Hello and welcome to the prodcast. A podcast where we talk a life, work, and
occasionally music. My name is SwitchBladesForKids and the other half of the
podcast hello I'm Blake Bentley welcome welcome welcome how are you doing I'm
you know I'm I'm here I'm going how you doing oh live in the dream I'm happy man
you're a happy man I'm fucking I'm living the dream I'm just happy to
fucking be back and doing this I'm not doing this yes we did let's address the
elephant in the room we did we did miss an episode okay that is rude she is
working her awesome right here she's right there she's right there well that's
looking at me well please don't look it was Zach all right Kim it was Zach I'm so
sorry she can't anyway and she knows we forgot we forgot we just couldn't
line up we did the timing did not work yeah and we are yeah I think scheduling
conflicts yeah and sickness yeah and sickness I have COVID or had had COVID yeah yeah
that's still a thing I'm still congested but I don't think I'm congested from
COVID anyway I think it's just like hay fever or some shit yeah well I still got
cold and I've still got like this tickle of my fucking throat so if I cough in the
middle of this I'm gonna edit it out there's gonna be completely clear of wow
wow yeah yeah yeah I better have heaps of water on head I'm gonna I really should
have like that's so funny I hope you don't edit that out that one's saying it
oh man so so Blake your week's been filled with staying at home and and dealing
working from home man how bad is it being I barely felt it all right honestly I'm
surprised I tested positive yeah right okay didn't think it was COVID I was like
no it's like the flu or something I was like this is like mild as hell yeah like
obviously the problem was as well it's not a problem I guess now but because I
work in aged care I was like I better not go into work just in case right like
because kill someone yeah like they're all pretty fragile
and then just watching them like with all my just like turns like a dried mummy
yeah literally it is at that point there's like I have there has been some time
job looked at and doing it and be like you ain't making it the weekend brother
I mean Breeze has taken you out for a while yeah yeah I look at some people I'm like who
it ain't long for you Fred so yeah I haven't been going to work and I was still
testing and was still testing as negative until like three days in I've been sick
working from home so then I have to work from home for another week after that
it's gonna be like two four weeks of working from home so getting paid for
doing very little all right it's just the Australian dream yeah yeah yeah
and living in the and living in the country it's just it's a part I've just
still gone around and walked I we used to walk the dog yeah you gotta still go
for it out I'm still gonna get my my exercise in somehow yeah like I'm still
socially distanced distancing that's what I do with this
you've said you you fucking mentioned coughing and I was like I don't even feel
a tickle as soon as you said it got a little something like right here anyway so
I've had COVID and it's been not that bad all right and I put this in my
fucking video right in my video that I released on my TikTok by the like make sure
you go to a play come to school Bentley TV check out all of the videos yeah thank
you quick shout out to me yeah yeah yeah fuck what's like fucking I you did a video
on your talking about thank you thank you talking about oh no I've lost it
it doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't fucking matter it's fine let's continue
how has your week been friend have you been week I like spent really good I spent
and I told you about this yesterday I want to talk about something but I'll just I'll
say this is a blanket statement my week's been good all right cool cool I want to tell
you about something though yeah you ever heard of a game called Farming Simulator
yes yes yeah yeah yeah we go yeah anyone out there that hasn't heard of Farming
Simulator do you do you think that you would be able to give like some sort of
summary of the the entire thing and in the name it's a simulator for
farming now in the name I can give you a quick overview of what the game is yeah so
it's it's a video game and you are a farmer and you get like various bits of
equipment and you toil the land uh toil the soil and so good and you fucking yeah
buy equipment and you're you're your farm you're a farmer that that's your job man should
you play farming simulator bro let me just tell you I can tell you I lost so much
time I lost so much time like I fucking I watched this dude I watched this dude play
farm simulator and usually you know you're watching people play video games and
like that's pretty cool this guy's like do I love watching speed runs speed runs
of fucking like do you rip tonight man yeah watching a dude like speed runs
fucking dude like like games that I've never played games that I will never play
and I'll watch this dude fucking absolutely blitz through it and I'll be going
that's really fascinating I was I was to doom three speed run I've played
doom three but like some of the mechanics and shit like that that like jumping on
walls and fucking like just crazy shit the mechanics mechanics of speed running
very fascinating just quickly just quickly yeah on that best speed run that I've ever
seen was a Mario Odyssey run by a dude called Bay Leaf if you're ever gonna watch just
the full speed run right yeah that's mine that's the one it's like he I think it's like an hour
maybe oh no it's like three hours yeah it's been a long one yeah it is a long one yeah yeah
but it's it's if you want to experience what like the best sort of speed run is
it iraq in in my opinion it's that one even so no all right I will I will but that that's the
thing is like watching watching someone play a video game is now become pretty normal it's
it's a normal thing to do right um it's it's it's well it's yeah it's it's content
yeah I mean if you're in regular content if you if you experience a lot of internet content
then you know what speed runs yeah yeah exactly exactly now I was experiencing a different
it's the same thing but a little bit different this guy had a little twist and I didn't realize I
swear to god I didn't realize until about 45 minutes to an hour into the video it's like a two
and a bit our video okay so I would say almost halfway through this video I didn't realize he
was fucking role-playing he was playing the in farming simulator he had mods in it and he was
controlling everything that happened Blake he was talking about the fucking weather and it was like
oh man I really hope it doesn't rain tomorrow because I want to you know I want to get all this hey
into bails and then I can take it to downtown and you know chuck it in the elevator and you know
makes some money you know yeah motherfucker he controls the weather he controls the weather and he
was like he was like man I hope it doesn't rain I won't be able to get into my brother in Christ you
made the sandwich control the weather if you don't want it to rain don't rain and then and this is
what I thought after an hour of watching this video but you know what I didn't do I didn't just
turn it off I kept watching because the guy the guy made like characters in the thing is like oh this is
my neighbor and before before the first hour the first hour is like oh my neighbor is gonna rent me
this tractor that I can use you know to do to fuck around with my land for a little bit as I
go back to his place and help him you know clear out some rocks out of his yet it's toiled soil right
just like oh that's that's cool I didn't know that was even a thing in the game it's not he was role
playing he doesn't have a fucking neighbor he planted the tractor there he made the entire scenario
at jet just and he made up a whole thing where he was going to the used equipment lot to like buy
like buy by bits and pieces and tractors and farm equipment right right but he placed all of the
equipment there conveniently anytime he needed anything it was fucking there I feel like he's
getting like real upset I'm upset because I was duped man I was fucking
what you did for all our men until until and this was only because I had to like put the phone
down for a little bit and then like when when you don't have YouTube premium right yeah if you turn
off your phone that you know it stops the video and then when you you open it back up again it turns
the video from being full screen into the little mini player and you can see some of the comments
and I was like oh I'll just play the video and I was reading some of the comments because you know
that's what you do yeah yeah and I was reading it and it's like this guy does some really good
RP I'm like RP maybe there's something like some sort of farm language you know
a cap reading and this guy was like this is some weird RP he doesn't even end up helping his neighbor
at the end I'm like RP and then and I kept scrolling I'm like this is what the fuck they're talking
about man took me took me a couple of comments to be like oh they're talking about role playing and
then it like it hit me like a ton of fucking bricks this guy has been absolutely lying to his
fucking teeth to me about this game I'm in simulator man so funny and dude it was so
I was so invested in like what was I was 100% because I was just like oh man I didn't realize
this game had so many cool things that it know his role playing it's just him making up stories about
his neighbor that has a fucking barn and an old truck in it and he's he's gonna be able to get
that truck the chief he was buying and selling the trucks to himself fit fit the mates rates the dickhead
controls the price it's so funny man right it fucking it killed me I can see I can see that I still watch
the rest of it and and and because I was I was upset literally good for offing at the man like
it took you like it blew me away I was like oh my god he made it it's so believable
that's so it was so believable this man's acting in this fucking video game where he is literally just saying
oh yeah I'm gonna get on the bike today and go on check out on the crops and stuff like that and I
know these things are in the game these things are all 100% in the game yeah but the the the people aren't
that's so there's no people there there's no neighbors there never was I do anyway I've been thinking
about a nonstop for like a a long time yeah a long time and I don't think I'll ever forget Austin farm
on YouTube so for you look I'm really sorry that you had to go through that it's I don't know if
I'll ever recover but I'll tell you this I do want to play farming similar it looks like fun right
it really does look like fun and you know what's funny you know what's even worse it's not funny
it's worse I would love to role play like I'm similar to you then we just like pretend to be
neighbors and we're like yeah howdy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah well well talking about role playing
fuck go on there's a game coming out that just quickly I ain't role playing
but we're gonna be playing a role playing game and when are you actually gonna you gonna stream it yeah
I'm gonna stream it no 100% I'm gonna stream every every night that we play it nice and we're gonna be
we're gonna be playing uh what is it boulders gave three oh I'm glad I'm learning now I did not
stream it's something what do you mean well I knew the whole time of being facetious being facetious
just for listeners yeah fucking halfling barbaric I don't know how I knew you were gonna do that but I just
knew it barf got you actually you actually gonna do that yeah halfling barbarian if if the
class is available because you know been been a halfling first of all funny because he's short
and being a barbarian is just like short angry person and that's funny I would rather be a
funny character yeah then like serious dark brooding fucking yeah you know killer of everything sort of
character yeah I agree that's what I'm gonna be a bard yeah exactly like it's literally like
it's the joke class until they get like higher level and then they start being able to cast like
these fucking wild ourselves yeah but um for the most part it's a fucking joke being a bard but it's
great it's like the best and worst class well until later levels exactly yeah yeah yeah they can cast
wish eventually so that's a cool nerdy thing wish is like it's like literally like there's a spell
called wish and there's like X amount of things you can do from that wish so it's like you know I
wish to be the king of this world sort of stuff oh right and you've obviously got a role for
it sort of something like that something like that yeah like a genie wish there we go that's an
easier one to explore okay yeah much like a genie wish fair enough did uh yeah we're gonna play
we're gonna play some of that you uh other than being extremely angry at a streamer or youtube video
well yeah yeah other than that we have is there anything else you've done this week my friend oh yeah
there is actually oh and it yeah but it's it's like last weekend when we were supposed to record oh
yeah yeah but yeah but it's still relevant because it still freaks me out okay have you when
was the last time you remember having fever dreams oh not that long ago when I had COVID last
like a seven months ago something do you want to go I like wrote down what was happening in my
fever dreams whoa okay so like I had a cold you know and then like I you know I still pump in
panadol and and I've approved and stuff like that I still am right now as well yeah and and
suit a fair and you're just like fucking put me to bed I'm done you know bro I fucking like would be
you know that that semi-conscious state you're asleep and you're awake at the same time and you don't
realize that you're awake and you're moving around in bed and you're just like oh I'm actually
out of party and I'm dancing so yeah yeah you know you you're crushing it and then you realize that
you were just kicking the shit out of him and she like fucking boom fucking stop all out okay
ooh I'm awake so these weird fever dreams actually wrote one of them down um I would get to sleep
and uh you know you just you just lay in there you're trying to breathe and you just then you end up
gone like you fucking you can't breathe through your nose um and then I'd know it was it was
something weird you get that like dancing fucking there's there's there's music and there's there's
some sort of weird brain dance thing that happens and then your body just shuts down but your mind
is still awake that's how like a normal dream sort of works but you're fucking on fire so something like
right I had these dreams where I was one of like hundreds maybe thousands of little creatures
on my body the big body and I had to rush to the center of the body and it was a race you know
like Hunger Games where there's fucking like they all like pop up and then it's race to the center
to get all the goodies and fuck off it was that but it was like you just you just sort of pop up and
you're just like I'm sweating so badly and you just like you're like whatever it's like I've
got to get to the center and you were just running in place wow it's so fucking weird man yeah that's
weird dude it's so fucking weird man that's so weird it weirded me out because like you wake up and
you're like I've got to get back to sleep I'm I'm so tired I've got to get back to sleep then you
get back to sleep and it happens again you're like I'm gonna get to the center I'm gonna get to
just the every fall I think it was like two nights two two and a bit nights maybe my dreams consisted of
turning into a tiny person and running
I'm just like fucking like being trapped in like water that was it yeah but like jelly water jelly
water so like you stand there and you're just like it's weird it's so fucking weird that's horrible
all it was because I was under a blanket yeah oh yeah true it's so weird it's so weird
oh I expect that to still be in I'll leave that in every time you one of us cough I expect that to
stay yeah yeah we'll keep that one dude baby dreams are so fucking weird and you know I want to hear
I want to hear in the comments your fever dreams I want everyone to go out and juice a fever
and and try and sleep and record your dreams and then send them in either via the Skype number
that we have or in our discord I don't even know if we have voice messages or I guess we'll
find out at the end of the episode oh we will we will find out the end of the episode spoiler alert
no I won't do that there is one I don't see oh shoot oh my god that one seems very funny
oh man uh well look I am not to not to I'm not trying to cut this episode short or anything but
no feels like I don't I don't have a whole lot that's happened honestly I've just been sick
I've been just sick and working like there's things that have happened but like honestly all
and all I've just been sick and I've just been working so I ain't got much else to add for the
episode so well let's let's let's get to the the the meat and potatoes of this podcast which is the
the whole reason it exists at all it's for the arm of the week it is actually the reason that's
like one of the main reasons why we made the podcast because we were like what's listening to music
every week every week talking about the music yeah uh like this week we listened to time by mr.
kitty we did mr. kitty Tom I say I've given it enough time enough of my time
like you motherfucker you just do my joke the right time
oh motherfucker I should have known
oh man oh that's funny man yeah look I've I don't know
so much look I yeah you know I you tell me what you think you tell me what you think of this album
after some time of listening to this uh it's good it's honestly honestly you know what
actually if from the the first song which is I would say hard to listen to it's hard to come back to
um because it's it's such a like what it feels like is a dividing song for the rest of the album
which is so strange because like it it fits it's definitely a song that is meant to be on this album
and yet it is the one that I will skip because I'll skip it I'll skip it just to get to the next one
and then from then on I'm fine I'll listen to every song but in saying that this is very early on
in this producer's career oh is it oh god yeah oh 24 tape yeah I forgot yeah yeah and
and you can you can tell in the the structure of the music yeah you can tell in like the fact that
it's it's sound design is is pretty uh like it's it's not standard but it's it's just not super
showy it's it is still like the lot distortion a lot of echo a lot of reverb a lot of yeah
he's a very low but that's about the aesthetic isn't it yeah and yeah but this is the genre of music
even even if he was to make this album again today I don't think he would change much because this is
what it was supposed to be yeah um in saying that that's a real it's real cop out sort of like a
review it's like it is what it is but no it's it's it's um a real synthy vapor wavy yeah um it's
like a dark sort of album yeah and yeah after dark is like you listen to after dark and you go oh yeah
like this fucking slaps like yeah like this slaps when you hear that piano fucking knocking and you
just like oh yeah cool it's time to party yeah yeah literally right like it's time to do whatever it is
that I was about to do yeah it doesn't matter what that thing is does not know what that thing do
that chorus that chorus hits so well well done for mr. kitty making this song because like
it is without a doubt the the the show it's it's like the spotlight for this
not to say that the song is a banded onto my list of all times yeah there's a reason why it's been
like absolutely picked up by fucking millions of people who try to make the motivational jimbro
tiktok fucking sigma alpha maelstice right yeah like it's it's it's it's a really good song
and I believe Jake jill and all and fucking
what's the over the the can for for Barbie what's the camera is fucking right and gozley right and gozley
yeah there's a reason you know like it's it's it's I don't know it's just it's got that real vibe
about it like you can put I don't know it's just it's got that feeling about it it's a really good
song it's a really good song it's the fucking killer from um oh fuck I can't even remember the actors
name I can see him the actors name uh what it's that old fucking uh it's like an 80s movie I think
like there's a specific meme and I'll figure it out and everyone at home listening will be like
they're so fucking idiot wait are you talking about that cyber punk not that cyber
no fucking that's the one where he wears he wears the fucking um clear suit over his like actual suit
he puts the mask on his face and does exercise in the morning rides the side like you know does put
on the American psycho that's it thank you Patrick Bateman yeah thank you yeah that's this so there's a
meme of like this song with his like routine yeah of like being fucking meticulous with his cleaning
and all that sort of shit that's and this sort of thing um I think it was a it was a tick tock thing
with this music and that and then they would put like I don't know like a caption to it with some dumb
shit right sigma grunts it oh that's it sigma grunts it yeah yeah all that sort of shit I think for
a while then there was a playlist that I listened to that had the song on it and it was his it was the
fucking face face yeah yeah yeah yeah absolutely sigma male tick tock music yeah still there some of
like and that's the thing is like a lot of it is like phone music as well it is like you can find some
like you can find some like really decent phone tracks in there yeah you can find some like like
fucking you can find this in there like the after darkened and yet just yeah yeah yeah does
actually his music yeah his music slaps dude
but um and we're not talking about does we're talking about mr kitty yes and uh yeah I'm pretty much
agree for the most part like it's it's good and after dark slaps I could not tell you what the rest
of the album like I could not tell you what an actual song sounds like I know the vibe yeah I know
them five and I know what each song will sound roughly like it'll be a specific genre and even a
sub-genre of that genre right I know what is gonna sound like it's uh vapor way it sounds like after
dark you know I mean just not as good the whole album sounds like after dark just not as good yeah like
you just missed the mark some actually uh some of them are real close did you know that they were
there's a there's a song on there actually I think there's a couple of songs on there where there's
female vocals oh yeah yeah I don't know which ones they are but yeah the music and the vocal mix is
so close together that you you don't even realize that there's vocals there until you're like something
is missing for a second yeah I was gonna say until something pulls back for a second you go oh there's
vocals and then you're like oh sort of hear it like you just faintly hear it then yeah yeah yeah I didn't
realize because like you know it's like I say it's like they're both mid you know yeah yeah yeah and they
both the same fucking level and it's just the one pulls through harder than the other I don't know
that that brings me to like the mixing of this album it's obviously mixed in a way that it's you know
it's it's sound is to be very uh reverbed very dark very like you know everything's really
obscured sort of shit but it's you know there are some clean lines there's some clean like since that
pop through the drums are really punchy some of the kicks come through a little bit too loud and the
snares come through too soft which is a weird combination yeah no um but it's it's it's the aesthetic of it
I guess this is exactly what he wanted or he didn't know how to mix good at all yeah yeah and and it's
scary because it's it's either one or the other because I was to mix this album it would be it would
be totally different if and and I know that's like oh two different producers you know mix the same
album it would just it would just sound different I wouldn't have to use different samples maybe I
know a couple of different samples but like it would just be cleaner it would sound cleaner that's
it would be less muddy right yeah yeah yeah muddy is the good yeah muddy is definitely a word and
something some instances really boxy real boxy sort of sounds and and like for everyone that's
listening to this guy put the fuck you know what is the idea of this my boxes it's music yeah
yeah you can have harsh noises in music yeah yeah so you say what's a harsh noise I know what a
harsh noises oh it's abrasive like it's it hurts I'm gonna you know just just just for just for
the water harsh noises I'm gonna play fucking like five seconds of that song that ADHD song right here
dude it sounds so good it's fucking hype as hell
bro yeah there's uh there was a fucking some school kids that I used to like see at the gym
and one of them was like bro you heard this song it was called mb ketamine right yeah
and it's just that it's just that for like three minutes and I was like bro this is I'm like I just
don't know if I get it anymore it's like it's insane like I it's just ADHD lab noises I mean
yeah that's all it is right yeah but um I just it's just not for me it's not for me you know when
when me and this dude we're driving to uh to remember that fucking song to show you it's called mdma
lemonade and it was just like fucking oh it sounds like a normal song it sort of like hypes up it's
a little bit uh trancey but it's also hard style and then it's just like
fucking like the beat doesn't match the wabs and it's high pitch and it's just screaming at you and he's
like I like to play it when I think I'm falling asleep why it is like because then I wake up
brother bear that is scary it's like you got a problem friend dude yeah because you know
there's sometimes you want to drive and you're a passenger and you just sit in there just watch
and road go by is that yep and then he would play mdma lemonade and he's like woo
he's like I'm slightly more awake now oh god I've been a little bit too far
yeah like I've been I've done some long distance driving like just a lot of driving um
beta sales rep and stuff and like some of the shit that I listened to man same boat
like there was some heavy just like abrasive harsh shit that I would listen to just to keep me
going yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I actually found um and drinking water yeah drinking water yeah
drinking water fuck water yeah um actually made a piss uh listening to lame a god and white
chapel would actually put me to sleep and I figured that out while I was like driving one night and I was
like oh you know what I need to listen to this and it's a metal I put on lame a god their wrath
album yeah I'm like oh good album and then you just like you get to the midpoint the album that has
grace isn't it yeah yeah yeah yeah it's about that it is honestly about there where you go okay I'm
sick of head banging I'm just gonna relax for a bit and just listen to this music and then
then it becomes white noise and it's like oh this is nice yeah oh it's a peaceful guitar intro okay yeah
oh yeah and even when it kicks in man it like the rest of the album just turns into like if I was to
like rock a by-druck a by-battle baby just man yeah kills me nice um what do you write it what do you
write time by mr. Kinney um uh after-dark's really good after-dark carries this whole album if it
was a single of after-dark I'd probably still be just as happy as I am with the album so on that
on that I have to give it I have to give it a seven I'll give it a seven and a half
just because of after-dark after-dark slaps man after like does 100 percent such a good song
so I would give after-dark by itself a nine oh yeah I'd go nine and a half yeah rest of the album
if it didn't have after-dark on it it's like four oh yeah and two just like a three for me yeah so
that after-dark that's that's how I'd write it I'm not gonna give it a total rating I'm gonna give
after-dark nine point five and the rest of the album a four maybe five all together you know
and then you can average it and I think it does average out to like fucking six and a half all seven
or something like that yeah yeah the rest of the album yeah it's a miss you know you don't
need to listen to it just hey you know what mr. Kinney not not too mr. Kinney if you want to
listen to mr. Kinney only listen to after-dark you don't need to rest in the album I usually do this
with with other artists as well I didn't do it with mr. Kinney yeah I really I should have I
should have listened to these other stuff as well we had we had next week I know it just didn't it just
didn't happen I didn't try it yeah the album itself and even did I I don't drive anyway so
so I'm not gonna excuse me anymore I don't drive anyway like do you want to do you want to know
what we're listening to next I'm excited I'm excited dude I'm actually Kin and yeah so
and like it's not Travis Scott okay that's right it's Carly Rae Japson just for a while I'm on
the musical no wow we're listening to post Malone's new drop of deliciousness
called Austin yeah Austin Texas
no it's just called Austin my name named it right his his last name is Malone
no his last name is post first name is Austin
Austin post Malone okay yeah yeah Austin why post Malone Malone is um
oh fuck I come in but he said it in a new video I think we're on Malone comes from I think you put
in a rap name generator oh right and it came up with he put like Austin his first name post his last
name and then hit rap name generator and it came up with post Malone that's it I'm pretty sure
that's like a pretty sure that's the story yeah that's how Childish Gambino got his he put in the
Wu Tang clan oh yeah no shit Childish Gambino came out of Wu Tang clan named generator that's
pretty fucking cool like shit like that's pretty cool man that's wild it's just get me and I go
hard dude yeah yeah and he's fucking is doing weird shit now I don't I thought was gonna
release more music okay but I thought he had also retired so I don't know what's going on yeah
anyway well let's think to post Malone Austin post Malone yeah I've looked at the like
um album I haven't listened to any of it yet not a bit um I'm going in blind yeah I'm going in
pretty blind um just gonna have a have a squeeze out at the album but there's one that's uh
chemical it's got 184 million streams already I'm assuming that was released as a single
um morning has 60 million we're 184 million already on one of the songs wasn't this fucking
released yesterday 28 so three days three days ago brother that chilled out holy fuck
man's fight swing are you alright man yeah I thought I thought I heard the fucking cat in here
maybe I'm here and shit that's the ghosts the lower I mean nothing's under one million yeah
well it's it's a brand new post the album so we're gonna go it's gonna go good um that's some
wild shit when you think about it I'm very very keen to listen to that yeah so am I it like there's
no features as well there's something I've noticed no features at all well he lives out in the middle
of fucking nowhere no one's gonna come out and fucking help him and he just like hangs out man he
just hangs out and makes music out of his house well he was streaming for a bit wasn't he oh he streams
like once in a blue moon all right like he'll just be like this is the game I've been playing with
like ski mask the sun god and any streams with ski mask and like just other like random rappers
because all these guys play video games together but none of them do anything why would they stream
they make enough money you know exactly why would they need to entertain any more than they already
do like make enough money snoop dogs like why are you streaming bro yeah why did you leave your stream
on overnight because you got you've got shit on an NBA 2k yeah yeah all right it's like just
starting stream there's absolutely no need like because the entertainment value that you get out
of watching these people like especially snoop dog snoop dog did not grow up in the era of like
the technology that we have near yeah no so when he's streaming he was gang banging well you can
exactly exactly right yeah he's out there fucking doing actual work fucking was actually gang
banging like that was his like his early teens going to jail for fucking shootin it dude yeah like
like he was I think it was he creeps I've not yet I'm pretty sure he was part of the
creeps there you go like early days man's was man he grew up at a different time man yeah
now I creeps I creeps and blood's even a thing anymore I think they still are yeah surely not
you think you think not but I think they're holding on see the hold on um but this say this
is the thing is like you've got snoop dog who has no idea what's going on with streaming he just
sort of reads some chat that's flying past a hole here and he's just like I don't need to work for
this at all I'm just gonna play some fucking video games yeah and these people gonna watch me play
video games and that's the most of all that he's understand about it and then he just goes I've had
enough and just goes yeah it just leaves and he fucks off yeah and then the next morning he comes
back he's like what is this thing still on just after fucking like eight 10 hours or something like
that of like the stream just running chat just flying past like still like the entire time yeah
back soon yeah yeah yeah dude just wild that's like what a weird thing to imagine right yeah
that like the thousands of people are just sitting there waiting for
this thing dog to come back and it would have been like poles put up and yeah I mean is he gonna
come imagine what the chat was like dude I could have come back in an hour I people I they
would have been people doing watch parties dude yeah they would have been people doing watch parties
so weird it's so weird to think that this sort of stuff exists yeah it's just it's so weird yeah
like that's what I mean like think about like all of the fucking going and happenings of that
chat like people in discord calls like Wendy Rick and he's gonna wake up man or what I know
he's gonna be coming back soon are you just gonna stay here till we get to yeah I am
yeah oh god me more they're people out there training like day and night to become the best like
Olympic swimmer for a little big fucking ping pong player yeah you know yeah get up every day and training
anything worth doing the same over doing I get that I fucking get that yeah never seen
like is it worth doing doing that is that worth doing does it fulfill your mind potential
city they're awaiting for snow dog to come back yeah don't actually give the fuck that's
what I know I'm gonna remember their name yeah yeah yeah like like I think uh never know what
we're listening to yeah uh I think we get to some voicemails cool I'm excited do we have voicemails
uh let me check yes we have one we have one singular voicemail watch it be just just nothing nothing
watch it be silence god do I let me let me stream for you my friend yes uh change windows
and I'll change it to Sky.
Ball. Go live.
Excellent.
Um...
So without further ado, here's the...
Fucking message.
Uh, Shag, Burieck, am I the top...
Uh... it's not silence!
I'm so glad it's not silence.
I'm also very glad it's not silence.
Yeah.
Oh, I was so worried.
Shag, Burieck, Bobba, Bobba, Bobba.
Those are doodles.
Um... man.
You know what? You know what?
Everyone that's listening to this right now,
download Discord, make an account,
jump in the Discord.
It's the prod dot.
Uh, you can jump in and have a chat
to the exact person who left that message.
Um...
You can chat to him today.
Uh, just do it.
If you're a dog...
And you can talk to us as well,
because that's always fun.
Yeah, we're there. We're about... we are involved.
Yeah.
Um, I like that message. That was a good one.
Yeah. That's a good one.
I'm damn happy.
I'm happy.
Man, I've been feeling more and more congested
the longer this has gone on, and it has been harder.
I must still be sick, because I tell you,
my brain is foggy as hell.
And I've been getting that since I got COVID, not gonna lie.
Let's leave.
Yeah.
Let's just kind of...
There you are.
Um...
Well, then, you know, we'll just wrap it up.
We'll just wrap it up.
I'm not leaving.
I'm putting my hands for it.
I thought you'd still like the other dog that you were talking to.
Um...
What?
With that in mind...
Uh...
Can you leave that coffin, too?
Please.
Yeah, yeah, we'll do.
Yeah, cool, thanks.
Um...
What I will do is...
Do you have any final words for their listeners?
Um...
Yeah, don't...
Don't be a part of Twitch chat.
It's not worth your time.
It's not.
I'll resent not worth your time.
It's not worth your time.
Don't be a part of any Twitch chat.
It's not worth your time.
Unless you're gonna jump in our Twitch chat.
Um...
That's it.
I mean, neither of us stream.
Yeah.
You say we're going to.
Which is never happens.
I hope you do.
I hope you do stream.
I'm gonna stream.
I wanna make sure it happens.
It's not worth being a part of our chat, though.
No.
Yeah, if you want.
No, you've got other stuff to do.
Look, I'm actually gonna...
I'm actually gonna...
Jokes aside.
I'm not lying.
Like, go to sleep earlier.
Yeah.
Go to bed early.
It's something that I'm actually going to do.
Should I bring water?
Fuckin' dirt.
I've gone through almost three bowls of water just being on like...
Get some rid of that.
Sun?
I tell you this.
I didn't know this.
You know how everyone says like, go and stand outside and get some vitamin D?
Like from the sun?
Yeah.
Something like, 'cause your body makes vitamin D when it's out in the exposes.
You would need to be standing bare ass naked in the fucking middle of the day for like an hour or two hours to get your...
What your vitamin D needs.
So you won't only just get vitamin D, you'll also get sunburned and you'll be crunchy and you'll need to do that every fucking day.
Or you could do what I do.
Get a vitamin D supplement.
I still go out in the sun.
Just have some extra vitamin D.
Yeah, if I could...
Vitamin D supplement.
D's dirt.
I don't understand.
D's and nuts.
If there's any knowledge that I would love to impart on our listeners, it is get a vitamin D supplement, get some zinc, magnesium, fucking...
And lift weights, drink water, and go to sleep early.
That's all you need to do.
And cold showers.
For cold showers in there.
Or ice-cold bars.
Yeah.
Do you have ice bath?
At least shower.
I'm telling you man, this full hot to full cold thing.
I think that's what I was going to go on about at the very start of the episode.
And you just forgot about it?
Yeah.
That was the thing that I just completely forgot.
You've got...
And you've got...
Going from hot to cold.
From hot to...
Okay.
Going from hot to cold.
Man, I'm telling you.
Just full hot.
Like my hot water system has a safety unit, so it can't burn me.
So I just...
It wants to go to...
Yeah.
I was going to get full hot water and I know I'm not going to get hurt.
And it's uncomfortable.
I don't enjoy it at first.
Yeah.
It's hot enough to be quite uncomfortable, right?
Yeah.
I still do it.
Why?
It's good for me.
Full hot.
Yeah.
Hot water and cold water therapy is very good for your body.
Okay.
I'm not going to do that.
They both do two different things.
It's like going into a sauna.
Going into a sauna is very good for you.
I'm not going to do a sauna just fucking makes you sweat.
It opens up your pores.
It does a lot to your body like,
it's both your, your self to like, very, very hot heat.
And then it's both your self to very, very cold colds.
Like ice water.
Yeah.
It's all good for you.
Why do you look so confused?
Because it wouldn't be at the right temperature.
It would be good for you.
No, it's like at the right temperature.
No, it's like doing, so doing like ice water stuff.
It increases like blood flow.
It reduces inflammation.
And there's like lots of actual health benefits to it, right?
Okay.
He does the same sort of thing.
Like, he has other health benefits to it.
Exposing yourself to hot hot and exposing yourself to cold colds.
It's a thing, man.
Right.
And I like, I've been doing it for like quite a long time now.
Right.
And I'm telling you, when I get sick, I don't get as sick.
Well, it shows actually.
Because I've been in COVID this time, you're fucking like,
I didn't even know I had it.
I didn't even know I had, like, I was sick.
But like, I could have went to work if I worked anywhere else.
If I didn't work in the health industry, it's like specifically aged care.
There's a lot of other places where people are like, well, you, you can work,
but you've got to, you know, you're going to do this.
You got to do that or like, you've got to isolate in your office or whatever, right?
There's a lot of places that, man, I did it in Bunnings.
Yeah.
One of the boys came in and he was like, we're in the mask and everything and we're like, you know,
Oh, is he scared to get like catch COVID here?
He's like, no, he's scared to spread it.
I was like, I'm sorry.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
No, he has COVID.
I was like, can he be here?
He's like, ain't nothing say that he can't.
I was like, all right, okay.
It's like fair enough.
So old boy came to, and he just had upstairs.
Like, he just had the top half of the office.
And we just did not go up there.
The lunchroom was off limit for like two weeks.
Yeah, it's pretty wild.
Yeah.
It was pretty wild.
But anyway, cold water, hot water, ice, hot, hot, good for you.
Happy days.
Less sick.
I used to be like, do you do the full cold in winter as well?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I had full cold tonight.
That's just, it's just nuts.
Like, and I get to the point where I could wash myself.
Like, it's not like a quick like, whooo, okay.
I mean, like, I'm in there for like a good four minutes.
Good four five minutes.
Jesus Christ.
It's nice.
It's very, very nice.
I enjoyed it.
I actually enjoy it.
Yeah.
Like, I actually enjoy it.
That's the weird.
It's not saying, oh, yeah, it's really good.
Like, it sucks.
But I enjoy the feeling from it, if that makes sense.
Yeah.
So even the hot water, like, even going from hot, hot, like, it's,
it's, it's a little like, it's uncomfortable.
Like, I don't enjoy it first.
It takes me like a good three or four minutes to start enjoying the hot.
And it takes me like, it's like a two or three minutes to enjoy the cold.
Yeah.
That's a bad idea.
I feel good doing it.
It would feel good.
I keep doing it.
I'm not going to be like, hey, fucking, don't do that, man.
Yeah.
It's like, if it's working, it works.
If it works, it works.
And if it works, it works.
That's it.
Like, go on a gym, like, I've been running more, been like, just randomly doing, like, trying
to do exercise while I can, right?
Having COVID, I can't go to gym.
So upset.
But I have a home gym, man.
I'm sure to, yeah.
I love it.
Yeah, I know.
No, no, no, I will.
Even just a bike ends some dumbbells under the adjustable bench.
Man, and I'm good.
That's it.
Yeah.
I can go full workout with that.
Dude, if Pewdiepie can get fucking jacked, he's in adjustable dumbbells in a bench,
that's all he had.
Yeah.
It's pretty good.
Yeah.
Pretty good.
I mean, I can, you can make, like, leg exercises harder.
You know what I mean?
Like, there's like certain ways to do squats where you only focus one leg.
That's, you know, you can use a dumbbell to do hamstring curls, like, there's heaps.
Man, there's heaps that you can do.
Yep.
It is sick.
Oh, speaking of which, I got fucking extra.
Uh, was it those fucking power bands or the resistance bands?
The resistance bands, yeah.
So I got the same set again.
No.
And now I'm gonna like wrap, you know, how like Eric Beugin-Huggen wraps like weights.
Oh, I get it.
I'm gonna be doing that for now.
I'm just like, boy, do you believe me?
That seems so, like, risky.
No, it's not.
So we did it.
We did it at work.
So we did it at work with, um, we did it with two sets of tens on each.
And, you know, don't bet.
So it's just 60 kilos, right?
It is the fonkiest fucking 60 kilos suppressed.
Okay.
If you, if you're like, I could bet 60 kilos all day every day, right?
Yeah.
It is add some, like, add some fucking rubber band.
It is so weird.
But it's, it's fun.
And it's something to do with like, like, trying to stabilize everything.
Why, like, going up?
I'd know what it is.
It fucking fully gets your chest going.
Yeah.
Especially for benchmen.
It gets, it gets crazy.
I want to see what it's like pressing.
Yeah.
Like, 60 kilo press.
It's usually like, I was pushed pressing 60 kilos this morning.
Yeah.
And, you know, you can just, boom, you know, you can get it up.
But like, 60 kilos on bands.
Is that a sorrowful?
It's incredible.
It would be fun.
I would enjoy it.
Yeah.
Nice.
Leave that one.
Yeah, we'll do.
Yeah.
What we will go on with now is the end of the show.
Yeah.
Let's wrap.
Let's just fucking wrap it up.
Let's wrap it up.
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And it follow him as he fucking makes a garden full of radishes into a bigger garden full
of radishes and carrots.
And lots of carrots and radishes.
Carrots and radishes.
Yeah.
2,000 radishes in fact.
No, no, no, no.
There's 3,000 carrots.
Oh, right.
And 500 radishes.
500.
Which I have now.
I think I've, yeah, there's like a hundred.
And now, yeah, a hundred and 40 odd now.
Yeah, still a lot.
Still a lot.
Yeah.
It's a lot of crap.
Fuck me.
That's so many.
I'm glad you didn't just like grab the seeds and it was like, shh, you know.
Because I'm doing crazy and it wouldn't mean that.
I think I want to touch the ground.
I'm doing my ground so fertile, dude.
It's wild.
But I've directly, so I've moved some seedlings out of where they started in the, yeah,
fucking in the raised bed.
And I just put them straight on the ground.
Because I was like, fuck it.
Let's just see how our soil goes.
Bro, they're going wild.
Yeah, right.
They go and fucking wild, man.
They grow faster than in the soil and the.
Yeah, they grow in thicker.
They're growing like, like, it's just, they're better.
They're growing better in my soil than the store bought potting mix, right?
So the store bought vegetable growing potting mix.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a Ninden, Belgrin on the other.
Yeah.
I'm just saying I've got some fertile land, brother.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Fertile fucking land.
It's fucking seed.
Like, actually, I'm going to think about it.
Like the front corner of like where I'm going to be doing this fucking garden and everything.
It grows some like wild, ah shit.
It's not just grass.
Yeah.
Like if I left it to go, man, it would be full bush land.
Like, there's some thick, like, I have, I can't mow them.
Or I can mow them.
I actually, you can mow them.
But you can't whip us them.
You'd have to cut them in.
Are they like seeded?
Or branched.
They're coming up.
Yeah.
Okay.
Like, there's some wild us, whatever it is, like wild grass.
Yeah.
Growing.
It's insane.
I've got some fertile land, my friend.
There's worms.
Worms are in the sun.
Worm farm to get the good trustable.
Truss farm.
You probably want to eat it.
You've got to eat it.
No, I want to eat it.
See, but I want them to be raised.
That's my problem.
Yeah.
Because I want to raise the ground up.
But raising the ground up means going over the ground.
That's already there.
So it's a hard thing.
It feels like I'm not going to use my fertile land just yet.
Well, it's just yet.
Just yet.
Because I've got, I could be here for a very long time.
I could be documenting this journey for many, many, many years.
And if you, the listener, want to be there for a very long time watching Blake do
this with him, do one of his hard thing.
I can get a, get a monster to subscribe right now because I'm getting on the ground floor
with the worms.
Yeah.
That's enough of me.
Get it.
No, I fucking love it, man.
I dig it.
I love fucking saying it.
It's so good.
It's fun.
It's cool.
Yeah.
It's still learning about nature and stuff.
Yeah, I think it's about a hundred percent.
Yeah.
Exactly.
What, where do they go if they want to see more of you?
They're going to go to Switch Blades for Kids all one word.
Every, every social media out, out, whatever you call them.
Outlook, yeah.
Just like a Walmart or a Costco.
Yeah.
You can also check us both out on Spotify with the exact same names.
Blake Bentley and Switch Blades because both have some fucking bangers out.
Yeah.
Other than that, I believe that's it.
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There we go.
It's a blanket statement.
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's not what it looks like.
It's a blanket statement.
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It could be free.
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