[upbeat music] The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast
This is the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. How's Peaches today?
Well, uh, yesterday, for some reason, during the To Peach Their Own segment, I had the great idea of trying to remember every single band I've ever seen live.
[laughs] Okay. Good luck, dude.
And so I, I think I got them all.
Real, real.
There was a, there was a couple when I was driving to Rexburg that I was like, "Oh, yeah, I did see that band live." So then I wrote it down real quick in my phone and then, yeah.
Very nice.
Yeah, I got it on the list.
Very nice. Yeah, I wish that since I was a kid I would've kept a list going like, uh, Lou Brutts has.
That's what I have-
Yeah
... right now on my, uh, site that I'm working on.
Very nice. Very nice.
I, I own the domain for my own name and everything, so.
Very cool. I need to use my website that I bought, what, about a year ago?
I, I got inspired [laughs] by it 'cause I-
[laughs]
... I went to it recently and I was like, yeah, I gotta make my own.
Yeah.
I gotta get my social media feeds on the homepage and everything.
I know. Mine, I started on it and then I, you know, failed. You know, I'm terrible like that. Start a project, fail. Start a video game, fail to finish it. I don't know. I need more free time.
Well, I think Lou Brutts also has, like, m- maybe a team of people to help him out.
Possibly.
I don't think he's really doing everything on his own.
I mean, I don't know when it comes to his website, I would assume he's doing it himself. I know, like, Hard Drive, you know, he'll record the voice and then somebody slaps it together. But yeah, not sure exactly how the process works aside from that, so. 'Cause I, I helped Lou set up his, uh, Roadcaster when, when he ordered that. So yeah, I... There's no way I could remember all the bands I've seen.
I, I think I have a total of 108-
All right
... on there.
All right. Nice.
Yeah. I mean, I have the... It's funny 'cause the In-N-Out founder, Lynsi Snyder, she's the granddaughter of the founders-
Mm-hmm
... but she's technically, she's the owner. But she has a band called 48 Special because the-
48 Special
... well, because the, uh, the company started in 1948.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
And it was a, she was the opener for Kiss when they came and performed for all the employees for the, uh, 70th anniversary.
It's gotta be nice when you book your own show, [laughs] you know?
[laughs] I guess.
All right, I'm gonna book Kiss, and I'm opening.
Yeah. [laughs]
[laughs] How much money you gonna cost me to book Tool, Peaches?
Too much.
[laughs] Probably.
Uh, I mean, you could try asking ... You could try becoming friends with Lynsi.
That's true. Will you book Tool, and, uh, then have my band open?
She keeps, uh... Well, she keeps doing these types of shows for each anniversary In-N-Out's open, so.
Wow.
I think they just celebrated 75 or 80, something like that. No. Wait, what am I even talking about? What's nin- 1948 to now?
Uh, I, I ain't gonna math right now, Peaches. That's a long time. That's, that's what I'm going for.
Well, I just know there was a recent anniversary show they did with, uh, with Papa Roach and 311.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Hmm. Interesting. That's cool they do that for the employees.
Yeah, just the employees only.
Wow.
That's it.
Hey, Jade, what have you done for me lately? Hmm? Crickets, Peaches.
Give you more work. [laughs]
Yeah, that's right. Give me more work. That's all you do. Not a show in sight for me and Peaches. Thanks a lot, buddy. [upbeat music] This is the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. I'm Victor.
I'm Peaches, and you know that, uh, page, Barrett Media?
Yeah.
They posted, uh, yesterday saying, "On this day, Big Boy signed with Real 92.3 for $10.3 million."
Jeez. $10.3 million?
What got him to that, to that level of, uh, pay?
That's a great question. I mean, he's in a, what, LA?
Yeah, he's been in LA for many, many years. He, he was on, uh, Power 106, which is the rival hip hop station.
Okay.
And then he did the big switchover to Real 92.3, and that was a huge thing. The reason why he's called Big Boy is he was so fat back in the day, and then he had that surgery. He was like one of the first people to get that surgery to lose all the weight.
Yeah.
And now he's really, really skinny.
But he's still Big Boy.
Still Big Boy.
All right.
Can't be Skinny Boy.
Man.
I feel like once you build that brand, you can't just switch.
Yeah.
And he's a- and also one of the nicest people.
Really?
I told you about the ... I told you about that story, about how I met him in the iHeartMedia bathroom.
Oh, yeah. You, you-
My head was above the stall.
That's right. [laughs]
[laughs]
"Don't look at me."
Yeah. [laughs]
[laughs] Oh, I see why they call you Big Boy. [laughs]
[laughs]
Jeez, Peaches. [laughs]
Well, I didn't say that.
Can't believe you said that to him. [laughs]
[laughs] Well, that wasn't what I was gonna talk about, but okay.
[laughs]
[laughs] Just been chewing me up.
But that'd be at least Ryan Seacrest.
[laughs] Oh. [upbeat music] [laughs] Magnolia Park Shallow. I'm still laughing, Peaches, from the last break. Still laughing. So-
Okay. [laughs]
... [laughs] wh- what were you gonna talk about?
Uh, you know that-
Before I derailed everything
... that meteorite that crashed into to Ohio?
Uh-huh.
Just crashed into Ohio. You see that story?
I did.
Cool.
I did. I talked about it this morning.
Nice.
Ah. So that, that's what you wanted to talk about.
Sure. Yeah.
What does that have to do with Barrett Media?
I just brought that up because I wanted-
Oh
... to bring up Big Boy's pay.
At $10 million?
Give Jade a slight hint, you know.
Yeah, I, I found ... [laughs] Yeah. Jade, are you listening?
[laughs]
You know? How about just a small fraction of that, you know? [laughs]
How about $10?
$10. [laughs]
Just grab 10 bucks from your wallet and give it to me, please.
Give me a dollar.
I need to, uh, buy some lunch today.
[laughs] Well, maybe if you find a piece of a meteorite you could sell it. But you'd have to go to, yeah, Ohio. How much, how much are meteorites worth? 'Cause-
Heck if I know.
Well, let's find out.
You looked at me like I had the answer. [laughs]
[laughs] How much are meteorites worth? They generally go from 50 cents to over $1,000 per gram depending on type, rarity, and beauty. So-
You know, I'll take the 50 cents at this point.
Yeah, it says a one-pound rock can range from a few hundred dollars to over one million dollars. I tell you what I'd [laughs] be doing if I was in Ohio
Well, that, that's what I was saying yesterday. It's like if that's a, truly a meteorite, just rush to where it landed.
Yeah.
Rush over there, grab a piece, and run to the nearest what... Where do you go from there?
Uh, you would want to take it, um, 'cause I was looking at an article about this earlier, where they were telling you, like, don't pick it up with your bare hands 'cause, like, the oil on your hands can mess it up.
Oh, yeah.
You gotta, you know, wear gloves or u- use, like, aluminum foil.
But it came crashing in at 40,000 miles per hour.
Well-
It exploded.
Yeah, but it, it's not gonna hurt you, but you could mess it up with, you know, your dirty hands.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay, gotcha.
So and then the value decreases, and you can't wash it or do anything like that 'cause it'll rust.
Well, couldn't it be a piece of the, uh, the space station that they said was gonna crash down?
Oh, I did see an article about that. Did it crash? Let's see.
Oh, I thought that's what, that's what this was.
No.
'Cause I was more so making fun of the people that, you know, usually post in Life in Idaho Falls going, "What was that loud boom?"
[laughs]
And there was tons of people in Ohio affected by this. Several, uh... A bunch of houses were shaken. You could hear it all the way in New York.
Wow. Yeah, I mean, I saw videos of cameras shaking and things like that 'cause I think the meteorite blew up in, uh, in the air. But I don't-
'Cause it came down at such a fast speed, right?
Uh, yeah. But I don't know if that, uh, spacecraft has crashed yet. Uh, it's a 1,300-pound spacecraft expected to reenter Earth's atmosphere, atmosphere, excuse me, back on the 10th. And, uh, I don't recall seeing anything about, about it crashing, um, or causing any mayhem. But there, there's nothing here. Maybe I need to call it a satellite, not a spaceship [laughs] to find the right vehicle.
Yeah, it's the, uh, part of the space station.
Um,
I think it's just a, uh, NASA satellite. Yeah. I don't think it was part of the space station.
Huh.
But, uh-
Well, there's tons of satellites up in the, up in space that, who knows what, like, what could come crashing down. I, I think I did see an article not that long ago talking about how, um, eventually all this space debris would just come flying down-
Mm-hmm
... because we have so much crap out there now.
It's amazing how much space junk there is. It's cra- Like, when we were out with Lou, you know, he has that app on his phone, and he's able to tell what is space junk, you know, what are satellites. Pretty, pretty crazy all the crap floating around out there. Yeah, all of these articles said it would crash last week on Tuesday or Wednesday, but then I don't see any updates. So it must've been pretty boring.
[laughs]
Like, not even a chunk falling on somebody's house or anything like that.
Right. And it landed in the middle of a field of Ohio, this, uh, meteorite.
Yeah. And it was in Ohio where the spacecraft was supposed to, uh, or the satellite was supposed to crash, too. So yeah, I don't know. I'm, I'm looking through Google News, and all of it is like, "Hey, it's gonna happen," but nothing about it happening.
Hmm.
I wonder if we have a slight chance it hits our transmitter.
[laughs] Oh, great.
Or better yet, it hits that local podcast. [laughs]
[laughs] [upbeat music] Soundgarden, the day I tried to live on the noon hour of madness and mayhem. What's happening, Peaches?
Oh, nothing. You have something?
No. No, I got nothing to talk about. I was scrolling Barrett Media, reading all their useless stories about radio. I don't know. There's not a lot of excitement going on in our world. It looks like all the moves seem to be happening in sports radio, Peaches. Probably because there's not a lot [laughs] of music radio DJs and stuff left. Oh, Terry Clifford coming out of retirement.
No way.
[laughs] To take middays at CJ Country. Bringing her back.
I just missed it so much.
[laughs]
And now that Opie and Anthony are no longer a thing-
[laughs]
... I can have a great career.
[laughs]
Now that I'm 78 years old.
Oh my God. [laughs]
That was until Peaches and Victor started attacking Terry Clifford for no absolute reason.
[laughs]
Take that, you old lady.
[laughs] That'd be so mean.
The future is now.
[laughs]
I mean, it's hard to believe that you're probably, like, 30 years younger than her. [laughs]
I know. Probably 30 years younger than most radio DJs.
Bring the B Movie Coffee Club.
[laughs]
[laughs] What, what... Was it the B, the B something coffee club?
The, the, it was the B-
B Morning?
Yeah, the B Morning Coffee Club. Isn't that what I said?
I think you said B Movie.
Oh. No, not, not the B Movie.
[laughs]
No, no, no. The B Morning Coffee Club. They were talking about, uh, that, that tournament in Rochester.
[laughs]
The Battle of the Morning Shows or whatever.
[laughs]
The Battle of the Shows overall.
[laughs]
And it opened Anthony versus them, and then of course, you know, everybody just started roasting the crap out of Terry Clifford on that show.
Poor Terry Clifford.
Oh, man, I wonder what it's like. 'Cause I, I asked Cutter on that latest episode of Talking Between the Songs, 'cause, uh, they made fun of, uh, Rick and Len back in the day.
Yeah, yeah.
And then that show became Rick and Cutter, then Rick passed away. But a- I apparently Rick, uh, in, slightly enjoyed it.
Oh, yeah?
I don't necessarily recall his answer. Man, I would too. I mean, like, that's a huge honor.
Oh, yeah.
To have Opie and Anthony make fun of your show.
Totally. And their fans would get on and, like, trash their social media pages and-
Yeah
... all that kind of fun stuff.
I mean, we just have one, like, lousy person in the area trashing our pages, or trying to at least.
Trying to. You know, they, they do a little bit of vague, you know-
Yeah
... vague crap talk.
Opie and Anthony, they were... [laughs] They would obliterate. [laughs]
I, I would love to send him a clip of that show. [laughs]
Oh, yeah. [laughs]
[laughs]
What, what-
Jacktober time
... what Patrice O'Neal would say about that co-host would be, would be great. [laughs]
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