[upbeat music] The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast.
Now, Victor, I honestly added this one to the concert calendar, I swear I did, on, well, yesterday.
Which one?
The Sublime Me Gusta Festival.
Oh, sure you did, Peaches. All of a sudden it's not on there, huh? [laughs]
No, I was really wanting their listeners to show up to that, that show, I guess. If people checked out our concert calendar, there's Sublime, Slightly Stoopid, Pennywise, the Long Beach Dub All Stars, The Ataris, uh, Co-Defendants, a bunch of other bands. [laughs]
All right, where's that happening?
Um, Zions Bank Stadium in Salt Lake City.
Okay. Yep, that sounds like something that, uh, a lot of our listeners would probably be interested in. So yeah, we were talking about shows earlier, and there are just so many shows coming up, it's impossible to go to all of them.
I, I so badly wanted to go to Nothing More, but then last night, um, you know, Aubrey tempted me. She's like, "I'm getting my massage [laughs] next weekend."
[laughs]
I'm like, "You know what? I'll get one, too, that same day."
Very nice.
Uh, not next weekend, but the weekend afterwards.
All right. All right. And I can't even keep track of what weekend's what, but yeah, we have, uh, Becca and I have some friends that are just begging us to go with them to a Black Label Society, which is, it is on a weekend-
Good
... so that's cool. But it's the weekend before Nine Inch Nails, and you know me, I start getting overwhelmed when I have too many things on the calendar. So I'm like, "Ugh, two trips to Salt Lake, two weekends in a row. Eh."
Es- especially when you have the weekend only to your... Like, just to, just to kind of chill.
Yeah, well, and my house is a freaking disaster, and it's driving me crazy, and I wanna get it clean, but it seems like every weekend we got something going on, so, you know, we get nothing done. And then on the weekdays, I'm just exhausted, so I don't wanna go home and like, "All right, let's spend the whole evening doing chores and then just go to bed." So yeah, I don't know. T- today I'm a little less tired than yesterday, so I'm feeling more optimistic about potentially going to Black Label, but I, I don't know, man.
See if you can get, uh, get, uh, get an interview with Zakk Wylde.
I probably could. Um, I think I know who to hit up. I'll have to look into that. But yeah.
That'd be a legendary one.
Like, the one... I'm... Like, there's no way I'm missing Nine Inch Nails.
No.
Like-
Not, not at all
... uh, I just gotta go. But holy crap, Jade and I were looking at, uh, ticket prices earlier, 'cause there are a handful of bands that are just so big, they, they just don't care. You know? Like, the... [laughs] Usually we can be like, "Hey, buddies. Uh, you got any spares laying around?" Uh, Nine Inch Nails is one of those bands that, like Tool, it... I might end up having to just fork over the dough, and it looks... I mean, it's crazy right now. I'm definitely gonna have to wait till, you know, the day before or day of show.
Trent seems like such a D-bag. I can tell you that right now.
You think so?
Oh, yeah.
He seems like he'd be pretty cool to me.
Him, him and Maynard are the top two that if you don't impress them, they don't care about you.
Ah. Well, with Maynard, all you gotta do is talk about how great Arizona is, and his wine is fantastic. Trent, I don't know what you need to say to him to impress him. Great job on the Tron soundtrack, buddy. It was awesome. It fit the movie perfectly.
But the- but then I also think I, if I were in that same boat, I feel like, if I, if... I would be exactly like Trent Reznor, I feel like.
[laughs]
If I was that famous.
[laughs]
Because I made this meme yesterday. I was sitting here laughing to myself just because of, uh, the, the most recent encounter at the, uh, Bad Omens, Beartooth, and, uh, President show. There are a lot of dudes who just show up, they give you that aggressive smack on the back, and they say, "Peaches, how are you, big fella?"
[laughs] Yeah.
They're extra loud, they smell bad-
[laughs]
... and they, they always wanna give you, uh, their two cents, not only on the station, but what you look like, what you sound like, um, what could be better on the show. Magically, they're radio programmers all of a sudden.
Yeah. I think you'd be quite the diva if you were super famous. For sure.
[laughs]
No meet and greets. Hold on, I feel like I'm gonna sneeze. Talk. [sneezes]
Dang it, Peaches.
I told you to talk. [laughs]
I'm adding that to the, uh, to the secret sound library. [laughs]
What is this? Victor sneezing. [laughs]
But, uh, I'm kinda, I'm kind of, uh, wondering if I should post this, because I'm worried if I do, somebody's going to complain to Jade that I'm insulting the audience in some way, shape, or form.
I mean, I didn't read every sentence you had on there-
Oh, there. Here you go
... 'cause there's a lot of them.
Here you go.
No, that's m- m- I don't wanna read it right now.
It's a vision test.
Yeah.
Here. I'll scoot back.
I can't read that from here, that's for sure.
[laughs]
But what I read was fine. Like, I don't know, you didn't, uh... It was questions listeners ask you.
Not even just questions. It's more so-
Or statements
... like, statements like, uh, "Dude, you sound exactly like you do on air, but also nothing like you do on KBEAR." Like, there's people that say, like, I sound exactly the way that I do, but also I sound nothing the way that I, I, I sound on k- on the air. It's very weird. We're a mixture.
Talk to me in your radio voice, Peaches.
Yeah, talk to me in your radio voice.
[laughs] I always love that one. It's like, it's this voice. The same voice you get, all right?
It's either, um, "Dude, I could spot you from across the venue. Here's a picture I took of you from across the way."
[laughs]
I think I'm funny, that type of thing.
But I will give you props for posting those every time. You know, when somebody's like, "Where's Peaches?" [laughs]
Hey, somebody, hey-
I saw it at Bad Omens [laughs]
... loyal listener, Glenn, uh, Glenn, shout out to Glenn. He, uh, posted a picture of Jade at the career fair and said, "L- I, I spotted Skeletor." [laughs]
[laughs] Yes! That's fantastic. That's hilarious.
So yeah, but the, all, all the rest were kind of just, like, making fun of, uh, how people come up to me about my height. Like, "I thought you were, like, nine feet tall."
[laughs] I, I... Post it and just see what hap- post it in the Life in Idaho Falls group. [laughs]
Oh, I did, I did ma- uh, make a comment in the Life in Idaho Falls Facebook group recently.
Ah.
Um, I d- earlier today, actually.
Okay. I haven't looked at it today.
Oh, we can talk about it in the next break.
All right, let's talk about it next break. We'll return. Man. [upbeat music]
Well, it's the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. I am Peaches.
I'm Victor.
I feel like we complain a lot on this show, but, uh, you know, a lot of people out there are also complaining, especially online. Uh, some lady by the name of Anike or Ah-nick, I don't know how you say her name. It's A-N-I-K-E.
Okay, I don't know how I'd pronounce that either.
Well, she posted, "For people that moved here from another state, what surprised you? For me, something that was different was how dry it is. I have to wear more lotion and cover bread and baked goods, et cetera, or else it will dry. Anything unique that you thought that's different?" So I said, "Well, the dryness for sure. I did not expect my hands to be needing lotion every so often."
Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm, uh, I'm at the point I better use some or I'm gonna get cracked knuckles.
But then I al-
Bloody knuckles
... then I also pointed out, like, every time I go back and visit home, I realize, oh, wait a minute, businesses are actually open on Sunday here-
Uh, mm-hmm
... i- in Southern California. Not here in this area. It's bus- it's shut down on Sunday.
Oh, absolutely. Uh-
I, I feel like that needs to change big time.
Well, and, you know, I, I pulled up this post and somebody commented, uh, the truth that you should've seen it 30 years ago. Like, when I was a kid, there was way more stuff closed on Sundays, and like, when I was a kid, as far ... I ... This could be a false memory, but I don't think up until about the time Scream came out, I don't think any movie theaters around here played R-rated movies.
Wow.
Yeah. 'Cause I remember it being like a big deal that Scream was gonna be ... Did we have to come to Idaho Falls to see it? I don't remember if we saw it in Poky, but we did see it in the theater, and like I was telling you, I was blown away that Fat Cats in Rexburg is playing R-rated movies now.
That's where I saw The Conjuring.
Yeah.
The latest Conjuring movie.
Yeah. So, uh, things have definitely changed a bunch on the Sunday front, and I still don't understand restaurants around here that aren't open on Sundays 'cause that's like, you know, one of the one days of the week, you got nothing going on, it's a good day to go get lunch or, you know, or an early dinner. I don't know.
Well, even with, uh, when I first moved out here, 2021, I, I, I went out on a Sunday. The gym was empty. Grocery stores were completely empty. That was like my designated day to go shopping early in the morning on Sunday so I could avoid everybody-
Yeah
... and just have the whole store basically to myself. That's changed quite a lot. Now everybody's out there Sunday morning driving around.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. D- well, on my way to work each morning. It used to be 5:45 AM, there was nobody on the roads. Nobody at all. Now I get stopped at every stoplight on the way here, and there's ... What I would ... I mean, it's not like bad traffic, but I would call it for that time of day traffic. It's like, what, what are all you people doing at this time of day?
Right.
What job are you going-
Makes you wonder
... Yeah, what job are you going to? Like, there's not very many places that are, that are open at that time of day. So I, I don't know. It's definitely gotten, uh, a little bit different. I wonder what else people are saying in here surprises them.
Well, I, I, I pointed out because I never really noticed this in Southern California, maybe because I, I grew up there and I wasn't a part of the, uh, Facebook groups throughout most of my time there. I d-
Mm-hmm
... or I just didn't. But people complained verbally. It wasn't like on a Facebook group.
Ah.
Like, if there was, uh, something missing or something like, uh, gonna be n- changed, it, it was, "Oh" ... It was not that big of a deal. Here it's like, "What was that loud boom?"
[laughs]
"Why is there police on my street?"
[laughs]
"Does somebody know?"
Well, Pe- Peaches, it's a lot more, uh, boring around here. [laughs]
It's like, who cares?
[laughs]
If there's eight police cars on my street, I say, "Cool. Less traffic. Get the criminal out of here."
[laughs] Uh, let's see. This person says, "It's really clean here." How ... What do you say, uh, cleanliness compared to LA?
Oh, pfft.
[laughs]
Are you kidding me?
Here it is so much cleaner, so much better people-wise.
[laughs]
I don't need to worry about a tweaker all of a sudden chasing me like a zombie.
Yeah, no. Like, I'll leave my car running when I'm, uh, you know, at the gas station or, you know, just run in, get something. [laughs] In a big city, no way. No way. You're ... You'd come back outside to no vehicle.
Have you seen, uh ... That reminds me. Have you seen that account on Instagram? I, I don't know. I forgot their name. Like, they, they basically put out, like, a bait bike, and people go on it to steal it, and they'll put, like, spikes that come out of the seat-
[laughs] Oh
... or they'll, they'll, they'll shock the, the handlebars.
[laughs]
And you'll see these guys scorpion fall-
[laughs]
... and just drag their face along the concrete, and they're still laughing at them from the side of the camera.
[laughs]
I'll have to show you some of their videos.
I need to see some of those videos. That is really funny. I haven't seen any of those. That's fantastic.
One, one guy rode the bike for a good amount of time then realized, "Wait, why is my butt bleeding?"
[laughs]
And then there's all these spikes.
Well, and you know, talking about things being closed too, um, you know, if anybody moved here in the last, like, three years, things are different since the pandemic. There are a lot of places that used to be open on Sundays and Mondays, and now they're just not, and they never went back to those hours. I mean, even Walmart used to be 24 hours.
Right. Yeah, yeah.
And now I, I don't know what their hours are, but I know, uh, there's very few 24-hour places period. Uh, even Jack in the Box, you know, not 24 hours anymore.
Well, people here also care a lot about businesses changing, businesses coming in, businesses going out because-
Yeah
... there's not too many in the first place.
Yeah.
But then it also, it kinda ruins people because [laughs] I, I've seen those comments before, like, "Why do we need a Chipotle? We already have Cafe Rio and ..."
[laughs] It's like, variety's good, everybody.
Yeah, absolutely.
Having some choices is good.
They're not gonna go out of business. I d- I think that's more so the complaint of, like, a big chain coming in and ruining the smaller businesses.
And-
But I think Cafe Rio's doing pretty good for themselves.
I think they're fine.
Yeah.
I think they're gonna be okay, and they- they're a chain anyway, you know?
[laughs]
Like, settle down. So yeah, I mean, things have changed around here, but I don't know. The last few years have been weird. So-
Oh, some, some guy named Mark saying, "Moving from a very large metropolitan" ... Oh, metropolitan?
Metropolis. [laughs]
[laughs] Metro- I think that's what he wrote.
Met- m- metropolitan.
[laughs]
You're ... Now you're messing me up.
[laughs] Um, he says, "What I miss most is quality restaurants. What a lot of people think are great restaurants here are just mediocre from my experiences."
Hmm.
What your, your great is my mid.
[laughs]
Dude, there are some great restaurants around here. I don't care what people say. I've, I've eaten in big cities, um, at the, the best. You know, let's go to the best here, and we've still got good stuff around here.
I am, I am actually shocked. Lacey brought up a great point, how windy it is.
Oh, yeah.
Even trying to drive to and from Rexburg this time of year.
Well, you know why it bl-
Last night, just ...
You know why the wind blows here, right?
Oh, because of Utah.
'Cause Utah sucks.
Yeah, there we go.
That's right. [upbeat music]
This is the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, Metropolitan-
[laughs]
Victor-
In the big metrop-
[laughs]
Metropolitan area of-
Neopolitan-
... East Idaho
... Metropolitan.
[laughs] So Beaches, I had a question for you. I couldn't find any updates on this myself. I assume that R/Bald deleted your picture of Eddie Trunk.
No, there was hardly any views on it.
Really?
It only had, like, 13 views.
What the heck? I went looking for it to see if there were any reactions-
See, oh
... any comments.
14 views with my own up-vote.
Why, why is it not getting the right reach?
I don't know.
Maybe it's because in that first picture it kinda cuts off the top of his head-
I-
... and you can't see his-
Yeah
... disaster of hair.
All right. Well, I can-
[laughs]
... I can revamp it really.
[laughs] I was so disappointed. I wanted to see what people were saying and if anyone recognized him and was like, "That's Eddie Trunk." And it's funny 'cause you know how your phone's always listening to you? Well, now I'm getting all these Eddie Trunk videos popping up on my YouTube [laughs] like the r- the rise and fall of That Metal Show. And I think I mentioned it yesterday, the artists who hate Eddie Trunk. And there's a surprising number of videos, uh, that... I don't know. I'd be sad if they were videos about me. [laughs]
I mean, once, once you reach that level of fame, there's gonna be so many things about you.
Oh, yeah.
So many negative things, especially in this day and age. I mean, I felt horrible when I saw the, that one guy who hate listens to our station-
Yeah
... and then tried, like, taking my words out of context, putting it in the Live in Idaho Falls Facebook group.
Oh, yeah.
And then there was, like, a few people like, "I, I don't like that guy. I turn him off every time I hear him."
[laughs] Oh, there's plenty of people who don't like me.
But, but it's like y- you never say anything in person. You always just go to Facebook.
Yeah. No, no, people are generally nice in person.
Right.
You know? Or they w- just won't say anything at all.
Or they, they hide and they stare. I, I-
[laughs]
... I notice a lot of people who just, like, just stare.
[laughs] It's like I k- I know why you're looking at me. All right?
My biggest pet peeve is when somebody stands behind me at a concert and they start, like, openly complaining, thinking I can't hear them.
[laughs] Who let a big, tall guy in front of me at Pages?
Oh, one time I called this, uh, this girl a very mean name at The Scene Queen show-
[laughs]
... and I turned around and just w- went off. [laughs]
It's not my fault. It's my genetics.
Yeah. It's not, it's... I mean, the other person's fault for being that short. That's what I say.
Yeah, exactly. You, you can't get mad at tall people at shows.
Yell at your parents.
Right? Exactly. You, you know, it's ... Get yourself some stilt shoes.
I can tell you once, uh, me and Aubrey have those kids, they're-
Oh
... gonna be [laughs]
Monsters.
We might have a seven-foot son, to be quite honest with you.
[laughs]
Oh, man, that's gonna be weird. Uh, but yeah, Eddie Trunk sucks.
E- yeah, yeah, he, he, he's a, a... I don't even know what to say about him, but he needs to shave his head.
Radio DJs who hate [laughs] Eddie Trunk.
[laughs] We'll make our own video.
Let's get that going.
[laughs]
[upbeat music] All right, Victor, let's talk about this. I follow this, uh, subreddit R/OkBuddyCinephile.
Okay. I, I follow a few of those OkBuddy subreddits. They're like, uh, goof memes-
Right
... I guess. There's one that I follow for, uh, Breaking Bad. Um, I have to think of the, uh, the others that I f- Red Dead. There's a-
[laughs]
... Red Dead one that I follow. [laughs]
So this person was asking, "Favorite excellent actor who you genuinely feel is a piece of crap in real life?"
Okay.
And this guy posted a picture of Peter Dinklage.
Oh, geez. [laughs]
And I, I gotta tell you, I, I kind of agree. I feel like he gets so upset about the short jokes, and it's like, "Dude, you're a short person. You're a small person. Like, y- y- you gotta live with it." I mean, like, I, I... As me, for me being a tall person, I understand it from the other perspective, and there might be, like, a different way to look at it. Like, oh, he's, he's rather, uh, the word blessed for, like, his point of view because he's taller.
He's a big oaf.
But Peter Dinklage, his wallet is taller than me.
[laughs]
I can tell you that much.
Absolutely. [laughs]
He's a dad. He's a successful actor. One of the most successful act- actors probably, yeah.
I mean, I think a guy who would be willing to be in the movie The Toxic Avenger has gotta be somewhat cool.
Well, uh, he's... You remember when, like, when Snow White, when that remake was coming out and he's like, "I don't want the seven..." You know, I, I don't think I can even say the word.
Um, I mean,
y- yeah, I'm nervous to say it too. [laughs]
Right? Yeah. "I don't want the seven short people."
[laughs]
So then they had a, a CGI thing come in, and then all the other little people, like Brad Williams and the guy who plays Hornswoggle in WWE-
Yeah
... they were both really upset with him for saying this because it just took away a lot of, uh, potential roles for those guys.
Yeah. Yeah, that could've been some good opportunities, for sure.
But though also that remake of Snow White ended up being one of the worst pieces of crap ever. Um-
I don't think I saw it
... I did, I did laugh at the top answer. Shia LaBeouf, an amazing actor, but he's a mess of a person.
Dude, if you're gonna hang out with anyone in New Orleans, who you gonna hang out with? Shia LaBeouf.
Right?
He looks like he knows how to have a... He knows how to have a party.
He packs a punch.
[laughs]
You know?
Dude, what a, what a madman.
His wife split up with him after that. [laughs]
Dude, yeah. I-
That's the final straw. You're being labeled as a terror in New Orleans. [laughs]
I know. Some of the headlines that were going around were so hilarious. He's terrorizing the city. [laughs] Like, that-
What are you, his joker? [laughs]
Yeah. I wish that the... You know, East Idaho News, Victor Wilt is terrorizing Idaho Falls. [laughs]
I'm gonna sort this list by controversial.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
All right.
The top one, Mr. Rogers. [laughs]
[laughs] Yeah, he seems like he'd be a big jerk.
This guy genuinely repulses me.
[laughs]
No idea how he still gets roles after all the stuff that came out about him. If I were locked alone in a room with the guy, I'd claw the walls until my fingers bled trying to escape. Truly terrifying that a human like this exists.
Okay, so that's the type of response I'd expect in that subreddit, uh, 'cause I mean, it... Mr. Rogers is dead, right?
Yeah, he's been dead for quite some time.
[laughs] He's not getting any new roles. What, what else they got under controversial?
Um, it's more so talking about, uh, James Woods and Elisabeth Moss. Um, I see that here.
See, now those seem, those seem like serious answers. James Woods does seem like he would be a jerk.
Yeah.
He doesn't seem like he'd be fun to hang out with.
Um-
Not at all
... I, I, I think Chevy Chase also seems, I've heard-
Oh, he, he's, he's, like, known to be a total jerk.
Yeah.
So maybe sorting by controversial in that subreddit's not gonna get you the funny answers that you want.
Well, it gave me, like, uh, how c- uh, Brad Williams, like we just talked about, how-
Yeah
... he, he was about to have the best role, and then Peter Dinklage ruined it for him.
Mm-hmm.
Um, someone put Keanu Reeves.
[laughs] See? Total jerk from what I've heard.
Yeah.
Total jerk.
But he's also a horrible actor. He's the opposite.He's a nice person, but, like, the ... acting-wise, he's not the best
Well, he's not the greatest, but he's not bad.
I need a gun.
[laughs] I like Keanu Reeves. I don't know. I l- ... Probably because I grew up watching, like, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Right.
You know?
A lot of people are quoting Elf, saying he's an angry elf.
[laughs]
Will Ferrell says that to Peter Dinklage in the movie.
[laughs]
So yeah, maybe he actually does have a sense of humor. Because if, if he wanted that in the script or kept that in the script, or maybe, maybe, like, he just got fed up with all the jokes and was like, "All right. I made it big now. I've had enough."
Could be. Could be, 'cause, uh, you know, we were talking about fame earlier. It, it can make you a different person, for sure.
Someone said, "I would be a huge jerk if I were three feet tall." [laughs]
Jeez. [laughs]
I mean, it could be like, uh, w- Verne Troyer.
Yeah, he-
He was fun
Yeah.
I watched some of his videos.
Yeah, he seemed like a nice dude.
I, I saw some of his YouTube videos on- uh, where he was trying these different foods, and he was going to these drive-throughs. And I just imagine, like, the pure shock on somebody's face when he pulls up-
[laughs]
... in, like, a giant Escalade.
Oh, yeah. [laughs]
And you just see some tiny guy come. [laughs] He sort of has, like, a lift up to the seat and down. [laughs]
Yeah, like, if little Russell's out there listening, you need to get yourself a [laughs] jacked-up pickup truck, dude, for sure.
But Verne Troyer also tweeted out, "I am 27 donuts tall."
[laughs]
And he had a stack of donuts next to him. [laughs]
[laughs] He has a sense of humor.
Uh, Benedict Cumberbatch.
Does he seem like he'd be a jerk?
I don't know. I feel like he'd be very ...
He seems like, because of his name, he'd be pretentious or something.
Right. But I don't know.
But it's not his fault that he was given that stupid name. I am Benedict Cumberbatch.
Yeah, see, all the controversial answers kinda suck. Should we just go back to the best?
Yeah, let's just go back to the best, 'cause I think-
Let's go to the top ones here
... those'll be the funny ones, for sure.
See, yeah, uh, they're just all making fun of this guy. Like, "I know someone who worked with him. They said he was all right, nothing special, had his moments, but all around just an actor doing his job." See, it's just them-
Okay, but-
... evaluating Peter Dinklage.
Yeah. No, there, there was a question posted. Reddit, I-
Oh, Mark Wahlberg.
Mark Wahlberg.
Well, he had that weird thing that happened back in the day, right? Like, where he, like, shot someone, or he beat up somebody.
Ah, I don't remember.
Um, the ... Yeah, it says, "I, I don't like nor do I rate him highly. I just want, wanted to call him a jerk." [laughs]
[laughs] I just felt like it.
I see Shia LaBeouf. I see, uh-
I, I think-
... more stuff on Peter Dinklage. Oh, Kevin Spacey. Okay, that's enough of that.
Okay. Yeah, we know he's a dirtbag. Jeez.
Oh, there's Chevy Chase. Yep, yep. There's-
Yeah
... I figured that would happen. Eh, this, this is dumb.
Yeah.
Oh, uh, Jon Hamm.
Jon Hamm. I don't know. Uh, the ... People w- are just basing that off of his persona on Mad Men, I think.
I feel like he'd be pretty cool.
I think he would too, 'cause, like, uh, you know, he's been in some other shows where you can tell he has a sense of humor.
Right.
Yeah.
I, I bet he'd be pretty fun.
Even Timothée Chalamet.
Yeah, I bet he wouldn't be too bad. You know? He's just one of those guys that blew up into superstardom, and I think people don't like his weird-looking face, 'cause he is-
Ryan Reynolds.
Ry- people think he would be rude? Really? I'd think he'd be fun.
Uh, yeah.
Big jerk, Jack Black. [laughs] You can tell he'd be a total jerk.
It says, "Everyone's a jerk, though, under a magnifying glass." 'Cause, you know, it could happen to all of us, really.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm sure there are some people that, like, I reacted wrong to them or something or didn't, 'cause I'm deaf, didn't hear them say, "Victor."
I heard someone say, "Oh, hi, Peaches," as I was running around the Delta Center trying to find ... 'cause I was so mad that we, we ... nobody knew where we had to go to go to the floor.
Yeah.
We had to go grab wristbands and all of that.
Dude, the, the Delta Center needs to get it together. We missed the Ghost, uh, VIP because no one could tell us where to go.
Right.
And the Delta Center's huge. So we walked [laughs] around that thing over and over. Oh. Yeah. We got there-
And it-
... when they were closing up shop.
There's nothing worse than when, like, you ask somebody a question, and they act like you just spoke a different language to them, and they just stare at you. Sometimes I do wanna say, like-
[laughs]
... "Uh, uh, am I hard to understand, stupid?" [laughs] Like-
Oh, yeah. And I wanna let people know, like, yeah, if you ever yell at me and I just don't respond, it's 'cause I'm deaf. I can't hear anything. There was some guy, I think at the Ian Munzing show, who was ... hollered at me, like, three different times at, when I walked by him. And I didn't hear him till, like, the, the final time. I'm like, "Oh, hey. What up, dude?"
If you ever see Victor texting, do not talk to him-
[laughs] Just-
... 'cause he will not acknowledge you, nothing. He is too focused on that conversation.
[laughs]
I have said so many, uh, uh, horrible things-
[laughs]
... in his ear as a test to see if he's actually listening. Sure enough, he's not. [laughs]
Nope, I'm a bad multitasker. [upbeat music]
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