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Waste it

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And welcome to the final commentary for filler time and cinema psyops.

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I'm your host, Cort, the guy that is so fucking frazzled and worn out and just tired of all the rest of the bullshit in his life that he just had to do this commentary right in the middle of a snowstorm with his co-host Matt.

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I'm in the bunker again.

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And while folks will notice Matt doesn't sound quite right, that's because we're having trouble getting his mic working. And like I said, I would much rather just get this commentary recorded.

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Did I sound like shit again?

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No, you sound fine. It's just that your your headset has got you a bit muffled is all, right?

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I gotcha.

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It sounds it sounds like you're uh on a conference call with uh work. You know what I mean?

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That's exactly why I'm using a work headset, so that makes sense.

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Yeah, perfect. So there we go. Yeah, it's it's picking your voice up just fine. We can hear you. It just sounds like you are literally phoning it in this week.

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I am little uh finally sound like how I am, phoning it in.

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Yeah, well this may be the uh human interest stories too phone it in'cause we gon' be bored. Um for a lot of the human interest stuff. But when the Godzilla shit hits this week, we it's gonna hit hard

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Alright, well a two hour long movie. Let's do this.

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Yeah, absolutely no kidding. All right, so Godzilla Final Wars from two thousand four.

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Uh, it is, like we said, over two hours. So we're just gonna get with it. Just like we normally do, we count down three, two, one, and then we click on the play button with the mouse if we're using a computer, or we press the play button on our remote if you're using a disk and you're watching along.

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So if everybody's ready, let's go with three, two, one, and click.

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I try to do that time as best I can for everyone and you should be seeing this two host scope right now if you got your

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That's that's what I'm seeing.

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Hey, it's our weather now.

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Okay, so I didn't mention I did not mention this earlier, uh, but the director of this is the same guy who did a movie that was like really, really big and super action oriented that was called Versus in the early two twenty aughts.

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And uh they thought, well, that's what the Godzilla universe needs, right?

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Oh hey look that godzilla's back now. With that face.

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Yeah, so they did kind of a hybrid of the two thousands era Godzillas. Yeah. And I do really, really like the look of the Final Wars Godzilla'cause they make him the serious villain now. And you see he has the scar in his chest from Yeah, I'd like to

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He looks like yeah Lynn, I know the guy who's the captain of the thing, man, he's been in fucking shit.

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Yeah, he's been in a ton of these movies, absolutely. This is actually kind of a continuation of the Tokyo SOS story and and that series because that's the guy from that series.

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But again, this is sort of like a reboot quill, but this time it's like, no, no, actually everything in the Godzilla universe is

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Always happened, and now all these creatures are here, and now Godzilla's going to murder everyone in the Godzilla universe. That's that's the plan.

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There so this is like a Deadpool Deadpool kills the Marvel universe, this is Godzilla kills the Godzilla universe.

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Yeah, this is another one of those aliens come to take over Earth using the giant monsters, and Godzilla is resurrected to stop it, because this is what we're seeing is where

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So now we're rooting for Godzilla.

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Kind of. So this is this is like basically ti dovetails really well with Tokyo SOS and the prequel to that with with Godzilla vs. Mecagodzilla, I think is what it was called. Or sometimes it's called Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla 2. I can't remember the

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They're all mixed up, but at least with this guy and then those those forces, but then they go really weird with it'cause like I said, the guy who did verses is really into like martial arts fighting in his films and yeah over the top action with humans, so

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He decides to throw the X-Men in here and a bunch of other shit that just doesn't make sense.

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The X-Men?

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You'll see. Not like not like literal X Men, but like mutant powered people who fight Godzillas and

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It's weird dude. It's really fucking weird.

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And this part is gonna explain it to us.

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Yeah.

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Clip time

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Clip tie.

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Instead of killing each other, mankind has been To combat the monsters.

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See what I mean? They're like literally like, no, all of this stuff existed so now Godzilla can kill them all.

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I gotcha.

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I like that aspect of this, but this shit is stupid.

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Yeah.

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I do not like any of this mutant stuff. I've made my my point of view about that very clear. Although the action in some of the sequences is really cool and fun, I just wanna watch the kaiju fights.

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Yeah, of course.

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of your mission.

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Because I mean what the hell else are we doing?

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Yeah, some of the stunts in this were the first thing.

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Oh look at the I I'm sure doing the splits is gonna help you fight kaijus.

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Yeah, we've already proven in earlier.

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The only defense.

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Yeah, we've already proven that like a troop of people with b like bazookas and rocket launchers ain't gonna do shit.

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Right. But you know, ultimate gymnastics is what takes down a kaiju. Jesus Christ.

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At least it looks pretty.

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Dude, I I'm not begging on the ability to do the splits. That is some next level stuff. I'm just saying when it comes to the ability of fighting kaijus.

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Ma maybe other things are more important.

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Yeah, so music is Keith Emerson and Sum forty one. So prepare yourself for that.

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Wait, some 41?

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The band, Sum forty one, yeah.

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The music for this movie.

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Yes.

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When was this released?

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Two thousand four?

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Oh wow.

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All right. This this is twenty-two years old now, man.

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Jesus. Yeah, but still, I mean I'm not used to hearing Godzilla movie and then some forty one.

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Yeah, in the early 20 aughts, again, this is another thing that the specific director I was talking about who did the versus movie and made this, that's also his thing, is he wanted to make it like, you know, of the day. Like and very like

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And fun and all of that stuff. So it really dates the movie more than all of the other ones are even dates.

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I mean still I mean that's all right. Uh you know, I'm just uh forty what was like, Hey we can get a fucking paycheck on this, so let's do it

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hate some forty one. I really don't. I just it's not necessarily for me.

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You know? Well no. I'm just saying it's just it's like I view it as, you know, the Hollywood stars do like commercials in Japan, you know, for money, hoping they'll never be seen.

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Well that's five minutes of runtime that we just got right there.

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Yeah, that took a lot.

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Now this ship that's fighting the Manda here is like a type of ant atragon. That's Don Fry. Do you recognize him? He's like an ultimate fighter over or a pride fighter over in Japan.

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Oh no.

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Yeah, like he's really famous for being like ultra mega badass guy over there basically for all of those pride fightings and stuff. Pride fighting was a thing that existed before UFC that had

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Yeah, pride. I know pride.

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Okay, I knew you were aware of it, but Yeah.

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the early ultimate fighting, pride fighting and the martial arts competitions where they're like, no, you can fuck each other up.

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Yeah, I just can't get the MMA.

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I used to really get into MMA and then they started putting in all the rules to protect all of the people that were doing MMA and then I stopped liking it as much'cause I wanted to watch them hurt each other.

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Uh i it maybe I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this, but for me MMA is just a bunch of dudes who dads either didn't hug'em enough or hugged him too much.

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Yeah. That sounds like a routine from somebody else that you borrowed.

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Uh I did not. That is something I figured out.

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The kaiju that's wrapped around there I think is named Manda is what its name is, if I remember correctly. Um I use the nickname sometimes that other people don't use, so um I can't remember like the the spider I was referring to as Spyga actually has a different name.

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But it's the nickname that I know and use, so

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Alright. I'm gonna call him the golden snake.

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And well this one's definitely Manda and she's not gonna be around long enough or he is not gonna be around long enough to really Yeah, this is pretty much it.

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Yeah.

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Now they don't call the ship Atragon in this, but this is clearly meant to be the Atragon ship.

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Yeah.'Cause it looks an awful lot like that flying missile thing.

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Automatic lock under

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There are some people who do not like the design of this ship and they think it looks like a giant flying turd. Those people live in Wisconsin are named Dan.

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No.

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If I remember his review correctly, he referred to this as a giant metal turd.

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It's I mean, it kinda it's just a drill. It's like a It looks like a giant automatic like uh dildo or vibrator that's violent.

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I don't know what those look like because I would never own one.

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Yes, you've never used Google.

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I tend to not Google vibrators because they're not very useful for me.

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Call me weird.

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Good job everyone. Miller time, am I right, people?

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Gotenko, return to base.

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Wow. Seems kind of misogynistic now, doesn't it, the way that he just talked to her.

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Yeah, very much so.

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Although they just go through a near death experience and all she can do is start bitching at'em. So you kinda like, you know

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Yeah.

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Maybe your maybe your nerves are afraid a bit.

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This this if you see the folks in these outfits, usually you're gonna be in for some martial arts action and fighting going on that's ridiculous and over the top, but still very entertaining.

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Cause of course martial arts can help us against giant fucking kaijus.

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They can help us when they're mutants.

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X-Men can defeat giant monsters.

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I don't think they can.

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According to this movie apparently they can, but these don't have any special like like super special mutant powers, they just like are a bunch of deadpools basically.

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Yeah.

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Like I think they just heal really fast and they're really good at fighting. Yeah. Well not they they don't have a dying factor like Deadpool does. They're more like a healing factor like Wolverine, but less surly about it.

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I g they're not as angry about it all the time.

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Yeah, he is very angry about his healing factor quite a bit.

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And they don't call us Bub.

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God, I would hope not.

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Boy, I'm already starting to snooze with this. I mean I like the martial arts, but come on guys.

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I mean a few more kaichu powers.

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Good God Almighty.

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Not for nothing, man. This thing forever.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah.

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We're talking about practice, man. Practice.

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You can't do it and you can't do it. Not even a game. We're talking about practice.

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You can't do it!

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I know I love w I started with the Ellen Iverson thing and you went right into Ted Lasso. It's great.

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Ha ha ha ha.

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Well, that's all I know of sports is watching Ted Lasso and other shows like that. Like I've learned everything I've learned about sports from watching movies or T V about sports.

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Yeah, and I just love that speech where Ted Lasso is screaming about how Jamie is a piece of shit at him without actually screaming about him being a piece of shit at him. Yeah. And everybody else gets it but Jamie. It's just a really fun scene.

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But yeah, that all comes from uh there's a basketball player called I Alan Iverson. Report to me. And uh there's a time where he would not practice, so like like the media like took it up and were asking him about it and he goes, What are we talking about, man? We're talking about practice.

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We're not even talking about a game. We're just talking about pr and he just kept going on and on like that and uh it turned into a pretty heavy thing for a while.

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I wouldn't be surprised if Lasso is referencing that because they're really good about making that shit.

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Yeah. No, he definitely was referencing that. Yeah. Talking about practice.

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And you can't do it.

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No, you're not a winner.

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All right, well if everybody's getting bored, we can start talking about some of the things that are coming up on the show while we have this like mutant inter drama thing.

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Yeah.

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I'm working on the list right now, but I'm not gonna tell everybody all of the movies, but I'm gonna start. We already talked about how we're doing the Gene Wilder stuff. That's on the list already.

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Yeah.

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And the scheduling doc documents in the same folder that you downloaded, uh

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Your uh movie from to watch or your file. Uh huh. So

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Uh so we got silver streak, stir crazy, see no evil, hear no evil, and another you. We've already decided how to split that up. Um so I'll do see no evil and hear no evil and you'll do another U. I'm gonna take Silver Streak and you'll do Sir Stir Crazy.

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Yes.

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Uh next we talked about it and we weren't on one of the commentaries, but I actually kind of decided to do a demarcation point. We're gonna do Trucker Movies pre nineteen eighty first.

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Oh okay.

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And then we're gonna do Car Chase movies pre nineteen eighty second and we're gonna do basically six and six, sort of like a sp a pick six movie thing at first.

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Right.

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So I've got the first sets of the pre nineteen eighties trucker and car movies that we're we're looking at doing, all right? Captain.

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So for the trucker.

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We spawned it down right into the city.

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Alright, so for the trucker movies.

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Duel from 1971 because it's fucking dual. We gotta do that.

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The truck is a monster? Come on, we're doing that. Yeah.

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White line fever.

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That's the skill.

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White Line Fever. Have you heard of that?

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Breaker.

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How many trucking movies do we got?

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Enough to have a s demarcation point between pre and post nineteen eighties.

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That's that's that's insane, man. I mean America's been in love with trucking forever.

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Yeah, I'm gonna give you the first six movies, okay? That's what I'm working on now. White Line Fever, nineteen seventy five, Breaker Breaker, nineteen seventy-seven. We are doing Smokey and the Bandit from nineteen seventy-seven as a truckers movie because

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Yeah, sir.

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While the bandit is looks prominent and it's technically got some car chase with the bandit, he is running interference for the truck. So it's really all about getting that truck there. So that's why it's in the trucker movies and not car chase to me.

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Yeah.

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Uh then after that we've got Highballing in nineteen seventy eight and we're finishing strong with Convoy from nineteen seventy eight for all of the pre nineteen eighty Truckers movies. Does that include

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I have not seen a lot of these. I will just say it out front. And if I have seen them, I haven't seen them in a really long time. So this is gonna be like watching most of these for the very first time and I'm excited.

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Yeah man, I'm really excited for Smokey and the Bandit.

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Of course. I'm sure a lot of our audience actually is.

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Uh we've got car chase movies pre nineteen eighty that'll be coming after that, and I'm gonna stop there, but you can see what's on the list and we can augment from here. That's very clearly a murder chicken in stone.

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That is definitely a murder chicken in stone.

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But I bet it would make some great wings and I want them.

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Looks like he's already made some wings'cause he looks like he's already battered and fried.

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Just give me some buffalo sauce.

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Uh I prefer a Parmesan garlic. Um'cause I like a little bit of spice more than heat. I like the spicy heat that your Parmesan garlic gives you.

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Well yeah yeah yeah. No I'm a I'm a buffalo guy, maybe uh some little reaper. Mm

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Yeah, you like hot hot. You want it to be so hot you don't even taste the rest of the food.

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That is that is a f uh uh you know, not that hot, but uh I'm I'm I'm up there.

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Is that um lesson for you the older you get? Because I don't I don't do hot as well as I used to.

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Ye the older you're getting, yeah, you you gotta start toning it down. Uh or else I'm not gonna have any stomach lining left. And I'm still probably not exactly where I should be but

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Yeah.

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Uh I'm I'm I'm evening myself out of the way.

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The compositing in this is fucking gorgeous.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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We're gonna get two different versions of Gai Gan in this film. Um, I'm going to actually I'm thinking about getting on my uh kaiju torso thing.

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that I'm doing in the Japanese style for my tattoos. I'm thinking about getting whenever they upgrade Gai Gan in this film to his later form.

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Oh okay.

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I'm thinking about getting that as a tattoo because it is the most badass guy again.

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Look at this guy's suit. You shiny. Yeah.

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This movie also has a ton of cameos from surviving people that have been in Godzilla films from the past. I am I am not good enough with people in these films to give a fuck.

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Yeah, to try to tell you who was yeah. There are some people that like actors. I just watch these movies because I love the kaiju. That's all I care about.

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I I don't know who likes actors. Come on. No one does. That's a lie.

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People people like people.

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I consider myself a people person and I can't stand'em.

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All right, so like back to the car chase movies while we're trying to kill some time here. Uh so pre-1980, we're gonna start with Bullet, which may arguably be the best car chase ever fucking film.

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I've never even heard of it. How's that sound?

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Yeah, you're gonna love it. Bullet with Steve Queen. Then we're gonna do Oh yeah.

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No I'm not I yeah, I've never do you know I've never seen a lot of Steve McQueen movies.

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I'm not that surprised. You're not you before we started really hanging out, you weren't even much of a movie guy. You were like, let's watch a comedy and laugh at it.

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Ja, ja, ja, kind of.

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I've turned you into a movie guy.

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You have.

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Alright, so Bullet Steve McQueen, nineteen sixty eight. Now listen very carefully because I'm going to say a word that's gonna get you excited, but that was made after nineteen eighty, so Cannonball from nineteen seventy six.

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Oh cannonball.

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And then Gumball Rally, nineteen seventy five.

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Now, probably the coolest anti-authority uh car chase movie of all time is next with Vanishing Point.

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Okay.

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Then we're gonna do the driver from nineteen seventy-eight. And then we're gonna finish it off with White Lightning 1973. Now I'm probably gonna redo those orders to do them in y the year release, so it'll probably go bullet.

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Uh Vanishing Point, White Lightning.

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Then Gan Cannonball and Gumball Rally, depending upon when they were released, and then the driver will be the last one in nineteen seventy eight. The reason I'm doing that for these movies is I want to show the specific evolution, so

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And I'll stop talking about this if these ladies start singing, but until

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Yeah, yeah,'cause it's the twins, man.

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For Mathra.

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And I'm still working on the post-1980s, but I can assure everyone we will get to the Cannonball Run movies for the Car Chase movies. We will do Smokey and the Bandit 2 in the Trucker movies. That's already on the list.

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And if I can't get six of each, I'll just get as many as I can for the second round. And then we'll just call it a quits on that theme for car chase movies and trucks trucker movies from pre and post nineteen eighties.

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'Cause there's a real there's a real demarcation point from when they went from anti authority and social commentary messages in them to silly gumball.

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Like like cannonball run style stuff or some of the Car Chase movies. And if you watch them in order of the years they were released, you can see where things get lightened up more and more to try and bring a bigger audience in instead of like trying to make a statement.

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I gotcha.

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Except for like Peck and Paul's convoy,'cause uh Peck and Paul don't fuck around.

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Yeah, no.

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We're gonna have some Walter Hill films and stuff like that in there too, so Yeah, I'm really excited for that.

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Alright now plane just exploded. You dead.

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Yeah, so now we're in America and this is racist as fuck and I'm very sorry everyone.

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Yeah, that this is a not a good look.

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Yeah, the Japanese are racist too, apparently.

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Yeah, I mean, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's kind of been a f an unfortunate problem for black people, uh the Japanese is

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They are

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Yeah, we haven't even covered you watched Frankenstein Girl vs. Vampire Girl with me, but we've never covered it on this show and that movie.

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Well and I only I didn't I didn't even get to watch it all, remember? I I had to leave and I was really mad about it because I was like, What in the fuck am I watching?

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Yeah, that Edgelord movie making in the early twenty odds was fucking nuts, wasn't it?

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Yeah. Oh, big time.

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So kaijus are now starting to attack various areas and we're finally seeing in a Toho movie America's really getting wrecked by Rodan.

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Oh man.

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Rodan's like time for all you assholes to go.

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Now this is referred to as fire rodan sometimes to differentiate. This is if I get a Rodan I'm actually considering a lot of the designs in this movie for the kaiju.

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because I really like this suit. I really like the way this Rodan looks. And it's really close to the new Monsterverse Rodan. And the older Rodan, let's face it, look kind of derpy. This is the best look I've seen for Rodan.

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This is uh this is ro Dan O growed up and

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Yeah. And they took this version of Rodan that kind of like blows things up when he Sonic Booms past.

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And sets things on fire.

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With the modern Rodan where he's like living in a lava pit, you know, in a volcano.

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Yeah.

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And like he's constantly on fire when he's flying, you know? Switch the channel. I guess that's where he gets his energy is in lava. In the monster verse.

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That's nice for him.

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Yeah.

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So I'm still working on the lists, but that's kind of what we have coming up. That's at least the first twelve lists and then a promise that yes, we will be getting to go cannonball run.

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In the post nineteen eighties car chase movie. And yes, we will get to Smokey and the Bandit 2 in the post Trucker movies of nine in post nineteen eighty Trucker movies. So there we go.

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And I'll be working with you to try and schedule things. What I'd like to do is just basically go back to our old schedule where we record two every other week. And then if we need to skip a week or something comes up, we just delay releasing those episodes when we have to skip a week. It's fine.

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Good. That's the plan. You know, we just do it for fun and we do it for us.

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Holy shit, which one is this now?

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Uh interesting story. This is the ninety eight Broderick Zilla.

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They brought they brought the Godzilla from the ninety-eight Broderick Godzilla into this world and now they're going to use him and we get to watch him die horribly from our true Godzilla.

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Okay.

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And you know Anne Garrett.

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Oh yeah, yeah. I remember him, all right.

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And Garus, I like this sculpt too. I I f that's the one thing that Final Wars has is all of the kaiju look terrific.

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My favorite is the new Godzilla from the Broderick movie. It's the only one so far that's looked like absolute dog shit.

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Yeah, they made him CG to look like dog shit on purpose.

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Yep, yep. I that's what I thought. Holy shit, look at this guy.

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That's King Caesar, you should recognize him from uh Terra Mechagodzilla, I think, is where he shows up. It's

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Oh okay. Oh yeah.

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Yeah, in the Zilla they made him look like shit in CGR.

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Yeah, they really did.

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It's funny that they did that.

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Yeah, I l I kinda like that.

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And you notice he's attacking um like what looks like America?

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Yeah.

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Why why would you go back for that guy? I'd just keep running.

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I don't know. And I think that's uh that's the Cromakus.

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Okay.

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Which is also just referred to as giant preying manace in some f versions of the movies or so.

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Uh, fine.

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Yeah, so we got a lot of the monsters coming from.

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Uh that's who I call Spiga, but I don't think that's Spiga.

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Man, move this little punk ass Canadian shithead.

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Yeah. Where monsters really, really exist and this kid's playing with toys.

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So yeah, once the kaiju action gets going, this is actually pretty great. The model work is great. The kaijus fighting are great. Yeah. You just need to get rid of like 90 minutes of fucking just people bullshit that we don't care about.

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Just kinda usefulness, you know. Uselessness.

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Yeah. And here we have the giant flying metal turd again.

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No, pouring gear is

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There's so many metal turrets.

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With lasers firing. The ship is doing more damage to the city than Nangirus was.

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Yeah, right?

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I like this version of Anguiris because he does this.

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Like the little hop hop pill bottle of like pill buck rolling in attack with his spines.

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Yeah.

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It's a nice upgrade. I think it's really cool.

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I mean listen man, maybe stop shooting at it, alright? It's kinda playing with you real bad.

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Well that's like here we see that uh Rodan really can't have missiles fired at him.

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Oh good God it's it it's the baby Godzilla. Even that one

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Yeah. Yeah, but luckily it's the baby Godzilla version that's cute and not like looks like a giant turd.

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But yeah, we have to have the kid interest like we have with the

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I mean but it's here's what's weird, it's coming out of nowhere.

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Yeah, they're just jumping around in this, I know.

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Like listen, if I was actually trying to watch this right now I'd be like, Whoa Cort, what the fuck just happened?

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Yeah, no seriously, this is it's really like I I forget I think Dan did the notes for this and I I'm so grateful that he did because There's no way I was gonna bother.

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It is bad.

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Yeah, this is not a great flick.

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No, this is

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There's there's plenty of things that are wrong with it, but there's so much that is right. Like again, all of the monster stuff is gorgeous and wonderful. Yeah.

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But they made some choices I don't agree with. There's Evera.

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And we're about to see Ebra get taken down by these uh mutants and their uh kung fu stylings.

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Oh alright.

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You were asking how the splits can s kill a kaiju and I think they're about to show you.

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Oh, okay. Very interesting then.

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Yeah. The model tanks are even old school and kinda cool.

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Yeah. Everything except for uh how they're just shitting on new god.

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is great, you know? And even that is at least funny, that y the new Godzilla for the project moves is the only one that made look like shit.

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Yeah.

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The modeling, everything else is great.

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All the explosions, the people being in peril and danger and all of this happening, this isn't boring to me. But then they stop and then they start doing stuff that's like Okay, these are ultra mega powerful people that are going to go fight a kaiju with handheld weapons.

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Humans should never be able to kill a m giant monster with handheld weapons.

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No, no. The only way they should be able to kill a monster is with uh you know, giant lasers.

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to fry that lobster.

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Well that's the thing is they have handheld mazers now and I just don't Yeah. I don't I don't know, I just I don't

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Mazer.

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I don't think any

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Blazer.

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And mazer and taser and taser.

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They got guys like Mazer and Blazer.

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out here.

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Well if you can dodge a wrench Matt you can dodge a ball.

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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a kaiju.

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Actually you can't.

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No, I I don't think you can either.

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Yeah, see, I don't need any of this. It's cool.

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But it's

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I mean just show me the fucking kaiju suit you spent so much money on. Why do this?

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I d I don't know. Somewhere a director thought, you know, a kaiju muji movies?

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don't wanna see anything but the humans. Uh I mean who really cares about kaijus?

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And it's like we all do. There's there's no one who watches a kaiju movie for the human element.

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Oh I'm sure there are some people out there that are

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I don't think so. I think you're wrong.

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Here's the thing, I don't mind the human element whenever it's good and it's intriguing and it gives me information that I need. But this move like this. This is not this is not a kaiju film. This is a this is a mutated action adventure X-fil X-Men film kind of in the middle of this.

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Listen, if I wanted to see a guy who thought he could take things on'cause he has magical powers, I'd watch the Empire Strikes back, alright?

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See, they're firing at him and then they do it.

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I wonder how an at-at would do against a kaiju.

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Oh, well all it would take is the feet sweeped out from underneath it and it's done.

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That's true, but it has powerful weapons at its disposal.

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If it keeps a distance I think it'll be fine.

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Yeah. Uh they probably went waste time and they would just firebomb the kaiju from space with a star destroyer.

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See that's what I'm talking about. Those handheld weapons should have never been able to sever Eber's claws like that.

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No, yeah, right.

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I mean I'm not that precious about Ebra that it's that big of a deal to me, but it's just logically speaking, I don't care how super their weapons are, I don't care how mutated they are, there's still no

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It kinda reminds me of the uh uh oh uh uh what's the goddamn movie with the fucking bugs, uh

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Oh, um Starship Troopers?

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Yes, thank you. You know, they're all taking on these big bugs with their sir handheld guns.

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You're wondering why they're being slaughtered all the time.

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Aaaaaah, they even gave him some badass fucking little phrase there, huh?

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Yeah.

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So now we're seeing the alien plot. Sorry, spoiler alert everyone. I mean, when is there not an alien plot?

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There's a there's an alien plot.

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Whenever monsters are being controlled, it's almost always the extraterrestrial.

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And there goes Rodan.

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Yeah, the pillbug attack for uh Angirus I think is a great little thing and I love that little sliding into a stop like that. That was There's moments in here that are just really well done that like keep me wanting to watch it and then we just like lull with all the humans forever.

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But you could tell that this is very er uh early two thousands type look because if it's all like all the camera works like tan, you know.

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Yeah, that that matrix matrix look where all the colors are muted and grayscale and trying to look, you know

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Like the color timing is sort of looking like like everything's blue or green. Yeah. Or just like tinted to a slight like you said, like um I what I forget what they used to call that where the film would get like a discoloration.

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Yeah.

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That was big late nineties, early two thousand shit though.

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Yeah, all because of the matrix more or less. That's what

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Thank you.

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I wish I could remember the name of the colour process.

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Uh

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Yeah, right.

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Look at them all. We're gonna shoot anything in the sky.

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I don't think an alien ship that has the power to retrieve kaiju like it's nothing.

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is gonna have much fear from you.

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Look at the shield, look at the guy who's You think your job makes you worthless? Try be the guy holding the shield up at a UFO. That's just something else.

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No, no. There's nothing to understand.

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Is it just me or do these mutants outfits like their their battle guards being all clear and everything over top of black leg?

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So he's the alien.

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Does it not feel like it needs to be an X Men knockoff from the nineties?

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It it certainly does. So this is the guy's the alien.

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But everyone thought he was Secretary General.

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You know the ape people that did that in the one Mecha Godzilla?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Same thing. I think it was a mechanizilla movie, but they were there were there were cockroaches

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That were alien like ali cockroach looking aliens that replace people in one of'em. There were ape aliens. It just depends upon when Planet of the Apes was popular and then when other monster movies were popular on what the aliens would look like.

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Life appear.

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So yeah, aliens basically want to take over Earth and get rid of all of the humans so that they can now populate the Earth. And I think they're called Zalians or something like that in this. I don't know.

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The Xalian.

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I do think that that spaceship came right out of the Dune universe.

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Yeah, right. Look at this thing.

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Oh, and they're all wearing sunglasses, of course.

392
00:36:24,351 --> 00:36:35,632
I think this guy's from something too, but I don't remember what, but I'm pretty sure that he's been in this universe before. Again, I don't pay attention enough to the actors. I do have to say that these suits are ridiculous.

393
00:36:35,632 --> 00:36:38,351
Uh huh. Well it's it's the Matrix. Right.

394
00:36:38,351 --> 00:36:47,161
Right. Again, this is very heavily influenced by the Matrix, but the meeting powers for everybody that explains it is also very heavily influenced by the X Men at this time.

395
00:36:49,568 --> 00:36:52,688
So like the X Men stuff was out in the early nineties and they're kind of

396
00:36:52,688 --> 00:36:56,768
Yeah. It's it's like it takes a lot of things going on it.

397
00:36:56,768 --> 00:36:57,367
Yeah.

398
00:36:59,423 --> 00:37:13,039
That's just kinda the style like I said of the director, the same guy who did verses. Yeah. He just throws everything at the wall and sees what sticks. And then his editing his editing style is just really frenetic and quite literally saying, Well never mind that, check this out.

399
00:37:13,039 --> 00:37:19,952
Yeah, no, hey no, you know it it's very ADHD. It's very ADHD chic.

400
00:37:19,952 --> 00:37:22,351
That's why you're enjoying this one a little bit more than you expected.

401
00:37:22,351 --> 00:37:23,311
Right.

402
00:37:23,311 --> 00:37:27,641
'Cause you're like, Oh, oh I can follow this because it's not interested in paying attention to it either.

403
00:37:27,903 --> 00:37:33,231
Yeah. They don't they don't know where they're going, so what do I gotta know?

404
00:37:41,695 --> 00:37:51,536
So yeah, anybody that's seen a Godzilla movie before will know that you should never ever ever ever ever ever trust extraterrestrials whenever they come to tell you that they'll take care of your kaiju.

405
00:37:51,536 --> 00:37:57,264
Yeah, no, never. Take care of your own problems, Earth. Don't trust aliens to do it for ya.

406
00:37:57,264 --> 00:38:04,431
Wait. And with that very that very xenophobic statement that we just made, we're going to just move on.

407
00:38:04,943 --> 00:38:09,023
Well I meant like, you know w I mean I'm just saying though.

408
00:38:09,023 --> 00:38:17,184
Yeah, if you have kaiju as your greatest resource or you know, threat, aliens are coming to use those against you in some way, shape, or form.

409
00:38:17,184 --> 00:38:19,903
Yes. Extraterrestrial.

410
00:38:22,911 --> 00:38:28,431
Well we have made it a full half hour into this Matt and we've had very minimal kaiju stuff.

411
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:42,224
Really have. But you know probably like some aliens are gonna pick this up on like outer space or some shit and they're gonna be like, We would have helped you guys. Wow, those two guys are jerks and just skip Earth altogether. And you know what?

412
00:38:42,304 --> 00:38:47,824
Good for them. I wouldn't well I don't wanna we're not ready. We're not ready for you guys yet.

413
00:38:47,824 --> 00:38:53,103
Honestly, if aliens showed up and took over the earth at this point, I don't even know if we'd be able to tell the difference.

414
00:38:53,103 --> 00:38:57,135
Yeah, we killed all your leaders. Okay.

415
00:38:57,135 --> 00:38:59,056
Cool story, bro. What else you got?

416
00:38:59,056 --> 00:39:01,936
Yeah, what else we doin'?

417
00:39:01,936 --> 00:39:06,425
Like I'm supposed to feel bad about that, right? That like all of all of our leaders are gone. I don't

418
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,384
All your richest people have been taken and we put them prisoner.

419
00:39:11,295 --> 00:39:12,911
Alright.

420
00:39:13,311 --> 00:39:18,351
Alright, I'm interested, but can you say summary execution and redistribution of wealth, Mr. Alien?

421
00:39:18,351 --> 00:39:24,304
I'm s get ready to vote for you as rulers of earth. I'm just telling ya.

422
00:39:24,304 --> 00:39:31,023
Wait, you want to enforce that all resources need to be shared equally by Earth's population? Sure, go ahead, take it over. Well, whatever.

423
00:39:31,023 --> 00:39:40,112
Okay. Take me to your leader. We're gonna enslave them. We'll do and how?

424
00:39:40,543 --> 00:39:42,704
Just leave me out of it and let me have it.

425
00:39:42,704 --> 00:39:46,143
Listen, I'm already enslaved, so whatever.

426
00:39:46,559 --> 00:39:53,519
No no Matt, you work in a free market world. You are not enslaved to your wage.

427
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:58,840
The fact that your health care

428
00:39:59,135 --> 00:40:13,103
And your livelihood and your ability to stay warm and sheltered and fed is tied to the fact that you have to work for another place to get all of the resources that you need through the money. That has nothing to do with the fact.

429
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,840
I think the most important. Nothing at all. Like the fact that you

430
00:40:24,911 --> 00:40:25,871
For no reason.

431
00:40:25,871 --> 00:40:28,751
Does not make you a wage slave, Matt. That's not how capitalism works.

432
00:40:28,751 --> 00:40:29,711
Okay.

433
00:40:29,711 --> 00:40:30,192
It's a

434
00:40:30,192 --> 00:40:31,152
So yeah, all right.

435
00:40:31,152 --> 00:40:32,112
It's a free market.

436
00:40:32,112 --> 00:40:32,831
Dammit.

437
00:40:32,992 --> 00:40:37,072
You have the choice to starve to death in the free market. You can make that choice.

438
00:40:37,072 --> 00:40:43,311
See, I have that choice. Fucking goddamn. I can't believe I live in this world.

439
00:40:44,512 --> 00:40:46,672
This is where we are.

440
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:55,440
Deny what's in front of my eyes, alright? Well, I'm sorry to say Well, I am gonna deny what's right in front of my eyes, so fuck you.

441
00:40:56,639 --> 00:40:58,300
Everyone's shirts are so shiny.

442
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,199
Yeah, their whole world is very shiny.

443
00:41:07,552 --> 00:41:11,856
I figured out the word I was looking for. It's sepia tone.

444
00:41:13,423 --> 00:41:23,264
You can do various sepia tone. It's the when you ever you do color grading and you choose a specific color to sort of accent more than others and mute all the other ones. I think it's called sepia tone.

445
00:41:26,592 --> 00:41:32,112
Oh boy. I should have saved the uh the talk about what we're gonna do next here. What are we gonna do for the next

446
00:41:32,112 --> 00:41:35,452
No, he's not my boyfriend. I don't care about your love life.

447
00:41:38,576 --> 00:41:43,440
Oh, cool. We're watching a rave to this guy's uh science talk.

448
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,280
The DJ did a remix.

449
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:56,880
Yeah, I don't like in this era this style of music actually fit for doing a score, but it really dates the film to this specific era.

450
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:57,840
Ja.

451
00:42:03,119 --> 00:42:05,280
Look at his eyes, you can tell he's not human.

452
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,280
He's a robot.

453
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,000
No, he's an-

454
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,619
He's a robot. He has a robot vagina.

455
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,440
Was that a grandma's boy reference?

456
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,199
Nice. That was um Nick Swartzon's line, right?

457
00:42:25,199 --> 00:42:27,610
Yeah. Yeah. I am a robot. Yeah.

458
00:42:28,192 --> 00:42:35,152
I actually I really like Grandma's Boy. That's one of the Happy Madison productions that I thought was really good. I did enjoy that quite a bit.

459
00:42:35,152 --> 00:42:42,960
Yeah, same. Same. That is uh that is really one of the One of the better Happy Gilmore productions ever put out there.

460
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,599
I thought they called him Happy Madison was the production.

461
00:42:45,599 --> 00:42:47,519
Or happy mat it might be happy mad, Cindy.

462
00:42:47,519 --> 00:42:50,159
Yeah, it's two his two most popular films or whatever.

463
00:42:54,960 --> 00:43:00,239
Oh yeah. So they're gonna put in a chut now to prove that he's actually an alien.

464
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:02,639
Yep. Uh oh.

465
00:43:07,711 --> 00:43:13,711
So this uh mutant guy in his uniform here is not coated as fascist looking at all, is he?

466
00:43:13,711 --> 00:43:19,760
Oh no, I mean that's no, that's not the blueprint for Nazism right there. What are you kidding me?

467
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:24,559
A red armband that's just missing a symbol of some sort. Gee, I wonder what he's gonna put on there.

468
00:43:24,559 --> 00:43:27,070
And a black long coat. I'm just saying.

469
00:43:27,407 --> 00:43:30,768
Yeah, with two equal red epaulette things at his chest. Yeah.

470
00:43:31,728 --> 00:43:35,807
And then the gun belt over top of the long coat, nothing fashy about that at all.

471
00:43:35,807 --> 00:43:38,137
Yeah, nothing at all.

472
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:46,079
See this is what would happen if we actually got mutants. They would just be used for fascism.

473
00:43:46,079 --> 00:43:47,280
Oh of course they would.

474
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:49,659
And they would go along with it.

475
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:50,880
Yeah.

476
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,050
That's the thing we're the most lucky about right now.

477
00:43:53,632 --> 00:43:58,431
is that our current fascists that are trying to be in charge

478
00:43:58,431 --> 00:43:59,152
Exactly.

479
00:43:59,152 --> 00:44:00,672
Aren't fit and aren't mutants.

480
00:44:01,056 --> 00:44:07,056
No, th I mean that is maybe the only so the only faint silver lining we have.

481
00:44:07,056 --> 00:44:10,175
Yeah, th they're really bad at being fascist.

482
00:44:10,175 --> 00:44:10,556
Yeah.

483
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:18,480
I got really nervous and looked over at my recorder to make sure it was still recording just like all the other commentaries, like seven times.

484
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,920
Thank God. Thank God.

485
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:20,880
I don't have a backup here.

486
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,280
I can't do this past forty minutes again.

487
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:24,730
Ha ha ha ha.

488
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,480
We keep making that joke.

489
00:44:29,168 --> 00:44:30,608
Look at this prick.

490
00:44:30,608 --> 00:44:34,447
Right now Godzilla is frozen in the ice in the North Pole, right?

491
00:44:34,447 --> 00:44:36,367
Okay.

492
00:44:36,367 --> 00:44:43,615
No, he's frozen and all the other monsters were dormant but then became active and ran amok. And now they

493
00:44:45,056 --> 00:44:47,936
Why does that lady have creepy stare?

494
00:44:48,416 --> 00:44:50,576
Because she's also a zale.

495
00:44:53,023 --> 00:44:55,664
This makes me want to rewatch that old TV series V.

496
00:44:55,664 --> 00:44:56,864
Yeah, right.

497
00:44:56,864 --> 00:44:58,543
Where all the aliens attack Science.

498
00:44:58,543 --> 00:44:59,503
Do we eat a rat?

499
00:44:59,503 --> 00:44:59,983
Yeah.

500
00:44:59,983 --> 00:45:13,199
Well and they're lizard people, you know, so I'm just telling you from the uh prospect of a uh conspiracy theorist, uh that uh That still goes to this day that lizard people run the world.

501
00:45:13,199 --> 00:45:18,480
You remember when conspiracy theories used to be fun and wacky to read about and now they're all just racist and tainted?

502
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:28,271
Yeah. Yeah. No, we're we're w the real conspiracy theorists are starting to get out of it now. You know, they're starting to get back to the the the fun conspiracy theories of like, you know

503
00:45:28,576 --> 00:45:43,152
You know, Sasquatch, Loch Ness Monster. Uh uh the only unfortunate thing is a lot of uh the the uh Epstein uh uh conspiracy theories are now pointing out to be true, so that that's something a lot of us have to unpack.

504
00:45:43,152 --> 00:45:58,000
Anyone who is shocked that that people who leverage money like they do to become billionaires and basically cheat the rest of the world out of resources and are essentially parasites would then also

505
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,400
That's not shocking to any of us. But uh

506
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:11,487
Listen to me, if people are capable of doing that in order to get that money, you should not really be shocked at the depths of depravity that they will use that money to get away with because they can.

507
00:46:11,487 --> 00:46:27,344
And again, w none of it you'll never find a a real conspiracy theorist who shocked about the b you know, travesties against uh children uh in the E Steam Files because I think most were like, Yeah, the rich and powerful are sick.

508
00:46:27,711 --> 00:46:41,007
Uh I I think it comes death to th the the cannibalism part that starting to get a lot of us'cause we were like a lot of uh l uh me included, when we started hearing that I'm like, I don't know guys, that sounds a little really over the top. And uh no, it's in there.

509
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,960
So that's great.

510
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:52,000
See Matt, I've been reading comics written by Frank Miller long enough to know that the depths of depravity that the rich will drop to Yeah.

511
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,440
I gotcha.

512
00:46:53,440 --> 00:47:00,639
And it's not that Frank Miller's done that much commentary. It's just that he likes to indulge in the well, isn't this freaky and gross kind of thing?

513
00:47:00,639 --> 00:47:01,119
Yeah.

514
00:47:01,119 --> 00:47:01,840
Yeah.

515
00:47:04,831 --> 00:47:14,192
And plus, you know, I've read the comic book Happy. I've watched the T V series of Happy. I'm not that shocked that rich people want to do horrible things, including cannibalized children.

516
00:47:14,192 --> 00:47:15,871
Yeah, that's uh

517
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,599
I mean I knew the rich were bad, but uh yeah. Oof.

518
00:47:19,599 --> 00:47:24,730
Yeah, they already made decisions that caused people's deaths just so they could have yet another Mega Yacht.

519
00:47:26,096 --> 00:47:31,376
Bil I know this for a fact. If you're a billionaire, you're not a good person. There's no way you are.

520
00:47:31,376 --> 00:47:32,335
You can't be both.

521
00:47:32,335 --> 00:47:36,155
No way. You cannot be a billionaire and a good person. There's no way.

522
00:47:37,599 --> 00:47:45,135
You have definitely ordered something you're a mob boss at this point. You you've definitely ordered people's murders to be a billionaire.

523
00:47:45,135 --> 00:47:49,936
Or have ordered decisions be made that cause deaths carelessly, like an example.

524
00:47:49,936 --> 00:47:55,568
In a Rico case, a real one in a real government, you'd be in jail forever.

525
00:47:55,568 --> 00:48:01,327
Yeah. Man, can you imagine if those days ever actually show up how fucking crazy the world's gonna get?

526
00:48:01,327 --> 00:48:05,248
Uh um I mean listen, if something actually happens and fucking

527
00:48:05,952 --> 00:48:13,072
y you know, law and order actually becomes real law and order. Uh I'm gonna dance in the fucking streets.

528
00:48:15,648 --> 00:48:16,496
Yeah, I'm

529
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:20,400
It's nice to think about, but we're never gonna get a Star Trek universe now.

530
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:31,088
No, no, no. At le I mean maybe we will, but again, it will be well after any generations like after us are already gone too. You know what I mean? Like

531
00:48:31,088 --> 00:48:34,927
Yeah, it's like an Andor. We're planting a tree that we'll never get to watch bare fruit.

532
00:48:36,367 --> 00:48:38,768
Yeah, we're preparing for a sunrise we will never see.

533
00:48:38,768 --> 00:48:42,864
Yep. We share our we share our dreams with ghosts.

534
00:48:42,864 --> 00:48:47,184
Yeah. I burned my life.

535
00:48:48,143 --> 00:48:50,063
I'll never live to see.

536
00:48:50,063 --> 00:48:54,554
One of the greatest monologues in history and it was that one. God damn.

537
00:48:54,688 --> 00:48:55,407
Yeah.

538
00:48:55,407 --> 00:48:56,367
That is so good.

539
00:48:56,367 --> 00:49:05,007
You know, I'm actually open to doing T V series. Obviously not Star Wars because that would be too happy for you. But I'm actually open to doing T V series.

540
00:49:05,007 --> 00:49:13,295
I mean that's mean. Huh? I mean I if we can find V, I mean, uh we were just talking about it.

541
00:49:13,295 --> 00:49:23,344
Oh, I totally do V. I think if we did if we did T V shows, we would do'em in little blocks of like a few episodes here and there. Uh kind of like what we did for Ash vs. Evil Dead.

542
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:31,760
Yeah, and if you wanna do TV shows, what we would probably wanna do is start with like the made for T V movie mini series.

543
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:32,239
Oh, yeah.

544
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:33,679
That's a good starting point.

545
00:49:33,679 --> 00:49:37,039
If you're game to do V, we can do it upright.

546
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:41,775
Well I already got a name for the series where we do a T V show, you ready?

547
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:43,568
Are you ready?

548
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:47,248
T V party and we'll we'll use the the black flag song.

549
00:49:48,143 --> 00:49:56,253
Yeah, and we won't worry about copyright infringement because how punk rock are you if you pull me for pop pop for uh copyright infringement for your punk song.

550
00:49:56,351 --> 00:49:57,552
Yeah, exactly.

551
00:49:57,552 --> 00:49:59,472
Alright, the movie just got way better. Look at this

552
00:49:59,472 --> 00:50:00,911
You little dog.

553
00:50:00,911 --> 00:50:02,351
Oh my god, it's so adorable.

554
00:50:02,351 --> 00:50:04,751
Oh man, goodness.

555
00:50:04,751 --> 00:50:06,911
I wanna scratch his ears. Look at him.

556
00:50:06,911 --> 00:50:08,472
No. He's adorable.

557
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:17,280
And you know they're aliens because they're not responding to how fucking cute he is. No. Mm poor little guy's got breathing problems.

558
00:50:22,911 --> 00:50:26,992
This is where she's tricksy and false, as uh Smeagol would like to say.

559
00:50:26,992 --> 00:50:32,271
Yeah. Uh w yeah, we could do V, we could do it, the miniseries.

560
00:50:32,271 --> 00:50:33,242
We already did it.

561
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:35,920
Did we Oh yeah, we did it.

562
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:41,440
Yeah, it was a bring your own cinematic drama. See, T V movies are still movies to me. I'm talking like actual TV shows.

563
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:42,880
Yeah.

564
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,039
Like not huge not huge amounts.

565
00:50:45,519 --> 00:50:46,400
Limited series.

566
00:50:47,583 --> 00:50:52,623
W I'm I'm game for that. We'd have to break it up into individual episodes for each part. Like the four parker.

567
00:50:52,623 --> 00:50:57,403
But I would do s the stand from the from the nineties. Alright. I would do that in a second.

568
00:50:57,695 --> 00:51:10,992
Actually I like the idea of uh hitting a couple of miniseries after we do the trucker and car chase movies, so I'm down with that. Uh we'll talk a little more off mic about that, about specifics, but I def the stand is one of my favorite miniseries of all time.

569
00:51:11,103 --> 00:51:12,784
Yeah, same. I love it.

570
00:51:12,784 --> 00:51:17,784
If you wanna hit like the Stephen King miniseries, even the bad ones, I'm game. That'll be fun.

571
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:20,655
Maybe that's what you should do.

572
00:51:20,768 --> 00:51:24,367
Cool. I'm in. That's uh after the car chase movies that'll be our next minute.

573
00:51:24,367 --> 00:51:27,887
series that were all done like the eighties and nineties and shit. Yeah.

574
00:51:27,887 --> 00:51:31,728
Yeah. No, I'll go all the way up to Rose Red. I don't give a fuck, dude. I'll do it if you

575
00:51:31,728 --> 00:51:34,608
Yeah, the Langoliers.

576
00:51:34,608 --> 00:51:38,458
Oh my god, the CG in the Line Goliath is so rough, but the rest of it is so good.

577
00:51:38,559 --> 00:51:43,599
Yeah, exactly. And it's Dean Stockwell. I mean, come on. Yeah.

578
00:51:43,599 --> 00:51:54,480
Well and what's it uh Bronson Perschnaw or whatever is his name that was uh uh in uh perfect strangers or whatever, like

579
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:54,960
Yep, yep.

580
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:58,800
One of the tour de force roles of his life. Like he does such a good job in that.

581
00:51:58,800 --> 00:51:59,579
Yeah, he does.

582
00:52:02,576 --> 00:52:05,215
Don Fry being a badass throwing corpses at people.

583
00:52:05,215 --> 00:52:06,936
Oh yeah.

584
00:52:07,679 --> 00:52:11,760
What's that?

585
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:15,599
I love when somebody just walks into the middle of something and throws a corpse at people.

586
00:52:15,599 --> 00:52:17,239
That's what you do.

587
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:24,239
I want to point out Sword Yeah, I want to point out that he's got his sword facing the correct direction.

588
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:24,719
Yeah.

589
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:27,639
Under the I the idea for like sword play is like uh

590
00:52:28,192 --> 00:52:38,960
For katanas is you want to keep the blade edge up so that it never rests on the edge and never dulls it to keep it as sharp as possible. And so you'll see a lot of people that when they're carrying their swords, they carry it like that.

591
00:52:39,568 --> 00:52:48,447
And for people that are like really, really into swordplay and want to be like a real dick about it, they'll point out whenever it's the wrong way just to make fun of it.

592
00:52:48,447 --> 00:52:51,097
I like the people screaming.

593
00:52:51,599 --> 00:52:55,920
Then these then these two are just lounging at home.

594
00:52:57,088 --> 00:52:58,768
Yeah, explain.

595
00:52:58,768 --> 00:53:07,552
Well, if that would have cut to me, I would have literally and I saw that for real in in real life, I probably would have been puffing out a big thing of smoke, laughing, going, Huh?

596
00:53:07,552 --> 00:53:12,831
What? See?

597
00:53:12,831 --> 00:53:13,311
Let us know.

598
00:53:14,271 --> 00:53:17,271
Why did that guy's head just explode? Is this a movie or an actual broadcast?

599
00:53:17,271 --> 00:53:18,711
What am I doing?

600
00:53:18,711 --> 00:53:21,112
I like that one scientist hiding behind the music.

601
00:53:21,112 --> 00:53:22,791
Okay. Well she's got the dog.

602
00:53:23,271 --> 00:53:25,672
Yeah, so you gotta protect that puppy because it dorbs.

603
00:53:25,672 --> 00:53:26,632
Yeah.

604
00:53:27,112 --> 00:53:29,271
Alright, so this is our main bad guy now.

605
00:53:29,271 --> 00:53:29,981
¡Ya, ya!

606
00:53:31,967 --> 00:53:33,887
His name is Neo, I think.

607
00:53:34,367 --> 00:53:37,487
I'm a chosen one.

608
00:53:37,487 --> 00:53:44,688
I love that his coat is like half a cape and then half like a chest plate from the first Dune game.

609
00:53:47,215 --> 00:53:55,920
Your real face. Well, you know what? I kinda like this face.

610
00:53:58,559 --> 00:54:00,480
Oh he's gonna cut that shit off.

611
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:01,920
Not bad for cattle.

612
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:02,679
Yeah.

613
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,000
I love it whenever Vogue on shot resistance is useless.

614
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,639
Yeah.

615
00:54:13,487 --> 00:54:16,128
Yeah, you never tell Don Fry anything is useless.

616
00:54:16,128 --> 00:54:21,648
Yeah.

617
00:54:21,648 --> 00:54:25,728
Don Fry was a pride fighter. Do you think he's afraid of your stupid alien face?

618
00:54:25,728 --> 00:54:26,447
Right.

619
00:54:28,079 --> 00:54:32,639
Okay, so uh little plot twist coming up here in the fashy world.

620
00:54:32,639 --> 00:54:33,820
Yeah.

621
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:38,639
No wait.

622
00:54:41,039 --> 00:54:43,199
Here we go. This is important, so here's a clip time.

623
00:54:43,199 --> 00:54:43,900
Stupid.

624
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:47,280
They need to be taught a lesson sometimes.

625
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:01,679
What's this?

626
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:11,280
So All of the mutants except for our main good guy that's a mutant.

627
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:11,760
Yeah.

628
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:17,949
can be controlled by the Zalians because the DNA that made them mutants and powerful is Zalian DNA.

629
00:55:18,159 --> 00:55:20,320
Ah I gotcha.

630
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:28,480
He'll explain it a little bit better later on, but essentially, uh the guy that's dressed like Neo is the agent Smith of this movie.

631
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:29,440
I gotcha

632
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:30,940
And here he's gonna explain it.

633
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:39,480
Oh no, no he doesn't. So the other guy that's a mutant there, um, is also sort of like the one, so he's gonna be the Neo.

634
00:55:39,775 --> 00:55:40,976
Yeah, I got this

635
00:55:40,976 --> 00:55:50,815
Real and that was the Agent Smith that just left. That's literally the same plot line and we don't have to So like when every time you see them fighting it's because this is the matrix and we don't want to watch Kaiju, I guess.

636
00:55:51,007 --> 00:55:53,168
That guy's mustache is glorious though.

637
00:55:53,168 --> 00:55:56,047
Don Fry man. He's the best?

638
00:55:56,047 --> 00:55:57,007
Great.

639
00:55:57,007 --> 00:56:08,655
I love him in this. I don't know anything about his life outside of this movie. I just know I love him in this and I know that he was a former pride fighter. And I think he was a professional wrestler over there. Like for the you know like

640
00:56:09,135 --> 00:56:15,376
Like I know he did the actual pride fighting, but I think he also did like the Japanese style of wrestling uh that's like

641
00:56:15,376 --> 00:56:16,335
That name begins?

642
00:56:16,335 --> 00:56:17,536
Don Fry.

643
00:56:17,536 --> 00:56:18,255
Yeah.

644
00:56:18,255 --> 00:56:22,735
R Y for his last name, yeah. And if you see the mustache, you know you got the right guy.

645
00:56:24,175 --> 00:56:25,135
Yeah.

646
00:56:25,615 --> 00:56:29,695
I don't know, he might have fought I don't know if he fought in the UFC or not. I think he may have. I don't really remember

647
00:56:29,695 --> 00:56:33,056
His nickname was the Predator. Okay, I know Don Fryer.

648
00:56:33,056 --> 00:56:34,016
Yeah.

649
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:40,079
Yep, he was a professional wrestler as well.

650
00:56:40,079 --> 00:56:49,199
Kind of like a Ken Shamrock thing where one wasn't paying well enough so he went and did the other and then the the one wasn't giving him the kind of satisfaction with his work that he wanted.

651
00:56:49,199 --> 00:56:52,800
The real accolades,'cause they also want real accolades, you know. Yeah.

652
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:56,860
Not just so they went to wrestling for the money.

653
00:57:02,159 --> 00:57:07,679
Well isn't that what's his name? Angle was like that too, right? He was like an actual like.

654
00:57:07,679 --> 00:57:11,039
Yeah, he was, but he went to wrestling and he didn't even bother with M M A.

655
00:57:11,039 --> 00:57:14,880
No, no, what that what I was talking about is like he was like a full fledged professional gold

656
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:16,320
Oh, he's a gold medalist. Yeah.

657
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:19,320
And then he went to professional wrestling because money.

658
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:26,400
Well yeah, I mean that's just when when his Olympic career was over then he just didn't really know what else to do with his life, so then

659
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:30,719
I remember liking him in the matches cause he did all the stuff technically correct and all that.

660
00:57:30,719 --> 00:57:38,519
Yeah. Oh no, he's still goes down, he'll go down as one of the better professional wrestlers uh that we do it.

661
00:57:38,519 --> 00:57:40,440
Now, it's technically

662
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:41,400
Clean now too.

663
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,760
His technical abilities in the ring were terrific.

664
00:57:46,199 --> 00:57:55,679
There is a motorcycle chase coming up here that is absolutely badass. I will say that. Pure yeah, pure and simple. Like it's the one human interest thing that's really cool.

665
00:57:55,679 --> 00:57:56,639
Oof!

666
00:57:56,639 --> 00:58:05,568
Yeah, like this once we get into the action sequences, it's great, but like I don't want this in a kaiju movie. I'd rather have just admit you're a matrix knockoff and leave the kaiju out.

667
00:58:05,568 --> 00:58:07,117
Let's go.

668
00:58:07,967 --> 00:58:09,168
Don't bring your colour.

669
00:58:09,168 --> 00:58:12,527
It's been a long time since we've had any kaiju and that's starting to bother me.

670
00:58:12,527 --> 00:58:18,288
Oh, I'm real upset about it. We're about fifty four minutes into this and the last time we had Kaiju was at like thirty seven minutes straight.

671
00:58:18,288 --> 00:58:19,248
Yeah.

672
00:58:19,248 --> 00:58:22,947
Alright, so here's the motorcycle chase with fight. That's actually pretty incredible.

673
00:58:22,967 --> 00:58:24,239
It's all right.

674
00:58:25,199 --> 00:58:30,480
It makes me shut the fuck up about the human interest story in this, for sure. I cannot deny how fucking good this is.

675
00:58:33,599 --> 00:58:39,840
And this frenetic editing editing style that this director has, this is what it's meant for, is this style of production.

676
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:41,019
Alright.

677
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:53,760
If you've ever seen Versus folks, you know that this is like a thing that this guy loves doing.

678
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:54,719
Oh yeah.

679
00:58:56,159 --> 00:58:59,039
Why'd you throw that? You know, you can recharge it, you can reload.

680
00:58:59,039 --> 00:59:09,791
Reload guns? I don't Oof. I don't know man, that seems really irresponsible too, just to leave guns out on the goddamn road.

681
00:59:09,791 --> 00:59:17,952
Yeah. And here's Don Fry with his badass samurai sword. That's a longer one. That might be I think it's Nadochi is what that's called. No, Nadochi's the underwear. It's um

682
00:59:17,952 --> 00:59:21,822
Yeah. That's underwear. Uh sh

683
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:37,780
I know it starts with an N, but it's like a longer sword that's shaped sort of like a uh samurai sword or like a ninja sword. Like there's ninja swords are shorter and more straight, you know, for like yeah covert assassin work as far as I understand it. And then

684
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:48,599
The samurai sword is curved more and longer for the dual purposes. And then the other one is like a bigger battle sword that's like really

685
00:59:48,599 --> 00:59:49,559
huge.

686
00:59:49,559 --> 00:59:54,000
And I've wanted one of those for a really really long time just for collectors' sake.

687
00:59:54,960 --> 01:00:01,199
Alright, this is the part I was talking about that's really incredible though. This is this stunt is nuts. I can't believe they did this.

688
01:00:01,199 --> 01:00:05,500
Let's see this. What are they doing? Oh!

689
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:11,039
He's got like the skate shoes.

690
01:00:11,039 --> 01:00:15,840
There w yeah, but this is an actual stunt man just dragging himself along like Really? Yeah.

691
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:30,719
They may have done a there's a couple scenes where it's an actual stuntman being dragged along that you see where they're actually really in motion. And then some of this might be match shots with the actual actors. But check this out.

692
01:00:31,199 --> 01:00:33,599
I don't care how they did this, this looks fucking cool.

693
01:00:38,039 --> 01:00:42,360
How's anybody steep? Oh then he rocked it. Who's the good guy, who's the bad guy? I've already lost

694
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:48,599
The bad guy's off the bike running and kicking, the good guy and flying at the good guy, and the good guy's still on his bike.

695
01:00:48,599 --> 01:00:54,719
Oh used the bike guy hi him

696
01:00:54,719 --> 01:00:58,480
Yeah, he eated him backwards with the bike. Put him on his butt.

697
01:01:00,128 --> 01:01:05,168
See this matrixy rip off stuff is kinda cool. This is where the director's bread and butter is, is this kind of stuff.

698
01:01:09,552 --> 01:01:11,711
So if you want to watch this guy in his pleather outfit

699
01:01:11,711 --> 01:01:14,112
Oh, here we go.

700
01:01:14,112 --> 01:01:16,992
Yep, he's releasing Murder Chicken, the original version.

701
01:01:16,992 --> 01:01:17,952
Chicken.

702
01:01:17,952 --> 01:01:22,751
Now this is sort of an updated version of Gaigan murder chicken and it looks fucking sweet. Do not get

703
01:01:22,751 --> 01:01:24,422
Is that RoboGu?

704
01:01:24,422 --> 01:01:28,871
again? No, he's supposed to be cybernetic in the other movies as well.

705
01:01:28,871 --> 01:01:29,351
Okay.

706
01:01:29,351 --> 01:01:34,161
But in this they made it more obvious that he's a cybernetic creature. Look how fucking cool this sculpt is.

707
01:01:34,967 --> 01:01:40,583
That's one of the vinyl figures I had to buy was this Guy Gan and then the final form Guy Gan from this movie I also bought.

708
01:01:41,143 --> 01:01:49,735
And I'm debating on which one I want to get the tattoo of, so remember how this one looks and when you see the final form, you can kinda like help me make the decision. You know what I mean?

709
01:01:50,536 --> 01:01:57,016
I mean I'm still gonna do what I'm gonna do, and I'm leaning one specific way, but you'll help me like either reinforce that or make me double question it.

710
01:01:58,936 --> 01:02:06,255
'Cause this origin this uh like original look that's just a little updated for Gygan is pretty fucking sweet.

711
01:02:06,255 --> 01:02:07,215
Yeah.

712
01:02:07,215 --> 01:02:10,096
I mean look all the spikes and shit, he's so badass.

713
01:02:10,576 --> 01:02:12,496
Yeah, they gave him more powers too.

714
01:02:12,976 --> 01:02:17,775
Everybody gets super powered up and Godzilla just still murders them in seconds when he shows up.

715
01:02:17,775 --> 01:02:18,735
Of course no.

716
01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:19,695
That's the only

717
01:02:19,695 --> 01:02:20,405
Gotzilla.

718
01:02:20,405 --> 01:02:24,376
That's the only thing that's disappointing about this is literally Godzilla murders all of his opponents within

719
01:02:24,376 --> 01:02:25,335
I will say this.

720
01:02:25,815 --> 01:02:31,079
I love that captain's chair. That's good. I like having a good council around my captain's chair.

721
01:02:31,079 --> 01:02:33,960
Yeah, the inside of the ship is was really cool.

722
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:41,639
Oh yeah, they're dead now. Ah You know you guys probably could have avoided the building. That's just me.

723
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:47,760
Good old Angiris.

724
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:53,519
Oh man off the fucking Gone.

725
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,610
It blew it all up!

726
01:02:59,103 --> 01:03:01,503
Yeah. Entire civilization's about to be wiped out.

727
01:03:02,943 --> 01:03:06,943
Is this where the wake up comes? God, we have an hour of this thing left.

728
01:03:07,648 --> 01:03:15,920
Yeah, so I will give you this, Matt, since you haven't watched this before. Whenever Don Fry's crew starts getting into a ship.

729
01:03:16,096 --> 01:03:23,056
It won't be that much longer for Godzilla to get woken up because that's what Don Fry decides to do, so it's his choice.

730
01:03:23,536 --> 01:03:27,376
Gotcha. Until then you're gonna be watching a little bit of baby Godzilla and it's gonna be weird.

731
01:03:27,376 --> 01:03:29,626
Ugh, good God. Okay.

732
01:03:40,576 --> 01:03:53,295
So they do the thing they do a thing in this where that baby Godzilla can grow bigger and shrink back down. Um kinda like how they had'em do it in the one where the kid fantasizes about going to Monster Island.

733
01:03:53,775 --> 01:03:57,626
meets manila and I was never a fan of that.

734
01:03:58,271 --> 01:04:09,311
But when they include it in this, I don't really like everything else is just so over the top and weird it doesn't even register with me. And I seriously never remember that the old man and that kid find a Manila.

735
01:04:10,271 --> 01:04:11,391
Clip time.

736
01:04:12,688 --> 01:04:13,648
Oh yeah.

737
01:04:17,967 --> 01:04:20,847
Yeah, the one I said looked like Atragon is called the Matango in this.

738
01:04:20,847 --> 01:04:21,807
Yeah.

739
01:04:21,807 --> 01:04:23,728
But it's atragon.

740
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:39,119
That was a guy that he just fought, right? I'm I'm lost in all these people. Yeah, it is the guy he just fought.

741
01:04:41,519 --> 01:04:43,440
Because we're a team.

742
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:48,239
Uh

743
01:04:48,719 --> 01:04:54,480
I just can't get over the ridiculousness of the clear plastic over the black. That just doesn't look good. I don't know why they made that choice.

744
01:04:57,840 --> 01:04:58,800
Did I lose you?

745
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:00,960
No, I'm still sorry.

746
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:02,159
No problem. Just wanted to make sure.

747
01:05:04,559 --> 01:05:05,519
Here we go.

748
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:08,880
Let's wake up Godzilla.

749
01:05:15,119 --> 01:05:17,039
Oh, they froze him in the South Pole.

750
01:05:17,039 --> 01:05:17,760
Uh huh.

751
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:20,400
That way he doesn't fuck up Santa Claus's chi.

752
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:26,096
That's right,'cause god damn it, if we don't get presents, what's the point?

753
01:05:34,719 --> 01:05:36,400
But he's got a point.

754
01:05:38,559 --> 01:05:43,119
You know what? Don Fry's fucking spittin' in this day and age that we're working in right now, him saying

755
01:05:43,119 --> 01:05:45,559
We're looking good.

756
01:05:49,967 --> 01:05:53,039
It's the same with the mutant.

757
01:05:57,184 --> 01:06:05,583
Yeah, here's where they explain it. There we go. M base. The mutants use the M same M base that the kaiju have. That's how they're more superhuman.

758
01:06:05,583 --> 01:06:07,543
This lady loves her red jacket.

759
01:06:08,639 --> 01:06:10,320
Yeah there's something.

760
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:16,860
There's a lot of pleather in this and that's how they identify the characters is their specific colored pleather outfit pieces.

761
01:06:17,423 --> 01:06:19,583
Yeah.

762
01:06:19,583 --> 01:06:21,983
Well that's a pleathered.

763
01:06:21,983 --> 01:06:26,784
Yeah, he's got a suede sort of like overcoat. That's the normal uniform thing for this dude.

764
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:33,840
Again.

765
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:44,880
Yeah, there's a really great line that Don Fry has later on that I really enjoyed.

766
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:50,639
We're flashing back to The thing we've seen at the beginning.

767
01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:53,519
He's the one that fired the shots.

768
01:06:54,576 --> 01:06:55,295
Yeah.

769
01:07:00,239 --> 01:07:04,079
The world was ruined and the war is already lost.

770
01:07:05,039 --> 01:07:07,920
Now there's the matter of pride.

771
01:07:11,615 --> 01:07:16,175
Yeah, it's a matter of pride. Come on, Cort. Don't you have pride?

772
01:07:16,175 --> 01:07:21,306
I do love that. It's up to us whether we die hiding or we die fighting. You would go. Yeah.

773
01:07:25,791 --> 01:07:28,847
See this part is fucking cool. This is good human interest stuff.

774
01:07:30,063 --> 01:07:31,023
Like,

775
01:07:31,023 --> 01:07:40,960
It's just the plan. I don't mind seeing the humans plan. It's just everything else in the goddamn thing. Yeah. Why is this a two hour long movie? This hour thirty. That's all you needed for this.

776
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:41,920
Yeah, you could have kind of

777
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:42,880
Tell your story.

778
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:51,099
Could have cut out a lot of the mutants trying to go after Kaiju and stuff like that and you didn't need it. I mean, we would have lost all that fun Ebra stuff, you know?

779
01:07:56,496 --> 01:08:06,576
No, Ebra actually smashing things and like looking at the suit is what I'm talking about. Not the not the them firing weapons at him and doing their hopping around. That was more or less distracting me for the fun.

780
01:08:06,576 --> 01:08:07,135
Of course.

781
01:08:08,143 --> 01:08:12,719
And then the Angiris fighting the ship, uh that was really, really cool.

782
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:21,119
That looks like if it were an actual turd it would be a very uncomfortable one to relieve yourself from

783
01:08:21,119 --> 01:08:26,140
Right. Yeah, what's Darren doing up there?

784
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:32,159
It was Dan. I think that made that joke.

785
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:35,760
Oh Dan.

786
01:08:36,239 --> 01:08:40,560
You come back, okay? Safe and sound.

787
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:47,520
See ya, sweetheart.

788
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:53,520
Alpha system exploded.

789
01:08:56,880 --> 01:09:00,239
Ready.

790
01:09:01,199 --> 01:09:03,359
The model work is really good too.

791
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:06,460
The compositing here looks great.

792
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:11,640
Alright, so the ship's getting launched. They're gonna let Godzilla go.

793
01:09:12,304 --> 01:09:15,904
After a full hour of setup, we're finally getting Godzilla back on screen.

794
01:09:15,904 --> 01:09:16,863
Jesus Christ.

795
01:09:17,344 --> 01:09:19,264
There we fucking go.

796
01:09:19,264 --> 01:09:22,623
Godzilla has less screen time in this film than a lot of the other films.

797
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:27,600
Yeah, you are.

798
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:30,960
Of the human race.

799
01:09:32,399 --> 01:09:34,319
No pressure guys.

800
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:35,760
No pressure.

801
01:09:37,199 --> 01:09:38,880
Oh they said the title.

802
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:41,760
He's in it. He's in the nail. I did it. I love you.

803
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:47,039
What he should have said is What he should have said is we're gonna go get Godzilla Final Wars.

804
01:09:47,039 --> 01:09:48,699
Final wars.

805
01:09:51,119 --> 01:09:55,439
It's time for the wars, everyone. The final wars.

806
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:05,760
So yeah, I guess after that battle with Mant uh Manda, they decommissioned the Matango and then it got repaired.

807
01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:09,119
For this to happen.

808
01:10:09,119 --> 01:10:11,739
Ah, this poor scientist lady.

809
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:15,359
Yeah, pretty much every city has been destroyed.

810
01:10:15,359 --> 01:10:17,020
Hey look, the fascist dude.

811
01:10:18,479 --> 01:10:19,920
Is dead. Good.

812
01:10:20,399 --> 01:10:22,300
No, he's just damaged.

813
01:10:24,015 --> 01:10:29,296
That's a different dude. That wasn't the fascist dressed up dude. The fascist dressed up dude was actually our hero, I think.

814
01:10:29,823 --> 01:10:31,984
I don't know.

815
01:10:31,984 --> 01:10:33,904
Yeah, I don't know what the hell's going on anymore.

816
01:10:33,904 --> 01:10:34,863
Do not care.

817
01:10:34,863 --> 01:10:38,224
'Cause that guy's got a long coat. I don't know, he's dressed like a fascist.

818
01:10:38,224 --> 01:10:40,064
Not all long coats are fascist.

819
01:10:40,912 --> 01:10:48,832
Well I know,'cause I wear a long winter coat, but damn it. I you would you add the fucking armbands to it, just saying.

820
01:10:48,832 --> 01:10:50,511
Yeah, don't put armbands on your coats.

821
01:10:50,511 --> 01:10:51,101
No.

822
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:59,039
Here's a little bit of a reference back to like Son of Godzilla era with the the Hawaiian shirts, the little baby.

823
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:02,640
And then the funky uh music going on in the background.

824
01:11:06,015 --> 01:11:12,496
So I think Monarch borrowed pretty heavily from this where they have facilities monitoring and making sure that kaijus stay dormant.

825
01:11:13,456 --> 01:11:14,416
But I like it.

826
01:11:14,416 --> 01:11:18,256
My uh my wife really wants to watch uh that stuff.

827
01:11:18,256 --> 01:11:19,216
Oh, the monarch series?

828
01:11:20,511 --> 01:11:21,231
Really?

829
01:11:21,231 --> 01:11:24,112
And then sh she saved it, so she wants to really watch that.

830
01:11:24,112 --> 01:11:31,408
Uh y it really ties into the movies, so you kinda have to follow the movies for like what they set up for the plot line.

831
01:11:31,583 --> 01:11:41,904
Yeah. It also jumps around in time before all of the movies. So uh as long as you're pretty caught up on the Monsterverse movies, the Monsterverse T V series will work for you just fine.

832
01:11:41,904 --> 01:11:43,673
She'll probably enjoy it.

833
01:11:43,967 --> 01:11:47,087
Oh yeah. I mean she's seen them all, right? So she should know.

834
01:11:47,087 --> 01:11:49,488
I mean, she knows enough.

835
01:11:49,488 --> 01:11:56,560
Also, I mean most people are just watching it'cause Kurt Russell and Wyatt Russell are both in there being super hot and playing the same character young and old.

836
01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:59,152
Yeah, that's true.

837
01:11:59,152 --> 01:12:04,431
Like most people are watching it'cause they're super hot. I'm watching it because they're playing the same character young and old and I think that's cool.

838
01:12:04,431 --> 01:12:07,311
I mean that's a ingenious way to do it.

839
01:12:07,311 --> 01:12:10,192
Yeah,'cause they look exactly the fucking same.

840
01:12:12,032 --> 01:12:18,942
He doesn't look very much like his mom at all. He looks so much more like his dad. All he really got was his mom's hair color, I think, and that's it.

841
01:12:19,439 --> 01:12:25,199
Yeah, so here's our badass flying version of Gygan that can really do some damage.

842
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:29,979
I don't and he's trying to stop them from unleashing Godzilla.

843
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:43,680
See I don't even mind the ships fighting the kaiju because we're pretty used to that with the super axe and all of that kind of stuff.

844
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:47,520
I mean a as long as there's a kind jewel route, man, we haven't had one in a while.

845
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:51,359
Yeah. And you're winning me back by bringing Guy Gan back in for this.

846
01:12:53,279 --> 01:12:55,199
Alright. They're winning us back.

847
01:12:55,199 --> 01:12:58,560
They just thawed out the Duke and you know how pissed off he's gonna be.

848
01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:04,319
अहाँ, I just thought out the Duke.

849
01:13:04,319 --> 01:13:06,239
Yep, there you go.

850
01:13:07,199 --> 01:13:10,680
First thing Godzilla does when he wakes up is he fucking murders a kaiju.

851
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:22,560
Yeah, so you know he's pissed off'cause he's cold blooded and living off of uh atomic energy and he's been frozen in the tund in

852
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:24,479
Oh you play all right, motherfuckers.

853
01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:27,359
Yeah.

854
01:13:27,359 --> 01:13:30,359
I'm real tired of everyone's soreshit today.

855
01:13:30,359 --> 01:13:31,800
I feel bad for these guys.

856
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:35,520
Oh yeah, they're gonna just die, huh?

857
01:13:36,479 --> 01:13:46,560
Uh oh. And he was like, What the fuck was that? He literally Godzilla woke up and chose violence. Literally.

858
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:48,960
Well one doesn't wake up and choose one.

859
01:13:53,760 --> 01:14:05,760
You remember the thing that I said about when Godzilla uses his atomic breath to kill things and how fast like all the fights end when he does? Okay. This movie is the one that I told you about how it's actually really disappointing when he kills them too fast.

860
01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:10,920
It's not happening yet, but when it does happen you're gonna be like, Wow, that was really quick.

861
01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:12,359
Well he just did it now.

862
01:14:12,359 --> 01:14:13,039
Yeah, see?

863
01:14:13,224 --> 01:14:15,863
Holy shit!

864
01:14:15,863 --> 01:14:21,144
The one director who got it right where he was like, No, the atomic breath would pretty much just murder everything really fast.

865
01:14:21,144 --> 01:14:24,024
My robot chicken, I guess.

866
01:14:24,024 --> 01:14:30,720
Yeah Your first mistake was bringing a guy Gan to a Godzilla fight.

867
01:14:37,199 --> 01:14:38,399
Here, I love this speech.

868
01:14:38,399 --> 01:14:41,039
You don't know about the earth. One is me.

869
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:43,899
And the other is Godzilla.

870
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,920
It'll be a pleasure to take.

871
01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:00,239
Meanwhile, your Godzilla can deal with...

872
01:15:03,872 --> 01:15:06,960
That dramatic gesture means he's bringing in more monsters.

873
01:15:07,344 --> 01:15:10,944
And God says that was like, oh good. I'm hungry.

874
01:15:10,944 --> 01:15:22,323
Yeah. Seriously, if you run a timer, I think it's like fifteen minutes of screen time for Godzilla in total, and counting all the times that he murders everybody. Like all the other kaiju, like it's that little a time.

875
01:15:22,344 --> 01:15:33,144
You guys like alright I'm gonna kill you guys they're like oh fuck Yeah we need you guys to uh send some reinforcements of other monsters so he kills something else.

876
01:15:33,144 --> 01:15:42,863
Yeah, so I think they're gonna start doing the thing that uh you you get where they're trying to lead him to the next battle and not get killed like in a Freddy versus Jason.

877
01:15:42,863 --> 01:15:43,823
Uh yeah, yeah.

878
01:15:43,823 --> 01:15:45,743
Where they go to get Jason to fight Freddie for.

879
01:15:45,743 --> 01:15:48,623
I uh I gotcha.

880
01:15:48,623 --> 01:15:51,583
Not really go to get'em, but try to get'em to fight.

881
01:15:53,039 --> 01:15:57,600
The only thing we won't get in this is a good old-fashioned Sirizawa, let them fight action.

882
01:15:57,600 --> 01:15:58,560
Uh

883
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:00,699
Only weapons in the monster verse.

884
01:16:01,199 --> 01:16:02,640
Darn it.

885
01:16:04,319 --> 01:16:05,500
where we are.

886
01:16:08,159 --> 01:16:11,279
Maybe God's like me neither man.

887
01:16:11,279 --> 01:16:18,479
You're about to see one of the most ridiculous things that also became a really funny meme from this movie. And it has to do with that grandpa, that kid and that Manila.

888
01:16:18,479 --> 01:16:19,920
Ha ha ha.

889
01:16:24,224 --> 01:16:26,960
Every time this guy shows up on screen it kills my mood.

890
01:16:28,144 --> 01:16:30,783
Here's your sum forty one score for another kaiju murder.

891
01:16:30,783 --> 01:16:37,984
Ah oh yep, here we go. Time to get real disrespectful.

892
01:16:37,984 --> 01:16:42,304
Yeah, um I don't know how to say this, but it ain't gonna last long.

893
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:52,800
Yep, tail flap like Godzilla would do.

894
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:57,819
Yep. And then again. Oh man.

895
01:16:58,319 --> 01:17:02,640
Again, they show just how powerful this atomic wreath truly is.

896
01:17:04,079 --> 01:17:07,439
Well who knew aliens would throw temper tantrums

897
01:17:11,568 --> 01:17:13,247
That's why I always call it Zilla Tunahead.

898
01:17:13,247 --> 01:17:22,847
by the way. Yeah. Tunahead wasn't up to bud shit. God damn. Well, we disrespected their whole entire thing, so might as well do it to us.

899
01:17:22,847 --> 01:17:26,547
Here's the funny thing though, after Zila's appearance in this movie.

900
01:17:27,287 --> 01:17:35,448
Tans started warming up to him as a kaiju in the Godzilla universe in this context, and he shows up in some of the fighting games and everything. That's a

901
01:17:36,887 --> 01:17:40,247
Did you see that web? It's a specialist cock kubu cocky there.

902
01:17:40,247 --> 01:17:44,688
Oh my god. Uh he's gotta get checked out. Yeah. Your shit should be yellow.

903
01:17:44,688 --> 01:17:48,047
Yeah, but also it shouldn't form webs automatically like that.

904
01:17:48,528 --> 01:17:49,488
Really cool superpower.

905
01:17:49,488 --> 01:17:54,720
Yeah I don't know what that hole looks like, but

906
01:17:54,720 --> 01:17:56,640
Oh I know what that looks like.

907
01:17:58,319 --> 01:18:04,319
Oh god's like yeah you're done

908
01:18:04,319 --> 01:18:09,600
Yeah this should be just instead of Final Wars this should have just been called Godzilla Kills the Kaiju Universe.

909
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:10,560
Yeah, yeah

910
01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:14,880
I don't know, Spika might a li Spika might have lived through that, but probably not.

911
01:18:14,880 --> 01:18:16,319
Uh probably not.

912
01:18:16,319 --> 01:18:18,460
That's a heck of a freaking threat.

913
01:18:19,439 --> 01:18:22,079
Oh, he may have lived through it, but he ain't happy.

914
01:18:22,079 --> 01:18:24,479
He ain't coming back to be more trouble till later.

915
01:18:24,479 --> 01:18:26,619
No. He's like, you know what, I'm done.

916
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:33,119
I for one am not gonna listen to my alien overlords now.

917
01:18:33,119 --> 01:18:35,039
Godzilla doesn't care about your plans.

918
01:18:35,039 --> 01:18:37,439
Nope.

919
01:18:37,439 --> 01:18:40,800
And he's not protecting Earth, he just hates all of these other kaiju.

920
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:43,680
He just hates everything. So he sees what he

921
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:47,520
He hates kaiju more He hates kaiju more than he hates um human syllabus.

922
01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:55,680
Well probably because he's like bullshit, that's my fucking job to kill all the humans. See what the fuck are you guys doing? Yeah.

923
01:18:55,680 --> 01:18:59,039
The one weird thing about this Godzilla is the little ears they put on him.

924
01:19:00,479 --> 01:19:03,359
This is like the only Godzilla sculpt that has like ears, ears that I can think of.

925
01:19:03,359 --> 01:19:04,659
That is true.

926
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:06,960
I don't mind it.

927
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:10,319
Oh I thought he was gonna rip the arms off. I was gonna be like that's it.

928
01:19:10,319 --> 01:19:11,760
Great.

929
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:13,680
Uh oh.

930
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:18,720
He akido threw him into spiking himself so that now he's not a problem.

931
01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:19,680
It's got to be.

932
01:19:21,247 --> 01:19:23,167
He's one tough dude.

933
01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:25,359
I do have a

934
01:19:25,359 --> 01:19:27,760
That Godzilla's what tough dude.

935
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:39,159
I do have this uh sculpt of Godzilla or this particular suit as an action figure as well. I bought just about everything that was in the neck a line because they were relatively affordable and the Godzilla's were really cool.

936
01:19:39,887 --> 01:19:40,560
Great.

937
01:19:41,695 --> 01:19:48,912
Although I've heard they've had quality control issues, but when I buy mine I always made sure that I bought them direct from NECA.

938
01:19:49,216 --> 01:19:49,935
Yeah.

939
01:19:49,935 --> 01:19:58,095
So that I was like, uh guys, you sent me this and it's all messed up if that happened. And I always lucked out from ordering directly from them.

940
01:19:58,095 --> 01:20:01,176
But I yeah. I it's always better to order direct.

941
01:20:01,743 --> 01:20:03,904
Yeah. Especially for the collectibles.

942
01:20:03,904 --> 01:20:04,863
Yeah.

943
01:20:07,104 --> 01:20:15,775
But also NECA was having their stuff produced somewhere overseas. So a bunch of a bunch of knockoffs of their sculpts were being produced.

944
01:20:16,256 --> 01:20:27,152
And released too. And I think that's yeah. Like I think that's where people were kind of running into it that uh you know, the figures weren't that great because they were the knockoff versions that some people were getting.

945
01:20:27,152 --> 01:20:27,631
Bye.

946
01:20:27,631 --> 01:20:29,072
Or bootlegs of them.

947
01:20:29,072 --> 01:20:30,712
That makes a lot of sense. Yeah.

948
01:20:32,384 --> 01:20:35,503
Yeah, you alright? I mean the world's gone.

949
01:20:35,503 --> 01:20:42,703
I mean I'm not all right now'cause you stopped bringing kaiju fights and we got forty eight minutes left and how much of this do I have to put up with before more kaiju fights?

950
01:20:42,703 --> 01:20:44,384
Exactly.

951
01:20:44,927 --> 01:20:48,783
What are you gonna tell me how much you love each other again? Fucking lame.

952
01:20:49,648 --> 01:21:01,408
Man, we got a lot of stuff planned out already. Like to do th those miniseries are gonna be a while. We're gonna be on those for a while. Maybe we should do that as like we'll do one and then we'll go back to like regular movies and then we'll go and do the other miniseries.

953
01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:10,800
Cause I the more I think about it, the more I'm like an entire series of those is gonna be a lot of work and we're gonna probably need to break them up.

954
01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:12,720
Yeah, that's gonna be a lot.

955
01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:15,600
Yeah. I can't believe you didn't remember that we covered it already.

956
01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:16,829
I know, I can't believe that either.

957
01:21:17,391 --> 01:21:18,591
Weird.

958
01:21:18,591 --> 01:21:20,992
We haven't done the new version of it, so that's a possibility.

959
01:21:20,992 --> 01:21:25,662
I mean maybe but I mean I don't know. We already did with Tim Curry it, that's all you need.

960
01:21:27,007 --> 01:21:33,967
Yeah. Tim Curry is the Pennywise for a lot of people. Bill Skarsgar's Pennywise is pretty fucking terrifying though.

961
01:21:33,967 --> 01:21:39,872
Yeah. No, no, no. I I'm not saying that. I'm just I won't let go of my youth.

962
01:21:39,872 --> 01:21:47,792
No, I still love that to this day. I still watch that version of it every now and then. Here we go. This is the thing I was talking about.

963
01:21:47,792 --> 01:21:48,572
Oh god.

964
01:21:49,952 --> 01:21:55,712
ヘッヘッヘッヘッヘッヘッヘッ What the hell are they doing?

965
01:21:55,712 --> 01:21:58,351
Letting the Kai's trying to drive.

966
01:21:58,351 --> 01:22:00,752
Drive, Kaiju, drive!

967
01:22:00,752 --> 01:22:02,192
Another grandma's boy reference.

968
01:22:02,192 --> 01:22:03,292
No, the graph.

969
01:22:04,720 --> 01:22:09,359
I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house.

970
01:22:15,119 --> 01:22:18,960
Man that sculpt for Godzilla is great. And the Angierus looks really good too.

971
01:22:19,439 --> 01:22:20,880
Uh oh.

972
01:22:21,359 --> 01:22:28,319
Yeah, I've pretty much already decided that all the sculpts from this movie are good enough to be kaiju tattoos, pretty much I like the looks enough.

973
01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:31,899
But you know, the rest of the movie I'm not as big.

974
01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:35,760
Kaiju action for most of our

975
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:48,479
Yeah, I made the mistake of thinking that this would be the one that I should show to Bev because it has all of the kaiju in it and it's you know a little more modern so she'd be able to appreciate them more.

976
01:22:48,960 --> 01:22:53,760
And then the movie does stuff like this where Not killing three kaiju at once.

977
01:22:58,319 --> 01:23:00,479
Yep, sliding to a stop. Godzilla.

978
01:23:00,479 --> 01:23:01,180
Yeah.

979
01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:06,239
Clearly this Godzilla has been studying some martial arts.

980
01:23:06,239 --> 01:23:06,720
That's...

981
01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:11,039
He's no longer doing the bold rustling moves, he's doing like a keto flips and stuff.

982
01:23:11,039 --> 01:23:13,920
Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok

983
01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:20,760
uh now we got pro wrestling he's got a a nice suplex body toss there onto Anguirus. That would have hurt.

984
01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:27,000
Yeah. Jesus Christ. Get out the car, you fucking kaiju trying to drive. You don't even know how.

985
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,880
I think it's funny that the kaiju figured out how to open the door for them.

986
01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:31,420
Yeah.

987
01:23:36,239 --> 01:23:40,800
Yeah, it'd be funny if Manila gets killed too, if Godzilla's that fucking pissed off.

988
01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:42,460
Yeah, right.

989
01:23:44,399 --> 01:23:46,560
Uh oh.

990
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:47,520
Yeah, that can't be best.

991
01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:50,140
Nope. Oh

992
01:23:52,079 --> 01:23:57,119
Yep, two kaijus at once. He can't fight them both at the same time.

993
01:24:01,199 --> 01:24:03,359
Right into him.

994
01:24:03,359 --> 01:24:11,520
Yeah. I just think that this Godzilla has been practicing knocking things out of the air with his tail because he seems really good.

995
01:24:12,479 --> 01:24:17,760
And now they're soccer balling Angirus at him. At each other. Oh, he missed the goal.

996
01:24:21,720 --> 01:24:23,260
He got the goal.

997
01:24:24,239 --> 01:24:25,680
Up all this life!

998
01:24:29,279 --> 01:24:31,420
This King Caesar sculpt is really great too.

999
01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:39,359
Yeah, he does they do all three of these characters really dirty. All three kaiju get done real dirty in this fight.

1000
01:24:39,359 --> 01:24:43,199
Oh man, stack em and mend em. That's all he does.

1001
01:24:43,199 --> 01:24:44,380
Just wait.

1002
01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:51,840
And yeah, here we see him

1003
01:24:51,840 --> 01:24:52,539
Cheers.

1004
01:24:53,520 --> 01:24:56,159
The smoke rings. They never stop with.

1005
01:24:57,840 --> 01:25:00,220
Now this was a decision that was certainly made.

1006
01:25:00,720 --> 01:25:02,399
What the hell?

1007
01:25:02,399 --> 01:25:04,539
I remember I told you he grows? Yeah, he grows.

1008
01:25:05,039 --> 01:25:11,039
And becomes like you know, full size, not just human sized to run around with them.

1009
01:25:11,039 --> 01:25:12,000
Oh.

1010
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:13,439
It's weird.

1011
01:25:13,439 --> 01:25:14,619
That is weird.

1012
01:25:19,199 --> 01:25:26,159
I'm not sure I even like the design for the alien ship. It's like it wants to be a phantasm ball, but it can't make up its mind.

1013
01:25:26,159 --> 01:25:27,130
Yeah, right?

1014
01:25:28,399 --> 01:25:32,000
surprised they didn't go with like a big saucers like Independence Day.

1015
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:35,359
Or just a giant cube like from Star Trek Generation.

1016
01:25:35,359 --> 01:25:36,319
Yeah, like the board.

1017
01:25:36,319 --> 01:25:40,640
Yeah, like a board cube but like the really big one from like the later Star Trek movies. Yeah.

1018
01:25:54,239 --> 01:25:58,560
Yeah, all of this stuff like I I'm not saying anything'cause I'm like, well what do I even comment? Yeah.

1019
01:25:58,560 --> 01:26:00,000
What do we even say right now?

1020
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:04,060
Yeah. It's more of that frenetic editing, it's more of that hard to follow style stuff.

1021
01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:13,439
So this guy apparently got cured by getting his ass kicked from being controlled by the Zalian and now he's gonna join up, I guess, is what you're hinting at.

1022
01:26:13,439 --> 01:26:14,619
Why not?

1023
01:26:16,319 --> 01:26:18,239
Oh, it has a maser on the drill.

1024
01:26:18,239 --> 01:26:19,899
It's a maser.

1025
01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:22,079
And a blazer.

1026
01:26:22,079 --> 01:26:23,520
And a blazer.

1027
01:26:26,159 --> 01:26:27,119
Identify who it is!

1028
01:26:29,760 --> 01:26:34,079
Yeah, we are an hour and twenty-two minutes into this and we've had very little kaiju fight.

1029
01:26:35,039 --> 01:26:35,739
Design.

1030
01:26:36,239 --> 01:26:38,640
He's like, hey everyone.

1031
01:26:40,079 --> 01:26:41,039
He's gonna be able to do that.

1032
01:26:42,720 --> 01:26:44,380
Yep.

1033
01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:49,439
Hello boys! I'm back!

1034
01:26:49,439 --> 01:26:51,359
Is that the Randy Quaid line before he died?

1035
01:26:51,359 --> 01:26:57,119
Yep. Yeah. Randy Quaid, before he became really insane.

1036
01:26:57,119 --> 01:27:00,479
Or before we knew how insane he really was, I don't know which was which.

1037
01:27:00,479 --> 01:27:04,800
That's also true. Cause he could've always been this crazy.

1038
01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:07,680
You don't pick the kind of roles that he picked.

1039
01:27:08,039 --> 01:27:08,760
Right.

1040
01:27:08,760 --> 01:27:12,600
And not be a little nutty.

1041
01:27:12,600 --> 01:27:13,560
Yeah.

1042
01:27:13,560 --> 01:27:16,920
That Quaid family, I tell you.

1043
01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:21,819
I don't know, Dennis Quaid seems like he was okay. I don't know if I never really heard any stories about him.

1044
01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:24,479
Oh he's he's major trumper.

1045
01:27:24,479 --> 01:27:25,920
Oh really? That's makes me sad.

1046
01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:29,279
Dennis Quaid? Yeah. He came out as a major trumper.

1047
01:27:30,239 --> 01:27:33,600
Trump's a great president, looks up for the little guy, all that horseshit.

1048
01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:36,000
Was that in the first term or just recently?

1049
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:48,960
Uh just recently he came out like that. Uh but I'm uh under the belief he's always been that way. But I heard it like right before Trump's current presidency, like when they're during the election and everything.

1050
01:27:48,960 --> 01:27:53,760
Well it's one of those like Zachary Levy endorsements that breaks your heart when it happens, I gotcha.

1051
01:27:53,760 --> 01:27:54,720
Exactly.

1052
01:27:54,720 --> 01:27:59,859
I wonder how Dennis Quaid is dealing with that. His or Dennis Quaid's kid, Jack, is dealing with that.

1053
01:27:59,880 --> 01:28:10,439
He's like I love my dad but I he's said I love my dad but I just don't agree with his deals and what we voted for.

1054
01:28:10,439 --> 01:28:11,880
Yeah, I can't say I blame him.

1055
01:28:12,359 --> 01:28:13,659
Yeah.

1056
01:28:15,600 --> 01:28:19,359
See this stuff is okay.

1057
01:28:20,319 --> 01:28:22,239
It's not kaiju interview.

1058
01:28:23,199 --> 01:28:29,920
Yeah, well it's early twenty aughts still, so Yeah. I mean twenty four two thousand and four still had some rough C D here and there.

1059
01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:37,920
I don't know, I think I like the console chair in this ship just a little bit more, even though it's very similar to the other one that you said you liked.

1060
01:28:37,920 --> 01:28:38,619
Yeah.

1061
01:28:43,920 --> 01:28:48,479
I still think I should have built a TARDIS to be my recording studio desk. A TARDIS click.

1062
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:55,199
'Cause I could throw all the shit that I needed to actually have it operate into the console.

1063
01:28:55,199 --> 01:28:56,640
Yeah, right.

1064
01:28:56,640 --> 01:28:59,739
But then I'd have to stand up to record because I couldn't sit at the TARCI.

1065
01:29:00,239 --> 01:29:11,279
Yeah. No, I guess that's true. I always thought about set up when uh my son was younger and really into Doctor Who setting up a uh TARDIS console for him. It's a little fun play thing.

1066
01:29:13,024 --> 01:29:18,543
Yeah, you could just basically build it out of like leftover switches and things. It doesn't really have to look like anything in particular.

1067
01:29:18,543 --> 01:29:19,984
Exactly.

1068
01:29:19,984 --> 01:29:23,344
Unless you're trying to mimic a certain what what do they call it in the

1069
01:29:23,344 --> 01:29:26,713
He would have been fine just with a m Matra.

1070
01:29:27,072 --> 01:29:28,752
Although she's going to die too.

1071
01:29:28,752 --> 01:29:29,712
What?

1072
01:29:29,712 --> 01:29:31,152
She's probably going to die too.

1073
01:29:31,152 --> 01:29:34,032
Oh yeah. But I mean she's good bro, right?

1074
01:29:34,032 --> 01:29:35,886
Maybe. Here's Hattera.

1075
01:29:35,886 --> 01:29:37,520
Oh.

1076
01:29:37,520 --> 01:29:39,920
Hetera's a difficult sculpt to get right.

1077
01:29:41,840 --> 01:29:44,239
He just killed a hetero with an Ebera.

1078
01:29:44,239 --> 01:29:46,159
Oh Jesus Christ.

1079
01:29:46,159 --> 01:29:48,829
Yeah, he just threw a Ebera into a Hetera.

1080
01:29:49,456 --> 01:29:52,576
and stabbed it with the claws. Now that's a good death.

1081
01:29:52,576 --> 01:29:53,496
Right.

1082
01:29:55,439 --> 01:30:00,720
Yeah, a lot of these he defeats, but he doesn't actually necessarily kill all of them, but then he does kill some of them.

1083
01:30:05,279 --> 01:30:10,319
I always remember this that he literally kills all of them. Like he just burns them alive after they're all done.

1084
01:30:13,680 --> 01:30:17,520
Uh oh. Don Fry's in there with his creepy necklace.

1085
01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:20,640
Is that a Kaiju tooth? I think that's a Kaiju.

1086
01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:21,840
Yeah.

1087
01:30:21,840 --> 01:30:24,000
He seems like the kind of guy that would carry a kaiju too.

1088
01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:26,619
You definitely have a kaijo tooth, yeah.

1089
01:30:27,600 --> 01:30:29,760
I'll stab you with my Godzilla tooth.

1090
01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:31,199
Yeah.

1091
01:30:31,199 --> 01:30:37,680
There's two things you don't know about me or the the earth me and this kachu tooth I'm gonna stab you with.

1092
01:30:37,680 --> 01:30:39,600
Mm-hmm.

1093
01:30:42,960 --> 01:30:44,880
She's gonna wanna sword fight him.

1094
01:30:46,319 --> 01:30:49,920
He made the mistake of bringing the katana to a laser sword fight.

1095
01:30:49,920 --> 01:30:51,579
Yeah, right.

1096
01:30:52,800 --> 01:30:55,199
Tells me he's he's gonna wreck this bitch.

1097
01:30:55,680 --> 01:31:00,239
Um yeah, well he's Don Fry. He's about to go shirtless and kill a bunch of people with a sword, I'm sure.

1098
01:31:06,655 --> 01:31:08,496
Yeah, asshole.

1099
01:31:10,655 --> 01:31:15,216
I think he's the only person in a Godzilla universe that's allowed to swear at people like that.

1100
01:31:15,216 --> 01:31:16,655
That's it.

1101
01:31:16,655 --> 01:31:18,576
Yeah.'Cause they try to keep them pretty hip sided.

1102
01:31:18,576 --> 01:31:20,975
Did have a cigar hanging out of his mouth too.

1103
01:31:20,975 --> 01:31:25,216
Oh I know. He's the type of guy that needs to be chomping on a cigar and slashing people with his sword, right?

1104
01:31:26,144 --> 01:31:27,583
Exactly.

1105
01:31:27,583 --> 01:31:29,823
You've got that right for sure.

1106
01:31:35,920 --> 01:31:49,024
You know that mic arm that I was using that made all the noise when we were doing the commentaries in the studio? Yeah. I have moved it so many times during this commentary and without you here it has not made a single sound and I don't it's only noisy when you're around it. It's weird.

1107
01:31:49,920 --> 01:31:52,079
You used to

1108
01:31:52,079 --> 01:31:53,180
It is what it is.

1109
01:31:55,136 --> 01:31:58,015
Well, I still blame you.

1110
01:31:58,015 --> 01:32:05,176
Well, Danny, I've decided now every time we do any kind of commentary shows, I'm gonna do it under the guise of that filler time and we're gonna use the filler time song for that.

1111
01:32:05,536 --> 01:32:07,152
Yeah. Because, you know,

1112
01:32:07,359 --> 01:32:15,807
I had to Yeah, I had to I had to have that made with my lyrics, so um I'm gonna use it again and again.

1113
01:32:16,287 --> 01:32:23,007
I don't care. I mean like the older themes I I used for an entire year and I got so stick sick like sick of them I didn't want to hear them again.

1114
01:32:23,488 --> 01:32:25,268
Yeah. You know, but that one I'm gonna use again.

1115
01:32:25,287 --> 01:32:26,967
I would.

1116
01:32:26,967 --> 01:32:28,887
Every time we do a commentary it's a filler.

1117
01:32:28,887 --> 01:32:30,938
It's a fun goddamn song. Yeah.

1118
01:32:32,399 --> 01:32:42,960
I'm gonna try for each of our I'm gonna see if I can well, first of all, kind of afford it, but I'm gonna see if I can get a song created for lyrics for every

1119
01:32:43,439 --> 01:32:48,960
basically like subsets. So when we have our trucker movies I'm gonna try and we'll do one that's themed for that.

1120
01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:52,060
Um pre and post nineteen eighty you'll have the same thing.

1121
01:32:54,239 --> 01:32:55,680
Amen.

1122
01:32:55,680 --> 01:33:00,479
And then uh the car chase movies will have their own themes and that'll be pre and post. Um

1123
01:33:00,479 --> 01:33:01,199
Yeah.

1124
01:33:01,680 --> 01:33:05,020
I'm not sure exactly what I'll do, but we'll we'll come up with something.

1125
01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:07,199
We'll figure it out

1126
01:33:07,199 --> 01:33:07,899
Yeah.

1127
01:33:08,640 --> 01:33:12,655
So is there anything left? Uh oh.

1128
01:33:12,655 --> 01:33:24,768
Here's a new monster. This is I think they call him Monster X. And if you look at him, you know exactly what he's gonna transform into if you look at his head and his two like shoulder epaulette things that are sticking up or pads.

1129
01:33:25,728 --> 01:33:29,018
Well he's already an alien, but look at his head and the way he's sculpted.

1130
01:33:29,520 --> 01:33:31,199
What do you think he's gonna turn into, Matt?

1131
01:33:31,199 --> 01:33:33,600
Oh he's gonna turn to King Kidora.

1132
01:33:33,600 --> 01:33:44,380
Yep. But I'm looking I'm trying to find there's vinyl figures you can buy of Godzilla and this one's really hard for to come by in America for the Monster X and I've been trying to get it.

1133
01:33:47,279 --> 01:34:02,140
I've been buying the Toho vinyl sculpts that are less expensive because I can't believe how detailed they actually have made them recently. When I used to look at them, like even just a few years ago, they weren't that nice, but some of them Now.

1134
01:34:03,600 --> 01:34:06,239
Yeah, this Monster X is actually uh

1135
01:34:06,239 --> 01:34:08,159
Oh yeah, he's giving them some problems.

1136
01:34:08,159 --> 01:34:11,520
And it's cool looking. This is a cool design. This thing is scary.

1137
01:34:11,520 --> 01:34:13,180
It is.

1138
01:34:18,479 --> 01:34:21,600
I think your face is rubbing against your mic there.

1139
01:34:21,600 --> 01:34:25,439
Sorry nah, I was picking at my eye.

1140
01:34:25,439 --> 01:34:27,579
Ah, I can hear it.

1141
01:34:27,840 --> 01:34:30,479
Yeah.

1142
01:34:30,479 --> 01:34:35,760
Yeah, this is literally the first monster they put up against this Godzilla that has given him any trouble because we're coming up on the end.

1143
01:34:35,760 --> 01:34:39,712
Yeah, that's actually made him feel a little something here.

1144
01:34:39,712 --> 01:34:44,992
And when I say coming up on the end of the film, we still have thirty four minutes left. Why is there thirty four minutes left in this movie?

1145
01:34:47,039 --> 01:34:48,239
the same.

1146
01:34:48,239 --> 01:34:54,448
Hopefully Mothra's here to help Godzilla. Because I don't want to watch Mothra die again. But you know Mothra's probably gonna sacrifice herself to save.

1147
01:34:54,448 --> 01:34:58,528
And also I don't want to see Matra try to you know become evil.

1148
01:34:58,528 --> 01:35:00,927
Yeah, I don't want Mothra to be evil.

1149
01:35:00,927 --> 01:35:02,368
Monster has never been evil.

1150
01:35:02,368 --> 01:35:05,728
Here's the final form of Gagan, and this is the one I want to get the tattoos of.

1151
01:35:05,728 --> 01:35:06,688
Oh okay.

1152
01:35:06,688 --> 01:35:10,528
I mean, for obvious reasons, right? The chainsaw hands are fucking awesome.

1153
01:35:10,528 --> 01:35:13,047
Oh no, he's gonna yep, he's coming after Mothra.

1154
01:35:13,047 --> 01:35:19,199
Yeah. So Mothra's gonna sacrifice herself.

1155
01:35:20,159 --> 01:35:29,760
to take out Gygan probably. Or get taken out by Gygaan but weaken him. I forget how that happens. This Gygan is fucking sweet. That's the one I want to kind of get my tattoo of.

1156
01:35:30,239 --> 01:35:38,039
If I get a guy again tattoo, it's this one. But I do like the other design with the hook hands still. But come on man, who chainsaw hands, right?

1157
01:35:38,039 --> 01:35:40,060
Yeah, chainsaw hats. I mean the court.

1158
01:35:42,479 --> 01:35:46,800
Oh, he used the uh Mageiris attack.

1159
01:35:47,279 --> 01:35:51,600
Stabbed her in the abdomen or thorax with his tail.

1160
01:35:52,079 --> 01:35:53,279
Oh shit!

1161
01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:57,600
Man, that's not cool. Mothers gone.

1162
01:35:57,600 --> 01:35:59,279
Mobster's dead.

1163
01:35:59,760 --> 01:36:01,199
That was just wrong.

1164
01:36:01,199 --> 01:36:01,920
Fuck.

1165
01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:04,800
They did Mothra dirty. At least Godzilla didn't kill Mothra though.

1166
01:36:04,800 --> 01:36:06,960
Yeah, but they did moth with real dirty.

1167
01:36:09,840 --> 01:36:13,199
Well, Exiliens and Mutants are similar.

1168
01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:19,680
Thank you for explaining this to us.

1169
01:36:19,680 --> 01:36:20,640
Yes, thank you.

1170
01:36:23,520 --> 01:36:28,304
And M-based levels affects the level of telepathic ability.

1171
01:36:35,311 --> 01:36:36,752
So the commonly

1172
01:36:36,752 --> 01:36:40,112
We also wear guy liner, a lot of guy liner.

1173
01:36:40,591 --> 01:36:42,992
Very important our alien culture.

1174
01:36:42,992 --> 01:36:46,832
Free base is more commonly found among Earth than M base.

1175
01:36:46,832 --> 01:36:48,442
Yeah.

1176
01:36:54,176 --> 01:36:55,136
Oh here we go.

1177
01:36:56,336 --> 01:36:59,216
Yeah. Kaiser.

1178
01:36:59,216 --> 01:36:59,695
Okay.

1179
01:36:59,695 --> 01:37:01,615
Yeah, he's explaining how it works.

1180
01:37:01,615 --> 01:37:05,305
Hey man, your collar's a bit big too, I'm just saying.

1181
01:37:06,015 --> 01:37:06,975
It's so happens that

1182
01:37:06,975 --> 01:37:11,576
Is he mispronouncing Caesar? Is that what he's doing? He's a Kaiser, he's mispronouncing Caesar.

1183
01:37:12,703 --> 01:37:13,423
Ich denke so.

1184
01:37:13,423 --> 01:37:15,344
That's a fallout joke, folks.

1185
01:37:17,376 --> 01:37:21,423
Well you're not you're Roman, not German, so it would be Caesar.

1186
01:37:21,807 --> 01:37:23,488
Caesar.

1187
01:37:23,967 --> 01:37:24,927
Oh man.

1188
01:37:24,927 --> 01:37:29,728
I really love El Prinel's role, like her character work and So great.

1189
01:37:29,728 --> 01:37:31,167
Uh oh.

1190
01:37:31,167 --> 01:37:34,047
This is a legitimate threat. This monster acts as a legitimate.

1191
01:37:34,047 --> 01:37:36,787
Well I mean it's King Ghidorah for the most part.

1192
01:37:36,807 --> 01:37:41,847
Yeah, it's a uh King Ghidorah in a human suit look for him.

1193
01:37:41,847 --> 01:37:46,167
Hey, King Kidora has always been kind of a big threat to the

1194
01:37:46,167 --> 01:37:47,608
Multiple types.

1195
01:37:49,680 --> 01:37:52,319
Yeah, that guy Gan's fucking cool.

1196
01:37:52,319 --> 01:37:53,279
Yeah.

1197
01:37:53,279 --> 01:37:57,119
I see, I knew you I knew when you saw it you'd be like, Yeah, that's the one to get the tattoo of.

1198
01:37:57,119 --> 01:38:01,180
That's the one would be yeah, that guy Gaddis definitely. Yeah. Especially

1199
01:38:01,680 --> 01:38:05,279
I bought both the vinyl figures of the Gygans from this film.

1200
01:38:06,479 --> 01:38:09,600
But I always mess with the one with the chainsaw hands more.

1201
01:38:10,560 --> 01:38:13,680
Like I always pick it up and look at it and go, this one's so cool.

1202
01:38:13,680 --> 01:38:15,600
Psh, it's the bath.

1203
01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:20,159
I wonder if I could get a final war sculpt of uh.

1204
01:38:21,119 --> 01:38:22,800
Some of the other folks.

1205
01:38:22,800 --> 01:38:28,539
Calling me fucking cattle. Show you fucking cattle.

1206
01:38:29,520 --> 01:38:31,439
Oh boy.

1207
01:38:31,439 --> 01:38:32,859
Uh oh.

1208
01:38:36,239 --> 01:38:38,399
I think this is a setup. He's faking it.

1209
01:38:38,399 --> 01:38:39,100
Yeah.

1210
01:38:42,479 --> 01:38:45,840
Yeah.

1211
01:38:45,600 --> 01:38:48,239
Yeah, that guy can't so cool dude.

1212
01:38:48,239 --> 01:38:52,079
Yeah, I mean look at that thing. The sods, the everything.

1213
01:38:52,079 --> 01:39:00,032
And it makes sense that Guy Gan would be fighting with King Ghidorah because that's I mean Kingodoro was in every movie that Gygan was in pretty much.

1214
01:39:00,511 --> 01:39:02,431
But also King Ghidorah was in just a

1215
01:39:02,431 --> 01:39:05,792
Ha ha Hey, Mantra's back!

1216
01:39:05,792 --> 01:39:09,971
Oh, she did a double takedown flyby like they do to Godzilla from time to time.

1217
01:39:09,992 --> 01:39:10,800
Yeah.

1218
01:39:13,199 --> 01:39:16,079
He's like stop helping me. I can do this.

1219
01:39:17,039 --> 01:39:18,960
I'm a man.

1220
01:39:20,399 --> 01:39:23,520
Oh no.

1221
01:39:23,520 --> 01:39:24,000
Dagger?

1222
01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:26,399
Didn't the Maker Fairies give that to her?

1223
01:39:31,439 --> 01:39:33,119
And yet no moth are singing.

1224
01:39:33,807 --> 01:39:34,528
No.

1225
01:39:34,528 --> 01:39:35,007
Bummer.

1226
01:39:35,007 --> 01:39:37,887
No no yeah, we're the twins singing.

1227
01:39:37,887 --> 01:39:43,648
Twins showed up for a little bit. I think they gave that little magic dagger or whatever it was plot device.

1228
01:39:43,648 --> 01:39:45,087
and then they got the hell out of there

1229
01:39:45,087 --> 01:39:46,528
Yeah, and then they yeet it off screen.

1230
01:39:51,119 --> 01:39:54,960
Oh nothing. You were just trying to choke out Don Fry and somehow we're strong enough to do it.

1231
01:39:54,960 --> 01:39:58,560
And by the way, Dom Fry will always remember this.

1232
01:39:58,560 --> 01:39:59,520
You want the nap, bro?

1233
01:39:59,520 --> 01:40:02,140
He will get his vengeance on you.

1234
01:40:04,319 --> 01:40:08,640
I wanna see Mothra take off a piece of Gygain like she had done to her.

1235
01:40:09,119 --> 01:40:12,699
I don't know how she's standing in the air with her wings all clipped, but whatever.

1236
01:40:14,880 --> 01:40:19,199
Man, this guy Ganon is fucking deadly. Yeah, this one's really cool. This one's the good one to get the tattoo of.

1237
01:40:19,199 --> 01:40:21,119
Really good guy, Gan.

1238
01:40:21,119 --> 01:40:23,039
Well, really bad, but

1239
01:40:23,039 --> 01:40:27,359
Yeah, well I mean but really good. Really good at being really bad.

1240
01:40:27,359 --> 01:40:31,319
Yeah. This is an excellent design for a Gygan, for sure.

1241
01:40:31,319 --> 01:40:32,279
Yeah.

1242
01:40:32,279 --> 01:40:34,779
The biomechanical kaiju is really cool.

1243
01:40:35,279 --> 01:40:38,399
And he looks the most murderousy of all mur murder chickens.

1244
01:40:38,399 --> 01:40:41,500
Holy sh- Oh, what the hell's Chapit?

1245
01:40:43,920 --> 01:40:50,159
What I didn't even notice w oh, oh, cause fucking Mothra went super cyan.

1246
01:40:52,319 --> 01:40:54,000
Damn.

1247
01:40:54,000 --> 01:41:02,032
No, I think he fired the blades at Mothra. They missed and came back and cut off his own head and then she flew in while on fire and exploded him.

1248
01:41:02,992 --> 01:41:06,351
See I knew Mothra was gonna sacrifice herself. That's what people always have her do

1249
01:41:06,351 --> 01:41:07,792
Yeah.

1250
01:41:07,792 --> 01:41:09,231
And he is truly the one.

1251
01:41:09,231 --> 01:41:13,112
Well, he just went full ma you don't go full matrix.

1252
01:41:13,359 --> 01:41:15,039
Yeah, he went full Neo where he can control.

1253
01:41:15,039 --> 01:41:16,479
You would full Neo.

1254
01:41:16,479 --> 01:41:19,899
He can control their bullets with his superpowers.

1255
01:41:20,880 --> 01:41:25,439
If they go to his eyes that he sees nothing but like numbers, I'm gonna be like, Come on guys.

1256
01:41:25,439 --> 01:41:27,359
No, I don't think they're gonna go that far.

1257
01:41:27,359 --> 01:41:27,840
No.

1258
01:41:27,840 --> 01:41:29,020
At least I hope not.

1259
01:41:33,359 --> 01:41:40,560
So the aliens are gonna have a final smackdown fight in the middle of the ship while we're not watching Godzilla actually fight.

1260
01:41:41,279 --> 01:41:42,479
This is why we're going to do it.

1261
01:41:42,479 --> 01:41:46,319
I just wanna see uh the man uh uh fight with his sword.

1262
01:41:46,319 --> 01:41:48,239
Yeah, Don Fry have a little fight.

1263
01:41:49,296 --> 01:41:54,815
Yeah, so we got twenty seven minutes left. Yeah. And we're right back to f more fucking

1264
01:41:54,815 --> 01:41:55,775
More human shit.

1265
01:41:55,775 --> 01:41:59,256
Yeah, fighting with their you know, flair and panache that they do.

1266
01:42:02,015 --> 01:42:05,615
And again I don't hate this stuff, it just doesn't really I don't want to see this.

1267
01:42:05,615 --> 01:42:06,576
to go with this movie.

1268
01:42:06,576 --> 01:42:09,176
No, it doesn't fit right. It doesn't feel right at all. No.

1269
01:42:09,184 --> 01:42:13,264
It feels like they took two separate movies and smashed them together.

1270
01:42:13,264 --> 01:42:25,488
Yeah, yeah, well that's kinda how ver the guy who did verses works, right? That's kind of how like like I said, it's very frenetic, it's very weird paced, and the editing is jumping around like this, right?

1271
01:42:26,448 --> 01:42:30,287
Meanwhile, while that fight's happening, let's take you back to the actual kaiju battle you want to see.

1272
01:42:30,287 --> 01:42:34,304
Ha ha And back to your regularly scheduled kaiju battle.

1273
01:42:34,304 --> 01:42:38,623
Yeah, and it feels like there's more stuff that they shot for the battle that they didn't even include here.

1274
01:42:39,104 --> 01:42:43,904
Because like we come in and like stuff is already in progress and Godzilla's already getting the upper hand.

1275
01:42:47,760 --> 01:42:50,399
She shouldn't have rolled into the person with a sword like that.

1276
01:42:50,399 --> 01:42:51,359
No, right?

1277
01:42:57,600 --> 01:43:02,159
You think Don Fry was like, yeah, just go ahead and hit me to all the actors because he can take it?

1278
01:43:03,600 --> 01:43:06,028
There's a lot of pro wrestlers that were like that.

1279
01:43:06,735 --> 01:43:07,695
I don't think it's not a good thing.

1280
01:43:07,695 --> 01:43:13,086
Dom Fry sitting there like this. Uh you know this is real, I kill everyone in this room, right?

1281
01:43:13,264 --> 01:43:26,463
But it's like uh Keith David and Rowdy Piper, I do not think were actually pulling punches like to make it look more realistic. I think they were actually you know, like it was only when they were doing the stunts that could like really hurt them, like dropping on the street and stuff. Yeah. That they did.

1282
01:43:26,463 --> 01:43:27,904
I think you're right.

1283
01:43:27,904 --> 01:43:29,703
'Cause that really like some of the

1284
01:43:29,703 --> 01:43:34,503
though wrestlers if they do it right they're gonna be like you shouldn't ever even touch me

1285
01:43:35,944 --> 01:43:37,384
The mat stomp, yeah.

1286
01:43:37,384 --> 01:43:46,319
Yes. More wrestlers take more um uh pride in like yeah, when you take their move you never feel it.

1287
01:43:47,039 --> 01:43:54,960
Like you just got up and you you don't even feel nothing. When you even no matter what move of theirs you're taking. There's the pride in wrestling.

1288
01:43:54,960 --> 01:44:00,077
Yeah, because they can do that, make it look like it's something that really, really hurts, and then actuality it's just a stunt.

1289
01:44:00,077 --> 01:44:07,423
Yeah. That's what everyone says about Yokozuna. You you there it was like, Oh, you took a bonsai drop, what was it like? And they're like, You never felt it.

1290
01:44:08,448 --> 01:44:11,087
Yeah, he made it look like he was sitting on it, you never felt it.

1291
01:44:11,087 --> 01:44:13,728
That's incredible that he could do that. That's incredible.

1292
01:44:14,431 --> 01:44:14,927
Yeah.

1293
01:44:15,296 --> 01:44:20,207
See, I always just assumed and this probably cause I still stick to Kfabe in my childhood heart.

1294
01:44:21,167 --> 01:44:26,927
That they actually did stuff, but they actually could take the abuse. I mean, there's actual like cutting for blood and stuff.

1295
01:44:26,927 --> 01:44:30,207
There there are times where they are having to take stuff.

1296
01:44:31,376 --> 01:44:42,176
It does hurt them, you know, but but it then it's sometimes done an accident. Back body drops, you can't really stop. Like anything if you're landing on your back that you're just your back's taking the shit. Yeah.

1297
01:44:44,159 --> 01:44:49,439
But if you know how to land your back like stunt people know how to land and not hurt their back like that too. So

1298
01:44:49,439 --> 01:44:51,359
Yeah, but over time it won't matter.

1299
01:44:51,359 --> 01:45:03,119
Oh yeah, yeah. You can you you you got so many drops in you, right? Yeah. You got so many like pile drivers, you know, before you get unlucky. There's so many stunts you can do before something's gonna get your hurt. That's the way it works.

1300
01:45:04,560 --> 01:45:07,920
Oh, is he gonna sa yeah sacrifice himself now?

1301
01:45:08,399 --> 01:45:14,880
Uh I think what he said was what he truly believes. He'd rather die fighting than die hiding, so he's going in for more.

1302
01:45:17,760 --> 01:45:22,779
The subtroop outfits are kinda cool. The like sort of TLP with the black highlights. I don't mind those.

1303
01:45:24,239 --> 01:45:26,640
But again, I still think these outfits are stupid.

1304
01:45:27,600 --> 01:45:29,279
These two specifically.

1305
01:45:29,279 --> 01:45:29,979
Very stupid.

1306
01:45:31,680 --> 01:45:37,920
They're only looking like this because the Matrix was a thing that existed. I think pleather coats look like garbage bags most of the time.

1307
01:45:37,920 --> 01:45:41,500
They I mean they do.

1308
01:45:46,079 --> 01:45:51,840
I'm just waiting for you to make even more references to the guy from uh Grandma's Boy that uh JD

1309
01:45:54,960 --> 01:46:01,199
Later, turd nuggets. Uh he wants to do fist fights. Let's go.

1310
01:46:04,319 --> 01:46:09,359
H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!

1311
01:46:09,359 --> 01:46:14,159
They're aliens. Okay. They're wearing people faces, but they may not have

1312
01:46:14,159 --> 01:46:17,050
I okay, alright, alright.

1313
01:46:17,152 --> 01:46:19,792
Besides, I don't think Don Fry's gonna be a good thing.

1314
01:46:19,792 --> 01:46:20,752
Canceling me now.

1315
01:46:20,752 --> 01:46:21,231
I just

1316
01:46:21,231 --> 01:46:22,192
Your wokeness.

1317
01:46:22,192 --> 01:46:25,072
I just don't think Don Fry's gonna have a problem punching a woman, is what I'm saying.

1318
01:46:26,511 --> 01:46:31,628
I believe Don Fry's belief in that is, well, why can't I punch her in the face? I mean she has a face.

1319
01:46:31,628 --> 01:46:37,743
I y it dawns like this. Hey listen, I'm not sexist. I'll punch anybody.

1320
01:46:37,743 --> 01:46:40,144
They're stepping up the end of fight, of course you

1321
01:46:40,144 --> 01:46:45,904
I mean, listen, these women are they can do whatever men can do, including catch these hands.

1322
01:46:45,904 --> 01:46:49,373
Well, she struck him first, so that's fair game for him to defend himself.

1323
01:46:49,680 --> 01:46:52,079
Yeah.

1324
01:46:59,279 --> 01:47:00,479
Oh.

1325
01:47:00,479 --> 01:47:02,619
Jesus Christ, man, all right.

1326
01:47:05,520 --> 01:47:07,920
Yeah, see she was an alien.

1327
01:47:09,600 --> 01:47:13,680
But he's still only open handed.

1328
01:47:13,680 --> 01:47:16,079
Yeah, that's a bit sexist, right? The way that they did that. Yeah, yeah.

1329
01:47:16,079 --> 01:47:23,119
Yeah, I mean he should have just pulled on punched her. Saying like should have said something like Lady, you ain't no woman.

1330
01:47:23,119 --> 01:47:26,239
Hey, karate chopped her in the neck and knocked her out.

1331
01:47:28,384 --> 01:47:31,503
He keeps saying this, but nobody's acting like they are.

1332
01:47:31,503 --> 01:47:34,384
You keep calling us cattle. I I don't know, man.

1333
01:47:34,384 --> 01:47:38,463
Uh oh, they made him bleed his own blood. Nobody makes him bleed his own blood.

1334
01:47:43,391 --> 01:47:46,511
We keep referencing these movies. We'll probably have to cover those eventually.

1335
01:47:46,511 --> 01:47:49,341
I know, like dodgeball, grandma's boy.

1336
01:47:50,351 --> 01:47:55,391
I would totally cover grandma's boy, but I mean it's a danger because you could clip the whole fucking movie.

1337
01:47:55,391 --> 01:47:59,231
Yeah, well that's yeah, that would probably be more of one to do a commentary on.

1338
01:48:02,159 --> 01:48:05,039
We're not cattle. We're humans.

1339
01:48:09,359 --> 01:48:13,920
I think the new one is Kaiser Ghidorah or whatever. They call him something different, but it's basically King Ghidorah.

1340
01:48:13,920 --> 01:48:15,119
Yeah.

1341
01:48:17,520 --> 01:48:22,319
Oh see now he's extra superpowered because he powered up with that golden light.

1342
01:48:26,399 --> 01:48:30,239
He's gone full Neo, he's realized that numbers in the main

1343
01:48:30,239 --> 01:48:32,159
Break you.

1344
01:48:44,880 --> 01:48:47,039
That seems like an unnecessary flip.

1345
01:48:49,439 --> 01:48:53,039
Oh, the Godzilla do the same.

1346
01:48:53,039 --> 01:48:58,319
This reminds me of Indiana Jones in the Temple of Doom where Indies punch in the big guard that abused all the kids.

1347
01:48:58,319 --> 01:48:59,760
It's short rounds.

1348
01:48:59,760 --> 01:49:03,609
Is punching the prince kid that's like torturing in D. Yeah.

1349
01:49:04,688 --> 01:49:06,847
That was a cool shot actually, I like that.

1350
01:49:09,359 --> 01:49:11,039
It's the one time the human fighting element.

1351
01:49:11,039 --> 01:49:13,439
Can we get back to the kaiju fighting now?

1352
01:49:13,439 --> 01:49:17,979
That's why I liked it. I got to watch Cot Godzilla fight beaten on the other kaiju.

1353
01:49:19,680 --> 01:49:23,760
Yeah, why cut away from all the stuff that people came for is all the kind.

1354
01:49:23,760 --> 01:49:24,720
I just don't get it.

1355
01:49:24,720 --> 01:49:26,159
Like this is so dumb.

1356
01:49:26,159 --> 01:49:28,560
Nobody came for any of this.

1357
01:49:28,560 --> 01:49:30,479
This was so dumb. This flying through the

1358
01:49:30,479 --> 01:49:32,250
If you want to see this I'd watch the Matrix.

1359
01:49:32,416 --> 01:49:36,496
If I wanted to see this I'd watch a fucking anime that that Matrix was influenced by.

1360
01:49:36,496 --> 01:49:38,416
Yeah, right. Whatever.

1361
01:49:38,416 --> 01:49:39,376
I still like it.

1362
01:49:39,376 --> 01:49:40,815
The matrix, I watch the matrix.

1363
01:49:40,815 --> 01:49:42,845
Yeah, it's I still like the first matrix, but

1364
01:49:43,695 --> 01:49:46,815
Yeah, that was so dumb. All the flying through the air, like just pointless.

1365
01:49:46,815 --> 01:49:47,735
Yeah, right.

1366
01:49:51,119 --> 01:49:55,680
Oh now I think yeah, I think they call him Kaiser Ghidorah on this, I really don't remember anymore.

1367
01:49:56,159 --> 01:49:59,739
That maniacal laugh.

1368
01:50:00,720 --> 01:50:02,880
Yeah, right.

1369
01:50:04,800 --> 01:50:08,640
Eighteen minutes and we gotta wait for even more kaiju fights. Jesus, come on man.

1370
01:50:08,640 --> 01:50:10,300
Hurt my feelings.

1371
01:50:13,920 --> 01:50:15,359
Self-destructing!

1372
01:50:15,359 --> 01:50:19,680
Uh-oh, it's self-destructing!

1373
01:50:19,680 --> 01:50:22,079
Oh wow, this ship and I have that in common.

1374
01:50:22,079 --> 01:50:26,880
Yeah, I'm self-destructing too almost every day.

1375
01:50:26,880 --> 01:50:29,279
I'm self-destructing right before your very eyes, sir.

1376
01:50:31,680 --> 01:50:32,859
Commander!

1377
01:50:36,239 --> 01:50:42,960
The laser guns are kinda cool looking in their design, but the laser firing is a little leaving a little something to be desired.

1378
01:50:52,560 --> 01:50:55,680
Yeah, I remember they replaced him. Well this is the real him alive now. Yeah.

1379
01:50:59,279 --> 01:51:04,800
He's like, let's go. Stop sitting there enjoying yourselves.

1380
01:51:05,279 --> 01:51:06,239
This is a cloud.

1381
01:51:06,239 --> 01:51:09,819
I love how Don Fry's carrying a sword with him through the entire movie but he never

1382
01:51:11,039 --> 01:51:13,180
Never once fucking used it.

1383
01:51:17,520 --> 01:51:19,680
It's like his emotional support sword.

1384
01:51:21,840 --> 01:51:24,720
I gotta have it with me. It's important.

1385
01:51:25,920 --> 01:51:29,520
First time I killed a man was at this thing.

1386
01:51:29,520 --> 01:51:34,319
Yeah, he's gonna fire or he's gotta stab it into a column to fight, but he'll never use it.

1387
01:51:34,319 --> 01:51:37,199
To you that uh that samurai sword?

1388
01:51:38,159 --> 01:51:39,039
Bro, you can't fly.

1389
01:51:39,792 --> 01:51:48,671
That samurai sword is uh belonged to some other guy who tried to kill him with it. And so he killed him and then took it as a trophy.

1390
01:51:49,152 --> 01:51:50,622
That's why it's important to'em.

1391
01:51:55,920 --> 01:51:58,079
Up, finally got it to make that noise.

1392
01:51:58,079 --> 01:51:58,779
Yeah.

1393
01:52:01,199 --> 01:52:08,159
Now she's gotta learn how to fly the ship on In the most dangerous Yeah.

1394
01:52:08,159 --> 01:52:10,079
dangerous of environments.

1395
01:52:10,079 --> 01:52:13,180
Yeah. She's gonna be flying in for the very first time.

1396
01:52:15,840 --> 01:52:18,239
Didn't that mutant guy know how to fly this ship?

1397
01:52:18,239 --> 01:52:19,420
I thought it was a little bit more.

1398
01:52:23,520 --> 01:52:28,800
I'm really convinced that him holding his hands to the sky and raging is going to do something to stop the explosion.

1399
01:52:28,800 --> 01:52:30,000
Right.

1400
01:52:32,287 --> 01:52:34,448
Yep, this movie made some choices.

1401
01:52:34,448 --> 01:52:37,328
Some choices. Interesting choices.

1402
01:52:37,328 --> 01:52:40,207
These choices I think are good. Kaiju surrounded by fire.

1403
01:52:40,207 --> 01:52:44,528
Look at that! Oh, then a super big w oh man.

1404
01:52:44,528 --> 01:52:45,978
They're equally matched.

1405
01:52:46,207 --> 01:52:46,927
Yeah.

1406
01:52:46,927 --> 01:52:49,328
That was like some Dragon Ball Z fighting going on there.

1407
01:52:49,328 --> 01:52:50,287
That one.

1408
01:52:50,287 --> 01:52:53,118
They're just throwing power at each other and seeing what happens.

1409
01:52:54,207 --> 01:53:03,068
That's like if Sinestro and the Green Lantern like supercharge their rings and then they connect'em like they're trying to punch each other and they hit fists. Boom.

1410
01:53:03,823 --> 01:53:08,863
Yeah, a little known fact, Green Lantern is uh weak against yellow, so if you throw a banana at him, you're gonna hit him.

1411
01:53:08,863 --> 01:53:10,304
Yeah, it's you're good.

1412
01:53:10,800 --> 01:53:13,439
King or not King Kong, but Donkey Kong.

1413
01:53:14,399 --> 01:53:18,239
Donkey Kong and the Q Basic Gorilla could probably take out Green Lantern.

1414
01:53:18,239 --> 01:53:20,380
Way to go how you fucking push

1415
01:53:22,079 --> 01:53:23,260
Oh, here we go.

1416
01:53:26,880 --> 01:53:36,960
Yeah, so it's not technically King Ghidorah. It might be like the Daya Ghidorah from the Rebirth the Mothra series. Remember where it was like a Ghidorah with horse legs?

1417
01:53:36,960 --> 01:53:37,920
Oh yeah.

1418
01:53:37,920 --> 01:53:44,279
It was like all four legs and I think they might be doing that, but I forget exactly I think it's just straight up Ghidorah that they switch it into.

1419
01:53:44,760 --> 01:53:49,180
And you know what I'm not hating on these transitions even though they're a little rough for the CG.

1420
01:53:54,000 --> 01:54:00,960
If they bring him back as an actual suit in that sculpt, that's probably a design I might do for Ghidorah, because I kinda like that look.

1421
01:54:01,439 --> 01:54:02,880
Yep, here we go, the suit.

1422
01:54:02,880 --> 01:54:04,060
Yeah.

1423
01:54:05,039 --> 01:54:12,239
Yeah no he's it they give him a different name, then it's the coloring's off, so I'm gonna go with traditional ghidora a little bit more.

1424
01:54:13,920 --> 01:54:16,060
But I still like the sculpt, it's very cool.

1425
01:54:17,520 --> 01:54:27,359
It's like a mix of that. Yeah, no, he does have four legs, so he is like the one from Rebirth of Mothra. There you go. Yeah. That's I think this one's I think this one's called Kaiser Ghidorah because of that version of it.

1426
01:54:28,319 --> 01:54:31,680
So we don't actually get a full-fledged King Ghidorah, we get this version of it.

1427
01:54:37,199 --> 01:54:39,359
Still pretty cool, I like it.

1428
01:54:39,359 --> 01:54:41,500
Me too.

1429
01:54:43,920 --> 01:54:50,640
With a Godzilla that murders the rest of the Godzillaverse that quickly, you need to have a very powerful

1430
01:54:52,319 --> 01:54:54,460
Yeah. Oh no.

1431
01:54:54,960 --> 01:54:55,920
The lightning effects are

1432
01:54:56,399 --> 01:55:06,239
And they've overpowered all the other creatures to make this more intense, so having this like zero point energy with the yellow laser or lightning is fine by me.

1433
01:55:06,239 --> 01:55:11,380
It looks like we might oh shit now oh my god the building folly daughter is awesome.

1434
01:55:11,399 --> 01:55:15,119
I feel bad for the person in the suit, but that looked incredible.

1435
01:55:16,079 --> 01:55:23,520
The debris and the detritus going across with all of the explosions is really good in this. They took their time.

1436
01:55:23,520 --> 01:55:24,699
No, agreed.

1437
01:55:25,199 --> 01:55:30,720
Especially with all the kaiju battles when they go into the buildings, like they fall apart like actual cement and glass and

1438
01:55:30,720 --> 01:55:31,199
Yeah.

1439
01:55:31,199 --> 01:55:32,859
Looks very realistic, very well done.

1440
01:55:37,199 --> 01:55:43,439
Yeah, before go like a King Ghidorah would have to fly in the air and then drop down. This one just goes up on his hind legs.

1441
01:55:44,640 --> 01:55:49,920
I wonder why they went with the decision to have a four legged sort of like centaur for him.

1442
01:55:49,920 --> 01:55:54,239
Um probably thought it made him look more epic.

1443
01:55:54,239 --> 01:55:55,199
Yeah.

1444
01:55:55,199 --> 01:55:58,899
Oh, and an ounce drain'em like uh that one movie where the

1445
01:55:58,920 --> 01:55:59,760
Yep.

1446
01:56:01,439 --> 01:56:03,119
Uh-oh.

1447
01:56:03,119 --> 01:56:09,369
The Orga was yeah, there was a bunch of different monsters that kept trying to take Godzilla DNA throughout the years of the series.

1448
01:56:12,271 --> 01:56:17,311
He's holding his sword with the point down to the ground, which means the point is now gonna be dulled.

1449
01:56:17,311 --> 01:56:20,671
Yeah. I bet he sharpens it like all the fucking time though.

1450
01:56:20,671 --> 01:56:21,872
Yeah, maybe.

1451
01:56:21,872 --> 01:56:28,079
I mean come on. It's him. That's the only thing he does if he's not working is sharpening his sword.

1452
01:56:28,560 --> 01:56:30,720
Or trimming his mustache.

1453
01:56:31,920 --> 01:56:34,800
Proper mustache care is important.

1454
01:56:35,760 --> 01:56:38,159
Yeah, it should be square.

1455
01:56:41,760 --> 01:56:43,199
Sharpened off.

1456
01:56:43,199 --> 01:56:50,140
Yeah. Short mountain come on. And then you gotta decide are you gonna be clean shaven or have some uh have some stubble around it?

1457
01:56:50,640 --> 01:56:53,520
I chose to have some stubble around my

1458
01:56:54,000 --> 01:56:58,079
I never liked just a mustache for me. Yeah. I never

1459
01:56:58,079 --> 01:57:01,920
Certain oh it takes a certain man to be able to pull off just a mustache.

1460
01:57:01,920 --> 01:57:03,359
Well yeah, and if you're blonde

1461
01:57:03,359 --> 01:57:06,720
This guy and uh Tom Selleck. Those are the only two.

1462
01:57:06,720 --> 01:57:12,600
Yeah, well if you have blonde hair and you grow out a mustache sometimes it's just this weird flesh color that just doesn't look right.

1463
01:57:13,079 --> 01:57:16,920
You know, or it's just really, really light. Like in my case my mind.

1464
01:57:17,399 --> 01:57:21,239
has always been light, so I never grew it out unless I had the rest of my beard with it.

1465
01:57:22,800 --> 01:57:29,760
But then again I've also had some form of a beard since I was fifteen because I shave it and it grows out twenty minutes later.

1466
01:57:30,239 --> 01:57:31,680
Like Simpson, yeah.

1467
01:57:31,680 --> 01:57:33,600
Yeah.

1468
01:57:33,600 --> 01:57:34,779
Well, blew up the middle head.

1469
01:57:36,720 --> 01:57:40,800
That's the one that usually has all the control. Oh, did you see that?

1470
01:57:40,800 --> 01:57:42,720
Oh man, he ripped your hell off!

1471
01:57:42,720 --> 01:57:46,560
He shot one head off with the other. That's awesome.

1472
01:57:46,560 --> 01:57:49,439
Yeah, that's awesome. So now this one.

1473
01:57:49,439 --> 01:57:59,159
I always love that move. The toss over the shoulder of the empty suit. I always think that looks cool. See again, all of the debris flying up from the various pieces left down.

1474
01:57:59,640 --> 01:58:02,039
That attention to detail was really good.

1475
01:58:07,439 --> 01:58:10,079
Man, that final head's taking a beating.

1476
01:58:11,039 --> 01:58:14,880
All he has to do is kill the final head and then he's fine, but no he's gotta do this.

1477
01:58:14,880 --> 01:58:24,119
He's gotta uh well he's he's been like, Well you punished me long enough now it's he's gotta get some anger out. Oh Oh, whoa.

1478
01:58:24,119 --> 01:58:27,000
Yeah, it's a whip fire supercharged atomic round.

1479
01:58:27,000 --> 01:58:28,439
Just shoot him into space!

1480
01:58:28,439 --> 01:58:30,359
And burning him all the way.

1481
01:58:30,359 --> 01:58:30,939
Yep.

1482
01:58:31,920 --> 01:58:34,079
That's where the hole in the ozone layer came from.

1483
01:58:34,560 --> 01:58:36,479
That explosion in space.

1484
01:58:39,359 --> 01:58:40,800
That's our boy.

1485
01:58:40,800 --> 01:58:42,460
There's the man

1486
01:58:43,503 --> 01:58:44,703
We're down to ten minutes.

1487
01:58:47,583 --> 01:58:49,984
Yeah, he just transformed and then that was it, right?

1488
01:58:49,984 --> 01:58:51,423
Yeah, okay.

1489
01:58:51,423 --> 01:58:55,743
Well now that Godzilla's done with all the monsters, it's time to get everything else that ever pissed him off.

1490
01:58:55,743 --> 01:58:57,184
Yep.

1491
01:58:57,184 --> 01:58:58,144
He's going out.

1492
01:58:58,144 --> 01:59:03,600
Alright humans, back to your scheduled annihilation.

1493
01:59:04,560 --> 01:59:08,159
Well it's like you said, he'd rather die fighting than die hiding and uh

1494
01:59:08,159 --> 01:59:08,640
That's right.

1495
01:59:08,640 --> 01:59:14,880
Now they have to try and figure out a way to put Godzilla back without the ship that actually successfully First time.

1496
01:59:14,880 --> 01:59:16,060
After

1497
01:59:20,399 --> 01:59:22,800
All systems have shut down.

1498
01:59:28,703 --> 01:59:29,264
No.

1499
01:59:30,399 --> 01:59:36,640
Yeah, he's always stabbing the sword into stuff like stone too, so he's very seriously not concerned about keeping the edge at all.

1500
01:59:37,119 --> 01:59:40,600
Or maybe it's a special sword that the edge is just always sharp.

1501
01:59:41,520 --> 01:59:42,720
Oh, it's like cursed.

1502
01:59:42,720 --> 01:59:46,779
Yeah, or something. Made out of a metal that doesn't dull.

1503
01:59:50,159 --> 01:59:51,359
Yeah.

1504
01:59:51,359 --> 01:59:59,260
It does look really fucking cool with him holding it. I can't say that it doesn't. Especially when he had it resting over top of his shoulders and it was just that huge oversized sword.

1505
02:00:05,760 --> 02:00:10,319
He's like rough. Alright, I'll go. I'll leave

1506
02:00:10,319 --> 02:00:12,319
No. You were talking about baby Godzilla?

1507
02:00:13,344 --> 02:00:20,783
Da da I would love this I would love this movie and never complain about anything else if Godzilla immediately murdered him upon seeing.

1508
02:00:20,783 --> 02:00:23,003
Right, just snapped his neck.

1509
02:00:27,920 --> 02:00:30,800
Everybody had left. Like that's all I need to really do. Yeah.

1510
02:00:30,800 --> 02:00:33,199
Like basically the baby Godzilla runs up.

1511
02:00:34,159 --> 02:00:37,630
Gross full size and then Godzilla just fucking murders him.

1512
02:00:38,511 --> 02:00:42,479
Yes. Opens up his mouth, atomic breaths into it, that bleeds.

1513
02:00:43,439 --> 02:00:46,319
I'm gonna take care of something I should have done ages ago.

1514
02:00:49,680 --> 02:00:51,119
Damn, lizard!

1515
02:00:52,079 --> 02:00:54,239
Hey, you show some respect to Godzilla.

1516
02:00:54,239 --> 02:00:58,319
Yeah. Also why is this guy the old guy always wants to shoot something?

1517
02:00:58,800 --> 02:01:02,640
Well, he's dressed like Craven the Hunter on a budget. Yeah.

1518
02:01:06,720 --> 02:01:09,359
Aww, he's gonna soothe Godzilla with hogs.

1519
02:01:13,039 --> 02:01:17,359
No, there's it's stopping'em. Yeah. Like they're both doing the stop.

1520
02:01:17,359 --> 02:01:17,840
Yeah.

1521
02:01:17,840 --> 02:01:18,800
To their adults.

1522
02:01:18,800 --> 02:01:19,279
Yeah.

1523
02:01:19,279 --> 02:01:20,960
Yeah.

1524
02:01:21,488 --> 02:01:23,167
That's enough now, Dad. That's enough.

1525
02:01:23,167 --> 02:01:32,377
Yeah. So I mean there's nothing left. Uh the world really is ended though. There's no infrastructure left. We we don't have power. We can't rebuild.

1526
02:01:32,880 --> 02:01:37,680
Yeah, but we could repopulate and then the population could slowly build over time.

1527
02:01:38,640 --> 02:01:44,399
This is Godzilla's ideal world now. All the buildings are smashed and all the other kaiju are dead. It's just him and his

1528
02:01:46,623 --> 02:01:49,264
They're gonna go play. Alright. Let's go.

1529
02:01:49,264 --> 02:01:52,144
They're gonna go play god like video games together.

1530
02:01:52,144 --> 02:01:53,583
They're gonna go play catch.

1531
02:01:55,152 --> 02:02:02,832
So that little Godzilla doesn't have to spend his adult years getting tattoos to deal with stuff.

1532
02:02:02,832 --> 02:02:04,752
Well that's good for him.

1533
02:02:06,960 --> 02:02:08,159
Isn't it though? It's nice.

1534
02:02:08,159 --> 02:02:08,859
Yeah.

1535
02:02:15,119 --> 02:02:17,520
Wait, Dad!

1536
02:02:22,800 --> 02:02:24,960
This is probably my favorite sculpt of Manila.

1537
02:02:27,119 --> 02:02:29,520
You're like, yeah!

1538
02:02:30,960 --> 02:02:33,840
The last time I'll be on screen might as well give a full blast.

1539
02:02:34,800 --> 02:02:37,439
And he did it without having to have his tail stomped on, folks.

1540
02:02:37,439 --> 02:02:38,159
That's right.

1541
02:02:43,680 --> 02:02:48,239
Still think I like Son of Godzilla better than I like the Son of Kong movie from the third

1542
02:02:48,239 --> 02:02:49,199
Uh definitely.

1543
02:02:49,199 --> 02:02:53,039
It was a sequel to Kong King Kong. Son of Kong was okay, but I

1544
02:02:53,039 --> 02:02:55,579
Hey, he's got a love interest. Look at that.

1545
02:02:56,847 --> 02:02:57,807
Yeah, the scientist.

1546
02:02:58,287 --> 02:02:59,967
I didn't know that.

1547
02:02:59,967 --> 02:03:09,119
Yeah. The redhead was the reporter lady that like tricked the fake president guy that came back or whatever, the leader for this new.

1548
02:03:10,800 --> 02:03:13,920
The dog is safe, because if it's not, I'm gonna hate this movie even more.

1549
02:03:13,920 --> 02:03:15,100
Yeah, same.

1550
02:03:17,760 --> 02:03:18,479
Yeah.

1551
02:03:18,479 --> 02:03:21,359
I love that he just always exits into the sunset.

1552
02:03:21,359 --> 02:03:25,199
I'm just telling you, man, these last few minutes are really painful because I gotta go to the bathroom.

1553
02:03:25,199 --> 02:03:26,640
Yeah, me too.

1554
02:03:27,119 --> 02:03:28,560
Yeah, the dog's okay, I told you.

1555
02:03:28,560 --> 02:03:29,279
Yeah.

1556
02:03:30,688 --> 02:03:35,247
We got five minutes left, that's gonna be a lot of credits and once the credits roll, we're out of here anyway, so

1557
02:03:35,247 --> 02:03:36,207
Yeah, okay.

1558
02:03:36,207 --> 02:03:37,018
You're good to go, my man.

1559
02:03:38,015 --> 02:03:39,695
It's a new beginning.

1560
02:03:39,695 --> 02:03:41,615
Because Godzilla's inside each one of us, Matt.

1561
02:03:41,615 --> 02:03:45,725
Yeah, Godzilla is definitely ins inside each one of us. That's a fact. Yeah.

1562
02:03:47,344 --> 02:03:52,144
We're not very different from Godzilla. Oh he's walking against the sunrise, not the sunset.

1563
02:03:52,144 --> 02:03:52,863
Yep.

1564
02:03:52,863 --> 02:03:54,304
Okay, this is gorgeous.

1565
02:03:54,304 --> 02:03:55,904
Yeah, this is nice.

1566
02:03:57,840 --> 02:03:59,520
Into the rising sun.

1567
02:03:59,520 --> 02:04:02,880
The compositing for the sun is a little bit off, but still looks okay.

1568
02:04:03,359 --> 02:04:05,500
Gonna look back in anger.

1569
02:04:06,960 --> 02:04:15,600
Don't look back in anger I heard you say The last roar.

1570
02:04:15,600 --> 02:04:19,130
Yep. It's a final war of the final war.

1571
02:04:19,887 --> 02:04:22,047
Ha ha ha.

1572
02:04:22,047 --> 02:04:31,417
That's it folks. Now we're into credits and I'm not suffering through this anymore. So everybody kick the fuck out of this week and make it your bitch.