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Ally: All right.

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Hey Seth.

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Seth: Hey Allie.

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Ally: So.

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As we're kind of finding our voice and
workshopping ideas, I thought we could,

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we could try something new for a news
segment, and we're gonna call it Seth

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and Allie take a shot at the news.

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So it's like, um, a triple entendre,
which is, I mean, what's better than a

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double entendre than a triple entendre?

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So take a shot at the news first
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find new stories that are interesting
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our audience and stories that won't
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recording and when we actually go to air.

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Uh, take a shot at the news is also.

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Poking fun at the news, at the
absurdity of our news cycle

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because you know, everyone is
constantly reporting breaking news.

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We're always talking about
breaking news, and it is stressful.

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And so I think it feels good to
kind of try and find levity in

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some of these stories when we can.

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And then the third take a shot
at the news is we're gonna take

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an actual shot at the news.

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Because this news sucks y'all.

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So hopefully, you know, one shot a week,
we can get through these news stories

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with some of our sanity still in check.

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So cheers, Seth.

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Seth: Cheers, Allie.

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Ally: Let's take a shot at the news.

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Woo.

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Seth: Let's go baby.

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Ally: Ooh, once a week.

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Okay.

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First story, and this is
actually breaking, breaking news.

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So President Trump has appointed Erica
Kirk to serve on the US Air Force Academy

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Board of Visitors taking the position.

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Her late husband, Charlie,
was slated to hold before he

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was assassinated in September.

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So Erica is joining this panel that
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and fiscal affairs at the academy.

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I, I cannot, I

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Seth: mean,

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Ally: first of all, I

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Seth: just

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Ally: go ahead.

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Seth: Just another, uh, appointee by
Trump, who is unqualified to do their job.

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Just another DEI holler from, you
know, an just from another loyalist.

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And, uh, I mean, what a, what a joke.

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But it, it is just a, a
running joke at this point.

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A series of unfortunate events.

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Ally: I, and I'm looking at
like the, the description of the

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role, so overseeing the morale.

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I seem to recall that when
this woman lost her husband.

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She was immediately out there doing
tours and remember that leaked call

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with the turning point members?

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Yep.

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Where she was like, she was
like, Hey, Charlie's dead.

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And like, I know that's really a dark,
but let's talk about all of that merch.

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We sold the numbers and.

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The numbers are so good.

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You guys.

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We got,

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Seth: we got 150,000 views.

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Ally: I feel, I feel like she is
a morale killer, a buzz killer.

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I mean, it seemed like the people at
Turning Point USA were more bereft

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than Erica Kirk could seem to muster
when she took over that company.

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Seth: Yeah, and I mean, we just
saw Christie Nome, somebody who

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was also unqualified to do her job.

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Ally: That's next.

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That's number

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Seth: two.

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And after you got yanked off the stage
like saying man, so, um, what do you

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think is gonna happen with Erica?

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Just more of the same from Donald Trump.

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Ally: More of the same.

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Another vanity project.

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Alright.

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Second story that caught my eye this week.

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So number two.

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Okay.

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This is hilarious to me.

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So first of all, this was put
up by headquarters Newsroom.

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Are you familiar with them, Seth?

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Seth: Yeah.

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Uh, that they, uh, they converted
Kamala HQ into headquarters.

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Ally: Nice.

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Seth: So that is the new
iteration of Kamala hq.

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So, yeah, I love, we can forward this.

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Ally: Love, love, love it.

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They put out news stories all day long.

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They make them interesting and funny.

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Great graphics.

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So she had all these geniuses, um, that
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when she was running for president,
and now they are committing that time

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to delivering headlines in a funny and
unique way, and this is one of theirs.

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Here's a list of Hollywood
blockbusters that cost less to make

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than Christie no's ad campaign.

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Now Christie has been fired, right?

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Yeah.

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In real time.

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Christie has been fired, but it's
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of money that WA was wasted on
her riding around on a horse.

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So let's go through some of
the movies that cost less, less

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to make than that ad campaign.

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Seth: Alright,

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Ally: uh, Barbie, the Barbie movie.

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Seth: Shut up.

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Ally: Yes.

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The Barb.

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Wow.

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Not just Barbie.

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Oppenheimer, the two, the two black.

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So Bar Inheimer Barer Heimer.

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Yes.

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Cost less to make No way
than Kristy Nom riding around

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Seth: the No, that's a, that's
a Christopher Nolan film.

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Ally: Mm-hmm.

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Seth: On top of Barbie, who, you know,
not a cheap movie to make either.

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I mean,

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Ally: neither, neither of them.

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Seth: But this is a great example of
like just how much money was wasted.

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Incredible.

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She's out on her ass.

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So great.

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Jeff,

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Ally: Mary Potter,
deathly, deathly Hollows.

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Part two, cost Less.

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Top Gun Maverick.

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Come on now, Seth.

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I, I mean, yo, think about these films.

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Think about the production.

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Mm-hmm.

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Cost of making these films, all
of the special effects, the Hunger

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Games, Seth, the Hunger Games.

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Seth: I'm going away by the

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Ally: ironic name,

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Seth: by the way, you, you're
telling me the final Harry Potter.

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After that franchise produced
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final movie had a lower budget
than Christie No's DHS commercials.

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Unbelievable.

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Ally: Mm-hmm.

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Um, how about Iron Man?

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Iron Man, Seth?

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Seth: Yo, you got a
bigger budget than Disney.

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Ally: The Matrix, Seth,
the literal matrix.

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Seth: Oh my God.

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Ally: The Lord of the Rings,
the return of the King.

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It, it is absolutely insane, but
it's not surprising because this

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administration seems to be spending
money like water, and that brings us.

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To story number three.

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Seth: Mm-hmm.

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Ally: Again, a breaking story from
today, but I think we're gonna be

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talking about this a long time.

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Seth: Mm-hmm.

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Ally: Pentagon has been caught
spending $93 billion in a single month.

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That would've been the
month of September, 2025.

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And among just a couple of
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legs, a $98,000 Steinway piano.

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I think I saw some kind of a.
One of a kind Japanese violin.

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Who, who's taking this stuff?

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Is it real?

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Seth: Yeah.

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I mean,

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Ally: we, we, who ate the crab legs?

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Who's playing the piano?

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Seth: I mean, it is a, it
is a cartoonish number.

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I mean, we're talking about $93
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millions of dollars on king crab alone.

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Like how in the world is Pete Hegseth
to supposed to do all these pull-ups

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when he is eating so much king crab?

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Ally: It's insane.

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I also saw that they
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A fruit basket stands.

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Seth: Yeah.

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Ally: What even is that?

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I mean, I've been in corporate
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seen my share of fruit baskets.

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I have never seen them presented
to the world on a stand.

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Do you even know what that I have no
idea what a fruit basket stand is.

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Seth: I've, I've never been
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I guess, to have seen a fruit

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Ally: standard.

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Me neither.

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Seth: this is, that's a new one on me.

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But, uh, you gotta spend
the 93 billion somehow.

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Ally: Uh, and they found a way.

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And I also wonder like,
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Could this be like money laundering?

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Like I bought Alaskan King Crab, but
that actually stands for something else.

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Seth: It, it's actually
stands for Bentley's.

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Ally: Could you imagine?

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Seth: Yeah.

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I, I can't,

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Ally: I actually, I can too.

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It's just, it's absolutely.

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Especially right now we
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It is $1 billion a day.

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It's costing us.

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We have just not formally announced,
but basically alluded to the

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fact that there are going to be
troops on the ground any day now.

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Um, we're struggling financially.

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Gas is up.

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Cost of oil is.

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You know, healthcare costs have
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a country, we are really hanging
on by the skin of our teeth.

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And when I see a number like this and
I see a Pentagon using the budget, the,

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the, the military budget, our taxpayer
dollars as basically their own personal

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piggy bank, it's really depressing.

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Seth: Yeah.

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I mean, when, when you, when you
think about our military budget.

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Where it is at $900 billion.

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And so you're telling me you
had to spend a 10th of that in a

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use it or lose it kind of deal.

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So you're telling me that you've
been asking for all this money all

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this time and you haven't even, and
you ran out of ways to spend it.

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Ally: Exactly.

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Seth: Sounds like we never
needed that in the first place.

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Sounds like the budget is bloated.

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Sounds like it's almost as if.

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The Pentagon failing their audit year
after year, after year, after year,

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was trying to tell us something.

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I don't know.

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Ally: And you know, the thing is they
didn't have to just spend all that money.

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They could have reallocated it to
a program that was running short.

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Might need another one, right?

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I mean, it's, it's just, it's
really, um, it's just perverse to

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see this kind of spending happening,
especially right now in America.

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But we have a couple of good news
stories to end this segment on.

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So let's go to our fourth
news story of today.

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You are gonna love this story.

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So they have done some studies and
deep dive research and discovered

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that Costco is officially 21%
cheaper than Walmart and Aldi.

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Seth: Hell yeah.

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Ally: Now, even though they,
they are big box store, right?

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The, the savings that they
have packed in per unit.

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The same way you would break
down prices at the grocery store.

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Um, they are finding that Costco
is actually 21% cheaper than those

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two well-known discount stores.

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And we love Costco.

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Seth: We do,

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Ally: we do.

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I mean, they pay a living
wage to their employees.

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Um, they provide health
benefits and paid time off.

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And not only that, they are suing
the government for their tariff money

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back and they have already pledged.

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They're gonna give that money back to
their customers, whether it be through

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discounts or maybe discounted memberships.

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They're gonna find a way to
get that money back to us, but.

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I know how much you love Costco.

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We talk about this all the time, Seth,
give the audience what they want.

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Give them your love letter to Costco.

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Seth: Like, look, y'all.

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It is not that difficult to make
money in the United States of America,

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and people like Costco prove it.

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Allie just told you about the living wage.

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Uh, did I mention.

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The stock price that's over
a thousand dollars right now.

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They're hurdling towards a stock split.

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They have great numbers, they
have great, uh, profit margins.

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And so now to hear that they are
20% cheaper than Walmart and other

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competing brands, and we're talking
about, you know, all these things that

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they're gonna do for their customers.

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And while continuing, like I said,
to make a bunch of money, you don't

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have to be greedy in the United
States of America to make money.

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I mean, just 50, 60 years ago, we had
a massive corporate, uh, tax bracket.

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Why do you think that is?

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Because we wanted to keep
people's profits down.

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No.

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People were making money back then.

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It's about the greed.

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It's about the, the, the CEOs and the CFOs
and the C class making outrageous sums

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of money at the top levels while giving
their, their, their employees nothing.

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Ally: And, and to compare, right?

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So the Costco, CEO, I believe makes
$950,000 a year, while the Walmart, CEO

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in contrast makes I believe 15 million
plus stock options and, and bonuses.

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So.

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There is a way to be ethical and be, you
know, abundant in a capitalist society.

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We just, Costco is the template.

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They are the gold standard.

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I love Costco.

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Can't say enough and they're cheaper.

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Please go get a Costco membership.

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Let's get Walmart outta here.

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Seth: Yeah, seriously.

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I mean, if you're taking, if you,
especially if you've got a family, I mean,

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this makes all the sense in the world.

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You don't have to question
yourself eth ethically.

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And you're gonna make, and you're
gonna save 20% as a family.

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I think we can all agree right now
that that's gonna come in clutch

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in the next six months to a year as
we go through this crisis in Iran.

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Ally: Alright, so our final news
story of the week, um, as you know,

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I'm still getting over the fact
that Jasmine Crockett lost her

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bid for the primary, the Senate
primary in Texas took that one hard.

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Um, but James Haller Rico is the lead,
is is the winner of that primary Jasmine.

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So on brand, immediately conceded
immediately called for Unity in the party.

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She's such a class act.

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Um, it's why we love her.

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It's why we rooted for her, right, Seth?

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I mean, we know Jasmine by this point.

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Seth: Exactly.

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And I mean, in our last episode, we,
we, we were leaning tall Rico, uh,

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in our predictions to win, uh, not
necessarily who we wanted to win.

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Uh, Jasmine is somebody who
is uncompromising, who is

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progressive, who is a young leader.

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Uh, James is, is really all of
those things except for we're

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not sure about the compromise.

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There are ties to Miriam Madison.

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There are, uh, weird rumors swirling
around him in terms of how he spoke

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about Colin Allred and his race.

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He addressed some of those in the
Stephen Colbert interview, which

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was heavily suppressed by the FCC,
which you could blame right there.

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That sent him skyrocketing.

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You know, into the, into the public
sphere and maybe won him that.

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Ally: Right?

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You said something right there, Seth.

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You said something right there.

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Seth: Yeah,

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Ally: I, and I, and I don't, I,
you know, I love Stephen Colbert.

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I believe he is as
uncompromised as you can get.

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However, it wouldn't, I wouldn't put
it past CBS to pull this shit, which

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they have never done before to create a
scandal where James Tyler Rico overnight

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is a household name across America.

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So the timing on that whole
situation was very interesting to me.

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But here we are.

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Um, you know, we're gonna
embrace James, Tyler Rico.

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We're gonna hope the best for him
and, and hope that he does not

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end up being a wild card like John
Federman or a cinema or mansion.

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But in good news, it looks like he.

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Leading both GOP candidates
in the Senate race so far?

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Seth: Yeah, the the, the

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Ally: wild.

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Seth: Even though we, we have to
side eye James at this moment as a

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party, certainly as progressives,
we have to side eye him the bo the,

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the, the, uh, advantages, right?

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Are that he is a guy that
can reach across the aisle.

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He is a guy who looks like a lot.

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Of centrist Republicans.

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He is a guy who looks
like a lot of Texans.

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He also has the tall Rico name
that obviously is a Latino name,

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so he has that in his blood, so he
is able to reach across the aisle,

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and not that Jasmine isn't, but we
know that America was and still is

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largely not ready for women of color.

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Women, period to lead this
country in any major capacity.

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And so that's a damn shame.

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But at least we know that James
can reach across the aisle and

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lead in polls, guys like Cornin.

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Uh, and, and we need that.

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We desperately need that
now because we need wins.

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I still believe Jasmine would've won.

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The polls were pointing in that direction.

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She had the momentum, but you know.

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If we have to look at a bright spot, we
need, we understand that James Tallarico

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because of what he looks like and the
way that he presents, uh, Christianity,

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uh, the way that he is progressive with
Christianity and talks about Jesus and a

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lot of his progressive views for back in
the day, um, it certainly is not a bad.

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Choice, a bad choice to throw up
against somebody like a John Cornyn.

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Uh, and, and Trump is already
doing his damage there, right?

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He's calling for the runoff to
be canceled and for his chosen

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candidate to be propped up there.

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And Ken Paxton is not
gonna deal with that.

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Yeah, Ken Paxton is not
dropping out, so, right.

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You know, while James, while James Alico
is able to load up for May, and the, and

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the rest of the, of the midterm, John
Cornyn and Ken Paxton are gonna have

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to go through a swirl of mud slinging
and fighting for Donald Trump's maga.

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You know, uh, you know,
his, his, his co-sign.

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So I think all of that,
uh, you know, despite.

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Jasmine not winning is a,
is a win for us overall.

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Ally: Yeah, I know.

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I know.

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And, and like I said, we will embrace him.

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Um, he is, he is our guy, right?

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He is our candidate.

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Um,

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Seth: we need wins

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Ally: and of course we want, we just

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Seth: need wins Ally.

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Like we need, we

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Ally: need, of course we wanna see Texas.

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Seth: We need to flip the Senate,

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Ally: but

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Seth: we gotta put

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Ally: the

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Seth: Senate.

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Y'all like, I

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Ally: get

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Seth: it.

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Like, let's understand.

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Ally: I get it.

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Seth: Yeah.

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Like what's our goal?

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Our goal is to flip the Senate.

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We gotta do that.

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Ally: Our goal is to flip the Senate.

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And, um, I do think that he
is a refreshing candidate

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from a Democrat perspective.

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He's not the typical, right?

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So I, I can see him really.

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Using his seminary experience and
all of his biblical knowledge to push

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back against some of these Christian
nationalist people that have been Yes.

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Entrenched into our government.

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I think that would be
really interesting to see.

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Um, and PO and really effective
in, in pushing back against that.

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So we're gonna see how
this race plays out.

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I'd love to see that he's
up in the polls already.

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Um, yeah.

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More to come on that one.

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So that's it for the news this week.

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And speaking of, you know, we need to win.

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Don't forget to check out our last
interview, uh, with Tim Suski.

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We just wrapped another interview with
somebody we're really excited about.

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I'm not gonna tell you who it is.

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You're gonna have to stay tuned for that,
but it's somebody out in New York and

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he's challenging somebody we all know.

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So stay tuned for episode
three and left out loud.

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This has been fun.

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Um, you know, cheers.

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We'll be doing this again, for sure.

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Seth: Oh, I'm, I'm down.

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I'm, I'm feel, I'm feeling,
I'm feeling frisky.

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Ally: Let's go.

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Let feeling loose, loosey goosey.

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Alright, Seth.

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I'll see you soon.

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Seth: All right.

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See you.