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hello all you beautiful people

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you know what time it is

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ladies and gents

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guys and dolls and everyone in between

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gather round

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get you something real nice to sip on

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and comfy to slip on

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because it's time

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for smut club

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here's your hosts chelsea and hannah

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hello everyone welcome to smut club

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where the first rule is we talk about

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smut i'm hannah

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i'm chelsea

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what's our second rule are there other

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rules i don't know

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no i just made that up sort of first

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rule we talk about like it's like the

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opposite of fight club

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like

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what are our rules

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we talk about smud and we drink while we

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do it i also i think i've been watching

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in kanto too much recently because i'm

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like i'm like we don't talk about smut

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club

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we don't talk about bruno no no no

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fun fact i've never seen it but i have

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seen the memes so i know that it's bruno

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no no no it's a really pure

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movie plus i love stephanie beatrice who

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like did you watch brooklyn nine-nine

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and so like

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watching her on tick tock like singing

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and like dancing with the songs i'm like

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i love you more so i would like i would

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recommend it if you haven't watched it

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it's also a great therapy resource noted

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yes and as you are a therapist like me

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we're always looking for therapy

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resources yes everything is in relation

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therapy resources you know it's not a

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the book you're about to review i mean

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it's probably not but reading a bunch of

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smut feels therapeutic on certain days

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so it is sort of yeah yeah well all

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right so the book we are reviewing today

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is claiming addison by zoe derrick this

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is the first book in the 69 bottles

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series if you if i was afraid the name

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wouldn't be on the nose and you wouldn't

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have any idea what was going to happen

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yes so addison is our main character i'm

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sure we were surprised also i'm just

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gonna completely readily own

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the entire time i read this book i was

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like is it claiming addison or chasing

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addison it's claiming addison at least

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once on this episode i'm probably going

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to call it chasing addison and i think

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we all understand what i meant and we

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don't need to correct me on this well

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when you told me you were reviewing

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claiming addison i was like haunting

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adeline that's different

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but yes that is the exact energy where

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like every time i name this book i'm

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like is this a book i've read a thousand

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times before or is it not um and

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we're starting with our review today

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okay so we start with addison addison is

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pr rep

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and she's asked to go out

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on tour last minute for a 12-week tour

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with this band 69 bottles and they are

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with them everyone knows who they are

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that is the worst name for a band and

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that's really saying something because

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we are about to review another book

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the band is called son of jack and

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that's pretty rough but 69 bottles you

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know the worst bad name i ever heard it

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was in person in my life this was not a

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this is when i i grew up in florida my

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sister went to florida state university

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and so i was going from like clearwater

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one of like the tiny towns that you

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concert happening for an acapella group

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who was coming to perform and their band

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who let it get this far i was mid water

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i almost ruined equipment just now we

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almost had a real life

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oh my god but it would have been worth

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an acapella group named crimson flow so

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work in the music business for years and

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years and and did a lot of things with a

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lot of bands and to this day if you ask

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him the best band name ever he will say

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bare naked ladies and when you say why

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he will say because people are stupid

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and so when people would drive by a bar

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would be a sign that says show tonight

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featuring barenaked ladies and dumb

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horny men would show up and pay a cover

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fee and buy tickets to see barenaked

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ladies which was in fact a canadian band

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with fat men in it

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and no bare naked ladies well and also

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believe i should clarify this with my

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cousin but at um at my wedding

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at our wedding we my cousin and my uncle

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played our processional and recessional

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music is that i don't know whatever

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sounds right our outro

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our intro and our outro and then they

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like played like a song in the middle of

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but our outro music if you will i am 98

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it was um

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an acoustic

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instrumental cover of barenaked lady if

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i had a million dollars

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i don't think it was if i had a million

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dollars i'm gonna have to look into this

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and circle back with everyone but i'm

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i do need to know because honestly in my

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head i was like was it bear naked ladies

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i don't know mouths would be better i'm

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pretty sure it was barenaked ladies

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knowing my cousin and also my dad has a

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dream that there will be a band called

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and you're not which is

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which is an actual kind of knot and he

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was like if i ever had a band that would

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be our name and our first album would be

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we are and you're not

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and i was like dad

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like it's like a

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and i i think we've talked about this on

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before on the show but something i

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really love is like when you're getting

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to know your female like main character

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and love interest the way they describe

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themselves versus the way men describe

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them she's like i'm a super average five

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seven 145 pounds with luscious kissable

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lips and green eyes and deep breasts

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because i was insecure about my a's so i

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got a boob job but then i gained a

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little weight so they look natural and

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not fake and i'm really slender but i

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have curves because i need to have

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curves to be a woman and i'm like

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description

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because it both sounds like you're

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low-key turned on by yourself and like

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you can't stand the sight of yourself

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and you're like i'm just really average

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there's nothing to write home about

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except my luscious kissable lips and my

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tits and my tits my d tits but i'm no

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longer insecure since i got them and i'm

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like i don't think

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those are the keeper of your security

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um like we should really talk about

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that or and by we i mean you should talk

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about that with your therapist but

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you're just not on me which is not gonna

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be me but also not gonna be anyone

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be really beneficial here but yeah so

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she's like i have these like luscious

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kissable lips and i'm like five seven

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and have these fake boobs and so she's

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asked to go out on tour last minute and

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supposed to have this girl's weekend she

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she's like we were swiss we were

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supposed to go to the show

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what concert were you going to go to and

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bottle show and they're like plot twists

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with so she's like okay well i guess

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i'll just bail on my friends

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but give them vip tickets to make it up

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and then her boss cammy is like and they

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a hot pr rep who's 5'7 who's going on

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tour with a bunch of dudes in a band

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called 69 bottles that's the start of

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and then we start meeting everyone right

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she like packs her bags and shows up and

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pencil skirt and business attire and is

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like looking

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like a sexy secretary yes much more sexy

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secretary that is harder to say sexy

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secretary sexy sex i can do it really

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book that didn't have it in the title

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but we're gonna twist the knife anyway

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probably every episode of this show

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forevermore will have me at some point

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nailed that one nailed that [ __ ] for a

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book it's not even in you're welcome not

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chasing addison claiming addison

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she shows up she's like looking a little

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straight-laced in her pencil skirt we

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have kyle the band manager and she's

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like he looks super familiar but i can't

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place him she [ __ ] him she does not

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[ __ ] tennis okay

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um and then you meet some of the

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security guys like i

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i believe all of the security guys are

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leroy beck

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mills and rusty

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sure yeah i can't you'll just hear their

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names used very interchangeably and i

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really don't give a [ __ ] about any of

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them and then the band members that

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we're gonna meet you have decks cause

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there's always someone there's a dex or

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a dax or an axe like or a diesel diesel

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that was yes there's always someone

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you're like this name is these all have

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a similar energy to them

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so there's dex

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peacock no i think his name is eric no

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there's mouse

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he could also be the one named eric i

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don't remember which one is eric why are

302
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there why are they animal names well

303
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mouse has a pretty high pitched voice

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and loki sounds like mickey mouse when

305
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he speaks so they just call him mouse

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well that's the sexiest thing i've ever

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heard

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right i'm like thank god he's a rock

309
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star in a band called 69 bottles or he'd

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never get laid and so you have

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dex peacock

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[ __ ] mouse house

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and talon

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sure naturally yeah why wouldn't talon

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be the lead singer of this man dex is

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the drummer no one is surprised

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um

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i don't remember who peacock and mouse

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are they are just kind of side

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characters through all of this um

321
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then dex keeps hitting on her and then

322
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she's like my [ __ ] is crying for talon

323
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but then she's also into the manager

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kyle and it seems like she's most into

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talon

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and kyle just off the bat but

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dex keeps hitting harder honestly all of

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the dudes keep hitting on her like

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it's very much one of those like every

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time she walks in the room they all like

331
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their jaws drop on the floor like

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whatever she's wearing we'll get there

333
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in a second but it's just you're like

334
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okay

335
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she's hot we get it how hot can she be

336
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also i don't i'm just gonna say this now

337
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she doesn't really do anything as the pr

338
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rep she's just there

339
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like she is just on tour with them

340
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but like throughout this book i'm like

341
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have you worked at all it sounds like

342
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you cancelled one hotel reservation and

343
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i really think that's all you did so

344
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i mean to her credit she sits all of the

345
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guys down when she first meets them and

346
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it's kind of has this like

347
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like live your life i get it you're rock

348
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stars i'm not going to interfere but

349
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:51,760
like no cameras don't be a [ __ ] idiot

350
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keep your noses clean it's kind of like

351
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sure she's like a glorified babysitter

352
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yeah she's like there will be hell to

353
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pay if you don't because then i have to

354
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clean up your mess and it's a lot easier

355
00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,920
for me to clean up your mess if i know

356
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:03,519
it's coming and if there are no pictures

357
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of it so i'm like

358
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that's probably the one time she does

359
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anything work related on this show

360
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outside of that she's like

361
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they're hot

362
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and so am i ew she's like i'm hot but

363
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average

364
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:23,519
i'm like i'm hot you're hot i'm mostly

365
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average but i have big tits so

366
00:13:23,519 --> 00:13:26,959
let's do it

367
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:29,839
so not quite that wording but i did once

368
00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:31,839
have a guy say you're cute i'm cute

369
00:13:29,839 --> 00:13:32,959
sometimes cute people do cute things

370
00:13:31,839 --> 00:13:34,720
together

371
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nope

372
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:38,480
plot twist it's not my husband i was

373
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gonna say i really hope not because i'm

374
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judging super hard right now

375
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:45,440
i could see my husband saying it

376
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:47,199
ironically ironically is one thing but

377
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:49,519
you did not say it in a way that made me

378
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think that man was was being ironic

379
00:13:49,519 --> 00:13:53,519
that's fair so all right um she meets

380
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all the guys gives them this whole

381
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speech and then like you just like in

382
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her thoughts you're kind of casually

383
00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:01,839
catching things where she's like

384
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:03,199
i haven't had sex with anyone for seven

385
00:14:01,839 --> 00:14:05,120
years like she's been on a seven year

386
00:14:03,199 --> 00:14:06,079
dry spell and then you just like know

387
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:08,079
like

388
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you hear like dan had an accident and

389
00:14:08,079 --> 00:14:12,160
you're like who's dan what's the

390
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:13,440
accident okay whatever i guess we'll

391
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:15,120
find out on this journey you couldn't

392
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:17,199
get laid for seven years or you just

393
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:19,120
didn't want to like what

394
00:14:17,199 --> 00:14:21,199
well we'll learn okay the pieces will

395
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:22,720
come together so i don't i don't think

396
00:14:21,199 --> 00:14:26,000
they will but i appreciate your

397
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:29,199
confidence you know they

398
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:31,120
this is one of those where i'm like

399
00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:32,399
i don't really think a lot happened in

400
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,720
this book

401
00:14:32,399 --> 00:14:37,440
like this book entirely takes place over

402
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:39,199
like five days and most of that time has

403
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:42,079
been [ __ ]

404
00:14:39,199 --> 00:14:43,760
um i mean we'll get into it

405
00:14:42,079 --> 00:14:45,920
we really will like there's so much

406
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:48,639
descriptions like we get it we get it oh

407
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:50,800
position change partner change

408
00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:52,639
i'm spoilers multiple partners that's

409
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:54,800
where we're going with this so

410
00:14:52,639 --> 00:14:58,480
um

411
00:14:54,800 --> 00:15:00,720
addy addison addie red is one of her

412
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:04,160
nicknames because she has fire engine

413
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:06,079
red hair naturally yep um

414
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:09,199
she gets an email saying

415
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:10,000
or like finding out that her boss cammy

416
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:12,160
and

417
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,639
cammy's husband tristan michaels who

418
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,760
essentially is like a-list celebrity who

419
00:15:14,639 --> 00:15:17,440
everyone is

420
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:19,440
obsessed with it sounds like essentially

421
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:20,720
cami's married to brad pitt sort of

422
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,320
energy

423
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,920
and she finds out they're coming to the

424
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:26,000
show but then she's like oh i don't have

425
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:27,279
vip passes for them and then kyle the

426
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,880
band manager is like well why don't you

427
00:15:27,279 --> 00:15:30,560
just give them your vip passes and she's

428
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,600
like because i have to give them to my

429
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,560
friends and he's like why do your

430
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,920
friends need them and she's like because

431
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,600
we are going to come to the show and

432
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:36,880
then he's like oh so you're a fan of the

433
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,399
band and then it's this whole like

434
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:40,240
embarrassing thing that she's like i

435
00:15:38,399 --> 00:15:41,120
don't want the guys to know i'm a fan of

436
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,079
them

437
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,440
why

438
00:15:42,079 --> 00:15:45,839
i'm like i don't

439
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:47,680
i think they'd be like oh thanks

440
00:15:45,839 --> 00:15:49,839
we're glad you're into our music if you

441
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:51,279
weren't it wouldn't make what we are

442
00:15:49,839 --> 00:15:53,120
doing possible

443
00:15:51,279 --> 00:15:55,920
but i'm like i don't know why you're

444
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:58,880
being weird about it whatever

445
00:15:55,920 --> 00:16:00,560
so then kyle tells talon

446
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:02,240
like oh she

447
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:04,160
she can't give them the passes because

448
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,839
she needs the passes for her friends and

449
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:08,160
then like they're like teasing her about

450
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:09,839
being into the band

451
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:12,160
yeah

452
00:16:09,839 --> 00:16:14,160
the look on your face is right

453
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:16,160
like that's just where we're at so it

454
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:18,560
was a big eye roll for those playing

455
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:21,199
along at home right so then the bus

456
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:24,160
breaks suddenly and they're standing yes

457
00:16:21,199 --> 00:16:25,920
and then addison like falls onto talon

458
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,680
who catches her so they don't hit the

459
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,040
ground um

460
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:31,120
but then like they're kind of having a

461
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:33,440
moment and like talon is like my dick is

462
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:37,040
a little hard and then he looks over and

463
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:40,320
like kyle is seeing that like talon

464
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:42,240
saved addison from falling and then he's

465
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:44,880
like he's around i'm kind of aroused

466
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:47,040
watching them and so then he's like my

467
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:49,759
dick is twitching too is kind of the

468
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:52,000
energy that's happening so i just want a

469
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:54,660
timeout because in a lot of these books

470
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:59,519
there is mention of dick twitching and i

471
00:16:54,660 --> 00:17:02,720
[Laughter]

472
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:04,880
i am not in possession of said appendage

473
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:08,640
and i really have a lot of questions

474
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:10,959
like is that legit like do dicks twitch

475
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:13,120
like i just i remember

476
00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:14,880
mind you i read it probably 15 years ago

477
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:17,039
janice dickinson had written an

478
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:19,919
autobiography

479
00:17:17,039 --> 00:17:21,360
and she kept talking about like what i

480
00:17:19,919 --> 00:17:24,160
think whenever she fell to route she

481
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:25,839
just described it as her flower tingling

482
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:27,600
i'm like is that what it like is that

483
00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:30,400
what we're saying like you're just

484
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:31,679
aroused like oh like my dick twitch

485
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,280
i don't know

486
00:17:31,679 --> 00:17:35,280
we can bring my husband on and interview

487
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:37,039
him i'm not going to put him on the spot

488
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:40,640
and ask but i'm like that is like a

489
00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:42,080
question i i'm definitely not gonna ask

490
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:43,600
yeah hannah i think it's great that

491
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:45,280
you're not just gonna like go up to my

492
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:47,360
husband and be like can i ask you about

493
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:49,520
your dick and how it twitches does it

494
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:52,160
twitch and if so

495
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:53,840
it like is it an exaggerated twitch like

496
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:55,200
is it a little wiggle like what's

497
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,559
happening down there are you just gonna

498
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,720
like make really intense eye contact

499
00:17:56,559 --> 00:18:00,559
you're gonna be like blink if you're

500
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:02,640
doing twitch blink once for yes and

501
00:18:00,559 --> 00:18:04,559
twice for now

502
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:07,360
like blowing on his eyes to see what

503
00:18:04,559 --> 00:18:08,720
happens is that where we're gonna end up

504
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,919
here

505
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,000
no

506
00:18:09,919 --> 00:18:15,039
that's not where we're gonna end up it

507
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:17,360
is not that's good so

508
00:18:15,039 --> 00:18:19,840
yeah their dicks twitch when like

509
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:22,320
talon catches addison and you're like oh

510
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:25,600
okay so like the three of them are into

511
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:27,440
each other is the general energy um

512
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:29,679
so then the guys are getting ready for

513
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,360
soundcheck for their first show

514
00:18:29,679 --> 00:18:33,200
and addison was like i'm gonna get ready

515
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,320
and like wear my clothes and like i'm

516
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,320
gonna wear what i was gonna wear to the

517
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:37,760
show anyway and so then like she's

518
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:41,840
wearing like

519
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:43,039
a [ __ ] like pleated mini skirt with

520
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:44,080
and like her

521
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:46,559
like a

522
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:48,799
she was going to wear a 69 bottle shirt

523
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:50,720
but then didn't because she didn't want

524
00:18:48,799 --> 00:18:52,880
to like fangirl so she wore a nirvana

525
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:54,799
shirt but then like all of her arm

526
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:57,280
tattoos were on display and she was just

527
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:59,679
this really cool rock chick suddenly so

528
00:18:57,280 --> 00:19:02,320
we had an aesthetic change yes she went

529
00:18:59,679 --> 00:19:03,679
from secretary to like rock goddess with

530
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:06,480
all of these tattoos that they like

531
00:19:03,679 --> 00:19:07,919
didn't realize were there before

532
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:10,080
and so

533
00:19:07,919 --> 00:19:11,760
she walks out from like getting ready

534
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,440
and all the guys their jaws like drop on

535
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:15,440
the floor and like oh my god like we had

536
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:16,730
no idea she had all these two

537
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,400
tattoos and tattoos

538
00:19:16,730 --> 00:19:20,960
[Laughter]

539
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:22,559
tatooine

540
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,160
she had all of these tattoos and like

541
00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:25,120
how hot she is and all this and then

542
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:27,520
they're like

543
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:29,200
rusty security like you're gonna have a

544
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:31,120
guard on you all night we can't leave

545
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:32,559
you alone and she's like what the [ __ ]

546
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:34,480
like

547
00:19:32,559 --> 00:19:36,840
i'm this is what i'm wearing and like i

548
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:39,440
don't need security i'm a grown-ass

549
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:41,679
woman and they're like not dressed like

550
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:43,280
that you need someone with you so like

551
00:19:41,679 --> 00:19:45,200
like all of the guys are kind of like

552
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:47,919
we'd feel better if you didn't wear that

553
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:49,520
or changed like all of them were kind of

554
00:19:47,919 --> 00:19:51,039
like that's a lot

555
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:54,240
which so i'm like okay what was she

556
00:19:51,039 --> 00:19:56,080
wearing yeah because like if you have

557
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:57,840
like six guys all in there and be like

558
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:59,679
[ __ ] she's gonna need security with her

559
00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:01,679
if she's dressed like that i'm like

560
00:19:59,679 --> 00:20:03,679
maybe if all of them are saying that we

561
00:20:01,679 --> 00:20:05,600
think about our outfit choices

562
00:20:03,679 --> 00:20:08,799
but also like

563
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:10,480
siri like okay

564
00:20:08,799 --> 00:20:12,799
well i'm like i mean like what was the

565
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:14,559
thing i was like was she not wearing a

566
00:20:12,799 --> 00:20:16,159
bikini yeah i was like was she wearing

567
00:20:14,559 --> 00:20:18,559
crotchless panties

568
00:20:16,159 --> 00:20:20,400
under her mini skirt and like lifted it

569
00:20:18,559 --> 00:20:22,240
for everyone she's like hey guys i'm

570
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:24,400
here what do you think of my outfit

571
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:26,720
right um so like maybe that was it i

572
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:28,240
really have no [ __ ] clue

573
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:30,080
um but they're like rusty's gonna like

574
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,960
stay with you all night and

575
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:33,120
so

576
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:34,480
then talon like kind of comes back and

577
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,840
he's like no like it really would mean a

578
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,919
lot if you like stayed with a bodyguard

579
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:39,520
we just like want you to be safe um so

580
00:20:37,919 --> 00:20:41,520
then she goes to sound check and then

581
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:43,120
like it goes out and then

582
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,640
she's like rusty went into the shadows

583
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:47,120
so i could feel like i was alone i was

584
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:48,960
like it's sound check no one is there

585
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:50,559
you're fine girl

586
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,600
you're the pr rep shouldn't you know

587
00:20:50,559 --> 00:20:53,679
this

588
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:55,520
yeah there's a lot that i'm like

589
00:20:53,679 --> 00:20:57,280
so we lived in like my husband and i

590
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:59,360
lived in nashville together and

591
00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:00,799
separately for several years and it like

592
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:02,320
when you just know a lot of people in

593
00:21:00,799 --> 00:21:04,960
the music industry it's really funny to

594
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:07,039
read books that i'm like yeah i don't

595
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:08,559
you've never been with a band have you

596
00:21:07,039 --> 00:21:10,480
like have you ever been to a concert

597
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:11,440
like that's how it feels sometimes

598
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,240
like

599
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,760
the

600
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:15,919
amount of money that they're putting

601
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:18,799
into the tour in this book sounds like

602
00:21:15,919 --> 00:21:20,640
it's akin to like justin bieber level

603
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:21,600
concert

604
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,799
but then

605
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,320
there are moments where you're saying

606
00:21:22,799 --> 00:21:25,679
like oh like well they're not that big

607
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,440
and they still have room to grow or

608
00:21:25,679 --> 00:21:30,000
they're like it's a smaller venue like

609
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:32,080
it's not an arena it just holds 17 000

610
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,799
people and i'm like what would you call

611
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:36,159
that space an amphitheater is that the

612
00:21:34,799 --> 00:21:37,039
other option

613
00:21:36,159 --> 00:21:38,559
um

614
00:21:37,039 --> 00:21:41,440
but yes all of these are just side

615
00:21:38,559 --> 00:21:43,280
thoughts that i had reading the book so

616
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:44,720
as sound check is starting

617
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:46,640
um

618
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,720
they start practicing and it's her

619
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:50,480
favorite song that's not actually in

620
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:52,080
their lineup it's not actually in their

621
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,760
set list

622
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:55,919
but it's one of their favorite warm-up

623
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:57,120
songs so like she starts dancing to it

624
00:21:55,919 --> 00:21:59,840
it's called like

625
00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:01,919
your eyes or my eyes or something about

626
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:04,240
eyes eyes that's in the title that's

627
00:22:01,919 --> 00:22:06,000
really the important part honestly i was

628
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:09,679
like i could go back and look i just

629
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:11,679
don't care enough to do so

630
00:22:09,679 --> 00:22:14,000
i'm not invested enough to do that it

631
00:22:11,679 --> 00:22:16,320
does not enhance this plot to know if

632
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:18,720
it's your eyes or my eyes we'll just

633
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:20,320
call it eyes is the name of this book

634
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,280
for all i care

635
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,440
and so

636
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:25,440
i starts playing and like town is like

637
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:27,919
making eye contact with her and it's

638
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:30,640
like super sultry and sensual and then

639
00:22:27,919 --> 00:22:31,520
kyle asks her to dance

640
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,440
and

641
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:36,480
then like

642
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:39,039
talons looks at them become more intense

643
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:41,039
because he's into them together and so

644
00:22:39,039 --> 00:22:43,600
because his dick is twitching

645
00:22:41,039 --> 00:22:45,120
yeah and it literally says talon

646
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:47,120
smolders

647
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:48,880
um so like his dick is twitching and

648
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:50,559
he's just giving them this smoldering

649
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:52,080
look and so they're like addison like

650
00:22:50,559 --> 00:22:55,280
looks at kyle and she's like it's like

651
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:58,000
is something going on between y'all

652
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,960
and he's like no like we've never

653
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,039
like we

654
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:03,600
are both into women we've like maybe

655
00:23:01,039 --> 00:23:05,360
shared before but like this isn't like

656
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,640
there's nothing between us and then for

657
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:09,120
some reason that i just don't really get

658
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:10,400
like addison just like gets insecure and

659
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:12,640
takes off

660
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:14,000
he's like okay bye and like

661
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:16,559
just has this moment where she's like

662
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:18,799
well if that's what they think then they

663
00:23:16,559 --> 00:23:20,720
must think this about me i'm gone and

664
00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:23,200
you're like i don't even understand how

665
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:25,760
we got here she can't handle the smolder

666
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:27,760
the smolder and the dick twitching

667
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:29,120
too much too much dick twitching was

668
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:31,440
happening

669
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:33,039
so then talon goes to check on her

670
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,640
on the bus and then

671
00:23:33,039 --> 00:23:36,480
as he's like nearing the bus he hears

672
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,679
her like shout and then he like runs on

673
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,679
to the bus to make sure she's fine and

674
00:23:37,679 --> 00:23:41,760
she burned herself making mac and cheese

675
00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:44,240
but then he's like i love mac and cheese

676
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:46,320
that's my favorite food i'm like this is

677
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,679
not a sign that y'all should be together

678
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,440
but you are

679
00:23:47,679 --> 00:23:53,039
taking it as the universe being like

680
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:54,720
reaching we both love mac and cheese

681
00:23:53,039 --> 00:23:56,799
like that sounds like a reason people

682
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:58,720
let's get married yeah that sounds like

683
00:23:56,799 --> 00:24:01,520
a reason people get together and like

684
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:03,520
are you the one like or love is blind

685
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:05,120
yes yeah like he loves mac and cheese i

686
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,799
love mac and cheese

687
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:08,880
obviously this was the way it was going

688
00:24:06,799 --> 00:24:09,919
to play out meant to be

689
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,679
right

690
00:24:09,919 --> 00:24:13,360
so she makes the mac and cheese talon

691
00:24:11,679 --> 00:24:14,880
checks on her she seems to be fine

692
00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:17,520
whatever this is as much plot as is

693
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:20,080
happening really nothing is going on but

694
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:22,000
then talon leaves and

695
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:25,039
as she's stirring her mac and cheese she

696
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:26,400
finally places kyle and she realizes why

697
00:24:25,039 --> 00:24:28,960
he looks familiar so she goes to

698
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:34,000
confront him about it and what we learn

699
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:36,080
is that kyle is dead dan's brother uh oh

700
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,279
right who's dan

701
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,880
yeah

702
00:24:37,279 --> 00:24:42,240
like they still haven't explained that

703
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:44,080
at this point who's dan dan hashtag

704
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:46,080
who's dan

705
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,679
it's not it's not to be a conspiracy

706
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:50,240
conspiracy theory you're going to get

707
00:24:47,679 --> 00:24:54,000
the answer pretty quickly okay um

708
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:55,440
dan is addison's dead fiance oh my stars

709
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,600
so that's why she hasn't [ __ ] anybody

710
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:59,200
first yes they were together for three

711
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:03,520
years and he died the week before their

712
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:05,600
wedding ouch and he died in like

713
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:07,520
like they got into a fight and they like

714
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,880
hung up and like didn't like say i love

715
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:11,360
you didn't clear the air at all and hung

716
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:13,279
up and he never made it home that night

717
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:16,080
and so just like one of those were

718
00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:18,240
truly a shitty situation yeah

719
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,520
and she's never fully recovered from it

720
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,039
but it's also like

721
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,400
i don't know her flower tingling as i

722
00:25:21,039 --> 00:25:24,640
will call it she's like no man's made my

723
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,919
flower tingle since dan died but then

724
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,120
she's like talking in the future she's

725
00:25:25,919 --> 00:25:28,799
like i don't know she's like well like i

726
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:30,880
got with dan when i was so young i don't

727
00:25:28,799 --> 00:25:32,400
know if it was just more comfortable

728
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,919
or if he was like really so i'm like

729
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,279
okay so you're still grieving him but

730
00:25:33,919 --> 00:25:36,640
you're also realizing maybe your

731
00:25:35,279 --> 00:25:38,480
conceptualization of your relationship

732
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:40,240
at a young age wasn't right what you

733
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:42,799
thought maybe you were romanticizing the

734
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:46,799
dead partner and making it

735
00:25:42,799 --> 00:25:49,360
yes great way to word that great summary

736
00:25:46,799 --> 00:25:50,960
um but then kyle like she like goes up

737
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:53,039
to kyle and she's like you're dead dance

738
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,880
brother i play [ __ ]

739
00:25:53,039 --> 00:25:56,400
and he's like

740
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,640
yes i am

741
00:25:56,400 --> 00:26:01,360
um i and then she's like did you know

742
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:03,039
who i was and he's like not until you

743
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:04,640
showed up and you're like i'm your new

744
00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:06,880
pr rep he's like and then i recognize

745
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:09,360
you from a photo that my mom still has

746
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:12,320
on their fireplace

747
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:13,600
ouch yes but then kyle's like you need

748
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,679
to keep us separate in your heads

749
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:18,559
because i'm not my brother

750
00:26:15,679 --> 00:26:20,000
so that's where we're at and we do learn

751
00:26:18,559 --> 00:26:23,279
that um

752
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:25,279
kyle and dan were never that close their

753
00:26:23,279 --> 00:26:28,320
father had died

754
00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:30,480
and when their father died dan like went

755
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:32,559
to law school and was like

756
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:34,159
getting his [ __ ] together and kyle was

757
00:26:32,559 --> 00:26:36,320
just like using drugs and partying so

758
00:26:34,159 --> 00:26:37,919
like he wasn't around when dan and

759
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,360
addison were dating they'd never met

760
00:26:37,919 --> 00:26:40,320
before

761
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:41,679
okay

762
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,200
which i'm like three years is a long

763
00:26:41,679 --> 00:26:44,640
time it's a really long time i'm just

764
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,520
saying

765
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,320
um

766
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:50,080
also at some point in this i truly don't

767
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:52,159
remember where we meet the only other

768
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:54,000
girl who's on this tour it's kyle's

769
00:26:52,159 --> 00:26:58,240
assistant kate

770
00:26:54,000 --> 00:27:00,000
and she's kind of awkward and homely and

771
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:01,760
average i guess what we're saying is

772
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,880
she's not addison so the dudes don't

773
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,760
give a [ __ ]

774
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,120
and

775
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,120
but then like because she's kind of

776
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:09,360
standoffish then like addison's like is

777
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:11,360
she like socially awkward or is she just

778
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:14,320
jealous because now i have the attention

779
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:15,360
of all the guys on this tour but like

780
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,360
kate's just kind of there and

781
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:20,240
incompetent and not really doing her job

782
00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:22,640
much at all um so then the concert

783
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:24,080
starts her best like addison's best

784
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,919
friends are there they got her vip

785
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:28,000
tickets somewhere they got cami and

786
00:27:25,919 --> 00:27:29,520
tristan michael's vip tickets so they

787
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,279
joined the party as well so like she's

788
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:33,039
saying hi to all of them and like she's

789
00:27:31,279 --> 00:27:35,679
like oh [ __ ] my boss is seeing all of my

790
00:27:33,039 --> 00:27:37,039
tattoos on display for the first time

791
00:27:35,679 --> 00:27:38,720
okay whatever

792
00:27:37,039 --> 00:27:40,559
she works with rock bands like i think

793
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:43,200
you're gonna be fine yeah well and then

794
00:27:40,559 --> 00:27:44,559
her boss is like i have wings tattooed

795
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,080
too

796
00:27:44,559 --> 00:27:49,760
and so then they're just like comparing

797
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:51,919
tattoos and in my head i'm not gonna lie

798
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,279
like y'all can't see us i have a decent

799
00:27:51,919 --> 00:27:55,679
amount of tattoos hannah has a decent

800
00:27:53,279 --> 00:27:58,159
amount of tattoos and yet reading this

801
00:27:55,679 --> 00:28:00,880
book with all of the tattoos they have i

802
00:27:58,159 --> 00:28:02,480
didn't assume many were good

803
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:04,080
you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah i'm

804
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,440
like you can be covered in tattoos but

805
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:08,480
being covered in tattoos and being

806
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:10,000
covered in good tattoos very different

807
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:13,200
and some we've learned that the hard way

808
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:14,799
i have cover-ups i also have a couple of

809
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,679
covers

810
00:28:14,799 --> 00:28:18,000
you know

811
00:28:15,679 --> 00:28:20,080
i can own that tattoo i got on a whim at

812
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,760
19 the day my boyfriend broke up with me

813
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:24,320
and i had cash burning a hole in my

814
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:26,559
pocket yup like you know it's okay that

815
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:29,760
one's covered now i had a break breakup

816
00:28:26,559 --> 00:28:32,159
tattoo but it was when i was 24 so i

817
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:35,600
feel like i should have known better but

818
00:28:32,159 --> 00:28:37,039
that one's also been covered up

819
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,480
i don't know about that one i'll have to

820
00:28:37,039 --> 00:28:40,559
ask about that one later you don't need

821
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:42,080
to tell that story to everyone listening

822
00:28:40,559 --> 00:28:43,600
but i do want to know

823
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,440
okay so

824
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:48,799
the concert starts they're all hanging

825
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:52,080
out then as after um

826
00:28:48,799 --> 00:28:54,240
the opening act finishes addy or addison

827
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:56,080
is backstage and then the guy's like we

828
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,919
want good luck kisses so like dex throws

829
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:59,679
like this like sloppy open mouth kiss on

830
00:28:57,919 --> 00:29:01,520
her peacock and mouse give her these

831
00:28:59,679 --> 00:29:03,120
like cute like pecks on the cheek before

832
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:05,200
they go out on stage

833
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:07,279
and then kyle has like kind of like

834
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,399
wrapped his arms around her and it's

835
00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:10,399
just like kind of holding her from

836
00:29:08,399 --> 00:29:13,279
behind and then talon comes up and

837
00:29:10,399 --> 00:29:15,840
kisses her but then like

838
00:29:13,279 --> 00:29:18,799
she feels kyle's lips on her neck a

839
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:21,039
smudge oh my god and then like she's

840
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:23,279
like i felt resurrection

841
00:29:21,039 --> 00:29:25,440
she didn't say she didn't switch right

842
00:29:23,279 --> 00:29:28,960
she did not clarify if it twitched i can

843
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:30,240
i can ask zoe derrick the author like so

844
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:33,360
in this scene

845
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:35,440
was kyle's dick twitching

846
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:37,279
isn't it was it just fully wrecked in

847
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,840
there was it yeah was it just pressing

848
00:29:37,279 --> 00:29:40,559
and erect

849
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:42,960
so

850
00:29:40,559 --> 00:29:44,960
yeah they all get their kisses and then

851
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,240
kyle had said to talon he was like hey

852
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,799
you should add

853
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:50,480
eyes whatever the name of the song is to

854
00:29:48,799 --> 00:29:52,799
the set because

855
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:54,880
it is addison's favorite song and so

856
00:29:52,799 --> 00:29:57,039
then talon surprises her and had added

857
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,799
it and like performs it then like takes

858
00:29:57,039 --> 00:30:00,320
his smolder for her and like puts it on

859
00:29:58,799 --> 00:30:02,000
the audience and everyone is like oh my

860
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:03,279
god like he's so dreamy so it's a whole

861
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,720
thing right

862
00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:06,480
um then the show ends and there's

863
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,919
pandemonium backstage there's everyone

864
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:11,200
who has the vip tickets there's just

865
00:30:07,919 --> 00:30:14,799
like a bunch of groupies and

866
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:16,080
she addison has her friends

867
00:30:14,799 --> 00:30:17,279
sam

868
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,960
and

869
00:30:17,279 --> 00:30:21,760
i don't remember the other one it

870
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:23,360
doesn't matter jess i think i'm i could

871
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,960
be wrong we'll go with sam and jessica

872
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:27,520
and jess is literally what we'll go with

873
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:29,600
that feels very acceptable

874
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:32,159
um yeah so like sam and jess are

875
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:34,080
backstage and like dex and peacock take

876
00:30:32,159 --> 00:30:36,240
an interest in them

877
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:38,000
um and then they all go out to a club

878
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:40,799
but like there's like dudes not dudes

879
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:42,000
there's girls all over kyle and talon

880
00:30:40,799 --> 00:30:44,080
and so she's like okay maybe i'm like

881
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,760
misreading this whatever

882
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:48,720
they can go have fun and she's like i'm

883
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:51,200
gonna leave and like go back early

884
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:53,279
and then her friend wants to talk to her

885
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:55,279
about dex and she's like hey here's the

886
00:30:53,279 --> 00:30:58,240
thing she's like

887
00:30:55,279 --> 00:31:00,399
dex will [ __ ] you and then he will leave

888
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,919
you and there will be nothing there he

889
00:31:00,399 --> 00:31:03,679
will be sleeping with another girl on

890
00:31:01,919 --> 00:31:05,039
tour tomorrow night so

891
00:31:03,679 --> 00:31:06,960
you're a grown ass woman and if you want

892
00:31:05,039 --> 00:31:09,120
to sleep with them you can sleep with

893
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:11,200
them yeah but like you need to know what

894
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,559
you're walking into and if you do sleep

895
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,399
with them i never want to hear about it

896
00:31:12,559 --> 00:31:16,640
like i'm not in this i'm not a part of

897
00:31:14,399 --> 00:31:19,600
it this is my warning and then jax is

898
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:21,279
standing there and he's like she's right

899
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,480
you probably shouldn't sleep with me and

900
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:24,159
i will be sleeping with other people

901
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:26,320
tomorrow night and then she's like okay

902
00:31:24,159 --> 00:31:27,600
i'm gonna do it anyway so like addison's

903
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:30,880
like all right i'm out and just like

904
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:34,000
goes back good for her yeah she's like

905
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:36,399
i set clear expectations i'm out so she

906
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,360
goes back and falls asleep

907
00:31:36,399 --> 00:31:39,440
um

908
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:41,039
then the next morning on the bus

909
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,919
like everyone's just super awkward and

910
00:31:41,039 --> 00:31:43,519
like

911
00:31:41,919 --> 00:31:45,440
like the guys are kind of like did we

912
00:31:43,519 --> 00:31:47,039
misstep and like it just kind of feels

913
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,960
like a drunk morning after but like she

914
00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:50,799
didn't hook up with anyone right i think

915
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:52,080
they just like don't know what to do and

916
00:31:50,799 --> 00:31:54,480
then like well we were into her but we

917
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,840
aren't together and so

918
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:59,279
just kind of all of those feelings and

919
00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:01,519
things and then they are in vegas for

920
00:31:59,279 --> 00:32:03,360
the next leg of their tour and so the

921
00:32:01,519 --> 00:32:04,960
way all of the room assignments work i

922
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:07,279
guess peacock and decks historically

923
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,080
share and she had her own room

924
00:32:07,279 --> 00:32:10,240
but

925
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:11,519
talon normally gets like the largest

926
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,960
suite like he gets the presidential

927
00:32:11,519 --> 00:32:14,399
suite or whatever and there's two to

928
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:17,120
three bedrooms and so

929
00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:18,320
he was like hey

930
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,679
excuse me

931
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:22,000
he's like hey

932
00:32:19,679 --> 00:32:23,919
there's three bedrooms in this suite do

933
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,640
you just want to stay in one of the

934
00:32:23,919 --> 00:32:29,840
bedrooms in in my suite and then

935
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:32,240
peacock and dex can have their own rooms

936
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:34,240
she's like yeah sure and of course kyle

937
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:36,480
is staying in the other bedroom and

938
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:37,519
they'll sleep naturally

939
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,919
um

940
00:32:37,519 --> 00:32:42,399
and so then

941
00:32:39,919 --> 00:32:44,480
this like they get to the show the good

942
00:32:42,399 --> 00:32:46,880
night like the good luck kisses before

943
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:48,240
the show are still a thing so my guy's

944
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:50,159
like i'll give her a kiss and like just

945
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:52,640
like the night before like

946
00:32:50,159 --> 00:32:55,039
talon and kyle kind of like tag team

947
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:57,279
this kiss but like it's like gone a

948
00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:59,039
little bit further than the night before

949
00:32:57,279 --> 00:33:01,120
kind of energy right

950
00:32:59,039 --> 00:33:02,559
so then

951
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,760
the after party was also the same as the

952
00:33:02,559 --> 00:33:05,679
night before like they get there there's

953
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,640
girls all over them and she's like yeah

954
00:33:05,679 --> 00:33:08,640
okay

955
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:10,559
i'm i don't know if i'm misreading this

956
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:13,200
but i'm not gonna like spend all of this

957
00:33:10,559 --> 00:33:14,799
time and effort with dudes who

958
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,000
are wanting to spend time with other

959
00:33:14,799 --> 00:33:17,360
girls so she decides she's just like

960
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,039
gonna go on a walk she like goes back to

961
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,640
the room takes her makeup off gets some

962
00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:23,679
comfy clothes and she's like i'm gonna

963
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:25,840
go see the fountains i'm in vegas like

964
00:33:23,679 --> 00:33:28,720
i'm just gonna have fun so when she gets

965
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:29,919
back she gets off the elevator

966
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:32,559
she's on their floor she like hears

967
00:33:29,919 --> 00:33:34,159
people shouting and talon is losing his

968
00:33:32,559 --> 00:33:36,399
[ __ ] because they don't know where she

969
00:33:34,159 --> 00:33:36,399
is

970
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:41,360
okay right it's like one of those where

971
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,840
like she goes on a walk and then comes

972
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:45,360
back and he's freaking out and like and

973
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:47,039
he's like you guys need to find her like

974
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,159
everything stops until she's found and

975
00:33:47,039 --> 00:33:50,640
blah blah blah and she wakes up and

976
00:33:48,159 --> 00:33:51,760
she's like i'm a grown ups woman if i

977
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,440
want to go on a walk i'm going to go on

978
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:56,559
a walk and i don't need your permission

979
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:58,080
and i'm right here simmer down yes like

980
00:33:56,559 --> 00:34:00,720
she's like sorry i left my phone in my

981
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:03,919
room like it's not the end of the world

982
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:05,360
also who are you to come at me like this

983
00:34:03,919 --> 00:34:07,519
and so she's like i'm just gonna go to

984
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:10,480
bed so she goes into their suite dex is

985
00:34:07,519 --> 00:34:12,720
in their suite like in the

986
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:15,599
living room area

987
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:18,839
having a three-way with two women good

988
00:34:15,599 --> 00:34:21,520
for him right as as is as is dex's

989
00:34:18,839 --> 00:34:23,760
energy throughout this entire book at

990
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:26,399
least he's consistent in his in his

991
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:28,720
storyline we can appreciate it right

992
00:34:26,399 --> 00:34:30,159
so then she like walks in sees dex

993
00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:31,359
[ __ ] these girls and then sees a

994
00:34:30,159 --> 00:34:32,879
bunch of other girls there that are

995
00:34:31,359 --> 00:34:33,760
clearly there for talent and then she's

996
00:34:32,879 --> 00:34:35,440
like

997
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:38,000
what the hell even more so like why is

998
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:39,919
he freaking out and so she like gets

999
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,679
really upset starts crying goes into her

1000
00:34:39,919 --> 00:34:42,560
room it cuts to like talon's point of

1001
00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:44,480
view

1002
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:46,879
and the girls start like making fun of

1003
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:48,800
like like talking about addison

1004
00:34:46,879 --> 00:34:50,560
and while they're like trying to seduce

1005
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:52,320
him and he's drunk and he's like no i

1006
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,679
want you gone like i don't want you here

1007
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:55,760
and they're like okay then like keep

1008
00:34:53,679 --> 00:34:58,560
going and he finally calls security to

1009
00:34:55,760 --> 00:35:01,680
remove these girls from

1010
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:02,720
his sweet so much drama

1011
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,320
right

1012
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:06,720
it really

1013
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:10,320
it really is there's so much drama but

1014
00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:11,599
no plot but no plot and like no real con

1015
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:14,800
amazing i really feel like any

1016
00:35:11,599 --> 00:35:14,800
conversations are happening

1017
00:35:15,599 --> 00:35:20,480
so the next morning

1018
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:21,839
addison wakes up and she has a migraine

1019
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,040
and like

1020
00:35:21,839 --> 00:35:24,800
a migraine in that way that you're like

1021
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,960
oh these are relatively common for her

1022
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:29,119
like she like has the specific

1023
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,720
medication she needs

1024
00:35:29,119 --> 00:35:32,160
but because by the time she woke up

1025
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:33,200
where she realized she's like the meds

1026
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,880
aren't really going to touch this so

1027
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:36,960
this is just one of those days that like

1028
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:40,320
i'm out i'm down for the count no lights

1029
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:41,920
on i'm not getting out of bed and then

1030
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,440
talon comes into her room wanting to

1031
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,119
talk and clear the air and like feels

1032
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,640
bad and like messing with her and thinks

1033
00:35:45,119 --> 00:35:47,680
she's just like being standoffish

1034
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,640
because

1035
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:51,040
he

1036
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:52,880
was an idiot the night before and so he

1037
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:55,440
like turns on the lights and then she

1038
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:59,200
like runs to the bathroom puking right

1039
00:35:55,440 --> 00:36:00,880
and then he's like oh [ __ ] i'm so sorry

1040
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,079
and so he's like okay like you need to

1041
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:04,400
rest the rest of day and like he like

1042
00:36:02,079 --> 00:36:06,000
gets her some meds and gets her a juice

1043
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:08,079
and like tries his best to take care of

1044
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,000
her but then she's like

1045
00:36:08,079 --> 00:36:12,400
i know i'm really sick but the band

1046
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:15,200
still needs their good night good luck

1047
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:18,400
kisses before they go out on

1048
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:22,000
stage priorities man

1049
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:22,800
exactly hers are correct obviously yes

1050
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,960
so

1051
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:27,760
like kyle like helps her dress and is

1052
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:30,480
having to like hold her up because she's

1053
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:31,200
weak through all of this

1054
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:34,000
and

1055
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:36,480
whatever i was i'm like girl just stay

1056
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:38,000
in bed what and she's like no like they

1057
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,440
need their like good luck kisses and

1058
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,599
it's our tradition i was like it's the

1059
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:43,760
third night of tour get the [ __ ] over

1060
00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:45,280
yourself you've done it two times i

1061
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:48,079
don't think that counts as a tradition

1062
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,960
it's a 12-week tour and this is night

1063
00:36:48,079 --> 00:36:51,839
three

1064
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:54,880
it's okay if you have a migraine but

1065
00:36:51,839 --> 00:36:57,680
kyle is like holding her up more because

1066
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:59,599
she's so weak from the migraine and then

1067
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:01,680
like when talon leans in to kiss her she

1068
00:36:59,599 --> 00:37:04,160
realizes that kyle has moved his hand

1069
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:07,200
and is like rubbing talon's erection

1070
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:08,720
before he goes on stage nice

1071
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,720
yes

1072
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:12,560
um so then after the kisses are done

1073
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:13,920
kyle's like no you aren't staying for

1074
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,200
the rest of the show you need to get

1075
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,880
back in bed and rest i was like why

1076
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,640
wasn't she resting this entire time a

1077
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:20,839
rock show is not a place for a person

1078
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:23,599
with a migraine for the

1079
00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:25,760
record well she's a pr rep

1080
00:37:23,599 --> 00:37:29,119
she knows what she's doing hannah well

1081
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:31,359
and obviously she's absolutely vital so

1082
00:37:29,119 --> 00:37:34,960
she's adding so much to the tour right

1083
00:37:31,359 --> 00:37:36,480
now she must be there right so kyle

1084
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:39,839
takes

1085
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:41,599
addison back she falls asleep and then

1086
00:37:39,839 --> 00:37:43,359
talon after the show doesn't go out

1087
00:37:41,599 --> 00:37:44,880
partying he comes up and wants to check

1088
00:37:43,359 --> 00:37:46,720
on her and then

1089
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:48,079
kyle and talon have this heart to heart

1090
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:49,760
of being like

1091
00:37:48,079 --> 00:37:51,440
when i think about her like it always

1092
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,720
includes you

1093
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:55,280
i've never thought of you like this

1094
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:57,599
before but like seeing like how into her

1095
00:37:55,280 --> 00:38:00,640
you are gets me really excited and

1096
00:37:57,599 --> 00:38:02,079
aroused makes my dick twitch

1097
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:03,680
i don't know if that's the exact wording

1098
00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:04,800
but that's what we're going with

1099
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:07,119
and so

1100
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:08,480
then talon's like no i feel the same way

1101
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:09,920
and then kyle's like well then stop

1102
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:12,240
hurting her

1103
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,520
oh for and [ __ ] sake

1104
00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:15,200
right and like calls out on this like

1105
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:17,599
double standard but i'm almost like it's

1106
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:19,359
a it was the second night of tour i feel

1107
00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:20,800
like we're getting ahead of ourselves

1108
00:38:19,359 --> 00:38:24,480
here

1109
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:27,520
yeah and towns like we weren't together

1110
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:29,280
which i'm like talon's came to write he

1111
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,880
has a point like was he leading her

1112
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,560
along and then

1113
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:35,200
was like gonna play it when it was

1114
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:36,320
convenient for him sure fine whatever

1115
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,839
um

1116
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,119
so kyle and talon essentially this

1117
00:38:37,839 --> 00:38:41,200
conversation that they're both into her

1118
00:38:39,119 --> 00:38:42,960
they're not gonna ask her to choose

1119
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:44,880
they wanna see where it goes

1120
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:47,520
and are open to that with each other as

1121
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:49,440
well so the next morning addison wakes

1122
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:51,920
up her migraine is gone

1123
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,720
she's sandwiched and spooned between two

1124
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,880
men

1125
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:58,079
um

1126
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:59,680
they start making out sex stuff starts

1127
00:38:58,079 --> 00:39:03,440
like literally

1128
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:03,440
here are my notes for this section y'all

1129
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:09,440
oh kissing and grinding starts goes

1130
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:12,400
between both kyle fingers addison talon

1131
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:14,480
goes down on her she comes three-way

1132
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:17,119
kiss addison sandwich between them

1133
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:20,000
addison gives double [ __ ] while guys

1134
00:39:17,119 --> 00:39:22,880
kiss kyle goes down on addison talon

1135
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:26,160
gets condoms kyle boning addison while

1136
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:27,680
she gives talon a [ __ ] talon railing

1137
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:33,040
out addison

1138
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:34,560
then lifts her on to kyle to 69.

1139
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,839
um

1140
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:38,720
it was a lot

1141
00:39:35,839 --> 00:39:39,839
i just like it the scene kept going

1142
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:42,079
i was like

1143
00:39:39,839 --> 00:39:44,480
we really committed to this there is

1144
00:39:42,079 --> 00:39:46,480
stamina present there's a lot of stamina

1145
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:47,359
the sex finishes and then addison's like

1146
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,960
well

1147
00:39:47,359 --> 00:39:50,960
i guess it's time to corral all the guys

1148
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:52,079
for bus call

1149
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,599
so

1150
00:39:52,079 --> 00:39:55,359
then they're like and priorities

1151
00:39:53,599 --> 00:39:56,800
priorities right then they're like we'll

1152
00:39:55,359 --> 00:40:00,000
all talk about this while we're on the

1153
00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:02,640
bus and like figure out what we're doing

1154
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:04,319
hey there's my puppies

1155
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:07,040
we'll get you right back to the show in

1156
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:08,800
just a moment but first

1157
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:11,599
do you like us

1158
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:14,240
maybe even love us

1159
00:40:11,599 --> 00:40:16,000
because we sure love you

1160
00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:18,000
and if you do love us

1161
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,839
don't tease us

1162
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:22,319
tell us in those ratings and reviews

1163
00:40:19,839 --> 00:40:24,880
wherever you're listening right now

1164
00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:27,040
maybe even send us over to a special

1165
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:29,040
sexy someone that would enjoy getting

1166
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:30,800
smutty with us

1167
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,760
because you know the first rule of smut

1168
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:34,880
club

1169
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:36,000
is to talk about smut club

1170
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:38,400
all right

1171
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:41,200
i won't keep you any longer let's get

1172
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,200
back to the show

1173
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:48,960
[Music]

1174
00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:50,480
there's like no plot to this book

1175
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:52,800
i'm like i'm really i think i'm trying

1176
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:54,160
to make a plot as i'm telling you guys

1177
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,400
feel that way like you're trying to

1178
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:58,319
build intrigue but there is

1179
00:40:56,400 --> 00:41:02,240
none

1180
00:40:58,319 --> 00:41:02,240
like it's just like okay

1181
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:08,079
okay so like the most thing that is like

1182
00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:10,160
sort of intriguing is that she is

1183
00:41:08,079 --> 00:41:12,960
[ __ ] her dead fiance's brother with

1184
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,960
another dude

1185
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:19,680
they really normalize that in this book

1186
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:20,480
i would oh no i can't say that never

1187
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,240
mind

1188
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:23,599
i don't know where you're going

1189
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:24,880
to look on your face when you're like i

1190
00:41:23,599 --> 00:41:26,960
should shut up

1191
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,079
was fantastic

1192
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,720
so

1193
00:41:28,079 --> 00:41:32,640
they make it to phoenix good for them um

1194
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:35,599
they're staying in phoenix for several

1195
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:37,280
days of this tour cami and tristan

1196
00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:38,800
michaels live in phoenix you know

1197
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:41,520
there's going to be a dinner party at

1198
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:43,760
their house obviously um that that the

1199
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:45,599
band has been invited to we don't

1200
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:47,599
actually get to that in this book it

1201
00:41:45,599 --> 00:41:49,200
continues in the series i don't know if

1202
00:41:47,599 --> 00:41:50,800
i will be continuing in the series

1203
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:52,720
though so you all might have to discover

1204
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:55,040
what happens at the dinner party

1205
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:56,880
on your own um

1206
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:59,920
because quite literally my notes say

1207
00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:03,680
make it to phoenix hand jobs and facials

1208
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:05,760
and talons dressing room and by facials

1209
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:10,880
we mean like a pearl necklace

1210
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:12,640
yes yes we do not mean like a face mask

1211
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:15,440
this is not a spa treat yeah there's no

1212
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:16,960
cucumbers on the eyes

1213
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:19,599
i mean there might be but not in the way

1214
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,599
you're thinking

1215
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:26,400
i'm so sorry i'm really

1216
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:26,400
i'm so sorry

1217
00:42:27,599 --> 00:42:32,800
also before they made it to phoenix

1218
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:33,920
while they were all on the bus um

1219
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:37,839
addison

1220
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:38,880
tells taryn not taryn his name is talon

1221
00:42:37,839 --> 00:42:41,280
sure

1222
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:46,160
of course how did i get that one wrong

1223
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:46,160
addison tells talon all about dead dan

1224
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:51,119
so i have a question hold on is he

1225
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:54,319
referred to as dead dan in the book are

1226
00:42:51,119 --> 00:42:56,960
you just doing that i think maybe one

1227
00:42:54,319 --> 00:42:59,440
i think if anything i really took it and

1228
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:02,079
ran with it

1229
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:04,400
dead dan so she tells talon all about

1230
00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:06,319
dead dan so now he understands why like

1231
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:08,800
she hadn't slept with anyone for seven

1232
00:43:06,319 --> 00:43:10,079
years and her flower finally started

1233
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:14,160
tingling again

1234
00:43:10,079 --> 00:43:15,440
when she met talon and kyle so we are

1235
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:17,280
also supposed to believe she has not

1236
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:21,920
been attracted like sexually attracted

1237
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:21,920
anyone or aroused in seven years okay

1238
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:27,200
i have questions

1239
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:28,800
and i will not be getting answers

1240
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,400
i honestly don't know if i even care to

1241
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:32,079
get it i have a lot of questions and i

1242
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:34,640
don't give a [ __ ] about the answers no

1243
00:43:32,079 --> 00:43:38,240
we're not invested enough to do any sort

1244
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:41,599
of speculation about it right so talon

1245
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:44,720
and at the phoenix show brings addison

1246
00:43:41,599 --> 00:43:47,520
out on stage to serenade her during the

1247
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:49,359
eyes song awkward i would hate that well

1248
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:51,040
then she starts singing along and he's

1249
00:43:49,359 --> 00:43:52,720
like oh i'm gonna put the mic between us

1250
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:54,640
so then she starts singing and like

1251
00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:57,040
starts getting into it then realizes he

1252
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:58,640
has stopped singing and then everyone's

1253
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,400
losing their [ __ ] because she has

1254
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,520
started singing

1255
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,319
no

1256
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:04,880
and

1257
00:44:02,319 --> 00:44:05,839
so then she like gets embarrassed and

1258
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,760
then

1259
00:44:05,839 --> 00:44:09,839
it is what it is like after this song

1260
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:11,280
she leaves the show but kami and tristan

1261
00:44:09,839 --> 00:44:12,960
michaels because they live in phoenix

1262
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:14,800
decided to come to this show as well and

1263
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:17,359
see her so then her boss is like we need

1264
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:18,720
to talk and she's like oh [ __ ] i'm about

1265
00:44:17,359 --> 00:44:19,760
to get fired because it's clear that i'm

1266
00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:22,480
like

1267
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:24,720
[ __ ] the [ __ ] the band [ __ ] the

1268
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:27,280
band and i'm on stage singing with them

1269
00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:28,160
when i'm in their pr rep and then cami's

1270
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,480
like

1271
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:33,200
i want to sign you as an artist like

1272
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:35,040
it's also a pr company like i don't

1273
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,720
they're not a label there's a lot of

1274
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:39,359
stuff here that i'm like she's not an

1275
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:41,680
artist she came out to sing

1276
00:44:39,359 --> 00:44:43,839
one duet with an established band she

1277
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:45,760
does not have any songs

1278
00:44:43,839 --> 00:44:46,960
right what is she supposed to be signing

1279
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:49,040
this does not feel like a great

1280
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:53,040
investment on my

1281
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:54,880
end but i'm not cammy so live your life

1282
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:56,880
and then after the show talon keeps

1283
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:58,960
addison on his lap the whole time so

1284
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:02,160
like the groupies are not

1285
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:03,680
coming over and trying to [ __ ] him as

1286
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:05,680
much i don't know

1287
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:07,680
on the drive to the after party they're

1288
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:09,520
in the car in the back seat you have

1289
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:11,440
kyle and then addison sandwich then

1290
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:13,760
talon on the other and you have security

1291
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:16,800
in the front kyle's like i'm gonna

1292
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:17,920
i'm gonna finger addison and like he

1293
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,599
like whispers in her ear he's like you

1294
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,720
need to be quiet

1295
00:45:19,599 --> 00:45:22,880
like don't let them know what's

1296
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:25,520
happening up front and so then like she

1297
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:27,920
comes on his fingers and then he puts

1298
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:30,480
his fingers in talon's mouth in the

1299
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:32,880
backseat and i'm like

1300
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:34,960
i really feel like they can see that

1301
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:36,560
like i mean just because we're not

1302
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:39,599
making a ton of noise doesn't mean

1303
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:41,280
they're blind right

1304
00:45:39,599 --> 00:45:44,000
there is a rear view mirror i would

1305
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:45,920
imagine well and they're also like

1306
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:48,079
talon only really claims addison

1307
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:50,000
publicly he'll like squeeze kyle's hand

1308
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:52,720
in passing but like they're like not

1309
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:54,960
together publicly and like that feels

1310
00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:57,359
like a very

1311
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:59,119
loud statement

1312
00:45:57,359 --> 00:46:01,280
maybe that's just me

1313
00:45:59,119 --> 00:46:03,520
but yes so i'm like okay so this is just

1314
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:05,920
casually happening with security sitting

1315
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:08,720
like also they described it like a sedan

1316
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:11,680
they did not describe this like a limo

1317
00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:13,200
with barrier walls like it it seemed

1318
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:15,440
like there was less than three feet

1319
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:17,359
separating them from the front row

1320
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:19,440
yikes um

1321
00:46:17,359 --> 00:46:21,680
so my next notes on this show just

1322
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:26,400
literally or on the book literally just

1323
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:28,720
say honestly just so much sex they like

1324
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:30,319
they drive to the after party he fingers

1325
00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:31,760
her in the car they get back to the

1326
00:46:30,319 --> 00:46:34,400
hotel

1327
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:36,160
lots of positions everyone got at least

1328
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:38,000
one orgasm

1329
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:40,079
good for them and honestly even the next

1330
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:42,480
chapter starts and it's like

1331
00:46:40,079 --> 00:46:44,400
kyle got an orgasm like kyle finished as

1332
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:46,319
well i just didn't give you the details

1333
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:48,480
or something like so you felt like your

1334
00:46:46,319 --> 00:46:50,640
scene was long-winded

1335
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:52,960
is that what i'm reading that even you

1336
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:54,160
were like i don't want to write it as an

1337
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:57,359
afterthought

1338
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:59,200
kyle also came yes they're like oh

1339
00:46:57,359 --> 00:47:01,839
chapter 43

1340
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:04,560
yeah i guess kyle finished too in case

1341
00:47:01,839 --> 00:47:06,960
you were worried about it kyle finished

1342
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:08,880
right but because kyle didn't have that

1343
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:10,880
scene they felt bad so the next morning

1344
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:12,720
when addison gets up and she's like i

1345
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:14,560
need to shower

1346
00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:15,910
wait is that when that happens it

1347
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:19,280
doesn't matter it

1348
00:47:15,910 --> 00:47:20,400
[Laughter]

1349
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:22,319
i mean

1350
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:24,160
so she gets up the next morning and then

1351
00:47:22,319 --> 00:47:26,960
like kyle joins her in the shower

1352
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:28,559
there's more sex had in the shower and

1353
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:30,160
then when she gets out of the shower she

1354
00:47:28,559 --> 00:47:33,280
opens her computer and like picks up her

1355
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:35,200
phone and it is blowing up and so she's

1356
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:37,040
like what the [ __ ] happened

1357
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:39,200
what went sideways everyone needs to get

1358
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:41,839
into here now so

1359
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:43,599
security starts grabbing all of the band

1360
00:47:41,839 --> 00:47:45,200
guys from their hotel rooms and dragging

1361
00:47:43,599 --> 00:47:47,280
them in

1362
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:50,800
and

1363
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:52,079
dex essentially this is also like the 75

1364
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,280
of the way through the book that's where

1365
00:47:52,079 --> 00:47:54,720
we're at right now

1366
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:57,440
the 75

1367
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:59,440
and this is our plot um so they'll all

1368
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:00,960
come in then dex is like

1369
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:02,960
big grammys i couldn't even grab

1370
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:04,720
clothing so i guess you want me naked

1371
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:06,720
here like just kind of being a pompous

1372
00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:08,880
ass and i get them a towel what the [ __ ]

1373
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:13,359
this is also like 75 might be the first

1374
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:15,760
time addison starts doing any pr work

1375
00:48:13,359 --> 00:48:18,079
well she was busy she had a lot of

1376
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:21,119
penises to deal with

1377
00:48:18,079 --> 00:48:22,160
sorry my makeshift footstool that is an

1378
00:48:21,119 --> 00:48:24,640
empty

1379
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:26,400
liquor box just

1380
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:28,240
made a bumpy sound

1381
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:31,520
my bad um

1382
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:33,119
so she pulls the band in like reams all

1383
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:36,000
of them like this is why i said no

1384
00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:37,760
phones and like and no cameras and then

1385
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,839
they're like are all the girls still in

1386
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:42,640
the room don't let them leave and like

1387
00:48:39,839 --> 00:48:47,200
well like what happened though so

1388
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:49,119
someone released photos of dex like

1389
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:51,359
naked in bed surrounded by several girls

1390
00:48:49,119 --> 00:48:53,200
with like drugs and alcohol sure in the

1391
00:48:51,359 --> 00:48:55,280
background and we're all shocked by that

1392
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:57,680
because he's a rock star

1393
00:48:55,280 --> 00:49:01,319
i was dumbfounded i did not see this

1394
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:01,319
plot twist coming

1395
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,640
so

1396
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:07,040
she like lays into all of them dex is

1397
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:08,079
like appropriately remorseful

1398
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,040
and

1399
00:49:08,079 --> 00:49:11,119
then

1400
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:12,559
they're like all right dex you go sleep

1401
00:49:11,119 --> 00:49:14,319
this off there's nothing else for you to

1402
00:49:12,559 --> 00:49:16,079
do honestly our best option is probably

1403
00:49:14,319 --> 00:49:17,920
going to be not responding or doing

1404
00:49:16,079 --> 00:49:19,520
anything so addison really doesn't do

1405
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:21,520
anything because through this whole

1406
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:23,280
scandal she's like it'll add to his

1407
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:26,240
intrigue because he's a rock star so i'm

1408
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:28,160
not going to release a pr statement like

1409
00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:30,480
what the [ __ ] are you doing outside of

1410
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:34,240
[ __ ] the band and the manager nothing

1411
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:35,680
no she's singing and singing right

1412
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:37,920
so

1413
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:39,359
then when addison's like all right bring

1414
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:41,359
all the girls in here and in while

1415
00:49:39,359 --> 00:49:44,240
they're waiting she starts opening up

1416
00:49:41,359 --> 00:49:46,800
all of the news articles and like texts

1417
00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:48,720
she got and she's like oh i feel kind of

1418
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:52,480
bad something like 20 of that was about

1419
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:56,160
dex the other 80 was the video of me

1420
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:58,960
and talon singing together went viral

1421
00:49:56,160 --> 00:50:02,160
oh my stars so yes most of it was

1422
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:04,240
actually about her and talon

1423
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,520
and them like wanting her to be an

1424
00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:07,280
artist

1425
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:09,040
and like everyone was losing their [ __ ]

1426
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,720
over like someone like had recorded the

1427
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:12,640
full song

1428
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:15,280
at the show

1429
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:17,760
so then she like doesn't want to like

1430
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,800
tell the guys this yet

1431
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:21,280
um

1432
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:22,640
why who cares

1433
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:25,599
right

1434
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:27,359
yeah so then they bring in the girl who

1435
00:50:25,599 --> 00:50:28,720
sold the pictures

1436
00:50:27,359 --> 00:50:30,400
they grabbed her from his room because

1437
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:32,400
they found the pictures on her phone and

1438
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:34,559
then addison's like yeah

1439
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:37,359
i bet whoever you sold them to she's

1440
00:50:34,559 --> 00:50:39,920
like i bet they asked you for 500 like

1441
00:50:37,359 --> 00:50:41,200
or they paid you 500 and i told her they

1442
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,640
turned around and sold these for fifty

1443
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:44,000
thousand dollars and they're like what i

1444
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,040
could have made more money on these

1445
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,359
pictures

1446
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:51,200
and then the girl was like yeah she just

1447
00:50:47,359 --> 00:50:53,040
asked me for proof that i [ __ ] decks

1448
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:54,559
and to send pictures of it and then

1449
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,760
they're like okay what did the girl look

1450
00:50:54,559 --> 00:50:59,119
like

1451
00:50:55,760 --> 00:51:01,280
what was it the assistant yes oh my

1452
00:50:59,119 --> 00:51:03,280
stars so as they're describing it you're

1453
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:04,800
like that's the dumpy

1454
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:06,880
assistant

1455
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,640
and so then the dumpy assistant gets

1456
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:11,040
brought in and then you learn she really

1457
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:15,599
only made ten thousand dollars

1458
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:18,559
off of these photos um but then kate is

1459
00:51:15,599 --> 00:51:20,960
like i had to do it to dex because jax

1460
00:51:18,559 --> 00:51:23,920
is the reason my sister tried to kill

1461
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:25,680
herself and i was like where did this

1462
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:27,760
come from we know nothing about this

1463
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:28,800
sister this is not anything that's been

1464
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:30,880
going on in the book and then she's like

1465
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:32,800
i needed the money for her hospital

1466
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:34,720
bills

1467
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:37,839
to save her

1468
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:37,839
okay um

1469
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:42,559
and yeah no

1470
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:44,720
that pause is the right response so then

1471
00:51:42,559 --> 00:51:46,720
like addison is like why don't you and

1472
00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:48,400
dex go talk about this and then kate's

1473
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:50,160
like i don't want to [ __ ] talk to him

1474
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:52,720
and addison's like well you sure pulled

1475
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:54,240
a big stunt to get his attention did you

1476
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:55,680
think maybe you could just ask him for

1477
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:57,119
help

1478
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:58,960
let's go talk

1479
00:51:57,119 --> 00:52:01,119
so jax and kate go off to have this

1480
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:03,280
conversation

1481
00:52:01,119 --> 00:52:05,359
and then talon is like telling ducks

1482
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:06,480
like you oh like add an apology because

1483
00:52:05,359 --> 00:52:08,160
now she's the one who has to clean up

1484
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:10,000
your mess and addison's like it is just

1485
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:13,040
my job and i'm almost like and she

1486
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:15,040
hasn't done anything except

1487
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:16,880
although in fairness it's been what like

1488
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:19,760
four days so

1489
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:21,920
is there a lot to do in four days

1490
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:24,400
you know you write you write but she

1491
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:26,000
does tell talon and kyle she's like well

1492
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:28,400
and honestly don't even worry because

1493
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,680
dexa scandal has already been buried

1494
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:32,640
because of

1495
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:35,200
mine and then the guy's like wait what

1496
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:37,440
and then she tells kyle and talon that

1497
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,960
cami wants to sign her

1498
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:40,640
and then talon's like you're gonna sing

1499
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:42,240
with me at every concert and she's like

1500
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:45,040
i don't know if i want to do that

1501
00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:46,960
and then like he plucks her nipple while

1502
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:48,720
kyle puts his hand and her pants and

1503
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:51,280
fingers are like what about now will you

1504
00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:52,559
say yes to seeing every concert now

1505
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:54,400
and then

1506
00:52:52,559 --> 00:52:57,359
after enough

1507
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:59,760
plucking of the news i guess

1508
00:52:57,359 --> 00:53:01,920
i don't know they're like oh she's like

1509
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:04,720
yes i'll do it and

1510
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:07,280
so then they all have more sex sure and

1511
00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:08,720
then they all go get tattoos that's on

1512
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:11,359
brand um

1513
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:14,480
and then kyle is like hey i need a new

1514
00:53:11,359 --> 00:53:15,839
personal assistant so why don't you be

1515
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:17,520
my assistant i already told them i had

1516
00:53:15,839 --> 00:53:20,400
someone for the job i'm like okay so now

1517
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:22,079
she's the pr rep who was like so vital

1518
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,920
for this tour and the only person who

1519
00:53:22,079 --> 00:53:27,280
could do it well yeah the good luck

1520
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:30,000
kisses and the good luck kisses um

1521
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:31,599
so she's now the pr rep

1522
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:34,400
the singer

1523
00:53:31,599 --> 00:53:36,880
and the manager's assistant i hope that

1524
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:38,240
she negotiated for a lot more money she

1525
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:40,079
really

1526
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:42,640
is well i think she might just take

1527
00:53:40,079 --> 00:53:44,079
getting real this payment i think that

1528
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:46,240
might be what's happening here good for

1529
00:53:44,079 --> 00:53:47,680
her i can respect that hustle well and

1530
00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:49,280
something else that i said like they're

1531
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:51,200
at the tattoo shop and she's getting

1532
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:53,280
into tattoo on her ribs and the wait

1533
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:54,559
what's the tattoo

1534
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:57,200
intricate

1535
00:53:54,559 --> 00:53:59,200
like filament and

1536
00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:01,839
and stars

1537
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:03,200
under her boob on the left side and then

1538
00:54:01,839 --> 00:54:05,520
she was like i want to get the right

1539
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:06,800
side done too so like do you want to be

1540
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:08,559
any different and she's like i want

1541
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:10,960
hearts instead of stars but i want them

1542
00:54:08,559 --> 00:54:13,119
to be fire hearts and i'm like

1543
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:14,880
these tattoos

1544
00:54:13,119 --> 00:54:16,640
don't sound

1545
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:19,839
good that's the worst thing i've ever

1546
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:22,480
heard and for the record my ribs are

1547
00:54:19,839 --> 00:54:24,400
done completely like i have a wraparound

1548
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,520
front tattoo that comes up onto my

1549
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:27,040
sternum

1550
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:29,440
that is not something that you're like

1551
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:31,839
oh i also would like to do the other

1552
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:34,480
side like that's just not how tattooing

1553
00:54:31,839 --> 00:54:35,760
works does this author have any tattoos

1554
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:38,559
well

1555
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:40,559
because two of the band members went to

1556
00:54:38,559 --> 00:54:42,640
the shop the shop was like hey if anyone

1557
00:54:40,559 --> 00:54:44,240
else wants more tattoos and your band

1558
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:46,720
will shut down our shop for tonight and

1559
00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:49,440
do a private tattooing with all of our

1560
00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:51,520
artists for y'all okay so then she got

1561
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:53,280
the first tattoo done and it took like

1562
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,640
two hours and then they were like well

1563
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:55,920
the other guys have some time to go so

1564
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:58,400
do you just want to get your other side

1565
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,400
done too

1566
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:03,200
it's also

1567
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:05,359
just not how it works though

1568
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:06,960
no well and i also just want to say then

1569
00:55:05,359 --> 00:55:08,880
they were talking about her like back

1570
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:12,720
tattoo and they're like how many hours

1571
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:15,359
was your back piece and she said 62

1572
00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:17,680
hours i'm sorry what

1573
00:55:15,359 --> 00:55:20,799
i have so many questions do you have

1574
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:23,200
your back down hannah no okay i have my

1575
00:55:20,799 --> 00:55:25,520
back not my entire back i have

1576
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:28,720
from like my left shoulder blade onto

1577
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:30,799
the back of my right bicep okay is kind

1578
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:33,760
of done it's a world map made of flowers

1579
00:55:30,799 --> 00:55:35,839
is what i have okay and

1580
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:36,960
i think total

1581
00:55:35,839 --> 00:55:40,559
for

1582
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:41,920
most of my upper back to be tattooed i

1583
00:55:40,559 --> 00:55:43,440
sat for

1584
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:46,000
eight hours

1585
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:49,599
yeah and so when she was like my back i

1586
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:52,640
sat for 62 hours i'm like what the [ __ ]

1587
00:55:49,599 --> 00:55:55,839
back piece do you have i mean straight

1588
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:59,280
up so my left arm like my whole left

1589
00:55:55,839 --> 00:56:01,200
bicep like all wrap around is done my

1590
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:05,280
left forearm is done

1591
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:06,960
my right arm bicep and tricep are done i

1592
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:09,119
have all my

1593
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:10,240
front and back and my forearm of my left

1594
00:56:09,119 --> 00:56:11,359
arm done

1595
00:56:10,240 --> 00:56:15,119
both of my

1596
00:56:11,359 --> 00:56:18,960
thighs are done my right shin is done my

1597
00:56:15,119 --> 00:56:22,720
foot is done my ribs my sternum all done

1598
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:26,319
and that probably wasn't 62 hours

1599
00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:28,400
like that probably wasn't 62 hours

1600
00:56:26,319 --> 00:56:30,079
for real i mean i was looking at these

1601
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,880
numbers and i was like these numbers

1602
00:56:30,079 --> 00:56:31,920
where

1603
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:35,119
what

1604
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:36,640
a tattoo artist did you consult with

1605
00:56:35,119 --> 00:56:38,160
where was it someone's first day of

1606
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:40,640
their apprenticeship and you're like how

1607
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:42,799
long does does this average back beast

1608
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:44,400
take and they were like at least 60

1609
00:56:42,799 --> 00:56:46,960
hours because i'm like what was

1610
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:49,359
happening in that back piece yes because

1611
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:51,359
like legit i'm including the the

1612
00:56:49,359 --> 00:56:53,760
originals and the cover-ups i have two

1613
00:56:51,359 --> 00:56:55,520
cover-ups

1614
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:58,640
what the [ __ ]

1615
00:56:55,520 --> 00:57:01,119
no that's fair if i include my cover-ups

1616
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:03,839
i think i'm

1617
00:57:01,119 --> 00:57:06,480
with all of my tattoos i am like my

1618
00:57:03,839 --> 00:57:08,960
thigh my back my left arm all of my

1619
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:10,799
smaller like all of my tattoos i'm

1620
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:12,400
looking at probably less

1621
00:57:10,799 --> 00:57:14,799
than 40 hours

1622
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:16,400
yeah like i'd say like maybe like

1623
00:57:14,799 --> 00:57:17,599
i haven't added up

1624
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:20,400
the hours but i would say somewhere

1625
00:57:17,599 --> 00:57:21,599
between 30 and 50 hours for all of my

1626
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:24,160
tattoos i was just thinking that

1627
00:57:21,599 --> 00:57:26,799
including definitely less than 50 for me

1628
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:28,480
oh yeah probably 50 is like 50 is very

1629
00:57:26,799 --> 00:57:31,119
generous and i'm like that's all of them

1630
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:34,720
like how your back isn't even that big

1631
00:57:31,119 --> 00:57:37,119
if you are five seven and 145 pounds

1632
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:40,240
to be slender yeah curvy

1633
00:57:37,119 --> 00:57:43,200
because okay

1634
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:45,119
okay so that's where we're at they went

1635
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:47,359
and got tattoos she gets intricate

1636
00:57:45,119 --> 00:57:48,799
tattoos under her boobs which in like

1637
00:57:47,359 --> 00:57:50,400
whenever the guys like want to hug her

1638
00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:52,240
she's like ow

1639
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:54,000
because she can't lift your arms and to

1640
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:56,319
be fair if you've ever had your yeah if

1641
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:59,760
you've ever had your ribs tattooed it is

1642
00:57:56,319 --> 00:58:02,319
a [ __ ] unpleasant yeah i mean i have so

1643
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:05,200
my whole front like i said wrap around

1644
00:58:02,319 --> 00:58:07,359
is done up onto my sternum and even that

1645
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:10,960
like on my ribs on the sides i was like

1646
00:58:07,359 --> 00:58:14,000
that is not my favorite sensation like

1647
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:15,920
that's not pleasant but i was okay until

1648
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:18,000
they got to my sternum and then i was

1649
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:20,160
like i have made a mistake and i want to

1650
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:23,200
die like when they got up onto my

1651
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:24,160
sternum i was like

1652
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:26,480
nope

1653
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:28,640
no no no i had been thinking of more of

1654
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:32,559
like a sternum

1655
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:34,880
rib breast piece more recently yeah no

1656
00:58:32,559 --> 00:58:38,079
you're making me rethink that i would

1657
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:40,960
not recommend i have never

1658
00:58:38,079 --> 00:58:42,319
never in all the tattoos that i have had

1659
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:44,160
been like

1660
00:58:42,319 --> 00:58:46,319
i need this to stop

1661
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:47,599
like i will just have an unfinished

1662
00:58:46,319 --> 00:58:51,280
tattoo

1663
00:58:47,599 --> 00:58:54,799
like legitimately never until she got up

1664
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:56,880
onto my sternum and then i was like

1665
00:58:54,799 --> 00:59:00,480
just one big fat tear

1666
00:58:56,880 --> 00:59:02,079
ruled out my eye and i was like i

1667
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:05,040
will die here

1668
00:59:02,079 --> 00:59:06,480
it was so bad and my best friend was

1669
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:09,839
with me and she was like

1670
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:09,839
do you want some chocolate

1671
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:15,680
i was like no chandler i don't want any

1672
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:17,680
[ __ ] chocolate i want this to end

1673
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:21,280
like chocolate won't make this end

1674
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:22,799
faster no i did eat the chocolate

1675
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:24,960
but as you should i would be

1676
00:59:22,799 --> 00:59:26,160
disappointed if the story turned uh if

1677
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,440
you were like

1678
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:29,280
you're like [ __ ] you and [ __ ] your

1679
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:31,280
chocolate i'm like no you should still

1680
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:33,280
eat the chocolate i i did but it didn't

1681
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:36,880
make it better

1682
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:38,960
you know that happens yeah so

1683
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:41,200
all right back to

1684
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:43,359
claiming claiming addison so what did

1685
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:47,680
the other two guys get

1686
00:59:43,359 --> 00:59:50,079
um well so talon didn't get any tattoos

1687
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:52,640
why didn't he he had a reason because

1688
00:59:50,079 --> 00:59:55,680
he's a little [ __ ] honestly that feels

1689
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:57,119
true to my soul i know it's not what she

1690
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:58,240
he had a reason

1691
00:59:57,119 --> 01:00:00,880
or i

1692
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:02,559
oh he would get sick

1693
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:04,000
whenever he would get tattooed so he's a

1694
01:00:02,559 --> 01:00:05,040
little [ __ ] yeah so he's a little [ __ ]

1695
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:07,520
essentially

1696
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:10,480
and then kyle got two heart not two

1697
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:12,400
hearts he got two stars tattooed

1698
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:14,319
it sounded like the tattoos that were

1699
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:16,640
like really popular in like the 2000s

1700
01:00:14,319 --> 01:00:18,720
like the

1701
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:22,079
five-point star

1702
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:23,200
solid black shading on half this like

1703
01:00:22,079 --> 01:00:24,160
those

1704
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:26,559
where

1705
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:28,240
i think they were on his left

1706
01:00:26,559 --> 01:00:30,000
chest and he does have a tattoo that

1707
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:31,599
said daniel that she saw in all of his

1708
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:34,160
tattoos before i mean i understand that

1709
01:00:31,599 --> 01:00:36,400
that's not relevant but that is actually

1710
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:39,280
i learned the five-pointed star is like

1711
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:42,000
a russian prison tattoo that somehow

1712
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:44,000
became popular in the early odds which

1713
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:45,680
given the current climate

1714
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:48,400
we may want to avoid

1715
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:51,760
yeah let's let's not get russian

1716
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:53,119
paraphernalia yeah tattoos um

1717
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:54,960
well and that's the thing she's like oh

1718
01:00:53,119 --> 01:00:56,400
i didn't ask him what the tattoos meant

1719
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:57,839
i figured he'd tell me if he wanted it

1720
01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:00,319
because one of the tattoos it was black

1721
01:00:57,839 --> 01:01:01,599
and red and the other one was black and

1722
01:01:00,319 --> 01:01:04,720
blue

1723
01:01:01,599 --> 01:01:06,160
ink so i'm like oh i bet it's for talent

1724
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:08,079
and addie

1725
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:10,480
who wants to make

1726
01:01:08,079 --> 01:01:11,599
assumptions like that all of us i'm like

1727
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:13,359
cool

1728
01:01:11,599 --> 01:01:15,040
cool we already often leap to

1729
01:01:13,359 --> 01:01:17,760
conclusions this is not one of those

1730
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:20,240
times just like addison left to

1731
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:23,280
conclusions early on in this book

1732
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:25,359
like but she should not have

1733
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:28,720
we had ground we had we had better

1734
01:01:25,359 --> 01:01:31,200
reasons so she gets her fire hearts

1735
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:33,359
tattooed under one boob and the stars

1736
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:34,799
tattooed under another and just like the

1737
01:01:33,359 --> 01:01:37,040
way they were described i was like there

1738
01:01:34,799 --> 01:01:40,799
is no way that i'm imagining these

1739
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:41,920
tattoos that they are cool tattoos no

1740
01:01:40,799 --> 01:01:44,240
so

1741
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:46,960
whatever [ __ ] it they go and get tattoos

1742
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:49,760
and then talon's like i wrote a song

1743
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:52,720
and she's like oh and then he's like i

1744
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:54,480
want to add it to our set list and i

1745
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:56,480
wrote it as a duet and i want you to

1746
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:58,319
sing it with me

1747
01:01:56,480 --> 01:02:00,240
and

1748
01:01:58,319 --> 01:02:02,160
since she's like oh well i already

1749
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:03,520
committed to singing i don't know maybe

1750
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:05,359
you played me the song but like it's

1751
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:07,839
just kind of this like

1752
01:02:05,359 --> 01:02:09,760
like man once again she went from just

1753
01:02:07,839 --> 01:02:11,680
being the pr rep who already wasn't like

1754
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:13,520
does she have time as the pr rep who's

1755
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:15,200
not doing dick to

1756
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:17,200
i mean she is doing

1757
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:19,119
dick you're right the twitching dick

1758
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:21,440
because she's doing

1759
01:02:19,119 --> 01:02:23,039
she's doing some

1760
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:26,160
like

1761
01:02:23,039 --> 01:02:27,760
oh my gosh just this entire book i can't

1762
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:29,280
um

1763
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:31,200
so whatever i honestly don't remember

1764
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:32,799
the conversation he's like i wrote this

1765
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:33,680
new song she's like i want to hear it

1766
01:02:32,799 --> 01:02:36,720
okay

1767
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:38,960
and then while she's working talon and

1768
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:40,880
kyle go out and like buy her a whole new

1769
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:42,799
wardrobe and they're like you're gonna

1770
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:44,319
be on stage every night like you need

1771
01:02:42,799 --> 01:02:47,920
new clothes

1772
01:02:44,319 --> 01:02:50,000
and then she like loses her [ __ ] on them

1773
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:51,520
and like runs into her room and then

1774
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,440
talon comes in and like talks to her

1775
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:54,480
about it and she just felt like it was

1776
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:57,680
like

1777
01:02:54,480 --> 01:03:00,240
encroaching on her independence

1778
01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:02,880
and then talon tells her

1779
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:05,119
he's a musician because of his childhood

1780
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:06,880
where

1781
01:03:05,119 --> 01:03:09,440
i don't really remember what happened

1782
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:10,960
but zoe is really trying hard for plot

1783
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:14,400
well out of very like she realized she

1784
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:15,839
didn't have any and then was like let me

1785
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:17,280
but here's the thing they're still not

1786
01:03:15,839 --> 01:03:19,920
really plot

1787
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:21,920
because much like j.s scott's books

1788
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:24,559
where you're like the confrontation is

1789
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:26,400
like wrapped up very very quickly almost

1790
01:03:24,559 --> 01:03:28,240
in a way that ends with sex and ends

1791
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:30,000
with with sex yes it's like she loses

1792
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:32,240
your [ __ ] then town like tells her about

1793
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:34,720
his childhood trauma that essentially

1794
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:36,880
led to him and i think his mom being i

1795
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:39,440
think his dad beat him him and his mom

1796
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:42,960
were homeless he learned to play guitar

1797
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:45,760
so he was like a homeless busker child

1798
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:47,520
i think

1799
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:48,559
okay

1800
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:49,440
yes

1801
01:03:48,559 --> 01:03:50,720
or

1802
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:53,920
what's the other word what does that

1803
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:57,039
have to do with the clothes

1804
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:58,960
how he shows love i guess okay so we're

1805
01:03:57,039 --> 01:04:00,400
getting into the five love languages at

1806
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:03,119
the end of this book

1807
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:05,680
um the five languages are like

1808
01:04:03,119 --> 01:04:06,960
heteronormative nonsense like they don't

1809
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:09,280
make any

1810
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:10,799
sense if you really think about it

1811
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:12,640
i know a lot of therapists are super

1812
01:04:10,799 --> 01:04:14,960
into it but i

1813
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:19,200
am not here's the thing much like a lot

1814
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:21,599
of like five love languages enneagram

1815
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:24,240
mbti like

1816
01:04:21,599 --> 01:04:26,559
really any of those things i'm like yeah

1817
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:29,520
they can serve a purpose and be helpful

1818
01:04:26,559 --> 01:04:32,640
but like let's not base our entire

1819
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:35,280
worlds around this it's also like

1820
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:38,400
halfway a horoscope like don't at me but

1821
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:41,599
like that's halfway a horoscope

1822
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:42,880
okay so talon was a homeless busker

1823
01:04:41,599 --> 01:04:45,359
child

1824
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:47,839
i honestly don't remember i think him

1825
01:04:45,359 --> 01:04:49,039
and addison have a

1826
01:04:47,839 --> 01:04:49,839
resolution

1827
01:04:49,039 --> 01:04:50,799
[ __ ]

1828
01:04:49,839 --> 01:04:52,720
something

1829
01:04:50,799 --> 01:04:54,400
they probably orgasm and then they come

1830
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:56,079
out and kyle's like

1831
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:57,680
oh is everything resolved and then he

1832
01:04:56,079 --> 01:04:59,440
tells them that when they're in new york

1833
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:01,680
they'll be staying a little bit longer

1834
01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:04,240
and having to rework their tour because

1835
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:09,039
they're going to be recording

1836
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:11,119
a duet version of the eyes song

1837
01:05:09,039 --> 01:05:13,119
um which is now number one on the

1838
01:05:11,119 --> 01:05:14,000
billboards oh my star but it's number

1839
01:05:13,119 --> 01:05:15,200
one on the billboards but then

1840
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:18,079
everyone's like upset because there's

1841
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:19,680
not a duet version on the billboards

1842
01:05:18,079 --> 01:05:21,920
and then like the last few minutes of

1843
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:24,640
the book are kyle being like it's kyle's

1844
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:26,400
point of view and they're like

1845
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:28,880
i told them the good news about

1846
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:30,720
recording um i didn't tell them the bad

1847
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:32,720
news i got today

1848
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:34,559
and that's the end of the book that's

1849
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:36,000
the you just tell me the bad news no

1850
01:05:34,559 --> 01:05:36,799
because i didn't download the second

1851
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,480
book

1852
01:05:36,799 --> 01:05:41,359
because i was like i don't think i give

1853
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:44,000
a [ __ ] enough to learn about the bad

1854
01:05:41,359 --> 01:05:45,680
news i was like i feel like with the way

1855
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:48,240
this book is going

1856
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:50,640
the bad news could be that they like

1857
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:53,359
are sending another person out to be his

1858
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:55,760
assistant or the bad news could be

1859
01:05:53,359 --> 01:05:57,760
he stubbed his toe that morning right i

1860
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:59,440
mean it legit at this point could be

1861
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:01,839
that she's pregnant and she doesn't know

1862
01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:04,240
yet or something it could be his dick

1863
01:06:01,839 --> 01:06:06,079
twitch the wrong way against his zipper

1864
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:08,400
and now he has

1865
01:06:06,079 --> 01:06:10,559
he's out of commission yeah out of

1866
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:12,640
commission is better than now he has a

1867
01:06:10,559 --> 01:06:14,400
swoop

1868
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:16,559
but yeah um

1869
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:19,839
so how are we rating this should it be

1870
01:06:16,559 --> 01:06:24,079
out of weird russian prison stars i was

1871
01:06:19,839 --> 01:06:27,440
gonna go out of out of 69 bottles yes

1872
01:06:24,079 --> 01:06:28,319
yes out of 69 bottles i would give this

1873
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:30,319
book

1874
01:06:28,319 --> 01:06:32,559
so that's roughly let's round that to 70

1875
01:06:30,319 --> 01:06:34,319
bottles right okay to make the math

1876
01:06:32,559 --> 01:06:36,960
easier that we're not going to do anyway

1877
01:06:34,319 --> 01:06:40,400
no one is going to be up here i don't

1878
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:43,039
know out of 69 or 70 bottles i'm going

1879
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:43,039
to say like

1880
01:06:44,319 --> 01:06:52,799
30 half-filled bottles so 15.

1881
01:06:49,359 --> 01:06:52,799
why are you being weird

1882
01:06:53,359 --> 01:06:56,480
because i didn't want to be that much of

1883
01:06:55,039 --> 01:07:01,440
an [ __ ]

1884
01:06:56,480 --> 01:07:04,799
sorry like 100 just nordica

1885
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:07,599
so it's like 30 bottles but all of those

1886
01:07:04,799 --> 01:07:09,680
bottles had someone remove the lids spit

1887
01:07:07,599 --> 01:07:12,720
in the top of them and then reseal them

1888
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:15,119
no it's like it's like 30 bottles that

1889
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:17,039
were in some rich person's house and

1890
01:07:15,119 --> 01:07:18,640
their kid drank half and refilled them

1891
01:07:17,039 --> 01:07:19,839
with water

1892
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:21,599
yes

1893
01:07:19,839 --> 01:07:23,599
yes that

1894
01:07:21,599 --> 01:07:24,559
that is our metric that is our final

1895
01:07:23,599 --> 01:07:26,400
rating

1896
01:07:24,559 --> 01:07:27,680
thank you for going on that journey with

1897
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:30,240
us

1898
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:31,280
if you just want

1899
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:32,880
like

1900
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:36,880
some

1901
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:40,400
male male female sex scenes

1902
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:42,079
this is a good book for that sure um

1903
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:44,400
because really there's not much else in

1904
01:07:42,079 --> 01:07:45,760
the book outside of those scenes like

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it's one of those really like oh cool

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like the chapter ended the next chapter

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starts we're still there we're still in

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this

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oh they there was a position change

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okay bless you hannah

1911
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thank you yes so um that was the most

1912
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masculine sneeze i've ever had it

1913
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definitely wasn't my husband sneezing in

1914
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the other room that i attributed to

1915
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hannah it was definitely just hannah's

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sneaky thing yep yep so it's allergy

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season it is allergy season

1918
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we're gonna go 30 out of 69 bottles that

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had been consumed by a teenager

1920
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and then refilled so their parents

1921
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wouldn't know yep topped up with water

1922
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that's the best we can offer for this we

1923
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really appreciate you guys hanging in

1924
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there for that one we'll see about other

1925
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books and if they're better in the

1926
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future in this series because we might

1927
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want to find out the bad news spoiler

1928
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also someone else wanted to find out the

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bad news and then tell us

1930
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we wouldn't stop you and we would not be

1931
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upset about the spoilers i may download

1932
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the second book and just read the first

1933
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:56,000
chapter just so i can know and let you

1934
01:08:53,440 --> 01:08:58,159
know but well yeah i read this like the

1935
01:08:56,000 --> 01:09:01,359
synopsis for the second book it looks

1936
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like someone may attack addison on tour

1937
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like they were like is she safe

1938
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so who knows this may turn into a mafia

1939
01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:12,000
romance as well who can say love that

1940
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journey for us right do we i don't love

1941
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this journey um i might circle back this

1942
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journey at some point when i get

1943
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desperate and don't have other things to

1944
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read

1945
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um i

1946
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wanted to like this book i tried i

1947
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really tried to like this book i tried

1948
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to give it a plot

1949
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you did you worked really hard i gave

1950
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:36,319
that book way more plot than it had so

1951
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you're welcome thank you all right y'all

1952
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have a good evening thank you for

1953
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hanging out with us today we're sorry

1954
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that this is this is the book see you

1955
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next time guys bye

1956
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next week on smut club in my head dwayne

1957
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the rock johnson

1958
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will be playing the scorpion in this

1959
01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:59,040
entire book this is not that but i do

1960
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think that imagining dwayne will be

1961
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helpful

1962
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and just a brief shout out dwayne if

1963
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you're listening hit me up

1964
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so

1965
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when we love you my husband and i put

1966
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you on our family holiday christmas card

1967
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yeah you did so like yeah yeah hit us up

1968
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we'd love we'd love to know what smut

1969
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you're into these days yeah

1970
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i mean make a request man we will review

1971
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it 100

1972
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or you can read it with us and we can

1973
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:25,250
review it with you that is living the

1974
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dream

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[Music]

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well that's it for this week's mud [ __ ]

1977
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we hope it was good for you

1978
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because it sure was great for us

1979
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if you're digging what we're doing it

1980
01:10:37,679 --> 01:10:41,920
would mean a lot if you take a minute to

1981
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:43,760
rate and review the show wherever you're

1982
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:46,400
listening right now

1983
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maybe tell that sexy someone to lend us

1984
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an ear

1985
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we love you

1986
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we appreciate you

1987
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and we'll see you next week

1988
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stay spotty

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[Music]

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you