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well hello All You Beautiful

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People you know what time it

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is ladies and gents Guys and Dolls and

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everyone in

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between gather around get you something

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real nice to sip on and comfy to slip

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on cuz it's time for smut Club here's

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your hosts Chelsey and

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Hannah hey everybody and welcome to smut

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club I'm Hannah and I'm

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Chelsea and this is the podcast where we

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sometimes Day drink other times don't

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today is a drinking day we will need it

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we will need it and we talk about um

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romance novels of varying quality and

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caliber and

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caliber choose your vocab word

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um I am

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trepidacious about today and the book

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that you have chosen I have no idea why

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it's just a book called Teddy that's a

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paranor a paranormal teddy bear stuffed

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animal romance I don't know why you are

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experiencing any level of trepidation H

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it's just your typical paranormal teddy

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bear stuffed animal Romance

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H okay

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Han I just I'm just going to point out

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and this is no judgment cuz you know I

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adore you you read a lot of weird [ __ ]

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and then whenever I roll up and I'm like

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so I found some other weird [ __ ] you

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always like

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oh that's a

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choice but then I like I'm like is mine

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is mine weirder am I going more out of

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pocket is it all the same level and you

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just don't expect it from

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me I think maybe a little column A and A

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little column B um you know yeah it

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could be

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both I apologize for the haunted vagina

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none of us know none of us knew we will

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continue to blame Drew for that forever

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but shout out to Drew that was our

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former coworker or my former coworker my

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current coworker um but no I think the

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difference is that you've done a lot of

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inanimate object ones well two I

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shouldn't say a lot this is the second

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right I got nervous for a second when

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you said two I was like two that we've

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already done I was like oh God did I

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black out did I forget one I was like

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this is the second inanimate object this

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is the the second that's fair but to

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When someone tells you they have an

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erotic romance about aore who's not

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intrigued I mean I certainly have

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questions you were telling me earlier

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today about a balloon animal one I was

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yeah and quite frankly I'mma let you

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take that one I'm going to do it maybe

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not tomorrow but I'm going to do it like

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you know what Chelsea I'm going to keep

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it and then when the moment's right I'm

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going to remind you least suspect

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it okay so welcome to The Squeakquel

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this book is Teddy by Christina

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maddingley

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okay um it is less than 200 pages okay

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so a a pretty quick simple read in that

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regard we start with Aaliyah um Aaliyah

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is on the phone with her mom and

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complaining about her boss and she's

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like I just wish that handsy fool would

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get hit by a bus sort of energy and her

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mom is like

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Aaliyah you know that the things you

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speak manifest things so like watch your

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words girl like and so you don't really

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know yet you're like if is that like a

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real thing is that like a passive

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thing but we do know that Aaliyah at

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least has a history of speaking things

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into happening okay not like into

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existence not being like I would like a

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bottle of wine to appear like not

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Conjuring million dollars right yes but

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more of the

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like uh I think like her mom said like

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at one point she like wished that like

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oh do you remember when you wish that

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the neighbor's dog would like get hit by

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a car so would stop barking in the

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middle of the night and then it did

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remember when you like caused the whole

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class to like get sick before a test

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like that sort of stuff has maybe

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historically happened like The Witches

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of Eastwick where they accidentally like

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make every yeah never mind yeah great

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deep cut thank you yes was that the one

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with Channing Tatum

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xwi no there were a couple witch series

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around the same time that all blend in

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my head feel like Witches of Eastwick

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was older than that but maybe not I'll

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have to look it up later we'll have to

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figure that out later yeah so Aaliyah

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has a boyfriend Devin also apparently I

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was writing this very quickly when I was

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jotting my notes because it says Ali's

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boyfriend Dave neither of those are

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characters in this

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book we're here for the attempt da it's

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fine uh Devon is a like travel paramedic

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and he takes a lot of contracts outside

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of town so he travels a lot it seems

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like they have a very sexually open

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relationship and um like bringing other

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people into the bedroom with them and

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like a lot of toys and exploration when

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they're together but when he's not there

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he's been like

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hey would love for us to be monogamous

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and like only explore those things when

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we are together yeah so it's a it's a

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lot of longdistance phone sex which is

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leaving

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her a bit frustrated also because

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apparently as soon as Devon finishes

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he's like nothing worse than Dad come am

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I right and just like hangs up so

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they'll be like on FaceTime and he'll

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finish and then just like hang up very

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abruptly and she's like this doesn't

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feel great and like she's tried to

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communicate that to him and yeah he's

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like well you know how it is with the

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with with the dried [ __ ] like just kind

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of then have a tissue ready [ __ ] or

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like a wet wipe come on now yes like it

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feels like we have some proactive

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options we aren't pursuing here and like

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your girlfriend is expressing a need

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that you aren't hearing mhm and he will

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send her nice gifts he sent her like a

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Tiffany's necklace oh and he also sent

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her a giant teddy bear it's like a 4ot

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tall teddy bear oh it was larger than he

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anticipated um so they Aaliyah and Devon

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or Ally and Dave call them what you want

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uh they

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are having sexy time on FaceTime he

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hangs up immediately after and she's

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feeling very sexually frustrated and

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just decides to use the teddy bear he

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gave her as a toy so she starts like

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[ __ ] the face of this teddy bear She

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lays it down sure on her bed I guess it

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Sout was well shaped I don't know I

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started that sentence and then regretted

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it but still had to end the sentence I

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saw the moment that you found your

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regret and then the moment that you

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realized you were in too

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far and sounds like my prop night

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hey I okay all right okay okay listen I

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just needed a slight wine break I mean

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so using things that maybe were not

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intended as toys as toys cool like meet

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your needs cool cool yes so she is face

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[ __ ] this teddy bear and like and is

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verbal and like speaking out loud as

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she's doing it so she's just like man

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like I wish you had a tongue to use on

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me like this feels so good like that

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sort of thing and then she's like she

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also took an edible at one point and

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this matters because she's like I swear

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I said that and I like I felt a tongue

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like what and then she's like this

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edible must be it is hidden yes very

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high quality drugs that I consumed so

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like she has a great orgasm comes very

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hard and falls

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asleep when she wakes up her room is

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clean like and she's like I know I made

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a mess yesterday like there were toys

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out Teddy's face should be covered in

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some substances sort of deal and she's

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like my room is clean and there's like a

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warm presence and then realize it's like

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Teddy's spoon her

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so but once again not like moving his

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body just like she woke up and the teddy

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bear is spooning her and once again

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she's like my

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edible was Far higher quality than I

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really had any understanding up and just

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kind of is writing it off more potent

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than I anticipated which I think is the

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normal reaction to an edible yeah yeah

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and I'm like if you wake up the next day

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and your like room is clean you're going

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like wow I should do that again this is

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a once a week edible Hi Chelsea was so

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productive yeah absolutely thank you Hi

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Chelsea going to make this my cleaning

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routine just pop an edible wait an hour

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and a half and see if things get

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clean um and then she I don't know gets

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a call text from a cooworker who's

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like whatever the boss's name was hit by

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a bus and she's like oh [ __ ]

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are we still having to go to work is the

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cup and they're like right because I

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guess it's like a small I actually have

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no idea what the what the job is at any

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point but she she does have this

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coworker who lets her know that Haley I

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think is the cooworker lets her know

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that the boss was hit by a bus but uh

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we'll be making a recovery I was going

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to say in the way that Gina from

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Brooklyn 99 was hit by a bus and like

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recovery is possible or she become a

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celebrity spokeswoman after dead now as

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horrible as the sounds I think he was

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recovering quite frankly it didn't

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matter to the the teddy bear part of

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this for me and but yeah I think he's in

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the hospital I don't think he's dead

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this section that like she is a mage but

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like we don't really know what the full

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scope of those powers are it sounds like

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she can just kind of like sometimes

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speak things into happening over time

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more than it's like potent power right

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right she decides that before she goes

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to work she wants to have some fun so

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she puts her strap on on

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Teddy I just love watching your face

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with the details um yeah you just said

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that so casually how was I supposed to

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say it Hannah I don't know but I can

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tell you that if I wasn't locked in I

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would have missed it so I said it too

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casually because you were like and so

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anyway yeah so she wanted to have some

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fun before work so she puts a strap on

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on Teddy okay

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mhm um also I learned some things about

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sex you know honestly that's why we do

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this to learn and growing up when I

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repressed Christian households this is

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how I've gotten my education thank you

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um comprehensive sex education matters I

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don't know if they teach this in sex ed

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I did not know that there are squirting

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dildos what I like looked it up

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afterwards like I Googled it so my

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targeted ads are going to suck for a

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while but yeah squirting dildos like

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that have like pumps so like you can so

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uh Aaliyah has a breeding Kink okay vary

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in to seen okay wants all of the seen

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sure like at one point in the future of

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this book I don't quite remember when

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but like they're [ __ ] and like

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Teddy's like I'll give you more seen

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than five men combined could ever give

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you together and she's like over the

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moon about it um and I'm not saying I'm

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going to hang up on someone immediately

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on FaceTime after finishing but I am

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probably closer to Devon on this

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spectrum of

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like K is kind of gross it's been I'm

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like I'm not like like she's like buying

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fake [ __ ] to go in the squirting dildos

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like that level of and this is not

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please do not hear me judging anyone if

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this is what you're into this is a new

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territory for me that like I did not

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know squirting dild existed until

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earlier this week yeah well that makes

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me think of because I've read so many

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times where like they're like and I

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could feel him paint my walls or

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whatever and I'm like you what

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what well or also sometimes when they're

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painting the walls and they talk about

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like the temperature difference and I

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was like how warm is their SE yes I have

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questions isn't it supposed to be colder

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than body temperature is it yes I have

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no idea yes why is it so warm then it

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shouldn't be that's what I'm saying like

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I felt his warmth flood me like what

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you're never mind nope I just

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that's my hang up with these books some

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of them but because when they're filling

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them they're filling them with warm

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seen didn't didn't love that but here we

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are so she's like getting all of her

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toys ready she's filling the syringe for

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the squirting dildo just so much prep

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okay well she her boyfriend's on the

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road a lot so she is getting her knees

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met yes that's just a lot of prep she's

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also very vocal with Teddy like this

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whole time as well okay um and when she

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starts coming she

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realizes that she's filling this like

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the come fill her um but she didn't

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actually press the button and so she's

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like oh like maybe it was faulty maybe

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it was like just realizes right right

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right that like the strap-on did what

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she wanted it to do but she just hadn't

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initiated it

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manually uh and then like as she's like

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looking around after she's like coming

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down from her high and is like oh my

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gosh everything is so messy and is she

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like looks at Teddy and is like huh I

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guess it'd be too much to ask like ask

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you to clean up right like uhhuh you're

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a teddy bear and just like moves on with

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her day um but is very aware of the

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level of mess that she left to the point

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that she stops on the way home to buy an

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upholstery

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vacuum mhm mhm your eyes just got so

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large and then you like took a second to

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process it and you went okay deep breath

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and

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continue well so the thought I had was

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was the upholstery vacuum for Teddy was

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it for her area rug like what was

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requiring that

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level yes okay all right we're just

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messy with the the toys and the fake SE

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and

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hell maybe not everyone has been there

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but I like to think this is more of a

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universal experience you open the lube

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you try and squeeze a little loud how

357
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much Lube goes everywhere look Touch Too

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Far yeah yes and you're like oh God what

359
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am I going to do with all of this Lube

360
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so then I pretend to rub my husband's

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back just I don't have a

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towel that that part might just be

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me that might not be a universal

364
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experience you do the sexy thing where

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you're like rubbing your boobs with it

366
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it's like my husband like why are you

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rubbing the back of your hand on your

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boob I like don't worry about it man

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like and not every time by God but like

370
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I do feel like everyone has had a Lube

371
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mishap at some point yeah where you get

372
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overzealous or whatever and you're like

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well here now and you're like don't know

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what to do with the rest of this yeah um

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so I'm I think it was partly Teddy I

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think it was partly the BET like just

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all of the yeah yeah yeah the things um

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and when she walks in her house like

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with a poolery vacuum in hand knowing

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she left a mess this morning her house

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is spotless like everything is put away

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everything is clean Teddy's just like

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sitting in the chair in her bedroom and

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she's

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like what the [ __ ] is happening like

386
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that's great but also horrifying well

387
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and so she uh is like text Devon just to

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say hi and he is like oh did you get my

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surprise and she's like what what

390
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surprise and he's like oh I called your

391
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cleaning lady and like to have her come

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cuz I thought it would be like nice but

393
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then Aaliyah is sitting there mortified

394
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cuz she's like holy [ __ ] my cleaning

395
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lady came to the

396
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house I left a strap-on on the teddy

397
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bear there's like fake Lube on the bed

398
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toys everywh and she's like mortified

399
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and this is a like a cleaning lady she's

400
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used before this isn't a oneoff so she

401
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she calls the cleaning

402
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lady uh to apologize to her and Beth

403
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Beth is the cleaning lady and she's like

404
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no problem at all she's like honestly

405
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like it was so clean it like barely took

406
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me any time I charged Evan half price

407
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and then she was like then Beth makes a

408
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comment she's like I thought you were

409
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cheating on me with another cleaner cuz

410
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I've never seen your bed made but like

411
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when I've like come to the house and so

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then ol sitting there and she's like

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what this is getting more confusing

414
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she's like I'm no longer mortified that

415
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she saw my sex Cho but I do have more

416
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questions yeah now I'm just more

417
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confused that she didn't see my sex toys

418
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uh and so Aaliyah is sitting there

419
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trying to figure this out ends up like

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calling her mom to check in and on the

421
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phone call with her mom like something

422
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her mom says kind of triggers the

423
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manifesting and she's like well I was

424
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talking to Teddy but I like didn't say

425
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like I wish you would like as

426
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objectively as she's previously

427
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manifested things she's like I didn't

428
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say anything like that she's like but I

429
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guess I was still communicating my need

430
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so she's like I don't right I don't know

431
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I was communicating desire even if I

432
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didn't say like I want you to do this

433
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exactly and so she just like when the

434
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phone call ends with her mom she goes

435
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into her bedroom and like looks at Teddy

436
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and she's like

437
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so what tell me what what happened here

438
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right and he just looking at him it's

439
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like this is ridiculous maybe he'll

440
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:35,520
answer maybe he won't but like like

441
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she's like I don't know she's like what

442
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is happening and then she hears a voice

443
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in her head uh that's like it's really

444
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difficult to speak into your mind when

445
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your thoughts are so loud and Fast like

446
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you're clearly distressed like love to

447
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communicate with you but like I need you

448
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to

449
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like take a breath and she's like what

450
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the [ __ ] this is not the way to calm me

451
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down no a new voice in my head is going

452
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to do the opposite right like do I need

453
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a how doll

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shot

455
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like

456
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no

457
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no oh yeah I was just thinking of a like

458
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working in like Crisis units where

459
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you're like okay so like this is like

460
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non-voluntary Med injection at this

461
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point cuz this is the level that we're

462
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at and when everyone takes like a

463
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collective like sigh of relief that

464
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we're like we got the meds in you they

465
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just need to take effect everything will

466
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will be fine in a few minutes and then

467
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those people that their adrenaline just

468
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like burn straight through the meds and

469
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you're like oh [ __ ] like

470
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well we uh when we were still living in

471
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Nashville the company I was working for

472
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we'd had our it was in like an office

473
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Park that we like retrofitted to be the

474
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crisis center right and so we were we

475
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were building a brand new crisis unit uh

476
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which was necessary because we had

477
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finally had a safe room built on like

478
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the the retrofitted side

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um it like someone managed to like break

480
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the window the first day we had that

481
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room right sounds right yeah uh and so I

482
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remember we like had a super ESC we

483
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finally got them in the room and we like

484
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all took that like Collective like okay

485
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they're there they're locked in they're

486
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safe they're safe we're safe everyone's

487
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safe we're like working we're working on

488
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this and then all of a sudden we just

489
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hear a like shatteringly loud sound and

490
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we look and he just [ __ ] kicked the

491
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door I'm like I have no idea how you did

492
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that but now we're all right back where

493
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we were 10 minutes ago only worse

494
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because now you have glass as a weapon

495
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super I was like cool cool cool cool

496
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cool this is great and it was one of

497
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those days where I was like I forgot my

498
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hair tie so I'd already like broken a

499
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like a plastic glove and was using like

500
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the wrist section as hair tie with paper

501
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clips cuz I didn't have bobby pins and

502
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I'm like this is not a great day at work

503
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if I'm being honest I had better dates

504
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:12,480
yeah yeah bless Vance's heart in that

505
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era of like when we were dating and

506
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early married and he'd like how was work

507
00:22:14,279 --> 00:22:20,960
today and as soon as like well I've had

508
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:23,799
better he's like oh no yeah he's like

509
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:26,320
that could mean someone ate your lunch

510
00:22:23,799 --> 00:22:29,799
uh from the fridge or it could

511
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:31,840
mean you had to call 911 cuz someone was

512
00:22:29,799 --> 00:22:33,919
chasing you down the street and I don't

513
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:36,320
know where this is going to go yeah

514
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Vance very quickly realized uh in our

515
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:41,279
relationship not to tell me that he'd

516
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:43,840
had a bad day until he'd ask me about my

517
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day cuz I like oh how's your he's like

518
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:48,320
not good and he'd like tell me a story

519
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:51,480
he's like how was your day and I'm like

520
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:54,360
well an HIV positive teenager spit blood

521
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:57,679
in my face and he'd be like should have

522
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:59,480
asked you first yep in retrospect should

523
00:22:57,679 --> 00:23:01,799
have double checked

524
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:04,080
yep but it's nice for you and Matt cuz

525
00:23:01,799 --> 00:23:06,120
you work at the same facility we do so

526
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:08,159
usually if one of us has had a bad day

527
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:10,120
we've already seen the email about it so

528
00:23:08,159 --> 00:23:12,640
we know to tread carefully we've already

529
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:15,480
seen the email we know to tread

530
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:17,120
carefully not our communication about it

531
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:19,279
because we don't work in the same

532
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:22,960
Department n but we saw the email to

533
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know what to expect when we get home

534
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:28,679
yep o yeah so Teddy's sitting there and

535
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:30,679
he's like hey trying to talk to you

536
00:23:28,679 --> 00:23:32,880
through your mind take a deep breath

537
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girl love to connect

538
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:38,600
yes need you a little calmer

539
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:40,919
communication will be

540
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:43,760
easier and he's like you still seem

541
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:46,360
distressed is there anything I can do to

542
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:47,799
like ease your mind ease this tension

543
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:49,960
and she passively thinks to herself

544
00:23:47,799 --> 00:23:52,320
she's like best way to ease my stress H

545
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:54,320
an orgasm or five and he's just like if

546
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:56,720
that's what you want I'm happy to oblig

547
00:23:54,320 --> 00:24:00,120
she's like I am your teddy like I am

548
00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:02,320
your comfort item I am literally here I

549
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:07,360
exist to provide you

550
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:08,960
comfort and so he's like I he goes if

551
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:10,559
that's what you want I'm happy to oblig

552
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,919
I believe you said you wanted to use me

553
00:24:10,559 --> 00:24:15,120
to make you come do you want me to use

554
00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:17,000
my do you want to use my face again or

555
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:20,440
would you like a [ __ ] this time it's

556
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:23,559
just like help me help you how do we

557
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,559
manage this stress

558
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:29,440
girl all

559
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:33,640
right which is like such a funny cuz I'm

560
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:35,520
like just thinking through yeah being in

561
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,440
this room when you're like oh my God I'm

562
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:40,480
freaking out because my teddy bear is

563
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:43,480
talking to me in my head right and then

564
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:45,399
when he's like you seem really stressed

565
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:48,080
what would help and she's like an orgasm

566
00:24:45,399 --> 00:24:50,880
and he's like okay my face are a [ __ ]

567
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:52,960
and you're like I'm like maybe if my

568
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:56,279
teddy bear stopped talking to me I would

569
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:58,120
be less stressed yes and like she like

570
00:24:56,279 --> 00:24:59,559
starts to get like woozy because she's

571
00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:02,159
like

572
00:24:59,559 --> 00:25:05,679
and then like sees Teddy actually move

573
00:25:02,159 --> 00:25:08,799
to like help keep her up and support her

574
00:25:05,679 --> 00:25:12,159
uh and he and Teddy being her like

575
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:14,799
Comfort item who exists purely for

576
00:25:12,159 --> 00:25:17,320
her Comfort I don't know is there a cym

577
00:25:14,799 --> 00:25:19,760
that I need ribbed for her

578
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:21,799
pleasure furry for her pleasure I don't

579
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:24,640
know if he's

580
00:25:21,799 --> 00:25:27,120
ribbed I think for soft on his paw

581
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:28,520
probably right uh but as he can tell

582
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:31,640
that she's freaked out and he's holding

583
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:33,919
her he's like okay no problem I'll hold

584
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:37,640
you and then when you're relaxed I'll

585
00:25:33,919 --> 00:25:39,559
feed you whatever you need girl like

586
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:42,279
like bless Teddy really trying to walk

587
00:25:39,559 --> 00:25:47,320
her through this journey and be a

588
00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:50,720
support okay so Teddy is is a daddy he's

589
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:53,200
caretaking and providing and like yeah

590
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:55,120
yeah yeah I guess I guess you could call

591
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:57,559
him a daddy and probably maybe

592
00:25:55,120 --> 00:26:00,679
overselling it considering it's like 180

593
00:25:57,559 --> 00:26:03,640
Pages total but just of this like

594
00:26:00,679 --> 00:26:05,960
comforting her through learning this and

595
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:08,200
as they're cuddling and he's like i'

596
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:11,799
like can I make you feel good and she's

597
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:14,600
like like sex and Teddy's like isn't

598
00:26:11,799 --> 00:26:18,120
that your favorite coping skill like I

599
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:20,440
can see in your mind like you think it I

600
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:24,600
can make it happen so you seem to like

601
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:26,600
sex if sex will help help me help you my

602
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:29,960
girl

603
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:32,120
okay aiyah in this this is no longer

604
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:34,279
freaking her out she's like it is my

605
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:38,679
favorite coping skill thank you for the

606
00:26:34,279 --> 00:26:41,600
reminder that edible lasted so

607
00:26:38,679 --> 00:26:44,559
long I've never had an edible last 24

608
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:46,760
hours before Oh my God they could sell

609
00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:51,559
this for way more

610
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:53,600
money so she starts uh grabbing toys and

611
00:26:51,559 --> 00:26:57,120
then like realizes for a second she's

612
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:58,799
like did you trigger the like the seamen

613
00:26:57,120 --> 00:27:02,559
and my squirting dildo yesterday and

614
00:26:58,799 --> 00:27:04,600
he's like yeah like that's what you

615
00:27:02,559 --> 00:27:05,640
wanted so like that's what I I did cuz

616
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:08,440
that's what I figured you you were

617
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:12,240
wanting then she was like oh can you

618
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:14,039
come inside me like and he's like

619
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:17,399
probably he's like I don't really know

620
00:27:14,039 --> 00:27:20,360
the limits of the magic but I exist

621
00:27:17,399 --> 00:27:21,960
literally like I'm a comfort item this

622
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:23,159
is what I am here for so like if that is

623
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,000
what you are needing and it brings you

624
00:27:23,159 --> 00:27:26,279
comfort probably I guess we'll figure

625
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:29,399
out how your magic

626
00:27:26,279 --> 00:27:30,960
works and only is like okay I want to do

627
00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:34,360
reverse cowgirl and he's like okay

628
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:38,840
where's your cowgirl hat and she's like

629
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:38,840
no that's not no hats

630
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:50,120
required so it's just more of that right

631
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,880
and he's like I exist to make you happy

632
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:53,720
and fulfill your needs and Aaliyah's

633
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:56,880
like okay okay now that I'm past the

634
00:27:53,720 --> 00:28:00,120
shock of this I'm into it bet what are

635
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:00,120
your thoughts on double penetration

636
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:04,880
and he's like if that's what you want

637
00:28:03,519 --> 00:28:06,799
and then he like pauses and he's like do

638
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:08,640
you want me to be dominant or passive

639
00:28:06,799 --> 00:28:11,720
and she's like oh dominant would be

640
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:15,720
great right so she's just like it feels

641
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:20,279
like she accepted this very

642
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:20,279
easily yeah yeah

643
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:28,760
yeah dare I say too easily I'm still

644
00:28:24,919 --> 00:28:31,720
looking for Thorazine like I'm like like

645
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,720
if I'm in this

646
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:39,320
situation I'm still wondering where my

647
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:45,360
Geodon and Adavan are I just if you

648
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:47,840
suspend belief you won't need any drugs

649
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:51,440
so what I keep thinking

650
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:55,360
about is how working in a residential

651
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:59,000
facility people pack all sorts of

652
00:28:55,360 --> 00:29:00,600
items in their bags or in their prison

653
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:04,440
purses

654
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:06,799
both I was thinking in their

655
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:09,000
bags but technically both but

656
00:29:06,799 --> 00:29:13,679
technically both yeah

657
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:15,320
so I specifically keep remembering this

658
00:29:13,679 --> 00:29:19,440
one time

659
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:25,080
that this ra who was very new and very

660
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:28,640
very sweet and maybe not as um familiar

661
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:30,480
with things

662
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:35,840
came across

663
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:38,240
a a silver item that had a jewel on it

664
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:41,480
that was wrapped in a tissue so a butt

665
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:44,720
plug uhhuh but she did not know that and

666
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:49,120
so she thought this must be a valuable

667
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:53,159
item it should go in the

668
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:56,000
safe and listed it on the valuables

669
00:29:53,159 --> 00:29:58,360
list oh God cuz I forgot you have to you

670
00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:03,080
have you have to write down to L it you

671
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:05,600
have to log it so she she wrote it down

672
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:09,120
and then brought the valuables to the

673
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:11,519
business office and one of the people

674
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:14,080
who worked there was like baby girl nigh

675
00:30:11,519 --> 00:30:18,000
neigh nay allow me to

676
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:21,080
explain I found out about this later I

677
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:23,679
did not know when it occurred so I

678
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:26,720
talked to her and I was like laughing

679
00:30:23,679 --> 00:30:29,559
about it and she goes it's not funny I

680
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:32,760
didn't eat for three days I washed my

681
00:30:29,559 --> 00:30:32,760
hands so many

682
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:39,640
times because she didn't know what did

683
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:42,360
she list it as I don't

684
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:44,440
know it's like some kind of jewelry or

685
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:47,200
something she really didn't know what it

686
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:49,799
was um

687
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:52,519
incredible yeah but people bring a lot

688
00:30:49,799 --> 00:30:55,279
of different things

689
00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:57,559
yeah I guess I've never really thought

690
00:30:55,279 --> 00:31:02,000
about cuz like I was one more of like a

691
00:30:57,559 --> 00:31:04,480
short term like right 72 hours sort of

692
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:07,720
unit situation yeah

693
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:10,600
um I hadn't really thought about the

694
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:14,159
like more long-term are do you all allow

695
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:18,000
SE like vibrators all of it gets

696
00:31:14,159 --> 00:31:19,120
just that makes the most sense yeah

697
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:22,799
wasn't

698
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:25,799
sure how Progressive and open-minded

699
00:31:22,799 --> 00:31:28,480
your residential substance abuse

700
00:31:25,799 --> 00:31:31,000
treatment facility was not

701
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:33,880
that honestly as I asked the question I

702
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:37,679
was like this feels unlikely but you

703
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:40,080
know you never know unless you ask -

704
00:31:37,679 --> 00:31:43,320
yeah unless like unless it's something

705
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:46,039
that someone does not realize is a sex

706
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:49,200
toy yeah and it sneaks

707
00:31:46,039 --> 00:31:50,960
through yeah and goes in the safe and

708
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:54,039
goes with everybody's cell phones and

709
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:57,120
laptops and and

710
00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:59,919
jewelry yeah and it and Ashes one time

711
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:03,159
somebody brought someone's ashes with

712
00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:05,519
them yeah people bring a lot of things

713
00:32:03,159 --> 00:32:09,279
people bring a lot of things and they do

714
00:32:05,519 --> 00:32:12,200
a lot of things that are

715
00:32:09,279 --> 00:32:14,600
fascinating I do remember a girl her

716
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:16,080
like cat had passed away and she wanted

717
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,559
to get it cremated and turned into a

718
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:19,639
necklace but she was saving up money for

719
00:32:17,559 --> 00:32:21,880
it so she just put it in her

720
00:32:19,639 --> 00:32:25,120
freezer okay like next to the ego

721
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:26,760
waffles sort of energy um and her case

722
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:29,840
manager was next to the French bread

723
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:31,870
pizza yes ill prepared for that visit

724
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:34,279
and the dino

725
00:32:31,870 --> 00:32:37,039
[Laughter]

726
00:32:34,279 --> 00:32:38,720
nuggets yeah you're like ooh right next

727
00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:42,760
to the ice

728
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:45,039
cream I just made like smoothie packs

729
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:46,639
for the week like I prepped those last

730
00:32:45,039 --> 00:32:49,440
night with like bananas and blueberries

731
00:32:46,639 --> 00:32:52,120
and like greens and stuff and I'm like

732
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:53,880
oh next to my smoothie pack yes yeah

733
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:56,399
that sort of energy just opening your

734
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:59,000
freezer next to all of your smoothie

735
00:32:56,399 --> 00:33:02,200
packs ashes

736
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:04,639
dead cat not even the not even Ash yet

737
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:06,960
no like the whole cat oh my God I

738
00:33:04,639 --> 00:33:08,519
thought it was ashes no oh my God we

739
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:10,440
hadn't made it to the cremation yet my

740
00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:13,799
God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my

741
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:16,320
God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my

742
00:33:13,799 --> 00:33:19,760
God it's like Dwight from the office

743
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:23,480
where it woke up and clawed all the the

744
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:23,480
french fries the frozen french

745
00:33:24,039 --> 00:33:29,600
fries

746
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:33,000
yes I'm like straight faed could not do

747
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:34,720
that my gosh all right so in this

748
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,679
Teddy's like yeah all about double

749
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:38,799
penetration if that's what you want I'm

750
00:33:36,679 --> 00:33:41,120
literally here for whatever you want I

751
00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:44,720
have no personality at this point I can

752
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:47,919
be a DP Dom yes here to serve starts

753
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:50,240
with a butt plug sure they got it out of

754
00:33:47,919 --> 00:33:50,240
is it

755
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:56,639
jeweled they got it out of the

756
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:59,679
safe your facility what there was a book

757
00:33:56,639 --> 00:34:01,200
that I read where they were like doing

758
00:33:59,679 --> 00:34:04,559
they were building a

759
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:06,880
hotel and the designer was like the Mean

760
00:34:04,559 --> 00:34:09,560
Girl sort of energy but like whatever

761
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:13,320
poles that she had chosen all looked

762
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:15,480
like butt plugs so at one point he's

763
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,800
like [ __ ] the girl on one of the

764
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:20,520
abandoned

765
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:24,399
floors uh and reaches over and like uses

766
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:28,399
one of the poles as a butt plug cuz they

767
00:34:24,399 --> 00:34:31,079
were that similar and I'm like I on a

768
00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:34,240
construction site feels like not the

769
00:34:31,079 --> 00:34:37,119
move if you want to use it yeah just

770
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:38,440
clean it first yes you know I'm like I

771
00:34:37,119 --> 00:34:40,159
don't think someone else had used it as

772
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:42,800
a butt plug but it has been sitting on

773
00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:44,280
like a dusty ass construction site yeah

774
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,879
I'm concerned about her health and

775
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:50,240
safety more than she was if we're being

776
00:34:46,879 --> 00:34:53,240
honest yeah OSHA would not

777
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:53,240
approve

778
00:34:54,399 --> 00:35:01,119
sorry I uh I was thinking about our for

779
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:04,760
for like OSHA nurse like director of

780
00:35:01,119 --> 00:35:06,920
safety when I lived in Nashville and she

781
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:08,880
was doing the annual OSHA refresher and

782
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:10,359
she's like listen it's some dry material

783
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:12,320
I know that so she's like trying to make

784
00:35:10,359 --> 00:35:15,720
it engaging make it a competition

785
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:19,680
amongst the tables tossing candy out and

786
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:21,280
the former VP of HR went giving candy to

787
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:23,920
everyone in a competition is

788
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:26,079
participating in the wussification of

789
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:29,200
America you should have only given it to

790
00:35:26,079 --> 00:35:31,920
the winners at previously dated you

791
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:35,079
would and saying that we participating

792
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:38,839
in the wussification of

793
00:35:35,079 --> 00:35:40,680
America it's one of my favorite

794
00:35:38,839 --> 00:35:44,880
insults

795
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:48,520
oh nope I cannot say the thoughts that I

796
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:52,280
have about that right okay so back we're

797
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:54,000
now in the double penetration sure yeah

798
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:56,760
so like we start with we start with the

799
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:58,960
butt plug from the safe he's like ride

800
00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:01,280
my paw and I'm like I can't every time

801
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:03,640
you say the word paw I just lose it it

802
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:08,960
does not feel

803
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:11,599
sexual um in this that feels like like

804
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:14,760
Little House on the Prairie like where's

805
00:36:11,599 --> 00:36:17,280
Paul like I don't like that I don't like

806
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:19,400
that I don't like that I'm so sorry Pa

807
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:22,319
having a w on the end did make me feel

808
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:24,160
slightly better then where is Paul but

809
00:36:22,319 --> 00:36:27,920
now that you've said it I can't unhear

810
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:29,599
it I'm so sorry um after she's writing

811
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:32,440
his paw they switch to the double

812
00:36:29,599 --> 00:36:34,040
penetration with the two dildos and then

813
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,920
in her head for a second she thinks

814
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:37,800
she's like one day I'd like to see what

815
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:41,400
it feels like with

816
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:45,000
three and Teddy's out here and he's

817
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:47,560
like manifest baby girl so then suddenly

818
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:50,160
there's three dildos and

819
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:52,280
then all of them are squirting dildos

820
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:54,440
that he's made I'm not really sure so

821
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:59,520
much come so much come that her belly is

822
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:59,520
swollen with it is a note in the book

823
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:04,440
and that's dare I say too much

824
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:12,800
come your

825
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:15,119
face yeah so then he Teddy's like I want

826
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,599
I want a final orgasm out of you like

827
00:37:15,119 --> 00:37:19,680
through all of

828
00:37:16,599 --> 00:37:24,040
this uh and is like telling her to come

829
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:25,599
on his paw again sure and then Aaliyah

830
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,160
thinks for a second she's like man like

831
00:37:25,599 --> 00:37:28,560
what would make this like final orgasm

832
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:30,560
easier she she like there's nothing like

833
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:34,839
a man's tongue on you once he's just

834
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:36,359
filled you okay uh which I feel like

835
00:37:34,839 --> 00:37:39,079
there was a Nikki Sloan book that

836
00:37:36,359 --> 00:37:41,400
referred to that as a cream pie am I

837
00:37:39,079 --> 00:37:42,440
remembering that correctly I don't know

838
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:45,319
that's a saying I'm not the most

839
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:48,720
familiar with uh because the eating out

840
00:37:45,319 --> 00:37:54,920
after coming inside someone is is a very

841
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:57,319
specific Kink I would say yeah um and so

842
00:37:54,920 --> 00:38:00,240
as she's thinking that Teddy switches it

843
00:37:57,319 --> 00:38:02,319
up up and then she feels a actual human

844
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:06,839
tongue on her [ __ ] and passes out from

845
00:38:02,319 --> 00:38:09,440
the orgasm okay good Mission achieved

846
00:38:06,839 --> 00:38:13,079
yes to relax her

847
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:16,079
right Teddy was created for one thing

848
00:38:13,079 --> 00:38:19,119
and one thing only and he is thriving at

849
00:38:16,079 --> 00:38:21,240
he achieved that goal he really did yeah

850
00:38:19,119 --> 00:38:23,280
so she when she wakes up from passing

851
00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:25,520
out yet again from this orgasm I guess

852
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:27,119
the first time she had fallen asleep and

853
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:30,000
and had taken the edible so she didn't

854
00:38:27,119 --> 00:38:32,040
pass out shock but even still uh when

855
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:35,640
she wakes up this time Teddy is now in a

856
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:38,839
human form and is like the hottest dude

857
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:42,520
she's ever seen in her life sort of

858
00:38:38,839 --> 00:38:44,400
energy okay so does she immediately know

859
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:46,839
it's Teddy or is she like this is a

860
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:49,280
strange man in my [ __ ] room right now

861
00:38:46,839 --> 00:38:51,920
no she's like very aware that Teddy is

862
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:53,680
now in a human form but also as she's

863
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,359
like aware of it and into it she's also

864
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:57,800
like what the [ __ ] do I tell Devon I

865
00:38:55,359 --> 00:38:59,520
still have a boyfriend

866
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:03,079
um and so Teddy's

867
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:05,839
like I exist for you so like whatever

868
00:39:03,079 --> 00:39:08,119
you need like if if you just need me to

869
00:39:05,839 --> 00:39:10,160
like stay in my bare form when he's here

870
00:39:08,119 --> 00:39:13,800
I can do that

871
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:16,040
like my bare form yeah I can just be a

872
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:19,920
teddy bear in the corner of the room if

873
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:21,960
that's what's needed um but then

874
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:23,760
also this is the first time she's seen

875
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:26,680
him in human form and she's like keep

876
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:28,920
your eyes on his face Aaliyah like he's

877
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:31,040
a human keep keep your eyes on his face

878
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:34,119
in this conversation but then when she

879
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:35,480
looks down he has two dicks and she's

880
00:39:34,119 --> 00:39:37,960
like oh my god there are two and he's

881
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:40,599
like what I you seem to like too I

882
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:43,520
thought you would enjoy it I no give me

883
00:39:40,599 --> 00:39:46,160
a second and like goes back to one very

884
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:49,920
quickly and can change his body and

885
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:51,760
manifest whatever she will like the best

886
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,079
but yes uh started with two dicks

887
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,119
because he's like this is what she will

888
00:39:53,079 --> 00:39:57,760
like the best and then she sees it and

889
00:39:55,119 --> 00:40:00,160
it's like oh my God okay that's weirdly

890
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:02,800
endearing it really kind of was yeah

891
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:05,240
that's like weirdly endearing okay and

892
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,599
he's like and he's a little embarrassed

893
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:09,319
about it and he's like I thought that's

894
00:40:06,599 --> 00:40:10,640
what you want so I my yeah here's one

895
00:40:09,319 --> 00:40:12,720
it's

896
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:16,319
fine just

897
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:18,760
kidding yes and then beyond that like

898
00:40:16,319 --> 00:40:23,800
they just kind of settle in for like a

899
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:25,160
sweet cozy day where she's like well

900
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,880
this girl's covering my shift and I

901
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,920
don't need as much help at work because

902
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,839
my boss got hit by a bus so sure going

903
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:32,960
to hang out with Teddy and Teddy's like

904
00:40:30,839 --> 00:40:34,920
we can watch your baking shows I can

905
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:39,079
braid your hair what do you need like

906
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:40,839
I'm I'm just here for you yeah um and I

907
00:40:39,079 --> 00:40:42,560
think it it does read us far more

908
00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:44,520
endearing throughout the book like it

909
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:46,880
doesn't read us like

910
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:48,160
obsessive um but I do also recognize it

911
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:51,040
you're like what do you do I don't have

912
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:53,440
a job I exist for your pleasure what

913
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:56,000
what do you need comfort that's all I

914
00:40:53,440 --> 00:41:00,240
know how to do I am a one trck minded

915
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:03,760
bear so it's like but also a little like

916
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:05,480
hey man get a hobby outside of me well I

917
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:08,200
can see like how could he he's a bear

918
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:12,119
the fantasy of having someone that like

919
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:14,119
exists to meet your needs like in theory

920
00:41:12,119 --> 00:41:16,880
that's amazing and awesome and in

921
00:41:14,119 --> 00:41:20,280
practice it's like Jesus wept get out of

922
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:24,480
my face

923
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:29,079
like find a friend find a

924
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:31,319
friend like oh my God phone a

925
00:41:29,079 --> 00:41:33,800
friend was that Who Wants To Be A

926
00:41:31,319 --> 00:41:35,160
Millionaire yes was that the yeah yeah

927
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:37,800
yeah sometimes they called friends that

928
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:40,880
were straight up idiots yeah dude and

929
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:44,000
honestly what Panic you must have F Well

930
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:45,920
I guess it wasn't live was

931
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,680
it cuz that would be a different thing

932
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:49,760
cuz that would be another level of panic

933
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:51,480
to be watching your friend on a show and

934
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,800
they get asked a question no I don't

935
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:57,920
think it was live and that was also

936
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:59,480
before like Google yes the goo the Googs

937
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:01,960
yeah so he goes back to having one dick

938
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:05,920
and then they just have like a very

939
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:09,480
sweet cuddly cozy day yeah we love that

940
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:11,280
yeah so later she's FaceTiming Devon and

941
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,599
like at one point he like asks to see

942
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,920
the bear cuz he sent it to her but is

943
00:42:12,599 --> 00:42:16,400
never really he's like yeah he's like

944
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:18,240
honestly I didn't realize how large it

945
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:20,359
was until I saw the shipping amount and

946
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:24,000
then they were like yeah we don't do

947
00:42:20,359 --> 00:42:25,440
free shipping on like this size thing

948
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,520
and he's like if you want something

949
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:29,559
smaller like I'm I'm happy to return it

950
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:32,240
and she's like no no I'm happy with

951
00:42:29,559 --> 00:42:35,720
Teddy no please and he makes a joke and

952
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:37,599
he's like oh named him Teddy huh like

953
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:40,200
what like is he can be your boyfriend

954
00:42:37,599 --> 00:42:43,559
while I'm out of town hahaa and

955
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:45,599
like she feels guilty about it right in

956
00:42:43,559 --> 00:42:47,559
a way that like Teddy's like in your he

957
00:42:45,599 --> 00:42:49,839
gave you permission but it seems like

958
00:42:47,559 --> 00:42:52,160
you still don't feel cool about it sort

959
00:42:49,839 --> 00:42:54,000
of energy because he doesn't understand

960
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:56,880
that like it's a

961
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:58,480
joke yes right right well and Devon also

962
00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:01,599
does understand that she's actually been

963
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:04,920
[ __ ] her bear like yeah so just kind

964
00:43:01,599 --> 00:43:07,559
of her living in that like this doesn't

965
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:10,119
feel ideal yeah but Teddy being Teddy is

966
00:43:07,559 --> 00:43:11,680
like I can tell you're distressed would

967
00:43:10,119 --> 00:43:14,440
you like an orgasm would you like to sit

968
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:17,000
on my face he's like like you did that

969
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:18,839
first time so she sits on his face

970
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:22,359
they're having a great time she turns

971
00:43:18,839 --> 00:43:24,960
around introduces him to 69ing and then

972
00:43:22,359 --> 00:43:27,160
she's about to come when her phone

973
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:29,920
starts ringing again and Devon his face

974
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:34,119
timing her and she's like [ __ ] [ __ ] so

975
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:35,800
she gets off of of Teddy but clearly

976
00:43:34,119 --> 00:43:37,319
looks a little flustered and Devon's

977
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:40,040
like oo are you playing like do you want

978
00:43:37,319 --> 00:43:42,480
to play together like she goes okay well

979
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:46,319
how about we play the game where you see

980
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:47,640
my face and guess what toy I'm using and

981
00:43:46,319 --> 00:43:49,040
then just goes back into her bedroom and

982
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:51,839
it's like if I keep Teddy off camera

983
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:53,520
it's fine you'll never know I don't know

984
00:43:51,839 --> 00:43:56,880
if your boyfriend would feel fine about

985
00:43:53,520 --> 00:44:00,160
that probably not yes especially cuz at

986
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:03,599
this Point Teddy has a human form yeah

987
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:06,760
Teddy is is fully sensient with a human

988
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:08,200
form at this point yeah yeah 1,000% so

989
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:14,079
I'm

990
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:16,280
like and so she is uh riding Teddy and

991
00:44:14,079 --> 00:44:19,440
FaceTiming Devon and then like Teddy

992
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:22,839
starts like saying dirty things to her

993
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:25,760
in her head that like Teddy or that like

994
00:44:22,839 --> 00:44:27,599
Devon can't hear uh and at one point

995
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:29,880
like they're like talking about like

996
00:44:27,599 --> 00:44:31,880
McD's like oh are you are you using that

997
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:33,960
vibrator with like the knot and she's

998
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:37,000
like no guess again but that knot would

999
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:39,359
feel so good and then suddenly like

1000
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:41,240
there's a not stretching her yes very

1001
00:44:39,359 --> 00:44:45,280
much that sort of

1002
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:48,280
energy and so uh much like Devon had

1003
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:51,079
been doing to her the whole as soon as

1004
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:53,880
Aaliyah finishes she just like hangs up

1005
00:44:51,079 --> 00:44:55,640
and it's like well great chat bye yep on

1006
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:59,040
to the other things I was doing with the

1007
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:59,040
dude actually lost

1008
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:04,160
game I

1009
00:45:01,839 --> 00:45:07,520
win

1010
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:09,839
bye-bye I win was it a race to see who

1011
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:11,280
could finish first and then we hang up

1012
00:45:09,839 --> 00:45:12,880
nailed it cuz that's what our

1013
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:15,000
relationship has turned into recently

1014
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,720
it's kind of that energy right right so

1015
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,839
when they hang up she's then looking at

1016
00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:21,119
Teddy and she's like I want you to use

1017
00:45:18,839 --> 00:45:22,640
me and he's like but I exist for your

1018
00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:26,119
pleasure and she's like but I want you

1019
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:30,480
to pretend that I exist for yours

1020
00:45:26,119 --> 00:45:31,359
pleasure right is like oh okay this is

1021
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:34,760
role

1022
00:45:31,359 --> 00:45:38,319
playing I can do this I can do that

1023
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:39,640
1,000% so I will say I reread this

1024
00:45:38,319 --> 00:45:40,920
little section A couple of times to make

1025
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:43,079
sure I didn't miss it still could have

1026
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:45,520
missed it but he handcuffs her to the

1027
00:45:43,079 --> 00:45:46,839
bed he now has two dicks again because

1028
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:51,680
she's very into the the double

1029
00:45:46,839 --> 00:45:54,440
penetration s of sort of situation uh

1030
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:55,559
and but then he's like jack me off so

1031
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:57,440
I'm like but I thought she was

1032
00:45:55,559 --> 00:45:59,280
handcuffed so I know if she just

1033
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,760
manifested out of the handcuffs I'm not

1034
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,280
quite sure but she was handcuffed to the

1035
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:04,520
bed then suddenly she's jacking him off

1036
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:06,839
and I'm not quite sure how we got there

1037
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:11,079
he like scooted up towards her

1038
00:46:06,839 --> 00:46:13,200
hand um but one was inside her one dick

1039
00:46:11,079 --> 00:46:14,800
was inside her the other dick he wanted

1040
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:17,720
her to jack

1041
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:20,559
off maybe one hand was

1042
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:22,280
cuffed I thought both were but maybe

1043
00:46:20,559 --> 00:46:24,680
yeah you're not

1044
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:27,680
wrong I don't know I was like was it her

1045
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:29,680
feet

1046
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:31,800
we have logistical questions which is

1047
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:34,880
even more impressive if he is inside of

1048
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:37,160
her with one to be using the feet on the

1049
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:40,760
on the other one yeah no that wouldn't

1050
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:43,240
work uh one he's like trying to get her

1051
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:45,280
all prepped before he [ __ ] both holes

1052
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:48,119
is kind of sure the classy wording and

1053
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,119
then her mom

1054
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:53,440
calls sorry I should have waited until

1055
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:56,000
you weren't taking a sip of wine and in

1056
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:58,319
retrospect The Classy wording and then

1057
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:00,559
her mom called

1058
00:46:58,319 --> 00:47:02,920
before I [ __ ] both holes and then who do

1059
00:47:00,559 --> 00:47:05,200
you know barbs Colin I don't know what

1060
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:08,920
her mom's name is but that felt Barb

1061
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:11,400
feels right Barb does feel right

1062
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:13,680
yeah and Teddy's like your mom's a great

1063
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,800
woman I answered the call for you here's

1064
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:19,040
your

1065
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:19,040
phone while he keeps [ __ ]

1066
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:27,839
her and I never have any desire to

1067
00:47:26,079 --> 00:47:32,359
accidentally end up on the phone with my

1068
00:47:27,839 --> 00:47:35,920
mom mid thrust M it's a no for me hard

1069
00:47:32,359 --> 00:47:38,720
no in the throws is not the moment for

1070
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:40,800
me to be checking in with Mom and Dad

1071
00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:43,440
I'm like the only way I'm accepting that

1072
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:46,040
call is if my ass accidentally hit

1073
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:49,040
answer yeah but outside of that I can

1074
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:52,280
call you back after uh

1075
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:55,680
yeah yeah but I still might not call you

1076
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:57,280
back after because in that post qual

1077
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:59,760
moment I don't know if call calling my

1078
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:01,640
mom is what I want to do then either no

1079
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:04,480
I might wait a few

1080
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:07,000
hours I don't morning how much time

1081
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:10,200
you're going to say but for some reason

1082
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:12,680
like I might wait a few and then I was

1083
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:16,520
like longer than minutes

1084
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:18,640
Hannah make it longer than longer than

1085
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:20,319
minutes you're like hours I was like

1086
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:22,559
okay we can work but yeah that feels it

1087
00:48:20,319 --> 00:48:25,119
can't be minutes it can't be minutes it

1088
00:48:22,559 --> 00:48:25,119
can't be

1089
00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:30,680
minutes it can't be like okay we've done

1090
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:33,760
the obligatory cuddle for the full 2

1091
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:36,880
minutes I've gone pee we've said I love

1092
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:39,640
you thank you I've put a shirt back on

1093
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:42,640
now I can call my Mom it's been 4

1094
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,640
minutes

1095
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:52,240
no no no none of that

1096
00:48:50,240 --> 00:48:54,160
sorry okay but then like it's just like

1097
00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:56,000
a quick phone call with her mom and then

1098
00:48:54,160 --> 00:49:01,640
she's like hanging up because at that

1099
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:04,160
point he has his two dicks in both

1100
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:06,000
holes and you can't talk to your mom

1101
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:10,000
during that you can't talk to anybody

1102
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:11,440
during that no nor do you want to no um

1103
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,520
and then after they have more sex they

1104
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:15,839
once again just like settle in for a

1105
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:17,880
cozy evening of like things that she

1106
00:49:15,839 --> 00:49:19,920
actually likes and her interest and like

1107
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:24,400
watching her baking shows and she's just

1108
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:25,720
like wow how great is this a partner who

1109
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:29,480
cares about my

1110
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:31,680
needs and listens a partner who wants to

1111
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:33,880
do the things that I

1112
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:37,880
enjoy

1113
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:40,000
yeah groundbreaking amazing

1114
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:42,280
revolutionary a partner who doesn't

1115
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:45,160
treat me like well not like [ __ ] that's

1116
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:48,280
being hyperbolic but anyway the next day

1117
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:50,680
she wakes up because well yeah this was

1118
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:54,000
another thing in the book she wakes up

1119
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:57,119
to Devon back in town surprising her and

1120
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:58,880
she says that she had like was so shock

1121
00:49:57,119 --> 00:50:00,520
she like hit him with like her no like

1122
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:02,480
he was like waking her up and like she

1123
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:04,280
like sat up and like headbutted him and

1124
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:06,079
headbutted him sort of energy but it

1125
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:08,599
also said that Teddy had had his arm

1126
00:50:06,079 --> 00:50:11,280
around her so I'm like was he back in

1127
00:50:08,599 --> 00:50:13,960
his bare form because you'd think Devon

1128
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:17,359
would notice if there was a grown ass

1129
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:19,359
man in bed with his girlfriend you would

1130
00:50:17,359 --> 00:50:22,119
think that so I guess it must have been

1131
00:50:19,359 --> 00:50:24,319
in bare form but that doesn't feel like

1132
00:50:22,119 --> 00:50:26,680
it was clearly communicated or I missed

1133
00:50:24,319 --> 00:50:28,000
the communication of it or maybe he

1134
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:30,160
shifted back with a

1135
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:33,359
quickness he like hurt the front door

1136
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:35,280
and was like whoop yeah cuz I there are

1137
00:50:33,359 --> 00:50:38,760
a couple like things throughout the book

1138
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:41,040
where like uh Aaliyah talks about like

1139
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:42,680
oh like I'll make us food do you need to

1140
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:44,160
eat and he's like I don't need to eat

1141
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:46,359
but if it would bring you pleasure to

1142
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:48,079
like feed me you're welcome to make me

1143
00:50:46,359 --> 00:50:50,920
food and I can consume it but I don't

1144
00:50:48,079 --> 00:50:52,559
need it for sustenance and so I feel

1145
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:54,359
like sleep had kind of been the same

1146
00:50:52,559 --> 00:50:55,960
where like he like didn't need sleep

1147
00:50:54,359 --> 00:50:57,280
yeah maybe that was it like Deon showed

1148
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,720
up and he like Turned turned into bare

1149
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:01,599
form

1150
00:50:58,720 --> 00:51:02,880
H but it's funny because Devon's like

1151
00:51:01,599 --> 00:51:03,960
well I switched shifts with the guy so I

1152
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:05,640
had a few days off so I thought I'd

1153
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,880
surprise you but like wanted to check

1154
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:09,160
and make sure everything was okay cuz

1155
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:10,720
you like hung up as soon as we like you

1156
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:13,280
finished yesterday and like wasn't sure

1157
00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:15,599
if you were mad at me and she's like you

1158
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:17,480
do that all the time and he's like oh

1159
00:51:15,599 --> 00:51:20,040
like that bothers you and she's like I

1160
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:23,520
I've told you it bothers me and he's

1161
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:24,839
like oh well like DED come is the worst

1162
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:27,079
right and she's like it feels like we're

1163
00:51:24,839 --> 00:51:30,760
kind of like

1164
00:51:27,079 --> 00:51:32,920
talking in CES Point here um and then

1165
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:34,640
she's like okay yeah I needed to go to

1166
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:36,160
the farmers market today like let's just

1167
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:38,599
do that and it's like The Vibes are just

1168
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:40,400
kind of off here right and so he's like

1169
00:51:38,599 --> 00:51:42,720
okay well like do you what do you want

1170
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:46,400
to do before we go to the farmers market

1171
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:47,680
so she's like yeah cool let's have sex

1172
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,760
like not in a passive way I think she

1173
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:51,400
was into it but then when he goes into

1174
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:54,520
the bedroom he like just pushes Teddy

1175
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:57,040
off the bed and she's like hey please

1176
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:59,319
don't do that like please treat my

1177
00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:01,319
belongings with care right um and I

1178
00:51:59,319 --> 00:52:03,720
would I'd ask you not not be respectful

1179
00:52:01,319 --> 00:52:06,079
of my things in my space that you

1180
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:09,799
haven't been in 1,000% like we don't

1181
00:52:06,079 --> 00:52:13,280
live together this this is her

1182
00:52:09,799 --> 00:52:14,720
place and he's like you're being

1183
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:16,079
ridiculous like this is a bear you're

1184
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:17,920
overreacting and she's like I'm not

1185
00:52:16,079 --> 00:52:19,760
being ridiculous I've spoken very calmly

1186
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:22,240
and very kindly I've let you know that

1187
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:24,160
this is something that bothers me I've

1188
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:25,960
asked you not to do it I've asked you to

1189
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:28,640
correct what you did and you're choosing

1190
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:30,200
not to right and like that is what is

1191
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:33,839
bothering me at this point is you like

1192
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:35,920
not treating my feelings or my opinions

1193
00:52:33,839 --> 00:52:38,520
with care which is the theme right

1194
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:41,280
because she asked him to stop hanging up

1195
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:44,319
immediately she's asked him for more and

1196
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:45,480
he's chosen not to give it 1,000% so she

1197
00:52:44,319 --> 00:52:46,839
just kind of like keeps holding this

1198
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:48,559
boundar as he's like you're being

1199
00:52:46,839 --> 00:52:50,960
ridiculous and she's like I'm not being

1200
00:52:48,559 --> 00:52:52,680
ridiculous like thanks so much and he's

1201
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:54,760
like all right well call me when you're

1202
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:57,559
lonely and want dick later and just like

1203
00:52:54,760 --> 00:53:00,680
leaves

1204
00:52:57,559 --> 00:53:02,079
and she's like cool cool cool cool I'm

1205
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:05,400
just going to go to the farmers market

1206
00:53:02,079 --> 00:53:07,640
and get my groceries yeah and then come

1207
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:10,839
back so when she comes back it's very

1208
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:13,680
sweet Aaliyah has like bought Teddy some

1209
00:53:10,839 --> 00:53:15,760
like sweatpants and t-shirts from the

1210
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:17,280
farmers market that are all like branded

1211
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:20,079
but she's like that way he'll have his

1212
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:22,359
own clothes uh cuz I think he'd been

1213
00:53:20,079 --> 00:53:24,599
like using a pair of like Devon's old

1214
00:53:22,359 --> 00:53:28,119
sweatpants sort of energy

1215
00:53:24,599 --> 00:53:30,520
mm Teddy is absolutely surprised and

1216
00:53:28,119 --> 00:53:34,079
delighted that she like got him a gift

1217
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:36,559
and that like she thought of him the bar

1218
00:53:34,079 --> 00:53:38,319
is real low for both of them like he's a

1219
00:53:36,559 --> 00:53:40,520
teddy bear so I get why the bar is low

1220
00:53:38,319 --> 00:53:42,599
for him but like with her I'm like

1221
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:46,400
Aaliyah believe in the me that believes

1222
00:53:42,599 --> 00:53:50,720
in you girl I need I need

1223
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:54,440
more are you okay clearly not clearly

1224
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:56,480
not yeah no well and it's also funny

1225
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:58,880
because as she gets back from the

1226
00:53:56,480 --> 00:54:00,599
farmers market like she's like showing

1227
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:03,599
Teddy she's like this is like the spray

1228
00:54:00,599 --> 00:54:05,520
to use on uh fruits and vegetables to

1229
00:54:03,599 --> 00:54:08,880
clean them so he's like helping her like

1230
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:11,280
put everything away and her mom calls

1231
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:14,680
and I guess her mom is a mage who's like

1232
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:16,200
gift is like having a really strong

1233
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:18,160
Intuition or like knowing when

1234
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,880
something's off so like calling because

1235
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:22,880
she like felt like The Vibes were off

1236
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:24,280
with Devon uh but in that way where like

1237
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:26,599
Ali's like

1238
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:28,599
yeah he surprised me and came home but

1239
00:54:26,599 --> 00:54:30,480
we had a stupid fight and he left and

1240
00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:32,680
her mom is like I never liked him for

1241
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:34,960
you anyway and aiyah is like we didn't

1242
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:37,799
break up Mom just had a fight and her

1243
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:42,960
mom's like well maybe some things to

1244
00:54:37,799 --> 00:54:45,400
consider right it's not too late like so

1245
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:48,720
the day I got married to my

1246
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:52,640
husband or the day before I went to get

1247
00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:55,160
my hair done like you know whole

1248
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:57,559
situation my hairdresser who's in jail

1249
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:59,520
now I I don't think she's in jail she

1250
00:54:57,559 --> 00:55:02,400
did get arrested oh no no no it's a

1251
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:04,960
different it's different it's different

1252
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:07,240
MTI arrested it's different it's

1253
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:09,880
different oh my

1254
00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:11,559
God but my favorite part is how

1255
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:13,920
passively you started answering that

1256
00:55:11,559 --> 00:55:15,799
question before you realize that two of

1257
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:18,680
your former hair stylists have been

1258
00:55:15,799 --> 00:55:22,240
arrested for various reasons yeah no

1259
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:26,319
different different different one so

1260
00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:31,440
um like no I don't think oh [ __ ] no

1261
00:55:26,319 --> 00:55:31,440
she's not still in jail Jesus Christ

1262
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:38,440
anyway no

1263
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:40,559
anyhoo so I'm getting my hair done and I

1264
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:43,160
was talking to my mom about my

1265
00:55:40,559 --> 00:55:45,160
ex that I had been with for many years

1266
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:48,720
and blah blah blah blah blah and my

1267
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:52,079
mom's like Oh yeah we never liked

1268
00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:55,760
him I was with him for 10 years Mom oh

1269
00:55:52,079 --> 00:55:57,520
my God 10 literally all through High

1270
00:55:55,760 --> 00:56:02,599
School all through

1271
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:07,480
college and graduate school Hannah I'm

1272
00:56:02,599 --> 00:56:10,920
not beating that but last

1273
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:12,559
night what so my parents are in town my

1274
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:14,960
parents don't live in Georgia uh but

1275
00:56:12,559 --> 00:56:16,400
they do have a have a place here so they

1276
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:18,559
were in town and we were hanging out

1277
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:20,799
last night and as Vance and I are

1278
00:56:18,559 --> 00:56:22,280
walking to the door we were like at the

1279
00:56:20,799 --> 00:56:24,720
door to

1280
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:27,240
leave my dad looks at my husband and

1281
00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:30,440
he's like Vance I just to

1282
00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:32,079
say I just really love you for Chelsea

1283
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:34,000
and like you're such a great addition to

1284
00:56:32,079 --> 00:56:36,880
the family and just like it was like

1285
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:40,720
actually a very kind very sweet

1286
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:42,920
endearing moment but I was like what the

1287
00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:45,480
[ __ ] were you going to do man it's our

1288
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:48,200
7year wedding anniversary this year and

1289
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:50,319
we have a one and a half year- old Matt

1290
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:54,119
and I just celebrated s months a few

1291
00:56:50,319 --> 00:56:56,960
weeks ago yes seven years seven years

1292
00:56:54,119 --> 00:56:59,440
what did I say seven months seven years

1293
00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:00,960
a few weeks ago wait Hannah I've known

1294
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,480
you for several years so if you've only

1295
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:05,119
been married for seven months you've

1296
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:07,280
been burying the lead in a way that like

1297
00:57:05,119 --> 00:57:10,440
I don't know if we'll be okay

1298
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:13,440
with like this might be the end I was

1299
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:18,640
like have you been lying to me for years

1300
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:21,440
seven years a few weeks ago yes

1301
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:22,920
yeah well I also brought up last night

1302
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:25,720
to my dad I was

1303
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:27,359
like yeah do you remember when Vance and

1304
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:29,520
I wearing engaged and like we had a

1305
00:57:27,359 --> 00:57:32,119
six-month engagement roughly we already

1306
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:33,039
had like The Wedding Date book like

1307
00:57:32,119 --> 00:57:34,559
there were a couple things that had

1308
00:57:33,039 --> 00:57:36,799
already been planned

1309
00:57:34,559 --> 00:57:39,440
proactively so it's 3 months before the

1310
00:57:36,799 --> 00:57:43,240
wedding we're all at the lake for 4th of

1311
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:45,599
July and I'm on a jet ski with my dad

1312
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:46,359
just the two of us on this jet ski and

1313
00:57:45,599 --> 00:57:49,160
my

1314
00:57:46,359 --> 00:57:51,880
parents live on a pretty isolated remote

1315
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:54,200
lake so he and I are just going down to

1316
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:56,960
like the very end of the lake that is

1317
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:58,839
even more isolated and remote and my dad

1318
00:57:56,960 --> 00:58:02,039
is just like shouting over his shoulder

1319
00:57:58,839 --> 00:58:04,000
he's like I really like Vance for you he

1320
00:58:02,039 --> 00:58:06,079
brings out good good things and just

1321
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:08,359
like keeps going I'm

1322
00:58:06,079 --> 00:58:11,680
like Dad we're

1323
00:58:08,359 --> 00:58:14,680
engaged like and like not like yesterday

1324
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:17,599
like right all deposits have been

1325
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:19,799
paid I was like you would save the dates

1326
00:58:17,599 --> 00:58:21,520
have been sent invitations have been

1327
00:58:19,799 --> 00:58:23,480
sent at this point so I'm like are you

1328
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:25,280
going to look at your wife my mother in

1329
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:27,559
the eye and tell her that you just now

1330
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:29,599
like it was just so funny I was like

1331
00:58:27,559 --> 00:58:31,280
yeah the ship has sailed my guy if you

1332
00:58:29,599 --> 00:58:33,599
didn't like him for me you probably

1333
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:34,440
should have let me know yeah before we

1334
00:58:33,599 --> 00:58:37,680
got

1335
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:39,559
engaged yeah my mom was like oh we never

1336
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:42,640
liked him I was like when were you going

1337
00:58:39,559 --> 00:58:46,599
to tell us mom I was like why didn't you

1338
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:48,520
tell me that and she goes well we just

1339
00:58:46,599 --> 00:58:51,960
kind of thought that maybe it wouldn't

1340
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:54,319
be open to our opinion I was like okay

1341
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:56,440
would you have been I was like I I don't

1342
00:58:54,319 --> 00:58:57,880
know but I was like how do you feel

1343
00:58:56,440 --> 00:59:00,039
about

1344
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:01,880
Matt like okay not talking about the

1345
00:59:00,039 --> 00:59:03,400
dude from uh for the for those 10 years

1346
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:06,280
that we dated but for the one that I'm

1347
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:10,359
uh signing a legally binding contract to

1348
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:14,880
today what are your thoughts concerns

1349
00:59:10,359 --> 00:59:19,079
any questions you know yeah oh my gosh

1350
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:22,480
that is yeah wild well I I may or may

1351
00:59:19,079 --> 00:59:25,559
not have told you my mom Matt brought

1352
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:28,839
Gizmo our dog who is paralyzed who he's

1353
00:59:25,559 --> 00:59:32,480
had before or we got together Brock

1354
00:59:28,839 --> 00:59:35,200
Gizmo when he met my parents I feel like

1355
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:38,559
that would endear your parents to him

1356
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:42,200
very much so Matt is has some some

1357
00:59:38,559 --> 00:59:45,079
tattoos that he got well incarcerated

1358
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:46,720
and some other tattoos that are show how

1359
00:59:45,079 --> 00:59:49,960
many Insane Clown posy tattoos does your

1360
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:54,760
husband have seven okay keep

1361
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:57,200
going um you know and um you know random

1362
00:59:54,760 --> 01:00:01,680
things like that and I remember being

1363
00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:04,119
concerned because my mom is very um

1364
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:06,200
Southern old school Christian kind of

1365
01:00:04,119 --> 01:00:07,960
situation I remember being a little

1366
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:11,240
worried about like if she was going to

1367
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:13,039
be cool and she said oh that must be a

1368
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:16,079
really good man to take care of that

1369
01:00:13,039 --> 01:00:16,079
little dog like

1370
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:21,480
that and so that was like the deciding

1371
01:00:19,359 --> 01:00:25,640
factor for that's a great deciding

1372
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:27,960
factor and I will also say uh I dated

1373
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:30,079
someone well dated people before my

1374
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:32,480
husband as I'm sure you know big shock

1375
01:00:30,079 --> 01:00:34,799
there but the guy that I dated before my

1376
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:38,200
husband my parents and my sister and

1377
01:00:34,799 --> 01:00:39,559
brother-in-law all very lovingly like we

1378
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:42,240
had a conversation where they were like

1379
01:00:39,559 --> 01:00:44,880
he's very kind he's not your person he's

1380
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:48,760
not it and it was a very difficult

1381
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:51,559
conversation to go through um and they

1382
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:56,520
were not wrong I knew it and just

1383
01:00:51,559 --> 01:00:59,200
like just holding on to it yes uh so so

1384
01:00:56,520 --> 01:01:01,039
we'll say I don't know if it's better or

1385
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:03,240
worse cuz like having that conver like

1386
01:01:01,039 --> 01:01:05,960
that conversation [ __ ]

1387
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:08,039
sucked but at the same time I'm like

1388
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:10,319
grateful that they were like hey we love

1389
01:01:08,039 --> 01:01:13,720
you enough to like this isn't about us

1390
01:01:10,319 --> 01:01:14,880
this is like right but I also see where

1391
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:16,200
you're like well we don't really know

1392
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:17,839
how this is going to be received and

1393
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:19,520
it's going to play out how it plays out

1394
01:01:17,839 --> 01:01:21,760
so we'll just love our daughter through

1395
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:23,319
this journey yeah and hope we come out

1396
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:26,480
the other

1397
01:01:23,319 --> 01:01:30,039
side where we all would like to be

1398
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:32,000
like you know and we did yeah that's the

1399
01:01:30,039 --> 01:01:33,680
thing right you're like well it played

1400
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:35,400
out how it was supposed to I just

1401
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:39,240
remember sitting there with like foils

1402
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:39,240
in my hair being like are you [ __ ]

1403
01:01:40,079 --> 01:01:44,280
serious like

1404
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:46,920
what yeah and you're like but once again

1405
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:49,680
the foils are in so how are we feeling

1406
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:52,520
about Matt just double checking right

1407
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:56,520
I'm stuck here for a minute so maybe

1408
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:59,720
like Now's the Time my gosh

1409
01:01:56,520 --> 01:02:02,319
um all right so within all of this

1410
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:05,039
Aaliyah then kind of has like a a

1411
01:02:02,319 --> 01:02:08,240
debrief with Teddy where like Teddy like

1412
01:02:05,039 --> 01:02:10,079
Can Tell She's like feeling some type of

1413
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:13,200
way and feeling very conflicted and he's

1414
01:02:10,079 --> 01:02:14,520
like I can just be a stuffy like I I

1415
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:16,000
won't be able to meet all of your other

1416
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:19,680
needs but like if that's what you need

1417
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:22,319
from me like yeah if I'm confusing you

1418
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:24,000
yes like I can just be your your stuffy

1419
01:02:22,319 --> 01:02:26,079
but also like Teddy kind of points out

1420
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:29,440
that like

1421
01:02:26,079 --> 01:02:33,599
Devon is selfish yeah and he's like it

1422
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:36,720
seems like uh he doesn't want you to be

1423
01:02:33,599 --> 01:02:38,440
with other people when he's not here

1424
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:40,599
because it's more of an ego thing for

1425
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:42,440
him yeah and like it feels like maybe

1426
01:02:40,599 --> 01:02:45,839
y'all are are a bit of a Miss but like

1427
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:48,440
once again like your relationship like M

1428
01:02:45,839 --> 01:02:50,880
you you do what you need but Aaliyah it

1429
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:53,039
has now like given her enough thought of

1430
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:57,480
like maybe I'm not happy maybe this like

1431
01:02:53,039 --> 01:03:00,599
hasn't been what I've wanted um

1432
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:04,160
they nap again there's a lot of naps I

1433
01:03:00,599 --> 01:03:09,880
love that me too I'm like yeah so they

1434
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:13,240
take a nap uh my notes say sexy times

1435
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:16,440
incoming okay not incoming Georgia where

1436
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:19,680
I live just incoming sure sure yeah

1437
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:22,279
important clarifying Factor um I forgot

1438
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:25,319
that people giggle when they

1439
01:03:22,279 --> 01:03:26,920
hear yeah coming Georgia um like I

1440
01:03:25,319 --> 01:03:31,039
forgot to point that like a friend who

1441
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:32,880
lives in Missouri sent me a post where

1442
01:03:31,039 --> 01:03:34,359
like someone was like traveling through

1443
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:36,680
Georgia and they were in a Walmart

1444
01:03:34,359 --> 01:03:39,640
that's like 5 minutes from my house that

1445
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:42,920
like had all of these like coming mugs

1446
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:45,440
and I was like I know where to buy those

1447
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:47,720
that's right next door it's around the

1448
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:49,799
corner I was like would you like one I

1449
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:52,200
can send one to Missouri for you no

1450
01:03:49,799 --> 01:03:54,359
props the answer is yes I should I

1451
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:56,279
should just send her a mug that would be

1452
01:03:54,359 --> 01:03:57,359
great uh

1453
01:03:56,279 --> 01:03:59,680
then

1454
01:03:57,359 --> 01:04:01,319
also like sexy times are incoming and

1455
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:03,160
Aaliyah's like I want to come on your

1456
01:04:01,319 --> 01:04:05,760
hand and he's like okay like here are my

1457
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:09,119
fingers girl go for it and she's like no

1458
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:11,400
your whole hand inside of me so we're

1459
01:04:09,119 --> 01:04:13,599
fisting now so we're fisting and then uh

1460
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:16,680
with her breeding King she like wanted

1461
01:04:13,599 --> 01:04:21,640
his like come as

1462
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:24,880
lube so he like comes inside her

1463
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:27,279
first okay with his dick with his dick I

1464
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:29,359
was like wait does his fist suddenly

1465
01:04:27,279 --> 01:04:31,839
like you know with how this book has

1466
01:04:29,359 --> 01:04:35,160
been going that's a great clarifying

1467
01:04:31,839 --> 01:04:39,440
question no it was with his dick okay

1468
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:43,039
okay okay uh but in that like no human

1469
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:45,319
produces this much this is a paranormal

1470
01:04:43,039 --> 01:04:47,720
level mhm of

1471
01:04:45,319 --> 01:04:50,359
ejaculation I read a dragon alien

1472
01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:51,920
situation where there was like a whole

1473
01:04:50,359 --> 01:04:54,400
thing about like their belly would

1474
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:57,880
expand with the amount of come and that

1475
01:04:54,400 --> 01:05:01,039
was like part of the king and like

1476
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:03,119
yeah yeah a breeding Kink is never one

1477
01:05:01,039 --> 01:05:04,880
that I've personally experienced or had

1478
01:05:03,119 --> 01:05:06,960
any desire to

1479
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:09,960
explore because I like in my head I was

1480
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:15,119
like oh well is it like a just like a

1481
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:17,400
[ __ ] kink like a semen Kink right uh and

1482
01:05:15,119 --> 01:05:19,960
sometimes a little bit yes maybe yeah

1483
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:22,319
but I'm also like once again on the

1484
01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:25,240
Aaliyah to Devon

1485
01:05:22,319 --> 01:05:29,319
Spectrum I don't want to be drowning in

1486
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:33,319
a PO of [ __ ] I don't want to be

1487
01:05:29,319 --> 01:05:33,319
distended distended with

1488
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:39,119
[ __ ] no like i' like I hurt just thinking

1489
01:05:37,079 --> 01:05:43,799
about it yeah I get distended when I eat

1490
01:05:39,119 --> 01:05:48,240
gluten I don't need to add semen like

1491
01:05:43,799 --> 01:05:50,920
gassy come like no neither is good I

1492
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:54,279
don't want either thank you it's not for

1493
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:56,839
me he comes inside of her to use it as

1494
01:05:54,279 --> 01:05:58,079
lube he fists her he Tong his [ __ ]

1495
01:05:56,839 --> 01:06:03,039
her not

1496
01:05:58,079 --> 01:06:04,520
his I was like what the [ __ ] no I like I

1497
01:06:03,039 --> 01:06:06,599
was like hold on hold on that was my

1498
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:09,520
that was my bad that was my bad okay he

1499
01:06:06,599 --> 01:06:11,720
Tong her [ __ ] got it okay he tongs

1500
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:15,079
her [ __ ] as they're finishing there's

1501
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:18,240
a knock at the door so she goes in her

1502
01:06:15,079 --> 01:06:20,000
robe to figure out who's there and it's

1503
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:21,359
Devon and he's like oo like were you in

1504
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:24,799
the middle of something and she's like

1505
01:06:21,359 --> 01:06:27,680
just finished like and like isn't

1506
01:06:24,799 --> 01:06:30,079
stepping back to like let him in right

1507
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:31,440
and and he's kind of like yeah like I'm

1508
01:06:30,079 --> 01:06:33,000
sorry things got so out of control

1509
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:34,880
earlier and just like tries to like walk

1510
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:36,799
in and she's like well that's not a real

1511
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:38,559
apology and he's like what do you what

1512
01:06:36,799 --> 01:06:41,359
do you mean I just apologized she's like

1513
01:06:38,559 --> 01:06:43,400
no apologies involve ownership of Your

1514
01:06:41,359 --> 01:06:44,720
Action in it and being like Oh so sorry

1515
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:47,079
everything got so out of control it's

1516
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:50,160
not the same as being like you

1517
01:06:47,079 --> 01:06:53,520
specifically asked me not to disrespect

1518
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:56,160
this and I did it and like that

1519
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:58,720
accountability yes accountability being

1520
01:06:56,160 --> 01:07:00,279
a big thing there and so it's just like

1521
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:02,440
Devon's not really getting it it's

1522
01:07:00,279 --> 01:07:05,319
leading to increased

1523
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:07,760
tension and like it kind of like comes

1524
01:07:05,319 --> 01:07:10,680
out in this conversation that he's like

1525
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:12,720
yeah like I just liked having you wait

1526
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:15,119
until I got home because you were always

1527
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:17,119
so much more excited and like aggressive

1528
01:07:15,119 --> 01:07:19,920
and like I was into that more than

1529
01:07:17,119 --> 01:07:21,920
thinking of like her needs right

1530
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:25,720
throughout all of

1531
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:28,960
this uh yeah so just that kind kind of

1532
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:31,200
shitty he's like I mean yeah we can like

1533
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:33,520
make it just sexual instead and she's

1534
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:35,680
like wait you'd be willing to throw away

1535
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:36,720
our relationship just for like a casual

1536
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:40,039
sexual

1537
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:43,839
one seems like a little bit Yeah so just

1538
01:07:40,039 --> 01:07:46,319
like not yeah not a great long-term

1539
01:07:43,839 --> 01:07:47,799
partner sort of situation like he kind

1540
01:07:46,319 --> 01:07:49,359
of makes com he's like okay like good

1541
01:07:47,799 --> 01:07:51,720
luck and she's like I already have your

1542
01:07:49,359 --> 01:07:55,640
replacement lined up like this is not

1543
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:58,839
this is a nonissue right yeah thank you

1544
01:07:55,640 --> 01:08:01,279
next but then when uh Aaliyah goes back

1545
01:07:58,839 --> 01:08:03,000
into the bedroom the bedroom is still

1546
01:08:01,279 --> 01:08:04,640
messy from like everything she and Teddy

1547
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:06,440
had just been doing and like Teddy's

1548
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:09,599
like laying where she left him and she's

1549
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:12,079
like like Teddy is no longer sensient

1550
01:08:09,599 --> 01:08:13,400
she's like speaking to him oh cuz she's

1551
01:08:12,079 --> 01:08:15,200
like oh like maybe he just like didn't

1552
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:18,080
like clean it up like that's fine cuz

1553
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:19,719
like he can CLE like he just does all of

1554
01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:21,920
these things in his mind so like at one

1555
01:08:19,719 --> 01:08:23,080
point they like she needs to shower

1556
01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:24,759
she's like oh do you need a shower and

1557
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:27,159
he's like I kind of just like think

1558
01:08:24,759 --> 01:08:29,000
myself clean and it happens so that's

1559
01:08:27,159 --> 01:08:31,120
kind of how he' been cleaning her space

1560
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:33,279
this whole time was just like thinking

1561
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:34,640
it clean but when she walks in she's

1562
01:08:33,279 --> 01:08:36,679
like oh maybe he just like didn't and

1563
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:39,759
then when she's speaking to him what a

1564
01:08:36,679 --> 01:08:42,400
power I would love to think things clean

1565
01:08:39,759 --> 01:08:45,000
oh my God yes like I would love to

1566
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:47,640
manifest that for sure so she's super

1567
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:49,480
freaked out and uh it's like okay I'm

1568
01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:54,080
going to go in town and she's looking

1569
01:08:49,480 --> 01:08:56,080
for ma who's the Fay leader in town okay

1570
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:58,920
also until this point we've like had no

1571
01:08:56,080 --> 01:09:02,440
real conversation about it being like

1572
01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:04,239
yes and that's why I I felt like this

1573
01:09:02,440 --> 01:09:06,400
book was almost a

1574
01:09:04,239 --> 01:09:07,759
prequel because I was like okay it feels

1575
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:09,560
like it's setting it up for this like

1576
01:09:07,759 --> 01:09:11,719
Paranormal town it's like this is how

1577
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:14,359
we're getting introduced to people I

1578
01:09:11,719 --> 01:09:17,440
don't know I was reading through the

1579
01:09:14,359 --> 01:09:20,359
author's list of Publications and was

1580
01:09:17,440 --> 01:09:23,120
was a little confused this is the only

1581
01:09:20,359 --> 01:09:25,679
one that I've read um so I'm not quite

1582
01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:27,560
sure how all of this plays out and if

1583
01:09:25,679 --> 01:09:29,400
other people in town have other books

1584
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:32,040
but like she goes looking for Ma they're

1585
01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:34,520
like oh Ma's not at the diner she's had

1586
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:37,520
a meeting with the fire chief the fire

1587
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:41,400
chief is like a very kind man who's also

1588
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:43,560
like the alpha of the local shifter pack

1589
01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:47,799
sort of energy that does feel like a

1590
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:49,400
setup yes yeah and so she's like talking

1591
01:09:47,799 --> 01:09:51,640
to the Chief and it also seems like

1592
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:52,719
she's talking like hypotheticals like

1593
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:54,760
where there's like she doesn't want to

1594
01:09:52,719 --> 01:09:56,600
get in trouble for using her magic and

1595
01:09:54,760 --> 01:10:00,239
I'm like what what are the ramifications

1596
01:09:56,600 --> 01:10:02,320
I have no idea um but as she's like

1597
01:10:00,239 --> 01:10:04,199
talking to him and like well the

1598
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:07,400
hypothetical like I

1599
01:10:04,199 --> 01:10:09,159
like was turned him sensient and now

1600
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:13,960
he's not and I want to get my friend

1601
01:10:09,159 --> 01:10:17,600
back sort of energy and the fire chief

1602
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:20,080
calls a guy named Kingston and is like

1603
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:22,560
hey I have a young lady here who I think

1604
01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:24,080
may have been affected by the incident

1605
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:26,679
this

1606
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:28,360
week okay okay so like Kingston shows up

1607
01:10:26,679 --> 01:10:32,239
they explain the situation to

1608
01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:34,239
him um and Kingston's like oh yeah I can

1609
01:10:32,239 --> 01:10:36,560
recreate that spell so he like goes to

1610
01:10:34,239 --> 01:10:39,719
her house with her helps her recreate

1611
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:41,520
the spell to keep Teddy this way

1612
01:10:39,719 --> 01:10:43,199
permanently and like says something

1613
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:44,800
about like whatever he'd been whatever

1614
01:10:43,199 --> 01:10:47,360
Kingston had been doing earlier in the

1615
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:50,480
week had like caused an uptick and

1616
01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:54,080
magical ability for the Mage population

1617
01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:55,920
huh so like her uh manifesting was a

1618
01:10:54,080 --> 01:11:00,960
little bit more potent I'd say than it

1619
01:10:55,920 --> 01:11:03,600
normally was okay so like a solar flare

1620
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:05,840
yes like almost like a magic solar flare

1621
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:08,640
is a how that it kind of seemed alluded

1622
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:11,360
to okay um and he's

1623
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:13,080
like there you go there you go Teddy's

1624
01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:15,040
here now if you need help getting him

1625
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:17,400
papers so he can be a real human let me

1626
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:23,080
know and I can help with that as

1627
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:23,080
well and now Teddy's back and that's the

1628
01:11:23,199 --> 01:11:27,239
end that's the whole book

1629
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:32,880
okay that is a journey

1630
01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:40,440
right the the look your face is giving

1631
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:42,159
is like a it's a journey that I just

1632
01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:43,679
might need to sit and process for a

1633
01:11:42,159 --> 01:11:45,960
little bit to figure out how I feel

1634
01:11:43,679 --> 01:11:49,440
about it well because on one side it's

1635
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:50,920
like okay so she just created the

1636
01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:53,719
perfect

1637
01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:59,040
man this wasn't like they found each

1638
01:11:53,719 --> 01:12:01,760
other no she like made a person yes she

1639
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:04,760
had a teddy bear that she turned into a

1640
01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:07,159
human whose Soul existence was to make

1641
01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:10,000
her happy was yeah to be a comfort item

1642
01:12:07,159 --> 01:12:12,960
for her

1643
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:14,520
and so she was like yeah this is a

1644
01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:16,000
better option than my boyfriend who

1645
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:17,000
doesn't really always think of my needs

1646
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:21,040
or

1647
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:21,040
interest and now Teddy and I are in

1648
01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:30,560
love in a weird way I'm like good for

1649
01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:32,840
her like I know yeah no I actually do

1650
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:36,120
like I felt the same where I was like

1651
01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:38,679
okay I respect you realizing what you're

1652
01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:40,520
worth realizing that the relationship

1653
01:12:38,679 --> 01:12:45,400
you were in was ultimately making you

1654
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:47,880
unhappy and uh finding the freedom and

1655
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:50,159
The Bravery to hold that boundary and

1656
01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:51,920
have that conversation yeah cuz I

1657
01:12:50,159 --> 01:12:55,400
absolutely say that as someone who like

1658
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:57,320
dated someone for 10 months that like

1659
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:59,840
every week I was like this is the week

1660
01:12:57,320 --> 01:13:01,560
like it's time to go The Vibes are off I

1661
01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:02,920
just need to end it and then 10 months

1662
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:05,159
later we're still in it I'm like well

1663
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:07,000
this is a me problem yeah he's not going

1664
01:13:05,159 --> 01:13:09,639
to end it he's very happy it's me that's

1665
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:11,520
the problem here yeah and so like I

1666
01:13:09,639 --> 01:13:13,760
respect her like coming to that

1667
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:16,800
determination over time but like I'm

1668
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:18,360
like well if you hadn't have created the

1669
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:20,760
perfect [ __ ] toy for yourself you'd

1670
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:23,520
probably still be dating

1671
01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:27,120
Devin and I think that feels like a

1672
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:27,120
weird thing to reconcile

1673
01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:34,120
right cuz there's this like I know my

1674
01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:37,400
worth do you but you didn't 12 hours ago

1675
01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:41,719
like yeah you didn't until you literally

1676
01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:45,159
had someone who was a comfort item who

1677
01:13:41,719 --> 01:13:48,440
then became human who still as a human

1678
01:13:45,159 --> 01:13:50,760
their sole ex reason for existing is to

1679
01:13:48,440 --> 01:13:53,159
provide you comfort in whatever way you

1680
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,159
need

1681
01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:57,040
comfort but if you didn't have that I

1682
01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:58,480
don't think you would have left your

1683
01:13:57,040 --> 01:14:00,400
other

1684
01:13:58,480 --> 01:14:02,400
relationship well I think it's about the

1685
01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:05,120
level of comfort right because she was

1686
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:08,320
comfortable with her ex and the dynamic

1687
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:11,480
that they had until she understood that

1688
01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:13,960
like it could be different well it also

1689
01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:16,360
seems like she didn't necessarily

1690
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:18,719
realize that her ex was being selfish

1691
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:20,960
and kind of taking advantage of her and

1692
01:14:18,719 --> 01:14:25,040
that it was more like just about his

1693
01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:28,159
needs and ego versus her interest and

1694
01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:32,199
until it became a little more

1695
01:14:28,159 --> 01:14:34,600
like in his face and blatant that like

1696
01:14:32,199 --> 01:14:37,520
things weren't where how they had been

1697
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:39,880
or how he wanted them to be right but I

1698
01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:41,159
will say to her credit and something I

1699
01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:43,080
forgot to mention was like in the

1700
01:14:41,159 --> 01:14:45,040
conversation that she's having with

1701
01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:46,960
Devon about the future of their

1702
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:48,239
relationship he's like okay so you just

1703
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:50,239
like want to break up with me if you

1704
01:14:48,239 --> 01:14:54,239
can't [ __ ] other people and she's like

1705
01:14:50,239 --> 01:14:56,600
no I'm I'm perfectly willing to like

1706
01:14:54,239 --> 01:14:58,960
wait until your contract is up and we

1707
01:14:56,600 --> 01:15:01,360
can navigate this together she's like

1708
01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:04,440
but I I can't do this long term like I

1709
01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:06,679
want someone who wants to watch my shows

1710
01:15:04,440 --> 01:15:08,080
with me and like has similar interest

1711
01:15:06,679 --> 01:15:10,600
yes she's like I want someone that like

1712
01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:13,600
I can go to the farmers market with and

1713
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:15,760
so if you are willing to meet me there

1714
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:17,760
I'm happy to have that conversation and

1715
01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:18,840
Devon like wasn't willing to meet her

1716
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:20,840
there so it wasn't like she was just

1717
01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:24,120
like I know my worth I have a teddy bear

1718
01:15:20,840 --> 01:15:26,840
who [ __ ] me you're out like there was a

1719
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:29,239
little more conversation to it for sure

1720
01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:30,440
right but but yes very interesting

1721
01:15:29,239 --> 01:15:34,960
because she essentially just like

1722
01:15:30,440 --> 01:15:38,040
created her perfect man

1723
01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:41,080
right and then was like well now that I

1724
01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:44,159
have him it's like Weird Science where

1725
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:48,040
they make the perfect woman science you

1726
01:15:44,159 --> 01:15:51,719
know like I like

1727
01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:53,679
sorry science like that did not age well

1728
01:15:51,719 --> 01:15:57,760
you know what I mean like if you've seen

1729
01:15:53,679 --> 01:16:00,840
Weird Science it did not age well

1730
01:15:57,760 --> 01:16:03,960
no but this is feels weirdly

1731
01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:06,480
empowering I was in a A continuing ed

1732
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:08,520
training last week where the uh trainer

1733
01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:11,480
made a passive reference that clueless

1734
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:13,120
hasn't aged well and I didn't it hasn't

1735
01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:14,760
this was not a training that like I knew

1736
01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:16,159
anyone in this was not like anyone I

1737
01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:19,400
knew but I almost wanted to unmute

1738
01:16:16,159 --> 01:16:21,199
myself and be like but Paul red has hey

1739
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:24,520
and like not the point of this training

1740
01:16:21,199 --> 01:16:26,880
it's a trauma training we'll stay there

1741
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:31,440
did I tell you about the abene Abalone

1742
01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:35,520
incident I did didn't I

1743
01:16:31,440 --> 01:16:37,840
remind yes you did because abene Texas

1744
01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:39,800
yeah I was in a meeting and somebody

1745
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:42,360
said they were from abalene Texas and I

1746
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:46,320
was like isn't that a snail and somebody

1747
01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:46,320
was like that's an abalone it's a

1748
01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:51,840
mollusk also that is a person I want on

1749
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:51,840
my trivia

1750
01:16:52,679 --> 01:16:58,840
team the thing is I had watching a lot

1751
01:16:55,639 --> 01:17:02,760
of Psych and I knew that it wasn't abene

1752
01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:06,000
was a mollusk I knew that but I was like

1753
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:08,520
that's funny and I almost said when she

1754
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:10,880
was like that's an abalone I was like

1755
01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:14,239
isn't that an Italian dessert like I was

1756
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:16,400
so close and then I was like I instead I

1757
01:17:14,239 --> 01:17:19,159
just said I've heard it both ways and

1758
01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:21,719
only one person laughed it was very

1759
01:17:19,159 --> 01:17:23,400
awkward for me oh but as soon as you

1760
01:17:21,719 --> 01:17:25,080
said I've been watching a lot of Psych

1761
01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:27,719
my first thought was I've heard it both

1762
01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:29,760
ways yes I literally was like I did say

1763
01:17:27,719 --> 01:17:34,320
out loud like I've heard it both ways

1764
01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:35,639
and just left it but like yeah um dle

1765
01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:40,239
Hill is probably one of my celebrity

1766
01:17:35,639 --> 01:17:43,040
crushes 100% And His tap dancing is

1767
01:17:40,239 --> 01:17:47,280
incredible such a good dancer oh my God

1768
01:17:43,040 --> 01:17:49,080
yes shout out does not get enough

1769
01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:53,400
accolades or attention he does not get

1770
01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:56,719
enough credit no shout out to douay

1771
01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:58,840
sure the main dud is great too but like

1772
01:17:56,719 --> 01:18:00,040
James rode I was forget I was like I

1773
01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:03,800
forgot his last name I was like it's

1774
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:04,679
James something rode Rod day yes because

1775
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:06,600
it was

1776
01:18:04,679 --> 01:18:08,199
Rodriguez well I was going to say James

1777
01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:10,080
Rodriguez and I was like that's not

1778
01:18:08,199 --> 01:18:13,400
right but I'm forgetting where I'm going

1779
01:18:10,080 --> 01:18:15,400
astray here yeah but when he joined sag

1780
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:18,280
there was already a James Rodriguez so

1781
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:20,520
he changed it to rode um I just learned

1782
01:18:18,280 --> 01:18:24,280
that that's like Emma Stone oh really

1783
01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:27,440
she's an Emily oh and changed it with

1784
01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:29,480
sag H but there was a someone at a

1785
01:18:27,440 --> 01:18:31,400
recent press conference that called her

1786
01:18:29,480 --> 01:18:33,639
Emily and someone else was like it's

1787
01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:34,960
Emma and she was like my name's Emily

1788
01:18:33,639 --> 01:18:36,520
thank you cuz I guess she like made a

1789
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:38,880
comment recently she's like I'm I'd love

1790
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:42,199
to go by Emily like it's been weird

1791
01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:45,600
having my name change

1792
01:18:42,199 --> 01:18:48,360
um I was like a good for you girl yeah

1793
01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:51,400
reclaim your name but no that uh I

1794
01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:53,719
forgot the SAG aspect of James

1795
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:56,480
Roode he's one of those that like much

1796
01:18:53,719 --> 01:18:59,719
like Alexis BL like English is not his

1797
01:18:56,480 --> 01:19:02,199
first language I think I don't think so

1798
01:18:59,719 --> 01:19:04,760
I'm pretty sure his his dad is from

1799
01:19:02,199 --> 01:19:07,320
Mexico I feel Spanish is his first

1800
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:09,360
language cuz there was that uh Spanish

1801
01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:11,280
soap opera episode where you're like

1802
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:13,080
you're a little too fluent and you're a

1803
01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:15,440
little too good at

1804
01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:17,360
that this doesn't feel like someone

1805
01:19:15,440 --> 01:19:20,360
faking a

1806
01:19:17,360 --> 01:19:24,040
bilingual biling willness the official

1807
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:26,400
wording um all right what I shudder to

1808
01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:29,639
ask what is our ratings is it I was kind

1809
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:31,320
of trying to avoid what it's going to

1810
01:19:29,639 --> 01:19:33,080
have to be four foot teddy bears right

1811
01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:37,960
it's going to have to be giant teddy

1812
01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:37,960
bears I refuse to make squirting dildos

1813
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:46,600
our basis I I shudder to think what the

1814
01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:50,600
graphic that Vance would choose for that

1815
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:52,679
would be LS oh my God so you're welcome

1816
01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:54,239
Vance it's teddy bears yeah we're going

1817
01:19:52,679 --> 01:19:56,880
teddy bears not squirting Doos we don't

1818
01:19:54,239 --> 01:19:58,880
want this episode to get pulled from the

1819
01:19:56,880 --> 01:20:03,040
interwebs which we still have to figure

1820
01:19:58,880 --> 01:20:04,880
out our Tik Tok Channel got like removed

1821
01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:07,840
like hardcore band removed I'm like we

1822
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:10,679
had like two videos I I'm I have so many

1823
01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:12,639
questions yeah um yeah so we'll see if

1824
01:20:10,679 --> 01:20:14,440
we can get back on the Tik toks we

1825
01:20:12,639 --> 01:20:16,239
should we're working on our social media

1826
01:20:14,440 --> 01:20:18,040
presence in general we work full-time

1827
01:20:16,239 --> 01:20:20,560
jobs and I have a kid and Hannah has

1828
01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:25,080
like several animals that need a lot of

1829
01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:28,040
attention and love um so we try our best

1830
01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:31,280
we do what we can really but also it's

1831
01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:35,040
not really a deterrent like we love like

1832
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:36,679
the we have like such solid yeah pretty

1833
01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:39,440
good Eng listeners and people that I'm

1834
01:20:36,679 --> 01:20:41,360
like oh like you you guys don't give a

1835
01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:43,120
[ __ ] if we're on Instagram and we love

1836
01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:46,639
you for it I was going to say we're very

1837
01:20:43,120 --> 01:20:49,000
grateful for y'all like yes keep us off

1838
01:20:46,639 --> 01:20:51,520
of social media and we'll love you even

1839
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:53,719
more we'll get on it it's fine we but

1840
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:55,199
truly like we do love to interact with

1841
01:20:53,719 --> 01:20:57,280
all of you on social

1842
01:20:55,199 --> 01:21:00,679
please let us know what books you want

1843
01:20:57,280 --> 01:21:02,520
to recommend it's funny because uh I

1844
01:21:00,679 --> 01:21:03,719
pulled up our like Tik Tok Channel

1845
01:21:02,520 --> 01:21:05,480
recently and like someone had like

1846
01:21:03,719 --> 01:21:07,840
commented and they were like clearly

1847
01:21:05,480 --> 01:21:09,280
responding to something very specific in

1848
01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:10,239
the episode and I was like I'm going to

1849
01:21:09,280 --> 01:21:11,960
have to go back and listen to this

1850
01:21:10,239 --> 01:21:15,040
episode again I have no idea what that

1851
01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:17,120
reference is this is great my sister

1852
01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:19,400
does that all the time she listens and

1853
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:22,480
she'll text me like a comment on

1854
01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:25,480
something we said and I'm

1855
01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:28,080
like okay yeah I have some questions

1856
01:21:25,480 --> 01:21:30,560
about the things that I say yeah and

1857
01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:32,560
concerned sometimes and quite frankly

1858
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:34,360
you we record multiple episodes in one

1859
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:37,480
day and there are times that like I'll

1860
01:21:34,360 --> 01:21:40,120
forget what we said in the last episode

1861
01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:44,000
yeah um because there's only so much

1862
01:21:40,120 --> 01:21:46,239
smut that can keep that space right you

1863
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:48,960
got to you got to let go of ice Planet

1864
01:21:46,239 --> 01:21:52,000
barbarians to make room for Teddy am I

1865
01:21:48,960 --> 01:21:53,679
right um so all right all that said

1866
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:56,920
we're yeah teddy bears how many how many

1867
01:21:53,679 --> 01:21:56,920
teddy bears are out

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01:21:57,320 --> 01:22:02,239
of

1869
01:21:58,920 --> 01:22:03,320
75 oh okay oh well they're 4T tall we

1870
01:22:02,239 --> 01:22:08,920
need

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01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:11,239
fewer 50 out of yeah out of 50 Teddy

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01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:13,760
Bears

1873
01:22:11,239 --> 01:22:16,880
um I feel like there are a lot of

1874
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:19,679
different rubrics that I could use sure

1875
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:22,920
for this one i' say out of 50 teddy

1876
01:22:19,679 --> 01:22:26,719
bears I'd probably go

1877
01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:31,760
like 20 I was going to say 20 yeah 20

1878
01:22:26,719 --> 01:22:34,480
out of 50 4 foot teddy bears uh feels

1879
01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:37,199
accurate I do think it's a pretty

1880
01:22:34,480 --> 01:22:39,000
seamless read but like the there were a

1881
01:22:37,199 --> 01:22:40,199
few moments that I like know I'd pointed

1882
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:42,040
out where I'm like wait what like she

1883
01:22:40,199 --> 01:22:44,800
was handcuffed and now she's not wait

1884
01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:47,080
what his arm around was around her was

1885
01:22:44,800 --> 01:22:49,000
it human or be I don't know like I think

1886
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:52,400
there were some moments like that that

1887
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:55,960
like needed a bit of polishing for me

1888
01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:58,159
sure um I I think is like an overall

1889
01:22:55,960 --> 01:23:00,920
premise it was very fascinating and I

1890
01:22:58,159 --> 01:23:03,639
haven't read anything like it um and so

1891
01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:06,719
I thoroughly enjoyed that aspect of

1892
01:23:03,639 --> 01:23:08,440
it I I do think that there were some

1893
01:23:06,719 --> 01:23:11,400
things that like probably needed to be a

1894
01:23:08,440 --> 01:23:14,719
little bit more fleshed out for uh for

1895
01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:17,400
more than than 20 yeah but

1896
01:23:14,719 --> 01:23:19,320
204t tall teddy bears is still a lot of

1897
01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:21,600
teddy bears just saying I was going to

1898
01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:23,800
say that that yeah that's a lot of teddy

1899
01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:26,480
bears like sure 50 is more no one's

1900
01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:28,239
going to dispute that 20 Bears is a lot

1901
01:23:26,480 --> 01:23:32,480
of [ __ ] Bears it's a lot of bears

1902
01:23:28,239 --> 01:23:36,320
yeah yes so 20 Bears is my final offer

1903
01:23:32,480 --> 01:23:38,199
um yeah let us know your thoughts I'm

1904
01:23:36,320 --> 01:23:42,800
personally still

1905
01:23:38,199 --> 01:23:44,800
processing and probably will be for a

1906
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:47,239
while to be

1907
01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:48,960
honest um this yeah and I think that's

1908
01:23:47,239 --> 01:23:51,120
the thing like this one kind of stays

1909
01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:53,239
with you like not in a but not

1910
01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:55,080
necessarily like a good way or a bad way

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01:23:53,239 --> 01:23:56,719
just in like a

1912
01:23:55,080 --> 01:23:58,880
you know there's more to process like

1913
01:23:56,719 --> 01:24:04,600
it's a very neutral way I was going to

1914
01:23:58,880 --> 01:24:06,440
say in like a huh huh yeah yeah huh

1915
01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:08,600
that's how I felt reading it and so I'm

1916
01:24:06,440 --> 01:24:10,199
not sure if uh you're feeling that

1917
01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:12,080
because that was my experience of it and

1918
01:24:10,199 --> 01:24:13,800
I was so like maybe it would be

1919
01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:15,600
different yeah if you've read it let us

1920
01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:17,719
know more than 20 Bears less than 20

1921
01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:19,280
bears are the Bears of a different size

1922
01:24:17,719 --> 01:24:20,800
than the ones that we used we used ours

1923
01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:22,520
based on the books so if they if yours

1924
01:24:20,800 --> 01:24:24,400
are a different size maybe you read a

1925
01:24:22,520 --> 01:24:29,679
different book and then I have questions

1926
01:24:24,400 --> 01:24:31,800
was he 4 feet as a human as a human no I

1927
01:24:29,679 --> 01:24:35,120
don't think so oh my God I think that

1928
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:38,880
was just as a bear I think as a human he

1929
01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:41,400
that just occurred to me I'm so

1930
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:43,360
sorry I'm so

1931
01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:46,119
sorry no cuz I feel like that would have

1932
01:24:43,360 --> 01:24:49,679
been a bigger talking point yeah it was

1933
01:24:46,119 --> 01:24:54,000
it gave more of the who's the 6' three

1934
01:24:49,679 --> 01:24:56,679
Adis in front of me versus the like like

1935
01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:58,960
look at that V and those abs [ __ ] yeah

1936
01:24:56,679 --> 01:25:04,440
yeah yeah no I got you a little less of

1937
01:24:58,960 --> 01:25:07,960
the oh who's the cute little man is that

1938
01:25:04,440 --> 01:25:12,800
cutie yeah more Adonis and less of a

1939
01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:16,520
padding on the head yeah yes okay uh

1940
01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:18,520
noted oh my gosh sorry what a different

1941
01:25:16,520 --> 01:25:21,840
book that would have been sorry that's

1942
01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:25,400
so helpful to me okay I'm

1943
01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:28,480
glad so 20 out of 50 4ot tall teddy

1944
01:25:25,400 --> 01:25:30,360
bears not humans need to be very

1945
01:25:28,480 --> 01:25:34,600
specific and clear teddy bears are 4

1946
01:25:30,360 --> 01:25:39,080
feet humans are not for feet are

1947
01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:42,320
probably at least in this book six foot

1948
01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:44,639
plus sex Gods sure sure yes yeah um so

1949
01:25:42,320 --> 01:25:46,639
let us know how many teddy bears or sex

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01:25:44,639 --> 01:25:48,679
Gods you would read this book and we

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01:25:46,639 --> 01:25:50,679
can't wait to see you next time yeah

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01:25:48,679 --> 01:25:53,480
thanks y'all bye smut [ __ ]

1953
01:25:50,679 --> 01:25:56,960
bye well that's it for this week's smut

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01:25:53,480 --> 01:26:00,119
[ __ ] we hope it was good for you cuz it

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01:25:56,960 --> 01:26:02,480
sure was great for us if you're digging

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01:26:00,119 --> 01:26:04,159
what we're doing it would mean a lot if

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01:26:02,480 --> 01:26:06,520
you'd take a minute to rate and review

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01:26:04,159 --> 01:26:09,880
the show wherever you're listening right

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01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:14,719
now maybe tell that sexy someone to Lind

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01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:19,700
us an ear we love you we appreciate you

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and we'll see you next week stay spoty

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