1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,960 well hello All You Beautiful 2 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:10,599 [Music] 3 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:15,440 People you know what time it 4 00:00:10,599 --> 00:00:17,199 is ladies and gents Guys and Dolls and 5 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:20,560 everyone in 6 00:00:17,199 --> 00:00:24,000 between gather around get you something 7 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:28,840 real nice to sip on and comfy to slip 8 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:31,730 on cuz it's time for smut Club here's 9 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:34,879 your hosts Chelsey and 10 00:00:31,730 --> 00:00:37,399 [Applause] 11 00:00:34,879 --> 00:00:41,320 Hannah hey everybody and welcome to smut 12 00:00:37,399 --> 00:00:43,399 club I'm Hannah and I am Chelsea and 13 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:46,800 this is the show where we are two 14 00:00:43,399 --> 00:00:48,719 licensed mental health therapists who 15 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:50,520 like to daydrink and sometimes not 16 00:00:48,719 --> 00:00:54,680 daydrink today we're definitely day 17 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:58,840 drinking and uh reviewing romance novels 18 00:00:54,680 --> 00:01:00,440 of varying caliber nailed it yes yeah 19 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:02,559 yeah feel like that's our 20 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:06,760 that's like our elevator pitch for the 21 00:01:02,559 --> 00:01:08,439 it is actually yeah yeah yeah we want to 22 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:10,640 let the people know what they're in for 23 00:01:08,439 --> 00:01:12,400 although this is I don't even know what 24 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:16,720 number episode we're on at this point if 25 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:19,720 you've made it this far you probably get 26 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,720 it 27 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:26,119 sorry you're like our listeners are very 28 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:30,320 capable competent people they probably 29 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:31,960 do they understand although I will say 30 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:36,119 the book we're reviewing 31 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:38,759 today um is one that 32 00:01:36,119 --> 00:01:41,079 um some people who maybe don't listen to 33 00:01:38,759 --> 00:01:44,000 our podcast regularly will choose to 34 00:01:41,079 --> 00:01:48,000 check out because it um has a little bit 35 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:51,040 of a cult following not unlike unhinged 36 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:54,680 that we did previously what book is this 37 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:58,560 it's squeak by Vera Valentine same 38 00:01:54,680 --> 00:02:00,880 author as unhinged correct same 39 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:02,200 author yeah okay but I'm also going to 40 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:04,159 reframe that because some people might 41 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:06,240 be like what the [ __ ] is this book and 42 00:02:04,159 --> 00:02:08,640 then I think other people will be like 43 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:11,920 this is what we've been waiting for 44 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:16,120 right this is why we're here thank you 45 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:19,000 squeak um it's not about a clown nose is 46 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:24,080 it no no I'm like trying to think of 47 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:26,120 things that that squeak uh probably not 48 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:28,560 what this well guaranteed not what this 49 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:30,480 book is at all but Vance and I were 50 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:32,120 recently um travel 51 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:34,000 and we're with some friends and we're 52 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:36,800 all walking through the airport and one 53 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:39,040 of the dudes was wearing Crocs that 54 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:40,319 squeed squeaked with every step and I 55 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:42,280 was like looking at his wife and I was 56 00:02:40,319 --> 00:02:44,680 like I was like man I really hear his 57 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:47,080 shoes over there she airport as we 58 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:49,440 landed in the and this is a two-e trip 59 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:51,800 and she goes get used to it she goes he 60 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:54,720 has another pair at home we call his tap 61 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:56,840 shoes every time he wears them cuz they 62 00:02:54,720 --> 00:03:00,560 squeak so 63 00:02:56,840 --> 00:03:05,040 much I am so no and I'm like 64 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:07,799 I would just throw the shoes out in the 65 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:10,879 dead of night oh 100% the shoes would 66 00:03:07,799 --> 00:03:14,680 never be found my issues with sound are 67 00:03:10,879 --> 00:03:16,280 so intense I'd lose my [ __ ] though yeah 68 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:18,519 I think it's also clear that my issues 69 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:20,200 with sound are a bit intense because 70 00:03:18,519 --> 00:03:22,640 bless your heart you were trying to tell 71 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:25,920 me a story earlier and my son was just 72 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:28,080 groaning in the back just like just 73 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:30,480 standing completely fine and then he'd 74 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:31,959 lay down and keep doing it just no and I 75 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:35,080 was like hey Hannah I really want to 76 00:03:31,959 --> 00:03:39,360 hear your story and I cannot I can't 77 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:42,360 focus focus because my son who I love 78 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:44,519 more than anything in the world wouldn't 79 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:45,879 shut the [ __ ] up he was making a lot of 80 00:03:44,519 --> 00:03:47,920 sound this morning most of them were 81 00:03:45,879 --> 00:03:50,200 very cute sounds lots of Giggles I think 82 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:52,480 that's the thing it's it's cute until 83 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:54,879 you're like can we stop and he's like 84 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:58,920 best I can do is keep making sound just 85 00:03:54,879 --> 00:04:00,760 need 30 seconds of Silence yes I'm like 86 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:02,319 and then the the problem is when I get 87 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:05,200 30 seconds and then it starts up I'm 88 00:04:02,319 --> 00:04:07,159 like no no no 30 more like please please 89 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:10,200 don't take this from 90 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:12,040 me I was like your mother gets very over 91 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:14,360 stimulated when there's too many noises 92 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:17,840 at once I 93 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:19,840 apologize which I which I do feel like 94 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:23,240 since having a kid there is some level 95 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:26,400 that I just like block out now right but 96 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:28,320 I'm not fully immune to it and I think 97 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:31,440 as he gets older and 98 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:33,840 louder it's going to be an adventure 99 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:36,160 yeah it will an adventure I should maybe 100 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:39,520 talk to a psychiatrist 101 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:42,680 about is there a pill for misophonia I 102 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:44,479 don't think so I don't know but I'm not 103 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:45,720 a psychiatrist no I was more just 104 00:04:44,479 --> 00:04:48,240 thinking about the level of 105 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:50,960 disregulation it brings she said I meant 106 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,960 a Valium 107 00:04:54,600 --> 00:05:01,720 Hannah come on now or I could just teach 108 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:03,759 my son how to use his indoor voice and 109 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:05,680 save a lot of 110 00:05:03,759 --> 00:05:09,840 money 111 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:13,240 so previously I've worked I work have 112 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:17,160 worked in substance use and we had a 113 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:20,759 female patient bring in some benzo 114 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:25,120 diazines in God's purse her prison purse 115 00:05:20,759 --> 00:05:27,680 her prison purse yeah and some people 116 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:30,199 were trying to come up with a name for 117 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:35,080 what what are those right 118 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:35,080 and I was like y y'all it's out of 119 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:40,440 vagina and that was what we landed on 120 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:43,479 and we continue to call it that because 121 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:47,120 benzo vagina like didn't it just never 122 00:05:43,479 --> 00:05:49,120 nothing really like ever clicked but 123 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:52,680 yeah and then I was like if we start 124 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:55,360 looking at other anatomical words that 125 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:58,880 we can use I don't know if it'll get 126 00:05:55,360 --> 00:06:00,680 better I don't think any of it's good 127 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:02,600 but it definitely itely will get worse 128 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:06,000 did she have them in a container you 129 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:09,240 know I don't know I didn't investigate 130 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:12,440 further cuz I I do 131 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:15,479 feel like your body's absorption if 132 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:15,479 they're not in the 133 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:20,520 container you got to double check that 134 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:24,759 when you're using the old prison purse 135 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:27,479 you do yeah uh I knew I heard a story 136 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:27,479 one time of 137 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:32,520 someone my go 138 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:35,639 they were trying to pass a UDS so they 139 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:40,080 were trying to pass a drug test oh no oh 140 00:06:35,639 --> 00:06:43,280 no and they had like a glove or a 141 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:45,560 balloon or something with the the clean 142 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:48,479 urine in it that they then wrapped in 143 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:51,240 foil so it would stay 144 00:06:48,479 --> 00:06:52,400 warmer and then inserted it in their 145 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:55,199 prison 146 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:58,520 purse and 147 00:06:55,199 --> 00:07:03,319 then they had a Band-Aid on their their 148 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:04,280 thumb that they had a safety pin under 149 00:07:03,319 --> 00:07:07,599 that is 150 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:10,919 elaborate yeah and then you go to hold 151 00:07:07,599 --> 00:07:13,479 the cup and you got to pop the balloon 152 00:07:10,919 --> 00:07:16,520 it takes a lot of coordination as well 153 00:07:13,479 --> 00:07:19,520 yeah but the person who was with them 154 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:21,599 like had to be in the room to and they 155 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:24,440 like I just heard a popping sound like 156 00:07:21,599 --> 00:07:27,000 it was a large enough hole for the flow 157 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:30,879 so it was just like the slow trickle 158 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:33,479 sound of the littlest p 159 00:07:30,879 --> 00:07:36,520 bre and she was like I think we're going 160 00:07:33,479 --> 00:07:39,680 to have to have to do this test again I 161 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:42,560 think this one may be 162 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:46,800 compromised oh 163 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:49,199 no God bless so it's funny you should 164 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,199 bring up 165 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:56,479 balloons what a pivot I was going to say 166 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:59,639 I will take my segue of the Year award 167 00:07:56,479 --> 00:08:00,840 anytime um because because we're not 168 00:07:59,639 --> 00:08:04,520 here to talk about that Chelsea we're 169 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:09,479 here to talk about squeak squeak the 170 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:10,840 balloon animal uh-huh yeah you're right 171 00:08:09,479 --> 00:08:13,520 Vance just learned I can make balloon 172 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:15,639 animals like in the last two weeks well 173 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:17,919 yeah because you were a clown in 174 00:08:15,639 --> 00:08:21,039 Guatemala or wherever you it Panama but 175 00:08:17,919 --> 00:08:22,520 I'm so impressed that you even remember 176 00:08:21,039 --> 00:08:24,520 that but that also means you remember 177 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:27,560 the part where they stri me of my clown 178 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:29,599 duties cuz I kept scaring the children 179 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:32,560 do remember that um I filled the balloon 180 00:08:29,599 --> 00:08:35,279 with less air this time oh and we were 181 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:37,800 successful relatively they were the 182 00:08:35,279 --> 00:08:41,320 person had bought the balloons from 183 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:43,760 Sheen or oh right right right and it 184 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:46,200 they were the quality of balloons I was 185 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:48,760 like why does this balloon seem like a 186 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:51,880 lot smaller than it should for 187 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:54,600 being a balloon it like like I was 188 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:56,560 trying to make a dog and I was like it 189 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:58,839 looks like I'm making like a Teacup 190 00:08:56,560 --> 00:09:01,440 Poodle like I'm like why is this balloon 191 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:01,440 so small 192 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:08,959 So based on where this book is going 193 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:12,440 everything you just said is so much okay 194 00:09:08,959 --> 00:09:16,880 I'm just gonna shut up because 195 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:20,440 I okay okay so this is this is squeak by 196 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:21,600 Vera Valentine squeak by Vera Valentine 197 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:24,480 um 198 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:27,399 so we open with 199 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:30,000 poppy okay they named her poppy for the 200 00:09:27,399 --> 00:09:31,800 balloons 201 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,120 because my son loves the trolls 202 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:35,959 franchise I was like yeah like Queen 203 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:38,480 Poppy and then I was like that's not 204 00:09:35,959 --> 00:09:40,839 what Hannah was getting aty for the 205 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:43,240 balloons incredible so she's an art 206 00:09:40,839 --> 00:09:45,000 student and she is sketching people at 207 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:48,920 the zoo it's one of her favorite places 208 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:52,040 to go to people watch so she's there and 209 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:55,279 it is Wicked hot outside and she forgot 210 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:57,399 her water and she's trying to figure out 211 00:09:55,279 --> 00:09:58,880 like is it okay if I leave all my stuff 212 00:09:57,399 --> 00:10:00,320 and like go over to the water fountain I 213 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:02,240 don't know 214 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:04,519 um cuz there were a lot of people around 215 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:06,839 all her art supplies whatever yeah so 216 00:10:04,519 --> 00:10:07,839 she's like is this a safe place right 217 00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:10,320 she's like I don't know if I just want 218 00:10:07,839 --> 00:10:13,240 to leave all my [ __ ] you know that's 219 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:16,320 fair and so as she is having this 220 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:18,880 internal debate a super hot guy with a 221 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:20,920 bunch of balloons comes up and he offers 222 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:22,920 to watch her things cuz he saw her like 223 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:24,880 looking towards the bathrooms where the 224 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:26,200 water fountains were and he was like I 225 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:29,360 can watch your stuff if you need to run 226 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:31,279 to the bathroom or whatever um he works 227 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:37,120 at the zoo selling 228 00:10:31,279 --> 00:10:39,639 balloons and um she declines that offer 229 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:41,600 um and he says oh well the the water 230 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:44,000 fountain is actually broken anyway like 231 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:45,639 a kid was jumping on it or something um 232 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,240 I can take you to the concession stand 233 00:10:45,639 --> 00:10:49,440 and get you a water on me though if 234 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:52,240 you'd like to and he's like flirting 235 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:55,440 with her and she's like she's like I 236 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:57,880 feel like a drowned mole rat sweating in 237 00:10:55,440 --> 00:11:00,000 this heat I just want some water this is 238 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:02,880 not the moment where I feel like sexiest 239 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:05,120 to be flirting with a hot balloon guy 240 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:06,680 but she's leaning into it she's like if 241 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:09,120 this is where my day is 242 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:11,600 going she's like you know I wouldn't hit 243 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:14,760 on me right now but if you want to 244 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:16,839 exactly okay you get it so I forgot to 245 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:20,839 mention this is dual point of 246 00:11:16,839 --> 00:11:23,279 view um well just two so there's a third 247 00:11:20,839 --> 00:11:28,959 but it's only the final chapter okay 248 00:11:23,279 --> 00:11:30,600 yeah so Kean is extremely agitated he is 249 00:11:28,959 --> 00:11:32,200 trying trying to do research he's 250 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:35,560 sitting in the concession stand trying 251 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:37,200 to do research because he and Sebastian 252 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:41,560 are 253 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:49,839 topas and their magic is wearing out t u 254 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:51,680 l p a okay that was TOA TOA TOA TOA okay 255 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:54,040 yeah what's a 256 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:59,360 TOA 257 00:11:54,040 --> 00:12:00,959 so it is never explained in the book 258 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:02,320 so everything I'm about to share with 259 00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:07,480 you comes from an episode of 260 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:07,480 Supernatural just to be very very 261 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:19,440 clear okay go on okay so aopa is 262 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:23,920 essentially um a supernatural being that 263 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:27,600 is formed from intention and belief so 264 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:31,000 it doesn't technically like fully exist 265 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:37,920 it exists because people believe in 266 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:41,240 it like Santa yes okay yeah yes mhm like 267 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:43,959 um yeah never mind I I will go on a 268 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:46,760 whole we'll just leave it there so their 269 00:12:43,959 --> 00:12:52,480 magic is wearing out and so he's trying 270 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:54,480 to find a spell um to fix it and he 271 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:58,079 question is the magic running out 272 00:12:54,480 --> 00:13:00,199 because people no longer believe no okay 273 00:12:58,079 --> 00:13:02,839 because again if it's never really 274 00:13:00,199 --> 00:13:05,480 explained like Chelsea you're asking for 275 00:13:02,839 --> 00:13:09,800 a lot of details for a 54 I was going to 276 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:13,040 say in all of the 54 Pages we never get 277 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:15,399 it I will do my best to fill in some 278 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:18,480 blanks as we move along but I don't know 279 00:13:15,399 --> 00:13:20,160 how successful I'm going to be um and I 280 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:22,120 apologize because you know me and I'm 281 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:23,360 going to be like I have some questions 282 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,480 and you're just probably going to have 283 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:28,000 to keep 284 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:30,360 going please see my previous answer at 285 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:32,720 some point I would be like Chelsea I 286 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:36,199 want to tell you but I can't I'm not 287 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:39,480 keeping secrets from you like I want you 288 00:13:36,199 --> 00:13:39,480 to have this info 289 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:46,279 too so anyway okay so they're topas 290 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:50,079 whose magic is running out and he is 291 00:13:46,279 --> 00:13:53,600 trying to find a new spell yes to 292 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:55,600 stabilize them I guess okay so um he is 293 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:58,279 in the concession stand at the zoo and 294 00:13:55,600 --> 00:14:00,199 he gets very agitated when Sebastian 295 00:13:58,279 --> 00:14:01,920 shows up with this girl so Sebastian's 296 00:14:00,199 --> 00:14:08,160 the hot guy with the balloons 297 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:11,880 okay um and shows up with poppy um and 298 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:13,920 um my notes say keen and Sebastian are 299 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:16,920 lovers in the 300 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:20,000 nighttime and Kean does not enjoy the 301 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:21,360 way poppy is checking out Sebastian like 302 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,279 it's like pissing him off a little 303 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:25,920 Sebastian started it 304 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:28,079 exactly so but Keen doesn't know all 305 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:30,880 that and he's feeling very Territorial 306 00:14:28,079 --> 00:14:33,199 and anxious about the whole situation he 307 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:36,199 he's disregulated right now I can give 308 00:14:33,199 --> 00:14:40,600 him that he is he is and he is extremely 309 00:14:36,199 --> 00:14:43,519 rude to her like unnecessarily so um 310 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:47,040 until she finally leaves and Sebastian 311 00:14:43,519 --> 00:14:49,759 is really upset and he so we get a 312 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:54,000 little bit of backstory they were um 313 00:14:49,759 --> 00:14:57,680 created by someone named Zena and not a 314 00:14:54,000 --> 00:15:00,440 warrior princess she was really terribly 315 00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:02,800 abusive to them she made them out of 316 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:06,000 balloon animals and then gave them like 317 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:08,240 humanoid form because she is a topam 318 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:12,000 answerer I don't 319 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:13,959 know whatever question you had I don't 320 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,480 know you can see it on my face I can't 321 00:15:13,959 --> 00:15:18,000 see it I'm 322 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:20,600 like keep your mouth shut 323 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:22,839 Chelsea a a toam 324 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:25,839 answer 325 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:27,959 yep okay that was not in the episode of 326 00:15:25,839 --> 00:15:30,680 Supernatural so I don't have any 327 00:15:27,959 --> 00:15:32,399 background on it also how many seasons 328 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:35,199 into 329 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:38,560 Supernatural I have no idea maybe like 330 00:15:35,199 --> 00:15:42,639 the six season like aula doesn't feel 331 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:44,759 like day one no no that feels like they 332 00:15:42,639 --> 00:15:48,959 they went through the list of obvious 333 00:15:44,759 --> 00:15:51,360 yeah paranormal mhm Creations yeah they 334 00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:55,199 dug deep for 335 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:57,680 aula listen Jared padaki whatever his 336 00:15:55,199 --> 00:16:00,600 name is 337 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:04,240 just yeah will always be Dean in my 338 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:07,160 heart 100% yep who wasn't my 339 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:10,120 favorite is that why I never watch 340 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:11,880 supernal it's a ridiculous show but 341 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:13,839 especially in the later Seasons like 342 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:17,120 they know they're ridiculous and so it's 343 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:19,759 very funny yeah just leaning into it for 344 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:22,160 sure which does make it 345 00:16:19,759 --> 00:16:24,279 enjoyable yeah I also feel like that's 346 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:26,360 one of those shows that like has a cult 347 00:16:24,279 --> 00:16:28,680 following but if you try and pick it up 348 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:31,319 now it's like just dated enough that 349 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:34,040 you're like I don't get it what are we 350 00:16:31,319 --> 00:16:37,279 doing here and so I think that has been 351 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:38,639 my more recent hesitation to it it's 352 00:16:37,279 --> 00:16:41,880 it's been a show that like I've always 353 00:16:38,639 --> 00:16:44,279 thought I would enjoy yeah I've just 354 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:48,199 never prioritized it on my list it's 355 00:16:44,279 --> 00:16:52,680 like a good random CW Show that's low 356 00:16:48,199 --> 00:16:55,800 stakes and ridiculous and whatever but I 357 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:58,360 I always like I'll try to rewatch 358 00:16:55,800 --> 00:17:02,120 it I never make it past like the ninth 359 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:04,559 season though and I give up wait there's 360 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:10,799 like 13 or 14 361 00:17:04,559 --> 00:17:13,079 Seasons I never make it past season 362 00:17:10,799 --> 00:17:14,559 nine yeah and you know what Hannah I 363 00:17:13,079 --> 00:17:16,839 think if you've made it through nine 364 00:17:14,559 --> 00:17:18,760 Seasons I can still consider myself a 365 00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:21,679 fan right yeah you've uh you've still 366 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:25,799 earned that that rewatch thank 367 00:17:21,679 --> 00:17:28,919 you um so 368 00:17:25,799 --> 00:17:34,400 anyway Zena was terrible she was really 369 00:17:28,919 --> 00:17:34,400 abusive to them and awful and um 370 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:44,280 so they can't inflate for any woman but 371 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:48,000 her but they can 372 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:51,360 inflate for each other so the words in 373 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:53,240 the book I I think my favorite part 374 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,280 about that whole description was the 375 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:58,159 deep 376 00:17:54,280 --> 00:18:00,200 sigh end capping it like on both sides 377 00:17:58,159 --> 00:18:03,360 we just went 378 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:08,600 okay this is what it is yep yep okay yep 379 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:11,400 so they if if they want to Bone a 380 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:13,080 woman they can only inflate for zena 381 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:16,080 correct but if they want to Bone each 382 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:18,400 other live your best life y so they 383 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:20,480 figure out one day that they're able to 384 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:24,559 give each other pleasure um and they 385 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:26,559 make a an Escape Plan um they know 386 00:18:24,559 --> 00:18:29,799 nothing about the world they're just 387 00:18:26,559 --> 00:18:31,320 like we're out and so they ran like 388 00:18:29,799 --> 00:18:34,520 hundreds of miles until they found the 389 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:37,000 Zoo they'd been working in a carnival 390 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:39,679 makes sense right for however long 391 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:43,880 they've existed cuz they just were fully 392 00:18:39,679 --> 00:18:46,480 grown men when they were 393 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:51,840 created so are they good at making 394 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:53,400 balloon animals yes okay yeah um and so 395 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:55,480 that's how they got the job at the zoo 396 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:58,159 was they were trying to find like what 397 00:18:55,480 --> 00:19:00,720 what do you do with Carney skills well 398 00:18:58,159 --> 00:19:02,280 work at the zoo and and I was like I 399 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:04,640 feel like I need to clarify if they're 400 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:07,799 just like I identify as a balloon animal 401 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:10,039 so you should hire me versus I'm really 402 00:19:07,799 --> 00:19:12,799 good at making balloon animals so you 403 00:19:10,039 --> 00:19:14,760 should hire me no I don't think anybody 404 00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:20,240 knows that they are balloon 405 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:23,960 animals um oh okay so they they shift 406 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:25,120 into men and into animal balloon animals 407 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:27,880 when they want 408 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:30,720 to so when they're boning are they 409 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:33,440 they're balloon animals 410 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:36,840 almost it's a little of column a and a 411 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,840 little of column B if I'm 412 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,360 honest 413 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:51,880 what the look on your face 414 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:53,960 is just this like begrudging acceptance 415 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:58,960 of being like why did I outline this 416 00:19:53,960 --> 00:20:03,120 book yep you know okay let so is a 417 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:04,280 little unnecessarily rude to her and 418 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:07,200 then we also learned the history about 419 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:09,159 Zena yes so Sebastian is saying that 420 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:12,280 Poppy really could have helped them 421 00:20:09,159 --> 00:20:13,880 because they need sigils for the spell 422 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:16,039 that have to be really exact and she's 423 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:21,200 an artist and she could have done that 424 00:20:16,039 --> 00:20:22,679 for them um but Keen is like listen I 425 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:25,520 don't really give a [ __ ] we'll find 426 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:28,159 somebody else she's not the one and 427 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:30,320 decides to distract him with a [ __ ] 428 00:20:28,159 --> 00:20:32,760 again my notes 429 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:37,159 say nope I 430 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:41,159 can't he literally inflates his dick 431 00:20:37,159 --> 00:20:45,080 okay and then when he finally comes it's 432 00:20:41,159 --> 00:20:45,080 funnel cake icing and I'm so 433 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:52,880 sorry I'm so 434 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:54,679 sorry because here is and I you know 435 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:56,400 that this is a thing that I do I get 436 00:20:54,679 --> 00:20:58,919 stuck on something in a book and I'm 437 00:20:56,400 --> 00:21:02,360 like I don't understand it this this is 438 00:20:58,919 --> 00:21:05,520 the thing for me of all of it 439 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:07,480 because I have never had a funnel cake 440 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:12,080 that has icing on it it's always 441 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:14,600 powdered sugar so what is it is it like 442 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:17,440 the grease from a fresh funnel cake 443 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:19,799 mixed with powdered 444 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:23,600 sugar I'm just going to go with wet 445 00:21:19,799 --> 00:21:27,840 powdered sugar that's worse no it's 446 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:30,919 not the the fresh funnel cake grease 447 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:33,360 mixed with powdered sugar none of it is 448 00:21:30,919 --> 00:21:33,360 good 449 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:39,640 okay that is also fair but I wouldn't 450 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:42,240 say it's worse I'd say there's just no 451 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:46,279 it's a lateral move there's no 452 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:50,279 good so question about how they inflate 453 00:21:46,279 --> 00:21:52,799 are they using a balloon pump no okay 454 00:21:50,279 --> 00:21:55,960 they breathe into each other's mouths 455 00:21:52,799 --> 00:22:00,520 and direct the air to the 456 00:21:55,960 --> 00:22:00,520 dick I'm so glad I asked 457 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:09,080 and these 458 00:22:05,679 --> 00:22:10,279 balloons have the little tie off on the 459 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:14,600 tip of 460 00:22:10,279 --> 00:22:17,640 it of course they do and they also have 461 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:21,080 an area at the base that inflates more 462 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:24,799 than the rest of it like a 463 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:30,360 knot from an Omega verse I was lit so 464 00:22:24,799 --> 00:22:30,360 this is also an Omega verse 465 00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:39,200 yep we packed a lot into these 54 Pages 466 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:44,799 wow kudos to you ver Valentine yeah she 467 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:47,080 it's full sand it really is yeah yeah so 468 00:22:44,799 --> 00:22:50,279 now that Sebastian is sufficiently 469 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:52,360 distracted and relaxed they sleep 470 00:22:50,279 --> 00:22:54,480 Tangled Up In balloon form so they like 471 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:56,360 hold each other and then shift back and 472 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:58,720 then gently drift to the floor in the 473 00:22:56,360 --> 00:23:00,840 concession stand what happens if one 474 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:02,600 steps on them in balloon form I had a 475 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:05,200 lot of questions like what if some what 476 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:08,240 if you pop like do you die but that's 477 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:09,679 never addressed so it remains unanswered 478 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:12,880 I don't know if you've watched this 479 00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:17,080 movie uh but like the cartoon on Netflix 480 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:19,840 Leo I have not watched it very fun um 481 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:22,000 but also you are really not their Target 482 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:25,480 demographic considering it's like a 483 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:28,080 kid's musical uh but one of the girls is 484 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:30,440 having a birthday party and they have a 485 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,440 uh 486 00:23:30,679 --> 00:23:35,559 bubble balloon 487 00:23:32,279 --> 00:23:37,840 artist so he'll like blow the bubble and 488 00:23:35,559 --> 00:23:40,120 turn it into a dog and as soon as he 489 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:43,200 hands it to the kid a little pop and he 490 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:45,030 keeps like you're not holding it right 491 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,200 that's so 492 00:23:45,030 --> 00:23:49,200 [Music] 493 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:51,960 mean it's one of my favorite parts of 494 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:56,039 that movie cuz it's just this like small 495 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:59,720 side thing that happens at this birthday 496 00:23:56,039 --> 00:24:03,559 party hold it more gently yeah yeah yeah 497 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:07,720 got to protect the bubble balloon 498 00:24:03,559 --> 00:24:10,000 art I also have questions about that I 499 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:12,679 think this episode is going to leave us 500 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:14,840 with far more questions than answers 501 00:24:12,679 --> 00:24:16,440 yeah yeah it's going to be a challenge 502 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:21,000 for all of 503 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:24,200 us so so Sebastian's feeling way calmer 504 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:26,320 since he was inflated into a [ __ ] 505 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:30,480 correct um 506 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:33,720 so poppy is is sketching Keen for an 507 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:36,919 assignment um again she's an art student 508 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:38,760 and the assignment is Stern and his 509 00:24:36,919 --> 00:24:40,679 expression because he was so frustrated 510 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:43,000 with her she decided that was like the 511 00:24:40,679 --> 00:24:46,240 perfect thing so does she go back or is 512 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:49,240 this the same day so she does go back so 513 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:50,880 she tried to draw most of it from memory 514 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:54,000 but then like couldn't quite get some of 515 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:57,279 it so she knew she had to go um so she 516 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:59,279 shows up and he is not pleased to see 517 00:24:57,279 --> 00:25:01,360 her surprisingly enough 518 00:24:59,279 --> 00:25:04,600 and she's just finishing up her sketch 519 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:07,000 when Sebastian comes up to her um and 520 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:08,799 they continue to flirt and all this and 521 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:11,919 that but then she's 522 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:16,000 like the way that Keen was acting before 523 00:25:11,919 --> 00:25:16,960 like are you guys together like what I I 524 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:20,399 don't want to 525 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:22,760 be yeah feels like there's a a tension 526 00:25:20,399 --> 00:25:25,120 in y'all's Dynamic here and 527 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:29,200 I I literally just showed up at the 528 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:31,480 concession stand for some water yeah 529 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:33,200 what is this right she's like I don't 530 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:35,080 want to be causing issues in any 531 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:39,880 relationships or like get involved in 532 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:43,520 anything like that um and uh he says 533 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:45,600 that he doesn't know what they are um 534 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:48,600 they've never really talked about it but 535 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:52,279 then he's like we've done lots of stuff 536 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:57,440 that that we saw on and he names like 537 00:25:52,279 --> 00:25:58,940 some like dark pornographic website and 538 00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,399 she's like 539 00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:04,399 [Music] 540 00:26:00,399 --> 00:26:06,399 um oh she's like Okie doie I was just 541 00:26:04,399 --> 00:26:08,480 wondering if you guys were together I 542 00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:11,520 didn't need the explicit details of what 543 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:14,000 you do in that time together right it's 544 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:17,399 like is this it still is that a yes or a 545 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:19,120 no like what is happening um so Poppy's 546 00:26:17,399 --> 00:26:22,039 like maybe you should go talk to Keen 547 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:25,120 about about that right about what label 548 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:29,000 y'all have um and then as he's walking 549 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:32,760 away he's like hey could we hire you 550 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:35,880 um to do a piece for us it's very 551 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:41,080 personal it's very private 552 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:44,760 um and she is pretty sure that he's like 553 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:48,919 asking her to sketch them nude or like 554 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:50,559 whatever and so um she's like I I maybe 555 00:26:48,919 --> 00:26:52,960 maybe I could do that and he's like we 556 00:26:50,559 --> 00:26:54,840 might have to demonstrate a few things 557 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:57,360 and Keen will need to show you what he 558 00:26:54,840 --> 00:27:00,799 wants so you just have to be sure and 559 00:26:57,360 --> 00:27:03,600 she's like God damn she's like okay like 560 00:27:00,799 --> 00:27:07,520 these dudes are wicked hot like all 561 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:10,240 right um so she promises to go back and 562 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:12,600 everything Keen is really pissed that 563 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,880 Sebastian and Poppy are like flirting in 564 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:17,080 front of him because he's watching from 565 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:19,120 the concession stand um and Sebastian 566 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:24,080 explains that Poppy is going to help 567 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:29,080 them and um so Kean decides that he's 568 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:30,799 going to follow her um to the art school 569 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:34,240 just to make sure she's actually an art 570 00:27:30,799 --> 00:27:35,919 student like she claims well no to find 571 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:38,760 a different 572 00:27:35,919 --> 00:27:41,000 artist he's like Sebastian I will take 573 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:44,399 care of it like I will take care of it 574 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:46,600 we're not using her and so he's trying 575 00:27:44,399 --> 00:27:49,360 to find a different artist and Sebastian 576 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:52,159 is deeply upset about this whole thing 577 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:54,919 that he that Kean is trying to like 578 00:27:52,159 --> 00:27:56,880 control him and it's he's like why are 579 00:27:54,919 --> 00:27:58,840 you being like this I really don't get 580 00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:02,200 it um 581 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:05,519 and he's because I love you basically 582 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:07,720 which is a different issue so he gets to 583 00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:09,559 the art school and gets mistaken for a 584 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:13,480 nude 585 00:28:09,559 --> 00:28:15,120 model and um the professor is just like 586 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:18,320 oh my God thank God you're finally here 587 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:20,519 come on in like strip down whatever and 588 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:22,760 he comes out and like the room Falls 589 00:28:20,519 --> 00:28:25,279 silent and everybody's like oh my God 590 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:28,799 cuz I guess he's packing and they're 591 00:28:25,279 --> 00:28:32,600 like holy [ __ ] and the professor's like 592 00:28:28,799 --> 00:28:36,880 everyone be grateful that we get to have 593 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:40,320 such a wide range of of artists or of of 594 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:43,600 models to draw this is our our pleasure 595 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:46,000 as artists to be able to to capture the 596 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:50,360 beauty of all human 597 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:52,799 form and more than most amen and so then 598 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:54,600 poppy winds up that she's in that class 599 00:28:52,799 --> 00:28:58,399 she's late and so she runs in she's like 600 00:28:54,600 --> 00:29:01,960 oh [ __ ] and she's very very flustered um 601 00:28:58,399 --> 00:29:06,840 and after class she Corners 602 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:10,840 him um and she is like what are like you 603 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:13,880 could be [ __ ] all this up for me um 604 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:16,559 and he's like listen Sebastian is mine 605 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:19,080 and I don't appreciate you flirting and 606 00:29:16,559 --> 00:29:23,720 she was like well okay he approached me 607 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:26,399 twice but okay like sure 608 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:28,159 understood like okay I'll stay away from 609 00:29:26,399 --> 00:29:30,600 him 610 00:29:28,159 --> 00:29:32,440 was like I literally was just sketching 611 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:35,480 at the zoo and a dude walked up to me 612 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:37,720 and offered to get me a water on him 613 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:40,240 yeah and then he he did it a second time 614 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:44,320 I was just sketching again and he walked 615 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:48,519 up so um she said like she's really glad 616 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:51,320 that they cleared the air um before she 617 00:29:48,519 --> 00:29:56,559 sketches them since Sebastian had hired 618 00:29:51,320 --> 00:30:00,200 her right and oh no Poppy realizes she 619 00:29:56,559 --> 00:30:04,080 misunderstood and is highly embarrassed 620 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:07,240 she's like oh no and Keen seems to be 621 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:11,039 like deeply enjoying how embarrassed and 622 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:12,679 like off-kilter she is um and all of a 623 00:30:11,039 --> 00:30:16,279 sudden like it seems like maybe he's 624 00:30:12,679 --> 00:30:19,279 suddenly like oh she's not yeah a huge 625 00:30:16,279 --> 00:30:21,120 threat look at this cute girl yeah so 626 00:30:19,279 --> 00:30:22,480 then he makes out with her he's like I 627 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:26,080 get it 628 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:28,600 now I see what Sebastian sees in you put 629 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:33,480 your lips on my lips 630 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:36,960 um what a pivot yeah and then he tells 631 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:41,159 her to share breath with him and she's 632 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:44,360 like that's a really weird Kink but okay 633 00:30:41,159 --> 00:30:47,159 and so she breathes into his mouth um 634 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:50,000 and he eats her out and 635 00:30:47,159 --> 00:30:52,120 then she like they're in a closet at the 636 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:54,720 Art School by the way like they're in a 637 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:56,760 closet thank you for that very important 638 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:58,720 clarifying detail there's like old drop 639 00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:01,440 cloths on the floor 640 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:05,639 like that's where we are now and to 641 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:05,639 catch the funnel cake 642 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:13,559 grease you don't say grease like that 643 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:17,120 yes grease is the primary problem 644 00:31:13,559 --> 00:31:19,519 here you're right I'll walk that back no 645 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:21,279 the primary problem is that she finally 646 00:31:19,519 --> 00:31:23,559 feels his dick and she's like when did 647 00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:26,559 he put a condom on that was really 648 00:31:23,559 --> 00:31:26,559 thoughtful 649 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:33,360 it was like so long ago and I honestly 650 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:37,039 don't even remember who told me the 651 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:38,159 story but it was a story about like this 652 00:31:37,039 --> 00:31:40,039 like high 653 00:31:38,159 --> 00:31:42,120 schooler the one who was like going to 654 00:31:40,039 --> 00:31:44,240 have sex for the first time and he work 655 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:46,360 on him all day put it on that morning 656 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:48,799 and wore it to school and had it on all 657 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:51,360 day 658 00:31:48,799 --> 00:31:53,279 yeah it's going to fall off I think if 659 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:55,159 you do that I'm was like did you not 660 00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:56,679 have to use the bathroom at any point 661 00:31:55,159 --> 00:32:01,600 during the 662 00:31:56,679 --> 00:32:01,600 day did did you put it back 663 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:07,399 on you just took it off and put it on a 664 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:09,880 couple times throughout the day at 665 00:32:07,399 --> 00:32:12,320 school I just have so many questions 666 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:15,960 that I don't want answers 667 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:19,880 to and this is why we need comprehensive 668 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:22,200 sex education in schools but no well to 669 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:24,799 be fair kudos to the kid for knowing he 670 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,960 needed protection right we're halfway 671 00:32:24,799 --> 00:32:29,519 there 672 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:33,679 yeah I I 673 00:32:29,519 --> 00:32:35,360 how much detail do they need to give it 674 00:32:33,679 --> 00:32:37,840 kind of feels like condoms are 675 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:40,880 relatively should be 676 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:44,240 self-explanatory clearly 677 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:47,120 not okay but is that just one of those 678 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:49,519 where like yeah coffee's 679 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:53,320 hot 680 00:32:49,519 --> 00:32:55,360 like like don't eat Tide Pods yeah like 681 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:58,279 this feels like I'm like is this 682 00:32:55,360 --> 00:33:00,559 actually a larger issue or is this just 683 00:32:58,279 --> 00:33:03,240 user error because you're you have like 684 00:33:00,559 --> 00:33:05,360 a 15-year-old brain how often would we 685 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:07,039 find out though because I feel like if 686 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:11,720 there's anybody that's going to hide 687 00:33:07,039 --> 00:33:14,639 their shame it's a 15-year-old boy about 688 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:16,919 not knowing how to use a condom 689 00:33:14,639 --> 00:33:20,639 properly yeah I was talking to someone 690 00:33:16,919 --> 00:33:22,320 about like I was mind you as a child I 691 00:33:20,639 --> 00:33:24,440 did a lot of chores and like doing 692 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:26,480 family laundry was one of those chores 693 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:29,399 when I was talking to them like as soon 694 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:31,840 as I wash my son first crusty sock I no 695 00:33:29,399 --> 00:33:35,279 longer did his laundry he now did his 696 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:40,559 laundry nope I was like I think that is 697 00:33:35,279 --> 00:33:40,559 a great boundary what a milestone to 698 00:33:40,919 --> 00:33:49,000 reach I I stopped cleaning your [ __ ] 699 00:33:45,639 --> 00:33:49,000 when it started getting 700 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:56,000 crusty oh so 701 00:33:52,279 --> 00:33:57,880 anyway H girl out here like Keen is so 702 00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:00,320 thoughtful that he already put a condom 703 00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:02,519 on yeah when did he do that he's really 704 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:05,399 Swift 705 00:34:02,519 --> 00:34:06,760 also maybe I'm overthinking this I'm 706 00:34:05,399 --> 00:34:08,560 looking into it too much but it does 707 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,440 feel like a bit of a hypocritical double 708 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:14,679 standard that 709 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:18,879 like Sebastian smiled at her and Keen is 710 00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:21,119 like he's mine back the [ __ ] off uhhuh 711 00:34:18,879 --> 00:34:23,960 and then as soon as he's like maybe I'm 712 00:34:21,119 --> 00:34:26,159 also into her he bangs her yeah and we 713 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:29,040 like didn't have a conversation with our 714 00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:32,280 partner that n we've been claiming and 715 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:34,159 demanding exclusivity from yep okay just 716 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,839 wanted to make sure I was processing 717 00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:38,919 that correctly you 718 00:34:35,839 --> 00:34:43,720 are so she's like how thoughtful of him 719 00:34:38,919 --> 00:34:46,000 to put a condom on yep she's like wow so 720 00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:49,639 sweet and he she goes oh one of those 721 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,639 open-ended ones that he had to tie 722 00:34:49,679 --> 00:34:53,760 off she didn't see any of it which is 723 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:56,399 why she's so confused about when he did 724 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:59,920 it she put a condom on and it was just 725 00:34:56,399 --> 00:35:02,920 open and both oh that defeats the whole 726 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:06,520 point like yeah I just have to tie a 727 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,520 quick loop on the other 728 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:14,480 end no for her pleasure it feels like a 729 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:15,599 flaw in the design for her pleasure oh 730 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,880 my 731 00:35:15,599 --> 00:35:21,000 God no they do quite a bit for her 732 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:23,359 pleasure um so they have the most 733 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:28,440 amazing sex ever and she feels like a 734 00:35:23,359 --> 00:35:32,000 weird bulge at his base um that when it 735 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:33,480 hits her and like goes in sends her into 736 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,400 outer space and she like doesn't even 737 00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:38,119 know like she leaves her body the orgasm 738 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:41,640 is so incredible and astral projection 739 00:35:38,119 --> 00:35:44,079 from an orgasm basically and she bites 740 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:48,839 him and then he bites 741 00:35:44,079 --> 00:35:50,400 her and um she's like coming down from 742 00:35:48,839 --> 00:35:53,119 like the high of everything and then 743 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:55,119 realizes like oh my God like I drew 744 00:35:53,119 --> 00:35:57,839 blood and then she's like oh my God he 745 00:35:55,119 --> 00:35:59,160 drew blood and she's like start starting 746 00:35:57,839 --> 00:36:00,880 to worry she's like I know you wore a 747 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:02,480 condom but like this is really bad I 748 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:04,480 promise I'm clean like are you clean 749 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:08,800 she's like concerned about bloodborne 750 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:13,400 pathogens at this point rightly so 751 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:15,839 uhhuh and he stops her finally he's like 752 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:18,800 poppy poppy you're safe everything's 753 00:36:15,839 --> 00:36:21,319 fine everything's fine but I have to 754 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:23,520 tell you something and he turns the 755 00:36:21,319 --> 00:36:28,800 light on to 756 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:33,280 reveal that his dick and ball are royal 757 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:33,280 purple and translucent because they are 758 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:43,640 balloons but he has blood but he has 759 00:36:40,319 --> 00:36:46,880 blood I wondered that too I was like if 760 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:49,119 your [ __ ] tastes like funnel cake like 761 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:54,960 what does your blood taste like like and 762 00:36:49,119 --> 00:36:54,960 your blood wasn't inflating your penis 763 00:36:56,280 --> 00:37:03,079 mm- the physiology of this one like 764 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:06,800 usually it's like the logistics right 765 00:37:03,079 --> 00:37:08,560 this is the physiology is like I'm 766 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,560 missing something on 767 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:14,280 TOA 768 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:15,720 Anatomy Fair me too yeah okay so he 769 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:18,800 shows her his 770 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:20,800 translucent balloon animal dick uh-huh 771 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:24,240 and she screams her head 772 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:28,359 off understandably so then did you touch 773 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:30,920 up your purple hair just for 774 00:37:28,359 --> 00:37:30,920 this 775 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:39,119 no to be fair for those who are newer 776 00:37:36,839 --> 00:37:41,079 here Hannah has had purple hair for 777 00:37:39,119 --> 00:37:42,720 years I have had purple hair for a long 778 00:37:41,079 --> 00:37:45,560 time not new for the 779 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:49,079 show she had a situation where she had 780 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:51,480 to find a new hair stylist did it was 781 00:37:49,079 --> 00:37:54,800 it's been a journey and so it's been a 782 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:56,760 shockingly dark journey to find somebody 783 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,079 to do my stupid hair there have been 784 00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:00,400 legal ISS 785 00:37:58,079 --> 00:38:02,079 along this journey that I'm not going to 786 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:06,000 go into cuz they're not the bot is 787 00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:11,480 involved in multiple counties 788 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:12,880 like so Hannah finally found someone and 789 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,040 like your hair is now like when you 790 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:16,200 watch my house I was like oh Hannah 791 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:18,520 looks like Hannah again like she has 792 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:22,920 like the purple's back the purple's back 793 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:24,560 yeah yes so no for the record I want to 794 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:29,200 be abundantly here I did not color 795 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:31,319 coordinate for the for the review today 796 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:34,800 oh my God what a level of commitment 797 00:38:31,319 --> 00:38:38,640 though I know I don't have it but I 798 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:41,520 applaud those who might so this is our 799 00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:44,560 last bit and it is all from Sebastian's 800 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:46,720 point of view because he is panicking 801 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:50,200 like freaking out wait so when you said 802 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:54,599 the last chapter we're already oh we're 803 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:56,240 already there yeah okay yeah for some 804 00:38:54,599 --> 00:38:58,920 reason that's harder for me to wrap my 805 00:38:56,240 --> 00:39:02,359 head around than the balloon animal dick 806 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:05,240 yeah yeah okay yeah what what does 807 00:39:02,359 --> 00:39:07,240 Sebastian need is he okay so he is back 808 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:09,440 at the concession stand running it 809 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:12,520 because keen's getting his balloon dick 810 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:15,079 wet right and it's closed now and kean's 811 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:17,040 been gone for hours and he was supposed 812 00:39:15,079 --> 00:39:19,040 to just be running out to the library 813 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,760 cuz he lied about where he was going so 814 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:23,319 Keen said he's going to the 815 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:26,079 library and he's not back and he's like 816 00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:29,440 starting to freak out but Kean finally 817 00:39:26,079 --> 00:39:32,920 shows up with po and they're both like 818 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:36,119 clearly shell shocked and have blood all 819 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:37,800 over them all over them it says it's 820 00:39:36,119 --> 00:39:40,440 like down their fronts like down the 821 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:45,040 front of them I was like how hard did 822 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:47,760 you guys yeah did you get an artery or 823 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:49,960 something I'm like the number of like 824 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:53,440 books we've read that have vampires that 825 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:55,480 will break skin suck your blood and then 826 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:58,440 they're like and then I just like licked 827 00:39:55,480 --> 00:40:00,040 the wound and closed yeah and she just 828 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:03,319 pulled her bra strap back up and we 829 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:05,800 moved on with our day right that was not 830 00:40:03,319 --> 00:40:09,839 the case it looks like they were in a 831 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:14,960 car accident level of of blood that's 832 00:40:09,839 --> 00:40:17,680 the way it seems okay um and Sebastian 833 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:21,040 realizes what's going on because he had 834 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:25,319 read some of Zena's books before they 835 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:27,800 escaped and he realizes that Keen and 836 00:40:25,319 --> 00:40:29,280 Poppy are mates 837 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:33,079 she is 838 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:37,920 a true tulpamancer 839 00:40:33,079 --> 00:40:37,920 Omega Keen is an a TOA 840 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:46,760 Alpha your 841 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:50,760 face is Sebastian a beta is he also an 842 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:54,359 alpha he's also an alpha okay um so he 843 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:56,720 is trying to calm them down and like 844 00:40:54,359 --> 00:40:59,800 explain to them what's going on while 845 00:40:56,720 --> 00:41:03,400 also mate they did they didn't like 846 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:05,880 neither one of them knew um because Keen 847 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:08,319 had never read the book and they never 848 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:10,200 talked about it um Sebastian and Kean 849 00:41:08,319 --> 00:41:12,160 never talked about it because they were 850 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:14,920 running for their lives and stuff so let 851 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:19,240 me guess once you're 852 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:22,359 mated that's it for life your your penis 853 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:24,359 will inflate for them too yeah so that's 854 00:41:22,359 --> 00:41:26,040 nice I mean I guess she already inflated 855 00:41:24,359 --> 00:41:27,839 it because we had that that whole sex 856 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:31,200 scene but it makes like 857 00:41:27,839 --> 00:41:32,760 make sense on the why she was able to 858 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:36,040 when historically they've only been able 859 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:39,760 to find pleasure in each other 860 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:42,720 right and that's the end almost oh okay 861 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:44,560 so Sebastian is also trying to process 862 00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:48,200 through and make peace with the fact 863 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:50,960 that like now that Kean and Poppy are 864 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:54,280 together like there's no place for him 865 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:56,880 in that Dynamic so he's like goes into 866 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:59,319 problem solving mode to get her a nest 867 00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:01,960 cuz he realizes like she's going into 868 00:41:59,319 --> 00:42:04,240 heat because like her Omega just woke up 869 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:06,800 or whatever and so they need to get her 870 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:10,400 somewhere safe and everything um but 871 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:14,880 then he realizes like Kean brought her 872 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:16,720 to him to help him take care of her and 873 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:18,480 it's all confirmed that like of course 874 00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:23,559 Sebastian is going to be a part of this 875 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:26,800 Bond um and uh they get her off in the 876 00:42:23,559 --> 00:42:29,359 car in the parking lot before they go 877 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:32,160 back to her apartment so that she can 878 00:42:29,359 --> 00:42:34,760 nest and like ride out the heat poppy 879 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:37,319 agrees to bond with him too um with 880 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:40,079 fashion as well and they [ __ ] a whole 881 00:42:37,319 --> 00:42:43,640 lot at one point 882 00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:47,440 she ties little knots into keen's dick 883 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:47,440 to make anal beads 884 00:42:54,730 --> 00:43:03,740 [Laughter] 885 00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:09,400 yeah it it does say that she was really 886 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:11,280 worried that it was going to be hurting 887 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,960 him and so they had to continuously 888 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:16,920 convince her that like it was not 889 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:21,160 causing him any pain and he was into 890 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:22,640 it he just said kiss me and then take a 891 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:25,160 deep inhale and take some of the air 892 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:28,720 back out and then there will be enough 893 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:30,680 room just deflate me slightly so you 894 00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:33,480 have more room for the 895 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:35,680 knots we didn't get that deep into it it 896 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:37,440 was literally just like she's she tied 897 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:40,720 some 898 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:43,319 knots um and then this is the really 899 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:45,119 good bit this is like oh this is the 900 00:43:43,319 --> 00:43:48,200 reason this a really good bit this is 901 00:43:45,119 --> 00:43:49,720 like the final two paragraphs okay Zena 902 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:52,520 shows 903 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:57,240 up to take back her 904 00:43:52,520 --> 00:44:00,520 toppas and Poppy is still in heat and 905 00:43:57,240 --> 00:44:02,880 goes all crazy territorial grabs her 906 00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:06,480 seems like she's going to kiss her but 907 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:09,680 winds up blowing helium into her mouth 908 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:11,800 and Zena floats away they live happily 909 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:15,400 ever 910 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:15,400 after I told 911 00:44:15,599 --> 00:44:22,079 you and you said there's a sequel there 912 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:22,079 is a sequel it is called 913 00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:27,160 squeal squeak and 914 00:44:24,559 --> 00:44:30,720 squeal but I did not read the second one 915 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:32,400 Squeakquel The Squeakquel yeah yeah yeah 916 00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:34,800 which is what ver Valentine named it 917 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:38,079 which I can't appreciate respect all 918 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:38,079 around for ver out 919 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:43,319 here wow 920 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:46,000 yeah 921 00:44:43,319 --> 00:44:48,520 yeah ver really packed so much in those 922 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:50,920 54 Pages she really 923 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:53,160 did it only took me like less than an 924 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:57,119 hour to read 925 00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:59,960 it no shame to those of you that don't 926 00:44:57,119 --> 00:45:02,680 read as quickly as Hannah but but if 54 927 00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:04,359 Pages took you longer than an hour I'd 928 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:08,559 probably be checking in to make sure you 929 00:45:04,359 --> 00:45:09,599 were okay I appreciate that yeah yeah I 930 00:45:08,559 --> 00:45:13,680 move with a 931 00:45:09,599 --> 00:45:16,200 swiftness you do yeah which and I even 932 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:17,319 had to reread parts of this to be like 933 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:19,440 wait a 934 00:45:17,319 --> 00:45:20,760 minute yeah this feels like there was 935 00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,119 probably a lot of like am I missing 936 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,680 something let me go back I must have 937 00:45:22,119 --> 00:45:28,000 missed that and then you're like oh no I 938 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:33,000 didn't like hang on a second what m okay 939 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:33,000 okay yeah so this was one that 940 00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:42,760 um it had more plot than I was expecting 941 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:46,559 I would say so packed into those 54 942 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:49,680 pages and I feel that based on the book 943 00:45:46,559 --> 00:45:53,119 description it delivered on on what it 944 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:55,599 promised in that book description I got 945 00:45:53,119 --> 00:45:57,480 more than I anticipated out of these 54 946 00:45:55,599 --> 00:46:00,640 pages and I didn't even read it mhm yeah 947 00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:02,760 mhm so balloon animals are the rating 948 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:05,160 right there's obvious there's no other 949 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:07,880 option here 950 00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:10,680 mm funnel 951 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:12,200 cakes no balloons balloons balloons I'm 952 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:17,160 sorry listen I'm here for for the funnel 953 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:20,960 cakes I think uh your question of what's 954 00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:25,119 the consistency made of is really I did 955 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:28,240 ruin it and I'm just like yeah it's just 956 00:46:25,119 --> 00:46:32,040 icing if I just go it is like powdered 957 00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:35,160 sugar icing over a funnel like 958 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:37,839 I I think when we included 959 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:40,640 grease it really turned it you know what 960 00:46:37,839 --> 00:46:43,599 I mean though I do but all I can think 961 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,599 of is the grease 962 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:50,040 traps oh no I get it yeah and I think 963 00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:52,240 that's where I'm like yeah no I get it 964 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,240 but 965 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:57,960 also 966 00:46:54,920 --> 00:47:01,880 yeah what 967 00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:03,680 I'm really curious about the squeak wol 968 00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:05,440 cuz I'll also say I feel like there are 969 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:09,280 books that we've read where we're like 970 00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:11,880 there's one sex scene that's 54 Pages 971 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:14,839 yeah yeah yeah and so I'm like wouldn't 972 00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:17,400 that be incredible if this the squeel 973 00:47:14,839 --> 00:47:20,040 was just a fully sent one 974 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:21,400 scene that would be pretty awesome I did 975 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:23,880 read the description though and it 976 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:27,800 sounds like they introduce 977 00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:29,280 another partner oh from the description 978 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:31,520 I couldn't really 979 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:35,280 tell I'm glad that they all found each 980 00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:38,079 other yeah because I imagine that's 981 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:40,440 a that's a difficult conversation on a 982 00:47:38,079 --> 00:47:40,440 first 983 00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:46,160 date is that is that a first dat 984 00:47:43,359 --> 00:47:46,160 conversation 985 00:47:47,079 --> 00:47:53,400 though I feel like you're really just 986 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:56,160 making balloon animal snakes like you're 987 00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:57,920 not I was like trying to make an octopus 988 00:47:56,160 --> 00:48:00,280 last week 989 00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:05,800 that doesn't feel like something for 990 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:09,280 this book no no right just I think just 991 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:12,240 snakes which is just a a long balloon 992 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:15,200 just a long balloon just a long balloon 993 00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:17,920 but his J wasn't a balloon when he was 994 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:19,960 posing for the art class right so it was 995 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:22,280 only when he was 996 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:24,800 inflated was my understanding that was 997 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:27,200 not explicitly purle and engorged yeah 998 00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,920 okay yeah so how many balloons is this 999 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:30,160 out 1000 00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:31,920 of 1001 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:38,559 eight 1002 00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:38,559 54 oh yeah out of 54 we can do that 1003 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:45,839 um 20 I was going to say I think like 20 1004 00:48:43,839 --> 00:48:48,760 yeah like 18 or 20 I'll defer to you 1005 00:48:45,839 --> 00:48:51,520 since you're the one who read 1006 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:57,359 it 18 to 1007 00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:59,839 20 yeah 19 out of 54 19 out of 54 final 1008 00:48:57,359 --> 00:49:02,760 offer there was a 20th balloon but it 1009 00:48:59,839 --> 00:49:08,799 slightly deflated 1010 00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:11,440 so it floated away like Zena at the end 1011 00:49:08,799 --> 00:49:13,880 yeah that was one I read like three 1012 00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:15,839 times I was like I'm sorry this is the 1013 00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:22,760 big fight scene and she 1014 00:49:15,839 --> 00:49:22,760 like kissed her so she floated away what 1015 00:49:23,599 --> 00:49:28,119 yeah okay but when she kisses the guys 1016 00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:30,000 is it helium that like are they 1017 00:49:28,119 --> 00:49:33,359 inflating each other with helium or just 1018 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:37,440 air I don't know are there are there 1019 00:49:33,359 --> 00:49:41,920 dicks floating up I don't 1020 00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:44,079 know okay so 19 and a partially deflated 1021 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:48,359 20th out of 1022 00:49:44,079 --> 00:49:51,480 54 balloons um let us know how many 1023 00:49:48,359 --> 00:49:55,319 balloons you would rate this um and 1024 00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:57,359 don't forget to like subscribe review we 1025 00:49:55,319 --> 00:49:59,000 would love to hear all of y'all's 1026 00:49:57,359 --> 00:50:02,520 thoughts cuz 1027 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:05,319 this this was a journey I'm still 1028 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:07,920 processing I will be processing this one 1029 00:50:05,319 --> 00:50:09,680 for a while I think that's also part of 1030 00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:12,520 why I didn't read this second one 1031 00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:14,359 because I was like I need time like I'm 1032 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:19,400 still just processing the first yeah I 1033 00:50:14,359 --> 00:50:21,640 need time all right 19 out of 54 don't 1034 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:23,640 forget to like subscribe comment review 1035 00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:25,760 we would truly love to hear all of your 1036 00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:27,240 thoughts and we 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