We're sorry. It wasn't suppose to be like this. Please believe us when we say that we didn't know. Things (1989) is an incomprehensible mess of a film that is an absolute clinic on how not to make a movie. We watched it, and now we have to talk about it. Why? Because it's the only way we can work through the trauma, and it counts as our court mandated therapy. Join us if you dare for a scene by scene breakdown of Things, a pseudo horror film that might just be the worst thing to ever come out of Canada.
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