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 Hello and welcome to the podcast on Haunted Hill, episode 130.

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 39.

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 If it's your first time, Dan and I talk shit.

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 I'm Gav.

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 I'm Dan.

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 Gav is vagina hero.

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 I am.

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 That's an anagram of my name is the vagina hero.

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 Crazy as it is.

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 We are drifting through so-called summer.

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 It is none other than...

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 We could pick you in a box and saw you up like a magician's assistant.

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 Holly has chosen a couple of movies for us.

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 I've not seen both.

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 So, just to cover off what Holly's picked for us, she has chosen "Razerblade Smile",

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 And there's a Meg there.

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 I'm presuming Ben Wheatley's doing one for the studio.

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 So that'll make him some bit of money, a bit of clout, and then he'll go off and do something

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 He's got a saint with the universe or whatever.

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 Or just want to do Meg too, because I enjoyed the film myself.

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 I suspect the budget was huge.

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 I posted that up in the Facebook group, so I'm excited for that.

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 Um, talking of a shark...

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 I'm going to be a big fan.

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 Again, I've got it recorded on my TV because it was on TV a few weeks back, so I'm going to watch Meg 1 again.

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 And talking of sharks, there is a documentary that's just hit "Shudder" called "Shark's Boitation."

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 Oh, fantastic. I haven't watched it yet, but I really want to see it.

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 Um, it basically breaks down all the shark movies, you know, all the crap that I like to watch.

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 Um, and even some of the good stuff, jewels, etc.

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 Um, from what I hear, this is all from what I hear.

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 I haven't watched it yet, but I also hear that for each shark or each type of shark,

257
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 they break down whether or not that type of shark.

258
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 The science behind it, I think.

259
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 You know, could you have a Frankenstein shark?

260
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 Could you have a shark exorcist?

261
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 Could you have a six-headed shark with Danny Treo fighting it?

262
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 Probably not to any of them, but I love shark movies, and someone's gone out and made a shark's Boitation documentary.

263
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 So, of course, I'll be checking that out.

264
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 I haven't seen it yet. It might be a big part of shit.

265
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 But, uh...

266
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 Director has just chatted all about those sorts of films.

267
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 They're discussing all of the shark nados and all that sort of stuff.

268
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 You just discovered a bear.

269
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 I thought he didn't have any bear.

270
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 Well, I didn't think we did, but my wife just snuck in the room and popped a bear down next to me, so...

271
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 I'm glad to see you.

272
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 God bless her.

273
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 God bless her.

274
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 Um, so yeah, shark's Boitation. Got to check that out.

275
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 Um, so that was a good segue, as always.

276
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 You and I are unified.

277
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 Have you been watching anything else?

278
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 Um, I was from Sarah weekend.

279
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 We watched, uh, randomly. We watched a fugitive.

280
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 Uh, with Harrison Ford.

281
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 Yeah.

282
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 Great. And is that Tommy Lee Jones in that one?

283
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 Yeah.

284
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 Uh, I was just listening to podcasts about it, and I picked up.

285
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 I'll have to then go to a town, sit on Blu-ray, pick it up and watch it.

286
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 Uh, we did watch Creepshow 2 again, which are big fans of that film.

287
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 Talking of, um...

288
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 I wasn't going to bring these up, but I will, because I know you'll love it.

289
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 Uh, talking of Harrison Ford and that kind of...

290
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 those kind of movies, I've got back into the sort of action movies that were out.

291
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 Not, not martial arts, just the more straight action movies that were out a lot in the 90s.

292
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 And then I started working my way backwards, and there was a Clint Eastwood.

293
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 In other words, there was a dirty Harry season on, um, on one of the channels recently,

294
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 and I've got them all to record.

295
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 And I've been watching them every, once a week, I've been watching one of the dirty Harrys.

296
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 So, man, I am really enjoying these.

297
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 I watched the Enforcer, which was so good.

298
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 I don't think I've ever seen it before.

299
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 The dialogue is ridiculous.

300
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 Like, only Clint Eastwood can deliver it.

301
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 Like the way he does.

302
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 He's such a grumpy kid, but I absolutely love him in it.

303
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 I watched Magnum Force as well, and the next one I'm going to be watching is our favourite,

304
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 which we covered at the Deadpool.

305
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 I'm really looking forward to seeing that one as well.

306
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 I watched it Harry way back, because obviously that's the first one.

307
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 But it's not as good.

308
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 I prefer the sequels, I think.

309
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 Yeah, they are all fine.

310
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 I've got a Blu-ray box, which is a nice transfer if anyone's interested in picking up.

311
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 It's nice.

312
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 I was thinking of watching one again recently, but Chuck and I, Neil, project are actually,

313
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 because I thought that would be quite good.

314
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 Well, I got a little segue there, because last night I was a bit sort of at the Loucend.

315
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 I'd written a few bits and bobs up for our episode.

316
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 He'd done my research.

317
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 And I chucked on Tarantula from 1955.

318
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 That's a bit of Clint, isn't it?

319
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 It's one of his first movies.

320
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 Clint Eastwood, uncredited at the end of that.

321
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 And you did it to his face.

322
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 He's got a fighter pilot mask on, but he's the guy that blows up the Tarantula at the end,

323
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 spoiler alert for a movie that's from 1955.

324
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 Yeah, he bombs the Tarantula at the end, and it explodes.

325
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 But yeah, I was surprised that Clint was in that as well.

326
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 So good on you, Clint, for blowing up that gigantic Tarantula.

327
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 Don't say that, Sarah would be...

328
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 Oh, sorry Sarah.

329
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 Well, unhappy.

330
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 Oh, that would be her dream coming through, wouldn't it?

331
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 A gigantic Tarantula taking over the world.

332
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 Possibly.

333
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 She'd be like, "It's mummy."

334
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 She'd be like, "Come on."

335
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 Go and eat that, King Kong.

336
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 It's all a little spider thing, yes.

337
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 Anything else you've been up to or watching?

338
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 No, I've been making Elle Star Wars films, still.

339
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 It's just so frustrating it takes so long.

340
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 It's because it isn't a job.

341
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 If it was a job and it paid, I could get it done a lot quicker.

342
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 It's like this week, for example.

343
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 What I...

344
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 Last week I was color grading.

345
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 I've been color-grained for past two weeks.

346
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 Pretty happy of the grade.

347
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 And this week I wanted to go back and check it out again.

348
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 And I can't this week, I'm too busy.

349
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 So I'll check it out next week.

350
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,600
 But yeah, it's going really well.

351
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 Today I recorded some drums for it.

352
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 It is.

353
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 Because I've got a friend that goes all round the place.

354
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 He goes traveling with a group of people with drums,

355
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 plays a glass in Britain.

356
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 He goes and does corporate events and all sorts of things.

357
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 But he's got a song.

358
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 Very tribal, isn't it?

359
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 Yeah, yeah.

360
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 He's got a real assortment of drums.

361
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 So I sent him the song that I've written with the little drums I did,

362
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 which is a little pads here.

363
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 Just didn't sound beefy enough.

364
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 And he's also...

365
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 Yeah, he actually put some money to fund us as well.

366
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 You should do a cut just for you and I,

367
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 where you use an 808 to do the real hip hop,

368
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 sounding drums.

369
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 Well, you heard the end song that I had to kind of made up,

370
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 didn't I?

371
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 Put a drum bit to a snare and stuff.

372
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 Because that's turned into a song which it wasn't before.

373
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 It's weird.

374
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 But yeah, so I did that.

375
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 I'm writing some rap lyrics for that as we speak.

376
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 Go ahead.

377
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 And so I'm going to put his drums over the top because he did the same river and the same tempo.

378
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 But they're just...

379
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 So it's that real sort of King Kong.

380
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 Summing King Kong drums.

381
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 Oh shit, son.

382
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,600
 So when the stormtroopers end the woods,

383
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 you've got his...

384
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:07,600
 Yup.

385
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 Even I scored it, I'm going to have to go back to school a little bit and go,

386
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:14,600
 "I'm going to start putting these drums because he did loads of other little filling bits."

387
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,600
 So I've got a lot to play with.

388
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,600
 So it's cool.

389
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,600
 But the story of the film, it's just amazing.

390
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,600
 It's like every part of it just looks incredible.

391
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 It's just like, "Oh my God, it's so good."

392
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,600
 But it's just so slow to make.

393
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:30,600
 I've now listened to the score and can confirm it's fantastic.

394
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,600
 And yes, the colour grading is looking good.

395
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 It is coming along lovingly and beautifully.

396
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 Like a jewel.

397
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 And talking of jewels and unseen diamonds.

398
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 I found a diamond in the rough.

399
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 I've never seen it before.

400
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 Zoltan Dracula's dog, the Hound of Dracula.

401
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 All A.K.A Dracula's dog from 1977.

402
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 I know the name so well.

403
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,600
 What country is it? Italy, Spain?

404
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,600
 It's actually American production.

405
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:05,600
 But it's filmed in Spain, I believe.

406
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:12,600
 I kind of dig that when you get like American or British productions going into like other language countries to film.

407
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:19,600
 It feels, it's got the feel of the Tomb of the Blind Dead with a bit of hammer sprinkled over the top of it.

408
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:28,600
 It's also got the feel of, and this again is a foreign language production company, but they filmed it in England.

409
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,600
 They're living dead at the Manchester Mall.

410
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 The way that works makes the film feel so strange.

411
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,600
 And it's definitely got that feeling to it.

412
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,600
 But it's just, I really enjoyed it.

413
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,600
 Oh, it's out there in mine as well.

414
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:43,600
 Because of that, what you just said, it just doesn't seem correct, but it is.

415
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,600
 But it works so beautifully.

416
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,600
 It's like an Italian movie, but production, but in England.

417
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,600
 And that's the same with Dracula's dog, was Zoltan.

418
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:54,600
 It's great and it's cheesy.

419
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,600
 Dracula had a dog that comes back to life.

420
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 It's a doberman, but the makeup on it is so good, because it's 1977.

421
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,600
 The doberman looks great and it's eyes.

422
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:08,600
 And then the doberman starts tracking down one of Dracula's...

423
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 ancestors.

424
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,600
 So he's called Drake.

425
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,600
 He's changed his Dracula.

426
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:17,600
 They changed the name to the Drake's over the years and they moved to America.

427
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,600
 And so he comes over to America.

428
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:24,600
 That's one of Dracula's sort of familiar as comes to America with the dogs Zoltan.

429
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,600
 And they're hunting down his family.

430
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:27,600
 And of course his family have got a dog.

431
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 The dog gets bitten by Zoltan, the hound.

432
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:35,600
 And then suddenly he's got a pack of vampire dogs that follow this doberman around.

433
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:40,600
 And it's just like that kind of animal attack thing mixed with a vampire movie.

434
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 Honestly, really recommend it.

435
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,600
 If anyone hasn't seen it, it's really good.

436
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:52,600
 And I ended up giving it... get this seven out of ten, which is really high for a cheesy old...

437
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,600
 what some might consider crappy.

438
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,600
 You know, it's not a vampire movie.

439
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,600
 It's more an animal attack movie, but there is some vampire stuff in it.

440
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,600
 Just good.

441
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:01,600
 Really enjoyed it.

442
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,600
 That's cool. I was... I have to check it out.

443
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,600
 I've been meaning to forever.

444
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,600
 I've just never seen it anywhere.

445
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:12,600
 I was working at something's house earlier and they got sent Bernard.

446
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:16,600
 And the dog was just very needy leaning against me.

447
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,600
 It's so big and heavy.

448
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,600
 But I was just stroking in his mouth as well.

449
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,600
 And I was just thinking of Koojo.

450
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:30,600
 I've not seen Koojo because I don't feel like I might be bit bit stressed by the child and the dog attacking.

451
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,600
 I'm very stressful for him.

452
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,600
 If this dog was actually attacking you, that would be nice.

453
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,600
 This dog was leaning against me going, "I need attention."

454
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,600
 I was like, "Oh my God."

455
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,600
 That was heavy.

456
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:45,600
 Yeah, when done right, dogs, especially dogs in horror movies, you know,

457
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,600
 I always think of the omen.

458
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:48,600
 Yeah.

459
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,600
 You know, and I think of that fucked up dog in...

460
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 Fly too.

461
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:57,600
 No, a vision of the body snatches.

462
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,600
 Oh, a poor dog.

463
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,600
 And then they got a dog in a thing.

464
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:07,600
 And then the dog in Freddy where he's got the upside down human face on it.

465
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,600
 Yeah.

466
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:09,600
 The fuck is going on?

467
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,600
 Like, "Oh, some good dogs in horror movies."

468
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:13,600
 But yeah, yeah, yeah.

469
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:14,600
 So that was good.

470
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:21,600
 And then the last thing I wanted to mention, the other thing I wanted to say is I finally watched season six of Black Mirror,

471
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 which I didn't really like the first episode with some Hayek.

472
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,600
 I liked the AI side to it, but I thought that was the weakest episode,

473
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 even though it was the most heavily promoted.

474
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 I remember the episode.

475
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:37,600
 But I really loved, fuck me, there was one episode which I don't want to spoil.

476
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,600
 Yeah, it's hard, isn't it?

477
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,600
 But it's about paparazzi.

478
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 Yeah.

479
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,600
 It's in the horror genre.

480
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,600
 But my God, the last two or three episodes are all horror,

481
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 especially that final episode which is set in 1977.

482
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,600
 Yeah.

483
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,600
 Fucking hell, that was an amazing episode.

484
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:58,600
 I really liked the episodes, but a lot of people on Facebook are like, "Oh, it's just sort of red."

485
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,600
 We're moaning because they're like, "Where's all the technology?" and stuff.

486
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,600
 And they've said that they wanted to kind of get brave for technology a bit.

487
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:10,600
 Yeah, I mean, there was some technology stuff in there, but what Black Mirror has always done is comment on,

488
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:14,600
 it's almost like a warning about what we should be careful about as a society.

489
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:19,600
 So for example, in the paparazzi one, it's saying, you know, and it was set in the 90s, that one,

490
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:24,600
 but it's also saying, you know, we've got to be careful because, you know, these paparazzi,

491
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,600
 they follow everyone and look what happened to Princess Diana, et cetera.

492
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,600
 So, you know, there's always warnings in them.

493
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:35,600
 And okay, a lot of the Black Mirror episodes in the past have been about using your phone or technology or Facebook,

494
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,600
 whatever it is.

495
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:40,600
 But I really like that they went down the horror route for the last two or three episodes of the season.

496
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,600
 And it's very just right up my alley.

497
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,600
 Absolutely loved it.

498
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:52,600
 A fact, I've watched that paparazzi episode twice now because it blew me away so much that there was a twist at the end.

499
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,600
 And I was like, I've got to go back and watch that from the beginning.

500
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:55,600
 So the next day I watched it again.

501
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:56,600
 Loved it.

502
00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:00,600
 So yeah, Black Mirror delivers every season, keeps delivering.

503
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:06,600
 And that is like the Twilight Zone for our generation really, or for the younger generation.

504
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,600
 It's great, really good, very relatable.

505
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,600
 It's got quite obviously a following.

506
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,600
 And the new season comes out of and jumps on it now, World War and talks about it.

507
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,600
 Yeah.

508
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,600
 It's quite hard for Charlie Booker at times.

509
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,600
 A bit pressure-wise.

510
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:22,600
 And the director's as well that want to be involved.

511
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:29,600
 And the actors, because you know, you had that one episode that had Josh Hartnett and the guy from...

512
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:30,600
 Breaking Bad.

513
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,600
 Breaking Bad.

514
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,600
 You know, and that was big names in that one.

515
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,600
 You know, and that was another...

516
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,600
 Not that you can remember his name.

517
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:37,600
 No, because I never never watched...

518
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,600
 Aaron Paul.

519
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,600
 That's it, Aaron Paul.

520
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,600
 I never watched Breaking Bad.

521
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,600
 What do you mean you've never seen Breaking Bad?

522
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:45,600
 I've never seen it.

523
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,600
 Look, there's three things I've never seen.

524
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,600
 And everyone blows everyone's mind.

525
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,600
 Breaking Bad.

526
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,600
 Dexter Game of Thrones.

527
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,600
 Never watched any of them.

528
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,600
 And I probably never will, because everyone tells me I need to.

529
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:56,600
 I never was going for it.

530
00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:01,600
 Dexter gave up season five, like I did, Walking Dead.

531
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:06,600
 But Breaking Bad finishes after season five seasons.

532
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,600
 Breaking Bad's great.

533
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,600
 A dude's got cancer and he's like, "I want the fuck can I do?"

534
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,600
 "Oh, I'm really good at fucking chemistry."

535
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:18,600
 Meats one of his fucking students who's just shit in class,

536
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,600
 because he's jumping out of a house,

537
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,600
 like trying to get away from a man,

538
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,600
 who's sleeping with a woman, and he just watches it.

539
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:25,600
 I know, a police raid.

540
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,600
 Anyway, just ends up just, what have meant him,

541
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:28,600
 and they just go into business.

542
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,600
 And then he turns into this nasty fucking...

543
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,600
 I'm the man who knocks.

544
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,600
 And the thing is, I feel like I've seen it,

545
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:39,600
 because it's been on so many clips, so many mean skis.

546
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,600
 It's super good TV, if you want to watch it.

547
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,600
 I don't have the pressure to watch it.

548
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:44,600
 I don't want to watch it.

549
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:45,600
 It is super good TV.

550
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,600
 I never watched the Sopranos either.

551
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,600
 And that's what I probably would like to go back and watch at some point.

552
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,600
 It was the same with the wire.

553
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,600
 I was really late to the wire.

554
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,600
 The wire ended.

555
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,600
 On the same Sopranos.

556
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,600
 And about five or six years after the wire ended,

557
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,600
 someone lent me the entire box set.

558
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,600
 And my god, that was some fucking good television.

559
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,600
 And the other one I've never seen,

560
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,600
 which again I'm definitely going to watch,

561
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,600
 is Sons of Anarchy.

562
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:14,600
 Yeah, I've literally started watching an episode randomly with Sarah.

563
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,600
 She came back and she went to Luke and came out and said,

564
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,600
 "Why are you watching?"

565
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,600
 I was like, "You watch your Sons of Anarchy?"

566
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:21,600
 I said, "Oh, you've seen it?"

567
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:22,600
 She said, "Yeah, I've seen it. It's pretty good."

568
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,600
 And I was like, "Oh, okay, I might get into it."

569
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,600
 I was just interested.

570
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,600
 I dabbled.

571
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,600
 Yeah, I am going to watch it.

572
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,600
 Weirdly, it's all on Disney Plus, so I'll be checking it out.

573
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,600
 Yeah.

574
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:34,600
 And there we go.

575
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:35,600
 Well, there we go.

576
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,600
 I think that's everything covered.

577
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:42,600
 So in a moment, we're going to have a trailer for Razorblade Smile.

578
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,600
 But as this tradition with our patron picks,

579
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:48,600
 first of all, let me present the crown to Holly.

580
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,600
 Here is the patron pick crown.

581
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,600
 You are the queen of this episode.

582
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,600
 And I'm going to read out her message to us.

583
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,600
 So she's very short and sweet.

584
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:03,600
 And thank you, Conde, Holly, up front.

585
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,600
 I don't know obviously what gets, hey.

586
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:09,600
 But thank you very much for sending us in your picks.

587
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:10,600
 Yeah, thank you.

588
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,600
 We really appreciate that.

589
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:18,600
 And it's honestly, there's no pressure for future patrons to ever write anything long or short.

590
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,600
 You can do whatever you want.

591
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,600
 You didn't even have to write anything.

592
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,600
 But Holly has written us something.

593
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,600
 So just a quick chat we had back as before.

594
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:29,600
 As she said, these are the two that I want Razorblade Smile and Cell.

595
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,600
 That's the two.

596
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:39,600
 Razorblade Smile is, I'm picking that one because I used to beg my mum to buy it off the internet back when there was dial up on VHS.

597
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,600
 And it was such a bad film.

598
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,600
 I actually loved it.

599
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:46,600
 Plus I used to love Eileen Daly and absolutely anything.

600
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:51,600
 And I can see as a young person, teenager, boy or girl, why you might like that.

601
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,600
 We probably have a few things to say about that.

602
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,600
 She also said it was very me at the time.

603
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,600
 Big goth wanting to be a vampire cringe.

604
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:01,600
 See, I know it.

605
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,600
 I fucking know it.

606
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,600
 I called this when I was watching it with Sarah.

607
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:09,600
 She said for Cell, Cell is one I just love.

608
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,600
 Many people disagree, but I love the idea of it.

609
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:16,600
 I love the confusion and the panic and I love what the fuck is going on ending.

610
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,600
 I'm also a big John Kusak fan.

611
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,600
 I wish he would do more horror.

612
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:21,600
 So that's my two.

613
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:26,600
 Also, I apologise to both you and Gav for these and for anyone who listens.

614
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,600
 Oh, I don't apologise.

615
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:29,600
 It's fine.

616
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,600
 Well, carry on, sorry.

617
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:38,600
 Well, I will, you know, as I've said before to the patrons, if I don't like a film, we'll say it's not into it.

618
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,600
 And that is normally me.

619
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,600
 But that doesn't mean anything.

620
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,600
 Like everybody has their own films.

621
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,600
 Like I still love, I still know what you did last summer, people don't like.

622
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,600
 I still love Maricor else in Paris, people don't like it.

623
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,600
 It's like in love for Paris.

624
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,600
 I still like Roland Emmerich Godzilla for 97.

625
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,600
 Oh dude, you're talking about like it.

626
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,600
 You're talking about my language.

627
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:03,600
 You're talking about Elijah actually said to me, "Kusakotzilla" and I was like, "Yeah, cool, watch one."

628
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,600
 He goes, "Oh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh."

629
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,600
 And I was like, "Do you mean that?"

630
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,600
 Gav, you know that that could be one of our birthday pics for next year.

631
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,600
 So bear that in mind, one of us needs to pick that one at some point.

632
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:19,600
 Actually, our 10th year anniversary episode this year.

633
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,600
 I know it's my Christmas.

634
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:25,600
 I was thinking we should probably you pick one of your ultimate films,

635
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,600
 I pick an ultimate film.

636
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,600
 Not necessarily horror, but not like a bloody romantic comedy,

637
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:36,600
 but you could go, if it's got definite, I can tell you what we're doing.

638
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,600
 You might not remember it.

639
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,600
 In fact, I know you won't remember what we're doing.

640
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,600
 But that's because it's our 10 year.

641
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,600
 We're doing National Lampoon's Christmas vacation.

642
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,600
 And that's great.

643
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,600
 Maybe the episode before we do a special though, where you pick something,

644
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,600
 I pick something, just to kind of get that in there.

645
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:56,600
 Maybe, maybe.

646
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,600
 Like a special birthday episode for both of us.

647
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:00,600
 Yeah.

648
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:01,600
 Do that.

649
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,600
 So far.

650
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,600
 Anyway.

651
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,600
 But back to Holly.

652
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,600
 So, and then I messaged her last night.

653
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:08,600
 So thanks for your message, Holly.

654
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,600
 I messaged you last night, as you know, because you are a Holly.

655
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,600
 And I said to her, to everybody else, I said,

656
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,600
 "Hey Holly, we're recording your Patreon special tomorrow night."

657
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:43,460
 And she replied, "I hope you don't hate me for aa

658
00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:46,460
 God's back then for me."

659
00:28:46,460 --> 00:28:51,460
 You probably didn't need to speak to that whole message,

660
00:28:51,460 --> 00:28:53,460
 communicata with you.

661
00:28:53,460 --> 00:28:55,460
 She might be like, "That was secrets."

662
00:28:55,460 --> 00:28:56,460
 No, no, no.

663
00:28:56,460 --> 00:28:57,460
 She doesn't mind.

664
00:28:57,460 --> 00:28:58,460
 Okay, cool.

665
00:28:58,460 --> 00:28:59,460
 Yeah, no.

666
00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:00,460
 Thank you, Holly.

667
00:29:00,460 --> 00:29:01,460
 I told her that would be really nice.

668
00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:02,460
 She hasn't given any secrets away there.

669
00:29:02,460 --> 00:29:03,460
 It's all good.

670
00:29:03,460 --> 00:29:04,460
 Yeah, I know.

671
00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:06,460
 Yeah, I wasn't into it.

672
00:29:06,460 --> 00:29:08,460
 There you go.

673
00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:14,460
 I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.

674
00:29:14,460 --> 00:29:17,460
 It's funny because it's a Jake West film.

675
00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:22,460
 Friends on Facebook, I am, but I don't, that doesn't mean anything.

676
00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:23,460
 He's a Friday first patron.

677
00:29:23,460 --> 00:29:24,460
 He goes there quite a lot.

678
00:29:24,460 --> 00:29:29,460
 He's actually got a documentary there this year,

679
00:29:29,460 --> 00:29:30,460
 which is on Thursday.

680
00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:31,460
 I'm off the other Thursday, by the way.

681
00:29:31,460 --> 00:29:33,460
 I'm off the Friday first for the opening movie.

682
00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:34,460
 That time of year, I'm already...

683
00:29:34,460 --> 00:29:35,460
 I know, Super Bowl Flesh.

684
00:29:35,460 --> 00:29:36,460
 Joe Lynch, Super Bowl Flesh.

685
00:29:36,460 --> 00:29:38,460
 What am I talking about?

686
00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:40,460
 The director of Jake West.

687
00:29:40,460 --> 00:29:41,460
 Indeed.

688
00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:46,460
 Yes, but I do like the film we covered.

689
00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:49,460
 Yes, well, we'll get into that when we get into the discussion about the film.

690
00:29:49,460 --> 00:29:56,460
 But before we do all of that, here is a trailer for 1998's Razor Blade Smile.

691
00:29:56,460 --> 00:29:57,460
 Razor Blade Smile.

692
00:29:57,460 --> 00:29:59,460
 That's me trying to...

693
00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:02,460
 Welcome Razor Blade Smile to the stage.

694
00:30:02,460 --> 00:30:05,460
 We are Razor Blade Smile!

695
00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:07,460
 And here's a trailer.

696
00:30:08,460 --> 00:30:10,460
 (GUNSHOTS)

697
00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:12,300
 [explosion]

698
00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:36,980
 (music)

699
00:30:36,980 --> 00:30:46,980
 (screaming)

700
00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:54,980
 (music)

701
00:30:54,980 --> 00:31:04,980
 (music)

702
00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:11,980
 (music)

703
00:31:11,980 --> 00:31:19,980
 (music)

704
00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:26,980
 (music)

705
00:31:26,980 --> 00:31:30,980
 Okay, so razor blade smile from 1998.

706
00:31:30,980 --> 00:31:31,980
 Yes.

707
00:31:31,980 --> 00:31:35,980
 So bear with me, this synopsis is quite long on this one, but I'm going to read it out.

708
00:31:35,980 --> 00:31:44,980
 A beautiful 19th century woman named Lilith Silver tries to intervene when her lover is challenged in a duel.

709
00:31:44,980 --> 00:31:51,980
 Lilith shoots him, but the bullet has no effect on him and he returns fire, critically wounding her and then kills her lover.

710
00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:58,980
 Later, he transforms her into a vampire against her will, and decades later she's now working as a hired assassin,

711
00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:06,980
 targeting members of an elite sect called the Illuminati, who are secretly taking over businesses in the city and the government.

712
00:32:06,980 --> 00:32:16,980
 Inadvertently, her killing spree attracts the attention and she becomes the target of a Scotland Yard cop named Detective Inspector Price.

713
00:32:16,980 --> 00:32:20,980
 See what they did there? Price, Vincent Price, Price.

714
00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:28,980
 Lilith finds out later that the head of the Illuminati is none other than Sir Sethan Blake, the vampire who turned her into the monster.

715
00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:39,980
 Now she's out for revenge against Sir Sethan and his clan of vampire assassins, all while dodging the nosy Detective Inspector Price.

716
00:32:39,980 --> 00:32:42,980
 A brief synopsis, that is not.

717
00:32:42,980 --> 00:32:57,980
 Yes. My synopsis is, if a 15 year old teenager, boy or girl, thought up a good PlayStation game in the 90s,

718
00:32:57,980 --> 00:33:07,980
 but they were a big fan of manga and the Matrix and PVC, then basically my synopsis is,

719
00:33:07,980 --> 00:33:17,980
 Hot PVC Vampire Golf is also an assassin with guns and a samurai sword, throwing some random sex scenes and some slow motion shooting,

720
00:33:17,980 --> 00:33:20,980
 and Bob's your uncle finds your aunt.

721
00:33:20,980 --> 00:33:25,980
 Yeah, it's a random one. It's a...

722
00:33:25,980 --> 00:33:32,980
 Used to be a horror magazine actually in England where you'd get a free DVD, actual free DVD in the case.

723
00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:36,980
 Yes. Remember that? Yeah. Do you remember the name of it? I can't remember.

724
00:33:36,980 --> 00:33:41,980
 No, what was that? Oh, yeah, I do remember that. It was monthly.

725
00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:52,980
 And this was the sort of film you'd get with it. Yeah. Yeah. It feels like a kind of 90s, very late night channel or four movie, possibly.

726
00:33:52,980 --> 00:34:04,980
 Maybe. Yeah. What's interesting about this film is it was made in, probably I'm assuming before '98, released in '98, so it maybe took a year or two to make,

727
00:34:04,980 --> 00:34:19,980
 the budget was around about 20,000 pounds. So we know what we're dealing with here. However, what's interesting is it really had its finger on the pulse of what was about to become the big thing,

728
00:34:19,980 --> 00:34:29,980
 because around about just after this, you had the Matrix in '99, and then you had all your sort of underworld movies, your Resident Evil movies.

729
00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:41,980
 So this was very early precursor to all of that in some ways, because it's a lot of hot chick in PBC with samurai swords and guns being a total badass,

730
00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:49,980
 saying all the sort of lines that you would expect in an action movie. Chucking the blade. She's a vampire as well. Yeah, blade, all of those.

731
00:34:49,980 --> 00:34:57,980
 Like, how do they, you know, I guess they were making this as things like blade were just about to come out.

732
00:34:57,980 --> 00:35:08,980
 The director clearly and the right clearly fan of the genre. I mean, it's a manga studios production, so they obviously got some of their budget from manga.

733
00:35:08,980 --> 00:35:16,980
 Well, possibly, or from there, it's not very big budget, but I was going to say, when you're saying that, as a filmmaker,

734
00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:24,980
 I'm more kudos to them for what they made with 20 grand. Yeah, it's some I'm going to say, but you shouldn't marry a movie on that,

735
00:35:24,980 --> 00:35:29,980
 because you just marry it in a movie. That's how it is. Yeah, exactly.

736
00:35:29,980 --> 00:35:38,980
 Movies, movies cost millions and be awful. With that knowledge, that is 20 grand. I feel a bit more like, oh, fair enough of you.

737
00:35:38,980 --> 00:35:49,980
 Yeah, if I can fair play, you know, yeah. And in fact, when they were when they were starting, you know, the process of making this,

738
00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:58,980
 they had the majority of the cast, Eileen Daley plays the main vampire, let us silver. But what's his name?

739
00:35:58,980 --> 00:36:08,980
 Bloody hell from Shaun of the Dead. I can't remember his name. Bill Nye. He was in talks to Becast as the main old vampire in this 7 Blake,

740
00:36:08,980 --> 00:36:16,980
 pulled out of the last minute, and it went to Christopher Adamson, who is from Judge Dredd, the Stallone Judge Dredd,

741
00:36:16,980 --> 00:36:24,980
 and has been in a bunch of other really big Hollywood films. So crazy that he was in this, but some...

742
00:36:24,980 --> 00:36:33,980
 OK. Yeah, no, let's let's not beat around the bush. This is low budget, but you know, like you said, kudos to the director.

743
00:36:33,980 --> 00:36:42,980
 It's they've done well with the budget they had. And there's some fun to be had on it, but before we get into the gritty of it,

744
00:36:42,980 --> 00:36:52,980
 the plot, let's talk about, you know, our suspicions about why Holly chose this, because we both, I think, probably have the same theory here.

745
00:36:52,980 --> 00:37:01,980
 I like you guys. I just assume it's a teenager, like, 13 year old or whatever, possibly, you know, seeing it seen like that.

746
00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:06,980
 The crow, things like that, and just been like, yeah, I'm just fucking digging this shit.

747
00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:11,980
 Exactly. Exactly. And discovering this movie one day down the fucking rental shop or whatever.

748
00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:19,980
 And they're just going for it in love with it, you know, it's just, it kind of goes with a certain time and place with certain people and certain things.

749
00:37:19,980 --> 00:37:27,980
 Um, I'm, uh, Steve, don't like the film. Not, not my cup of tea. It just, it just sort of dragged a bit and stuff and just.

750
00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:34,980
 I agree with you in that. Um, I can see, I see the audience. There's an audience for it.

751
00:37:34,980 --> 00:37:43,980
 Well, yeah, in 98, you know, if you're a 15 year old boy or a girl, 46 year old male like myself, it's not, it's not the audience, probably.

752
00:37:43,980 --> 00:37:57,980
 But, um, I, so my comparison for this, so I, if I was, again, if I would discover this at the right age, this would definitely be like my comfort blanket, my guilty pleasure.

753
00:37:57,980 --> 00:38:03,980
 And actually, you know, there is a movie that I discovered at about the age of about 15, which is terribly low budget.

754
00:38:03,980 --> 00:38:08,980
 And, but for some reason, people really love it and people give it credit.

755
00:38:08,980 --> 00:38:16,980
 And that's because the director has gone on to do amazing things. But I'm talking about bad taste. Bad taste is a fucking awful film in some ways.

756
00:38:16,980 --> 00:38:17,980
 Really low budget.

757
00:38:17,980 --> 00:38:18,980
 This is amazing.

758
00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:26,980
 Yeah, exactly. Exactly. But that's, I think that's, this is like Holly's bad taste because this caught her at the right age.

759
00:38:26,980 --> 00:38:28,980
 She also begged her mum to rent it for her.

760
00:38:28,980 --> 00:38:30,980
 I need a bad taste.

761
00:38:30,980 --> 00:38:31,980
 Tea shirt.

762
00:38:31,980 --> 00:38:34,980
 And getting your mum's, oh, go on mum, just rent it. Please rent it.

763
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:39,980
 And finally, she caved in and she rented it and then you're at the age where you're sexually awakening as well.

764
00:38:39,980 --> 00:38:44,980
 So you've got all this stuff going on and it's badass vampires, you know, with swords.

765
00:38:44,980 --> 00:38:49,980
 Plus, like you said, if you're into the crow and all that kind of stuff, Holly said she was a goth.

766
00:38:49,980 --> 00:38:55,980
 Maybe still is a little bit of a goth thing as well. Um, then, yeah, I think this is going to catch you at the right age.

767
00:38:55,980 --> 00:39:03,980
 And also, there wasn't an awful lot of movies out there for goths, really, you know, other than the crow, dark city and a couple of other stuff.

768
00:39:03,980 --> 00:39:09,980
 You have to wait until Blade, The Matrix and a few other movies like Resident Evil and The Underworld movies came out.

769
00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:12,980
 So this'll do, you know, there's a little stop gap.

770
00:39:12,980 --> 00:39:16,980
 So I totally see why this is something she wanted us to cover.

771
00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:18,980
 And I, again, this is a patron pick.

772
00:39:18,980 --> 00:39:21,980
 This is up to the patron to tell us what to review.

773
00:39:21,980 --> 00:39:31,980
 And if it's a movie that sits with them for whatever reason, you know, I think it was Matthew that chose Hansel and Gretel, a movie I never thought we'd ever cover.

774
00:39:31,980 --> 00:39:33,980
 We talked about that.

775
00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:44,980
 And it's just like, if it's a movie that sits to do, and I just want to say this to our patrons, either when it's your turn again or when it's your first time, don't be afraid to give us something that means something to you.

776
00:39:44,980 --> 00:39:46,980
 You know, I think it's really important.

777
00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:48,980
 That's the whole point in the patron pick, you know.

778
00:39:48,980 --> 00:39:51,980
 And I'm always giving it to the honest.

779
00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:53,980
 I don't like it and I like it.

780
00:39:53,980 --> 00:39:55,980
 I really like it, but I fucking know I really like this.

781
00:39:55,980 --> 00:39:57,980
 And, you know, it's just to end it.

782
00:39:57,980 --> 00:40:01,980
 I enjoyed so. I didn't think I was going to enjoy so.

783
00:40:01,980 --> 00:40:03,980
 So, there you go.

784
00:40:03,980 --> 00:40:10,980
 Well, this movie, I'm not going to run through the entire plot because, you know, it's well written.

785
00:40:10,980 --> 00:40:11,980
 I'll give it that.

786
00:40:11,980 --> 00:40:12,980
 There is a plot.

787
00:40:12,980 --> 00:40:13,980
 There's a great plot here.

788
00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:21,980
 I think what works well, I think Eileen Daly is really watchable for many reasons.

789
00:40:21,980 --> 00:40:23,980
 The main vampire.

790
00:40:23,980 --> 00:40:24,980
 Not just that, though.

791
00:40:24,980 --> 00:40:26,980
 I think that she's oozes.

792
00:40:26,980 --> 00:40:27,980
 She oozes sexuality.

793
00:40:27,980 --> 00:40:28,980
 I'm not that bad.

794
00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:29,980
 But you're right.

795
00:40:29,980 --> 00:40:30,980
 Yes.

796
00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:35,980
 She is quite sexy, attractive looking lady.

797
00:40:35,980 --> 00:40:38,980
 And she's very good with the dialogue.

798
00:40:38,980 --> 00:40:43,980
 Some of it is a little bit ham-pisty, but she's very good with all the dialogue she's given.

799
00:40:43,980 --> 00:40:49,980
 I like some of the nods, like the chief inspector, detective inspector price, obviously being a nod.

800
00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:50,980
 It's been some price.

801
00:40:50,980 --> 00:40:54,980
 I do like the whole, the vampires are infiltrating the government.

802
00:40:54,980 --> 00:41:00,980
 What's going on with the fact that they could go out in a daylight and they're on photographs?

803
00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:01,980
 Yes.

804
00:41:01,980 --> 00:41:04,980
 So there is a very cool element to this.

805
00:41:04,980 --> 00:41:05,980
 Which is cool.

806
00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:06,980
 I don't mind.

807
00:41:06,980 --> 00:41:07,980
 You could do anything with vampires.

808
00:41:07,980 --> 00:41:13,980
 You don't have, I like actually if, or where also any of these classics, if you actually go, fuck it.

809
00:41:13,980 --> 00:41:16,980
 It's not silver bullets, fucking it's bronze bullets.

810
00:41:16,980 --> 00:41:18,980
 It's carrots.

811
00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:20,980
 It's fucking carrot bullets.

812
00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:21,980
 It's dildos.

813
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,980
 Anywhere else can be killed by dildos.

814
00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:25,980
 From a dildos shot.

815
00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:26,980
 Where's that?

816
00:41:26,980 --> 00:41:27,980
 It's steamed.

817
00:41:27,980 --> 00:41:31,980
 Wow.

818
00:41:31,980 --> 00:41:33,980
 Stephen King's dildo bullet.

819
00:41:33,980 --> 00:41:34,980
 Staring crit.

820
00:41:34,980 --> 00:41:35,980
 Staring wild.

821
00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:36,980
 Watch out.

822
00:41:36,980 --> 00:41:37,980
 You're so good at all.

823
00:41:37,980 --> 00:41:38,980
 You're so good at all.

824
00:41:38,980 --> 00:41:40,980
 He's fired off a big black member.

825
00:41:40,980 --> 00:41:47,980
 The guy turns back into a human.

826
00:41:47,980 --> 00:41:49,980
 This is so good.

827
00:41:49,980 --> 00:41:54,980
 I don't even know where we're going with that.

828
00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:55,980
 Oh yeah.

829
00:41:55,980 --> 00:42:03,980
 So that's one of the things that I think is cool in this is that there is an erasure on and off throughout the movie by the main vampire.

830
00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:06,980
 She's sort of like, "Hi, this is my story.

831
00:42:06,980 --> 00:42:07,980
 You think you're vampires.

832
00:42:07,980 --> 00:42:09,980
 You don't know fuck all about vampires.

833
00:42:09,980 --> 00:42:10,980
 Let me explain."

834
00:42:10,980 --> 00:42:17,980
 So here and there throughout the movie, she gives you the rules, but the real rules in her world, you know, where it's like, it's all nonsense.

835
00:42:17,980 --> 00:42:20,980
 You can see us in the mirror.

836
00:42:20,980 --> 00:42:21,980
 We do shop on photos.

837
00:42:21,980 --> 00:42:23,980
 We can go out in sunlight.

838
00:42:23,980 --> 00:42:25,980
 However, the sun does hurt our eyes.

839
00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:28,980
 So we have to wear shades because we do have sensitive eyes.

840
00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:29,980
 We drink blood.

841
00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:30,980
 That's true.

842
00:42:30,980 --> 00:42:33,980
 There's certain facts that are true about it.

843
00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:36,980
 Crucifixes work a little bit, but not that much.

844
00:42:36,980 --> 00:42:42,980
 And so there's this whole narration on and off where she's like, "Oh, by the way, and it's quite cool, quite funny.

845
00:42:42,980 --> 00:42:47,980
 Almost a bit lock stock at times the way she's talking to the audience.

846
00:42:47,980 --> 00:42:53,980
 There's definitely some influences from British gangster movies in this as well, I think it's safe to say."

847
00:42:53,980 --> 00:43:00,980
 But the plot basically involves the fact that she is a bored vampire, a bit like Highlander.

848
00:43:00,980 --> 00:43:01,980
 She's a mortal.

849
00:43:01,980 --> 00:43:02,980
 She's bored.

850
00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:05,980
 She's been alive for about 100 years.

851
00:43:05,980 --> 00:43:06,980
 There's a lot going on.

852
00:43:06,980 --> 00:43:07,980
 What am I going to do?

853
00:43:07,980 --> 00:43:08,980
 I'm going to become a hit woman.

854
00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:11,980
 I'm going to become an assassin.

855
00:43:11,980 --> 00:43:12,980
 Shags a boss.

856
00:43:12,980 --> 00:43:14,980
 It's not always a shaggy employer.

857
00:43:14,980 --> 00:43:16,980
 It's always a problem.

858
00:43:16,980 --> 00:43:19,980
 Lots of things can go wrong.

859
00:43:19,980 --> 00:43:20,980
 But he's not really a boss.

860
00:43:20,980 --> 00:43:22,980
 He's the guy that brings her the jobs.

861
00:43:22,980 --> 00:43:24,980
 He's an employee of her.

862
00:43:24,980 --> 00:43:25,980
 He's an employee of her.

863
00:43:25,980 --> 00:43:28,980
 And he's like, "I told you I would never have sex with you again."

864
00:43:28,980 --> 00:43:31,980
 And she's like, "Yeah, but I can just look at you."

865
00:43:31,980 --> 00:43:36,980
 And the poor guy, the poor guy guy.

866
00:43:36,980 --> 00:43:43,980
 Basically this woman is quite attractive for a man who walks around and has tight clothing.

867
00:43:43,980 --> 00:43:45,980
 Men are going to look at and go, "Oh, that's right.

868
00:43:45,980 --> 00:43:48,980
 I want my shag in that."

869
00:43:48,980 --> 00:43:53,980
 But it's not like men don't need any help in that.

870
00:43:53,980 --> 00:44:04,980
 Men would just look at a wall with a hole and go, "Oh, I'll shag that."

871
00:44:04,980 --> 00:44:05,980
 But anyway, you know what I'm saying?

872
00:44:05,980 --> 00:44:06,980
 They don't need help.

873
00:44:06,980 --> 00:44:09,980
 They're already appealing me visually.

874
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:10,980
 That looks great.

875
00:44:10,980 --> 00:44:13,980
 They're coming down the old street.

876
00:44:13,980 --> 00:44:17,980
 But then she's just encased.

877
00:44:17,980 --> 00:44:19,980
 There's a couple of you who don't want it.

878
00:44:19,980 --> 00:44:21,980
 I look into my eyes.

879
00:44:21,980 --> 00:44:23,980
 I'm a vampire.

880
00:44:23,980 --> 00:44:27,980
 It's basically when she gets up in the morning, she's like, "I'm getting late."

881
00:44:27,980 --> 00:44:29,980
 "I'm getting late today."

882
00:44:29,980 --> 00:44:31,980
 Every day she wakes up, "I'm getting late today."

883
00:44:31,980 --> 00:44:32,980
 "I'm getting late today."

884
00:44:32,980 --> 00:44:34,980
 Never beat.

885
00:44:34,980 --> 00:44:38,980
 So this stuff at the original, there's some originality here.

886
00:44:38,980 --> 00:44:40,980
 She's an assassin vampire.

887
00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:41,980
 You know, that's cool.

888
00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:42,980
 Living amongst humans.

889
00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:47,980
 The other thing I like, which is, again, it plays with a vampire.

890
00:44:47,980 --> 00:44:50,980
 He's like, "Just don't like Blade then."

891
00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:52,980
 Well, no, he kills vampires.

892
00:44:52,980 --> 00:44:55,980
 He's half vampire and he's out to kill vampires.

893
00:44:55,980 --> 00:44:56,980
 She's in a Saturday.

894
00:44:56,980 --> 00:44:58,980
 If you pay her, she's a hitman, yeah.

895
00:44:58,980 --> 00:45:02,980
 But the other cool thing is, that plays with a vampire myth is,

896
00:45:02,980 --> 00:45:08,980
 she frequents a goth bar full of people who want to be vampires.

897
00:45:08,980 --> 00:45:12,980
 So these are people that wear fake teeth and all think that they're vampires

898
00:45:12,980 --> 00:45:13,980
 and they discuss vampires.

899
00:45:13,980 --> 00:45:14,980
 That's all they do.

900
00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:15,980
 Their life is vampires.

901
00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:17,980
 And there are these people out there.

902
00:45:17,980 --> 00:45:20,980
 Little do they know that Lilith hanging out with them every day,

903
00:45:20,980 --> 00:45:23,980
 every night having drinks with them, she is actually a fucking vampire.

904
00:45:23,980 --> 00:45:27,980
 So when they're all sort of discussing it, she sat there rolling her eyes thinking,

905
00:45:27,980 --> 00:45:30,980
 "Oh, God, you don't know a man who's hanging out with them."

906
00:45:30,980 --> 00:45:32,980
 She's being a vampire, yeah.

907
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:33,980
 Yeah, it's cool.

908
00:45:33,980 --> 00:45:34,980
 I do like that as well.

909
00:45:34,980 --> 00:45:37,980
 She takes one back to her room at one point in Shagzer.

910
00:45:37,980 --> 00:45:40,980
 And it's quite funny because she's like, "Oh, you know,

911
00:45:40,980 --> 00:45:42,980
 we've got real fangs and joking around and stuff."

912
00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:44,980
 And she'll see she has.

913
00:45:44,980 --> 00:45:45,980
 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

914
00:45:45,980 --> 00:45:49,980
 There's a kind of very sexy girl on girl seeing that.

915
00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:50,980
 I actually...

916
00:45:50,980 --> 00:45:53,980
 It's just for that scene is awful.

917
00:45:53,980 --> 00:45:59,980
 I was like, "Have I never ever been like turned on from two women having sex on the camera in front of me?"

918
00:45:59,980 --> 00:46:03,980
 I'm just like, "What is going on with these edits of these shots?"

919
00:46:03,980 --> 00:46:04,980
 So what the fuck?

920
00:46:04,980 --> 00:46:08,980
 Well, before we get into the main plot of it, yeah,

921
00:46:08,980 --> 00:46:11,980
 let's just walk through some of the bits and bobs that happen around the main plot line.

922
00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:13,980
 So yeah, she does kill the odd person here and there.

923
00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:17,980
 There's a photographer, a shithead photographer that turns up.

924
00:46:17,980 --> 00:46:22,980
 He's been employed by the detective to come into the vampire bar and take photos of everybody.

925
00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:25,980
 Because the detective does think that there's such a thing as vampires.

926
00:46:25,980 --> 00:46:26,980
 The guy shows...

927
00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:27,980
 He's right, though.

928
00:46:27,980 --> 00:46:29,980
 He is right, totally.

929
00:46:29,980 --> 00:46:31,980
 He shows the detective.

930
00:46:31,980 --> 00:46:34,980
 The photographer shows the detective the photos.

931
00:46:34,980 --> 00:46:36,980
 And everyone's up on there and that's fine.

932
00:46:36,980 --> 00:46:41,980
 But Lillith thinks, "I better take care of this loose end."

933
00:46:41,980 --> 00:46:47,980
 So she goes back to the photographer's house with him for a private shoot, he thinks.

934
00:46:47,980 --> 00:46:49,980
 And she ends up killing him.

935
00:46:49,980 --> 00:46:50,980
 So sorry about that.

936
00:46:50,980 --> 00:46:54,980
 It's a bit of a twat when he comes into a club, like I did think.

937
00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:57,980
 Like when you're a certain thing, because I used to...

938
00:46:57,980 --> 00:46:59,980
 I lost my virginity to a golf.

939
00:46:59,980 --> 00:47:00,980
 So there we go.

940
00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:06,980
 So I used to hang around with, you know, golf, like, "J'erfang's no, don't think so."

941
00:47:06,980 --> 00:47:08,980
 Goughs and things like that.

942
00:47:08,980 --> 00:47:11,980
 But I would see them as they'd get ridiculed because we'd be skating, hanging out, and

943
00:47:11,980 --> 00:47:14,980
 they'd be there as well, kind of getting ridiculed.

944
00:47:14,980 --> 00:47:18,980
 And so, "Oh, look at you, go some sunshine," or whatever, all that shit.

945
00:47:18,980 --> 00:47:22,980
 And I thought it was a bit rude when this photographer comes in.

946
00:47:22,980 --> 00:47:23,980
 He's just belating this.

947
00:47:23,980 --> 00:47:28,980
 "No, I'm taking photos for this thing where basically I'm depicting people who think they're vampires."

948
00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:35,980
 He's obviously going to give, like, do a bad write-up and say, "These bunch of dickheads in there."

949
00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:36,980
 You know, the way he says it.

950
00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:38,980
 And she's just like, "Oh, let's do it anyway.

951
00:47:38,980 --> 00:47:40,980
 Don't do a bad write-up."

952
00:47:40,980 --> 00:47:42,980
 She's obviously going to do a bad write-up.

953
00:47:42,980 --> 00:47:45,980
 But if you're a vampire, that "Oh, do you've been around for so long?"

954
00:47:45,980 --> 00:47:49,980
 Why are you not wise enough to just notice that this dickhead is going to do a bad write-up?

955
00:47:49,980 --> 00:47:54,980
 But anyway, regardless of that, he's not even doing the write-up.

956
00:47:54,980 --> 00:47:56,980
 Is he getting the snap shots for the detective?

957
00:47:56,980 --> 00:47:59,980
 Yeah, it's all for the detective.

958
00:47:59,980 --> 00:48:05,980
 So the main plot line is that this detective is after Lilith.

959
00:48:05,980 --> 00:48:07,980
 He doesn't know it's Lilith.

960
00:48:07,980 --> 00:48:09,980
 He's after whoever this assassin is.

961
00:48:09,980 --> 00:48:12,980
 It's going around killing people who are part of this Illuminati.

962
00:48:12,980 --> 00:48:14,980
 They wear a ring with an eye on it.

963
00:48:14,980 --> 00:48:23,980
 And this Illuminati are actually a bunch of vampires that have infiltrated the government and other high powers, sort of society.

964
00:48:23,980 --> 00:48:27,980
 And she's been hired to go off and kill them all.

965
00:48:27,980 --> 00:48:29,980
 She doesn't know that, though.

966
00:48:29,980 --> 00:48:31,980
 She doesn't know that, no.

967
00:48:31,980 --> 00:48:34,980
 So we get a scene where the guy's in the bath.

968
00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:36,980
 He's got a little flannel over his mouth.

969
00:48:36,980 --> 00:48:39,980
 It is a little bit kill-less thing.

970
00:48:39,980 --> 00:48:44,980
 But the funny thing is the punch line is, and I'll cut to the chase, really, is.

971
00:48:44,980 --> 00:48:58,980
 So at the very opening scene, a hundred odd years ago, we see her become a vampire because her husband or her lover was killed in a jule, a pistol jule.

972
00:48:58,980 --> 00:49:03,980
 And the guy that killed her husband shot her, but then a bit of her brought her back to life.

973
00:49:03,980 --> 00:49:04,980
 Turns out he was a vampire.

974
00:49:04,980 --> 00:49:11,980
 The punch line is, is that the head of the Illuminati, the head of the police force in Scotland Yard, is that a vampire, Sethan Blake.

975
00:49:11,980 --> 00:49:24,980
 And it transpires that this whole movie, the last 60 years of her life, of her being an assassin, has all been just a little bit of foreplay.

976
00:49:24,980 --> 00:49:32,980
 Because at the very end, she's got about to kill him because it's clearly like, you know, you're the one behind all of this, Sethan.

977
00:49:32,980 --> 00:49:34,980
 You've driven all of this.

978
00:49:34,980 --> 00:49:37,980
 You're the one that wants me dead, and he's like, "Yeah, but don't you want me dead?"

979
00:49:37,980 --> 00:49:41,980
 And they're about to kill each other, and then they kiss, and then they obviously go off to fuck.

980
00:49:41,980 --> 00:49:47,980
 And it's basically been foreplay for about 50 or 60 years, because they're so bored.

981
00:49:47,980 --> 00:49:48,980
 They're a more tall.

982
00:49:48,980 --> 00:49:50,980
 Sethan's not role-playing.

983
00:49:50,980 --> 00:49:52,980
 For 50 years, Gaff.

984
00:49:52,980 --> 00:49:54,980
 Role-playing vampires.

985
00:49:54,980 --> 00:49:56,980
 No, no, they are vampires.

986
00:49:56,980 --> 00:49:58,980
 Yeah, but they're vampires doing role-playing.

987
00:49:58,980 --> 00:50:04,980
 Like they're a bored couple, and want to spice up their sex life.

988
00:50:04,980 --> 00:50:05,980
 Exactly.

989
00:50:05,980 --> 00:50:11,980
 So they're going to bring like this whole elaborate fucking thing and kill people in between.

990
00:50:11,980 --> 00:50:14,980
 So she's been eating loads of people around London.

991
00:50:14,980 --> 00:50:16,980
 He's been getting people, loads of cute people killed.

992
00:50:16,980 --> 00:50:20,980
 She's been fucking away through half of the golf bar.

993
00:50:20,980 --> 00:50:26,980
 And yeah, it's all because they wanted a bit of a spark back in their relationship, which they got at the very end.

994
00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:28,980
 I did think that was a bit weird.

995
00:50:28,980 --> 00:50:31,980
 But again, I didn't see it coming.

996
00:50:31,980 --> 00:50:33,980
 So I'm going to get a glass of little tick.

997
00:50:33,980 --> 00:50:36,980
 I'll have a tick from it, because I didn't see it coming.

998
00:50:36,980 --> 00:50:44,980
 So what I liked about this, I think, let's talk about what we didn't like, and then let's talk about what we did like.

999
00:50:44,980 --> 00:50:52,980
 Because I know we normally guys, I know we normally go from bigoted into end, but the plot is, we kind of covered it really.

1000
00:50:52,980 --> 00:50:54,980
 There's not an awful lot to say.

1001
00:50:54,980 --> 00:50:56,980
 And this is no disrespect to the movie or to Holly.

1002
00:50:56,980 --> 00:50:59,980
 It's just, it's that kind of movie, really, where there isn't an awful lot to say.

1003
00:50:59,980 --> 00:51:00,980
 It's a bit of a cheaper film.

1004
00:51:00,980 --> 00:51:04,980
 But let's talk about first of all what we didn't like, and then let's talk about what we did like.

1005
00:51:04,980 --> 00:51:07,980
 So, is there anything that stands out that you didn't really like about this?

1006
00:51:07,980 --> 00:51:10,980
 Or what's like the worst thing about it, for example?

1007
00:51:10,980 --> 00:51:13,980
 No, of course, no.

1008
00:51:13,980 --> 00:51:15,980
 But the honest as well.

1009
00:51:15,980 --> 00:51:16,980
 The sound effects.

1010
00:51:16,980 --> 00:51:23,980
 There's a gun battle, and it looked like a rain pore, sort of Robert Rodriguez gun battle of men in suits and stuff.

1011
00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:24,980
 Is that the one on the rocket?

1012
00:51:24,980 --> 00:51:28,980
 Yeah, it's like a Ermaer archon crack or something.

1013
00:51:28,980 --> 00:51:37,980
 The sound effects are actually comical though, and it was a bit of a shame really, because that could have been very easy changed.

1014
00:51:37,980 --> 00:51:40,980
 And it'd be all well, you know.

1015
00:51:40,980 --> 00:51:41,980
 Yeah.

1016
00:51:41,980 --> 00:51:42,980
 I don't know.

1017
00:51:42,980 --> 00:51:44,980
 It was, it's just not my sort of film.

1018
00:51:44,980 --> 00:51:46,980
 It went on a little bit too long.

1019
00:51:46,980 --> 00:51:47,980
 I think it just needed a title in it.

1020
00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:51,980
 I reckon like, you know, I don't know at the same time, 20 grand.

1021
00:51:51,980 --> 00:51:52,980
 I'm pretty impressed actually now.

1022
00:51:52,980 --> 00:51:54,980
 I didn't realise this.

1023
00:51:54,980 --> 00:51:56,980
 That does impress me a bit.

1024
00:51:56,980 --> 00:51:58,980
 What about yourself?

1025
00:51:58,980 --> 00:52:02,980
 So, I think, yeah, I agree, maybe it dragged on a little bit.

1026
00:52:02,980 --> 00:52:06,980
 I think some of the actors in it weren't great.

1027
00:52:06,980 --> 00:52:09,980
 Particularly the henchmen, all the henchmen were awful.

1028
00:52:09,980 --> 00:52:11,980
 They all want to be Vinny Jones.

1029
00:52:11,980 --> 00:52:14,980
 You know, obviously Lockstalk had not come out not long before this.

1030
00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:17,980
 And they were all want to be Vinny Joneses.

1031
00:52:17,980 --> 00:52:18,980
 Yeah.

1032
00:52:18,980 --> 00:52:24,980
 I would like to have seen some better course and better practical effects.

1033
00:52:24,980 --> 00:52:26,980
 It wasn't as good as that of light.

1034
00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:34,980
 And the, I think it was just, they just needed more money really.

1035
00:52:34,980 --> 00:52:37,980
 I think, yes, it is impressive what they did for 20K.

1036
00:52:37,980 --> 00:52:39,980
 But you can only do so much.

1037
00:52:39,980 --> 00:52:43,980
 And I think that's my biggest thing really is, it is very low budget.

1038
00:52:43,980 --> 00:52:45,980
 And it does unfortunately show.

1039
00:52:45,980 --> 00:52:48,980
 However, things I did like about it.

1040
00:52:48,980 --> 00:52:50,980
 I did love Eileen Daly in it.

1041
00:52:50,980 --> 00:52:52,980
 I think she's brilliant in it.

1042
00:52:52,980 --> 00:52:55,980
 I liked, I really liked the story.

1043
00:52:55,980 --> 00:52:57,980
 I thought it was original.

1044
00:52:57,980 --> 00:52:59,980
 Like I've said, Vampire Assassin.

1045
00:52:59,980 --> 00:53:03,980
 I liked the elements that she's going and drinking with people who want to be Van Byers.

1046
00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:06,980
 Not knowing that she secretly is a Van By.

1047
00:53:06,980 --> 00:53:07,980
 I think that's really cool.

1048
00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:09,980
 I'm very original.

1049
00:53:09,980 --> 00:53:12,980
 I thought she was really watchable and incredibly sexy.

1050
00:53:12,980 --> 00:53:14,980
 And I loved the twist at the end.

1051
00:53:14,980 --> 00:53:17,980
 As silly as it sounds, it kind of worked for me.

1052
00:53:17,980 --> 00:53:21,980
 I just thought, well, of course this is all just a bit of foreplay over the last 50 years.

1053
00:53:21,980 --> 00:53:24,980
 Of course.

1054
00:53:24,980 --> 00:53:26,980
 So there are things I liked about it.

1055
00:53:26,980 --> 00:53:27,980
 Honestly, there are.

1056
00:53:27,980 --> 00:53:30,980
 I didn't like, I haven't got stuff I did like.

1057
00:53:30,980 --> 00:53:36,980
 But I didn't like the fact that the PCP, no, the PC did PCP.

1058
00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:39,980
 I actually started calling him PCPCP.

1059
00:53:39,980 --> 00:53:44,980
 But then on the next scene, didn't look strung out whatsoever.

1060
00:53:44,980 --> 00:53:47,980
 I looked absolutely normal and I was like, that's such a shame.

1061
00:53:47,980 --> 00:53:49,980
 I was waiting for him to turn up a bit like, ahh.

1062
00:53:49,980 --> 00:53:56,980
 So for the listeners, there is a moment where the detective is going to stay cut out.

1063
00:53:56,980 --> 00:54:02,980
 He tries to stake Lilith and she ends up staking him with his own wooden stake.

1064
00:54:02,980 --> 00:54:06,980
 And you think it's going to die of his wounds, but he manages to not die of it.

1065
00:54:06,980 --> 00:54:09,980
 But he's got a great gaping wound in his stomach.

1066
00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:15,980
 So in order to go off and fight the final battle, he gets some PCP, which has been confiscated

1067
00:54:15,980 --> 00:54:17,980
 from an earlier crime scene.

1068
00:54:17,980 --> 00:54:20,980
 Does a bunch of PCP, but yeah, nothing really comes of it.

1069
00:54:20,980 --> 00:54:25,980
 That would have been awesome to see a cop on PCP just being like, ahh.

1070
00:54:25,980 --> 00:54:26,980
 Imagine that.

1071
00:54:26,980 --> 00:54:31,980
 That's what it's hoping for and I like calling him PCPCP.

1072
00:54:31,980 --> 00:54:33,980
 I thought that was alright as well.

1073
00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:40,980
 Is there ever been a film where Nicholas Cage does a bunch of coke or PCP and then goes into battle?

1074
00:54:40,980 --> 00:54:41,980
 Mandy.

1075
00:54:41,980 --> 00:54:43,980
 Yes, of course, of course.

1076
00:54:43,980 --> 00:54:44,980
 Mandy's incredible.

1077
00:54:44,980 --> 00:54:51,980
 There's a scene I did like where they've pulled her in to interrogate her.

1078
00:54:51,980 --> 00:54:58,240
 one of the detectives is not as like a uh uh believe in all really like what you're saying

1079
00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:03,840
 to me uh and everyone's like oh he doesn't say it just yet he's just like pulling her

1080
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:05,560
 in for whatever reason.

1081
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:09,860
 Then just springs on a boat I think her vampire and she's also got it whatever whatever when

1082
00:55:09,860 --> 00:55:13,440
 he looks away she falls her fangs out to show him.

1083
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,560
 Loved that bit.

1084
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:21,140
 This scene was actually uh fairly well crafted um it was the only scene in the whole film

1085
00:55:21,140 --> 00:55:26,220
 which maybe like it was more elevated than the others because there was some tension.

1086
00:55:26,220 --> 00:55:32,840
 And um so uh then it you know um he's then he goes or grabs some stakes and goes towards

1087
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:36,420
 the attacker so the other detective has to come in and then it's just like pulls them

1088
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:39,900
 out and then comes back and says I'm so sorry you're free to go and she's like yeah fuck

1089
00:55:39,900 --> 00:55:44,260
 fuck sake you know you can't just bring people in like this as I could see or whatever.

1090
00:55:44,260 --> 00:55:48,500
 But back and forth that was alright that wasn't a bad episode.

1091
00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:53,580
 I've seen it as quite tight in a way um with a little bit of tension so I quite enjoyed

1092
00:55:53,580 --> 00:55:54,580
 that.

1093
00:55:54,580 --> 00:55:58,420
 I think she's great at it and I think you know she's definitely the best thing in the film

1094
00:55:58,420 --> 00:56:05,420
 and uh with better budget um tighter editing and maybe even a slightly better script and

1095
00:56:05,420 --> 00:56:12,180
 surround her with better actors she'd be brilliant in in if this was a bigger budget film um

1096
00:56:12,180 --> 00:56:20,420
 but yeah you know I'm not gonna I couldn't really recommend this um I wouldn't say this

1097
00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:25,580
 is like an amazing film but there's definitely bits in it I would like I liked and I would

1098
00:56:25,580 --> 00:56:32,420
 say if you I just if you just want to check out a low budget vampire film got especially

1099
00:56:32,420 --> 00:56:36,100
 if you were a goth if you want to be reminded of what it was like when you were a 15 year

1100
00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:38,860
 old goth this is going to call to you if you watch it.

1101
00:56:38,860 --> 00:56:45,260
 I was never a goth see so um that's another thing where you know I love the crow I love

1102
00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:50,220
 the I love the blade and dark city I love those goth elements but I was never a goth

1103
00:56:50,220 --> 00:56:54,340
 so maybe um it doesn't appeal to me as much as it would someone like Holly I don't know

1104
00:56:54,340 --> 00:56:59,660
 but um I can't really recommend it however I'm not going to fully slate the film and say

1105
00:56:59,660 --> 00:57:04,540
 it's awful there's definitely some good elements to it they did well with a budget.

1106
00:57:04,540 --> 00:57:11,260
 Um I like the uh uh kind of found footage cam called a tape thing going on which is the

1107
00:57:11,260 --> 00:57:17,260
 uh envelope with the tape on she watches the HS tape and it's the man sort of saying they've

1108
00:57:17,260 --> 00:57:23,020
 got the money there's uh yeah because I like found footage and it seemed a bit more modern

1109
00:57:23,020 --> 00:57:27,740
 because funny enough because we know found footage to look like that they all look the same it

1110
00:57:27,740 --> 00:57:31,020
 kind of pulled that out of the film for a moment.

1111
00:57:31,020 --> 00:57:37,180
 What I liked actually um it's a very much like a nylation as well so that maybe it's really

1112
00:57:37,180 --> 00:57:43,740
 good I love a nylation but as a camp they find a cam called a tape of the woman's uh uh

1113
00:57:43,740 --> 00:57:44,740
 boyfriend.

1114
00:57:44,740 --> 00:57:46,300
 Have you seen a nylation?

1115
00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:49,660
 Yeah I haven't funny enough there's an episode of Black Mirror one of my favorite episodes

1116
00:57:49,660 --> 00:57:58,780
 from season six which involves some VHS tapes um yeah of torture and that episode blew me

1117
00:57:58,780 --> 00:58:00,780
 away as well.

1118
00:58:00,780 --> 00:58:01,660
 You still agree with that?

1119
00:58:01,660 --> 00:58:03,900
 I liked it in this one I thought the tape thing was okay.

1120
00:58:03,900 --> 00:58:07,100
 Well what I think ultimately what I like about this film ultimately where my

1121
00:58:07,100 --> 00:58:12,300
 where it gets a big tick from me is it's because of its age because of what it was

1122
00:58:12,300 --> 00:58:17,260
 because of its influences those influences while I'm watching this remind me of

1123
00:58:17,260 --> 00:58:27,100
 where we were at in the UK in sort of '97, '98 where we were grasping at new things we were

1124
00:58:27,100 --> 00:58:29,100
 grasping at vampires.

1125
00:58:29,100 --> 00:58:34,940
 There's elements even of British horror flicks um British gangster flicks in this but there's

1126
00:58:34,940 --> 00:58:39,980
 also some sort of Tarantino-y style bits and you can really see what the director was being

1127
00:58:39,980 --> 00:58:47,500
 influenced by and for that reason alone I like this as a sort of reminder like a trip down memory

1128
00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:50,860
 lane and where cinema was at around about this time.

1129
00:58:50,860 --> 00:58:55,740
 Well I do yeah and I do like Jake West's um uh what's it called and dog?

1130
00:58:56,780 --> 00:59:02,780
 Yes well we should mention Jake West actually so the director Jake West uh did

1131
00:59:02,780 --> 00:59:04,580
 director Dolce which we've reviewed.

1132
00:59:04,580 --> 00:59:08,060
 Dolce House yeah I don't mind it except there's no ending it's really weird.

1133
00:59:08,060 --> 00:59:12,380
 It ends in a shopping trolley but we reviewed it and we loved it we both loved that one.

1134
00:59:12,380 --> 00:59:19,740
 He's also done evil aliens um and he did the uh a segment in the ABCs of Death as well um

1135
00:59:19,740 --> 00:59:24,860
 I've never seen evil aliens um but it was on used to be on the horror channel quite a lot

1136
00:59:25,820 --> 00:59:29,500
 I was just never going to watch in it but yeah so Jake West has done you know he's done stuff

1137
00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:32,300
 um I would have got to start somewhere I suppose.

1138
00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:38,540
 But yeah that's that's kind of that's all I've really got to say on this like I said I couldn't

1139
00:59:38,540 --> 00:59:43,500
 100% really recommend this to you but the good things I'll leave you with are it is a good snapshot

1140
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:52,140
 of where we were at of where cinema was at at this time in the 90s and it's all about um Eileen

1141
00:59:52,140 --> 00:59:59,500
 David yes yes yes he's quite a attractive lady to watch um yeah you know I can't recommend this

1142
00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:06,940
 I'm afraid um don't know yeah I think what Dan said really if if you're into that sort of thing or

1143
01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:14,940
 you want to feel of that sort of era then yeah check it out um but yeah for any again the

1144
01:00:14,940 --> 01:00:20,300
 kudos that's only granted for making it though that's pretty cool word okay well that's really

1145
01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:27,100
 a great smile I've got uh Mr Bill Murray's just walked in oh I built why are you wearing

1146
01:00:27,100 --> 01:00:33,580
 the back half of a pantomime horse outfit and where's the front where is the front

1147
01:00:33,580 --> 01:00:40,140
 and who's in the front is it that I cried oh hang on he's saying it's something to do with animals

1148
01:00:40,140 --> 01:00:44,700
 all we all will be revealed when we get into world of the strange oh okay we get into world

1149
01:00:44,700 --> 01:00:48,380
 the strange yeah but you're you're just being the backhand of a donkey or a horse

1150
01:00:48,380 --> 01:00:53,980
 because that's the bit that's got the penis attached right okay great nice one Bill

1151
01:00:53,980 --> 01:00:59,100
 okay well let's get into some world of the strange and see what other us going on with this

1152
01:00:59,100 --> 01:01:09,260
 animal stuff yeah let's do it hi welcome back to world of the strange

1153
01:01:10,060 --> 01:01:23,180
 world of the strange world of the strange world

1154
01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:33,660
 thank you Bill Murray for that intro um I understand why he's wearing the back end of a pantomime horse now

1155
01:01:34,860 --> 01:01:41,740
 um because I have got three animal related stories here animals attack

1156
01:01:41,740 --> 01:01:46,780
 have um although Bill you could have worn anything could have worn a gorilla outfit

1157
01:01:46,780 --> 01:01:51,500
 could have worn anything and that's what you've chosen to wear but that's up to you

1158
01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:55,260
 you are Bill Murray you do what you do don't know we actually have a penis attached to him

1159
01:01:55,260 --> 01:01:59,580
 the pantomime horses do they well I think these glued that on that's just a big old deal though

1160
01:01:59,580 --> 01:02:05,420
 isn't it look at it it's terrible it's flopping on the wind like that in the wind

1161
01:02:05,420 --> 01:02:11,740
 well there's three animals here um one of them you would expect to attack but the other two I

1162
01:02:11,740 --> 01:02:18,700
 don't think you'll you'll be expecting so I'll start off with the shark shall I all right shark

1163
01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:26,700
 attacks so here's the the headline a brother dies into the water and fights off a nine foot long

1164
01:02:26,700 --> 01:02:34,860
 shark to free his sister from its teeth oh nice was it a great white it was a great white in Florida

1165
01:02:34,860 --> 01:02:42,140
 so what do you do a 17 year old girl suffered a shark attack in a Florida beach but it's alive

1166
01:02:42,140 --> 01:02:49,820
 today thanks to her brother's quick actions okay she was just in the waters about five foot deep

1167
01:02:49,820 --> 01:02:55,660
 in uh just off Kenton beach or Keaton beach sorry when a shark bit her and as we know when they

1168
01:02:55,660 --> 01:03:03,260
 bike out they don't let go no they're hungry no hungry boys she said the next thing you knew

1169
01:03:03,260 --> 01:03:08,300
 something latched onto my leg and I was like well this doesn't seem right then I looked down and

1170
01:03:08,300 --> 01:03:16,460
 it was a great big shark that's a bit scary but I don't know your mind might not actually kind of

1171
01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:21,740
 realized really at the time you'd probably go it's a bad thing but I don't know if you'd really take

1172
01:03:21,740 --> 01:03:27,260
 it all in at that moment you'd probably going to shock later on you know now not to say anything

1173
01:03:27,260 --> 01:03:33,660
 about people from Florida but there is like a bit of a stereotype about people from Florida

1174
01:03:33,660 --> 01:03:40,300
 so I don't know if any violence is often Florida but but they're they're pretty um hardcore they

1175
01:03:40,300 --> 01:03:46,220
 they don't mess about you know nothing that's fairly known around the world nothing phases them

1176
01:03:46,220 --> 01:03:51,820
 so her next the next comment is she says I remembered watching an animal planet episode that said you

1177
01:03:51,820 --> 01:03:56,460
 were supposed to punch a shark in the nose I thought ah I'll just punch this shark however I

1178
01:03:56,460 --> 01:04:01,180
 couldn't lean around enough to punch it in the nose and it bit me further as I did that

1179
01:04:01,180 --> 01:04:06,700
 so her first instinct was I'd better punch this shark actually because I've read that it's

1180
01:04:06,700 --> 01:04:13,900
 probably getting a better grip as well so um she tried to pull it off her leg with her bare hands

1181
01:04:13,900 --> 01:04:16,460
 but obviously again it's a great way of shark his nine foot tall

1182
01:04:16,460 --> 01:04:24,940
 not at all it's not talking along walking along right I'm a shark that'd be scary I wouldn't

1183
01:04:24,940 --> 01:04:32,460
 it back it out massive big massive cuckly shark coming at you in Florida even scarier you're in

1184
01:04:32,460 --> 01:04:36,860
 Florida girl man I love Florida and then you like he says I've come to fucking eat you all

1185
01:04:38,300 --> 01:04:45,660
 um anyway her brother Rhett said he saw some blood in the water and thought something's going on there

1186
01:04:45,660 --> 01:04:51,100
 I better jump in and help him hmm could have been anything it was a shark that's how much he loves

1187
01:04:51,100 --> 01:04:59,340
 his sister so he said he saw a ball back up and it saw blood flying out the water then he saw the

1188
01:04:59,340 --> 01:05:05,500
 shark attached to her leg and he thought damn it I've got to go in so he swam over he grabbed her

1189
01:05:06,380 --> 01:05:13,100
 he pushed the shark he punched the shark the shark kept coming at him sort of hitting into him with

1190
01:05:13,100 --> 01:05:18,700
 his head all the while holding onto his sister so he managed to punch the shark enough times that

1191
01:05:18,700 --> 01:05:27,260
 he started to let her go he pulled his sister out of the shark's mouth kicked the shark a couple of

1192
01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:34,940
 times for good measure this guy is pretty hardcore and then swam backwards taking a sister with him

1193
01:05:35,980 --> 01:05:39,260
 the shark didn't come after him I'm not surprised it was probably afraid

1194
01:05:39,260 --> 01:05:49,900
 order up on the boat and port called another boat over nearby where they made a tourniquet out of

1195
01:05:49,900 --> 01:05:58,220
 boat rope and yeah she's alive today to tell the tale she has lost part of her leg though the bottom

1196
01:05:58,220 --> 01:06:04,140
 half of her leg but it's not enough that she can't have a prosthetic and potentially still walk around

1197
01:06:05,020 --> 01:06:11,180
 on it so thank god for her brother because if it had been a different bite she would have lost

1198
01:06:11,180 --> 01:06:20,380
 too much blood and died so yeah that's the first I think I feel like the headline should have been

1199
01:06:20,380 --> 01:06:26,540
 Florida man punch shark that would have been a better headline yeah but yeah there we go so

1200
01:06:26,540 --> 01:06:30,780
 there's your first animal attack what would you want to be thinking that one bill no done away

1201
01:06:30,780 --> 01:06:36,860
 at that one guy i feel it's very brave of the young lad and well done him jumping in 17 years old

1202
01:06:36,860 --> 01:06:43,900
 as well wind when i was 17 i would i was afraid to sort of i don't know my kids would defend each

1203
01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:51,100
 each of them they have before they have defense not to not to shark so it's going to say cockney sharks

1204
01:06:51,100 --> 01:06:55,100
 they're cockney sharks in Florida back here i'll come

1205
01:06:57,980 --> 01:07:02,540
 well on to the next story so i said to you that the first one was going to be you know obvious

1206
01:07:02,540 --> 01:07:11,740
 the second animal attack not so obvious rabbit although jubil although it is known if you know

1207
01:07:11,740 --> 01:07:16,060
 enough about animals you know that this is one of the biggest killers screw in on the planet right

1208
01:07:16,060 --> 01:07:25,180
 hippo that doesn't surprise me though hippo have you seen the mouth and jewels of a hippo let me

1209
01:07:25,180 --> 01:07:31,340
 tell you it's like some scary prehistoric stuff almost here's the headline what do they do what

1210
01:07:31,340 --> 01:07:41,260
 do they do here's the headline hippo swallows a two-year-old boy hole in Uganda and then vomits

1211
01:07:41,260 --> 01:07:52,140
 him back up oh does it do it happen to the kid he's all right wow i knew like this one has he got

1212
01:07:52,140 --> 01:08:00,300
 a story for the pie tell him what happened when you were two oh yeah one of my first memories

1213
01:08:00,300 --> 01:08:09,660
 actually is being inside a hippo i wonder if you will ever have like some sort of flashback oh god

1214
01:08:09,660 --> 01:08:14,620
 when he's in a dark wet place oh

1215
01:08:17,020 --> 01:08:21,980
 so the toddler was playing near his home on the shores of a lake in katwe kapatoro

1216
01:08:21,980 --> 01:08:27,740
 which is the town where he lived in Uganda when the hungry hungry hippo

1217
01:08:27,740 --> 01:08:33,100
 grabbed him with his huge jewels if he did it like that as well i pulled a red round

1218
01:08:33,100 --> 01:08:40,460
 in a miracle the two-year-old boy survived after being gulped down by the rogue hippopotamus

1219
01:08:41,100 --> 01:08:47,580
 the hippo spit the toddler back out after an onlooker started throwing stones at the animal

1220
01:08:47,580 --> 01:08:53,900
 which made it vomit i don't think it's probably the stones i think it's probably more likely that

1221
01:08:53,900 --> 01:08:59,260
 it was a two-year-old boy which is and my children are too they're quite big trying to swallow that

1222
01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:02,860
 they probably realize oh i can't actually swallow this i'm gonna have to be sick yeah

1223
01:09:04,860 --> 01:09:09,180
 how shocking of the parents or feel like the baby's here

1224
01:09:09,180 --> 01:09:14,940
 yeah you take your eyes up in for one moment and the hippos come along and swallow them whole

1225
01:09:14,940 --> 01:09:20,540
 and what is what is the purpose of hippos eh i know there's no real purpose for a lot of animals

1226
01:09:20,540 --> 01:09:27,900
 really but what elephants elephants are kind of cool they seem all right quite quite with the

1227
01:09:27,900 --> 01:09:33,340
 episode so far what is the point in the hippo but what is the point in the hippo they kind of just

1228
01:09:33,340 --> 01:09:37,980
 hang out in the mud they don't really reveal themselves until they want to eat a two-year-old

1229
01:09:37,980 --> 01:09:44,620
 so hippopotamus is i believe latin for river horse um but i couldn't tell you what the point

1230
01:09:44,620 --> 01:09:50,300
 in the hippo is it's definitely not river horse so is it but they can run really fast

1231
01:09:50,300 --> 01:09:54,940
 they're really really fast which is why they're one of the biggest killers on the planet

1232
01:09:54,940 --> 01:10:02,940
 hippo racing yep i want to see that now okay

1233
01:10:03,580 --> 01:10:07,020
 rhinos rhinos i don't know they got the spot don't they

1234
01:10:07,020 --> 01:10:09,740
 spikes

1235
01:10:09,740 --> 01:10:15,740
 horns it's not a triceratops rhinos have got the horns though and they they've got

1236
01:10:15,740 --> 01:10:19,660
 like there's no real purpose there but they've got their place in the safari

1237
01:10:19,660 --> 01:10:24,780
 what's their place just doing a safari it's there they've got elephants lines and then you've got

1238
01:10:24,780 --> 01:10:29,180
 the rhinos they've got their place that horn yeah but they get but without horn they get in trouble

1239
01:10:29,180 --> 01:10:33,180
 because the poachers want that horn then the ivory poachers yeah but if you know that rhinos

1240
01:10:33,180 --> 01:10:40,540
 reward you of that thing about to like penetrate you that would be just bad well that depends

1241
01:10:40,540 --> 01:10:45,420
 what's scary that'd be that's got this place but hippo and then that is a scary animal too

1242
01:10:45,420 --> 01:10:51,180
 but what is it what's going on with that i don't know that's maybe a subject for another time but

1243
01:10:51,180 --> 01:10:55,980
 let's get into the story of this one the toddler the toddler is playing near a time when the shores

1244
01:10:55,980 --> 01:11:00,860
 of a lake in december and the hungry hippo grabbed him with its huge jaws before the animal could

1245
01:11:00,860 --> 01:11:05,660
 swallow him whole by stand-to-began for him rocks it this caused it to vomit the boy back up so the

1246
01:11:05,660 --> 01:11:11,660
 police identified the toddler as eager pool and said the animal had granted from by the head

1247
01:11:11,660 --> 01:11:19,660
 oh god and they swallowed him down whole they said the boy has sustained injuries on one of his hands

1248
01:11:19,660 --> 01:11:25,740
 that's all and was sent to the hospital for further treatment the victim was immediately rushed to

1249
01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:31,100
 treatment at clinic for the injury on his hand later went to hospital for further treatment

1250
01:11:31,100 --> 01:11:38,300
 but he's now fully recovered him in discharge and he had to have a vaccine for rabies not fucking

1251
01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:45,260
 surprise hippo apparently might have had rabies so a rabid a rabid hippo yeah that's probably why

1252
01:11:45,260 --> 01:11:52,860
 you know it's probably not common as as you've brought up in a story is um you know cake gave you

1253
01:11:52,860 --> 01:12:00,380
 these didn't she sorry yes i should say cake pollock uh go and check out um cake pollock show um

1254
01:12:00,380 --> 01:12:06,700
 thank you for these cake um i like animal ones i know it's more i just thought yeah she she gave

1255
01:12:06,700 --> 01:12:12,380
 us the shark in the hippo but she didn't give me the third one um but yeah thank you to cake so much i

1256
01:12:12,380 --> 01:12:18,140
 very very well done gab for that credit yeah it's fucking hell that's gnarly isn't it uh eternal

1257
01:12:18,140 --> 01:12:22,380
 darkness of the not so spotless mind is her show that she does very good go listen to it um

1258
01:12:23,020 --> 01:12:26,860
 yes have you ever sat on the hungry hippo you know the hungry hippo game if you ever

1259
01:12:26,860 --> 01:12:31,900
 has done a sit on ones no that says awesome that's amazing so when you come down my way i'll take

1260
01:12:31,900 --> 01:12:35,260
 you to an arcade where you can actually sit on it and do it like that and it's a massive head

1261
01:12:35,260 --> 01:12:41,420
 well the last part of this one is hippos despite being herbivores which as we know means vegetarian

1262
01:12:41,420 --> 01:12:46,060
 can be extremely aggressive when threatened or when they feel threatened they've been

1263
01:12:46,060 --> 01:12:51,900
 observed charging and attacking boats and canoes and a few months ago three lions were attempting

1264
01:12:51,900 --> 01:12:58,620
 to cross the river in botswana where an angry hippo decided that's lunch and killed them all

1265
01:12:58,620 --> 01:13:06,860
 oh yeah lion oh i i i i i take it all back hippo's got a place there's many foot mo lots of footage

1266
01:13:06,860 --> 01:13:14,860
 on youtube of incidents according to uh az animals there are around 500 deaths a year

1267
01:13:14,860 --> 01:13:23,820
 of humans being killed by hippos in africa so like i said they are one of the biggest killers on the

1268
01:13:23,820 --> 01:13:30,060
 planet out of most animals obviously mosquitoes kill a lot of humans because of malaria but

1269
01:13:31,260 --> 01:13:39,180
 polar bears are up there and hippopotamuses just the sheer amount they are classed as one of the

1270
01:13:39,180 --> 01:13:46,220
 world's deadliest animals so that is their place gaff when the creator was making hippos and his

1271
01:13:46,220 --> 01:13:52,940
 helper went what the fuck this big fat sort of horse but not giant mate what's it gonna do and

1272
01:13:52,940 --> 01:13:58,220
 the creator just says well gonna make it one of the deadliest animals on the planet hip hop up us

1273
01:13:59,900 --> 01:14:06,860
 hippo-pottabas hippo-pottabas so there we go we gone from sharks to hippos who would win

1274
01:14:06,860 --> 01:14:16,140
 charcoal hippo hippo yeah that jaw is big i reckon the hippo would win if it has what comes down to

1275
01:14:16,140 --> 01:14:23,260
 did you say the leopets they killed leopets or toggles lions like fucking lions are bad boys

1276
01:14:23,260 --> 01:14:31,660
 aren't i i know i feel the jungle no match for hippo um the last animal gaff in my my trilogy of

1277
01:14:31,660 --> 01:14:40,060
 animal attacks here's the headline you ready for the headline go i felt a bite on my butt

1278
01:14:41,580 --> 01:14:48,940
 so then i realized the otters were working together against me otters

1279
01:14:48,940 --> 01:14:59,260
 was he was he dangerously close to a nest or their dam it's a lady a woman in california she's

1280
01:14:59,260 --> 01:15:05,580
 been attacked by a group of otters while swimming in a river which needed her to be rushed to hospital

1281
01:15:05,580 --> 01:15:11,340
 for treatment well they weren't thinking dinner though were they they were probably attacking

1282
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:16,780
 because she was close to like some babies or something yeah probably uh the attack occurred

1283
01:15:16,780 --> 01:15:25,420
 in feather river lovely name feather river with two river otters decided to attack her bottom

1284
01:15:25,420 --> 01:15:32,300
 maybe it's just sexy ors maybe they're like hmm i'll take a bite out of that maybe like carry on otters

1285
01:15:32,300 --> 01:15:40,460
 um she says i felt a bite on my bottom i looked rained i thought have i sat on a sharp rock

1286
01:15:40,460 --> 01:15:42,860
 then i realized there was an otter and then two

1287
01:15:42,860 --> 01:15:50,700
 they continued attacking her biting her all over her legs her bottom and then a third one popped

1288
01:15:50,700 --> 01:15:55,340
 up in front of me he said i like velociraptors oh my god you just seen a water going kill if you

1289
01:15:55,340 --> 01:16:01,180
 go from one just appears in front of you she said slowly just comes up with his eyes just had the

1290
01:16:01,180 --> 01:16:06,060
 war and staring at you she said i was very disorientated because i was i was half under the

1291
01:16:06,060 --> 01:16:12,700
 water trying to contain my maintain my breathing but i was being savaged by these two otters when

1292
01:16:12,700 --> 01:16:16,780
 the third one appeared and i couldn't i couldn't understand what i was looking at because otters

1293
01:16:16,780 --> 01:16:21,100
 are such cute furry little creatures it's just something just didn't add up to me what you reckon

1294
01:16:21,100 --> 01:16:25,660
 the mouse spell is like inch and a half i don't know but they've got really sharp teeth because

1295
01:16:25,660 --> 01:16:31,100
 they bite through wood don't they fuck yeah those teeth would be really not beavers but they still

1296
01:16:31,100 --> 01:16:36,780
 they got very sharp teeth for ready for flesh the evolution of them is to take over human

1297
01:16:36,780 --> 01:16:43,820
 she said it seemed planned and orchestrated see see they're fucking gonna take over

1298
01:16:43,820 --> 01:16:49,660
 and they didn't stop biting me until i clawed my way out of the water once i got onto the river bank

1299
01:16:49,660 --> 01:16:55,820
 they all stared at me see and then swam back off to wherever they'd come from we need to train

1300
01:16:55,820 --> 01:17:04,140
 hippopotamuses to come and take them out they're gonna take over the world river otters can grow up

1301
01:17:04,140 --> 01:17:10,940
 to four feet long with a third of their body length being made up of their strong muscular

1302
01:17:10,940 --> 01:17:16,220
 tail which they can use to knock you over because they've got these big paddle tails haven't they

1303
01:17:16,220 --> 01:17:23,420
 just spin around like a low flying sort of low 360 kick as you go down they just nibble at your face

1304
01:17:25,260 --> 01:17:31,020
 she said they looked exactly as you would expect they were really cute they weren't

1305
01:17:31,020 --> 01:17:36,540
 bearing their teeth or anything until they said they attack they seem so organized it was like

1306
01:17:36,540 --> 01:17:44,460
 they were working together in that case i actually do think they were thinking food i don't know it's

1307
01:17:44,460 --> 01:17:52,220
 bit weird isn't it yeah like do you wouldn't need that many to do like that especially one

1308
01:17:52,220 --> 01:17:57,260
 coming up there so how they could get rid of it the plan is to go circle or circle her

1309
01:17:57,260 --> 01:18:01,580
 unless it's to take her down well i think you might have a good theory because apparently

1310
01:18:01,580 --> 01:18:09,100
 there was an attack two days before a hundred miles away where three otters attacked another person

1311
01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:16,780
 leaving them with 15 bites on their legs i wonder if they got a rabies check or there's like some

1312
01:18:16,780 --> 01:18:27,500
 fucking human blood's been tasted where otters where otters they're otter where otter

1313
01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:35,980
 um it's very rare for them to attack humans but there have been two in quick succession

1314
01:18:35,980 --> 01:18:43,900
 basically don't go near otters um don't stroke them they're not cute you know they look cute but

1315
01:18:43,900 --> 01:18:50,860
 they will defend themselves and they will fuck you up so there we go guys thanks very much again

1316
01:18:50,860 --> 01:18:56,220
 to Kate for the shark in the hippo and i came up with the otter one all on my own thanks okay

1317
01:18:56,220 --> 01:19:04,620
 in the news yeah pretty crazy stuff there um who would you like to who would you want to fight

1318
01:19:04,620 --> 01:19:14,220
 out of all of those the shark three otters or a hippo well i can't all of them and whoever you

1319
01:19:14,220 --> 01:19:20,460
 fight the other ones are helping you can you have fall to apparatus so you can breathe yes

1320
01:19:20,460 --> 01:19:27,420
 so whichever one you are fighting against the other two will help you wow

1321
01:19:29,900 --> 01:19:37,980
 all of that's kind of all right uh easy easy so you've got to fight the otters and you've got

1322
01:19:37,980 --> 01:19:45,100
 the shark and hippo on my side back and forwards me like literally they're not my nuts i'm sorry

1323
01:19:45,100 --> 01:19:52,140
 i'm picturing you like john you know hally berry in uh john wick okay just got the dogs i'm picturing

1324
01:19:52,140 --> 01:19:57,900
 you manon along and you've got a shark on a skateboard yeah and then you've got and then you've got

1325
01:19:57,900 --> 01:20:03,420
 the hippo next year you're like get them get them my first skateboard i'm really i can't find it i'm

1326
01:20:03,420 --> 01:20:09,740
 just hoping i'll find one day it was called the land shark how yeah and it's a shark on a skateboard

1327
01:20:09,740 --> 01:20:17,260
 that's the picture with one of those bubble bubble were uh tail bubbles you know for stopping um i

1328
01:20:17,260 --> 01:20:22,220
 don't find one of them boards again but yeah that's so funny you say that there we go well bale what do

1329
01:20:22,220 --> 01:20:28,060
 you think dropping anything you want to talk to that oh i can see it's fallen off it's still

1330
01:20:28,060 --> 01:20:34,780
 those fallen off go i wonder what that sound was all right well i think that's everything from

1331
01:20:34,780 --> 01:20:39,820
 one of the strange we're doing good doing right let's get out of here bale take us out that's all

1332
01:20:39,820 --> 01:20:46,700
 the time we've got for this week i'm where it was strange next week though gimme iron hairless pets

1333
01:20:48,300 --> 01:20:54,460
 weird do not withhold your mercy from us alone

1334
01:20:54,460 --> 01:21:00,380
 will your love and your truth protect us

1335
01:21:00,380 --> 01:21:09,580
 for he relies on the dead dust of the earth

1336
01:21:09,580 --> 01:21:15,580
 hi dad hey buddy

1337
01:21:17,980 --> 01:21:27,660
 are you coming home yeah soon

1338
01:21:43,340 --> 01:21:48,460
 hey i go right back there i think i think what do you guys think that is they may be the next

1339
01:21:48,460 --> 01:21:56,620
 stage in human evolution what's happening now is more than temporary anarchy i think it's the

1340
01:21:56,620 --> 01:22:06,460
 start of a war no we're going to survive people are going to have to put a side there

1341
01:22:07,100 --> 01:22:15,740
 sensibilities if they can't they're going to die i want to see my son i want to wipe them out

1342
01:22:15,740 --> 01:22:27,260
 fella you okay

1343
01:22:30,220 --> 01:22:33,420
 good always conquer

1344
01:22:33,420 --> 01:22:48,300
 sell from 2016 when a mysterious cell phone signal causes apocalyptic chaos an artist is determined

1345
01:22:48,300 --> 01:22:56,780
 to reunite with his young son in new england because he's a dick of a father that bit wasn't

1346
01:22:56,780 --> 01:23:06,780
 in the archive just added it yeah so i read this back when it came out in 2006 i'm not

1347
01:23:06,780 --> 01:23:14,060
 um i've quite got the finger on my finger on the pulse of what's up and new with books but

1348
01:23:14,060 --> 01:23:21,180
 occasionally i do read new books and somebody what read this the year it came out and said to me

1349
01:23:21,180 --> 01:23:25,740
 you're going to like this so much if you're a Stephen King fan it's a Stephen King zombie film

1350
01:23:25,740 --> 01:23:31,420
 a zombie book i read it i absolutely loved it i devoured it it was great if you are in the pun

1351
01:23:31,420 --> 01:23:38,060
 and it's not often i do that you know with books i do love i used to love reading but when i had time

1352
01:23:38,060 --> 01:23:44,620
 so i was so excited when i heard that they were going to be making a movie of this and

1353
01:23:44,620 --> 01:23:55,180
 especially when for a while um Eli Roth was attached and i was thinking oh this could be great

1354
01:23:55,740 --> 01:24:02,540
 however there was some weird stuff about it because it was actually they finished shooting it in 2014

1355
01:24:02,540 --> 01:24:08,700
 he's just been making thanksgiving yes i don't know that's weird isn't it yeah well i'm glad he's

1356
01:24:08,700 --> 01:24:15,420
 actually doing some horror again um yeah he uh this so this was completed in 2014 and

1357
01:24:15,420 --> 01:24:25,020
 and it sat there and it sat there and it sat there and we were thinking is this film ever going to

1358
01:24:25,020 --> 01:24:29,820
 come out there's no trailers there's nothing going on about it it was scheduled to be shown at fright

1359
01:24:29,820 --> 01:24:39,420
 fest in london um and then it was just removed from the the schedule for no reason no reason was

1360
01:24:39,420 --> 01:24:45,180
 given and it was replaced by a film called pandemic what was going on there wasn't no

1361
01:24:45,180 --> 01:24:53,100
 even being interviewed john kusack said me and Stephen king no fuck all about what's going on with

1362
01:24:53,100 --> 01:24:59,340
 this sam and el jackson has no idea we made the movie two years ago i've no idea why they're sitting

1363
01:24:59,340 --> 01:25:05,980
 on it and we saw to this day don't really know why it took so long for it to be released so it was

1364
01:25:05,980 --> 01:25:10,700
 released in 2016 boom even though it's made a couple years before and that does happen sometimes

1365
01:25:10,700 --> 01:25:16,620
 you know sometimes films are made and they they get sat on for a while i'm wondering if it was to

1366
01:25:16,620 --> 01:25:23,500
 do with them thinking how do we market this because it's it's a horror it's Stephen king but it's also

1367
01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:29,420
 not but it's also a bit weird how do we market this who's going to go and see this it's a bit of a

1368
01:25:29,420 --> 01:25:34,300
 it's a strange one because they're both bankable stars yeah john kusack has been in

1369
01:25:34,300 --> 01:25:43,100
 staking well they've both held movies down alone and that's easily you know i don't know it's

1370
01:25:43,100 --> 01:25:49,260
 strange one right isn't it if you slap Stephen king across a movie poster or if you put john

1371
01:25:49,260 --> 01:25:54,140
 kusack or especially sam and el jackson on a movie poster so it's very odd that it took so long

1372
01:25:54,140 --> 01:25:57,980
 for it to come out i can't tell you really what it was there's not really any information out there

1373
01:25:57,980 --> 01:26:05,900
 that says why it took so long it just took a long time there we go now the last thing i'll say is

1374
01:26:07,260 --> 01:26:13,580
 the book obviously is is better than the film but only in that in a book there's always the case

1375
01:26:13,580 --> 01:26:19,260
 you can go into a lot more detail and be a lot more crazier you know and there's a lot more crazier

1376
01:26:19,260 --> 01:26:25,340
 stuff in the book like in the book they could levitate and almost fly the sort of the infected

1377
01:26:25,340 --> 01:26:29,580
 but in a book that kind of works that wouldn't have worked on the screen i don't think it would

1378
01:26:29,580 --> 01:26:35,580
 have looked weird and silly so i'm glad in some ways that they they did what they did with the film

1379
01:26:36,860 --> 01:26:42,060
 so that's so that's so i liked it when it came out and this is probably the third time i've watched

1380
01:26:42,060 --> 01:26:50,860
 it and i still like it i i always love a survival apocalyptic survival you know people are traveling

1381
01:26:50,860 --> 01:26:55,100
 from one end of the country to the other and they're having to come across all these weird

1382
01:26:55,100 --> 01:26:59,180
 things that are happening infected or whatever you want to call them that's my take on it you

1383
01:26:59,900 --> 01:27:07,740
 Gavin pajina here that you are you've never seen this before no i had started but i turned it off

1384
01:27:07,740 --> 01:27:14,540
 for some reason i'm not sure why maybe just in maybe it was like uh to know for you said to me

1385
01:27:14,540 --> 01:27:20,140
 you thought it was too hectic too much and you weren't in the mood for it because of the airport

1386
01:27:20,140 --> 01:27:25,900
 scene at the very beginning i think i just wasn't in the mood for him i've no i've no developed

1387
01:27:25,900 --> 01:27:32,620
 the sense of in this age now where i've just realized sundays i'm just not in the mood and actually my

1388
01:27:32,620 --> 01:27:41,740
 mood can quite often uh you know read the movie in in a certain way yeah um so um yeah i think

1389
01:27:41,740 --> 01:27:46,220
 that was then but i didn't mind this the other day the end ends fucking a load of shit the end

1390
01:27:46,220 --> 01:27:52,300
 ends frustrating as hell there is no end and sort of thing where it's just we get to it but um

1391
01:27:53,340 --> 01:27:59,900
 yeah i didn't mind it it seems to be though a case of three people with time walking

1392
01:27:59,900 --> 01:28:06,220
 and it's over and it's always Sam Jackson and John kusac and someone else then they die

1393
01:28:06,220 --> 01:28:13,420
 then it's Sam Q Sam Qz John kusac Sam Jackson and another person and that person dies and this

1394
01:28:13,420 --> 01:28:17,500
 keeps repeating i was like what is going on you don't want to be hanging out with these

1395
01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:22,780
 so do you but it's just like why can't we change this formula it's a little bit uh

1396
01:28:22,780 --> 01:28:29,660
 could we get maybe another character so there's four at once i don't know you know it's a bit weird

1397
01:28:29,660 --> 01:28:35,580
 couple of things from the book as well as the levitating in the book not that it matters but in

1398
01:28:35,580 --> 01:28:42,140
 the book the races were reversed so Sam and old jackson's character was white and john kusac was

1399
01:28:42,140 --> 01:28:50,540
 black and in the book as well um Sam and old jackson's character is actually gay um but he did say

1400
01:28:50,540 --> 01:28:57,660
 disappointingly i'll never kiss a man on screen which is fine but also i felt like that was slightly

1401
01:28:57,660 --> 01:29:05,020
 there's more to that comment he made when he had signed on but anyway that's by the by um i think

1402
01:29:05,020 --> 01:29:09,020
 it's got great actors in it obviously it's got those two in it but i do like the the girl that plays

1403
01:29:09,020 --> 01:29:16,060
 alice as well i think she's she's good um and we've got stacey keach in this which we'll get to

1404
01:29:16,060 --> 01:29:23,420
 which is always good to see um we love a bit of stacey keach yeah so should we get into it should

1405
01:29:23,420 --> 01:29:28,700
 we get into the zombie-infectedness of it infected away go it plays like a black mirror

1406
01:29:28,700 --> 01:29:32,140
 episode in some ways which is funny that we've been talking about that because i've had knowledge

1407
01:29:32,140 --> 01:29:40,780
 in horror yeah so it's cool cool idea um a cell phone signal goes out essentially anyone on the phone

1408
01:29:40,780 --> 01:29:47,180
 at the time is instantly transformed into a rage-filled murder-a-spicious

1409
01:29:47,180 --> 01:29:55,820
 this opening's got a kind of world war z kind of uh uh whiteness to it because it'd be in an airport

1410
01:29:56,860 --> 01:29:59,980
 yeah it feels quite epic i think what they do is they shoot the opening scene

1411
01:29:59,980 --> 01:30:07,660
 and then it cuts and it becomes much um much more sort of what's the word i'm looking for

1412
01:30:07,660 --> 01:30:10,940
 the rest of the movie is shot in a bit more intimate

1413
01:30:10,940 --> 01:30:16,140
 style does that make sense yeah yeah close even though they're even though they're out and about

1414
01:30:16,140 --> 01:30:21,900
 walking yes it's tight yeah whereas this opening scene you're right it's much bigger grander

1415
01:30:21,900 --> 01:30:26,300
 yeah i see what you mean about the world war z thing yeah just because when it happens you know

1416
01:30:26,300 --> 01:30:31,260
 and obviously there these are kind of the 28 days later type zombies they're very much on that and

1417
01:30:31,260 --> 01:30:36,380
 they look fine you know they actually look fine as zombies um they did their job um

1418
01:30:36,380 --> 01:30:44,140
 and John Qzak's there hanging out with his uh Nicholas Cage hair and his uh his phone dies on

1419
01:30:44,140 --> 01:30:50,700
 him while his chances kid in there so he rings on a pay phone um and uh he just talks to his wife

1420
01:30:50,700 --> 01:30:55,500
 about stuff and she's like i thought it's his ex-wife because the way that you know he's just

1421
01:30:55,500 --> 01:31:01,340
 ringing to talk to his kid and stuff and she says yeah yeah you haven't been home for a year well

1422
01:31:01,340 --> 01:31:07,740
 she is his ex-wife really i mean they've been broken up for i mean he's been so he is a graphic

1423
01:31:07,740 --> 01:31:13,340
 novelist he rules and writes graphic novels and he's said she's at one point says to him i love

1424
01:31:13,340 --> 01:31:18,380
 you or he says to i love you yeah so they're definitely going through something like i feel

1425
01:31:18,380 --> 01:31:23,660
 like they're uh that's what i thought originally i was like obviously there's just for the kid but

1426
01:31:23,660 --> 01:31:28,940
 i don't think it is he's been on the road a long time and he's been all this work and he's been

1427
01:31:28,940 --> 01:31:35,820
 a right dick yeah he hasn't really been home for for a long time a year or so as it seems his son

1428
01:31:35,820 --> 01:31:38,460
 you know he speaks to him on the phone but he's out there trying to make his money

1429
01:31:38,460 --> 01:31:45,260
 you won't go away from not see a kid grow up for one whole year well it's a tale of redemption

1430
01:31:45,260 --> 01:31:52,060
 then isn't it because once his zombie outbreak occurs you know he then thinks fuck what is important

1431
01:31:52,060 --> 01:31:56,940
 to me in life my wife and my kid so i now i'm gonna trek from one end of the country together

1432
01:31:56,940 --> 01:32:00,540
 i love the fact i love the fact it needs a zombie outbreak for him to realize this

1433
01:32:00,540 --> 01:32:03,740
 yeah what well i it's like it's like shunner the dead he never realized

1434
01:32:03,740 --> 01:32:08,220
 a lovely girlfriend that he had until there was a zombie outbreak then he thought fuck

1435
01:32:08,780 --> 01:32:16,060
 a better bit of fight for Liz hadn't i better go in uh yeah look uh yeah so sometimes guv we all

1436
01:32:16,060 --> 01:32:23,820
 need a zombie outbreak to let us know what's good and nice i i i delve into these thoughts and i

1437
01:32:23,820 --> 01:32:31,340
 appreciate what either is i'm i'm there i've been there for a while and all of a sudden the mobile

1438
01:32:31,340 --> 01:32:37,500
 phone signal um starts to fuck people up around him and they all start to just like braid dance

1439
01:32:37,500 --> 01:32:42,220
 they all start a electro like body popping body popping everyone yeah it's a hip hop on a soundtrack

1440
01:32:42,220 --> 01:32:48,300
 and it goes you're well good wonder if that would work rak the planet rak the planet rak the planet

1441
01:32:48,300 --> 01:32:56,540
 rak um but it's pretty cool uh we've not seen this before we've seen some zombies or infected that

1442
01:32:56,540 --> 01:33:05,820
 are rage fueled um but we've not seen the fruit technology and that leads to them saying oh i

1443
01:33:05,820 --> 01:33:09,020
 wonder if it's a terrorist attacking things like that because it's done through a phone signal we

1444
01:33:09,020 --> 01:33:15,020
 don't ever know why it's happened you know it makes sense yeah um and it's cool because it means that

1445
01:33:15,020 --> 01:33:19,340
 telephones are immediately out of the equation because if you pick up a mobile phone the signal

1446
01:33:19,340 --> 01:33:24,700
 will immediately affect you um you know so it's not just the people that were on the phone at the

1447
01:33:24,700 --> 01:33:29,660
 time the signal went out the signal was still out there and if you ever pick up a phone you're

1448
01:33:29,660 --> 01:33:36,220
 gonna be fucked um so yeah it kind of eliminates mobile phones from from the plot which is great

1449
01:33:36,220 --> 01:33:42,780
 rich you know face it it'd fuck everyone up wouldn't it especially especially the old teenagers that

1450
01:33:42,780 --> 01:33:49,100
 have never had not had a phone yeah i don't even know what that would be like

1451
01:33:49,100 --> 01:33:57,100
 i got i got my first phone when i was 22 23 i would be fine if all of a sudden there's no phone i'd be

1452
01:33:57,100 --> 01:34:03,820
 okay nothing i mean i'd miss speaking to people i go and go around around

1453
01:34:03,820 --> 01:34:09,740
 yeah but some people like you live a long way away oh we're doing traveling i send you a letter

1454
01:34:09,740 --> 01:34:17,820
 oh brilliant let's pitch him coming i've been with you in a week well hello at least uh for if

1455
01:34:17,820 --> 01:34:25,100
 you were going first class and where i could send you a letter on monday you would get it we don't

1456
01:34:25,100 --> 01:34:31,580
 we don't get a post in Bristol anymore the the raw mail is so bad that we just don't get a post

1457
01:34:31,580 --> 01:34:35,980
 anymore if there's no phones they're gonna do that okay so let's say for example so you'd get

1458
01:34:35,980 --> 01:34:41,500
 it probably Tuesday you could or it might be Wednesday actually because it's Bristol it's a

1459
01:34:41,500 --> 01:34:50,860
 little further uh reply if it's by Friday i know if you would can meet up and if you go no

1460
01:34:52,460 --> 01:34:57,340
 oh like it's like it's a what's happened okay all right i'll send every message about that date

1461
01:34:57,340 --> 01:35:07,100
 in five days time you come back and say no that one five days time so at least six weeks

1462
01:35:07,100 --> 01:35:16,220
 we should at least have but have a date planned pretty well anyway mobile phones are no longer

1463
01:35:16,220 --> 01:35:21,260
 in the equation and it's a really cool i i always love the outbreak scenes and it's really cool

1464
01:35:21,260 --> 01:35:27,660
 for me that it's quite violent Lloyd Kaufman from trauma cameo yeah does his usual face have like

1465
01:35:27,660 --> 01:35:37,260
 oh my gosh what's going on wow it's a toxic crusader um yeah uh he's got a snow globe that he's

1466
01:35:37,260 --> 01:35:43,420
 bought for his son John Gusack which comes in handy as a weapon to bludgeon people to death he

1467
01:35:43,420 --> 01:35:50,620
 just jumps on with no delay and it doesn't ever eat him out in the slightest because he is a graphic

1468
01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:57,660
 novelist and he kind of draws on very dark um things but he also has been dreaming about this

1469
01:35:57,660 --> 01:36:02,220
 doesn't he later on before he's been dreaming about this well but not that any of it makes any

1470
01:36:02,220 --> 01:36:09,340
 sense but yeah yeah Stephen King um yeah him and Sam and i'd act so when he meets him later they're

1471
01:36:09,340 --> 01:36:14,140
 both just like you know what if this is a us having to fight a bunch of zombies what if i can do it

1472
01:36:14,140 --> 01:36:19,500
 and they just take on the violence don't they i always do my it's it's a buddy cop black and white

1473
01:36:19,500 --> 01:36:25,580
 buddy cop scenario going yeah and uh i don't know i was quite happy because i originally thought

1474
01:36:25,580 --> 01:36:31,500
 Samuel Jackson was probably gonna be bumped off early on i don't know why but i was quite happy to

1475
01:36:31,500 --> 01:36:38,700
 see he was not yeah um so let's very quickly wiz through this zombie outbreak in the hotel in the

1476
01:36:38,700 --> 01:36:45,420
 um airport sorry a dog a police dog is eaten by his owner nice a chef comes out with a big knife and

1477
01:36:45,420 --> 01:36:51,580
 sort of stabbing people brilliant uh john kusack defends himself with his portfolio of work it's

1478
01:36:51,580 --> 01:36:57,980
 kind of dawned that as well like remake yes it is a bit like that as well that's sort of vibe great

1479
01:36:57,980 --> 01:37:04,780
 remake that is great remake um eventually he escapes um because he looks up in the sky and two

1480
01:37:04,780 --> 01:37:11,180
 planes crash into each other and then her start hurtling towards the airport so he legs it down

1481
01:37:11,180 --> 01:37:16,140
 into the underground where the trains are just as the explosion takes out the majority of the airport

1482
01:37:16,140 --> 01:37:22,300
 this is where he finds a bunch of survivors on an underground train uh they're all sort of

1483
01:37:22,300 --> 01:37:28,300
 saying you know what can we do um can we escape can we get this train running up pops tom played

1484
01:37:28,300 --> 01:37:34,460
 by Samuel Jackson he says i can drive the train because that's my job and some of the people are

1485
01:37:34,460 --> 01:37:39,660
 like well we don't really think we should go you know for what we hear boston is on fire we don't

1486
01:37:39,660 --> 01:37:44,220
 think we should go back up there and he says well it's up to you i'm gonna walk the tunnels and i'll

1487
01:37:44,220 --> 01:37:50,380
 tell you why because in 24 hours this tunnel will be under walked to her because there's nobody if

1488
01:37:50,380 --> 01:37:55,580
 there really is all that trouble going on there's no one to manually pump the water out and these

1489
01:37:55,580 --> 01:38:00,540
 tunnels will flood in the next 24 hours so i'm gonna go walk in the tunnels john kusack says sounds

1490
01:38:00,540 --> 01:38:06,380
 like a great idea i'll come with you anybody want to join us no you get this one guys that's

1491
01:38:06,380 --> 01:38:10,620
 barber why i don't really want i don't think i that's a good idea and he's like and the junk

1492
01:38:10,620 --> 01:38:16,060
 it was like good fine don't come it's literally like i don't care i don't know who you are why do i

1493
01:38:16,060 --> 01:38:22,060
 have any allegiance to you literally don't care that's what i like about this it's a different take

1494
01:38:22,060 --> 01:38:29,180
 on it uh you know it's a more sort of selfish viewpoint of i'm gonna go here if you don't want

1495
01:38:29,180 --> 01:38:33,740
 to come with me you just stay here and die he's up to you the thing the thing is with this there

1496
01:38:33,740 --> 01:38:38,060
 isn't actually anyone you really want to root for john kusack comes across as a

1497
01:38:38,060 --> 01:38:42,700
 dick there hasn't been over long time he doesn't come across as it doesn't do anything to make us go

1498
01:38:42,700 --> 01:38:47,100
 he's a great character i don't think they want to i guess it's since dv king's right i don't know

1499
01:38:47,100 --> 01:38:54,780
 you've read the book but the both of them are is that who's are who's our winner you know excuse me

1500
01:38:54,780 --> 01:39:00,860
 i think for me samadon jackson is is my sort of almost hero because you're protagonist he's got

1501
01:39:00,860 --> 01:39:09,180
 like a dark past potentially um but it just seems like equal fitted haven't i so it's really weird

1502
01:39:09,180 --> 01:39:14,460
 they're basically made to meet each other because even they even say at one point i'm so

1503
01:39:14,460 --> 01:39:21,580
 glad i met you do you know what this made me think of as it had no end in it in a way it wasn't because

1504
01:39:21,580 --> 01:39:27,260
 it's not one main proper lead character it seems to be too kind of equal but then i've not

1505
01:39:27,980 --> 01:39:32,460
 you know what i mean it kind of reminds me of like a season an episode of a season of a show

1506
01:39:32,460 --> 01:39:37,820
 it just literally feels like one of the episodes or one of the extra long episodes

1507
01:39:37,820 --> 01:39:42,380
 but just dropped into almost sort of thing i know you've got the beginning of that when it's

1508
01:39:42,380 --> 01:39:48,060
 off yeah but it doesn't explain it it just happens so it feels like it's something that a story which

1509
01:39:48,060 --> 01:39:53,820
 is already happening and we're just getting delved into it that's how it felt for me well as i walk

1510
01:39:53,820 --> 01:39:59,100
 the tunnel with his third guy he's as you pointed out earlier we will see a pattern here of whoever

1511
01:39:59,100 --> 01:40:04,860
 joins them on their travel travels this guy is brutally murdered by someone just like they

1512
01:40:04,860 --> 01:40:12,300
 the shining with an axe actually yeah yeah um yeah it's DJ uh liquid it is DJ liquid

1513
01:40:12,300 --> 01:40:18,540
 brutally murdered with an axe um i love fact he's like oh i'm uh so what who have we got here

1514
01:40:20,380 --> 01:40:26,300
 a character's name so we got uh jog cues like his clay and send me a jackson's tom so it's like

1515
01:40:26,300 --> 01:40:30,940
 oh hi i'm clay i oh i'm time oh no they've done it already didn't they and he's like hey and i'm DJ

1516
01:40:30,940 --> 01:40:38,620
 DJ liquid and then oh okay okay and he's actually fairly realistic they're sort of

1517
01:40:38,620 --> 01:40:44,060
 okay they don't take the piss but they have to sort of get their mind cut oh it wasn't Dave

1518
01:40:44,060 --> 01:40:50,060
 yeah okay you look more like a jon to me but that's fine yeah it is wasn't it

1519
01:40:50,060 --> 01:40:57,260
 there is some stuff and it makes it i don't i didn't mind the film it's kind of like a sort of

1520
01:40:57,260 --> 01:41:01,980
 movie like how the halloween resurrection i could have probably put on while i do another stuff

1521
01:41:01,980 --> 01:41:10,620
 um i believe um Stephen King adjusted the book to the screenplay as well so he would have had

1522
01:41:10,620 --> 01:41:15,740
 obviously helped you know with the input of just making it a little bit more quirky

1523
01:41:15,740 --> 01:41:19,980
 because when a Stephen King novel or when a Stephen King screenplay is good it's really good

1524
01:41:19,980 --> 01:41:23,900
 and it's usually good because it's quite quirky and has its own sort of character

1525
01:41:23,900 --> 01:41:28,860
 and i feel like this has enough randomness in it and enough originality in it

1526
01:41:28,860 --> 01:41:33,500
 slightly elevated above some of the other movies that we've seen a lot of you know it's it's no

1527
01:41:33,500 --> 01:41:38,620
 twenty eight days later it's not it's not at all of the dead remake but it's for me it's it's

1528
01:41:38,620 --> 01:41:44,940
 kind of close it's something different about it um yes okay we'll get to the ending but

1529
01:41:44,940 --> 01:41:50,620
 the director also did panel more activity too here we go now Todd what's the thing

1530
01:41:50,620 --> 01:41:59,580
 uh his name is Todd Williams Todd Williams here we go um uh yeah yeah so uh yeah DJ Liquid goes

1531
01:41:59,580 --> 01:42:06,140
 basically they come out onto a tunnel and they look ahead of him silhouetted about six or seven

1532
01:42:06,140 --> 01:42:10,860
 small characters quite a small further way obviously in the distance and they're like you know are

1533
01:42:10,860 --> 01:42:15,340
 they they have to squish discussion are they are they are they good or they they call them they call

1534
01:42:15,340 --> 01:42:20,060
 them phoners don't they are they phoners or are they non-phoners oh the fact that the zombies were

1535
01:42:20,060 --> 01:42:26,380
 ever uh so and DJ Liquid goes forward all of a sudden yeah it very much a shining flat oh is

1536
01:42:26,380 --> 01:42:32,460
 it a call back to shining i'd yeah it would have been odd yeah you know all of a sudden it's Jack

1537
01:42:32,460 --> 01:42:37,820
 Nooks and come around the corner and acts into um like he does into Fing with Jiggy yeah it's a

1538
01:42:37,820 --> 01:42:38,820
 - Skimmann.

1539
01:42:38,820 --> 01:42:42,780
 - Skimmannannannannannannannannannannannannannannannann.

1540
01:42:42,780 --> 01:42:45,320
 So they climb up, because they're then suddenly chasing.

1541
01:42:45,320 --> 01:42:46,700
 - So they're not fucked, let's turn around.

1542
01:42:46,700 --> 01:42:49,400
 Those other characters were bad, so yeah.

1543
01:42:49,400 --> 01:42:51,960
 - They climb up the subway in Lada and they pop out

1544
01:42:51,960 --> 01:42:55,280
 on the street and I said to my wife this sound,

1545
01:42:55,280 --> 01:42:57,720
 the aerates I'm in, there's something terrifying

1546
01:42:57,720 --> 01:42:58,540
 about that sound.

1547
01:42:58,540 --> 01:43:01,840
 - It's very funny a days later now as well.

1548
01:43:01,840 --> 01:43:03,480
 It just feels really hectic.

1549
01:43:03,480 --> 01:43:04,480
 The camera is,

1550
01:43:07,160 --> 01:43:10,820
 there's like that got up fairly fast pace

1551
01:43:10,820 --> 01:43:12,540
 handheld movement to it.

1552
01:43:12,540 --> 01:43:14,840
 Not too bad actually, I thought it was gonna be worse

1553
01:43:14,840 --> 01:43:17,760
 than this, and I was actually, it didn't bother me.

1554
01:43:17,760 --> 01:43:20,300
 It didn't, I didn't notice it,

1555
01:43:20,300 --> 01:43:22,440
 but I did occasionally notice it a bit movement,

1556
01:43:22,440 --> 01:43:24,280
 but it didn't enough, so I didn't notice it.

1557
01:43:24,280 --> 01:43:28,440
 They're like, my problem with that live Tyler film.

1558
01:43:28,440 --> 01:43:32,000
 - Live Tyler.

1559
01:43:32,000 --> 01:43:36,120
 - At the house, the people come to the house.

1560
01:43:36,120 --> 01:43:37,160
 - Oh, the strangers.

1561
01:43:37,160 --> 01:43:38,800
 - Yeah, I can't watch that film,

1562
01:43:38,800 --> 01:43:40,600
 'cause who the fuck is that with the camera?

1563
01:43:40,600 --> 01:43:41,600
 What are you doing?

1564
01:43:41,600 --> 01:43:43,440
 (laughing)

1565
01:43:43,440 --> 01:43:44,440
 - Fuck off.

1566
01:43:44,440 --> 01:43:47,800
 - Well, everything's on fire when they get to street level.

1567
01:43:47,800 --> 01:43:50,720
 The aerates are going off and they hear noises

1568
01:43:50,720 --> 01:43:52,440
 but they can't see anybody.

1569
01:43:52,440 --> 01:43:55,900
 So they make their way back to John Cusack's apartment.

1570
01:43:55,900 --> 01:43:58,320
 - And they're good duo.

1571
01:43:58,320 --> 01:44:00,800
 I like to be in my way, and if they really,

1572
01:44:00,800 --> 01:44:03,040
 that's one scene in that apartment,

1573
01:44:03,040 --> 01:44:06,160
 whatever it's called, or room, what's that movie called?

1574
01:44:06,160 --> 01:44:08,080
 - It's in.

1575
01:44:08,080 --> 01:44:11,160
 - Room two, something.

1576
01:44:11,160 --> 01:44:13,040
 - Yeah, whatever it's called.

1577
01:44:13,040 --> 01:44:14,040
 - That's Stephen King.

1578
01:44:14,040 --> 01:44:14,880
 - That's number.

1579
01:44:14,880 --> 01:44:15,720
 - Room number.

1580
01:44:15,720 --> 01:44:20,680
 I like to be now, I think they could duo in this as well.

1581
01:44:20,680 --> 01:44:22,680
 - Yeah, they work well together.

1582
01:44:22,680 --> 01:44:25,160
 So they go back to John's apartment

1583
01:44:25,160 --> 01:44:27,040
 and they're sort of talking, you know,

1584
01:44:27,040 --> 01:44:28,480
 what's going on, what do we do?

1585
01:44:28,480 --> 01:44:30,720
 Can I borrow your phone, Samuel Jackson?

1586
01:44:30,720 --> 01:44:32,200
 Samuel Jackson says, why?

1587
01:44:32,200 --> 01:44:35,400
 And he says, well, I want to text my son

1588
01:44:35,400 --> 01:44:37,080
 and I haven't got any battery in my phone.

1589
01:44:37,080 --> 01:44:39,640
 And I just, you know, do you think it's safe to text?

1590
01:44:39,640 --> 01:44:41,800
 So he texts his son, but he gets,

1591
01:44:41,800 --> 01:44:44,880
 all he gets back is a load of sort of nonsense.

1592
01:44:44,880 --> 01:44:46,800
 And he's like, well, maybe it doesn't work.

1593
01:44:46,800 --> 01:44:47,960
 And then Samuel Jackson says,

1594
01:44:47,960 --> 01:44:49,760
 let's put my phone in the freezer

1595
01:44:49,760 --> 01:44:51,440
 because that'll keep it cooler

1596
01:44:51,440 --> 01:44:52,880
 and the battery will last longer.

1597
01:44:52,880 --> 01:44:54,160
 - I got Sarah to check this.

1598
01:44:54,160 --> 01:44:55,760
 Fact check Sarah did.

1599
01:44:55,760 --> 01:44:59,840
 And yes, it can be done, but it's probably not advisable.

1600
01:44:59,840 --> 01:45:01,880
 - Yeah, it's just one of those things.

1601
01:45:01,880 --> 01:45:04,400
 It was probably back 10, 15 years ago

1602
01:45:04,400 --> 01:45:09,280
 it was a bit of an urban myth, but I don't know.

1603
01:45:09,280 --> 01:45:10,720
 I'm not going to put my phone in the freezer.

1604
01:45:10,720 --> 01:45:12,160
 I'll just charge it overnight.

1605
01:45:12,160 --> 01:45:15,080
 - And then all of a sudden it's a banger door.

1606
01:45:15,080 --> 01:45:16,520
 - Banging on the door.

1607
01:45:16,520 --> 01:45:17,640
 - Door bangers.

1608
01:45:17,640 --> 01:45:18,480
 - And who is it?

1609
01:45:18,480 --> 01:45:20,280
 It's Alice, the girl from upstairs.

1610
01:45:20,280 --> 01:45:21,920
 - The girl from Orphan.

1611
01:45:21,920 --> 01:45:26,920
 And she says, I've just killed my mother.

1612
01:45:27,640 --> 01:45:29,840
 How come she's gone back to normality?

1613
01:45:29,840 --> 01:45:34,280
 - She didn't, she was never a phoneer.

1614
01:45:34,280 --> 01:45:35,800
 - Oh, her mum was.

1615
01:45:35,800 --> 01:45:37,680
 She got her mum in self-defense.

1616
01:45:37,680 --> 01:45:38,920
 - Yes.

1617
01:45:38,920 --> 01:45:41,400
 - So she's very upset because she's just killed her mum

1618
01:45:41,400 --> 01:45:43,080
 who tried to kill her.

1619
01:45:43,080 --> 01:45:44,160
 She's come downstairs.

1620
01:45:44,160 --> 01:45:45,960
 She said, I can't stay in that apartment anymore.

1621
01:45:45,960 --> 01:45:47,000
 My mum's up there.

1622
01:45:47,000 --> 01:45:49,040
 It smells of dead bodies.

1623
01:45:49,040 --> 01:45:50,560
 - Yeah, it's just come take a shower.

1624
01:45:50,560 --> 01:45:52,120
 Do you want food, do you want drink?

1625
01:45:52,120 --> 01:45:53,160
 - And she knows him.

1626
01:45:53,160 --> 01:45:54,000
 It's nothing dodgy.

1627
01:45:54,000 --> 01:45:56,600
 She knows if they will ever the same apartment building.

1628
01:45:56,600 --> 01:45:58,480
 - She probably said hello before.

1629
01:45:58,480 --> 01:46:01,400
 - And she's seen Samuel L. Jackson and John Keesett,

1630
01:46:01,400 --> 01:46:04,920
 two older men thinks they seem like they've got their heads.

1631
01:46:04,920 --> 01:46:07,440
 - Well, she feels safe enough to have a sleep.

1632
01:46:07,440 --> 01:46:08,560
 And he says rest with me.

1633
01:46:08,560 --> 01:46:11,360
 But if anything, she's happy there,

1634
01:46:11,360 --> 01:46:12,920
 'cause he reassures and says,

1635
01:46:12,920 --> 01:46:14,800
 don't worry, we'll still be here.

1636
01:46:14,800 --> 01:46:19,920
 - That's why the thing is like walking dead episode or something.

1637
01:46:19,920 --> 01:46:21,560
 - It's really sweet when she,

1638
01:46:21,560 --> 01:46:23,480
 she lies on the sofa after a shower

1639
01:46:23,480 --> 01:46:26,560
 and he says, have it, get some sleep.

1640
01:46:26,560 --> 01:46:28,000
 We're not going anywhere.

1641
01:46:28,000 --> 01:46:29,560
 And it's really sweet actually.

1642
01:46:29,560 --> 01:46:31,920
 They're, you know, he's starting to become,

1643
01:46:31,920 --> 01:46:34,280
 he's thinking shit, I am a dad.

1644
01:46:34,280 --> 01:46:36,040
 And this is the chance for me to show

1645
01:46:36,040 --> 01:46:37,920
 a little bit of parental skills,

1646
01:46:37,920 --> 01:46:38,920
 look after this girl.

1647
01:46:38,920 --> 01:46:39,920
 So he does.

1648
01:46:39,920 --> 01:46:42,680
 And Samuel L. Jackson is just like a guy.

1649
01:46:42,680 --> 01:46:43,520
 So.

1650
01:46:43,520 --> 01:46:45,640
 - Yeah, I can see where you're kind of going about.

1651
01:46:45,640 --> 01:46:47,720
 But I still think John Keesett is a fucking shit parent.

1652
01:46:47,720 --> 01:46:49,280
 I don't think he's doing it.

1653
01:46:49,280 --> 01:46:50,680
 I don't think he's given many,

1654
01:46:50,680 --> 01:46:53,880
 any thought that he's going like parental is doing that.

1655
01:46:53,880 --> 01:46:56,960
 I think he's just, he's not an asshole.

1656
01:46:56,960 --> 01:46:57,800
 He's just.

1657
01:46:57,800 --> 01:47:00,160
 - Now again, realistically, you know.

1658
01:47:00,160 --> 01:47:01,240
 - Got some issues.

1659
01:47:01,240 --> 01:47:03,600
 - You should probably get some sleep.

1660
01:47:03,600 --> 01:47:04,440
 - Yeah.

1661
01:47:04,440 --> 01:47:08,880
 - But realistically, if the world turns a shit in 12 hours,

1662
01:47:08,880 --> 01:47:10,560
 you're going to sit up all night with Samuel and Jackson

1663
01:47:10,560 --> 01:47:11,400
 drinking whiskey,

1664
01:47:11,400 --> 01:47:12,760
 discussing what the fuck's going on,

1665
01:47:12,760 --> 01:47:14,040
 which is what they do.

1666
01:47:14,040 --> 01:47:16,720
 They drink, they talk about what are we going to do.

1667
01:47:16,720 --> 01:47:18,680
 I'm going to go and find my family.

1668
01:47:18,680 --> 01:47:19,720
 Do you want to come with me?

1669
01:47:19,720 --> 01:47:20,840
 - Well, I don't know if I can also do.

1670
01:47:20,840 --> 01:47:21,680
 I guess I will.

1671
01:47:21,680 --> 01:47:22,520
 Okay.

1672
01:47:22,520 --> 01:47:24,160
 - What do you, what do you, I'd sit there

1673
01:47:24,160 --> 01:47:25,440
 and I'd just be like,

1674
01:47:25,440 --> 01:47:28,000
 let's just go through your best movie lines.

1675
01:47:28,000 --> 01:47:29,080
 I know you don't want to,

1676
01:47:29,080 --> 01:47:31,640
 but it's a large night on Earth possibly.

1677
01:47:31,640 --> 01:47:34,200
 Best lines, same other fucker to me.

1678
01:47:34,200 --> 01:47:38,080
 And just start doing some EKO and all that shit stuff.

1679
01:47:38,080 --> 01:47:39,600
 I can go for it.

1680
01:47:39,600 --> 01:47:41,160
 That's what I'd ask him to do.

1681
01:47:41,160 --> 01:47:43,680
 Then I'd do impressions and I'd get into the vote.

1682
01:47:43,680 --> 01:47:47,560
 What do you think is of mine impressions?

1683
01:47:47,560 --> 01:47:48,400
 - Okay.

1684
01:47:48,400 --> 01:47:50,440
 - Then I'd get him to do impressions of me.

1685
01:47:50,440 --> 01:47:53,480
 - Brilliant.

1686
01:47:53,480 --> 01:47:55,040
 That's how you'd spend your last night on Earth.

1687
01:47:55,040 --> 01:47:58,400
 - And then I'd write each other's impressions of each other,

1688
01:47:58,400 --> 01:47:59,240
 basically.

1689
01:47:59,240 --> 01:48:02,240
 - Well, they ask Alice if she wants to go

1690
01:48:02,240 --> 01:48:04,120
 and she says, "Wherever you're going,

1691
01:48:04,120 --> 01:48:05,800
 I think I'll come there like good, good,

1692
01:48:05,800 --> 01:48:07,560
 'cause we should probably all sit together."

1693
01:48:07,560 --> 01:48:08,400
 So that's great.

1694
01:48:08,400 --> 01:48:09,320
 That's all good.

1695
01:48:09,320 --> 01:48:11,960
 - A question is a terrorist attack again.

1696
01:48:11,960 --> 01:48:13,680
 They have this debate.

1697
01:48:13,680 --> 01:48:15,520
 There's a phone call from the freezer.

1698
01:48:15,520 --> 01:48:17,720
 I've never had a phone call from the freezer, have you?

1699
01:48:17,720 --> 01:48:19,120
 - No, I have not.

1700
01:48:19,120 --> 01:48:20,760
 But they hang up on it because they think,

1701
01:48:20,760 --> 01:48:22,160
 well, if we answer that.

1702
01:48:22,160 --> 01:48:24,280
 - Yeah, it was very wise of them too, actually.

1703
01:48:24,280 --> 01:48:27,280
 'Cause first of all, my dumb ass self watched her

1704
01:48:27,280 --> 01:48:28,520
 and what do they say?

1705
01:48:28,520 --> 01:48:30,440
 (laughing)

1706
01:48:30,440 --> 01:48:31,280
 - Hello.

1707
01:48:31,280 --> 01:48:32,600
 - Hi.

1708
01:48:32,600 --> 01:48:34,640
 I just want to put your loudspeaker.

1709
01:48:34,640 --> 01:48:35,640
 (laughing)

1710
01:48:35,640 --> 01:48:36,480
 - Fuck you, no.

1711
01:48:36,480 --> 01:48:41,080
 So yeah, they hang up on it and it's clearly, you know,

1712
01:48:41,080 --> 01:48:44,440
 it's probably his wife or someone.

1713
01:48:44,440 --> 01:48:46,960
 - Well, it's the thing, isn't it?

1714
01:48:46,960 --> 01:48:50,240
 - No, it's the bad thing.

1715
01:48:50,240 --> 01:48:52,880
 There's now a zombie montage.

1716
01:48:52,880 --> 01:48:55,280
 - Yeah, so morning comes,

1717
01:48:55,280 --> 01:48:58,800
 and we see thousands of infected roaming, like, packs.

1718
01:48:58,800 --> 01:49:01,680
 Or as Alice says, they're like, "Frocks of birds."

1719
01:49:01,680 --> 01:49:05,960
 And they kind of follow each other and do the same movements.

1720
01:49:05,960 --> 01:49:09,400
 So there's definitely like, one mind, like a hive mind,

1721
01:49:09,400 --> 01:49:11,880
 she says, and there's definitely that happening.

1722
01:49:11,880 --> 01:49:12,720
 They're like, "Bees, aren't they?"

1723
01:49:12,720 --> 01:49:14,440
 Somebody says later on, say she keeps,

1724
01:49:14,440 --> 01:49:16,760
 she says, "They're like bees."

1725
01:49:16,760 --> 01:49:18,160
 They do leave the flat.

1726
01:49:18,160 --> 01:49:19,600
 And it's always one of those things.

1727
01:49:19,600 --> 01:49:21,200
 It's always, I felt like this,

1728
01:49:21,200 --> 01:49:23,240
 I've been this way, it feels more

1729
01:49:23,240 --> 01:49:24,880
 28 days later than I'm walking dead.

1730
01:49:24,880 --> 01:49:26,440
 It feels very 28 days later

1731
01:49:26,440 --> 01:49:28,240
 when I've got, I sort of moved from one place to the other,

1732
01:49:28,240 --> 01:49:30,840
 'cause when they found that tower block in London,

1733
01:49:30,840 --> 01:49:33,640
 and they go up to there with a taxi driver up at the top there,

1734
01:49:33,640 --> 01:49:37,640
 you feel like you're quite a safe place for a moment.

1735
01:49:37,640 --> 01:49:39,520
 And I'd be like, "I don't want to go anywhere.

1736
01:49:39,520 --> 01:49:41,160
 "I'm not going anywhere, I'm staying here,

1737
01:49:41,160 --> 01:49:43,200
 "but you have to go 'cause you can't stay there."

1738
01:49:43,200 --> 01:49:45,800
 But this has that, very much that feel to it.

1739
01:49:45,800 --> 01:49:47,720
 With them, it's a safe place, but okay,

1740
01:49:47,720 --> 01:49:49,160
 we've got to move on again.

1741
01:49:49,160 --> 01:49:51,400
 - Yeah, so they sneak out of John's,

1742
01:49:51,400 --> 01:49:53,560
 John, two-sex apartment,

1743
01:49:53,560 --> 01:49:55,080
 and they're sort of sneaking down the road

1744
01:49:55,080 --> 01:49:56,680
 and they can see around the corner

1745
01:49:56,680 --> 01:49:58,160
 a whole bunch of the infected in the,

1746
01:49:58,160 --> 01:50:00,360
 I think, "Oh, I'll have to hide here."

1747
01:50:00,360 --> 01:50:03,840
 And then they see a couple on a motorbike

1748
01:50:03,840 --> 01:50:05,880
 and they think, "Oh God,"

1749
01:50:05,880 --> 01:50:07,000
 and they sort of signal to them,

1750
01:50:07,000 --> 01:50:09,280
 "Oh no, no, no, don't, don't, don't."

1751
01:50:09,280 --> 01:50:12,640
 Too late, the loud motorbike attracts all of the infected

1752
01:50:12,640 --> 01:50:14,560
 and they get ripped apart.

1753
01:50:14,560 --> 01:50:15,560
 - Yep.

1754
01:50:15,560 --> 01:50:18,120
 - Literally torn apart by the infected, so.

1755
01:50:18,120 --> 01:50:19,240
 Bye-bye to them.

1756
01:50:19,240 --> 01:50:20,440
 - Bye-bye.

1757
01:50:20,440 --> 01:50:21,800
 - Bye-bye.

1758
01:50:21,800 --> 01:50:24,440
 So they then walk for hours and hours and hours.

1759
01:50:24,440 --> 01:50:25,360
 There is a lot of that here,

1760
01:50:25,360 --> 01:50:27,600
 it's a bit like a lot of the rings at times.

1761
01:50:27,600 --> 01:50:29,560
 - Yeah.

1762
01:50:29,560 --> 01:50:32,680
 - And they see a house that has signs up saying,

1763
01:50:32,680 --> 01:50:36,480
 "It's my right to bear arms!"

1764
01:50:36,480 --> 01:50:38,640
 And all these kind of stickers all over the car

1765
01:50:38,640 --> 01:50:41,080
 in the driveway and they think,

1766
01:50:41,080 --> 01:50:43,760
 "John Koussaint," very bravely says, "Hmm,

1767
01:50:44,720 --> 01:50:47,120
 "I'd feel safer if we had a gun.

1768
01:50:47,120 --> 01:50:50,280
 "Maybe we should go to this house

1769
01:50:50,280 --> 01:50:52,760
 "and see A, if there's anyone to still in it

1770
01:50:52,760 --> 01:50:54,480
 "and B, if there's any guns."

1771
01:50:54,480 --> 01:50:55,920
 And she's like, "Don't do that.

1772
01:50:55,920 --> 01:50:57,360
 "Why would you do that?"

1773
01:50:57,360 --> 01:50:59,120
 And he looks at Samuel Lajaksson, he says,

1774
01:50:59,120 --> 01:51:00,360
 "Are you kidding me?

1775
01:51:00,360 --> 01:51:02,920
 "A black guy gonna walk up to a house like this.

1776
01:51:02,920 --> 01:51:06,720
 "We've got tons of guns during an apocalyptic event like this.

1777
01:51:06,720 --> 01:51:07,640
 "I'm getting killed.

1778
01:51:07,640 --> 01:51:09,440
 "I'll stay back here, thanks very much,

1779
01:51:09,440 --> 01:51:11,560
 "with the golf club that I'm holding."

1780
01:51:11,560 --> 01:51:14,680
 So John Koussaint breaks into the house

1781
01:51:14,680 --> 01:51:17,360
 and, lo and behold, they find loaded dead bodies

1782
01:51:17,360 --> 01:51:20,040
 in the basement, it's been a shootout.

1783
01:51:20,040 --> 01:51:22,640
 But they also find quite a few guns.

1784
01:51:22,640 --> 01:51:25,360
 - Well, they're girls who commit suicide, haven't they?

1785
01:51:25,360 --> 01:51:27,520
 - Yes, a couple of girls commit suicide.

1786
01:51:27,520 --> 01:51:32,080
 So John Koussaint grabs a couple of guns

1787
01:51:32,080 --> 01:51:35,880
 and when he gets back upstairs, Sammy Jackson

1788
01:51:35,880 --> 01:51:39,320
 has acquired himself an assault rifle

1789
01:51:39,320 --> 01:51:43,360
 that was in the house and a load of clips for it

1790
01:51:43,360 --> 01:51:46,360
 and he's also given Alice a pretty nifty looking gun as well.

1791
01:51:46,360 --> 01:51:48,480
 So these guys are really talled up though.

1792
01:51:48,480 --> 01:51:50,000
 So well done to John Koussaint

1793
01:51:50,000 --> 01:51:52,960
 for pointing them in the direction of this house.

1794
01:51:52,960 --> 01:51:53,960
 They could have all been killed

1795
01:51:53,960 --> 01:51:56,160
 if it was the man that was still alive, but he wasn't.

1796
01:51:56,160 --> 01:51:58,520
 So, yeah, got some guns now.

1797
01:51:58,520 --> 01:51:59,960
 - Yeah, it's a good call.

1798
01:51:59,960 --> 01:52:02,960
 They see a little kid on a swing at the back.

1799
01:52:02,960 --> 01:52:04,040
 - Who's that outside?

1800
01:52:04,040 --> 01:52:05,680
 I was waiting for one of them to go,

1801
01:52:05,680 --> 01:52:09,040
 there's a girl in the garden, in the garden, there's a girl.

1802
01:52:09,040 --> 01:52:11,040
 But it wasn't, it was a boy on a swing.

1803
01:52:12,120 --> 01:52:15,640
 So they go out and they say, excuse me, young man on the swings.

1804
01:52:15,640 --> 01:52:16,840
 - Yes. - You okay?

1805
01:52:16,840 --> 01:52:20,520
 And he's holding a little doggy, isn't he?

1806
01:52:20,520 --> 01:52:23,040
 - Oh, the doggy's nicely being petted.

1807
01:52:23,040 --> 01:52:26,120
 - The dog, look, the dog is shaking.

1808
01:52:26,120 --> 01:52:28,440
 The dog does some great acting.

1809
01:52:28,440 --> 01:52:29,680
 - Good acting for the dog.

1810
01:52:29,680 --> 01:52:33,360
 - The dog says, "Get me the fuck off this thing."

1811
01:52:33,360 --> 01:52:35,200
 You know, it's stroking me.

1812
01:52:35,200 --> 01:52:36,720
 - The boy looks around and,

1813
01:52:36,720 --> 01:52:40,600
 where he comes at them, this is on the top thing.

1814
01:52:40,600 --> 01:52:42,720
 He comes at them and so they shoot him and straight away.

1815
01:52:42,720 --> 01:52:43,640
 What's that do?

1816
01:52:43,640 --> 01:52:45,880
 Makes a lot of noise.

1817
01:52:45,880 --> 01:52:48,960
 - Yeah, but they realize later on.

1818
01:52:48,960 --> 01:52:51,200
 So just to jump ahead before we get through the chase,

1819
01:52:51,200 --> 01:52:55,760
 they realize that him, he's signaled them.

1820
01:52:55,760 --> 01:52:58,880
 But they saw what he saw.

1821
01:52:58,880 --> 01:53:01,320
 This is where they realized there's a bit of a hive mind

1822
01:53:01,320 --> 01:53:02,960
 mentality because they've got a,

1823
01:53:02,960 --> 01:53:08,760
 a configuration of a body snatcher's top tip.

1824
01:53:08,760 --> 01:53:11,680
 - Yeah, yeah, definitely got that vibe to it as well.

1825
01:53:11,680 --> 01:53:12,520
 You're right.

1826
01:53:12,520 --> 01:53:14,440
 And that's, I think that's another reason I like it.

1827
01:53:14,440 --> 01:53:16,000
 I do really like this one.

1828
01:53:16,000 --> 01:53:18,400
 - It is very much, invasion of body snatchers,

1829
01:53:18,400 --> 01:53:22,000
 mixed with 28 days later, mixed with kind of like,

1830
01:53:22,000 --> 01:53:23,600
 you know, walking dead.

1831
01:53:23,600 --> 01:53:25,680
 - Yeah, and those are all good things.

1832
01:53:25,680 --> 01:53:29,080
 So, yeah, well done, Holly, for this,

1833
01:53:29,080 --> 01:53:31,480
 for getting us to watch this one and review it.

1834
01:53:31,480 --> 01:53:33,880
 So they, we then get chased through the woods

1835
01:53:33,880 --> 01:53:35,920
 and they're running and they're running

1836
01:53:35,920 --> 01:53:37,360
 and then eventually they realize.

1837
01:53:37,360 --> 01:53:39,000
 - One zombie snaps is ankle.

1838
01:53:39,000 --> 01:53:39,840
 It's horrible.

1839
01:53:39,840 --> 01:53:40,960
 - Oh, and he keeps running.

1840
01:53:40,960 --> 01:53:42,080
 - I didn't like that.

1841
01:53:42,080 --> 01:53:43,440
 - He keeps running on it, doesn't he?

1842
01:53:43,440 --> 01:53:44,440
 - Oh.

1843
01:53:44,440 --> 01:53:47,760
 - But they, again, we don't see this very often.

1844
01:53:47,760 --> 01:53:48,600
 - They don't.

1845
01:53:48,600 --> 01:53:50,480
 - They decide. - Fuck it.

1846
01:53:50,480 --> 01:53:51,600
 - Yeah, they just think, fuck this.

1847
01:53:51,600 --> 01:53:53,800
 We've all got guns, turn around, take them all out.

1848
01:53:53,800 --> 01:53:55,920
 And they do take out about a dozen.

1849
01:53:55,920 --> 01:53:58,200
 - Enough to get going again.

1850
01:53:58,200 --> 01:54:00,720
 It gives them a breather, I guess.

1851
01:54:00,720 --> 01:54:03,480
 - And they come to the docks or the edge of a river

1852
01:54:03,480 --> 01:54:04,320
 and there's a boat.

1853
01:54:04,320 --> 01:54:06,120
 - And the loads more starting to swarm.

1854
01:54:06,120 --> 01:54:08,760
 - Yeah, so they all hide underneath the boat

1855
01:54:08,760 --> 01:54:09,880
 that's upturned.

1856
01:54:09,880 --> 01:54:10,720
 - Yeah.

1857
01:54:10,720 --> 01:54:14,160
 - And then there's all some sort of noise

1858
01:54:14,160 --> 01:54:17,760
 and they all just stop and just leave.

1859
01:54:17,760 --> 01:54:19,080
 - They just walk back the way they were coming.

1860
01:54:19,080 --> 01:54:20,840
 It's like a static noise, isn't it?

1861
01:54:20,840 --> 01:54:22,160
 - Yeah.

1862
01:54:22,160 --> 01:54:27,160
 - It's a strange noise and it sounds like old dial up.

1863
01:54:27,160 --> 01:54:33,240
 That sort of squeaky, I can't do the impression,

1864
01:54:33,240 --> 01:54:34,080
 but you know what I mean.

1865
01:54:34,080 --> 01:54:34,920
 - I wonder if it's a distance,

1866
01:54:34,920 --> 01:54:36,760
 I don't know what that sounds like,

1867
01:54:36,760 --> 01:54:38,760
 'cause they never experienced it.

1868
01:54:38,760 --> 01:54:40,440
 - Yeah, there might be some younger distance.

1869
01:54:40,440 --> 01:54:42,920
 - They get a bit exciting, that used to be the sound of

1870
01:54:42,920 --> 01:54:45,760
 I'm going to go on the internet

1871
01:54:45,760 --> 01:54:47,360
 and then get there and go, I can go anywhere,

1872
01:54:47,360 --> 01:54:48,600
 anywhere in the world, I'm sitting again.

1873
01:54:48,600 --> 01:54:51,600
 I don't know what to type in.

1874
01:54:51,600 --> 01:54:53,840
 I'll go to the Hotmail.

1875
01:54:53,840 --> 01:54:55,960
 - You used to have to announce to the whole household,

1876
01:54:55,960 --> 01:54:57,520
 I'm just going on the internet,

1877
01:54:57,520 --> 01:54:59,520
 whereas these days we're on it all the time,

1878
01:54:59,520 --> 01:55:00,960
 we don't sell anybody.

1879
01:55:00,960 --> 01:55:02,440
 - Yeah, yeah, it works constant.

1880
01:55:02,440 --> 01:55:04,040
 - We're on it now.

1881
01:55:04,040 --> 01:55:05,240
 - Yeah.

1882
01:55:05,240 --> 01:55:07,200
 - I'm just going on the internet.

1883
01:55:07,200 --> 01:55:08,680
 What for?

1884
01:55:08,680 --> 01:55:09,840
 Porn.

1885
01:55:09,840 --> 01:55:11,400
 - It's crazy, isn't it?

1886
01:55:11,400 --> 01:55:13,280
 - I'm going to play the Sims.

1887
01:55:13,280 --> 01:55:15,160
 - Just everything, anything you want.

1888
01:55:15,160 --> 01:55:16,920
 - Mad.

1889
01:55:16,920 --> 01:55:20,440
 Yeah, so they all go away.

1890
01:55:20,440 --> 01:55:22,400
 - They think they may be telepathic.

1891
01:55:22,400 --> 01:55:24,680
 - They all stand, yes, so they all stand together

1892
01:55:24,680 --> 01:55:25,840
 and they're sort of pulsating,

1893
01:55:25,840 --> 01:55:29,480
 like a big collection of insects,

1894
01:55:29,480 --> 01:55:31,320
 almost, they're sort of up and down breathing.

1895
01:55:31,320 --> 01:55:33,440
 It's all very animalistic.

1896
01:55:33,440 --> 01:55:34,280
 - You're right.

1897
01:55:34,280 --> 01:55:35,600
 - It does take away the creep factor

1898
01:55:35,600 --> 01:55:37,840
 when it has the technology that comes into it

1899
01:55:37,840 --> 01:55:39,440
 and they do this sort of stuff.

1900
01:55:39,440 --> 01:55:43,480
 It takes away that fear factor from the chaos of her age.

1901
01:55:43,480 --> 01:55:45,040
 You know what I mean?

1902
01:55:45,040 --> 01:55:46,560
 Where do you have those, they're not like that,

1903
01:55:46,560 --> 01:55:48,800
 they're just for the enraged the whole time.

1904
01:55:48,800 --> 01:55:51,040
 - And they realize that when the sun starts to go down,

1905
01:55:51,040 --> 01:55:52,440
 that's when the signal goes out

1906
01:55:52,440 --> 01:55:55,960
 and they all kind of rest and they recharge almost.

1907
01:55:55,960 --> 01:55:58,400
 - And music comes out their mouths.

1908
01:55:58,400 --> 01:56:01,000
 - Yeah, well, we'll come to that in a minute.

1909
01:56:02,560 --> 01:56:04,160
 - Yeah, so are they all connected?

1910
01:56:04,160 --> 01:56:05,920
 Are they telepathic?

1911
01:56:05,920 --> 01:56:08,080
 They discuss these theories.

1912
01:56:08,080 --> 01:56:09,840
 - Would it be hip-hop or not your mouth?

1913
01:56:09,840 --> 01:56:13,440
 - Yeah, it would be, I don't know which song it would be,

1914
01:56:13,440 --> 01:56:16,200
 actually, it'd probably be like, "Can I kick it?"

1915
01:56:16,200 --> 01:56:17,040
 Yes, you can.

1916
01:56:17,040 --> 01:56:18,680
 - Well, go for some N-E-O Marconi.

1917
01:56:18,680 --> 01:56:20,320
 I might do some good, bad n'yung-diz, I think.

1918
01:56:20,320 --> 01:56:22,000
 - Well, well, well.

1919
01:56:22,000 --> 01:56:23,320
 - God, imagine that coming out your nail,

1920
01:56:23,320 --> 01:56:24,160
 that would be brilliant.

1921
01:56:24,160 --> 01:56:25,320
 - Yeah.

1922
01:56:25,320 --> 01:56:28,800
 (sings)

1923
01:56:28,800 --> 01:56:31,200
 - Actually, I'd probably have, if I could pick any song,

1924
01:56:31,200 --> 01:56:33,720
 I'd probably pick the theme from "Into the Dragon"

1925
01:56:33,720 --> 01:56:35,040
 by Lela Schiffrin.

1926
01:56:35,040 --> 01:56:37,240
 - (sings)

1927
01:56:37,240 --> 01:56:39,640
 (sings)

1928
01:56:39,640 --> 01:56:44,560
 - Just sleeping with that coming up my concert.

1929
01:56:44,560 --> 01:56:46,480
 The Alice would be so annoyed.

1930
01:56:46,480 --> 01:56:47,520
 (sings)

1931
01:56:47,520 --> 01:56:49,320
 Every time he goes to sleep.

1932
01:56:49,320 --> 01:56:51,520
 (sings)

1933
01:56:51,520 --> 01:56:53,120
 It's such a banger, isn't it?

1934
01:56:53,120 --> 01:56:54,920
 - I've got it on record, man.

1935
01:56:54,920 --> 01:56:57,000
 - Of course, Lela Schiffrin did.

1936
01:56:57,000 --> 01:56:58,360
 Going back to what I was talking about earlier,

1937
01:56:58,360 --> 01:56:59,200
 he did all the-

1938
01:56:59,200 --> 01:57:00,040
 - Dirty Harry.

1939
01:57:00,040 --> 01:57:00,960
 - Dirty Harry songs, yeah.

1940
01:57:00,960 --> 01:57:01,800
 - Apart from what?

1941
01:57:01,800 --> 01:57:03,960
 - I'm a big Schiffrin, for example.

1942
01:57:03,960 --> 01:57:06,400
 - He didn't do "Magnum Force", but he did the other ones.

1943
01:57:06,400 --> 01:57:11,600
 - There is a musical in the house.

1944
01:57:11,600 --> 01:57:12,440
 - Yes.

1945
01:57:12,440 --> 01:57:14,680
 - What is a school?

1946
01:57:14,680 --> 01:57:15,560
 - A great school.

1947
01:57:15,560 --> 01:57:16,400
 - Okay, great boy.

1948
01:57:16,400 --> 01:57:17,840
 Stacey Keach.

1949
01:57:17,840 --> 01:57:19,720
 - Yeah, so he talks about my own phone.

1950
01:57:19,720 --> 01:57:21,880
 - There's a devil's intercom.

1951
01:57:21,880 --> 01:57:23,760
 - Yeah, so he's the headmaster of this school.

1952
01:57:23,760 --> 01:57:26,120
 This school has quite a few boys that have,

1953
01:57:26,120 --> 01:57:27,040
 it's a boys school that are,

1954
01:57:27,040 --> 01:57:29,240
 and they've survived an attack,

1955
01:57:29,240 --> 01:57:30,600
 and they're sort of holed up in the school.

1956
01:57:30,600 --> 01:57:32,400
 'Cause obviously it's a big boarding school.

1957
01:57:32,400 --> 01:57:33,760
 They've got loads of food,

1958
01:57:33,760 --> 01:57:35,800
 probably loads of stuff they can use as weapons,

1959
01:57:35,800 --> 01:57:37,640
 and Stacey Keach is the headmaster,

1960
01:57:37,640 --> 01:57:39,480
 so you're probably gonna be doing right

1961
01:57:39,480 --> 01:57:41,000
 if you've got Stacey Keach.

1962
01:57:41,000 --> 01:57:42,840
 The only person better than Stacey Keach

1963
01:57:42,840 --> 01:57:46,120
 would be having old Tom, what's his face?

1964
01:57:46,120 --> 01:57:46,960
 - Atkins.

1965
01:57:46,960 --> 01:57:50,680
 - Yeah, he'd be a great headmaster in this situation.

1966
01:57:50,680 --> 01:57:51,960
 - And is moustache.

1967
01:57:51,960 --> 01:57:54,640
 - Who would win out of Stacey Keach's moustache

1968
01:57:54,640 --> 01:57:56,440
 versus Tom Atkins's moustache?

1969
01:57:56,440 --> 01:57:57,800
 - Tom Atkins.

1970
01:57:57,800 --> 01:57:58,640
 - 100%.

1971
01:57:58,640 --> 01:58:00,960
 Don't even know why I asked that question.

1972
01:58:00,960 --> 01:58:03,600
 - No, not a question, is it?

1973
01:58:03,600 --> 01:58:05,840
 - So yes, Stacey Keach says to them,

1974
01:58:05,840 --> 01:58:09,000
 this is what we know about them,

1975
01:58:09,000 --> 01:58:12,000
 and yes, you're right, they do sleep at night.

1976
01:58:12,000 --> 01:58:13,440
 Let me show you something.

1977
01:58:13,440 --> 01:58:18,480
 And where he takes them to the playing field,

1978
01:58:18,480 --> 01:58:19,960
 doesn't he, he can have the sports field?

1979
01:58:19,960 --> 01:58:21,720
 - Yeah, it's in the lap of him laying down.

1980
01:58:21,720 --> 01:58:22,600
 They're all lying down.

1981
01:58:22,600 --> 01:58:24,520
 - Whole stadium for up.

1982
01:58:24,520 --> 01:58:26,040
 - And he says, don't go near them.

1983
01:58:26,040 --> 01:58:28,680
 And he said, "Let's find, let's find, let's watch this."

1984
01:58:28,680 --> 01:58:30,120
 And he stabs one of them in the leg,

1985
01:58:30,120 --> 01:58:30,960
 then he stabs them up,

1986
01:58:30,960 --> 01:58:32,720
 and he says, "I could kill them right now

1987
01:58:32,720 --> 01:58:34,200
 and they wouldn't do anything."

1988
01:58:34,200 --> 01:58:36,720
 - I am quite into some of the scenes later on

1989
01:58:36,720 --> 01:58:37,920
 when I just drive a truck,

1990
01:58:37,920 --> 01:58:38,760
 kind of really over them.

1991
01:58:38,760 --> 01:58:40,840
 - Oh, that is so good, so good.

1992
01:58:40,840 --> 01:58:43,360
 - It's so dry, humour.

1993
01:58:43,360 --> 01:58:46,480
 It's not, it's played down so well.

1994
01:58:46,480 --> 01:58:48,800
 - So they explain to them that at night,

1995
01:58:48,800 --> 01:58:52,360
 they kind of reboot, but the trouble is,

1996
01:58:52,360 --> 01:58:54,280
 every morning when they wake up again,

1997
01:58:54,280 --> 01:58:56,440
 they seem to have more, they've evolved slightly,

1998
01:58:56,440 --> 01:58:59,400
 they've got even more powers or abilities

1999
01:58:59,400 --> 01:59:01,360
 or whatever it might be that you call it.

2000
01:59:01,360 --> 01:59:02,520
 So it's almost like every night

2001
01:59:02,520 --> 01:59:04,360
 they're doing a software update.

2002
01:59:04,360 --> 01:59:06,720
 That's how the kid, the young kid describes it.

2003
01:59:06,720 --> 01:59:10,320
 Then they realise, like you said earlier,

2004
01:59:10,320 --> 01:59:11,960
 that they can hear music.

2005
01:59:11,960 --> 01:59:16,720
 And the young boy, Johnny, says, no, Jordan,

2006
01:59:16,720 --> 01:59:19,960
 he says, listen, it's put here to their mouths

2007
01:59:19,960 --> 01:59:21,200
 and you can hear it.

2008
01:59:21,200 --> 01:59:25,480
 And it's that, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

2009
01:59:25,480 --> 01:59:27,360
 song, that's, I can't remember what it's called now,

2010
01:59:27,360 --> 01:59:29,760
 but it's coming out at all of their mouths.

2011
01:59:29,760 --> 01:59:32,160
 And this is where they realise,

2012
01:59:32,160 --> 01:59:35,440
 it's linked to the signal, this technology,

2013
01:59:35,440 --> 01:59:37,880
 and they're all transmitting it in some way.

2014
01:59:37,880 --> 01:59:42,160
 They're all perhaps using the rest of their brain

2015
01:59:42,160 --> 01:59:44,000
 because we obviously, as we all know,

2016
01:59:44,000 --> 01:59:46,960
 we use about 5% of our brains or whatever the figure is.

2017
01:59:46,960 --> 01:59:49,880
 So this might be what happens if that signal

2018
01:59:49,880 --> 01:59:51,880
 might have unlocked the rest of it.

2019
01:59:51,880 --> 01:59:53,920
 And that means they're all in this hive mind state.

2020
01:59:53,920 --> 01:59:56,000
 They will see what each other can see.

2021
01:59:56,000 --> 01:59:58,160
 They will transmit this signal to each other.

2022
01:59:58,160 --> 01:59:59,920
 That's why they're telepathic.

2023
01:59:59,920 --> 02:00:01,520
 All very Stephen King.

2024
02:00:01,520 --> 02:00:04,240
 And I love it, I'm here for it.

2025
02:00:04,240 --> 02:00:05,840
 And I like the fact that they've all got music coming

2026
02:00:05,840 --> 02:00:07,120
 out of their mouths, it's brilliant.

2027
02:00:07,120 --> 02:00:07,960
 - Yeah.

2028
02:00:07,960 --> 02:00:08,800
 - Why not?

2029
02:00:08,800 --> 02:00:11,200
 It's different, never seen it before.

2030
02:00:11,200 --> 02:00:12,040
 - No, it's good.

2031
02:00:13,360 --> 02:00:15,480
 It'd be different if they were like beatboxing or something,

2032
02:00:15,480 --> 02:00:16,320
 but they're not.

2033
02:00:16,320 --> 02:00:18,560
 They've actually got music just coming out of their mouths.

2034
02:00:18,560 --> 02:00:19,400
 - Yeah.

2035
02:00:19,400 --> 02:00:20,240
 - It's great.

2036
02:00:20,240 --> 02:00:22,200
 So.

2037
02:00:22,200 --> 02:00:25,120
 - I wish we could have had their bottoms instead.

2038
02:00:25,120 --> 02:00:26,640
 - They might be stuff coming out the bottoms.

2039
02:00:26,640 --> 02:00:28,200
 - Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.

2040
02:00:28,200 --> 02:00:29,640
 - Right, Charlie Brown's mum.

2041
02:00:29,640 --> 02:00:33,000
 - Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.

2042
02:00:33,000 --> 02:00:36,080
 - Why do they always sound like that on there?

2043
02:00:36,080 --> 02:00:38,000
 The adults just walk in the room.

2044
02:00:38,000 --> 02:00:38,840
 - Don't know.

2045
02:00:38,840 --> 02:00:39,680
 - The kids are having these...

2046
02:00:39,680 --> 02:00:41,480
 - The kids should have had those talk nonsense.

2047
02:00:41,480 --> 02:00:43,600
 - The kids are having these eloquent conversations

2048
02:00:43,600 --> 02:00:45,600
 and then it's like, "Oh, here comes your mum, Charlie."

2049
02:00:45,600 --> 02:00:47,960
 - Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.

2050
02:00:47,960 --> 02:00:50,400
 - That's what kids think we sound like.

2051
02:00:50,400 --> 02:00:51,240
 - Yeah.

2052
02:00:51,240 --> 02:00:55,080
 - Stacy keeps turns.

2053
02:00:55,080 --> 02:00:57,200
 He's just been waiting basically for a couple of guys

2054
02:00:57,200 --> 02:00:59,320
 to turn up like these two and he says to them,

2055
02:00:59,320 --> 02:01:00,880
 "Look, I'll be honest with you.

2056
02:01:00,880 --> 02:01:01,880
 "I just want to get rid of them all.

2057
02:01:01,880 --> 02:01:03,320
 "I just want to kill them all.

2058
02:01:03,320 --> 02:01:04,880
 "Let's kill them all."

2059
02:01:04,880 --> 02:01:07,000
 And they're like, "Well, how could we do that?"

2060
02:01:07,000 --> 02:01:12,000
 Well, I've got a truck that we use to spray water

2061
02:01:12,000 --> 02:01:15,520
 on the pitches to keep the football pitches nice and moist

2062
02:01:15,520 --> 02:01:17,080
 when it's summer.

2063
02:01:17,080 --> 02:01:21,280
 We could fill it with gasoline and we could burn them all.

2064
02:01:21,280 --> 02:01:22,440
 - Yeah.

2065
02:01:22,440 --> 02:01:23,600
 - And there's no hesitation.

2066
02:01:23,600 --> 02:01:26,680
 John Kusek, that next scene is John Kusek getting in the car.

2067
02:01:26,680 --> 02:01:28,080
 - He didn't, he didn't pretty much get,

2068
02:01:28,080 --> 02:01:29,240
 yeah, he'd drive in a lot.

2069
02:01:29,240 --> 02:01:30,080
 - He's like, "Let's do it."

2070
02:01:30,080 --> 02:01:32,160
 And somebody was asking, "Are you sure you want to do this?"

2071
02:01:32,160 --> 02:01:33,720
 He's like, "Hell yeah."

2072
02:01:33,720 --> 02:01:34,840
 And they're just drinking whiskey

2073
02:01:34,840 --> 02:01:36,000
 straight out of the can so like,

2074
02:01:36,000 --> 02:01:38,120
 this is their oven their best time here, aren't they?

2075
02:01:38,120 --> 02:01:40,400
 - You think it's gonna lead some trauma surely?

2076
02:01:40,400 --> 02:01:43,720
 - These two must have been psychos already.

2077
02:01:43,720 --> 02:01:45,440
 - At one point I get a start, can I?

2078
02:01:45,440 --> 02:01:46,360
 (buzzer)

2079
02:01:46,360 --> 02:01:47,520
 - Well, this is the thing, right?

2080
02:01:47,520 --> 02:01:48,640
 So as an audience member,

2081
02:01:48,640 --> 02:01:50,600
 the first time you watch this, you think, right, okay,

2082
02:01:50,600 --> 02:01:51,960
 what they're gonna do, they're gonna drive around

2083
02:01:51,960 --> 02:01:53,880
 the outside of this football pitch?

2084
02:01:53,880 --> 02:01:55,040
 No.

2085
02:01:55,040 --> 02:01:59,440
 They drive straight through it over hundreds of bodies

2086
02:01:59,440 --> 02:02:00,280
 and you hear that,

2087
02:02:00,280 --> 02:02:03,080
 (buzzer)

2088
02:02:03,080 --> 02:02:05,080
 as a crunching over all these bodies.

2089
02:02:05,080 --> 02:02:06,680
 And you're right, it's like you get stuck

2090
02:02:06,680 --> 02:02:08,680
 in the mud at one point.

2091
02:02:08,680 --> 02:02:10,680
 Nothing, he's not moving, you're going anywhere.

2092
02:02:10,680 --> 02:02:13,200
 And he looks around to Samuel Ojekes

2093
02:02:13,200 --> 02:02:14,960
 and he says, "Oh, it must be stuck

2094
02:02:14,960 --> 02:02:16,520
 on someone's head or something."

2095
02:02:16,520 --> 02:02:19,120
 - Yeah, he's so dry, he panned.

2096
02:02:19,120 --> 02:02:22,440
 - And he says, "Well then put it in a lower gear."

2097
02:02:22,440 --> 02:02:24,840
 Like you're supposed to do it, it's icy or muddy.

2098
02:02:24,840 --> 02:02:26,560
 And he does, and they carry on.

2099
02:02:26,560 --> 02:02:32,200
 So yeah, they've sprayed the entire field with gasoline

2100
02:02:32,200 --> 02:02:33,320
 they get to the end.

2101
02:02:33,320 --> 02:02:36,480
 And of course, if anyone's gonna be firing a flaming arrow

2102
02:02:36,480 --> 02:02:38,560
 with a tennis ball on the end into this crowd

2103
02:02:38,560 --> 02:02:42,720
 of asleep zombies, it's gonna be Stacey Keach, of course.

2104
02:02:42,720 --> 02:02:47,720
 So he fires this arrow and the whole thing goes up.

2105
02:02:47,720 --> 02:02:51,440
 No, there are probably a dozen or so of them

2106
02:02:51,440 --> 02:02:54,320
 that stand up and start running around on fire.

2107
02:02:54,320 --> 02:02:57,000
 That's where John Kusak, Samuel Ojekes,

2108
02:02:57,000 --> 02:02:59,120
 and Alice come in handy with their shopping.

2109
02:02:59,120 --> 02:03:00,840
 - Just thought of shooting them.

2110
02:03:00,840 --> 02:03:01,680
 - Taking them out.

2111
02:03:01,680 --> 02:03:05,360
 - So this film is fun, it's fun film.

2112
02:03:05,360 --> 02:03:06,600
 I'm having great time with it.

2113
02:03:06,600 --> 02:03:08,400
 - I didn't mind it, you know.

2114
02:03:08,400 --> 02:03:12,720
 - As the fire sort of dies down though,

2115
02:03:12,720 --> 02:03:14,480
 they all feel something.

2116
02:03:14,480 --> 02:03:15,960
 What's that, what can you feel?

2117
02:03:15,960 --> 02:03:18,480
 It feels like rage.

2118
02:03:18,480 --> 02:03:21,400
 And there's almost like a telepathic wave of rage

2119
02:03:21,400 --> 02:03:23,760
 from the rest of the zombies around the world

2120
02:03:23,760 --> 02:03:25,880
 that are infected 'cause they felt this huge amount

2121
02:03:25,880 --> 02:03:28,760
 of them been wiped out and they feel the rage.

2122
02:03:28,760 --> 02:03:29,600
 So they're a bit worried

2123
02:03:29,600 --> 02:03:32,720
 and they say we probably should leave here as soon as possible

2124
02:03:32,720 --> 02:03:37,000
 because we may have alerted others to where we are.

2125
02:03:37,000 --> 02:03:37,960
 So there we go.

2126
02:03:37,960 --> 02:03:41,080
 They all go to sleep, gov.

2127
02:03:41,080 --> 02:03:44,400
 What do they dream about?

2128
02:03:44,400 --> 02:03:49,920
 - Man and a red hoodie.

2129
02:03:49,920 --> 02:03:51,680
 - Oh yes, a man and a red hoodie.

2130
02:03:51,680 --> 02:03:55,080
 - So they all have the same dream about this guy.

2131
02:03:55,080 --> 02:03:57,040
 Slightly different dream creature them.

2132
02:03:57,040 --> 02:03:59,520
 - Yeah, a zombie blowjob, Bunzkin.

2133
02:03:59,520 --> 02:04:02,120
 - Yeah, well, John Kousak, don't know what's on in his mind

2134
02:04:02,120 --> 02:04:04,960
 but he's dreaming about zombie blowjobs.

2135
02:04:04,960 --> 02:04:07,160
 But they all wake up, they all realize they've had a dream

2136
02:04:07,160 --> 02:04:10,800
 about this creepy guy with a ripped cheek.

2137
02:04:10,800 --> 02:04:11,920
 - The thing is this movie,

2138
02:04:11,920 --> 02:04:13,600
 there's no real conclusion to it.

2139
02:04:13,600 --> 02:04:14,520
 It's just a thing.

2140
02:04:14,520 --> 02:04:18,080
 It's not actually a very well-written story, really.

2141
02:04:18,080 --> 02:04:19,240
 The idea.

2142
02:04:19,240 --> 02:04:22,080
 - Yeah, it's not,

2143
02:04:22,080 --> 02:04:23,800
 - There's nothing like a major thing.

2144
02:04:23,800 --> 02:04:26,680
 - It's not executed as well as the book, obviously.

2145
02:04:26,680 --> 02:04:28,920
 I'm not gonna be that guy, but.

2146
02:04:28,920 --> 02:04:30,960
 - Yeah, there's definitely, they could have definitely given it

2147
02:04:30,960 --> 02:04:34,000
 'cause when reading a book,

2148
02:04:34,000 --> 02:04:37,000
 you kind of like, it's a long process with a film.

2149
02:04:37,000 --> 02:04:40,720
 It's 90 minutes and you kind of want a solid ending, really.

2150
02:04:40,720 --> 02:04:42,920
 You want to understand what you've just been through,

2151
02:04:42,920 --> 02:04:44,080
 the reason why you've just been through it

2152
02:04:44,080 --> 02:04:45,680
 and it doesn't quite give you that.

2153
02:04:45,680 --> 02:04:49,520
 It also doesn't quite explain the red hoodie guy

2154
02:04:49,520 --> 02:04:51,080
 as well as you'd like.

2155
02:04:51,080 --> 02:04:53,720
 So they're, they're dreaming about this guy.

2156
02:04:53,720 --> 02:04:55,720
 They call him the king, I think they call him

2157
02:04:55,720 --> 02:04:57,040
 the internet king or something.

2158
02:04:57,040 --> 02:04:58,440
 It is what they're all calling him.

2159
02:04:58,440 --> 02:05:02,920
 And he seems to be the leader of the infected.

2160
02:05:02,920 --> 02:05:04,960
 Did he come up with the signal?

2161
02:05:04,960 --> 02:05:06,520
 We don't know, we were never told that.

2162
02:05:06,520 --> 02:05:11,520
 All we know is he can infiltrate people's dreams.

2163
02:05:11,520 --> 02:05:16,800
 And we also find out that John Cusack drew this guy

2164
02:05:16,800 --> 02:05:20,840
 and he's the baddie in one of his novels, graphic novels.

2165
02:05:20,840 --> 02:05:24,240
 Again, why we don't know?

2166
02:05:24,240 --> 02:05:26,680
 We don't know why John Cusack is the key to all of this

2167
02:05:26,680 --> 02:05:28,880
 and why he invented it.

2168
02:05:28,880 --> 02:05:31,640
 It's, this is where it falls down a bit.

2169
02:05:31,640 --> 02:05:34,480
 This is where I won't, I'm not going to rush to watch it

2170
02:05:34,480 --> 02:05:36,880
 again really anytime soon.

2171
02:05:36,880 --> 02:05:38,880
 It's a weird one.

2172
02:05:38,880 --> 02:05:45,240
 We get more walking, more looting, they go in shops.

2173
02:05:45,240 --> 02:05:51,240
 All we know is that the darkness is coming.

2174
02:05:51,240 --> 02:05:52,720
 We've got to get going.

2175
02:05:52,720 --> 02:05:55,080
 Red hoodie guys appearing in our dreams.

2176
02:05:56,280 --> 02:05:58,600
 This is one thing they don't really at all

2177
02:05:58,600 --> 02:06:01,360
 start discussing more of that, it's his character.

2178
02:06:01,360 --> 02:06:02,760
 It's my character, I drew it.

2179
02:06:02,760 --> 02:06:05,440
 Oh okay, next scene we're just kind of,

2180
02:06:05,440 --> 02:06:07,200
 surely that's a crazy thing.

2181
02:06:07,200 --> 02:06:10,760
 You're all dreaming of this guy's, he drew this

2182
02:06:10,760 --> 02:06:12,120
 and we're dreaming it like,

2183
02:06:12,120 --> 02:06:14,880
 is this some pretty crewish shit going on here?

2184
02:06:14,880 --> 02:06:15,760
 What's going on?

2185
02:06:15,760 --> 02:06:17,840
 Well that's the thing, join the watching of it.

2186
02:06:17,840 --> 02:06:19,000
 I don't really think about it.

2187
02:06:19,000 --> 02:06:20,880
 It's only when I'm reviewing it back with you

2188
02:06:20,880 --> 02:06:22,200
 that I'm like picking it apart,

2189
02:06:22,200 --> 02:06:25,080
 but at the time you just kind of go with it really.

2190
02:06:26,160 --> 02:06:28,640
 'Cause there's enough cool shit thrown in around it.

2191
02:06:28,640 --> 02:06:30,520
 When they see a big pile of cell phones

2192
02:06:30,520 --> 02:06:34,440
 that's been settled fire and it's smoking still.

2193
02:06:34,440 --> 02:06:38,640
 And then they throw the only cell phone they've got.

2194
02:06:38,640 --> 02:06:40,000
 It starts ringing and they just throw it

2195
02:06:40,000 --> 02:06:42,880
 on the pile of smoking phones like nah.

2196
02:06:42,880 --> 02:06:44,360
 So they make their way further up north.

2197
02:06:44,360 --> 02:06:46,240
 - They find a cabin bar.

2198
02:06:46,240 --> 02:06:47,720
 - It starts snowing doesn't it?

2199
02:06:47,720 --> 02:06:48,600
 - Yeah.

2200
02:06:48,600 --> 02:06:50,200
 - And yeah, they find a bar.

2201
02:06:50,200 --> 02:06:55,320
 They go into the bar and there are,

2202
02:06:55,320 --> 02:06:57,560
 probably a dozen or so people in there

2203
02:06:57,560 --> 02:07:01,520
 who are non-phoneers and they discuss phoneers

2204
02:07:01,520 --> 02:07:04,000
 and what a phoneer is and, you know,

2205
02:07:04,000 --> 02:07:06,880
 they all start getting pissed

2206
02:07:06,880 --> 02:07:08,400
 and they start doing karaoke.

2207
02:07:08,400 --> 02:07:13,640
 They're looking for songs with telephone in the title,

2208
02:07:13,640 --> 02:07:15,120
 Samuel L. Jackson sings.

2209
02:07:15,120 --> 02:07:18,120
 - I've never seen Samuel Jackson drunk before.

2210
02:07:18,120 --> 02:07:18,840
 - He starts singing,

2211
02:07:18,840 --> 02:07:21,680
 ♪ Hey there, wait a minute, Mr. Post ♪

2212
02:07:21,680 --> 02:07:23,120
 ♪ But that's not on the jukebox ♪

2213
02:07:23,120 --> 02:07:24,440
 But what is on the jukebox, Gav?

2214
02:07:24,440 --> 02:07:25,480
 Do you remember the song?

2215
02:07:25,480 --> 02:07:26,320
 - No.

2216
02:07:26,320 --> 02:07:28,320
 ♪ You can ring my bed ♪

2217
02:07:28,320 --> 02:07:29,640
 - Oh yeah, it needs a word.

2218
02:07:29,640 --> 02:07:31,520
 - And they sing that on karaoke,

2219
02:07:31,520 --> 02:07:33,360
 they get really drunk.

2220
02:07:33,360 --> 02:07:36,520
 John Kusak talks to Alice about his wife

2221
02:07:36,520 --> 02:07:38,320
 and his kid and his regrets

2222
02:07:38,320 --> 02:07:39,960
 and they all go to sleep

2223
02:07:39,960 --> 02:07:43,840
 and of course they dream about the red hoodie guy.

2224
02:07:43,840 --> 02:07:45,600
 Probably giving John Kusak another blowjob

2225
02:07:45,600 --> 02:07:46,680
 in the toilets.

2226
02:07:46,680 --> 02:07:51,040
 Now the lady who kind of power phones the bar,

2227
02:07:51,040 --> 02:07:54,160
 the older lady, she gets up in the middle of the night

2228
02:07:54,160 --> 02:07:56,960
 half asleep, half dreaming, half awake

2229
02:07:56,960 --> 02:07:59,160
 and she hears a noise out the front door

2230
02:07:59,160 --> 02:08:02,440
 and it turns out she gets infected

2231
02:08:02,440 --> 02:08:06,000
 because they had new power they've evolved now

2232
02:08:06,000 --> 02:08:09,880
 is that they can say the signal out of their mouths,

2233
02:08:09,880 --> 02:08:12,000
 they no longer need phones

2234
02:08:12,000 --> 02:08:14,640
 and they can do the signal

2235
02:08:14,640 --> 02:08:16,280
 and if you hear the signal

2236
02:08:16,280 --> 02:08:17,720
 and they whisper in your ear,

2237
02:08:17,720 --> 02:08:20,600
 you become a phoneer as well.

2238
02:08:20,600 --> 02:08:23,280
 - Yeah, she basically lets loads of fuckers in.

2239
02:08:23,280 --> 02:08:24,640
 - Silly lady.

2240
02:08:24,640 --> 02:08:27,680
 - It's like when they held up at the Winchester, isn't it?

2241
02:08:27,680 --> 02:08:29,800
 - Yeah, and that's why it opens the door.

2242
02:08:29,800 --> 02:08:31,560
 What's his name?

2243
02:08:31,560 --> 02:08:35,040
 I am, you know,

2244
02:08:35,040 --> 02:08:38,320
 fuck you forays, that guy.

2245
02:08:38,320 --> 02:08:39,600
 - Yeah.

2246
02:08:39,600 --> 02:08:40,440
 - Brilliant.

2247
02:08:40,440 --> 02:08:43,360
 I love our dandons, fuck you forays

2248
02:08:43,360 --> 02:08:44,440
 and then we just carry on.

2249
02:08:44,440 --> 02:08:45,920
 By the way, we're both wearing glasses

2250
02:08:45,920 --> 02:08:47,760
 so we can say fuck you forays.

2251
02:08:47,760 --> 02:08:50,560
 - It's clear, we are not aist.

2252
02:08:50,560 --> 02:08:51,400
 - Aist.

2253
02:08:52,760 --> 02:08:54,080
 - We're not a scientist.

2254
02:08:54,080 --> 02:08:55,960
 - No, not a scientist in any way.

2255
02:08:55,960 --> 02:09:00,200
 - So yeah, like you said, she lets a load of them in.

2256
02:09:00,200 --> 02:09:03,800
 Alice gets hurt, she gets hit in the back of the head

2257
02:09:03,800 --> 02:09:06,000
 and actually instructs hemorrhaging in her eye

2258
02:09:06,000 --> 02:09:08,000
 from the head wound and then she dies.

2259
02:09:08,000 --> 02:09:09,600
 So we've lost Alice now.

2260
02:09:09,600 --> 02:09:10,800
 - Yep, that's that one down,

2261
02:09:10,800 --> 02:09:13,120
 we've got to get another one now for the freezing.

2262
02:09:13,120 --> 02:09:16,160
 - All the while, Red Hoodie is watching them from outside.

2263
02:09:16,160 --> 02:09:20,280
 So they leave, they walk, they discuss,

2264
02:09:20,280 --> 02:09:22,080
 you know, they're not just killing anymore,

2265
02:09:22,080 --> 02:09:24,360
 they are recruiting into their ranks

2266
02:09:24,360 --> 02:09:26,120
 by using this signal.

2267
02:09:26,120 --> 02:09:27,240
 So it's more than that,

2268
02:09:27,240 --> 02:09:29,920
 they're trying to take over the world.

2269
02:09:29,920 --> 02:09:33,680
 So it's planned, it's like the otters' gav.

2270
02:09:33,680 --> 02:09:36,760
 It's like the otters' plant biting you on the bottom.

2271
02:09:36,760 --> 02:09:37,600
 - Bottom otters?

2272
02:09:37,600 --> 02:09:41,920
 - They meet some people in the woods.

2273
02:09:41,920 --> 02:09:43,640
 - So there's forever and months again.

2274
02:09:43,640 --> 02:09:46,240
 - Well, there's a couple of them in the woods

2275
02:09:46,240 --> 02:09:49,800
 and they are mental.

2276
02:09:49,800 --> 02:09:51,640
 One of them has been awake for five days.

2277
02:09:51,640 --> 02:09:53,560
 The guy says he's been awake for five days.

2278
02:09:53,560 --> 02:09:55,640
 - He's not the favourite actor.

2279
02:09:55,640 --> 02:09:57,080
 - He is fucking nuts.

2280
02:09:57,080 --> 02:09:58,680
 - Famous.

2281
02:09:58,680 --> 02:10:00,240
 - He is so unhinged.

2282
02:10:00,240 --> 02:10:03,000
 I mean, anyone would be if they'd been awake for five days.

2283
02:10:03,000 --> 02:10:05,120
 - He's speeded out of his head, isn't he?

2284
02:10:05,120 --> 02:10:06,880
 - He's so crazy.

2285
02:10:06,880 --> 02:10:11,880
 And he says, "We kill phone freaks, we're here to kill them."

2286
02:10:11,880 --> 02:10:16,520
 And I've dreamed about the president of the internet as well.

2287
02:10:16,520 --> 02:10:18,880
 Yeah, I've dreamed about that guy too.

2288
02:10:18,880 --> 02:10:20,800
 And basically, there are a couple of rednecks

2289
02:10:20,800 --> 02:10:23,880
 in the woods and John, who's second seminar,

2290
02:10:23,880 --> 02:10:26,240
 that's never really got any choice other than sort of,

2291
02:10:26,240 --> 02:10:30,720
 you know, drawing up with these guys because,

2292
02:10:30,720 --> 02:10:36,000
 yeah, you know, he says, "I've got a phone

2293
02:10:36,000 --> 02:10:38,640
 "or trapped and tied up.

2294
02:10:38,640 --> 02:10:40,520
 "Can I show you it?"

2295
02:10:40,520 --> 02:10:43,160
 And it's the girl, it's her brother.

2296
02:10:43,160 --> 02:10:45,520
 And he's got a sack over his head.

2297
02:10:45,520 --> 02:10:47,440
 And basically, he's like an alarm.

2298
02:10:47,440 --> 02:10:51,240
 So anytime the phone has come near their camp,

2299
02:10:51,240 --> 02:10:54,560
 he sort of goes, (imitates car horn)

2300
02:10:54,560 --> 02:10:55,640
 and sort of lets them know, and they're like,

2301
02:10:55,640 --> 02:10:57,320
 "Oh shit, there's one nearby."

2302
02:10:57,320 --> 02:10:58,160
 - Yeah.

2303
02:10:58,160 --> 02:11:00,200
 - So they're like, so this, again, it's different.

2304
02:11:00,200 --> 02:11:01,640
 We've not seen this before.

2305
02:11:01,640 --> 02:11:07,840
 However, it picks up on the fact that John Kusak is nearby

2306
02:11:07,840 --> 02:11:11,120
 and it starts suddenly talking like his son.

2307
02:11:11,120 --> 02:11:12,440
 - Yeah, say it, Joe Scunnys.

2308
02:11:12,440 --> 02:11:15,600
 Don't you sad, obviously, but, you know.

2309
02:11:15,600 --> 02:11:17,520
 He's going, "Dad, Dad, when are you coming home?

2310
02:11:17,520 --> 02:11:18,600
 "Dad, when are you coming home?

2311
02:11:18,600 --> 02:11:20,760
 "Dad, Dad," which is the last thing he said to him

2312
02:11:20,760 --> 02:11:21,600
 on the phone.

2313
02:11:21,600 --> 02:11:26,040
 Obviously, John Kusak freaked out.

2314
02:11:26,040 --> 02:11:29,160
 Takes the sack of his head, blows him away

2315
02:11:29,160 --> 02:11:33,200
 in front of his sister, which causes her to be upset.

2316
02:11:33,200 --> 02:11:38,600
 And, yeah, they're compromised now

2317
02:11:38,600 --> 02:11:40,200
 because the last thing it saw

2318
02:11:40,200 --> 02:11:41,560
 just before it blew him away was them.

2319
02:11:41,560 --> 02:11:45,120
 So they all know where they are in the woods.

2320
02:11:45,120 --> 02:11:46,320
 Well done, John.

2321
02:11:46,320 --> 02:11:48,680
 - And where there he stops an ice cream truck?

2322
02:11:48,680 --> 02:11:52,320
 - Yes, they get an ice cream truck,

2323
02:11:52,320 --> 02:11:55,760
 which is owned by the guy who hasn't slept.

2324
02:11:55,760 --> 02:11:58,920
 They're driving along and his name's Ray.

2325
02:11:58,920 --> 02:12:03,160
 He says, "I'd think his son's dead, John Kusak,

2326
02:12:03,160 --> 02:12:05,080
 "if I'm honest with you."

2327
02:12:05,080 --> 02:12:06,760
 And he's like, "Well, don't say that.

2328
02:12:06,760 --> 02:12:08,560
 "I'm gonna try and find him."

2329
02:12:08,560 --> 02:12:09,920
 He's like, "Look, stop the truck a minute.

2330
02:12:09,920 --> 02:12:11,240
 "I wanna show you something."

2331
02:12:11,240 --> 02:12:14,000
 What?

2332
02:12:14,000 --> 02:12:16,480
 - The truck, so they stop the ice cream truck.

2333
02:12:16,480 --> 02:12:21,040
 And Ray takes John Kusak off into the woods.

2334
02:12:21,040 --> 02:12:21,920
 He said, "What's going on?"

2335
02:12:21,920 --> 02:12:25,640
 He's like, "Look, basically, I'm gonna give you this phone

2336
02:12:25,640 --> 02:12:29,800
 "and you'll know what to do with it when the time is right,

2337
02:12:29,800 --> 02:12:32,360
 "but don't ring the number until the time is right.

2338
02:12:32,360 --> 02:12:35,200
 "I can't give you any more information than that."

2339
02:12:35,200 --> 02:12:36,120
 What do you mean?

2340
02:12:36,120 --> 02:12:38,240
 - Yeah, I was hoping this would actually been tied up

2341
02:12:38,240 --> 02:12:40,240
 better when it actually happens, but...

2342
02:12:40,240 --> 02:12:42,960
 - Well, hang on a minute, Ray.

2343
02:12:42,960 --> 02:12:44,360
 What's that around your neck?

2344
02:12:44,360 --> 02:12:45,320
 Don't worry about that.

2345
02:12:45,320 --> 02:12:47,120
 Just remember that I've given you a phone

2346
02:12:47,120 --> 02:12:48,760
 and when the time is right, you've got to ring the number on it.

2347
02:12:48,760 --> 02:12:50,240
 Okay.

2348
02:12:50,240 --> 02:12:52,160
 What's that around your neck?

2349
02:12:52,160 --> 02:12:54,840
 It's a bomb and he explodes his head off.

2350
02:12:54,840 --> 02:12:55,680
 - Yeah.

2351
02:12:55,680 --> 02:12:57,160
 - Explodes his own head off.

2352
02:12:57,160 --> 02:13:02,120
 So John Kusak heads back to the ice cream truck.

2353
02:13:02,120 --> 02:13:03,720
 Never thought I'd be saying that in a film, would be.

2354
02:13:03,720 --> 02:13:06,120
 John Kusak heads back to the ice cream truck

2355
02:13:06,120 --> 02:13:07,680
 and says, "Or Ray's dead.

2356
02:13:07,680 --> 02:13:10,080
 "He's just blowing his own head off with a bomb.

2357
02:13:10,080 --> 02:13:11,320
 "Let's get going."

2358
02:13:12,320 --> 02:13:16,320
 So they arrive at John Kusak's wife's house.

2359
02:13:16,320 --> 02:13:21,320
 Yeah, it goes in now, obviously, to see if his kids there or not.

2360
02:13:21,320 --> 02:13:24,320
 He calls out, "Johnnie?

2361
02:13:24,320 --> 02:13:25,320
 "No answer.

2362
02:13:25,320 --> 02:13:26,320
 "Johnnie?

2363
02:13:26,320 --> 02:13:27,320
 "Obviously no answer at all."

2364
02:13:27,320 --> 02:13:29,320
 Well, that did, before he killed the committee,

2365
02:13:29,320 --> 02:13:32,320
 suicide in the Blues Nogginoff.

2366
02:13:32,320 --> 02:13:34,320
 He started saying that he was seeing things

2367
02:13:34,320 --> 02:13:36,320
 and he's like awake now.

2368
02:13:36,320 --> 02:13:38,320
 He's having an awakening.

2369
02:13:38,320 --> 02:13:40,320
 And that's why he decided that he's got an index.

2370
02:13:40,320 --> 02:13:43,320
 So that he's got to end it and pass the phone over and start.

2371
02:13:43,320 --> 02:13:44,320
 That's right.

2372
02:13:44,320 --> 02:13:46,320
 He said, "It's not just in my dreams now."

2373
02:13:46,320 --> 02:13:48,320
 Yeah, it's in the day's where I'm seeing it as well.

2374
02:13:48,320 --> 02:13:50,320
 It's not a whole dream, so I'm like day dreaming as well.

2375
02:13:50,320 --> 02:13:52,320
 So basically going insane, you know.

2376
02:13:52,320 --> 02:13:54,320
 And that's what's staying up for a week.

2377
02:13:54,320 --> 02:13:59,320
 We'll do to, you know, what you may have seen in the Nightmare on Elm Street movies.

2378
02:13:59,320 --> 02:14:03,320
 You can't physically stay up more than about three days without going absolutely mental.

2379
02:14:03,320 --> 02:14:04,320
 Yeah, I'll go to that.

2380
02:14:04,320 --> 02:14:07,320
 What's the longest you've ever stayed up?

2381
02:14:07,320 --> 02:14:08,320
 Three hours.

2382
02:14:08,320 --> 02:14:12,320
 [LAUGHTER]

2383
02:14:12,320 --> 02:14:14,320
 Thank you.

2384
02:14:14,320 --> 02:14:17,320
 Maybe 20... I don't know.

2385
02:14:17,320 --> 02:14:18,320
 I don't know if I...

2386
02:14:18,320 --> 02:14:19,320
 I don't know if I...

2387
02:14:19,320 --> 02:14:20,320
 I don't know if I...

2388
02:14:20,320 --> 02:14:21,320
 I don't know.

2389
02:14:21,320 --> 02:14:26,320
 I can't think of why it better wood bin occasions, definitely.

2390
02:14:26,320 --> 02:14:29,320
 I think probably like two and a half days for me.

2391
02:14:29,320 --> 02:14:30,320
 Yeah.

2392
02:14:30,320 --> 02:14:31,320
 Huge cocaine binge.

2393
02:14:31,320 --> 02:14:32,320
 No, I'm joking.

2394
02:14:32,320 --> 02:14:37,320
 It was flying either two or from Australia.

2395
02:14:37,320 --> 02:14:40,320
 Didn't sleep the whole way.

2396
02:14:40,320 --> 02:14:41,320
 Just couldn't sleep.

2397
02:14:41,320 --> 02:14:42,320
 Just couldn't sleep.

2398
02:14:42,320 --> 02:14:43,320
 It was excited.

2399
02:14:43,320 --> 02:14:46,320
 The way it worked as well with time zones.

2400
02:14:46,320 --> 02:14:50,320
 And then we landed in Japan and we had like six hours in Japan.

2401
02:14:50,320 --> 02:14:54,320
 Then got back on the plane and then I got there and our friends met us in Australia.

2402
02:14:54,320 --> 02:14:57,320
 And we were so excited and we went out for dinner and drinks.

2403
02:14:57,320 --> 02:15:00,320
 And I was like, "Shit, I haven't slept for like two and a half days."

2404
02:15:00,320 --> 02:15:04,320
 And I could feel like my body was starting to just shut down.

2405
02:15:04,320 --> 02:15:08,320
 So I went and like slept for like 12 hours, maybe more straight through.

2406
02:15:08,320 --> 02:15:10,320
 I woke up feeling like a different person.

2407
02:15:10,320 --> 02:15:11,320
 It was great.

2408
02:15:11,320 --> 02:15:12,320
 Yes.

2409
02:15:12,320 --> 02:15:15,320
 But yeah, well that was a long time without sleep for me.

2410
02:15:15,320 --> 02:15:17,320
 So yeah, that was only two and a half days.

2411
02:15:17,320 --> 02:15:19,320
 So you can only imagine what a week would be like.

2412
02:15:19,320 --> 02:15:24,320
 Anyway, his son Johnny has left a message on the fridge in fridge magnets that says...

2413
02:15:24,320 --> 02:15:25,320
 Yeah.

2414
02:15:25,320 --> 02:15:32,320
 Dad, go to Cashwack, which is a place in Canada.

2415
02:15:32,320 --> 02:15:34,320
 Oh, I don't know.

2416
02:15:34,320 --> 02:15:37,320
 It's to do with a big phone signal mask, isn't it?

2417
02:15:37,320 --> 02:15:38,320
 I don't know.

2418
02:15:38,320 --> 02:15:45,320
 But it's later on, if you're kind of bad for him possibly because they sort of say, "That's fake."

2419
02:15:45,320 --> 02:15:46,320
 I almost put that there.

2420
02:15:46,320 --> 02:15:51,320
 Then he goes, "Oh, because I mean myself, if I was going after a lawyer, my son,

2421
02:15:51,320 --> 02:15:52,320
 I was going back for him.

2422
02:15:52,320 --> 02:15:54,320
 I'd be gutted because thinking he'd wrote that.

2423
02:15:54,320 --> 02:15:56,320
 But I'd be like, "Oh, he wrote that."

2424
02:15:56,320 --> 02:15:58,320
 And then find out that he might be like, "That could be fake."

2425
02:15:58,320 --> 02:15:59,320
 Yeah.

2426
02:15:59,320 --> 02:16:00,320
 Oh no.

2427
02:16:00,320 --> 02:16:01,320
 That'd break my heart.

2428
02:16:01,320 --> 02:16:03,320
 Because he hears a noise in the attic.

2429
02:16:03,320 --> 02:16:04,320
 Yeah.

2430
02:16:04,320 --> 02:16:06,320
 And it becomes quite a creepy moment actually.

2431
02:16:06,320 --> 02:16:07,320
 No, just right.

2432
02:16:07,320 --> 02:16:09,320
 I've lost the one in my attic.

2433
02:16:09,320 --> 02:16:10,320
 Yeah.

2434
02:16:10,320 --> 02:16:16,320
 Well, he goes up there and he is immediately attacked by the guy in the red hood from his dreams.

2435
02:16:16,320 --> 02:16:22,320
 Has a bit of a fight with him, ends up killing them, realizes he was his ex-wife or his current wife,

2436
02:16:22,320 --> 02:16:25,320
 whatever she is, his estranged wife.

2437
02:16:25,320 --> 02:16:30,320
 Dressed in the red hood, she is a fauna and she was tricking him.

2438
02:16:30,320 --> 02:16:38,320
 And she probably put that fake fridge magnet message up and he's just killed him.

2439
02:16:38,320 --> 02:16:39,320
 Yeah.

2440
02:16:39,320 --> 02:16:46,320
 Then they find out that the ice cream truck isn't full of ice cream, like phantasm.

2441
02:16:46,320 --> 02:16:47,320
 No, no, no, no.

2442
02:16:47,320 --> 02:16:55,320
 It's full of C4 enough to sort of blow up an entire block and a lot of explosives in this ice cream truck.

2443
02:16:55,320 --> 02:17:04,320
 John Koo-Sak says, "I'm going to take the ice cream truck with me and I'm going to go to the source and sort this shit out."

2444
02:17:04,320 --> 02:17:05,320
 Yeah.

2445
02:17:05,320 --> 02:17:14,320
 He says to Jordan, the young lad from the school, "You and Samuel Ojaksson, you go your way and I'll catch you back up.

2446
02:17:14,320 --> 02:17:20,320
 Just spray paint your initials on the, you know, every now and again as you're going along your journey.

2447
02:17:20,320 --> 02:17:21,320
 And I'll find you.

2448
02:17:21,320 --> 02:17:23,320
 Don't you worry, I'll find you."

2449
02:17:23,320 --> 02:17:24,320
 Okay.

2450
02:17:24,320 --> 02:17:25,320
 Off they go then.

2451
02:17:25,320 --> 02:17:39,320
 And he drives off now in the ice cream truck and he finds the sour tower, the main sour tower that's got thousands and thousands of phonos walking around in a circle in unison.

2452
02:17:39,320 --> 02:17:40,320
 Yeah.

2453
02:17:40,320 --> 02:17:41,320
 Ooh.

2454
02:17:41,320 --> 02:17:42,320
 It's been creepy.

2455
02:17:42,320 --> 02:17:44,320
 It's very creepy.

2456
02:17:44,320 --> 02:17:46,320
 And he thinks, "Well, I need to get to the center."

2457
02:17:46,320 --> 02:17:47,320
 He just drives through him.

2458
02:17:47,320 --> 02:17:48,320
 Just drives through him.

2459
02:17:48,320 --> 02:17:52,320
 He's got no problems with driving through thousands of people, is he?

2460
02:17:52,320 --> 02:17:53,320
 I love it.

2461
02:17:53,320 --> 02:17:54,320
 And he's doing it while looking a bit of pay.

2462
02:17:54,320 --> 02:17:55,320
 But he's not even looking.

2463
02:17:55,320 --> 02:17:58,320
 He's not concerned the slightest by them.

2464
02:17:58,320 --> 02:18:00,320
 He's been through a lot of the last couple of days.

2465
02:18:00,320 --> 02:18:02,320
 He's been there just annoying.

2466
02:18:02,320 --> 02:18:08,320
 It's like driving through a cloud of flies that's just in front of you.

2467
02:18:08,320 --> 02:18:10,320
 I don't know what that's like driving actually.

2468
02:18:10,320 --> 02:18:12,320
 It's just kind of just going, "Fuck it, I don't care."

2469
02:18:12,320 --> 02:18:16,320
 Because even like sheep in the road, you would stop and wait.

2470
02:18:16,320 --> 02:18:17,320
 What?

2471
02:18:17,320 --> 02:18:18,320
 You know.

2472
02:18:18,320 --> 02:18:19,320
 Beep, beep.

2473
02:18:19,320 --> 02:18:21,320
 You wouldn't sort of just keep driving through.

2474
02:18:21,320 --> 02:18:25,320
 You'd be like literally plow and take out a good load of animals.

2475
02:18:25,320 --> 02:18:27,320
 That'd be just being terrible.

2476
02:18:27,320 --> 02:18:30,320
 Some ducks crossed the road.

2477
02:18:30,320 --> 02:18:31,320
 Don't!

2478
02:18:31,320 --> 02:18:32,320
 Because I had a situation.

2479
02:18:32,320 --> 02:18:35,320
 I'm not going to say because it was fucking towards us.

2480
02:18:35,320 --> 02:18:37,320
 I'm not going to say what happened.

2481
02:18:37,320 --> 02:18:46,320
 Not long after we bought our car, our first car, we went to our buddy Mark, his wedding actually.

2482
02:18:46,320 --> 02:18:54,320
 On the way back from his wedding in the morning, we went into a service station to get McDonald's.

2483
02:18:54,320 --> 02:18:58,320
 As we were driving out of it, a squirrel ran underneath the car.

2484
02:18:58,320 --> 02:19:01,320
 She was driving, she couldn't swear about the way.

2485
02:19:01,320 --> 02:19:04,320
 We both felt the squirrel.

2486
02:19:04,320 --> 02:19:09,320
 Then it sort of went flying out to the left, landed in some bushes.

2487
02:19:09,320 --> 02:19:12,320
 She pulled over and I just said, "You just got a squirrel."

2488
02:19:12,320 --> 02:19:13,320
 I said, "I know.

2489
02:19:13,320 --> 02:19:15,320
 I feel really bad."

2490
02:19:15,320 --> 02:19:17,320
 Anyway, it passed me that big mat.

2491
02:19:17,320 --> 02:19:19,320
 Then we carried on eating our McDonald's.

2492
02:19:19,320 --> 02:19:22,320
 We did feel bad, but we were so hungry that...

2493
02:19:22,320 --> 02:19:30,320
 I'm going to say just very quickly, a good rest for my cat, Fizzy.

2494
02:19:30,320 --> 02:19:33,320
 I meant to say that in the intro.

2495
02:19:33,320 --> 02:19:39,320
 Fizzy was sometimes on the podcast mentioned several times.

2496
02:19:39,320 --> 02:19:44,320
 Back in the early days when we used to record together a lot more, Fizzy would quite often

2497
02:19:44,320 --> 02:19:47,320
 go either between us or on one of our laps.

2498
02:19:47,320 --> 02:19:53,320
 Quite often we'd have to pause recording sometimes if Fizzy scratched at the door and wanted to be let in.

2499
02:19:53,320 --> 02:19:54,320
 Oh, I forgot that.

2500
02:19:54,320 --> 02:19:56,320
 We used to have to... Oh, hang on a minute.

2501
02:19:56,320 --> 02:19:57,320
 Sorry, Dan.

2502
02:19:57,320 --> 02:19:58,320
 Let me just...

2503
02:19:58,320 --> 02:19:59,320
 Let the cat in.

2504
02:19:59,320 --> 02:20:02,320
 So rest in peace, Fizzy.

2505
02:20:02,320 --> 02:20:03,320
 She was how old was she?

2506
02:20:03,320 --> 02:20:04,320
 About 19 in the end.

2507
02:20:04,320 --> 02:20:05,320
 Yeah, she was lovely cat.

2508
02:20:05,320 --> 02:20:06,320
 Really nice.

2509
02:20:06,320 --> 02:20:07,320
 Really?

2510
02:20:07,320 --> 02:20:08,320
 I'd say good boys.

2511
02:20:08,320 --> 02:20:09,320
 It's a hard day.

2512
02:20:09,320 --> 02:20:13,320
 She's literally saying, say, "Good boys were like, you know, I don't know.

2513
02:20:13,320 --> 02:20:14,320
 I've been to a good cat."

2514
02:20:14,320 --> 02:20:18,320
 And then the lid should turn around and walk out and just go, "I've got to leave.

2515
02:20:18,320 --> 02:20:19,320
 I couldn't stay there for it."

2516
02:20:19,320 --> 02:20:20,320
 Yeah.

2517
02:20:20,320 --> 02:20:21,320
 Yeah.

2518
02:20:21,320 --> 02:20:22,320
 She was very old and not very comfortable.

2519
02:20:22,320 --> 02:20:27,320
 She wasn't very well in the end, so she's happier now and a happier place now, bless her.

2520
02:20:27,320 --> 02:20:28,320
 Yeah.

2521
02:20:28,320 --> 02:20:29,320
 She read all the lymph.

2522
02:20:29,320 --> 02:20:31,320
 My arm was a mess of data and it was horrible.

2523
02:20:31,320 --> 02:20:34,320
 Well, she had a bloody good life with you guys.

2524
02:20:34,320 --> 02:20:35,320
 Yeah, yeah.

2525
02:20:35,320 --> 02:20:37,320
 I've been thinking about her and I think of the good things.

2526
02:20:37,320 --> 02:20:38,320
 So...

2527
02:20:38,320 --> 02:20:42,320
 Often think of her sat next to the microwave.

2528
02:20:42,320 --> 02:20:46,840
 If you went near a food, she'd hit you occasionally because she was protected to a private food

2529
02:20:46,840 --> 02:20:47,840
 and that was fine.

2530
02:20:47,840 --> 02:20:50,840
 Is it your remember in the young fizzy, which I don't remember so well.

2531
02:20:50,840 --> 02:20:51,840
 So you've got good memories.

2532
02:20:51,840 --> 02:20:56,320
 You have to sit with me one day and tell me your memories.

2533
02:20:56,320 --> 02:21:00,320
 So, yeah, rest in peace to fizzy cat, fizzy cat.

2534
02:21:00,320 --> 02:21:01,320
 Yeah.

2535
02:21:01,320 --> 02:21:02,320
 Fizzy cat.

2536
02:21:02,320 --> 02:21:03,320
 Oh.

2537
02:21:03,320 --> 02:21:07,320
 So back to John Kuzak just plowing through people in his ice cream truck.

2538
02:21:07,320 --> 02:21:11,320
 Again, a sentence I never thought I'd say, but there we go.

2539
02:21:11,320 --> 02:21:14,320
 He sees red hoodie in the middle and he's backing into him.

2540
02:21:14,320 --> 02:21:17,320
 So what does he do, Gav?

2541
02:21:17,320 --> 02:21:18,320
 Run to mover.

2542
02:21:18,320 --> 02:21:19,320
 He just drives at him.

2543
02:21:19,320 --> 02:21:23,320
 He goes flying back into the pole.

2544
02:21:23,320 --> 02:21:24,320
 He shoots him.

2545
02:21:24,320 --> 02:21:25,320
 He shoots him.

2546
02:21:25,320 --> 02:21:29,320
 He blows him away and then he hears Johnny's voice coming from the crowd.

2547
02:21:29,320 --> 02:21:30,320
 That's his kid.

2548
02:21:30,320 --> 02:21:31,320
 Yeah.

2549
02:21:31,320 --> 02:21:32,320
 Dad.

2550
02:21:32,320 --> 02:21:33,320
 Dad.

2551
02:21:33,320 --> 02:21:35,320
 So he starts fighting his way through the crowd.

2552
02:21:35,320 --> 02:21:36,320
 Yeah.

2553
02:21:36,320 --> 02:21:40,320
 And after a while, he manages to find his son, but sadly his son is afraid.

2554
02:21:40,320 --> 02:21:42,320
 A son is a boner.

2555
02:21:42,320 --> 02:21:43,320
 A boner?

2556
02:21:43,320 --> 02:21:44,320
 A boner.

2557
02:21:44,320 --> 02:21:45,320
 Right.

2558
02:21:45,320 --> 02:21:51,320
 Because the signal starts to come out of his mouth and he thinks, "Oh, this is the time

2559
02:21:51,320 --> 02:21:54,320
 to ring that phone that Roy gave me earlier."

2560
02:21:54,320 --> 02:22:02,320
 Now, the phone is actually the detonator for the C4 in the ice cream truck.

2561
02:22:02,320 --> 02:22:04,320
 But yeah, and I didn't know that.

2562
02:22:04,320 --> 02:22:07,320
 So I suppose that's kind of a twist.

2563
02:22:07,320 --> 02:22:12,320
 But yeah, then, so he blows up everybody and everything.

2564
02:22:12,320 --> 02:22:15,320
 And the cell tower and everything.

2565
02:22:15,320 --> 02:22:17,320
 And that's kind of the end.

2566
02:22:17,320 --> 02:22:20,320
 And the epilogue we get is him happily walking through the woods.

2567
02:22:20,320 --> 02:22:22,320
 It can't beat my friends.

2568
02:22:22,320 --> 02:22:23,320
 Yeah, we're walking along.

2569
02:22:23,320 --> 02:22:28,320
 I can't wait for you to meet Sammy L. Jackson and all the people that kind of survived this with me.

2570
02:22:28,320 --> 02:22:29,320
 Oh, look, there's more initials there.

2571
02:22:29,320 --> 02:22:30,320
 We're getting close to them.

2572
02:22:30,320 --> 02:22:31,320
 Great.

2573
02:22:31,320 --> 02:22:32,320
 Dad, where are we going again?

2574
02:22:32,320 --> 02:22:33,320
 Canada.

2575
02:22:33,320 --> 02:22:36,320
 So this is what he played in his head as his lany.

2576
02:22:36,320 --> 02:22:41,320
 So all of these people are laying there and they play in something in their head, which they're living.

2577
02:22:41,320 --> 02:22:44,320
 Yeah, I think they're all in there.

2578
02:22:44,320 --> 02:22:52,320
 Because what Gav's referring to there is then we cut back to the crowd of infected just humbling along as one big unit.

2579
02:22:52,320 --> 02:22:54,320
 And he is one of them.

2580
02:22:54,320 --> 02:22:57,320
 And he's one of them in there and he's a phone.

2581
02:22:57,320 --> 02:23:04,320
 But the main thing is he's happy because in his head he's living his best life.

2582
02:23:04,320 --> 02:23:07,320
 And maybe they're all living their best life and they're happy.

2583
02:23:07,320 --> 02:23:09,320
 A bit like the Matrix, you know, it's like that.

2584
02:23:09,320 --> 02:23:12,320
 They're all living their best lives, but actually they're all zombies.

2585
02:23:12,320 --> 02:23:17,320
 And then they're all singing Liverpool football club anthem, which is...

2586
02:23:17,320 --> 02:23:18,320
 Liverpool club.

2587
02:23:18,320 --> 02:23:19,320
 Liverpool club.

2588
02:23:19,320 --> 02:23:21,320
 Liverpool club.

2589
02:23:21,320 --> 02:23:24,320
 Which is maybe something to be said as well.

2590
02:23:24,320 --> 02:23:25,320
 They're in unison.

2591
02:23:25,320 --> 02:23:26,320
 They're all...

2592
02:23:26,320 --> 02:23:30,320
 Is there supposed to be a commentary on Celia Fone?

2593
02:23:30,320 --> 02:23:32,320
 Everyone having a fight?

2594
02:23:32,320 --> 02:23:34,320
 Not sure.

2595
02:23:34,320 --> 02:23:35,320
 What is it about?

2596
02:23:35,320 --> 02:23:38,320
 I think it's just Stephen King trying to terrify you.

2597
02:23:38,320 --> 02:23:40,320
 It's not terrifying at all.

2598
02:23:40,320 --> 02:23:53,320
 Well, I mean, the original concept is it loses its way in the third act because Stephen King's ideas in a book don't often translate well to the screen as we know.

2599
02:23:53,320 --> 02:23:56,320
 Yeah, I just got no conclusion. That's what bugs me.

2600
02:23:56,320 --> 02:23:59,320
 Yeah, the ending is definitely...

2601
02:23:59,320 --> 02:24:01,320
 It doesn't make me want to watch the film again.

2602
02:24:01,320 --> 02:24:03,320
 But it doesn't...

2603
02:24:03,320 --> 02:24:05,320
 But that's the thing. I enjoy the ride.

2604
02:24:05,320 --> 02:24:09,320
 Sometimes with films, I enjoy the ride and then the ending is a bit near.

2605
02:24:09,320 --> 02:24:11,320
 But I enjoyed that. I enjoyed the...

2606
02:24:11,320 --> 02:24:12,320
 Free some journeys.

2607
02:24:12,320 --> 02:24:13,320
 I always went along.

2608
02:24:13,320 --> 02:24:14,320
 Free people, stop.

2609
02:24:14,320 --> 02:24:15,320
 Free people, stop.

2610
02:24:15,320 --> 02:24:16,320
 And I agree with you.

2611
02:24:16,320 --> 02:24:19,320
 This is definitely one that I'll put on in the background.

2612
02:24:19,320 --> 02:24:23,320
 It's a good one to maybe put on where you're in bed falling asleep.

2613
02:24:23,320 --> 02:24:25,320
 Not saying it's terrible.

2614
02:24:25,320 --> 02:24:26,320
 I'm just saying it's...

2615
02:24:26,320 --> 02:24:27,320
 You don't need...

2616
02:24:27,320 --> 02:24:30,320
 The ending is probably best if you don't really watch the ending.

2617
02:24:30,320 --> 02:24:32,320
 If you've already seen this a couple of times.

2618
02:24:32,320 --> 02:24:33,320
 Yeah.

2619
02:24:33,320 --> 02:24:37,320
 Because in my head, I want that ending in the woods to be the ending.

2620
02:24:37,320 --> 02:24:38,320
 Yeah.

2621
02:24:38,320 --> 02:24:41,320
 You know, I don't want him to be a phone or I want it to be...

2622
02:24:41,320 --> 02:24:42,320
 A phone.

2623
02:24:42,320 --> 02:24:43,320
 I want some more answers.

2624
02:24:43,320 --> 02:24:46,320
 I want to know why Red Hoodie. I want to know why John Kusack.

2625
02:24:46,320 --> 02:24:48,320
 Well, exactly. There's no explanation of Red Hoodie.

2626
02:24:48,320 --> 02:24:51,320
 And it's been so long since I read the book that I honestly couldn't tell you.

2627
02:24:51,320 --> 02:24:54,320
 But we shouldn't have to.

2628
02:24:54,320 --> 02:24:55,320
 Yeah, exactly.

2629
02:24:55,320 --> 02:24:59,320
 When you watch this film, make sure you've got a buddy who's read the book who can tell you.

2630
02:24:59,320 --> 02:25:02,320
 What the fuck's going on at the end?

2631
02:25:02,320 --> 02:25:07,320
 But overall, I do really like this movie.

2632
02:25:07,320 --> 02:25:09,320
 You know, it was a long time coming.

2633
02:25:09,320 --> 02:25:12,320
 There was that two year delay I talked about.

2634
02:25:12,320 --> 02:25:15,320
 And I wonder what was going on during that two years.

2635
02:25:15,320 --> 02:25:17,320
 Were they changing? Were they reshooting?

2636
02:25:17,320 --> 02:25:19,320
 There's no one knows.

2637
02:25:19,320 --> 02:25:22,320
 So I'd love them to have done something better with it.

2638
02:25:22,320 --> 02:25:24,320
 Perhaps definitely the last act.

2639
02:25:24,320 --> 02:25:25,320
 But overall, I'm going to...

2640
02:25:25,320 --> 02:25:27,320
 And we didn't say this for easily tomorrow.

2641
02:25:27,320 --> 02:25:30,320
 That's sadly, that's going to be a thumbs down for me.

2642
02:25:30,320 --> 02:25:31,320
 That's a thumbs down for me.

2643
02:25:31,320 --> 02:25:33,320
 But for this one, I'm going to give this one a thumbs up and say,

2644
02:25:33,320 --> 02:25:35,320
 if you've never seen it, check it out.

2645
02:25:35,320 --> 02:25:38,320
 It's definitely worth a couple of watches, even if you've seen it once,

2646
02:25:38,320 --> 02:25:41,320
 a couple of years later, if you turn over the horror channel and it's on,

2647
02:25:41,320 --> 02:25:42,320
 I'll watch it.

2648
02:25:42,320 --> 02:25:43,320
 You know, it's...

2649
02:25:43,320 --> 02:25:45,320
 I'll give it a thumbs up and I'll recommend it.

2650
02:25:45,320 --> 02:25:49,320
 And if you're a fan of some Janks or John Kusack or both,

2651
02:25:49,320 --> 02:25:52,320
 then, yes, probably watch it.

2652
02:25:52,320 --> 02:25:54,320
 I think you summed it up well by...

2653
02:25:54,320 --> 02:25:59,320
 By saying, it's a good cross between the vision of the body slatchers

2654
02:25:59,320 --> 02:26:02,320
 20 days later, but like a sprinkling of survival stuff, like walking dead.

2655
02:26:02,320 --> 02:26:06,320
 However, there are some flaws in it, particularly if they're an act.

2656
02:26:06,320 --> 02:26:08,320
 But there's enough good stuff in it that...

2657
02:26:08,320 --> 02:26:10,320
 There's enough exit and interesting watch.

2658
02:26:10,320 --> 02:26:13,320
 I can't, Candy, if you just turn your brain off.

2659
02:26:13,320 --> 02:26:14,320
 Yeah.

2660
02:26:14,320 --> 02:26:17,320
 You're not getting that good or a conclusion, but maybe you'd have fallen asleep by then.

2661
02:26:17,320 --> 02:26:19,320
 So, there you go.

2662
02:26:19,320 --> 02:26:20,320
 So there we go.

2663
02:26:20,320 --> 02:26:21,320
 So that's Sal.

2664
02:26:21,320 --> 02:26:22,320
 So, Holly, thank you so much.

2665
02:26:22,320 --> 02:26:23,320
 Thank you so much.

2666
02:26:23,320 --> 02:26:25,320
 I really enjoyed discussing those.

2667
02:26:25,320 --> 02:26:29,320
 I really enjoyed watching parts of Razorblade Smile.

2668
02:26:29,320 --> 02:26:32,320
 And another chance for me to watch Sal, which I really like.

2669
02:26:32,320 --> 02:26:34,320
 So, thank you, thank you, thank you, Holly.

2670
02:26:34,320 --> 02:26:39,320
 Let's do a comeback in a bit.

2671
02:26:39,320 --> 02:26:41,320
 We're in comeback again.

2672
02:26:41,320 --> 02:26:43,320
 Yes, goodbye.

2673
02:26:43,320 --> 02:26:47,320
 Back, back, back again.

2674
02:26:47,320 --> 02:26:48,320
 Back again.

2675
02:26:48,320 --> 02:26:50,320
 Renegade Master.

2676
02:26:50,320 --> 02:26:52,320
 Big boy challenger.

2677
02:26:52,320 --> 02:26:54,320
 How are the people?

2678
02:26:54,320 --> 02:26:55,320
 Yeah.

2679
02:26:55,320 --> 02:26:57,320
 It's been a long time.

2680
02:26:57,320 --> 02:27:00,320
 Shouldn't have left you without a dope miter step.

2681
02:27:00,320 --> 02:27:02,320
 Don't start, don't start.

2682
02:27:02,320 --> 02:27:03,320
 I know, so...

2683
02:27:03,320 --> 02:27:05,320
 There's already probably just...

2684
02:27:05,320 --> 02:27:12,320
 We should have done the leprechaun in the hood and in the hood too, to celebrate the 50th anniversary of hip hop.

2685
02:27:12,320 --> 02:27:14,320
 We should have reviewed them again.

2686
02:27:14,320 --> 02:27:15,320
 No.

2687
02:27:15,320 --> 02:27:16,320
 No way.

2688
02:27:16,320 --> 02:27:17,320
 Fuck that.

2689
02:27:17,320 --> 02:27:19,320
 Well, yeah, that was episode 139.

2690
02:27:19,320 --> 02:27:20,320
 That was a...

2691
02:27:20,320 --> 02:27:21,320
 Patron.

2692
02:27:21,320 --> 02:27:23,320
 Thanks for coming along.

2693
02:27:23,320 --> 02:27:27,320
 Yeah, we did record, I think, for that.

2694
02:27:27,320 --> 02:27:28,320
 We did.

2695
02:27:28,320 --> 02:27:31,320
 But, yeah, I don't know where that is.

2696
02:27:31,320 --> 02:27:33,320
 It's not on the timeline.

2697
02:27:33,320 --> 02:27:35,320
 We'll find it.

2698
02:27:35,320 --> 02:27:37,320
 I might have to leave it.

2699
02:27:37,320 --> 02:27:38,320
 But we had a one.

2700
02:27:38,320 --> 02:27:40,320
 We had ready to use.

2701
02:27:40,320 --> 02:27:44,320
 So, thank you so much, Holly, for your choices.

2702
02:27:44,320 --> 02:27:45,320
 Thank you.

2703
02:27:45,320 --> 02:27:47,320
 I need to take the crime back from you now.

2704
02:27:47,320 --> 02:27:51,320
 You have been our queen patron for the entire episode.

2705
02:27:51,320 --> 02:27:58,320
 Holly, Matthews, aka Holly Mitchell, aka your patron name, which is Lex Boo.

2706
02:27:58,320 --> 02:28:00,320
 So, yeah, brilliant stuff.

2707
02:28:00,320 --> 02:28:02,320
 Always love our patron picks.

2708
02:28:02,320 --> 02:28:03,320
 Yes, very much.

2709
02:28:03,320 --> 02:28:04,320
 Never know what you're going to get.

2710
02:28:04,320 --> 02:28:05,320
 Appreciate that, Holly.

2711
02:28:05,320 --> 02:28:06,320
 Thank you.

2712
02:28:06,320 --> 02:28:07,320
 Until next time.

2713
02:28:07,320 --> 02:28:08,320
 Until next time.

2714
02:28:08,320 --> 02:28:13,320
 So, next episode is episode 140, 140.

2715
02:28:13,320 --> 02:28:18,320
 And we are going to our final destination.

2716
02:28:18,320 --> 02:28:19,320
 Ah.

2717
02:28:19,320 --> 02:28:22,320
 We're doing final destination one and two.

2718
02:28:22,320 --> 02:28:24,320
 So, 2000 and 2003.

2719
02:28:24,320 --> 02:28:26,320
 So, an old time for horror.

2720
02:28:26,320 --> 02:28:28,320
 It was just picking up steam again.

2721
02:28:28,320 --> 02:28:31,320
 There's a good time in some ways.

2722
02:28:31,320 --> 02:28:34,320
 So, yeah, looking forward to reviewing those.

2723
02:28:34,320 --> 02:28:38,320
 Good cast, especially in the first one, with Stiffler and a few other people in it.

2724
02:28:38,320 --> 02:28:40,320
 Some great deaths to talk about.

2725
02:28:40,320 --> 02:28:45,320
 And we can talk about, you know, how you can just be killed by anything.

2726
02:28:45,320 --> 02:28:46,320
 Yeah.

2727
02:28:46,320 --> 02:28:47,320
 Yep.

2728
02:28:47,320 --> 02:28:48,320
 Big one of those two movies.

2729
02:28:48,320 --> 02:28:54,320
 Episode 141 after that will be probably the end of a summer really will be celebrating

2730
02:28:54,320 --> 02:28:58,320
 with some hot, sticky New York 80s horror.

2731
02:28:58,320 --> 02:29:06,320
 I'm talking about Chud in 1984 and Basket Case from '82.

2732
02:29:06,320 --> 02:29:14,320
 So, yeah, we'll be getting into some gross low-budget body horror in New York-style shenanigans.

2733
02:29:14,320 --> 02:29:19,320
 And that means the episode 142 after that will be another patron.

2734
02:29:19,320 --> 02:29:22,320
 Pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup.

2735
02:29:22,320 --> 02:29:24,320
 And I'm already in talks with a patron.

2736
02:29:24,320 --> 02:29:27,320
 I won't say any more than that at the moment.

2737
02:29:27,320 --> 02:29:31,320
 So, we don't know what that episode is going to be yet, because it's up to them.

2738
02:29:31,320 --> 02:29:32,320
 Exciting.

2739
02:29:32,320 --> 02:29:33,320
 That's what's coming up next.

2740
02:29:33,320 --> 02:29:40,320
 So, final destination one and two, the Enchud and Basket Case followed by a patron pick.

2741
02:29:40,320 --> 02:29:44,320
 Imagine a movie that was Chud and Basket case and they got together.

2742
02:29:44,320 --> 02:29:45,320
 Chud case.

2743
02:29:45,320 --> 02:29:48,320
 And they were fighting private detectives.

2744
02:29:48,320 --> 02:29:53,320
 You went in the office and Chud was sort of behind the counter with a hat on drinking whiskey.

2745
02:29:53,320 --> 02:29:57,320
 And the basket was just on the side and it opened up and kids were like, "Let's go.

2746
02:29:57,320 --> 02:29:58,320
 Let's go do it."

2747
02:29:58,320 --> 02:29:59,320
 Okay.

2748
02:29:59,320 --> 02:30:00,320
 Yep.

2749
02:30:00,320 --> 02:30:02,320
 Chud has to pick up the basket running on his head.

2750
02:30:02,320 --> 02:30:09,320
 And one episode, basket case says, "Oh, my cousin's coming over.

2751
02:30:09,320 --> 02:30:10,320
 You might know him.

2752
02:30:10,320 --> 02:30:13,320
 He's that guy that's attached to the other guy on Total Recall."

2753
02:30:13,320 --> 02:30:14,320
 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2754
02:30:14,320 --> 02:30:15,320
 I know your cousin.

2755
02:30:15,320 --> 02:30:18,320
 You know, the little guy that lives on the guy's tummy on the...

2756
02:30:18,320 --> 02:30:19,320
 Yeah.

2757
02:30:19,320 --> 02:30:20,320
 Total Recall.

2758
02:30:20,320 --> 02:30:21,320
 Good luck, buddy.

2759
02:30:21,320 --> 02:30:24,320
 I haven't seen Basket Case for many years.

2760
02:30:24,320 --> 02:30:30,320
 I've seen part one, part two and probably part three actually.

2761
02:30:30,320 --> 02:30:32,320
 Yeah, it's just a weird...

2762
02:30:32,320 --> 02:30:34,320
 Waking white on the movie.

2763
02:30:34,320 --> 02:30:35,320
 Yeah.

2764
02:30:35,320 --> 02:30:40,320
 Especially two and three when you start getting into the group of freaks that he hangs out with.

2765
02:30:40,320 --> 02:30:46,320
 Well, and Sarah and I watched Chud for the first time two years ago, but on Amazon Prime.

2766
02:30:46,320 --> 02:30:47,320
 And then...

2767
02:30:47,320 --> 02:30:48,320
 The ending was fucked up, wasn't it?

2768
02:30:48,320 --> 02:30:50,320
 The ending fucked up and it just isn't really weird.

2769
02:30:50,320 --> 02:30:53,320
 And I don't know what happens in the end.

2770
02:30:53,320 --> 02:30:56,320
 So, interested to find out what happens.

2771
02:30:56,320 --> 02:30:57,320
 Yeah.

2772
02:30:57,320 --> 02:31:02,320
 Anyway, high strangeness podcast, which we do do with Sarah, we just covered New York 1970s

2773
02:31:02,320 --> 02:31:07,320
 and the Son of Sam Killer, if you want to know about all that stuff.

2774
02:31:07,320 --> 02:31:10,320
 Yeah, the "Birth of Hip Hop and Punk."

2775
02:31:10,320 --> 02:31:11,320
 Yeah, disco.

2776
02:31:11,320 --> 02:31:18,320
 The black house, rat invasions, trash strikes and generally just gangs and...

2777
02:31:18,320 --> 02:31:20,320
 Lots of crime and stuff.

2778
02:31:20,320 --> 02:31:21,320
 Yeah.

2779
02:31:21,320 --> 02:31:26,320
 And then as you mentioned in that episode, the '70s then wrapped up nicely with a crack

2780
02:31:26,320 --> 02:31:28,320
 pandemic in New York.

2781
02:31:28,320 --> 02:31:30,320
 So, good times.

2782
02:31:30,320 --> 02:31:32,320
 And the Wall Street boom, yes.

2783
02:31:32,320 --> 02:31:33,320
 Yeah.

2784
02:31:33,320 --> 02:31:36,320
 -Cogaine and yuppies. -Yeah.

2785
02:31:36,320 --> 02:31:37,320
 Yeah.

2786
02:31:37,320 --> 02:31:38,320
 Yeah.

2787
02:31:38,320 --> 02:31:39,320
 Wow.

2788
02:31:39,320 --> 02:31:40,320
 What a time to be alive in the '70s.

2789
02:31:40,320 --> 02:31:43,320
 A lot of money in cocaine, we're just going around.

2790
02:31:43,320 --> 02:31:44,320
 Yeah.

2791
02:31:44,320 --> 02:31:45,320
 Crazy, crazy.

2792
02:31:45,320 --> 02:31:49,320
 So, we might talk about some of that when we cover Chud and Basket Case, but obviously we'll

2793
02:31:49,320 --> 02:31:51,320
 keep it more around the '80s.

2794
02:31:51,320 --> 02:31:52,320
 Yeah.

2795
02:31:52,320 --> 02:31:53,320
 What was going on there?

2796
02:31:53,320 --> 02:31:56,320
 Because New York was a very strange place in the '80s and still is in some ways.

2797
02:31:56,320 --> 02:31:57,320
 I've been there twice.

2798
02:31:57,320 --> 02:31:58,320
 Yeah.

2799
02:31:58,320 --> 02:31:59,320
 And it's an odd...

2800
02:31:59,320 --> 02:32:01,320
 There's very...

2801
02:32:01,320 --> 02:32:06,320
 Lots of energy there, a very old vibe, but also a very odd place at the same time.

2802
02:32:06,320 --> 02:32:08,320
 Met some real characters.

2803
02:32:08,320 --> 02:32:13,320
 We went there exactly four weeks after 9/11, the first time I went with Robin Dave, who

2804
02:32:13,320 --> 02:32:15,320
 you know, we're two besties.

2805
02:32:15,320 --> 02:32:17,320
 And that was a very strange time.

2806
02:32:17,320 --> 02:32:21,320
 We couldn't cancel our holiday because we would have lost all the money because we didn't

2807
02:32:21,320 --> 02:32:24,320
 really have the travel insurance for it.

2808
02:32:24,320 --> 02:32:26,320
 So we ended up still going to New York, but it was empty.

2809
02:32:26,320 --> 02:32:28,320
 There was no one there.

2810
02:32:28,320 --> 02:32:30,320
 And ground zero was still smoking.

2811
02:32:30,320 --> 02:32:31,320
 That's crazy.

2812
02:32:31,320 --> 02:32:36,320
 Yeah, I took a picture of it and I've got it somewhere.

2813
02:32:36,320 --> 02:32:41,320
 Everywhere we went, there was pictures of firemen and policemen up on all the buildings.

2814
02:32:41,320 --> 02:32:44,320
 And any bars we went in and they found out we were English.

2815
02:32:44,320 --> 02:32:49,320
 They were so pleased that they were tourists because, you know, they'd lost so much money

2816
02:32:49,320 --> 02:32:53,320
 in those four weeks because no one was going there.

2817
02:32:53,320 --> 02:32:58,320
 And then when me and Alice got together, I treated her to a holiday in New York.

2818
02:32:58,320 --> 02:33:04,320
 I mean, I paid for some of it, the flight, but I come into a bit of money basically and

2819
02:33:04,320 --> 02:33:06,320
 said, you know, I'll take you to New York.

2820
02:33:06,320 --> 02:33:08,320
 I don't have any money anymore.

2821
02:33:08,320 --> 02:33:13,320
 So me and her went there about 12 years ago and it was a very different vibe because it

2822
02:33:13,320 --> 02:33:18,320
 was about to normal and it was full of crazy people.

2823
02:33:18,320 --> 02:33:24,320
 And guys on the street that I'll talk to you about anything and bars that are open for

2824
02:33:24,320 --> 02:33:25,320
 24 hours.

2825
02:33:25,320 --> 02:33:30,320
 And yeah, it was the New York that I dreamed of being going to, you know, it was crazy.

2826
02:33:30,320 --> 02:33:31,320
 Crazy times.

2827
02:33:31,320 --> 02:33:33,320
 But yeah, I highly recommend New York.

2828
02:33:33,320 --> 02:33:35,320
 It's a crazy place.

2829
02:33:35,320 --> 02:33:39,320
 I wouldn't go back there now though with all the gun problems that the US have got.

2830
02:33:39,320 --> 02:33:44,320
 Probably be a bit scary because everyone's getting shot every few seconds.

2831
02:33:44,320 --> 02:33:47,320
 Anyway, enough of my travel plan, scalf.

2832
02:33:47,320 --> 02:33:50,320
 So before we wrap up, is there any more you want to say?

2833
02:33:50,320 --> 02:33:52,320
 We've talked about Star Wars Sanctuary Moon.

2834
02:33:52,320 --> 02:33:54,320
 No, no, nothing really.

2835
02:33:54,320 --> 02:33:57,320
 Thanks for always for listening and coming along with us.

2836
02:33:57,320 --> 02:34:01,320
 The journey, thank you, Patrons, all the stuff you give us.

2837
02:34:01,320 --> 02:34:03,320
 Love, that is.

2838
02:34:03,320 --> 02:34:05,320
 Love and money.

2839
02:34:05,320 --> 02:34:08,320
 Yeah, but it's appreciated.

2840
02:34:08,320 --> 02:34:09,320
 Yes, it really is.

2841
02:34:09,320 --> 02:34:10,320
 It helps.

2842
02:34:10,320 --> 02:34:12,320
 Yeah, nothing really.

2843
02:34:12,320 --> 02:34:14,320
 I'm looking forward to the next episode.

2844
02:34:14,320 --> 02:34:16,320
 It's always great to chat away nonsense with you.

2845
02:34:16,320 --> 02:34:17,320
 Yeah, me too.

2846
02:34:17,320 --> 02:34:19,320
 Final Destination 1 and 2, big fun, doesn't it?

2847
02:34:19,320 --> 02:34:21,320
 Yeah, I picked it up on Blu-ray.

2848
02:34:21,320 --> 02:34:24,320
 So interested in the older Transverse, if that looks nice.

2849
02:34:24,320 --> 02:34:26,320
 I don't think I've ever seen an HD.

2850
02:34:26,320 --> 02:34:28,320
 Oh no, it came on Netflix once.

2851
02:34:28,320 --> 02:34:30,320
 So I think I'll probably have actually.

2852
02:34:30,320 --> 02:34:33,320
 It's been a long time since I've seen the first couple.

2853
02:34:33,320 --> 02:34:34,320
 I liked them both.

2854
02:34:34,320 --> 02:34:35,320
 I've found them both.

2855
02:34:35,320 --> 02:34:40,320
 Yeah, I think after that they go downhill, but they're still fun enough.

2856
02:34:40,320 --> 02:34:42,320
 The 3.4 and 5 are still fun enough.

2857
02:34:42,320 --> 02:34:45,320
 3 is not too bad then it goes for.

2858
02:34:45,320 --> 02:34:47,320
 Yeah, 3's got Mary Elizabeth Windsor at least.

2859
02:34:47,320 --> 02:34:48,320
 Yeah, 3's good.

2860
02:34:48,320 --> 02:34:50,320
 That's the one on the fairground, right?

2861
02:34:50,320 --> 02:34:53,320
 Yeah, I think 4 more.

2862
02:34:53,320 --> 02:34:55,320
 4 is the NASCAR racing.

2863
02:34:55,320 --> 02:34:56,320
 5 is the bridge.

2864
02:34:56,320 --> 02:34:58,320
 5, I don't remember 5 at all.

2865
02:34:58,320 --> 02:34:59,320
 I definitely seen it, but I don't remember.

2866
02:34:59,320 --> 02:35:01,320
 The bridge goes downhill.

2867
02:35:01,320 --> 02:35:03,320
 Okay, cool, cool.

2868
02:35:03,320 --> 02:35:07,320
 Alright, well, let's do some admin and then we'll get out of here.

2869
02:35:07,320 --> 02:35:11,320
 So as always, we have been the podcast on one today.

2870
02:35:11,320 --> 02:35:14,320
 We are a proud member of Legion Podcasts Network.

2871
02:35:14,320 --> 02:35:19,320
 Go over to legionpodcasts.com to find out more about us and the other shows.

2872
02:35:19,320 --> 02:35:24,320
 There's plenty of shows there to tickle your fancy, depending on what you're into.

2873
02:35:24,320 --> 02:35:28,320
 You can also email us at the podcast on Haunted Hill.

2874
02:35:28,320 --> 02:35:29,320
 Outlook.com.

2875
02:35:29,320 --> 02:35:32,320
 Not Outlook.com.

2876
02:35:32,320 --> 02:35:35,320
 And if you jump on Facebook, that's where we're most active.

2877
02:35:35,320 --> 02:35:38,320
 Legion have their own Facebook page as well, Legion Podcast.

2878
02:35:38,320 --> 02:35:39,320
 But we do too.

2879
02:35:39,320 --> 02:35:40,320
 Podcast on Haunted Hill.

2880
02:35:40,320 --> 02:35:43,320
 You can join our Facebook page and you can chat to us directly.

2881
02:35:43,320 --> 02:35:47,320
 You can message us directly as well as email us on that email address.

2882
02:35:47,320 --> 02:35:51,320
 You can suggest things, ask about becoming a patron, whatever it is you want to do.

2883
02:35:51,320 --> 02:35:58,320
 Or you can just join in with the silliness, the banter that's been going on for almost 10 years now on that Facebook page.

2884
02:35:58,320 --> 02:36:00,320
 Some really established people on those.

2885
02:36:00,320 --> 02:36:01,320
 Some good friends we've made.

2886
02:36:01,320 --> 02:36:08,320
 Some of them I've never met and probably never will, but a little family, a crazy family on Haunted Hill.

2887
02:36:08,320 --> 02:36:12,320
 Wherever you're listening to us now is where you can continue to listen to us.

2888
02:36:12,320 --> 02:36:18,320
 Most podcast platforms and catchers, Spotify, YouTube, Podknife Apple and all that stuff.

2889
02:36:18,320 --> 02:36:23,320
 We aren't really doing Twitter anymore or X as it's called.

2890
02:36:23,320 --> 02:36:24,320
 Not bothering about that.

2891
02:36:24,320 --> 02:36:25,320
 So I'm not going to bother with it.

2892
02:36:25,320 --> 02:36:26,320
 It's called X now.

2893
02:36:26,320 --> 02:36:27,320
 Yeah.

2894
02:36:27,320 --> 02:36:28,320
 I had no idea.

2895
02:36:28,320 --> 02:36:31,320
 I came off Twitter a while ago with it.

2896
02:36:31,320 --> 02:36:33,320
 Elon Musk.

2897
02:36:33,320 --> 02:36:37,320
 He said there's not going to be many bots and stuff on there and stuff and all of a sudden,

2898
02:36:37,320 --> 02:36:41,320
 just like my whole, I used to go there every day to see what was going on and stuff.

2899
02:36:41,320 --> 02:36:43,320
 And then it all just changed.

2900
02:36:43,320 --> 02:36:48,320
 And then I had just loads of just like women who've not made clothes on following me.

2901
02:36:48,320 --> 02:36:50,320
 Well, we've never really had much.

2902
02:36:50,320 --> 02:36:51,320
 And I never had that before.

2903
02:36:51,320 --> 02:36:52,320
 Why am I getting all the links?

2904
02:36:52,320 --> 02:36:54,320
 We've never had much traffic on Twitter anyway.

2905
02:36:54,320 --> 02:36:56,320
 So we're not really that bothered about it anymore.

2906
02:36:56,320 --> 02:36:59,320
 So I won't bother reading out our Twitter handle anymore.

2907
02:36:59,320 --> 02:37:00,320
 We are still on Instagram though.

2908
02:37:00,320 --> 02:37:05,320
 And I use Instagram really mainly just to promote the show with little collages.

2909
02:37:05,320 --> 02:37:07,320
 But it's the podcast on Haunted Hill Insta.

2910
02:37:07,320 --> 02:37:09,320
 If you want to follow us on there.

2911
02:37:09,320 --> 02:37:13,320
 And then we talked about Star Wars Sanctuary Moon and that's all being done via our little

2912
02:37:13,320 --> 02:37:18,320
 film making production team family, Deadbolt Films.

2913
02:37:18,320 --> 02:37:20,320
 There is a website, Deadboltfilms.com.

2914
02:37:20,320 --> 02:37:23,320
 There is a YouTube channel, which is Deadbolt Films.

2915
02:37:23,320 --> 02:37:27,320
 And there is an Instagram handle, which is just all one of those Deadbolt Films.

2916
02:37:27,320 --> 02:37:33,320
 If you are a frequent YouTube user, could you just like literally pop on there and subscribe to the channel and take it?

2917
02:37:33,320 --> 02:37:35,320
 It won't take a moment.

2918
02:37:35,320 --> 02:37:39,320
 And that way you'll see when the Star Wars stuff comes out.

2919
02:37:39,320 --> 02:37:40,320
 Yeah.

2920
02:37:40,320 --> 02:37:42,320
 You know, you just see a TFP there.

2921
02:37:42,320 --> 02:37:45,320
 And we won't be like throwing stuff down your throat all the time.

2922
02:37:45,320 --> 02:37:46,320
 Anyway, if you subscribe.

2923
02:37:46,320 --> 02:37:47,320
 So.

2924
02:37:47,320 --> 02:37:48,320
 Yeah.

2925
02:37:48,320 --> 02:37:49,320
 But it's just funny.

2926
02:37:49,320 --> 02:37:50,320
 And I'm bad anyway on YouTube if you do.

2927
02:37:50,320 --> 02:37:56,320
 Because if you go to content, which your subscribe to comes up is like the same much content is easy to go past.

2928
02:37:56,320 --> 02:37:57,320
 You know what I mean?

2929
02:37:57,320 --> 02:38:02,320
 It's not like a barrage of just influx, you know, shit.

2930
02:38:02,320 --> 02:38:07,320
 It's not like Peter Griffin in that one episode where he decided he would complete YouTube.

2931
02:38:07,320 --> 02:38:13,320
 And he spent five years straight without sleeping, watching everything on YouTube.

2932
02:38:13,320 --> 02:38:15,320
 Because he was determined to...

2933
02:38:15,320 --> 02:38:16,320
 But you couldn't anymore.

2934
02:38:16,320 --> 02:38:18,320
 Brian's like, "Why are you doing that?"

2935
02:38:18,320 --> 02:38:19,320
 No, you couldn't.

2936
02:38:19,320 --> 02:38:20,320
 Just because it would be continuous.

2937
02:38:20,320 --> 02:38:21,320
 I've not seen that episode.

2938
02:38:21,320 --> 02:38:23,320
 Brian's like, "What's he doing?"

2939
02:38:23,320 --> 02:38:28,320
 And he's like, "Oh, he's decided he wants to try and complete YouTube and watch everything on YouTube."

2940
02:38:28,320 --> 02:38:33,320
 And he's just there watching cats playing pianos and, you know, all this, everything that there is on there.

2941
02:38:33,320 --> 02:38:36,320
 It's just ridiculous amounts of content on there.

2942
02:38:36,320 --> 02:38:42,320
 And finally, a big thank you to all of our patrons.

2943
02:38:42,320 --> 02:38:43,320
 Oh, so.

2944
02:38:43,320 --> 02:38:46,320
 Thank you, patron supporters.

2945
02:38:46,320 --> 02:38:55,320
 If you want to become a patron supporter and be like Holly, who's super cool, goth chick, who got to run the show for us this episode and pick the movies.

2946
02:38:55,320 --> 02:39:02,320
 If you want to be like her and become a patron, then just go to patron and search for the podcast on her to do.

2947
02:39:02,320 --> 02:39:11,320
 If you can't find it, for whatever reason, you should be able to, you can message me directly on Facebook or you can email us at thepodcastonhauntedhill@outlook.com

2948
02:39:11,320 --> 02:39:12,320
 And I'll guide you there.

2949
02:39:12,320 --> 02:39:17,320
 We had somebody message me recently, actually, asking about becoming a patron.

2950
02:39:17,320 --> 02:39:18,320
 And I've directed him there.

2951
02:39:18,320 --> 02:39:22,320
 So we may have a new patron supporter very soon.

2952
02:39:22,320 --> 02:39:33,320
 If you become a patron supporter, you will get a free t-shirt posted directly to you wherever you live in the world, in the universe, in fact, I will say.

2953
02:39:33,320 --> 02:39:40,320
 Unless by some chance we get a Venetian, you know, someone from Venus, join us.

2954
02:39:40,320 --> 02:39:42,320
 You might be most authentic, you never know.

2955
02:39:42,320 --> 02:39:44,320
 But you'll get a t-shirt in the choice.

2956
02:39:44,320 --> 02:39:47,320
 I don't know how much I suppose you should be on that.

2957
02:39:47,320 --> 02:39:48,320
 Yeah, I don't know.

2958
02:39:48,320 --> 02:39:49,320
 Mars is a bit cheaper.

2959
02:39:49,320 --> 02:39:53,320
 I see it here on Musk, just letting it throw it on our spaceship or something.

2960
02:39:53,320 --> 02:39:57,320
 Eli Musk can take it to Uranus.

2961
02:39:57,320 --> 02:40:06,320
 You'll get a t-shirt and you will also get free access to exclusive content such as any additional bonus episodes.

2962
02:40:06,320 --> 02:40:12,320
 We put up a video episode recently of us going ghost hunting and I'll be putting the second one up soon.

2963
02:40:12,320 --> 02:40:23,320
 Every Friday we put up an old episode weekly, we call it Freaky Friday, so you can catch the earlier episodes because we've been going almost 10 years now.

2964
02:40:23,320 --> 02:40:35,320
 And of course every three episodes a patron gets to pick the two movies we review and we've almost gone through full rotation of our patrons land, which means we'll be starting again soon.

2965
02:40:35,320 --> 02:40:36,320
 That's cool.

2966
02:40:36,320 --> 02:40:41,320
 So yeah, if you become a patron, you get all of that stuff as well as the chance to pick the two movies.

2967
02:40:41,320 --> 02:40:45,320
 Yeah, I just bought them GoPro recently and they're fucking brilliant.

2968
02:40:45,320 --> 02:40:46,320
 It's so good.

2969
02:40:46,320 --> 02:40:51,320
 So I can easily record new content.

2970
02:40:51,320 --> 02:40:54,320
 And it won't be dodgy.

2971
02:40:54,320 --> 02:41:00,320
 No, because I make little videos from my life, showing some of my movie collection and stuff and things.

2972
02:41:00,320 --> 02:41:03,320
 So I like to know occasionally I like those pop up.

2973
02:41:03,320 --> 02:41:05,320
 I pop up occasionally.

2974
02:41:05,320 --> 02:41:07,320
 And sometimes I feel your pleasure.

2975
02:41:07,320 --> 02:41:11,320
 When I'm not inundated with my children.

2976
02:41:11,320 --> 02:41:13,320
 But yeah, so that's what patrons get.

2977
02:41:13,320 --> 02:41:20,320
 And you will also finally get me read out all of your names in a silly voice.

2978
02:41:20,320 --> 02:41:25,320
 So thank you so much to all of our patrons and that includes...

2979
02:41:25,320 --> 02:41:28,320
 Queen Lex Boo Boo Boo Boo.

2980
02:41:28,320 --> 02:41:29,320
 That's Holly.

2981
02:41:29,320 --> 02:41:30,320
 Thank you.

2982
02:41:30,320 --> 02:41:34,320
 Also, RJ McCready.

2983
02:41:34,320 --> 02:41:38,060
 Okay, Rachel!

2984
02:41:38,060 --> 02:41:38,780
 Thanks.

2985
02:41:38,780 --> 02:41:42,040
 Cisisisisisisisisisira. K. K. K. K.

2986
02:41:42,040 --> 02:41:42,900
 Thank you.

2987
02:41:42,900 --> 02:41:45,620
 I like your thank yous after each one.

2988
02:41:45,620 --> 02:41:49,000
 "Gravin' us five."

2989
02:41:49,000 --> 02:41:50,280
 Thanks.

2990
02:41:50,280 --> 02:41:57,220
 ♪ Key me Jenkins. ♪

2991
02:41:57,220 --> 02:41:58,300
 Thank you.

2992
02:41:58,300 --> 02:42:03,620
 Icoplime, it's Matthew Godly.

2993
02:42:04,040 --> 02:42:05,040
 Thank you, kindly.

2994
02:42:05,040 --> 02:42:08,740
 And Dan, call ya.

2995
02:42:08,740 --> 02:42:11,580
 Cus his name sounds like he should be in the mafia

2996
02:42:11,580 --> 02:42:13,980
 with a name like Dan, call ya.

2997
02:42:13,980 --> 02:42:16,900
 Yes, I'm amazing. Thank you very much.

2998
02:42:16,900 --> 02:42:19,220
 And do let us know if you got that t-shirt.

2999
02:42:19,220 --> 02:42:19,980
 Yes.

3000
02:42:19,980 --> 02:42:21,280
 Don't let me do it.

3001
02:42:21,280 --> 02:42:22,340
 I'm intrigued.

3002
02:42:22,340 --> 02:42:23,780
 Cus if not, I fucked up.

3003
02:42:23,780 --> 02:42:27,180
 Because it took us so long for us to be allowed to send it.

3004
02:42:27,180 --> 02:42:29,820
 They kept telling you you weren't allowed to just put a post it.

3005
02:42:29,820 --> 02:42:33,780
 I've some weird cyber attack on the computer systems,

3006
02:42:33,780 --> 02:42:36,240
 so you can post it in flames to America.

3007
02:42:36,240 --> 02:42:37,140
 So what, what?

3008
02:42:37,140 --> 02:42:40,020
 And then a little bit of a talk, I said to the lady one day,

3009
02:42:40,020 --> 02:42:42,060
 "Can I now like send to America?"

3010
02:42:42,060 --> 02:42:43,660
 And she's like, "Yes."

3011
02:42:43,660 --> 02:42:48,660
 Like with like a stupid, like, "You're the one who told me."

3012
02:42:48,660 --> 02:42:52,340
 And so I don't get enough fucking letters saying that I could do it again.

3013
02:42:52,340 --> 02:42:53,740
 How am I supposed to know?

3014
02:42:53,740 --> 02:42:55,440
 Well hopefully, Don, you got your t-shirt.

3015
02:42:55,440 --> 02:42:57,200
 If you didn't, we'll try again.

3016
02:42:57,200 --> 02:42:58,240
 Please let us know.

3017
02:42:58,240 --> 02:43:00,400
 But that's it, guys.

3018
02:43:00,400 --> 02:43:01,680
 That was episode 139.

3019
02:43:01,680 --> 02:43:02,500
 It was a patron pick.

3020
02:43:02,500 --> 02:43:07,500
 So thanks again to Holly for picking those two really random films,

3021
02:43:07,500 --> 02:43:09,220
 but good fun to chat around.

3022
02:43:09,220 --> 02:43:13,060
 And we had some animal attacks with Bill Murray.

3023
02:43:13,060 --> 02:43:13,560
 Yep.

3024
02:43:13,560 --> 02:43:16,700
 And it's going to be final destination for the next episode.

3025
02:43:16,700 --> 02:43:19,660
 So there we go.

3026
02:43:19,660 --> 02:43:22,180
 Anything you want to add or say before we...

3027
02:43:22,180 --> 02:43:22,740
 Not really.

3028
02:43:22,740 --> 02:43:26,340
 Thank you very much everybody for coming along with our little journey with us.

3029
02:43:26,340 --> 02:43:31,540
 I hope you did interested your brain cells for a little while.

3030
02:43:31,540 --> 02:43:33,940
 I hope I've interested your brain cells, guys.

3031
02:43:33,940 --> 02:43:34,440
 Yep.

3032
02:43:34,440 --> 02:43:40,260
 Well, it is a good night from John Cusack's really weird Nicolas Cage-style hair.

3033
02:43:40,260 --> 02:43:41,980
 It's a good night from Fizzy.

3034
02:43:41,980 --> 02:43:44,220
 It is a good night from Fizzy, don't you?

3035
02:43:44,220 --> 02:43:45,620
 Because you make me have a little tear.

3036
02:43:45,620 --> 02:43:50,140
 It's a good night from PVC latex, boobs, vampire lady.

3037
02:43:50,140 --> 02:43:50,980
 Boobs.

3038
02:43:50,980 --> 02:43:53,180
 Yeah, it's a good night from like...

3039
02:43:53,180 --> 02:43:56,620
 Samuel, mom of fucking Jackson.

3040
02:43:56,620 --> 02:43:58,500
 And it's a good night from...

3041
02:43:58,500 --> 02:43:59,980
 What the fuck is this ending?

3042
02:43:59,980 --> 02:44:00,700
 Is it real?

3043
02:44:00,700 --> 02:44:02,140
 Is it not? Is he a phone?

3044
02:44:02,140 --> 02:44:04,740
 I don't know what's going on, Stephen King.

3045
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 Yes, good night.

3046
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 Make sure you shut those windows, doors and everything's all safe.

3047
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 Good night.

3048
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 And if you hear a phone ringing in your freezer, don't answer it.

3049
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 Don't answer it.

3050
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 Don't answer it.

3051
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 Because it's probably John Cusack's ex-wife.

3052
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 Good bit.

3053
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 Good night.

3054
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 Good night.

3055
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 Thank you for listening to the podcast on Haunted Hill.

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 We will be back again real soon.

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