This Is Why We Can't Have A Podcast!

This episode is coming to you LIVE (and very unhinged) from the Las Vegas airport… sitting by the men’s bathroom ✈️😂
We had big plans for a polished Vegas episode… but clearly, you’ve met us.
This week:
  •  One of us forgot underwear and had to go full commando in Vegas 😳 
  •  We survived the Sphere + Wizard of Oz experience (and yes… we caught apples 🍎) 
  •  We discovered wild Vegas facts (including buried towns and $39 MILLION slot wins 💰) 
  •  And we officially confirmed… we are NOT bad moms
Because after hearing the most unhinged Uber parenting story ever, our mom guilt? Gone. Immediately.
Also expect:
 👉 Hotel chaos (missing soap, pillow drama, and near Karen moments)
 👉 Vegas observations you can’t unsee 👀
 👉 Gambling wins (kind of)
 👉 And absolute airport-level randomness
This is messy, chaotic, slightly inappropriate…
 and exactly why we can’t have a podcast.

Creators and Guests

Host
Ashten Boatman
Ashten keeps it real and keeps Jen reeled in - she remembers all the stories and is here to spill the bestie tea!
Host
Jen Petty
Jen is a hot mess but she always brings the fun!

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