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Speaker 1: Welcome friends, beardless to thank you to beardless dickless me.

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Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith and I'm Harley Quinn Smith.

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Speaker 1: And as you can hear by our voices, we're still here, kids.

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Speaker 3: We're alive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're alive. So much to tell you, so many

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Speaker 1: stories about fleeing the flames. But first I want to

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Speaker 1: share what I did today. What you do, can't share it, okay, secret,

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Speaker 1: But it's been a top secret week so far. I've

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Speaker 1: done two things I'm not allowed to talk about yet,

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Speaker 1: but when they happen, they will be very public and

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Speaker 1: people will be like, wow's going on in any event?

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Speaker 1: In any event, I went to do a voiceover gig today,

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Speaker 1: Not like you know, fucking I'm a puffy gat or

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Speaker 1: something like that. It was for a game, Like last week,

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Speaker 1: I did a voiceover gig and I could talk about

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Speaker 1: it for a pinball machine.

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Speaker 2: Stern freaking random and cool.

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Speaker 1: Crazy Stern Pinball makes. They're making a Dungeons and Dragons game,

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Speaker 1: and so they were like, do you want to do

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Speaker 2: Was like, yea, may I ask a question that Gerard

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Speaker 2: is also doing one is the same game?

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Speaker 1: Turns out, so it's made world.

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Speaker 4: In one pinball machine.

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Speaker 2: My dad in Gerard, Isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 1: Michael dorn is a voice? Who is the other one? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Gary Gygax's kid, like what it's got a big vocal cast,

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Speaker 1: and it was, you know, it was like when I

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Speaker 1: got there, I was like, should I be? Do you

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Speaker 1: want me to be? That's lucky If you hear that.

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Speaker 2: Crunch munch and lucky, he's being lucky. He's eating a

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Speaker 2: fucking little fucking loud Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's and it's Berry's ring because you can see you

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Speaker 1: in the corner, like when next to the snoopy. So

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Speaker 1: I wanted to do this gig to record today. When

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Speaker 1: I recorded the Stern pinball gig, it was standard, you know,

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Speaker 1: here's a microphone hanging in front of you and stuff,

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Speaker 1: and it was something like one thousand lines twelve hundred lines.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know it's like you guys know

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Speaker 1: I don't really talk for.

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Speaker 2: A living waits you said twelve thousand lines.

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Speaker 1: Which when you're doing that meant twelve hundred. When you're

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Speaker 1: doing that, twelve I was like, when you're doing that,

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Speaker 1: you're not doing like multiple takes. Like in the beginning,

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Speaker 1: I started doing like two takes and they're like, you

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Speaker 1: know what, honestly, like, unless we correct you, these are wonders.

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Speaker 2: And I was like done and done, Well, you really

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Speaker 2: went through twelve hundred lines though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it took like I don't know, an hour or

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Speaker 1: something like that. Noah, Wow, Jay's got a gig coming

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Speaker 1: up where he's got more than that. I think, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was crazy.

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Speaker 2: It's a lot of lines.

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Speaker 1: But so it happens like when you play the game,

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Speaker 1: like if you hit a thing, you'll hear about fucker.

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Speaker 1: But like we gotta go.

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Speaker 2: Who knew there were so many noises that a pinball

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Speaker 2: machine made.

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Speaker 1: Modern day pinball games have like video and shit like that,

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Speaker 1: and also like their bells and whistles are phenomenal. So

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Speaker 1: that was last week. So today I recorded a similar thing,

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Speaker 1: but not for a pinball game, for a video game.

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Speaker 1: And this is what I want to get to. So

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Speaker 1: I get into the room is a standard room where

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Speaker 1: you do adr or fucking record something, and there's no microphone.

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Speaker 1: I'm standing at the thing and I'm talking, looking at

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Speaker 1: to me and he's like, can you put this hat on.

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Speaker 1: I put the hat on over my hat, and I

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Speaker 1: just have two microphones right here.

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Speaker 2: That's free fire.

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Speaker 1: This is me not talking to you, talking to Will Wilkins,

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Speaker 1: Will our sound guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, like berdie like I farted, no, Will.

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Speaker 1: That's what we need for this fucking room, bro, that's

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Speaker 1: what you mean. We put the little like you know,

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Speaker 1: fucking beanies and you put them on, and they got

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Speaker 1: microphones right here your hands for you ain't thinking about this,

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Speaker 1: not ain't in your fucking face.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, we need that.

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Speaker 1: I was. I was the discovery of the day man.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I have to get that out because I

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Speaker 1: microphones that we all crow to like a can kill.

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Speaker 2: That's innovative as hell, you know what I'm saying. That's

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Speaker 1: And you know they're doing high end recording. They're not

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Speaker 1: doing long conversations mind you right, they're doing line at

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Speaker 2: Thought you were about to tell me that you were

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Speaker 2: asked to do motion capture.

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Speaker 1: They put me, they put me in a mo cap

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Speaker 1: suit and I was like, I'm sorry, I never talked.

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 2: Also, one of the latest reviews for our show, someone said,

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Speaker 2: uh that my laugh was hard on the ears.

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Speaker 1: Your laugh, Yeah, it's hard on the ears, and.

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Speaker 2: I don't and I don't disagree, and my laughs, my

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Speaker 1: Like, I don't think when I think of the things.

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Speaker 2: About someone's ears.

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Speaker 1: When people are like, what's the five most fucked up

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Speaker 1: things about your kid?

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Speaker 2: She got a weird voice, she got a weird laugh.

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Speaker 1: Laugh doesn't occurred to me.

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Speaker 2: Why why, wait, wait, what are the other things list?

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Speaker 1: We'll get to it. Laugh would never be on. I

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Speaker 2: Do you love me and you're used to my voice?

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Speaker 2: I love you make funnel my voice.

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Speaker 1: I make funny voice because I know you're very sensitive

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Speaker 2: But makes sense as to why you would, of course,

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Speaker 1: So, I'm coming home from the fucking gig today, which

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Speaker 1: like was very fast, and I go to the Ralphs

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Speaker 1: and then I I'm low on gas, so I go

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Speaker 1: to the gas station right across from the Roufs, right

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Speaker 1: seven eleven to get my gas. I've done this before

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Speaker 1: at that round Ralph scams. There's another place across the

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Speaker 1: I'm scared found out why why? So I put the

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Speaker 1: And I just hung up with you. Remember you were like,

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Speaker 1: not holding on to this fucking filthy guess handle, and

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Speaker 1: you know, I was pretty empty, so I was watching

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Speaker 1: And I'm looking at it as I getting a ninety two,

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Speaker 2: In this fucking economy, in this.

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Speaker 6: In this fire, That's what I mean.

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Speaker 1: So, oh my god, now I'm like, what do I

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Speaker 1: and what does it do? Hits me fucking right in

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Speaker 1: Like I was like, oh my god, I get to

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Speaker 1: I'm doing all this blind shit. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: where my wallet is at this point. Oh so I

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Speaker 1: got that done as well. At the same time, I'm like, fuck,

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Speaker 1: I watch a lot of videos online where that happened to.

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Speaker 1: It was scary. It was so strange. But and I

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Speaker 1: did feel as I was driving back, it's about five

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Speaker 1: Where's all the what goes better together than weed and food?

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Speaker 2: And good news. Everybody. Them shirts are on them, What

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Speaker 2: are they coming? They're coming, They're coming.

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Speaker 1: You know who ain't going to be coming anymore? Before

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Speaker 1: that moment. Harley, as you might remember from the last episode,

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Speaker 2: And Billy is evil.

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Speaker 1: In what way does Billy's evil manifest is evil like Damion?

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Speaker 1: Like all for you, Harley, And he pushes a cat

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Speaker 2: Holy, No, he's he kind of is no.

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Speaker 1: Heunny what it sounds like. He's John Holmes buddy bunny.

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Speaker 1: He's Johnny wad buddy.

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Speaker 2: He he really does.

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Speaker 1: There's no way to address that one.

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Speaker 2: There's there's There's really nothing I can say about that

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Speaker 2: Some other guys like, oh really because of mine? Yes, Unfortunately,

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Speaker 2: I have seen Billy's penis.

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Speaker 1: Sidebar your honor. I've heard you discussed this for the

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Speaker 2: Days both It really impacted me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, clearly, I never, that's not what I want

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Speaker 1: to talk about that. We'll get back to your trauma

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Speaker 1: in a second. More importantly, what's with using the term penis.

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Speaker 2: For a rabbit? What am I going to say?

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Speaker 1: Like? What's the diff do you call? Did you say?

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Speaker 1: Do you use the term penis to Austin?

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Speaker 4: No? But for animal? It seems like.

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Speaker 1: He's got a heart. What would you refer to his heart?

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Speaker 1: His beating soul, soul blanket, like it's his heart, Like that's.

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Speaker 2: His himpenie weenie.

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Speaker 1: I tell you, as disturbing as you find him humping everything,

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Speaker 7: Whenever you're like his penis was extracted, I laid eyes

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Speaker 2: No, you don't sound that good. It sounds like back

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Speaker 1: Penis just caught his dick.

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Speaker 2: Billy's pinacle winicle.

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Speaker 1: Look used for over thirty years. If you want to

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Speaker 1: carrot stick, his pinacle wincle, his carrot stick, his little billy,

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Speaker 1: his billy club. And he's willed and his Billy.

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Speaker 2: Got I picked him U it was so bad, checked

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Speaker 2: me out because.

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Speaker 4: Trying to hunt my cat.

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Speaker 2: He won't stop trying to hunt my cats.

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Speaker 1: Has he discovered you yet? No, Like you're the lady

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Speaker 1: that saved me. Why, hello, I have a gift for you.

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Speaker 2: My name is Billy.

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Speaker 1: Does he hump super fast? Yeah, like a bunny does. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: But Billy, we got him just in the nick of time,

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah, Billy came from the one of

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Speaker 2: Right by the getty? So Billy and Billy was living outside,

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Speaker 2: Not to brag, but I could have saved Billy's life,

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Speaker 2: that's right.

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Speaker 1: And has Billy Pelly back Billy all he wants to

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Speaker 2: So there's this one type of poop that rabbits poop

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Speaker 2: Yeah no, and those do not smell unless you like

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Speaker 1: Need to itch my nose with my need to do.

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Speaker 2: A bump of coke. Damn, I need to bring over

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Speaker 2: more next time I get my nails done. For those

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Speaker 1: That's right, kids, you could watch what are you listening for? Man,

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Speaker 1: you'd be looking at beard listeners for Yeah, Harley, do

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Speaker 2: Probably watchers? I don't know, because my voice is pretty

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Speaker 1: That's what. Do you think They're gonna turn the sound

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Speaker 1: Like I hope are you shooting billy humping things for Instagram? Oh?

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Speaker 2: I'm pulling him off of the things and then that's

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Speaker 1: Before you pull them off, get a few seconds. People

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Speaker 2: I remember that.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So if you got fucking Billy humping up, what

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Speaker 1: did you say something?

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Speaker 1: That was going every Disney channel, every Disney TikToker will

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Speaker 1: be like, that's how I feel about you, or two

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Speaker 1: that's how you lost his tail? He got sucked by

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Speaker 2: Or I hate it?

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Speaker 1: Please rather the stuff you like?

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Speaker 4: Please?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's okay. I guess I'm just gonna get humped

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Speaker 1: again and sad better fucking fluffy or then the cats

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Speaker 4: Uh, hang on, he's going to peen in.

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Speaker 1: May whipping nick own wielding.

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Speaker 4: In like a whipping.

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Speaker 1: Us in se as a whooper.

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Speaker 2: He has tried to well, someone had something to say.

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Speaker 2: He has tried to hump move he's my I hate it.

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Speaker 2: I hate it. I don't hate Billy, I just sate

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Speaker 1: He's shipping all over the joints. Did you finish telling

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Speaker 1: But Billy's Billy's deal.

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Speaker 2: There's nutrients in it. I don't know it has a name,

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Speaker 1: Look, I just got hit in the eyes of the

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Speaker 2: Should you go to the doctor?

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Speaker 1: No, but I probably like I remember when I was

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Speaker 2: Stop too soon? Too soon?

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Speaker 1: Well, I did have gasoline.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we won't talk about it too much because I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Harley has seems to have some serious trauma in

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Speaker 2: I did see my mountain in flames, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Where Harley lives. I too would call it mountain. Most

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Speaker 2: It was the most terrifying thing I've ever experienced. I

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Speaker 1: Ana winds, and if those things ever cross, that's dangerous.

440
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,399
Speaker 1: The sant Ana winds are very powerful. They come in

441
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,440
Speaker 1: fucking yearly, and everyone talks about him here like it's

442
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 1: the Oscars, because it's so rare to get fucking weather

443
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 1: like that, to get wind even out here. So whether

444
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: the fire was started by somebody or an accident, they're

445
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 1: still looking into that, whether it was power lines, whether

446
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:58,439
Speaker 1: somebody said it, if it's an arsonist, fucking fuck you

447
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 1: to death. But the the the the this time, the weather,

448
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: the sant Anna, which were not just the standards.

449
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 8: San Ana win ninety mile per hour winds bro before

450
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 8: we looked down the window that morning, and that was

451
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 8: before the fires even began, I remember, and it was like.

452
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:26,360
Speaker 1: You'd never seen it. It was like the trees were

453
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 1: going fucking to the side.

454
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 2: I talked to Mom and I was like, isn't it

455
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:30,679
Speaker 2: so ominous out today?

456
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: Before the fuck before the fire?

457
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was just so strange.

458
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 1: It was. That's what a lot of people were talking about,

459
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 1: like on the news out here and stuff like, man,

460
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: these winds, the record winds and stuff. So the fires

461
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 1: I know again, like I've I, like everyone out in California,

462
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 1: We've been I've been waking up and doom scrolling all

463
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: day long, Yeah, looking for fucking where is it? Where

464
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: is it happening? Do we have to evacuate again? Is

465
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: it near? People? Like friends of mine Adam Brody lost

466
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: his house, Fucking Haley Joel Osmond lost his house. John

467
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 1: Goodman lost his house. So you know it's you. You

468
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 1: tend to doom scroll through the news, and this fucking

469
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,679
Speaker 1: disinformation age we live in is no help because you

470
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,439
Speaker 1: have people literally out there feeding bullshit and.

471
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 2: Line do you see the fucking Hollywood sign? Like why

472
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 2: just why why are you doing that, Like.

473
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: Why because a lot of people don't like this place.

474
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,199
Speaker 1: A lot of people like feel this is like you know,

475
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 1: liberal bastion, liberal haven and stuff and uh and also

476
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:34,400
Speaker 1: like Hollywood full of like fucking evil petos and all

477
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 1: that nonsense and ship. I saw a fucking like story

478
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 1: online where it wasn't even online. It was a fucking

479
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 1: TikTok where they're like, this is actual recording between fire departments,

480
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,479
Speaker 1: and it was like, you know, the fucking one voice

481
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: at the depart at the stations on another fire age

482
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: like you gotta go here. So it's like head up

483
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: to the getty, blah blah blah. They talk about the

484
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 1: game at the museum. But then the other voice comes

485
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: on and he goes, look, I don't know if I'm

486
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: gonna do that. He's gone, I got houses here. I'm

487
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: much rather like people live in these things, so I'm

488
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: staying with the houses and I'm not doing a justice.

489
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: But the guy's point was like, I'm not taking the

490
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 1: truck all the way to the Getty to save a

491
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,959
Speaker 1: bunch of pieces of artwork when I have people's homes

492
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: that they live in right here, and when do that?

493
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: But then someone like that's the conversation, and you can

494
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 1: don't know, ain't ways to extrapolate that.

495
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 2: Was it real the conversation?

496
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: Who fucking knows? Because the text that they wrote on

497
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 1: it was like, this supports the theory that their secret

498
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 1: pedo tunnels under the getty And it's like, what how

499
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: do you make that fucking leap? Oh, goddamn states burning.

500
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 1: People are losing their fucking lives and you got people

501
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: states away, countries away, make it up fucking bullshit just

502
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: for sports. It's fucking sickness.

503
00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 2: It's so crazy because the fires really brought out the

504
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 2: absolute best in a lot of people, like the the

505
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 2: way that the city has come together is so so

506
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 2: touchingly beautiful, but it has also brought out the absolute

507
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 2: fucking worst, and some heinous motherfuckers.

508
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 1: Tried to politicize it instantly, people try to take advantage

509
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 1: with looting.

510
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the best, the the amount of people

511
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 2: it brought the best out of is definitely overpowering from

512
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 2: over the over the people that took it for the worst.

513
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 2: But it's it's crazy. Some people are really just pad

514
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 2: pieces of people.

515
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, and some people are absolute angels, like every firefighter

516
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 1: who has you know, La FD firefighters that came from Oregon,

517
00:30:55,240 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: from Mexico, from with those fucking water planes, man, because

518
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: that's what saved Riss. I'm right over here, man. What

519
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: happened was on that windy day, and that's really all

520
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: came down to. Kids. Don't believe a fucking thing you

521
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 1: read online about somebody being like this is mayor Karen

522
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 1: Maassel's vault or the fucking fire cheap, like it doesn't matter.

523
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: There's a fucking reservoir that sits up at the top

524
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: at in the palis Palisades that's been empty for a

525
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 1: year because it's been under repairs. And I watched the

526
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 1: news report where you know, naturally everyone's like, why I

527
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: was a fuck kind of thing empty? It's a conspiracy.

528
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 1: They were like, the things getting repaired, it's been fucking

529
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: empty for a year. And even if we had it,

530
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 1: they were like, that doesn't change what happened. Again, strictly

531
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 1: comes down to horrendous fucking winds that if you have

532
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: any small fire and you got embers and you got

533
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: winds like that guy on news out here is like

534
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: fucking lava, bro, just like moving lava, and you could

535
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 1: watch it. We watched it happen in real fucking time.

536
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 2: Is worth saying that the city did cut the budget

537
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 2: for the l A f D. Just it's it's pretty

538
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 2: fucked It is just worth saying.

539
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know that, but I know what,

540
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 1: I don't know that that's true. I don't know that

541
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 1: that's true right now.

542
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 2: I know before like now.

543
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 4: But even yeah, not now.

544
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 1: I did see the fire chief.

545
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chris, I'm not going to but she, like.

546
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 1: You know, she can fucking throw the city under the bus.

547
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 1: She was we are under understaffed. Yeah, we're under resourced,

548
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah.

549
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 2: Sir Crowley I think is her name.

550
00:32:54,000 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 1: Regardless you could have had you know, they have we

551
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: have all the water in the fucking world and there's

552
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: no water. People are like, well, howcome the water wasn't

553
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: coming out of the fucking fire plugs and shit, it's

554
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: because so much fucking water has been used to fight

555
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: the fire that the depleted source. How fucking gravity operates

556
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: water in our world is something that seems to elude

557
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 1: a lot of fucking people. But when you have a

558
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: water tower, water pressure that feeds into your pipes and

559
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 1: shit like that is pressure sounded like fucking like it

560
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 1: doesn't plug into something, and that pressure is based on

561
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: gravity in a water tower that pushes the water down

562
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: and stuff. As the water gets used and the water

563
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 1: in the water tower gets depleted, the pressure isn't going

564
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 1: to be as intense. You need to refill the tower,

565
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: which they were doing. And that's why the fucking like

566
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 1: some of the plugs they plug into and there was

567
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: no water pressure coming out of it. But online they

568
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 1: just turn it into like the worst fucking like you know, well,

569
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: this is because they're trying to burn all the p

570
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: Diddy evidence.

571
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a lot of.

572
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: Shit, Like I was never so happy, like for not

573
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,439
Speaker 1: not just to be alive and not just because like wow,

574
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 1: our house didn't burn, but there are so many people

575
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: like online who were like, you know, fucking this is

576
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 1: God's punishment. Of course God is burning Hollywood.

577
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,720
Speaker 2: There's so many people it's so when Hollywood.

578
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 1: Didn't burn, like I'm just using their logic, Does that

579
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 1: not mean that God loves Hollywood? Because God saved Hollywood?

580
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,479
Speaker 2: I mean, this situation did make me rethink a little

581
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 2: bit about my.

582
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 4: Thoughts on call.

583
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: Is that right?

584
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 9: I got it?

585
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, you find a little religion in

586
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 1: the heat of the fire.

587
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 2: I don't know, but when I when I left fire

588
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 2: in this.

589
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,760
Speaker 6: World and nearly as hot as fire on the next.

590
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 2: Okay, well, when I left my house, yes, I never

591
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 2: thought I was going to see it again. Same and

592
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,720
Speaker 2: I never thought I was going to see this house again. Same,

593
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 2: and I thought it it was all over. I had

594
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 2: my forecats in my car, Billy was in Austin's car,

595
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 2: MoU was shitting in the card Moo was taking a

596
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 2: ship on top of everything in the car. It was awful,

597
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 2: but that was the most terrifying moment in my life.

598
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 2: And I genuinely feel beyond blessed. I'll say the word blessed.

599
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,240
Speaker 2: Didn't used to say the word blessed, but like I feel,

600
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 2: it's it's a fucking miracle. And I feel so so

601
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,879
Speaker 2: heartbroken for the people who aren't as lucky as us.

602
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 2: I feel so heartbroken, but I'm also just my heart

603
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 2: is so warm to see how the city has come

604
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 2: together at the same time truly to be there for

605
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 2: their neighbors. It's really beautiful because especially because everybody's always

606
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 2: like people in La fucking suck, and they like the

607
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 2: people online being like, yeah, the people in KNOWL I

608
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 2: fucking deserved it, and it's like, no, the people in LA. Yeah,

609
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 2: there are shitty people everywhere, but then there are there's

610
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 2: the majority of LA who's all coming together right now

611
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 2: to be there for their neighbors. So I don't know,

612
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 2: it's it's very heartwarming to see.

613
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: It was by the time we got the evact notice

614
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: because again we have fires out here. This situation was

615
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 1: exacerbated by a factor of like a hundred by the

616
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: high winds. Excuse me, but there was no throughout most

617
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: of the day, even when the fires broke out, there

618
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 1: was no sense of like, what we're next, because nothing

619
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: ever really goes on fire around here. And then it happened.

620
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,800
Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden, my god, we were sitting

621
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: there watching TV and there was like a report of

622
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: a Running Yeah fire. And we live right next to

623
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: Running Canyon. That's where I go Hiken almost every day

624
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: with the dogs. So you know, Jennifer was already kind

625
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: of like in heightened awareness mode. And she had already

626
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 1: earlier in the day been like we should pack things,

627
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: and I was like, really, she's like just in case.

628
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 1: So I had some stuff packed and then all of

629
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 1: a sudden, we got hit with the e back notice

630
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: and so we went out and so we had to

631
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 1: move the two dogs and the what bags we brought.

632
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 1: It's crazy the things you bring.

633
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 2: I didn't even I brought my laptops.

634
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I knew, like I brought a bunch of jackets.

635
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:37,760
Speaker 1: I brought my silent Bob outfit.

636
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 2: I heard you ran back into the house when the

637
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 2: silent up.

638
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: Is that true? I'll tell me the story.

639
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:53,840
Speaker 2: WHOA, I'm keeping my phone on just in case, because

640
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 2: I'm still pretty on edge.

641
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 1: We uh, we went downstairs and like trying to load

642
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: the dog and the crap into the car, and you know,

643
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 1: she was trying to get into my car, and I

644
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 1: was like, take your car. We're heading over to the

645
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 1: valley over the broning gales, and Harley was leaving her place,

646
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: so you know, Jen She's trying to get my car,

647
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:20,800
Speaker 1: is like, no, don't leave your car here to burn,

648
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: Like we're gonna need to car. Take your car. So

649
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: she got in her car and like took the fuck off.

650
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 2: I couldn't even see. I didn't even have my fucking

651
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,919
Speaker 2: glasses on, and I was just fucking.

652
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: I. I got the dogs in the car, got everything

653
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,720
Speaker 1: else in the car, then went back in and grabbed

654
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:44,720
Speaker 1: a few more things. But the soundaboub goes already packed.

655
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 2: I didn't even pack any clothes or anything. I just

656
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 2: packed because.

657
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 1: I didn't we had enough time. It wasn't like, oh

658
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: my god, like we had hours. So when Jennifer was like,

659
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 1: I'm packing things, I was like, really, maybe I should

660
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 1: as well, just in case. But to be fair, I

661
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: am always packed, like I'm always traveling, so my bag

662
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 1: is always kind of packed with like I pull clothes

663
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 1: out of my open suitcase all the time rather than

664
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: put them back in the closet unless I know I'm

665
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 1: gonna be home for like a month straight. So my

666
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 1: shit was already kind of packed. But when I got

667
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 1: in the car, she had already left. It's a good

668
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: look at the house. Drove away, got up to where

669
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 1: Penny Marshall's house is, and I saw two cars stopped

670
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: and people out of their cars looking backwards from where

671
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 1: I came. So I was like, well, shit, I got

672
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 1: to see what it is, and I stopped. I pulled

673
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 1: over and I took a picture and put up online.

674
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 1: And that's when I saw the wall of flame. Coming

675
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: up over the top of Runion, like because it was

676
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:52,399
Speaker 1: nighttime and so you could see the fucking fire. And

677
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 1: at that point I was like, well, well, this house

678
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,879
Speaker 1: is going to burn into the ground. We're done. And

679
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: I had to peace of everything in the house going

680
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: away and ship, which honestly I got to pretty quickly.

681
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god. I was like, you

682
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 1: know what, I've had that shit for like fifty four years, like,

683
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,319
Speaker 1: and sometimes it's been in storage and sometimes it's been here.

684
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 1: But whatever, nothing lasts forever. Interestingly, I brought my father's ashes,

685
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: which I thought was so weird because I'm like, let

686
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 1: me save these ashes from all the ashes, did you Yeah?

687
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 2: I didn't pack any clothes. I just packed a bag

688
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 2: with important things like cinnamons, ashes, pictures like my pills,

689
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,439
Speaker 2: my journals and stuff like that.

690
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 1: So you just brought some journals and stuff.

691
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I didn't pack any clothes. Oh, I'm starting

692
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 2: to get really emotional.

693
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: I had to pack clothes because like, I got a

694
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 1: weird body. I can't just buy off the rack.

695
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 2: You don't have a weird punch.

696
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 1: So it's like, like, what am I going to leave

697
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 1: my jorts behind? A way.

698
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 2: Been collecting those.

699
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: I brought two pair of sneaker, but not because I'm like,

700
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 1: these are my favorites, just because it was like, you know,

701
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: I got as many paramid as we'll bring to my

702
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,399
Speaker 1: dad's ashes. I thought was the weirdest thing I brought.

703
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:22,399
Speaker 1: And I still can't explain that because yeah, but he's already.

704
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's that's like that makes total sense.

705
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,760
Speaker 1: What was the weirdest thing that you brought? You think.

706
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 2: The weirdest thing when I when I repacked the second time,

707
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:44,800
Speaker 2: like after we got to come back because we stayed

708
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:50,240
Speaker 2: at a hotel for a night with the forecats and

709
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 2: the Billy.

710
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 1: And it's like a new place to hump billy.

711
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 2: Billy was on such a fucking wild ride for like

712
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 2: seventy two. He came from from bel Air, then he

713
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 2: got got to my place, then he got to the

714
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 2: fucking best Western in Studio City. Was so pissed afe adventure,

715
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 2: but he's like, live a dick.

716
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 1: Out life kid.

717
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 2: We also had to sneak all the animals into the

718
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 2: hotel because.

719
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:23,399
Speaker 1: What they don't take cats and rabbits. No, we got

720
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: a room at the same hotel, but the dogs were

721
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: never going to be welcomed. So we were going to

722
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 1: have to bring the sneak to dogs in. Yeah, But

723
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,919
Speaker 1: once we dropped off, we dropped off stuff at Nanna

724
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: Pops and then we checked in the hotel and and

725
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 1: like put some of our bags there. But then I

726
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 1: didn't like want to bring try to bring the dogs

727
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 1: in the hotel and I wasn't ready to, you know,

728
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 1: I was completely unsettled. You know, for all, I knew

729
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 1: our home was burning down. So I was like, look,

730
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drive. I can't. I'm going to try to

731
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 1: get as close to see what's going on and stuff.

732
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: So she was like, I'm not going back in the evaccident,

733
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: and I was like, all right, we'll stay here because

734
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 1: they didn't technically evacuate us at that point, like the

735
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: evacuation was for Running canyon, which.

736
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:08,799
Speaker 2: We have a lot of thoughts on this canyon. We're

737
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 2: all sick and that's all that matters, but I thoughts

738
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 2: on that.

739
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:20,359
Speaker 1: I I drove back and when and this is mind you.

740
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: An hour after we left, and my and we have

741
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,400
Speaker 1: cameras on the house. So I was pulling open my

742
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 1: phone to see I thought I was going to watch

743
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:30,760
Speaker 1: the house burn down. On the cameras until the cameras popped.

744
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,359
Speaker 1: So I looked at the cameras and there was no

745
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: sign of fire anywhere, not even in the distance in

746
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: the background of the shot. So I drove back and

747
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 1: I was able to get to the house. The neighborhood

748
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 1: wasn't shut down or anything like that, and our neighbors

749
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: who lived next door to us, we're still here, and uh,

750
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: they were like, did you guys leave? And I was like, yeah,

751
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 1: you're like, we're gonna stay, and like it's out already,

752
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 1: and it was the fire, like that wall of flame

753
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 1: that was there was no longer there. Then what had

754
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: happened was it was fucking Canadian Canadair seaplanes. God bless them.

755
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 1: They did fifteen drops in fifteen minutes. Damn just drowned

756
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: it on running and that you know, don't get me wrong.

757
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 1: Firefighters everywhere trying to fucking kill all the fires.

758
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean the water drops are the.

759
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: Water drops does all. But like, if you didn't get

760
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 1: this running fire, you would have there's a chance that

761
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 1: goes down to Hollywood, like yeah, Groman's like literally when

762
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: people think of Holly the Walk of all that shit,

763
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 1: because as we saw in Palisades like it's eaten half

764
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 1: of town. I think they said, like over fifty percent

765
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 1: of Palisades gone.

766
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:47,320
Speaker 2: You want to hear something harrowing?

767
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,919
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean not really, but not really.

768
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:54,760
Speaker 2: But so remember my friend from high school, Talia Goodman,

769
00:44:55,239 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 2: maybe her dad David Goodman music. No, Talia was a

770
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 2: good friend of mine in high school, and her dad,

771
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 2: David Goodman, he worked for a family guy.

772
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 1: Oh that's right.

773
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so he wrote he wrote a piece I

774
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 2: think in like in some newspaper, I can't remember which one,

775
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 2: because their house burned down, and in it he writes

776
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 2: about how they evacuated and he was like, but nothing's

777
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 2: gonna happen, nothing's gonna happen. But then he got a

778
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,359
Speaker 2: fucking notification on his phone that his smoke alarm was

779
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:39,360
Speaker 2: going off. And that's how he like discovered that. Yeah.

780
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 2: Can you just like even imagine how fucking scary that was. Yeah,

781
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:48,800
Speaker 2: to know, like, oh my god, my fucking house is burning.

782
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: That's what I was I was waiting for. I was

783
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 1: watching on my phone and the cameras. I was like, Okay,

784
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,399
Speaker 1: they'll hit the side of the house first and it's

785
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:59,359
Speaker 1: coming down the hill. But then it wasn't happening. I

786
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 1: was like, flames. I don't even see a glow.

787
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 2: So many people have video.

788
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: Well like ring cameras and video of their homes burning.

789
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm getting I'm getting worked on them.

790
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 1: Got mother was profoundly affected as well. Oddly enough, I'm.

791
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 2: Not you were not.

792
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 1: I've dealt with my shock in a different way. Malcolm

793
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 1: found it adorable After the fire, and we got home

794
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 1: for some reason for the next like two three days,

795
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 1: which is so strange because we I'd just gone through

796
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,840
Speaker 1: this thing where I was like everything I own is

797
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 1: probably burned to the ground. But when we got home

798
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: for the next three days, all I did was go

799
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,760
Speaker 1: on eBay and buy Bullwinkle things.

800
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 2: I got a text for some reason one of your

801
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 2: credit cards is connected to my number, and I got

802
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:54,240
Speaker 2: a text being like did you try to buy something

803
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 2: on eBay? And I was like, no, do that. And

804
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 2: then I got a call being like a from the

805
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 2: credit card company being like, we need to reach Kevin

806
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 2: Smith and I was like, oh, he's buying stuff on eBay.

807
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 4: I see.

808
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,720
Speaker 1: I felt like you know that. I bounced back pretty quickly,

809
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: but I guess you know that that was my way

810
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:20,359
Speaker 1: of dealing with it in a weird way.

811
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 2: We were really interesting during the fires. I would say

812
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 2: it was just really to witness everybody's individual response to

813
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:40,720
Speaker 2: the fire, Like Austin's response was chaos when we left

814
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 2: the house. For they there is one in every relationship.

815
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:50,399
Speaker 2: It feels like when he fucking left the house when

816
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 2: we were watching the TV and saw the Runion fire,

817
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 2: which is also fucking crazy because we were because we

818
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 2: had the TV on. That's how we found out. But

819
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 2: we didn't get the note of a cation to evacuate

820
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 2: till fifteen fucking minutes later, which fifteen minutes makes me

821
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 2: makes a big fucking difference. But anyways, the posters on

822
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 2: my wall, the Disney posters, my precious, precious Disney posters,

823
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:19,839
Speaker 2: This fucking man was like a tornado of chaos and

824
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 2: fucking was just like wiping shit off the wall, like

825
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:28,280
Speaker 2: he was running so fast, Like they were.

826
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:31,359
Speaker 9: All fucking crooked. When we came home, they were all

827
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 9: like tilted off the fucking wall. Because she was literally

828
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 9: the Tasmanian double and he already kind of is in

829
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 9: real life all the time, and in an emergency, it's

830
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 9: like that on fucking crack and the fucking night stands.

831
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 9: He just like wiped off to the ground, like it

832
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 9: just made no fucking sense.

833
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 2: It was such gang os and I was trying. I

834
00:48:54,920 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 2: just became numb inside, like I didn't really My first

835
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 2: response was just like absolute numbness. Driving away with the

836
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 2: four cats in the car, seeing the fire was just

837
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 2: felt I just felt dead inside. But then I wouldn't

838
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 2: leave my house for a week.

839
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, your ear trauma came afterwards.

840
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 2: And then yesterday when I did leave my house to

841
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:26,840
Speaker 2: come record, I immediately started panicking upon driving out of

842
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 2: my neighborhood.

843
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,280
Speaker 1: And when you got here, you were like a panic

844
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:30,800
Speaker 1: as well.

845
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I didn't.

846
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: I didn't have that.

847
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 2: You didn't have that. And you also were like a

848
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 2: little nonchalant during the fires.

849
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 4: Dare I say, I would.

850
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 1: Say, a little aloof ter.

851
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 4: I was kind of like, what the.

852
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,320
Speaker 1: Fuck was how I dealt with loss? I was like, wow,

853
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 1: everything I own, everything I worked for. I mean that house,

854
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 1: you know. I was like, fuck, where are we going

855
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 1: to live? And then I was like, well, we own

856
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 1: a movie theater. We can go live over that.

857
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 2: For a while, you were pretty fucking nonchalant and a

858
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 2: loop that.

859
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 1: Comes from honestly, that comes from my life on the

860
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 1: road and the job.

861
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 2: Well, didn't you also like lose a lot during a flood.

862
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:13,399
Speaker 1: I've already been through some shit, like for example, yes,

863
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 1: when we were kids. When I was a kid, the

864
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: right before we shot clerks, were supposed to start shooting

865
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:22,760
Speaker 1: clerks in December of ninety two, but the Nor'easter happened

866
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: right out after Mama Lely's birthday and we got flooded,

867
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,719
Speaker 1: and so yeah, I dealt with like losing everything so

868
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: to speak. Yeah, and then when this house flooded, Oh,

869
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 1: we were just pressed about that as well. It helps

870
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: to be nimble and be able to pivot and stuff.

871
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 1: But like, but there's also a part of me that

872
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 1: is like, hey man, you got fucking you got it

873
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: better than you deserve for a long long time. Like

874
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 1: I always feel like, you know, I had it for

875
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 1: a long time. Like we've been in this house for

876
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 1: like twenty two years, and so if it all went away,

877
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: I was like, I mean, I'll miss it, but like,

878
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 1: oh my god, like I know exactly what life at

879
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:12,839
Speaker 1: Labrasa was like, and hopefully, you know, as long as

880
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: we're alive. Then the adventure keeps going and stuff. But yeah,

881
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 1: I was oddly aloofter in the whole thing, not like

882
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 1: this isn't happening. I wasn't like the people all know

883
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 1: it was building the boat, going like what are you doing?

884
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 1: This is not right? But I was kind of like,

885
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,359
Speaker 1: you know, it's almost the same mindset when I'm at

886
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 1: the airport and they're like whoor. I'm like, you're going

887
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: to miss the flight, and like, all right, well if

888
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 1: I do miss the flight, like I've lived through enough

889
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,240
Speaker 1: things to know this, as long as you're alive, story

890
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 1: keeps going.

891
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 2: I agree with that sentiment. Although I did not appreciate

892
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:48,320
Speaker 2: you going back into the neighborhood while the fire was

893
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 2: still going.

894
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 1: I really did not. Well, it wasn't though. I went

895
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 1: back to the neighborhood and there was no fire, like

896
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: that's the only reason I could go back, Otherwise they

897
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 1: wouldn't even let me near the place. I thought I

898
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: was going to be across the highway looking because when

899
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 1: we when I left, not just our neighborhood, but when

900
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 1: I got over to Barm and I was taking that

901
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: side wrote the side street up to Barm and sure

902
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:13,240
Speaker 1: I looked back and there was a wall of flame

903
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 1: in the sky with bunch of smoke. So I was like,

904
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 1: our house is definitely fucking lost. So once we went

905
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 1: to Nan and Pomps and we were there for a

906
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 1: while like outside you know, seven eleven parking lot, and

907
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 1: then once we checked in it's the hotel and all that.

908
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 1: It had been an hour and change. So that's when

909
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 1: I drove back. And I only drove back because I

910
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: was like, there's no fire on the cameras. And by

911
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: the time I drove back to the neighborhood, so an

912
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,359
Speaker 1: hour and change after we evacuated, they had put out

913
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 1: the running fire like it was impressive, especially considering sadly

914
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 1: that was not the case in the Palisades or an

915
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 1: Alta Tina, poor Altadina. Then to where are the milk

916
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 1: comes from? Is it? It's altered ina milk? All the

917
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: milk comes from around here. It's like where the milk

918
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 1: comes from? Yeah, man, it was. I didn't go back

919
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 1: into a fire zone. I wouldn't have done that because

920
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,319
Speaker 1: I thought I was going to go close and just

921
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: see it from afar. But then when I got back

922
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 1: to where I left and I was like, wait, the

923
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 1: flames aren't there.

924
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 2: I wasn't ecstatic about the behavior, but anyways.

925
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,799
Speaker 1: Well I went and that's when I went back into

926
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 1: the house because there was no fire anywhere, and our

927
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 1: neighbors are still on their porch watching.

928
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 2: Them from the fucking Best Western. To be like, why

929
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 2: don't you come down to our room? And you were like, oh,

930
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 2: I'm at the house, and I was like, are you

931
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 2: fucking kidding me?

932
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: Well, I grabbed a few more things. I was like,

933
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 1: so there's because I'm looking there's no fire, and I'm like,

934
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 1: all right, so there's time to grab more shit. Yeah.

935
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 2: The Best Western had like the original Dog most groove.

936
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: Yes with that trip, I was like, all right, well,

937
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 1: we got Dogma coming up this year. I need the

938
00:53:59,120 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 1: script and.

939
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 2: It was in my room with the fucking Forecats, and

940
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 2: the wrapping in the original Dog was script and like.

941
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: Billy's trying to hump it, very cummy script, Bunny Kenny. Script.

942
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:14,920
Speaker 1: Can't open the pages.

943
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 2: Because it's disgusting.

944
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 1: And then I came back and your mom was like, well,

945
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to just sit around if you're going

946
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 1: to drive around and drive around with you too, And

947
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 1: I was like all right, but I'm probably driving back

948
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:32,319
Speaker 1: to the to the house and she's going, we can't

949
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 1: and I was like, I was just there and there's

950
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 1: no fire.

951
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 2: So we went back mom and I disagreed whatsoever.

952
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 1: And that's when we saw the police officer who was like,

953
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:45,400
Speaker 1: we said, hey, what's the word and he said, well,

954
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 1: we didn't see him because he had a light flashing

955
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 1: in our face, but he sounded very nice. But he's like,

956
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,239
Speaker 1: they put the running fire out very fast. He's going,

957
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 1: so everyone's gonna be coming home either tonight or tomorrow morning.

958
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 1: I was like, get out of here. That's amazing. And

959
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 1: he's the one that told us about fifteen drops in

960
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:04,040
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes then, and he said, looters, he's going they're

961
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:06,439
Speaker 1: starting to head up into the hills. So that's why

962
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: we're patrolling.

963
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:11,959
Speaker 2: And I imagining that horrible of a human being absolutely

964
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:12,799
Speaker 2: what I.

965
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:15,800
Speaker 1: Do there, but for the grace of God go I.

966
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 1: But if I was somebody that didn't have any means

967
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 1: whatsoever and whatnot, and I was in desperate situation.

968
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,640
Speaker 2: Someone who's already losing everything.

969
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 1: I'm not believing. I'm not condoning what the I'm just saying,

970
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,920
Speaker 1: like fucking I'm trying not to be judging there but

971
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,800
Speaker 1: for the grace of God go I perhaps they're in

972
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 1: a desperate situation. Who knows why somebody would make such

973
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 1: a hainus decision. But yes, there's some people who think, like,

974
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 1: you know, fuck, now's my time, opportunistic. I mean, bro,

975
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 1: I watch a lot of them YouTube videos. There are

976
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,560
Speaker 1: people that like will die in the street and people

977
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:53,359
Speaker 1: take their phones off them as they're dying. Like there's

978
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 1: a harsh world out there. So I don't you know,

979
00:55:57,160 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 1: I'm not like go looters, but I'm like, you know,

980
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 1: all right, Unfortunately I'm I'm just a bleeding hard, fucking liberal.

981
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:15,320
Speaker 2: I yes, people are in need. However, no one should

982
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 2: ever take advantage of someone in ever but already in.

983
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:23,759
Speaker 1: A disaster, I agree to believe me, I'm not condoning.

984
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:24,880
Speaker 1: But like I'm.

985
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 2: Also like, yes, you just feel you feel for everybody. Yes,

986
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 2: we understand.

987
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 1: It's very tough to judge people when like you're in

988
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:36,279
Speaker 1: a position where like that would not be. Yes, like

989
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:40,759
Speaker 1: my life and there, yes it's not never would be,

990
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 1: but yes, but yes, bad to be like all right, man,

991
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 1: let's make the move and really good, particularly because like

992
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: cops are treating that very seriously, like there's somebody. They

993
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:56,360
Speaker 1: just arrested a couple of kids who like two hundred

994
00:56:56,360 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 1: thousand dollars in like clothing, jewelry watchers.

995
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:02,799
Speaker 2: One hundred thousand dollars, but.

996
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 1: They're in the video. They got them, so they arrest them,

997
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 1: and they're they're prosecuting hardcore.

998
00:57:07,239 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 2: They have also gotten people who have fucking set fires themselves.

999
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 1: They caught a few, yes, Like, it's just I don't

1000
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 1: know the fuck is wrong with people.

1001
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 2: I Like I said, it brought out the fires, brought

1002
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:32,280
Speaker 2: out the best in some people and community and coming together,

1003
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 2: but it also did, unfortunately, shine a light upon the

1004
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 2: fact that there are some true demons walking on this

1005
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 2: fucking nerds like the truth. It's crazy.

1006
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 1: Double ain't in the Bible. Kids. He's live well, walking them.

1007
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 2: Streets fucking out here.

1008
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 1: But I don't think he's lighting fires. I think when

1009
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 1: all of a sudden done, we're going to find out

1010
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 1: it wasn't Arson. I think it was like Jane Jordan

1011
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 1: in their neighborhood. The winds were so high blew a

1012
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 1: tree into a transformer hanging out on one of the

1013
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 1: pole electric poles utility poles business blew up, killed fucking

1014
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 1: power in the neighborhood. So Jay and Jordan had to

1015
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:16,080
Speaker 1: evacuate not because of the fires, but because they had

1016
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 1: no fucking power. Yeah, so I think it could have

1017
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 1: been something like that, high winds, fucking hitting a converter

1018
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 1: or whatever the fuck. But the high winds is what

1019
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:27,920
Speaker 1: fucking spread it.

1020
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 2: I don't I'm not trying to speculate. Yeah, but some

1021
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 2: of the because there were so many. Obviously the biggest

1022
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 2: fires are the Eating fire and the Palisades fire. They're

1023
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 2: fucking massive and nobody knows how they started. But there

1024
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 2: were a ton of other little fucking fires. The Hollywood

1025
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 2: one was was gonna be fucking big. But then like

1026
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 2: remember the Studio City one.

1027
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are embers, Those are traveling embers. I don't

1028
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 1: think that's people, if.

1029
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:56,439
Speaker 2: You again, I'm not trying to speculators, Yeah, I don't.

1030
00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:58,080
Speaker 1: That's that.

1031
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:03,960
Speaker 2: The Hollywood one, Studio City one, We're mighty close they were,

1032
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 2: but that would.

1033
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 1: Track for flying embers, well, not close enough for that.

1034
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:12,160
Speaker 2: It was a straight shoot from one to the other.

1035
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:15,919
Speaker 2: But I don't want to I'm just saying it does.

1036
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 2: Many fires don't happens. That many fires don't happen just

1037
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 2: because of winds, is all I'm saying.

1038
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 1: Well, now you sound like the internet. That's not can

1039
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:31,600
Speaker 1: happen because of winds and embers.

1040
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:36,960
Speaker 2: I let's just see how things unfold with investigations and stuff.

1041
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 2: But there are some bad fucking people out there.

1042
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,360
Speaker 1: Well we can't end on that.

1043
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 2: Okay, Well let's talk about.

1044
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 1: Let's end on this note you know what here.

1045
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 2: But then there are also some amazing, wonderful.

1046
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 1: People covered that. Yes, you guys, do something funny before

1047
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 1: we send them off on their way everyone else. But

1048
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 1: this has become far too existential.

1049
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you wanted to talk about the fire.

1050
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:01,240
Speaker 1: Well the fire.

1051
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 2: The fire is a serious fucking subject.

1052
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 1: Let's go back to the bunny's car, all right.

1053
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:09,919
Speaker 2: So it's really weird looking and looks like an inform Yeah,

1054
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 2: it's awful. It sticks out so much.

1055
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 1: It's horrible. Ay man, check this out.

1056
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 4: God, it's so bad. I hate it.

1057
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:20,320
Speaker 1: Is it clothing?

1058
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 4: Here?

1059
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 1: Is just me? Oh, Billy, put it away?

1060
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 2: I hate it so much.

1061
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:32,640
Speaker 1: Well, it's a good thing that you rescued that bunny. Yeah,

1062
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 1: you guys, he'll live the fuck another day. Don't matter

1063
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 1: if it's living or dead, it doesn't matter.

1064
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 2: Just you.

1065
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 4: It was like, please, what the fuck.

1066
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:50,720
Speaker 1: Old by him doing it again? Bobby, I'm all sticky.

1067
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 1: No no no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

1068
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:08,560
Speaker 1: Well did you bring the girl bunny backie bunnies? Bunny?

1069
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:11,600
Speaker 2: I should have known from him being a boy like

1070
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:16,560
Speaker 2: that's that's their reputation, the reputation of of boy rabbits,

1071
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 2: of rabbits comes from boy rabbits.

1072
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, is that yeah? Of course, yeah, of.

1073
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 2: Course that's not like the girl rabbits are not trying

1074
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 2: to get it on like the guys.

1075
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 1: Well, Sinny wasn't because she was fixed.

1076
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:31,440
Speaker 2: Sinn I hated other rabbits.

1077
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 1: True, but what you don't know is you've never had

1078
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:38,000
Speaker 1: an un that's true, fixed girl rabbits, and for all

1079
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:39,840
Speaker 1: you know, they're total fucking sluts.

1080
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:46,960
Speaker 8: Hey hey, hey, hey hey Bunny, Hey.

1081
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:49,240
Speaker 1: I am following me on that Instagram private account?

1082
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 2: God, how dare you? How dare you? Wait?

1083
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 4: Did we already?

1084
01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 2: Did we already talk about how how Billy's voice is

1085
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:04,959
Speaker 2: no longer? Hello, my name is Billy.

1086
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:06,840
Speaker 1: Got a different voice. But people can learn about that

1087
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 1: if they go switch over to the after show.

1088
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:12,560
Speaker 2: Oh so true, so true.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna wrap things up but yeah, there's a whole

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Speaker 1: fucking other billy story to fucking tell. Man, We're gonna

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Speaker 1: tell it at Beardless, Stickless Plus, available only at that

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Speaker 1: Kevin Smith Club. If you want to watch this show,

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Speaker 1: or you want to see this show that you just heard,

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Speaker 1: or the show that we do after the after show

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Speaker 1: where the real truth, where we let our hair down

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Speaker 1: and say how we really feed, that's at that Kevinsmith

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Speaker 1: club dot com. That's where we're going now because we're leaving.

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Speaker 1: Got the fuck out of here this version of the show. Bye.

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Speaker 1: We say by heart to iHeart, and now we head

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Speaker 1: over to that Kevin Smith Club. Do you have a

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Speaker 1: good time, kids? I know I did. Silence, thanks for

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Speaker 1: hanging out with me and the kid who's getting ever

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Speaker 3: And also, our hearts go out to everybody who's been

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Speaker 3: affected by.

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Speaker 1: The fire absolutely and are an undying gratitude to every

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Speaker 1: damn firefighter who's out there trying to fucking tame this

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Speaker 1: beast from hell.

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Speaker 3: All the gratitude in the world for firefighters, amen, Thank you,

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Speaker 3: and first responders and all the wonderful humans who have

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Speaker 3: come together to be there for the community.

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Speaker 1: We love you. California.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we love you.

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Speaker 1: There it is kids. There's your beardless dickless me for

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Speaker 2: Ma'am Kevin Smith and I'm Harley Quinn Smith.

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Speaker 1: Go have yourselves a beardless.

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Speaker 6: our mouths on you since two thousand and seven. Hey kids,

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