WEBVTT 00:00:00.020 --> 00:00:01.940 What do I say to her once we get in the car? 00:00:02.700 --> 00:00:06.960 No problem, Rat. What you need is my special five-point plan. 00:00:07.080 --> 00:00:08.820 Come on, Damone, I need real help here. 00:00:09.300 --> 00:00:14.160 What do you mean? Hey, men have died trying to obtain this valuable information, you know. 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:16.379 But I'll give it to you for free. 00:00:16.520 --> 00:00:18.580 Okay, okay, what's your five-point plan? 00:00:19.700 --> 00:00:20.040 All right. 00:00:21.840 --> 00:00:22.720 Now pay attention. 00:00:24.660 --> 00:00:28.880 First of all, Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. 00:00:29.840 --> 00:00:31.560 Oh, Dabby. Hi. 00:00:33.740 --> 00:00:36.020 Two, you always call the shots. 00:00:36.900 --> 00:00:39.120 Kiss me. You won't regret it. 00:00:40.300 --> 00:00:44.580 Now, three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. 00:00:46.180 --> 00:00:47.040 Isn't this great? 00:00:49.859 --> 00:00:54.460 Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. 00:00:54.700 --> 00:00:55.760 It's a classy move. 00:00:56.300 --> 00:01:00.460 A lady will have the linguine and white clam sauce and a Coke with no ice. 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:02.740 And five. 00:01:03.660 --> 00:01:05.519 Now this is most important, Rat. 00:01:07.220 --> 00:01:10.340 Comes down to making out whenever possible. 00:01:11.480 --> 00:01:13.920 Put on side one of Led Zeppelin Forum. 00:01:14.660 --> 00:01:18.180 Hello, folks, and welcome once again to another episode of the Cinema Beef Podcast. 00:01:18.900 --> 00:01:20.120 I'm one of your hosts, Gary Hill. 00:01:20.680 --> 00:01:24.460 With me tonight is one Suzanne Cappelletti. 00:01:24.460 --> 00:01:25.180 How you doing, babe? 00:01:25.640 --> 00:01:27.660 Oh, I think we've discussed this 00:01:27.860 --> 00:01:29.800 but not as happy 00:01:29.870 --> 00:01:31.280 as I wish I could be right now 00:01:31.540 --> 00:01:33.120 Well, Suzanne, you know 00:01:33.540 --> 00:01:34.980 sometimes the world 00:01:35.380 --> 00:01:37.140 makes you fall on a stair and 00:01:37.410 --> 00:01:38.740 just bust your arm 00:01:40.020 --> 00:01:40.920 and sometimes 00:01:41.840 --> 00:01:43.760 you know, where's the line go? 00:01:44.040 --> 00:01:45.260 Sometimes you're the dog 00:01:45.420 --> 00:01:46.380 and sometimes you're the hydrant 00:01:47.500 --> 00:01:48.360 I don't know 00:01:49.200 --> 00:01:51.960 Sometimes you're the windshield and sometimes you're the bug 00:01:52.720 --> 00:01:53.360 There you go 00:01:54.660 --> 00:01:55.440 But I was 00:01:56.619 --> 00:01:57.920 kind of the hydrant 00:01:57.940 --> 00:01:59.820 if you can consider when I was 00:01:59.960 --> 00:02:01.900 playing with Nara and she knocked out 00:02:02.080 --> 00:02:02.840 four of my teeth. 00:02:04.540 --> 00:02:05.500 So you're like a hydrant player? 00:02:06.360 --> 00:02:07.900 Oh no, got that shit repaired 00:02:08.220 --> 00:02:08.380 immediately. 00:02:09.720 --> 00:02:11.840 Is Nara your dog or like a stripper from 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:13.800 Vegas? That's my dog. 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:15.600 That's my Great Dane baby. 00:02:16.180 --> 00:02:17.920 Oh shit. Ain't no Great 00:02:18.040 --> 00:02:19.400 Dane babies. Those fuckers are big. 00:02:20.340 --> 00:02:22.240 Oh yeah, she's about 00:02:22.580 --> 00:02:25.740 125 right now, but she's 00:02:25.740 --> 00:02:28.140 a smaller... She's kind of the runt, 00:02:28.300 --> 00:02:30.920 so she's a little smaller, but she's not small. 00:02:32.560 --> 00:02:34.040 Can't confirm that for sure. 00:02:34.920 --> 00:02:36.500 Y'all dog people freak me out. 00:02:39.240 --> 00:02:40.360 Also a cat person 00:02:40.780 --> 00:02:42.640 and a snake person and a lizard person. 00:02:43.270 --> 00:02:45.140 I like animals. I don't like people. 00:02:46.060 --> 00:02:48.600 Yes, she does. Yes, she does. No, she don't. 00:02:51.160 --> 00:02:54.680 With us at Yurtim talking in the background, so I'll probably introduce him. 00:02:55.200 --> 00:02:57.060 Jeffrey X. Martin is here as well. How you doing, sir? 00:02:58.760 --> 00:03:00.180 I am well. 00:03:02.440 --> 00:03:03.460 And Dutchess is here, too. 00:03:03.680 --> 00:03:05.400 Thank God, somebody is. 00:03:05.880 --> 00:03:07.780 Say hello to Dutchess, too. She's here, too. 00:03:08.420 --> 00:03:09.140 What's up, Dutchess? 00:03:09.800 --> 00:03:13.320 My cats are here, too. CD and Twitch are here. You'll hear them running around. 00:03:13.980 --> 00:03:16.560 Yes, indeed. Like cats do. Yes, indeed. 00:03:18.400 --> 00:03:22.740 Keep this cool real loose, you know, because that's the way this show is. 00:03:24.020 --> 00:03:28.660 I'll ask my one co-host, Jeffrey X. Martin, what's he been watching lately? 00:03:29.820 --> 00:03:31.320 Well, nothing, and let me tell you why. 00:03:32.160 --> 00:03:34.220 My external hard drive died yesterday. 00:03:35.840 --> 00:03:39.900 And that was a two-terabyte drive that had all my movies and all my music 00:03:40.620 --> 00:03:42.940 and my books and my articles on it. 00:03:44.850 --> 00:03:46.000 And pictures, oh, yes. 00:03:46.580 --> 00:03:47.760 So now I got nothing. 00:03:49.780 --> 00:03:50.780 let's see here 00:03:51.240 --> 00:03:52.340 streaming wise though 00:03:53.180 --> 00:03:55.480 what was the last thing I watched besides what we covered tonight 00:03:55.940 --> 00:03:57.060 I've been keeping a list 00:03:57.740 --> 00:03:59.760 of every movie that I've watched this year 00:03:59.860 --> 00:04:00.520 on my phone 00:04:01.180 --> 00:04:03.220 just because at the end of the year 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:04.140 I'm going to be like 00:04:04.680 --> 00:04:06.600 did I actually see that piece of shit? 00:04:06.780 --> 00:04:07.540 I don't remember 00:04:08.520 --> 00:04:10.700 so the last thing I watched was 00:04:11.620 --> 00:04:12.980 oh gods y'all 00:04:14.500 --> 00:04:15.480 the movie is called 00:04:15.580 --> 00:04:16.980 We Might Hurt Each Other 00:04:17.440 --> 00:04:19.640 it is a Swedish slasher movie 00:04:21.040 --> 00:04:22.360 and I gotta tell you 00:04:22.530 --> 00:04:24.180 it's the dumbest fucking thing I've seen 00:04:24.680 --> 00:04:25.120 in years 00:04:25.960 --> 00:04:28.540 every person in that movie is an idiot 00:04:28.820 --> 00:04:30.460 they all make terrible decisions 00:04:32.240 --> 00:04:34.160 they all die in horrible ways 00:04:34.880 --> 00:04:36.920 and it's their own fault 00:04:37.480 --> 00:04:38.860 they don't run away from the killer 00:04:38.980 --> 00:04:40.040 they run toward him 00:04:40.580 --> 00:04:41.900 why would you do that 00:04:42.010 --> 00:04:43.160 unless it's the third act 00:04:43.300 --> 00:04:44.100 and you're the final girl 00:04:44.560 --> 00:04:45.840 no, everyone 00:04:47.560 --> 00:04:48.620 there's one point 00:04:48.720 --> 00:04:49.360 I swear to crap 00:04:50.680 --> 00:04:52.980 they try to run away so five of them 00:04:53.200 --> 00:04:54.160 get into a car 00:04:54.760 --> 00:04:56.780 that won't start but they don't get 00:04:57.100 --> 00:04:57.920 out of the car 00:04:58.580 --> 00:05:00.300 so the person who is the killer 00:05:01.180 --> 00:05:02.900 just punches through the windows 00:05:03.280 --> 00:05:04.560 and murders all of them 00:05:05.000 --> 00:05:06.660 are you fucking kidding me 00:05:07.020 --> 00:05:09.080 why don't you have reflexes 00:05:09.740 --> 00:05:10.340 so anyway 00:05:10.760 --> 00:05:11.960 that's the last thing I watched 00:05:12.680 --> 00:05:13.720 reminds me of that commercial 00:05:13.800 --> 00:05:14.820 I forget what commercial it's for 00:05:14.860 --> 00:05:15.760 but you know where they're 00:05:16.090 --> 00:05:17.420 let's hide behind the chainsaws 00:05:17.840 --> 00:05:19.020 the insurance commercial 00:05:19.720 --> 00:05:20.920 I buy the chainsaws 00:05:21.430 --> 00:05:22.700 I buy the running car 00:05:23.600 --> 00:05:24.520 it's so good 00:05:25.660 --> 00:05:27.520 so anyway I watched that 00:05:27.620 --> 00:05:28.600 you should not 00:05:29.120 --> 00:05:30.780 thank you for your suffering 00:05:31.200 --> 00:05:32.360 I feel like a martyr 00:05:32.670 --> 00:05:33.700 I should be canonized 00:05:37.620 --> 00:05:38.240 anything else 00:05:38.500 --> 00:05:39.140 could be a good sir 00:05:39.860 --> 00:05:40.980 no actually 00:05:41.650 --> 00:05:43.180 and I've probably talked about this before 00:05:43.600 --> 00:05:44.040 but my 00:05:44.880 --> 00:05:45.920 comfort watch 00:05:46.600 --> 00:05:49.180 when there's nothing else on or I don't have time to get involved 00:05:49.190 --> 00:05:51.060 in a movie is the 00:05:51.190 --> 00:05:53.120 Iron Chef channel on Pluto TV 00:05:53.770 --> 00:05:55.000 and I will just watch Japanese 00:05:55.450 --> 00:05:56.920 Iron Chef because 00:05:57.250 --> 00:05:59.080 I love it ever so much it's just like 00:05:59.520 --> 00:06:01.180 this is battle I don't know 00:06:01.760 --> 00:06:02.360 fish testicles 00:06:03.160 --> 00:06:04.340 and the judges are like 00:06:05.380 --> 00:06:06.920 it's very nice 00:06:07.980 --> 00:06:09.120 the flavor is 00:06:09.340 --> 00:06:10.400 really flavorful 00:06:11.360 --> 00:06:12.860 and I can taste 00:06:12.900 --> 00:06:14.360 I can taste the fish 00:06:15.160 --> 00:06:16.640 It's ridiculous, I love it 00:06:16.680 --> 00:06:18.620 I watch it all the time, and that's it 00:06:19.040 --> 00:06:19.880 Oh my god 00:06:20.700 --> 00:06:22.840 It is amazing, isn't it? 00:06:23.090 --> 00:06:24.660 I love that channel 00:06:25.040 --> 00:06:27.440 I do too, it's on all the time 00:06:27.620 --> 00:06:28.720 My wife comes home from work 00:06:28.860 --> 00:06:30.000 She's like, what are you watching? 00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:31.720 Oh, is this Battle Scallops? 00:06:31.770 --> 00:06:32.760 I'm like, yeah, bae 00:06:33.680 --> 00:06:35.500 Sit down, we're going to town 00:06:36.740 --> 00:06:37.540 Oh my god 00:06:37.560 --> 00:06:38.820 There was one on Netflix 00:06:39.190 --> 00:06:40.439 A couple of years ago 00:06:40.460 --> 00:06:42.740 and I can't even remember what the hell 00:06:42.860 --> 00:06:44.040 the stupid premise was 00:06:44.700 --> 00:06:46.620 but one of the ingredients 00:06:46.920 --> 00:06:47.800 was English peas 00:06:48.460 --> 00:06:50.360 and one of the women who was 00:06:50.420 --> 00:06:52.080 just like I'm not getting that penis 00:06:53.460 --> 00:06:54.860 I'm in tears 00:06:55.180 --> 00:06:55.880 on the couch 00:06:56.620 --> 00:06:57.800 I'm just not getting that 00:06:58.810 --> 00:06:59.140 that pea 00:07:00.080 --> 00:07:00.760 that she realized 00:07:02.640 --> 00:07:03.160 flavor 00:07:04.180 --> 00:07:06.500 no you just said you couldn't taste the penis 00:07:07.960 --> 00:07:08.820 that was in tears 00:07:09.360 --> 00:07:10.420 that was dying 00:07:10.840 --> 00:07:11.580 It was amazing. 00:07:12.210 --> 00:07:13.780 She must have gone to Catholic school. 00:07:17.980 --> 00:07:18.820 Oh, my God. 00:07:19.360 --> 00:07:21.420 Susan, what have you been watching, girl? 00:07:22.000 --> 00:07:23.880 Oh, I actually did it. 00:07:24.340 --> 00:07:26.760 Besides the penis, you know, you were watching that, you know. 00:07:27.180 --> 00:07:29.340 Oh, I gotta watch the penis. 00:07:30.560 --> 00:07:31.780 No, I actually broke down. 00:07:31.790 --> 00:07:32.760 I watched Bratz. 00:07:33.760 --> 00:07:37.560 I, from day one, I've never liked Andrew McCarthy. 00:07:38.260 --> 00:07:41.600 He just never was one of those characters or actor. 00:07:41.920 --> 00:07:43.200 He was a good actor. 00:07:44.220 --> 00:07:45.520 Never appealed to me. 00:07:46.420 --> 00:07:49.300 And now I was completely correct in my assumption. 00:07:49.500 --> 00:07:52.160 He is a fucking whiny bitch. 00:07:53.340 --> 00:07:58.960 But I will say this, Emilio, a little bit on the stockier side, but Emilio still looks fucking amazing. 00:08:00.620 --> 00:08:06.600 And this was just him wandering through crying about how much he hated the label of the Brat Pack. 00:08:07.300 --> 00:08:08.480 It is worth a watch. 00:08:09.160 --> 00:08:10.700 I mean, especially my era. 00:08:10.900 --> 00:08:12.840 I grew up on all of those movies. 00:08:13.680 --> 00:08:15.620 But he is a crybaby. 00:08:15.900 --> 00:08:16.660 Oh, my God. 00:08:17.560 --> 00:08:19.720 There's a reason I never liked him, and I was correct. 00:08:20.720 --> 00:08:34.320 And the other thing I have been watching, several, oh, my God, like mid-90s when Apollo 13 came out, HBO did this little series called From the Earth to the Moon. 00:08:35.280 --> 00:08:43.440 And there are a bunch of like one hour episodes about various things that were taking place in the program. 00:08:45.000 --> 00:08:48.620 And it's streaming on Macs. 00:08:48.620 --> 00:08:52.840 And if you're into that kind of thing, totally recommend it. 00:08:53.940 --> 00:08:57.440 When it first came out, maybe I bought the series. 00:08:58.280 --> 00:09:03.360 This is probably the second or third time through for me, but I'm just kind of enjoying going through. 00:09:03.720 --> 00:09:09.600 episode by episode and kind of reliving all of these because I mean, 00:09:09.600 --> 00:09:10.020 just the, 00:09:10.020 --> 00:09:13.699 the cast of actors that they had just like it's, 00:09:14.780 --> 00:09:18.920 you actually feel like you're back in the sixties is all of these things are 00:09:19.080 --> 00:09:19.640 going on. 00:09:20.360 --> 00:09:21.460 Totally recommend it. 00:09:21.760 --> 00:09:22.600 And then past like, 00:09:22.660 --> 00:09:22.740 well, 00:09:22.740 --> 00:09:23.900 what about moonshot? 00:09:24.400 --> 00:09:26.660 That was the thing that remember Barry Corbin, 00:09:26.700 --> 00:09:29.600 who played the astronaut on Northern exposure. 00:09:30.560 --> 00:09:45.840 He narrated this little kind of, you know, miniseries about the lunar landings and the missions, which, of course, doesn't exist anywhere except on a VHS tape for way too much money on Amazon. 00:09:46.620 --> 00:09:52.240 If anybody's actually hearing this, Moonshot, somebody do something with this, for fuck's sake. 00:09:52.310 --> 00:09:53.240 It's fucking great. 00:09:53.580 --> 00:09:54.720 I can't stand 00:09:55.240 --> 00:09:57.520 if you show me naked and afraid one more time 00:09:57.680 --> 00:09:59.560 I'm going to go strip you and throw you in the middle 00:09:59.590 --> 00:10:00.660 of downtown Chicago 00:10:01.380 --> 00:10:02.160 but that's what I've been watching 00:10:02.960 --> 00:10:04.720 Would anyone notice if you did that? 00:10:05.500 --> 00:10:06.380 Probably not 00:10:07.300 --> 00:10:08.820 They'd probably get mugged anyway 00:10:09.020 --> 00:10:10.740 and they'd probably shove their hand up his ass 00:10:10.920 --> 00:10:12.340 seeing if he had any money heading up there 00:10:13.980 --> 00:10:14.420 Yeah 00:10:14.920 --> 00:10:16.660 That's what they do, that's how they're tricky 00:10:19.460 --> 00:10:21.480 Watch out for the people running around 00:10:21.490 --> 00:10:22.199 with nooses 00:10:22.740 --> 00:10:23.340 some ass 00:10:23.800 --> 00:10:25.460 hey turn you the puppets come on now 00:10:26.340 --> 00:10:27.500 oh my god people are 00:10:28.860 --> 00:10:29.800 what have they been watching 00:10:30.840 --> 00:10:32.360 not a ton of new stuff 00:10:32.640 --> 00:10:33.180 I watched 00:10:34.100 --> 00:10:35.640 again it's documentary time 00:10:36.420 --> 00:10:38.380 I sat down but I guess 00:10:38.440 --> 00:10:39.220 I wanted to 00:10:39.780 --> 00:10:41.620 I was looking for a cry I really didn't get one 00:10:41.820 --> 00:10:43.480 because it was very positive all the way through 00:10:43.900 --> 00:10:44.880 even in the end 00:10:45.980 --> 00:10:47.820 remembering Gene Wilder is a documentary 00:10:48.300 --> 00:10:49.160 on Netflix now 00:10:50.260 --> 00:10:51.519 about the life of Gene of course 00:10:51.540 --> 00:10:56.200 and where he came from and his career and his relationship with Gilda 00:10:56.740 --> 00:10:58.500 and his wife before he passed away. 00:11:00.120 --> 00:11:01.840 And it's very well done. 00:11:02.420 --> 00:11:06.860 It's pretty much narrated completely by him through some kind of audio 00:11:07.180 --> 00:11:09.520 describing his career and his life. 00:11:09.820 --> 00:11:14.960 And, you know, so that's, you know, you get the talking heads you want on there. 00:11:15.220 --> 00:11:18.980 And Mel Brooks is on there, of course, talking about his friend. 00:11:19.320 --> 00:11:21.300 And, you know, the ones that are still alive, of course. 00:11:22.480 --> 00:11:23.900 totally worked her time. 00:11:25.340 --> 00:11:26.000 Paired well, 00:11:26.220 --> 00:11:28.240 like a fine meat and cheese 00:11:28.610 --> 00:11:28.780 combo 00:11:30.200 --> 00:11:31.920 with Love, Gilda, which is another 00:11:32.220 --> 00:11:33.240 documentary about 00:11:34.340 --> 00:11:35.840 Gilda Ryder's life, which is 00:11:36.340 --> 00:11:37.760 slightly more sadder. 00:11:38.040 --> 00:11:39.420 It's a lot more sadder, actually, because 00:11:40.020 --> 00:11:41.100 it's actually told through 00:11:42.900 --> 00:11:43.940 audio tapes and 00:11:44.020 --> 00:11:45.700 diaries that she had 00:11:46.600 --> 00:11:47.560 chronicled and kept. 00:11:48.740 --> 00:11:49.799 So she literally 00:11:49.820 --> 00:11:51.480 narrates her whole thing 00:11:51.820 --> 00:11:52.940 through her career 00:11:53.480 --> 00:11:55.660 and her struggles with her bulimia 00:11:56.220 --> 00:11:57.400 and just sickness in general 00:11:57.700 --> 00:11:59.680 and that's very 00:11:59.820 --> 00:12:00.880 well made but it's literally 00:12:01.660 --> 00:12:03.680 her own story is told by 00:12:03.820 --> 00:12:05.520 her that's what makes the Love Guild 00:12:05.680 --> 00:12:07.460 documentary really special 00:12:07.500 --> 00:12:08.120 in my opinion 00:12:10.220 --> 00:12:11.340 sad stuff 00:12:11.880 --> 00:12:13.380 but again 00:12:13.560 --> 00:12:15.640 very positive stuff though 00:12:15.840 --> 00:12:17.600 they try to keep it as positive 00:12:17.600 --> 00:12:18.639 as they possibly can 00:12:19.120 --> 00:12:20.520 you know, until the end where 00:12:20.780 --> 00:12:21.080 Regine 00:12:22.980 --> 00:12:24.380 Alzheimer's gets worse and worse 00:12:24.540 --> 00:12:25.980 and he can't do anything anymore 00:12:26.230 --> 00:12:28.460 and yeah, even then he's smiling 00:12:28.490 --> 00:12:30.500 with the dogs, which makes me 00:12:30.710 --> 00:12:30.820 happy. 00:12:33.160 --> 00:12:34.000 Oh my gosh. 00:12:35.280 --> 00:12:36.400 I was talking X on this 00:12:36.480 --> 00:12:38.060 because I'm trying to sell X on this movie 00:12:38.480 --> 00:12:39.580 because we're going to do it on the show eventually. 00:12:40.720 --> 00:12:42.220 So I would talk a whole lot about it. 00:12:42.600 --> 00:12:44.180 I got a search for 00:12:44.540 --> 00:12:46.340 Bobby Fischer on Laserdisc, so I 00:12:46.390 --> 00:12:48.620 had to watch it and I told X it 00:12:48.640 --> 00:12:52.280 I watched it today, and I was too late to flip the disc over, 00:12:52.350 --> 00:12:55.020 so I watched the second half of that movie a good four times 00:12:55.130 --> 00:12:57.640 while I was editing the podcast and other stuff. 00:12:58.380 --> 00:12:59.620 It just stayed on. 00:13:00.740 --> 00:13:01.900 I've never seen it. 00:13:02.200 --> 00:13:03.300 I've never seen that movie. 00:13:03.380 --> 00:13:04.180 I haven't either. 00:13:05.260 --> 00:13:09.700 It's a great film, great supporting cast, great, great themes. 00:13:09.860 --> 00:13:12.720 We'll talk all about this when we do it eventually. 00:13:13.420 --> 00:13:15.200 Apparently, we're still searching for it. 00:13:15.840 --> 00:13:18.240 We're still searching for Bobby Fischer. 00:13:19.340 --> 00:13:21.120 a film that's not about Bobby Fisher, people. 00:13:21.460 --> 00:13:22.400 That's another film. 00:13:23.240 --> 00:13:23.780 What was that called? 00:13:24.040 --> 00:13:26.300 Pawn Sacrifice is a film about Bobby Fisher 00:13:27.000 --> 00:13:27.440 and that has 00:13:28.660 --> 00:13:29.620 Liam Shriver in it. 00:13:29.880 --> 00:13:31.380 It's actually pretty decent, actually. 00:13:32.560 --> 00:13:33.960 Go look for both of those movies. 00:13:35.320 --> 00:13:36.860 It will really make you rude 00:13:36.880 --> 00:13:37.660 for a kid to lose. 00:13:38.400 --> 00:13:41.100 Not the kid that you should be loving 00:13:41.160 --> 00:13:42.640 in the movie, but the little bastard 00:13:42.740 --> 00:13:43.500 he has to play. 00:13:44.040 --> 00:13:45.180 You're really rude for that kid to lose 00:13:45.280 --> 00:13:46.200 in search of Bobby Fisher. 00:13:47.140 --> 00:13:51.480 If you really want to root it, I guess a 10-year-old to lose a chess, just go watch that movie. 00:13:51.900 --> 00:13:52.840 It's phenomenal. 00:13:53.940 --> 00:14:02.560 I have to say, that's one of the things that I appreciate about you, Gary, is that you will watch stuff like Searching for Bobby Fischer, and I'm watching Island of the Fishmen. 00:14:03.120 --> 00:14:03.880 And that's fine. 00:14:05.620 --> 00:14:09.080 Those are two different things, you know, two very different things. 00:14:10.640 --> 00:14:18.520 I will bore you with the context, but I got Riverdale for like 20 bucks one day for the whole series. 00:14:18.720 --> 00:14:20.820 And I missed the last couple of seasons. 00:14:20.940 --> 00:14:26.960 So I've been rewatching my Canadian melodrama and been enjoying myself with it. 00:14:27.520 --> 00:14:29.180 I fall into these shows, people. 00:14:29.180 --> 00:14:29.800 I can't help it. 00:14:29.940 --> 00:14:31.460 Like Pretty Little Liars. 00:14:31.980 --> 00:14:33.660 You would think of something that would appeal to me. 00:14:34.180 --> 00:14:39.600 But, you know, Pretty Rich Girls, you know, murdering, getting any murder plots involved. 00:14:40.060 --> 00:14:41.820 I'm there for it for some reason. 00:14:42.620 --> 00:14:45.840 I blame Degrassi Jr. High for my low Canadian melodrama. 00:14:47.040 --> 00:14:51.320 I blame this because it's something that was on public television, 00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:54.640 and we didn't have cable, so we watched a lot of it. 00:14:54.900 --> 00:14:56.240 So it's that, you know? 00:14:56.740 --> 00:14:58.160 Are the girls in wheelchairs? 00:14:58.780 --> 00:14:59.320 No, no, no. 00:15:00.160 --> 00:15:00.840 No Drake? 00:15:01.880 --> 00:15:03.060 That's New Degrassi, man. 00:15:03.220 --> 00:15:03.780 Come on now. 00:15:04.920 --> 00:15:05.780 Oh, God. 00:15:06.580 --> 00:15:08.180 I'm talking about like bad, like 00:15:09.000 --> 00:15:10.020 square pegs era. 00:15:11.040 --> 00:15:12.040 Degrassi Jr. High. 00:15:12.420 --> 00:15:14.620 Dude, I can't tell my Degrassi from a hole 00:15:14.620 --> 00:15:15.040 in the ground. 00:15:18.820 --> 00:15:20.440 So I'm not going to bore you too much with the 00:15:20.480 --> 00:15:22.240 exploits of Archie and Jughead and, you know, 00:15:22.480 --> 00:15:24.540 Veronica and Betty and her 00:15:25.639 --> 00:15:26.440 magical ponytail. 00:15:26.600 --> 00:15:28.520 I got to see it in person. It was... 00:15:28.520 --> 00:15:29.680 Oh, my God. 00:15:30.240 --> 00:15:32.160 I was smitten. I was smitten, brother. 00:15:33.260 --> 00:15:34.160 I'm thinking about right now, 00:15:34.380 --> 00:15:36.540 Betty's ponytail. I dream about the goddamn 00:15:36.560 --> 00:15:37.580 thing. But 00:15:40.420 --> 00:15:42.200 I'm sure there's other stuff. I guess 00:15:44.160 --> 00:15:45.420 NHL, Stanley Cup 00:15:46.720 --> 00:15:47.860 finals, hockey 00:15:48.620 --> 00:15:50.200 was very exciting. I watched K7. 00:15:50.820 --> 00:15:53.180 It was very exciting. It was very exciting this year. 00:15:54.380 --> 00:15:56.500 Yeah, it was. I'm so 00:15:56.780 --> 00:15:59.300 sorry I did not watch that. Yeah, they did. 00:15:59.800 --> 00:16:02.620 But I'm so sorry I missed a lot of those games 00:16:02.780 --> 00:16:05.460 because it was some amazing hockey. Yeah. 00:16:06.000 --> 00:16:08.220 It makes me happy that it's still alive and well. 00:16:08.680 --> 00:16:11.160 Did you see the guy eating pasta out of the Stanley Cup? 00:16:13.360 --> 00:16:15.480 I don't even know who that was because I don't follow hockey. 00:16:15.580 --> 00:16:18.800 I was just like, God damn, what are you doing with that Chef Bayardee shit? 00:16:20.919 --> 00:16:23.280 Hey, a little fun fact about me. 00:16:23.800 --> 00:16:25.200 My sister thinks this is very disgusting, 00:16:26.020 --> 00:16:28.860 but I still eat SpaghettiOs out of the can without heating them up. 00:16:29.160 --> 00:16:30.820 You know, it's one of those things. 00:16:32.920 --> 00:16:33.900 I'm aware of that. 00:16:34.740 --> 00:16:37.220 Now, Suzanne, I'm aware it's not real spaghetti. 00:16:37.500 --> 00:16:39.100 I just happen to enjoy it, okay? 00:16:39.440 --> 00:16:39.680 You know? 00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:41.540 Like I said, to each his own. 00:16:41.940 --> 00:16:45.020 I, yeah, I bought a can. 00:16:45.160 --> 00:16:46.240 I was feeling nostalgic. 00:16:47.040 --> 00:16:47.800 Pat was out of town. 00:16:47.860 --> 00:16:50.800 I'm like, oh, you don't want to be really good for lunch, a can of SpaghettiOs. 00:16:51.660 --> 00:16:58.100 So I got myself a can of SpaghettiOs, put it in a pot, heated it up, a little salt, a little popper, a little parm. 00:16:58.740 --> 00:16:59.860 It was fucking terrible. 00:17:00.520 --> 00:17:04.520 What you're doing is you're expecting more out of something so minuscule. 00:17:05.140 --> 00:17:07.100 and I think that's your fault 00:17:07.150 --> 00:17:08.620 that you did not enjoy the SpaghettiOs 00:17:11.079 --> 00:17:13.339 I don't think Cootie Bug and I have heated up 00:17:13.370 --> 00:17:14.860 baked beans in like five years 00:17:15.939 --> 00:17:17.199 just straight from the can 00:17:17.740 --> 00:17:18.780 my friend Suzanne 00:17:19.050 --> 00:17:21.140 she likes to 00:17:21.689 --> 00:17:23.120 cook delicious food 00:17:23.640 --> 00:17:25.400 and I think she was expecting more 00:17:25.790 --> 00:17:26.959 out of a can of SpaghettiOs 00:17:27.110 --> 00:17:29.780 and I myself am liking a can of SpaghettiOs 00:17:29.840 --> 00:17:31.820 I expect 00:17:32.350 --> 00:17:33.399 very little of myself 00:17:33.840 --> 00:17:35.340 much like that can of SpaghettiOs 00:17:35.820 --> 00:17:37.360 which I'm sure is processed at a factory 00:17:37.660 --> 00:17:39.140 somewhere and maybe 00:17:39.460 --> 00:17:41.560 have a slight tinge of tomato in it 00:17:41.940 --> 00:17:42.920 but you know what god damn it 00:17:43.240 --> 00:17:45.240 it's like fucking Lucky Charms or 00:17:45.980 --> 00:17:47.640 you know those disgusting 00:17:47.980 --> 00:17:49.780 little hugs you used to drink 00:17:49.880 --> 00:17:50.320 as a kid 00:17:52.440 --> 00:17:53.800 they took all the 00:17:53.980 --> 00:17:55.860 sugar out of them which is a bastard thing 00:17:55.860 --> 00:17:56.140 to me 00:17:58.680 --> 00:17:59.640 that's blasphemy 00:18:00.180 --> 00:18:01.460 that was the point of those things 00:18:01.460 --> 00:18:03.320 It was like concentrated sugar 00:18:03.860 --> 00:18:05.360 that would make you climb the freaking 00:18:05.800 --> 00:18:06.660 walls for hours. 00:18:07.620 --> 00:18:09.460 Well, next time you're in the hood, and I'm sure you'll find 00:18:09.560 --> 00:18:11.400 the hood somewhere, Suzanne, go into 00:18:11.420 --> 00:18:13.380 one of those Arab gas stations. I'm sure they 00:18:13.540 --> 00:18:14.460 have one of those things. 00:18:15.300 --> 00:18:17.240 Go buy a little hug and just 00:18:17.800 --> 00:18:18.640 feel disappointment. 00:18:19.460 --> 00:18:20.960 It's like you put vodka in it. 00:18:22.280 --> 00:18:23.320 It has no taste. 00:18:23.680 --> 00:18:24.260 It tastes like... 00:18:26.260 --> 00:18:27.720 That's what flavored vodka is for. 00:18:30.620 --> 00:18:31.420 My grandfather 00:18:31.440 --> 00:18:34.340 so she would make Kool-Aid with saccharin in it 00:18:34.520 --> 00:18:35.060 instead of sugar. 00:18:37.240 --> 00:18:39.060 That's kind of what it tastes like. 00:18:40.000 --> 00:18:42.520 Or like if somebody took a little hug 00:18:43.220 --> 00:18:46.560 and mixed it together with vitamin water 00:18:47.240 --> 00:18:49.360 and it has that strange aftertaste to it. 00:18:49.880 --> 00:18:51.020 That's what it tastes like now. 00:18:51.820 --> 00:18:54.520 It tastes like if somebody sucked on a Lifesaver 00:18:54.720 --> 00:18:55.460 and then spit. 00:18:58.040 --> 00:19:00.120 By the way, they ruined high C as well. 00:19:00.320 --> 00:19:04.580 I used to enjoy putting those high C's in the freezer than just eating them with a spoon. 00:19:05.260 --> 00:19:07.180 But all the sugar is sucked out of those, too. 00:19:07.420 --> 00:19:09.500 But, you know, here's a trade secret. 00:19:10.120 --> 00:19:14.520 You go to McDonald's and you get the orange high C, it still tastes like the real thing. 00:19:15.080 --> 00:19:15.820 So does the Hawaiian Punch. 00:19:15.820 --> 00:19:16.300 Does it really? 00:19:17.160 --> 00:19:17.340 Yeah. 00:19:17.660 --> 00:19:18.780 And so does the Hawaiian Punch. 00:19:18.800 --> 00:19:24.120 Well, Hawaiian Punch has not tasted the same since they put it in a plastic container. 00:19:24.520 --> 00:19:26.420 No, you need that aluminum taste. 00:19:26.820 --> 00:19:28.300 That is where the flavor is. 00:19:28.620 --> 00:19:31.420 They knocked the sugar out of the Hawaiian Punch, too. 00:19:31.830 --> 00:19:35.300 We're talking about drinks from when we were kids on this show, and I really don't care. 00:19:35.790 --> 00:19:36.820 But again, trade secret. 00:19:37.420 --> 00:19:40.220 Go to McDonald's and get the Hawaiian Punch at McDonald's. 00:19:40.530 --> 00:19:42.080 It still tastes like the real thing. 00:19:42.620 --> 00:19:42.880 You know? 00:19:43.460 --> 00:19:44.060 Here's the thing. 00:19:44.760 --> 00:19:45.280 It's summer. 00:19:45.880 --> 00:19:52.160 I don't know if you can get it up where y'all live, but down here, we rely on Milo's tea. 00:19:52.860 --> 00:19:56.860 And Milo's does a half tea, half lemonade on an Arnold. 00:19:57.150 --> 00:19:57.880 I can't say it. 00:19:57.980 --> 00:19:59.000 I can't say his name. 00:19:59.720 --> 00:20:01.220 Arnold Palmer. 00:20:02.160 --> 00:20:02.900 That is, okay. 00:20:03.100 --> 00:20:03.620 Arnold Palmer. 00:20:04.280 --> 00:20:04.960 Yeah, thank you. 00:20:05.440 --> 00:20:12.200 But, yeah, if you can find the Milo's Half Lemonade Half Sweet Tea, that is the elixir of life. 00:20:12.560 --> 00:20:17.440 That is just, that is sandworm bile, and it will get you through anything. 00:20:17.780 --> 00:20:18.720 It's so good. 00:20:19.760 --> 00:20:25.120 Because Tennessee Heat, because I live there, Tennessee Heat is not to be trifled with. 00:20:25.500 --> 00:20:26.100 Thank you. 00:20:26.800 --> 00:20:29.180 And my wife, she's out in that all day. 00:20:29.740 --> 00:20:31.140 We do get that around here. 00:20:31.600 --> 00:20:37.680 I do enjoy the half and half and the Milo's extra sweet tea. 00:20:37.800 --> 00:20:40.520 You might get fucking diabetes from it just by drinking it, 00:20:40.620 --> 00:20:43.920 but it is quite good, the extra sweet tea. 00:20:44.600 --> 00:20:47.400 And honestly, the Milo's, the Milo's lemonade, 00:20:47.820 --> 00:20:50.480 me and my friend will go through gallons of it 00:20:50.820 --> 00:20:53.460 and apparently gallons of fucking vodka with it, 00:20:53.580 --> 00:20:56.880 but that is the bomb lemonade. 00:20:57.700 --> 00:20:58.480 And here's the funny thing. 00:20:58.640 --> 00:20:59.360 It's because, you know, 00:20:59.820 --> 00:21:01.740 Cootie grew up watching Ghostbusters 2 00:21:02.420 --> 00:21:03.320 more than Ghostbusters, 00:21:03.760 --> 00:21:04.620 so we call it Milos. 00:21:06.680 --> 00:21:07.780 We call it Milos. 00:21:11.340 --> 00:21:12.000 Oh, my God. 00:21:12.580 --> 00:21:14.280 First, it's like the buzzing of flies. 00:21:16.760 --> 00:21:17.320 That's Vigo. 00:21:18.140 --> 00:21:19.740 You were like the buzzing of flies to him. 00:21:22.280 --> 00:21:23.320 Enough of that action. 00:21:23.480 --> 00:21:27.120 And we're here tonight to do a show that Suzanne's been wanting to do for a very long time. 00:21:27.860 --> 00:21:32.020 And spiritual sequels to each other, I guess. 00:21:32.560 --> 00:21:37.700 We are doing The Wildlife from 1984, which is written by Cameron Crowe. 00:21:38.180 --> 00:21:43.860 And we're doing Fast Times Ridge Run High, which is also written by Cameron Crowe based on his book. 00:21:45.880 --> 00:21:48.940 We're going to start these in order, I think. 00:21:49.200 --> 00:21:51.020 Because I think it's important to do that. 00:21:52.600 --> 00:21:54.120 with Fast Times at Ridgemont High, 00:21:54.680 --> 00:21:57.440 from the wonderful year, the best year. 00:21:57.720 --> 00:21:59.120 They're making a documentary about this year, too, 00:21:59.120 --> 00:22:04.660 for film, for 1982, right after this lovely trailer. 00:22:06.120 --> 00:22:07.540 Universal Pictures presents 00:22:08.280 --> 00:22:10.620 everything you always wanted to do in high school 00:22:11.200 --> 00:22:14.220 with everyone you always wanted to do it with. 00:22:14.440 --> 00:22:16.480 Hey, bud, let's party. 00:22:17.200 --> 00:22:19.500 They're the students of Ridgemont High. 00:22:20.580 --> 00:22:22.840 Brad Hamilton, the fast food king. 00:22:23.060 --> 00:22:25.160 I shall serve no fries before their time. 00:22:25.380 --> 00:22:28.520 It says 100% guaranteed, you moron. 00:22:28.840 --> 00:22:31.580 Listen, if you don't shut up, I'm going to kick 100% of your ass. 00:22:32.400 --> 00:22:35.980 Charles Jefferson, a man with a mission. 00:22:37.580 --> 00:22:39.120 Oh, gnarly. 00:22:39.700 --> 00:22:43.060 Linda Barrett, not exactly the girl next door. 00:22:43.540 --> 00:22:46.180 Awesome. Totally awesome. 00:22:46.560 --> 00:22:48.700 And Jeff surfs up Spicoli. 00:22:49.080 --> 00:22:51.580 People on moods should not drive. 00:23:19.080 --> 00:23:20.220 That was my skull. 00:23:21.440 --> 00:23:22.620 I'm so wasted. 00:23:23.580 --> 00:23:25.720 see Fast Times at Ridgemont High. 00:23:33.980 --> 00:23:36.140 Fast Times at Ridgemont High from 1982. 00:23:37.840 --> 00:23:39.400 Cheap applause and options is this. 00:23:39.800 --> 00:23:42.020 A group of Southern California high school students 00:23:42.460 --> 00:23:44.580 are enjoying their most important subjects, 00:23:45.040 --> 00:23:46.320 sex, drugs, and rock and roll. 00:23:46.880 --> 00:23:48.800 That's real fucking cheap, IMDB, but you're welcome. 00:23:49.860 --> 00:23:51.020 directed by Amy Heckerling 00:23:51.540 --> 00:23:53.000 who's made many things 00:23:53.160 --> 00:23:54.660 that I enjoy. Let me 00:23:55.080 --> 00:23:56.960 click on her thing right now. 00:23:58.240 --> 00:23:59.220 Clueless, of course, 00:23:59.360 --> 00:24:00.540 I enjoy very much. 00:24:01.020 --> 00:24:02.560 Look Who's Talking, of course. 00:24:03.280 --> 00:24:04.820 There's more. She did 00:24:04.820 --> 00:24:06.860 the Western Civilization 2 00:24:07.160 --> 00:24:08.380 or she did all of them? 00:24:08.600 --> 00:24:10.180 No, no, no, that was 00:24:10.280 --> 00:24:11.140 Penelope Spirits. 00:24:12.320 --> 00:24:13.700 I got mixed up, see? 00:24:14.120 --> 00:24:15.540 I'm getting my female directors mixed up. 00:24:16.200 --> 00:24:17.460 But yeah, she makes stuff I enjoy. 00:24:19.380 --> 00:24:21.020 written by Cameron Crowe 00:24:21.020 --> 00:24:23.080 who you know has done many many things 00:24:24.480 --> 00:24:25.080 featuring 00:24:25.110 --> 00:24:26.520 one of the biggest 80s cast 00:24:26.590 --> 00:24:27.680 every 80s casted 00:24:28.780 --> 00:24:30.380 Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli 00:24:30.980 --> 00:24:32.640 Jennifer Jason Leigh as Stacey Hamilton 00:24:33.340 --> 00:24:34.880 Judge Reinhold as Brad Hamilton 00:24:36.060 --> 00:24:37.260 Robert Romanus 00:24:37.460 --> 00:24:38.440 as Mike Damone 00:24:39.060 --> 00:24:40.200 Brian Backer as Rat 00:24:40.620 --> 00:24:41.760 Phoebe Cates as Linda 00:24:42.520 --> 00:24:44.440 Ray Wallace as Mr. Hand 00:24:44.900 --> 00:24:46.519 Scott Thompson as Arnold 00:24:46.600 --> 00:24:48.260 who you may know from the Police Academy series. 00:24:50.060 --> 00:24:50.340 The great 00:24:50.540 --> 00:24:52.220 Vincent Chiavelli as Mr. Vargas. 00:24:52.820 --> 00:24:54.320 Amanda Weiss, you know, 00:24:54.420 --> 00:24:55.660 from stuff like Megyn Elm Street 00:24:56.320 --> 00:24:57.080 and Better Off Dead. 00:24:58.240 --> 00:25:00.180 Forrest Whitaker as Charles Jefferson. 00:25:00.980 --> 00:25:02.240 This film contains one of the best 00:25:02.360 --> 00:25:03.900 football scenes that ever existed. 00:25:05.720 --> 00:25:06.240 Kelly Maroney 00:25:06.380 --> 00:25:07.980 shows up as Cindy. Eric 00:25:08.200 --> 00:25:10.100 Stoltz shows up as Spicoli's buddy 00:25:10.220 --> 00:25:11.840 and so does Anthony Edwards. 00:25:13.280 --> 00:25:14.240 I will save him 00:25:14.250 --> 00:25:15.760 for the last right now. Great. 00:25:16.460 --> 00:25:19.240 Sonny Carl Davis, because he's a Charlie Band guy, 00:25:19.840 --> 00:25:23.740 shows up as the guy in the restaurant that wants the money back for his breakfast. 00:25:25.120 --> 00:25:25.340 Yeah. 00:25:26.050 --> 00:25:28.380 Love that guy and everything he's ever done. 00:25:29.520 --> 00:25:34.120 That's that guy that's not Reggie Bannister, but he looks like Reggie Bannister. 00:25:34.720 --> 00:25:38.180 You know this guy if you're a genre film fan. 00:25:39.780 --> 00:25:40.380 Oh, yeah. 00:25:41.820 --> 00:25:42.560 Oh, my gosh. 00:25:42.590 --> 00:25:45.120 But this is Suzanne's choice. 00:25:45.460 --> 00:25:46.460 I'm going to kick it to X first. 00:25:47.000 --> 00:25:49.980 X, your thoughts on Fast Times and Ridgemont High. 00:25:51.100 --> 00:25:55.160 There are reasons that Fast Times and Ridgemont High works. 00:25:56.160 --> 00:26:00.940 And even today, I mean, there are things that make it dated, obviously. 00:26:01.500 --> 00:26:06.660 But Fast Times deals with universal themes. 00:26:07.500 --> 00:26:11.960 Challenging authority, betrayal, egotistical behavior, 00:26:12.940 --> 00:26:22.780 Stoners and nerds and jocks and the awkwardness of first sexual experiences, especially if they're with the assistant manager of a stereo store. 00:26:23.560 --> 00:26:24.460 Terrible breakups. 00:26:26.259 --> 00:26:26.940 Archetypes. 00:26:27.360 --> 00:26:29.880 All recognizable situations. 00:26:30.660 --> 00:26:33.940 So people in fast times are almost adults? 00:26:34.700 --> 00:26:35.260 Not quite. 00:26:35.760 --> 00:26:37.960 They don't have the nuances down. 00:26:38.550 --> 00:26:40.520 And they're still learning how to play the game. 00:26:41.040 --> 00:26:47.540 And I think it's that earnestness that really makes Fast Times work. 00:26:47.860 --> 00:26:52.160 And it sets it apart from those other teen comedies in the 80s. 00:26:52.160 --> 00:26:56.060 There's not a whole lot of wackiness in Fast Times. 00:26:56.060 --> 00:26:56.520 You know what I mean? 00:26:57.200 --> 00:27:03.880 It's just these are kids dealing with adult situations that they've pretty much brought upon themselves. 00:27:04.940 --> 00:27:12.080 So things get convoluted in a realistic and grounded way and not a slapstick sort of way. 00:27:12.200 --> 00:27:13.160 There's no pie throwing. 00:27:13.800 --> 00:27:17.440 There's no showing girl panties to the other guys in the bathroom. 00:27:18.260 --> 00:27:22.040 This is a documentation of the latchkey kids. 00:27:22.670 --> 00:27:25.060 And this is the generation I grew up in. 00:27:25.500 --> 00:27:29.660 There's only one parent to be seen in the entire movie. 00:27:30.240 --> 00:27:34.060 So Fast Times was just, this is young Gen X, right? 00:27:34.320 --> 00:27:35.760 Just like when we raised ourselves. 00:27:36.600 --> 00:27:41.280 When you left 80s kids to themselves, shit went down. 00:27:41.960 --> 00:27:44.020 And maybe it hasn't changed that much. 00:27:44.140 --> 00:27:44.800 I don't know. 00:27:44.920 --> 00:27:48.020 But dude, I remember when you could smoke in arcades. 00:27:48.200 --> 00:27:49.260 I remember arcades. 00:27:49.800 --> 00:27:52.100 I remember when you could smoke in cinemas. 00:27:52.760 --> 00:27:55.380 And you could sit in a restaurant with no shirt on. 00:27:55.900 --> 00:27:58.780 I remember when concert tickets were that cheap. 00:27:59.300 --> 00:28:01.680 I remember when chicks tried to look like Pat Benatar. 00:28:02.320 --> 00:28:02.760 Good grief. 00:28:03.030 --> 00:28:04.960 It was the Thunderdome out there. 00:28:05.230 --> 00:28:17.620 And if you were lucky, if you were lucky, you found some other mariners out there who were just drifting along as aimlessly as you, and you helped each other make it through. 00:28:18.200 --> 00:28:21.360 And then high school ended, and most of us never saw each other again. 00:28:21.980 --> 00:28:30.840 So, yeah, but there are elements that date Fast Times, but these themes are ancient and eternal. 00:28:31.360 --> 00:28:33.620 And that is why this movie holds up. 00:28:34.100 --> 00:28:38.920 Regardless of your age, there is something to it that you can relate to. 00:28:39.480 --> 00:28:43.600 Cootie does not like, I always refer to her because, you know, soulmates and whatever. 00:28:44.320 --> 00:28:46.000 But she doesn't like teen comedy. 00:28:46.040 --> 00:28:47.400 She hates John Hughes shit. 00:28:47.520 --> 00:28:55.620 But I'm like, you would probably really like Fast Times at Ridgemont High because it's grounded. 00:28:56.680 --> 00:28:58.320 And it feels real. 00:28:59.020 --> 00:29:01.240 And there's no one named Long Duck Dong. 00:29:01.960 --> 00:29:03.960 So I think that she would really like it. 00:29:04.080 --> 00:29:05.380 And I really like it. 00:29:05.560 --> 00:29:07.460 I think it's an outstanding film. 00:29:07.720 --> 00:29:11.180 Just a great, great dramedy. 00:29:11.380 --> 00:29:13.020 And I hate that word, but it's a dramedy. 00:29:13.500 --> 00:29:15.000 But yeah, everybody loves this. 00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:16.120 You should love this movie. 00:29:16.360 --> 00:29:21.940 Also, the soundtrack fucking slaps, and fucking Nicolas Cage shows up a couple of times. 00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:22.760 Yep. 00:29:23.380 --> 00:29:32.420 Eric Stoltz is there, and then he's in the next movie playing another character from this movie, but I'll talk about that later. 00:29:32.680 --> 00:29:40.000 But for me, the best part of Fast Times is Pamela Springsteen and Kelly Maroney as cheerleaders. 00:29:40.960 --> 00:29:42.040 Fuck yes. 00:29:43.040 --> 00:29:47.660 That is Sleepaway Camp and Night of the Comet right there. 00:29:48.260 --> 00:29:48.860 Bada boom. 00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:50.100 There's your crossover. 00:29:50.560 --> 00:29:51.260 Love it. 00:29:51.940 --> 00:29:52.080 Yeah. 00:29:52.540 --> 00:29:53.300 Fast times rules. 00:29:54.460 --> 00:29:58.640 And by the way, I will defend the donger, you know, for as long as I live. 00:29:59.380 --> 00:30:08.320 Because that guy, you know, for as racially inappropriate as it is, he's the only one that gets the girl early. 00:30:08.900 --> 00:30:10.940 He's probably the only one that gets lucky in that entire movie. 00:30:11.380 --> 00:30:12.880 I'm sure the dog is getting it 00:30:13.120 --> 00:30:15.080 from his large athletic girlfriend 00:30:15.560 --> 00:30:16.000 you know 00:30:16.400 --> 00:30:17.980 Did Farmer Ted not get lucky? 00:30:18.980 --> 00:30:20.060 I don't think so 00:30:20.280 --> 00:30:23.120 I honestly don't remember, it's been years since I've seen that movie 00:30:23.340 --> 00:30:25.080 Farmer Ted, you get a driver home 00:30:25.140 --> 00:30:27.380 but he didn't really touch her 00:30:27.380 --> 00:30:28.120 I wouldn't think 00:30:29.040 --> 00:30:30.700 That poor son of a bitch 00:30:31.740 --> 00:30:33.480 Suzanne, go for it girl 00:30:34.000 --> 00:30:35.820 Oh my god, this is 00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:37.940 Honestly, I could not 00:30:38.300 --> 00:30:39.699 say my thoughts 00:30:39.720 --> 00:30:42.060 any better than X did 00:30:42.350 --> 00:30:44.300 because the thing about this movie 00:30:44.920 --> 00:30:47.040 A, it doesn't take itself too seriously 00:30:47.380 --> 00:30:50.340 but it's incredibly realistic. 00:30:51.260 --> 00:30:53.400 We've all been in some of those situations 00:30:54.000 --> 00:30:56.960 especially us ancient ass Xers. 00:30:57.880 --> 00:31:01.520 We were left to our own devices 00:31:04.380 --> 00:31:06.420 We were left to our devices 00:31:06.850 --> 00:31:08.060 far too young. 00:31:08.200 --> 00:31:12.160 By eight years old, I had a list of chores that I had to do after I got home from school. 00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:14.300 You know, I let myself in. 00:31:14.340 --> 00:31:15.300 I made myself a snack. 00:31:15.380 --> 00:31:16.120 I did my Hallmark. 00:31:16.800 --> 00:31:20.720 Then I'd run the vacuum or do a couple of little tasks around the house. 00:31:21.460 --> 00:31:25.180 And then after all of that was done, maybe I got to go hang out outside for a while. 00:31:27.279 --> 00:31:33.920 But every part of this movie is, like I said, right down to the breakdown of all the clicks. 00:31:34.520 --> 00:31:38.720 I mean, about the time I was in eighth grade, it shifted from Pat Benatar to Madonna. 00:31:39.340 --> 00:31:42.200 So I was in school with a bunch of the Madonna wannabes. 00:31:42.480 --> 00:31:43.040 I'm older. 00:31:44.920 --> 00:31:45.440 Oh, really? 00:31:46.720 --> 00:31:49.540 I think the Pat Benatars would have been a lot more fun. 00:31:50.400 --> 00:31:54.060 But I was dealing with the Madonna wannabes. 00:31:54.660 --> 00:31:57.400 The Madonnas didn't hit for me until I went into high school. 00:31:57.760 --> 00:31:58.200 That's hilarious. 00:31:58.820 --> 00:32:05.920 Yeah, I was, like I said, this was about eighth grade when all of the Madonna, seventh, eighth grade when the Madonna stuff hit. 00:32:06.580 --> 00:32:11.100 Then all of a sudden somebody would show up with a lace glove and then by, you know, mid eighth grade. 00:32:11.680 --> 00:32:12.480 Oh, my God. 00:32:12.630 --> 00:32:15.040 People were getting sent to the office for trying. 00:32:15.540 --> 00:32:20.680 They would have to wear T-shirts under these stupid ass lace, you know, the bustiers. 00:32:21.580 --> 00:32:21.680 Yeah. 00:32:21.920 --> 00:32:22.920 Oh, my God, people really. 00:32:23.740 --> 00:32:27.980 And I guess I've always been cutting a little bit more gothy in my heart. 00:32:28.580 --> 00:32:35.240 You know, I throw on my fluorescent shactor striped shirt in a pair of fluorescent socks and jellies. 00:32:35.420 --> 00:32:37.320 But, you know, hey, that was the fashion at the time. 00:32:38.080 --> 00:32:39.140 No accounting for taste. 00:32:39.460 --> 00:32:41.120 No, don't forget to parachute pants. 00:32:42.320 --> 00:32:43.960 But it is everything about it. 00:32:44.160 --> 00:32:45.220 It's very real. 00:32:45.940 --> 00:32:46.380 It is. 00:32:46.410 --> 00:32:49.100 And once again, I'm at that age. 00:32:49.200 --> 00:32:50.420 I remember going to the arcade. 00:32:50.520 --> 00:32:55.480 I remember those ashtrays at McDonald's. 00:32:55.980 --> 00:32:59.640 I remember being 15 years old and buying cigarettes and no one gave a shit. 00:33:01.080 --> 00:33:06.260 Dude, I bought cigarettes and booze and clove cigarettes at 15 and nobody gave a shit. 00:33:07.220 --> 00:33:07.820 Exactly. 00:33:09.590 --> 00:33:11.800 The only thing that was really weird, we couldn't buy alcohol. 00:33:12.580 --> 00:33:13.519 So we had drugs. 00:33:14.840 --> 00:33:15.060 Yay. 00:33:15.960 --> 00:33:17.240 We had our Spicolis. 00:33:18.480 --> 00:33:24.180 Yeah, and I had friends who were like, bruv, what do you need? Let me go in here and grab that for you. We're cool. 00:33:25.420 --> 00:33:35.100 Yeah, and the other thing that was funny is when I went to, for the first time I went in to see one of our local cannabis, just whatever the fuck they're called. 00:33:35.920 --> 00:33:36.280 Dispensary. 00:33:36.300 --> 00:33:38.600 And the dispensary, thank you. 00:33:39.720 --> 00:33:45.580 And I'm like, dude, when I was like 16 years old, you'd go someplace sketchy. 00:33:46.180 --> 00:33:50.220 You'd probably get into a car with somebody who was sketchier to go someplace else because they weren't holding. 00:33:50.880 --> 00:33:53.040 So, yeah, how did we even live? 00:33:53.940 --> 00:33:54.400 I don't know. 00:33:55.400 --> 00:33:56.000 I never did. 00:33:57.020 --> 00:33:59.240 By the gods, I did so much. 00:34:01.220 --> 00:34:02.960 No, I did my fair share of drinking, too. 00:34:03.220 --> 00:34:05.340 the beer of choice when I was in high school 00:34:05.660 --> 00:34:07.340 was Milwaukee's best because you 00:34:07.480 --> 00:34:09.379 could get a case 00:34:09.429 --> 00:34:11.440 for like $6.99 00:34:11.600 --> 00:34:13.159 so you could throw pocket money in 00:34:13.860 --> 00:34:15.300 which reminded me of the scene while 00:34:15.399 --> 00:34:16.840 they're sitting in All-American Burger 00:34:17.060 --> 00:34:19.040 I have a 00:34:19.480 --> 00:34:21.360 lint and a nickel 00:34:22.080 --> 00:34:23.240 I have a cigarette 00:34:24.200 --> 00:34:25.060 I have 00:34:25.389 --> 00:34:26.500 Uno de Nero 00:34:30.179 --> 00:34:31.620 Let me tell you 00:34:32.999 --> 00:34:44.659 I love you, but I need to tell a story real quick, because when I was in high school, which is about the same time, this came in on 84. 00:34:45.409 --> 00:34:47.899 I would have been a freshman in high school at that time. 00:34:48.389 --> 00:34:50.879 My drink of choice is what I called Happy Juice. 00:34:51.480 --> 00:34:57.840 And Happy Juice was Seagram's 7 and 7 mixed with Jolt Cola. 00:34:59.620 --> 00:35:07.900 I am amazed that I'm still alive, but that's what I did, was happy juice, man. 00:35:08.820 --> 00:35:10.760 And I can't drink whiskey anymore. 00:35:12.680 --> 00:35:13.360 Oh, my God. 00:35:13.560 --> 00:35:14.400 A couple of girls. 00:35:15.319 --> 00:35:28.660 If you want to have the worst concoction ever, one of the girls that I was hanging out with got this brilliant idea to mix Southern Comfort and orange juice. 00:35:29.060 --> 00:35:30.780 It tasted like vomit. 00:35:31.740 --> 00:35:34.360 Don't ever mix Southern and orange juice. 00:35:35.040 --> 00:35:35.260 Vomit. 00:35:35.940 --> 00:35:38.560 The only Southern comfort I deal with is a Walter Hill movie. 00:35:40.980 --> 00:35:42.520 That's probably the best choice. 00:35:44.740 --> 00:35:44.960 All right. 00:35:44.980 --> 00:35:45.400 I'm sorry. 00:35:45.540 --> 00:35:46.040 I've interrupted. 00:35:46.080 --> 00:35:46.560 Go ahead. 00:35:47.400 --> 00:35:47.700 Oh, no. 00:35:47.700 --> 00:35:51.160 Well, this one, I can seriously wax poetic on this forever. 00:35:52.260 --> 00:35:58.360 There's just so many, you know, like I said, you nailed everything. 00:35:59.859 --> 00:36:01.800 perfectly and very eloquently. 00:36:02.610 --> 00:36:03.780 But it does sum up this movie. 00:36:03.960 --> 00:36:07.200 This is the 80s movie. 00:36:07.400 --> 00:36:08.540 This is the one that... 00:36:08.760 --> 00:36:09.400 I agree. 00:36:10.500 --> 00:36:12.640 I've watched all the John Hughes movies. 00:36:13.600 --> 00:36:16.300 They're just a little too saccharine for me. 00:36:18.920 --> 00:36:20.740 Everyone who knows me knows I prefer things 00:36:20.790 --> 00:36:23.460 that are just a little bit more, I guess, dark. 00:36:24.400 --> 00:36:26.020 Because you have to admit, on top of, 00:36:26.200 --> 00:36:27.200 as you said, it's a dramedy. 00:36:27.740 --> 00:36:32.140 But there's like a little tinge of darkness to so much of it. 00:36:32.780 --> 00:36:39.700 I mean, when he decides when he's going to break up with his girlfriend, then she turns like, I think it's that we've hit that time. 00:36:39.900 --> 00:36:42.160 It's time for us to move on. 00:36:42.780 --> 00:36:43.720 But I need you now. 00:36:44.240 --> 00:36:46.200 And he was getting ready to break up with her. 00:36:47.320 --> 00:36:50.420 And I mean, just the going to the point. 00:36:51.080 --> 00:36:51.960 I mean, come on. 00:36:53.340 --> 00:36:55.860 And then the encounter with the moan. 00:36:56.040 --> 00:37:04.920 It's awkward and sad, and we even have Linda who, okay, let's just say it out loud. 00:37:05.450 --> 00:37:13.980 I think everybody who's ever seen the movie, this is probably the most well-known boob scene in all of filmdom. 00:37:14.540 --> 00:37:16.240 Hey, those tips were moving in stereo. 00:37:20.700 --> 00:37:21.860 But it's just... 00:37:21.880 --> 00:37:22.200 Yes, I did. 00:37:22.860 --> 00:37:23.480 Yeah, I know. 00:37:23.960 --> 00:37:24.920 I was waiting. 00:37:25.280 --> 00:37:27.780 I was waiting and I knew somebody would pick it up. 00:37:29.319 --> 00:37:34.500 But man, female, everyone knows that scene. 00:37:35.960 --> 00:37:38.140 There's so much about the movie that's iconic. 00:37:39.140 --> 00:37:44.740 I hate using that word because I feel like it's battered around quite a bit lately. 00:37:45.440 --> 00:37:46.700 And it shouldn't be. 00:37:47.680 --> 00:37:54.520 But it's a real down-to-earth what the 80s were like growing up. 00:37:55.060 --> 00:37:57.280 I mean how many people did you know at 14, 15 00:37:57.470 --> 00:37:58.620 That had part time jobs 00:37:58.940 --> 00:37:59.640 Lots of us did 00:38:00.520 --> 00:38:01.220 At the mall 00:38:02.520 --> 00:38:03.520 Of course we did 00:38:04.620 --> 00:38:06.880 You know I swear to god my first job 00:38:06.930 --> 00:38:08.900 Was at a fucking coffee shop at the mall 00:38:09.700 --> 00:38:11.400 And I was like 15 or 16 00:38:11.840 --> 00:38:13.200 My first job was at a cinema 00:38:13.410 --> 00:38:13.900 At the mall 00:38:15.320 --> 00:38:16.060 Oh you were a rat 00:38:16.180 --> 00:38:17.440 You were a rat 00:38:17.660 --> 00:38:19.520 I was totally a rat dude 00:38:22.940 --> 00:38:24.580 The interesting thing to me about this movie 00:38:24.600 --> 00:38:29.540 He's watching the downfall of Brad Hamilton, Judge Reinhold's character, to see him. 00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:32.840 I'm a single, independent dude. 00:38:33.140 --> 00:38:39.260 And then he loses his job and his woman and his shitty fucking car. 00:38:39.880 --> 00:38:41.060 It's gorgeous. 00:38:41.820 --> 00:38:45.580 This asshole just completely bottomed out. 00:38:46.000 --> 00:38:49.520 Because you have to figure he peaked in high school, right? 00:38:50.000 --> 00:38:52.420 But that didn't last real long. 00:38:52.780 --> 00:38:53.660 It's amazing. 00:38:54.360 --> 00:39:01.220 I mean, you have to admit, when it came time for him to step up and be a good big brother, he did. 00:39:01.840 --> 00:39:02.460 True, true, true. 00:39:03.320 --> 00:39:06.500 He was, you know, he was an asshole. 00:39:07.320 --> 00:39:09.660 He was a little bit, and you know what? 00:39:10.500 --> 00:39:11.780 Pride comes before a fall. 00:39:12.440 --> 00:39:20.320 So he did have to take a tumble, but he was, he did end up being the manager of the Mighty March after he thwarted the robbery. 00:39:21.240 --> 00:39:22.080 Good for you. 00:39:22.320 --> 00:39:22.860 Good on you, Brian. 00:39:26.080 --> 00:39:35.960 and i mean i've had teachers like mr hands who required you have this list and rigid rules 00:39:36.960 --> 00:39:41.600 but you know when it came down to the end you know they were always there pulling for you it's all 00:39:41.840 --> 00:39:48.819 realistic i have to admit one of my favorite things out of this movie is also it's got to be when 00:39:49.260 --> 00:39:52.000 the first big tumble for Brad when he gets fired. 00:39:52.840 --> 00:39:54.140 And his manager comes down like, 00:39:54.680 --> 00:39:57.140 did you threaten this man and use profanity? 00:39:58.220 --> 00:39:59.100 Well, yes. 00:39:59.670 --> 00:40:00.200 Oh, my God. 00:40:01.280 --> 00:40:05.120 If my boss ever heard me talk to people that got out of hand, 00:40:06.900 --> 00:40:08.440 do you know how many times that would have been asked? 00:40:08.500 --> 00:40:10.300 Did you threaten this person and use profanity? 00:40:11.160 --> 00:40:11.440 Yeah. 00:40:12.920 --> 00:40:15.360 And I also told them they didn't get out of here. 00:40:15.660 --> 00:40:18.800 I was going to beat them to death with a baseball bat 00:40:18.820 --> 00:40:21.020 to call the police and tell them that they attacked me first. 00:40:22.200 --> 00:40:22.620 There you go. 00:40:25.220 --> 00:40:27.380 Yeah, it's just one of those movies. 00:40:28.980 --> 00:40:31.620 It sums up that point in time. 00:40:32.400 --> 00:40:34.400 And I don't think it's... 00:40:35.180 --> 00:40:37.020 I mean, times have definitely changed, 00:40:37.160 --> 00:40:40.340 but I don't think that the core themes of the movie ever will. 00:40:40.940 --> 00:40:41.360 I agree. 00:40:42.260 --> 00:40:44.840 Yeah, because they're eternal and archetypal. 00:40:45.320 --> 00:40:46.840 Yes, I agree with that completely. 00:40:47.480 --> 00:40:49.160 Hi, we've just gone off. How you doing, Gary? 00:40:49.460 --> 00:40:50.440 You want to talk about... 00:40:50.480 --> 00:40:50.860 Hi, Gary. 00:40:53.059 --> 00:40:55.560 I wouldn't have my view button on because people were talking. 00:40:55.980 --> 00:40:56.680 Yes, they was. 00:40:57.779 --> 00:41:01.020 I, you know, unlike these two, two, two, Remy's, 00:41:01.480 --> 00:41:04.380 was not born, was not in high school in the 1980s. 00:41:04.939 --> 00:41:07.600 I was barely sperm in 1980. 00:41:08.000 --> 00:41:09.740 I was born in December of 1980. 00:41:12.020 --> 00:41:13.560 I get the vibe, I get the love of the movie. 00:41:13.840 --> 00:41:15.520 I do enjoy the hell out of it. 00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:24.960 Like you said, this is a film in the 80s that has, like, real situations in it that really sticks the landing, you know, as far as, like, taking them seriously. 00:41:25.400 --> 00:41:27.640 And there's no pizza on the record player. 00:41:27.900 --> 00:41:30.100 There's no, you know, archetypal. 00:41:30.780 --> 00:41:37.120 You get, like, one scene of, okay, these are the nerds, these are whatever, you know. 00:41:37.340 --> 00:41:39.500 That's about all you get through this whole movie. 00:41:39.880 --> 00:41:45.160 Besides that, they're pretty united as characters, which I can appreciate about a film like this. 00:41:46.100 --> 00:41:47.900 one mistake this film makes 00:41:48.360 --> 00:41:48.740 is that 00:41:49.550 --> 00:41:51.860 it did indeed 00:41:52.450 --> 00:41:54.160 forget the magnetism of Robin Xander 00:41:54.880 --> 00:41:56.060 and the charisma of Rick Wilson 00:41:56.190 --> 00:41:57.780 because there's no cheap trick song 00:41:57.810 --> 00:41:58.360 in the soundtrack 00:41:59.560 --> 00:42:01.980 dude I didn't realize that but you're absolutely correct 00:42:02.700 --> 00:42:04.220 where was Surrender in this 00:42:04.880 --> 00:42:06.640 Surrender should have been in this film 00:42:07.740 --> 00:42:09.140 I want you to want me 00:42:09.230 --> 00:42:10.040 should have been in this 00:42:12.240 --> 00:42:13.560 yeah fun times 00:42:13.580 --> 00:42:15.560 I enjoy it every time I watch it 00:42:15.740 --> 00:42:17.880 I've never been to the gallery in California 00:42:18.380 --> 00:42:19.980 but if I watch films like this 00:42:20.040 --> 00:42:21.540 and Commando it's like I've been there 00:42:21.860 --> 00:42:22.840 I can put it that way 00:42:24.860 --> 00:42:25.560 That's right 00:42:25.770 --> 00:42:26.500 I saw that mall 00:42:28.700 --> 00:42:29.360 But yeah 00:42:30.280 --> 00:42:31.080 I'll have to say 00:42:31.360 --> 00:42:33.040 lots of young faces that you see 00:42:33.440 --> 00:42:35.220 young Forrest Whitaker 00:42:35.440 --> 00:42:36.740 but before he became 00:42:38.160 --> 00:42:39.080 to make fun of 00:42:39.720 --> 00:42:41.140 Forrest Whitaker looking up here 00:42:41.220 --> 00:42:43.540 looking down there with the eye 00:42:43.560 --> 00:42:47.080 Let me say this. Let me interrupt you because I have a point. 00:42:48.410 --> 00:42:51.260 In this movie, Forrest Whitaker's eye is not lazy. 00:42:51.660 --> 00:42:53.040 It's just unmotivated. 00:42:56.620 --> 00:42:58.100 He plays Charles Jefferson. 00:43:00.000 --> 00:43:01.480 The star of the football player. 00:43:03.180 --> 00:43:04.060 Of the film. 00:43:05.260 --> 00:43:07.400 I mentioned the football scene. I'm not lying. 00:43:07.990 --> 00:43:10.740 The football action you see in this movie after 00:43:11.220 --> 00:43:13.140 his car gets busted up by Spicoli 00:43:13.230 --> 00:43:14.000 and his little brother. 00:43:16.040 --> 00:43:17.360 I got tools. 00:43:17.550 --> 00:43:19.240 My dad's a TV repairman. 00:43:21.640 --> 00:43:22.680 Yeah, that's just fucking mad. 00:43:22.680 --> 00:43:23.480 I'm sorry, Gary. 00:43:24.400 --> 00:43:24.840 That's okay. 00:43:25.220 --> 00:43:26.400 I'm having issues here, too. 00:43:30.520 --> 00:43:32.480 But yeah, it's like a perfect 00:43:32.640 --> 00:43:33.380 Hayes movie in a sense. 00:43:34.060 --> 00:43:36.120 It gives a little bit of realism. 00:43:36.980 --> 00:43:38.220 Whereas you've got films like this 00:43:38.300 --> 00:43:40.520 and films like The Last American Version, 00:43:40.700 --> 00:43:46.340 which kind of touches on, like, the seriousness of being a teenager, you know, but it gets silly, too. 00:43:47.239 --> 00:43:49.060 But this is just the right amount of silly. 00:43:49.760 --> 00:43:51.760 And, yes, I did have Mr. Hand in high school. 00:43:52.340 --> 00:43:57.620 He's named Mr. Hayden, and he would do this thing to where you would walk around, and you would say, like, 00:43:58.400 --> 00:44:01.300 Hey, no, no, some of you used the word dude. 00:44:02.020 --> 00:44:05.400 And then Mr. Hayden would go, dude is the hair of an elephant's ass. 00:44:05.820 --> 00:44:12.660 And then, you know, you look it up and indeed the word D-O-O-D, dude, is a hair on an elephant's ass. 00:44:13.120 --> 00:44:14.340 So it's got that going for it. 00:44:14.620 --> 00:44:17.100 You know, my Mr. Hand. 00:44:17.760 --> 00:44:26.500 And, uh, but no, the soundtracks rock and I will say this and Heavy Metal have two of the best Sammy Hagar songs in them. 00:44:26.700 --> 00:44:29.940 The Fast Times, you know, titular Fast Times song. 00:44:30.500 --> 00:44:32.280 And of course, Heavy Metal and Heavy Metal. 00:44:32.840 --> 00:44:34.580 It's pretty wonderful. 00:44:36.060 --> 00:44:37.740 actually use of American Girl 00:44:38.400 --> 00:44:39.980 by one 00:44:40.160 --> 00:44:41.460 Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, although 00:44:42.020 --> 00:44:43.720 I usually skip that song now 00:44:44.060 --> 00:44:45.820 because I think Tom Petty's 00:44:46.020 --> 00:44:47.980 ghost is sick of American Girl by now. 00:44:48.100 --> 00:44:49.960 He has to be. He has to be. 00:44:50.300 --> 00:44:50.760 You know. 00:44:52.620 --> 00:44:54.040 There's a lot more to talk 00:44:54.200 --> 00:44:56.160 about. The weirdness 00:44:56.240 --> 00:44:57.060 of Vincent Chevelli 00:44:57.700 --> 00:44:59.920 just, you know, digging around the 00:45:00.180 --> 00:45:01.220 body and, you know, 00:45:01.920 --> 00:45:02.880 he just wishes saying, 00:45:03.140 --> 00:45:06.340 It's so good. 00:45:06.640 --> 00:45:07.400 It's so good. 00:45:08.080 --> 00:45:09.880 And like you guys said, a lot of real 00:45:10.500 --> 00:45:12.160 life themes going on in the movie. 00:45:13.940 --> 00:45:14.500 Teen pregnancy 00:45:15.500 --> 00:45:16.580 plays a role in this movie. 00:45:17.140 --> 00:45:19.020 And the douchebag 00:45:19.020 --> 00:45:19.820 that doesn't want 00:45:21.300 --> 00:45:21.960 to help. 00:45:22.120 --> 00:45:22.920 But at the same time, 00:45:24.760 --> 00:45:26.200 Damone, he is trying to help. 00:45:26.320 --> 00:45:27.780 He's trying to get some money together to help her. 00:45:27.900 --> 00:45:28.800 But at the same time, 00:45:30.220 --> 00:45:31.760 Linda, of course, overreacts 00:45:31.780 --> 00:45:33.880 and just lose their fucking mind. 00:45:34.520 --> 00:45:36.420 I don't think she overreacted at all. 00:45:36.940 --> 00:45:38.900 Well, he was trying to get money together to help her, man. 00:45:39.160 --> 00:45:40.380 But he didn't. 00:45:41.630 --> 00:45:44.460 But he didn't, and he didn't even give her a ride. 00:45:44.900 --> 00:45:46.460 Yeah, he's a little prick. 00:45:48.440 --> 00:45:49.260 Little prick. 00:45:49.980 --> 00:45:52.420 I will say this, though, and you are correct, 00:45:52.980 --> 00:45:57.260 that there are some elements of The Last American Virgin in this movie, 00:45:57.560 --> 00:46:03.200 which was really based on the old Israeli film series Lemon Popsicle, 00:46:03.780 --> 00:46:05.920 where a lot of that stuff actually happened. 00:46:06.100 --> 00:46:09.120 So in some ways, this is a Lemon Popsicle remake, 00:46:10.580 --> 00:46:12.220 but it's still super good. 00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:13.460 And Suzanne's right. 00:46:13.940 --> 00:46:15.060 Motherfucker didn't show up. 00:46:15.280 --> 00:46:16.360 He didn't come up with the money. 00:46:16.780 --> 00:46:17.720 He's a piece of shit. 00:46:18.260 --> 00:46:22.100 And the fact that he and Rat ended up as friends at the end of the movie, 00:46:22.380 --> 00:46:23.300 I wouldn't have done that. 00:46:23.340 --> 00:46:24.820 I would have cut that son of a bitch off. 00:46:25.640 --> 00:46:26.260 Oh, I would have done. 00:46:26.680 --> 00:46:26.840 Totally. 00:46:27.580 --> 00:46:30.040 Well, Rat is weak-willed, and according to the end of the film, 00:46:30.890 --> 00:46:33.840 still a virgin, you know, so he's got that going for him. 00:46:34.480 --> 00:46:34.920 Which is nice. 00:46:35.660 --> 00:46:35.740 Yeah. 00:46:36.270 --> 00:46:38.240 He did show some balls in the locker room, though, 00:46:38.370 --> 00:46:41.280 and stuff to his friend, you know, so. 00:46:41.380 --> 00:46:41.800 Yeah, he did. 00:46:42.840 --> 00:46:43.820 So I'll give Rat. 00:46:43.820 --> 00:46:45.220 I think he's going to take him to moan. 00:46:45.760 --> 00:46:45.880 Yeah. 00:46:46.460 --> 00:46:47.600 I'll give Rat that much credit. 00:46:48.679 --> 00:46:51.720 He manned up a bit, you know, for his lady friend 00:46:52.000 --> 00:46:55.760 and against his friend friend, his best friend, supposedly, 00:46:55.780 --> 00:46:57.900 you know but Damone has 00:46:58.100 --> 00:47:00.360 some of the best dialogue in this whole movie 00:47:00.560 --> 00:47:00.720 though 00:47:02.100 --> 00:47:04.280 he's trying to teach Brad how to kick girls 00:47:04.500 --> 00:47:05.380 and he does 00:47:06.300 --> 00:47:08.180 you act like no matter where you are 00:47:08.620 --> 00:47:09.600 that's the place to be 00:47:09.980 --> 00:47:10.920 I love it so much 00:47:12.060 --> 00:47:14.260 talking to the Debbie Harry stand in 00:47:14.740 --> 00:47:16.580 as a cardboard cut out 00:47:18.360 --> 00:47:20.460 there's one odd thing in that scene 00:47:21.020 --> 00:47:21.160 though 00:47:21.760 --> 00:47:23.340 I don't know if anybody noticed it 00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:25.740 there is a movie that came out 00:47:25.760 --> 00:47:30.540 last year, and there was a sign, so I think I know where they stole the name from. 00:47:31.340 --> 00:47:34.000 There's a sign, a neon sign, Licorice Pizza. 00:47:34.700 --> 00:47:35.820 Licorice Pizza, yep. 00:47:37.300 --> 00:47:41.140 Same font, same everything, so I think we know where that title came from. 00:47:42.990 --> 00:47:45.780 Yeah, so the relationship gets trained there, and I appreciate that. 00:47:46.150 --> 00:47:52.320 And like you guys said, the decline of Brad Hamilton, I think that, you know, he was a 00:47:52.280 --> 00:47:54.240 back at first. He came down, 00:47:54.400 --> 00:47:56.020 he had to wear the Captain Hook's 00:47:56.040 --> 00:47:57.780 mission ships outfit, and he was very 00:47:58.380 --> 00:48:00.360 demeaned, but again, came up 00:48:00.520 --> 00:48:02.360 again, because you're 00:48:02.500 --> 00:48:04.340 kind of rooting for him a little bit. Like you guys 00:48:04.500 --> 00:48:06.280 said, he stood up as a big brother, so he kind of 00:48:06.400 --> 00:48:08.240 had that redemption arc with the 00:48:08.440 --> 00:48:10.160 character, so he kind of wanted 00:48:10.270 --> 00:48:11.780 good things to happen for him again. 00:48:12.920 --> 00:48:14.180 We rooted for him 00:48:14.230 --> 00:48:16.100 to grow up, and 00:48:16.300 --> 00:48:18.200 he sort of did, and 00:48:18.400 --> 00:48:20.220 that's where I'm okay with 00:48:20.320 --> 00:48:21.220 that character arc. 00:48:22.540 --> 00:48:27.540 yeah this is this is um a phil is filled with great character arcs though and there's nothing 00:48:27.780 --> 00:48:36.120 left behind you know on the table and um i i enjoy uh the 80s of it i enjoy the seriousness of it 00:48:36.600 --> 00:48:42.080 i enjoy what x mentioned that the soundtrack is really good and um yeah it's it's it's a 00:48:42.840 --> 00:48:47.760 it's a it's a must watch if you ever seen it before i and no i do not own this on laser disc yet 00:48:48.080 --> 00:48:48.880 one day. 00:48:52.360 --> 00:48:53.000 I'll leave it at that. 00:48:54.050 --> 00:48:55.000 Final thoughts for Sue. 00:48:55.310 --> 00:48:57.040 What was your final thinking, girl? 00:48:57.520 --> 00:48:59.380 Okay, well, there's like one thing 00:48:59.530 --> 00:49:00.460 I forgot to mention, 00:49:01.380 --> 00:49:02.540 and it will come into play again. 00:49:04.260 --> 00:49:05.800 The girl in the Corvette. 00:49:06.240 --> 00:49:07.620 I think you guys know who that was. 00:49:08.160 --> 00:49:09.260 Nancy Wilson. 00:49:10.840 --> 00:49:11.940 Who was she? 00:49:12.170 --> 00:49:13.820 I don't know if they were married at the time, 00:49:14.020 --> 00:49:16.500 but who was she eventually married to? 00:49:17.360 --> 00:49:17.760 Cameron Crowe. 00:49:17.780 --> 00:49:18.700 Cameron Crowe. 00:49:19.830 --> 00:49:20.000 Yes. 00:49:22.179 --> 00:49:25.660 And I just, like I said, for me, 00:49:25.920 --> 00:49:31.800 this movie was very realistic about being a teenager in the early 80s. 00:49:32.240 --> 00:49:33.520 It doesn't really, 00:49:34.260 --> 00:49:39.240 I don't think there's any movie that epitomizes the turmoil and the 00:49:39.840 --> 00:49:43.700 idiocy of that more than this film does. 00:49:44.380 --> 00:49:46.200 It's almost perfection. 00:49:47.640 --> 00:49:49.100 well it's a snapshot 00:49:50.060 --> 00:49:51.740 you know it's a very clear 00:49:53.190 --> 00:49:53.320 portal 00:49:54.320 --> 00:49:56.260 into what things were like 00:49:56.780 --> 00:49:57.920 at that time 00:49:58.560 --> 00:49:59.660 because when you're in high school 00:50:00.020 --> 00:50:01.720 everything is just absolutely 00:50:02.280 --> 00:50:03.060 fucking important 00:50:03.510 --> 00:50:03.680 you know 00:50:04.420 --> 00:50:07.560 you don't look at it as you do years on 00:50:07.660 --> 00:50:08.160 where it's just like 00:50:08.650 --> 00:50:10.080 oh well that was just high school shit 00:50:10.520 --> 00:50:11.760 no this was 00:50:13.000 --> 00:50:13.180 happening 00:50:13.790 --> 00:50:15.600 and of course everything was happening to 00:50:15.620 --> 00:50:17.540 Jennifer Jason Leigh because good 00:50:17.800 --> 00:50:19.500 lord that girl 00:50:19.610 --> 00:50:21.380 wanted to lose her innocence more 00:50:21.780 --> 00:50:23.280 I mean it took her forever 00:50:23.880 --> 00:50:25.560 to lose her innocence I was just like 00:50:25.570 --> 00:50:27.480 I need this shit gone and it was gone 00:50:27.820 --> 00:50:29.640 bye I got rid of that as soon as I 00:50:29.780 --> 00:50:31.520 could but no 00:50:31.820 --> 00:50:32.540 she just really 00:50:33.540 --> 00:50:35.740 everyone in this movie has a sweet 00:50:36.420 --> 00:50:37.760 heart with the possible 00:50:38.040 --> 00:50:39.300 exception of Damone 00:50:39.860 --> 00:50:41.640 that's debatable but 00:50:41.720 --> 00:50:43.660 they're just trying to grow up man 00:50:44.140 --> 00:50:45.580 and that's what makes this 00:50:45.600 --> 00:50:47.900 movie really relatable. 00:50:48.540 --> 00:50:49.880 We all just tried to grow up. 00:50:50.240 --> 00:50:51.360 It doesn't matter what decade 00:50:51.960 --> 00:50:53.380 or what generation you're from, 00:50:53.760 --> 00:50:55.780 there's something in this movie that you can 00:50:55.920 --> 00:50:57.480 pull out and be like, oh fuck, that was me. 00:50:58.820 --> 00:50:59.280 Well, I mean, 00:50:59.580 --> 00:51:01.760 Damone did show heart at the end 00:51:02.360 --> 00:51:03.380 when he went and apologized 00:51:04.440 --> 00:51:05.060 to Rat 00:51:05.740 --> 00:51:07.860 for basically being a horrible friend 00:51:08.040 --> 00:51:09.480 and an incredible asshole. 00:51:11.440 --> 00:51:12.580 Damone can die in a thought. 00:51:13.880 --> 00:51:15.320 But I think that's as close as you're going to get. 00:51:16.280 --> 00:51:17.360 probably so 00:51:17.980 --> 00:51:18.300 shithead 00:51:19.500 --> 00:51:21.020 not a complete pass but yeah 00:51:21.360 --> 00:51:22.300 I will agree 00:51:23.619 --> 00:51:25.720 but yeah I dig this quite a bit 00:51:26.040 --> 00:51:26.940 it's a high recommend 00:51:27.680 --> 00:51:29.160 from all of us I'm sure 00:51:29.940 --> 00:51:31.660 if you haven't seen Fast Times 00:51:31.800 --> 00:51:33.860 Ridgemont High it exists many many places 00:51:34.200 --> 00:51:35.820 it's streaming on Prime right now 00:51:36.440 --> 00:51:37.580 there's DVDs 00:51:38.060 --> 00:51:39.560 there's special edition Blu-rays 00:51:39.900 --> 00:51:41.620 I kept telling myself 00:51:41.840 --> 00:51:43.720 I'm going to crack open that Criterion 00:51:43.740 --> 00:51:45.600 Fast Times Blu-ray that I own 00:51:46.000 --> 00:51:47.780 and I still didn't do it. I can tell you 00:51:47.920 --> 00:51:49.900 right now that it is 00:51:50.500 --> 00:51:51.520 it is chock full. 00:51:51.700 --> 00:51:52.420 That's what, Gary? 00:51:53.700 --> 00:51:55.560 I didn't either, but tonight 00:51:55.840 --> 00:51:57.700 after we're done, I'm going to go 00:51:57.920 --> 00:51:59.800 pull out all of those special features 00:52:00.260 --> 00:52:01.780 and sit and watch those. 00:52:02.520 --> 00:52:03.980 It is full of special features. 00:52:05.100 --> 00:52:05.980 And except there's 00:52:05.980 --> 00:52:07.740 a sale, which there's always a sale, 00:52:08.140 --> 00:52:09.380 a Criterion sale coming, 00:52:10.040 --> 00:52:11.620 I recommend you guys pick this up 00:52:11.760 --> 00:52:12.520 because it's worth your time. 00:52:13.860 --> 00:52:14.180 but yeah 00:52:15.160 --> 00:52:17.260 good relationships, good times, good tunes 00:52:17.520 --> 00:52:19.380 what's I to love about a film like this 00:52:20.580 --> 00:52:21.480 it's kind of like 00:52:21.580 --> 00:52:21.980 there's like 00:52:22.680 --> 00:52:25.420 there's a hundred bad ones for one good one 00:52:25.780 --> 00:52:26.980 maybe around this time 00:52:27.640 --> 00:52:28.280 and I can't even 00:52:28.540 --> 00:52:29.240 not a hundred 00:52:29.700 --> 00:52:31.000 I mean did you see a film like 00:52:31.420 --> 00:52:33.880 I want to say I've watched other ones 00:52:34.100 --> 00:52:35.440 that are twice in different time frames 00:52:35.760 --> 00:52:37.340 but this is probably the best 00:52:37.520 --> 00:52:39.300 and the most handled one 00:52:39.660 --> 00:52:41.620 of the 80s without being too sleazy 00:52:41.760 --> 00:52:42.640 about it 00:52:42.660 --> 00:52:44.980 It only has a slight tinge of sleaze. 00:52:45.560 --> 00:52:47.100 And most of it is fucking Damone. 00:52:47.340 --> 00:52:49.080 So he's got that going for him. 00:52:49.900 --> 00:52:52.420 And Rob or Ron, the stereo guy. 00:52:54.300 --> 00:52:57.700 Completely the inspiration for Ben Affleck's character in Mallrats. 00:52:58.560 --> 00:52:58.800 Indeed. 00:52:59.390 --> 00:53:00.240 Indeed, Ron. 00:53:00.940 --> 00:53:04.900 And if you didn't think Kevin Smith had that in mind, I, yeah. 00:53:06.780 --> 00:53:08.000 Like Ron on steroids. 00:53:08.660 --> 00:53:09.560 Dude, yes. 00:53:10.380 --> 00:53:11.080 Oh my gosh. 00:53:11.600 --> 00:53:15.900 But we're gonna click over to our next 80s jam, 00:53:16.420 --> 00:53:19.080 the spiritual sequel to this movie, 00:53:20.340 --> 00:53:23.200 as Suzanne says, and probably true, 00:53:24.060 --> 00:53:27.100 she'll explain all this, "The Wildlife" from 1984, 00:53:28.180 --> 00:53:30.260 which we'll get to right through this trailer. 00:53:30.760 --> 00:53:32.340 - Hey, this is America, Bill. 00:53:32.540 --> 00:53:34.260 So I want you to live it up, stud man. 00:53:34.720 --> 00:53:36.060 This is the last summer blast. 00:53:39.060 --> 00:53:40.360 - It's a fast life. 00:53:40.900 --> 00:53:41.860 Great. Party Bill. 00:53:41.980 --> 00:53:42.140 Thanks. 00:53:42.380 --> 00:53:43.300 It's a low life. 00:53:43.640 --> 00:53:44.600 Who wants something? 00:53:44.800 --> 00:53:45.480 I do, I do. 00:53:45.780 --> 00:53:46.600 It's a high life. 00:53:48.780 --> 00:53:49.980 It's a wild life. 00:53:55.760 --> 00:53:58.720 Hi, I'm Bill Conrad, and you are... 00:53:59.140 --> 00:53:59.940 Not interested. 00:54:05.800 --> 00:54:08.240 If you don't get out of here right now, I'm gonna scream. 00:54:08.760 --> 00:54:09.380 You won't scream. 00:54:09.660 --> 00:54:10.140 I'll scream. 00:54:10.560 --> 00:54:11.000 I want to scream. 00:54:19.360 --> 00:54:21.140 You said you wanted an adventure. 00:54:21.500 --> 00:54:24.060 I just can't believe it's with a car. 00:54:30.400 --> 00:54:31.620 You almost got us killed. 00:54:31.960 --> 00:54:34.340 Hey, as soon as you're scared, you're dead. 00:54:40.660 --> 00:54:42.180 You're the one who needed your freedom. 00:54:42.450 --> 00:54:45.660 Well, I didn't know that was an excuse for you to start going out with the entire male race. 00:54:45.980 --> 00:54:48.660 Born to be wild. 00:54:52.940 --> 00:54:56.360 Now, from the creators of Fast Times at Richmont High, 00:54:57.420 --> 00:54:59.200 comes something even faster. 00:54:59.520 --> 00:55:00.320 Do you like to be my roommate? 00:55:01.320 --> 00:55:02.700 I thought you'd never ask. 00:55:04.060 --> 00:55:04.820 They're doing it. 00:55:04.960 --> 00:55:05.400 It's casual. 00:55:05.700 --> 00:55:06.480 They're saying it. 00:55:06.600 --> 00:55:06.960 It's casual. 00:55:07.240 --> 00:55:10.040 They're living the wildlife. 00:55:10.680 --> 00:55:11.280 It's casual. 00:55:22.520 --> 00:55:27.680 The wildlife from 1984 has a horrible plot synopsis here from the IMDb. 00:55:28.360 --> 00:55:32.500 A high school wrestler parties with his buddy at a swinging singles apartment complex. 00:55:33.320 --> 00:55:39.940 fucking weak sauce shit imdb uh this is directed by art linson who only directed one other thing 00:55:40.220 --> 00:55:44.600 which is um where the buffalo roam which is like the first hunter s thompson film 00:55:45.100 --> 00:55:49.940 with uh bill murray and i think i think randy quaid's in that movie i forget now it's been so 00:55:50.060 --> 00:55:55.460 long since i've seen it no you're right you're right okay um he produced a whole bunch of good 00:55:55.460 --> 00:56:00.280 shit though so there's that didn't he produce the untouchables diploma's untouchables yeah 00:56:00.300 --> 00:56:10.180 yeah he was also the one of the producers on fast time oh shit was he yeah my gosh 00:56:11.660 --> 00:56:18.720 i associate linson with the untouchables because i love that movie ever so much but okay well of 00:56:19.850 --> 00:56:27.480 course written by cameron crow again um i wouldn't say a lesser 80s cast but a pretty good 80s cast 00:56:27.500 --> 00:56:29.540 nonetheless, because this film has Lee Ving 00:56:29.540 --> 00:56:31.360 in it, so I guess that makes it infinitely 00:56:31.600 --> 00:56:32.940 better than any cast. 00:56:36.220 --> 00:56:37.380 The time where 00:56:37.380 --> 00:56:39.320 you made you think that Chris Penn was a sexy 00:56:39.560 --> 00:56:41.220 man, Chris Penn stars this 00:56:41.620 --> 00:56:43.240 film as Tom, the 00:56:43.360 --> 00:56:45.360 bohung jack who wears weights 00:56:45.380 --> 00:56:47.160 out his head while he does set-ups. 00:56:49.040 --> 00:56:49.240 Elon 00:56:49.460 --> 00:56:51.220 Michael Smith, who you will know from stuff 00:56:51.380 --> 00:56:53.260 like The Chocolate War, and of course 00:56:53.380 --> 00:56:55.320 as Wyatt Donnelly from Weird Science 00:56:55.900 --> 00:56:57.040 as Jim Conrad. 00:56:57.660 --> 00:56:59.980 Eric Stoltz as Bill Conrad 00:57:00.060 --> 00:57:01.500 I was forced to watch 00:57:02.000 --> 00:57:04.140 the Fly 2 trailer while I was 00:57:04.360 --> 00:57:06.020 waiting while I had this window 00:57:06.240 --> 00:57:07.080 open so you know 00:57:07.520 --> 00:57:08.940 I like the Fly 2 00:57:09.400 --> 00:57:11.740 you just get sad about that dog all over again though 00:57:11.920 --> 00:57:13.180 it's a Fly 2 doesn't it 00:57:13.400 --> 00:57:13.640 you know 00:57:15.860 --> 00:57:17.900 like hey hey hey Brundle man 00:57:18.020 --> 00:57:20.140 you got this dog and we're just gonna fuck it up 00:57:20.260 --> 00:57:21.840 for you and just break 00:57:22.140 --> 00:57:24.080 the audience's heart I digress 00:57:24.240 --> 00:57:25.920 though Jenny Wright 00:57:26.100 --> 00:57:26.520 as Eileen 00:57:27.760 --> 00:57:28.880 doesn't get come down in this movie 00:57:29.380 --> 00:57:30.400 like the actual Eileen 00:57:31.480 --> 00:57:32.940 you may know her from Near Dark 00:57:35.920 --> 00:57:37.800 Leah Thompson who may get come down 00:57:37.800 --> 00:57:39.860 in this movie because she's banging a cop 00:57:40.100 --> 00:57:41.500 she plays Anita 00:57:41.820 --> 00:57:43.400 in this movie which is 00:57:44.040 --> 00:57:44.760 Bill's squeeze 00:57:46.020 --> 00:57:47.700 Rick Moranis as a 00:57:48.120 --> 00:57:49.980 bigger douchebag than he was in Streets of Fire 00:57:50.340 --> 00:57:51.120 as Harry 00:57:51.820 --> 00:57:53.360 the guy who owns the clothing store 00:57:53.480 --> 00:57:54.520 runs the clothing store 00:57:55.340 --> 00:57:57.200 that old Jenny Wright works at. 00:57:57.880 --> 00:57:59.820 You lead Streets of Fire out of this, 00:58:00.000 --> 00:58:01.980 because that movie is a stone-cold classic. 00:58:02.520 --> 00:58:03.380 It is a good movie. 00:58:03.560 --> 00:58:05.060 I'm just saying he plays an asshole in it, 00:58:05.060 --> 00:58:05.620 so there's that. 00:58:08.800 --> 00:58:09.400 Hart Bochter, 00:58:10.610 --> 00:58:11.480 if you don't know the name, 00:58:11.530 --> 00:58:12.240 you know the person. 00:58:12.940 --> 00:58:14.680 He is Hans Boobie, 00:58:14.980 --> 00:58:15.740 I'm Your White Knight. 00:58:16.200 --> 00:58:17.460 He's that guy from Die Hard. 00:58:17.900 --> 00:58:18.200 Yes. 00:58:19.300 --> 00:58:20.080 He's in this movie. 00:58:20.800 --> 00:58:22.020 And back to PCU again, 00:58:22.540 --> 00:58:24.040 He directed PCU, 00:58:24.460 --> 00:58:25.600 old Hart Bachner right there. 00:58:25.820 --> 00:58:26.960 He's in a bunch of stuff, though. 00:58:28.980 --> 00:58:29.920 I mentioned Lee Bing. 00:58:30.560 --> 00:58:31.360 He's in this movie. 00:58:32.240 --> 00:58:33.000 Randy Quaid, 00:58:34.600 --> 00:58:35.580 and I could have swore 00:58:35.600 --> 00:58:37.140 that Dennis Hopper was in this movie, 00:58:37.720 --> 00:58:39.620 but I'm thinking of the wrong 80s melodrama. 00:58:39.700 --> 00:58:40.900 That was River's Edge, 00:58:41.160 --> 00:58:43.220 where Dennis Hopper played the crazy 00:58:43.560 --> 00:58:45.220 Vietnam friend who lived in the house 00:58:45.660 --> 00:58:46.640 that they were obsessed with. 00:58:48.640 --> 00:58:49.520 Angel Salazar, 00:58:49.760 --> 00:58:51.720 he'd known for many things, including Scarface. 00:58:53.180 --> 00:58:54.320 I'm just going to get right into this 00:58:55.020 --> 00:58:56.580 I had a much better time 00:58:56.700 --> 00:58:58.380 the second time I watched this than the first time 00:58:58.880 --> 00:59:00.540 I'll kick it to Suzanne first 00:59:00.840 --> 00:59:02.580 what are your thoughts on The Wild Side 00:59:02.800 --> 00:59:04.460 babe? I'll be honest 00:59:04.820 --> 00:59:05.760 I just 00:59:06.200 --> 00:59:08.400 I remember watching it when it first hit 00:59:08.540 --> 00:59:10.220 God help me VHS 00:59:10.540 --> 00:59:11.580 and I went and rented it 00:59:12.200 --> 00:59:13.400 I enjoyed it then 00:59:13.860 --> 00:59:15.220 I watched it 00:59:16.480 --> 00:59:18.420 a few months ago when we were going to 00:59:18.540 --> 00:59:19.700 do this another time 00:59:20.180 --> 00:59:24.780 I'm like no I don't know I just maybe I'm missing something so you know watched it again last night 00:59:25.500 --> 00:59:35.440 it's just to me it's not a good movie I the characters I mean you know how in fast times 00:59:35.480 --> 00:59:40.760 I'm going to be drawing a lot of parallels here it's probably not a good thing but we're rolling 00:59:40.820 --> 00:59:50.700 with it anyway they're not as real they're they are pretty much cardboard cutouts of what real 00:59:50.940 --> 00:59:55.720 people are and i'm just gonna throw this out here which may be one of the things that as i've gotten 00:59:55.960 --> 01:00:04.000 older that my distaste for i don't like eric stoltz he's always got that like smarmy wannabe 01:00:04.120 --> 01:00:11.700 nice guy bullshit going on i don't like him i don't like his character i really 01:00:12.940 --> 01:00:18.700 i mean i guess now for this one for me just it does not hold stand it doesn't hold up at all 01:00:19.240 --> 01:00:24.420 him going in getting that apartment my god i've talked to many of my friends who have been 01:00:24.820 --> 01:00:31.960 trying to find new apartments now and yeah that was never ever gonna happen um none of the characters 01:00:31.980 --> 01:00:33.360 are likable. 01:00:33.960 --> 01:00:34.400 Even 01:00:36.060 --> 01:00:37.280 Anita and Eileen, 01:00:37.960 --> 01:00:38.920 they're just kind of 01:00:39.560 --> 01:00:41.700 bitchy. And Anita is trying 01:00:41.700 --> 01:00:43.820 to be this really sweet, 01:00:44.760 --> 01:00:45.940 having her first 01:00:46.340 --> 01:00:47.700 real kind of adventurous 01:00:48.620 --> 01:00:49.700 thing going on. 01:00:50.340 --> 01:00:51.880 And it just comes off 01:00:52.000 --> 01:00:53.040 as fake. 01:00:54.320 --> 01:00:55.620 I mean, there are a few moments 01:00:55.840 --> 01:00:58.100 that the movie has that I find 01:00:58.620 --> 01:00:59.860 intriguing, but to be 01:01:00.080 --> 01:01:01.260 honest, it's trash. 01:01:02.240 --> 01:01:04.080 and once again we do have a Nancy Wilson 01:01:04.320 --> 01:01:06.100 cameo were you guys paying attention 01:01:06.380 --> 01:01:06.840 to it 01:01:07.660 --> 01:01:08.800 yes Nancy Wilson 01:01:09.800 --> 01:01:11.980 she is the cop that 01:01:12.140 --> 01:01:13.640 Anita's banging wife 01:01:14.460 --> 01:01:15.760 she's literally on screen 01:01:16.140 --> 01:01:17.380 for maybe 01:01:18.180 --> 01:01:19.100 15 seconds 01:01:19.670 --> 01:01:20.120 oh dude 01:01:22.980 --> 01:01:23.660 and 01:01:24.600 --> 01:01:25.560 Randy Quaid's character 01:01:25.980 --> 01:01:26.320 is 01:01:27.700 --> 01:01:29.760 once again for me the whole thing we all knew 01:01:29.740 --> 01:01:36.060 that one person that was a little bit too obsessed with Vietnam and maybe hung out with somebody that 01:01:36.060 --> 01:01:42.580 was a vet that was also a junkie that was about the I think the only stand-up performance in this 01:01:42.680 --> 01:01:52.460 for me was that brief the brief bits with Randy Quaid and to be honest I loved leaving he was 01:01:52.560 --> 01:02:00.620 the perfect cable installer and i love the fact that he called her a pussy i just i don't like 01:02:00.620 --> 01:02:10.860 any of these people i don't care about them their situations are absurd at best the there's no 01:02:11.420 --> 01:02:21.460 heart to the story it's it's a very very poor representation and i really don't think it 01:02:21.240 --> 01:02:22.740 should ever have been made. I really 01:02:23.220 --> 01:02:25.300 have to admit, I don't know if Cameron Crowe 01:02:25.540 --> 01:02:26.520 did this for the money. 01:02:27.180 --> 01:02:28.800 God, he was trying to make a lightning 01:02:29.600 --> 01:02:31.160 strike twice, and it just 01:02:31.360 --> 01:02:32.380 was never going to happen. 01:02:33.140 --> 01:02:35.260 But there's just very little likable about it. 01:02:36.260 --> 01:02:37.220 Like I said, the two 01:02:37.460 --> 01:02:39.220 things in the movie I liked, oh yeah, there is one other 01:02:39.780 --> 01:02:41.260 weird little thing, because I kept 01:02:41.620 --> 01:02:43.220 looking at this scene. Okay, do you remember 01:02:43.240 --> 01:02:44.400 when they break through? 01:02:45.380 --> 01:02:47.160 Spoiler alert! When they break 01:02:47.220 --> 01:02:49.140 into the, they knock down the wall 01:02:49.400 --> 01:02:50.680 into his neighbor's apartment. 01:02:51.880 --> 01:02:53.360 and those people go 01:02:54.080 --> 01:02:55.440 go in the fridge 01:02:56.900 --> 01:02:57.860 one of the guys 01:02:58.120 --> 01:02:59.640 there was 01:02:59.840 --> 01:03:00.380 Ron Wood 01:03:02.440 --> 01:03:03.740 so for me I think I spent 01:03:03.920 --> 01:03:05.760 most of my time saying is that who I think 01:03:05.770 --> 01:03:07.680 it is and trying 01:03:07.920 --> 01:03:09.780 not to hate the characters as much as 01:03:09.780 --> 01:03:10.720 I actually do 01:03:12.080 --> 01:03:13.880 for me it does not 01:03:14.140 --> 01:03:15.900 hold up there is no 01:03:16.760 --> 01:03:17.920 character there's no 01:03:18.840 --> 01:03:19.960 it's like I said 01:03:19.960 --> 01:03:21.980 it's cheap cardboard cutouts of 01:03:22.180 --> 01:03:24.020 real people. I don't like 01:03:24.140 --> 01:03:26.220 it. And like I said, Eric Stoltz's 01:03:26.320 --> 01:03:28.140 character is a fucking asshole. 01:03:29.080 --> 01:03:30.080 I would punch that 01:03:30.300 --> 01:03:31.180 motherfucker in the throat. 01:03:32.720 --> 01:03:33.660 He's so smarmy. 01:03:34.520 --> 01:03:35.840 He's just, he's 01:03:36.740 --> 01:03:37.620 not, he's 01:03:38.040 --> 01:03:39.520 no balls. He was a pussy. 01:03:40.300 --> 01:03:42.040 I don't like it. I really just 01:03:42.260 --> 01:03:43.920 don't, I don't like this movie 01:03:43.970 --> 01:03:45.920 at all. Maybe after you 01:03:46.060 --> 01:03:47.860 guys have a few things to say, I might find 01:03:47.890 --> 01:03:49.280 one or two other things that 01:03:49.800 --> 01:03:51.520 I don't hate with a burning passion 01:03:51.860 --> 01:03:53.840 but it's bad 01:03:54.240 --> 01:03:55.160 Fair enough 01:03:55.540 --> 01:03:55.740 Thanks 01:03:58.060 --> 01:03:59.740 Everything good about 01:03:59.980 --> 01:04:01.620 Fast Times is 01:04:02.120 --> 01:04:03.960 stupid in about the wildlife 01:04:04.800 --> 01:04:06.020 There's not a single 01:04:06.820 --> 01:04:08.080 likable character 01:04:08.440 --> 01:04:09.260 in this movie 01:04:09.800 --> 01:04:10.940 except for Hart 01:04:11.200 --> 01:04:12.520 Bokner's porn stash 01:04:13.420 --> 01:04:13.620 Okay 01:04:18.540 --> 01:04:19.260 Maybe 01:04:19.280 --> 01:04:20.380 She's okay. 01:04:20.930 --> 01:04:28.620 But Chris Penn plays a different version of Jeff Spicoli, who his brother played in Fast Times. 01:04:29.100 --> 01:04:33.800 Except this guy is manipulative and insensitive. 01:04:34.460 --> 01:04:40.760 Leah Thompson hooks up with an older guy before going back to the rat, I mean, Eric Stoltz. 01:04:42.060 --> 01:04:47.160 Elon Mitchell Smith comes two clicks away from being a Columbine role model. 01:04:47.840 --> 01:04:59.440 Jenny Wright forgives Chris Penn's character for being a slavering jackal before he puts her in his car against her will. 01:04:59.880 --> 01:05:05.660 Rick Moranis is a mall creeper with Ghostbusters 2 Janosch hair. 01:05:06.280 --> 01:05:09.980 And why is there so much cigarette eating? 01:05:10.440 --> 01:05:13.260 It happens three times in this movie. 01:05:13.600 --> 01:05:19.100 In the entire decade of the 1980s, I saw it happen in real life once. 01:05:19.560 --> 01:05:20.380 One time. 01:05:20.940 --> 01:05:21.960 And that was it. 01:05:22.320 --> 01:05:28.840 The wildlife leans into ridiculous slapstick, but there's no need for it. 01:05:29.400 --> 01:05:37.060 I guess this is part of the, uh, let's have a wild and crazy party subgenre, but good grief. 01:05:37.900 --> 01:05:45.120 With a little more effort and maybe a little less studio meddling, I don't have any evidence of that, but it feels like it, 01:05:45.860 --> 01:05:51.160 The Wildlife could have been the spiritual sequel to Fast Times. 01:05:51.740 --> 01:05:58.000 But instead, you've got adults pretending to be in high school, getting into outlandish situations, 01:05:58.220 --> 01:06:04.440 and in the end, everyone forgives each other for being stupid, and they drive off happy. 01:06:05.060 --> 01:06:06.620 What the fuck is going on here? 01:06:07.000 --> 01:06:08.200 This is nonsense. 01:06:09.280 --> 01:06:25.100 And I think that I am most angry at Elon Mitchell Smith's character because he went from being a Vietnam nerd who blew up the statue in front of the high school to a kid who straightens up after he sees Randy Quaid do heroin. 01:06:25.740 --> 01:06:28.800 Like, why isn't this kid already on heroin? 01:06:29.180 --> 01:06:33.840 He should be mainlining heroin in the bathroom at the school. 01:06:33.920 --> 01:06:35.760 Like, that is his line? 01:06:35.940 --> 01:06:37.500 Like, he can't cross that. 01:06:37.950 --> 01:06:42.080 He gets mad because he can't buy weapons at the army surplus store. 01:06:42.720 --> 01:06:45.400 But heroin is his line? 01:06:45.880 --> 01:06:46.360 Fuck you. 01:06:46.550 --> 01:06:47.480 I don't buy that. 01:06:48.100 --> 01:06:52.900 If you're making a screwball titties and PBR party movie, 01:06:53.420 --> 01:06:56.140 it's got to be grounded in some sense of reality. 01:06:56.820 --> 01:06:58.460 And The Wildlife just isn't. 01:06:58.620 --> 01:07:02.060 It's like a shitty 8-bit simulation of better movies. 01:07:02.980 --> 01:07:04.760 Did you see who the 01:07:05.210 --> 01:07:06.520 army surplus store 01:07:07.100 --> 01:07:08.300 clerk was? That was Ben Stein. Remember 01:07:08.820 --> 01:07:09.920 Wayne Ben Stein's money? 01:07:10.610 --> 01:07:12.440 And I hated 01:07:12.980 --> 01:07:14.660 the catchphrase. That 01:07:14.820 --> 01:07:16.480 catchphrase just... 01:07:16.940 --> 01:07:18.520 It's like fucking fingernails 01:07:18.520 --> 01:07:20.480 on a chalkboard. Hey, that's casual. 01:07:21.160 --> 01:07:21.680 Oh! 01:07:25.590 --> 01:07:25.720 Oh! 01:07:26.000 --> 01:07:26.980 Oh, God! 01:07:27.360 --> 01:07:28.240 It's like... 01:07:29.100 --> 01:07:31.799 He got this idea in his head for a catchphrase 01:07:31.820 --> 01:07:34.260 and then try to write a movie about it. 01:07:34.820 --> 01:07:36.780 It's fucking bad. 01:07:37.280 --> 01:07:39.960 You shouldn't stop trying to make fetch happen. 01:07:41.200 --> 01:07:41.500 Yeah. 01:07:42.780 --> 01:07:43.780 That's not how it works. 01:07:43.920 --> 01:07:44.800 It's got to be organic. 01:07:46.820 --> 01:07:47.400 Oh, boy. 01:07:50.840 --> 01:07:51.040 Yeah. 01:07:52.280 --> 01:07:54.740 I like this fight way more than I thought I should. 01:07:55.120 --> 01:07:56.880 Because, first of all, 01:07:57.540 --> 01:07:59.140 everything you've seen in Michael Smith then, 01:07:59.640 --> 01:08:01.320 he was kind of like that guy. 01:08:01.580 --> 01:08:02.740 like that nerdy little brother. 01:08:03.480 --> 01:08:05.100 He's still kind of that nerdy little brother in this movie, 01:08:05.480 --> 01:08:08.420 and I think that he's the only one in the film, 01:08:08.780 --> 01:08:12.120 I mean, you guys talk about him seeing Charlie doing heroin in the bathroom, 01:08:12.680 --> 01:08:16.460 who has some kind of redemption arc, in a way, 01:08:16.640 --> 01:08:19.060 because he doesn't want to live the way he's been living, 01:08:19.140 --> 01:08:24.640 and the old narcissist, you know, heralding, you know, 01:08:25.420 --> 01:08:29.380 wartime, you know, Vietnam people, and yada, yada, yada, 01:08:29.580 --> 01:08:31.500 whatever the fuck the little anarchist is fucking doing 01:08:31.580 --> 01:08:32.960 in the film, but at least 01:08:33.319 --> 01:08:34.400 he changed 01:08:36.100 --> 01:08:37.060 his ideas. 01:08:38.120 --> 01:08:39.319 Now, Eric Stoltz 01:08:39.520 --> 01:08:41.359 in the film, he has no spine 01:08:41.779 --> 01:08:42.779 throughout the entire film 01:08:43.380 --> 01:08:44.080 because he lets 01:08:45.359 --> 01:08:45.620 Tom, 01:08:47.299 --> 01:08:48.279 captain of the wrestling team, 01:08:50.560 --> 01:08:51.400 provoke him 01:08:51.400 --> 01:08:53.180 and make him do just what he wants him to do 01:08:53.779 --> 01:08:54.880 even in the end 01:08:54.980 --> 01:08:56.660 where you have that party 01:08:57.020 --> 01:08:57.699 at the apartment 01:08:57.720 --> 01:09:03.779 and um now if he had any spine he would call the fucking cops because that party is clearly out of 01:09:03.980 --> 01:09:10.339 control you got fucking dumbasses he's fucking knocking a hole in the wall he just casually goes 01:09:10.500 --> 01:09:16.400 next door dancing with anita like yeah here i go i just not living you know these adult 01:09:16.640 --> 01:09:23.599 responsibilities that i'm preaching and uh it's fucking nuts and like you said the other characters 01:09:23.600 --> 01:09:25.020 are not believable. 01:09:25.740 --> 01:09:27.200 You got Rick Moranis as, again, 01:09:27.980 --> 01:09:29.140 pervy mall skanker 01:09:29.600 --> 01:09:31.560 in this film. I guess he plays that 01:09:31.580 --> 01:09:33.080 role pretty well, I guess. 01:09:34.359 --> 01:09:35.180 I'm sorry. 01:09:38.160 --> 01:09:39.880 It's like watching Teen Witch, 01:09:39.980 --> 01:09:41.960 okay? The girl gets powers in Teen Witch, 01:09:42.339 --> 01:09:43.160 but at the end of the film, 01:09:43.680 --> 01:09:45.600 she still gets to do, she doesn't learn shit 01:09:45.779 --> 01:09:47.740 from her mistakes. None of these people 01:09:47.799 --> 01:09:49.540 in this film do not learn shit 01:09:49.720 --> 01:09:51.500 from their fucking mistakes, except for 01:09:51.799 --> 01:09:53.580 Jim. He learns about 01:09:53.600 --> 01:09:54.540 maybe that's not the way to live. 01:09:55.110 --> 01:09:55.920 Other ones are all like, 01:09:56.320 --> 01:09:56.400 oh, 01:09:56.480 --> 01:09:59.960 I'm still going to hang out with Tom and party down and blah, 01:10:00.160 --> 01:10:00.220 blah, 01:10:00.280 --> 01:10:00.460 blah. 01:10:00.980 --> 01:10:04.160 And these dumb girls will still hang out with us because they're, 01:10:04.260 --> 01:10:05.200 they're those type of girls. 01:10:06.100 --> 01:10:06.160 And, 01:10:06.240 --> 01:10:06.540 um, 01:10:06.860 --> 01:10:08.620 it's just deplorable people. 01:10:09.180 --> 01:10:09.260 And, 01:10:09.320 --> 01:10:10.140 and again, 01:10:10.320 --> 01:10:11.300 like you guys say, 01:10:11.300 --> 01:10:12.380 you don't root for any of them. 01:10:12.680 --> 01:10:13.620 You don't root for any of them. 01:10:13.840 --> 01:10:13.960 And, 01:10:14.910 --> 01:10:15.460 and the, 01:10:15.460 --> 01:10:19.400 the stripper scene with Kit and Navidad is probably one of the best things 01:10:19.600 --> 01:10:19.680 ever. 01:10:19.840 --> 01:10:20.900 If you guys don't know who that is, 01:10:21.060 --> 01:10:23.000 he's a old school porn actress. 01:10:24.360 --> 01:10:24.440 with 01:10:25.700 --> 01:10:27.340 wonderful assets, if you will. 01:10:27.680 --> 01:10:29.160 You know, just shaking 01:10:29.210 --> 01:10:30.740 and being showcased in this movie 01:10:31.380 --> 01:10:32.000 all so well. 01:10:32.960 --> 01:10:33.400 Huge. 01:10:34.180 --> 01:10:34.720 I'm sorry. 01:10:35.310 --> 01:10:36.160 I mean, that was the 01:10:37.000 --> 01:10:38.260 tits and ass thing 01:10:38.520 --> 01:10:40.220 that I guess every 80s movie 01:10:40.480 --> 01:10:41.120 had to have 01:10:42.000 --> 01:10:42.560 with an R rating, 01:10:43.380 --> 01:10:44.160 but it was 01:10:45.410 --> 01:10:46.540 just to showcase more 01:10:46.920 --> 01:10:48.480 of how much of an ass 01:10:48.940 --> 01:10:49.320 Tom was. 01:10:49.510 --> 01:10:51.360 If I was those dudes next to him, 01:10:51.400 --> 01:10:53.160 I would have fucking thrown his ass out 01:10:53.180 --> 01:10:53.900 much earlier. 01:10:54.920 --> 01:10:56.940 Just not your friend. He's not your friend. 01:10:57.120 --> 01:10:58.740 And Bill 01:10:58.960 --> 01:11:00.300 Lord is nothing from the situation. 01:11:00.980 --> 01:11:02.360 There's still buds at the end. 01:11:02.860 --> 01:11:05.080 Like, no, I could possibly fucking get sued 01:11:05.320 --> 01:11:06.680 by the guy that 01:11:07.260 --> 01:11:08.520 makes porno for 01:11:09.320 --> 01:11:10.400 Burt Reynolds and Boogie Nights. 01:11:10.880 --> 01:11:12.740 You know, this could be a major lawsuit. 01:11:12.980 --> 01:11:14.600 I could possibly go to jail for this. 01:11:14.740 --> 01:11:16.660 But you know what? Tom's got some 01:11:16.860 --> 01:11:17.880 PBR in his fridge. 01:11:18.880 --> 01:11:20.700 Let's go party some more and just 01:11:20.810 --> 01:11:22.460 forget about growing up responsibilities 01:11:22.480 --> 01:11:26.940 and, you know, hitting on divorcees by the pool. 01:11:30.000 --> 01:11:31.080 Oh, my gosh. 01:11:31.580 --> 01:11:33.220 That's one redeeming feature. 01:11:33.640 --> 01:11:35.140 He's attached to his football helmet. 01:11:35.680 --> 01:11:36.660 Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah. 01:11:37.520 --> 01:11:42.140 One redeeming thing I'll say about this film is he doesn't win anything, Bill. 01:11:42.290 --> 01:11:45.700 He doesn't get the hot divorcees on the poolside. 01:11:46.200 --> 01:11:47.320 He doesn't really get Anita. 01:11:48.100 --> 01:11:49.460 You know, he does. 01:11:49.840 --> 01:11:55.160 But even then, when they get to the party, she's just as dumb and hapless as the rest of them. 01:11:55.540 --> 01:11:59.020 She's like, oh, these morons just knocked down the drywall and, you know, 01:11:59.560 --> 01:12:02.800 ruin these fucking squares evening, playing fucking Scrabble or some shit. 01:12:03.340 --> 01:12:06.740 You know, let's dance and party in their apartment next door. 01:12:07.360 --> 01:12:11.180 Like, no, there's a lot wrong with this situation, and you guys should recognize that. 01:12:11.280 --> 01:12:17.100 And, you know, again, hero of the day is Jim, you know. 01:12:17.820 --> 01:12:18.980 go wide downly 01:12:19.780 --> 01:12:21.540 hold it down for me in this film 01:12:21.960 --> 01:12:23.380 just fucking smoking and 01:12:24.020 --> 01:12:25.120 doing nunchucks and 01:12:25.820 --> 01:12:27.720 carrying a jam box I'm jealous 01:12:27.960 --> 01:12:28.780 of to this day 01:12:29.600 --> 01:12:31.280 it looks like a very good jam box 01:12:31.980 --> 01:12:33.700 can I slide something in here 01:12:33.760 --> 01:12:34.960 real quick? go ahead 01:12:35.580 --> 01:12:37.780 sorry but the girl 01:12:38.660 --> 01:12:39.580 that Jim was 01:12:39.740 --> 01:12:41.580 attracted to her boyfriend 01:12:42.540 --> 01:12:43.960 is Dick Rude 01:12:44.440 --> 01:12:45.940 who was in Repo Man 01:12:46.260 --> 01:12:47.740 and encouraged people to 01:12:47.940 --> 01:12:55.360 do crimes and eat sushi and not pay okay i've been trying to place that boy 01:12:56.140 --> 01:12:59.080 the past two times instead of actually going to imdb i'm like 01:12:59.620 --> 01:13:06.040 now i was doing the whole way in the before times without internet or cell phones like it'll come 01:13:06.040 --> 01:13:11.940 to me it'll come to me holy shit sorry no no no no no and there's one other thing that 01:13:12.180 --> 01:13:13.900 He's bugging me about this. 01:13:14.580 --> 01:13:17.080 It's a really minute little detail. 01:13:18.040 --> 01:13:18.300 Okay. 01:13:19.220 --> 01:13:21.420 Bill works at a bowling alley. 01:13:22.100 --> 01:13:23.320 What was he getting paid? 01:13:23.460 --> 01:13:25.920 Because I remember when he was sitting in the rental office. 01:13:26.640 --> 01:13:28.920 Well, I put down the 940 already. 01:13:30.860 --> 01:13:33.100 How much are you making at the bowling alley? 01:13:33.680 --> 01:13:36.220 Honey, he saved up all summer to get that apartment. 01:13:36.780 --> 01:13:37.440 He said that. 01:13:38.300 --> 01:13:39.540 Well, I know he did. 01:13:40.340 --> 01:13:41.800 He was looking for $5 an hour. 01:13:43.020 --> 01:13:43.800 it's bad 01:13:44.220 --> 01:13:46.200 Jesus this is probably back in the day where it was like 01:13:46.380 --> 01:13:46.920 335 01:13:47.810 --> 01:13:49.680 well if you worked at the bowling alley my buddy worked at 01:13:50.080 --> 01:13:52.060 you sold weed to the porters in the back 01:13:52.180 --> 01:13:53.660 and you know that's how you made a little bit of money 01:13:53.990 --> 01:13:55.080 right there your extra money 01:13:56.020 --> 01:13:57.980 Rob that's fair that's completely fair 01:13:58.620 --> 01:13:59.780 but I think 01:14:00.000 --> 01:14:01.440 that Jim is a very 01:14:01.800 --> 01:14:04.040 the only redeemable character in this entire film 01:14:04.360 --> 01:14:05.860 because he realizes 01:14:06.440 --> 01:14:07.880 you know what he was doing was bullshit 01:14:08.480 --> 01:14:10.240 and you could tell that he kind of 01:14:10.940 --> 01:14:12.760 turned it around a little bit for himself. 01:14:13.980 --> 01:14:14.860 So I'll 01:14:14.930 --> 01:14:16.280 commend the Jim character. 01:14:16.820 --> 01:14:18.420 And I'll 01:14:18.790 --> 01:14:20.860 do it. I'm trying to look for redeemable qualities 01:14:21.060 --> 01:14:22.820 in these characters. He's the only one that's 01:14:22.960 --> 01:14:23.980 stretching towards it, okay? 01:14:25.520 --> 01:14:26.160 No, because 01:14:26.480 --> 01:14:27.720 he's just like, 01:14:28.160 --> 01:14:29.940 oh, is there a party going on in my apartment? 01:14:30.450 --> 01:14:31.600 I don't know where Tom is. 01:14:32.000 --> 01:14:33.740 We should go somewhere and fuck. 01:14:34.860 --> 01:14:35.780 Let's find an 01:14:36.080 --> 01:14:37.760 empty room where we can fuck. 01:14:38.240 --> 01:14:39.000 No, that's Bill. 01:14:40.020 --> 01:14:41.880 Oh, you're talking about Jim, 01:14:42.340 --> 01:14:43.960 who suddenly gets straight because 01:14:44.110 --> 01:14:46.060 he saw Randy Quaid tying one 01:14:46.240 --> 01:14:48.240 off. Yeah, but he has 01:14:49.880 --> 01:14:51.880 a morality moment there. 01:14:52.100 --> 01:14:54.120 To say, hey, maybe I should live my life 01:14:54.190 --> 01:14:56.160 like this. Nobody else has this 01:14:56.420 --> 01:14:56.580 movie. 01:14:57.840 --> 01:15:00.340 It should have been showcased 01:15:00.520 --> 01:15:02.160 a little bit better instead 01:15:02.190 --> 01:15:04.480 of him, instead of wearing army fatigues 01:15:04.540 --> 01:15:06.460 instead of wearing a flannel shirt and a pair of jeans. 01:15:07.320 --> 01:15:08.400 You know, it's like, I know 01:15:08.400 --> 01:15:10.260 like I said, we don't need the shit spoon fed 01:15:10.520 --> 01:15:11.220 to us, but 01:15:11.740 --> 01:15:14.460 you almost kind of need at least 01:15:14.600 --> 01:15:16.240 a little bit of redemption there. 01:15:17.440 --> 01:15:17.880 And it's 01:15:18.580 --> 01:15:20.360 it's, you know, like I said, 01:15:20.420 --> 01:15:22.080 we're intelligent, logical people. 01:15:22.430 --> 01:15:24.460 So we understood the job. 01:15:25.200 --> 01:15:26.160 But I think 01:15:26.640 --> 01:15:28.140 it should have been 01:15:28.570 --> 01:15:29.980 even just a little bit 01:15:30.440 --> 01:15:32.400 showcased like him taking the Vietnam 01:15:32.870 --> 01:15:34.440 poster off of his wall 01:15:35.080 --> 01:15:36.360 and, you know, 01:15:36.400 --> 01:15:38.440 maybe just sitting with his head in his hands 01:15:38.620 --> 01:15:40.460 for a minute. Honey, this isn't 01:15:40.480 --> 01:15:42.500 American History X. This is the wildlife, okay? 01:15:42.880 --> 01:15:43.600 I'll take what I can get. 01:15:44.120 --> 01:15:45.020 I don't know. 01:15:46.580 --> 01:15:48.440 I'm just saying that, and I do agree 01:15:48.510 --> 01:15:50.020 that he is about the only 01:15:50.580 --> 01:15:52.260 somewhat redeemable character, 01:15:52.600 --> 01:15:54.320 but I just don't 01:15:54.520 --> 01:15:56.480 think it was done 01:15:56.700 --> 01:15:58.460 properly. I agree. 01:15:58.960 --> 01:16:00.340 His redemption arc was 01:16:00.400 --> 01:16:02.460 on an arc. It was a straight 01:16:02.820 --> 01:16:04.460 line, and that bothers 01:16:04.820 --> 01:16:05.880 me ever so much. 01:16:06.900 --> 01:16:06.960 well 01:16:09.440 --> 01:16:11.240 if you've seen Randy Quaid banging 01:16:11.380 --> 01:16:12.580 another homeless guy you know 01:16:13.160 --> 01:16:15.220 under a boardwalk or something it might make him go a little 01:16:15.400 --> 01:16:16.380 faster then like hey 01:16:17.250 --> 01:16:18.720 shouldn't live a lot this way you know 01:16:19.240 --> 01:16:21.200 but I will say one redeemable quality 01:16:21.200 --> 01:16:22.520 about this film one more 01:16:23.080 --> 01:16:25.200 is that Chris Penn was not too 01:16:25.360 --> 01:16:27.160 attractive a few years later 01:16:27.230 --> 01:16:28.580 after this movie so there's that 01:16:28.830 --> 01:16:30.940 you know that 90s Chris Penn 01:16:31.090 --> 01:16:31.380 was uh 01:16:32.820 --> 01:16:34.480 got a little thicker so there's that 01:16:35.520 --> 01:16:35.940 yeah 01:16:36.420 --> 01:16:37.500 It's like when I tell people 01:16:38.300 --> 01:16:40.000 That Mickey Rourke needs to be attractive men 01:16:40.560 --> 01:16:41.480 And they don't believe me 01:16:41.500 --> 01:16:43.620 I was like well here's this film, this film, and this film 01:16:44.000 --> 01:16:44.760 You know tell me otherwise 01:16:46.920 --> 01:16:48.280 You know what though 01:16:48.380 --> 01:16:50.680 If Jim had just stopped in front of the high school 01:16:51.080 --> 01:16:51.480 And just yelled 01:16:52.380 --> 01:16:53.340 Shitter's full 01:16:53.740 --> 01:16:55.040 Then we would have understood 01:16:56.100 --> 01:16:57.420 Where he was from 01:16:58.260 --> 01:16:59.680 Through his redemption arc 01:17:00.540 --> 01:17:02.160 But it just didn't 01:17:02.720 --> 01:17:03.560 Work for me 01:17:03.580 --> 01:17:05.920 I was just like oh what 01:17:05.940 --> 01:17:10.080 You saw a dude doing drugs, and now you're just like, oh, fuck, I don't want to be that. 01:17:10.780 --> 01:17:15.420 No, dude, I need a little, I need more substance than that. 01:17:16.180 --> 01:17:19.840 I need more substance for a lot of this film. 01:17:21.200 --> 01:17:26.060 Well, in this film, the shitter is full, because there's a bunch of shit people, so he's got that going for it, you know. 01:17:26.500 --> 01:17:27.400 What can this happen? 01:17:28.100 --> 01:17:28.900 That's fair. 01:17:32.100 --> 01:17:32.840 Oh, my gosh. 01:17:33.340 --> 01:17:35.620 Suzanne, any final things you want to say about the wildlife? 01:17:35.680 --> 01:17:47.200 it's a very badly put together film with highly unlikable characters completely and totally 01:17:48.520 --> 01:17:55.760 in stupid situations that will would never happen there is no even going back to my 01:17:56.060 --> 01:18:02.900 years in the 80s any situation that could even possibly be realistic it was just 01:18:05.040 --> 01:18:06.580 I don't want to say fluff 01:18:06.800 --> 01:18:08.560 because I'd be giving fluff a bad name 01:18:08.780 --> 01:18:09.960 because everybody needs a little fluff. 01:18:10.720 --> 01:18:12.640 No, this was just bad. 01:18:16.560 --> 01:18:17.520 Except for Lee Ving. 01:18:18.060 --> 01:18:18.640 I'll take Lee. 01:18:20.680 --> 01:18:23.100 I'll take Lee Ving and Ron Wood 01:18:23.320 --> 01:18:25.340 dragging a cold turkey into the fridge. 01:18:25.440 --> 01:18:26.320 That was pretty great. 01:18:28.240 --> 01:18:29.880 Was that a turkey or a ham? 01:18:30.500 --> 01:18:31.800 It looked like a turkey. 01:18:32.440 --> 01:18:34.280 I could be wrong. 01:18:34.680 --> 01:18:36.400 I'm willing to be wrong. I don't give a shit. 01:18:37.060 --> 01:18:38.820 I was just like, fuck, is that Ron Wood? 01:18:38.910 --> 01:18:40.820 And I was like, oh, that's totally Ron Wood. 01:18:44.320 --> 01:18:47.000 I will give this movie half a star 01:18:47.090 --> 01:18:48.960 just because of Hart Brockner's 01:18:49.340 --> 01:18:50.460 amazing facial hair. 01:18:52.020 --> 01:18:52.460 Excuse me. 01:18:52.990 --> 01:18:54.660 But Brub had the 01:18:54.730 --> 01:18:56.240 Harry Reams mustache going 01:18:56.960 --> 01:18:58.740 and that was pretty great. 01:18:59.340 --> 01:19:01.140 He's the best part of this movie. 01:19:01.460 --> 01:19:04.320 everybody else can suck a fuck. 01:19:04.840 --> 01:19:06.560 I hate this goddamn movie. 01:19:07.240 --> 01:19:09.100 Yeah, fucking half a star. 01:19:10.380 --> 01:19:11.880 I'm with you on the half a star. 01:19:12.740 --> 01:19:14.200 And that's even for me, like I said, 01:19:14.800 --> 01:19:17.400 leaving is the reason it has half a star, 01:19:17.460 --> 01:19:19.620 and a lot of that is because he called Eric Stoltz a pussy. 01:19:20.780 --> 01:19:21.420 And that's fair. 01:19:21.640 --> 01:19:24.240 And leaving is one of the reasons that Clue is a great movie. 01:19:25.260 --> 01:19:26.200 Oh, yeah, Mr. Body. 01:19:27.200 --> 01:19:27.640 Fuck, yeah. 01:19:28.020 --> 01:19:30.840 But also leaving, I mean, fuck, you know. 01:19:32.380 --> 01:19:34.320 fucking let's have a war 01:19:34.670 --> 01:19:35.760 fucking fear leaving 01:19:36.560 --> 01:19:38.160 we know who he is outside 01:19:38.620 --> 01:19:40.060 of movies 01:19:40.620 --> 01:19:42.140 which is why we're so impressed 01:19:42.880 --> 01:19:44.060 but fuck yeah 01:19:44.719 --> 01:19:45.980 he was great 01:19:46.480 --> 01:19:48.060 and Hart Buckner's 01:19:48.170 --> 01:19:49.900 upper lip was great and 01:19:50.180 --> 01:19:51.900 nothing else in this movie was 01:19:53.780 --> 01:19:56.080 more positive things to say about 01:19:56.550 --> 01:19:57.160 the wildlife 01:19:58.340 --> 01:20:00.040 I get like a one and a half for me 01:20:00.320 --> 01:20:04.800 You know, half a star for Kitten Navidad dancing to the girl can't help it. 01:20:05.240 --> 01:20:06.960 She gets half a star. 01:20:07.840 --> 01:20:13.040 Even with Michael Smith's lackluster, half-hearted redemption gets a half a star. 01:20:13.680 --> 01:20:22.500 And the fact that the soundtrack contains classic rock along with Prince and Bananarama gets a half a star. 01:20:23.040 --> 01:20:26.600 So that's one of the half stars for the wildlife for me. 01:20:27.100 --> 01:20:36.880 Again, a lot of unlikable people, like you guys said, it's hard for you to debate that because at the end of the day, nobody is redeemable in this movie. 01:20:37.480 --> 01:20:38.440 They're just not. 01:20:38.740 --> 01:20:44.120 So you're like, yeah, this is the age when I saw, but there's better stuff out there, you know. 01:20:44.640 --> 01:20:46.560 And yet they still get redeemed. 01:20:47.040 --> 01:20:48.800 And I'm angry about that. 01:20:49.940 --> 01:20:54.480 I'm angry about how Tom and Eileen ended up like, are we okay? 01:20:55.100 --> 01:20:55.280 Cool. 01:20:55.400 --> 01:20:58.860 I'm going to pick you up and put you in my car. 01:20:59.520 --> 01:21:01.520 And Tom and what's-her-face, just like, 01:21:01.980 --> 01:21:03.660 I'm going to find another place to live. 01:21:03.860 --> 01:21:04.460 It's cool. 01:21:04.840 --> 01:21:06.280 Hey, everything's fine. 01:21:06.300 --> 01:21:09.700 It doesn't matter that we trashed. 01:21:11.040 --> 01:21:12.920 Two apartments and part of a, 01:21:13.400 --> 01:21:15.360 Aiden had to have a pool probably cleaned out, 01:21:16.060 --> 01:21:17.340 along with hallways and everything. 01:21:17.460 --> 01:21:19.700 And sure, nothing's ever going to come of that. 01:21:20.320 --> 01:21:21.480 They're not going to get sued. 01:21:22.240 --> 01:21:22.600 No. 01:21:22.840 --> 01:21:24.820 Well, dude said they were going to have a lawsuit, 01:21:25.300 --> 01:21:30.720 But there goes Eric Stolls off to fucking Daniel LaRusso's goddamn motel house. 01:21:31.540 --> 01:21:32.320 Just no. 01:21:33.720 --> 01:21:34.080 Stupid. 01:21:35.080 --> 01:21:35.640 Oh, my God. 01:21:35.800 --> 01:21:36.680 There's no consequences. 01:21:38.460 --> 01:21:38.820 Oh, my God. 01:21:39.040 --> 01:21:39.380 That's it. 01:21:39.860 --> 01:21:40.420 That is it. 01:21:40.640 --> 01:21:46.200 There's no consequence to the horrible things that all these assholes did. 01:21:46.660 --> 01:21:52.320 Also, they're all like fucking 25, 30, pretending to be in high school. 01:21:53.080 --> 01:21:54.640 Kiss my fucking ass. 01:21:55.680 --> 01:21:57.460 I think Elon was the only one 01:21:57.680 --> 01:21:59.260 that might have been a teenager 01:22:00.780 --> 01:22:01.820 at that time 01:22:01.830 --> 01:22:03.140 I think he was 01:22:03.660 --> 01:22:04.540 I could be wrong 01:22:04.670 --> 01:22:05.880 but everybody else was 01:22:05.990 --> 01:22:06.540 yeah you're right 01:22:06.570 --> 01:22:08.440 in their 20s, 30s 01:22:09.120 --> 01:22:10.400 and I love Jenny Smith 01:22:10.680 --> 01:22:12.300 but she did not look like 01:22:12.300 --> 01:22:13.940 she was 17, 18 years old 01:22:14.500 --> 01:22:15.940 yeah, that's true 01:22:17.980 --> 01:22:19.680 but yeah that's that 01:22:19.850 --> 01:22:20.780 and we'll be right back 01:22:20.780 --> 01:22:22.040 to close out the show 01:22:28.160 --> 01:22:34.180 this is a test of the emergency podcasting system listen to the Psychosemantic podcast 01:22:35.410 --> 01:22:43.620 politics movies and political movies find us on facebook itunes stitcher legionpodcasts.com 01:22:44.230 --> 01:22:45.860 the Psychosemantic podcast 01:22:49.160 --> 01:22:50.380 alright folks that's the end of this one 01:22:51.360 --> 01:22:52.280 not sure 01:22:52.920 --> 01:22:54.360 what we're going to be doing next because 01:22:54.840 --> 01:22:56.740 Suzanne has to have surgery unfortunately 01:22:57.660 --> 01:22:59.300 and Cootie's birthday is coming up 01:22:59.300 --> 01:23:01.040 so you might get to the next thing 01:23:01.140 --> 01:23:02.320 that I'm going to mention right now 01:23:02.900 --> 01:23:04.680 which will be another 80's 01:23:05.660 --> 01:23:06.640 romp of a show 01:23:07.280 --> 01:23:08.120 but dealing with 01:23:09.260 --> 01:23:11.020 addictions and the white folks 01:23:11.020 --> 01:23:12.421 that come along with it 01:23:13.840 --> 01:23:19.140 living straight into the Brat Pack lifestyle. 01:23:19.960 --> 01:23:21.460 We're going to do St. Elmo's Fire 01:23:21.900 --> 01:23:22.920 because I've never seen it. 01:23:23.360 --> 01:23:25.440 And alcoholic white folks 01:23:25.940 --> 01:23:26.980 playing a saxophone. 01:23:27.600 --> 01:23:28.480 No, no, no, no, no, no. 01:23:28.480 --> 01:23:28.720 Back up. 01:23:28.960 --> 01:23:31.240 You've never seen St. Elmo's Fire? 01:23:31.460 --> 01:23:32.540 We had this conversation. 01:23:32.580 --> 01:23:33.680 That's what I said. 01:23:34.280 --> 01:23:36.000 Gary and I had this not to. 01:23:36.540 --> 01:23:37.160 Yes, we did. 01:23:37.570 --> 01:23:38.120 Oh, my. 01:23:38.620 --> 01:23:38.820 Okay. 01:23:39.420 --> 01:23:39.920 Okay, cool. 01:23:40.270 --> 01:23:40.420 Yay. 01:23:41.160 --> 01:23:47.560 I've watched the music video, and I fully believe a fucking Frank Stallone-looking motherfucker 01:23:48.100 --> 01:23:50.180 could not even get a comatose Demi Moore. 01:23:50.320 --> 01:23:52.320 But, you know, it happens in that video. 01:23:53.340 --> 01:23:55.020 All games of their own ways. 01:23:55.820 --> 01:23:58.880 And St. Elmo's Fire burning in me as well. 01:24:00.720 --> 01:24:02.060 Like a bad case of VD. 01:24:03.760 --> 01:24:04.840 Oh, God. 01:24:05.820 --> 01:24:07.800 St. Elmo's Comedia. 01:24:08.860 --> 01:24:14.320 Or possible herpes, you know, in one scene. 01:24:15.080 --> 01:24:16.840 We're talking about the cocaine-induced 01:24:17.620 --> 01:24:19.180 white folks with problems movie, 01:24:20.220 --> 01:24:21.120 Less Than Zero, 01:24:21.780 --> 01:24:24.140 a film in which James Spader 01:24:24.300 --> 01:24:25.620 literally gets blown by Robert Downey Jr. 01:24:26.020 --> 01:24:27.300 So there's that, you know. 01:24:27.800 --> 01:24:28.640 Oh, no, he didn't. 01:24:30.000 --> 01:24:31.860 No, James Spader was 10th. 01:24:32.160 --> 01:24:33.280 Just getting in there. 01:24:33.840 --> 01:24:35.340 Well, that's what we're doing next, probably. 01:24:36.020 --> 01:24:37.080 Unless something comes in between. 01:24:37.520 --> 01:24:38.700 Punks on dope 01:24:39.980 --> 01:24:42.500 Mom and dad live in Hollywood 01:24:45.960 --> 01:24:47.680 Less than zero 01:24:48.060 --> 01:24:49.060 Insane Elmo's player 01:24:49.840 --> 01:24:51.000 On your probably next 01:24:51.000 --> 01:24:51.720 In the Beat Podcast 01:24:52.740 --> 01:24:53.740 That's the lineup 01:24:54.300 --> 01:24:55.060 That's what we're doing 01:24:56.500 --> 01:24:57.480 All the good endings 01:24:58.120 --> 01:24:59.380 Go head over to the Patreon 01:25:00.000 --> 01:25:00.420 For Legion 01:25:01.080 --> 01:25:03.300 Get some good stuff there 01:25:03.540 --> 01:25:04.701 For two bucks a month 01:25:05.180 --> 01:25:06.260 early releases from 01:25:06.420 --> 01:25:07.640 Cort PsyOps, including 01:25:08.360 --> 01:25:10.560 his pirate radio edits of his show, 01:25:10.940 --> 01:25:12.440 which includes the real music he intended 01:25:12.470 --> 01:25:14.060 to put on the show, and 01:25:14.700 --> 01:25:16.400 early releases, video 01:25:16.880 --> 01:25:18.840 versions of Two Treatment of Commentaries, 01:25:18.980 --> 01:25:20.800 old ones, and the new ones 01:25:20.980 --> 01:25:22.320 are going to be coming, I promise, 01:25:22.800 --> 01:25:24.460 with video on the Patreon. 01:25:26.180 --> 01:25:26.400 Yeah. 01:25:27.220 --> 01:25:28.900 Other stuff. Last Call of Torchies. 01:25:29.440 --> 01:25:30.860 Next week we're scheduled to do a show. 01:25:34.240 --> 01:25:34.680 Supernova 01:25:34.680 --> 01:25:37.260 which I remember being just fucking deplorable 01:25:38.160 --> 01:25:38.400 and uh 01:25:39.180 --> 01:25:40.120 to go with the Patreon 01:25:41.340 --> 01:25:43.080 the Patreon episode we're doing 01:25:43.110 --> 01:25:44.980 Event Horizon so we're redeeming 01:25:45.180 --> 01:25:46.780 Supernova with a good movie 01:25:47.380 --> 01:25:48.840 so there's that 01:25:49.360 --> 01:25:49.680 you know 01:25:50.560 --> 01:25:53.080 Gary can I talk about my shit 01:25:53.530 --> 01:25:53.960 real quick? 01:25:54.390 --> 01:25:55.280 yes you can sir 01:25:55.740 --> 01:25:58.600 I mean I don't want to be an interrupter 01:25:59.000 --> 01:26:00.760 no no this is your shit too brother 01:26:00.760 --> 01:26:01.320 go for it 01:26:02.700 --> 01:26:04.660 Kiss the Goat has its own 01:26:04.680 --> 01:26:07.500 and we are coming back in July 01:26:08.460 --> 01:26:08.900 with 01:26:09.760 --> 01:26:11.640 whatever the fuck season 01:26:12.260 --> 01:26:14.240 you know we always play in Kiss the Goat 01:26:14.240 --> 01:26:15.940 like a radio feeder 01:26:16.540 --> 01:26:17.160 sort of thing 01:26:17.920 --> 01:26:19.220 but we are 01:26:19.960 --> 01:26:20.480 we are 01:26:21.740 --> 01:26:22.820 trucking across the USA 01:26:23.280 --> 01:26:24.020 in the next season 01:26:24.520 --> 01:26:27.220 and the first season should drop 01:26:27.400 --> 01:26:27.880 in July 01:26:28.619 --> 01:26:30.700 and I can't remember 01:26:31.280 --> 01:26:32.200 where we're going 01:26:32.320 --> 01:26:34.420 Oh, we're going to Louisiana. 01:26:36.140 --> 01:26:37.200 So, anyway, yeah. 01:26:37.640 --> 01:26:41.200 Find us on Patreon, and please subscribe to get the newest shit, 01:26:41.420 --> 01:26:44.140 because we're going to have a whole lot of fun. 01:26:45.340 --> 01:26:49.340 They'll go dancing across the USA. 01:26:54.060 --> 01:26:55.400 Do the whole song for you guys. 01:26:55.480 --> 01:26:56.220 I don't care. 01:26:56.500 --> 01:26:56.840 You know. 01:26:57.460 --> 01:26:58.160 Oh, my gosh. 01:26:58.580 --> 01:27:00.680 But, yeah, just to go to Patreon. 01:27:01.100 --> 01:27:01.780 Go look for that. 01:27:01.960 --> 01:27:04.360 He has all his old episodes on there, too. 01:27:05.640 --> 01:27:09.300 And I'm glad HBK found his smile again, as I'll say about that. 01:27:09.800 --> 01:27:10.360 God damn it. 01:27:10.520 --> 01:27:12.140 Don't fucking bring that asshole up. 01:27:13.160 --> 01:27:14.920 But you actually know what that means, okay? 01:27:15.260 --> 01:27:15.560 You know? 01:27:19.200 --> 01:27:19.620 But, yeah. 01:27:20.220 --> 01:27:21.700 This has been a Cinema Beef Podcast. 01:27:22.620 --> 01:27:24.780 Where if you've got beef, we've got the grinder. 01:27:25.420 --> 01:27:26.460 We'll see you all next time. 01:27:26.860 --> 01:27:28.220 Don't forget to tip your bartenders. 01:27:28.290 --> 01:27:29.140 They put up with your shit. 01:27:58.280 --> 01:27:59.140 it.