Atlas Balked

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We interview our newest owner and GK escapes another dicey situation

Show Notes

In this episode we discuss: 

  • How ears are receptors 
  • More evidence that baseball is dying 
  • And why we are its savior 
  • J-Lo is a you tube star too? 
  • Niche Christmas light porn 
  • A new Real or Fake installment 
  • The post office killed my dad 
  • The most useless app 
  • HR Courtney is a true fan 
  • Masculine dates 
  • The Psuedo scout names his team  
  • Yawn 
  • Welcome to the family 
  • Demon Blood 
  • And other things 
  • The Barney show on acid 
  • Stephanie is the real wizard 
  • J-Lo’s vampire friends 
  • Swag wonders if he matters 
  • A strange dinner companion 
  • It sounds weird…. 
  • Because it IS weird 
  • Acid in the bathroom 
  • Geriatric hair bands 
  • Partying with blue-hairs 
  • White Claw mayhem 
  • A face plant 

What is Atlas Balked?

Welcome to Atlas Balked, a weekly chronicle concerning the mundane, weird, and maybe even sometimes dramatic happenings of a Simple Fantasy Baseball League .

This podcast captures the thoughts and musings Gregg, Joe, Jack and Tim - four of the twelve owners in the league.