well
hello all you beautiful people
you know what time it is
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ladies and gents
guys and dolls and everyone in between
gather round
get you something real nice to sip on
and comfy to slip on
because it's time
for smut club
here's your hosts chelsea and hannah
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hello everyone welcome to smut club
where the first rule is we talk about
smut i'm hannah
i'm chelsea
what's our second rule are there other
rules i don't know
no i just made that up sort of first
rule we talk about like it's like the
opposite of fight club
like
what are our rules
we talk about smud and we drink while we
do it i also i think i've been watching
in kanto too much recently because i'm
like i'm like we don't talk about smut
club
we don't talk about bruno no no no
no no no we don't talk about smart club
fun fact i've never seen it but i have
seen the memes so i know that it's bruno
no no no it's a really pure
movie plus i love stephanie beatrice who
like did you watch brooklyn nine-nine
yes rosa voices the main character right
and so like
watching her on tick tock like singing
and like dancing with the songs i'm like
i love you more so i would like i would
recommend it if you haven't watched it
it's also a great therapy resource noted
yes and as you are a therapist like me
we're always looking for therapy
resources yes everything is in relation
to
therapy resources you know it's not a
therapy resource
the book you're about to review i mean
it's probably not but reading a bunch of
smut feels therapeutic on certain days
so it is sort of yeah yeah well all
right so the book we are reviewing today
is claiming addison by zoe derrick this
is the first book in the 69 bottles
series if you if i was afraid the name
wouldn't be on the nose and you wouldn't
have any idea what was going to happen
um
yes so addison is our main character i'm
sure we were surprised also i'm just
gonna completely readily own
the entire time i read this book i was
like is it claiming addison or chasing
addison it's claiming addison at least
once on this episode i'm probably going
to call it chasing addison and i think
we all understand what i meant and we
don't need to correct me on this well
when you told me you were reviewing
claiming addison i was like haunting
adeline that's different
but yes that is the exact energy where
like every time i name this book i'm
like is this a book i've read a thousand
times before or is it not um and
honestly it's both
so
we're starting with our review today
okay so we start with addison addison is
a
pr rep
and she's asked to go out
on tour last minute for a 12-week tour
with this band 69 bottles and they are
like
the new hot [ __ ] everyone is obsessed
with them everyone knows who they are
that is the worst name for a band and
that's really saying something because
we are about to review another book
where
the band is called son of jack and
that's pretty rough but 69 bottles you
know the worst bad name i ever heard it
was in person in my life this was not a
book this actually happened
irl yes um so i was driving
this is when i i grew up in florida my
sister went to florida state university
and so i was going from like clearwater
up to tallahassee to visit her this was
one of like the tiny towns that you
drive through
and there was a small christian church
and their sign was like they had a
concert happening for an acapella group
who was coming to perform and their band
name was crimson flow
and i'm like no one at any point thought
to stop them
like
who let it get this far i was mid water
sip
i was almost
i almost ruined equipment just now we
almost had a real life
oh my god but it would have been worth
it because yes
an acapella group named crimson flow so
on the flip side of that my dad used to
work in the music business for years and
years and and did a lot of things with a
lot of bands and to this day if you ask
him the best band name ever he will say
bare naked ladies and when you say why
he will say because people are stupid
and so when people would drive by a bar
when barenaked ladies was unknown there
would be a sign that says show tonight
featuring barenaked ladies and dumb
horny men would show up and pay a cover
fee and buy tickets to see barenaked
ladies which was in fact a canadian band
with fat men in it
and no bare naked ladies well and also
fun fact
i
believe i should clarify this with my
cousin but at um at my wedding
right yeah you should already be
laughing
at our wedding we my cousin and my uncle
played our processional and recessional
music is that i don't know whatever
sounds right our outro
our intro and our outro and then they
like played like a song in the middle of
blah blah
but our outro music if you will i am 98
sure
it was um
an acoustic
instrumental cover of barenaked lady if
i had a million dollars
i don't think it was if i had a million
dollars i'm gonna have to look into this
and circle back with everyone but i'm
like how's that
i do need to know because honestly in my
head i was like was it bear naked ladies
or smash
[Laughter]
i don't know mouths would be better i'm
pretty sure it was barenaked ladies
knowing my cousin and also my dad has a
dream that there will be a band called
and you're not which is
a-n-d-u-r-e-k-n-o-t
which is an actual kind of knot and he
was like if i ever had a band that would
be our name and our first album would be
we are and you're not
and i was like dad
that's terrible
like it's like a
today is 69 bottles so it does not roll
off the tongue it doesn't own this so
and i i think we've talked about this on
before on the show but something i
really love is like when you're getting
to know your female like main character
and love interest the way they describe
themselves versus the way men describe
them she's like i'm a super average five
seven 145 pounds with luscious kissable
lips and green eyes and deep breasts
because i was insecure about my a's so i
got a boob job but then i gained a
little weight so they look natural and
not fake and i'm really slender but i
have curves because i need to have
curves to be a woman and i'm like
there's so much happening in this
description
because it both sounds like you're
low-key turned on by yourself and like
you can't stand the sight of yourself
and you're like i'm just really average
there's nothing to write home about
except my luscious kissable lips and my
tits and my tits my d tits but i'm no
longer insecure since i got them and i'm
like i don't think
those are the keeper of your security
um like we should really talk about
that or and by we i mean you should talk
about that with your therapist but
you're just not on me which is not gonna
be me but also not gonna be anyone
because you are a character in a book
yeah
but i still feel like a therapist would
be really beneficial here but yeah so
she's like i have these like luscious
kissable lips and i'm like five seven
and have these fake boobs and so she's
asked to go out on tour last minute and
is blowing off her friends where she was
supposed to have this girl's weekend she
always kind of blows them off
and so she's like well we were actually
she's like we were swiss we were
supposed to go to the show
and then
y'all are asking me to do this like well
what concert were you going to go to and
she's like we were gonna go to the 69
bottle show and they're like plot twists
that's who we want you to go on tour
with so she's like okay well i guess
i'll just bail on my friends
but give them vip tickets to make it up
to them
and then her boss cammy is like and they
can use my private plane to fly to the
show so
uh
okay yeah this is kind of where the book
is starting
and so
we have
a hot pr rep who's 5'7 who's going on
tour with a bunch of dudes in a band
called 69 bottles that's the start of
this book
and then we start meeting everyone right
she like packs her bags and shows up and
when she shows up she's super like
pencil skirt and business attire and is
like looking
like a sexy secretary yes much more sexy
secretary that is harder to say sexy
secretary sexy sex i can do it really
can you say the word wolf
[ __ ] you
you know i can't
i do know and i intentionally chose a
book that didn't have it in the title
but we're gonna twist the knife anyway
probably every episode of this show
forevermore will have me at some point
going
[Laughter]
still no it's still wrong damn i got it
chelsea honey
[Laughter]
oh my god i can't stop laughing
wolf
there we go
nailed that one nailed that [ __ ] for a
book it's not even in you're welcome not
chasing addison claiming addison
so we we meet the band
she shows up she's like looking a little
straight-laced in her pencil skirt we
have kyle the band manager and she's
like he looks super familiar but i can't
place him she [ __ ] him she does not
[ __ ] tennis okay
um and then you meet some of the
security guys like i
i believe all of the security guys are
leroy beck
mills and rusty
sure yeah i can't you'll just hear their
names used very interchangeably and i
really don't give a [ __ ] about any of
them and then the band members that
we're gonna meet you have decks cause
there's always someone there's a dex or
a dax or an axe like or a diesel diesel
that was yes there's always someone
you're like this name is these all have
a similar energy to them
so there's dex
peacock no i think his name is eric no
there's mouse
he could also be the one named eric i
don't remember which one is eric why are
there why are they animal names well
mouse has a pretty high pitched voice
and loki sounds like mickey mouse when
he speaks so they just call him mouse
well that's the sexiest thing i've ever
heard
right i'm like thank god he's a rock
star in a band called 69 bottles or he'd
never get laid and so you have
dex peacock
[ __ ] mouse house
and talon
sure naturally yeah why wouldn't talon
be the lead singer of this man dex is
the drummer no one is surprised
um
i don't remember who peacock and mouse
are they are just kind of side
characters through all of this um
then dex keeps hitting on her and then
she's like my [ __ ] is crying for talon
but then she's also into the manager
kyle and it seems like she's most into
talon
and kyle just off the bat but
dex keeps hitting harder honestly all of
the dudes keep hitting on her like
it's very much one of those like every
time she walks in the room they all like
their jaws drop on the floor like
whatever she's wearing we'll get there
in a second but it's just you're like
okay
she's hot we get it how hot can she be
also i don't i'm just gonna say this now
she doesn't really do anything as the pr
rep she's just there
like she is just on tour with them
but like throughout this book i'm like
have you worked at all it sounds like
you cancelled one hotel reservation and
i really think that's all you did so
i mean to her credit she sits all of the
guys down when she first meets them and
it's kind of has this like
like live your life i get it you're rock
stars i'm not going to interfere but
like no cameras don't be a [ __ ] idiot
keep your noses clean it's kind of like
sure she's like a glorified babysitter
yeah she's like there will be hell to
pay if you don't because then i have to
clean up your mess and it's a lot easier
for me to clean up your mess if i know
it's coming and if there are no pictures
of it so i'm like
that's probably the one time she does
anything work related on this show
outside of that she's like
they're hot
and so am i ew she's like i'm hot but
average
i'm like i'm hot you're hot i'm mostly
average but i have big tits so
let's do it
so not quite that wording but i did once
have a guy say you're cute i'm cute
sometimes cute people do cute things
together
nope
plot twist it's not my husband i was
gonna say i really hope not because i'm
judging super hard right now
i could see my husband saying it
ironically ironically is one thing but
you did not say it in a way that made me
think that man was was being ironic
that's fair so all right um she meets
all the guys gives them this whole
speech and then like you just like in
her thoughts you're kind of casually
catching things where she's like
i haven't had sex with anyone for seven
years like she's been on a seven year
dry spell and then you just like know
like
you hear like dan had an accident and
you're like who's dan what's the
accident okay whatever i guess we'll
find out on this journey you couldn't
get laid for seven years or you just
didn't want to like what
well we'll learn okay the pieces will
come together so i don't i don't think
they will but i appreciate your
confidence you know they
this is one of those where i'm like
i don't really think a lot happened in
this book
like this book entirely takes place over
like five days and most of that time has
been [ __ ]
um i mean we'll get into it
we really will like there's so much
descriptions like we get it we get it oh
position change partner change
i'm spoilers multiple partners that's
where we're going with this so
um
addy addison addie red is one of her
nicknames because she has fire engine
red hair naturally yep um
she gets an email saying
or like finding out that her boss cammy
and
cammy's husband tristan michaels who
essentially is like a-list celebrity who
everyone is
obsessed with it sounds like essentially
cami's married to brad pitt sort of
energy
and she finds out they're coming to the
show but then she's like oh i don't have
vip passes for them and then kyle the
band manager is like well why don't you
just give them your vip passes and she's
like because i have to give them to my
friends and he's like why do your
friends need them and she's like because
we are going to come to the show and
then he's like oh so you're a fan of the
band and then it's this whole like
embarrassing thing that she's like i
don't want the guys to know i'm a fan of
them
why
i'm like i don't
i think they'd be like oh thanks
we're glad you're into our music if you
weren't it wouldn't make what we are
doing possible
but i'm like i don't know why you're
being weird about it whatever
so then kyle tells talon
like oh she
she can't give them the passes because
she needs the passes for her friends and
then like they're like teasing her about
being into the band
yeah
the look on your face is right
like that's just where we're at so it
was a big eye roll for those playing
along at home right so then the bus
breaks suddenly and they're standing yes
and then addison like falls onto talon
who catches her so they don't hit the
ground um
but then like they're kind of having a
moment and like talon is like my dick is
a little hard and then he looks over and
like kyle is seeing that like talon
saved addison from falling and then he's
like he's around i'm kind of aroused
watching them and so then he's like my
dick is twitching too is kind of the
energy that's happening so i just want a
timeout because in a lot of these books
there is mention of dick twitching and i
[Laughter]
i am not in possession of said appendage
and i really have a lot of questions
like is that legit like do dicks twitch
like i just i remember
mind you i read it probably 15 years ago
janice dickinson had written an
autobiography
and she kept talking about like what i
think whenever she fell to route she
just described it as her flower tingling
i'm like is that what it like is that
what we're saying like you're just
aroused like oh like my dick twitch
i don't know
we can bring my husband on and interview
him i'm not going to put him on the spot
and ask but i'm like that is like a
question i i'm definitely not gonna ask
yeah hannah i think it's great that
you're not just gonna like go up to my
husband and be like can i ask you about
your dick and how it twitches does it
twitch and if so
it like is it an exaggerated twitch like
is it a little wiggle like what's
happening down there are you just gonna
like make really intense eye contact
you're gonna be like blink if you're
doing twitch blink once for yes and
twice for now
like blowing on his eyes to see what
happens is that where we're gonna end up
here
no
that's not where we're gonna end up it
is not that's good so
yeah their dicks twitch when like
talon catches addison and you're like oh
okay so like the three of them are into
each other is the general energy um
so then the guys are getting ready for
soundcheck for their first show
and addison was like i'm gonna get ready
and like wear my clothes and like i'm
gonna wear what i was gonna wear to the
show anyway and so then like she's
wearing like
a [ __ ] like pleated mini skirt with
and like her
like a
she was going to wear a 69 bottle shirt
but then didn't because she didn't want
to like fangirl so she wore a nirvana
shirt but then like all of her arm
tattoos were on display and she was just
this really cool rock chick suddenly so
we had an aesthetic change yes she went
from secretary to like rock goddess with
all of these tattoos that they like
didn't realize were there before
and so
she walks out from like getting ready
and all the guys their jaws like drop on
the floor and like oh my god like we had
no idea she had all these two
tattoos and tattoos
[Laughter]
tatooine
she had all of these tattoos and like
how hot she is and all this and then
they're like
rusty security like you're gonna have a
guard on you all night we can't leave
you alone and she's like what the [ __ ]
like
i'm this is what i'm wearing and like i
don't need security i'm a grown-ass
woman and they're like not dressed like
that you need someone with you so like
like all of the guys are kind of like
we'd feel better if you didn't wear that
or changed like all of them were kind of
like that's a lot
which so i'm like okay what was she
wearing yeah because like if you have
like six guys all in there and be like
[ __ ] she's gonna need security with her
if she's dressed like that i'm like
maybe if all of them are saying that we
think about our outfit choices
but also like
siri like okay
well i'm like i mean like what was the
thing i was like was she not wearing a
bikini yeah i was like was she wearing
crotchless panties
under her mini skirt and like lifted it
for everyone she's like hey guys i'm
here what do you think of my outfit
right um so like maybe that was it i
really have no [ __ ] clue
um but they're like rusty's gonna like
stay with you all night and
so
then talon like kind of comes back and
he's like no like it really would mean a
lot if you like stayed with a bodyguard
we just like want you to be safe um so
then she goes to sound check and then
like it goes out and then
she's like rusty went into the shadows
so i could feel like i was alone i was
like it's sound check no one is there
you're fine girl
you're the pr rep shouldn't you know
this
yeah there's a lot that i'm like
so we lived in like my husband and i
lived in nashville together and
separately for several years and it like
when you just know a lot of people in
the music industry it's really funny to
read books that i'm like yeah i don't
you've never been with a band have you
like have you ever been to a concert
like that's how it feels sometimes
like
the
amount of money that they're putting
into the tour in this book sounds like
it's akin to like justin bieber level
concert
but then
there are moments where you're saying
like oh like well they're not that big
and they still have room to grow or
they're like it's a smaller venue like
it's not an arena it just holds 17 000
people and i'm like what would you call
that space an amphitheater is that the
other option
um
but yes all of these are just side
thoughts that i had reading the book so
as sound check is starting
um
they start practicing and it's her
favorite song that's not actually in
their lineup it's not actually in their
set list
but it's one of their favorite warm-up
songs so like she starts dancing to it
it's called like
your eyes or my eyes or something about
eyes eyes that's in the title that's
really the important part honestly i was
like i could go back and look i just
don't care enough to do so
i'm not invested enough to do that it
does not enhance this plot to know if
it's your eyes or my eyes we'll just
call it eyes is the name of this book
for all i care
and so
i starts playing and like town is like
making eye contact with her and it's
like super sultry and sensual and then
kyle asks her to dance
and
then like
talons looks at them become more intense
because he's into them together and so
because his dick is twitching
yeah and it literally says talon
smolders
um so like his dick is twitching and
he's just giving them this smoldering
look and so they're like addison like
looks at kyle and she's like it's like
is something going on between y'all
and he's like no like we've never
like we
are both into women we've like maybe
shared before but like this isn't like
there's nothing between us and then for
some reason that i just don't really get
like addison just like gets insecure and
takes off
he's like okay bye and like
just has this moment where she's like
well if that's what they think then they
must think this about me i'm gone and
you're like i don't even understand how
we got here she can't handle the smolder
the smolder and the dick twitching
too much too much dick twitching was
happening
so then talon goes to check on her
on the bus and then
as he's like nearing the bus he hears
her like shout and then he like runs on
to the bus to make sure she's fine and
she burned herself making mac and cheese
but then he's like i love mac and cheese
that's my favorite food i'm like this is
not a sign that y'all should be together
but you are
taking it as the universe being like
reaching we both love mac and cheese
like that sounds like a reason people
let's get married yeah that sounds like
a reason people get together and like
are you the one like or love is blind
yes yeah like he loves mac and cheese i
love mac and cheese
obviously this was the way it was going
to play out meant to be
right
so she makes the mac and cheese talon
checks on her she seems to be fine
whatever this is as much plot as is
happening really nothing is going on but
then talon leaves and
as she's stirring her mac and cheese she
finally places kyle and she realizes why
he looks familiar so she goes to
confront him about it and what we learn
is that kyle is dead dan's brother uh oh
right who's dan
yeah
like they still haven't explained that
at this point who's dan dan hashtag
who's dan
it's not it's not to be a conspiracy
conspiracy theory you're going to get
the answer pretty quickly okay um
dan is addison's dead fiance oh my stars
so that's why she hasn't [ __ ] anybody
first yes they were together for three
years and he died the week before their
wedding ouch and he died in like
like they got into a fight and they like
hung up and like didn't like say i love
you didn't clear the air at all and hung
up and he never made it home that night
and so just like one of those were
truly a shitty situation yeah
and she's never fully recovered from it
but it's also like
i don't know her flower tingling as i
will call it she's like no man's made my
flower tingle since dan died but then
she's like talking in the future she's
like i don't know she's like well like i
got with dan when i was so young i don't
know if it was just more comfortable
or if he was like really so i'm like
okay so you're still grieving him but
you're also realizing maybe your
conceptualization of your relationship
at a young age wasn't right what you
thought maybe you were romanticizing the
dead partner and making it
yes great way to word that great summary
um but then kyle like she like goes up
to kyle and she's like you're dead dance
brother i play [ __ ]
and he's like
yes i am
um i and then she's like did you know
who i was and he's like not until you
showed up and you're like i'm your new
pr rep he's like and then i recognize
you from a photo that my mom still has
on their fireplace
ouch yes but then kyle's like you need
to keep us separate in your heads
because i'm not my brother
so that's where we're at and we do learn
that um
kyle and dan were never that close their
father had died
and when their father died dan like went
to law school and was like
getting his [ __ ] together and kyle was
just like using drugs and partying so
like he wasn't around when dan and
addison were dating they'd never met
before
okay
which i'm like three years is a long
time it's a really long time i'm just
saying
um
also at some point in this i truly don't
remember where we meet the only other
girl who's on this tour it's kyle's
assistant kate
and she's kind of awkward and homely and
average i guess what we're saying is
she's not addison so the dudes don't
give a [ __ ]
and
but then like because she's kind of
standoffish then like addison's like is
she like socially awkward or is she just
jealous because now i have the attention
of all the guys on this tour but like
kate's just kind of there and
incompetent and not really doing her job
much at all um so then the concert
starts her best like addison's best
friends are there they got her vip
tickets somewhere they got cami and
tristan michael's vip tickets so they
joined the party as well so like she's
saying hi to all of them and like she's
like oh [ __ ] my boss is seeing all of my
tattoos on display for the first time
okay whatever
she works with rock bands like i think
you're gonna be fine yeah well and then
her boss is like i have wings tattooed
too
and so then they're just like comparing
tattoos and in my head i'm not gonna lie
like y'all can't see us i have a decent
amount of tattoos hannah has a decent
amount of tattoos and yet reading this
book with all of the tattoos they have i
didn't assume many were good
you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah i'm
like you can be covered in tattoos but
being covered in tattoos and being
covered in good tattoos very different
and some we've learned that the hard way
i have cover-ups i also have a couple of
covers
you know
i can own that tattoo i got on a whim at
19 the day my boyfriend broke up with me
and i had cash burning a hole in my
pocket yup like you know it's okay that
one's covered now i had a break breakup
tattoo but it was when i was 24 so i
feel like i should have known better but
that one's also been covered up
i don't know about that one i'll have to
ask about that one later you don't need
to tell that story to everyone listening
but i do want to know
okay so
the concert starts they're all hanging
out then as after um
the opening act finishes addy or addison
is backstage and then the guy's like we
want good luck kisses so like dex throws
like this like sloppy open mouth kiss on
her peacock and mouse give her these
like cute like pecks on the cheek before
they go out on stage
and then kyle has like kind of like
wrapped his arms around her and it's
just like kind of holding her from
behind and then talon comes up and
kisses her but then like
she feels kyle's lips on her neck a
smudge oh my god and then like she's
like i felt resurrection
she didn't say she didn't switch right
she did not clarify if it twitched i can
i can ask zoe derrick the author like so
in this scene
was kyle's dick twitching
isn't it was it just fully wrecked in
there was it yeah was it just pressing
and erect
so
yeah they all get their kisses and then
kyle had said to talon he was like hey
you should add
eyes whatever the name of the song is to
the set because
it is addison's favorite song and so
then talon surprises her and had added
it and like performs it then like takes
his smolder for her and like puts it on
the audience and everyone is like oh my
god like he's so dreamy so it's a whole
thing right
um then the show ends and there's
pandemonium backstage there's everyone
who has the vip tickets there's just
like a bunch of groupies and
she addison has her friends
sam
and
i don't remember the other one it
doesn't matter jess i think i'm i could
be wrong we'll go with sam and jessica
and jess is literally what we'll go with
that feels very acceptable
um yeah so like sam and jess are
backstage and like dex and peacock take
an interest in them
um and then they all go out to a club
but like there's like dudes not dudes
there's girls all over kyle and talon
and so she's like okay maybe i'm like
misreading this whatever
they can go have fun and she's like i'm
gonna leave and like go back early
and then her friend wants to talk to her
about dex and she's like hey here's the
thing she's like
dex will [ __ ] you and then he will leave
you and there will be nothing there he
will be sleeping with another girl on
tour tomorrow night so
you're a grown ass woman and if you want
to sleep with them you can sleep with
them yeah but like you need to know what
you're walking into and if you do sleep
with them i never want to hear about it
like i'm not in this i'm not a part of
it this is my warning and then jax is
standing there and he's like she's right
you probably shouldn't sleep with me and
i will be sleeping with other people
tomorrow night and then she's like okay
i'm gonna do it anyway so like addison's
like all right i'm out and just like
goes back good for her yeah she's like
i set clear expectations i'm out so she
goes back and falls asleep
um
then the next morning on the bus
like everyone's just super awkward and
like
like the guys are kind of like did we
misstep and like it just kind of feels
like a drunk morning after but like she
didn't hook up with anyone right i think
they just like don't know what to do and
then like well we were into her but we
aren't together and so
just kind of all of those feelings and
things and then they are in vegas for
the next leg of their tour and so the
way all of the room assignments work i
guess peacock and decks historically
share and she had her own room
but
talon normally gets like the largest
suite like he gets the presidential
suite or whatever and there's two to
three bedrooms and so
he was like hey
excuse me
he's like hey
there's three bedrooms in this suite do
you just want to stay in one of the
bedrooms in in my suite and then
peacock and dex can have their own rooms
she's like yeah sure and of course kyle
is staying in the other bedroom and
they'll sleep naturally
um
and so then
this like they get to the show the good
night like the good luck kisses before
the show are still a thing so my guy's
like i'll give her a kiss and like just
like the night before like
talon and kyle kind of like tag team
this kiss but like it's like gone a
little bit further than the night before
kind of energy right
so then
the after party was also the same as the
night before like they get there there's
girls all over them and she's like yeah
okay
i'm i don't know if i'm misreading this
but i'm not gonna like spend all of this
time and effort with dudes who
are wanting to spend time with other
girls so she decides she's just like
gonna go on a walk she like goes back to
the room takes her makeup off gets some
comfy clothes and she's like i'm gonna
go see the fountains i'm in vegas like
i'm just gonna have fun so when she gets
back she gets off the elevator
she's on their floor she like hears
people shouting and talon is losing his
[ __ ] because they don't know where she
is
okay right it's like one of those where
like she goes on a walk and then comes
back and he's freaking out and like and
he's like you guys need to find her like
everything stops until she's found and
blah blah blah and she wakes up and
she's like i'm a grown ups woman if i
want to go on a walk i'm going to go on
a walk and i don't need your permission
and i'm right here simmer down yes like
she's like sorry i left my phone in my
room like it's not the end of the world
also who are you to come at me like this
and so she's like i'm just gonna go to
bed so she goes into their suite dex is
in their suite like in the
living room area
having a three-way with two women good
for him right as as is as is dex's
energy throughout this entire book at
least he's consistent in his in his
storyline we can appreciate it right
so then she like walks in sees dex
[ __ ] these girls and then sees a
bunch of other girls there that are
clearly there for talent and then she's
like
what the hell even more so like why is
he freaking out and so she like gets
really upset starts crying goes into her
room it cuts to like talon's point of
view
and the girls start like making fun of
like like talking about addison
and while they're like trying to seduce
him and he's drunk and he's like no i
want you gone like i don't want you here
and they're like okay then like keep
going and he finally calls security to
remove these girls from
his sweet so much drama
right
it really
it really is there's so much drama but
no plot but no plot and like no real con
amazing i really feel like any
conversations are happening
so the next morning
addison wakes up and she has a migraine
and like
a migraine in that way that you're like
oh these are relatively common for her
like she like has the specific
medication she needs
but because by the time she woke up
where she realized she's like the meds
aren't really going to touch this so
this is just one of those days that like
i'm out i'm down for the count no lights
on i'm not getting out of bed and then
talon comes into her room wanting to
talk and clear the air and like feels
bad and like messing with her and thinks
she's just like being standoffish
because
he
was an idiot the night before and so he
like turns on the lights and then she
like runs to the bathroom puking right
and then he's like oh [ __ ] i'm so sorry
and so he's like okay like you need to
rest the rest of day and like he like
gets her some meds and gets her a juice
and like tries his best to take care of
her but then she's like
i know i'm really sick but the band
still needs their good night good luck
kisses before they go out on
stage priorities man
exactly hers are correct obviously yes
so
like kyle like helps her dress and is
having to like hold her up because she's
weak through all of this
and
whatever i was i'm like girl just stay
in bed what and she's like no like they
need their like good luck kisses and
it's our tradition i was like it's the
third night of tour get the [ __ ] over
yourself you've done it two times i
don't think that counts as a tradition
it's a 12-week tour and this is night
three
it's okay if you have a migraine but
kyle is like holding her up more because
she's so weak from the migraine and then
like when talon leans in to kiss her she
realizes that kyle has moved his hand
and is like rubbing talon's erection
before he goes on stage nice
yes
um so then after the kisses are done
kyle's like no you aren't staying for
the rest of the show you need to get
back in bed and rest i was like why
wasn't she resting this entire time a
rock show is not a place for a person
with a migraine for the
record well she's a pr rep
she knows what she's doing hannah well
and obviously she's absolutely vital so
she's adding so much to the tour right
now she must be there right so kyle
takes
addison back she falls asleep and then
talon after the show doesn't go out
partying he comes up and wants to check
on her and then
kyle and talon have this heart to heart
of being like
when i think about her like it always
includes you
i've never thought of you like this
before but like seeing like how into her
you are gets me really excited and
aroused makes my dick twitch
i don't know if that's the exact wording
but that's what we're going with
and so
then talon's like no i feel the same way
and then kyle's like well then stop
hurting her
oh for and [ __ ] sake
right and like calls out on this like
double standard but i'm almost like it's
a it was the second night of tour i feel
like we're getting ahead of ourselves
here
yeah and towns like we weren't together
which i'm like talon's came to write he
has a point like was he leading her
along and then
was like gonna play it when it was
convenient for him sure fine whatever
um
so kyle and talon essentially this
conversation that they're both into her
they're not gonna ask her to choose
they wanna see where it goes
and are open to that with each other as
well so the next morning addison wakes
up her migraine is gone
she's sandwiched and spooned between two
men
um
they start making out sex stuff starts
like literally
here are my notes for this section y'all
oh kissing and grinding starts goes
between both kyle fingers addison talon
goes down on her she comes three-way
kiss addison sandwich between them
addison gives double [ __ ] while guys
kiss kyle goes down on addison talon
gets condoms kyle boning addison while
she gives talon a [ __ ] talon railing
out addison
then lifts her on to kyle to 69.
um
it was a lot
i just like it the scene kept going
i was like
we really committed to this there is
stamina present there's a lot of stamina
the sex finishes and then addison's like
well
i guess it's time to corral all the guys
for bus call
so
then they're like and priorities
priorities right then they're like we'll
all talk about this while we're on the
bus and like figure out what we're doing
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[Music]
there's like no plot to this book
i'm like i'm really i think i'm trying
to make a plot as i'm telling you guys
feel that way like you're trying to
build intrigue but there is
none
like it's just like okay
okay so like the most thing that is like
sort of intriguing is that she is
[ __ ] her dead fiance's brother with
another dude
they really normalize that in this book
i would oh no i can't say that never
mind
i don't know where you're going
to look on your face when you're like i
should shut up
was fantastic
so
they make it to phoenix good for them um
they're staying in phoenix for several
days of this tour cami and tristan
michaels live in phoenix you know
there's going to be a dinner party at
their house obviously um that that the
band has been invited to we don't
actually get to that in this book it
continues in the series i don't know if
i will be continuing in the series
though so you all might have to discover
what happens at the dinner party
on your own um
because quite literally my notes say
make it to phoenix hand jobs and facials
and talons dressing room and by facials
we mean like a pearl necklace
yes yes we do not mean like a face mask
this is not a spa treat yeah there's no
cucumbers on the eyes
i mean there might be but not in the way
you're thinking
i'm so sorry i'm really
i'm so sorry
also before they made it to phoenix
while they were all on the bus um
addison
tells taryn not taryn his name is talon
sure
of course how did i get that one wrong
addison tells talon all about dead dan
so i have a question hold on is he
referred to as dead dan in the book are
you just doing that i think maybe one
i think if anything i really took it and
ran with it
dead dan so she tells talon all about
dead dan so now he understands why like
she hadn't slept with anyone for seven
years and her flower finally started
tingling again
when she met talon and kyle so we are
also supposed to believe she has not
been attracted like sexually attracted
anyone or aroused in seven years okay
i have questions
and i will not be getting answers
i honestly don't know if i even care to
get it i have a lot of questions and i
don't give a [ __ ] about the answers no
we're not invested enough to do any sort
of speculation about it right so talon
and at the phoenix show brings addison
out on stage to serenade her during the
eyes song awkward i would hate that well
then she starts singing along and he's
like oh i'm gonna put the mic between us
so then she starts singing and like
starts getting into it then realizes he
has stopped singing and then everyone's
losing their [ __ ] because she has
started singing
no
and
so then she like gets embarrassed and
then
it is what it is like after this song
she leaves the show but kami and tristan
michaels because they live in phoenix
decided to come to this show as well and
see her so then her boss is like we need
to talk and she's like oh [ __ ] i'm about
to get fired because it's clear that i'm
like
[ __ ] the [ __ ] the band [ __ ] the
band and i'm on stage singing with them
when i'm in their pr rep and then cami's
like
i want to sign you as an artist like
it's also a pr company like i don't
they're not a label there's a lot of
stuff here that i'm like she's not an
artist she came out to sing
one duet with an established band she
does not have any songs
right what is she supposed to be signing
this does not feel like a great
investment on my
end but i'm not cammy so live your life
and then after the show talon keeps
addison on his lap the whole time so
like the groupies are not
coming over and trying to [ __ ] him as
much i don't know
on the drive to the after party they're
in the car in the back seat you have
kyle and then addison sandwich then
talon on the other and you have security
in the front kyle's like i'm gonna
i'm gonna finger addison and like he
like whispers in her ear he's like you
need to be quiet
like don't let them know what's
happening up front and so then like she
comes on his fingers and then he puts
his fingers in talon's mouth in the
backseat and i'm like
i really feel like they can see that
like i mean just because we're not
making a ton of noise doesn't mean
they're blind right
there is a rear view mirror i would
imagine well and they're also like
talon only really claims addison
publicly he'll like squeeze kyle's hand
in passing but like they're like not
together publicly and like that feels
like a very
loud statement
maybe that's just me
but yes so i'm like okay so this is just
casually happening with security sitting
like also they described it like a sedan
they did not describe this like a limo
with barrier walls like it it seemed
like there was less than three feet
separating them from the front row
yikes um
so my next notes on this show just
literally or on the book literally just
say honestly just so much sex they like
they drive to the after party he fingers
her in the car they get back to the
hotel
lots of positions everyone got at least
one orgasm
good for them and honestly even the next
chapter starts and it's like
kyle got an orgasm like kyle finished as
well i just didn't give you the details
or something like so you felt like your
scene was long-winded
is that what i'm reading that even you
were like i don't want to write it as an
afterthought
kyle also came yes they're like oh
chapter 43
yeah i guess kyle finished too in case
you were worried about it kyle finished
right but because kyle didn't have that
scene they felt bad so the next morning
when addison gets up and she's like i
need to shower
wait is that when that happens it
doesn't matter it
[Laughter]
i mean
so she gets up the next morning and then
like kyle joins her in the shower
there's more sex had in the shower and
then when she gets out of the shower she
opens her computer and like picks up her
phone and it is blowing up and so she's
like what the [ __ ] happened
what went sideways everyone needs to get
into here now so
security starts grabbing all of the band
guys from their hotel rooms and dragging
them in
and
dex essentially this is also like the 75
of the way through the book that's where
we're at right now
the 75
and this is our plot um so they'll all
come in then dex is like
big grammys i couldn't even grab
clothing so i guess you want me naked
here like just kind of being a pompous
ass and i get them a towel what the [ __ ]
this is also like 75 might be the first
time addison starts doing any pr work
well she was busy she had a lot of
penises to deal with
sorry my makeshift footstool that is an
empty
liquor box just
made a bumpy sound
my bad um
so she pulls the band in like reams all
of them like this is why i said no
phones and like and no cameras and then
they're like are all the girls still in
the room don't let them leave and like
well like what happened though so
someone released photos of dex like
naked in bed surrounded by several girls
with like drugs and alcohol sure in the
background and we're all shocked by that
because he's a rock star
i was dumbfounded i did not see this
plot twist coming
so
she like lays into all of them dex is
like appropriately remorseful
and
then
they're like all right dex you go sleep
this off there's nothing else for you to
do honestly our best option is probably
going to be not responding or doing
anything so addison really doesn't do
anything because through this whole
scandal she's like it'll add to his
intrigue because he's a rock star so i'm
not going to release a pr statement like
what the [ __ ] are you doing outside of
[ __ ] the band and the manager nothing
no she's singing and singing right
so
then when addison's like all right bring
all the girls in here and in while
they're waiting she starts opening up
all of the news articles and like texts
she got and she's like oh i feel kind of
bad something like 20 of that was about
dex the other 80 was the video of me
and talon singing together went viral
oh my stars so yes most of it was
actually about her and talon
and them like wanting her to be an
artist
and like everyone was losing their [ __ ]
over like someone like had recorded the
full song
at the show
so then she like doesn't want to like
tell the guys this yet
um
why who cares
right
yeah so then they bring in the girl who
sold the pictures
they grabbed her from his room because
they found the pictures on her phone and
then addison's like yeah
i bet whoever you sold them to she's
like i bet they asked you for 500 like
or they paid you 500 and i told her they
turned around and sold these for fifty
thousand dollars and they're like what i
could have made more money on these
pictures
and then the girl was like yeah she just
asked me for proof that i [ __ ] decks
and to send pictures of it and then
they're like okay what did the girl look
like
what was it the assistant yes oh my
stars so as they're describing it you're
like that's the dumpy
assistant
and so then the dumpy assistant gets
brought in and then you learn she really
only made ten thousand dollars
off of these photos um but then kate is
like i had to do it to dex because jax
is the reason my sister tried to kill
herself and i was like where did this
come from we know nothing about this
sister this is not anything that's been
going on in the book and then she's like
i needed the money for her hospital
bills
to save her
okay um
and yeah no
that pause is the right response so then
like addison is like why don't you and
dex go talk about this and then kate's
like i don't want to [ __ ] talk to him
and addison's like well you sure pulled
a big stunt to get his attention did you
think maybe you could just ask him for
help
let's go talk
so jax and kate go off to have this
conversation
and then talon is like telling ducks
like you oh like add an apology because
now she's the one who has to clean up
your mess and addison's like it is just
my job and i'm almost like and she
hasn't done anything except
although in fairness it's been what like
four days so
is there a lot to do in four days
you know you write you write but she
does tell talon and kyle she's like well
and honestly don't even worry because
dexa scandal has already been buried
because of
mine and then the guy's like wait what
and then she tells kyle and talon that
cami wants to sign her
and then talon's like you're gonna sing
with me at every concert and she's like
i don't know if i want to do that
and then like he plucks her nipple while
kyle puts his hand and her pants and
fingers are like what about now will you
say yes to seeing every concert now
and then
after enough
plucking of the news i guess
i don't know they're like oh she's like
yes i'll do it and
so then they all have more sex sure and
then they all go get tattoos that's on
brand um
and then kyle is like hey i need a new
personal assistant so why don't you be
my assistant i already told them i had
someone for the job i'm like okay so now
she's the pr rep who was like so vital
for this tour and the only person who
could do it well yeah the good luck
kisses and the good luck kisses um
so she's now the pr rep
the singer
and the manager's assistant i hope that
she negotiated for a lot more money she
really
is well i think she might just take
getting real this payment i think that
might be what's happening here good for
her i can respect that hustle well and
something else that i said like they're
at the tattoo shop and she's getting
into tattoo on her ribs and the wait
what's the tattoo
intricate
like filament and
and stars
under her boob on the left side and then
she was like i want to get the right
side done too so like do you want to be
any different and she's like i want
hearts instead of stars but i want them
to be fire hearts and i'm like
these tattoos
don't sound
good that's the worst thing i've ever
heard and for the record my ribs are
done completely like i have a wraparound
front tattoo that comes up onto my
sternum
that is not something that you're like
oh i also would like to do the other
side like that's just not how tattooing
works does this author have any tattoos
well
because two of the band members went to
the shop the shop was like hey if anyone
else wants more tattoos and your band
will shut down our shop for tonight and
do a private tattooing with all of our
artists for y'all okay so then she got
the first tattoo done and it took like
two hours and then they were like well
the other guys have some time to go so
do you just want to get your other side
done too
it's also
just not how it works though
no well and i also just want to say then
they were talking about her like back
tattoo and they're like how many hours
was your back piece and she said 62
hours i'm sorry what
i have so many questions do you have
your back down hannah no okay i have my
back not my entire back i have
from like my left shoulder blade onto
the back of my right bicep okay is kind
of done it's a world map made of flowers
is what i have okay and
i think total
for
most of my upper back to be tattooed i
sat for
eight hours
yeah and so when she was like my back i
sat for 62 hours i'm like what the [ __ ]
back piece do you have i mean straight
up so my left arm like my whole left
bicep like all wrap around is done my
left forearm is done
my right arm bicep and tricep are done i
have all my
front and back and my forearm of my left
arm done
both of my
thighs are done my right shin is done my
foot is done my ribs my sternum all done
and that probably wasn't 62 hours
like that probably wasn't 62 hours
for real i mean i was looking at these
numbers and i was like these numbers
where
what
a tattoo artist did you consult with
where was it someone's first day of
their apprenticeship and you're like how
long does does this average back beast
take and they were like at least 60
hours because i'm like what was
happening in that back piece yes because
like legit i'm including the the
originals and the cover-ups i have two
cover-ups
what the [ __ ]
no that's fair if i include my cover-ups
i think i'm
with all of my tattoos i am like my
thigh my back my left arm all of my
smaller like all of my tattoos i'm
looking at probably less
than 40 hours
yeah like i'd say like maybe like
i haven't added up
the hours but i would say somewhere
between 30 and 50 hours for all of my
tattoos i was just thinking that
including definitely less than 50 for me
oh yeah probably 50 is like 50 is very
generous and i'm like that's all of them
like how your back isn't even that big
if you are five seven and 145 pounds
to be slender yeah curvy
because okay
okay so that's where we're at they went
and got tattoos she gets intricate
tattoos under her boobs which in like
whenever the guys like want to hug her
she's like ow
because she can't lift your arms and to
be fair if you've ever had your yeah if
you've ever had your ribs tattooed it is
a [ __ ] unpleasant yeah i mean i have so
my whole front like i said wrap around
is done up onto my sternum and even that
like on my ribs on the sides i was like
that is not my favorite sensation like
that's not pleasant but i was okay until
they got to my sternum and then i was
like i have made a mistake and i want to
die like when they got up onto my
sternum i was like
nope
no no no i had been thinking of more of
like a sternum
rib breast piece more recently yeah no
you're making me rethink that i would
not recommend i have never
never in all the tattoos that i have had
been like
i need this to stop
like i will just have an unfinished
tattoo
like legitimately never until she got up
onto my sternum and then i was like
just one big fat tear
ruled out my eye and i was like i
will die here
it was so bad and my best friend was
with me and she was like
do you want some chocolate
i was like no chandler i don't want any
[ __ ] chocolate i want this to end
like chocolate won't make this end
faster no i did eat the chocolate
but as you should i would be
disappointed if the story turned uh if
you were like
you're like [ __ ] you and [ __ ] your
chocolate i'm like no you should still
eat the chocolate i i did but it didn't
make it better
you know that happens yeah so
all right back to
claiming claiming addison so what did
the other two guys get
um well so talon didn't get any tattoos
why didn't he he had a reason because
he's a little [ __ ] honestly that feels
true to my soul i know it's not what she
he had a reason
or i
oh he would get sick
whenever he would get tattooed so he's a
little [ __ ] yeah so he's a little [ __ ]
essentially
and then kyle got two heart not two
hearts he got two stars tattooed
it sounded like the tattoos that were
like really popular in like the 2000s
like the
five-point star
solid black shading on half this like
those
where
i think they were on his left
chest and he does have a tattoo that
said daniel that she saw in all of his
tattoos before i mean i understand that
that's not relevant but that is actually
i learned the five-pointed star is like
a russian prison tattoo that somehow
became popular in the early odds which
given the current climate
we may want to avoid
yeah let's let's not get russian
paraphernalia yeah tattoos um
well and that's the thing she's like oh
i didn't ask him what the tattoos meant
i figured he'd tell me if he wanted it
because one of the tattoos it was black
and red and the other one was black and
blue
ink so i'm like oh i bet it's for talent
and addie
who wants to make
assumptions like that all of us i'm like
cool
cool we already often leap to
conclusions this is not one of those
times just like addison left to
conclusions early on in this book
like but she should not have
we had ground we had we had better
reasons so she gets her fire hearts
tattooed under one boob and the stars
tattooed under another and just like the
way they were described i was like there
is no way that i'm imagining these
tattoos that they are cool tattoos no
so
whatever [ __ ] it they go and get tattoos
and then talon's like i wrote a song
and she's like oh and then he's like i
want to add it to our set list and i
wrote it as a duet and i want you to
sing it with me
and
since she's like oh well i already
committed to singing i don't know maybe
you played me the song but like it's
just kind of this like
like man once again she went from just
being the pr rep who already wasn't like
does she have time as the pr rep who's
not doing dick to
i mean she is doing
dick you're right the twitching dick
because she's doing
she's doing some
like
oh my gosh just this entire book i can't
um
so whatever i honestly don't remember
the conversation he's like i wrote this
new song she's like i want to hear it
okay
and then while she's working talon and
kyle go out and like buy her a whole new
wardrobe and they're like you're gonna
be on stage every night like you need
new clothes
and then she like loses her [ __ ] on them
and like runs into her room and then
talon comes in and like talks to her
about it and she just felt like it was
like
encroaching on her independence
and then talon tells her
he's a musician because of his childhood
where
i don't really remember what happened
but zoe is really trying hard for plot
well out of very like she realized she
didn't have any and then was like let me
but here's the thing they're still not
really plot
because much like j.s scott's books
where you're like the confrontation is
like wrapped up very very quickly almost
in a way that ends with sex and ends
with with sex yes it's like she loses
your [ __ ] then town like tells her about
his childhood trauma that essentially
led to him and i think his mom being i
think his dad beat him him and his mom
were homeless he learned to play guitar
so he was like a homeless busker child
i think
okay
yes
or
what's the other word what does that
have to do with the clothes
how he shows love i guess okay so we're
getting into the five love languages at
the end of this book
um the five languages are like
heteronormative nonsense like they don't
make any
sense if you really think about it
i know a lot of therapists are super
into it but i
am not here's the thing much like a lot
of like five love languages enneagram
mbti like
really any of those things i'm like yeah
they can serve a purpose and be helpful
but like let's not base our entire
worlds around this it's also like
halfway a horoscope like don't at me but
like that's halfway a horoscope
okay so talon was a homeless busker
child
i honestly don't remember i think him
and addison have a
resolution
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something
they probably orgasm and then they come
out and kyle's like
oh is everything resolved and then he
tells them that when they're in new york
they'll be staying a little bit longer
and having to rework their tour because
they're going to be recording
a duet version of the eyes song
um which is now number one on the
billboards oh my star but it's number
one on the billboards but then
everyone's like upset because there's
not a duet version on the billboards
and then like the last few minutes of
the book are kyle being like it's kyle's
point of view and they're like
i told them the good news about
recording um i didn't tell them the bad
news i got today
and that's the end of the book that's
the you just tell me the bad news no
because i didn't download the second
book
because i was like i don't think i give
a [ __ ] enough to learn about the bad
news i was like i feel like with the way
this book is going
the bad news could be that they like
are sending another person out to be his
assistant or the bad news could be
he stubbed his toe that morning right i
mean it legit at this point could be
that she's pregnant and she doesn't know
yet or something it could be his dick
twitch the wrong way against his zipper
and now he has
he's out of commission yeah out of
commission is better than now he has a
swoop
but yeah um
so how are we rating this should it be
out of weird russian prison stars i was
gonna go out of out of 69 bottles yes
yes out of 69 bottles i would give this
book
so that's roughly let's round that to 70
bottles right okay to make the math
easier that we're not going to do anyway
no one is going to be up here i don't
know out of 69 or 70 bottles i'm going
to say like
30 half-filled bottles so 15.
why are you being weird
because i didn't want to be that much of
an [ __ ]
sorry like 100 just nordica
so it's like 30 bottles but all of those
bottles had someone remove the lids spit
in the top of them and then reseal them
no it's like it's like 30 bottles that
were in some rich person's house and
their kid drank half and refilled them
with water
yes
yes that
that is our metric that is our final
rating
thank you for going on that journey with
us
if you just want
like
some
male male female sex scenes
this is a good book for that sure um
because really there's not much else in
the book outside of those scenes like
it's one of those really like oh cool
like the chapter ended the next chapter
starts we're still there we're still in
this
oh they there was a position change
okay bless you hannah
thank you yes so um that was the most
masculine sneeze i've ever had it
definitely wasn't my husband sneezing in
the other room that i attributed to
hannah it was definitely just hannah's
sneaky thing yep yep so it's allergy
season it is allergy season
we're gonna go 30 out of 69 bottles that
had been consumed by a teenager
and then refilled so their parents
wouldn't know yep topped up with water
that's the best we can offer for this we
really appreciate you guys hanging in
there for that one we'll see about other
books and if they're better in the
future in this series because we might
want to find out the bad news spoiler
also someone else wanted to find out the
bad news and then tell us
we wouldn't stop you and we would not be
upset about the spoilers i may download
the second book and just read the first
chapter just so i can know and let you
know but well yeah i read this like the
synopsis for the second book it looks
like someone may attack addison on tour
like they were like is she safe
so who knows this may turn into a mafia
romance as well who can say love that
journey for us right do we i don't love
this journey um i might circle back this
journey at some point when i get
desperate and don't have other things to
read
um i
wanted to like this book i tried i
really tried to like this book i tried
to give it a plot
you did you worked really hard i gave
that book way more plot than it had so
you're welcome thank you all right y'all
have a good evening thank you for
hanging out with us today we're sorry
that this is this is the book see you
next time guys bye
next week on smut club in my head dwayne
the rock johnson
will be playing the scorpion in this
entire book this is not that but i do
think that imagining dwayne will be
helpful
and just a brief shout out dwayne if
you're listening hit me up
so
when we love you my husband and i put
you on our family holiday christmas card
yeah you did so like yeah yeah hit us up
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