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ladies and gentlemen

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Guys and Dolls and everyone in between

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gather round

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something real nice to sip on and comfy

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to slip on

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cause it's time for smut Club

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here's your hosts Chelsea and Anna

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hey everybody Welcome to smut club I'm

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Hannah and I'm Chelsea how are you today

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we want to know we too we're curious how

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are you yeah just you know we never hear

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from you

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[Laughter]

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we do we do sometimes hear from you and

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honestly it's our favorite thing when we

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hear from you

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and that's how we found this book yes

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that is actually how we found the book

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that we are reviewing today it's called

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under her Authority by LT shade

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um

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we're just gonna jump in so this one

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you're taking the lead and you're the

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one who read it yeah you take the lead

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you'll have to tell me after if you also

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want to read it or if me reading it was

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enough for both of us

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um just based on that don't make any

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decisions okay okay okay no no no you

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you don't know yet okay okay okay I mean

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I think I know exactly how you're gonna

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vote but just don't be judgy you haven't

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even heard the review I'm pumping a

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break I was judging based on your

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judgingness but I will pump the brakes

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all right when I was in grad school

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a family Fall Festival

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and they asked him asked me to be a

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judge for the children's costume contest

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oh no and I went absolutely I love

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judging people

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and they thought I was joking and I'm

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like no this is really where I thrive

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and that's that's some [ __ ] for me to

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process through in therapy because

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like my mother has straight up said

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I know where I get it from and sometimes

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it can be a plus and sometimes my

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husband's like

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you need to take a deep breath because

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everything is fine and you notice all of

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the tiny details and everything

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so yeah the my Baseline is probably

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judgier than the average person I would

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and I'd say we're working through it but

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if you can't fix it feature it and

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that's why we have a podcast

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yes okay so we have the book under her

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Authority we open with rose rose she is

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young she is super successful she's been

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working in Texas for the last several

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years um and her fiance Simon

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cheated on her with a co-worker

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um things did not end well with her

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co-worker or his co-worker her co-worker

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things did not end well at her last job

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marketing director at a startup back in

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Charlotte and she's from just outside of

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Charlotte North Carolina but she hasn't

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been back in eight years

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um which more will unfold there but

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I have this marketing director title

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which is awesome for how young I am and

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like maybe I can leverage that for

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something else and she's like but it's

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means less than if it was

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is somewhere more established

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um and you know I think it depends on

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she is flying back to North Carolina for

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this job like it's not like she left

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Texas with things like not going well

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like disgraced right maybe that's just

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um we need Rose's Family

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there's just like there's so many

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Southern stereotypes

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so many similes and like so many like

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grown up in the South Hannah and just

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like all of those that you're like do

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people actually say this [ __ ] or is that

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just like how people speak when they

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think of someone in the South yeah we

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had to a grasshopper and like [ __ ] like

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that and you're like right right okay

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more nervous than a cat in a room full

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of rocking chairs that kind of [ __ ] yeah

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jumpier than a virgin at the Prison

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was gonna say I haven't I don't recall

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that does sound like Blanche

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like sweating like a [ __ ] in church yes

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I told my husband that I think I want my

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next tattoo to be a Golden Girls

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themed tattoo I thought you were gonna

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say something about a [ __ ] in church

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I was about to make such a mean joke I

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was like oh just a picture of your face

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and then I was like holy [ __ ] Chelsea

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see this is where my judging is it's a

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problem it's not a problem I'm crying

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but like tears of laughing yes tears of

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laughter that was [ __ ] awesome

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oh my God okay so you should totally get

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a tattoo on my face you should get the

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guy who did stevos to do it for you

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on um

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the on season I think 13 of Ink Master

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there was an episode where they could

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tattoo anything they wanted and one of

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the guys was like I'm gonna tattoo Jimmy

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snazz one of the other contestants on

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The Show Who's like always wearing these

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about him but they were like he's like

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yeah I'm doing a Jimmy snez Gremlin

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tattoo what something crazy like that

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I appreciate that they said you could

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tattoo anything you want and this man

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said challenge [ __ ] accepted like I

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will I will yes so we meet Rose's Family

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got it very stereotypical Southern very

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stereotypical Southern

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um she doesn't tell them that things

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have ended with her fiance because she's

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really embarrassed and so she's just

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great job opportunity and like we're

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working things out and like like but

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like it doesn't say a word to anyone

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um and then we meet her best friend

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Olive as well

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that is my dog playing with my cat

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thanks Brandon thanks Brandon and Craig

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also for y'all who will have to post a

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picture at some point on social media of

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our of my pets so that you have some

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predominantly hairless Devon Rex cat

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threatening no she's precious he's

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precious he likes to perch on my

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shoulder and meetings he's like a little

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parrot and Brandon is like a 30 pound

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pug and

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the way Brandon runs from Craig you're

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like I think the problem is Brandon will

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like swat at Craig

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um and he's just kind of like flailing

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when he does it and Craig

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has fewer hits but far more accuracy

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that makes sense yeah he has a larger

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Target in fairness you know that is also

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true he does have a larger Target

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but no like Craig Will likes it like if

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like on a couch and if Brandon is

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walking Underneath Him He will just like

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to the top of his head and then

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Brandon's like what happened I don't

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what oh Brandon we love Brandon he's we

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do such a derp

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um so yes we also meet Rose's best

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friend Olive

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um who's going to be her new roommate

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and all of this flirting with Rose's

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twin brother Holton

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um who's also like a local police

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officer

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but like it's kind of weird for Rose

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because she's like I haven't seen a lot

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of them in person for eight years if

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they didn't come visit me in Texas

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because she has some trauma related to

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so that night Olive and Rose are like we

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gonna go out we gonna have a blast

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Oliver's like I bought you this sexy ass

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outfit put it on they get ready and they

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go out

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plan to get laid like that is the

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I'm like you know

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you're not bullshitting yourself yeah we

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know what we're doing here yes

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so they go out to this club they're

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separated I don't really know what

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happens or how they get separated

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um but Rose goes up to the bar to get a

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drink there's this dude Devin who offers

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to buy her one and she's like okay yeah

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sure but every time she checks her phone

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Simon her ex-fiance keeps calling

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and so she's like [ __ ] I guess I like

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she just called like five times in a row

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I guess I should take this so she tries

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to go find a private place to like take

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this phone call and enters a private

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room that has like a no entry sign so

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she goes in this room that has like a do

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not enter sign on it or some [ __ ] like

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that and walks in on a super hot dude

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getting a [ __ ] from a girl girl that

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I think might have a blindfold on I

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it doesn't matter it doesn't really

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um she's just standing there then like

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watching this scene that she walked in

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nice and she's like

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he is hot and this is hot and I am

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aroused

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and I like her phone rings again or

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something like she makes eye contact

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like the dude like is very aware of her

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in the room but then the the girl who's

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giving him the [ __ ] is like what was

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that he's like oh just my phone don't

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worry about it

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and so then she like takes off

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yeah like he sees her but she escapes

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um she gets back to the bar feeling

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aroused kisses Devin

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okay yeah and then but she's like I'd

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feel bad sleeping with him since I'd be

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thinking of [ __ ] man that's what I'm

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calling him because we don't know his

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name we just know he's hot and was

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getting a [ __ ] so she's like

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uh I I can't I couldn't sleep with him

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I'd feel guilty about it but then we're

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like where's Olive Olive left her for a

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booty call

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ew yeah like Olive's like I don't need

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to find me some strange at the club I

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have a booty call that I can go hook up

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with is that her brother

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maybe maybe not honestly at this point I

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don't really know the brother does play

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in in the future but at this point I'm

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like

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I don't know nor did I really care fair

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enough yeah that's fair yeah um

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but

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she doesn't know where Olive's car is

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downtown like Olive's like yeah I left

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for this booty call take my car I don't

293
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know something like that

294
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there might be details that clarify this

295
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there might not be

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um is this user error or is this author

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error who can say a little bit of both

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um

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yeah so she's like I don't know where

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her car is and I'm just in like [ __ ]

301
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downtown Charlotte in my little hoochie

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mama dress like

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yeah downtown Charlotte's not really the

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the nicest area last time I was there it

305
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wasn't the safest yeah I'm like I feel

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like people are like it's North Carolina

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how bad can it be pretty [ __ ] bad

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guys yeah I'm like

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there's a lot of places that I'm just

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honestly most places at night if I don't

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know where I am it's a no yeah it's just

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not my thing

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um so then

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hot [ __ ] guy shows up Suddenly and

315
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like sees her wandering I don't whatever

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and he's like hey why don't you come to

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this bar with me and and she's and then

318
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he's like you're buying his payment for

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this show I gave you earlier like

320
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something like baby boy you didn't give

321
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me a show the girl on her knees gave me

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a show you were just present

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you participated you just stood there

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like yes

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um but like rose won't tell him her name

326
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and she's like yeah that's not important

327
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you don't need to know this

328
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so they get to the bar and

329
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um [ __ ] man's cousin owns it okay

330
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um and he teaches her how to play eight

331
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ball

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I don't know it's like every stereotype

333
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of a man teaching a woman how to play

334
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pool pressing up on her back and yeah

335
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all the innuendos putting her hips oh

336
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yeah all of the building tension all of

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the

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sliding it into the hole

339
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I don't know

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um and she keeps saying like I'm not

341
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gonna sleep with you like this isn't

342
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going anywhere

343
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um but then as they're talking he's

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realizing like they have a lot in common

345
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they both work in Creative Marketing and

346
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he's like

347
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no this girl's like super hot and I'm

348
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into her like I know it kind of started

349
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weird but like I think I kind of like

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her

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um he doesn't tell her his job like his

352
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full job he just kind of says he works

353
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in like the creative industry as well

354
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um but we do learn he's former military

355
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we also learn he's been burned by like a

356
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previous romantic relationship which is

357
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why he just like tends to sleep around

358
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at this point so he can't be hurt again

359
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we're covering a lot of ground here I

360
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feel

361
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that's a lot of information to share I

362
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think well I don't actually know if the

363
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previous relationship thing was

364
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mentioned or that was just like in his

365
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thoughts but we do you do learn like

366
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they have a conversation about him being

367
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former military so if I'm remembering

368
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correctly she like asks about one of his

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tattoos

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and it was related to a dude that he'd

371
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served overseas with got it um

372
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they end up closing down the bar

373
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together and he helps her find her car

374
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um and then

375
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it asked because this entire time she's

376
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like yeah I'm not gonna sleep with you

377
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I'm not gonna sleep with you and I wanna

378
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I'm gonna flirt and have all these

379
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in your Endo jokes

380
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the cool game but like

381
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so but it goes from like not gonna sleep

382
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with you not gonna sleep with you he

383
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helps her find her car

384
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they end up owning back at his place

385
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nice

386
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um have this like incredible

387
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mind-blowing sex she has four orgasms

388
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get out it

389
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yeah I do love whenever but like when

390
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you're just like I'm like really

391
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really

392
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yeah

393
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I feel like when you pick up strange at

394
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a bar that the chances of it just like

395
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hitting off like that are pretty slim

396
00:16:00,779 --> 00:16:04,500
unless we're having a lot of

397
00:16:02,279 --> 00:16:05,880
communication

398
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:08,040
well

399
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um I was watching The Tick Tock recently

400
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:12,540
of like a couple of comedians talking

401
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:14,760
and

402
00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:16,160
one of them was like yeah like I mean I

403
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:19,079
can count like

404
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:21,480
on with my with my hands the number of

405
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:23,100
times I've gotten a woman off

406
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,480
and the other dude was like what are you

407
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:26,579
talking like every time and they're like

408
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:28,380
wait every time and he's like I mean

409
00:16:26,579 --> 00:16:30,120
like not with a hookup but like with the

410
00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:31,620
person that I'm like in a committed

411
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,459
relationship with that I'm married to

412
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:36,000
like

413
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yes their pleasure matters and then

414
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:41,339
other guys were like wow

415
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:43,019
huh Jesus Christ yeah and I was like I

416
00:16:41,339 --> 00:16:46,500
can't tell if you're joking right now

417
00:16:43,019 --> 00:16:48,120
and I'm terrified you're not and I do

418
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:51,300
think that's one of the hilarious things

419
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:54,899
about smut is I'm like

420
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:58,680
there's there's so many orgasms that

421
00:16:54,899 --> 00:16:59,880
just like right you're like

422
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:02,279
is

423
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:04,380
I I guess that's why we read it right to

424
00:17:02,279 --> 00:17:07,079
escape to hope that one day we too can

425
00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:08,540
have that many well I mean I guess but

426
00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:12,299
like

427
00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:15,179
it's also just that they don't know each

428
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:17,220
other like I would believe it more yes

429
00:17:15,179 --> 00:17:19,439
if it was an established relationship

430
00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:21,720
and they knew each other and could

431
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:24,980
communicate and knew what the other

432
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:27,419
person liked but otherwise it's like

433
00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:28,980
[ __ ] like no she didn't

434
00:17:27,419 --> 00:17:31,559
no she didn't

435
00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:32,520
it reminds me of you remember

436
00:17:31,559 --> 00:17:35,940
um

437
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:39,360
How I Met Your Mother the show yeah

438
00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:42,240
um there was that one episode where I

439
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:45,419
don't remember the context at all but

440
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:47,880
whatever her name is Lily was like

441
00:17:45,419 --> 00:17:51,020
yeah don't worry about it College Lily

442
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:53,880
thought those were orgasms like

443
00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:58,520
yeah I remember like that's what I think

444
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:58,520
of I'm like oh she thought

445
00:17:58,919 --> 00:18:03,720
no that's super valid because that like

446
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:05,820
I'm like I don't know I feel like until

447
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:08,700
you end up like in an established

448
00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:10,500
relationship it's always a even if it's

449
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:12,900
good it's still like a little clumsy

450
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:15,480
yeah like it's never gonna be like the

451
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:18,059
best sex of your life no it's with a

452
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:19,860
one-night stand we're still learning

453
00:18:18,059 --> 00:18:22,320
each other we don't know what the other

454
00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:27,120
person likes and like what they don't

455
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:29,880
and and yeah like you don't know

456
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:33,179
so she came four times

457
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:34,620
yeah so hypothetically wink wink she had

458
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:36,600
four orgasms

459
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:39,600
um he wakes up the next morning and

460
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:42,840
she's gone she left a note that just

461
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:45,539
said like I had a good time oh he also

462
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:48,200
like he was calling her PT for peeping

463
00:18:45,539 --> 00:18:51,120
Tom because she never told her her name

464
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:54,120
so like she may have signed it like had

465
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:55,980
a good time PT or something like that

466
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:57,419
um and he's like what no like I really

467
00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:59,160
liked her and I can't believe she left

468
00:18:57,419 --> 00:19:01,080
like this like what the [ __ ] and then

469
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:03,080
he's like wait is this how women feel

470
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:07,679
when I do this

471
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:09,299
yes dumbass yes it is and while he still

472
00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:10,799
doesn't know her name he decides he's

473
00:19:09,299 --> 00:19:13,799
going to track her down because he's

474
00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:14,640
like no I like her I want this I want

475
00:19:13,799 --> 00:19:17,400
her

476
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I want more opportunities and how are we

477
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,820
doing that

478
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well that's the end of the book so who

479
00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:28,559
can say stop I'm totally kidding

480
00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:30,799
um I'm gonna be like well it was enough

481
00:19:28,559 --> 00:19:34,380
Ella

482
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and see the next morning so Rose

483
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:37,980
actually had to get up early because the

484
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:40,740
next morning her brother was coming over

485
00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:42,120
before his shift to help her move in all

486
00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:44,520
of her stuff

487
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:47,220
um so she gets home

488
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:49,020
she clearly looks like she had fun she

489
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:50,940
then is in the shower masturbating

490
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:53,760
thinking about how fun

491
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:55,919
last night was the four orgasms weren't

492
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,820
enough this is more evidence to my

493
00:19:55,919 --> 00:20:01,080
theory

494
00:19:56,820 --> 00:20:03,240
she thought they were orgasming exactly

495
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:07,140
um but like while her brothers helping

496
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:09,600
her move she starts to have like this

497
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:11,039
like flashbacky moment about the fact

498
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,480
that she like hadn't been back in eight

499
00:20:11,039 --> 00:20:15,120
years

500
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:17,640
um and we learned that like there's some

501
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:19,679
sort of trauma stemming from a camp that

502
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:22,200
she used to go to

503
00:20:19,679 --> 00:20:23,520
um when the dude is now Behind Bars we

504
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:25,919
don't know all of the details but like

505
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:28,679
you can kind of start to assume there's

506
00:20:25,919 --> 00:20:30,299
like like a sexual assault or something

507
00:20:28,679 --> 00:20:31,740
of that capacity but like it's not like

508
00:20:30,299 --> 00:20:33,059
fully fleshed out for you at this point

509
00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:33,960
got it

510
00:20:33,059 --> 00:20:35,340
um

511
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:37,440
but like

512
00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:39,059
her brother and best friend are like

513
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:41,220
very sensitive to the fact that like

514
00:20:39,059 --> 00:20:43,679
they like see that she's like going into

515
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:44,820
a slightly darker space and they're well

516
00:20:43,679 --> 00:20:45,960
because she's like looking at her

517
00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:47,880
brother and

518
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:49,380
I think she's like mid-20s right like

519
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,880
mid to late 20s I don't fully remember

520
00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:52,620
but I'm like okay well if you haven't

521
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:54,299
been back in eight years like if you

522
00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:56,960
left when you were 18 to go to college

523
00:20:54,299 --> 00:20:56,960
somewhere else

524
00:20:58,039 --> 00:21:04,260
yeah and so her brother I mean that's a

525
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:06,960
lot of life that your twin has led right

526
00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:08,760
where you're like oh man like I haven't

527
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:10,320
been here for it I've missed a lot of so

528
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,580
but like I haven't been back because of

529
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,799
all of this stuff and it was too hard

530
00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:14,340
for me and blah blah blah

531
00:21:13,799 --> 00:21:16,200
um

532
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:18,720
so after that Rose ends up going to

533
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:21,240
brunch with her friends

534
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:22,980
honestly her it just felt like some 13

535
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:25,559
year old girls giggling over some boys

536
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:28,799
like I was like what

537
00:21:25,559 --> 00:21:30,900
I don't I don't know I love a good day

538
00:21:28,799 --> 00:21:32,640
drinking brunch as much as the next toe

539
00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:34,500
sure but like

540
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:36,539
is that what all of us sound like and we

541
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:37,860
just don't realize it I like to think

542
00:21:36,539 --> 00:21:40,320
we're slightly better well I don't know

543
00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:43,080
what do they sound like

544
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:46,620
like I literally just put they all sound

545
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:48,659
like they're 13 and annoying

546
00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:50,340
um I mean I don't think that we sound

547
00:21:48,659 --> 00:21:52,080
like that but other people may have

548
00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:55,200
differing opinions

549
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:57,840
yeah well so her phone rings and it's

550
00:21:55,200 --> 00:22:00,900
Devin from the bar last night calling to

551
00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:02,460
ask her out for dinner that night

552
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:04,020
um but like when he calls and she

553
00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:05,640
answers because she's like telling her

554
00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:08,100
friends like about like they were like

555
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:09,480
either she told them or like Olive her

556
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:11,820
friends know she got laid and they're

557
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:13,440
like oh like how big was his dick and so

558
00:22:11,820 --> 00:22:15,000
when she picks up the phone her friends

559
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,860
are like cat calling and shouting in the

560
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,299
background like is that big dick from

561
00:22:16,860 --> 00:22:21,179
last night

562
00:22:18,299 --> 00:22:23,580
yeah and I'm like no the answer is no

563
00:22:21,179 --> 00:22:26,400
we're not like that

564
00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:28,320
like that is not us thank you for the

565
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,100
validation no

566
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:32,400
um

567
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:34,080
and so she's like what not so like she's

568
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:36,000
trying to get up and like not be on the

569
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:37,980
phone in front of them and suddenly his

570
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:40,380
oh his name is Shane big dick from last

571
00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:43,200
night his name is Shane

572
00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:47,580
Shane is suddenly at the restaurant

573
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:49,140
uh and awkward well he's like

574
00:22:47,580 --> 00:22:51,240
she's well and she's kind of like how

575
00:22:49,140 --> 00:22:52,919
did you find me and he's like do you not

576
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:55,140
like the club is like a block like my

577
00:22:52,919 --> 00:22:57,299
cousin's bar is like right there like do

578
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:58,679
you not recognize that you were in the

579
00:22:57,299 --> 00:23:00,600
same part of town and she's like I don't

580
00:22:58,679 --> 00:23:03,000
know I just moved here I have no [ __ ]

581
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:04,440
clue and he was driving past on his way

582
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,000
to go hang out with his cousin and like

583
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:08,159
saw her on the patio and was like it's

584
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:10,380
fate so he stops

585
00:23:08,159 --> 00:23:12,960
um right

586
00:23:10,380 --> 00:23:15,600
and well there's no there's no stalker

587
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:18,059
in this one that's uh that's fair I can

588
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:20,640
appreciate that um I can appreciate the

589
00:23:18,059 --> 00:23:22,500
lack of a stalker although as we

590
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,179
discussed in our previous episode I

591
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:26,700
don't know that he earns points because

592
00:23:24,179 --> 00:23:29,220
he's not a stalker

593
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:32,520
you know hmm

594
00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:34,220
if they were actual orgasms and he

595
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:37,679
showed up

596
00:23:34,220 --> 00:23:38,940
I don't know does that change it

597
00:23:37,679 --> 00:23:41,400
Maybe

598
00:23:38,940 --> 00:23:43,320
well so he essentially is like yeah I

599
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,820
drove past and saw you on the patio and

600
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,960
like had to stop because you snuck out

601
00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:47,520
and I didn't get your name or your

602
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:49,980
number or anything

603
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:53,280
um and so he's like come out to my car

604
00:23:49,980 --> 00:23:56,460
so we can talk so they go out to his car

605
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:59,820
he fingers her

606
00:23:56,460 --> 00:24:01,919
but like takes her underwear

607
00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:05,539
and then it's like you'll get these back

608
00:24:01,919 --> 00:24:05,539
tonight when we go out

609
00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:11,360
and then my notes also say the word

610
00:24:07,919 --> 00:24:11,360
labia is used twice

611
00:24:12,419 --> 00:24:15,900
technically the word labia ends up

612
00:24:13,980 --> 00:24:21,000
getting used like three or four times

613
00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:24,240
and I gotta say it's a boner killer

614
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:27,179
like there's nothing sexual to me about

615
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:29,340
the word labia being you like I'm like

616
00:24:27,179 --> 00:24:31,640
there's nothing erratic arousing about

617
00:24:29,340 --> 00:24:35,659
it I'm like

618
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:38,360
foreign if anything

619
00:24:35,659 --> 00:24:42,360
it automatically douses whatever

620
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:45,600
bouncing energy fire was building is

621
00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:47,340
dead now so Smokey the Bear has done his

622
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:49,740
job he doesn't need to be concerned

623
00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:53,960
about a forest fire Smokey the Bear is

624
00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:53,960
just going around Whispering labia

625
00:24:55,860 --> 00:25:01,200
yep

626
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:03,140
you nailed it yep the new only you can

627
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,700
prevent forest fires

628
00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:07,980
campaign

629
00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:10,200
well and so like rose is like I didn't

630
00:25:07,980 --> 00:25:12,840
move back to my friends I I came back to

631
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:14,880
like Salvage my career I don't want to

632
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:16,860
like be like she's like I don't want

633
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:20,760
this to be a thing with this dude like

634
00:25:16,860 --> 00:25:22,919
I'm I'm not gonna see Shane anymore

635
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:24,960
so she has agreed to this date with

636
00:25:22,919 --> 00:25:27,179
Devin but then Shane also thinks that

637
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,140
they have a date that night and Rose is

638
00:25:27,179 --> 00:25:30,480
like

639
00:25:28,140 --> 00:25:31,740
I'm not gonna do this for my own mental

640
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:34,740
health and well-being

641
00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:37,520
no which also further Evidence they

642
00:25:34,740 --> 00:25:41,640
weren't real orgasms

643
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:43,380
so she said no to Devin or she agreed to

644
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,539
the date she agreed to the date with

645
00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:47,520
Devin and then when Shane was done

646
00:25:45,539 --> 00:25:49,380
fingering her and took her underwear

647
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:51,919
he's like you'll get these back at our

648
00:25:49,380 --> 00:25:51,919
date tonight

649
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:57,900
so did she agree to go out with him I

650
00:25:55,799 --> 00:26:00,360
honestly don't remember but in her heart

651
00:25:57,900 --> 00:26:02,220
she didn't I don't know what her words

652
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:04,679
she said yeah she's like those are not

653
00:26:02,220 --> 00:26:05,700
my favorite underwear thank you and good

654
00:26:04,679 --> 00:26:08,820
night

655
00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:11,100
those were the laundry day I moved this

656
00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:14,340
morning underwear

657
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:17,279
um we all have those right we really do

658
00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:20,220
am I wearing mine now I was gonna say I

659
00:26:17,279 --> 00:26:20,820
may be wearing mine now actually

660
00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:23,220
um

661
00:26:20,820 --> 00:26:25,559
as she's getting ready for her date with

662
00:26:23,220 --> 00:26:27,480
Devin all of is like really pressuring

663
00:26:25,559 --> 00:26:29,340
her about Shane because she's like what

664
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:31,080
aren't you into like he seems really

665
00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:33,059
nice he seems sweet you had great sexual

666
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:34,500
chemistry also apparently

667
00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:37,200
she's

668
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:38,220
as her doctorate in Sex Therapy I don't

669
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,419
know if that was the actual title maybe

670
00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:41,279
it was like she has her doctorate in

671
00:26:39,419 --> 00:26:43,799
Clinical Psychology and she's a sex

672
00:26:41,279 --> 00:26:46,320
therapist

673
00:26:43,799 --> 00:26:49,820
all of his yeah like her best friend but

674
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,820
I was like in a way that I'm like

675
00:26:49,980 --> 00:26:54,179
as someone who works in the Indigenous

676
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:57,480
she actually because I don't feel like

677
00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:59,039
she is was kind of how I felt reading it

678
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,360
yeah

679
00:26:59,039 --> 00:27:02,880
um

680
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:04,320
but as Olive as like kind of putting

681
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:06,360
this pressure on her about being like

682
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:07,919
okay but like why don't you want to like

683
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,779
go out with Shane because all these

684
00:27:07,919 --> 00:27:12,419
things seemed great it's like bringing

685
00:27:09,779 --> 00:27:15,059
up some [ __ ] from her assault trauma and

686
00:27:12,419 --> 00:27:17,039
she's just kind of struggling and

687
00:27:15,059 --> 00:27:20,820
um Rose doubles down on like not seeing

688
00:27:17,039 --> 00:27:22,679
Shane again so we cut to Shane Rose has

689
00:27:20,820 --> 00:27:25,380
not communicated this wishing she just

690
00:27:22,679 --> 00:27:26,340
stands Shayna at the restaurant yeah and

691
00:27:25,380 --> 00:27:31,200
he is

692
00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:33,240
to use your wording big mad about it he

693
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:35,520
is real unhappy

694
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:38,880
um and he's like is this karma from all

695
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:42,120
of my man whoring kind of like energy

696
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:43,980
um I mean probably kiddo well unlike he

697
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:46,260
like stays there for an hour and he's

698
00:27:43,980 --> 00:27:47,760
like no one makes a fool of me and then

699
00:27:46,260 --> 00:27:49,260
as he's leaving like the hostess

700
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:52,140
propositions him

701
00:27:49,260 --> 00:27:53,760
and he takes her up on it good for him

702
00:27:52,140 --> 00:27:56,460
you know

703
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:58,799
she left without he still doesn't know

704
00:27:56,460 --> 00:28:01,440
her name at this point he still does not

705
00:27:58,799 --> 00:28:02,820
know that her name is Rose

706
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:05,460
yeah

707
00:28:02,820 --> 00:28:07,200
okay kiddo yeah like maybe you shouldn't

708
00:28:05,460 --> 00:28:09,539
be that mad she didn't even give you her

709
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:12,720
[ __ ] name like how could you expect

710
00:28:09,539 --> 00:28:14,460
that she's gonna show up yeah I'm like

711
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:16,620
you don't have her name

712
00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:18,720
I don't think you have her number

713
00:28:16,620 --> 00:28:20,700
maybe you have her number and it's under

714
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,840
peeping Tom I don't [ __ ] know but

715
00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:23,880
like

716
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:26,279
she's clearly trying to put out a vibe

717
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:28,320
that like yeah she's not into it yeah

718
00:28:26,279 --> 00:28:31,100
although I think she is into it and

719
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,100
she's just like

720
00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:35,159
standing in her own way from her

721
00:28:33,539 --> 00:28:36,720
previous experiences

722
00:28:35,159 --> 00:28:38,880
well I mean she can be into it

723
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:42,000
physically and not be into it mentally

724
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:43,799
and emotionally yes very valid

725
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,559
um but I think she may be into mentally

726
00:28:43,799 --> 00:28:48,539
and emotionally as well

727
00:28:45,559 --> 00:28:50,820
maybe maybe not who can say so it's now

728
00:28:48,539 --> 00:28:53,460
roses it's Monday it's Rose's first day

729
00:28:50,820 --> 00:28:57,000
of work we learn her date with Devin was

730
00:28:53,460 --> 00:28:58,380
a disaster he like tried to feel her up

731
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,240
under the table was hitting on the

732
00:28:58,380 --> 00:29:02,880
waitress just like

733
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:04,799
she's like yeah you know I'm just gonna

734
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:07,200
focus on work like I'm not I'm gonna

735
00:29:04,799 --> 00:29:09,360
avoid men just gonna focus on work

736
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:11,880
and

737
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:15,240
um she's getting a tour of the building

738
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:17,100
and they're like here's your office

739
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:18,840
um like it's they wanted to surprise you

740
00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:21,360
with it like whoever's giving the tour

741
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:23,220
is like oh yeah your office was supposed

742
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:25,020
to be this nice reveal because they like

743
00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:26,279
made it nice for you or whatever it's

744
00:29:25,020 --> 00:29:27,899
like don't tell anyone I'm like showed

745
00:29:26,279 --> 00:29:29,520
you your office first or what I don't

746
00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:31,380
totally remember

747
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:33,659
um but she's like in her office filling

748
00:29:31,380 --> 00:29:35,279
out paperwork but no one knows she's

749
00:29:33,659 --> 00:29:36,480
there outside of the person who gave her

750
00:29:35,279 --> 00:29:37,860
this to her

751
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,899
and

752
00:29:37,860 --> 00:29:41,940
as she's sitting there and her like

753
00:29:39,899 --> 00:29:44,880
doors crack she overhears her new boss

754
00:29:41,940 --> 00:29:47,220
talking to an unknown co-worker

755
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,840
the new co-worker is like when the

756
00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:50,100
bosses you just hear him kind of like oh

757
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:52,260
like

758
00:29:50,100 --> 00:29:53,760
like you hear something about the

759
00:29:52,260 --> 00:29:55,980
unknown co-worker hooking up with

760
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,760
someone last night

761
00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:58,320
um

762
00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:01,140
and

763
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:02,399
I don't know it's all a little fuzzy

764
00:30:01,140 --> 00:30:04,980
um

765
00:30:02,399 --> 00:30:07,500
and then they start talking about Rose

766
00:30:04,980 --> 00:30:09,240
as the new co-worker

767
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:11,640
um and then the boss is like yeah she's

768
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:16,320
the marketing director

769
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:18,059
um and the unknown co-workers boss

770
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:20,399
um and the unknown co-worker is like

771
00:30:18,059 --> 00:30:22,799
what the [ __ ] like

772
00:30:20,399 --> 00:30:24,419
I'm not gonna like report to some chick

773
00:30:22,799 --> 00:30:27,059
with big tits because she punched

774
00:30:24,419 --> 00:30:28,620
someone at her last job like no like I'm

775
00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:30,600
just kind of making these comments and

776
00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:33,299
like there's like a lot of like sexist

777
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:34,860
pushback things like she's my boss and

778
00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:37,020
title only

779
00:30:34,860 --> 00:30:39,360
yeah the line was I'm not gonna work

780
00:30:37,020 --> 00:30:42,299
under some crazy chick who punches her

781
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:44,820
employees when she has bad cramps

782
00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:47,940
nice yeah and she's just like sitting

783
00:30:44,820 --> 00:30:51,320
there listening to all of this oh

784
00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:51,320
um and she's like

785
00:30:52,220 --> 00:30:57,179
I that's not what happened that's not

786
00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:58,860
the context but apparently everyone here

787
00:30:57,179 --> 00:31:00,720
already knows like I'm just I want to

788
00:30:58,860 --> 00:31:02,640
salvage my career and her new boss

789
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:04,140
totally vouches for and is like that's

790
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,100
not what happened don't be a dick don't

791
00:31:04,140 --> 00:31:06,059
say that

792
00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:07,440
um and you don't have to like the

793
00:31:06,059 --> 00:31:10,080
decision but you do have to deal with it

794
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:12,539
and she is your new boss so

795
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:16,020
suck it yeah suck it

796
00:31:12,539 --> 00:31:18,419
um so then Rose goes to the conference

797
00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:20,159
room to meet the executive team and

798
00:31:18,419 --> 00:31:21,120
surprise the unknown co-worker who was

799
00:31:20,159 --> 00:31:23,399
like saying like I don't want to work

800
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:28,080
for some chick who had bad cramps is

801
00:31:23,399 --> 00:31:30,600
Shane oh what no one's not coming no oh

802
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:33,000
my oh my stars and so like Shane is like

803
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:35,820
oh my gosh and Rose just straight up

804
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:39,360
pretends she's never met him

805
00:31:35,820 --> 00:31:42,240
I love that for her yeah she just like

806
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:44,880
during the introductions she's just like

807
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,720
oh no we've never met my name is Rose or

808
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:49,080
like

809
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:50,580
her full name is like Rosemary

810
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:53,399
or something like that and she's like

811
00:31:50,580 --> 00:31:56,159
it's I go by Rose like some and he's

812
00:31:53,399 --> 00:32:00,200
like I finally know her name

813
00:31:56,159 --> 00:32:00,200
too bad you're a douche

814
00:32:00,299 --> 00:32:05,760
a little a little bit

815
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:09,600
but do two is actually super into her so

816
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:11,159
he is oh well then it's okay he's

817
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,779
working through his own [ __ ] they both

818
00:32:11,159 --> 00:32:14,399
have [ __ ] that they're working all right

819
00:32:12,779 --> 00:32:16,620
all right

820
00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:18,179
I will trust you

821
00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:19,740
Hannah you work out a residential

822
00:32:18,179 --> 00:32:22,880
treatment center and your husband

823
00:32:19,740 --> 00:32:28,440
thought you were a patient the first day

824
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:31,640
he did yeah he did oh memories memories

825
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:35,940
love six years ago things can Prevail

826
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:38,700
they can yes but he wasn't a sexist

827
00:32:35,940 --> 00:32:42,600
douchebag

828
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:45,240
he just you right he saw a random girl

829
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:47,159
walking and assumed she was a patient

830
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,360
because she didn't have an employee

831
00:32:47,159 --> 00:32:51,659
badge

832
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:54,419
did you have purple hair then no okay I

833
00:32:51,659 --> 00:32:55,380
have purple hair now I have purple hair

834
00:32:54,419 --> 00:32:58,200
now

835
00:32:55,380 --> 00:33:00,059
hey there's my puppies

836
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,140
we'll get you right back to the show in

837
00:33:00,059 --> 00:33:02,520
just a moment

838
00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:07,080
but first

839
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:09,960
do you like us maybe even love us

840
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:14,039
cause we sure love you

841
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:15,419
if you do love us don't tease us don't

842
00:33:14,039 --> 00:33:17,820
listen to those ratings and reviews

843
00:33:15,419 --> 00:33:20,399
wherever you're listening right now

844
00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:22,620
maybe even send us over to a special

845
00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:24,539
sexy someone that would enjoy getting

846
00:33:22,620 --> 00:33:26,460
smutty with us

847
00:33:24,539 --> 00:33:30,419
because you know the first rule of smoke

848
00:33:26,460 --> 00:33:33,059
Club is to talk about smart Club

849
00:33:30,419 --> 00:33:36,919
all right I won't keep you any longer

850
00:33:33,059 --> 00:33:36,919
let's get back to the show

851
00:33:37,919 --> 00:33:41,059
thank you

852
00:33:41,940 --> 00:33:47,640
well yeah and honestly like I'm

853
00:33:45,779 --> 00:33:50,159
when I read that and I was like if I

854
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:53,700
read that I wouldn't like Shane either

855
00:33:50,159 --> 00:33:55,620
no like not cool not okay

856
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:57,840
um does he end up kind of redeeming

857
00:33:55,620 --> 00:34:02,640
himself sure but like

858
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:03,840
made it a rocky start we also learn

859
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,059
um

860
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:09,179
a little bit further on that like

861
00:34:06,059 --> 00:34:10,740
well she has been put in this role of

862
00:34:09,179 --> 00:34:12,960
Shane's boss

863
00:34:10,740 --> 00:34:13,859
Shane is like a co-founder of the

864
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,960
company

865
00:34:13,859 --> 00:34:18,179
what like he like put in a bunch of

866
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:20,460
funds and like started but like they

867
00:34:18,179 --> 00:34:21,960
were like no we need her for like

868
00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:24,060
whatever so

869
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,260
like yeah it didn't fully make sense to

870
00:34:24,060 --> 00:34:27,480
me if I'm being honest but it was one of

871
00:34:25,260 --> 00:34:29,220
those where I was like you know I'd feel

872
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:32,159
a little salty if I was the co-founder

873
00:34:29,220 --> 00:34:34,740
of a company and then someone was like

874
00:34:32,159 --> 00:34:38,879
this girl's your new boss

875
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:41,220
and I'm like what like

876
00:34:38,879 --> 00:34:43,379
I don't know it doesn't excuse the

877
00:34:41,220 --> 00:34:46,200
douche comments right

878
00:34:43,379 --> 00:34:49,740
um but it makes more sense why he's not

879
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:51,300
yes but more open to having a boss yes

880
00:34:49,740 --> 00:34:53,760
so there's a little bit more context to

881
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:55,260
it um Shane is then in a meeting and

882
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:58,560
he's just like super distracted because

883
00:34:55,260 --> 00:35:01,500
he's like I finally know her name and so

884
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:03,060
he goes to Rose's office and like

885
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:04,260
excuses himself from this meeting that

886
00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:05,820
he's distracted and really like not

887
00:35:04,260 --> 00:35:07,920
helpful at all

888
00:35:05,820 --> 00:35:10,500
um things start to escalate he like

889
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:12,599
pushes her up on her desk and like

890
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:14,040
pushes her like back down like on her

891
00:35:12,599 --> 00:35:15,960
back on her desk and like things are

892
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,880
like starting to get sexual and then her

893
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,800
boss knocks on the door and calls a

894
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:22,619
meeting

895
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:24,300
um and so she's like yeah I'll be right

896
00:35:22,619 --> 00:35:25,920
there and then Shane's phone rings a

897
00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:27,900
minute later because it's like oh now

898
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:30,000
his lunch and he's like oh yeah no I was

899
00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:31,560
at lunch I'll be right up

900
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:35,400
um for the same meeting that they are

901
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:37,920
now going to which word yes

902
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:40,980
um and so then in this meeting there's

903
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:43,260
this really big pitch that they're doing

904
00:35:40,980 --> 00:35:46,920
soon for this like huge client that

905
00:35:43,260 --> 00:35:50,040
would like be a huge win for the company

906
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:51,599
and Rose starts piss like pitching it or

907
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,940
what she wants to do and Shane just like

908
00:35:51,599 --> 00:35:55,020
is like shutting it down and like you

909
00:35:53,940 --> 00:35:56,880
know like kind of think he's just like

910
00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:59,040
being an [ __ ]

911
00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:01,560
um and

912
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:03,540
then he's she's kind of like I mean like

913
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:06,900
what do you know and then you find out

914
00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:08,760
he used to work for the other company so

915
00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:11,040
he actually did have knowledge and he's

916
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:12,599
like no like that won't work that won't

917
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,099
be late like they want more and she's

918
00:36:12,599 --> 00:36:15,780
like well I've been doing research and

919
00:36:14,099 --> 00:36:18,480
blah blah blah and he's like well I

920
00:36:15,780 --> 00:36:20,220
worked for him so let me tell you it's

921
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:22,740
not gonna be enough

922
00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:24,960
um but they have five months to work on

923
00:36:22,740 --> 00:36:27,780
this pitch for this presentation that is

924
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:29,240
a long time to be working on a pitch

925
00:36:27,780 --> 00:36:33,119
I think

926
00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:35,180
I felt that way I've never pitched a

927
00:36:33,119 --> 00:36:38,700
project of that size though me either

928
00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:40,200
Vance you're sitting in the room is five

929
00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:42,599
months a long time to work on a project

930
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:44,760
pitch it's just the pitch not the

931
00:36:42,599 --> 00:36:47,280
project itself

932
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:51,300
okay long but not totally implausible

933
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:54,060
God it sounds like my prom night hey yo

934
00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:54,900
got it so a major major project which

935
00:36:54,060 --> 00:36:57,780
that

936
00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:59,220
sounds like it is supposed to be

937
00:36:57,780 --> 00:37:00,960
um

938
00:36:59,220 --> 00:37:03,780
but

939
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:04,740
Rose is also like if I can nail this

940
00:37:03,780 --> 00:37:07,140
pitch

941
00:37:04,740 --> 00:37:09,359
then I can leverage it and I can leave

942
00:37:07,140 --> 00:37:11,400
this company like it I just came here to

943
00:37:09,359 --> 00:37:13,440
kind of Salvage my career

944
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:15,540
so Flash Forward it's now like four

945
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:19,920
weeks later Shane is real sexually

946
00:37:15,540 --> 00:37:22,020
frustrated like he's real into her he's

947
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,820
seemingly keeping his dick in his pants

948
00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:25,560
since he boned the hostess the night

949
00:37:23,820 --> 00:37:28,619
that roasted him up

950
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:30,240
um and he's real frustrated and he's at

951
00:37:28,619 --> 00:37:31,920
his like at his cousin's bar for like

952
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:35,180
two hours in the middle of the work day

953
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:38,359
just like playing pool very like

954
00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:40,800
frustratedly is that

955
00:37:38,359 --> 00:37:42,540
a word I don't know but I'll give it to

956
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:46,020
you

957
00:37:42,540 --> 00:37:48,119
okay in a frustrated manner yes he was

958
00:37:46,020 --> 00:37:49,859
playing pool in a fresh and a sexually

959
00:37:48,119 --> 00:37:52,020
frustrated manner

960
00:37:49,859 --> 00:37:53,640
how does never mind I was gonna say like

961
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:55,440
how does one play pool in a sexually

962
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:56,820
frustrated manner but I think I answered

963
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:59,400
my own question in my mind as I was

964
00:37:56,820 --> 00:38:01,079
asking it so I'm good well I also if I'm

965
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:04,680
remembering correctly like

966
00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:06,780
his cousin like says Rose's name and

967
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:08,339
Shane's like how did you what and he's

968
00:38:06,780 --> 00:38:11,060
like you've been mumbling under your

969
00:38:08,339 --> 00:38:14,700
breath for two hours dude like

970
00:38:11,060 --> 00:38:16,440
wait we we see you're frustrated

971
00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:17,880
um and like rose calls him and is like

972
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,980
you need to get back to work like where

973
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:22,859
the hell are you and so he's like oh

974
00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:24,060
fine like my boss is calling me so when

975
00:38:22,859 --> 00:38:25,680
he gets back to the office they're like

976
00:38:24,060 --> 00:38:28,440
where's Rose and they're like oh yeah

977
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:30,780
she left like 10 minutes ago to like go

978
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:34,079
grab lunch or something so she wasn't

979
00:38:30,780 --> 00:38:36,359
even there when he got back

980
00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:39,660
um that makes me like rose even more if

981
00:38:36,359 --> 00:38:42,119
I'm honest well so then

982
00:38:39,660 --> 00:38:43,920
Shane is like I want to rile her up and

983
00:38:42,119 --> 00:38:47,640
get a reaction out of her so he takes

984
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:50,220
her panties that he still has and hangs

985
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:53,520
them on her office door on the outside

986
00:38:50,220 --> 00:38:56,640
the outside of her office door oh my God

987
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:58,079
yeah so then Rose when she gets back to

988
00:38:56,640 --> 00:39:00,480
the office is all kinds of pissed and

989
00:38:58,079 --> 00:39:05,040
goes to his office to confront him

990
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:08,040
um they almost kiss and then her phone

991
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:10,020
rings and like breaks the spell

992
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:12,960
um and if I'm I think it was like Olive

993
00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:14,040
saying that like she needed to get back

994
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,359
to the house or something so like rose

995
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:18,420
gets home

996
00:39:15,359 --> 00:39:20,460
and all of his like yeah we I was trying

997
00:39:18,420 --> 00:39:21,720
to call you several times Simon is here

998
00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:23,760
like you're

999
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:26,520
ex-fiance that your family thinks you're

1000
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:30,060
still with is here he's out at your

1001
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:33,359
family's place we need to go oh no yes

1002
00:39:30,060 --> 00:39:35,220
so they drive out to her family's place

1003
00:39:33,359 --> 00:39:37,500
and it's honestly weird to me because

1004
00:39:35,220 --> 00:39:40,500
Simon's not there to get her back

1005
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:43,560
Simon what is he doing checking on her

1006
00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:46,619
because he hasn't heard from her at all

1007
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:48,180
um but like he says some like shitty

1008
00:39:46,619 --> 00:39:49,260
things because he's upset that he hasn't

1009
00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:50,700
heard from her and that he still cares

1010
00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:53,900
for her even though they broke up but

1011
00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:53,900
like kind of like

1012
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:58,800
like he said something that was like

1013
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,180
like I haven't loved you since like the

1014
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:02,400
second time we [ __ ] or like something

1015
00:40:00,180 --> 00:40:05,040
like that we're like he was essentially

1016
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:07,619
saying she was always pretty checked out

1017
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:10,260
of the relationship so like what

1018
00:40:07,619 --> 00:40:12,000
relationship was it

1019
00:40:10,260 --> 00:40:13,800
um like the way he said it and just like

1020
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:16,920
communicated it was shitty but I'm also

1021
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:18,540
like Texas to North Carolina is a really

1022
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:20,700
long what like I'm like you're not

1023
00:40:18,540 --> 00:40:22,200
trying to just to check on her right

1024
00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:24,359
because she wasn't answering her phone I

1025
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:27,000
mean and if he knows her family to be

1026
00:40:24,359 --> 00:40:29,460
able to to go out there to their home

1027
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:33,119
why wouldn't you just like text her

1028
00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:35,760
brother or call her dad like why go all

1029
00:40:33,119 --> 00:40:37,800
the way out there physically yeah

1030
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:40,920
so he starts saying some shitty things

1031
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:43,380
Colton her twin just goes up punches

1032
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:45,780
Simon straight in the face good for him

1033
00:40:43,380 --> 00:40:47,220
um but then like Holton is really pissed

1034
00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:49,260
that

1035
00:40:47,220 --> 00:40:50,400
Rose didn't tell him that her and Simon

1036
00:40:49,260 --> 00:40:53,099
broke up

1037
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:55,800
um and then he like makes a comment

1038
00:40:53,099 --> 00:40:57,119
about like he's like we like we all get

1039
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:59,880
that you needed to leave after your

1040
00:40:57,119 --> 00:41:01,680
assault but like

1041
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:05,099
like we still want to be a part of your

1042
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:07,200
life kind of like confrontation

1043
00:41:05,099 --> 00:41:10,500
um but we learn

1044
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:12,000
in this exchange that she was assaulted

1045
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:13,619
by like they said a guidance counselor

1046
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,900
but it was also like a camp counselor

1047
00:41:13,619 --> 00:41:18,180
and I was like I never got a guidance

1048
00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:20,940
camp counselor or a camp guidance

1049
00:41:18,180 --> 00:41:22,920
counselor well I find that people often

1050
00:41:20,940 --> 00:41:24,900
use the word counselor very

1051
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:29,400
interchangeably

1052
00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:31,380
so maybe it was a camp counselor I got

1053
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:35,099
more of the camp counselor energy yeah

1054
00:41:31,380 --> 00:41:36,780
because they kept saying like Camp until

1055
00:41:35,099 --> 00:41:38,820
they said guidance counselor and I'm

1056
00:41:36,780 --> 00:41:42,839
like wait what who

1057
00:41:38,820 --> 00:41:44,760
um so she was assaulted by a camp

1058
00:41:42,839 --> 00:41:46,140
counselor guidance guidance camp

1059
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:48,000
counselor

1060
00:41:46,140 --> 00:41:50,400
um a camp guidance counselor an

1061
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,540
authority figure yes and an authority

1062
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:53,880
figure

1063
00:41:51,540 --> 00:41:55,140
um but then when she was at the ER she

1064
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:57,240
lied and said she like didn't remember

1065
00:41:55,140 --> 00:42:00,720
who it was

1066
00:41:57,240 --> 00:42:02,700
um but within a few months later he

1067
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:03,859
assaulted another girl who didn't

1068
00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:07,680
survive

1069
00:42:03,859 --> 00:42:10,020
and she died and passed away and so Rose

1070
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:11,460
has all of this guilt that if she had

1071
00:42:10,020 --> 00:42:13,200
spoken up and stepped forward that this

1072
00:42:11,460 --> 00:42:15,680
other girl would still be alive

1073
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:18,240
so Rose has all of this like

1074
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:21,420
self-imposed pressure and weight that

1075
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:24,079
she's like I need to live for both of us

1076
00:42:21,420 --> 00:42:28,200
like I need to live this great life

1077
00:42:24,079 --> 00:42:29,820
makeup for that fact

1078
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:33,420
um

1079
00:42:29,820 --> 00:42:35,400
like Holton storms off Simon leaves rose

1080
00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:36,660
has a breakdown in her mom's arms and

1081
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,760
it's like I didn't want to disappoint

1082
00:42:36,660 --> 00:42:40,619
you guys and like

1083
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:42,720
because this isn't part of the plan to

1084
00:42:40,619 --> 00:42:44,640
live a great life for me and this other

1085
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:46,920
girl yes

1086
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:49,800
um but then Rose goes to like find

1087
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:51,960
Holton and apologize and hears him with

1088
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:53,640
olive like catches them canoodling his

1089
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:55,560
hand is under her skirt something like

1090
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:58,380
that like

1091
00:42:55,560 --> 00:43:00,240
and we love a good canoodle we love we

1092
00:42:58,380 --> 00:43:03,839
love a good canoodle

1093
00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:06,240
um and then Holton tells rose that he is

1094
00:43:03,839 --> 00:43:08,099
in love with olive and he has been for

1095
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:10,500
like a long time and like they had been

1096
00:43:08,099 --> 00:43:12,060
seeing each other then Olive had gone to

1097
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:13,500
like visit Rose in Texas or something

1098
00:43:12,060 --> 00:43:15,900
like that and then came back and like

1099
00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:17,579
called it off like I can't do this like

1100
00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:20,460
I can't lie to like something of that

1101
00:43:17,579 --> 00:43:22,200
capacity so then Rose is pissed that he

1102
00:43:20,460 --> 00:43:23,880
lied because she's like you just got on

1103
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:26,579
me for telling you for not telling you

1104
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:27,839
my fiance and I broke up but then like

1105
00:43:26,579 --> 00:43:28,980
you've been in love with my best friend

1106
00:43:27,839 --> 00:43:32,099
and like

1107
00:43:28,980 --> 00:43:35,280
decided not to tell me yes

1108
00:43:32,099 --> 00:43:36,540
um so Rose is super upset and she is

1109
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,160
like I need to get the [ __ ] out of here

1110
00:43:36,540 --> 00:43:39,180
but olive was the one who drove us out

1111
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:41,400
here and I don't want to get in the car

1112
00:43:39,180 --> 00:43:42,660
with olive right now either so she calls

1113
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,460
Shane

1114
00:43:42,660 --> 00:43:46,680
and is like

1115
00:43:44,460 --> 00:43:49,260
can you come get me

1116
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:52,740
does is Uber not a thing

1117
00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:54,359
I mean it's pretty like apparent I don't

1118
00:43:52,740 --> 00:43:56,099
know I didn't recognize a city name I

1119
00:43:54,359 --> 00:43:58,260
don't know if I don't know wherever it

1120
00:43:56,099 --> 00:44:00,960
was seemed like it was more rural

1121
00:43:58,260 --> 00:44:03,540
like it was like an hour and a half or

1122
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:05,940
like two hours outside of Charlotte okay

1123
00:44:03,540 --> 00:44:08,640
so that would have been a big yeah big

1124
00:44:05,940 --> 00:44:10,260
Uber but it's also a big thing to ask a

1125
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,819
co-worker that you [ __ ] and then blew

1126
00:44:10,260 --> 00:44:13,260
off

1127
00:44:11,819 --> 00:44:16,740
that you've like had this budding

1128
00:44:13,260 --> 00:44:18,839
friendship tent sexual tension yeah

1129
00:44:16,740 --> 00:44:21,540
that's a big favor to ask

1130
00:44:18,839 --> 00:44:23,579
yes person but okay so she calls him

1131
00:44:21,540 --> 00:44:27,300
yeah she calls him

1132
00:44:23,579 --> 00:44:30,000
um and Shane like here's how out of sort

1133
00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:32,760
she is when she calls us like he like

1134
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,599
drops everything to go and pick her up

1135
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:37,740
um

1136
00:44:33,599 --> 00:44:39,900
he pulls the car over at her request

1137
00:44:37,740 --> 00:44:42,180
um I'm like they start like she starts

1138
00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:43,380
like making out with him and Shane is

1139
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:45,060
like

1140
00:44:43,380 --> 00:44:46,740
hey

1141
00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:49,500
let's put

1142
00:44:46,740 --> 00:44:52,800
pause on this

1143
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:54,720
um you were not in a great place

1144
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:58,579
I'm not trying to take advantage of you

1145
00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:58,579
like I want to be here for you but like

1146
00:44:58,980 --> 00:45:03,119
crying women aren't my thing

1147
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:04,560
I don't know that was my wording not

1148
00:45:03,119 --> 00:45:06,180
like it seemed like he was actually

1149
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:07,500
trying to be sweet and genuine and be

1150
00:45:06,180 --> 00:45:09,720
like right trying to be a gentleman

1151
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:10,980
about it yes like she's clearly not in a

1152
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:13,079
good space I'm not going to take

1153
00:45:10,980 --> 00:45:16,200
advantage of that right um more than

1154
00:45:13,079 --> 00:45:18,540
crying I'm not into crying women that's

1155
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:19,260
just me being an [ __ ]

1156
00:45:18,540 --> 00:45:22,200
um

1157
00:45:19,260 --> 00:45:23,640
so she he's like what do you need and

1158
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,839
she's like can I stay in your guest room

1159
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,940
for the night like I don't want to go

1160
00:45:24,839 --> 00:45:28,680
back to my place because she lives with

1161
00:45:26,940 --> 00:45:30,480
olive

1162
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:32,819
um and so he's like yeah absolutely so

1163
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:35,280
she gets back to his place

1164
00:45:32,819 --> 00:45:37,500
um she tells him everything like tells

1165
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:40,260
him about her assault tells him about

1166
00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:43,859
[ __ ] with Simon tells him about

1167
00:45:40,260 --> 00:45:45,240
Colton and Olive being in love with each

1168
00:45:43,859 --> 00:45:46,740
other or at least her brother's in love

1169
00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:50,900
with her

1170
00:45:46,740 --> 00:45:50,900
um that's so much to tell a co-worker

1171
00:45:51,359 --> 00:45:56,040
I I think they're trying to get out of

1172
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:57,960
co-worker energy and into romantically

1173
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:59,400
interested energy it still has so much

1174
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:01,800
to tell someone that you're romantically

1175
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:05,000
interested in that you blew off on a

1176
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:05,000
date and [ __ ] once

1177
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:11,180
you're right I'm like I'm concerned

1178
00:46:08,220 --> 00:46:15,000
about our emotional boundaries

1179
00:46:11,180 --> 00:46:18,359
I'm concerned about more than that

1180
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:21,300
um and then he tells her

1181
00:46:18,359 --> 00:46:23,160
about his abuse

1182
00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:25,140
um I think his his dad was really

1183
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,339
abusive he has some family back down in

1184
00:46:25,140 --> 00:46:28,200
Georgia

1185
00:46:26,339 --> 00:46:30,300
um and he kind of like made it out but

1186
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:33,420
like he doesn't go like he's close with

1187
00:46:30,300 --> 00:46:35,400
his like siblings I think um

1188
00:46:33,420 --> 00:46:38,300
they have a pillow fight

1189
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:40,680
like a light-hearted pillow okay

1190
00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:41,520
right yeah why wouldn't they what a

1191
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:43,140
segue

1192
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:44,760
um then they kind of they stay up all

1193
00:46:43,140 --> 00:46:48,000
night talking

1194
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:51,480
um and she falls asleep in his bed

1195
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:52,500
um and he wakes up to like she's having

1196
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:55,200
like

1197
00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:58,200
a like a nightmare nightmares like

1198
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:59,880
flailing crying and so he like sues her

1199
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:01,920
back to sleep

1200
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:03,660
um but then like he doesn't go back to

1201
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:05,220
sleep until like the sun is creeping up

1202
00:47:03,660 --> 00:47:07,079
because he's like is trying to make sure

1203
00:47:05,220 --> 00:47:09,119
that she's okay

1204
00:47:07,079 --> 00:47:11,280
um well that's nice right

1205
00:47:09,119 --> 00:47:13,079
so the next morning Rose wakes up

1206
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,859
they're all cuddled up

1207
00:47:13,079 --> 00:47:17,339
um

1208
00:47:13,859 --> 00:47:19,079
she starts like fondling his chest a

1209
00:47:17,339 --> 00:47:21,599
little bit while they're like cuddled up

1210
00:47:19,079 --> 00:47:23,040
so they didn't bang that night no okay

1211
00:47:21,599 --> 00:47:26,240
okay they just like just the pillow

1212
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:28,859
fight and they had like an emotional

1213
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:31,200
breakthrough talk

1214
00:47:28,859 --> 00:47:33,599
um learned a lot more about each other

1215
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:35,040
stayed up all night talking and just

1216
00:47:33,599 --> 00:47:39,119
like fell asleep talking

1217
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:41,339
yeah and had a pillow fight important

1218
00:47:39,119 --> 00:47:44,040
um she's fondling his chest the next

1219
00:47:41,339 --> 00:47:47,420
morning I put he wakes up and keeps the

1220
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:49,859
sensual cuddle Vibes going

1221
00:47:47,420 --> 00:47:51,660
so we're just continuing to fill each

1222
00:47:49,859 --> 00:47:55,020
other up a little bit yeah

1223
00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:57,359
um but then once again I think he's like

1224
00:47:55,020 --> 00:47:58,859
yesterday was a lot so he kind of

1225
00:47:57,359 --> 00:48:01,020
suddenly pulls back and he's like let's

1226
00:47:58,859 --> 00:48:02,640
get you ready to have breakfast with

1227
00:48:01,020 --> 00:48:03,900
your brother like I think he's trying to

1228
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:07,500
be a gentleman but like she's kind of

1229
00:48:03,900 --> 00:48:09,540
confused by she's like wait what okay

1230
00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:12,540
um so Shane drops her off for breakfast

1231
00:48:09,540 --> 00:48:14,880
meets her brother kisses her forehead

1232
00:48:12,540 --> 00:48:16,740
goodbye is just like

1233
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:18,300
being a stand-up dude why did you make

1234
00:48:16,740 --> 00:48:21,300
that face that kissing like forehead

1235
00:48:18,300 --> 00:48:22,380
kisses are cute I'm getting they are but

1236
00:48:21,300 --> 00:48:26,400
like

1237
00:48:22,380 --> 00:48:29,040
I could see how she would be like oh

1238
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:31,200
I told him about all this trauma and

1239
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:34,500
stuff and then he kissed my forehead and

1240
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:35,819
like stopped me from the sensual cuddle

1241
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:38,220
sash like

1242
00:48:35,819 --> 00:48:40,800
oh like he's not into me because I'm too

1243
00:48:38,220 --> 00:48:42,720
much well he also kissed her like he met

1244
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:44,520
her brother and was like it was in front

1245
00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:46,380
of her brother that he like oh it was in

1246
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:48,240
front of her but he met her brother then

1247
00:48:46,380 --> 00:48:50,220
like kissed her forehead as he was like

1248
00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:53,040
leaving okay I got it I got it I missed

1249
00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:55,260
that bit I was like oh but no in front

1250
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:57,900
of her brother that's cute I was like

1251
00:48:55,260 --> 00:48:59,520
why do you look I'm like oh like I was

1252
00:48:57,900 --> 00:49:02,640
like what did I miss and then I'm like

1253
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:04,920
wait I'm the one who read the book

1254
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:06,540
you are and thank you for explaining

1255
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:08,160
that to me further I appreciate it

1256
00:49:06,540 --> 00:49:10,260
anytime

1257
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:12,060
um so she has breakfast with Holton they

1258
00:49:10,260 --> 00:49:14,760
kind of clear the air he asks for her

1259
00:49:12,060 --> 00:49:17,700
blessing with olive

1260
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:20,099
um because he's like Olive won't

1261
00:49:17,700 --> 00:49:22,560
Olive won't say yes to dating me if like

1262
00:49:20,099 --> 00:49:25,079
she thinks it could be a wedge between

1263
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:27,060
y'all so like I really love her I've

1264
00:49:25,079 --> 00:49:29,640
loved her for a long time

1265
00:49:27,060 --> 00:49:30,900
what can we work out here right kind of

1266
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:32,640
yeah

1267
00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:34,800
so

1268
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:37,440
um now it's been several months that

1269
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:39,300
have gone by they are still working on

1270
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:42,119
this really big pitch

1271
00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:43,680
um we also learned that the guy that

1272
00:49:42,119 --> 00:49:46,140
they are doing this really big pitch to

1273
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:49,079
who used to work with Shane recently had

1274
00:49:46,140 --> 00:49:53,460
very public issues with his partner

1275
00:49:49,079 --> 00:49:55,560
um who co-owns the company or something

1276
00:49:53,460 --> 00:49:57,720
of that capacity go business partner and

1277
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:59,880
romantic Partners yes but it will also

1278
00:49:57,720 --> 00:50:01,800
kind of impact how the pitches are

1279
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:03,960
judged

1280
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:08,280
um because it's going to change who's on

1281
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:10,020
the panel for the pitches got it um

1282
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:11,700
while they're working on the pitch Shane

1283
00:50:10,020 --> 00:50:15,060
gets Rose to take a break

1284
00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:18,780
and there he like he's very outdoorsy

1285
00:50:15,060 --> 00:50:22,140
and they have like a ton of space and

1286
00:50:18,780 --> 00:50:23,400
their office warehouse space whatever so

1287
00:50:22,140 --> 00:50:27,240
he like

1288
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:28,920
teach it reminds slash re-teaches her

1289
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:30,240
how to ride a bike I know everyone's

1290
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:34,740
like it's like riding a bike but I'm

1291
00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:37,020
like this [ __ ] needed some reminders so

1292
00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:41,339
fun fact do you know how to ride a bike

1293
00:50:37,020 --> 00:50:43,619
I don't so I don't want to ride bike the

1294
00:50:41,339 --> 00:50:45,300
look on my husband's face right now I

1295
00:50:43,619 --> 00:50:48,000
just like looked over and he's like go

1296
00:50:45,300 --> 00:50:49,920
on he said just like Snapped up so I

1297
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,540
just never learned I never learned how

1298
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:55,920
to ride a bike

1299
00:50:51,540 --> 00:50:58,020
um my mom fell on a bike with my older

1300
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:59,940
sister when my older sister was an

1301
00:50:58,020 --> 00:51:02,040
infant she had her like in one of those

1302
00:50:59,940 --> 00:51:05,099
little carrier things and fell

1303
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:07,920
and after that refused to ride and then

1304
00:51:05,099 --> 00:51:10,740
my dad's work schedule was really weird

1305
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:12,420
um he worked in entertainment and so he

1306
00:51:10,740 --> 00:51:15,359
wasn't around a ton

1307
00:51:12,420 --> 00:51:17,760
during the day or on the weekends and so

1308
00:51:15,359 --> 00:51:20,460
I just never learned my mom refused to

1309
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:22,980
teach me my dad wasn't around so like

1310
00:51:20,460 --> 00:51:24,780
I never learned so

1311
00:51:22,980 --> 00:51:27,180
my cousin

1312
00:51:24,780 --> 00:51:29,700
started dating this guy I am one of the

1313
00:51:27,180 --> 00:51:32,760
youngest of all of the cousins

1314
00:51:29,700 --> 00:51:34,859
um so most of them are significantly

1315
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:36,420
older than me my dad is the youngest of

1316
00:51:34,859 --> 00:51:38,940
five okay

1317
00:51:36,420 --> 00:51:42,059
um significantly and then had kids a lot

1318
00:51:38,940 --> 00:51:45,059
later than them anyway so

1319
00:51:42,059 --> 00:51:47,700
um one of them brought home a guy

1320
00:51:45,059 --> 00:51:51,180
um super super sweet guy and he found

1321
00:51:47,700 --> 00:51:52,980
out when I was 15 on our family reunion

1322
00:51:51,180 --> 00:51:54,900
vacation

1323
00:51:52,980 --> 00:51:57,300
um that I I didn't know how to ride a

1324
00:51:54,900 --> 00:52:00,420
bike so he rented a bike specifically to

1325
00:51:57,300 --> 00:52:03,140
teach me like he was so distraught that

1326
00:52:00,420 --> 00:52:06,119
I didn't know how to ride a bike he made

1327
00:52:03,140 --> 00:52:09,119
a point of teaching me how

1328
00:52:06,119 --> 00:52:11,460
so he did he taught me on the beach when

1329
00:52:09,119 --> 00:52:15,300
I was 15 how to ride a bike so I could

1330
00:52:11,460 --> 00:52:17,520
go on a straight line and I was at the

1331
00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:19,319
beach at my family reunion this past

1332
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:21,359
weekend and I was talking to my cousin

1333
00:52:19,319 --> 00:52:23,160
and she was like do you remember that

1334
00:52:21,359 --> 00:52:25,380
time that my husband taught you how to

1335
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:26,880
ride a bike like that was when I knew

1336
00:52:25,380 --> 00:52:29,099
that I was going to marry him I was also

1337
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:31,559
like oh they ended up together I love

1338
00:52:29,099 --> 00:52:33,900
them they did they did it that is a that

1339
00:52:31,559 --> 00:52:35,579
is a sweet like oh I knew it was when he

1340
00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:37,020
was like went above and beyond I'm

1341
00:52:35,579 --> 00:52:40,380
pretty sure that was the trip that he

1342
00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:42,660
proposed to her on as well

1343
00:52:40,380 --> 00:52:43,920
um I think I mean you're gonna make a

1344
00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:45,180
great impression of the family unless

1345
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:47,880
you break a bone

1346
00:52:45,180 --> 00:52:49,500
right you know but regardless he was

1347
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:51,720
very very sweet taught me how to ride

1348
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:54,359
and she was like do you remember that

1349
00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:56,819
like literally this was like

1350
00:52:54,359 --> 00:52:58,380
six days ago she was like do you

1351
00:52:56,819 --> 00:53:00,660
remember that I was like I do remember

1352
00:52:58,380 --> 00:53:03,720
that I have never gotten on a bike since

1353
00:53:00,660 --> 00:53:06,240
then please don't tell Paul that

1354
00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:08,339
like please don't tell him please don't

1355
00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:10,260
tell him and she was like I would never

1356
00:53:08,339 --> 00:53:12,599
please also don't tell him and I was

1357
00:53:10,260 --> 00:53:14,160
like deal she was like you did such a

1358
00:53:12,599 --> 00:53:16,079
good job though going in a straight line

1359
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:18,180
I was like I did and when I tried to

1360
00:53:16,079 --> 00:53:19,980
turn I almost died but I didn't tell

1361
00:53:18,180 --> 00:53:23,880
Paul that and so

1362
00:53:19,980 --> 00:53:26,700
I don't I don't know that was like

1363
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:28,200
16 years ago potentially a few more do

1364
00:53:26,700 --> 00:53:31,380
you have any interest

1365
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:33,240
in relearning none whatsoever Fair none

1366
00:53:31,380 --> 00:53:35,460
whatsoever well I also feel like you're

1367
00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:38,460
like it really hasn't impacted my life

1368
00:53:35,460 --> 00:53:41,700
at all not in the least I've not missed

1369
00:53:38,460 --> 00:53:42,960
out on anything like and you know but

1370
00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:44,880
you know

1371
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:48,780
yeah so

1372
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:52,559
I hope Paul doesn't listen to this

1373
00:53:48,780 --> 00:53:54,660
shout out to Paul honestly I really my

1374
00:53:52,559 --> 00:53:56,819
favorite part of this story is that like

1375
00:53:54,660 --> 00:53:59,040
Paul ended up marrying into the family

1376
00:53:56,819 --> 00:54:01,319
and that it was like and he was really

1377
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:03,000
sweet I was like yeah I think was I a

1378
00:54:01,319 --> 00:54:04,920
flower girl I don't remember you would

1379
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:07,020
have been an older flower girl I don't

1380
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:09,480
remember

1381
00:54:07,020 --> 00:54:11,640
no they were younger

1382
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:13,800
or I was younger when they got married I

1383
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:15,960
was younger when they got married

1384
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:17,700
yeah were they married when he taught

1385
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,599
you to ride the bike at 15 they must

1386
00:54:17,700 --> 00:54:22,740
have been

1387
00:54:18,599 --> 00:54:25,020
because I was definitely younger okay

1388
00:54:22,740 --> 00:54:28,619
15 feels

1389
00:54:25,020 --> 00:54:30,660
a little old to be a flower girl no no

1390
00:54:28,619 --> 00:54:33,000
now that I think about it I think they

1391
00:54:30,660 --> 00:54:34,440
had been married a long time I was like

1392
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:37,380
I'd go actually

1393
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:40,760
but wait she just told you six days ago

1394
00:54:37,380 --> 00:54:40,760
that that was when she knew

1395
00:54:44,180 --> 00:54:49,559
I thought that was what she said that's

1396
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:51,540
not what she said

1397
00:54:49,559 --> 00:54:54,660
I'm trying to think it doesn't matter

1398
00:54:51,540 --> 00:54:56,520
ultimately they did wind up together he

1399
00:54:54,660 --> 00:54:58,920
was very sweet to me anyway

1400
00:54:56,520 --> 00:55:01,140
he taught me he did teach me how to make

1401
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:03,180
a lot of desserts

1402
00:55:01,140 --> 00:55:05,160
he's very nice that's not the point of

1403
00:55:03,180 --> 00:55:06,180
any of this so what happened next we

1404
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:09,359
love Paul

1405
00:55:06,180 --> 00:55:11,520
honestly I do love Paul I feel like like

1406
00:55:09,359 --> 00:55:16,260
most Paws I know kind of have that

1407
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:19,859
energy he's a really good guy yeah yeah

1408
00:55:16,260 --> 00:55:22,079
um so Rose is being taught or re-taught

1409
00:55:19,859 --> 00:55:23,460
how to like ride a bike whatever and so

1410
00:55:22,079 --> 00:55:25,319
she's going around the office just

1411
00:55:23,460 --> 00:55:26,220
riding a bike and she's like in the

1412
00:55:25,319 --> 00:55:28,859
office

1413
00:55:26,220 --> 00:55:31,859
that's what I said it's a big office

1414
00:55:28,859 --> 00:55:31,859
okay

1415
00:55:33,619 --> 00:55:37,260
it would have to be pretty big but okay

1416
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,520
okay

1417
00:55:37,260 --> 00:55:40,680
um

1418
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:42,420
I'm so like Shane is like watching her

1419
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:44,940
with like Pride on his face and he's

1420
00:55:42,420 --> 00:55:46,440
like clearly still like very into her

1421
00:55:44,940 --> 00:55:47,640
but like nothing has happened this whole

1422
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:49,380
time

1423
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:51,540
um and then Malcolm who's like the big

1424
00:55:49,380 --> 00:55:54,900
boss walks in

1425
00:55:51,540 --> 00:55:56,880
um and Malcolm and Shane are really good

1426
00:55:54,900 --> 00:55:59,819
friends Malcolm and Shane and Shane's

1427
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:02,099
cousin who own the bar all hang out like

1428
00:55:59,819 --> 00:56:05,579
every weekend

1429
00:56:02,099 --> 00:56:07,800
um and so like Malcolm is like watching

1430
00:56:05,579 --> 00:56:09,599
Shane watch rose on the bike and he's

1431
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:12,720
like

1432
00:56:09,599 --> 00:56:15,380
you have feelings for her like

1433
00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:18,059
and Shane's like what

1434
00:56:15,380 --> 00:56:21,839
and Malcolm's like

1435
00:56:18,059 --> 00:56:23,400
we need her like we like overextended

1436
00:56:21,839 --> 00:56:25,140
ourselves financially to be able to

1437
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:26,760
expand the way we wanted and so like if

1438
00:56:25,140 --> 00:56:28,680
we don't land this pitch

1439
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:31,800
we are not going to survive so like

1440
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:34,440
don't [ __ ] this up we need her right

1441
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:36,660
keep your drinking your pants

1442
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:37,859
um he said like if they don't land the

1443
00:56:36,660 --> 00:56:39,780
pitch they'll likely start running out

1444
00:56:37,859 --> 00:56:40,740
of money in the next year

1445
00:56:39,780 --> 00:56:41,940
ouch yeah

1446
00:56:40,740 --> 00:56:43,260
yeah so then Shane is like really

1447
00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:45,480
conflicted over his feelings for her

1448
00:56:43,260 --> 00:56:48,000
because like the more he knows her over

1449
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:51,660
these months the more he likes her

1450
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:53,099
um and then he's like hey like will you

1451
00:56:51,660 --> 00:56:55,200
go out

1452
00:56:53,099 --> 00:56:56,940
um it was like he's like I have a friend

1453
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:58,619
coming in into town

1454
00:56:56,940 --> 00:57:00,300
um would you want to go out to lunch or

1455
00:56:58,619 --> 00:57:01,740
dinner with us depending um and he's

1456
00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:05,280
like it's not a date because I have a

1457
00:57:01,740 --> 00:57:06,059
friend in town who's coming with us so

1458
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:10,859
um

1459
00:57:06,059 --> 00:57:12,480
is it not still a date well so then Rose

1460
00:57:10,859 --> 00:57:14,579
is having this is just like a quick

1461
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:16,920
aside like rose is having a girls night

1462
00:57:14,579 --> 00:57:20,400
with olive she drunk dial Shane at like

1463
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:22,500
2 A.M uh oh and blame and like discloses

1464
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:26,280
to him like blames herself for the other

1465
00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:28,920
assault victim's death oh no yeah that's

1466
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:31,440
why oh and like Shane's like please find

1467
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:33,480
a good counselor yes please find a good

1468
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:35,099
one that's where my Shane is like he

1469
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:36,540
doesn't say it I think he might say like

1470
00:57:35,099 --> 00:57:38,339
have you tried talking to someone or

1471
00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:40,740
something but in his head he's like

1472
00:57:38,339 --> 00:57:41,700
she needs a therapist because this is a

1473
00:57:40,740 --> 00:57:43,559
lot of weight and pressure that she's

1474
00:57:41,700 --> 00:57:46,500
putting on herself to leave this to lead

1475
00:57:43,559 --> 00:57:47,880
this perfect life because yeah

1476
00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:50,940
um

1477
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:53,579
so the friend who comes into town for

1478
00:57:50,940 --> 00:57:56,040
the dinner is Matthew Moreno Matthew

1479
00:57:53,579 --> 00:57:59,700
Moreno is the millionaire that they are

1480
00:57:56,040 --> 00:58:01,200
doing this big pitch too ah yes

1481
00:57:59,700 --> 00:58:04,020
which like Shane doesn't like really

1482
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:08,220
give Rose a heads up for it no it's a

1483
00:58:04,020 --> 00:58:11,640
shame and Rose is real nervous kind of

1484
00:58:08,220 --> 00:58:13,680
bumbling not her best self Shane gets up

1485
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:15,480
to go to the bathroom and then Matthew

1486
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:18,000
starts asking her like hard hitting

1487
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:20,280
questions like he knows about like she

1488
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:22,079
left her company in Texas not on good

1489
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,700
terms

1490
00:58:22,079 --> 00:58:25,380
um

1491
00:58:23,700 --> 00:58:26,880
and I don't know like the whole scene

1492
00:58:25,380 --> 00:58:30,000
was like

1493
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:32,400
my notes I felt like this scene was

1494
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:34,800
supposed to make you feel flustered make

1495
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:37,619
you feel how flustered she was but it

1496
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:40,200
just kind of didn't like

1497
00:58:37,619 --> 00:58:41,339
like I got what they were going for with

1498
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,839
like what was supposed to be like the

1499
00:58:41,339 --> 00:58:44,940
hard-hitting questions and making her

1500
00:58:42,839 --> 00:58:46,920
feel uncomfortable and like and like

1501
00:58:44,940 --> 00:58:49,140
yeah but I just never felt any of that

1502
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:53,400
tension I just kind of felt like rose

1503
00:58:49,140 --> 00:58:54,780
get your [ __ ] together right like

1504
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:57,720
um

1505
00:58:54,780 --> 00:58:59,280
I don't know like Shane I think like

1506
00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:01,980
over here some of the answers like she's

1507
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:03,660
like getting tearful at the table and

1508
00:59:01,980 --> 00:59:04,680
talking about how good of a job she

1509
00:59:03,660 --> 00:59:08,099
wants like

1510
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:12,540
it it was not her most professional self

1511
00:59:08,099 --> 00:59:15,359
to put it away awkward yeah so on the

1512
00:59:12,540 --> 00:59:17,099
limo drive home which Matthew just like

1513
00:59:15,359 --> 00:59:19,200
ordered for them because he's extra and

1514
00:59:17,099 --> 00:59:21,540
has the money to do it it's apparently a

1515
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:24,839
very big limo because

1516
00:59:21,540 --> 00:59:27,660
it's just Shane and Rose in the limo and

1517
00:59:24,839 --> 00:59:30,660
they decide to play Marco Polo

1518
00:59:27,660 --> 00:59:30,660
oh

1519
00:59:35,839 --> 00:59:43,500
what like I've been in I've been in some

1520
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:45,359
party limos yeah and

1521
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:47,819
I wouldn't say any of them were large

1522
00:59:45,359 --> 00:59:49,380
enough that I could successfully well I

1523
00:59:47,819 --> 00:59:51,900
feel like it's not just the size it's

1524
00:59:49,380 --> 00:59:54,740
the shape it's just so it also sounds

1525
00:59:51,900 --> 00:59:54,740
like my prom night

1526
00:59:56,900 --> 01:00:06,119
no okay but also it's the shade it's not

1527
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:07,680
just the size it's the shape of it also

1528
01:00:06,119 --> 01:00:10,920
Hannah was doing these like flight

1529
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:14,040
attendant like hand motions for like the

1530
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:17,520
shape of the limo we're going in a

1531
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:19,980
Direction but like there's going in a

1532
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:21,720
Direction but I'm saying like this and

1533
01:00:19,980 --> 01:00:26,099
it's not a wide open space they're not

1534
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:29,460
turns to take it's just the one way

1535
01:00:26,099 --> 01:00:30,420
okay so I mean if there's seats on both

1536
01:00:29,460 --> 01:00:34,740
sides

1537
01:00:30,420 --> 01:00:36,599
and the floor in between them and the

1538
01:00:34,740 --> 01:00:38,960
back row

1539
01:00:36,599 --> 01:00:40,980
you gotta be real stealthy

1540
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:43,619
and I still don't think it would work

1541
01:00:40,980 --> 01:00:46,319
well and honestly she was

1542
01:00:43,619 --> 01:00:48,900
she wins the first round the second

1543
01:00:46,319 --> 01:00:51,180
round she gets oral sex

1544
01:00:48,900 --> 01:00:55,520
oh no

1545
01:00:51,180 --> 01:00:55,520
so does that mean she won or she lost

1546
01:00:55,799 --> 01:01:02,099
was it a real orgasm or a fake one I

1547
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:06,540
believe it was a real so like

1548
01:01:02,099 --> 01:01:09,420
well the first round she he was the one

1549
01:01:06,540 --> 01:01:11,880
who was Marco Okay in the second round

1550
01:01:09,420 --> 01:01:13,859
she was Marco so her eyes were closed

1551
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:16,319
and he was just like

1552
01:01:13,859 --> 01:01:18,299
all up on her

1553
01:01:16,319 --> 01:01:20,780
so so

1554
01:01:18,299 --> 01:01:20,780
okay

1555
01:01:20,940 --> 01:01:24,079
it doesn't I don't know what you want

1556
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:26,819
from me

1557
01:01:24,079 --> 01:01:30,059
it doesn't matter I'm trying to figure

1558
01:01:26,819 --> 01:01:31,680
out who won but it doesn't matter I

1559
01:01:30,059 --> 01:01:33,380
I think you're focusing on the wrong

1560
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:37,220
part

1561
01:01:33,380 --> 01:01:37,220
that's what she said

1562
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:43,020
where I was reading somewhere where

1563
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:45,900
someone was like yeah

1564
01:01:43,020 --> 01:01:46,920
a lot of oral sex for women for women is

1565
01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:51,839
like

1566
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:55,079
that not there or there not uh like

1567
01:01:51,839 --> 01:01:59,099
they're not that like too and I'm like

1568
01:01:55,079 --> 01:02:01,260
you know it's not wrong

1569
01:01:59,099 --> 01:02:03,299
well apparently Shane doesn't have that

1570
01:02:01,260 --> 01:02:06,960
problem since he gave her for it orgasms

1571
01:02:03,299 --> 01:02:10,380
the first night for orgasms

1572
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:12,740
um yeah Hannah was doing air quotes in

1573
01:02:10,380 --> 01:02:12,740
case

1574
01:02:13,079 --> 01:02:19,440
um so she gets I was gonna say she gets

1575
01:02:16,740 --> 01:02:21,839
the [ __ ] because I don't have it I

1576
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:24,180
just call all oral sex a [ __ ] no

1577
01:02:21,839 --> 01:02:27,260
matter who gets it he gets a [ __ ] she

1578
01:02:24,180 --> 01:02:29,339
gets a [ __ ] everybody gets a blow job

1579
01:02:27,260 --> 01:02:31,859
yeah so

1580
01:02:29,339 --> 01:02:35,400
she gets a [ __ ] she gets some oral

1581
01:02:31,859 --> 01:02:37,859
sex come at me I don't even care she

1582
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:40,500
gets head yeah

1583
01:02:37,859 --> 01:02:43,500
um they get back to Shane's house like

1584
01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:45,900
place he confesses his feelings for her

1585
01:02:43,500 --> 01:02:50,280
she tells him that she feels the same

1586
01:02:45,900 --> 01:02:51,599
way there is a long gratuitous sex scene

1587
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:54,359
um the next morning

1588
01:02:51,599 --> 01:02:55,920
Rose is still asleep in his bed he

1589
01:02:54,359 --> 01:02:56,700
decides he's gonna get up and go on a

1590
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:59,400
run

1591
01:02:56,700 --> 01:03:00,960
while he's out on the Run Matthew calls

1592
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,760
him and is like

1593
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:04,740
listen from personal experience you

1594
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:06,599
can't mix business with pleasure it was

1595
01:03:04,740 --> 01:03:08,280
very obvious you have feelings for this

1596
01:03:06,599 --> 01:03:10,200
girl so

1597
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:12,660
she either needs to be off the pitch and

1598
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:14,940
like you guys need to get rid of her or

1599
01:03:12,660 --> 01:03:17,700
you you aren't allowed to pitch because

1600
01:03:14,940 --> 01:03:19,079
I'm not gonna like chance my company uh

1601
01:03:17,700 --> 01:03:20,280
oh yeah

1602
01:03:19,079 --> 01:03:23,059
so

1603
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:26,339
Rose wakes up and is like

1604
01:03:23,059 --> 01:03:29,819
we like we confessed our feelings

1605
01:03:26,339 --> 01:03:33,059
everything's good we belong that's what

1606
01:03:29,819 --> 01:03:36,960
I thought when you were like we

1607
01:03:33,059 --> 01:03:40,079
I was thinking of Pat Benatar no okay I

1608
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:41,640
I don't there's not a lot of Pat Benatar

1609
01:03:40,079 --> 01:03:45,720
in my

1610
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:48,960
and my catalog that benatar's catalog is

1611
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:51,420
missing from my catalog noted and

1612
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:55,880
understood

1613
01:03:51,420 --> 01:03:55,880
you said Pat Benatar I thought Joan Jett

1614
01:03:56,579 --> 01:04:01,740
and it almost just spit water across my

1615
01:03:59,819 --> 01:04:05,660
table

1616
01:04:01,740 --> 01:04:05,660
and honestly I get it

1617
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:10,859
they are very different they are they're

1618
01:04:08,339 --> 01:04:12,059
scary I didn't say they were similar

1619
01:04:10,859 --> 01:04:14,540
Hannah

1620
01:04:12,059 --> 01:04:14,540
I

1621
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:20,099
I didn't say they were the same Oh no

1622
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:21,119
you're right and you're right carry on

1623
01:04:20,099 --> 01:04:23,040
um

1624
01:04:21,119 --> 01:04:26,460
either way I didn't catch the reference

1625
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:29,160
so it wouldn't matter I think my Joan

1626
01:04:26,460 --> 01:04:31,099
Jett catalog is only one song Deep

1627
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:32,880
anyway

1628
01:04:31,099 --> 01:04:34,260
so

1629
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:35,940
um yeah but she wakes up kind of like

1630
01:04:34,260 --> 01:04:39,119
sunshine and roses and she's like hey

1631
01:04:35,940 --> 01:04:40,619
let's we're gonna be a thing now so

1632
01:04:39,119 --> 01:04:42,480
I think she goes into his kitchen to

1633
01:04:40,619 --> 01:04:44,040
make breakfast she's like wearing his

1634
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:45,299
t-shirt and boxers or something like

1635
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:47,579
that

1636
01:04:45,299 --> 01:04:49,859
he gets home

1637
01:04:47,579 --> 01:04:51,660
um and like it doesn't seem as though

1638
01:04:49,859 --> 01:04:52,619
he's planning on like he's conflicted

1639
01:04:51,660 --> 01:04:53,819
but it doesn't really seem like he's

1640
01:04:52,619 --> 01:04:55,920
planning on telling her because he's

1641
01:04:53,819 --> 01:04:57,000
super into her and like wants to make it

1642
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:58,440
work

1643
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,700
um but he's like I need to tell you

1644
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:02,099
something but then like they just kind

1645
01:04:59,700 --> 01:05:03,660
of start going at it so he's boning her

1646
01:05:02,099 --> 01:05:06,180
up against the wall

1647
01:05:03,660 --> 01:05:10,799
when suddenly his like front door opens

1648
01:05:06,180 --> 01:05:13,440
oh because his cousin and Malcolm the

1649
01:05:10,799 --> 01:05:16,260
boss were like and like we didn't hear

1650
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:17,640
from you and we like we hang out every

1651
01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:19,980
Saturday morning and we didn't hear from

1652
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:22,260
you so we came over to check

1653
01:05:19,980 --> 01:05:23,760
um and he's like trying to cover her and

1654
01:05:22,260 --> 01:05:27,420
then Malcolm is like

1655
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:29,400
is that you Rose and like sees her she's

1656
01:05:27,420 --> 01:05:32,220
mortified

1657
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:34,319
um awkward yeah honestly I'm not gonna

1658
01:05:32,220 --> 01:05:36,960
lie

1659
01:05:34,319 --> 01:05:38,940
I I stopped outlining the book at this

1660
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:42,839
point so I'm about to free ball the rest

1661
01:05:38,940 --> 01:05:45,720
of this review do it okay do it I

1662
01:05:42,839 --> 01:05:48,000
apologize LT shade honestly I apologize

1663
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:50,480
for a lot of this review but

1664
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:54,960
um yeah I'm free balling this last bit

1665
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:57,960
so we're just gonna like she's mortified

1666
01:05:54,960 --> 01:06:00,780
um it also is like she's like I can't

1667
01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:04,380
show my face and

1668
01:06:00,780 --> 01:06:07,319
she um it I think it's disclosed that

1669
01:06:04,380 --> 01:06:10,380
like Matt like what Matthew said about

1670
01:06:07,319 --> 01:06:13,680
like her needing to be off the case and

1671
01:06:10,380 --> 01:06:15,540
so she like is planning on quitting the

1672
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:18,059
job and it's like this whole and she's

1673
01:06:15,540 --> 01:06:20,280
super emotional and I don't fully

1674
01:06:18,059 --> 01:06:23,760
remember how it plays out but she like

1675
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:26,579
gets Matthew on the phone

1676
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:28,260
but then like once again I'm like girl

1677
01:06:26,579 --> 01:06:29,940
no you are not professional because

1678
01:06:28,260 --> 01:06:32,280
she's like this is about what happened

1679
01:06:29,940 --> 01:06:35,339
in Texas isn't it like you don't want

1680
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:39,420
someone as emotional as me and he's like

1681
01:06:35,339 --> 01:06:40,380
what that this is not what was happening

1682
01:06:39,420 --> 01:06:43,319
here

1683
01:06:40,380 --> 01:06:45,119
um but like once she gets a little less

1684
01:06:43,319 --> 01:06:46,140
sloppy and messy to that end she kind of

1685
01:06:45,119 --> 01:06:48,180
like

1686
01:06:46,140 --> 01:06:50,640
puts him in his place and like gives him

1687
01:06:48,180 --> 01:06:52,140
something to think about but she's

1688
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:54,180
taking time away from the office like

1689
01:06:52,140 --> 01:06:55,680
Malcolm hasn't fired her

1690
01:06:54,180 --> 01:06:57,960
um but then

1691
01:06:55,680 --> 01:07:00,420
Shane is also on a leave because he's

1692
01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:02,099
like I just need to go clear my head get

1693
01:07:00,420 --> 01:07:03,480
some space

1694
01:07:02,099 --> 01:07:06,000
um

1695
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:08,099
she finds out I think she like goes to

1696
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:10,140
the office to resign or something like

1697
01:07:08,099 --> 01:07:13,760
that and then

1698
01:07:10,140 --> 01:07:13,760
girl that can be an email

1699
01:07:14,039 --> 01:07:17,940
well she would also have to clear out

1700
01:07:15,539 --> 01:07:19,980
her office okay okay fair enough fair

1701
01:07:17,940 --> 01:07:24,240
enough maybe we're filling it in we're

1702
01:07:19,980 --> 01:07:28,260
freeballing it we have no [ __ ] clue

1703
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:30,660
um so then like they find out that like

1704
01:07:28,260 --> 01:07:33,240
Matthew changed his mind they can

1705
01:07:30,660 --> 01:07:35,039
ultimately make the pitch because

1706
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:37,319
whatever she said kind of swayed him she

1707
01:07:35,039 --> 01:07:39,539
realizes that like she really cares

1708
01:07:37,319 --> 01:07:43,380
about Shane that she like wants to be

1709
01:07:39,539 --> 01:07:45,900
with him so she goes out to Shane's Lake

1710
01:07:43,380 --> 01:07:47,640
House or wherever he was

1711
01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:48,599
um and it cuts to Shane and Shane was

1712
01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:50,940
kind of like

1713
01:07:48,599 --> 01:07:52,740
never planning on letting her go was

1714
01:07:50,940 --> 01:07:54,240
just like trying to be respectful and

1715
01:07:52,740 --> 01:07:58,079
give her space

1716
01:07:54,240 --> 01:08:00,539
um and he's like yeah I mean I knew like

1717
01:07:58,079 --> 01:08:02,460
when she like she took the job as a

1718
01:08:00,539 --> 01:08:04,559
stepping stone for her career so like

1719
01:08:02,460 --> 01:08:06,839
I'm not gonna hold that against her

1720
01:08:04,559 --> 01:08:08,760
um but

1721
01:08:06,839 --> 01:08:10,200
she means a lot to me she's really

1722
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:12,359
making a difference in her company I

1723
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:15,799
want her to stay

1724
01:08:12,359 --> 01:08:18,960
um they she shows up they resolve things

1725
01:08:15,799 --> 01:08:20,819
they make the pitch they win the pitch

1726
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:23,940
he proposes

1727
01:08:20,819 --> 01:08:25,920
you Matthew and his partner are back

1728
01:08:23,940 --> 01:08:28,620
together

1729
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:29,819
the end

1730
01:08:28,620 --> 01:08:33,179
okay

1731
01:08:29,819 --> 01:08:34,580
yeah I feel confident in how I ended

1732
01:08:33,179 --> 01:08:37,560
that book

1733
01:08:34,580 --> 01:08:39,540
you sound confident about how you ended

1734
01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:42,359
that so

1735
01:08:39,540 --> 01:08:44,520
um what's our rating skill here like how

1736
01:08:42,359 --> 01:08:46,920
many pitches

1737
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:50,460
[ __ ] are too abstract

1738
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:53,640
how many bicycles how many bicycles

1739
01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:56,940
orgasms with quotations

1740
01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:58,219
um how many orgasms how many orgasms

1741
01:08:56,940 --> 01:09:02,540
eight balls

1742
01:08:58,219 --> 01:09:02,540
no because that's a different thing

1743
01:09:04,859 --> 01:09:08,580
how many people how many pool tables how

1744
01:09:07,679 --> 01:09:12,299
many

1745
01:09:08,580 --> 01:09:16,500
let's go how many Marco polos Marco

1746
01:09:12,299 --> 01:09:19,380
polos the person or the game

1747
01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:21,359
the Explorer

1748
01:09:19,380 --> 01:09:23,819
I don't know why but I just had like a

1749
01:09:21,359 --> 01:09:26,460
vision of like a superhero with like

1750
01:09:23,819 --> 01:09:32,279
their arm out like

1751
01:09:26,460 --> 01:09:33,779
with an MP or like Dora the Explorer

1752
01:09:32,279 --> 01:09:35,759
that's what we're talking about we're

1753
01:09:33,779 --> 01:09:37,880
talking about Marco

1754
01:09:35,759 --> 01:09:37,880
um

1755
01:09:38,819 --> 01:09:44,520
let's go bicycles okay it feels like the

1756
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:46,640
safest option it does

1757
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:46,640
um

1758
01:09:46,859 --> 01:09:52,020
how many bicycles girl I don't know I

1759
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:54,060
didn't read that no I mean like as like

1760
01:09:52,020 --> 01:09:55,920
that it can be out of just choose an

1761
01:09:54,060 --> 01:09:58,520
arbitrary number

1762
01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:58,520
nine

1763
01:09:59,340 --> 01:10:03,020
three

1764
01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:07,199
oh far

1765
01:10:03,020 --> 01:10:09,780
four I mean three is fine with me three

1766
01:10:07,199 --> 01:10:11,460
in one unicycle

1767
01:10:09,780 --> 01:10:12,540
yeah yeah

1768
01:10:11,460 --> 01:10:14,699
um if we're just going with the number

1769
01:10:12,540 --> 01:10:19,880
of tires

1770
01:10:14,699 --> 01:10:19,880
out of 18. so like seven out of 18 tires

1771
01:10:20,460 --> 01:10:24,420
okay we had a situation at work recently

1772
01:10:22,679 --> 01:10:25,920
where someone called me and they're like

1773
01:10:24,420 --> 01:10:27,780
Chelsea

1774
01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:30,780
my client is obsessed with their

1775
01:10:27,780 --> 01:10:33,540
ex-boyfriend and slashed 14 of his tires

1776
01:10:30,780 --> 01:10:35,460
and I was like girl that math don't work

1777
01:10:33,540 --> 01:10:36,659
when I was like how many like the

1778
01:10:35,460 --> 01:10:38,760
question to everyone else like how many

1779
01:10:36,659 --> 01:10:40,620
cars did he have like did he keep

1780
01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:43,260
getting them replaced or did he have was

1781
01:10:40,620 --> 01:10:44,400
it three cars and a motorcycle yeah yeah

1782
01:10:43,260 --> 01:10:46,560
because if it was three cars on a

1783
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:49,080
motorcycle or if he just kept replacing

1784
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:52,560
tires on the car or did he own two and a

1785
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:54,480
half three and a half cars but also

1786
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:57,300
that's a lot of money to continually

1787
01:10:54,480 --> 01:10:58,679
replace tires like that or was it like

1788
01:10:57,300 --> 01:11:02,040
were they under warranty at Discount

1789
01:10:58,679 --> 01:11:06,140
Tire was there a four-wheeler does the

1790
01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:06,140
warranty cover intentional slashings

1791
01:11:06,239 --> 01:11:10,980
we could call and ask

1792
01:11:08,580 --> 01:11:14,520
I'm not that invested but we're going

1793
01:11:10,980 --> 01:11:16,739
with three and one unicycle out of nine

1794
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:19,080
yes

1795
01:11:16,739 --> 01:11:22,140
yeah I think

1796
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:25,159
I think seven out of

1797
01:11:22,140 --> 01:11:29,460
oh no I have to mess

1798
01:11:25,159 --> 01:11:32,460
7 out of 19 tires is that how that works

1799
01:11:29,460 --> 01:11:35,100
because if there's nine bicycles and

1800
01:11:32,460 --> 01:11:38,219
that's 18 then you have one unicycle

1801
01:11:35,100 --> 01:11:39,800
which takes us to 19. so it would be 7

1802
01:11:38,219 --> 01:11:44,239
out of 19

1803
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:44,239
tires which would rate that book

1804
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:49,760
I want to do this as a person I feel

1805
01:11:46,380 --> 01:11:53,460
like a 30-ish percent yeah 36 point

1806
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:55,380
eight percent I made that up so 37 is

1807
01:11:53,460 --> 01:11:57,300
what that's going to round to

1808
01:11:55,380 --> 01:11:59,480
um

1809
01:11:57,300 --> 01:12:01,020
outside of

1810
01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:01,920
the

1811
01:12:01,020 --> 01:12:04,920
um

1812
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:07,320
really liberal use of the word labia and

1813
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:09,480
sex scenes how many labias are we

1814
01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:11,940
already don't stop

1815
01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:15,260
um no labias in our rating

1816
01:12:11,940 --> 01:12:15,260
um yeah like I

1817
01:12:22,679 --> 01:12:29,340
it's not the worst thing I've ever read

1818
01:12:26,340 --> 01:12:30,659
it's well here's my thing and I didn't

1819
01:12:29,340 --> 01:12:33,540
read it but

1820
01:12:30,659 --> 01:12:37,560
I really struggle with books that make

1821
01:12:33,540 --> 01:12:41,699
trauma the central character Arc

1822
01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:46,340
of the main female character like I just

1823
01:12:41,699 --> 01:12:46,340
get annoyed with that I also feel like

1824
01:12:46,440 --> 01:12:51,239
nothing quite hit as hard as it was

1825
01:12:48,780 --> 01:12:53,400
supposed to in this book if that makes

1826
01:12:51,239 --> 01:12:55,020
sense so we like just missed yeah like

1827
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:57,060
how I kind of described the conversation

1828
01:12:55,020 --> 01:12:58,980
with like Matthew where it was like oh

1829
01:12:57,060 --> 01:13:01,320
like you're supposed to feel how

1830
01:12:58,980 --> 01:13:03,480
flustered she was and I just like

1831
01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:05,400
didn't I was just like girl get your

1832
01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:08,219
[ __ ] together you want to be this bad

1833
01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:09,780
this bad boss [ __ ] and you're just like

1834
01:13:08,219 --> 01:13:11,880
a crying mess

1835
01:13:09,780 --> 01:13:13,199
like

1836
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:15,179
I don't know that's kind of how I felt

1837
01:13:13,199 --> 01:13:17,820
about like all of it just felt like it

1838
01:13:15,179 --> 01:13:18,659
like almost didn't quite get there for

1839
01:13:17,820 --> 01:13:21,239
me

1840
01:13:18,659 --> 01:13:22,920
um right and I think if it did like if a

1841
01:13:21,239 --> 01:13:24,780
couple things hit a little harder I may

1842
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:26,400
have enjoyed it more but I think it just

1843
01:13:24,780 --> 01:13:28,860
like

1844
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:31,040
it was just a little too far off the

1845
01:13:28,860 --> 01:13:34,940
mark for me right

1846
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:37,380
well and I also it seems like

1847
01:13:34,940 --> 01:13:39,360
based on what you described Shane was

1848
01:13:37,380 --> 01:13:42,120
not all that likable

1849
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:43,260
I found him in like outside of the I

1850
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:44,460
think that also felt weird right because

1851
01:13:43,260 --> 01:13:46,620
like he made those like sexist

1852
01:13:44,460 --> 01:13:49,280
chauvinistic comments like it felt like

1853
01:13:46,620 --> 01:13:52,199
his Arc was supposed to be this like

1854
01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:55,320
reformed bad boy when he found this girl

1855
01:13:52,199 --> 01:13:56,880
that he was like actually really into

1856
01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:58,739
but then like I feel like the way it

1857
01:13:56,880 --> 01:14:01,260
came off was just like

1858
01:13:58,739 --> 01:14:03,659
he was like super douchey and then we

1859
01:14:01,260 --> 01:14:06,360
just kind of stopped paying attention to

1860
01:14:03,659 --> 01:14:07,920
the douchiness and then like like oh but

1861
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:10,260
he has these other qualities too because

1862
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:12,780
I'm like yeah it's not either or it can

1863
01:14:10,260 --> 01:14:15,480
be both and right you can have really

1864
01:14:12,780 --> 01:14:17,040
douchey moments and have these at like I

1865
01:14:15,480 --> 01:14:20,100
don't know I feel like that was another

1866
01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:22,320
like his art kind of missed for me

1867
01:14:20,100 --> 01:14:25,260
because you're like yeah he was set up

1868
01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:27,060
to be this like Playboy douche and it

1869
01:14:25,260 --> 01:14:29,280
just never really felt

1870
01:14:27,060 --> 01:14:30,540
like I think the it was supposed to be

1871
01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:32,280
redeemed

1872
01:14:30,540 --> 01:14:33,900
when he went and picked her up and they

1873
01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:35,640
had their like big heart to heart and he

1874
01:14:33,900 --> 01:14:36,780
like right wasn't taking advantage of

1875
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:41,120
her when she was in an emotionally

1876
01:14:36,780 --> 01:14:41,120
vulnerable space but like

1877
01:14:41,540 --> 01:14:45,960
right again so we're giving someone

1878
01:14:44,100 --> 01:14:47,600
credit for being a decent human being

1879
01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:51,300
it's like

1880
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:53,400
yeah yeah no I feel you I feel you so

1881
01:14:51,300 --> 01:14:56,340
three and a half

1882
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:58,020
out of nine yeah I feel good about that

1883
01:14:56,340 --> 01:15:00,300
that's our final offer what are y'all's

1884
01:14:58,020 --> 01:15:02,340
thoughts read it for yourself decide and

1885
01:15:00,300 --> 01:15:04,800
report back you don't have to go with

1886
01:15:02,340 --> 01:15:07,380
our rating scale because honestly a lot

1887
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:09,719
of the times I can't do the math for our

1888
01:15:07,380 --> 01:15:11,940
rating skills so much like we've said

1889
01:15:09,719 --> 01:15:13,920
before this is very much

1890
01:15:11,940 --> 01:15:15,600
um Whose Line Is It Anyway

1891
01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:19,380
the rules are made up and the points

1892
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:21,060
don't matter so you tell us what you

1893
01:15:19,380 --> 01:15:23,760
think and what your thoughts are maybe

1894
01:15:21,060 --> 01:15:25,260
we will adjust our opinions but we

1895
01:15:23,760 --> 01:15:29,520
appreciate you going on this journey

1896
01:15:25,260 --> 01:15:31,140
with us and my favorite line ever of

1897
01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:33,540
the rules were made up and the points

1898
01:15:31,140 --> 01:15:35,100
don't matter just like the other guy in

1899
01:15:33,540 --> 01:15:39,239
wham

1900
01:15:35,100 --> 01:15:41,699
um still to this day my favorite quote

1901
01:15:39,239 --> 01:15:44,640
from Whose Line Is It Anyway I was like

1902
01:15:41,699 --> 01:15:46,159
that joke is so hard

1903
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:49,860
ouch

1904
01:15:46,159 --> 01:15:52,679
so on that note go listen to Wham I was

1905
01:15:49,860 --> 01:15:55,080
gonna say go listen to some Wham and hit

1906
01:15:52,679 --> 01:15:58,739
us up next time thanks y'all have a good

1907
01:15:55,080 --> 01:16:01,800
day [ __ ] puppies bye

1908
01:15:58,739 --> 01:16:04,620
well that's it for this week's mud [ __ ]

1909
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:07,560
we hope it was good for you cause it

1910
01:16:04,620 --> 01:16:09,900
sure was great for us if you're digging

1911
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:11,460
what we're doing it would mean a lot if

1912
01:16:09,900 --> 01:16:13,620
you'd take a minute to rate and review

1913
01:16:11,460 --> 01:16:14,640
the show wherever you're listening right

1914
01:16:13,620 --> 01:16:17,520
now

1915
01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:18,659
maybe tell that sexy someone to Linda

1916
01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:21,960
senir

1917
01:16:18,659 --> 01:16:24,420
we love you we appreciate you

1918
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:26,970
we'll see you next week

1919
01:16:24,420 --> 01:16:32,129
stay spotty

1920
01:16:26,970 --> 01:16:32,129
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