Speaker 1: Welcome friends, beardless to thank you to beardless dickless me.
Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith and I'm Harley Quinn Smith.
Speaker 1: And as you can hear by our voices, we're still here, kids.
Speaker 3: We're alive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're alive. So much to tell you, so many
Speaker 1: stories about fleeing the flames. But first I want to
Speaker 1: share what I did today. What you do, can't share it, okay, secret,
Speaker 1: But it's been a top secret week so far. I've
Speaker 1: done two things I'm not allowed to talk about yet,
Speaker 1: but when they happen, they will be very public and
Speaker 1: people will be like, wow's going on in any event?
Speaker 1: In any event, I went to do a voiceover gig today,
Speaker 1: Not like you know, fucking I'm a puffy gat or
Speaker 1: something like that. It was for a game, Like last week,
Speaker 1: I did a voiceover gig and I could talk about
Speaker 1: it for a pinball machine.
Speaker 2: Stern freaking random and cool.
Speaker 1: Crazy Stern Pinball makes. They're making a Dungeons and Dragons game,
Speaker 1: and so they were like, do you want to do
Speaker 1: voice and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, yea, may I ask a question that Gerard
Speaker 2: is also doing one is the same game?
Speaker 1: Turns out, so it's made world.
Speaker 4: In one pinball machine.
Speaker 2: My dad in Gerard, Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1: Michael dorn is a voice? Who is the other one? Oh?
Speaker 1: Gary Gygax's kid, like what it's got a big vocal cast,
Speaker 1: and it was, you know, it was like when I
Speaker 1: got there, I was like, should I be? Do you
Speaker 1: want me to be? That's lucky If you hear that.
Speaker 2: Crunch munch and lucky, he's being lucky. He's eating a
Speaker 2: fucking little fucking loud Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's and it's Berry's ring because you can see you
Speaker 1: in the corner, like when next to the snoopy. So
Speaker 1: I wanted to do this gig to record today. When
Speaker 1: I recorded the Stern pinball gig, it was standard, you know,
Speaker 1: here's a microphone hanging in front of you and stuff,
Speaker 1: and it was something like one thousand lines twelve hundred lines.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know it's like you guys know
Speaker 1: I don't really talk for.
Speaker 2: A living waits you said twelve thousand lines.
Speaker 1: Which when you're doing that meant twelve hundred. When you're
Speaker 1: doing that, twelve I was like, when you're doing that,
Speaker 1: you're not doing like multiple takes. Like in the beginning,
Speaker 1: I started doing like two takes and they're like, you
Speaker 1: know what, honestly, like, unless we correct you, these are wonders.
Speaker 2: And I was like done and done, Well, you really
Speaker 2: went through twelve hundred lines though.
Speaker 1: Yeah it took like I don't know, an hour or
Speaker 1: something like that. Noah, Wow, Jay's got a gig coming
Speaker 1: up where he's got more than that. I think, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was crazy.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of lines.
Speaker 1: But so it happens like when you play the game,
Speaker 1: like if you hit a thing, you'll hear about fucker.
Speaker 1: But like we gotta go.
Speaker 2: Who knew there were so many noises that a pinball
Speaker 2: machine made.
Speaker 1: Modern day pinball games have like video and shit like that,
Speaker 1: and also like their bells and whistles are phenomenal. So
Speaker 1: that was last week. So today I recorded a similar thing,
Speaker 1: but not for a pinball game, for a video game.
Speaker 1: And this is what I want to get to. So
Speaker 1: I get into the room is a standard room where
Speaker 1: you do adr or fucking record something, and there's no microphone.
Speaker 1: I'm standing at the thing and I'm talking, looking at
Speaker 1: the screen and talking to people because they're like not
Speaker 1: in the same place, and uh, the guy comes up
Speaker 1: to me and he's like, can you put this hat on.
Speaker 1: I put the hat on over my hat, and I
Speaker 1: just have two microphones right here.
Speaker 2: That's free fire.
Speaker 1: This is me not talking to you, talking to Will Wilkins,
Speaker 1: Will our sound guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, like berdie like I farted, no, Will.
Speaker 1: That's what we need for this fucking room, bro, that's
Speaker 1: what you mean. We put the little like you know,
Speaker 1: fucking beanies and you put them on, and they got
Speaker 1: microphones right here your hands for you ain't thinking about this,
Speaker 1: not ain't in your fucking face.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we need that.
Speaker 1: I was. I was the discovery of the day man.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I have to get that out because I
Speaker 1: asked him. I was like, is that, like, where do
Speaker 1: you buy that? And the guy's like, it's just two
Speaker 1: microphones that we all crow to like a can kill.
Speaker 2: That's innovative as hell, you know what I'm saying. That's
Speaker 2: pretty cool.
Speaker 1: And you know they're doing high end recording. They're not
Speaker 1: doing long conversations mind you right, they're doing line at
Speaker 1: a time. But still, like I.
Speaker 2: Thought you were about to tell me that you were
Speaker 2: asked to do motion capture.
Speaker 1: They put me, they put me in a mo cap
Speaker 1: suit and I was like, I'm sorry, I never talked.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: Also, one of the latest reviews for our show, someone said,
Speaker 2: uh that my laugh was hard on the ears.
Speaker 1: Your laugh, Yeah, it's hard on the ears, and.
Speaker 2: I don't and I don't disagree, and my laughs, my
Speaker 2: laugh's pretty weird. But now every time I laugh, I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't think when I think of the things.
Speaker 2: About someone's ears.
Speaker 1: When people are like, what's the five most fucked up
Speaker 1: things about your kid?
Speaker 2: She got a weird voice, she got a weird laugh.
Speaker 1: Laugh doesn't occurred to me.
Speaker 2: Why why, wait, wait, what are the other things list?
Speaker 1: We'll get to it. Laugh would never be on. I
Speaker 1: don't think you're laughing.
Speaker 2: Do you love me and you're used to my voice?
Speaker 2: I love you make funnel my voice.
Speaker 1: I make funny voice because I know you're very sensitive
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 2: But makes sense as to why you would, of course,
Speaker 2: because I'm sensitive, so kind let me.
Speaker 1: So, I'm coming home from the fucking gig today, which
Speaker 1: like was very fast, and I go to the Ralphs
Speaker 1: by Nana Pops and I grab some Beyonburgers and whatnot,
Speaker 1: and then I I'm low on gas, so I go
Speaker 1: to the gas station right across from the Roufs, right
Speaker 1: next door to Nana Pops, right next door to the
Speaker 1: seven eleven to get my gas. I've done this before
Speaker 1: at that round Ralph scams. There's another place across the
Speaker 1: street about eighty cents more. Ralph's giving you a deal.
Speaker 1: I'm scared found out why why? So I put the
Speaker 1: you know, fucking nozzle in, yeah, and do the thing
Speaker 1: where you click, you know, so you can walk away,
Speaker 1: not walk away, but so you don't have to hold
Speaker 1: And I just hung up with you. Remember you were like,
Speaker 1: how are each from? It's my castle? And I was like,
Speaker 1: random question, why you kick mannequin blussy? See? So I
Speaker 1: had hung up with you. Put the thing in, did
Speaker 1: the you know lock things so that you know, I'm
Speaker 1: not holding on to this fucking filthy guess handle, and
Speaker 1: you know, I was pretty empty, so I was watching
Speaker 1: it tick up and to fill this fucker out here.
Speaker 1: You know, if you're looking at least one hundred bucks
Speaker 1: for full tank, because gas is like four point fifty
Speaker 1: and it's a big guess goes one fucking car, so
Speaker 1: I was expecting it to easily go to one hundred.
Speaker 1: And I'm looking at it as I getting a ninety two,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, I get the sensation of like,
Speaker 1: do I hear water running? And I look over and
Speaker 1: gas is shooting from the nozzle and the top of
Speaker 1: the tent.
Speaker 5: The clicker, oh, which is supposed to go off once
Speaker 5: it hits, did not go off, and was geysering gasoline
Speaker 5: from the car, but also in two streams out the side.
Speaker 2: In this fucking economy, in this.
Speaker 6: In this fire, That's what I mean.
Speaker 1: So, oh my god, now I'm like, what do I
Speaker 1: fucking do? So I got to get past the stream
Speaker 1: of gasoline to click the thing and pull it off,
Speaker 1: and what does it do? Hits me fucking right in
Speaker 1: the face. I got hit with a stream of gasoline
Speaker 1: in the face. Luckily, instantly those my eyes captain fucking closed.
Speaker 1: You know, I was able to click the thing off,
Speaker 1: so at least it wasn't firing gas everywhere. Remembered while
Speaker 1: I was cleaning my car that I had just.
Speaker 2: I'm still living it right, I was with you there.
Speaker 1: I remembered I had just thrown out like a can
Speaker 1: and I saw that there was a half empty bottle
Speaker 1: of water, so instantly fished around for that grab that
Speaker 1: flushed my fucking eyes and face. It was all over
Speaker 1: my coat. I got bringing to the cleaners. I was
Speaker 1: sopping ship off with my fuck and you know that
Speaker 1: that gas station isn't like well attended, and plus with
Speaker 1: the gas in my face, the last thing I was
Speaker 1: thinking about was like, you, sir, I've a broken gas pump.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, oh my god, I get to
Speaker 1: get the ship out of my face. Called Nanopop because
Speaker 1: they were right there. So I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'll be able to run to Nanopop's Nanipop word the doctors.
Speaker 1: So I'm driving home with this fucking burning even though
Speaker 1: I'd fucking blown water into my face, it's still like,
Speaker 1: you know, there's a layer of fucking gas on me
Speaker 1: and whatnot. And so I'm driving home and I call
Speaker 1: your mom and your mom my wife. I called Jennifer,
Speaker 1: and I go, hey, man, I just like I got
Speaker 1: blasted in the face with gas. But I called Byron.
Speaker 1: I guess just like go to the doctors. I was like,
Speaker 1: can you lock up the dogs? And I'm gonna when
Speaker 1: I'm coming in hot man, and I'm gonna go right
Speaker 1: into the fucking shower and shit. So I got home,
Speaker 1: got upstairs, to the shower and got inside and washed
Speaker 1: like all the gasoline off me.
Speaker 2: Wait, so you drove with gasoline in your eyes?
Speaker 1: As I mean, I don't know that it was in
Speaker 1: my eyes because I closed my eyes hard before the
Speaker 1: gas hit me when it hit like the top of
Speaker 1: my head closed, and then when it sprayed my eyes
Speaker 1: they were still closed. Then I took the plastic water
Speaker 1: bottle and doused my eyes so that would clear, and
Speaker 1: then took my sweatshirt and like fucking dried my eyes
Speaker 1: so that I could open them enough to do whatever
Speaker 1: because I was literally and also mind you. You know,
Speaker 1: Los Angeles is a big city like any other big city,
Speaker 1: and they're all types of people that congregate in the
Speaker 1: big city. And as we've seen by the news reports,
Speaker 1: when people are at a disadvantage, there will be people
Speaker 1: that take advantage of them. So the whole time this
Speaker 1: is happening, I'm like, anyone could easily fucking grab my
Speaker 1: car right now because my eyes are fucking shut tight.
Speaker 1: I'm doing all this blind shit. I don't even know
Speaker 1: where my wallet is at this point. Oh so I
Speaker 1: got that done as well. At the same time, I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I gotta get in this car and move before somebody
Speaker 1: fucking takes my fucking car. And then I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I watch a lot of videos online where that happened to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was scary. It was so strange. But and I
Speaker 1: did feel as I was driving back, it's about five
Speaker 1: six minute drive from like the rafts to to where
Speaker 1: we live, like I felt burning, not like ah, but
Speaker 1: I felt like something on my skin. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: fucking gasoline patrolling.
Speaker 2: That's so scary. Did anybody ever see If.
Speaker 1: They did, I didn't see it. Nobody was at the
Speaker 1: pump opposite me. Nobody was like, oh my god, are
Speaker 1: you okay? Or whatever the fuck? Like, and nobody came
Speaker 1: from outside the routs.
Speaker 2: How much was spewing out? Like was it all over the.
Speaker 1: Floor, on the ground, yeah, like it was coming out
Speaker 1: in Yeah, but it's a gas station. There's always gas,
Speaker 1: but fucked up.
Speaker 2: Well you know what this means.
Speaker 1: Lawsuit my own Rautsch.
Speaker 2: Sue Ralph's immediately Ralphs.
Speaker 1: And the commercial will be like, come to kids, have
Speaker 1: able to save you food And all you hear is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, beyond burgers and thats because I have the weirdest
Speaker 2: appt in the world.
Speaker 1: Uncanny impression at the level of the great rich little teas.
Speaker 4: Buts don't make sense.
Speaker 1: Why you know, Philip Seymour Hoffman won an oscar for
Speaker 1: doing less with Truman Capodi, You, my friend, have nailed
Speaker 1: the soul, the essence that is Kevin Smith.
Speaker 2: But Keps would really only have beyond burgers, peanut butter pretzels, hummus.
Speaker 2: But would you make your own hummus?
Speaker 1: I would have to carry chickpeas. Chickpeas, they would carry
Speaker 1: the right you, Keps, You're right, I would.
Speaker 2: This is all you give it.
Speaker 1: All this bullshit. First thing to go liquor? What is
Speaker 1: this doing in the food stores? This the ship out
Speaker 1: of here?
Speaker 2: First thing in weedy?
Speaker 1: Where's all the what goes better together than weed and food?
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Speaker 1: Let's we're full of good ideas.
Speaker 2: And good news. Everybody. Them shirts are on them, What
Speaker 2: are they coming? They're coming, They're coming.
Speaker 1: You know who ain't going to be coming anymore? Before
Speaker 1: we dive into the fires, And as you can hear
Speaker 1: by our voices, clearly, yeah we're okay. We were deeply
Speaker 1: impacted by the fires. But we'll talk about them at
Speaker 1: that moment. Harley, as you might remember from the last episode,
Speaker 1: was interested in rescuing a bunny named Billy. She did
Speaker 1: rescue the bunny name Billy. Billy has joined the family.
Speaker 2: And Billy is evil.
Speaker 1: In what way does Billy's evil manifest is evil like Damion?
Speaker 1: Like all for you, Harley, And he pushes a cat
Speaker 1: off with a new serm neck.
Speaker 2: Holy, No, he's he kind of is no.
Speaker 1: Heunny what it sounds like. He's John Holmes buddy bunny.
Speaker 1: He's Johnny wad buddy.
Speaker 2: He he really does.
Speaker 1: There's no way to address that one.
Speaker 2: There's there's There's really nothing I can say about that
Speaker 2: except for it. It is true.
Speaker 1: You don't have a lot of animal cock experience do
Speaker 1: no particularly? None of God is a father. I can
Speaker 1: tell people comfortably when I'm at the golf club. My
Speaker 1: daughter doesn't have a lot of animal cock interactivity. I
Speaker 1: don't know about you guys, but.
Speaker 2: Some other guys like, oh really because of mine? Yes, Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: I have seen Billy's penis.
Speaker 1: Sidebar your honor. I've heard you discussed this for the
Speaker 1: last two.
Speaker 2: Days both It really impacted me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, clearly, I never, that's not what I want
Speaker 1: to talk about that. We'll get back to your trauma
Speaker 1: in a second. More importantly, what's with using the term penis.
Speaker 2: For a rabbit? What am I going to say?
Speaker 1: Like? What's the diff do you call? Did you say?
Speaker 1: Do you use the term penis to Austin?
Speaker 4: No? But for animal? It seems like.
Speaker 1: He's got a heart. What would you refer to his heart?
Speaker 1: His beating soul, soul blanket, like it's his heart, Like that's.
Speaker 2: His himpenie weenie.
Speaker 1: I tell you, as disturbing as you find him humping everything,
Speaker 1: I find it equally disturbing.
Speaker 7: Whenever you're like his penis was extracted, I laid eyes
Speaker 7: on what I think is the heartiest rabbit Pi.
Speaker 2: No, you don't sound that good. It sounds like back
Speaker 2: up from the mike.
Speaker 1: Penis just caught his dick.
Speaker 2: Billy's pinacle winicle.
Speaker 1: Look used for over thirty years. If you want to
Speaker 1: make up words about dicks, and I'm comfortable with that,
Speaker 1: just don't use penis panopolis. Just call it his little
Speaker 1: carrot stick, his pinacle wincle, his carrot stick, his little billy,
Speaker 1: his billy club. And he's willed and his Billy.
Speaker 2: Got I picked him U it was so bad, checked
Speaker 2: me out because.
Speaker 4: Trying to hunt my cat.
Speaker 2: He won't stop trying to hunt my cats.
Speaker 1: Has he discovered you yet? No, Like you're the lady
Speaker 1: that saved me. Why, hello, I have a gift for you.
Speaker 2: My name is Billy.
Speaker 1: Does he hump super fast? Yeah, like a bunny does. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's just doing what comes natural the bunnies. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to multiply. I'm a mathematician.
Speaker 2: But Billy, we got him just in the nick of time,
Speaker 2: right before. If we waited, even like twelve hours, we
Speaker 2: wouldn't have Billy because Billy was at a home that
Speaker 2: was evacuated.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah, Billy came from the one of
Speaker 1: the fires. Yeah, that's right. He went where'd you go?
Speaker 2: Right by the getty? So Billy and Billy was living outside,
Speaker 2: so Billy would have been inhaling.
Speaker 1: So it was perhaps so intentionally a true rescue.
Speaker 2: Not to brag, but I could have saved Billy's life,
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 1: And has Billy Pelly back Billy all he wants to
Speaker 1: do is fuck yeah, all he wants and Dan Dane.
Speaker 2: So there's this one type of poop that rabbits poop
Speaker 2: that they eat there's and then they eat it all
Speaker 2: their ship. No, there's a.
Speaker 1: There's a some ship. Some little round pellets that we
Speaker 1: all know rabbit pellets.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, and those do not smell unless you like
Speaker 2: get up close than they smell, But you can't really
Speaker 2: smell though.
Speaker 1: Need to itch my nose with my need to do.
Speaker 2: A bump of coke. Damn, I need to bring over
Speaker 2: more next time I get my nails done. For those
Speaker 2: who aren't watching, my fake nail still lives in here.
Speaker 1: That's right, kids, you could watch what are you listening for? Man,
Speaker 1: you'd be looking at beard listeners for Yeah, Harley, do
Speaker 1: you prefer watchers or listeners?
Speaker 2: Probably watchers? I don't know, because my voice is pretty
Speaker 2: weird on its own.
Speaker 1: That's what. Do you think They're gonna turn the sound
Speaker 1: down and just look at you fucking act like billy
Speaker 1: Like I hope are you shooting billy humping things for Instagram? Oh?
Speaker 2: I'm pulling him off of the things and then that's
Speaker 2: the but.
Speaker 1: Before you pull them off, get a few seconds. People
Speaker 1: like that kind of thing that was.
Speaker 4: Fucked up, like there was a.
Speaker 1: Video of a dog humping a Kermit the Frog, which
Speaker 1: like played the internet for twenty years an unbeatable classic.
Speaker 2: I remember that.
Speaker 1: Yes, So if you got fucking Billy humping up, what
Speaker 1: did you say something?
Speaker 5: Oh bro?
Speaker 1: That was going every Disney channel, every Disney TikToker will
Speaker 1: be like, that's how I feel about you, or two
Speaker 1: that's how you lost his tail? He got sucked by
Speaker 1: Billy's what likes to hump?
Speaker 2: Or I hate it?
Speaker 1: Please rather the stuff you like?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's okay. I guess I'm just gonna get humped
Speaker 1: again and sad better fucking fluffy or then the cats
Speaker 1: who are like.
Speaker 4: Uh, hang on, he's going to peen in.
Speaker 1: May whipping nick own wielding.
Speaker 4: In like a whipping.
Speaker 1: Us in se as a whooper.
Speaker 2: He has tried to well, someone had something to say.
Speaker 1: He uh the county heard from.
Speaker 2: He has tried to hump move he's my I hate it.
Speaker 2: I hate it. I don't hate Billy, I just sate
Speaker 2: was malurges. He also should be mentioned I was not aware.
Speaker 1: Not neutered, not neutered, also not house trained, correct like
Speaker 1: bo box.
Speaker 2: Trained as well.
Speaker 1: He's shipping all over the joints. Did you finish telling
Speaker 1: the two different types of ship story. Now, so there's
Speaker 1: the ship that don't smell, but we all know what
Speaker 1: it looks like. Yes, Then there's a more ship.
Speaker 2: Yes, and it's mushy and it smells bad. But you
Speaker 2: don't with cinnamon. I never smelt it because she ate it.
Speaker 1: But Billy's Billy's deal.
Speaker 2: There's nutrients in it. I don't know it has a name,
Speaker 2: but I don't want to mispronounce it. So because it
Speaker 2: matters so hard so much, it's called like celia tropes
Speaker 2: or something like that.
Speaker 1: Look, I just got hit in the eyes of the
Speaker 1: gas today, and that's.
Speaker 2: Should you go to the doctor?
Speaker 1: No, but I probably like I remember when I was
Speaker 1: cooking Bamberger's earlier, I was like, maybe I shouldn't be
Speaker 1: this close to the flame.
Speaker 2: Stop too soon? Too soon?
Speaker 1: Well, I did have gasoline.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 3: Too soon true.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Yeah, let's talk about the fires.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we won't talk about it too much because I
Speaker 2: Harley has start panicking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Harley has seems to have some serious trauma in
Speaker 1: regards to it.
Speaker 2: I did see my mountain in flames, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Where Harley lives. I too would call it mountain. Most
Speaker 1: people call it hills. We got a hill right near
Speaker 1: us where we live. We live near run in camp.
Speaker 1: Please they know, everybody, please please, I'm not giving them
Speaker 1: a dress. But Harley lives someplace else, but also like
Speaker 1: in a hill and dale affair like us. So when
Speaker 1: she evacuated, she looked back and saw not her house
Speaker 1: on fire, No, nowhere near her house on fire. I'm
Speaker 1: so lucky, but where, you know, dangerously uncomfortably.
Speaker 2: I stepped outside of my house and I saw the
Speaker 2: mountain in flames, and that is something I will never forget.
Speaker 2: It was the most terrifying thing I've ever experienced. I
Speaker 2: have never it was. It was pretty undescribable.
Speaker 1: I am. I also saw a wall of flame as
Speaker 1: we left, Like you know, of course, naturally when the
Speaker 1: fires broke out. California, kids, we get fires. That happens,
Speaker 1: but we get them generally, like in Malibu and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. But a few years ago there's a horrible one,
Speaker 1: the campfire Paradise. But California, being a desert is the worst.
Speaker 2: Being dry Los Angeles I think.
Speaker 1: Certainly the most lost. Like right now we're up to
Speaker 1: thirty five billion in loss, but the campfire still remains.
Speaker 1: Apparently the worst fire in California history. I think the
Speaker 1: last I heard this, we were this current fires at
Speaker 1: number four. So it you know it. It burns out
Speaker 1: here from time to time. Where it burned this time
Speaker 1: was different than where it's ever burned before. And as
Speaker 1: you've seen, catastrophic damage, and this was not because of
Speaker 1: anything remotely resembling California was out of water. California fucking
Speaker 1: didn't sign some non existent fucking water agreement. California was
Speaker 1: trying to save fucking fish. It really comes down to
Speaker 1: one thing. Fires happened, and sometimes we get the Santa
Speaker 1: Ana winds, and if those things ever cross, that's dangerous.
Speaker 1: The sant Ana winds are very powerful. They come in
Speaker 1: fucking yearly, and everyone talks about him here like it's
Speaker 1: the Oscars, because it's so rare to get fucking weather
Speaker 1: like that, to get wind even out here. So whether
Speaker 1: the fire was started by somebody or an accident, they're
Speaker 1: still looking into that, whether it was power lines, whether
Speaker 1: somebody said it, if it's an arsonist, fucking fuck you
Speaker 1: to death. But the the the the this time, the weather,
Speaker 1: the sant Anna, which were not just the standards.
Speaker 8: San Ana win ninety mile per hour winds bro before
Speaker 8: we looked down the window that morning, and that was
Speaker 8: before the fires even began, I remember, and it was like.
Speaker 1: You'd never seen it. It was like the trees were
Speaker 1: going fucking to the side.
Speaker 2: I talked to Mom and I was like, isn't it
Speaker 2: so ominous out today?
Speaker 1: Before the fuck before the fire?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was just so strange.
Speaker 1: It was. That's what a lot of people were talking about,
Speaker 1: like on the news out here and stuff like, man,
Speaker 1: these winds, the record winds and stuff. So the fires
Speaker 1: I know again, like I've I, like everyone out in California,
Speaker 1: We've been I've been waking up and doom scrolling all
Speaker 1: day long, Yeah, looking for fucking where is it? Where
Speaker 1: is it happening? Do we have to evacuate again? Is
Speaker 1: it near? People? Like friends of mine Adam Brody lost
Speaker 1: his house, Fucking Haley Joel Osmond lost his house. John
Speaker 1: Goodman lost his house. So you know it's you. You
Speaker 1: tend to doom scroll through the news, and this fucking
Speaker 1: disinformation age we live in is no help because you
Speaker 1: have people literally out there feeding bullshit and.
Speaker 2: Line do you see the fucking Hollywood sign? Like why
Speaker 2: just why why are you doing that, Like.
Speaker 1: Why because a lot of people don't like this place.
Speaker 1: A lot of people like feel this is like you know,
Speaker 1: liberal bastion, liberal haven and stuff and uh and also
Speaker 1: like Hollywood full of like fucking evil petos and all
Speaker 1: that nonsense and ship. I saw a fucking like story
Speaker 1: online where it wasn't even online. It was a fucking
Speaker 1: TikTok where they're like, this is actual recording between fire departments,
Speaker 1: and it was like, you know, the fucking one voice
Speaker 1: at the depart at the stations on another fire age
Speaker 1: like you gotta go here. So it's like head up
Speaker 1: to the getty, blah blah blah. They talk about the
Speaker 1: game at the museum. But then the other voice comes
Speaker 1: on and he goes, look, I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do that. He's gone, I got houses here. I'm
Speaker 1: much rather like people live in these things, so I'm
Speaker 1: staying with the houses and I'm not doing a justice.
Speaker 1: But the guy's point was like, I'm not taking the
Speaker 1: truck all the way to the Getty to save a
Speaker 1: bunch of pieces of artwork when I have people's homes
Speaker 1: that they live in right here, and when do that?
Speaker 1: But then someone like that's the conversation, and you can
Speaker 1: don't know, ain't ways to extrapolate that.
Speaker 2: Was it real the conversation?
Speaker 1: Who fucking knows? Because the text that they wrote on
Speaker 1: it was like, this supports the theory that their secret
Speaker 1: pedo tunnels under the getty And it's like, what how
Speaker 1: do you make that fucking leap? Oh, goddamn states burning.
Speaker 1: People are losing their fucking lives and you got people
Speaker 1: states away, countries away, make it up fucking bullshit just
Speaker 1: for sports. It's fucking sickness.
Speaker 2: It's so crazy because the fires really brought out the
Speaker 2: absolute best in a lot of people, like the the
Speaker 2: way that the city has come together is so so
Speaker 2: touchingly beautiful, but it has also brought out the absolute
Speaker 2: fucking worst, and some heinous motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: Tried to politicize it instantly, people try to take advantage
Speaker 1: with looting.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the best, the the amount of people
Speaker 2: it brought the best out of is definitely overpowering from
Speaker 2: over the over the people that took it for the worst.
Speaker 2: But it's it's crazy. Some people are really just pad
Speaker 2: pieces of people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and some people are absolute angels, like every firefighter
Speaker 1: who has you know, La FD firefighters that came from Oregon,
Speaker 1: from Mexico, from with those fucking water planes, man, because
Speaker 1: that's what saved Riss. I'm right over here, man. What
Speaker 1: happened was on that windy day, and that's really all
Speaker 1: came down to. Kids. Don't believe a fucking thing you
Speaker 1: read online about somebody being like this is mayor Karen
Speaker 1: Maassel's vault or the fucking fire cheap, like it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: There's a fucking reservoir that sits up at the top
Speaker 1: at in the palis Palisades that's been empty for a
Speaker 1: year because it's been under repairs. And I watched the
Speaker 1: news report where you know, naturally everyone's like, why I
Speaker 1: was a fuck kind of thing empty? It's a conspiracy.
Speaker 1: They were like, the things getting repaired, it's been fucking
Speaker 1: empty for a year. And even if we had it,
Speaker 1: they were like, that doesn't change what happened. Again, strictly
Speaker 1: comes down to horrendous fucking winds that if you have
Speaker 1: any small fire and you got embers and you got
Speaker 1: winds like that guy on news out here is like
Speaker 1: fucking lava, bro, just like moving lava, and you could
Speaker 1: watch it. We watched it happen in real fucking time.
Speaker 2: Is worth saying that the city did cut the budget
Speaker 2: for the l A f D. Just it's it's pretty
Speaker 2: fucked It is just worth saying.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know that, but I know what,
Speaker 1: I don't know that that's true. I don't know that
Speaker 1: that's true right now.
Speaker 2: I know before like now.
Speaker 4: But even yeah, not now.
Speaker 1: I did see the fire chief.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chris, I'm not going to but she, like.
Speaker 1: You know, she can fucking throw the city under the bus.
Speaker 1: She was we are under understaffed. Yeah, we're under resourced,
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Sir Crowley I think is her name.
Speaker 1: Regardless you could have had you know, they have we
Speaker 1: have all the water in the fucking world and there's
Speaker 1: no water. People are like, well, howcome the water wasn't
Speaker 1: coming out of the fucking fire plugs and shit, it's
Speaker 1: because so much fucking water has been used to fight
Speaker 1: the fire that the depleted source. How fucking gravity operates
Speaker 1: water in our world is something that seems to elude
Speaker 1: a lot of fucking people. But when you have a
Speaker 1: water tower, water pressure that feeds into your pipes and
Speaker 1: shit like that is pressure sounded like fucking like it
Speaker 1: doesn't plug into something, and that pressure is based on
Speaker 1: gravity in a water tower that pushes the water down
Speaker 1: and stuff. As the water gets used and the water
Speaker 1: in the water tower gets depleted, the pressure isn't going
Speaker 1: to be as intense. You need to refill the tower,
Speaker 1: which they were doing. And that's why the fucking like
Speaker 1: some of the plugs they plug into and there was
Speaker 1: no water pressure coming out of it. But online they
Speaker 1: just turn it into like the worst fucking like you know, well,
Speaker 1: this is because they're trying to burn all the p
Speaker 1: Diddy evidence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a lot of.
Speaker 1: Shit, Like I was never so happy, like for not
Speaker 1: not just to be alive and not just because like wow,
Speaker 1: our house didn't burn, but there are so many people
Speaker 1: like online who were like, you know, fucking this is
Speaker 1: God's punishment. Of course God is burning Hollywood.
Speaker 2: There's so many people it's so when Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Didn't burn, like I'm just using their logic, Does that
Speaker 1: not mean that God loves Hollywood? Because God saved Hollywood?
Speaker 2: I mean, this situation did make me rethink a little
Speaker 2: bit about my.
Speaker 4: Thoughts on call.
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 9: I got it?
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, you find a little religion in
Speaker 1: the heat of the fire.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but when I when I left fire
Speaker 2: in this.
Speaker 6: World and nearly as hot as fire on the next.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, when I left my house, yes, I never
Speaker 2: thought I was going to see it again. Same and
Speaker 2: I never thought I was going to see this house again. Same,
Speaker 2: and I thought it it was all over. I had
Speaker 2: my forecats in my car, Billy was in Austin's car,
Speaker 2: MoU was shitting in the card Moo was taking a
Speaker 2: ship on top of everything in the car. It was awful,
Speaker 2: but that was the most terrifying moment in my life.
Speaker 2: And I genuinely feel beyond blessed. I'll say the word blessed.
Speaker 2: Didn't used to say the word blessed, but like I feel,
Speaker 2: it's it's a fucking miracle. And I feel so so
Speaker 2: heartbroken for the people who aren't as lucky as us.
Speaker 2: I feel so heartbroken, but I'm also just my heart
Speaker 2: is so warm to see how the city has come
Speaker 2: together at the same time truly to be there for
Speaker 2: their neighbors. It's really beautiful because especially because everybody's always
Speaker 2: like people in La fucking suck, and they like the
Speaker 2: people online being like, yeah, the people in KNOWL I
Speaker 2: fucking deserved it, and it's like, no, the people in LA. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there are shitty people everywhere, but then there are there's
Speaker 2: the majority of LA who's all coming together right now
Speaker 2: to be there for their neighbors. So I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's it's very heartwarming to see.
Speaker 1: It was by the time we got the evact notice
Speaker 1: because again we have fires out here. This situation was
Speaker 1: exacerbated by a factor of like a hundred by the
Speaker 1: high winds. Excuse me, but there was no throughout most
Speaker 1: of the day, even when the fires broke out, there
Speaker 1: was no sense of like, what we're next, because nothing
Speaker 1: ever really goes on fire around here. And then it happened.
Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden, my god, we were sitting
Speaker 1: there watching TV and there was like a report of
Speaker 1: a Running Yeah fire. And we live right next to
Speaker 1: Running Canyon. That's where I go Hiken almost every day
Speaker 1: with the dogs. So you know, Jennifer was already kind
Speaker 1: of like in heightened awareness mode. And she had already
Speaker 1: earlier in the day been like we should pack things,
Speaker 1: and I was like, really, she's like just in case.
Speaker 1: So I had some stuff packed and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, we got hit with the e back notice
Speaker 1: and so we went out and so we had to
Speaker 1: move the two dogs and the what bags we brought.
Speaker 1: It's crazy the things you bring.
Speaker 2: I didn't even I brought my laptops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I knew, like I brought a bunch of jackets.
Speaker 1: I brought my silent Bob outfit.
Speaker 2: I heard you ran back into the house when the
Speaker 2: silent up.
Speaker 1: Is that true? I'll tell me the story.
Speaker 2: WHOA, I'm keeping my phone on just in case, because
Speaker 2: I'm still pretty on edge.
Speaker 1: We uh, we went downstairs and like trying to load
Speaker 1: the dog and the crap into the car, and you know,
Speaker 1: she was trying to get into my car, and I
Speaker 1: was like, take your car. We're heading over to the
Speaker 1: valley over the broning gales, and Harley was leaving her place,
Speaker 1: so you know, Jen She's trying to get my car,
Speaker 1: is like, no, don't leave your car here to burn,
Speaker 1: Like we're gonna need to car. Take your car. So
Speaker 1: she got in her car and like took the fuck off.
Speaker 2: I couldn't even see. I didn't even have my fucking
Speaker 2: glasses on, and I was just fucking.
Speaker 1: I. I got the dogs in the car, got everything
Speaker 1: else in the car, then went back in and grabbed
Speaker 1: a few more things. But the soundaboub goes already packed.
Speaker 2: I didn't even pack any clothes or anything. I just
Speaker 2: packed because.
Speaker 1: I didn't we had enough time. It wasn't like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, like we had hours. So when Jennifer was like,
Speaker 1: I'm packing things, I was like, really, maybe I should
Speaker 1: as well, just in case. But to be fair, I
Speaker 1: am always packed, like I'm always traveling, so my bag
Speaker 1: is always kind of packed with like I pull clothes
Speaker 1: out of my open suitcase all the time rather than
Speaker 1: put them back in the closet unless I know I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be home for like a month straight. So my
Speaker 1: shit was already kind of packed. But when I got
Speaker 1: in the car, she had already left. It's a good
Speaker 1: look at the house. Drove away, got up to where
Speaker 1: Penny Marshall's house is, and I saw two cars stopped
Speaker 1: and people out of their cars looking backwards from where
Speaker 1: I came. So I was like, well, shit, I got
Speaker 1: to see what it is, and I stopped. I pulled
Speaker 1: over and I took a picture and put up online.
Speaker 1: And that's when I saw the wall of flame. Coming
Speaker 1: up over the top of Runion, like because it was
Speaker 1: nighttime and so you could see the fucking fire. And
Speaker 1: at that point I was like, well, well, this house
Speaker 1: is going to burn into the ground. We're done. And
Speaker 1: I had to peace of everything in the house going
Speaker 1: away and ship, which honestly I got to pretty quickly.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god. I was like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I've had that shit for like fifty four years, like,
Speaker 1: and sometimes it's been in storage and sometimes it's been here.
Speaker 1: But whatever, nothing lasts forever. Interestingly, I brought my father's ashes,
Speaker 1: which I thought was so weird because I'm like, let
Speaker 1: me save these ashes from all the ashes, did you Yeah?
Speaker 2: I didn't pack any clothes. I just packed a bag
Speaker 2: with important things like cinnamons, ashes, pictures like my pills,
Speaker 2: my journals and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: So you just brought some journals and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I didn't pack any clothes. Oh, I'm starting
Speaker 2: to get really emotional.
Speaker 1: I had to pack clothes because like, I got a
Speaker 1: weird body. I can't just buy off the rack.
Speaker 2: You don't have a weird punch.
Speaker 1: So it's like, like, what am I going to leave
Speaker 1: my jorts behind? A way.
Speaker 2: Been collecting those.
Speaker 1: I brought two pair of sneaker, but not because I'm like,
Speaker 1: these are my favorites, just because it was like, you know,
Speaker 1: I got as many paramid as we'll bring to my
Speaker 1: dad's ashes. I thought was the weirdest thing I brought.
Speaker 1: And I still can't explain that because yeah, but he's already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's that's like that makes total sense.
Speaker 1: What was the weirdest thing that you brought? You think.
Speaker 2: The weirdest thing when I when I repacked the second time,
Speaker 2: like after we got to come back because we stayed
Speaker 2: at a hotel for a night with the forecats and
Speaker 2: the Billy.
Speaker 1: And it's like a new place to hump billy.
Speaker 2: Billy was on such a fucking wild ride for like
Speaker 2: seventy two. He came from from bel Air, then he
Speaker 2: got got to my place, then he got to the
Speaker 2: fucking best Western in Studio City. Was so pissed afe adventure,
Speaker 2: but he's like, live a dick.
Speaker 1: Out life kid.
Speaker 2: We also had to sneak all the animals into the
Speaker 2: hotel because.
Speaker 1: What they don't take cats and rabbits. No, we got
Speaker 1: a room at the same hotel, but the dogs were
Speaker 1: never going to be welcomed. So we were going to
Speaker 1: have to bring the sneak to dogs in. Yeah, But
Speaker 1: once we dropped off, we dropped off stuff at Nanna
Speaker 1: Pops and then we checked in the hotel and and
Speaker 1: like put some of our bags there. But then I
Speaker 1: didn't like want to bring try to bring the dogs
Speaker 1: in the hotel and I wasn't ready to, you know,
Speaker 1: I was completely unsettled. You know, for all, I knew
Speaker 1: our home was burning down. So I was like, look,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drive. I can't. I'm going to try to
Speaker 1: get as close to see what's going on and stuff.
Speaker 1: So she was like, I'm not going back in the evaccident,
Speaker 1: and I was like, all right, we'll stay here because
Speaker 1: they didn't technically evacuate us at that point, like the
Speaker 1: evacuation was for Running canyon, which.
Speaker 2: We have a lot of thoughts on this canyon. We're
Speaker 2: all sick and that's all that matters, but I thoughts
Speaker 2: on that.
Speaker 1: I I drove back and when and this is mind you.
Speaker 1: An hour after we left, and my and we have
Speaker 1: cameras on the house. So I was pulling open my
Speaker 1: phone to see I thought I was going to watch
Speaker 1: the house burn down. On the cameras until the cameras popped.
Speaker 1: So I looked at the cameras and there was no
Speaker 1: sign of fire anywhere, not even in the distance in
Speaker 1: the background of the shot. So I drove back and
Speaker 1: I was able to get to the house. The neighborhood
Speaker 1: wasn't shut down or anything like that, and our neighbors
Speaker 1: who lived next door to us, we're still here, and uh,
Speaker 1: they were like, did you guys leave? And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like, we're gonna stay, and like it's out already,
Speaker 1: and it was the fire, like that wall of flame
Speaker 1: that was there was no longer there. Then what had
Speaker 1: happened was it was fucking Canadian Canadair seaplanes. God bless them.
Speaker 1: They did fifteen drops in fifteen minutes. Damn just drowned
Speaker 1: it on running and that you know, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1: Firefighters everywhere trying to fucking kill all the fires.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean the water drops are the.
Speaker 1: Water drops does all. But like, if you didn't get
Speaker 1: this running fire, you would have there's a chance that
Speaker 1: goes down to Hollywood, like yeah, Groman's like literally when
Speaker 1: people think of Holly the Walk of all that shit,
Speaker 1: because as we saw in Palisades like it's eaten half
Speaker 1: of town. I think they said, like over fifty percent
Speaker 1: of Palisades gone.
Speaker 2: You want to hear something harrowing?
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean not really, but not really.
Speaker 2: But so remember my friend from high school, Talia Goodman,
Speaker 2: maybe her dad David Goodman music. No, Talia was a
Speaker 2: good friend of mine in high school, and her dad,
Speaker 2: David Goodman, he worked for a family guy.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so he wrote he wrote a piece I
Speaker 2: think in like in some newspaper, I can't remember which one,
Speaker 2: because their house burned down, and in it he writes
Speaker 2: about how they evacuated and he was like, but nothing's
Speaker 2: gonna happen, nothing's gonna happen. But then he got a
Speaker 2: fucking notification on his phone that his smoke alarm was
Speaker 2: going off. And that's how he like discovered that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Can you just like even imagine how fucking scary that was. Yeah,
Speaker 2: to know, like, oh my god, my fucking house is burning.
Speaker 1: That's what I was I was waiting for. I was
Speaker 1: watching on my phone and the cameras. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: they'll hit the side of the house first and it's
Speaker 1: coming down the hill. But then it wasn't happening. I
Speaker 1: was like, flames. I don't even see a glow.
Speaker 2: So many people have video.
Speaker 1: Well like ring cameras and video of their homes burning.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm getting I'm getting worked on them.
Speaker 1: Got mother was profoundly affected as well. Oddly enough, I'm.
Speaker 2: Not you were not.
Speaker 1: I've dealt with my shock in a different way. Malcolm
Speaker 1: found it adorable After the fire, and we got home
Speaker 1: for some reason for the next like two three days,
Speaker 1: which is so strange because we I'd just gone through
Speaker 1: this thing where I was like everything I own is
Speaker 1: probably burned to the ground. But when we got home
Speaker 1: for the next three days, all I did was go
Speaker 1: on eBay and buy Bullwinkle things.
Speaker 2: I got a text for some reason one of your
Speaker 2: credit cards is connected to my number, and I got
Speaker 2: a text being like did you try to buy something
Speaker 2: on eBay? And I was like, no, do that. And
Speaker 2: then I got a call being like a from the
Speaker 2: credit card company being like, we need to reach Kevin
Speaker 2: Smith and I was like, oh, he's buying stuff on eBay.
Speaker 4: I see.
Speaker 1: I felt like you know that. I bounced back pretty quickly,
Speaker 1: but I guess you know that that was my way
Speaker 1: of dealing with it in a weird way.
Speaker 2: We were really interesting during the fires. I would say
Speaker 2: it was just really to witness everybody's individual response to
Speaker 2: the fire, Like Austin's response was chaos when we left
Speaker 2: the house. For they there is one in every relationship.
Speaker 2: It feels like when he fucking left the house when
Speaker 2: we were watching the TV and saw the Runion fire,
Speaker 2: which is also fucking crazy because we were because we
Speaker 2: had the TV on. That's how we found out. But
Speaker 2: we didn't get the note of a cation to evacuate
Speaker 2: till fifteen fucking minutes later, which fifteen minutes makes me
Speaker 2: makes a big fucking difference. But anyways, the posters on
Speaker 2: my wall, the Disney posters, my precious, precious Disney posters,
Speaker 2: This fucking man was like a tornado of chaos and
Speaker 2: fucking was just like wiping shit off the wall, like
Speaker 2: he was running so fast, Like they were.
Speaker 9: All fucking crooked. When we came home, they were all
Speaker 9: like tilted off the fucking wall. Because she was literally
Speaker 9: the Tasmanian double and he already kind of is in
Speaker 9: real life all the time, and in an emergency, it's
Speaker 9: like that on fucking crack and the fucking night stands.
Speaker 9: He just like wiped off to the ground, like it
Speaker 9: just made no fucking sense.
Speaker 2: It was such gang os and I was trying. I
Speaker 2: just became numb inside, like I didn't really My first
Speaker 2: response was just like absolute numbness. Driving away with the
Speaker 2: four cats in the car, seeing the fire was just
Speaker 2: felt I just felt dead inside. But then I wouldn't
Speaker 2: leave my house for a week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your ear trauma came afterwards.
Speaker 2: And then yesterday when I did leave my house to
Speaker 2: come record, I immediately started panicking upon driving out of
Speaker 2: my neighborhood.
Speaker 1: And when you got here, you were like a panic
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't have that.
Speaker 2: You didn't have that. And you also were like a
Speaker 2: little nonchalant during the fires.
Speaker 4: Dare I say, I would.
Speaker 1: Say, a little aloof ter.
Speaker 4: I was kind of like, what the.
Speaker 1: Fuck was how I dealt with loss? I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: everything I own, everything I worked for. I mean that house,
Speaker 1: you know. I was like, fuck, where are we going
Speaker 1: to live? And then I was like, well, we own
Speaker 1: a movie theater. We can go live over that.
Speaker 2: For a while, you were pretty fucking nonchalant and a
Speaker 2: loop that.
Speaker 1: Comes from honestly, that comes from my life on the
Speaker 1: road and the job.
Speaker 2: Well, didn't you also like lose a lot during a flood.
Speaker 1: I've already been through some shit, like for example, yes,
Speaker 1: when we were kids. When I was a kid, the
Speaker 1: right before we shot clerks, were supposed to start shooting
Speaker 1: clerks in December of ninety two, but the Nor'easter happened
Speaker 1: right out after Mama Lely's birthday and we got flooded,
Speaker 1: and so yeah, I dealt with like losing everything so
Speaker 1: to speak. Yeah, and then when this house flooded, Oh,
Speaker 1: we were just pressed about that as well. It helps
Speaker 1: to be nimble and be able to pivot and stuff.
Speaker 1: But like, but there's also a part of me that
Speaker 1: is like, hey man, you got fucking you got it
Speaker 1: better than you deserve for a long long time. Like
Speaker 1: I always feel like, you know, I had it for
Speaker 1: a long time. Like we've been in this house for
Speaker 1: like twenty two years, and so if it all went away,
Speaker 1: I was like, I mean, I'll miss it, but like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, like I know exactly what life at
Speaker 1: Labrasa was like, and hopefully, you know, as long as
Speaker 1: we're alive. Then the adventure keeps going and stuff. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I was oddly aloofter in the whole thing, not like
Speaker 1: this isn't happening. I wasn't like the people all know
Speaker 1: it was building the boat, going like what are you doing?
Speaker 1: This is not right? But I was kind of like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's almost the same mindset when I'm at
Speaker 1: the airport and they're like whoor. I'm like, you're going
Speaker 1: to miss the flight, and like, all right, well if
Speaker 1: I do miss the flight, like I've lived through enough
Speaker 1: things to know this, as long as you're alive, story
Speaker 1: keeps going.
Speaker 2: I agree with that sentiment. Although I did not appreciate
Speaker 2: you going back into the neighborhood while the fire was
Speaker 2: still going.
Speaker 1: I really did not. Well, it wasn't though. I went
Speaker 1: back to the neighborhood and there was no fire, like
Speaker 1: that's the only reason I could go back, Otherwise they
Speaker 1: wouldn't even let me near the place. I thought I
Speaker 1: was going to be across the highway looking because when
Speaker 1: we when I left, not just our neighborhood, but when
Speaker 1: I got over to Barm and I was taking that
Speaker 1: side wrote the side street up to Barm and sure
Speaker 1: I looked back and there was a wall of flame
Speaker 1: in the sky with bunch of smoke. So I was like,
Speaker 1: our house is definitely fucking lost. So once we went
Speaker 1: to Nan and Pomps and we were there for a
Speaker 1: while like outside you know, seven eleven parking lot, and
Speaker 1: then once we checked in it's the hotel and all that.
Speaker 1: It had been an hour and change. So that's when
Speaker 1: I drove back. And I only drove back because I
Speaker 1: was like, there's no fire on the cameras. And by
Speaker 1: the time I drove back to the neighborhood, so an
Speaker 1: hour and change after we evacuated, they had put out
Speaker 1: the running fire like it was impressive, especially considering sadly
Speaker 1: that was not the case in the Palisades or an
Speaker 1: Alta Tina, poor Altadina. Then to where are the milk
Speaker 1: comes from? Is it? It's altered ina milk? All the
Speaker 1: milk comes from around here. It's like where the milk
Speaker 1: comes from? Yeah, man, it was. I didn't go back
Speaker 1: into a fire zone. I wouldn't have done that because
Speaker 1: I thought I was going to go close and just
Speaker 1: see it from afar. But then when I got back
Speaker 1: to where I left and I was like, wait, the
Speaker 1: flames aren't there.
Speaker 2: I wasn't ecstatic about the behavior, but anyways.
Speaker 1: Well I went and that's when I went back into
Speaker 1: the house because there was no fire anywhere, and our
Speaker 1: neighbors are still on their porch watching.
Speaker 2: Them from the fucking Best Western. To be like, why
Speaker 2: don't you come down to our room? And you were like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm at the house, and I was like, are you
Speaker 2: fucking kidding me?
Speaker 1: Well, I grabbed a few more things. I was like,
Speaker 1: so there's because I'm looking there's no fire, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, so there's time to grab more shit. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The Best Western had like the original Dog most groove.
Speaker 1: Yes with that trip, I was like, all right, well,
Speaker 1: we got Dogma coming up this year. I need the
Speaker 1: script and.
Speaker 2: It was in my room with the fucking Forecats, and
Speaker 2: the wrapping in the original Dog was script and like.
Speaker 1: Billy's trying to hump it, very cummy script, Bunny Kenny. Script.
Speaker 1: Can't open the pages.
Speaker 2: Because it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: And then I came back and your mom was like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't want to just sit around if you're going
Speaker 1: to drive around and drive around with you too, And
Speaker 1: I was like all right, but I'm probably driving back
Speaker 1: to the to the house and she's going, we can't
Speaker 1: and I was like, I was just there and there's
Speaker 1: no fire.
Speaker 2: So we went back mom and I disagreed whatsoever.
Speaker 1: And that's when we saw the police officer who was like,
Speaker 1: we said, hey, what's the word and he said, well,
Speaker 1: we didn't see him because he had a light flashing
Speaker 1: in our face, but he sounded very nice. But he's like,
Speaker 1: they put the running fire out very fast. He's going,
Speaker 1: so everyone's gonna be coming home either tonight or tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1: I was like, get out of here. That's amazing. And
Speaker 1: he's the one that told us about fifteen drops in
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes then, and he said, looters, he's going they're
Speaker 1: starting to head up into the hills. So that's why
Speaker 1: we're patrolling.
Speaker 2: And I imagining that horrible of a human being absolutely
Speaker 2: what I.
Speaker 1: Do there, but for the grace of God go I.
Speaker 1: But if I was somebody that didn't have any means
Speaker 1: whatsoever and whatnot, and I was in desperate situation.
Speaker 2: Someone who's already losing everything.
Speaker 1: I'm not believing. I'm not condoning what the I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: like fucking I'm trying not to be judging there but
Speaker 1: for the grace of God go I perhaps they're in
Speaker 1: a desperate situation. Who knows why somebody would make such
Speaker 1: a hainus decision. But yes, there's some people who think, like,
Speaker 1: you know, fuck, now's my time, opportunistic. I mean, bro,
Speaker 1: I watch a lot of them YouTube videos. There are
Speaker 1: people that like will die in the street and people
Speaker 1: take their phones off them as they're dying. Like there's
Speaker 1: a harsh world out there. So I don't you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not like go looters, but I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: all right, Unfortunately I'm I'm just a bleeding hard, fucking liberal.
Speaker 2: I yes, people are in need. However, no one should
Speaker 2: ever take advantage of someone in ever but already in.
Speaker 1: A disaster, I agree to believe me, I'm not condoning.
Speaker 1: But like I'm.
Speaker 2: Also like, yes, you just feel you feel for everybody. Yes,
Speaker 2: we understand.
Speaker 1: It's very tough to judge people when like you're in
Speaker 1: a position where like that would not be. Yes, like
Speaker 1: my life and there, yes it's not never would be,
Speaker 1: but yes, but yes, bad to be like all right, man,
Speaker 1: let's make the move and really good, particularly because like
Speaker 1: cops are treating that very seriously, like there's somebody. They
Speaker 1: just arrested a couple of kids who like two hundred
Speaker 1: thousand dollars in like clothing, jewelry watchers.
Speaker 2: One hundred thousand dollars, but.
Speaker 1: They're in the video. They got them, so they arrest them,
Speaker 1: and they're they're prosecuting hardcore.
Speaker 2: They have also gotten people who have fucking set fires themselves.
Speaker 1: They caught a few, yes, Like, it's just I don't
Speaker 1: know the fuck is wrong with people.
Speaker 2: I Like I said, it brought out the fires, brought
Speaker 2: out the best in some people and community and coming together,
Speaker 2: but it also did, unfortunately, shine a light upon the
Speaker 2: fact that there are some true demons walking on this
Speaker 2: fucking nerds like the truth. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Double ain't in the Bible. Kids. He's live well, walking them.
Speaker 2: Streets fucking out here.
Speaker 1: But I don't think he's lighting fires. I think when
Speaker 1: all of a sudden done, we're going to find out
Speaker 1: it wasn't Arson. I think it was like Jane Jordan
Speaker 1: in their neighborhood. The winds were so high blew a
Speaker 1: tree into a transformer hanging out on one of the
Speaker 1: pole electric poles utility poles business blew up, killed fucking
Speaker 1: power in the neighborhood. So Jay and Jordan had to
Speaker 1: evacuate not because of the fires, but because they had
Speaker 1: no fucking power. Yeah, so I think it could have
Speaker 1: been something like that, high winds, fucking hitting a converter
Speaker 1: or whatever the fuck. But the high winds is what
Speaker 1: fucking spread it.
Speaker 2: I don't I'm not trying to speculate. Yeah, but some
Speaker 2: of the because there were so many. Obviously the biggest
Speaker 2: fires are the Eating fire and the Palisades fire. They're
Speaker 2: fucking massive and nobody knows how they started. But there
Speaker 2: were a ton of other little fucking fires. The Hollywood
Speaker 2: one was was gonna be fucking big. But then like
Speaker 2: remember the Studio City one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are embers, Those are traveling embers. I don't
Speaker 1: think that's people, if.
Speaker 2: You again, I'm not trying to speculators, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: That's that.
Speaker 2: The Hollywood one, Studio City one, We're mighty close they were,
Speaker 2: but that would.
Speaker 1: Track for flying embers, well, not close enough for that.
Speaker 2: It was a straight shoot from one to the other.
Speaker 2: But I don't want to I'm just saying it does.
Speaker 2: Many fires don't happens. That many fires don't happen just
Speaker 2: because of winds, is all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Well, now you sound like the internet. That's not can
Speaker 1: happen because of winds and embers.
Speaker 2: I let's just see how things unfold with investigations and stuff.
Speaker 2: But there are some bad fucking people out there.
Speaker 1: Well we can't end on that.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well let's talk about.
Speaker 1: Let's end on this note you know what here.
Speaker 2: But then there are also some amazing, wonderful.
Speaker 1: People covered that. Yes, you guys, do something funny before
Speaker 1: we send them off on their way everyone else. But
Speaker 1: this has become far too existential.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you wanted to talk about the fire.
Speaker 1: Well the fire.
Speaker 2: The fire is a serious fucking subject.
Speaker 1: Let's go back to the bunny's car, all right.
Speaker 2: So it's really weird looking and looks like an inform Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's awful. It sticks out so much.
Speaker 1: It's horrible. Ay man, check this out.
Speaker 4: God, it's so bad. I hate it.
Speaker 1: Is it clothing?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 1: Is just me? Oh, Billy, put it away?
Speaker 2: I hate it so much.
Speaker 1: Well, it's a good thing that you rescued that bunny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys, he'll live the fuck another day. Don't matter
Speaker 1: if it's living or dead, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Just you.
Speaker 4: It was like, please, what the fuck.
Speaker 1: Old by him doing it again? Bobby, I'm all sticky.
Speaker 1: No no no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: Well did you bring the girl bunny backie bunnies? Bunny?
Speaker 2: I should have known from him being a boy like
Speaker 2: that's that's their reputation, the reputation of of boy rabbits,
Speaker 2: of rabbits comes from boy rabbits.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, is that yeah? Of course, yeah, of.
Speaker 2: Course that's not like the girl rabbits are not trying
Speaker 2: to get it on like the guys.
Speaker 1: Well, Sinny wasn't because she was fixed.
Speaker 2: Sinn I hated other rabbits.
Speaker 1: True, but what you don't know is you've never had
Speaker 1: an un that's true, fixed girl rabbits, and for all
Speaker 1: you know, they're total fucking sluts.
Speaker 8: Hey hey, hey, hey hey Bunny, Hey.
Speaker 1: I am following me on that Instagram private account?
Speaker 2: God, how dare you? How dare you? Wait?
Speaker 4: Did we already?
Speaker 2: Did we already talk about how how Billy's voice is
Speaker 2: no longer? Hello, my name is Billy.
Speaker 1: Got a different voice. But people can learn about that
Speaker 1: if they go switch over to the after show.
Speaker 2: Oh so true, so true.
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Speaker 3: And also, our hearts go out to everybody who's been
Speaker 3: affected by.
Speaker 1: The fire absolutely and are an undying gratitude to every
Speaker 1: damn firefighter who's out there trying to fucking tame this
Speaker 1: beast from hell.
Speaker 3: All the gratitude in the world for firefighters, amen, Thank you,
Speaker 3: and first responders and all the wonderful humans who have
Speaker 3: come together to be there for the community.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we love you.
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