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well

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hello all you beautiful people

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you know what time it is

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ladies and gents

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guys and dolls and everyone in between

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gather round

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get you something real nice to sip on

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and comfy to slip on

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because it's time

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for smut club

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here's your hosts chelsea and hannah

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hello everybody hi

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welcome to to this day's episode of smut

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club

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um we've missed you we have

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and we miss you so much and we missed

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our girl j.s scott jan so much

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we decided we needed to review

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the third book in the billionaire series

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um this is going to be a joint review

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and honestly we're just gonna need to

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take a break from her after this because

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we were like we've committed thus far

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and we just have but damn i feel like

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they're already painful and then you

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re-read them and they don't

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they don't get better with time and age

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no they they don't if anything the plot

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holes become more gaping

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yeah that's a fair

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i when i was kind of doing my reread of

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this book because i knew we were going

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to be recording it i just i had

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far more questions than answers

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yep as we went along and i find myself

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identifying with the female characters

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less and less because i'm like

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i can't can't relate man

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i'm kind of like

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have a backbone and maybe believe in

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yourself a little bit

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yeah

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because

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all of these women are like

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you've already heard how we felt about

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mara

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mar okay it was mara and jared and then

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the first one was

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dante and sarah

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and then the the prequel that i haven't

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read but i think you've read hannah i

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have is grady and

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emily

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and that actually is important for this

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one so that actually is an excellent

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segue into our prologue we start our

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prologue for the billionaire's touch

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is is this one the the forbidden

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billionaire the billionaire's touch i

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don't know the billionaire's feather i'm

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just making [ __ ] up i'm sure it'll be

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one at some point i don't remember the

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first one um

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no ordinary billionaires no ordinary

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billionaire well and then i think the

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pre the prequel was a billionaire's

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christmas because

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i think we forgot they have money

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sprinkle a little hallmark in there

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okay so in the

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prequel with grady and emily the whole

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thing is that emily was dating this guy

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emily is the

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director you may hear brandon

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my dog y'all i'm sorry brandon has no

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boundaries he just wants to be a part of

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everything we're always doing we we even

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gave him some cbd treats this morning

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and he is not vibing yet so

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these things happen it's okay he's just

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gonna live his best life with his little

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clicky clacks on the wood he literally

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got his he went to the groomer and they

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ground his nails yesterday so i'm

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dumbfounded and impressed

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he knows what he's about

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so anyway so the whole thing with the

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prequel is emily who is the director of

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the youth center in ames port was dating

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this guy who stole all the christmas

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money oh my stars

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and so she's super upset and she goes to

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grady to try to

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get the money

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i just i

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i just need y'all to know

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um so hannah's feet don't touch the

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ground we're at a table and my like my

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breakfast i'm not that short she really

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isn't that short but also these chairs

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aren't very tall so i'm not quite sure

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what what the disconnect is

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um

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but my husband had gone to the liquor

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store earlier this week and i was like

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hey could you pick up a bottle of

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diplomatico rem because it's delicious

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and wonderful and if you haven't tried

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it you should we also weren't sponsored

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by diplomatico it would be cooler if we

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were but the bottle he picked up had

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this great gift set and it came with

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these two like diplomatic glasses and it

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was a very fancy looking gift set

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because they didn't just have a bottle

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they had a gift set for the same price

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so now we have the glasses

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um but because hannah's feet don't touch

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the ground my husband just snuck into

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the room and slid the box at the

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diplomatico and the glasses came in

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under her feet so she would have a stool

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and that is what just happened i was

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like is brandon behind me or something

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i'm just gonna pretend that's not

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happening but it was just vance

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no it wasn't the dog it was just

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chelsea's husband coming in with a

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i guess i'm very comfortable thank you

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vance

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so anyway so the prequel grady and emily

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right and emily is over the community

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center in aim sport right so emily is

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trying to figure out how to get the

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money for christmas because apparently

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despite all the billionaires

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all over the place in this tiny main

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town they don't have a lot of money and

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so some of these kids like this is their

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only christmas

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tears whatever

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so she goes to grady to ask him for

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money

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and so all that is in the prequel

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why that's important for the prologue is

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her best friend randy

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decides that she is going to email

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the sinclair foundation

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to request a no one's donation just like

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the general foundation to shoot her shot

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and just like contact

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sinclair foundation dot org or whatever

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sinclair foundation dot org

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like nothing is personal about this but

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she's like i'm just gonna email this

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whole foundation and be like you don't

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know me but

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we're this tiny town in maine called

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aimsport and like she signs it what it

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like she signs a concerned citizen or

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something it was kind of very like allah

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like sleeping in salat

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sleeping in selattle y'all sleeping in

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concerned in ames port

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so yeah concerned resident of aimsport

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and she's emailing from a generic email

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address at the youth center because she

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volunteers there well she's emailing

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from her email account

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her full name is miranda but she goes by

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randy well but that's not in the email

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it's like a like a generic

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one that she uses through the foundation

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that is not connected to her name that's

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how she stays anonymous

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well damn y'all i just thought it was

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because it was m something

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clearly y'all i've read this book twice

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and i couldn't bring myself to give a

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[ __ ] about the finer details so so glad

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we have hannah for these you're welcome

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um i'm i'm a sponge so

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so she sends this email that is like

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please help us

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you know blah blah blah and then

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multiple months later

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right no one has responded she forgot

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about the email grady saves christmas

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anyway

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um we know that because of the prequel

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sorry if we ruined it for you spoilers

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then the eldest sinclair brother

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is going through the emails for some

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evan reason evan and let's let's not

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forget evan was very prominent in mara

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and jared's book he was he rescued mara

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from the fire in her house

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um

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and then made out like he was he was

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coming after her yeah jared was not into

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that he like made a power play so his

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brother

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wouldn't be a [ __ ] and would just ask

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out the girl that he liked so that's

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what we know about evan he's serious he

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wears suits

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exclusively

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exclusively

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like almost like barney stinson on how i

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met your mother like the way they

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described evan i was like does he do it

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i'm like does he have a silk sleep suit

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because that is the energy they are

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giving them

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think about that i was like does he have

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does he have like flannel pajama bottoms

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what sort of sleepwear i imagine it's a

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flannel suit with a flannel tie

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i'm just gonna

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agree with that because i want it to be

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true so evan reads this email and he's

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like the audacity and so he responds and

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is like uh

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why would you ever

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think that we would help you like

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that's the dumbest [ __ ] i've ever heard

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we helped like people with real problems

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not small towns for christmas

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yeah we're not your personal santa or

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some [ __ ] or he said something about

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like next time direct these sorts of

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requests to the north pole or something

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like that like snarky like we'd help

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people with real problems like not

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people like in a town that's not even on

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a map or like

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[ __ ] like that and randy is like

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i guess audacity was on sale and she

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snaps back and so she she gets a map

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and highlights aim support on it and

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attaches it to the email and like does a

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whole thing and he's like i'm into that

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but they never sign their names right on

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these emails so that is the

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prologue yes they are starting to

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develop this relationship we do find

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like as their pen pal relationship

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continues they each sign it with a

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letter

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and so she's signing hers with m like

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her sign off in her email says m for

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miranda this is what i was getting

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confused with her email and then evan is

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signing his off with s

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for sinclair would you know be

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everyone's logical guess here yep

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um

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i guess

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i know i mean honestly i don't even know

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like these books are a disaster you guys

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we're really doing our best so

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you know who didn't do their best the

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bot that wrote these

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like if i have to read the phrase

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elemental desire one more time i will

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lose it we'll get there so anyway

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um it the book opens with evan

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coming to town on his

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jet

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for his sister's

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ball

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she's throwing some kind of a party yeah

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like so there's like a

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a bigger ball that happened

294
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we are children

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um there's like a bigger ball that

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happens at the end of the book but then

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like

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i think hope had just had a kid that's

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the sister and so he was like was coming

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to meet the sister or not meet the

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sister nephew meet the nephew and

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his cousin micah sinclair hitched a ride

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on his plane and he has the next book

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that we won't be reviewing until next

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year we're that's that sounds like a

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2023 review because maybe a late 2022

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but lord help us i i don't know if i can

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bring myself to do more of these yeah

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so

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they are coming in

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and um

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i don't know what i don't even know

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what's happening well like they're

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coming in and like it's honestly just a

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lot of like evan in his head and then

316
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he's like and i don't even he's like

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yeah like i mean like i want to see my

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sister he's like but i hope i don't have

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to see randy and her like she's always

320
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so annoying in her stupid face but like

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kind of in this like her stupid cute

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face that i just want to kiss is kind of

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like

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the energy behind it i don't know am i

325
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misreading that no you're right so so

326
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evan and randy have been paired up in

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all of the weddings

328
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um that have happened with all of his

329
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siblings

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so they're constantly being thrown

331
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together

332
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and so

333
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and he's like she hates me she either is

334
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completely ignoring me or she's

335
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insulting me but then she's also like i

336
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tried to talk to you and be friends with

337
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you and you didn't respond and were kind

338
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of a dick about it so i

339
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let go of that dream and just figured

340
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you didn't like me and it is what it is

341
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i was a dick back right so we have evan

342
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coming to town and then

343
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where randy's story is starting off is

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her foster mother recently passed away

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yes

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um

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about a month prior yeah like within

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like a very very recent passing um and

349
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she had told her pen pal about this

350
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passing yeah

351
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um and then the pen pal discloses

352
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that he is going to be in maine and

353
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she's like oh my gosh wait he's going to

354
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be in aimsport and then she's like what

355
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do we do and then she's like there's a

356
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storm coming did you know that the

357
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weather's gonna get bad

358
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and then she's like okay well have a

359
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good time i have a date with arando

360
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who

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the rando

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is

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liam

364
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something liam and tessa own

365
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the lobster

366
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the lobster roll shack

367
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sullivan's um

368
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something or other

369
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seafood or something i don't [ __ ]

370
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:36,000
know but we love alliteration so we were

371
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:38,560
both gonna guess it we do i'm

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sullivan steak and seafood that's the

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one

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so we do love some good alliteration so

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randy is talking to her pen pal he knows

376
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all about her recent grief

377
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and they have this ongoing joke that

378
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they always talk on date nights because

379
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they're both homebodies and never go out

380
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and he she's like i have to sign off and

381
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he's like got a hot date and she was

382
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like i don't know if it's gonna be hot

383
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:05,920
but yes

384
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she's like i do actually have a date and

385
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:09,680
he's like what

386
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:12,000
yeah but she doesn't know he's in ames

387
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:14,959
port she just knows he's in maine

388
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um and he says he's visiting family

389
00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:18,720
yes i guess you're right he she just i

390
00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:20,480
remember her like like it's saying in

391
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:22,639
the book that she was like he's here in

392
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:24,720
my head i'm like wow she really knew

393
00:14:22,639 --> 00:14:26,959
aimsport but you're entirely right she's

394
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just been in this state i mean maine's

395
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not that big is it

396
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it's not that small

397
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that's fair

398
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well also something we need to know i'm

399
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:38,399
pretty sure when evan was on the plane

400
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he is um

401
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:42,320
touching for comfort the

402
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:45,560
stone

403
00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:45,560
oh yeah

404
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:49,279
um

405
00:14:47,279 --> 00:14:50,800
that beatrice sent him

406
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with a letter that he was gonna be

407
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married within six months

408
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:56,079
yes and i don't know if y'all remember

409
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this or honestly if we mentioned it

410
00:14:56,079 --> 00:15:00,320
because it's a weird aside of all of

411
00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:03,120
these books but like beatrice has given

412
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:06,000
each of these couples in each of these

413
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:08,000
js got billionaire books um matching

414
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:10,320
stones and she's like i it's gonna be

415
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:12,480
your soulmate and i know it and so then

416
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:14,000
she so evan is like reminiscing on this

417
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and like has the stone in his pocket and

418
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he's like

419
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well i doubt it but i'm not gonna like

420
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:22,880
be mean to this old lady and then randy

421
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:25,920
um beatrice took it a step further she

422
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:28,560
like told her her mom would like her mom

423
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:30,800
would die but then she'd find love yeah

424
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:31,759
she was like she will not survive the

425
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,839
winter

426
00:15:31,759 --> 00:15:35,519
but she will find love or some [ __ ] i

427
00:15:33,839 --> 00:15:37,680
don't know and i'm like

428
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:39,120
i also like beatrice was in the last

429
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:41,759
book just like kicking it at the

430
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:44,079
farmer's market yeah and

431
00:15:41,759 --> 00:15:45,759
in her like bray pink tracksuit

432
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and she has another older friend whose

433
00:15:45,759 --> 00:15:51,680
name i'm forgetting something with an e

434
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:54,880
elise or something or maybe i don't it

435
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:56,160
doesn't matter agnes i don't it could be

436
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,680
it's a it's a name that starts with a

437
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:59,519
vowel that's all we know here's the

438
00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:02,240
thing we're really trying to like we've

439
00:15:59,519 --> 00:16:04,560
both reread this but we did and we are

440
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,680
struggling this much to get through it

441
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,279
so all right

442
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:09,519
um

443
00:16:07,279 --> 00:16:11,360
randy tells the dude her pen pal that

444
00:16:09,519 --> 00:16:12,320
she does not know is evan that she has a

445
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:14,399
date she's like i don't know if it'll be

446
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:16,639
hot but i'm going on this date and then

447
00:16:14,399 --> 00:16:20,079
um and i'm i think she says i'm going

448
00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:22,399
for coffee then evan decides to go to

449
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:24,480
the coffee shop because he's like

450
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:25,680
maybe i'll like see someone on a date

451
00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:27,279
and i'll like be able to figure out who

452
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:29,360
my pen pal is because he doesn't know

453
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:30,959
it's randy at this point either

454
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:33,120
and he's like i'm not just gonna sit

455
00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:35,440
here like a loser i'll just go to the

456
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:36,959
coffee shop and be a bigger loser but

457
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:38,560
then he gets to the coffee shop and he's

458
00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:40,560
like i don't know why i thought this was

459
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:42,320
a good idea i'm just gonna leave so he

460
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:43,839
literally just went to the coffee shop

461
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:46,079
ordered a coffee

462
00:16:43,839 --> 00:16:47,839
and then and then decided to leave but

463
00:16:46,079 --> 00:16:50,480
in the snow in the snow but as he's

464
00:16:47,839 --> 00:16:52,800
stepping out the door he just like stops

465
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:55,920
in the walkway yeah and then someone

466
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:59,199
crashes into his back and supposedly

467
00:16:55,920 --> 00:17:02,839
what no one saw this coming randy

468
00:16:59,199 --> 00:17:05,439
um so she spilled her mocha all down his

469
00:17:02,839 --> 00:17:08,640
back well and then

470
00:17:05,439 --> 00:17:10,799
i don't know he's kind of a douche like

471
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:12,559
he really is like she's like oh my gosh

472
00:17:10,799 --> 00:17:14,959
i'm so sorry

473
00:17:12,559 --> 00:17:16,640
okay yeah and he's like it's my favorite

474
00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:18,880
coat and she's like i'll pay to have it

475
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:21,839
cleaned and then he's like

476
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:23,760
like like she could afford to get like a

477
00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:25,760
coat of this quality cleaned on a

478
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,959
teacher's salary but then like the dude

479
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:29,520
loki's like

480
00:17:26,959 --> 00:17:32,080
i have the exact same coat like i have a

481
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:33,679
duplicate of it

482
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:35,280
yeah i already own two so it's not the

483
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:36,320
end of the world if if this one doesn't

484
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,400
come together i'm almost like you're a

485
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:41,039
billionaire how much can you love this

486
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:42,240
[ __ ] coat right why like why the

487
00:17:41,039 --> 00:17:44,960
attachment

488
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:46,480
right and maybe it's because of his

489
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:48,559
you know

490
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:50,720
his special needs we'll get there we'll

491
00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:52,320
learn about his special needs later in a

492
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,360
very confusing way that i still don't

493
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:56,160
really feel like i learned about his

494
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:57,280
special needs and so then randy crashes

495
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:59,520
into him

496
00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:01,919
um he doesn't realize who she is we

497
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:04,080
don't quite know what happened yet but

498
00:18:01,919 --> 00:18:06,240
she crashed into him and then he insists

499
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:07,760
on like walking her to her car and he's

500
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:09,520
like it's not safe he's like it's

501
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:12,240
snowing anything could happen and she's

502
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:14,559
like [ __ ] i live in maine like

503
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:17,360
yeah she's like this is not los angeles

504
00:18:14,559 --> 00:18:19,600
like i can walk down the street you nut

505
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:21,520
yeah she's like it's a very safe area

506
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:23,919
it's just some snow i know how to live

507
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:26,000
in snow and evan is like

508
00:18:23,919 --> 00:18:27,760
i'd rip my own heart out before i let

509
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,000
anything happen to her and you're like

510
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:32,480
where is this coming that is a strong

511
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:35,039
reaction so he does he walks her back to

512
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:36,559
the vehicle and then just decides to pin

513
00:18:35,039 --> 00:18:38,320
her against it and make out with her a

514
00:18:36,559 --> 00:18:39,520
little bit well and they also realize

515
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:42,240
that they have matching stones from

516
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:44,640
beatrice oh right right right because

517
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:46,960
he like insists on taking her car keys

518
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:48,320
to open the door for her or something

519
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,280
and like they like fall out of her purse

520
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:51,520
i don't really remember but then like

521
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:55,760
what you have an apache cheer i having a

522
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:58,720
patch each year oh my stars and then

523
00:18:55,760 --> 00:19:00,480
evan's like come to come to hope's party

524
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,840
with me the sisters party and then

525
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,280
randy's like i think we should pretend

526
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:05,200
this didn't happen and as she's trying

527
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:07,280
to say it like evan like

528
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,520
shushes her like puts his fingers over

529
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:12,080
her lips in his sentence and it's like

530
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:14,320
no we're going to this party together

531
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:16,160
and she's like okay she's like well i

532
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:18,080
guess since he put his finger to my lips

533
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:20,080
and wouldn't let me talk

534
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:21,440
i have a date to the party now so

535
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:24,320
romantic

536
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:26,640
right so all right then randy gets home

537
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:29,360
from this exchange

538
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:31,600
um oh we we forgot so randy was supposed

539
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:34,880
to be meeting her blind date at this

540
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:37,200
coffee shop he stood her up

541
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:40,000
which we do learn in the future

542
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:41,840
he was sick yes he was sick and didn't

543
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:44,080
have her contact info which i don't

544
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:47,280
understand how that can happen in modern

545
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:48,160
day i guess he had her home phone number

546
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:50,400
but

547
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:52,000
his sister was the one who set it all up

548
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:54,559
so he didn't have randy's cell phone

549
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:58,000
number which again like as previously

550
00:19:54,559 --> 00:20:00,880
mentioned the the gaping plot holes only

551
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:03,280
become more confounding

552
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:04,880
well i'm also like

553
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:07,200
who has a home phone

554
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:09,919
yeah i'm like what era is this book set

555
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:12,240
in because like social media you could

556
00:20:09,919 --> 00:20:14,640
slide into her dms and be like hey so

557
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:17,120
sorry i'm sick like i feel like you have

558
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:18,799
options you do um

559
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:20,559
and how far back do we have to go for

560
00:20:18,799 --> 00:20:22,720
this book to have taken place where you

561
00:20:20,559 --> 00:20:23,840
didn't have those options

562
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:27,520
i don't know

563
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:28,799
but regardless she did not have her date

564
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:31,520
and so

565
00:20:28,799 --> 00:20:32,720
she she reaches out to her pen pal and

566
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,799
she says

567
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:37,039
she basically talks about making out

568
00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:39,919
with evan but she doesn't name him she

569
00:20:37,039 --> 00:20:42,240
just says my date wasn't there there was

570
00:20:39,919 --> 00:20:43,440
this other guy that i hate he was there

571
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,720
he kissed me

572
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:48,559
i don't know i feel really weird about

573
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:50,720
it and evan's like um no you need

574
00:20:48,559 --> 00:20:53,440
someone who's gonna treat you right

575
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:55,840
like absolutely not do not give this guy

576
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:58,400
the time of day that's [ __ ] but then

577
00:20:55,840 --> 00:21:00,240
also is like we should meet and she's

578
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:05,280
like no

579
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:06,799
yeah so evan is [ __ ] on himself

580
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:08,400
unknowingly unknowingly shooting at

581
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:10,320
himself it's a whole thing and then we

582
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,280
cut to like the blizzard is getting

583
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,400
worse

584
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:15,360
and

585
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:18,159
um and evan decides to ask his sister

586
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:19,600
hope to go to the grocery store with him

587
00:21:18,159 --> 00:21:22,400
to buy

588
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:23,840
randy supplies to make it through the

589
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:26,240
blizzard because she lives a little bit

590
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:28,799
further out of town yes and he's worried

591
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:31,200
about her trying to drive

592
00:21:28,799 --> 00:21:32,799
in her purple suv

593
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:34,720
i don't know why that like stuck in my

594
00:21:32,799 --> 00:21:36,640
brain i was like

595
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:39,039
this do they even make those is that a

596
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:40,159
custom paint job what the [ __ ]

597
00:21:39,039 --> 00:21:42,559
whatever

598
00:21:40,159 --> 00:21:44,799
her purple suv he's concerned that it

599
00:21:42,559 --> 00:21:48,240
won't make the trek because it's a

600
00:21:44,799 --> 00:21:50,000
smaller sport utility vehicle so

601
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,880
i also just

602
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,320
i

603
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:54,400
i

604
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:56,240
i don't know he has a lot of money so he

605
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:58,240
doesn't really have any problems let's

606
00:21:56,240 --> 00:22:00,799
also note that like when he decides to

607
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:04,320
deliver all of these things to randy he

608
00:22:00,799 --> 00:22:06,640
has the sinclair family's personal plow

609
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:08,159
and go out on the road in front of him

610
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:10,080
that's right that's right so that he

611
00:22:08,159 --> 00:22:13,280
could make sure the roads were clear and

612
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:15,679
i'm like how much are you spending on a

613
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:17,679
personal plow but he's a billionaire so

614
00:22:15,679 --> 00:22:19,520
he doesn't he does whatever he wants but

615
00:22:17,679 --> 00:22:22,159
there so he's at the store with his

616
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:23,440
sister and they are buying

617
00:22:22,159 --> 00:22:25,440
um

618
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:28,640
sorry chelsea's cat is trying to get

619
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:30,799
into our boda box of wine

620
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:32,880
and again while we are not sponsored by

621
00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:35,520
bota box it'd be a lot cooler if we were

622
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:37,120
we have an empty and a half md on the

623
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,880
table because that's where we're at

624
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:40,480
today well you know how it goes when you

625
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,919
get to the bottom of the box but you

626
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:44,320
still got one so you gotta take the

627
00:22:41,919 --> 00:22:46,159
bladder out to do what you gotta do

628
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:48,559
for some more wine and so i took the

629
00:22:46,159 --> 00:22:51,120
bladder out and my cat is fully grown at

630
00:22:48,559 --> 00:22:53,360
only six pounds bless up craig he's a

631
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:54,960
permanent kitten but he is he's trying

632
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:56,880
to get into

633
00:22:54,960 --> 00:23:00,400
the top of the boat a box

634
00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:04,240
um because he knows if it if he fits he

635
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:05,840
sits it is very much his energy in life

636
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:07,600
good for you craig live the dream right

637
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:10,559
okay so evan is at the grocery store

638
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:12,480
with hope buying supplies for randy

639
00:23:10,559 --> 00:23:14,880
including dog food which will wind up

640
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:16,480
being relevant later yes and then hope

641
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:18,159
keeps like putting things in the cart

642
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:20,000
and then evan keeps taking about and

643
00:23:18,159 --> 00:23:21,360
being like these are all so unhealthy

644
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,840
and she's like well you asked me what

645
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:26,480
randy's favorites were and she has

646
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:28,320
really poor nutritional understanding so

647
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:30,799
right she likes all of this [ __ ] put it

648
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:33,760
back in the cart and then as hope and

649
00:23:30,799 --> 00:23:36,880
evan are just talking about randy

650
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:39,200
um hope calls her miranda yeah she calls

651
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:41,279
her miranda and then evan starts to like

652
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:45,039
realize like wait

653
00:23:41,279 --> 00:23:46,799
do what and then he's like did did her

654
00:23:45,039 --> 00:23:48,799
mother like her foster mother recently

655
00:23:46,799 --> 00:23:50,480
pass away and he's like oh my gosh how

656
00:23:48,799 --> 00:23:53,039
did you know that

657
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:55,520
and oh [ __ ] and then he like has this

658
00:23:53,039 --> 00:23:58,640
big epiphany moment where he realizes

659
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:59,440
that they are indeed pen pals

660
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:02,000
um

661
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:03,679
and then his sister's like

662
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:06,880
sum things up like

663
00:24:03,679 --> 00:24:09,120
this is very unlike evan so then evan

664
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,559
spills his guts to his sister not just

665
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:14,000
about randy about

666
00:24:10,559 --> 00:24:15,679
a bunch of childhood trauma yeah um and

667
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:18,400
stuff that

668
00:24:15,679 --> 00:24:21,120
was very misdiagnosed

669
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:23,679
um yeah and we don't find out what that

670
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:26,000
is yet no but he just goes on and on

671
00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:28,000
about it's like sweetheart she was

672
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:30,000
asking you about your [ __ ] pen pal

673
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:32,320
why are you telling her about being

674
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:34,559
beaten regularly as a child like how did

675
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:36,640
we get here well damn hannah way to turn

676
00:24:34,559 --> 00:24:39,840
the page i mean i mean we're gonna get

677
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:42,640
there for sure um but then hope is like

678
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:44,159
okay i'll help you land randy and so

679
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:46,320
then they mention it later in the book

680
00:24:44,159 --> 00:24:48,400
because then suddenly

681
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:50,960
evan starts wearing normal clothes that

682
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:52,720
aren't suits and hope took him shopping

683
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:56,159
for normal clothes so he would seem more

684
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:58,720
approachable yes and she did tell him

685
00:24:56,159 --> 00:25:02,240
you need to tell her who you are right

686
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:05,600
then that you are her pen pal yes right

687
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:08,400
now and he was like okay

688
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:10,400
right so then evan gets to randy's house

689
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:12,720
with all of these supplies right as the

690
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:15,200
power goes out at randy's house because

691
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:17,440
of the blizzard and oh no and it's randy

692
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:19,520
and her dog and what's a girl to do and

693
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:21,919
her generator's not working

694
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:23,360
right she she didn't have time to get it

695
00:25:21,919 --> 00:25:25,440
looked at because her foster mother

696
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:27,200
recently passed away and

697
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:29,600
so i just love that this is the third

698
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,559
book in a row in this billionaire series

699
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,960
where like

700
00:25:30,559 --> 00:25:35,200
in the first like 30 of the book some

701
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:37,760
[ __ ] goes sideways and the girl just has

702
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:39,600
to go stay with the guy yeah well she's

703
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,200
like i can go get a room at the end and

704
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,400
he's like no

705
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:44,159
well

706
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:46,240
well yeah because he was i think she was

707
00:25:44,159 --> 00:25:48,240
on the phone with hope at first when he

708
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:50,400
was getting there and so she's like no

709
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:52,000
let evan take you back to the sinclair

710
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,919
peninsula because

711
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:56,000
they all have their homes on the and

712
00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:57,679
guest houses yes and these guest houses

713
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,480
and all of them have

714
00:25:57,679 --> 00:26:00,159
their

715
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:02,080
the siblings all have homes at the

716
00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:03,520
sinclair she makes up some weird [ __ ]

717
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:05,840
about

718
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:08,480
you can't stay with hope she just had a

719
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:09,600
baby and he she's like

720
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:12,080
yeah

721
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:13,679
but her guest house he's like nah

722
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,200
well and i'm also like the way they've

723
00:26:13,679 --> 00:26:16,799
described all these houses and former

724
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,799
books and like each of these houses is

725
00:26:16,799 --> 00:26:20,640
at least 10 000 square feet not

726
00:26:18,799 --> 00:26:22,559
including the guest house right how big

727
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:25,559
is this [ __ ] peninsula how big is the

728
00:26:22,559 --> 00:26:25,559
baby

729
00:26:26,559 --> 00:26:31,039
no guest rooms available there's no room

730
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:32,080
in the end

731
00:26:31,039 --> 00:26:35,279
so

732
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:37,840
and then she's like well i i i have to

733
00:26:35,279 --> 00:26:40,559
bring lily who is her dog and he's like

734
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:43,200
she she can't stay here and

735
00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:46,480
randy is like no i can't just leave my

736
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:48,400
dog at home in a blizzard and he's like

737
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:50,000
okay i guess

738
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,360
well and then all right

739
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,880
on there i think it's like on their

740
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,240
drive back to the peninsula i was like

741
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,720
this is where i just was really like

742
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:58,640
evan is a complete piece of [ __ ] where

743
00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:00,640
he's like oh so like

744
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:02,880
um did your foster mother recently pass

745
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:04,720
away hope hope told me she passed i'm

746
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:06,480
like [ __ ] no you knew because you're

747
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:08,400
her pen pal and this was the prime

748
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:10,320
opportunity to tell her

749
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:13,520
that you'd put these pieces together and

750
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:14,960
instead you completely lied to her face

751
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,640
and i

752
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,919
didn't really respect you in the first

753
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,399
place and i

754
00:27:17,919 --> 00:27:22,240
am quickly losing

755
00:27:20,399 --> 00:27:23,840
no i wouldn't say what minimal respect i

756
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,960
had there was no respect left because

757
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,120
there was none to start with it's

758
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:29,360
bottoming out and then

759
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:32,559
i don't remember how it happens exactly

760
00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:34,559
but randy is emailing with her pen pal

761
00:27:32,559 --> 00:27:37,200
who is evan again

762
00:27:34,559 --> 00:27:40,080
and says something about um

763
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:42,000
this guy that the pen pal originally was

764
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:44,159
like stay the [ __ ] away from that guy

765
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,679
and now he's like you should really give

766
00:27:44,159 --> 00:27:47,679
him a chance

767
00:27:45,679 --> 00:27:49,440
right and so then you're like evan is

768
00:27:47,679 --> 00:27:51,039
emailing her being like no you should

769
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:53,120
really give your you should meet your

770
00:27:51,039 --> 00:27:55,200
pen pal and you're like you are

771
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:56,399
truly the worst but i also love that

772
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:59,039
like

773
00:27:56,399 --> 00:28:00,240
while all of this is going on like randy

774
00:27:59,039 --> 00:28:01,840
and evan are kind of like i guess like

775
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:04,080
we need to like clear the air and she

776
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:05,840
was like i just wanted to be your friend

777
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:08,559
and he goes i'm sorry i hurt your

778
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,679
feelings and she goes okay i forgive you

779
00:28:08,559 --> 00:28:10,880
and then he's like i'm going to call you

780
00:28:09,679 --> 00:28:11,840
miranda

781
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:14,480
i'm like

782
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:16,480
and she's like please don't

783
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:19,520
and then they bone

784
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:21,279
yeah and then she's like i don't do oral

785
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:23,200
but then he also doesn't clarify if

786
00:28:21,279 --> 00:28:24,799
that's giving or receiving and then just

787
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,159
goes down on him yeah he's like i'm

788
00:28:24,799 --> 00:28:27,520
assuming because it's from his

789
00:28:26,159 --> 00:28:28,720
perspective at that point he's like i'm

790
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:31,039
assuming

791
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:32,880
that you did not mean that you weren't

792
00:28:31,039 --> 00:28:34,960
game to receive

793
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:36,320
but doesn't clarify and doesn't ask so i

794
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,840
kind of feel like there were like three

795
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:41,520
strikes you're out

796
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:43,200
right in a row yeah and like

797
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,520
who respects you

798
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:48,320
yeah like as the leader of the sinclair

799
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:50,480
felt like i'm like how do you whatever

800
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:52,480
i'm [ __ ] him this is how i feel about

801
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:55,039
evan throughout this entire book i was

802
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:57,200
just like i was like yeah another

803
00:28:55,039 --> 00:28:59,600
example of fm being a complete piece of

804
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:01,600
[ __ ] it was like how i felt most of it

805
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:04,799
kelsey has a lot of feelings you guys

806
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:07,520
about evan i really do i'm like you are

807
00:29:04,799 --> 00:29:09,039
the worst he is well and i'm like it's

808
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,720
hard to read in a book that's

809
00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:13,360
essentially a love story and not be

810
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:15,840
rooting for them at any point no and

811
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:17,919
then so then he so they they don't even

812
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:20,640
make it into the house really or into

813
00:29:17,919 --> 00:29:22,240
the bedroom they they [ __ ] on the couch

814
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:25,440
and then he leaves her there because she

815
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:26,480
fell asleep and he goes down to his

816
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,720
office

817
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:30,559
and has the dog with him and he's like

818
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,600
dogs are pretty cool like sitting there

819
00:29:30,559 --> 00:29:33,279
petting her

820
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:35,200
and then after he's like should we just

821
00:29:33,279 --> 00:29:37,200
leave your dog in the middle of a storm

822
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:41,640
right oh he's like no now that i've been

823
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:41,640
around one not so good

824
00:29:43,279 --> 00:29:48,880
so then he hears a scream oh no

825
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:51,520
and he's like i will kill anything

826
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:54,159
that's made her scream and like runs up

827
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:57,600
the stairs

828
00:29:54,159 --> 00:29:59,840
and randy is having a nightmare and so

829
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:01,919
lily goes up and is waking her up did i

830
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:04,559
skip something i think we i think we

831
00:30:01,919 --> 00:30:06,799
skipped but honestly it's all the same i

832
00:30:04,559 --> 00:30:09,279
like i don't because like

833
00:30:06,799 --> 00:30:11,760
she fell asleep and then

834
00:30:09,279 --> 00:30:13,840
when she woke up he'd fed her dog steak

835
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:16,640
oh yeah i forgot about the state and

836
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:19,120
then we honestly maybe that is what

837
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:20,799
happens next but we cut in the book to

838
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:22,559
like just

839
00:30:20,799 --> 00:30:24,720
all of the sinclair siblings where like

840
00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:26,559
hope takes it upon herself to have a

841
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:29,360
powwow with all of her siblings to

842
00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:30,960
disclose their older brother's childhood

843
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,480
trauma that he hasn't [ __ ] told

844
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,760
anyone about and she's like i just felt

845
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,760
like they all needed to know i'm like

846
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:37,840
that is not how that works she's like he

847
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:41,120
didn't tell me not to say anything so

848
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:43,440
must be kosher right and then micah

849
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:46,240
cousin micah has a meet cute

850
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:48,640
with ted with tessa where she's cleaning

851
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:50,320
and he was showering and then she didn't

852
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,840
hear him and then he's like what are you

853
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:54,159
deaf or something and then she's like

854
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:56,640
yeah i actually am deaf you

855
00:30:54,159 --> 00:30:58,240
you other piece of [ __ ] and he's like

856
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:01,600
claire pieces of [ __ ]

857
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:04,080
the sinclair shits he's like oh no yeah

858
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:06,799
he's like oh my bad i feel really shitty

859
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:08,559
but i know asl so we can we can go

860
00:31:06,799 --> 00:31:11,039
forward with that this person who knows

861
00:31:08,559 --> 00:31:13,600
asl is just chilling

862
00:31:11,039 --> 00:31:16,000
being super

863
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:18,000
ableist about this poor woman who's deaf

864
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,360
and is like oh well let me do some sign

865
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,320
like what

866
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,159
whatever

867
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,519
no honestly all of these characters but

868
00:31:22,159 --> 00:31:26,000
then you're right then randy's having a

869
00:31:23,519 --> 00:31:27,600
nightmare and then evan finds her

870
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:30,480
and then

871
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:33,120
i honestly then he

872
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:34,880
she tells him about her childhood trauma

873
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:38,159
yeah is that what happens in her

874
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:39,519
adoption yeah but like

875
00:31:38,159 --> 00:31:41,200
so and he's just pretending like he's

876
00:31:39,519 --> 00:31:43,840
never heard any of this as his pimpo

877
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,799
well some of it he hadn't heard because

878
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:47,200
she

879
00:31:44,799 --> 00:31:48,880
discloses that her mother was a

880
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,799
prostitute

881
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:53,679
she doesn't know who her father was they

882
00:31:50,799 --> 00:31:56,080
lived in a building of prostitutes that

883
00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:58,000
was close to her mom's corner and all

884
00:31:56,080 --> 00:32:00,320
these women kind of looked after her and

885
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:03,360
stuff as she was growing up and then

886
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:05,279
when she was like 11 or 12 or something

887
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:08,000
her mother was murdered

888
00:32:05,279 --> 00:32:09,840
and just never came home

889
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,480
and so these other prostitutes were

890
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:14,480
looking after her while her mom was gone

891
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:17,360
and then

892
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:19,600
dfax family services shows up and it's

893
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:21,279
like you're going to foster care which

894
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:23,360
obviously turned out really well for her

895
00:32:21,279 --> 00:32:24,399
because then

896
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:27,120
she was

897
00:32:24,399 --> 00:32:29,519
he tried to force her into the foster

898
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,799
father try to force her into oral sex

899
00:32:29,519 --> 00:32:33,279
because he knew her mother was a

900
00:32:30,799 --> 00:32:35,200
prostitute right so that's that's part

901
00:32:33,279 --> 00:32:36,480
of it is that in her nightmare she kept

902
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,320
saying over and over again i'm not a

903
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:40,480
[ __ ] i'm not a [ __ ] and evan's like

904
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:43,519
what the [ __ ] is happening right now and

905
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:46,399
so she tells evan all of this and

906
00:32:43,519 --> 00:32:48,559
explains that she ran away

907
00:32:46,399 --> 00:32:51,360
at that point and was living on the

908
00:32:48,559 --> 00:32:52,960
streets and did some pretty terrible

909
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,720
things

910
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:56,880
to eat they're not that terrible she

911
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:58,960
like stole some stuff which is totally

912
00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:01,120
fair when you're starving i feel like

913
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:03,039
yeah i mean i feel like we all judge

914
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:05,440
people until we're in that situation and

915
00:33:03,039 --> 00:33:07,279
then it's very justified but she tried

916
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:09,120
to steal from

917
00:33:07,279 --> 00:33:10,640
who ended up being her foster parents

918
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,000
and they caught her red-handed while she

919
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:14,480
was trying to steal from them oh this

920
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,000
was in california by the way

921
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,360
yes and then they took her back and they

922
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:20,640
like pretended that they were like

923
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:22,640
long-lost relatives who did have custody

924
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:24,640
also did we actually ever clarify what

925
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:26,240
evan's trauma is

926
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,520
no

927
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,880
so evan

928
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:32,159
[Music]

929
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,159
is dyslexic

930
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:38,480
um that said the way his dyslexia is

931
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:39,760
described throughout the book

932
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:44,240
um

933
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:46,880
reads very much akin to how the dsm

934
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:48,880
would describe the autism spectrum yeah

935
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:50,880
just in a way where

936
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:53,519
like parts of it you're like yes that is

937
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:55,279
a symptom of dyslexia in other parts of

938
00:33:53,519 --> 00:33:57,360
it you're like that

939
00:33:55,279 --> 00:33:59,440
feels like we're reaching

940
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:01,200
yeah so like obviously switching up

941
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:03,679
letters difficulty with reading

942
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:05,200
comprehension difficulty with number

943
00:34:03,679 --> 00:34:07,840
sequences

944
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:10,320
um and like math in general can be part

945
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:12,480
of it but then it's like and and that's

946
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:15,200
why he has a hard time understanding

947
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:18,480
jokes and it's like that's not he can't

948
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:21,040
read social cues that's not it

949
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:22,399
yes and so there's

950
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:24,879
pretty much

951
00:34:22,399 --> 00:34:27,599
all of evan's like childhood trauma is

952
00:34:24,879 --> 00:34:29,839
based around him

953
00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:31,919
having dyslexia right which he doesn't

954
00:34:29,839 --> 00:34:33,839
tell her yet yes he does not tell her

955
00:34:31,919 --> 00:34:35,760
this but we're like we're we've gotten

956
00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:37,200
pieces of this from the conversation

957
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,639
with hope and the conversation they had

958
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,960
after than the conversation she had with

959
00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:43,280
her siblings but randy does not know

960
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:44,159
about this yet right

961
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,839
um

962
00:34:44,159 --> 00:34:49,599
but then all of his siblings are

963
00:34:46,839 --> 00:34:50,639
like treading lightly

964
00:34:49,599 --> 00:34:52,560
because

965
00:34:50,639 --> 00:34:54,800
they didn't know then they feel bad

966
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:56,240
because he was abused as a child by his

967
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,960
dad because

968
00:34:56,240 --> 00:35:01,359
of his difficulties including like

969
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:03,599
withholding food from him and really

970
00:35:01,359 --> 00:35:05,359
restricting his diet and stuff like that

971
00:35:03,599 --> 00:35:07,119
because i guess he's a little bit chubby

972
00:35:05,359 --> 00:35:10,079
so that's why he eats the way that he

973
00:35:07,119 --> 00:35:12,400
does he won't eat anything that's like

974
00:35:10,079 --> 00:35:14,880
carb heavy or sugar heavy

975
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:17,839
oh yeah his coffee order

976
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:19,680
yeah was like a black coffee yeah

977
00:35:17,839 --> 00:35:21,839
something like that well honestly that

978
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:23,599
makes a that makes more sense i couldn't

979
00:35:21,839 --> 00:35:26,000
remember why i felt it was worth noting

980
00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:28,079
because my next line on this book says

981
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:30,640
feeds him cake

982
00:35:28,079 --> 00:35:33,520
they get naked this is

983
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:35,520
the description so she makes spaghetti

984
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:37,200
and he's like this is a lot of carbs and

985
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:39,359
he's she's like you should eat it and

986
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:41,440
then he explains that his dad like

987
00:35:39,359 --> 00:35:44,480
withheld food from him and now he

988
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:46,160
understands why she eats with such gusto

989
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:48,560
because she knows what it's like to be

990
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:50,800
hungry and then she feeds him the cake

991
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:52,560
that she made and it's very sensual and

992
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:57,280
then they got naked and then she saw his

993
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:59,359
scars from his abuse yeah and then like

994
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,400
now they have that trust there right so

995
00:35:59,359 --> 00:36:03,119
now

996
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:05,280
she gives him a [ __ ] and he's like no

997
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:06,560
don't you don't like it

998
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:09,119
and then

999
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:11,520
right and she's like maybe with you i do

1000
00:36:09,119 --> 00:36:14,480
yeah and i'm like this isn't how trauma

1001
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:15,359
works you guys that's not

1002
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:18,320
oh

1003
00:36:15,359 --> 00:36:20,960
god in heaven

1004
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:22,880
i just can't i just it stresses me out

1005
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:25,440
so bad

1006
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:26,960
yeah so then while they're

1007
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,640
boning there's like one of those moments

1008
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:31,040
where he's like you're mine say you're

1009
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:32,320
mine and i'm like one of these weird

1010
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:35,119
claiming moments and they realize

1011
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:37,680
afterwards they didn't use a condom

1012
00:36:35,119 --> 00:36:39,760
and then she's like it's okay i'm clean

1013
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,280
and then he's like yeah i wasn't really

1014
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,960
worried about you being clean i was

1015
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:45,440
worried about like accidentally knocking

1016
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,640
you up and she's like damn and then

1017
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:49,280
she's like

1018
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:51,680
oh he doesn't see a future with me

1019
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:54,079
right and like he's like he doesn't want

1020
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:56,480
to knock up a [ __ ] daughter and like

1021
00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:58,000
like wow we really

1022
00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:00,640
leaping

1023
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:02,240
like have you seen like those like memes

1024
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:04,079
where they're like

1025
00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:06,000
don't jump to conclusions and then it's

1026
00:37:04,079 --> 00:37:07,440
me jumping to conclusions and it's like

1027
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:10,000
someone like on one of those like

1028
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:12,400
three-story trampolines like this is

1029
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,599
what it feels like here he's like i was

1030
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,720
just worried about getting you pregnant

1031
00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:16,400
she's like i knew he wouldn't want to

1032
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:18,560
get a horse daughter pregnant and you're

1033
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:20,320
like i really don't think it had

1034
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:23,359
anything to do with your upbringing i

1035
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:25,680
just think like he didn't want to have

1036
00:37:23,359 --> 00:37:27,839
children that's more believable for how

1037
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:29,760
trauma works than just suddenly being

1038
00:37:27,839 --> 00:37:30,800
cool with a bj

1039
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,640
like

1040
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:34,560
that's more in line with how trauma

1041
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:36,079
works so at least she got something

1042
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:38,640
halfway bright

1043
00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:40,320
hey there's my puppies

1044
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,520
we'll get you right back to the show in

1045
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,040
just a moment

1046
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,880
but first

1047
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:46,320
do you like us

1048
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,680
maybe even

1049
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:50,960
love us

1050
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:52,000
cause we sure love you and if you do

1051
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,079
love us

1052
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,920
don't tease us

1053
00:37:54,079 --> 00:37:58,320
tell us in those ratings and reviews

1054
00:37:55,920 --> 00:38:00,960
wherever you're listening right now

1055
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:03,040
maybe even send us over to a special

1056
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:05,119
sexy someone that would enjoy getting

1057
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,880
smutty with us

1058
00:38:05,119 --> 00:38:07,839
because you know the first rule of smug

1059
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:10,960
club

1060
00:38:07,839 --> 00:38:12,000
is to talk about smut club

1061
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,920
all right

1062
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:17,960
i won't keep you any longer

1063
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,960
let's get back to the show

1064
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:24,400
[Music]

1065
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:26,240
so then

1066
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:29,520
so then she's like shutting down and

1067
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:31,280
evan's like what ha what is happening so

1068
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:33,760
he goes to his brothers

1069
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:35,280
right yep he goes to

1070
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,960
the brothers who have all had these

1071
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:39,680
books and so now they all think they're

1072
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:41,040
relationship experts and then he tells

1073
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:43,119
them what he said and all of his

1074
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,920
brothers are like wait you [ __ ] said

1075
00:38:43,119 --> 00:38:46,640
that

1076
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:49,040
you should start groveling like do you

1077
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:51,040
realize how that came off

1078
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:52,079
and he's like no and then he's like i

1079
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:54,480
just didn't

1080
00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:56,320
he's like well like dyslexia's genetic

1081
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:58,480
and so i didn't wanna i don't have

1082
00:38:56,320 --> 00:39:00,320
children because

1083
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:02,240
i don't want them to like relive my

1084
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:05,520
upbringing right i don't want to curse

1085
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:07,359
future generations right and so then

1086
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:09,440
his brothers are like yeah you

1087
00:39:07,359 --> 00:39:11,680
still need to like explain this to her

1088
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:13,200
or she's going to think it's about her

1089
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:15,760
so then

1090
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:17,520
randy while she's a teacher third grade

1091
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:19,680
is that did i make that third grade

1092
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:21,680
elementary age teacher yeah and then she

1093
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:23,680
volunteers at the community center doing

1094
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:26,720
tutoring for special needs yes for

1095
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:28,400
special needs kids and so she is at the

1096
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:30,640
community center in one of her tutoring

1097
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:32,480
sessions and then realizes like evan is

1098
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:34,240
leaning against the wall

1099
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,119
watching her and then he starts being

1100
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:37,200
like

1101
00:39:35,119 --> 00:39:39,280
it's gonna take him like four times

1102
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,960
longer for word recognition this much

1103
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,640
longer for this and then like starts

1104
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:44,720
telling randy all the stuff and she's

1105
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:47,839
like oh [ __ ] he knows all this because

1106
00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:49,839
he also has dyslexia but she's also like

1107
00:39:47,839 --> 00:39:52,800
i know that because i have a masters in

1108
00:39:49,839 --> 00:39:55,440
special needs education thank you

1109
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:58,240
you know that too honestly low-key

1110
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:59,599
remind like the mansplaining yeah

1111
00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:02,400
which like i get that it was like a

1112
00:39:59,599 --> 00:40:05,040
first-hand experience yeah um no that

1113
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:08,480
reminds me of when i had an ex-boyfriend

1114
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:09,760
trying um he had been diagnosed with

1115
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,760
anxiety

1116
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,520
and then was

1117
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:15,119
this is when i was working crisis and so

1118
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:16,640
i'd like work a 12-hour shift and then

1119
00:40:15,119 --> 00:40:18,560
at the end of the day and big how's your

1120
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:20,000
date and he's like horrible

1121
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,760
i'm like really

1122
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:24,480
because i had someone spit blood on me

1123
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:26,800
today so tell me how how horrible your

1124
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:28,640
day was i have to get tested for hiv for

1125
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:30,319
the next six weeks because for six

1126
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:32,960
months because you know

1127
00:40:30,319 --> 00:40:34,480
yes and then he was like i was just like

1128
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:36,160
i don't exactly remember what happened i

1129
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,280
remember he started trying to mansplain

1130
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,880
to me

1131
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:41,839
the connection between depression and

1132
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:45,359
anxiety and i was like i have a [ __ ]

1133
00:40:41,839 --> 00:40:49,280
degree in this i'm licensed in this

1134
00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:53,839
it's literally my [ __ ] job hey you 22

1135
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:53,839
year old college musician barista

1136
00:40:54,079 --> 00:40:59,760
i mean no judgment but also judgment but

1137
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:02,079
also everyone i dated when i was single

1138
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:04,000
so there is that no they weren't all in

1139
00:41:02,079 --> 00:41:06,640
college there were age

1140
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,079
there was an age there was an age

1141
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:10,560
but yes i just remember he really tried

1142
00:41:08,079 --> 00:41:12,560
to mansplain depression and anxiety to

1143
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:14,000
me and i'm like this is offensive on so

1144
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:16,240
many levels

1145
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,480
um and also i don't give a [ __ ] that you

1146
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:21,599
had a bad day because

1147
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:24,079
in maslow's hierarchy of needs

1148
00:41:21,599 --> 00:41:27,280
you're doing great kids yeah yeah my

1149
00:41:24,079 --> 00:41:28,720
empathy is gone get away from me right

1150
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:30,800
and that was also probably when i knew

1151
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:32,960
we shouldn't be dating

1152
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:36,880
i'm like i don't give a [ __ ] about your

1153
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:39,200
bad day and that's a bad sign

1154
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:41,280
it is yeah right yeah i'm like maybe we

1155
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:43,599
shouldn't be dating if i'm like i do not

1156
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,640
care that you had a bad day um all right

1157
00:41:43,599 --> 00:41:49,280
so

1158
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:51,680
going back to evan mansplaining dyslexia

1159
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:53,920
to someone with a degree in

1160
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:55,839
exceptional education

1161
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:58,640
and then randy's response is like well

1162
00:41:55,839 --> 00:41:59,920
i'll help you find your happiness yeah

1163
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,680
he's like that's why i didn't want to

1164
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:03,440
have i didn't want to get you pregnant

1165
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,240
and she's like what

1166
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,480
oh

1167
00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:08,480
well you you wouldn't be your dad you

1168
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:11,440
have so many resources this child would

1169
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,440
be so loved and

1170
00:42:12,079 --> 00:42:15,680
whatever sorry i don't i still just like

1171
00:42:14,079 --> 00:42:17,520
i don't give a [ __ ] about evan but we're

1172
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:19,280
here so then

1173
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:21,280
it's very much like your ex it feels

1174
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:23,520
like

1175
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:25,680
she's like i don't give a [ __ ] right

1176
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:28,960
you're not wrong um

1177
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:30,720
so then evan emails randy as her secret

1178
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:33,359
pen pal is like so what's your favorite

1179
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:35,440
flower like i'm like how this girl has

1180
00:42:33,359 --> 00:42:37,359
not pieced this together at this point

1181
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:39,440
is well because he was thinking i'm

1182
00:42:37,359 --> 00:42:40,960
gonna send her flowers to

1183
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,079
write whatever wrong i've committed but

1184
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:45,200
i don't know what kind of flower she

1185
00:42:42,079 --> 00:42:47,040
likes so i guess i'm [ __ ]

1186
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,560
well no i understand his motivations i

1187
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:50,960
just still think it's really obvious

1188
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:52,960
that he's the pen pal it is kind of yeah

1189
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:54,560
and she just like really has not put

1190
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,839
those pieces together but then it's like

1191
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,200
he asked

1192
00:42:55,839 --> 00:42:58,560
he asked her what her favorite flowers

1193
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,319
are and then he's like oh it's like how

1194
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,359
are things going with the guy and she's

1195
00:43:00,319 --> 00:43:03,839
like not knowing it's evan she's like

1196
00:43:01,359 --> 00:43:06,400
it's not that serious he's leaving town

1197
00:43:03,839 --> 00:43:08,480
like i'm just having fun we're like it

1198
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:10,640
is what it is and it's fun for now and

1199
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,520
but like evan like keeps fishing

1200
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,280
and

1201
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:15,119
but she's like he's leaving after this

1202
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:16,319
week so there's really nothing else

1203
00:43:15,119 --> 00:43:19,119
going on

1204
00:43:16,319 --> 00:43:22,880
and then we cut to another micah

1205
00:43:19,119 --> 00:43:26,079
and tessa scene which i'm like i

1206
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:27,520
yeah he goes to sullivan's steak and

1207
00:43:26,079 --> 00:43:30,400
seafood

1208
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:32,800
to eat and to just watch her

1209
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:35,200
be there i guess

1210
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:38,000
and is like i'm super into that and her

1211
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:40,160
brother liam who stood up randy on the

1212
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,599
date previously is like stay the [ __ ]

1213
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:44,000
away from my sister she's been through

1214
00:43:41,599 --> 00:43:45,920
enough she's handicapped and he's like

1215
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:48,000
she looks fine to me bro maybe you

1216
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:49,520
should simmer down

1217
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,040
but i'm also like

1218
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:52,640
if they're gonna get their own book i

1219
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:54,640
don't know why we keep

1220
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:56,480
did she not have enough for this book so

1221
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:59,200
she started throwing scenes in for the

1222
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,960
must be it must be because they do get

1223
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:03,920
their own book and i did read it and i

1224
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,920
regret it deeply

1225
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:08,640
every time i read another one of these

1226
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:10,720
i'm like i regret my choice they're like

1227
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:12,400
palette cleansers for me after i've read

1228
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:14,640
something really heavy i read another

1229
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:17,280
one of these [ __ ] videos that's how i

1230
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:19,040
read them too i'm like i'm like oh i

1231
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,720
just read a really good really

1232
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:24,160
thought-provoking book

1233
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:25,839
i should read some more js scott yeah

1234
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:28,720
it's like i just

1235
00:44:25,839 --> 00:44:30,400
had this incredible meal and now i need

1236
00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:32,720
a bonbon that i'm gonna forget that i

1237
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:36,480
ate in 10 minutes like that's what i

1238
00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:38,960
need and that's what these books are

1239
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:40,560
like they're just like not even in an

1240
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:43,280
entire dessert they're kind of like

1241
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:45,680
cotton candy yes it's exactly like

1242
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:47,440
cotton like they just disappear you're

1243
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:50,160
like that was fun

1244
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:51,119
but like that was very short-lived yep

1245
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:53,119
and there's a little bit of an

1246
00:44:51,119 --> 00:44:54,240
aftertaste and you're like yeah you

1247
00:44:53,119 --> 00:44:56,640
drink some water and you're good you

1248
00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:58,560
have a slight stomachache after and you

1249
00:44:56,640 --> 00:45:01,040
don't know why

1250
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:04,560
so all right randy's favorite flowers

1251
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:06,400
are calla lilies yes and then she goes

1252
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:09,040
to her

1253
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:10,240
foster mother's grave yes and foster

1254
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:13,760
father because they're they're both

1255
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:15,920
deceased at this point you are correct

1256
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:17,280
both of them are deceased both of their

1257
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:19,920
graves she goes

1258
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:21,839
and there are calla lilies on the grave

1259
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:23,599
with a thank you card attached she's

1260
00:45:21,839 --> 00:45:25,680
like who would be thanking them and like

1261
00:45:23,599 --> 00:45:28,000
leaving kel and like i'm like [ __ ] can

1262
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:29,040
you really like

1263
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,960
are you

1264
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:33,520
do you like do you have do you have

1265
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:35,760
dyslexia i mean i wasn't gonna make that

1266
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:38,480
joke i got to say are you teaching the

1267
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:40,960
third graders or are they teaching you

1268
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:43,520
well and like somebody shoveled the

1269
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:46,000
walkway to their gravesite and like

1270
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:48,079
cleared the snow and left a single calla

1271
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,760
lily with a thank you note

1272
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:52,079
right and then it's just this like

1273
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:53,520
poignant scene where like

1274
00:45:52,079 --> 00:45:54,960
randy

1275
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,640
is crying and it's like i think i can

1276
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:58,560
start healing again now and we're like

1277
00:45:56,640 --> 00:46:01,920
just like beatrice with her [ __ ]

1278
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:03,119
patchy tearstone predicted

1279
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:05,280
um

1280
00:46:03,119 --> 00:46:07,040
so then there's a family like evan like

1281
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:09,839
the sinclair siblings are all gathering

1282
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:12,000
evan's siblings are all hanging out and

1283
00:46:09,839 --> 00:46:14,880
everyone's noting like oh like

1284
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,599
evan's like chill and like seems happier

1285
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:18,079
and

1286
00:46:15,599 --> 00:46:19,359
is eating carbs

1287
00:46:18,079 --> 00:46:21,280
um

1288
00:46:19,359 --> 00:46:22,880
and randy is there

1289
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:26,079
yeah and randy's there and like talking

1290
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:28,400
to them about this progress and they're

1291
00:46:26,079 --> 00:46:29,599
like obviously you're in love with him

1292
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,040
and she's like

1293
00:46:29,599 --> 00:46:32,480
no

1294
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:35,040
right she keeps denying it and then they

1295
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:37,680
do like she in helping evan find his

1296
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:40,079
happiness they do some yoga together

1297
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:42,400
they try to do meditation meditation and

1298
00:46:40,079 --> 00:46:44,000
then she just like [ __ ] him and that's

1299
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,839
the message she's like no close your

1300
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:48,800
eyes and lay on your back and then she

1301
00:46:45,839 --> 00:46:50,000
just like hops on his dick

1302
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:52,560
and she's like

1303
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:55,440
take deep breaths he's like if this is

1304
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:57,119
what meditation is i'm into it

1305
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:58,319
right well i also just remember mid

1306
00:46:57,119 --> 00:47:01,520
meditation

1307
00:46:58,319 --> 00:47:04,720
evan started telling randy about like

1308
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:06,240
her childhood abuser being dead oh yeah

1309
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:09,119
i remember thought about it because evan

1310
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:11,119
was like i need a name to know who try

1311
00:47:09,119 --> 00:47:12,640
and forced you into sex acts when you

1312
00:47:11,119 --> 00:47:15,040
were in foster care

1313
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:16,800
um and so then he i'm like what were you

1314
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:19,359
gonna do evan were you gonna hire a hit

1315
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:21,500
man like so he would have done it

1316
00:47:19,359 --> 00:47:23,119
himself with his bare hands

1317
00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:25,680
[Laughter]

1318
00:47:23,119 --> 00:47:28,000
i'm a man could he order himself a plane

1319
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:30,160
ticket that's all i'm wondering i mean

1320
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:33,119
he has a private jet

1321
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:37,200
you're right yeah the dyslexia has no

1322
00:47:33,119 --> 00:47:39,520
impact on his flight status

1323
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:41,440
he has assistance for that

1324
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,720
yes the perks of being a millionaire

1325
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,559
billionaire

1326
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:46,079
not just a millionaire

1327
00:47:44,559 --> 00:47:47,520
because the last book in this series you

1328
00:47:46,079 --> 00:47:49,359
guys is

1329
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:52,160
only a millionaire just for the record

1330
00:47:49,359 --> 00:47:54,240
what the [ __ ] just for the record who

1331
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:57,119
fell out of the family will

1332
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:59,200
no that one's about liam

1333
00:47:57,119 --> 00:48:02,079
how is liam a millionaire don't worry

1334
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:04,559
about it he co-owns a restaurant in a

1335
00:48:02,079 --> 00:48:06,880
small town because he used to be a

1336
00:48:04,559 --> 00:48:08,400
stuntman in hollywood and developed all

1337
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:12,000
of these like

1338
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:14,880
i don't know what they are these like

1339
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,640
devices and things to make stunts safer

1340
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:20,920
for movies and so he's collecting

1341
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:20,920
royalties and made bank

1342
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:26,000
so

1343
00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:27,520
anyway yes don't ever besmirch the

1344
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:30,800
sinclair name

1345
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,800
by using the m word

1346
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:37,280
the m word millionaire um yes so

1347
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,880
mid-meditation evan is like i just want

1348
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:41,839
you to know i did some research and your

1349
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:43,760
childhood abuser is dead he did and so

1350
00:48:41,839 --> 00:48:46,079
then she's like okay lay on your back

1351
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:47,839
and we'll do some meditations

1352
00:48:46,079 --> 00:48:50,640
obviously the meditation we're trying is

1353
00:48:47,839 --> 00:48:53,040
not effective so let me try it

1354
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:54,000
with your dick inside me right i'm like

1355
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,680
that's

1356
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:58,160
that's not i mean if you're gonna do

1357
00:48:55,680 --> 00:49:00,400
like tantric yoga then do tantric yoga

1358
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:02,240
don't be weird all i'm saying is when i

1359
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:04,720
used to live in nashville i once led a

1360
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:06,480
meditation seminar at a local library

1361
00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:10,079
and i led them through several different

1362
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:13,920
types of meditation and let me tell you

1363
00:49:10,079 --> 00:49:15,280
this was not one we did at the library

1364
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:17,280
at no point i was like all right lay on

1365
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:19,280
your back take out your dick and for the

1366
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:22,480
record in case it hasn't been made

1367
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:24,800
obvious by all of our previous episodes

1368
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:27,760
we're very kink affirming

1369
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:31,200
right there's no shaming here like none

1370
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:33,839
like live your truth it is entirely okay

1371
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:37,040
i also didn't want to get arrested

1372
00:49:33,839 --> 00:49:38,480
um at the public library also my husband

1373
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,920
was not in attendance and i feel like

1374
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:41,920
there would have been a lot of questions

1375
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:43,440
if i let a meditation

1376
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:46,160
hour at the library can i get a

1377
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,160
volunteer

1378
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:51,520
and he's like i'm like hey honey i got

1379
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:54,160
arrested because apparently the type of

1380
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:56,960
meditation we did at the library was

1381
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:59,119
too progressive

1382
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:01,839
um right so

1383
00:49:59,119 --> 00:50:04,000
there's meditation sex and then

1384
00:50:01,839 --> 00:50:05,280
what happens after that like i don't

1385
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,520
really feel like there was much plot

1386
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:09,680
there there's none it's just like and

1387
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:11,680
then we disclosed we were abused and

1388
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:13,599
then we [ __ ] and then we go to a party

1389
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:16,319
and then we [ __ ] and then we well and

1390
00:50:13,599 --> 00:50:18,480
then oh that's what happened um evan as

1391
00:50:16,319 --> 00:50:20,960
pen pal evan

1392
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:23,040
randy still does not know that evan is

1393
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:24,800
her pen pal because he is a mystery

1394
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:27,440
piece of [ __ ]

1395
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:29,200
and also she has no deductive reasoning

1396
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:32,559
skills honestly it's on both of them at

1397
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:33,599
this point um but he like pen pal evan

1398
00:50:32,559 --> 00:50:34,880
emails her and is like oh it's like

1399
00:50:33,599 --> 00:50:36,400
how's it going with your like new guy

1400
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:38,000
like did you change your mind about like

1401
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:40,480
if it could be more

1402
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,599
and then she says like i could never

1403
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,440
love

1404
00:50:41,599 --> 00:50:44,559
um i could never fall in love with a man

1405
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,520
like him

1406
00:50:44,559 --> 00:50:46,800
um

1407
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,640
but then like as soon as she sends the

1408
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,319
email she's like i was lying to myself

1409
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:52,240
because i'm already in love with a man

1410
00:50:50,319 --> 00:50:54,079
like him but then obviously like evan is

1411
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:56,880
gonna be salty about that he goes into a

1412
00:50:54,079 --> 00:50:59,200
full tail spin about it so they

1413
00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:01,119
previously the um

1414
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:03,200
the party the ball that hope was

1415
00:51:01,119 --> 00:51:05,839
throwing had to be postponed because of

1416
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:09,040
the storm so it's finally the day of the

1417
00:51:05,839 --> 00:51:14,000
ball is that what happened yeah

1418
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:15,599
i could not bring myself you had notes

1419
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,040
i took note of the things i thought were

1420
00:51:15,599 --> 00:51:18,720
important and that's why i wrote down

1421
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:21,520
meditation sex

1422
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:24,400
i did not write down priorities the ball

1423
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:25,920
was delayed due to the blizzard

1424
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:29,359
priorities

1425
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:31,520
so then anyway

1426
00:51:29,359 --> 00:51:35,359
they're getting ready they go

1427
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:37,119
um oh stoke's the driver

1428
00:51:35,359 --> 00:51:38,800
so they get into

1429
00:51:37,119 --> 00:51:40,559
the evans

1430
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:42,559
bentley or

1431
00:51:40,559 --> 00:51:44,800
rolls or whatever the [ __ ] he's driving

1432
00:51:42,559 --> 00:51:46,319
or not driving he has a driver

1433
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:48,400
and um

1434
00:51:46,319 --> 00:51:50,720
randy's like what's your driver's first

1435
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:52,559
name and he's like i don't know

1436
00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:54,240
she's like is he a new employee and he's

1437
00:51:52,559 --> 00:51:57,040
like no he's been with me for years and

1438
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:59,520
she's like are you serious right now and

1439
00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:02,319
so she finds out the man's name is jerry

1440
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:04,319
he is very advanced in age he has six

1441
00:52:02,319 --> 00:52:05,920
children and three grandchildren i just

1442
00:52:04,319 --> 00:52:08,400
made that [ __ ] up i don't know i think

1443
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:11,520
it was the opposite i think he had three

1444
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:13,599
children and six grandchildren and like

1445
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:16,559
two great grandchildren

1446
00:52:13,599 --> 00:52:18,160
i don't know i did not take notes

1447
00:52:16,559 --> 00:52:20,880
well apparently i didn't take notes on

1448
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:23,760
the right things

1449
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:27,200
that's why we do joint reviews

1450
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:28,640
because they work obviously so

1451
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:30,559
she finds out all this personal

1452
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:33,119
information about him

1453
00:52:30,559 --> 00:52:35,520
and finds out that like his daughter was

1454
00:52:33,119 --> 00:52:37,200
sick and evan giving him a job like

1455
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:39,520
saved his daughter's life and he's like

1456
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:42,000
i'm gonna drive for him until i can't

1457
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:43,839
drive anymore and evan's like wow i'm a

1458
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,680
dick i can't believe that randy found

1459
00:52:43,839 --> 00:52:48,559
out this information

1460
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:50,319
that quickly oh we've left out that at

1461
00:52:48,559 --> 00:52:53,680
some point

1462
00:52:50,319 --> 00:52:55,839
randy explains to evan that only her

1463
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:57,520
mother ever called her miranda and it's

1464
00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:59,280
very like

1465
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:01,200
it's a trauma trigger for people to call

1466
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:03,040
her miranda and he's like son of a [ __ ]

1467
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:07,040
i will never call her miranda i

1468
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:09,119
literally do not remember this happening

1469
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:11,359
i don't remember when it happened i just

1470
00:53:09,119 --> 00:53:13,520
remember that happening because i was

1471
00:53:11,359 --> 00:53:16,559
like also i just don't like it when

1472
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:18,640
people don't use the names that

1473
00:53:16,559 --> 00:53:20,640
they request to be called like why are

1474
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:23,200
you going to do that i don't like she's

1475
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:24,880
like i go by randy and he's like i'm

1476
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:27,599
calling you miranda she's like it'd be a

1477
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:29,440
lot cooler if you didn't and he's like

1478
00:53:27,599 --> 00:53:32,079
i don't give a [ __ ] because i'm a

1479
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:34,079
caveman yeah he's like maybe you'll like

1480
00:53:32,079 --> 00:53:38,559
it when i'm moaning it when i make you

1481
00:53:34,079 --> 00:53:38,559
come and she's like probably not

1482
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:42,480
generous offer

1483
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:44,559
still gonna pass on being called miranda

1484
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:46,640
still a no for me thanks

1485
00:53:44,559 --> 00:53:48,319
so

1486
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,520
they go to

1487
00:53:48,319 --> 00:53:52,000
the ball

1488
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:54,800
yeah they get to the ball and then

1489
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:57,680
i'm not sure where evan went but liam

1490
00:53:54,800 --> 00:54:01,920
asks randy to dance yeah he just didn't

1491
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:04,480
ask her and he also doesn't drink ever

1492
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:07,359
but decides tonight's the night after he

1493
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:09,359
sees her dancing with liam yes and he's

1494
00:54:07,359 --> 00:54:11,680
like she smiled at him

1495
00:54:09,359 --> 00:54:13,280
like like goes full [ __ ] caveman at

1496
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:14,880
no point like i'm like hey you could

1497
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,920
have just walked up and been like may i

1498
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:18,319
cut in

1499
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:20,640
but instead like his brothers are like

1500
00:54:18,319 --> 00:54:22,960
holding him back because he's like fight

1501
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:24,960
me bro she's mine i can't believe anyone

1502
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:27,040
would encroach on my territory grabbing

1503
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:29,599
his lapels and like shoving him and

1504
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:31,920
liam's like bro

1505
00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:34,079
dude what is happening

1506
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:36,799
like i just was trying to

1507
00:54:34,079 --> 00:54:39,280
apologize for standing her up can you

1508
00:54:36,799 --> 00:54:41,280
not be who you are right now

1509
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:42,799
right like it was there was nothing like

1510
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:45,280
sexual

1511
00:54:42,799 --> 00:54:47,119
happening but her dress was low-cut in

1512
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:49,200
the back and his hand was on her bare

1513
00:54:47,119 --> 00:54:50,880
skin or something i don't know um i

1514
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:53,200
don't know if that's true but it feels

1515
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:54,480
right that i said it i agree it does

1516
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:57,200
feel right that you said it because i

1517
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:59,119
think in my head there's like a 70

1518
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:02,480
chance that that's what happened because

1519
00:54:59,119 --> 00:55:05,119
i really just didn't care

1520
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:07,119
and then like randy and evan leave the

1521
00:55:05,119 --> 00:55:08,880
main room and go to a bathroom for a

1522
00:55:07,119 --> 00:55:10,559
confrontation and because one of the

1523
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:12,079
brothers is like randy you need to get

1524
00:55:10,559 --> 00:55:13,200
him out of here and calm him down and

1525
00:55:12,079 --> 00:55:15,280
she's like

1526
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:17,359
bet on it and then she takes him and

1527
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:18,559
[ __ ] him in the bathroom well and i i

1528
00:55:17,359 --> 00:55:19,440
don't really remember what happened i

1529
00:55:18,559 --> 00:55:21,760
just remember there being really

1530
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:24,160
dramatic like we can't have forever but

1531
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:26,160
we can have tonight

1532
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:28,319
so i'm like so so [ __ ] me in the

1533
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:31,599
community center bathroom is that what

1534
00:55:28,319 --> 00:55:33,920
we're going with the peak of romance

1535
00:55:31,599 --> 00:55:35,599
so well my husband's birthday is next

1536
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:37,680
month and i was taking some time off

1537
00:55:35,599 --> 00:55:39,599
work so instead of planning a trip

1538
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:42,400
somewhere i'm just going to find our

1539
00:55:39,599 --> 00:55:45,200
nearest community center bathroom if

1540
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:47,040
that's the peak of romance noted

1541
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:50,079
obviously my husband's birthday just

1542
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:52,880
passed and i did it wrong so

1543
00:55:50,079 --> 00:55:54,720
our anniversary however is coming up we

1544
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:57,119
were gonna take a trip and go see

1545
00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:59,599
slipknot in concert but

1546
00:55:57,119 --> 00:56:01,200
i will cancel that immediately as you

1547
00:55:59,599 --> 00:56:03,119
should this is also far more

1548
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:05,200
economically priced because community

1549
00:56:03,119 --> 00:56:07,119
centers have to be open to the map so

1550
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:09,200
accurate instead of going out of state

1551
00:56:07,119 --> 00:56:10,720
for a slipknot context also another

1552
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:12,559
thing i just want to mention oh god

1553
00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:13,920
because yeah no that's how i feel about

1554
00:56:12,559 --> 00:56:16,880
everything in this book i'm like oh

1555
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:19,839
[ __ ] another thing to mention

1556
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:22,400
she's like wearing her dress and then in

1557
00:56:19,839 --> 00:56:24,559
the bathroom [ __ ] she's like has her

1558
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:25,599
silk stockings and her garter belt and

1559
00:56:24,559 --> 00:56:26,960
i'm like

1560
00:56:25,599 --> 00:56:28,160
are garter belts just real i know we've

1561
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:29,520
talked about this before but are garter

1562
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:32,000
belts just way more common than i'm

1563
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:34,240
realizing because like there's a peak of

1564
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:36,079
sex appeal and i've never

1565
00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:37,359
i have never personally worn a garter

1566
00:56:36,079 --> 00:56:38,400
belt

1567
00:56:37,359 --> 00:56:40,880
never

1568
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:44,160
and yet they're acting like you can pick

1569
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:46,480
them up in a five pack at walmart

1570
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:49,440
i've never looked

1571
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:51,359
you're like maybe you could i mean

1572
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:53,359
i can neither confirm nor deny i've

1573
00:56:51,359 --> 00:56:56,400
never worn one but i've also never

1574
00:56:53,359 --> 00:56:58,880
looked to purchase one i've never tried

1575
00:56:56,400 --> 00:57:00,000
no i'm not disputing they can be sexy

1576
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:02,240
sure

1577
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,200
maybe i am in some situation i mean like

1578
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:05,040
but

1579
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:06,880
you really think about it it's like it's

1580
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:08,799
just a weird band that goes around your

1581
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:11,599
waist like why

1582
00:57:08,799 --> 00:57:14,079
yeah and i have i have a weird weirdly

1583
00:57:11,599 --> 00:57:16,720
proportioned tips for that so i don't

1584
00:57:14,079 --> 00:57:19,760
think i'll ever wear one but that's a

1585
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:22,480
story for another time noted well okay

1586
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:25,599
so then during this like garter belt

1587
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:28,400
silk stocking community center bathroom

1588
00:57:25,599 --> 00:57:29,520
sex well he [ __ ] her from behind so

1589
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,960
they can look at each other in the

1590
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:32,319
mirror

1591
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:34,240
as as

1592
00:57:32,319 --> 00:57:35,839
true love takes place we do need to make

1593
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:39,280
note for your anniversary my husband's

1594
00:57:35,839 --> 00:57:42,720
birthday um but then she like she says i

1595
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:44,559
like she like tells him i love you like

1596
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:47,359
while she's coming she like screams i

1597
00:57:44,559 --> 00:57:49,599
love you right which i'm also like this

1598
00:57:47,359 --> 00:57:51,119
community center is full of people for a

1599
00:57:49,599 --> 00:57:53,760
[ __ ] party

1600
00:57:51,119 --> 00:57:56,079
and nobody hears the [ __ ] fest well

1601
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:58,720
grady paid a lot of money to renovate it

1602
00:57:56,079 --> 00:58:00,240
so i imagine there was sound proofing

1603
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:02,000
obviously that would be the first

1604
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:03,200
because a billionaire came in and

1605
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:06,000
soundproofed the community center

1606
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:08,960
bathrooms so him and his siblings could

1607
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:11,440
bone in there top priority yes exactly

1608
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:13,920
so she's like as she's orgasming she's

1609
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:15,599
like screaming her love for him and then

1610
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:17,599
he's straight up like well then how come

1611
00:58:15,599 --> 00:58:20,240
you said you could never love a man like

1612
00:58:17,599 --> 00:58:22,000
me and she's like i never

1613
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:24,640
said that she's like what the [ __ ] are

1614
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:28,319
you talking about and then she's like oh

1615
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:29,200
what you're my pen pal son of a [ __ ]

1616
00:58:28,319 --> 00:58:31,359
what

1617
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:33,359
and then she gets upset and is because

1618
00:58:31,359 --> 00:58:34,480
he's like well how could you say that

1619
00:58:33,359 --> 00:58:36,000
and like how could you say could never

1620
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:37,599
love a man like me and then she's like

1621
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,839
because how could i love a man that

1622
00:58:37,599 --> 00:58:42,079
doesn't exist

1623
00:58:39,839 --> 00:58:44,480
which is just the dumbest thing ever and

1624
00:58:42,079 --> 00:58:46,799
she was like she didn't say she's like i

1625
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:48,480
didn't say i didn't love a man like you

1626
00:58:46,799 --> 00:58:50,799
i said that i couldn't because you're

1627
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:53,440
leaving you're going to leave me and

1628
00:58:50,799 --> 00:58:54,400
you're a billionaire and i'm a [ __ ]

1629
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:56,960
daughter

1630
00:58:54,400 --> 00:59:00,240
and there is clearly never a future for

1631
00:58:56,960 --> 00:59:02,319
us so all i can think about when

1632
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:03,359
the it's like the [ __ ] daughter

1633
00:59:02,319 --> 00:59:05,119
whatever

1634
00:59:03,359 --> 00:59:09,040
is the

1635
00:59:05,119 --> 00:59:11,680
store the junk man because there is a a

1636
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:13,920
franchise called the junk man's daughter

1637
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:16,160
in five points in atlanta

1638
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:17,920
and i used to love it there i used to go

1639
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:19,920
there all the time so every time she's

1640
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:22,240
like the [ __ ] daughter i'm like the

1641
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:24,160
junk man's daughter and that's not it

1642
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:26,000
doesn't make sense but neither does the

1643
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:28,000
book so

1644
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:30,640
you're like so it's on brand

1645
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:34,319
so it tracks so

1646
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:38,319
randy leaves she runs out disheveled

1647
00:59:34,319 --> 00:59:40,240
disheveled and stokes the driver

1648
00:59:38,319 --> 00:59:42,319
is like i'll take you home and she's

1649
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:44,640
like no evan's gonna need a ride and

1650
00:59:42,319 --> 00:59:47,040
he's like yeah evan can wait for once in

1651
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:49,440
his life you're a sobbing disheveled

1652
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:51,920
woman not really sure the status of her

1653
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:54,640
attire at this point it's not great no

1654
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:56,160
and so he drinks she's crying obviously

1655
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:58,640
her makeup is [ __ ] her hair is

1656
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:59,870
probably all messed up because evan is

1657
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:02,720
not a gentle lover

1658
00:59:59,870 --> 01:00:05,920
[Laughter]

1659
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:07,359
he's not he's not um so then evan goes

1660
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:09,760
to the bar

1661
01:00:07,359 --> 01:00:11,520
with his cousins

1662
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:14,799
with micah

1663
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:15,760
and the other one julian yes yes yes yes

1664
01:00:14,799 --> 01:00:18,160
and so

1665
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:19,599
okay and i know they have future books

1666
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:21,130
micah

1667
01:00:19,599 --> 01:00:22,240
makes like high-end

1668
01:00:21,130 --> 01:00:24,880
[Music]

1669
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:26,319
extreme extreme sports equipment and

1670
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:29,520
then julian

1671
01:00:26,319 --> 01:00:31,119
is a famous actor he's a movie star yes

1672
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:32,960
he's a movie star

1673
01:00:31,119 --> 01:00:35,119
so there at the bar evan is drinking

1674
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:37,280
basically for the first time in his life

1675
01:00:35,119 --> 01:00:40,400
and spills his guts to his cousins about

1676
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:43,680
this meanwhile julian is antagonizing

1677
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:47,119
their waitress

1678
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:47,920
basically who is kristen

1679
01:00:47,119 --> 01:00:49,839
who

1680
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:53,200
is sarah

1681
01:00:49,839 --> 01:00:54,839
dr sarah from no ordinary billionaire

1682
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:57,359
she's also her

1683
01:00:54,839 --> 01:01:00,799
secretary yeah and best friend and best

1684
01:00:57,359 --> 01:01:04,160
friend who broke her foot in

1685
01:01:00,799 --> 01:01:06,559
the second book which is how mara became

1686
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:08,400
a bridesmaid and sarah's wedding because

1687
01:01:06,559 --> 01:01:10,000
this is the only town i've ever seen

1688
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:12,160
where someone's like i broke my foot i

1689
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:14,799
can't be in your wedding so i found

1690
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:16,799
another bridesmaid for you i'm like

1691
01:01:14,799 --> 01:01:19,599
no if i were a bride and someone was

1692
01:01:16,799 --> 01:01:21,920
like i found a bridesmaid for you that

1693
01:01:19,599 --> 01:01:23,520
you don't know

1694
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:25,280
that's weird

1695
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:28,480
that does remind me

1696
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:30,079
once i was in a wedding for one of my

1697
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:31,040
really really good friends from graduate

1698
01:01:30,079 --> 01:01:33,359
school

1699
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:35,040
and she was super stressed because her

1700
01:01:33,359 --> 01:01:37,119
husband's family

1701
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:39,680
was a lot they're like they were a lot

1702
01:01:37,119 --> 01:01:42,559
to deal with um and her family was very

1703
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:44,799
well to do had a ton of money um they're

1704
01:01:42,559 --> 01:01:47,440
from turkey like very

1705
01:01:44,799 --> 01:01:49,839
very different people meanwhile his dad

1706
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:51,680
was a baptist preacher oh wow from

1707
01:01:49,839 --> 01:01:54,240
florida a lot of culture clashes

1708
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:56,960
happening so much happening and so she

1709
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:58,640
had selected like three of us to be

1710
01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:59,680
bridesmaids you know four of us or

1711
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:02,319
whatever

1712
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:04,240
and then his sisters were like

1713
01:02:02,319 --> 01:02:05,520
we're gonna be bridesmaids too right and

1714
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:06,150
she was like

1715
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:08,480
yes

1716
01:02:06,150 --> 01:02:11,839
[Laughter]

1717
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:14,480
so that's how his sister pumpkin came to

1718
01:02:11,839 --> 01:02:17,440
be in the wedding

1719
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:19,119
her is that her gifted name i do not

1720
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:22,400
believe that was her given christian

1721
01:02:19,119 --> 01:02:24,480
name i never learned the real one

1722
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:28,160
and we got super smashed in key west

1723
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:30,799
together i never learned her real name

1724
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:34,000
i got smashed in key west with a

1725
01:02:30,799 --> 01:02:36,160
bridesmaid named pumpkin who inserted

1726
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:38,079
herself into the wedding party is the

1727
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:39,839
most florida [ __ ]

1728
01:02:38,079 --> 01:02:41,680
i've ever heard

1729
01:02:39,839 --> 01:02:43,440
and i don't remember the other sister's

1730
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:46,079
name but it was something like pookie or

1731
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:50,240
something stop i'm serious i don't

1732
01:02:46,079 --> 01:02:51,440
remember but it wasn't it wasn't great

1733
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:53,920
it doesn't

1734
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:57,119
sound like it was right yeah i don't

1735
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:59,280
know i had an old roommate who

1736
01:02:57,119 --> 01:03:01,280
i was not in her wedding which i was

1737
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:03,280
entirely okay with but she had 10

1738
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:05,119
bridesmaids and one of her bridesmaids

1739
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:06,559
oh i knew a girl who had 18 bridesmaids

1740
01:03:05,119 --> 01:03:08,799
it's too many

1741
01:03:06,559 --> 01:03:09,920
yeah i don't even like 18 people truly i

1742
01:03:08,799 --> 01:03:11,200
do not

1743
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:12,319
but

1744
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:14,000
um

1745
01:03:12,319 --> 01:03:15,680
i forget which one i was going to tell a

1746
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,559
story about because they both have great

1747
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:18,640
stories

1748
01:03:16,559 --> 01:03:19,760
the one with ten they both honestly have

1749
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:21,680
great stories from both of these

1750
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:23,680
weddings but the one with ten one of the

1751
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:26,000
bridesmaids was like

1752
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:27,920
if i'm not in your wedding i'm not

1753
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:29,920
attending your wedding

1754
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:31,599
and in my head i'm like damn don't let

1755
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:34,799
the horde

1756
01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:34,799
don't let the [ __ ]

1757
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:41,520
where was that going

1758
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:44,160
somebody help me

1759
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:47,359
don't let the door

1760
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:49,520
hit you on the way out was where i was

1761
01:03:47,359 --> 01:03:52,240
we haven't had enough to drink for that

1762
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:54,079
we really haven't this is like i've had

1763
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:55,760
one glass of wine over the course of

1764
01:03:54,079 --> 01:03:58,319
like an hour and a half there's zero

1765
01:03:55,760 --> 01:04:01,440
reason this is just who i am as a human

1766
01:03:58,319 --> 01:04:03,520
which is kind of worse it is kind of um

1767
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:04,720
or better but yes but she like

1768
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:05,920
legitimately had a bridesmaid that was

1769
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:07,599
like if i'm not in your wedding i won't

1770
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:08,880
be attending it and she was like well i

1771
01:04:07,599 --> 01:04:10,079
guess you're in my wedding then and am i

1772
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:11,680
i'm like [ __ ]

1773
01:04:10,079 --> 01:04:13,440
you are not going to be at my wedding at

1774
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:15,440
all then and i'm entirely okay with that

1775
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:16,799
yeah i didn't have any bridesmaids i

1776
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:18,240
didn't even want to invite my parents to

1777
01:04:16,799 --> 01:04:19,680
my wedding

1778
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:21,440
but my husband

1779
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:24,079
is

1780
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:26,720
softer than me and he was like well i

1781
01:04:24,079 --> 01:04:29,280
really want my my grandma to be there

1782
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:31,359
and if my grandma's there then obviously

1783
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:33,599
i was like this is give a moose a muffin

1784
01:04:31,359 --> 01:04:35,359
he's like if we invite my grandparents

1785
01:04:33,599 --> 01:04:37,039
then we have to invite my parents if we

1786
01:04:35,359 --> 01:04:40,559
invite my parents we have to invite your

1787
01:04:37,039 --> 01:04:42,160
parents i was like oh my god i literally

1788
01:04:40,559 --> 01:04:44,160
just wanted to go to the courthouse i

1789
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:47,039
did not want to do this

1790
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:49,200
but in our county that is very fast

1791
01:04:47,039 --> 01:04:51,680
backwards they did not do courthouse

1792
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:54,480
weddings what yeah because they didn't

1793
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:57,440
want to be forced to marry same-sex

1794
01:04:54,480 --> 01:05:00,160
couples so they just stopped doing all

1795
01:04:57,440 --> 01:05:03,760
marriage ceremonies of any kind

1796
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:05,839
oh my god yeah so we had a friend

1797
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:08,319
perform the ceremony on a dock on the

1798
01:05:05,839 --> 01:05:10,960
chattahoochee with our parents there and

1799
01:05:08,319 --> 01:05:12,799
matt's grandparents and my sister

1800
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:14,960
one of my sisters

1801
01:05:12,799 --> 01:05:17,440
i had two bridesmaids

1802
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:18,880
that feels like a good number

1803
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:22,720
my sister

1804
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:25,520
and my best friend of 20 years well i

1805
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:27,760
was i was a [ __ ] like straight up like

1806
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:29,520
i'm not even gonna lie so a couple of my

1807
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:31,920
friends were like let us decorate the

1808
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:33,839
doc because i was like i legitimately

1809
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:35,680
don't care i just want to sign the

1810
01:05:33,839 --> 01:05:36,400
marriage license like i don't i don't

1811
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:38,079
care

1812
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:39,760
that's just not who i am

1813
01:05:38,079 --> 01:05:41,280
and they were like let us decorate i was

1814
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:42,559
like you can come and decorate but you

1815
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:44,400
can't stay

1816
01:05:42,559 --> 01:05:46,400
for the ceremony

1817
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:48,400
like i don't hold that boundary i

1818
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:50,720
literally didn't invite anybody else

1819
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:53,440
like you guys can't stay thank you

1820
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:54,640
though and then after

1821
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,839
everybody was like well what are we

1822
01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:57,119
gonna do now i was like i don't know

1823
01:05:55,839 --> 01:06:00,480
what you guys are doing but matt and i

1824
01:05:57,119 --> 01:06:00,480
are going to dinner thanks bye

1825
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:03,960
so

1826
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:09,680
i love this story i was like i don't

1827
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:11,839
know i really appreciate that like

1828
01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:14,160
we have several friends who have gotten

1829
01:06:11,839 --> 01:06:16,079
engaged since since we got married and

1830
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:17,599
whenever they're like what's what advice

1831
01:06:16,079 --> 01:06:18,799
would would you give and all those

1832
01:06:17,599 --> 01:06:20,640
things i'm like

1833
01:06:18,799 --> 01:06:23,599
it's a day about you

1834
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:25,280
but inadvertently it becomes a day about

1835
01:06:23,599 --> 01:06:27,039
all of your friends and family trying to

1836
01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:28,640
love you really well and how they want

1837
01:06:27,039 --> 01:06:30,319
to be loved and then it inadvertently

1838
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:32,160
becomes about them yeah even though all

1839
01:06:30,319 --> 01:06:34,000
they're trying to do is love you

1840
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:36,720
terrible so

1841
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:38,640
my mother was like so we can't invite

1842
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:41,039
anybody and i was like if you want to

1843
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:43,359
throw a party mom you can throw a party

1844
01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:44,720
and you can tell me when to show up but

1845
01:06:43,359 --> 01:06:47,440
i'm not paying for it and i'm not

1846
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:49,359
planning it and i'm not doing it so

1847
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:51,920
she did that six months later they had a

1848
01:06:49,359 --> 01:06:52,799
huge party oh and i was like this is

1849
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:55,920
nice

1850
01:06:52,799 --> 01:06:58,799
and weird was it people you like

1851
01:06:55,920 --> 01:07:01,760
some of them oh that's you know

1852
01:06:58,799 --> 01:07:03,520
better than zero of them some of them

1853
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:07,280
but i was like okay

1854
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:10,000
then all right now so our our trick for

1855
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:11,520
our wedding was that we got married

1856
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:14,319
at a vineyard five minutes from my

1857
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:15,280
parents house nice and my parents live

1858
01:07:14,319 --> 01:07:17,039
in

1859
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:19,359
the middle of nowhere in the mountains

1860
01:07:17,039 --> 01:07:20,720
in a town that doesn't have a stoplight

1861
01:07:19,359 --> 01:07:23,599
and

1862
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:25,359
it but it's it's so stunning they live

1863
01:07:23,599 --> 01:07:27,839
on a lake in the mountains like off the

1864
01:07:25,359 --> 01:07:29,920
appalachian trail absolutely beautiful

1865
01:07:27,839 --> 01:07:32,559
um but it is

1866
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:33,920
not a place you get to by accident right

1867
01:07:32,559 --> 01:07:36,079
and so it was very much one of those

1868
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:39,520
weddings that like we'd love for you to

1869
01:07:36,079 --> 01:07:41,760
make it and we have zero expectation

1870
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:44,000
that you are going to show up when the

1871
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:47,440
nearest airport is like almost a

1872
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:49,200
two-hour drive away right so we had a

1873
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:51,359
lot of no's

1874
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:53,280
for that reason and while i was very sad

1875
01:07:51,359 --> 01:07:55,839
they couldn't make it i also wasn't was

1876
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:57,359
not sad they couldn't make it um anyway

1877
01:07:55,839 --> 01:08:00,400
so i don't know how we do so all this to

1878
01:07:57,359 --> 01:08:01,440
say evan and randy

1879
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:02,319
and

1880
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:04,720
um

1881
01:08:02,319 --> 01:08:06,880
so where had oh so

1882
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:08,400
evan is getting trashed for the first

1883
01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:11,680
time in his life

1884
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:13,200
with his cousins the movie star and the

1885
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:14,640
extreme

1886
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:17,440
outdoor

1887
01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:18,560
equipment maker

1888
01:08:17,440 --> 01:08:20,799
and

1889
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:24,640
he tells them everything and they're

1890
01:08:20,799 --> 01:08:26,560
like bro what the [ __ ] are you serious

1891
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:29,040
you've been sleeping with her all this

1892
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:31,199
time and you knew who she was and you

1893
01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:32,799
didn't say anything well and also we did

1894
01:08:31,199 --> 01:08:34,960
forget to mention a while back there was

1895
01:08:32,799 --> 01:08:37,759
another cutaway scene like right before

1896
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:39,679
the ball started tamara and jared from

1897
01:08:37,759 --> 01:08:41,920
the last book oh they're talking about

1898
01:08:39,679 --> 01:08:43,759
how like all of the siblings knew about

1899
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:46,000
the pen pal situation so like everyone

1900
01:08:43,759 --> 01:08:46,799
at that point was under the impression

1901
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:49,920
that

1902
01:08:46,799 --> 01:08:51,279
randy already knew and i'm like man i'd

1903
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:53,440
feel

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01:08:51,279 --> 01:08:55,679
real dumb if i were randy and found out

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01:08:53,440 --> 01:08:58,960
that everyone else knew about this super

1906
01:08:55,679 --> 01:09:02,480
betrayed yeah yes i'm like no

1907
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:02,480
you should be pissed about this

1908
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:05,279
so

1909
01:09:03,679 --> 01:09:08,400
randy

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01:09:05,279 --> 01:09:10,640
it's like the next day i guess

1911
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:12,480
and randy is like i'm not gonna check my

1912
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:14,239
email i'm not gonna check my email i'm

1913
01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:16,000
not gonna check my email

1914
01:09:14,239 --> 01:09:17,520
and then she checks her email and she

1915
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,040
has a

1916
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:21,600
message from evan that's like have you

1917
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:24,480
ever done something really stupid

1918
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:26,560
she's like not really no

1919
01:09:24,480 --> 01:09:27,839
not like your dumb ass ass

1920
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:29,440
she's like

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01:09:27,839 --> 01:09:31,920
no

1922
01:09:29,440 --> 01:09:34,799
and he's like well i have

1923
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:38,480
and so they do this exchange and then

1924
01:09:34,799 --> 01:09:40,799
she's crying and then evan is behind her

1925
01:09:38,480 --> 01:09:42,640
somehow yeah in her house

1926
01:09:40,799 --> 01:09:44,880
not his house because the storm has

1927
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:47,679
passed she is back in her own house now

1928
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:50,560
yep yep and evan's just there and he's

1929
01:09:47,679 --> 01:09:52,400
like you should probably marry me

1930
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:53,520
and then she's like okay

1931
01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:54,880
like

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01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:57,199
and then that's really the end of the

1933
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:57,199
book

1934
01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:01,360
man i hated that book

1935
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:03,760
so much

1936
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:06,159
like all right what's our what's our

1937
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:08,480
rating scale for this book did we do jam

1938
01:10:06,159 --> 01:10:10,640
for mara's books and she meet was the

1939
01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:13,840
jam maker i don't remember our rating

1940
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:14,880
skill for that one i don't know um

1941
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:16,880
i

1942
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:20,480
how many calla lilies that's all i can

1943
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:22,239
think how many like one dead one that's

1944
01:10:20,480 --> 01:10:24,080
been on the grave for a while and we

1945
01:10:22,239 --> 01:10:26,159
left out that he was apparently going

1946
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:28,560
back every single day to leave a calla

1947
01:10:26,159 --> 01:10:30,239
lily for her

1948
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:32,159
dead parents do we really think he was

1949
01:10:30,239 --> 01:10:34,719
doing it or do we think he was paying he

1950
01:10:32,159 --> 01:10:36,159
probably had an assistant do it and

1951
01:10:34,719 --> 01:10:38,400
she's like why did you do that and he

1952
01:10:36,159 --> 01:10:40,159
was like i was thanking them for being

1953
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:42,800
there for you and saving you when i

1954
01:10:40,159 --> 01:10:44,800
couldn't and she's like

1955
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:46,080
you didn't [ __ ] know her that i

1956
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:48,080
didn't know i'm

1957
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:50,320
misplacement like that don't make no

1958
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:54,960
sense like

1959
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:54,960
i guess this was no it wasn't sweet he

1960
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:59,520
like you tried to get there and you

1961
01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:02,080
couldn't no like i'm like the entire

1962
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:03,360
book you were manipulating this girl and

1963
01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:07,440
you knew

1964
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:09,760
and i have very little respect for you

1965
01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:11,520
but i'm also like i also have i don't

1966
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:12,800
really have much respect for randy

1967
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:14,960
because

1968
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:16,719
just like the other girls in these books

1969
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:19,280
these dudes are like

1970
01:11:16,719 --> 01:11:21,600
committing these atrocious acts against

1971
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:23,760
these women and then they're like i'm so

1972
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:26,640
sorry and that girl's like

1973
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:29,199
i will marry you now like hell

1974
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:31,840
mara had her house sold out from under

1975
01:11:29,199 --> 01:11:34,320
her her the house she grew up in where

1976
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:36,159
her business was where her business was

1977
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:37,520
and jared was like well i just knew

1978
01:11:36,159 --> 01:11:39,120
because i'm an architect that the house

1979
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:40,880
wasn't safe and you were gonna die and

1980
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:42,960
like yes the the house did ultimately

1981
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:44,640
light on fire

1982
01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:46,159
and burned to the ground she had turned

1983
01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:48,000
to the ground she had to be rescued no

1984
01:11:46,159 --> 01:11:50,239
one is disputing that

1985
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:52,560
but i'm like there are other ways to do

1986
01:11:50,239 --> 01:11:54,239
that and at no point you like

1987
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:55,600
like did jared not think like i could

1988
01:11:54,239 --> 01:11:56,560
tell mara

1989
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:58,800
that

1990
01:11:56,560 --> 01:12:00,400
this is why i sold her house or like not

1991
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:03,199
sold it this is why i i purchased her

1992
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:04,719
house so i could save it but i'm like

1993
01:12:03,199 --> 01:12:06,159
i just feel like all of these large

1994
01:12:04,719 --> 01:12:08,560
things are happening where i'm like

1995
01:12:06,159 --> 01:12:09,920
we're very quick to forgive and i'm like

1996
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:12,400
i'm not like saying we need to be

1997
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:14,880
holding grudges but i'm also like it

1998
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:16,560
sounds like maybe more than like two

1999
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:18,800
hours of separation when you left a

2000
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:21,280
party crying like you might need more

2001
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:22,719
time than that to really process yeah

2002
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:25,120
and micah

2003
01:12:22,719 --> 01:12:27,440
the cousin was like dude

2004
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:29,600
what is happening like this woman is

2005
01:12:27,440 --> 01:12:31,360
running out of the room disheveled and

2006
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:33,199
sobbing and here you come with no

2007
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:35,920
buttons on your shirt because she ripped

2008
01:12:33,199 --> 01:12:39,120
them off that's not a good look bro what

2009
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:39,120
the [ __ ] are you doing

2010
01:12:39,199 --> 01:12:43,280
i mean

2011
01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:45,199
and evan's just like i can't help it i'm

2012
01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:47,360
dyslexic and i'm like

2013
01:12:45,199 --> 01:12:49,440
that's literally

2014
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:50,960
nothing to do with the moral choices

2015
01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:52,320
you're making right now so should we do

2016
01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:54,640
it out of billionaires how many

2017
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:56,880
billionaires how many billionaires

2018
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:56,880
um

2019
01:12:56,960 --> 01:13:01,600
like a billionaire who's living below

2020
01:12:58,719 --> 01:13:05,040
the poverty line is what i'd give it a

2021
01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:07,199
billionaire who's lost it all

2022
01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:09,440
yeah like

2023
01:13:07,199 --> 01:13:11,040
someone who had a billion dollars put in

2024
01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:12,080
their bank account

2025
01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:14,560
and then

2026
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:16,640
they refreshed their bank account and it

2027
01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:18,239
was gone and it was gone is what i rate

2028
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:21,440
this

2029
01:13:18,239 --> 01:13:21,440
i was gonna say like

2030
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:27,360
like one and a half billionaires which

2031
01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:28,160
would be like one billionaire in one

2032
01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:30,320
millionaire

2033
01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:33,920
[Laughter]

2034
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:37,040
so terrible it would be dante sinclair

2035
01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:38,320
and liam sullivan there it is yes um

2036
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:40,000
precisely

2037
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:41,440
i will rate it one billionaire but it is

2038
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:44,080
not the billionaire that this book is

2039
01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:46,159
about amen well and that's the other

2040
01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:48,080
thing that i hate about this book and a

2041
01:13:46,159 --> 01:13:48,880
lot of these books in general is it's

2042
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:51,040
like

2043
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:54,080
the women like their whole character

2044
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:56,320
development is is some trauma

2045
01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:58,560
that happened and it's like they

2046
01:13:56,320 --> 01:14:00,239
they can have stories outside of that

2047
01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:02,400
like does it have to be the terrible

2048
01:14:00,239 --> 01:14:05,520
things that happened to them that that

2049
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:07,840
drew them to these men like i don't

2050
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:09,040
apparently trauma bonds are not the only

2051
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:12,760
bonds

2052
01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:12,760
we can have other ones

2053
01:14:14,239 --> 01:14:19,760
healthier ones we can have other ones in

2054
01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:22,000
fact we encourage you we did to have

2055
01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:23,840
healthier ones um we would love for you

2056
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:25,199
to find a therapist if you're needing

2057
01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:28,480
one but like

2058
01:14:25,199 --> 01:14:32,000
evan sinclair you need a therapist my

2059
01:14:28,480 --> 01:14:33,920
guy yeah and i don't want it to be me i

2060
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:35,440
can tell you that much i do not want you

2061
01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:37,679
as a client

2062
01:14:35,440 --> 01:14:39,679
much like and i can't remember i've said

2063
01:14:37,679 --> 01:14:41,600
this before like

2064
01:14:39,679 --> 01:14:43,520
whoever and voluntarily committed kanye

2065
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:44,960
west to a psych hospital

2066
01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:47,040
i have the power to write commitment

2067
01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:49,920
papers yeah um

2068
01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:52,080
am i so glad i was not the person called

2069
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:54,800
to have to go write commitment papers on

2070
01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:57,760
kanye west yes yes i am

2071
01:14:54,800 --> 01:15:00,000
like go get another therapist but you

2072
01:14:57,760 --> 01:15:01,120
need one yes it's like britney spears

2073
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,719
therapist well she was under

2074
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:03,679
conservatorship would i want to be that

2075
01:15:02,719 --> 01:15:05,920
person

2076
01:15:03,679 --> 01:15:08,000
no do i want to be that person now that

2077
01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:10,560
she's out of conservatorship and has her

2078
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:12,080
freedom back yes call me brittany please

2079
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:14,239
thank you

2080
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:15,120
i love you all right so we're gonna rate

2081
01:15:14,239 --> 01:15:16,640
this

2082
01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:18,239
one billionaire

2083
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:20,400
um not the billionaire that the book is

2084
01:15:18,239 --> 01:15:22,239
about where we'll rate it we'll rate it

2085
01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:25,120
a dante dante

2086
01:15:22,239 --> 01:15:27,199
he seems to be the

2087
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:29,920
least atrocious of the sinclair

2088
01:15:27,199 --> 01:15:31,840
bookstore yeah but is that just because

2089
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:33,199
we're so remote from it but i'm like the

2090
01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:35,040
lapd

2091
01:15:33,199 --> 01:15:36,800
detective billionaire

2092
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:39,199
so maybe i'm i'm

2093
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:40,560
maybe he's not maybe just a just a

2094
01:15:39,199 --> 01:15:43,120
different billionaire

2095
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:45,440
one elon musk

2096
01:15:43,120 --> 01:15:48,159
that is my final offer i'll rate it one

2097
01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:50,480
jeff bezos we're gonna go full lizard

2098
01:15:48,159 --> 01:15:51,840
person thank you

2099
01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:53,760
i'm really sorry that you guys had to

2100
01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:56,000
listen to this wow

2101
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:58,719
i apologize y'all thank you for joining

2102
01:15:56,000 --> 01:16:00,480
us on this journey it was it i i hope it

2103
01:15:58,719 --> 01:16:02,000
wasn't nearly as painful for you as it

2104
01:16:00,480 --> 01:16:03,440
was

2105
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:06,239
please don't give up on us we'll do

2106
01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:08,800
better next time um but j.s scott will

2107
01:16:06,239 --> 01:16:10,719
likely not be doing better next time no

2108
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:12,159
thank you for your effort jan please

2109
01:16:10,719 --> 01:16:14,560
stop

2110
01:16:12,159 --> 01:16:16,320
well she's a bot can't stop won't stop

2111
01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:18,640
she just keeps it and refresh and it

2112
01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:20,480
gets another story she sure does so

2113
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:22,480
thank you all for joining us catch us on

2114
01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:25,120
the next one please don't leave us after

2115
01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:27,440
that review because we hated it too but

2116
01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:29,120
we love you but we love you have a great

2117
01:16:27,440 --> 01:16:32,320
day bye

2118
01:16:29,120 --> 01:16:34,080
next week on smack club i think whenever

2119
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:36,800
she fell to route she just described it

2120
01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:38,800
as her flower tingling i'm like is that

2121
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:40,880
what it like is that what we're saying

2122
01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:42,239
like you're just aroused like oh like my

2123
01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:43,600
dick twitch

2124
01:16:42,239 --> 01:16:45,120
i don't know

2125
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:47,199
we can bring my husband on and interview

2126
01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:48,960
him i'm not gonna put him on the spot

2127
01:16:47,199 --> 01:16:52,480
and ask but i'm like that is like a

2128
01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:54,000
question i am definitely not gonna ask

2129
01:16:52,480 --> 01:16:55,520
yeah hannah i think it's great that

2130
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:57,199
you're not just gonna like go up to my

2131
01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:59,280
husband and be like can i ask you about

2132
01:16:57,199 --> 01:17:01,440
your dick and how it twitches does it

2133
01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:04,080
twitch yeah if so

2134
01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:05,679
it like is it an exaggerated twitch like

2135
01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:07,120
is it a little wiggle like what's

2136
01:17:05,679 --> 01:17:08,480
happening down there are you just gonna

2137
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:10,640
like make really intense eye contact

2138
01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:12,800
you're gonna be like blink if you're a

2139
01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:14,560
dick twitch blink once for yes and twice

2140
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:16,480
for now

2141
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:19,280
like blowing on his eyes to see what

2142
01:17:16,480 --> 01:17:21,520
happens is that where we're gonna end up

2143
01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:21,520
here

2144
01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:27,120
well that's it for this week's mud [ __ ]

2145
01:17:24,719 --> 01:17:29,600
we hope it was good for you because it

2146
01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:31,600
sure was great for us

2147
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:33,679
if you're digging what we're doing it

2148
01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:35,760
would mean a lot if you take a minute to

2149
01:17:33,679 --> 01:17:37,600
rate and review the show wherever you're

2150
01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:40,239
listening right now

2151
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:41,679
maybe tell that sexy someone to let us

2152
01:17:40,239 --> 01:17:43,120
in here

2153
01:17:41,679 --> 01:17:44,800
we love you

2154
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:47,360
we appreciate you

2155
01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:50,679
and we'll see you next week

2156
01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:50,679
stay spotty

2157
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:55,039
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