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Speaker 1: Welcome bird, beardless dick lets me.

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Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith, and I'm Harley Quinn Smith.

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Speaker 1: I'm Chuckles. Me and Chuckles are fucking gathering together for

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Speaker 1: the second the.

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Speaker 2: Last time ever home for home recording ever.

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Speaker 1: Look at you to hold on to life. You're like

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Speaker 1: the home. There's more. You're what stage of death bargaining?

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Speaker 1: Is that what this is?

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Speaker 2: I'm making a deal with the devil as we speak,

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Speaker 2: A can't It's gonna fucking it that you.

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Speaker 1: Can't stop it. I'm ending well, you know who good

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Speaker 1: at our heart and they were the ones that came

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Speaker 1: up with the idea, let's end it. You know what,

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Speaker 1: from the fucking ashes, we will rise. It's like a

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Speaker 1: fucking phoenix. Wait until you see the next show.

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Speaker 2: Kids, it's gonna be good.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna be like, I can't believe they didn't

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Speaker 1: do this first. Idiots, beardless dickless idiots. We really we were,

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Speaker 1: but we aren't there. This means that if you were like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm a dicklet what am I going to do? Who

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Speaker 1: will I be?

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Speaker 2: Your identity is up in the air now.

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Speaker 1: That's true. Just like how when we did vegan Abatua

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Speaker 1: back in the day we left them all a little lurch.

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Speaker 2: We really did. We really left them hanging.

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Speaker 1: And our vegan Abatua fans we referred to as abatuats

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Speaker 1: over that attz amongst ourselves privately, I'm home at least

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Speaker 1: sucking at Yeah, sadly if you're a dick lit or

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Speaker 1: maybe you're like, look, I'm a completionist, like I like

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Speaker 1: something that ends. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Like

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Speaker 1: sometimes like fucking I can get a comic book series

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Speaker 1: going back in the day and you're like, fuck, man,

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Speaker 1: like just should ended it like two years ago? Shit,

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Speaker 1: this is going out in our prime re not a

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Speaker 1: court and Ieheart but not Nightheart's Eye, but perhaps not

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Speaker 1: our advertising prime.

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Speaker 2: We are we're going out right when we should.

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Speaker 1: We are, and and it's led to something that will

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Speaker 1: be so much more satisfying. Oh yeah, like on so

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Speaker 1: many levels for you, the audience, for us. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: like like literally literally you're like sitting there going what

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Speaker 2: We'll tell you now.

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Speaker 1: We have two more.

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Speaker 2: Home shows, this one and then one more.

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Speaker 1: We have one more home show. We're living the second lasm.

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Speaker 1: We're in it right now. Oh my god, tick around

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Speaker 1: my mind skills, let me come in. If you were

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Speaker 1: watching the show at that Kevinsmith club dot com, which

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Speaker 1: I'm going to promote the funk out of now used

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Speaker 1: to be a little more like, well maybe we should

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Speaker 1: give room diehard.

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Speaker 2: No you weren't.

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Speaker 1: You were like, it's like, go fuck yourself. If you're

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Speaker 1: watching the show, you could see me do my fucking

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Speaker 2: And it's pretty good, pretty solid.

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Speaker 1: I'm just putting one hand up another now, just dancing

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Speaker 1: a dance. But yeah, man, it is the next home

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Speaker 1: show is the last home show. Say goodbye to this

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Speaker 1: fucking room. It will no longer be the podcasting room.

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Speaker 2: And I'll going it again.

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Speaker 1: Are you fucking serious? I don't say it like that.

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Speaker 1: The fuck ew I am. I gonna cry. You'll be

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Speaker 1: in here again. We're gonna use it for something else.

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Speaker 2: This is my childhood home. I think I'll be here again.

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Speaker 1: Good point. I was recounting with your mother at one

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Speaker 1: like a family rabbit hole, talking about my family, and

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Speaker 1: you know, my peers, they moved on right, they went

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Speaker 1: She wasn't. Mamily was.

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Speaker 1: From a Momily trip. I'll tell you all about after

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Speaker 1: Harley tells you all about her surprise engagement party. But

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Speaker 1: Momily was I Momily is like my hero and she's

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Speaker 1: I love her death. That being said, I have conveniently

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Speaker 1: put away how challenging Momily was when I lived at

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Speaker 1: I lived with the Momily who was like I was like,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, I just go out to Brian

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Speaker 1: I was like they were Brian Walter, like two three

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Speaker 1: had different relationships with their mothers than I had with mine.

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Speaker 1: Not like fucking better or worse, just different. I was

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Speaker 1: my mom. Well, I didn't make up the old adage

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Speaker 1: every boy marries his mother. Oh god, I tell that

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Speaker 1: it's not contest, and neither is fucking trauma. You did

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Speaker 2: Welcome post clerks condo, the.

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Speaker 1: Post clerk's condo life. My life breaks down into two eras.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, BC before clerks ad ad after.

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Speaker 1: Dante said, with such resident pride, like so clever father,

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Speaker 1: let me lay it out for them. I love this

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Speaker 1: witticism of yours. Instead, you're just like, oh, you're like

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Speaker 1: a Catholic kid doing a rosary, Hail Mary, full of Jesus. Amen.

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Speaker 1: That's how we used to rifle to them clerks. Not

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Speaker 1: in my that's you. In my world, it's like mah

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Speaker 1: Please. There's a boy genius director over stop base. There's

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Speaker 1: a boy outside of artists would change the world and

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Speaker 2: Convention all right, Oh my.

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Speaker 1: to present for the Young Artist Academy Awards, And I

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Speaker 1: I'm an Academy member in good standing since nineteen ninety seven,

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Speaker 1: happy to do it. And young people they always need

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Speaker 1: at the DJA. Of course it's an academy thing.

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Speaker 1: for the Young Artist Academy. But of course you want

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Speaker 1: And then there was some like, uh, you know, before you,

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Speaker 1: make sure they're wearing a Young Artist Academy badge. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: which was a kind of like you.

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Speaker 2: Know, okay, settle down, look out for.

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Speaker 1: Lookout for pedals and ship Jesus, That's what it was.

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Speaker 1: They're like, hey, man like, because anybody could come in

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I gotta be careful, you know what

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Speaker 1: So there was something and it wasn't like look out

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Speaker 1: never leave the premises with a stranger, which is something

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Speaker 1: I whenever I go to an adult function at the DJA.

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Speaker 1: They're not like, well, theme to the Director's Guild of America,

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Speaker 1: we hope you have a pleasant evening and never leave

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Speaker 1: the DGA with stranger.

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Speaker 2: Maybe they should say it, you know what, you're wrong.

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Speaker 1: I bet you A lot of people are like going

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Speaker 1: to bars like I hope I leave the DJA with

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Speaker 1: a stranger tonight. That's so true.

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Speaker 2: Actually, it's just I would say it's a scary place.

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Speaker 1: Though I have success in my career, but I don't

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Speaker 1: have love. I hope I meet somebody at the DJA. Sad.

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Speaker 1: That was my haunted Hollywood face, which you could see

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Speaker 1: if you were watching on that Kevin Smith Club, What

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Speaker 2: Why why now I know?

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Speaker 1: Then Harley's besties were like, can we have a surprise

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Speaker 1: we say? And I was like, just tell her that,

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00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,960
Speaker 1: like I've got a I said, give me your phone.

435
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 1: I took her phone and then I just shot a

436
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 1: video where was like, kiddo, you got to come over

437
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 1: and take a picture with me and the pinball game.

438
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,680
Speaker 1: Because what'd I say?

439
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,159
Speaker 2: Like he said that I got it for a discount

440
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 2: because I told the guy that I would film a

441
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 2: video with you because he was our fans. I bought

442
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 2: it two days ago when I still haven't sent it,

443
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:03,439
Speaker 2: so you need to come over now. But also days

444
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 2: before that, there was a plan to go to Crossroads

445
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 2: for dinner. Yes, and Mom said you have to come

446
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 2: see dad's new pinball machine.

447
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 1: That was mom setting the setting the table.

448
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she never really we don't really make plans

449
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 2: that far in advance.

450
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,159
Speaker 1: I would say, were you suspicious?

451
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 2: Well, I wasn't suspicious, but I was kind of like, they're.

452
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 1: Going to sit me down and tell me they're getting divorced.

453
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,119
Speaker 1: Oh god, what were you did you You weren't like

454
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,919
Speaker 1: this must be an engagement party, but you were like,

455
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 1: why is she planning this while.

456
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,879
Speaker 5: In advance, well, I was just like hmm okay, But

457
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 5: then I thought like Nan and Pop would maybe be there,

458
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:46,439
Speaker 5: so maybe it was just like planning it in advance

459
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:47,400
Speaker 5: for them or something.

460
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 2: I don't know. But then the day came and Christmas,

461
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 2: Austin and I were like, can we just see the

462
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 2: pinball machine after dinner?

463
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 4: Yeah?

464
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 1: I don't text to Jen and maybe me as well

465
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,120
Speaker 1: to be like, hey, like, can we just meet at crossroads?

466
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:06,399
Speaker 1: Because to be fair, crossroads is closer to them than

467
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 1: then coming all the way to our house and then driving.

468
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 2: It made no sense. A person who was always late,

469
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 2: it made no sense. I was like, if you want

470
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 2: me to be on time, I should just go to the.

471
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 1: Restaurant, which sound logic so long as you don't know

472
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 1: there's a surprise engagement party waiting and that crossroads is

473
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 1: not the ultimate destination.

474
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 2: I had absolutely no clue.

475
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,359
Speaker 1: I had no clue. That's when the subterfuge came in,

476
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,120
Speaker 1: because it's like, we gotta get over it. And that's

477
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:36,919
Speaker 1: when Jim was like, she's not coming. She says you

478
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 1: can come later, and so then I sent the video

479
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: and I was I was not like, you get your

480
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 1: bucking ass over it. But I was like, kiddo, I

481
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 1: gotta send this fucking video man, Like I've got the

482
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 1: pinball table a couple of days ago, and he's already

483
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:49,439
Speaker 1: been waiting and Bubba and he's a huge fan of

484
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 1: Perialistic so we got to do this. And she just

485
00:26:52,800 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 1: sent back the very passive aggressive yes, your generation so much, just.

486
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 2: Like because I was like, why are they being crazy?

487
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 2: I don't understand why? I just can't do this.

488
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 1: Still at that point, you're not like, no, I still

489
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 1: was a party on my behind.

490
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,959
Speaker 2: No why, I no clue whatsoever.

491
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 1: When you pull up, so you know, the whole house

492
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: fills up upstairs, got how many people twenty thirty people

493
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 1: up there, thirty thirty people, and you know everyone's fucking

494
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 1: in a party mood, right, they're already drinking, fucking getting

495
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 1: shit going, food's already out and whatnot. So there's a

496
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 1: lot of chatter. So I'm on the deck looking down

497
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 1: the street, up and down the street in case she

498
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 1: comes from the different direction and ship, keeping an eye

499
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,640
Speaker 1: on for when you know, I'm playing chicky, I'm looking

500
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 1: at as soon as I see that car come up,

501
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:49,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, everybody shit, forgot and everybody went quiet. Shit.

502
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 2: We saw you on the deck and which were like

503
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 2: it and you and Mom were on the deck in

504
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 2: Austin and I were like, what the.

505
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:00,120
Speaker 1: Fuck is going see she shouldn't.

506
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:00,640
Speaker 4: Have been on well.

507
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,640
Speaker 2: We were just like, why are they being so anal

508
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 2: today about.

509
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 1: The time and still you're not like no.

510
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 2: I even saw Olivia's car parked in front and it

511
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 2: didn't even occur.

512
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 1: I was, I was going to be my next question,

513
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: did you not notice not never mind Olivia's car.

514
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 2: All the cars I did, I literally did.

515
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,880
Speaker 1: It was one spot open for you, I know, and

516
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: everything was jammed.

517
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 2: I just I saw Olivia's car, but I was like, oh,

518
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 2: someone else has Olivia's car. And then I saw we

519
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 2: saw you on the deck and before we got out

520
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,919
Speaker 2: of the car Austin, I looked at each other and

521
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:36,400
Speaker 2: we're like.

522
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 1: What I stayed on right now? Hell?

523
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 2: It was so strange.

524
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 1: Mom like quick Brandonside'd be like, get I knew she

525
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 1: was going to give it up.

526
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 2: It wasn't given up.

527
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: You seeing her up there made it even more like,

528
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 1: what the fuck's going on?

529
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 2: I just saw you guys were being crazy about the time.

530
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 1: So we got the dogs wearing these fucking collars made

531
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: of flowers. So cute, very cute, and so we had

532
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: them upstairs with us. So the kids come in downstairs,

533
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: and you know, it takes a red hot minute to

534
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 1: get up to the top floor, and then we're all

535
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: I set up a camera on the table. I put

536
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: up the video online and you could see them like

537
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 1: come up, and pretty early on you see the table

538
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: and you're like, what's going on.

539
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 2: I saw the table and I was like, whose birthday?

540
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 2: And then I saw the phone and I was like, Oh,

541
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 2: what's going on here?

542
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 1: I must have felt very like like a jigsaw.

543
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 2: It was pretty crazy, like there's just a.

544
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 1: Phone recording it on a table that's laid out perfectly,

545
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 1: and not a soul in sight. It's like, hello, welcome, stranger.

546
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 1: Sit at the table and followed the instruction, and then.

547
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 2: Bird just passes by in a flower crown, and.

548
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: Bird crept out from behind the wall like wear and

549
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: it looks like something out of a ring video or

550
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: something like that. Not a ring video, the ring, that

551
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: movie of Old and Ship where she just steps out

552
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: creepily in the hallway. It looks like a found footage,

553
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: like Haunted House video.

554
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 2: It was. It did remind me though, of like when

555
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:21,479
Speaker 2: we got engaged and Austin was like, oh, your family

556
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 2: doesn't know, and I was like, what my mom doesn't know?

557
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 1: And this is the worst name. I face got face

558
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 1: this and the record. I would not have been like mad.

559
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,719
Speaker 2: You weren't who I was concerned about. It was the landlord.

560
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 2: But then but then we got here and we got

561
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 2: upstairs and you guys were all waiting and there was cake,

562
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 2: and that was.

563
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 1: For your engagement.

564
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 2: Yes, so it was actual engaged. It was reminding me

565
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 2: of that.

566
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 1: And also you probably weren't thinking engagement party. Kids, it's

567
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 1: been since you've gotten engaged.

568
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 2: My engagement party was freaking going to France.

569
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: I didn't count on your bodies.

570
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was so beautiful.

571
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 1: You seemed genuinely shocked and touched.

572
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 2: I was so touched. I was so shocked. I the

573
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 2: biggest shock of my life thus far. I would have

574
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 2: to say, I.

575
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 1: Not the engagement party, honestly, I think this far. You're

576
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 1: like I was expecting that sooner or later, but no,

577
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: but this.

578
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:34,959
Speaker 2: Party was actually the shock of a lifetime and turning

579
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 2: the corner. At first I saw you a mom and

580
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:40,479
Speaker 2: I was like huh, and then Olivia and Maya stepped

581
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 2: out and I was like ah. And then I turned

582
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 2: the corner and like fucking Jesner Milton's there, and I'm

583
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 2: like what.

584
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: And then you turn the other corner and there's like

585
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: a fucking bed with an upside down cross hanging over

586
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 1: a candles all around it, and we're all like, fucking

587
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: It's like Rosemary's Baby.

588
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 2: That's it, and that's what happened Wet the Devil, and

589
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 2: that was how the night went.

590
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: Harley meet PL's above and Austin's like, what about me? Bro?

591
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 1: What am I doing here to the Devil? My daughter?

592
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 1: Austin's like, we so, I'm off the hook here?

593
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:17,239
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

594
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 1: Run By Tonight? She lose very seventies movie.

595
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 2: I have seen it.

596
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I mean, are.

597
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 2: You saying Rosemary's Baby?

598
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 1: I referenced Rosemary's Baby, and absolutely, I'm definitely liberally taking

599
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: from it. But the whole scenario, I was saying, it's

600
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 1: a very seventies Nobody would make that movie today. There's

601
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 1: a time in the seventies when they were like the

602
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: fucking Devil. Everyone's like nowadays.

603
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 2: Nowadays, like the Devil walks.

604
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, devil's like the Double. Fucking Someone told me to

605
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: hold his beer and then showed me what true evil was.

606
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: I feel kind of silly. I thought I was the

607
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: literal prinds of darkness.

608
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 2: But good God, worse than the Double.

609
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: Anyways, So your party lasted till like one in the morning.

610
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: We were there for the surprise, and then we fucked off.

611
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 1: Downstairs they had the whole I saw a lot of

612
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: toilet paper.

613
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 2: Because there was a a wedding trailet paper bride where

614
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 2: they call it toilet paper bride or.

615
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 1: Tissue paper wedding dress. Is the toilet paper bride was

616
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 1: the name of that story that came.

617
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 2: I can't say.

618
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: Who got dressed up.

619
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 2: They rapped was in partners of two, So who you

620
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 2: partnered up with? Austin and I were the judges.

621
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 1: So you didn't have to mummy up. No observed who

622
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 1: won the cut and little cocks? Just that? What? Who

623
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 1: who won?

624
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 2: I believe our friends Ben and Taylor one and then.

625
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 1: Taylor as in fucking.

626
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 2: From the the tenth wy farted.

627
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: It'll happen and smells you love walky. You gotta take

628
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 1: all of her? Oh oh, oh god, I hope it

629
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 1: stays over there because I don't want to think about

630
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 1: walking in that way.

631
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 2: That was it's not like trash.

632
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: Well, she had a pupcake like rotten back to uh.

633
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 1: I mean, she don't eat what's on the ground. We

634
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,319
Speaker 1: went back to the farmer's market and we went back

635
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: to the dog bakery. Al'tost taste it right, So she

636
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 1: had three three pupcakes. Two of them are brownie style.

637
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: Can She's like, he's smelling my Barnes. Don't embarrass her.

638
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 1: She's such a she's older, she's like the dogs at

639
00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:58,720
Speaker 1: this point.

640
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,919
Speaker 2: It's true. The bird look a bird.

641
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: Somebody asked me. They were like, oh, they were like, oh,

642
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,280
Speaker 1: they're you know, whenever they see him together, like a's adorable.

643
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: And I always explain that it's mother and daughter.

644
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,359
Speaker 2: You're very proud when you when you get to lay

645
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 2: that out because they're like, what's going on here?

646
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 1: You know?

647
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:15,760
Speaker 2: One so small.

648
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: They never asked that, They asked mom and daughter. They

649
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 1: just assumed that, oh, well, daughter means puppy. So she's

650
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: still a puppy. No, no puppy. She's just really small,

651
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 1: which I'm like totally cool with.

652
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 2: She's a miniature German shepherd was.

653
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: A miniature doction. We got ourselves a miniature German shepherd

654
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: because let me tell you something, the little farther behind you,

655
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 1: she's a maximum German shepherd. There, fucking she is just like.

656
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Speaker 2: Could not could not be more.

657
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 1: She's like gooden dog.

658
00:35:55,000 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 2: Wucky wucky walky. So anyways, a party was gorgeously decorated.

659
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: It was the theme was wuck be a waited to die.

660
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,879
Speaker 3: Waited ton.

661
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 1: Wk if you ever were a birdie to begin with waited?

662
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 1: Why was it card or Vegas themed? What what was

663
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 1: that all about? I was puzzling me and your mother.

664
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 2: I had I think it's just a cute theme. But

665
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 2: I did, like a week before be like we should

666
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 2: go to Vegas, and so it could have been it

667
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 2: could have been that interesting.

668
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: I would have been like, just make a bunny themed.

669
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 1: She likes bunny, she likes fucking cat. Just bunny and

670
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:52,479
Speaker 1: cat theme.

671
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 2: Honestly, it occurred to me that.

672
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: Make sure you got vodka yellow shots, because she likes

673
00:36:58,239 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: to get fucked up.

674
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 2: I can't even have jello.

675
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: Well, no gelatin could be made.

676
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 2: Without jelis hoof, there's no.

677
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 1: There's no vegan gelatin yet.

678
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 2: There is I believe there is how we get rich.

679
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 1: If you see a whole fill it. Because let me

680
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,840
Speaker 1: tell you something about jello. Fifty sixty, maybe one hundred

681
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 1: years they've been selling this shit. People still buy it.

682
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 2: People have no idea what it is.

683
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,839
Speaker 1: They eat ll oh, it comes from pigs.

684
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:33,439
Speaker 2: Hooves, right, it comes from so many different horble horrible thing.

685
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: But they can't replicate this in the being vegan style yet,

686
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 1: Like what what I mean?

687
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 2: It's like, I mean, there are vegan gummy candies, so

688
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 2: and those gummy candies usually contain gelatin, so there has

689
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,839
Speaker 2: to be some sort of I don't think I've ever

690
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:49,879
Speaker 2: seen a vegan.

691
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: Jello though, watch Wiggle see it jiggle cool and fruity jello,

692
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 1: brant gelatin.

693
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:01,839
Speaker 2: We can't promote that on our show.

694
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 1: Do whatever we want. Now we're at the end of

695
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: this fucking rope. Oh yeah, well, I'm not saying go

696
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 1: buy it. But although that song will make a lot

697
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 1: of people my age go like, you know what, I

698
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 1: want some Jello, I feel like I'm no, fucking jello

699
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 1: is for losers. There I said it, and that's what

700
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 1: got has thrown off. I heeart. Shit. Jello is when

701
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 1: you can't commit to a real dessert, you might as

702
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 1: well just ee whipped cream straight out the can, huff

703
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 1: it while you're out.

704
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:29,280
Speaker 2: Seen you do that many times.

705
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 1: Of course it's tasty. You're talking to the son of

706
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 1: a man who drank a peanut butter straight out the jar.

707
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: You do that also because he did it. Here's my

708
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 1: male role model. I said, if dad, If dad could

709
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: do it, it couldn't have for me.

710
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 2: Milk out of the carton, juice out of the carton,

711
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 2: peanut butter out of the Do you not drink.

712
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,760
Speaker 1: Your juice out of your carton when you're in your fridge?

713
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: Me poured into a glass? Yeah, this man, isn't that's

714
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 1: your kicking in here? Like fuck fancy? What was it

715
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 1: like getting on one of the first lifeboats off the Titanic?

716
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 1: Richie rich Wow?

717
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 2: Wow, wee wow?

718
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: Did juice out of a glass like you're at Denny's

719
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: or some said, ship, I just can't uncork that put

720
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: it back in.

721
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:28,760
Speaker 2: I couldn't. I I'm not problem with protect them. Maybe

722
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 2: Austin guys, have you ever kissed? No?

723
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: My god, this marriage is doomed, doomed.

724
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 2: It's been almost six years. I'm just waiting.

725
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: There are fuckers that get to the altar without having kissed,

726
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 1: never been kissed.

727
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 2: Could you imagine what if it was a horrible kiss,

728
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 2: which like that would suck.

729
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 1: Most first ones aren't like fucking you know, nailed to

730
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: learn the other person ship? What happened at the party?

731
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 4: That?

732
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 1: Did you guys play Spin the bottle side of thing?

733
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 2: Still, we actually did not play Spin the Bottle.

734
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 1: You look at me like, I'm like, come on, dad,

735
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: But meanwhile you said your generation fucks with Rocky Heart

736
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: Picture Show. Spin the Bottle predates Rocky Heart Picture Show,

737
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: just like.

738
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,760
Speaker 2: The engagement party. I don't know if we're like playing

739
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 2: a game that centers around kissing other people. You know,

740
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 2: I just told you I haven't even kissed Austin before.

741
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 1: I mean, is it because it takes the attention away

742
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 1: from the No, because you were dressing up motherfuckers for

743
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,280
Speaker 1: in wedding gowns and you weren't the center of attention,

744
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 1: You were just a judge. I could see a fucking

745
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: game Spin the bottle being at home in an engagement party.

746
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 2: I don't even know.

747
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:59,280
Speaker 1: If I somebody could find their next the next engagement

748
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: could have happen and I would support it, Olivia and

749
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,879
Speaker 1: Maya had asked me, I would have been like, spin

750
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: the bottle, mandatory, mandatory, bigired kissing game, Oh my huge.

751
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: At parties you get arrested.

752
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 2: Mayan Olivia are like, I don't know why, but your

753
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 2: dad really suggested that you that we all play spend

754
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 2: the ball.

755
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: He told us a twenty minute story about how he

756
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 1: never got to play Spin the Bottle at a party,

757
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 1: so played it. It would be in some way him

758
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: completing a circle of life even though he wasn't playing

759
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 1: and stuff. He also suggested dental damns and said we

760
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: should do Reynolds wrap when we kissed strangers. He had

761
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,399
Speaker 1: a lot of rules really played out in his heads.

762
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 2: Started to weep and then he walk away.

763
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: It would be crap. It'd be really creepy if he

764
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 1: didn't crab walk away. I think he was working a bit,

765
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 1: but it was a little too honest to just be

766
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 1: a bit. He's working out a bit, yes, but he's

767
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 1: also working out his life also.

768
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 2: I think he just dumped some trauma on us.

769
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 1: I don't I feel pretty dramatized.

770
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on.

771
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 1: What is I guess that when do is that high

772
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: school parties they play spin the bottle.

773
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely, it's not like an adult thing.

774
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 1: I would say, no in the fucking like, are you

775
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 1: guys all like liberal and bed hoppy and shit like that?

776
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,760
Speaker 2: All right, we're not you guys.

777
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: You're in a relationship, but like, aren't most kids your

778
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: age like not committing to engaged partners and whatnot? Yes,

779
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 1: what do they call that when you're not in a

780
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: non committed relationship? Is that what it's called or is

781
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 1: there a better term of art for it?

782
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 2: Someone who's in a relationship with multiple people.

783
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,760
Speaker 1: Open relationship so you can well open relationship, not meaning

784
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 1: like you're married and you can fuck other people? What

785
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,880
Speaker 1: is it called when you're dating more than one person?

786
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 1: Polyamorous but not like I'm fucking all of them? Like, oh,

787
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: and they're not like this one's boy, this.

788
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 2: One's girl seeing multiple people at once.

789
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is there a name for it? Dad, take it

790
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: back now, absolute dad. It was a term of art

791
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: from our childhood.

792
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

793
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:24,720
Speaker 1: What is the name of somebody that like, just I'm

794
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 1: not again.

795
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 2: Not exclusively dating seeing other people?

796
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: Just I saw it on Instagram. They called it a

797
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: thing where it's number of people. I mean hooking up

798
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 1: as an old term, but like there was a term

799
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: that was like this is what it's called now when

800
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 1: you're like I guess maybe it was like you were

801
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: in or No. It wasn't a deceptive thing. It was

802
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 1: just like I'm.

803
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 2: Not closed off.

804
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,319
Speaker 1: I don't know, I forget what it is, but it

805
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 1: shows you exclusive. Well, I mean I know that term,

806
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 1: but that's not it. It was something else. It was

807
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 1: like a new name for those that won't commit to

808
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 1: a single partner, but not like.

809
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 2: On committal commitment issue.

810
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: It was I've never seen it before and it didn't

811
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,399
Speaker 1: immediately make sense where I was like, oh, of course

812
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 1: that's what that would be. It was something that had

813
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 1: to be explained in the article and I.

814
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 2: Was like, uh, I don't know. So anyways, we did

815
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 2: not place in the bottle?

816
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,399
Speaker 1: Then what did you do?

817
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 2: They created a Bingo card based on the guests at

818
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 2: the party. Okay, so each little thing was like, who

819
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 2: is did I have a space? You did? Actually you did?

820
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you should get texted me about to

821
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: run upstairs and play Hi everybody.

822
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 2: Clarks Yours was Harley's co podcast.

823
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: Host I Got a.

824
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 2: Man, Got a Maine Jane.

825
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 1: Got a man.

826
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 2: And Pa and mom.

827
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: Fuck so everybody got a shout out. M hmm, what

828
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: were their shout outs? I get podcast partner, not my child,

829
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 1: my childhood and adulthood hero.

830
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:31,720
Speaker 2: An, icon iconic father, iconic director appeals to the people

831
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 2: of the nineties.

832
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 1: One might say h iconic anyway.

833
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:44,319
Speaker 2: Pop Paus was ex ex police officer X cop.

834
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: He's like, thanks for reducing me down to my.

835
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 2: Job and also appreciate who the hell was this popfriend?

836
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: Like, no, Pop's her fucking grandfather? Like whoa Byron?

837
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 2: Nana's was used to live in Hawaiian I have moved

838
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:07,400
Speaker 2: to Hawaii? About Nana, Well, she moved there when she

839
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 2: was a teenage.

840
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 1: She did totally. But it is something she did, like

841
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: literally fifty something years ago and stuff.

842
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 2: I can't remember what I could have went with.

843
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 1: Let's see what would have gone with for a clue,

844
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 1: For Nana made Thanksgiving dinner four times a week for

845
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: twenty years. Damn it wasn't quite twenty There was There

846
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 1: were so many what's for dinner Turkey and mashed potatoes.

847
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, she really she did it

848
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 2: up for you.

849
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 1: She did. And when we all ate meat like it

850
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 1: was like big bird and stuff. But then she started

851
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 1: getting smaller, like like a just a turkey breast because

852
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 1: I was the only one, like a.

853
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving and then you turned to the vegan side.

854
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: Do you remember the one Thanksgiving when I had the

855
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 1: turkey press and you were like, oh.

856
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 2: Do I remember? Do I remember me?

857
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 1: My name? Father?

858
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 2: I was so mad and disappointed. I was like, you

859
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 2: can't give it up for one day while I'm here.

860
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,879
Speaker 1: The Lord punished me. I had a massive heart attack.

861
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:24,359
Speaker 2: So you know what, I'm not gonna say you deserved it,

862
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 2: but you.

863
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: Can see that the Lord works in mysterious ways. And

864
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,399
Speaker 1: the Lord too is just like, You're right, Harley, watch

865
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 1: this flicking. I'm sorry, that's so sad. Of all the

866
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: things that probably gave me that heart attack, turkey not

867
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 1: even on the list, I would imagine.

868
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,719
Speaker 2: I mean, it's on the list, for sure, but.

869
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: You sure it's not an artery cleaner.

870
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 2: Beef is above it. All meat contributes to artery blockage.

871
00:47:52,760 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 1: Even foul chicken, your turkey, your squab. You know what

872
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 1: squap is? Squab? Do you do? You know what squab is? Technically?

873
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 2: Not technically, but I mean it's a.

874
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 1: It's a poultry dish of so it's a bird. But

875
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,840
Speaker 1: do you know what bird it is? Because squab is

876
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: a fancy name for a very common pigeon. Yes, squab

877
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 1: is literally fucking pigeon. Could you imagine.

878
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 2: What's the difference between a pigeon and a turkey?

879
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 1: Not a lot to some connoisseur, is absolutely fucking nothing.

880
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,399
Speaker 1: To me, though, a pigeon sacred.

881
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 2: Skyrats I don't think of them.

882
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 1: Is that. I think of them as the heroes of

883
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:43,879
Speaker 1: World War One. Pigeons carrier pigeons. That's how we got

884
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: messages back and forth, and she liked that they were

885
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,240
Speaker 1: a big part of the war effort.

886
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 2: I love a pigeon. A skyrot is not a diss.

887
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 1: Love a pigeon if you want to. But you damn

888
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: skippy better salute a fucking pigeon.

889
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 2: You damn skippy better show your respect.

890
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 1: No fucking daughter of mine is not going to salute

891
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 1: a pigeon. Can you imagine you on your Bengo card.

892
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 1: It's like constantly salutes pigeons due to childhood trauma. I

893
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:15,319
Speaker 1: was like, I got another mention.

894
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 2: I go to New York with some friends and I

895
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 2: can't saluting the pigeons. My friends are like, why are

896
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 2: you doing this?

897
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 1: They're like, we were going to go to the met gala,

898
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:28,399
Speaker 1: but she just would not leave Central.

899
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 2: Park until she saluted every pigeon.

900
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,399
Speaker 1: In the library steps and wherever we went. You have

901
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 1: no idea how many pigeons are in New York until

902
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,959
Speaker 1: you go there with someone who insists on saluting each one.

903
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 1: Why was she saluting them because of World War whatever?

904
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: Her fucking silly bill, dad whatever, Fox said something to her,

905
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what more can you say about the party?

906
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 1: Who hooked up? Any hookups? Would anybody be like, did

907
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 1: anybody hook up who hadn't hooked up at the before?

908
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 1: They all they were all there as couples.

909
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 2: Not no one actually hooked up at the party. There

910
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 2: could have been romance in the air.

911
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 1: Here. I'll tell you a story about I know another

912
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 1: listener to the show because he was very fucking unhappy

913
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 1: when he heard that the show was coming to an end,

914
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: and then I told him to plan afterwards. He was like,

915
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 1: that's fine. Brian Lynch, Brian Lynch first kissed his wife,

916
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: who like runs fucking lucasfilm. Now she's the one who

917
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 1: makes like the Mandalorian, Ahsoka and stuff. Carrie carryback. He

918
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: for their first date was here at the house and

919
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 1: their first kiss was like on the on the by

920
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:43,359
Speaker 1: the outdoor fireplace. Really yeah, and they got some there's

921
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 1: a fucking human being because of that ship.

922
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 2: Because of your fireplace.

923
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:49,399
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take all the credit.

924
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:51,720
Speaker 2: For your chim and I.

925
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: I didn't put him together, but I like made the

926
00:50:55,120 --> 00:51:00,720
Speaker 1: bed that they felt comfortable enough to be like, that's true.

927
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: And so she works for Lucasfilm. He works for fucking

928
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:09,879
Speaker 1: Illumination that the the Minions people. I think, I think

929
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:11,800
Speaker 1: I'm out a taste of each of their.

930
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 2: And may I please have a film financial Empires?

931
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 1: Yes, no, I keep the film just I think? Is

932
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:19,919
Speaker 1: that too much to ask?

933
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 2: Illuminations?

934
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 1: So much?

935
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 2: Joy Minion franchise?

936
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 1: If the parents don't see, I'm going right to Henry,

937
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 1: like listen, kid, parents kiss who is my house?

938
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 2: He saw me to salute a pigeon and give him

939
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 2: ten percent of your company?

940
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,879
Speaker 1: Who is this? And your better salute pigeon. He's over

941
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 1: in England, Brian and Carrie, I guess she's over there

942
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:47,280
Speaker 1: working on Ahsoka whatever. So he went over with Henry.

943
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: He's like fucking super dead. Like if you ever look

944
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 1: at his instagram, he is constantly just like like it. Honestly,

945
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 1: looking at his Instagram makes me go like, I really

946
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,280
Speaker 1: shut shifted my own child.

947
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 2: You did a great job, thank you.

948
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:03,799
Speaker 1: But he's such a good debt and he took the kid.

949
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 1: He's over in England for a few months. And ship,

950
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 1: could you imagine, Like, I know we took you places

951
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 1: like you went to Philadelphia or Cilhiladelphia as you called it,

952
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 1: or Vancouver, but to go to fucking London. I mean,

953
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 1: I know we took it to London too, but for

954
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: like to be Henry's age, I'm going to London.

955
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool.

956
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:26,320
Speaker 1: We're cognizant and ship not just like walking around quacking

957
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,880
Speaker 1: that she went to France. Crack quack quack.

958
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 2: That was something I did.

959
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:40,320
Speaker 1: My video of it. Quacks around. That was the frightening thing.

960
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 1: It was terrifying, Harley, Why are you flacking quack? Why

961
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:55,959
Speaker 1: are you fucking quack?

962
00:52:56,800 --> 00:53:02,760
Speaker 2: Your face when I asked you, no, no cool keys.

963
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: You can see that face. If you're watching this podcast,

964
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 1: the second to last home show on that Kevinsmith club

965
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: dot com. If you're watching it on iHeart. You can't

966
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:20,879
Speaker 1: watch it listening to an iHeart. You probably tuned out

967
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: after the second fucking batch of commercials.

968
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:25,720
Speaker 2: I wonder why they fired us.

969
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 1: I don't know there were enough commercials in the show.

970
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 1: I've listened to it once and I was like, holy shit,

971
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,879
Speaker 1: you can always see it at that Kevinsmith club dot com.

972
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 1: Where are we doing after show? So the after show

973
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 1: is also coming to an a beardless stickless.

974
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 2: Plus, it's all coming to an end.

975
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 1: Let's say you're a beardless Stickless Me listener and you're like, what,

976
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 1: there's an after show. Yeah, that's where all the cool

977
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: shit happened.

978
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 2: That's where the tea is.

979
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 1: That is spin the bottle of this show. That's the

980
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 1: real party is happening. What are you gonna do in

981
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:01,359
Speaker 1: this all goes away? When you never have to come

982
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:03,879
Speaker 1: to this fucking room anymore, I.

983
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 2: Think I'll just go upstairs for where we do the

984
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 2: next thing?

985
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: Probably sorry, giving shit away? Sorry? Yeah, man, fucking it's

986
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 1: coming to an end. Kid's Beardless stickless Me. You want

987
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 1: to come see it end live in person?

988
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 2: Well it's gonna be an epic farewell.

989
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 1: Come see Beardless Dickless live at Smockcastle Cinemas on August third,

990
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 1: of the day after my birthday, Me and the kid

991
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 1: doing the show live for the first and last time ever.

992
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get oh sorry, that's.

993
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: Modcastle Cinemas dot com or see smat dot com. You're

994
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 1: trying to get.

995
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:45,959
Speaker 2: Well, please buy tickets. I'm trying to get Austin's mom

996
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 2: to come because she has the most contagious laugh of

997
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 2: all time.

998
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 1: Must so you'll hear her about everybody else. Could you come.

999
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 2: And us pretty left round?

1000
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 1: Please? What are you preparing things to talk about? You

1001
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 1: gotta be writing ship down. Oh yeah, it'd better have

1002
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,320
Speaker 1: a binder full of material.

1003
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:06,440
Speaker 2: Man, Oh yeah.

1004
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 1: Otherwise fucking we're up there fucking and you start tanking

1005
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: the show, They're gonna be like, no, we know why.

1006
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:17,399
Speaker 2: I'm gonna crab walk away and then walk back out

1007
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 2: here I heartlet and then walk back in clock cock

1008
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 2: quack and.

1009
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 1: There's crack back. I'm like, why, why's it happening again?

1010
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 1: There is no way to crab walk off because there's nobody.

1011
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 1: So you crab walk to the end of the room

1012
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 1: and people are still like we see you.

1013
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 2: To crawd walk down the aisle down, yes.

1014
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 1: All the way past them. And when you do that,

1015
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:43,759
Speaker 1: people like Harley, can you sign this? And you're like,

1016
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 1: I'm crab walking? Please come on man?

1017
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 2: Can we exit the show that way though?

1018
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 1: Crab walk?

1019
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:49,319
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1020
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, some things you can do it fast, yeah, Otherwise

1021
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 1: you're fucking stuck.

1022
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:55,400
Speaker 2: What do we race?

1023
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 1: You know what you should be offering to like after

1024
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:02,720
Speaker 1: the show, I'll sign people ship so key, come peace.

1025
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 1: Say we got a heady number, I'd say over one hundred,

1026
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,440
Speaker 1: and I'll get more on day up. I'll tell you

1027
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,840
Speaker 1: that much or a day before, because in my live show,

1028
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like, come on, come on, please give

1029
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,440
Speaker 1: me a file? All right? Where can I Where can

1030
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 1: I advertise that I haven't advertised yet. I'll put it

1031
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,240
Speaker 1: up on The Atlantic on its Facebook page.

1032
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:27,800
Speaker 2: Put a sign on Birdie and walk around.

1033
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 1: Like Birdie wears this little vest now backpack so it's

1034
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,360
Speaker 1: got harnesses on each side like saddle bags. So she

1035
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 1: could totally wear a sandwich board a girl and her

1036
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,839
Speaker 1: dad on one side with an exclamation board and then

1037
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:46,759
Speaker 1: on the other side beardless, dickless me August third Pdcastle.

1038
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:52,320
Speaker 2: Cinemas, We're like, who is this dog that says beardless, and.

1039
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 1: Anybody, anybody is this anybody's dog? She's walking up and

1040
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 1: down first aven Holmest gut by car.

1041
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 2: You're crap walking away.

1042
00:56:59,160 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 1: I don't know who's like.

1043
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 2: She seems to really think you should come to this show, though.

1044
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 1: You crab walk instid of a bitch. Come get your dog? Yeah, man,

1045
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 1: come see us live. Those listening at home are like,

1046
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 1: why I'm listening to the show right now, And they're like,

1047
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 1: why would I want to see this live? Because sometimes

1048
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 1: a train wreck is a good fucking time.

1049
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 2: So true.

1050
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 1: Steven is endeavoring Steven as Forecastle, our vegan brother is

1051
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:30,919
Speaker 1: desperate to get your cinnamon videos. He wants to play

1052
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:36,560
Speaker 1: them before the show, and he also needs the get

1053
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 1: me back my nerve Oh of course, which I think

1054
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,680
Speaker 1: your mom has on disc. I have it, you have it?

1055
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 2: I have it?

1056
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 1: Have you uploaded it? Why don't you have your boyfriend

1057
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 1: slash finance. He's good with shit like that. Haven't put

1058
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 1: up online? So Steven will grab it, okay, because otherwise

1059
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 1: I won't be getting there until like August. First, dog

1060
00:57:57,280 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 1: is second. Then he has to fucking process. Hey, Steam's

1061
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 1: got life too, and I know don't.

1062
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 2: Want to dispect.

1063
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:08,640
Speaker 1: I mentioned this, but he's also vegan. I mean, don't

1064
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 1: disrespect the time of a fellow vegan. Do I have

1065
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 1: any sound coming? Hello? All right, well let me see

1066
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 1: God damn it? Have you?

1067
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:24,600
Speaker 2: Has it not been recording sounds?

1068
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 1: It has, but I can't like it's not fine? Man?

1069
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:35,440
Speaker 1: Whoa that? Just hey man? It's me? Well you know what.

1070
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 1: That's not Will because he's always like turned down stuff.

1071
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 1: Bill's like, why am I getting blamed? Yeah? For real,

1072
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 1: I didn't see any bar. Now I'm seeing full bar

1073
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 1: and he's probably like, you talk let me see your bars?

1074
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:52,280
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, yeah, I imagine you now I was low?

1075
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 2: Do you know that? I don't think anyone knows what

1076
00:58:56,880 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 2: Bill looks like. I've never I've never showing a picture

1077
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 2: of Bill.

1078
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 1: I'd say it get asses and sees it? This my

1079
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 1: castle show?

1080
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 2: You want to see be?

1081
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1082
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 2: Would you like to see how handsome Be.

1083
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 1: Would bring video video of Bill? Don't shoot it the

1084
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:18,400
Speaker 1: way you kids shoot it vertically, horizontally be on the

1085
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:19,040
Speaker 1: big screen.

1086
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 2: You know what. Also in the after show, I might

1087
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:26,919
Speaker 2: just show show the people what they want and show

1088
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 2: a picture of Bell.

1089
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 1: Get out of here, some show nipple My daughter shows

1090
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:40,440
Speaker 1: Bill see it on the after show. Beardless dickless pluse,

1091
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 1: do you have a good time, kids? Because this ship,

1092
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:46,840
Speaker 1: this train's coming into the station. Flight's coming in for

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Speaker 1: a landing.

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Speaker 2: But the train is coming just into a wall and crushing.

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Speaker 1: One. Two beardless stickless mees left ever one home show

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Speaker 1: and then after that lie that's Marcastle Cinemas August third, and.

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Speaker 2: Let us tell you it is never coming back.

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Speaker 1: We won't.

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Speaker 2: We won't never, no way, we will never be bringing

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Speaker 2: it back.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna viking funeral this ship. Man.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're gonna burn it to the.

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Speaker 1: Ground, burn burn bird from the ashes will rise.

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Speaker 6: I was brought two messences. What's the other song?

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Speaker 1: There's a lie over at the freaking start. Please, there's

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Speaker 1: a lie burning in the fire. Please. Yeah, there it is.

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Speaker 1: There's your beardless stickless me for this week.

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