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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Beard with the Stick. Let's me I'm Kevin.

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Speaker 2: Smith and I'm Harley Quinn Smith.

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Speaker 1: It has been a minute.

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Speaker 2: It has been a red harf minute.

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Speaker 1: Now. For the rest of the world, they're like, yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: it's been like two weeks, but for us, it's been

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Speaker 1: almost two months since we sat down to record. We

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Speaker 1: banked a bunch of shows because I was going off

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Speaker 1: on the Dogmenteur. Then after the Dogmenteur we came home

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Speaker 1: for a red hot minute or in the midst of it,

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Speaker 1: it was more toward the end of it, and then

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Speaker 1: went to can for five days.

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Speaker 2: Then I went to Spain.

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Speaker 1: Harley went to Spain. Then she came back and Danel

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Speaker 1: was like, I heart didn't want your show anymore. I

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Speaker 1: was like, wait what, But more about that later on.

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Speaker 1: So lots to catch.

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Speaker 2: Up on, so much to cover.

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Speaker 1: I am as we speak on tour with Jay for

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Speaker 1: the Oral Sex Tour Part two?

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Speaker 2: Are you gonna spell it?

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Speaker 1: A U R A L S C C T. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to Oklahoma City and then I'm going to all

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Speaker 1: the hot spots. Saint Paul, Minnesota. Uh, let's see where

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Speaker 1: else am I going? After Saint Paul Minnesota?

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Speaker 2: Then I can Champagne.

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Speaker 1: Sure, well that's later on. Don't don't fucking sorry, don't bury.

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Speaker 1: After there's Oklahoma, then there's same. Then there's two stops

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Speaker 1: in Iowa, Des Moines and Iowa City, Iowa City first,

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Speaker 1: then Des Moines, So Oklahoma City, Saint Paul, Minnesota, Iowa City,

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Speaker 1: Des Moines, Iowa, Madison, Wisconsin. Okay, get ready cats James

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Speaker 1: On abob coming, and then Lawrence, Kansas. And there's another

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Speaker 1: one in there that I'm forgetting escape me. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: I'm out on the road until like the twenty seventh

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Speaker 1: and stuff. He's gone gone, So I'm already I was

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Speaker 1: home for a second. Now back out into the world.

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Speaker 2: But let's rewind so much to debris.

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Speaker 1: It really is. And this is require a stiff drink.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, cracker open liquid death. It's been a it's been

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Speaker 2: a busy summer. You could say.

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Speaker 1: Hasn't even started yet.

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Speaker 2: I actually, yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 1: That's your birthday, Harley's birthdays coming up.

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Speaker 2: It's my golden birthday, twenty six on the twenties, all right.

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Speaker 1: So we went to can That was absolutely lovely. I

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Speaker 1: had not been there, you know, in nineteen years. Last

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Speaker 1: time we went was with Clerks too. I hadn't been

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Speaker 1: there with Dogma in twenty six years, so we got

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Speaker 1: to go back. We walked the red carpet, we got

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Speaker 1: to hang out in the closet with the kid Burne,

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Speaker 1: Austin came, we went to the screening. It was like wonderful.

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Speaker 1: Actually sat and watched the entire movie with the audience

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Speaker 1: and stuff got inspired, like it was great. The whole

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Speaker 1: trip was fucking great. The tour was great as well.

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Speaker 1: Got to see people, two shows a night, sold out.

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Speaker 1: Just it was absolutely lovely. But when we were done

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Speaker 1: with can me and Jen took off, Like after the screening.

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Speaker 1: We were there for two more days. But the idea was,

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Speaker 1: to Europe.

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Speaker 2: That's not accurate at all.

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Speaker 1: What was it.

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Speaker 2: I've been many places in Europe.

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Speaker 1: He'd be you'd never been to.

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Speaker 2: Spain, and I had left I had not left the

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Speaker 2: country besides Canada in the past ten years in a

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Speaker 1: These kids went with us. But then you know, the

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Speaker 1: Me and Jen flew home. Now is when you tell

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Speaker 1: everybody all about Spain, or you can start with like

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Speaker 2: Rewind a little bit to ken Can was absolutely beautiful

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Speaker 2: and delayful, not so suitable for vegans. But besides that,

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Speaker 2: no complaints, not about g Would you like to speak

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Speaker 2: about the old burger?

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Speaker 1: We went into a fucking restaurant, man, and this is

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Speaker 1: one day I'm going to learn to like start looking

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Speaker 1: at prices before I pay. Granted, we were in France,

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Speaker 2: We're just looking for anything that you'd also.

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Speaker 1: Anything, and we saw like a vegan burger and we

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Speaker 2: My dad does not like oat being any.

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Speaker 2: This was also you could see the oats.

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Speaker 1: It was like an oat meal burger.

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Speaker 1: A puck, but it wasn't a hard puck where it's

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Speaker 2: Very much, very much. Also many a mushroom in there,

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Speaker 1: So I, you know, like, I'll have the dinner rolls

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Speaker 1: and some French fries. But the fucking oh burger was

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Speaker 1: how much? Sixty? We didn't know, no idea sixty.

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Speaker 2: He also we both ordered an oatburger, and I ate

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Speaker 2: gotta eat. How he didn't want to be seen as

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Speaker 2: making it look like I did not eat my oatburger.

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Speaker 2: Because he couldn't take that.

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Speaker 1: I was like, you know, the standard American all right, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Appreciate an old burger. Sure we can't give credit where

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Speaker 1: Which yeah, I mean, it's right there, but they were

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Speaker 2: And that's true. Also while we were there in Austin

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Speaker 1: That we were in France and we went to New York.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, he might as well date your mother

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Speaker 2: We don't want what we're not looking for us cargo.

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Speaker 2: We're not looking for beef tartar.

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Speaker 1: But it wasn't like they were like American and borl

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Speaker 1: Had a big menu, diverse, lot of French food and shit.

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Speaker 1: But the old fucking standard, the standby is pizza, European pizza.

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Speaker 1: Mayn't go anywhere and get some pizza and ship vegan.

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Speaker 2: I was really fine with her choice.

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Speaker 1: Especially because they did have a meatless but it was

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Speaker 1: it called meat Reimagined. I think it was a very

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Speaker 1: I was on a twelve hour plane ride home. Oh god,

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Speaker 2: God. The poor fellow flamegoers. It's already like that on

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Speaker 1: I was like, that was a real meatless, that was

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Speaker 1: a beyond burger, perhaps more, perhaps somebody is now used

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Speaker 2: Reimagined, gas reimagine.

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Speaker 1: Truly the whole fucking trip home. Man. Wow, but I

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Speaker 2: Into that, right, Thank god, you were in first class.

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Speaker 1: Truly and fucked those two little snots like New York,

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Speaker 2: No, we're just looking for a fucking meal, little kid.

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Speaker 1: But you're man at New York, New York chose unwisely

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Speaker 1: Just we just want to remind the audience. Uh well no, uh,

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Speaker 1: on in the episode, how I Heart fired.

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Speaker 2: Don't forget this is coming up, but you gotta wait.

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Speaker 1: We'll get there, but you gotta waita in Spain, all right, So.

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Speaker 2: No back in Canal. Still have some stuff to say

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Speaker 2: about can fair enough. It was a really wonderful experience

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Speaker 2: getting to see you get filled up with me. It

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Speaker 2: seeing like, yeah I can I can still do this.

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Speaker 2: it's for you or Austin, I'm not coming back.

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Speaker 1: There's no I didn't think I would ever be back

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Speaker 2: But then you went, You got filled up with hope

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Speaker 1: Oh that's very sweet. As soon as I got back

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Speaker 2: I've been there. It ain't the same.

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Speaker 1: It's it's a beach. It's the exact the same.

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Speaker 2: It was. I had never been to the south of France.

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Speaker 1: The whole time you were like, hey, everybody walking them

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Speaker 2: I got a podcast. I got a podcast on Heart radio.

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Speaker 1: We're never going to die. And people in the closet

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Speaker 1: Once again, kid's never been to Spain? Yes, what was

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Speaker 2: It's not scared but that. But that is to say,

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Speaker 1: You kept saying, the whole trip, I mean, that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Then we had access to a lounge. I don't know

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, this was the Delta.

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Speaker 1: One Lounge, Delta one lounge. We just took Delta one

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Speaker 2: We did not You and Mom did. Austin and I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Delta coach and Delta The trunk of Delta.

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Speaker 1: Coach Delta is one hundred. We were at Delta one.

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Speaker 1: You were Delta one hundred.

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Speaker 2: But the the lovely Delta one employee at.

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Speaker 1: LAX, Wow, it's so nice that you still remember that

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Speaker 2: It was so kind because you know, the person at JFK,

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Speaker 2: out of here. But the lovely woman, I wish I

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Speaker 2: It is on the arrivals level, not even the departures level,

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Speaker 2: check in desk. They offer you a pressed juice, they

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Speaker 2: offer you a coffee, They have a hot towel. Then

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Speaker 1: Yes, you put your bags, you know, your carry ons

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Speaker 1: go through. Well, they take everything. They take your big

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Speaker 1: this is it was the height of luxury the whole trip.

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Speaker 1: This kid is the airport lounge, which at the end

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Speaker 1: And the kid is like mclamor's play type anything, the

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Speaker 1: takes it like it's unbelievable. They've got a vegan snack?

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Speaker 2: You go up in this place, which again Austin and

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Speaker 2: I only got to go in because of this really kind.

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Speaker 1: Of remind when you were a kid, like instead of

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Speaker 1: I can know the difference between Chuck and Cheese and

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Speaker 2: I'm sure I did, but you did. But the germs

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Speaker 1: You did, but it was it was like you know,

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Speaker 1: like we didn't even have to take you all the

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Speaker 3: Today when you walk in, which also, okay, there's one

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Speaker 3: the Delta one Lounge, so nobody there was asking for

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Speaker 1: Hundred, you don't belong here with quality JFK. They did,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it did its job. But at the Delta

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Speaker 1: We're not even we haven't gotten Spain yet, You're still

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Speaker 2: Free food, free, alcohol, free, everything free, free, free, free, free.

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Speaker 2: It was.

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Speaker 1: It was glamorous, and they she wouldn't stop talking about.

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Speaker 1: Do we did tea?

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Speaker 2: It was the eluxury, It was the hide of luxury.

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Speaker 1: It got to feelin that in the ethnic who did moms?

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Speaker 1: He Oh, we did see somebody famous smart from Hacks.

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Speaker 1: She was flying to New York and then I saw

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Speaker 2: I had some crazy Next.

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Speaker 1: Time, I'm I'm just gonna buy a first class ticket

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Speaker 1: out any Delta one floor. I'm going over. We're gonna

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Speaker 2: I was so bummed, had no time to go in

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Speaker 1: Well we were like going, like, do we like go

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Speaker 2: Straight to the La Extill. Do one lounge. Baby.

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Speaker 1: You don't even have to get dressed up. You can

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Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you this, but that being said,

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Speaker 1: it was you know, it's twelve to thirteen hours to

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Speaker 1: like the flight, like I've closed my eyes and all

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Speaker 2: I see who's that? Sounds like there's a puppy right there.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like there's a dog outside somebody, somebody walking their dog.

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Speaker 2: Bertie a.

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Speaker 1: Pretty pretty Meanwhile, Lucky in the background like.

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Speaker 2: He's okay, okay home anyway. So moving past the Delta

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Speaker 2: one Lounge.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that you ever will path. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Remember Austin said it was the best meal that he's

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Should we should we have our wedding reception l

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Speaker 2: The problem I wonder if you can have a membership

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Speaker 1: I know, what do you belong to? Sam Vincente Bungalows. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: get rid of that, get Delta one Lounge pass. You're

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Speaker 2: There there, ma'am. What times You're like, Oh, I don't.

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Speaker 2: I'm just using.

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Speaker 1: Like, don't you live here in town? Yeah? But it's

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Speaker 1: I'm so delighted. I never thought we would be talking

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Speaker 1: And my man was just like dripping with detail right here,

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Speaker 1: going like the juice was pressed, the towns was went

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Speaker 1: and hot, and there was a sleep pod if you

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Speaker 2: Do you know think it's insane you can shower at

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's insane because I've flown quite a bit,

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Speaker 2: Well from a study, coach flyer wasn't I wasn't familiar.

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Speaker 1: Now you've got to, you know, fucking your aspiration should

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Speaker 2: All my money every year, we'll be spent until one lounge.

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00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 2: I'll have no car, I'll barely make my mortgage every month,

441
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 2: but I'll be at the Delta one loune.

442
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,920
Speaker 1: Not for nothing. But like while you're there, be like

443
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:34,119
Speaker 1: kind an application there all the time.

444
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 2: I honestly I witnessed I witnessed a nasty a nasty

445
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:44,639
Speaker 2: goer of the Nelta Delta Delta one lounge.

446
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 1: What do you mean somebody in the Delta one lound

447
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:50,159
Speaker 1: not an employee, no no, but somebody was traveler, a

448
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 1: fellow traveler.

449
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 2: A fellow travel Delta wanner.

450
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 1: They were no, no, another.

451
00:25:56,480 --> 00:26:00,399
Speaker 2: One another, a woner was nasty to some who was

452
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 2: working at this one. Oh no, no, no, I considered.

453
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 2: I considered saying.

454
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 1: Something getting up and carrying out.

455
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't say that was being a bitch to

456
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,439
Speaker 2: the waitress. Yes, he was maing a fucking bitch to

457
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 2: the waitress.

458
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 1: What what was the Let me let me be the

459
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 1: judge here, let me see how bitch is bitch? What'd

460
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 1: you do?

461
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 2: I mean? I can't fully remember the whole thing. It

462
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 2: was kind of in a daze because of the amazement

463
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 2: in my eyes at the Delta one lounge.

464
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:37,199
Speaker 1: But was the you can blink the answer? Was it

465
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 1: your mother?

466
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 2: No, my mother is a lovely person. Anyways, moving on? Um, No,

467
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 2: this was this was a Karen of the sorts just

468
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 2: complaining about Karen of the sky, some fucking Karen of

469
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 2: the sky, fucking bitching about at like six am.

470
00:26:57,119 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 1: With zero appreciation for the one that you have ohed.

471
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 2: I was like, lady, how could you have a single

472
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 2: complaint when you're in the Delta one lounge. You're being

473
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 2: a bitch.

474
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,120
Speaker 1: She's lost her way.

475
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 2: In the Delta one lounge and you're one, You're a

476
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 2: fucking wonner, and you really got something to say at

477
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 2: six am, she does all look bad. She was upset because,

478
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:23,679
Speaker 2: if I recall correctly, because the Mimosa slash champagne service

479
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,399
Speaker 2: started at seven, you could not get alcohol before the

480
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 2: time of seven am, and we got there at like

481
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 2: six thirty, and she was upset and she was.

482
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 1: Like, I have to board soon and I want booze now. Yeah,

483
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 1: I mean no, I mean all of that just sounds bad,

484
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,159
Speaker 1: especially when it's just like I, well, my mamose.

485
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 2: Piano, bitch. Anyways, So that was the Delta one Lounge.

486
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: We haven't even gotten the fucking.

487
00:27:54,320 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 2: Then can Can was lovely, an absolute spectacle, the city itself,

488
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 2: the South or the South of France as a whole gorgeous.

489
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 1: You. Harley and Austin naturally had their own hotel room

490
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: separate from me and Jen. But they had their own

491
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 1: hotel like they were separate from we.

492
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:19,919
Speaker 2: Were not staying at the Hotel Martinez. Mart is the

493
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 2: one where every famous person in town stat.

494
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,640
Speaker 1: That they were saying, yes, who was there besides sound Well,

495
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 1: I mean.

496
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 2: Who else matters?

497
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 1: I saw Dakota.

498
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 2: Fanning, I saw I believe you saw el Fanning.

499
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: I saw Elan Yes, she really just gone with I

500
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 1: saw a fan I.

501
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 2: Saw Carl Delvine. Do you know who that is?

502
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 1: Eyebrow actress she's got I mean we all do, but

503
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: she's got a very striking eyebrows.

504
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 2: I remember she's an actor. She's very as a girl's girl.

505
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 2: I believe, I don't know we're talking about the same person.

506
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 1: Really, I think was she in suicide squad?

507
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 2: Yes?

508
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 1: Then yes, all right, here's the thing, hear these fuckers

509
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: come back, ruh. I know we've talked about it. But

510
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: there is a lady with a big hat that walks

511
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:26,719
Speaker 1: down the hill at six in the morning talking on

512
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: her fucking headphone, and she must be talking to somebody

513
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 1: on the East coast, because that's the only other motherfuckers

514
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 1: would be awake enough to see this conversation. Always with

515
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: the hat pretty fucking big, like like the fucking like

516
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: this light, but bigger. Jesus Christ ridicularly you don't given

517
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: your mother knows you. There's the hat lady. So hat

518
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: woman rolling down either down fucking the street or up

519
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: the street, and again six in the morning.

520
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

521
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: So that I said to him, like, you're out of

522
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 1: your mind. No, that's oh ratchet, no way, I'm not

523
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: doing that. Like top of her fucking lungs. I get

524
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 1: up and I tiptoe around this house like a fucking

525
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: hippo ninja because God forbid we wake smoug.

526
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

527
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 1: And meanwhile this hat woman and fucking all I hear

528
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 1: from the closes curtains is and I'm like, you pieces

529
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 1: ship you will sleeping giant o.

530
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 2: God.

531
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, chickens laugh man, she laughed. Every once in a while,

532
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 1: I want to yeat, but then I feel like a

533
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: fucking Karen to be like, you know, people are still sleep.

534
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, she'd be like, you just yelled

535
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 1: at me, asshole. So then I would have to go

536
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 1: downstairs and can you imagine, Yeah, but could you imagine,

537
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: like she's walking down the street talking to full volume.

538
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 1: I come out of the house and walk right up

539
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: to her like that. That. I was raised differently by

540
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 1: both my mother and your mother.

541
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 2: Excuse me the big hat.

542
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: She can't even hear they excuse me because she got

543
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 1: the headphones out and ship. She lives in her own

544
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: fucking world. But believe me, I'd be in that world

545
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: if all of a sudden I came out of the house.

546
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 1: I'm not even talking like I I'm smoking out of

547
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: the house. I'm like, but if I was just outside

548
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: the house, because I can hear all the way up

549
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: the hill and standing on the curb just as she

550
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: was coming down Tony she that would be perceived as

551
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: it's threatening.

552
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 2: I mean, now I wouldn't suggest that.

553
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 1: But yeah, then what carry a pigeon?

554
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 2: Hold up a sign? Can you be quiet? My wife

555
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 2: is sleeping and she's mean when she wakes up.

556
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 1: It's a lot of letters. She'd have to do this shit, peer,

557
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: can't I just write, bitch? Shut up?

558
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 2: Hey? Hat fucking.

559
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 1: The long hat. It's a super elongated hat. Every once

560
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 1: in a while, she has dogs with her, but they're

561
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 1: little annoying dogs.

562
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 2: Oh are they not the cute ones?

563
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 1: No, they're the ones. My dad.

564
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 2: A special taste in dogs. Oh oh my god, what

565
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 2: a snack for walk.

566
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: Total snack the curly haired kind. Yeah, you know the

567
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: little white ones like, look, you love a dog, love

568
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: a dog, but we love animals.

569
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 2: We're vegan.

570
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 1: But pound for pound man like, if a dog weighs

571
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: less than a cat, is it a dog anymore? Shacky

572
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 1: checking in my less than a cat? She might fucking

573
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: heavy cats, but Shakey has some girth through Cheky was

574
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 1: a good twenty pounder. Man.

575
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 2: Have you picked up move lately?

576
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: Heavy? He's like, well you think they call me move

577
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: as fine as a cot? Help me work out a

578
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: box in about yard, Grandpa? Like me, I don't know

579
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: anything about box. Take me on a run, Grandpa. Come on, grandpa, God,

580
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 1: trade me like you Mickey and I was Rocky. No,

581
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 1: come on, grandpas won't be rockty.

582
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you.

583
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 1: Yell me like he's Mickey cut me big. That's when

584
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 1: I'll say, trade me, Grandpa, it's too fat from a

585
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 1: good I never do get girlfriend? Oh he will.

586
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 2: Won't tell him he can?

587
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: He can't? Is he fixed? He is never going to

588
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 1: have a girlfriend. You ever have that discussion with.

589
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 2: Relationship?

590
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: Where's my nuts? Mommy? Mommy?

591
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 2: I woke up in my.

592
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: Nuts were mummy that uh my nuts have not returned?

593
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 2: Do you know that I have a photo of linuses.

594
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it. Why would you have thats.

595
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 2: Because I was at the time, I was friends with

596
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 2: someone that worked at the villa.

597
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: I don't.

598
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 2: Photos.

599
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: And also as a vegan, how can you justify the

600
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 1: whole like getting them fixed? Thing? Oh?

601
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 2: Because it's extremely important because there are so many homeless

602
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 2: animal in the world.

603
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, why would your animals?

604
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 2: Because what if my animals have more more kittens and

605
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 2: then I have to try to distribute them and find

606
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 2: homes for them.

607
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: That's the responsibility as a cat.

608
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 2: On that's taking away a home from a cat that

609
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,760
Speaker 2: could have been adopted by said people who took my kittens.

610
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,399
Speaker 1: Because there's already kittens in the world.

611
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 2: You're saying, yes, there are already so many homeless animals

612
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 2: in the world.

613
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 1: Mommy, us real weak sauce for wise, I can't get

614
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: laid just because there's kiddies in the world. Mummy, wrapped out, Rascal,

615
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: let me have some sex, Billy, where's my balls? Give

616
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: me the I care have them?

617
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 2: Baby? Can you glutle them back on the world.

618
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: You must have been a dog nearby just in case.

619
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 2: Just because of need the one day moment That was

620
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 2: the ultimate example of why you should fix your pets.

621
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 1: Want to pass on the jeans because he's like, well, no, no, Bill, oh,

622
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: Bill the babbit.

623
00:34:54,560 --> 00:35:02,879
Speaker 2: Why Bill became an infinitely better man once he had

624
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 2: his balls removed.

625
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,399
Speaker 1: Better or you know, more controllable.

626
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:10,800
Speaker 2: He was sucking all my cats. He was humping them,

627
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 2: humping all my cat.

628
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 1: I mean that's on Bill and then it's up to a.

629
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 2: Cat and all over the place.

630
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: Oh, he don't do that either.

631
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 2: No, when he was when he was fixed.

632
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 1: Once she took his balls, he stopped shooting and pissing

633
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: and stopped humping.

634
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 2: And now he's a very respectful man. Except he does

635
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 2: bite me when I feed him crunchy bears. But that's

636
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,280
Speaker 2: only because he's very excited.

637
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 1: No, it's only because you took his balls.

638
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:40,760
Speaker 2: About the crunchy bears. But no, I think he's British.

639
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: May mother, Yeah, may I have my testicles back?

640
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 2: Please? Have a ways? Can I cannot? Please? How do

641
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 2: you do it?

642
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 1: That's your British mother? Matha mother, May I please have

643
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 1: my testicles back? Please? That was Masa, Masa, may I

644
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: have my test Oh?

645
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's Bill.

646
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 1: Oh Bill, watsh's bulls? Back Bill's bulls. Oh my god,

647
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: where they are? Oh so much more to cover.

648
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 2: But here's a reminder. We were fired from my hard radio.

649
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:38,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're gonna hear the whole story next episode. Whoa,

650
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 1: that's right, it's Cliffhanger. You spent so much time sucking

651
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 1: Delta One's dick, my god, as if they were a

652
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: fucking sponsor of the show.

653
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 2: For evident, we should wrap up Can Real Quick?

654
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 1: Uh, all right, go ahead, wrap it up.

655
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,399
Speaker 2: We We'll just wrap up Can Real Quick.

656
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 1: I'm done. I finished CAN forty minutes ago. So do

657
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: what you buy? All right?

658
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 2: Yes, to talk about Can Real Quick. I have never

659
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 2: seen anything like it.

660
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 1: It was even fancier than the Delta was actually.

661
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 2: Fancier than the Dozen one launch. Your hotel had a barricade.

662
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 2: It was so fancy. You needed a badge identification to

663
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 2: get into the hotkeys a hotel for a festival pass

664
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 2: to get into the hotel, and there was a barricade

665
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 2: with photographers and fans waiting outside the hotel.

666
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,280
Speaker 1: Stood outside the hotel all day long, waiting for somebody

667
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 1: famous all day.

668
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 2: And then the spiral staircase and went up eight floors.

669
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 2: Every model walked down and used as a run win.

670
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody took pictures on the stairs. It was very fancy,

671
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:44,880
Speaker 1: very fancy.

672
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 2: It was the fanciest thing I've ever seen.

673
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: We went there because we stayed there years ago, back

674
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:55,439
Speaker 1: when we were here for there for the clerks too,

675
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 1: And I remember that was the same year that X

676
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: Men Last Stand was there. Ian McKellen played Magneto. I'm

677
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: in the lobby of the Martinez trying to use the

678
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: Wi Fi because you couldn't access in your room in

679
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: those days and stuff. And Ian McKellen comes in in

680
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: a bathrobe and nothing else. And then it comes up

681
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 1: to the you know, checking desk, and he's just like,

682
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 1: I've been locked out of my room. Wow. And they

683
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: were like, oh, one second please. He turned around and

684
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: looked at me and smiled.

685
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:33,400
Speaker 2: Cool.

686
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: Story, it's famous, Scandalf, motherfucker. Gandalf got locked out as

687
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 1: your important. The story is, it's not really Gandalf because

688
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 1: he couldn't magic is fucking door open? That's what I said,

689
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: hegandal why don't you imagine give fucking door open? But

690
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: he was gone by that point he didn't hear me.

691
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it probably best, yeah.

692
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 1: Right, because what if it was magic, and he was

693
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: just like, you shall not passs. Did you ever see

694
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: the Lord of the Rings movies? I'm not even saying

695
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 1: you have to. Like normally, sometimes I'll say do you

696
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: ever see this? And you're like no, I'm like, oh,

697
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 1: but people love them, ring I think.

698
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 2: I should see them. I mean, I recently took The

699
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:14,400
Speaker 2: Lord of the Rings, the first book from your library.

700
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 2: Why looks like a cool cover, good luck?

701
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, thick read.

702
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 2: It's actually thinner than one would think. Yeah, better than

703
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 2: a Harry Potter.

704
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Harry Potter I found to be more user

705
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:35,760
Speaker 1: friendly because the kid's book, whereas Lord of the Rings

706
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 1: is like scholarly work.

707
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 2: Remember how Billy your vintage copy of the Silence of

708
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,280
Speaker 2: the Lambs.

709
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,880
Speaker 1: I remember how my daughter I lent my doctor a

710
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: cherished copy of a book, one of the only books

711
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 1: I've ever read in this world, held onto my same

712
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:54,799
Speaker 1: copy in every home I've ever lived, and I gave

713
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 1: it to her and she stopped bring it back, and

714
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 1: I A rabbit's gonna rabbit. It ain't Bill's fault, It's

715
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,839
Speaker 1: the fault of the person that's like, here, Bill eat

716
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: my father's book.

717
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 2: But when we did leave for Europe. Austin did put

718
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,280
Speaker 2: a magazine under the bed for Bill?

719
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 1: Yes, you stay off the fucking books you eat this

720
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 1: Bill was like by the end of day one, done

721
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 1: with the magazine. Gotta leave my phone book. Do you

722
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: know what a phone book is?

723
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 2: I do?

724
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 1: Do they still have them?

725
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 2: No?

726
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: You don't have a phone book?

727
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 2: Well why would I? And please tell me why?

728
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: I mean they just used to send him like you

729
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: didn't buy it. They just sent it to you when

730
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: you had a phone line. It was just something you got.

731
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 2: I don't get a phone book.

732
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 1: I guess they don't do that anymore.

733
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 2: I don't think so. It would be a big waste paper.

734
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 1: I mean, well that doesn't stop fucking industry ever. But

735
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 1: that's crazy I think about it. They used to be

736
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 1: a big thing. Like ever hear the new phone book?

737
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: Like are we in it? I'm famous?

738
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 2: There are two more things to touch only two more

739
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 2: things to touch on from Canadon people were like.

740
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,760
Speaker 1: Fuck camp, what do you mean you're getting fired? No,

741
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 1: that's a whole story to that.

742
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 2: Two more points to canon. Okay, One, we were there

743
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,760
Speaker 2: when the entire south of France lost power. That's true,

744
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 2: and that was a little crazy.

745
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: That was wild man. We were walking them down the

746
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: quaset and everything was off. You couldn't buy anything because

747
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:24,280
Speaker 1: like they couldn't.

748
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:29,439
Speaker 2: Somebody intentionally set a fire to a power n bank

749
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 2: of the sort, yeah, and there was no power in

750
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 2: the whole city and Austin Mom and I spent the

751
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:40,479
Speaker 2: whole day at the beach, but somebody didn't want to join.

752
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: I'm not a beach guy, so I went back to

753
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 1: the hotel were you scaled watch? I had Rocky and

754
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 1: bowl Winkle downloaded.

755
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 2: So, because when you're in the South of France, the

756
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 2: best thing to do is watch cartoons and not be

757
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 2: on the beach.

758
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not a beach person. I grew up

759
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: in a beach town. Like I could have gone to

760
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: the beach every day in my life.

761
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:05,840
Speaker 2: You believe the Mediterranean, see it's a little different.

762
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 1: I mean, no, a beach is a beach. And also

763
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,799
Speaker 1: when have you ever known me to be like, let's

764
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 1: go where, let's enter the food chain, like this motherfucker

765
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: here just went to like North Carolina and then the

766
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 1: next day they were like biggest shark ever seen in

767
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 1: America in North Carolina, like fucking twenty minutes from where

768
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 1: she was swimming. I've never like the only time in

769
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 1: our lifetime together, unbelievable. I was in Hawaii when you

770
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: were a kid. That was the last time I went

771
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 1: in the ocean.

772
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 2: Will you ever go in the ocean again?

773
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: No? And believe me, I don't feel like.

774
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 2: What if I was drowning?

775
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that don't fucking put me.

776
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 2: If I was drowning in the ocean, would you come

777
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:48,839
Speaker 2: and get me or would you let me go?

778
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:53,439
Speaker 1: I mean, they'd say, like most drowning, you know, I'm

779
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 1: not a strong swimmer, So if I got in there,

780
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 1: chances are you're going to fucking drown me because oh god,

781
00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I ain't strong enough.

782
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 2: To so you'd let me drown?

783
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,359
Speaker 1: I mean, what are you doing in the ocean anyway? See,

784
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 1: why don't you make it easy on all of us?

785
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 1: And you don't go in the ocean? Wow? Am I

786
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 1: anywhere near the ocean when you're in it? Oh? No?

787
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 2: Maybe we're in the South brance and the power of

788
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 2: the entire city goes out or the entire.

789
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 1: South's mother, she was there, she should have been diving

790
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,359
Speaker 1: in and stuff like that. I can't I can't do it. All. Fuck,

791
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 1: I pay for everything. I can't be expected to be

792
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 1: on shark watch as well, especially if you're going to

793
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:30,399
Speaker 1: be at the beach, Like that's a choice, and right

794
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 1: then and there, going to the beach is one thing

795
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:36,479
Speaker 1: going into the ocean that is entering the food chain.

796
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 1: Like you, it's not even infinitismally increasing your chances of

797
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: being fucking eating alive, it's increasing them by massive amounts.

798
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean, but that being said, if I

799
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 1: saw you fucking drowning, I would definitely try to go

800
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 1: in and say you probably drowned myself. But you know what,

801
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 1: if you weren't alive anymore, maybe I wouldn't want to

802
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:59,800
Speaker 1: be either, period. How about that? You know what I'm saying?

803
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 1: But fuck ew, that was a real like you know,

804
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 1: fucking I don't like that. It's so fun. I like

805
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: hypotheticals that are like, yeah, you're hypothetical. Is like if

806
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 1: I was going to fucking die, would you save my

807
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:20,320
Speaker 1: life over man watering? Yeah, of course, but like fucking

808
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 1: but that is not me choosing to go in the

809
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 1: ocean because I'm like, look at me, I mean a

810
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: body of water. When I own my own pool, it's

811
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: like going to drive go carts, like I got a

812
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: driver's license, Im gonna drive a big boy car. What

813
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 1: am I going to go in the ocean for it? Man?

814
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 1: I got my own ass pool, and even if I

815
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 1: were someplace where I'm my own ass pool, I'm going

816
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 1: to shower. That's why I control the water, my God,

817
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 1: I gotta control the elements.

818
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 2: Man, and he doesn't want to go in the Mediterranean

819
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:57,839
Speaker 2: Sea because he has a shower. We have shower at homeower.

820
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 1: We have ocean at home, and it's the shower.

821
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:05,800
Speaker 2: We have ocean at home.

822
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: Dad, Do you want to go in the ocean. We

823
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: have ocean at home.

824
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 2: What is it the shower?

825
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: Your father's talking about the shower. Leave it be, not

826
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:18,280
Speaker 1: even the pool, leave it be. Just don't ask, please,

827
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 1: that's kind of baffling.

828
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 2: You're telling me last thing to touch.

829
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 1: Only show that never ends.

830
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 2: Last. Because it was very important to mother to musall

831
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,799
Speaker 2: the whole trip, the whole trip in the fact, that

832
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 2: was important.

833
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 1: Yes, your mother, not mine.

834
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 2: Mine.

835
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 1: My mother wanted to go too. She kept saying, didn't

836
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: want to go Tiger.

837
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 2: I wish I could go.

838
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 1: No she can't. That's why I'm like, what are you

839
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:53,359
Speaker 1: talking about? But she was like, I want to go

840
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 1: with Can. That sounds fun.

841
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 2: Can with momiy would be awesome.

842
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 1: Well, no, it wouldn't. Mommy, Lee can't can barely walk

843
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: get her up the stairs the palais. We would have

844
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: to like put our arms up carry her up the

845
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: goddamn stairs. Then I got a chair lift on the palais, man,

846
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 1: So I would have been a night.

847
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 2: Getting up the spiral staircase.

848
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 1: Yes, elevators out, we gotta go the stairs, Oh, tiger,

849
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: I'll just stay down here. I'll just go in the

850
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 1: ocean and whatever happens happens. Mom only no, please, yeah, no.

851
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 1: She was talking about like, oh, I would like to

852
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:36,320
Speaker 1: go to your hat. How does it happen?

853
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 2: It's getting out of hand this evening. What's happening is

854
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,280
Speaker 2: getting out of hand this evening.

855
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I'm just gonna shave the front of

856
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,359
Speaker 1: my head please, and I never have to worry about

857
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: it again. But it is cute. More I am in

858
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,800
Speaker 1: public and doing shows like during the Dogmator, there is

859
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 1: a lot of fix your hat, really yeah? And I

860
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: was like, oh, listener, I saw a lot of Tickla

861
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: shirts out in the audience, really yeah, And speaking of

862
00:46:59,120 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: beer the Stickless Man.

863
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 2: We're fired.

864
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 1: More on that later. You want to see it live

865
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:10,840
Speaker 1: for the first and last time, our very last episode

866
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: of Beardless Tickless Me.

867
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:12,879
Speaker 2: Will be live.

868
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: We'll be the live episode.

869
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 2: That's Moncastle Cinemas.

870
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 1: You're like, wait, why is it the last episode. Well,

871
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:19,439
Speaker 1: that's a whole other story that we'll tell you.

872
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:20,720
Speaker 2: Next week because we were fired.

873
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean that's a long and short of it.

874
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 1: But this is much more interesting than that. But really

875
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: it's not more interesting. It's much more baffling than that.

876
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 1: And I'm sure Daniel might hear this and be like,

877
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 1: wait a second, pre you do that second episode, let's

878
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: have a conversation. No wow, when Daniel's.

879
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,359
Speaker 2: Not his Danel, Daniel's lovely.

880
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: Lovely dude. But yeah, but we're going.

881
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 2: To speak on it. We're going to speak on it.

882
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 2: We're going to be honest with the dick list.

883
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: We are going to stand on business. As they say

884
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 1: on the internet.

885
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 2: Listen, we were fired.

886
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 1: At Beardless Dickless Me live at Smadcastle Cinema's Kids July fifth.

887
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 1: I think it's seven o'clock a night, or a o'clock

888
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:03,319
Speaker 1: or something like that. Beardless, Stickless me live for the

889
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: first and last time, if you could totally expect to

890
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: see some give Me Back My Name Woman.

891
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 2: If we sell it out, Yeah, we can screen the

892
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 2: entire performance of The Crucible featuring myself as John Proctor

893
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 2: aka give Me Back My Name Woman.

894
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 1: They're going to see some of it there. But when

895
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: would we show that afterwards?

896
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 2: If you want to stick around and watch an hour.

897
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 1: There's already a thing going on afterwards. Oh, yoga hosers

898
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 1: at eleven o'clock.

899
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 2: Who stay around It's at eleven pm.

900
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's a midnight move.

901
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,800
Speaker 2: A nighttime hosers screening.

902
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,359
Speaker 1: And nighttime hosers. So you and I will be doing

903
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 1: Beardless Stickless Mate live for the first and last time.

904
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 1: Then when the show's over, like an hour later, we

905
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 1: intro Yoga hoss and if you want to sit there

906
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 1: and watch it, and we can sit there and watch it.

907
00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 1: But five dollars show that show's five Yeah, che I mean,

908
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 1: yogas is a tough sell, so I always got to

909
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,280
Speaker 1: lower the price. But so far we have already sold

910
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 1: more tickets to this yogos Are screening than the other

911
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 1: three aborted screenings in the past. Beardless stick with me

912
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 1: is out selling it, but it better. But yes, those

913
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:20,240
Speaker 1: tickets are on sale right now. Kids. It's c smod

914
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 1: dot com s E E S M O D right

915
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 1: right there in Atlantic Islands, New Jersey. If you're on

916
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 1: the East coast anywhere, this is worth making the trip for. Man,

917
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 1: You're gonna watch something beautiful be born and then die.

918
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: The death, the birth beardless and death that beardless.

919
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 2: Stick with me, you can get you can get the

920
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 2: very last stick lit shirts.

921
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: Is that right? You're bringing them?

922
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm bringing them. You better.

923
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 1: Uh, doors close and doors.

924
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 2: Open to be continued.

925
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, get your tickets now though, kids, ce smod

926
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:03,240
Speaker 1: dot com Beardless Sickless Me Live. It's Moncastle Cinemas, July fifth,

927
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:06,799
Speaker 1: Man with a yoga hosers screening afterwards and stuff for

928
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 1: the yogos are screening. It's five bucks if you just

929
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 1: want to see the movie. If you pay ten, you

930
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 1: get a yogazers pen.

931
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 2: Well, well, we cool.

932
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 1: Next week Harley will talk about Spain, M Harley and

933
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: Espana de Donda or aka de dondas La Patia's.

934
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 2: The only thing you know how to say.

935
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 1: And we will tell the story of.

936
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,840
Speaker 2: iHeart I Corazone so true.

937
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 1: I heartbroken, so much, to so much to say, so

938
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 1: much to talk about. So many more adventures, well really

939
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 1: very few. We are now on the countdown. Kids. There

940
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,799
Speaker 1: was only four or beardless dickless means left.

941
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:06,439
Speaker 2: After this, only four more. You better saber them all.

942
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: Just think and think like this ain't a sad thing.

943
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 1: This is a good thing, one last thing for you

944
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 1: to have to listen.

945
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,879
Speaker 2: To, you know what, so true until the next thing,

946
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,439
Speaker 2: the next thing be good.

947
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 1: This, though, is your chance to be there. Man, when

948
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: history is fucking made.

949
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,320
Speaker 2: History is mate. What day is it?

950
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,840
Speaker 1: July fifth?

951
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 2: July fifth, I'll be twenty six, I'll do my golden year.

952
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 1: That's right.

953
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 2: So magic is gonna happen.

954
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:37,320
Speaker 1: It's gonna be big, man.

955
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:40,879
Speaker 2: It's a really important day for for the dick looks

956
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 2: of the world.

957
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 1: You can come get fucked up by much by obey.

958
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 2: You're not allowed to do that.

959
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,880
Speaker 1: You can bring alcohol into the theater, yeah, if we

960
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 1: have if we say, like, oh, the screening is like

961
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 1: b yob really we can't sneak it into the theater.

962
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:00,040
Speaker 1: But if you're like, hey, I brought this alcohol and

963
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 1: I would like to drink it here, I don't think

964
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 1: we'd be like, I'm sorry, you can't do that.

965
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:05,400
Speaker 2: You should ask Ernie.

966
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: I will, but like we don't get enough people coming

967
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:09,799
Speaker 1: in for Ernie to be like, I'm sorry, you can't

968
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 1: drink that in here. I think Ernie'd be like, oh

969
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 1: my god, yeah, bring all your drunk friends please. Yeah.

970
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 1: I think especially if we're doing it, like you know,

971
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:22,399
Speaker 1: when we do comedy shows and shit like that, it's

972
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,879
Speaker 1: very much like Meetwyobe because we don't sell booth, so yeah,

973
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: you can come get fucked up on your own dime.

974
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: This's weird though, Like we had a screening of Dogma

975
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,359
Speaker 1: the day it opened because I was on the East

976
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:41,280
Speaker 1: Coast and doing press and I did the Morrison Gallery

977
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:45,840
Speaker 1: photography thing for the Dogma Heart and uh then I

978
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 1: went down to s Podcastle and we had a screening

979
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 1: and two people were really drunk and we had to

980
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 1: I didn't, but the police had to be called. Oh,

981
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: because you can't tell. You can't like you know, obviously

982
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 1: you can you can't lay hands on a per but

983
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,320
Speaker 1: you can't force people to go if you're like, okay,

984
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: time to go, and they're just like sitting there drunken

985
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: ship And the next thing you do is.

986
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 2: Please, let's not embarrass ourselves at the at the funeral

987
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 2: for Beardless stickless me.

988
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 1: Yes. So when I say get fucked up, maybe.

989
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:14,800
Speaker 2: Like responsibly tipsy?

990
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,800
Speaker 1: Please drinking at the beginning of the show. Yes, in

991
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 1: the end some people came in drunk for the dog screen.

992
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 2: Let's please keep it classy at the Beardless stickless funeral.

993
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: True. This is the death of something, something beautiful, and

994
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 1: you'll be there to see it. Man. Tickets at seaspont

995
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 1: dot com. So much more story to tell, only four

996
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,359
Speaker 1: episodes to do it. The countdown is on, kids, Oh

997
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: my god, beardless dickless uh death, Beardless stickless death awaits

998
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 1: four episodes left to go, man, and that last one

999
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: is going to be a doozy. You could be there

1000
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:54,800
Speaker 1: lived the end is nighe that's right man. The iHeart

1001
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 1: is going to stop beating they start beating up.

1002
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 2: I like that, not like physically, but just emotionally.

1003
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1004
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 2: Oh it's okay.

1005
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll see. There's so much to talk about and

1006
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 1: we'll get there. Kids. Uh, there it is. There's your

1007
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 1: beer the stickles mate. If you've been like going, you know,

1008
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 1: I never watched the show. I only listened to it. Well,

1009
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: chance that kevinsmithclub dot com kids, you could sign up

1010
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 1: and you can see what we're talking about round. You

1011
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,800
Speaker 1: can watch our expressions as we talk about everything.

1012
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,839
Speaker 2: You can watch my dad yan when I talk.

1013
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I am tired. I that you're boring, but

1014
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 1: I don't get to sleep as much as you do,

1015
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,240
Speaker 1: especially and you go to sleep at like weird hours

1016
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 1: and then stay asleep until weird hours of the day.

1017
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:46,799
Speaker 1: I sleep about four hours a night.

1018
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 2: That's concerning.

1019
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 1: So it's not believe me you're great, but like that's

1020
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 1: I'm sitting in one place getting comfortable and yeah, my

1021
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 1: body's still with you.

1022
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 2: It's okay, I'm not.

1023
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 1: It wasn't okay. He brought it up in front of everybody.

1024
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 2: I mean to him, pea.

1025
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 1: Everybody's just like I thought he was a good dad.

1026
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:10,719
Speaker 1: Apparently not.

1027
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:14,720
Speaker 2: I have to say the last thing about Can. Yeah, okay,

1028
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 2: and then it's over, okay, and then this episode is done.

1029
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm here for it.

1030
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 2: When you were at Can premiering talk about williamendem in

1031
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,800
Speaker 2: whatever year that was, nineteen ninety nine.

1032
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 1: I presume, yes, nineteen ninety nine.

1033
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 2: Mom was there with you, Yes, pregnant with me. Yes

1034
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:40,439
Speaker 2: this time. Yes, twenty five years later, you were back

1035
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:43,880
Speaker 2: with the same movie. But I was born and I

1036
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 2: was an adult. I was twenty five, and I was

1037
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 2: there with my fiance, and it meant a lot to mother.

1038
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 2: It did.

1039
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,439
Speaker 1: Oh, let's believe me. That's the whole reason we went.

1040
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 2: It meant a whole lot to mon though it was.

1041
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 1: I was happy to go, believe me. But it left

1042
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,839
Speaker 1: to my own brothers, I would probably have not. I've

1043
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 1: been like, Oh, that's great, give me the certificate, send

1044
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 1: it back. That's all I cared about, was the thing

1045
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 1: your frame that says you were there. And uh, Jennifer's like, no.

1046
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: When I went for a dogma, she was in my

1047
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: belly as I walked up the stairs. Now she could

1048
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 1: be out of my belly and walk up the stairs

1049
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 1: with us, And so I was like, all right. She

1050
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:24,959
Speaker 1: was very into that notion.

1051
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 2: It was very special for her, for us, all.

1052
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:29,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, but very special.

1053
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:33,520
Speaker 2: She cried a lot, did She cried a lot in.

1054
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 1: A good way and the way of like my father

1055
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:37,320
Speaker 1: yawns in front of me.

1056
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,479
Speaker 2: That's what I'll be crying about later tonight.

1057
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: Cried about in therapy this week. Motherfuckers crying. You just

1058
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:47,360
Speaker 1: yawned right in front of me. And one of the

1059
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:49,759
Speaker 1: last episodes of for the Cock.

1060
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:53,359
Speaker 2: That's what I talked about about this week.

1061
00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 1: Anyway, Just one Sometimes fathers are just tired. Yeah, just

1062
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 1: one note?

1063
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,240
Speaker 2: Can speaking.

1064
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 1: Uh July fifth, see all of this energy live in

1065
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 1: our homeland included where both of us were born. Not

1066
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 1: the movie theater, but in.

1067
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 2: New Jersey, very very close in a very special screening

1068
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 2: of a very special performance of the Crucible.

1069
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 1: That's right, man, you're going to see pieces of give

1070
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 1: me back. My name is Stephen, who is our tech

1071
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 1: genius over there. He's our vegan friend who always gives

1072
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 1: me ship about whenever I'm like, you used to be happy,

1073
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 1: now I'm vegan, He's like, man, I'm tired of that

1074
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 1: vegan joke.

1075
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 2: Me too, Steven.

1076
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 1: And even in like Birds of a Feather he is

1077
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, man, I got this sandwich. Hey I

1078
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:11,440
Speaker 1: got this Like he explores, brings desserts down and stuff

1079
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:13,760
Speaker 1: like that. And he also stops at my favorite trying

1080
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 1: Papa ganage. They do the MDLS.

1081
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 2: Oh I know, I know them modles.

1082
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 1: But any event, Stephen was like, uh, can you send

1083
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 1: me the DVD? So I could start inputting it into

1084
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:26,440
Speaker 1: the system.

1085
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 2: Did you send it?

1086
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna but he's so excited. It was his idea.

1087
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 1: He was like, dude, give me the crucible. Oh God, yeah,

1088
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 1: I do. I have it. I had a copy like

1089
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 1: stuff that I shot on my phone years ago, but

1090
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 1: mom has the school shot.

1091
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 2: It is production horribly embarrassing.

1092
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 1: Can't be by.

1093
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 2: You have never seen anyone more passionate.

1094
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 1: You're going to see acting. Acting comes down to a

1095
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 1: job of choices. You're going to see some choices, some

1096
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 1: choices won't Oh, she cooked in the audience.

1097
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Speaker 2: Ate the audience. I think the audience was like, it's

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Speaker 2: just like.

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Speaker 1: Jesus, interesting flavor. Guess I can eat, spit it out

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Speaker 1: the audience. Hardy cooked and the audience moved it around

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Speaker 1: on the plate, put some on the other people's plates.

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Speaker 2: You with the Opra girl, you wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: Even eat the bun. No, you'll see it's there's some

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Speaker 1: good ship. But it's gonna be fun to put it

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Speaker 1: up on the big screen, projected on one of the greatest,

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Speaker 1: one of the best projectors in the state of New Jersey.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, high precision, and they're going to see every

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Speaker 1: poor of acting.

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Speaker 2: Every vein popping out of my head because some passion

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Speaker 2: this was on that state.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you fucking you showed old Farley what he was missing.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, look at me, mister Farley, look at me now.

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Speaker 1: After that performance was directed at get me back my name?

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Speaker 1: I mean what, man, I.

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Speaker 2: Forget us about.

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Speaker 1: There? It is, kids, there's one of five, well now four? Yeah, beardless,

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Speaker 1: stickless means left. Ever, it's like watching the fucking last

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Speaker 1: of a dodo.

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Speaker 2: Die, like the species. Oh man, yeah, man, you.

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Speaker 1: Want to watch something something beautiful die.

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Speaker 2: I also played the Dodo bird in a school production

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Speaker 2: of Alice in Wonderland. Fun Fast.

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Speaker 1: You trying to get a job drop like? I also

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Speaker 1: did this role, and I also play this play. I

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Speaker 1: played not practice makes she makes it, and she made

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Speaker 1: choices of the Dodo bird as well. I think I

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Speaker 1: have pictures that I don't have to photo do that

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Speaker 1: for the best. No, it's durable. Yes, kids, beardless stickless

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Speaker 1: be there as it dies. You will. Krypton's about to explode. Kids,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Smith. Go have a beardless dickless day, because you

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Speaker 1: only do it four more fucking times. This has been

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Speaker 1: a podcast production, some podcast podcast using our mouths on

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