1:26:16,660 --> 1:26:19,227
Bo: the elevator with propane, leaps to the

2579
1:26:19,307 --> 1:26:21,573
Bo: second floor and the folks on the top floor

2580
1:26:21,613 --> 1:26:23,582
Bo: start shooting, but it's Allison who ends

2581
1:26:23,622 --> 1:26:25,430
Bo: up having to like, give me that with one of

2582
1:26:25,451 --> 1:26:26,094
Bo: the guns.

2583
1:26:26,194 --> 1:26:26,335
Bo: Yeah.

2584
1:26:26,515 --> 1:26:28,881
Bo: And shoots the tank, which explodes,

2585
1:26:29,162 --> 1:26:31,388
Bo: sending it hurtling the elevator as a whole,

2586
1:26:31,428 --> 1:26:33,393
Bo: hurtling down the shaft and, one presumes,

2587
1:26:33,433 --> 1:26:35,319
Bo: killing the killbot or at least putting it

2588
1:26:35,379 --> 1:26:36,503
Bo: in the garage.

2589
1:26:36,824 --> 1:26:38,679
Chad: Right or on a level that doesn't have an

2590
1:26:38,759 --> 1:26:41,024
Chad: escalator, can ride up stairs.

2591
1:26:41,204 --> 1:26:42,668
Chad: The kryptonite of killbots.

2592
1:26:42,955 --> 1:26:43,959
Bo: Everyone looks at Allison.

2593
1:26:43,999 --> 1:26:45,537
Bo: She's like my dad's Marine what do you want

2594
1:26:45,557 --> 1:26:46,079
Bo: me to say?

2595
1:26:46,315 --> 1:26:48,140
Bo: And they're like I don't know, but that

2596
1:26:48,180 --> 1:26:49,844
Bo: sounds like another movie I would like to

2597
1:26:49,904 --> 1:26:53,554
Bo: see, based on half uttered phrases in this

2598
1:26:53,654 --> 1:26:55,500
Bo: movie that allude to something more

2599
1:26:55,580 --> 1:26:57,245
Bo: interesting outside the frame.

2600
1:26:57,415 --> 1:26:59,239
Chad: The team goes back to the restaurant where

2601
1:26:59,419 --> 1:27:02,406
Chad: Allison and the late smoldering Susie were,

2602
1:27:02,466 --> 1:27:04,156
Chad: where Susie used to work, and Greg is

2603
1:27:04,216 --> 1:27:06,582
Chad: drinking another beer, trying to forget the

2604
1:27:06,642 --> 1:27:08,647
Chad: smell of his one true love melting into

2605
1:27:08,667 --> 1:27:09,188
Chad: that carpet.

2606
1:27:09,355 --> 1:27:11,079
Chad: And then Rick and Linda they're at a table

2607
1:27:11,159 --> 1:27:13,384
Chad: contemplating life and Linda says according

2608
1:27:13,424 --> 1:27:15,688
Chad: to my calculations, provided we survive the

2609
1:27:15,748 --> 1:27:17,420
Chad: night, we're going to be in hack to this

2610
1:27:17,480 --> 1:27:19,566
Chad: place for the next 85 years.

2611
1:27:19,735 --> 1:27:21,079
Chad: Does Linda think they're going to have to

2612
1:27:21,119 --> 1:27:22,724
Chad: pay for all the damage they've done?

2613
1:27:22,864 --> 1:27:25,601
Bo: What a dummy Rick says well, we're going to

2614
1:27:25,641 --> 1:27:28,400
Bo: have to raise our rates and all of this

2615
1:27:28,581 --> 1:27:29,323
Bo: makes no sense.

2616
1:27:29,395 --> 1:27:32,393
Bo: Like the mall is on the hook to you.

2617
1:27:32,574 --> 1:27:32,755
Chad: Right.

2618
1:27:32,795 --> 1:27:34,941
Bo: Like you are the one who is about to get a

2619
1:27:35,202 --> 1:27:36,666
Bo: really sweet payday.

2620
1:27:38,098 --> 1:27:40,383
Bo: Like, if you can survive the killbots, you

2621
1:27:40,423 --> 1:27:41,767
Bo: are never going to work another day in your

2622
1:27:41,807 --> 1:27:42,007
Bo: life.

2623
1:27:42,215 --> 1:27:43,441
Chad: Greg, who's a little drunk.

2624
1:27:43,495 --> 1:27:45,443
Chad: He's like why did you leave the air vents?

2625
1:27:45,655 --> 1:27:46,801
Chad: You're safe there.

2626
1:27:47,015 --> 1:27:48,400
Chad: And Allison's like whoa, whoa, whoa.

2627
1:27:48,460 --> 1:27:51,182
Chad: Gregorino, this was Susie's idea to leave.

2628
1:27:51,415 --> 1:27:52,860
Chad: Plus, she kept filling up the air vents

2629
1:27:52,900 --> 1:27:54,044
Chad: with her post sex farts.

2630
1:27:54,255 --> 1:27:55,900
Chad: She told me that she holds them in when you

2631
1:27:55,940 --> 1:27:57,805
Chad: do do it and she lets them out afterwards

2632
1:27:57,825 --> 1:27:58,547
Chad: and they're rancid.

2633
1:27:58,695 --> 1:28:00,722
Chad: She once told me her sex farts made her

2634
1:28:00,763 --> 1:28:01,144
Chad: throw up.

2635
1:28:01,235 --> 1:28:04,282
Bo: It smelled like eggs, but not real eggs

2636
1:28:04,362 --> 1:28:06,527
Bo: like those egg products that some people

2637
1:28:06,747 --> 1:28:06,908
Bo: use.

2638
1:28:07,115 --> 1:28:08,642
Bo: That's what it smelled like only rotten.

2639
1:28:08,795 --> 1:28:09,880
Chad: I know what they smell like.

2640
1:28:10,095 --> 1:28:11,840
Chad: She thought she was hiding under the covers,

2641
1:28:12,222 --> 1:28:13,305
Chad: but I can always smell it.

2642
1:28:13,515 --> 1:28:15,982
Bo: And also it was her dumb idea to come out

2643
1:28:16,002 --> 1:28:17,406
Bo: of the vids of the first place.

2644
1:28:17,615 --> 1:28:19,861
Bo: Greg, we would be in the parking lot and

2645
1:28:19,921 --> 1:28:22,447
Bo: away from here with the police on the way,

2646
1:28:22,875 --> 1:28:25,461
Bo: if it weren't for Susie freaking out dummy

2647
1:28:25,481 --> 1:28:27,886
Bo: because of you, greg 30 times in.

2648
1:28:28,287 --> 1:28:29,108
Chad: Hey guys, wait a minute.

2649
1:28:29,175 --> 1:28:31,103
Chad: The master computer is on the third level.

2650
1:28:31,315 --> 1:28:33,601
Chad: If we shut that down, it'll shut down the

2651
1:28:33,641 --> 1:28:35,386
Chad: killbots, according to the screenplay.

2652
1:28:35,855 --> 1:28:37,922
Chad: And then Greg, he's all licked up and he's

2653
1:28:37,942 --> 1:28:38,845
Chad: like a computer.

2654
1:28:39,255 --> 1:28:42,205
Chad: Let's go crash the fucker worth pointing

2655
1:28:42,285 --> 1:28:42,385
Chad: out.

2656
1:28:42,495 --> 1:28:44,260
Bo: They only think there's one killbot left

2657
1:28:44,560 --> 1:28:46,104
Bo: because they're not aware that the second

2658
1:28:46,164 --> 1:28:47,067
Bo: one has gotten up yet.

2659
1:28:47,315 --> 1:28:48,599
Chad: I'm glad you brought that up, because that

2660
1:28:48,619 --> 1:28:51,286
Chad: doesn't matter, doesn't?

2661
1:28:51,555 --> 1:28:52,681
Chad: It's not like they kill the next one.

2662
1:28:52,815 --> 1:28:54,101
Chad: They're like shoot, we're safe.

2663
1:28:54,175 --> 1:28:55,800
Chad: And then another one shows up, just two

2664
1:28:55,840 --> 1:28:57,565
Chad: more show up, and they're like well, how

2665
1:28:57,585 --> 1:28:57,866
Chad: about this?

2666
1:28:58,115 --> 1:28:59,802
Chad: They don't know that there are three total,

2667
1:29:00,075 --> 1:29:02,002
Chad: maybe there's, maybe there's 25.

2668
1:29:02,063 --> 1:29:04,963
Bo: Yeah, well, maybe because, chad, they saw

2669
1:29:05,003 --> 1:29:06,537
Bo: the colored lasers, they were like, okay,

2670
1:29:06,678 --> 1:29:08,382
Bo: they bought three because that's the three

2671
1:29:08,423 --> 1:29:10,980
Bo: package, right, and also I saw Dick Miller

2672
1:29:11,040 --> 1:29:11,923
Bo: with a murder boner.

2673
1:29:12,055 --> 1:29:14,062
Bo: So it's definitely the three killbot

2674
1:29:14,082 --> 1:29:14,504
Bo: package.

2675
1:29:14,715 --> 1:29:16,421
Chad: So the four remaining characters?

2676
1:29:16,782 --> 1:29:17,604
Chad: Is it four or five?

2677
1:29:17,644 --> 1:29:18,146
Chad: What do we have?

2678
1:29:18,315 --> 1:29:22,085
Bo: It was Greg Ferdy Allison and then Linda

2679
1:29:22,125 --> 1:29:22,425
Bo: and Rick.

2680
1:29:23,596 --> 1:29:24,781
Bo: Yeah, it is five, you're right.

2681
1:29:24,915 --> 1:29:26,460
Chad: They take off running through the mall and

2682
1:29:26,480 --> 1:29:27,905
Chad: the killbots give chase.

2683
1:29:28,115 --> 1:29:29,860
Chad: The team goes and hides in a women's

2684
1:29:29,940 --> 1:29:32,105
Chad: clothing store that has a metal door that

2685
1:29:32,166 --> 1:29:34,661
Chad: comes down like it's some Czech cashing

2686
1:29:34,701 --> 1:29:36,085
Chad: place in a questionable neighborhood.

2687
1:29:36,375 --> 1:29:38,200
Chad: And then the killbots start using their

2688
1:29:38,461 --> 1:29:40,186
Chad: Superman laser beams to cut through the

2689
1:29:40,226 --> 1:29:40,466
Chad: metal.

2690
1:29:40,655 --> 1:29:42,002
Chad: And then our final characters they're

2691
1:29:42,043 --> 1:29:43,912
Chad: inside arguing over whether or not they

2692
1:29:43,932 --> 1:29:45,680
Chad: should split up, which they probably

2693
1:29:45,720 --> 1:29:46,022
Chad: shouldn't.

2694
1:29:46,115 --> 1:29:47,781
Chad: But then they all immediately apologize and

2695
1:29:47,801 --> 1:29:49,076
Chad: say you know what, guys, it's been a

2696
1:29:49,136 --> 1:29:51,081
Chad: stressful day, with all the drinking and

2697
1:29:51,302 --> 1:29:53,507
Chad: exhibition, is sex, and now the killbots.

2698
1:29:53,696 --> 1:29:55,746
Chad: Plus, we saw one of our friends set on fire

2699
1:29:55,826 --> 1:29:57,635
Chad: and another friend bounced off the ground.

2700
1:29:57,816 --> 1:29:59,021
Chad: Oh wait, was Greg still alive?

2701
1:29:59,196 --> 1:30:01,206
Chad: No, greg gets knocked off the ledge by a

2702
1:30:01,266 --> 1:30:02,794
Chad: killbot and he got off the ground.

2703
1:30:02,814 --> 1:30:03,075
Chad: That's right.

2704
1:30:03,135 --> 1:30:05,120
Chad: So Greg's gone and he leaves the movie

2705
1:30:05,140 --> 1:30:06,864
Chad: pretty quick, as noted by the fact that I

2706
1:30:06,904 --> 1:30:08,107
Chad: just forgot that it happened.

2707
1:30:08,415 --> 1:30:10,841
Bo: So Kelly gets hit in the arm also by a

2708
1:30:10,901 --> 1:30:12,966
Bo: laser before they bring the shuttered out.

2709
1:30:13,006 --> 1:30:13,588
Bo: Yeah, you're right.

2710
1:30:13,755 --> 1:30:15,522
Chad: Are they wondering where Mike and Leslie

2711
1:30:15,602 --> 1:30:16,064
Chad: are at all?

2712
1:30:16,295 --> 1:30:17,621
Chad: Are they just assuming that they're dead?

2713
1:30:17,735 --> 1:30:19,282
Chad: They saw Leslie's head explode, but they

2714
1:30:19,302 --> 1:30:20,166
Chad: don't know where Mike is.

2715
1:30:20,356 --> 1:30:22,724
Bo: I guess they assume that Mike died in the

2716
1:30:22,764 --> 1:30:24,099
Bo: first place, or maybe they just don't care

2717
1:30:24,139 --> 1:30:24,942
Bo: for Mike very much.

2718
1:30:25,042 --> 1:30:26,707
Chad: I could see that Mike is a real douchebag.

2719
1:30:26,848 --> 1:30:28,238
Bo: Maybe he's alive, maybe he ain't.

2720
1:30:28,358 --> 1:30:29,743
Bo: Regardless, not our problem.

2721
1:30:29,855 --> 1:30:31,840
Chad: The killbots cut through the door of the

2722
1:30:31,880 --> 1:30:34,106
Chad: women's clothing shop and before they fully

2723
1:30:34,227 --> 1:30:36,480
Chad: enter, allison says if the killbots want

2724
1:30:36,520 --> 1:30:38,245
Chad: target practice, let's give them some

2725
1:30:38,325 --> 1:30:38,746
Chad: targets.

2726
1:30:38,935 --> 1:30:40,421
Chad: And she nods her head over to some

2727
1:30:40,461 --> 1:30:41,003
Chad: mannequins.

2728
1:30:41,135 --> 1:30:42,743
Chad: We cut to a bunch of mannequins that have

2729
1:30:42,763 --> 1:30:45,094
Chad: been set up as decoys, while the fellas are

2730
1:30:45,355 --> 1:30:47,944
Chad: just firing their guns at the killbots as

2731
1:30:48,004 --> 1:30:50,120
Chad: cover, and the killbots apparently cannot

2732
1:30:50,180 --> 1:30:52,486
Chad: discern between mannequin and man.

2733
1:30:53,015 --> 1:30:55,200
Chad: And apparently their laser beams bounce off

2734
1:30:55,360 --> 1:30:58,267
Chad: mirrors because one of the blue lasers

2735
1:30:58,527 --> 1:31:00,098
Chad: ricochets back and shoots one of the

2736
1:31:00,138 --> 1:31:01,804
Chad: killbots, making it go all higgledy

2737
1:31:01,844 --> 1:31:02,385
Chad: piggledy.

2738
1:31:02,555 --> 1:31:04,300
Chad: And then the killbots start spinning around

2739
1:31:04,340 --> 1:31:06,606
Chad: and firing laser beams all over the place.

2740
1:31:06,775 --> 1:31:08,663
Chad: And one of these shots hits Linda.

2741
1:31:08,896 --> 1:31:11,180
Chad: Down goes Linda Mike is she dead or alive,

2742
1:31:11,240 --> 1:31:11,762
Chad: who knows?

2743
1:31:11,915 --> 1:31:15,121
Chad: And then Rick's like Linda, my wife and

2744
1:31:15,202 --> 1:31:18,789
Chad: business partner, who wears sexy lingerie,

2745
1:31:18,975 --> 1:31:20,101
Chad: you bastard.

2746
1:31:20,195 --> 1:31:22,320
Chad: And then he jumps on this tiny little

2747
1:31:22,620 --> 1:31:25,306
Chad: service cart and goes at like top speed of

2748
1:31:25,467 --> 1:31:28,301
Chad: seven miles per hour and crashes into the

2749
1:31:28,341 --> 1:31:30,386
Chad: killbot and it explodes.

2750
1:31:30,655 --> 1:31:32,723
Chad: So Rick and Linda are now dead.

2751
1:31:32,815 --> 1:31:35,203
Bo: But Rick at least died destroying one of

2752
1:31:35,223 --> 1:31:37,041
Bo: the killbots, so that's not nothing.

2753
1:31:37,275 --> 1:31:39,801
Chad: It's like that scene in Austin Powers when

2754
1:31:39,842 --> 1:31:41,526
Chad: he's going to get run over by that slow

2755
1:31:41,566 --> 1:31:42,167
Chad: moving cart.

2756
1:31:42,395 --> 1:31:45,425
Bo: Now only Nerdy, ferdy and Allison are left.

2757
1:31:45,635 --> 1:31:47,162
Bo: Yeah, we're down to the final two.

2758
1:31:47,515 --> 1:31:49,100
Bo: And he's like it's time to find that

2759
1:31:49,140 --> 1:31:49,702
Bo: computer.

2760
1:31:49,923 --> 1:31:50,705
Bo: Let's split up.

2761
1:31:50,955 --> 1:31:53,119
Bo: It's Allison's idea to split up because I

2762
1:31:53,160 --> 1:31:55,344
Bo: think that she's worried that murder boners

2763
1:31:55,384 --> 1:31:59,539
Bo: are contagious, and so they wander around

2764
1:32:00,160 --> 1:32:02,846
Bo: and Allison gets spooked by some hardware

2765
1:32:02,886 --> 1:32:04,536
Bo: that falls out of the ceiling, and then

2766
1:32:04,556 --> 1:32:06,861
Bo: there's a comically full closet of duct

2767
1:32:06,881 --> 1:32:09,367
Bo: hoses and scrap metal that she opens up.

2768
1:32:09,635 --> 1:32:11,900
Bo: Then, finally, a killbot sneaks up on her

2769
1:32:11,940 --> 1:32:12,902
Bo: and she screams.

2770
1:32:13,183 --> 1:32:15,087
Bo: And then Ferdy comes running and he shoots

2771
1:32:15,147 --> 1:32:17,779
Bo: it in the face and it starts moaning about

2772
1:32:17,799 --> 1:32:20,587
Bo: like laser malfunction, my eye got shot,

2773
1:32:20,895 --> 1:32:22,381
Bo: I'm going to kill you, bitches.

2774
1:32:23,095 --> 1:32:26,442
Bo: And then Ferdy, out of bullets, now throws

2775
1:32:26,562 --> 1:32:28,786
Bo: the gun at him like he used to see in those

2776
1:32:28,966 --> 1:32:29,487
Bo: classic.

2777
1:32:29,607 --> 1:32:30,549
Bo: Superman movies.

2778
1:32:30,695 --> 1:32:32,679
Bo: Ferdy throws a fire extinguisher at it too,

2779
1:32:32,960 --> 1:32:34,824
Bo: and it catches it just throws it right back

2780
1:32:34,944 --> 1:32:36,628
Bo: at him and knocks over Ferdy.

2781
1:32:36,775 --> 1:32:38,442
Chad: Ferdy catches it like clunk.

2782
1:32:38,595 --> 1:32:40,581
Chad: I'm like, is Ferdy dead by getting knocked

2783
1:32:40,641 --> 1:32:40,962
Chad: over by?

2784
1:32:41,002 --> 1:32:43,259
Bo: a fire extinguisher, he's out for the count,

2785
1:32:43,299 --> 1:32:44,263
Bo: at least for a while.

2786
1:32:44,555 --> 1:32:46,341
Chad: Allison sees this and she runs off because

2787
1:32:46,361 --> 1:32:47,725
Chad: she's our last girl in the movie.

2788
1:32:48,095 --> 1:32:51,340
Bo: She bus into a pet store where she hides

2789
1:32:51,401 --> 1:32:53,103
Bo: under some puppy bitch, like one of those

2790
1:32:53,143 --> 1:32:55,567
Bo: bitches where you sit to hold puppies and

2791
1:32:55,607 --> 1:32:57,896
Bo: kiddies and whatnot that you might buy, and

2792
1:32:57,916 --> 1:32:59,379
Bo: the killbot is looking for her.

2793
1:32:59,780 --> 1:33:01,864
Bo: But she has pulled like some dog food bags

2794
1:33:01,924 --> 1:33:02,445
Bo: in front of her.

2795
1:33:02,465 --> 1:33:03,507
Bo: And it's being real sneaky.

2796
1:33:04,315 --> 1:33:06,302
Chad: Imagine reading this screenplay like you're

2797
1:33:06,322 --> 1:33:07,164
Chad: going to make this.

2798
1:33:07,455 --> 1:33:08,678
Chad: Oh yeah, you have backing.

2799
1:33:08,718 --> 1:33:10,664
Chad: You have financial backing to make this

2800
1:33:10,744 --> 1:33:11,044
Chad: movie.

2801
1:33:11,205 --> 1:33:16,118
Bo: Uh huh All right After she's hidden behind

2802
1:33:16,158 --> 1:33:20,002
Bo: all these dog food bags, the killbot comes

2803
1:33:20,182 --> 1:33:22,485
Bo: in and just starts bumping into aquariums,

2804
1:33:22,906 --> 1:33:25,228
Bo: knocking over aquariums filled with like

2805
1:33:25,609 --> 1:33:27,591
Bo: spiders and snakes.

2806
1:33:27,916 --> 1:33:29,281
Chad: It's real simple and doomed.

2807
1:33:29,495 --> 1:33:31,102
Chad: We all saw that movie last year.

2808
1:33:31,315 --> 1:33:32,781
Chad: We know how this goes.

2809
1:33:32,995 --> 1:33:34,522
Bo: That's exactly what I was going to say.

2810
1:33:34,635 --> 1:33:35,961
Bo: It is Kate Capschol.

2811
1:33:37,083 --> 1:33:39,901
Chad: Yeah, and of course they're crawling all

2812
1:33:39,981 --> 1:33:43,012
Chad: over Allison snakes and spiders and whatnot

2813
1:33:43,213 --> 1:33:45,078
Chad: until the shot when she gets out from under

2814
1:33:45,118 --> 1:33:46,601
Chad: the shelf, and then they're just fake

2815
1:33:46,641 --> 1:33:48,686
Chad: rubber spiders that fall off in hilarious

2816
1:33:48,766 --> 1:33:51,675
Chad: fashion Also hilarious in this moment, if

2817
1:33:51,695 --> 1:33:56,060
Chad: you ask me, the fact that when she gets out,

2818
1:33:56,361 --> 1:34:00,486
Chad: the killbot leaves with this like real kind

2819
1:34:00,546 --> 1:34:03,469
Chad: of sound you know cause the vacuum cleaner

2820
1:34:03,629 --> 1:34:04,530
Chad: function is turned on.

2821
1:34:04,951 --> 1:34:07,020
Chad: Sure, did you notice the name of the pet

2822
1:34:07,061 --> 1:34:07,362
Chad: shop?

2823
1:34:07,442 --> 1:34:07,923
Chad: I did not.

2824
1:34:08,395 --> 1:34:10,862
Chad: It's Rogers little shop of pets.

2825
1:34:11,564 --> 1:34:14,420
Chad: Oh sure, I think the hat to Mr Corman and

2826
1:34:14,480 --> 1:34:16,765
Chad: his directing of little shop of horrors,

2827
1:34:16,785 --> 1:34:19,258
Chad: the old black and white one, that's a good

2828
1:34:19,319 --> 1:34:21,081
Chad: movie, it's okay.

2829
1:34:21,576 --> 1:34:23,082
Bo: And you know that's also Dick Miller as

2830
1:34:23,102 --> 1:34:23,302
Bo: well.

2831
1:34:23,615 --> 1:34:25,501
Bo: I think he's in there somewhere, I'm sure.

2832
1:34:25,802 --> 1:34:26,605
Bo: And Jack Nicholson?

2833
1:34:26,675 --> 1:34:27,901
Bo: That's a bar bet you can win.

2834
1:34:28,035 --> 1:34:30,364
Bo: Is Jack Nicholson in little shop of horrors?

2835
1:34:30,635 --> 1:34:31,764
Bo: Yes, he is.

2836
1:34:32,248 --> 1:34:33,014
Bo: It's not a great movie.

2837
1:34:33,135 --> 1:34:34,260
Bo: It's interesting to watch.

2838
1:34:34,535 --> 1:34:36,703
Bo: It's a fascinating cinematic tidbit.

2839
1:34:36,835 --> 1:34:37,940
Bo: It's not a movie you're going to watch for

2840
1:34:37,980 --> 1:34:38,522
Bo: entertainment.

2841
1:34:38,695 --> 1:34:40,762
Chad: So Allison runs off and the remaining

2842
1:34:40,803 --> 1:34:42,997
Chad: killbot I think there's just one left comes

2843
1:34:43,098 --> 1:34:46,963
Chad: after and Allison decides to seek safety by

2844
1:34:47,123 --> 1:34:50,288
Chad: hanging herself off of the railing three

2845
1:34:50,368 --> 1:34:51,810
Chad: stories high in the air.

2846
1:34:52,497 --> 1:34:54,303
Chad: I kind of thought Allison was the smart one.

2847
1:34:54,575 --> 1:34:56,301
Chad: This is one of the dumbest things I've ever

2848
1:34:56,402 --> 1:34:57,325
Chad: seen in a movie.

2849
1:34:57,395 --> 1:34:59,956
Bo: Well, she can't hang on forever, chad, no.

2850
1:35:00,196 --> 1:35:02,882
Bo: And it's up slipping and crashing into,

2851
1:35:02,963 --> 1:35:05,127
Bo: like this big parasol that's been set up.

2852
1:35:05,535 --> 1:35:07,599
Bo: And while she's hobbling on the floor

2853
1:35:07,699 --> 1:35:09,663
Bo: crawling away, the killbot is heading

2854
1:35:09,703 --> 1:35:12,709
Bo: downstairs like haha, got you now Right.

2855
1:35:12,795 --> 1:35:14,922
Bo: And then she finds the flare in her boobs.

2856
1:35:15,444 --> 1:35:17,139
Chad: Oh yeah, what's this thing jamming me in

2857
1:35:17,179 --> 1:35:17,701
Chad: the chest?

2858
1:35:17,761 --> 1:35:20,377
Chad: For my three story fall Right and then she

2859
1:35:20,738 --> 1:35:21,921
Chad: just head first.

2860
1:35:21,941 --> 1:35:23,906
Bo: Chad goes into this paint store.

2861
1:35:24,387 --> 1:35:24,588
Chad: Uh huh.

2862
1:35:24,695 --> 1:35:27,363
Bo: The glass just head down, charges it like a

2863
1:35:27,444 --> 1:35:27,745
Bo: bull.

2864
1:35:27,995 --> 1:35:30,700
Chad: Well, she pulls her shirt over her head so

2865
1:35:30,740 --> 1:35:33,125
Chad: that she can protect herself as she uses

2866
1:35:33,185 --> 1:35:35,329
Chad: her skull to smash through this thing.

2867
1:35:35,415 --> 1:35:36,641
Bo: The hardest part of her body.

2868
1:35:37,115 --> 1:35:38,958
Bo: She starts just spreading paint and paint

2869
1:35:38,998 --> 1:35:41,121
Bo: thinner and stuff all over the place and

2870
1:35:41,141 --> 1:35:44,285
Bo: the killbot follows her in and she has done

2871
1:35:44,326 --> 1:35:47,029
Bo: an end around and slips outside and says

2872
1:35:47,190 --> 1:35:50,014
Bo: have a nice day, like all the killbot say.

2873
1:35:50,374 --> 1:35:50,955
Chad: Right, right.

2874
1:35:51,015 --> 1:35:53,421
Bo: And then just tosses the flare inside and

2875
1:35:53,701 --> 1:35:56,367
Bo: everything in the world explodes.

2876
1:35:56,635 --> 1:35:59,024
Chad: It's like a action hero walk away shot.

2877
1:35:59,115 --> 1:36:01,260
Chad: I mean the storefront just blows open and

2878
1:36:01,300 --> 1:36:02,643
Chad: so she's limping away.

2879
1:36:02,783 --> 1:36:05,048
Bo: And then you just hear, hey, and it's Ferdy,

2880
1:36:05,155 --> 1:36:07,501
Bo: he's alive, and he's like hey, nice shot.

2881
1:36:07,655 --> 1:36:09,441
Bo: And then they run into each other's arms

2882
1:36:09,621 --> 1:36:10,966
Bo: and nice shot.

2883
1:36:11,035 --> 1:36:12,040
Chad: She didn't shoot anything.

2884
1:36:12,135 --> 1:36:14,804
Chad: She threw a lens flare into the paint store.

2885
1:36:14,975 --> 1:36:18,643
Chad: Also, ferdy is holding a full toilet paper

2886
1:36:18,763 --> 1:36:20,908
Chad: roll that's soaked in blood.

2887
1:36:21,376 --> 1:36:23,320
Chad: I hope it's blood, I hope it's his blood,

2888
1:36:23,515 --> 1:36:25,038
Chad: it's something he just found in the toilet

2889
1:36:25,078 --> 1:36:27,965
Chad: stall like hmm, yeah, let's take this for a

2890
1:36:28,005 --> 1:36:29,688
Chad: little bit later, late night fun.

2891
1:36:29,795 --> 1:36:31,717
Chad: But yeah, they see each other, they rush

2892
1:36:31,777 --> 1:36:33,984
Chad: and they hug and then fade out the end.

2893
1:36:34,104 --> 1:36:35,420
Bo: Yep, there is some pretty good shot.

2894
1:36:35,716 --> 1:36:36,741
Bo: The shot of them hugging.

2895
1:36:36,935 --> 1:36:39,302
Bo: It's kind of a crane shot inside the mall

2896
1:36:39,382 --> 1:36:40,806
Bo: and it's one of the better shots of the

2897
1:36:40,846 --> 1:36:41,166
Bo: movie.

2898
1:36:41,495 --> 1:36:43,239
Chad: Hunter Buck says that that was from a guy

2899
1:36:43,279 --> 1:36:44,502
Chad: holding the camera with his hands while his

2900
1:36:44,582 --> 1:36:46,466
Chad: buddy held him off the railing wise legs.

2901
1:36:46,767 --> 1:36:47,568
Bo: Probably so.

2902
1:36:47,775 --> 1:36:49,960
Bo: We pad out the runtime with some sitcom

2903
1:36:49,980 --> 1:36:52,265
Bo: style action shots of the primary cast,

2904
1:36:52,305 --> 1:36:53,648
Bo: like turning to camera.

2905
1:36:53,875 --> 1:36:56,745
Bo: Hey, you caught me in the locker room again.

2906
1:36:57,115 --> 1:36:59,303
Chad: It's like the closing credits of police

2907
1:36:59,363 --> 1:37:06,867
Chad: Academy, Like they're all just like turning

2908
1:37:06,887 --> 1:37:08,349
Chad: around smiling at the camera.

2909
1:37:08,916 --> 1:37:10,061
Bo: What are we doing here?

2910
1:37:10,275 --> 1:37:12,081
Bo: They're into the movie, but Chad, all

2911
1:37:12,121 --> 1:37:14,577
Bo: things being equal, yes, this movie.

2912
1:37:14,738 --> 1:37:16,704
Bo: It comes in under 90 minutes.

2913
1:37:17,055 --> 1:37:19,362
Chad: It's the shortest movie we've ever reviewed

2914
1:37:19,543 --> 1:37:22,080
Chad: on this podcast Without in credits.

2915
1:37:22,360 --> 1:37:23,905
Chad: It is at 72 minutes.

2916
1:37:24,155 --> 1:37:25,701
Chad: It goes by in a flash.

2917
1:37:26,115 --> 1:37:28,543
Bo: There's a pretty good head explosion.

2918
1:37:29,024 --> 1:37:29,185
Bo: Mm-hmm.

2919
1:37:29,475 --> 1:37:31,221
Bo: The fire effects are pretty good.

2920
1:37:31,362 --> 1:37:35,439
Chad: It's silly, it's dumb, it's free on YouTube

2921
1:37:35,900 --> 1:37:38,044
Chad: and at least when I watched it, they left

2922
1:37:38,144 --> 1:37:39,868
Chad: in all of the nakedness and all of the

2923
1:37:39,908 --> 1:37:40,329
Chad: swearing.

2924
1:37:40,435 --> 1:37:42,102
Chad: So get while the getting's good.

2925
1:37:42,355 --> 1:37:44,502
Bo: You can watch this on any number of

2926
1:37:44,542 --> 1:37:45,505
Bo: streaming services.

2927
1:37:45,615 --> 1:37:47,159
Bo: If you want to pay a buck or two for it,

2928
1:37:47,179 --> 1:37:49,245
Bo: you can do it that way or just watch it for

2929
1:37:49,285 --> 1:37:50,107
Bo: free, like I did.

2930
1:37:50,336 --> 1:37:53,227
Bo: It's on Plex and Pluto and all those like

2931
1:37:53,287 --> 1:37:55,756
Bo: free streaming apps and stuff like that, so

2932
1:37:55,856 --> 1:37:58,343
Bo: you can find a decent copy of this to watch

2933
1:37:58,443 --> 1:38:01,382
Bo: just about anywhere and it's a pretty fun

2934
1:38:01,482 --> 1:38:01,904
Bo: movie.

2935
1:38:02,656 --> 1:38:03,417
Bo: It's not great.

2936
1:38:03,497 --> 1:38:05,922
Bo: But it's, it's an okay time and it's a

2937
1:38:06,022 --> 1:38:09,167
Bo: great party movie where if you have this on

2938
1:38:09,288 --> 1:38:11,838
Bo: in the background and you're having a

2939
1:38:11,858 --> 1:38:13,842
Bo: couple of beers with some friends and

2940
1:38:13,862 --> 1:38:15,706
Bo: you're hanging out kind of bullshitting and

2941
1:38:15,746 --> 1:38:17,737
Bo: you can just perk up like, oh my God, look,

2942
1:38:17,838 --> 1:38:19,884
Bo: it's her head just exploded.

2943
1:38:20,055 --> 1:38:21,501
Bo: Why are they all fucking in the same room?

2944
1:38:21,561 --> 1:38:21,963
Bo: I don't know.

2945
1:38:22,115 --> 1:38:23,281
Bo: This is all silly and weird.

2946
1:38:23,495 --> 1:38:26,620
Bo: It's got that kind of vibe where it's a fun

2947
1:38:27,060 --> 1:38:29,684
Bo: excuse to hang out and goof on a movie a

2948
1:38:29,744 --> 1:38:32,628
Bo: little bit and it's short enough that it

2949
1:38:32,728 --> 1:38:33,469
Bo: doesn't wear out.

2950
1:38:33,529 --> 1:38:34,311
Bo: It's welcome.

2951
1:38:34,756 --> 1:38:38,065
Bo: It gets to the killbots in plenty of haste

2952
1:38:38,335 --> 1:38:39,798
Bo: so you're not sitting around waiting for

2953
1:38:39,838 --> 1:38:41,763
Bo: the movie to get started because there's

2954
1:38:41,783 --> 1:38:44,268
Bo: just not enough runtime to dick around.

2955
1:38:44,475 --> 1:38:46,379
Bo: I think it's not a great movie by any

2956
1:38:46,459 --> 1:38:50,266
Bo: stretch, but kind of a good time for a B80s

2957
1:38:50,526 --> 1:38:51,989
Bo: horror techno thriller.

2958
1:38:52,415 --> 1:38:54,262
Chad: It is what it is and it ain't nothing more.

2959
1:38:54,343 --> 1:38:56,579
Chad: Yeah, I want to say that for the big finale

2960
1:38:56,759 --> 1:38:58,523
Chad: of this season, we are doing something but

2961
1:38:58,583 --> 1:39:01,408
Chad: we have never done in the history of Pixxx

2962
1:39:01,428 --> 1:39:01,709
Chad: movies.

2963
1:39:01,915 --> 1:39:05,062
Chad: We are going to review a movie that, at the

2964
1:39:05,102 --> 1:39:08,108
Chad: time of its recording, will be in theaters.

2965
1:39:08,596 --> 1:39:10,363
Bo: Oh, that sounds difficult.

2966
1:39:10,715 --> 1:39:11,920
Chad: Well, it's also going to premiere on a

2967
1:39:11,940 --> 1:39:12,563
Chad: streaming service.

2968
1:39:12,575 --> 1:39:13,620
Chad: We don't have to go see it in a theater.

2969
1:39:13,896 --> 1:39:14,820
Chad: Oh, that's much easier.

2970
1:39:15,121 --> 1:39:17,437
Chad: Right, I am speaking of the video game

2971
1:39:17,657 --> 1:39:21,421
Chad: turned cinematic event five nights at

2972
1:39:21,481 --> 1:39:24,004
Chad: Freddy's, a movie inspired by the popular

2973
1:39:24,044 --> 1:39:25,946
Chad: pizza chain entertainment franchises of the

2974
1:39:26,006 --> 1:39:30,511
Chad: 1980s, including Chuck E Cheese and show

2975
1:39:30,551 --> 1:39:31,412
Chad: biz pizza.

2976
1:39:31,696 --> 1:39:33,280
Bo: I like at least two of those things.

2977
1:39:35,695 --> 1:39:37,722
Chad: Have you played five nights at Freddy's?

2978
1:39:37,943 --> 1:39:38,365
Bo: A little bit.

2979
1:39:38,415 --> 1:39:40,222
Bo: I played the first game a little bit, yes.

2980
1:39:40,655 --> 1:39:44,823
Chad: I watched a full YouTube explanation of the

2981
1:39:44,903 --> 1:39:48,009
Chad: five nights at Freddy's canon with my son

2982
1:39:48,496 --> 1:39:50,582
Chad: and you talk about fanfiction.

2983
1:39:50,742 --> 1:39:52,186
Chad: That is just off the charts.

2984
1:39:52,616 --> 1:39:53,962
Chad: It's totally bonkers.

2985
1:39:54,115 --> 1:39:55,217
Chad: I don't know how much the movie is going to

2986
1:39:55,237 --> 1:39:57,602
Chad: get into that or what else, but my son and

2987
1:39:57,782 --> 1:39:59,766
Chad: people of his age like young teenagers.

2988
1:39:59,987 --> 1:40:01,979
Chad: I think this movie which no shockers.

2989
1:40:02,039 --> 1:40:03,397
Chad: Coming from Bloom House, I think there's

2990
1:40:03,417 --> 1:40:04,882
Chad: only three companies that make movies

2991
1:40:04,922 --> 1:40:05,243
Chad: anymore.

2992
1:40:05,376 --> 1:40:07,106
Chad: It's like Bloom House, disney and Paramount

2993
1:40:07,166 --> 1:40:08,052
Chad: and a 24.

2994
1:40:08,193 --> 1:40:08,535
Chad: That's it.

2995
1:40:08,675 --> 1:40:09,998
Chad: Those are the people making movies anymore.

2996
1:40:10,018 --> 1:40:12,523
Chad: Right now in Bloom House got their hooks

2997
1:40:12,583 --> 1:40:14,827
Chad: into this one and they're making a movie

2998
1:40:14,867 --> 1:40:15,969
Chad: and people are excited.

2999
1:40:16,216 --> 1:40:18,964
Bo: I'm mildly interested to see what they make

3000
1:40:19,104 --> 1:40:20,196
Bo: of this Again.

3001
1:40:20,236 --> 1:40:23,862
Bo: I didn't watch your fancy lore video, but I

3002
1:40:23,942 --> 1:40:25,585
Bo: know what I've seen of five nights at

3003
1:40:25,605 --> 1:40:27,608
Bo: Freddy's and it seems a little thin in the

3004
1:40:27,648 --> 1:40:28,350
Bo: way of story.

3005
1:40:28,678 --> 1:40:29,794
Bo: Oh, there's a lot going on.

3006
1:40:30,056 --> 1:40:30,880
Bo: Oh, is there really?

3007
1:40:31,076 --> 1:40:32,162
Chad: There's a whole backstory.

3008
1:40:32,235 --> 1:40:34,360
Chad: There's a feud between two different

3009
1:40:34,400 --> 1:40:37,487
Chad: pizzerias and kids start getting killed by

3010
1:40:37,627 --> 1:40:38,168
Chad: robots.

3011
1:40:38,536 --> 1:40:40,602
Chad: It's a real something as far as I kind of

3012
1:40:40,622 --> 1:40:41,325
Chad: try to remember.

3013
1:40:41,656 --> 1:40:42,816
Bo: Should I watch this Should?

3014
1:40:42,916 --> 1:40:45,781
Chad: I bone up on the no, no, no, no.

3015
1:40:45,902 --> 1:40:47,318
Bo: All right, look, I'll get it fresh.

3016
1:40:47,679 --> 1:40:50,426
Bo: In the words of one of our great newsmen

3017
1:40:50,706 --> 1:40:53,339
Bo: Fuck it, I'll do it live, and I'm excited

3018
1:40:53,399 --> 1:40:55,964
Bo: to watch this premiere just before

3019
1:40:56,024 --> 1:40:58,896
Bo: Halloween and I'm sure it'll be great, I'm

3020
1:40:58,916 --> 1:41:00,682
Bo: sure it'll be one of the best horror movies

3021
1:41:00,722 --> 1:41:01,204
Bo: I've ever seen.

3022
1:41:01,415 --> 1:41:03,481
Chad: It will be the second Bloom House movie

3023
1:41:03,521 --> 1:41:07,401
Chad: that we review this season and, to really

3024
1:41:07,421 --> 1:41:09,851
Chad: get you excited, it also has a PG-13 rating.

3025
1:41:10,213 --> 1:41:13,042
Chad: Oh yeah, so none of the blood none of the

3026
1:41:13,082 --> 1:41:14,226
Chad: good stuff is going to be in it.

3027
1:41:14,416 --> 1:41:16,325
Bo: Oh boy, that doesn't sound great.

3028
1:41:16,546 --> 1:41:18,195
Chad: No, it doesn't Not at all All right.

3029
1:41:18,415 --> 1:41:20,664
Chad: So anyway, as always, like great review,

3030
1:41:20,775 --> 1:41:22,961
Chad: you can reach out to us at PixSixMovies at gmail.com

3031
1:41:23,001 --> 1:41:24,826
Chad: gmailcom and we're here in there, or

3032
1:41:24,866 --> 1:41:25,427
Chad: whatever else.

3033
1:41:25,535 --> 1:41:28,022
Chad: Bo any final thoughts you have on shopping

3034
1:41:28,042 --> 1:41:29,807
Chad: mall AKA Killbots of the movie?

3035
1:41:29,915 --> 1:41:31,100
Chad: Get me out of this vent.

3036
1:41:31,755 --> 1:41:33,061
Chad: Yeah, I'll get you out of the vent.

3037
1:41:33,095 --> 1:41:34,119
Chad: Let me ask you a question.

3038
1:41:34,199 --> 1:41:35,163
Chad: You know I'm milkable.

3039
1:41:36,560 --> 1:41:37,503
Chad: He's like right escalated.

3040
1:41:37,715 --> 1:41:38,418
Chad: Well, she liked it right.

3041
1:41:39,075 --> 1:41:39,396
Chad: We're going.

3042
1:41:39,417 --> 1:41:39,818
Chad: Sweet cheeks.

3043
1:41:40,295 --> 1:41:41,676
Chad: Come back here.