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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Beardless, dickless me.

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Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith and I'm Harley Quinn Smith.

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Speaker 1: Before we go any further, kids, just I know everyone's

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Speaker 1: going through things at any given moment, and everybody's wrapped

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Speaker 1: up in their own lives, and that makes sense. But

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Speaker 1: every once in a while, you just have to stop

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Speaker 1: and appreciate a motherfucker who will second before the show begins,

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Speaker 1: apply slather, look close across their lips. She cared enough

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Speaker 1: about you to be like, wait, goods it is I

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Speaker 1: would you fuck me?

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Speaker 2: By fuck me?

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Speaker 1: You fucking total.

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Speaker 2: I like your buffalo.

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Speaker 1: I've seen the movie quite a few times. Rocket, you

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Speaker 1: know Jay did it, and I know I know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my legs are so like I talk without talking.

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Speaker 2: Same actually same. Anyways, I'm hijacking. I'm hijacking the show. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what do you going? Remember when I said that the

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Speaker 2: shirts were coming tomorrow?

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Speaker 1: What that looks? Fire Man, I'm a dicklet If you're

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Speaker 1: one of the fucking three people that subscribe to that

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Speaker 1: Kevin Smith Club, that Kevin Smith club dot com to

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Speaker 1: watch Beardless stick with me, you would see Harley holding

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Speaker 1: up a fire T shirt.

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Speaker 2: It's for you.

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Speaker 1: This one's mine.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that will be thirty five plus.

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Speaker 1: I remember asking about how soft it would be. You're like,

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Speaker 1: I didn't have enough money to get soft on the soft.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Oh look at this man, Well, fucking I'm

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Speaker 1: a dick lit beardless. Stick with me. That's what's on

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Speaker 1: the front. Nothing on the back, because that's how kids

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Speaker 1: like it.

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Speaker 2: No, that's what was really.

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Speaker 1: Don't sell double sided T shirts either, Fucking a man,

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Speaker 1: how many do you make?

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Speaker 2: Unlimited supply? Limited supply?

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Speaker 1: Is that one of them? Or is that like that

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Speaker 1: is one of them? Serious? I will give you money.

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Speaker 2: No, but you can.

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Speaker 1: That's you're going to start with your Instagram.

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Speaker 2: Or what is it called subscribers.

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Speaker 1: It's just called Instagram subscribers can come up the fancier

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Speaker 1: name than that. It's basically only fans but on Instagram and.

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Speaker 2: Nips dot com non slip dot com. No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: it's nothing crazy.

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Speaker 1: In that group alone, you could probably fucking get rid

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Speaker 1: of all your T shirts once. Let me tell you something,

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Speaker 1: Proud is one of one of Proud's days as a parent,

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Speaker 1: watching you move toward T shirts the first time you

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Speaker 1: made something weird.

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Speaker 2: That's I'm telling you, weird, guys.

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Speaker 1: T shirts are you know, they they're useful. People got

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Speaker 1: to wear something, and you know, if it's cool enough T.

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Speaker 2: Shirts, someone's got to wear something.

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Speaker 1: You know. That's and in this world, most people just

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Speaker 1: buy the T shirts they're presented because you have a thing,

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Speaker 1: and I mean anybody can do this, but because you

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Speaker 1: have a marketable platform, you can literally make a T

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Speaker 1: shirt of the thing you do and sell that T shirt.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and here we are.

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Speaker 1: And one day, you know when I'll be even prouder

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Speaker 1: when you put your face on one of these shirts.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I'll every sew a shirt was

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Speaker 2: my face.

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Speaker 1: That's the day that I'll be Look, so she is

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Speaker 1: my son. Thanks, Well, that's fucking tremendous. When's the father

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Speaker 1: Dave T shirt happen? It's gonna be very excited, is

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Speaker 1: your aunt Virginia? Fuck, she listens to the show. So's

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Speaker 1: Uncle Don and Grandma Grace. I'm telling you they're gonna

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Speaker 1: buy all the T shirts.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Thanks guys. You can have one on

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Speaker 2: the house that's not on the house for grandma.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. I'll wind up paying for that.

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Speaker 1: The yeah, man T shirt. Fucking we're gonna sell these T.

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Speaker 2: Shirts Shopify and our website.

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Speaker 1: Beardlessdicklessmeat dot com. Yeah, man, fucking this is this is

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Speaker 1: a step in the right direction.

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Speaker 2: You didn't do this by yourself. I didn't. Who hell my

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Speaker 2: bandmate Nick oh.

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Speaker 1: Nick Melancholie himself was just like, I'll put down my

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Speaker 1: sat infinite sadness long enough to help you make a

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Speaker 1: T shirt. It looks good, clever, it looks good though.

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Speaker 1: I like it. I like the drop shadow effect to it,

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Speaker 1: and it makes it official. Beardless dickless me. I know

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Speaker 1: you can't run from it. Now. We are at the

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Speaker 1: over the halfway mark of a year's worth of shows.

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Speaker 1: To be fair, we put up like ten fifteen at once,

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Speaker 1: but we are at like I think this is a show.

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Speaker 2: Thirty damn look at us.

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Speaker 1: I know, consistent, way more consistent than vegan abatoire.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that is true.

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Speaker 1: Did we surpass the vegan apptua? Oh? Yeah, are you serious? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we need to add that as a department on this show.

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Speaker 2: I would love that.

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Speaker 1: I like the vegan aptour, enter the vegan abtoa with

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Speaker 1: a girl and her dad, and then we can do

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Speaker 1: the story. People want departments. They're like, look, we gave

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Speaker 1: you thirty twenty nine episodes to.

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Speaker 2: Scattershot talk about whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: Fucking you know, goddamn give me back my name. Fucking

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Speaker 1: little helf that like, fucking can't hand like that getting potter.

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Speaker 2: Now we're looking for a little structure. They want stability,

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Speaker 2: they want departments. Okay, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: I mean being appen to us one.

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Speaker 2: I would love that.

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Speaker 1: Uh, passion is another.

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Speaker 2: Is another that we don't revisit enough.

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Speaker 1: That's true. Did you write any down?

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Speaker 2: I could problem passion ration?

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Speaker 1: You just go one?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I'm saying, passionate ration for the week.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I think we were overdoing. People were like, hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: too much passion.

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Speaker 2: I think we should have a rash your passion too much.

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Speaker 2: I think we should have a music section done and done.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean, Oh, well, one way where we

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Speaker 1: listen to music and appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, let's just we We can be silent on

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Speaker 3: Can't we do like silent disco? Or we just put

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Speaker 3: and now this is the part of the show where

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Speaker 3: we're going to listen to music. Everybody put in your

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Speaker 3: headphones and pick any song you want, and for the

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Speaker 3: next two minutes, let's just all be together.

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Speaker 2: I like that section.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, You're like, there's always this weird two

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Speaker 2: Where they stop talking, stop.

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Speaker 1: Talking, and I hear them moving side as I hear

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Speaker 1: like material rustling here snapping. I don't even know what's

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Speaker 1: a music department.

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Speaker 2: I like when we talkten.

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Speaker 1: Listening to and show like that have a snappy name,

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Speaker 1: the passion I ration. What was the other one? Vegan

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Speaker 1: Abaga snappy name. Oh my god, Yeah, that show had

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Speaker 1: to die so the show could live.

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Speaker 2: So true that show walk.

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Speaker 1: Die forever like a phoenix. It arise as a department

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Speaker 2: Wow, I'm so happy that you want to resurrect it.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a great name.

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Speaker 2: It's the best name I I keep I always say that, you.

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Speaker 1: Always say, what is a great name?

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Speaker 2: Yes, just so smart. It's such a good name you

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Speaker 2: think of that. It's so smart. I asked you to

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Speaker 2: Vegan Albatore.

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Speaker 1: Why don't just take vegana killer band name. Oh, you're

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Speaker 1: worried that'll limit you, right, because you're like, well, we

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Speaker 1: want meat eaters to listen to meat eating money spins

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Speaker 1: to Okay, all right, I'm telling you man, Uh, what

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Speaker 1: I said it on the podcast he did. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was a name for like a it's mister body.

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Speaker 2: Of water of some sort, don't Darnadel's.

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Speaker 1: Dardenell's is the one.

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Speaker 2: I how do you say Dardenell's.

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Speaker 1: It's a great name. It's like the Dandylions.

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Speaker 2: It just sounds like Darnell, like the Dandy Worlds. That

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Speaker 2: Well that happened, that they were a real thing.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know. Did you not know that we're a

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Speaker 1: real band? The Dandy world never heard? Then, apparently we

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Speaker 1: do need a music to work.

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Speaker 2: I think we do one in which you will.

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Speaker 1: Get fucking schooled on a regular basis as to the songs.

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Speaker 1: You don't even know. They didn't heard of their name?

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Speaker 2: Nice? What is the what other departments can we come

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Speaker 1: So that would be that's just chip chat, So.

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Speaker 2: Chit chat at the top the show.

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Speaker 2: We want departments fair enough, huh. I can give you

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Speaker 2: the disney Land updates.

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Speaker 1: Can you come up a departments? Macy apartments doing fucking dummy?

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Speaker 2: Departments? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: Why do you keep doing this? He doesn't sleeping the

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Speaker 2: Oh, he would hate that you said that. Why you

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Speaker 1: He's one of those late night he's like burns the

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Speaker 1: candle at all ends and ship. Yeah, he's like wall

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Speaker 1: flanning spit that way, stay up till like five in

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wrote another comic book script recently, and it

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Speaker 2: WHOA.

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Speaker 1: But I enjoyed getting up at five in the morning

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Speaker 1: another draft of MOUs Jaws, the best draft of MOUs

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Speaker 1: pretty fucking fire. That's what I do in the wee hours,

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Speaker 1: and I get up and I right, yeah.

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Speaker 2: I can usually count on your away. He works like it's.

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Speaker 1: Like I just watched you when you sleep, staring at you,

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Speaker 2: Terrifying. He's just like, oh my god, absolutely terrifying.

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Speaker 1: Set your alarm on your phone, t wake yourself up periodically,

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Speaker 1: so you just be like, you just.

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Speaker 2: Got to make sure a RESTful night and sleep. I am.

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Speaker 2: He's writing. He's doing crypto things, is he Yeah, he's.

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Sometimes, And then I'm like, I don't care, really, yeah,

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Speaker 1: He's like Jesus if I didn't like suck so.

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Speaker 1: You just literally to tell me about the things he

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Speaker 2: And about crypto. Shut him down? Shouldn't high give me

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Speaker 2: I mean spell the NFT. Okay, thank you, nice job

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Speaker 1: I was like, yo, missus Smith, you're you're gonna get

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Speaker 1: And she's like, you could call me Jen. We're sleeping together.

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Speaker 2: I'm joking about this.

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Speaker 1: Kind of some downstairs writing fucking scripts from the Big Two.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, and then this superhero says this, what's that

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Speaker 1: at that Kevin Smith dot com, you would see Harley

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Speaker 2: Mom packed me a little lunch.

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Speaker 1: She did she include a note.

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Speaker 2: There is actually a note. Let's read the note that mom,

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Speaker 1: This is a note from Harley's friend Olivia, and it

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was fucking.

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Speaker 1: XO XO XO XO, love Olivia. PS. Sorry if I

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Speaker 1: When I was a kid, Mamally would put together my

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Speaker 2: Well, that's a sweet Mamally.

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Speaker 1: Of course, now that's apparent to see. But like when

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Speaker 2: Isn't it crazy how when you're younger it's like embarrassing,

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Speaker 2: but then you're like later in life, like damn.

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Speaker 2: Be an asshole, don't stop being such an ass But you.

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Speaker 1: Have to go through that. It's like that fucking Harry

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Speaker 1: Chapin songs like Cats in a Cradle.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you know boy just like me? Do you know

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Speaker 2: that's the Cats and the Crew? Sup?

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Speaker 1: But do you know what it's about?

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Speaker 1: It's got a banger of a chorus. The Cats in

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Speaker 2: He's gonna cry. Lord, he was crying. She was trying

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Speaker 4: It's so heroic. And I've known this song was heartbreaking

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Speaker 1: You know, fucking the old he's an old man and

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Speaker 1: It's essentially reverse. It's a morality tale because then his

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Speaker 1: He's like, I've got the kids, got the flu, and

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Speaker 1: And he's like, as I, I don't love the phone.

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Speaker 1: It occurred to me. My boy was just like me, oh.

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Speaker 2: Every time I'm late to me, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Here it is a heartbreaking fucking song. And I think

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Speaker 1: But you go statur tonight. So I don't feel that

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Speaker 1: like from a young age, I was that like it's

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Speaker 1: such a well told story that even a child can

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Speaker 2: Oh, I need to have like a tally board of

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Speaker 2: like when you cry. It should be when I cry

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Speaker 2: on one side when I cry when and then on

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Speaker 2: the other side when you cry, and we'll see who wins.

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Speaker 1: Well we get by the end of the ear by

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Speaker 1: the end of fifty two episodes. We'll see you pride more.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, probably me. You make me cry a lot.

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Speaker 1: I find everything touching.

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Speaker 2: That's so true.

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Speaker 1: It is you.

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Speaker 2: It is good. It's got to be you put that

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Speaker 2: the hell down. You can put that the fuck down.

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Speaker 2: The cats and the cradles, What is.

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Speaker 1: The fucking what are the words? The words? When he's like,

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Speaker 1: the cradle? Oh my god, I just had I just

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you said that.

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Speaker 1: With Are you serious?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Absolutely? Have you never talk about something and then

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Speaker 1: Got me? Coincidence?

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Speaker 2: You keep on telling yourself that buy But this.

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Speaker 1: Is how religion starts, people being like, oh, it's prettydestination.

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Speaker 2: going to say the word diapers, diapers.

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Speaker 5: Diapers, diapers, diapers like that you put on a basis, Yeah, diapers, disposable,

443
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 5: disposable diapers, perhaps Pampers, perhaps another brand Jamper is not

444
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 5: my brain.

445
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 2: Just not my brad diapers. I like to keep it generic, Okay,

446
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 2: generic diapers. All right, let's see what happens. Just wait

447
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:18,919
Speaker 2: a second, but I guarantee the later you're gonna get

448
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 2: a diaper's commercial.

449
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:20,479
Speaker 1: Serious.

450
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:24,439
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes, it's not even subtle.

451
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,359
Speaker 1: My child wrapped just the other day. Somewhere somebody's going like,

452
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 1: oh my god, they're gonna sing again. He came to

453
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:37,159
Speaker 1: the world forward, but there were planes to catch and

454
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 1: bills to pay. He learned to walk while I was away,

455
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 1: and he was talking for I knew it. And as

456
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 1: he grew he said, I'm gonna be like you. Oh

457
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 1: my god, that's why it's he more harp bringing in.

458
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,440
Speaker 1: He's like, my boy was just like Mane I forgot.

459
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 1: Oh such good writing.

460
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 2: Oh shit, more shadowing, the ending of the fucking.

461
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: Son genious, I mean, Harry Champing covert. It was what

462
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 1: are the other Harry Chambers? What is the mean?

463
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 2: People has? What Google says?

464
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 1: What is the meaning behind the song Cats in the Cradle?

465
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:24,680
Speaker 1: If you can understand English, you can understand this song.

466
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 1: But for those who came in late kensh Box called

467
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 1: it a tender story of a father and this his son,

468
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 1: and a perfect representation of how Roles changed the relationship

469
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 1: over the years, stating it was a lyrical delight. Record

470
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 1: World said that the song deals with the preoccupations plaguing

471
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Speaker 1: parenthood and it bridges the generation gap by point. Won't

472
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: you get the rest?

473
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:53,919
Speaker 2: He started to tear up.

474
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's fucking but beautiful. It's told verse

475
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 1: by verse through Harry Chapin, Carpenter, Harry Chapins. N Was

476
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 1: it just Harry Chapin or is Harry chap Why do

477
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 1: I keep adding Carpenter? Like, why does he keep saying

478
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 1: that I don't know Harry Chapin? What else did this

479
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 1: my vergine? I mean these are fire lyrics.

480
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 6: Wow.

481
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: Uh, my son turned tent just the other day. He said,

482
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 1: thanks for the ball that come on, let's play. Can

483
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: you teach me to throw? What said? Not today? Oh

484
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: my god?

485
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 2: Again, I was like, this song was huge. One was

486
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 2: a kid and he was a kid. I was like, no,

487
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 2: play with the ball.

488
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: He's gonna become a serial killer. That's the sequel song.

489
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 1: That a sequel song is like my father ignored me,

490
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: so you're gonna die in a van in the dead

491
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 1: of night.

492
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 2: I'm glad I know about about your things about this song?

493
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: Now, Oh my god, yeah, you could play.

494
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 2: Can I move this? What's your face?

495
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 1: I mean, governess? Yes? Can you teach me to throw?

496
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 1: I said, not today. I got a lot to do.

497
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: He said, that's ok And the kid is always understanding.

498
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 1: He's not like this piece of ship.

499
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 2: It's like, I demand your attention. Yeah, what a piece

500
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 2: of ship? That kid?

501
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:32,920
Speaker 1: Raise me?

502
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 2: Hey, I know.

503
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: Fuck the bar is so high with this kid so demanding.

504
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: Richie rich over here, play with me. Thanks for the ball?

505
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: Will you throw it to me?

506
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 2: What the fuck? I already got your ball on.

507
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 1: You do the rest.

508
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 7: You said, I got a lot, that's okay, And as

509
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 7: he walked away, I got a lot to do. He said,

510
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 7: that's okay, and he walked way, but his smile never

511
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 7: did it said I'm gonna be like him. Yeah, you know,

512
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 7: I'm gonna be like him.

513
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 2: Oh God, that's that's beautiful.

514
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 1: Do you think that motherfucker like, of course he knew

515
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: what he was doing, But do you think he knew

516
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 1: when he sat down to be like, I'm gonna write

517
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: the ultimate guilt anthem? It really is fire. People are

518
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: gonna want to sing along, and some of them are

519
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: not gonna look beyond the chorus to understand that this

520
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 1: is a song of.

521
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,479
Speaker 2: Fucking when you really listen, sadness.

522
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 1: Like there's a morality tale here, like it really is.

523
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 1: That's crazy. And if he did, I mean, did he

524
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: know He's like, and then when I get to the end, bitch,

525
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: oh my god, they're gonna be a dry eye in

526
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: the fucking house because I'm gonna bring the words back,

527
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 1: the same words he kept saying. The Dad's gonna be like, Wow,

528
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: that kid was right, and the dad's gonna realize it

529
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 1: was too late. He lost he missed the window, telling you, bro,

530
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: that's why I remember I always talked about like when

531
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: we Madio goes, I was like, this is made up

532
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: for the I needed five million dollars to make up

533
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: for the one time that I carried across because of

534
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: that fucking song. When we played Hide and Seek up

535
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: in the bedroom for like an hour, kit, and you know,

536
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 1: it's like we've ran out of places to hide, like

537
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 1: fucking hours. Like you know, by the time we were

538
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: on our fifteenth sixteenth game, it's like there are that

539
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 1: many places to die.

540
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'd hide you find me fair enough, I guess.

541
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: But then you know again, I was like, all right,

542
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: and then we finally got to a place and I

543
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 1: was like, oh, partly like there's nowhere left to hide, Like.

544
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 2: There's so we're left.

545
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm exposed.

546
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 2: I stand naked before you people. Are you petal? Fuck?

547
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god?

548
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 1: I was like, it's my soul I was talking about. No,

549
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: I didn't play like I did not go another round,

550
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: and like I remember like that you were so disappointed

551
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: because like you know, kid'll do anything like dogs, you

552
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 1: can do it fucking a thousand times. And I really

553
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: felt like I dropped the ball on that one. So

554
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: years later I made yogasers. I was like, this gives

555
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: me another chance of players. Probably you know, could have

556
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: just been like, hey, let's go to David Mustards. Saved

557
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: everybody a lot of time and money, but.

558
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 2: Now we have something to show for it. And you know,

559
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 2: you know, I don't know what Nasferatu would have been

560
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 2: like had not yoga hosers walked before KNOWSU ran.

561
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: That's right, Colleen, which one you were, Mackenzie? She was

562
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 1: Colleen collect Colleen C.

563
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, Colleen C lived.

564
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 1: So that na Seratu lady could fucking rise in the

565
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 1: dead or whatever. What is her character's name. She's like

566
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: the Mina hark hark Harker Harkness of this story. But

567
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what her characters.

568
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 2: I can't remember.

569
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 1: I looked up on a billboard the other day and

570
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 1: I was like, oh shit, they like whole fucking he's

571
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: marketing around her because the other guy's got a mustache.

572
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 2: Looks silly, especially because I see a picture of them.

573
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I finally did, and I was likest the mustache.

574
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 2: Dude.

575
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: It was a choice. It was not the choice I

576
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: would have made.

577
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 2: But like my one criticism of.

578
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 1: Its just like you know, it's missing a Bert Reynolds

579
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: like mustache.

580
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 2: He doesn't got any hair, So it's like why.

581
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: It was kind of crazy, especially because if you're remotely

582
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: familiar with Nostraatu at all, and I have been for

583
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: many years, we got a look in our head like

584
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: only because not the one I made up is I've

585
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 1: been presented with what Nosaratu looks like to be like

586
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 1: it's but with it's like Malibu Stacey, but there's a

587
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: new hat.

588
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 2: It's crazy, But fuck me, it didn't bother anybody else.

589
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 1: People they're like, I like the fash made like a

590
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: hundred million bucks.

591
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was an awesome movie.

592
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: I but yeah, fucking everybody needs to get off yoga dick.

593
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 1: Now you know next year it'll be ten years.

594
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god, don't say that.

595
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: Does that make you feel older? Yeah?

596
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 2: Makes you feel old.

597
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: You were such a fucking poppy ward child.

598
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, sixteen I'm gonna have av one review.

599
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 1: One review said this was tantamount to child to be.

600
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 2: No, it did. It did casting here in the movies

601
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 2: that this is ten amount of child to be. I

602
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 2: was honestly about to just start crying and panicking. That

603
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 2: was ten years ago, but then I took you out

604
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 2: of it. That took me out of it for a second.

605
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 2: But now I'm going back down the road. I'm crying

606
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 2: ten years next year.

607
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:51,719
Speaker 1: So right now it's nine years. That's great. Why does

608
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: it feel like yesterday to you? Ah, crying out and

609
00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: the cradle of a spood? Ten years ago you were

610
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 1: in the movie.

611
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 2: Now your career is going down the trim.

612
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 1: Now your friends in a movie with a bustage.

613
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, I don't know. You're fucking so young.

614
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: You're fucking twenty nine, twenty six years, you're twenty five.

615
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 2: You got your whole life out of you and you're

616
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 2: being nostalgic for sixteen. Oh my god, it was.

617
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 1: This is this is Harley at sixteen, like I want

618
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: to quit school and this is me she probably should, right,

619
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: And this is Jennifer Are you fucking high? And this

620
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 1: is me?

621
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yes, increasingly so, why do you ask? Oh my god? Yeah?

622
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 2: That was what a what a.

623
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,400
Speaker 1: What a golden era when I think of high school,

624
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: like I was just in Jersey fairly recently went back

625
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: for you know, the Malrets thing and the Wicked Singalong,

626
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 1: and I'll be back there February ninth for another Wicked

627
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 1: Singalong and February twenty third for cop Out fifteenth out

628
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: of fifteenth anniversary screening tickets. It's podcasts at cinemas dot com.

629
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 1: But we should mention before we go further. You and

630
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 1: I when this episode drops on Thursday, if you're in

631
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, you can go to oh Yeah, Dynasty Typewriter

632
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: and see me and Harley on Love It or Leave It, Yeah,

633
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 1: which I you know, just had a panic attack about

634
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 1: before we began in the show because they sent over

635
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: to like, hey, this is the stuff we're going to

636
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 1: talk about. I'm like, I'm talking about any of this thing,

637
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,879
Speaker 1: Like honestly, they may they might have they they might

638
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 1: as well have sent me like first we're going to

639
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 1: talk about golf, then we're gonna talk about football, then

640
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: we're going to talk about the ball of bass, then

641
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about like fucking you know, Olympics. Like

642
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 1: it's just I'm out of my depth, like you know,

643
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 1: and I had to call the producer and be like, bro,

644
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: I I'm not smart. I can't talk about these things

645
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: like I'm talking. I can only really talk about Kevin

646
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 1: Smithy type things. And then I realized that I have

647
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: cle cleaved, like carved a lane for myself where I

648
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,799
Speaker 1: could just sit in it and do what I want.

649
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 1: And I saw somebody on Twitter recently, or maybe it

650
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 1: was on Twitter, but it was via letterbox or something

651
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 1: like somebody reviewed the four thirty movie and they were like,

652
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 1: oh my god, fucking who knew that Kevin smith can

653
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: still make a good movie. This is this was great

654
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 1: in the way that all of his recent movies, you know,

655
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 1: have been these nostalgic wanks. And I'm like, man, like,

656
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 1: I remember when I was making these Q movies. You know,

657
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,359
Speaker 1: By the time I got to Jameson about striking back.

658
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: People like like, oh, they're all connect and ship. I

659
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I guess I should stop that. Then

660
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 1: I did a bunch of ship that wasn't They were like,

661
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 1: oh my god, do those movies again. Then I was

662
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: doing interconnected movies again. And then somebody's like a nostalgic

663
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: You can never.

664
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 2: Can never please them all.

665
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:22,399
Speaker 1: No, not in the least any nine years ago. Oh god,

666
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: we were on a we were on a set probably like.

667
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 2: Right now, that's crazy, that's really so crazy.

668
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 1: How are you going to celebrate the tenure? I hope

669
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: we can sell out a screening on that ten year anniversary.

670
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:37,839
Speaker 1: Rose will come.

671
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,919
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe I bet she would.

672
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: Man Like she was in the neighborhood.

673
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was in New York. I'm sure she would.

674
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 2: She's like all over the world.

675
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: She's like, I love to go to the Yogo just

676
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,359
Speaker 1: ten year anniversary screening in your little theater in New Jersey.

677
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:06,399
Speaker 1: But I'm saving the world for Chanel. She's monumentally busy.

678
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 2: But that's what I mean.

679
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: I'm certainly not comparing myself to your young friend. But

680
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: people always assume that I'm busy, and I'm not. You

681
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like I always have time to do.

682
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: You are pretty busy, I know, but I got'ta make

683
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,959
Speaker 1: time to do, ship if it matters.

684
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 2: That's true. Going on over there, just a little sniffling.

685
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 2: Now it was years ago? Puff puff.

686
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:38,720
Speaker 1: Puff?

687
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 2: Why so loud.

688
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: Puff your there's just nine years ago? Where's my youth?

689
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:52,439
Speaker 1: Cud puff? You stole my youth? You motherfucker with young

690
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 1: and beautiful?

691
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 2: You told them from me.

692
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: I got a fucking d You're right, ship, Oh my.

693
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:03,879
Speaker 2: God, as hates this episode of Beard listicless.

694
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:08,919
Speaker 1: Mate, No wow, So like your fucking boyfriend don't listen

695
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 1: and my girlfriend don't listen?

696
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 2: Yeah? Literally, what does that say? I don't fucking know.

697
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 1: Maybe we're just not as interesting as we think. Probably

698
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,320
Speaker 1: you know what that you know what it says? You

699
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: know here, I'll know exactly.

700
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm interesting. I don't.

701
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 1: I think you're interesting. Your dad doing the show because

702
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 1: you're interesting. I think your points are funny, I hope,

703
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 1: and I like making.

704
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 2: Funny all every single time we did That's true, every

705
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 2: single time we do an episode. The whole time, I'm like,

706
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 2: why would anyone want to hear me? Talk.

707
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:46,760
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe they're like smart this dumbass probably

708
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 1: maybe make them feel good about themselves, you know what

709
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: to do that for you, or maybe you're just their

710
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,760
Speaker 1: cup too, Like yeah, man, I like the way she thinks.

711
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: Hey man, didn't you give fucking the person that was

712
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: like shitting on you had a reversal of fortune and

713
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 1: this was the person listening your hair?

714
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 2: And what was they said? My laugh is is hard

715
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 2: to listen to.

716
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 1: Is that the same and is that the same person

717
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 1: that was? Like then then hey man, you should be

718
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:20,959
Speaker 1: fucking happy if somebody robbed your house.

719
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 2: But essentially like, what do you mean you're mad that

720
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 2: you should goddamn liberal let him rob your house? Yes,

721
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 2: that was that was quite the stretch right there. But

722
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 2: then they apologize because they listen and we've talked about

723
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 2: them for there it is.

724
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: There's squeaky Will gets the grease.

725
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 2: Literally have now gotten three mentioned in three episodes.

726
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 1: I know, but yeah, he's like, look and I'm sure,

727
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 1: but you know exactly. You mentioned me a nice ship.

728
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: You mentioned me.

729
00:40:56,600 --> 00:41:01,320
Speaker 2: I am literally literally Harley said it to me, and

730
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 2: I was like.

731
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: Well, that's the best possible outcome right there.

732
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to talk about him.

733
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 1: That's it too much. Some reason I assumed it was

734
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: a girl.

735
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 2: No, I don't. Maybe maybe I assumed it was a

736
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 2: guy because of his name, But I don't want to

737
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 2: say his name because I'm not going to.

738
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 1: Be a name that could go either way. Don't put

739
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:25,720
Speaker 1: down the desk. Oh my god, like a child putting

740
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: stickers on things. You should yeah the uh, all right,

741
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: let's do the vegan APATOI part of the show the department.

742
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: Now all right, now you enter the vegan aptoire. Welcome,

743
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 1: where a girl and her dad talk about vegans. I

744
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: just before Harley got here, I made, let's two or

745
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 1: six eight Beyond burgers on the grill, went out, fired

746
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 1: up the grill.

747
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 2: They were delicious.

748
00:41:56,600 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 1: Thank you. Put my special spies and stuff.

749
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 2: Upon it makes them so good.

750
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,280
Speaker 1: Black and the salt stuff.

751
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,720
Speaker 2: It is crazy.

752
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 1: I know most vegans are real vegans would be like

753
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: beyond burgers noting height of veganism, bro, But it's crazy

754
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 1: how many bomburgers we consume.

755
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 2: This family, this family really loves a beyond burger.

756
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 1: Your your mom who never was never a burger person. Yeah,

757
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 1: historically she's just like I. I can get perfect man.

758
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:33,439
Speaker 1: She can keep me coming.

759
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 2: They powered me.

760
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 1: She has been pulling boxes up out of the garage

761
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 1: because we sent another U haul back east to Jersey

762
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: for Ernie to like kind of go through for the

763
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,839
Speaker 1: next s Mackshire, and that freed up a lot more

764
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 1: room in the garage, so she was able to get

765
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: to things that she thought were like lost. She was like,

766
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 1: I can't find this stuff, and you get real emotional,

767
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: and then we found all. She's like, oh guy, including

768
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 1: the barn bed that used to sleep in.

769
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was the coolest bed of all time, Harley.

770
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 1: You know, when I was a kid, the height of like,

771
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: oh you must have parents, those kinds of parents that

772
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 1: love you was the racing car bed.

773
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,439
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, those seemed cool.

774
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 1: A bed that was shaped like a racing car. And

775
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: you know, most seventies eighties parents were like, no, you're

776
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 1: gonna do that, like my parents. I was gonna get one.

777
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 1: My parents are, you know, like you're not even a

778
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,800
Speaker 1: car kid. That's true, you know what I'm saying. But

779
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: they were also like, no, your bed matches your brothers,

780
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: because me and Uncle Don shared a room, so their

781
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: philosophy was it would look weird. That he's sleeping in

782
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: a bed and you're sleeping in a car.

783
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 2: Like but so I never heard enough.

784
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 1: Looks their money whatever, and it's not like you know,

785
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 1: And if I.

786
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 2: Had a car or a race in bed, I would

787
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 2: have been a bed of main There's no Harry Chapin

788
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 2: to this, you know.

789
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 1: But the racing car bed was definitely for me, for

790
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: Jason Muse, for anyone who we grew up with. Certainly

791
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 1: a sign of affluence. M hm cut to Harley is

792
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: a youngster, she needs to sleep.

793
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 2: I got somewhere in in uh.

794
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:37,800
Speaker 1: I don't even think they're there anymore. But it was

795
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: over by the Beverly Center. There was this kid's furniture store.

796
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: And were you with us when we went in for

797
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 1: the first time? Did you pick it out? Or I

798
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 1: think it was just me and like I went in

799
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 1: originally because I knew like I would get someone would

800
00:44:54,880 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 1: fight me on. But we committed and bought this what

801
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: we call the barn bed.

802
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 2: It was really a marvel of a piece of furniture.

803
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 2: It was. It was stunning. It was the bed of

804
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 2: a single child. It was it was dreams were made

805
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 2: of Like if my ceilings at my house now would

806
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 2: would take this. I would probably have it in my house.

807
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: Yeah is it sixy sleeping in the barn bed? No bed,

808
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,320
Speaker 1: it's a fucking cow looking at me.

809
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 2: There was there were three level. There were three levels.

810
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,360
Speaker 2: Imagine if you've seen.

811
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 1: The old version of Sweeney Todd on Broadway with the

812
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: big block that they would turn around, that's kind of

813
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: what Arley's bed looked like. It looked like it was

814
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 1: shaped like a barn, painted like a barn that fake

815
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:55,840
Speaker 1: animals on. Everything was designed for it to be like

816
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 1: this is a barn, including barn doors that could open

817
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,400
Speaker 1: and closed. Oh yeah, like so you'd be shut in

818
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 1: like a time.

819
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:09,360
Speaker 2: That's so true. So it was what an absolute like.

820
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: Marble, and it wasn't honestly like it wasn't like cheap,

821
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: but it wasn't that expensive all things considered, and it

822
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 1: lasted forever and still exists. So it had a slide

823
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: out trundle on the bottom that could slide back in,

824
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 1: so if you had a guest over man the main

825
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 1: bed itself was in the barn proper and so as

826
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:35,240
Speaker 1: previously mentioned, it had born door barn doors that swung

827
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 1: open and.

828
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 8: You get in the bed and lit windows had little

829
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 8: windows as well look out because on the side you

830
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 8: could look out the window like so once you were

831
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:49,479
Speaker 8: in the barn, you weren't entunbed, like, oh my god,

832
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 8: you have to fucking join that Kevin Smith club if

833
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 8: you if you're sure, even if you burn and sure, right,

834
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 8: you just joined just to watch us and drop out.

835
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:00,439
Speaker 2: This fucking kid.

836
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 1: It was like the moment jj Abram's Mission Impossible where

837
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 1: Felicity's fucking brain blew up because somebody.

838
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 2: Stuck it like a minigrade eighteen then and she was like,

839
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:14,839
Speaker 2: oh my god, Ethan, she just did that. Her eye

840
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 2: went all and ship and you were like a little

841
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 2: fly flew by. That was a reaction to it was loud.

842
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 1: Good lord. The beautiful feature on this barn bed though,

843
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: was at a third floor, so there was a mini

844
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 1: staircase under which there were drawers to put clothing and

845
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 1: a storage facility and.

846
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 2: A little dog a little doggy house.

847
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 1: A little doghouse. Then you walked up these little stairs

848
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 1: and somebody could sleep in the.

849
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 2: Bunk up top.

850
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is pretty cool, fucking cool, and we got

851
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 1: years out of it, like you know, until you're I

852
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: don't want to have six on this anymore.

853
00:47:55,680 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, it when you were I guess probably by

854
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 6: the time you were, like in high school would have been.

855
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 2: But I think sometime in middle school, is that.

856
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 1: What it went away? Yeah. But we got a good,

857
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:16,240
Speaker 1: like fucking I would say, I don't know, like easily

858
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,839
Speaker 1: five to eight years out of that bed and then

859
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 1: you know, got dismantled and put into storage. And then

860
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 1: last year we emptied the storage facilities and put them

861
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 1: all the contents here in the ground. Now we had

862
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 1: access to the barn bet again.

863
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 2: Wow, and so put it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yea, yeah,

864
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 2: your mom please put.

865
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: Your mom was like, can we put up a bar bet?

866
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: I was like no. As she goes you don't want to,

867
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,880
Speaker 1: I was like no, I thought you meant could we Like,

868
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: I don't know how to build things, but we can

869
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,800
Speaker 1: hire somebody, so true, build this barn bed again for

870
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: us and stuff like that. Put it together the first time.

871
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: But there's a bed in Harley's what used to be

872
00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 1: Harley's room now and uh, I think that bed is

873
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: going with nobody goes in there, nobody ever uses. So

874
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 1: I think we're going to in which may be one

875
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 1: of the saddest you know, fucking reach backs or the

876
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: empty nest parents.

877
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 2: That we are.

878
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 1: We're going to reconstruct Harley's childhood bed.

879
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 2: You're like, you want to sleep over, We put.

880
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: Your bed back up. Austin can sleep in the top, one.

881
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 2: Can sleep in the trundle.

882
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 1: It's true, man, the cats could have the cats and

883
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 1: that's not vegan though, portion we can't stick to our departments.

884
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 2: What was the thing that you ate lately that you

885
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 2: really liked?

886
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 1: I over bought two things recently, not them be consumed.

887
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 1: I when I was in Jersey about a fuck ton

888
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 1: of chocolate Twizzlers.

889
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 2: That's who knew those were vegan? Yeah that's crazy.

890
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've always I thought you knew that, but yeah

891
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 1: I did not. Is when you go to the movie theater, man, twizzlers.

892
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 2: I know twizzlers are, but I won't assume the chocolate

893
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:27,320
Speaker 2: kind are. And they use Hershey's chocolate. That's pretty wild.

894
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it ain't milk chocolate because this just cocoa.

895
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 2: I just did it.

896
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 1: It didn't come by So I was, you know before

897
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 1: a couple like last month I saw them on Amazon.

898
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: I was like, oh fuck, I love I haven't had

899
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:47,799
Speaker 1: one of those in a while. They don't sell them

900
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 1: out here. They saw regular Twizzlers and other kinds, but

901
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 1: not chocolate. So I ordered them through Amazon and they

902
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 1: were fucking The tastes like a happy childhood. So when

903
00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:00,080
Speaker 1: I was back East, I went into food town on

904
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: the street then a fucking just like like you would

905
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 1: sell milk, eggs or fucking floor cleaner, Like, yeah, yeah,

906
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 1: we got chalk. You have no fucking idea what you

907
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: got here? This is gold back bottom hole.

908
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 2: How many I brought?

909
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: I think twenty six pound of Twizzlers?

910
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 2: Are you Oh my god? You brought them back from Jersey.

911
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: I had brought a suitcase full of ship to the

912
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 1: podcastle I had to bring the suitcase home, so I

913
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 1: was like, I got plenty of room for Twizzlers. Oh

914
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 1: so I brought back to Twizzers. I also brought back

915
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 1: grand Grandma. Mamily has been trying to give me for

916
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 1: the last ship a few months since I've been out

917
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:58,359
Speaker 1: there visiting and whatnot a set of boxing gloves that mine.

918
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,440
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've been hearing about the I got him.

919
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:04,919
Speaker 1: I brought those home in the suitcases well well, which

920
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:08,319
Speaker 1: also came with a bunch of articles in the newspapers.

921
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 1: About him boxing.

922
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 2: It was crazy, really cool.

923
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fascinating and they're sitting there reading about this

924
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 1: guy fucking like throwing hands in the thirties.

925
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 2: Is your grandpapaly my mom's dad.

926
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: But my mom was adopted. But you know, whatever, the well,

927
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like he is, uh, you know, the

928
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 1: blood is thicker than the water.

929
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 2: Oh, I am aware.

930
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:35,800
Speaker 1: It was real, Like there's a real blood thing fucking

931
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: in our in my house. And I think that had

932
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,360
Speaker 1: a lot to do with my mom being adopted. But

933
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 1: for those who came in late, my father once made

934
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:49,439
Speaker 1: a mistake on Christmas Eve. I'm saying to my mother

935
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 1: my father's brother was going to come visit. And it

936
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 1: was like nine ten o'clock on Christmas night, night of

937
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,839
Speaker 1: Christmas and my father answer the phone, which he never did,

938
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 1: and he to see him talk on the phone was

939
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 1: like a nathma. He got phone. My mom was like

940
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:08,839
Speaker 1: so puzzled, like who is that? And he's like, oh,

941
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 1: that's Wayne. He's going to stop by. He's in the area.

942
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 1: He's gonna step by, and my Mom's like, no, he's not.

943
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 1: And my dad's like, well, yeah, Wayne is my dad's

944
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,319
Speaker 1: younger brother. And my mom goes, no, the kids are

945
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 1: all on their pajamas, Christmas is over. He can't step by.

946
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 1: And God's like, well he's this is my brother. Yeah

947
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 1: he's gonna stop but yeah, of course he can stop by.

948
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 1: And you know, Mom pushed the issue, you know, in

949
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,800
Speaker 1: terms of like no, because mom, you know, dad was

950
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 1: the breadwinner. My mom ran the house, you know what

951
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 1: I'm saying. My dad worked for mom essentially. And then

952
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:51,359
Speaker 1: my dad made the fucking incredible mistake error unforced era

953
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 1: error of saying, well, blood is thicker than water grace

954
00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:59,360
Speaker 1: in reference to his brother. Now, my dad meant it

955
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:01,879
Speaker 1: like Wayne is my brother and he's my blood. We're

956
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 1: just married for Heaven's sake, which is insulting enough. However, Mom,

957
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 1: being adopted, took that even fucking harder. And I didn't

958
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:13,719
Speaker 1: even know that when I was a kid. I didn't

959
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 1: find out she was adopted to I was like eighteen.

960
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 1: One day she told me.

961
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:17,839
Speaker 2: I was like, what really?

962
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 5: Yeah?

963
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 1: And I wish she hadn't told me because it really

964
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:21,440
Speaker 1: did change my perspective.

965
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 2: Why.

966
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't I think because I

967
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 1: was raised in a real blood, it's thicker than water

968
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:29,840
Speaker 1: cut of house, which is weird because Judy one of

969
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:32,880
Speaker 1: my favorite fucking relatives on the planet. We're not related,

970
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like, Judy fucking helped raise

971
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:37,840
Speaker 1: you when you were born, and she helped raise me

972
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, but her mom were childhood friends. Yeah,

973
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:46,359
Speaker 1: so you know it's not like, you know, I can't.

974
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 1: I can't get over somebody whose family that's not blood.

975
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,800
Speaker 1: But for some reason, and I'm not saying it was

976
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 1: a good thing, and it is heartbreaking for me because

977
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 1: I was very close with my grandmother, my mom's mom,

978
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: who I lived with for a while after my grandfather

979
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 1: passed away. When my mom told me she was adopted,

980
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 1: suddenly I was like, I don't have to go to

981
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 1: any of these people's houses anymore, Like we're not related

982
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 1: to relatives and stuff.

983
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

984
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 1: And that I didn't. I didn't. I didn't feel too

985
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 1: bad about extended family, but I did feel bad that

986
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 1: I ever felt. I didn't feel that in full to

987
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:28,759
Speaker 1: my grandmother, but I did feel like a chasm for

988
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:34,320
Speaker 1: some reason, like and my mother, nothing changed except suddenly

989
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:35,280
Speaker 1: I was like, well, wait.

990
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:38,320
Speaker 2: A second, that's interesting. Yeah, I don't know, and it.

991
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 1: It has to come from that whole blood is thicker

992
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 1: than water thing. But yeah, it's a very clear distinction

993
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 1: with me and not a bias. But it's just like like, oh,

994
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 1: those relatives that were not related to I mean, look,

995
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,120
Speaker 1: you always have relatives you're not related to, you know

996
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, usually by marriage and shit like that.

997
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 1: But this was a case of like I grew up

998
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 1: around and with people that I assumed were blood relations family,

999
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 1: and you know, granted, of course family can be family

1000
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 1: doesn't have to share blood. But this was a different time.

1001
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:19,919
Speaker 1: This was like, that's again, blood is thicker than water.

1002
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:26,880
Speaker 2: It's so crazy it is. I would never No, I

1003
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 2: didn't get any get any of that.

1004
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 1: One of your closest relationships with anyone in the world,

1005
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 1: let alone a relative, is with somebody that has no

1006
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 1: relation to us blood wise, you know what I'm saying,

1007
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:46,840
Speaker 1: Like Pop, that's like, for all intents and purposes, blood wise,

1008
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:53,360
Speaker 1: genetically speaking, Pop is a stranger. Like there were times

1009
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:54,800
Speaker 1: when I would walk around the most.

1010
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 2: Important stranger in the world.

1011
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 1: I mean, that's it. It's the story of family right there,

1012
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 1: Like fucking here's a guy who's not fucking blood but

1013
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 1: like I put him right next to me in terms

1014
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 1: of like somebody who shares blood with you, who is

1015
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 1: constantly looking out for your best interest. Oh yeah he's

1016
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 1: and you know, shamefully, I would have to admit there

1017
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 1: were times where Pop probably put you before I put

1018
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 1: you because I was like having to work or do

1019
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 1: a fucking thing instead. Pop was pasted his career and

1020
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 1: he was in retirement, so you know, he had this

1021
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 1: and still remains has a fantastic relationship with kid. We're

1022
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 1: so close, super close, but by my childhood metric. And

1023
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,439
Speaker 1: again I'm not laying this on anybody, going like because

1024
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 1: this is what I was told, But it was just

1025
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 1: the that the blood is thicker than water stayed with me,

1026
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 1: and that sentiment like I didn't finish the story, my

1027
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:51,440
Speaker 1: mom got so fucking pissed, he went and put a

1028
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 1: fist through the fucking wall.

1029
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it stayed.

1030
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 1: That hole stayed in the wall for over ten years,

1031
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:03,200
Speaker 1: if not fifteen.

1032
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 2: It really matters what you hear when you're a kid.

1033
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 2: It really what's yours?

1034
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:10,360
Speaker 1: What is your blood is thicker than water?

1035
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you like fucking hold my beard.

1036
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:19,760
Speaker 1: But our mind is very clear, like a very specific

1037
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:22,280
Speaker 1: moment in time, a thing that was said, not even

1038
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 1: about me, like I wasn't engaged in the conversation, but

1039
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 1: it was watching the two people I trust most in

1040
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:32,520
Speaker 1: the world have this kind of that was a huge moment, idiological,

1041
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 1: you know, and not like. And my parents also never

1042
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 1: they might bicker, but they were never, like, never really fought.

1043
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 2: As if you put a hole in the wall too,

1044
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:43,480
Speaker 2: I'd be like, that'd be a core memory. Did you

1045
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 2: see her put a hole in the wall?

1046
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 1: Heard it? We were all in the living room. My

1047
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 1: mom stormed ashes. I'm like, I could see the rage still,

1048
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 1: like I was a child, and I could still see

1049
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 1: her face, like if she could have, she would have

1050
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,440
Speaker 1: fucking right hooked the.

1051
00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,960
Speaker 2: Damn And my mom was tough, man.

1052
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 1: My mom was a tough little bit like she was

1053
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 1: raised by my grandma and her fucking sister was a

1054
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:11,160
Speaker 1: nark detective, first female NERD detective. And she was in

1055
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 1: a rape squad like my mom was. That's what it

1056
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 1: was called. No, I know, but I know it's tough word. Sorry,

1057
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:23,240
Speaker 1: grape squat. My My mom was was a fucking tough individual.

1058
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 1: Why am I saying this?

1059
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 3: Though?

1060
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 1: I got lost in my point.

1061
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 2: Because I was just her putting a hole in the wall,

1062
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 2: and you heard it, yes, So.

1063
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 1: The rage on her fucking face at blood is thicker

1064
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:39,440
Speaker 1: than water, Like I if she if we weren't in

1065
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 1: the room, she might have fucking through hands like.

1066
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 2: She she was.

1067
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:50,479
Speaker 1: Beyond incense. Stormed out of the room and then wow,

1068
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 1: I just heard that, and fucking everybody froze, and my

1069
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 1: dad goes to the kitchen angle and my brother and

1070
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 1: sister like you. Yeah. My mom went into the bedroom,

1071
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:08,960
Speaker 1: slammed the door, and I went in around the corner,

1072
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 1: and I was looking and I saw the bedroom doors

1073
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 1: closed and bathroom door was open, so she was definitely

1074
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:19,600
Speaker 1: in the bedroom. And then I looked at and the

1075
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:23,440
Speaker 1: plaque that's right, and she the plaque that used to

1076
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,479
Speaker 1: hang here in the house of like the baby plate

1077
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 1: when I was born. How much I weighed and ship

1078
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 1: Donald's I believe it was was on the ground. She

1079
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,480
Speaker 1: had hit the wall so fucking hard that this like

1080
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 1: came off the nail and fell on the ground. So

1081
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:37,640
Speaker 1: that was the first thing I saw. But then I

1082
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 1: looked over and the wall that was right outside our bedroom,

1083
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:45,280
Speaker 1: she had put her fucking fist like through it and

1084
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:49,479
Speaker 1: I came back out, I was like, the wall, that's

1085
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 1: so crazy, and that it's it ain't like this house

1086
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: where it's like, you know, we got a lot of

1087
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:57,160
Speaker 1: space in this house. So if you want to fight

1088
01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 1: with somebody, meaning if you want to avoid something, buddy,

1089
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 1: you can go to another angle of the house and

1090
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:05,200
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not like you won't see him for weeks,

1091
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:08,640
Speaker 1: but like you don't have to run into them. Jackson

1092
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 1: Street was pretty fucking small. So could you imagine having

1093
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 1: a fucking blowout fight with your husband or your wife

1094
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 1: while the kids are there?

1095
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:23,880
Speaker 2: That? Yeah, that's close quarters. Oh did you think about

1096
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:25,560
Speaker 2: Momiy when you punched a hole in the wall one

1097
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 2: time when I was on cop outside? Yeah, did you

1098
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:29,880
Speaker 2: think about Mommily?

1099
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,960
Speaker 1: As I was like, Momiy is stronger. She put her

1100
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,440
Speaker 1: fist through a wall in a house, which granted is

1101
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 1: like sheet rock and shit like that. But I was

1102
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:44,920
Speaker 1: a trailer like so when I put my fist to

1103
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,479
Speaker 1: the wall, so to speak, it was like balsa wood.

1104
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 1: That big deal.

1105
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:51,760
Speaker 2: But I was I'm never that person.

1106
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 1: I'm not like a physical person. No, frustrated.

1107
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 2: I was just wondering if Momley crossed your mind that

1108
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:01,280
Speaker 2: I remember telling you.

1109
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:03,200
Speaker 1: I was like, ma, I got so angry. I put

1110
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:05,479
Speaker 1: my fist to the wall three times. She goes, tiger

1111
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:06,280
Speaker 1: only did it once.

1112
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:11,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she had to. You were three short.

1113
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:15,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I put bang, bang, bang, put three holes in

1114
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:19,480
Speaker 1: the wall. And Megan was out there and she was

1115
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 1: just like you all right. So I just punched a

1116
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 1: hole through the wall three times and she's like all right, yeah, man,

1117
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 1: So these boxing gloves, like it's crazy because I'm looking

1118
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:37,920
Speaker 1: at him. And they got a guy his name was

1119
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:43,320
Speaker 1: John Schultz. Uh, and he taught me out to tie

1120
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:46,640
Speaker 1: my shoes. I've spoken about it before, Like he died

1121
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:51,160
Speaker 1: when I was like nine, but like he was, he

1122
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 1: always called me captain.

1123
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 2: Hey, cap, you call everyone captain.

1124
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:59,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Maybe I got it from him, maybe,

1125
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 1: but he uh yeah. By the time I met him,

1126
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 1: mus long past fucking boxing and ship like that. He'd

1127
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:10,160
Speaker 1: been like a janitor in the Newark court system for

1128
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 1: like a long time.

1129
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,560
Speaker 2: So he uh.

1130
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 1: He came off like, you know, scary. He'd come off

1131
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:22,040
Speaker 1: like nice and huggable, like pop. He came across like

1132
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:27,520
Speaker 1: a like an old man from in his seventies. In

1133
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 1: the seventies, they were a different breed, not like a

1134
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 1: cute cut, not pop user friendly pop.

1135
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 2: Yeah he's so cute, yeah, pops.

1136
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 1: Pop's like a nerf ball. He just wanted to toss

1137
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:45,440
Speaker 1: for which is fucking shocking because you know, Pop fucking

1138
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 1: had a horrible job where he saw incredibly horrific things.

1139
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:52,720
Speaker 2: But he's just the cutest little guy.

1140
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:55,720
Speaker 1: He's mister I'm telling you he's nerve because he's mister

1141
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 1: bounced back as.

1142
01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 2: Well, like he really is. He's an incredible He.

1143
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:02,520
Speaker 1: Would crush my people, like doesn't crush.

1144
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:04,040
Speaker 2: It's truly incredible.

1145
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:11,880
Speaker 1: But uh so, my grandfather was not. I remember one

1146
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 1: time I walked around the block with him from my

1147
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:18,400
Speaker 1: grandmother's house to my house at tonym on Jackson Street,

1148
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:22,040
Speaker 1: and he said he was going in and like, and

1149
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:24,560
Speaker 1: they never really came around the block to our house.

1150
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:27,880
Speaker 1: We always went around to their house, but I said,

1151
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:31,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say out here, staying on the front steps,

1152
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:35,600
Speaker 1: and so he goes inside, and for some reason, like

1153
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:38,160
Speaker 1: I was like all right, and I left and I

1154
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:41,920
Speaker 1: walked around the block to Grandma's and I knew this

1155
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:46,520
Speaker 1: was that, Like I didn't tell anybody or anything like that,

1156
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:50,360
Speaker 1: so I immediately got into the bathroom. I went into

1157
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 1: my grandma's house, went right into the bathroom. She goes,

1158
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:55,600
Speaker 1: where's your Where's where's Grandpa? I was like, I don't know.

1159
01:04:55,800 --> 01:05:01,480
Speaker 1: I went into the bathroom, and ten minutes later he

1160
01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 1: came fucking blowing through the front door in that place,

1161
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:09,040
Speaker 1: going is Kevin in the here? And my grandmother was like,

1162
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:13,240
Speaker 1: he's in the bathroom and goes Jesus whic like, and

1163
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 1: he wanted to fucking strangle me, because, as you would

1164
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 1: imagine once you're past, you know, the panic of I

1165
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:27,120
Speaker 1: lost my grandchild, like he was right here, like I

1166
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:29,800
Speaker 1: wanted to And my mom must have been like, where's Kevin?

1167
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:32,320
Speaker 1: And my grandfather was like, he was just he was

1168
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:35,439
Speaker 1: with me, what do you that whole fucking run around

1169
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:37,760
Speaker 1: the block, assuming that I went there, hoping that I

1170
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:42,000
Speaker 1: went there. You know, it ain't like today where you know,

1171
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:44,000
Speaker 1: if that would have happened, you find a kid like, oh,

1172
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:46,880
Speaker 1: thank God, give me a hugging ship. Motherfucker was ready

1173
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:50,080
Speaker 1: to put me through a wall because I fucking terrified him.

1174
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 1: And you're like, and my grandma was like, you're not,

1175
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:56,160
Speaker 1: don't go near him. He didn't do anything wrong. He's

1176
01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:59,280
Speaker 1: like he left and didn't tell anybody like that's that

1177
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:00,800
Speaker 1: is wrong, Like, oh.

1178
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:03,440
Speaker 2: Man, that's terrifying for them.

1179
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:05,720
Speaker 1: I mean for me, I was scared to get yeah,

1180
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:06,480
Speaker 1: but like.

1181
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:09,680
Speaker 2: Sounds terrifying for you too though, but more for them,

1182
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:10,600
Speaker 2: like could you imagine that?

1183
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:14,200
Speaker 1: Motherfucker's Like I like that they entrusted me with this

1184
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:17,360
Speaker 1: kid for two minutes, and like it's not even like

1185
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:21,040
Speaker 1: whether or not he like loved me or was into

1186
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:22,919
Speaker 1: me as a fucking human being who gives a shit.

1187
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 1: It just meant I'm never going to hear the end

1188
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:29,360
Speaker 1: of it. For my wife, like she's gonna fuck it.

1189
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:30,920
Speaker 1: He called her head names for all the time. He

1190
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:34,640
Speaker 1: called their Kaiser. Now, in your world, Kaiser is like

1191
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:38,680
Speaker 1: Kaiser permanente. But back in World War One, the Kaiser

1192
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:41,680
Speaker 1: Kaiser Wilhelm was like the head of Germany is the

1193
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:45,200
Speaker 1: reason we got into well where they got into World

1194
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:50,120
Speaker 1: War One. Kaiser's were bad things. They were like fucking yeah,

1195
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,560
Speaker 1: you didn't want to be a Kaiser. So my grandfather's

1196
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:56,600
Speaker 1: nickname for my grandmother was Kaiser.

1197
01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:57,360
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1198
01:06:57,520 --> 01:06:59,960
Speaker 1: So he would just be like, oh, Kaiser, shut up,

1199
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 1: like constantly, oh my god, referring to her germanness, even

1200
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:05,600
Speaker 1: though he too was German.

1201
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:10,120
Speaker 2: He was Schultz Wow, and she was went w and

1202
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:14,520
Speaker 2: dt getting some insight into your childhood again. He uh.

1203
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:17,880
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure I've talked about this before, but

1204
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:21,160
Speaker 1: like him being a boxer, and I read these articles

1205
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:24,200
Speaker 1: and it's crazy how they talk about like how good

1206
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:26,160
Speaker 1: he was at it. And it's also crazy that you're

1207
01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:28,640
Speaker 1: reading something from the thirties and it's not that different

1208
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:30,880
Speaker 1: from how they cover sports today.

1209
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:32,120
Speaker 2: That's pretty crazy.

1210
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:36,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, But them talking about this youngster from fucking the

1211
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:40,280
Speaker 1: iron Bound section of North and how he handled himself

1212
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:43,280
Speaker 1: in a fight, it's crazy because I'm like, this guy's

1213
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:47,840
Speaker 1: journey makes my journey possible. Like never mind, the whole

1214
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:51,560
Speaker 1: fucking blood is thicker than water. If this boxer hadn't failed,

1215
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:58,960
Speaker 1: maybe he's never around New jerseybe they move outageurs.

1216
01:07:59,480 --> 01:07:59,760
Speaker 2: And so.

1217
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,600
Speaker 1: My mom, who was like, you know, brought to my

1218
01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:07,920
Speaker 1: grandparents by the Catholic charities, doesn't go to that family.

1219
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:11,720
Speaker 1: That family who you know, My grandfather and my grandmother

1220
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:14,000
Speaker 1: bought a little bungalow down the Jersey Shore and they

1221
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:17,439
Speaker 1: would go there on the weekends and stuff, and then

1222
01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:22,600
Speaker 1: eventually moved down there and my parents were visiting with

1223
01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:25,760
Speaker 1: my sister when she was a kid, and my dad

1224
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:27,640
Speaker 1: walked around the block with my sister and saw a

1225
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:29,960
Speaker 1: house for some I was like, oh my god, we

1226
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,880
Speaker 1: could live near your parents if you want, grace, and

1227
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:34,880
Speaker 1: she was like yeah, And so then we go to

1228
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:39,400
Speaker 1: twenty on Jackson Street. All because that guy fought well,

1229
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:43,120
Speaker 1: but not well enough to sustain it as an entire career.

1230
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:47,639
Speaker 1: Because I guarantee you if that man continued his life

1231
01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:51,800
Speaker 1: as the man in the Arena as they say, he

1232
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:56,200
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna be fucking adopted, no no kid from the

1233
01:08:56,240 --> 01:09:00,400
Speaker 1: Catholic charities. You know what I'm saying is that's when

1234
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:04,200
Speaker 1: I read those articles, I'm like, this guy had he

1235
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:07,280
Speaker 1: and he he had no idea I was coming. And

1236
01:09:07,439 --> 01:09:10,040
Speaker 1: even when he met me, even when I walked around

1237
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:12,320
Speaker 1: the block and he was like, oh my god, even

1238
01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:14,800
Speaker 1: when he taught me at a time my shoe, he

1239
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:16,439
Speaker 1: had no idea that I was going to become the

1240
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:18,720
Speaker 1: man in the arena, that I would spend my life

1241
01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:21,240
Speaker 1: chasing like the words in the paper, like he did,

1242
01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:27,680
Speaker 1: like needing validation provided by anyone other than ourselves. You know,

1243
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:29,720
Speaker 1: maybe he did it for a different reason, you know,

1244
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:36,400
Speaker 1: but ultimately you're trying to fill some fucking hole. So

1245
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:39,599
Speaker 1: he he must have been. I mean, I'm sure part

1246
01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:42,120
Speaker 1: of it was the money, right, like should I'd rather

1247
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:47,240
Speaker 1: make money fighting than doing anything else. In the passion, yeah,

1248
01:09:47,439 --> 01:09:50,400
Speaker 1: passion for the fight game. But then he gave it up.

1249
01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:51,840
Speaker 1: This is something I talk about all the time, and

1250
01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:54,040
Speaker 1: I can't believe we haven't spoken about it. I spoke

1251
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:59,679
Speaker 1: about it with nominally that that guy had pretty good record.

1252
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:03,080
Speaker 1: And then my grandmother story goes and the family history

1253
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:05,560
Speaker 1: of my grandmother was like, you know, he can't do

1254
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:08,240
Speaker 1: this anymore. You have a daughter now, like their first kid,

1255
01:10:08,439 --> 01:10:12,879
Speaker 1: my A Virginia was born while my grandfather was boxing

1256
01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:14,920
Speaker 1: on the road and he was in Virginia when he

1257
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:17,040
Speaker 1: found out that my grandmother had the baby. So he

1258
01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:20,559
Speaker 1: was like, let's name it Virginia. So he got home.

1259
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:24,320
Speaker 1: My grandma was like, you're done fighting like your dad now,

1260
01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:26,880
Speaker 1: Like I can't. You weren't here, and the kid was born,

1261
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:30,639
Speaker 1: like god, this is it, and you know, the story

1262
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:32,519
Speaker 1: was like he was like okay, then gave it up.

1263
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:36,120
Speaker 1: Now having been the man in the arena for thirty

1264
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:41,519
Speaker 1: fucking odd years now, thirty one years. There's nothing in

1265
01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:45,680
Speaker 1: the world that would make you willingly give up the

1266
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:48,240
Speaker 1: roar of the crowd if you were built for that,

1267
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:51,639
Speaker 1: which clearly he was as he gravitated towards the fight came.

1268
01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:56,759
Speaker 1: So as a kid, you know, I buy that story,

1269
01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:59,000
Speaker 1: like fucking she told him not to fight anymore and

1270
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:03,120
Speaker 1: that's his wife, so stop. But as an adult who

1271
01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:07,560
Speaker 1: had a career, you know, definitely not like my grandfather's

1272
01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:11,200
Speaker 1: but like also in a public eye where part of

1273
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:14,640
Speaker 1: your job comes with accolade, and when it comes to

1274
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:18,639
Speaker 1: that sort of shit, like you know, fucking people in sports,

1275
01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:21,479
Speaker 1: like oh my god, the crowds go nuts. Like I'm

1276
01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:23,240
Speaker 1: happy when I'm at a comedy club. I can make

1277
01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:26,040
Speaker 1: a room laugh. But like fucking punch a dude in

1278
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:29,560
Speaker 1: the face and dropping the canvas and talking, you know,

1279
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:30,960
Speaker 1: primal and ship like that.

1280
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:31,960
Speaker 2: Pretty impressive.

1281
01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:38,519
Speaker 1: What would make a man give all that up? His child?

1282
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:42,760
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, I had one. I didn't give it up

1283
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:47,880
Speaker 1: so true where you were, Yes, my.

1284
01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:49,760
Speaker 2: Boy, it was just like me.

1285
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:53,200
Speaker 1: What would make a man give all that up? It

1286
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:56,080
Speaker 1: ain't fucking his wife going like you got to stop

1287
01:11:56,160 --> 01:12:00,920
Speaker 1: fighting out you have a kid. I have theory.

1288
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:06,400
Speaker 2: I bet it has something to do with anal. I

1289
01:12:06,439 --> 01:12:09,719
Speaker 2: think my grandmother was fantastic and anal. Oh my god.

1290
01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:12,960
Speaker 1: I think it was like the fucking forties, which she

1291
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:14,840
Speaker 1: was a German girl who was like, I'll let you

1292
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:18,280
Speaker 1: do it to style you font. I mean, she'd actual god,

1293
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:21,200
Speaker 1: and he was.

1294
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:24,120
Speaker 2: Just like, Oh, what's better than the fight game?

1295
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:28,280
Speaker 1: Is this? I think? So I'd really like to go

1296
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:29,679
Speaker 1: back in time and have a conversation.

1297
01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:32,560
Speaker 2: I just wondering about Adson.

1298
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:34,800
Speaker 1: Just as like some rando, I just be like, did

1299
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:37,360
Speaker 1: you give a fighting for anal? My grandfather was a

1300
01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:40,080
Speaker 1: vicious man who fought in traffic.

1301
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:41,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1302
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:44,360
Speaker 1: He would stop somebody was delegating him. He would stop

1303
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,840
Speaker 1: a car on the freeway, get out and grab a

1304
01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:50,240
Speaker 1: fucking hook from under the seat, like one of those like, uh,

1305
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:52,280
Speaker 1: I know what you did last summer hooks there used

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01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:55,479
Speaker 1: for fishing fish, and he would go. He would He

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01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:58,519
Speaker 1: was a fucking boxer. The man was naturally fucking aggressive,

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01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:02,839
Speaker 1: so he had a hair trigger and had no problem

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01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:06,360
Speaker 1: fucking getting ready to fuck with anybody even when, like

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Speaker 1: I knew him when he was like in the seventies

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01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:10,599
Speaker 1: and shit like that. That I was kind of scared

1312
01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:12,840
Speaker 1: of this guy, always ready to throw it down.

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01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:17,320
Speaker 2: Sound scary, Yeah, he was terrifying actually.

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01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:22,040
Speaker 1: But to be fair, like I remember him always trying.

1315
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Speaker 1: Like you got to remember when we came into their lives, me,

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01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:30,240
Speaker 1: my brother, and my sister. Like my grandmother was, you know,

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01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:33,320
Speaker 1: now an older woman. She spent most of her young

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01:13:33,439 --> 01:13:38,519
Speaker 1: life raising kids and then raising her kids kids because

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01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:40,800
Speaker 1: like my Virginia was off at work and stuff, and

1320
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:42,920
Speaker 1: Uncle Jerry was off at work. So she had Virginia,

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01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:48,439
Speaker 1: Rosemary and Gerard, my aunt, my uncle Joe's kids. She

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01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:52,120
Speaker 1: raised them from time to time as well, and like

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01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:55,240
Speaker 1: all these people report her as being like, you know,

1324
01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:58,200
Speaker 1: I what a stern heart ass, Like I fucking hated

1325
01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:02,240
Speaker 1: fucking going to Grandma because she just what a nut batter.

1326
01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:05,240
Speaker 1: And we didn't have that version of grandma. My grandma

1327
01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:07,840
Speaker 1: love the funk out of was because she was like,

1328
01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:13,120
Speaker 1: I'm done, like I don't have to raise these kids

1329
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:15,280
Speaker 1: like now I just get to have fun with these kids.

1330
01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:18,120
Speaker 2: And then one day you just stop talking. Don't do that.

1331
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:21,160
Speaker 1: I didn't know that's I did not stop talking to her.

1332
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:27,360
Speaker 1: I just didn't feel quite as compelled to, you know,

1333
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:30,360
Speaker 1: to go over all the time, but also came hand

1334
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:31,400
Speaker 1: to him at a time with it.

1335
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:33,640
Speaker 2: When I would go over and.

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01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:38,760
Speaker 1: You know, sit down with her and she, you know,

1337
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:41,840
Speaker 1: she'd lost her eyesight, so she like couldn't do any

1338
01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:45,960
Speaker 1: of the things she'd doing like cooking or crushang and stuff.

1339
01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:48,920
Speaker 1: And you know, I'd be like, how you doing, Graham,

1340
01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:52,560
Speaker 1: and She'd be like, well, I keep asking him to

1341
01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:58,200
Speaker 1: take me, but he won't do it. Jesus, I keep

1342
01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:04,160
Speaker 1: begging him take me. I'm still here. And that became gosh,

1343
01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:10,439
Speaker 1: very difficult to like, you know, be like Graham, you know,

1344
01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:18,040
Speaker 1: come on. But what everyone she knew and loved was

1345
01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:21,400
Speaker 1: dead or dying off. She couldn't see anymore, so she

1346
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:24,000
Speaker 1: couldn't even be the independent person she had been since

1347
01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:28,760
Speaker 1: her husband died like twenty years prior and stuff. She

1348
01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:36,040
Speaker 1: couldn't go out do anything anymore. So she she got sad.

1349
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:37,880
Speaker 2: That's really sad.

1350
01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:41,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a woman who was always like so

1351
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:43,719
Speaker 1: crazy full of life.

1352
01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:50,960
Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, oh my god, this is such a sad one.

1353
01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:54,679
Speaker 1: Nobody is ever going to listen to the show anymore,

1354
01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:58,600
Speaker 1: and they shouldn't.

1355
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:06,360
Speaker 2: All right, Uh, yeah, it got very real that dude, I.

1356
01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:10,080
Speaker 1: Suspect gave up boxing because my grandmother was just hella,

1357
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,760
Speaker 1: wicked in bed, willing to do things that no other,

1358
01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:16,200
Speaker 1: you know, woman in that age would do. That's why

1359
01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:19,719
Speaker 1: I think anal because anyone with anyone, but they've always

1360
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:22,479
Speaker 1: had sex. But I think I think she was like

1361
01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:27,840
Speaker 1: I brought something back from Jersey, from Daspozland, and you're

1362
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:31,719
Speaker 1: gonna like get kid Dixie. That was his name, k Dixie,

1363
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:36,920
Speaker 1: kid Dixie. Oh yeah, weird because he wasn't from the South.

1364
01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:40,960
Speaker 1: Dixie is usually associated with South. But yeah, it was

1365
01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:42,080
Speaker 1: Kid Dixie Schultz.

1366
01:16:42,479 --> 01:16:46,200
Speaker 2: Wow, that's a that's a pretty solid name right there.

1367
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:49,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a boxing name. Maybe that maybe there's

1368
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:55,639
Speaker 1: your band name, Kid Dixie. I was, and it has

1369
01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:58,519
Speaker 1: this like it'll make people be like, oh ship man,

1370
01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:00,760
Speaker 1: I love Dixie music and then hear it like you

1371
01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:02,960
Speaker 1: take some music, but they already roped in at that point.

1372
01:17:03,080 --> 01:17:08,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, so true. Yeah, you know you have a point.

1373
01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:12,240
Speaker 1: I'm just saying. So that wraps up the vegan average one.

1374
01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:18,599
Speaker 2: We're doing really well at the categories.

1375
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:21,439
Speaker 1: So terrible. See, I've had podcast co hosts for years,

1376
01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:24,320
Speaker 1: like Ralph is very good at departments because when he

1377
01:17:24,439 --> 01:17:27,400
Speaker 1: was on k Rock Radio is all about departments. So

1378
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:30,720
Speaker 1: Ralph keeps like Hollywood Babylon like on the rails and

1379
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:32,519
Speaker 1: constantly have stuff for each department.

1380
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:35,400
Speaker 2: I'm just along for the ride. So as long as

1381
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:36,920
Speaker 2: you you're driving.

1382
01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:38,920
Speaker 1: Nobody's driving. This is like one of them cars that

1383
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:39,960
Speaker 1: just drives itself.

1384
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:48,320
Speaker 2: Apparently. I mean, it makes a lot of sense, But

1385
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:55,000
Speaker 2: that's just a thing that happens in major cities the

1386
01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:59,040
Speaker 2: way most d Yeah that's not everywhere yet, Yeah, that's

1387
01:17:59,439 --> 01:18:02,400
Speaker 2: and it's just become a regular thing where there are

1388
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:05,960
Speaker 2: just cars that are driving themselves and tell us for

1389
01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:09,720
Speaker 2: years that it's coming. It's truly shocking. Every single time

1390
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:12,639
Speaker 2: I see one one yeah happens, it's terrifying.

1391
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:16,840
Speaker 1: What unnerves your mother is the little delivery. She can't

1392
01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:18,960
Speaker 1: stand them. She's like, eh, there's another one. I was

1393
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:23,439
Speaker 1: like this one. She's like, oh my god, I can

1394
01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:25,240
Speaker 1: oh my there was one that was stuck in the

1395
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:31,040
Speaker 1: middle of a a crosswalk and I finally saw some

1396
01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:34,120
Speaker 1: compassion for my god, we got to help it. We

1397
01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:38,400
Speaker 1: are not going to help get out of an object

1398
01:18:38,479 --> 01:18:43,679
Speaker 1: that's being controlled by somebody in a basement because they're

1399
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:46,960
Speaker 1: they're not They're not like AI.

1400
01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:51,599
Speaker 2: They're not you know, people are driving them. Yeah really yeah,

1401
01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:51,920
Speaker 2: they're like.

1402
01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:56,200
Speaker 1: Drones, the land drones essentially, So there's some somewhere someone

1403
01:18:57,280 --> 01:19:00,280
Speaker 1: just sitting there watching it and ship like that. So yeah,

1404
01:19:00,720 --> 01:19:04,240
Speaker 1: you know, wow, it takes kind of the oh look

1405
01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:06,160
Speaker 1: at the little robot out of it and just makes

1406
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:07,960
Speaker 1: it because I never feel that about a drone. I'm

1407
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:14,559
Speaker 1: not like the same thing for for the delivery droid.

1408
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:16,639
Speaker 2: There's the delivery droid.

1409
01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:18,240
Speaker 1: This guy controlling it.

1410
01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:22,479
Speaker 2: Wow, it's the Wizard, that's for real.

1411
01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:25,320
Speaker 1: The way when when you follow him all the way

1412
01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:27,519
Speaker 1: back to the convenience store and ship like that. Whenever

1413
01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:31,960
Speaker 1: he's delivering from the little delivery droid, you meet the

1414
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:35,719
Speaker 1: fucking wizard and he's like Harley Quinn.

1415
01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:44,120
Speaker 2: I'd like to raise y'ah ah because I think everyone deserves.

1416
01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:53,799
Speaker 1: A chance to birdie commercial all right before we fucking

1417
01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:54,400
Speaker 1: cry anymore.

1418
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Will got so many redo the departments next time,

1419
01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:04,040
Speaker 2: getting better, figured it out, Figure it out. We figured

1420
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Speaker 2: out departments.

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Speaker 1: Don't forget kids, love it or leave it so true

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Speaker 1: If you're listening to this on Thursday, if you listen

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Speaker 2: You fucked up your chance to go see us. I

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Speaker 2: love it or leave it, and I'm going out on

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Speaker 2: What that episode? Yeah, it's like that, like that, you gotta.

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Speaker 1: Go out there and fucking don't. Don't don't.

1440
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Speaker 2: I can't say we weren't honest.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't let her. Don't take heed the words of

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Speaker 1: Harry Chapin kids, Harry Champing carpenters. I think there's a

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Speaker 1: Merry Chapin Carpenter And that's why I'm like, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: Harry Chapin. I can't believe I threw another.

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Speaker 2: Name, Kevin Smith Robers was.

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Speaker 1: A fucking he was a poet, a prophet. Wow, yeah,

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Speaker 1: other songs too. I mean you could get away with

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Speaker 1: like that's his clerks, you know what I'm saying?

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Speaker 2: Like, absolutely, it's his clerks.

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Speaker 1: And the.

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Speaker 2: My's delusional. How let's go.

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