I'd Like To Thank Myself

I spent $1.3 million to stay hot AF at 48 so you don't have to. If you're skipping the first thing on this list, you're letting cortisol eat your face. The full breakdown of all 10 is below.

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At 48, I've realized the things that "piss people off" are usually the ones that actually work. These are the 10 habits I swear by to stay hot AF, from tactical skincare layering to the "medieval" treatment your dermatologist might be gatekeeping.

What we're talking about today:
  • Why I bring my own sheets to hotels (and why my husband has stopped asking)
  • The $200 mistake you're making in your 10-second skincare layering routine
  • The one ingredient I won't skip (the copper peptide that tells your skin to act 30 again)
  • Why I choose "medieval medicine" over the safe stuff (PRF over PRP)
  • The cortisol face fix that lives in your sleep stack, not on top of your face
  • How to own vanity as the engine for your self-worth (and the budget)
  • Why your hair is giving you away faster than your face
  • The story you're telling yourself that's aging you more than any product
For the women who were told to age gracefully and chose "absolutely the fuck not" instead.

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What is I'd Like To Thank Myself ?

We thank everyone else for our success... friends, team, mentors. But when’s the last time you thanked the only person who actually dragged you through hell and back?

YourSELF.

This show is my love letter to the version of you who doesn’t get enough credit. The you who kept going when it would’ve been easier to quit.

I’m pulling back the curtain on what it actually looks like to be 48, building a skincare company, navigating perimenopause, raising a teenager, and refusing to become invisible.

The stuff nobody talks about after 40. And how I’m rewriting all of it.

Sometimes it’s just me. Sometimes it’s founders, creatives, and icons who’ve rewritten everything too. Always, it’s the raw truth.

Nothing filtered. Nothing softened. Nothing for show. Just the truth... and a drink.

Every episode ends the same way: we raise a glass and say the thing most people are too humble to admit: I’d like to thank mySELF.