Speaker 1: Walk back to beardless, dick less me.
Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith, Quinn Smith. We have fallen.
Speaker 1: Into the whole that every podcast duo I assume falls into.
Speaker 1: At least I based it on my own personal experience
Speaker 1: of having done many podcasts with somebody else. You get
Speaker 1: to the place where when you're actually having a conversation and.
Speaker 2: There are no camera and no microphone rolling, you're like, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 3: Just don't just don't just don't stop talking.
Speaker 1: She was trying to talk to me. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: that's good too, don't just shut up.
Speaker 2: We're about to say it.
Speaker 1: I was like, don't have a conversation, don't be human.
Speaker 4: We're performers.
Speaker 1: Just like, there'll be time.
Speaker 2: For that after the show. You're like, but I can't.
Speaker 1: I have to go to Teasney. I am going to
Speaker 1: Disney after this week before we dive down the Disney hole.
Speaker 1: And that's exactly as filthy as I meant it to sound.
Speaker 1: What was the thing you were talking about where I
Speaker 1: was like, don't don't oh pants, who's fucking pants are
Speaker 1: you wearing? Okay, who's wearing the pants in this relationship?
Speaker 3: Humble brag?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is this is beyond humble breage because I
Speaker 1: don't even know the details.
Speaker 3: This is just a brag. Actually, So Courtney Love gave
Speaker 3: her clothes to a vintage store in London and then
Speaker 3: they did like a sale. She posted about it like
Speaker 3: a couple of years ago. I think it's called wardrobe
Speaker 3: happy hour, but maybe I'm wrong. And I saw and
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck? And they did drops
Speaker 3: of her clothes and it was like at this time
Speaker 3: and they're in London, so it was like.
Speaker 2: And by drops you mean they would do like ten
Speaker 2: twenty pieces.
Speaker 3: Of time or something in their stories and it or no,
Speaker 3: they in their stories and they would post and I
Speaker 3: obviously set a arms and.
Speaker 2: So that you want to pair of pants off an auction.
Speaker 3: Well I didn't. I didn't win. I purchased. Oh they
Speaker 3: spent there wasn't I spent money.
Speaker 2: But you weren't bidden against somebody. No.
Speaker 3: It was like the first come, first serve.
Speaker 2: So as soon as you get in the gate, you just.
Speaker 3: Have to message them right away, like the second they
Speaker 3: post it, and then they go by whoever whoever messaged
Speaker 3: them first.
Speaker 2: Fucking brave new retail world we lived.
Speaker 3: It was exhilarating, to be honest, this world. When you
Speaker 3: get something like that, it is.
Speaker 1: Like a win.
Speaker 3: Actually it was a.
Speaker 1: Huge May I ask how much those pants cost me?
Speaker 1: I mean, hey, hey, no.
Speaker 2: That's true. That's true.
Speaker 1: Well, depending on when you bought these pants. True, was
Speaker 1: this free or post cruel summer?
Speaker 3: It was post so I had some money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that post cruel summer period.
Speaker 2: You were like, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, daddy, war boss.
Speaker 3: I was throwing money to.
Speaker 1: The It was like monopoly money, I know. And then
Speaker 1: you pull your nose on one hundred dollars bill and
Speaker 1: throw it over your shoulder. I was like, whoa that
Speaker 1: TV money stands.
Speaker 3: I didn't have anyone to teach me how to be
Speaker 3: responsible with my money.
Speaker 1: Father, I was cheered from the sidelines. That's how the
Speaker 1: waste it.
Speaker 2: Literally literally, no, I disagree. You bought a fucking house.
Speaker 1: That's you know what I'm saying, like, you did the
Speaker 1: very responsible thing.
Speaker 2: Most people.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not rolling anything.
Speaker 2: It comes and it goes.
Speaker 1: Nobody in our business is rolling in it right now,
Speaker 1: with the exception of maybe Ryan Rent, who is like
Speaker 1: now a billion random No, not random, He's got like
Speaker 1: because it ain't just Reynold's the guy who does movies.
Speaker 1: He had a phone company called Mint Up in Canada,
Speaker 1: sold it made a billion dollars.
Speaker 2: He's one of those motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: It's like I made a liquor, buy it and somebody
Speaker 1: bought it for like maybe close to me. And he's
Speaker 1: married to that, to the gossip girl, and she's got
Speaker 1: her own fucking like you know, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: was gonna say gossip girl jeans or whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: But she's selling the thing too, so that he's the
Speaker 1: two of them are worth.
Speaker 3: A lot of money. That's a powerful couple right there,
Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So but wait, so what was that? Why were we?
Speaker 1: Why were we breaking his ass? Because I'm broke or
Speaker 1: everyone in this business broke except for fucking Reynold's life.
Speaker 1: They got the money is, let's go get the money
Speaker 1: from them.
Speaker 3: Let's get American.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I think she is, and I bet
Speaker 1: you it'd be a good thing if she's American, because
Speaker 1: he's not a Canadian, so you could talk him into it.
Speaker 1: He's like me, He's a Canadian, is like the codependent
Speaker 1: of the world, right, so, like you know how I'm
Speaker 1: like you could talk me in anything.
Speaker 2: Not you like, literally anybody could be like.
Speaker 1: You know, here's my somewhat sob story and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, take it all. He's Canadian, that's in
Speaker 1: the blood, that's genetic with that people.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: So being married to an American, she's probably like the gatekeeper.
Speaker 2: She probably like, you know, going upstairs, whoa whoa, whoa
Speaker 2: whoa where.
Speaker 1: He would just like he's a big heart that just
Speaker 1: wants to love and give away everything.
Speaker 3: This is such an assumption based on based on being
Speaker 3: Canadian or not. Let me think, remember that movie The
Speaker 3: Bling Ring? Yeah, should we do that?
Speaker 2: Wouldn't we go steal ship from famous people that.
Speaker 3: Maybe waited till we paused.
Speaker 1: Breaking into famous people's homes and.
Speaker 2: Stealing their ship?
Speaker 1: Times are tough, yeah, passion staying out of jail heavens
Speaker 1: A good movie, kidding, great soundtrack.
Speaker 3: It's such a such a fire soundtrack. Bangers Go Ray
Speaker 3: bell song Well maybe yeah, but that wasn't like the
Speaker 3: trailers And.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, but I do know one of those.
Speaker 2: I mean that's the song.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, they opened the fucking yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's the slave that's sleigh Bells awesome.
Speaker 2: That's the terror. All right, wait, dialing away the fun back.
Speaker 3: My pants Mark, Courtney looks.
Speaker 1: No first props for buying a house when you had money,
Speaker 1: thank god, because now you at least have.
Speaker 2: A place to live, thank god.
Speaker 3: And you're not like, fucking look, I'm so grateful for pouring.
Speaker 1: Money into rent and not having something to show for it.
Speaker 1: So that's a good thing.
Speaker 3: I'm so so grateful for my house.
Speaker 1: Bad thing is you bought Courtney love pants and.
Speaker 3: Crounging.
Speaker 1: How much did the Courtney love pants?
Speaker 3: But honestly, I don't think it was crazy.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like Max, but it sounds like you're
Speaker 1: relatively certain they were Courtney loves I'm possied she was involved.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm positive. I also have a shirt of.
Speaker 2: Hers that she personally wore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's cool.
Speaker 1: So that is that's like, that's that's the magic there, man,
Speaker 1: That's that's a totem that comes right.
Speaker 3: Literally, that's wild.
Speaker 2: Just a person man, like you could probably become friends.
Speaker 3: With some She seems real nice.
Speaker 2: I think she. I don't think she seems not nice.
Speaker 3: I do have a picture.
Speaker 1: If you're like, I'm into you, like I'm in to
Speaker 1: your ship. She'd be more inclined. I don't think so,
Speaker 1: I really think she'd be. Don't make me over, I'm
Speaker 1: all I want to be Yeah, dem analogy? Hey, so
Speaker 1: glad you make it?
Speaker 2: Hey? Now you really?
Speaker 1: Hey? Hey?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 3: Can I say something?
Speaker 1: Though it's half your show, you can say I'm gonna drink.
Speaker 1: Go ahead watch this, Ventril mac kids, shut up.
Speaker 3: They fit me perfectly. They fit me exactly. I got
Speaker 3: them hemmed at the bottom because they were too long
Speaker 3: because I guess she's.
Speaker 2: Tall, which technically means they didn't.
Speaker 3: Okay, But the other part, which is the hardest part
Speaker 3: to fit, shut up, the hardest part of the waste. Yes,
Speaker 3: fit me exactly.
Speaker 2: Ask your please?
Speaker 1: Five seven and what is mine?
Speaker 3: Five ft?
Speaker 2: Am I anyone equal height? Or am I a little
Speaker 2: taller than I think?
Speaker 3: We are? Equal height?
Speaker 2: Uncle?
Speaker 1: Don is? I just saw my brother and my sister
Speaker 1: and Momily DearS we Mommily who is nursing. You know, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she has a pillow, a princess pillow that she talks
Speaker 1: to all the time. It's adorable. But yeah, princess, I mean,
Speaker 1: we spent a long time talking about it last week.
Speaker 2: But if you just jumped into the show.
Speaker 1: For those who came in late, as the US two
Speaker 1: write in the Phantom comic strip, my mom's twenty.
Speaker 2: One year old cat. There you go, Mommily was I've
Speaker 2: shown her? I was simulcasting or.
Speaker 3: What they you know, I'm all casting?
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I was.
Speaker 1: Like fucking coast to co man, like Casey Casey and
Speaker 1: Casey's Coast to cause American top forty. No, motherfucker. When
Speaker 1: you have a phone and you could put what's on
Speaker 1: your phone on the TV?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's that called airplay?
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess I'll take it. Yeah, fuck any want?
Speaker 3: Yeah, timulcasting could be the word of the day.
Speaker 1: Let's look that up.
Speaker 2: We will look at it. You know what. We finished
Speaker 2: this before we started looking it up.
Speaker 1: So I was putting what was on my phone on
Speaker 1: Mamaly's TV. And I showed her because she listens to
Speaker 1: beardless stick with me. I got to show her beardless
Speaker 1: stick with me. And she was like watching it and
Speaker 1: like loving it. That was her, you know, she was.
Speaker 1: I could have left it on all day. She would
Speaker 1: have watched That's so sweet every episode. But I forget
Speaker 1: why I was even bringing that part up.
Speaker 3: Oh, because you claimed that Princess was twenty two, but
Speaker 3: she is in fact twenty.
Speaker 1: Well, excellent job kill, because then that part played and
Speaker 1: Mom starts talking to the TV.
Speaker 2: She's going, that's right, she's right.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, if you're gonna say.
Speaker 3: That, look at me, Teon, She's right.
Speaker 1: We I unlocked the secrets of mamily's TV. So now
Speaker 1: she's got like Apple TV and Max.
Speaker 3: She was watching the one channel before.
Speaker 1: No Ship was not a good.
Speaker 2: One for her. You know, it's a comfort.
Speaker 1: My mom, Like everybody's geriatric mother loves the Hallmark channel.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Like everyone fucking get enough of movies
Speaker 1: where somebody's gonna fall in love with who might be
Speaker 1: Santa that this time of year, it's that they're horny
Speaker 1: for Sant over there, and there's so many Santa for momiy,
Speaker 1: we'll just let him roll man, Hey.
Speaker 3: Whatever whatever floats momy's boats.
Speaker 1: Really, and I got to fucking I got to pull
Speaker 1: different channels and apps rather onto her TV, and so
Speaker 1: now she's got access to more. And so last night
Speaker 1: until what time is it now? It's oh, one o'clock,
Speaker 1: so that means it's four o'clock back there, twelve hours ago.
Speaker 1: I was still awake watching Mattlock with mamily. We got
Speaker 1: a bunch of sugar poundnog. I had oat milkgnogs. She
Speaker 1: had real eggnog, oh my, And we just stayed up
Speaker 1: fucking watching like the first five episodes of the New Mattlock,
Speaker 1: and she was in heaven. Oh my goodness, it's an
Speaker 1: old lady's porn, to be fair. Me and your mother
Speaker 1: watch it and at one point it's amazing. It's amazing everything.
Speaker 1: She's fantastic. But this show is so fucking good, and
Speaker 1: it's like a show within a show, the meta aspect
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 3: Really, I don't know what it's about.
Speaker 1: It's I don't want to even want you know it's
Speaker 1: it's it's kind of like Matt Loggett's a courtroom show,
Speaker 1: legal drama show to some degree. And her character's name
Speaker 1: is Matt Locke.
Speaker 3: Is it funny or is it a drama?
Speaker 2: It is a drama, but it's amusing as well. It is.
Speaker 1: It is a like fucking picture perfect CBS show. Really
Speaker 1: for their demographic, which now apparently includes me, not just mom,
Speaker 1: but me at fifty four, like watching it with your
Speaker 1: momily and stuff. After the last episode, I turned to her,
Speaker 1: and I was like, there's something really satisfying about watching
Speaker 1: old people solve crimes. And she goes, that's because we
Speaker 1: are old people. You're right, oh.
Speaker 6: Shit, but Jason Musee bombs your Momily, not my mama.
Speaker 6: That was your Momily dropping the wisdom. Your Momily said,
Speaker 6: that's me. Me and your Momily.
Speaker 1: Were upstairs in this very house, above this room, watching
Speaker 1: Matt Locke and at the end of the last episode,
Speaker 1: I said to her, I was like, it's something really
Speaker 1: satisfying about watching old people like soft crimes get out
Speaker 1: of James, like sisters doing it for themselves, seniors doing
Speaker 1: it for themselves. And that's when your mom was like,
Speaker 1: that's because we are old people. I was like, oh right.
Speaker 3: That gram my Grandmomily was calling you old and I
Speaker 3: was like, dang, yeah.
Speaker 1: She's like you're out of touch, Tiger. She's like, you
Speaker 1: are not brat. I was like, I was like, nobody's
Speaker 1: fucking brat anymore. Mom that was like months ago. She's like, bullshit,
Speaker 1: Charlie XCX, gonna be honest and know this week.
Speaker 2: And I was like, you know what you are, bratt?
Speaker 5: You cut a point.
Speaker 3: She did not say that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she did well, and she took her shirt
Speaker 1: and turned it inside out, so it said tarb.
Speaker 2: A tar because she didn't on the ALM.
Speaker 7: Silly, so.
Speaker 2: Mommily tar Momily went.
Speaker 1: It was like showing it like a like a twelve
Speaker 1: year old boy how to access the internet and find porn.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is how you find all the
Speaker 1: shows you want to watch. We watched episodes of The
Speaker 1: love Boat, The love Boat. It turns out as crack
Speaker 1: for Momily.
Speaker 3: What's the love Boat?
Speaker 1: You don't know what the love Boat is?
Speaker 3: I don't know what the love Boat is.
Speaker 1: Love Boat was one of the biggest shows on television
Speaker 1: in the history of the medium. It ran for nine seasons.
Speaker 1: I thought that let me lay out the princes. Oh fuck,
Speaker 1: oh my god, because they.
Speaker 2: Don't do this anymore.
Speaker 1: There's a hole and maybe somebody will fill it one day.
Speaker 1: The love Boat, it was an ABC show. Premise of
Speaker 1: it was the Pacific Princess Sales from San Diego to
Speaker 1: Porte Barta on you know, three, four or five day
Speaker 1: cruise whatever it was back in the late seventies early eighties,
Speaker 1: and every episode there were three separate storylines when you
Speaker 1: followed different couples and you know, one was very funny
Speaker 1: and one was kind of serious, and one maybe involved
Speaker 1: the crew a little bit because there was a Captain
Speaker 1: Stubing and Julie the Cruse, director Isaac Bartender, Gopher the Purser,
Speaker 1: and h later on Vicki, who was Captain Steubing's daughter,
Speaker 1: and Doc Let's not forget Doc. I know, fucking people
Speaker 1: listening right now, my age going like he left out,
Speaker 1: fucking Doc, Doc.
Speaker 3: Don't even dream about leaving Doc out.
Speaker 1: Doc got laid. Doc was the sexy on that show.
Speaker 1: Everyone want to fuck the doctor was crazy and it
Speaker 1: was Bernie copelab.
Speaker 3: Oh Doc like Doctor? I thought. I thought it was
Speaker 3: like Doc, like do O c K Doc.
Speaker 1: The love Boat and I'm the dot.
Speaker 2: Hey Doc, can we dock?
Speaker 1: Doc says yes, Well, my long shortman, I see. So
Speaker 1: the three storylines rarely lap like the interwove at all.
Speaker 1: They were very much three separate storylines hour long. They
Speaker 1: go out, romance, whatever, to fuck come back end of
Speaker 1: the show. The show was cast with TV stars of
Speaker 1: the current era and movie stars of old so like,
Speaker 1: and they had like fucking you know, like Halston was
Speaker 1: on one of the episodes playing himself.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: But they would have like Susanne Summers, Jimmy Walker, like
Speaker 1: all these like TV stars, and it was huge, ran
Speaker 1: for nine fucking seasons because you can't fuck with that formula.
Speaker 1: It's also something Yes.
Speaker 3: There is a reality show now below deck. That is
Speaker 3: the reality version of the show you're describing. But why
Speaker 3: but that it is the same people, but it's real people.
Speaker 1: It's not on like a like a big old cruise.
Speaker 3: Where a bunch of no, no, no, it's a it's
Speaker 3: a private it's a yacht. But it's about the crew,
Speaker 3: like it follows the crew, which.
Speaker 1: I get, like, God, bless fire.
Speaker 2: That ain't the fucking love boat, bro.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying it is the love boat, saying it
Speaker 3: it is a little similar.
Speaker 1: They were a series of romantic morality tales.
Speaker 3: They look up.
Speaker 1: With each other, the stand that never happened on the
Speaker 1: love boat.
Speaker 3: They never crossed lines.
Speaker 1: Doc never fucked with Julie Isaac, never fucked with Captain Stupid, like.
Speaker 3: Nobody Captain Stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like I took the show real serious,
Speaker 1: especially the cat what was his name, Cat stupid?
Speaker 2: You know what the come of things. Perhaps I took
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 3: That's my new nickname for you contain stupid.
Speaker 2: Can I put it on T shirt? Yeah? With my face.
Speaker 1: Captain stupid, like the one that Mommily wears. It says
Speaker 1: Kevin Smith and yeah, and it's gonna be here's the expression.
Speaker 3: Can I have that shirt?
Speaker 2: So Captain Stupid and Momily went hard for the.
Speaker 1: For the episodes, like as if they were happening in
Speaker 1: real time. And ship. We used to watch that Saturday
Speaker 1: nights when the love Boat was on. It was like
Speaker 1: family viewing eight o'clock. They get pizza.
Speaker 3: Momley's like, sit down, Momily and poppoly.
Speaker 2: Man, you get pizza. And we'd sit there and watch
Speaker 2: fucking love Boat.
Speaker 1: With Virginia and the whole family gather around the TV,
Speaker 1: just like it used to be.
Speaker 3: Did you say that Momley's seventy eight, Yeah, she's about
Speaker 3: are fifty four? Yeah, so Momiy had you when she
Speaker 3: was twenty four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you waiting for?
Speaker 1: Get working?
Speaker 2: You better fucking have a kid soon.
Speaker 1: Buh was Mama's last kid too.
Speaker 3: I know that's why and how you're slacking?
Speaker 1: Bro, Wait a sec, how old are you? I'm not
Speaker 1: twenty you're twenty five. You've got hold on you didn't know.
Speaker 2: I did. I didn't, of course.
Speaker 3: What color are my eyes brown? Captain stupid?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Really fuck that your captain.
Speaker 2: I'll take the captain stupid.
Speaker 3: Your mom was three years older than me when she
Speaker 3: had me, so you got.
Speaker 2: Three years is what I'm saying. So you're beating the curve.
Speaker 3: I'm not having a child for like ten years. I
Speaker 3: got too much to do. I got too much to
Speaker 3: fucking accomplish.
Speaker 1: Addle, are you moved where we're gonna have a baby
Speaker 1: in the house?
Speaker 2: Fucking Layo's chest seals breath and then that's her cats
Speaker 2: do mana.
Speaker 3: That's why you had to get to Tabitha.
Speaker 1: That's right. Well, don't say get rid of Tabitha. That's horrible.
Speaker 1: But I just invoked Tabitha recently, like fucking within the.
Speaker 2: Last twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: I was sitting around with my brother and sister mom
Speaker 1: and and uh my sister, husband Eric, and my niece Sabine,
Speaker 1: your cousin Sabine, and uncle Jerry was working.
Speaker 2: He came later on and stuff. But I was.
Speaker 1: Talking about like periodically I feel like, I said. I
Speaker 1: told my brother and he was like, are you serious?
Speaker 1: I was like, in theis spawn hours in the morning.
Speaker 1: Every once in a while, I'm seized by the very
Speaker 1: guilty thought that I like, let Tabitha go, But I
Speaker 1: threw over Tabitha.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't have given up Tabitha
Speaker 3: for me. I would have. I would have declared there's
Speaker 3: enough room for all.
Speaker 2: No, I couldn't do that.
Speaker 3: Yes, you could have, Bro, You think move's going somewhere
Speaker 3: when I have a kid.
Speaker 2: No, well, Carl, but here's the thing.
Speaker 1: You guys were in a late should be got cats
Speaker 1: together and shit like that. I just met this fucking
Speaker 1: broad and I had this cat with me a long time.
Speaker 1: And she wasn't against the cat until like cats started
Speaker 1: jumping in the crib and then she was like, that's
Speaker 1: probably a good idea.
Speaker 3: Oh we overlapped you and Tabby.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh I never knew that was all about eve Bro.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Tabitha was just like, buckle up, it's gotta be a
Speaker 1: bumpy ride.
Speaker 3: Wait where did Tabitha go?
Speaker 1: Tabitha went to Rachel So my cousin Johnny, who's the
Speaker 1: guy and clerks who cut out of the movie, the
Speaker 1: one who killed But he was another stuff we've done
Speaker 1: Kobe London from Chasing Amy Listen Jones, Shit, I knew
Speaker 1: Listen Jones. His sister Rachel took Tappy and Tabby lived
Speaker 1: for like another, like another, like I want to say,
Speaker 1: five to ten years.
Speaker 3: I got to check.
Speaker 1: But periodically, I know, periodically I think about like what
Speaker 1: must she have? Like, was she ever?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Where did he go? He was like that was the
Speaker 1: first checky right there, like that.
Speaker 2: Was my familiar.
Speaker 3: Did you cuddle me and Tabitha?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Was she? She was like a cuddly cat.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She slept in my bed all the time.
Speaker 3: For those that are watching along.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're listening and you're like, what do you
Speaker 1: mean watch along? You enjoined that Kevin Smith club and
Speaker 1: you can see this conversation. I showed it to Mommily
Speaker 1: and she was like, oh, I like it even more
Speaker 1: now because she could see her. She's she's so pretty,
Speaker 1: you should shave. But yes, I said that to my brothers.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I feel bad. And he was like Rachel like
Speaker 1: Tabby did well by Rachel. I was like, I know,
Speaker 1: but I always wonder if Tabby was like where him go? What? What?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Did what did I do wrong?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Emotional Oh Budy.
Speaker 1: The ghost, that's the one you feel bad about. He goes,
Speaker 1: you don't feel bad about Tony. And that's when I
Speaker 1: was seized by the fucking like, oh my God said
Speaker 1: but that was not my choice.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you a dark story about the dark
Speaker 2: side of Momily. I don't know if you can handle this.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Then Tony was one of our cats.
Speaker 3: I'm so scared. I don't want to see momy different.
Speaker 1: You got it. Look, it's a is you know what
Speaker 1: every day's school day, and the lesson you're gonna take
Speaker 1: from this.
Speaker 3: Is everybody's got a dark side.
Speaker 2: I mean I wouldn't even say it. I know it was.
Speaker 1: I mean she like still to this day, like she'll
Speaker 1: be like, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know why I did that. Oh no, Tony.
Speaker 1: We had all indoor cats, so all the cats, Tina,
Speaker 1: you know, Casper, like whoever fuck they all stayed in
Speaker 1: and didn't try to go out.
Speaker 2: Yeah Italian to get oldway.
Speaker 1: Me get in. Tony would try to run out all
Speaker 1: the time and would run out and like get out,
Speaker 1: and then we'd have to go track him down ship
Speaker 1: and one day like mom was like, well that's it.
Speaker 1: He wants to go. Then he goes take him out,
Speaker 1: and me and Donald were like, what do you mean
Speaker 1: take him out? She was like, take you take him
Speaker 1: to Hardshons.
Speaker 2: And let him go.
Speaker 1: Taken to wear harshuns woods. So I just took him
Speaker 1: out to the woods and let him go. Heartbreaking, But
Speaker 1: why did you do it? Because what am I supposed
Speaker 1: to do? Who's I going to give the cats?
Speaker 3: Fucking somebody?
Speaker 2: He was used to being outdoors.
Speaker 3: That's I see everybody differently now, Tail, I was a kid,
Speaker 3: I had no fucking for you.
Speaker 1: Well, Donald was driving a car and then he went
Speaker 1: to college right away, so seventeen, so that would have
Speaker 1: made me thirteen years old. Trauma's trauma, bro, don't punish
Speaker 1: the victim. Victim was I had to like let my
Speaker 1: cat up and stuff. But I think about, like I
Speaker 1: saw some story online about like some guy like saw
Speaker 1: somebody stop in the side of let a dog out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that happens a lot.
Speaker 1: And then the dog was chasing after the car, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I got real sad, and then like, oh,
Speaker 1: you piece of ship, and then I remembered there but
Speaker 1: for the grace of God, go.
Speaker 3: I I know this is this is taking a serious
Speaker 3: turn for a second. But I just would like to
Speaker 3: make a general note that if you ever have an
Speaker 3: animal that you don't want for some reason, for some reason,
Speaker 3: people always dump them on the fucking road or the
Speaker 3: freeway or like that's a thing. No, I know, I
Speaker 3: know you went to the wood, but I know you
Speaker 3: went to the woods, okay, but never do that. Just
Speaker 3: bring the animal to a shelter. Like, it is so
Speaker 3: crazy to me that people dump rabbits. People dump rat
Speaker 3: like Scott so he man, people dumb rabbits on the
Speaker 3: side of the fucking freeway, Like for why would you
Speaker 3: do that? Leave them at a shelter.
Speaker 2: Image of picking the mic, shut the fun up.
Speaker 3: Just just keep that in mind. Yeah, but also, yeah,
Speaker 3: keep your animals, but if you if you have to
Speaker 3: let them go, please bring them to a shelter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't mind take.
Speaker 1: Them for a ride in the woods. And it was
Speaker 1: like we're a couple of fucking hitmen for the mob.
Speaker 3: Were like took the cat out and was going to
Speaker 3: listen to this and be like.
Speaker 1: Well, I did you know, Like, oh, man, but she
Speaker 1: does regret it. She's you know, she was like I
Speaker 1: don't know why I did that.
Speaker 3: She was so bitter that he wouldn't come inside.
Speaker 1: Well, she wouldn't come in. And all we have were
Speaker 1: indoor cats. And one rule they just stay indoors. And
Speaker 1: that one was how a wanderlust? They were all strays,
Speaker 1: and this one like rather than being like woo at home,
Speaker 1: it was like, well I'm happy to sleep here, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got cat business to attend to.
Speaker 3: There are outdoor cats in our neighborhood and they.
Speaker 2: Get eaten by coyotes.
Speaker 3: Well, I hope not. My cats will never go outside,
Speaker 3: but you got indoor cats. I have indoor cats. I
Speaker 3: would never let my cats go outside where I live.
Speaker 1: That was so write your chip off the old mam
Speaker 1: only block. But one day you're going to find yourself
Speaker 1: in like Austin Puff.
Speaker 2: You take these cat into the wa and you leave
Speaker 2: that ever do that?
Speaker 1: But anyway, sure, yes, you give him a can you
Speaker 1: food and would and give him see him again?
Speaker 3: Okay, Captain.
Speaker 2: Was going through the wood?
Speaker 1: Is every fairy tale begin.
Speaker 2: Going with you get to eat my giant?
Speaker 3: Oh my, remember the episode where we talked about elves.
Speaker 2: Yes, the broken pottery shot.
Speaker 3: Anyways, but they are outdoor cats in my neighborhood, and
Speaker 3: sometimes my cats will see them and get so upset. Wieners,
Speaker 3: the small.
Speaker 2: Cat upset in my way.
Speaker 3: They're like, I don't know if it's territory of.
Speaker 1: Get inside.
Speaker 3: I mean I think Wieners is like she she makes
Speaker 3: a crazy noise. I woke up one time to her
Speaker 3: like screaming at this cat outside, and I was like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 1: In the after cat's just looking at her like, hello,
Speaker 1: wish I lived there.
Speaker 3: No, I've tried to get the outside cats, but there's
Speaker 3: somebody else's cats.
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 3: Yeah they belong to and oh my god, Onet.
Speaker 1: Looking at the window like sure, glad I don't live there.
Speaker 3: No, literally, I'm outside, bitch. But one time one of
Speaker 3: my neighbors, I like saw a cat cross the street
Speaker 3: and I parked and got out of the car and
Speaker 3: I would like try to find the cat with Then
Speaker 3: the cat like ran and then as somebody was walking
Speaker 3: their dogs, and I was like, do you know if
Speaker 3: a cat lives around here? Like I just saw I
Speaker 3: just saw a cat running outside, And he was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: there are there are many cats that live outside here.
Speaker 3: What are you gonna do? Lock them up inside? And
Speaker 3: I was like, well, I was just wondering because.
Speaker 1: Momily would have been like lock them up inside, hold
Speaker 1: the like, don't run away, They'll be punished and show
Speaker 1: the woods.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 3: I was like, there are coyotes, and like I would
Speaker 3: just I worry about outside cats. And he was like
Speaker 3: cats can climb trees. Coyotes can't. They're fine. And I
Speaker 3: was like, person, he had two dogs. I was like, fuck,
Speaker 3: what are you gonna do? Lock them inside? My god,
Speaker 3: shots fucking fire.
Speaker 1: If you lock them inside and one of them has
Speaker 1: the balls the tamarity to get out of the time,
Speaker 1: that's when that motherfucker gets hansoled and gretteled.
Speaker 3: For real, I'm not letting. I'm not letting that happen.
Speaker 3: To move what being hansol incredible?
Speaker 1: Well, it requires the maiden of the house to demand
Speaker 1: the hansoling and greteling of a child, if I remember
Speaker 1: that story correctly.
Speaker 3: Like the guy the the candy house.
Speaker 1: Isn't that, but there they they wind up at the
Speaker 1: candy house. They weren't like, let's just go find the
Speaker 1: candy house German kids, And that's a pretty fire German accident.
Speaker 1: Somewhere is listened to that and going like it, sure
Speaker 1: is Tiger. They they were abandoned in the woods.
Speaker 3: If I remember, they were just like Tony.
Speaker 1: They were hence they Hansoling Greteling. Yeah, if I remember
Speaker 1: that story correctly, the guy, you know, the I don't
Speaker 1: want to say woodsman, but that's fucking white, the one dude,
Speaker 1: that's the right. But how's snow white again? If the
Speaker 1: queen wants snow white? Dad as a baby?
Speaker 3: Mom, never let me watch that movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah. She got real feelings about all them Disney princess.
Speaker 3: Really strong feelings.
Speaker 1: Mulan, she had no problem. She was like, I watch
Speaker 1: the fuck on Mulan. Yeah, Mulan, but snow White and
Speaker 1: Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty.
Speaker 3: She was a little Mermaid I watched.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was fine to some degree.
Speaker 1: They Aladdin, Yeah, you know, once the once they started
Speaker 1: letting their characters have a little agency, she was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: first Disney movie I ever saw with your mother, it's
Speaker 1: a little Mormaid.
Speaker 3: Ah really we damn speaking of Disney, I'm going and
Speaker 3: miror mirror minutes.
Speaker 2: Harley was like, I'm thanking me.
Speaker 1: I was like, but we have to record our show,
Speaker 1: but you can't.
Speaker 2: You're doing any more.
Speaker 1: You may keep me from your mouth shouts.
Speaker 3: I need you fucking fueling, just shut my beans, shot
Speaker 3: right in my veins. But honestly, yeah, I'm gonna free
Speaker 3: pas Disney bound.
Speaker 2: You're not Disney bounding, are you.
Speaker 3: I'm wearing a pool shirt and I have a Pooh sweatshirt,
Speaker 3: but no, I'm not disney bounding.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to beat tell the audience about your
Speaker 1: shitty clothing.
Speaker 3: Every time I wear anything with poo on it at Disney,
Speaker 3: one of the cast members is like, hey, do you
Speaker 3: know that you have poo on your shirt?
Speaker 2: Get at it?
Speaker 3: It happens every single time delivers.
Speaker 2: Man, it's so they must train them with that.
Speaker 3: No, it's awesome. It's so awesome.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna steal it. I'm like, now I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: up to an employee and if they're wearing one of
Speaker 1: them pins, it's got poo, and I'm gonna go like,
Speaker 1: do you know you have a are you? Are you
Speaker 1: a cast member? Have you been backstage? Have you been
Speaker 1: in the tunnels underneath? Have you been backstage?
Speaker 3: There's no tunnels underneath of Disneyland, disney.
Speaker 1: World, disney World yet, have you been backstage in Disney
Speaker 1: World with you when we oh yeah, and that's very unimpressive,
Speaker 1: like crazy.
Speaker 2: When they really like take it.
Speaker 3: If you do that, speak for yourself, bro, it's it's
Speaker 3: cool as help me, well.
Speaker 1: It's it's just like they don't try to hide that
Speaker 1: you're backstage.
Speaker 2: There's no.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's really the warts and all of of
Speaker 1: like being backstage.
Speaker 2: It's get you in a car and drive you from
Speaker 2: the back of one park to another.
Speaker 3: It's a it is a beautiful experience.
Speaker 2: I am go.
Speaker 1: Get around fast and getting on the lines, jump the
Speaker 1: lines and shows a cool thing. But yes, they I've
Speaker 1: been backstage at Land when we were working on that
Speaker 1: show for Disney.
Speaker 3: Oh you had the coolest fucking experience of all time
Speaker 3: that where the fuck was I? Where the where in
Speaker 3: the living fun?
Speaker 1: I wonder, like why you didn't get to go? Probably
Speaker 1: would have been an insurance thing because they like, let
Speaker 1: us walk the tracks space Mountain with.
Speaker 2: All the lights on, like walk on the chair.
Speaker 3: It's a small world, right, and you.
Speaker 2: Were We went in park.
Speaker 1: Anything we wanted to do the like, and then they
Speaker 1: took us off backstage and.
Speaker 3: They made a big moosteach by not making that show
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 1: For me, it was a big you would have benefited greatly.
Speaker 3: A mistake is a moostach a.
Speaker 2: Moose steak.
Speaker 8: Been backstage, didn't they? But I did once to get
Speaker 8: backstage and not scary part because they thought I looked
Speaker 8: like a troll. They thought I was auditioning to playing troll.
Speaker 8: I said, no, I.
Speaker 2: Want good gafore.
Speaker 3: O my god, that.
Speaker 2: Look like control And I said no, it's just why.
Speaker 8: You're gonna cry.
Speaker 1: So what do you do for him? At that point?
Speaker 1: Then you got take him to Disney make.
Speaker 2: Up for it?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Yeah, of course, of course I gotta
Speaker 3: take to Disney.
Speaker 1: You can't no cast you.
Speaker 3: We're out the gates.
Speaker 1: I'll see it Disney.
Speaker 2: This is a six flame. Ain't no magic in this bout.
Speaker 2: I won't go to the mountain space bomb. Oh bob, Oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 3: Mounds getting annoying, sounding like a little brat.
Speaker 1: Brat he really is is the summer of um.
Speaker 2: Let's move backwards. That's what his album cover looks like.
Speaker 1: It's the summer summer.
Speaker 3: My turn.
Speaker 2: Going to set the culture on farm.
Speaker 5: It's an autumn. It's hot.
Speaker 2: When I was so, wait, where are you?
Speaker 3: Who's going to Disney with you, my friend Robert.
Speaker 2: So she's you and Robert.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's birthday yesterday for.
Speaker 1: Now a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Happy birthday, listener.
Speaker 3: He actually did listen to an episode.
Speaker 2: Why what would possess Robert to do?
Speaker 1: So he did.
Speaker 3: He did both of our makeup. Yeah, he told me.
Speaker 1: He gave me the one that gave me the guyline.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dragula, yeah, dragular no. Yeah, all right, so you and.
Speaker 2: Him are going.
Speaker 1: Oh you did talk about Disney that day too, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you guys go together.
Speaker 3: He did our makeup for the cover of Beardless dickles me.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right.
Speaker 3: He's got steaks in this game, he does.
Speaker 2: So that's why he listened. I don't know, talk about
Speaker 2: his makeup.
Speaker 3: I don't know, just a supportive friend. Okay, great, So.
Speaker 2: Wait, you guys will go and how long will you stay?
Speaker 3: Well, I got a fucking notification that the park is
Speaker 3: closing early tonight for a special event. Closes that seven,
Speaker 3: Disney closes out, seven, g c A closes that nine.
Speaker 2: Let's see it DC California Adventure. Oh my god, listen,
Speaker 2: you referred to him with the initials and ship.
Speaker 1: All right, So that means you're gonna have less time
Speaker 1: than you were hoping to have there because you normally
Speaker 1: would stay until they were like, get the funk out.
Speaker 1: You don't gotta go home, but you gotta get the
Speaker 1: FuG up out of here, says Walt.
Speaker 8: When you wish upon a fucking store, get the funk
Speaker 8: out of here.
Speaker 3: When you.
Speaker 8: Wished upon your fucking store, now you gotta get the
Speaker 8: funk up out of it here.
Speaker 2: That's the second thing they teach you, after you got.
Speaker 1: A little pool.
Speaker 2: Get the Walt the funniest like.
Speaker 1: When uh, for most people, like the idea of for
Speaker 1: most people in the United States outside of California, and
Speaker 1: let's say specifically southern California, Okay and central Florida, all right,
Speaker 1: the idea of going to Disney is nothing that is
Speaker 1: ever going to be done with frequency. And like, boy,
Speaker 1: I hope I get to do that one day.
Speaker 3: I feel so lucky.
Speaker 1: So what in a world where there's some people like
Speaker 1: I ain't ever ever been to that fucking park, although
Speaker 1: I saw an episode of TV where they went there
Speaker 1: or something like that. What's the first thing you do
Speaker 1: when you get through the gate, like take them through
Speaker 1: what your day is going.
Speaker 2: To look like what rides you're going to go?
Speaker 3: Well, I would absolutely hit all the classics like Space
Speaker 3: now Tiana's by You Adventure previously known as Splash Mountain You.
Speaker 2: There's a certain amount of right you will do each
Speaker 2: and every time you go.
Speaker 3: No, sometimes I don't ride rides at all.
Speaker 1: Just solicit eat food. You're like, can I cab a dollar?
Speaker 3: Bucks?
Speaker 1: Got Disney Dollard?
Speaker 3: That's what I do?
Speaker 2: Do that fucking like six hours you walk out two
Speaker 2: hundred bucks?
Speaker 1: Easy man's who's making money?
Speaker 2: Then Disney?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta get the fuck up out of it here.
Speaker 1: I will find yourself with the mixture of singles you
Speaker 1: give me, then I'll get the fuck up.
Speaker 3: Can you?
Speaker 1: And Johnny the afore mentioned Johnny Rachel's brother. When we
Speaker 1: were kids, Mom would bring it or Judy would bring
Speaker 1: us like me and Virginia and Donald and Rachel and Johnny.
Speaker 1: Uh to Great Adventure, which this is pre six Flags.
Speaker 1: It is now and has been for fucking eons. Six
Speaker 1: Flags Great Adventure in Jackson, New Jersey. Six Flags came in,
Speaker 1: bought it. It became a six Flags thing. But I'm
Speaker 1: taking you back to when it was just great Adventure
Speaker 1: for it was made part of the franchise Greatest Fucking
Speaker 1: Theme Park in New Jersey bar Nutt in New Jersey.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean there's a few action park the most fun
Speaker 1: and dangers, but Great Adventure was a great adventure. You
Speaker 1: could spend a whole fucking day and it was like
Speaker 1: having disney World next to us, you know, granted it
Speaker 1: from our house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, forty five minutes.
Speaker 1: Pretty sweet.
Speaker 2: And I know you're gonna be.
Speaker 1: Like, no, this is wrong.
Speaker 2: But they have the drive through Safari. I think they
Speaker 2: still have it to this day.
Speaker 1: I don't love that, I know, but we all loved it.
Speaker 2: And you when you were a kid, I took you
Speaker 2: and you absolutely loved it.
Speaker 3: Did almost there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Great Adventure not in the Safari. That happened in
Speaker 1: the Omen. Literally seen in the Omen, like she brings
Speaker 1: in England, they have like the same thing, a drive
Speaker 1: through Safari and they go through the Baboon section and like,
Speaker 1: you know, She's like and Damien's just this little boy
Speaker 1: who is may or may not be the devil, but
Speaker 1: spoilers is so all of a sudden.
Speaker 3: May not be the devil. That's wild.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I was, I was trying to make
Speaker 1: it obscure, but like the marketing tells you, is the devil,
Speaker 1: they flat out the devil. Damien was his name, Damien Thorn.
Speaker 1: They made three of these, fu they made more. They
Speaker 1: made like the next generation. There was a girl omen
Speaker 1: I know, I got.
Speaker 3: I've always been too scared to watch. Because you're so scared,
Speaker 3: you can watch.
Speaker 1: The first one was directed by Dick Donner, the man,
Speaker 1: the genius who gave us Superman, amongst many other movies
Speaker 1: and stuff. He was an incredibly talented director. But it
Speaker 1: is It's not like The Exorcist, where it's like motherfuckers,
Speaker 1: like your mother suckers cox.
Speaker 2: That hour or shit like that.
Speaker 1: This was more just like you know, they played on
Speaker 1: the whole like postpartum wasn't a thing necessarily like it
Speaker 1: is now in the I just not talked about very good.
Speaker 1: So instead it kind of played with the notion of
Speaker 1: like like you know, at one point in the movie,
Speaker 1: Lee Remick, who plays the mom, is like, this kid's
Speaker 1: not mine, and this kid's scary, Like he's tried to
Speaker 1: kill me twice.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine if that was me?
Speaker 2: It was you?
Speaker 1: We just never told you. Fuck We took you out
Speaker 1: take your ass to a fucking church. And I had
Speaker 1: the fucking nine daggers of Megido, which happens to be
Speaker 1: fucking punctured into the child and across formation in a
Speaker 1: certain way, sanctified ground and shit.
Speaker 2: And that's when Mamali showed up and she was like,
Speaker 2: leave her alone.
Speaker 3: Wow, I must have blocked that out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you still got the devil in you. I
Speaker 1: didn't get to fucking stab it out like they tried
Speaker 1: to do in the Omen. That's what happens literally in
Speaker 1: the fucking final moments of the movie. She ain't gonna
Speaker 1: sit back and watch it anytime soon.
Speaker 2: So okay, Well, Gregory.
Speaker 1: Peck plays the fucking adopted dad, Like you know what
Speaker 1: happens is they they're over in Italy or something. He's
Speaker 1: the US ambassador in England or something, and uh, yes,
Speaker 1: in England, but his wife has a kid. And then
Speaker 1: you hear like he's rushing to the hospital in this
Speaker 1: footage and you hear the voiceover where they like the
Speaker 1: child died, like oh yeah, and so but there was
Speaker 1: a like woman who died giving birth to a child
Speaker 1: next to your room, and we can swap the baby
Speaker 1: and no one will ever know what he's like. And
Speaker 1: he was like, do you really want your wife to
Speaker 1: go through that grief or today, mister Thorne, God has
Speaker 1: blessed you with a son. Holy fun are you in.
Speaker 2: Mould? Fucking Holy fuck?
Speaker 1: So he makes the decision with this deception with a
Speaker 1: pure heart.
Speaker 2: He don't want his wife to be hurt and be like,
Speaker 2: we lost our child.
Speaker 3: So he's like, she doesn't know.
Speaker 1: He never fucking tells her. Bro So if that was
Speaker 1: the movie alone, that would be enough to make a drama.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 1: Apple turned that into eight episodes.
Speaker 2: Of a thing.
Speaker 1: Literally this has happened in the first four minutes of
Speaker 1: the Holy shit.
Speaker 2: And then you watch Damien grow up.
Speaker 1: And as he starts growing up, he's like, you know'
Speaker 1: his pale little kid and ship like that, and they
Speaker 1: play the music over.
Speaker 2: Him all the time. Ain't nothing wrong with him.
Speaker 1: Kid's name was Harvey or something like that, and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, they just have him like look at the
Speaker 1: camera or look toward camera off camera, and then they'll.
Speaker 2: Play like.
Speaker 1: He had like a dog that was real, like fucking
Speaker 1: faithful to him, like one of those rot rot Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a devil dog.
Speaker 2: From hound from hell.
Speaker 3: They're just babies.
Speaker 1: Well in this movie, he fucking mauls a motherfucker like
Speaker 1: he's there to protect. He's a demon dog. And and
Speaker 1: then you find out that the you know, the lady
Speaker 1: who had the baby and ship, she was no lady
Speaker 1: and that was no baby. And they go, she was
Speaker 1: no lady him And there's this guy was his name, priest?
Speaker 2: Who can? Who can?
Speaker 1: Who can? What is it? Bucken Huygen's wall Houckenhagen's wallow?
Speaker 1: Because later on, no, yeah, Buckenhagen's the guy that unearths
Speaker 1: the knives of Megido. And with these knives, that's the
Speaker 1: only way you can kill the Antichrist.
Speaker 2: This is bro.
Speaker 1: They got many movies and that's how strong.
Speaker 4: Obviously classic film that I just haven't seen, but I
Speaker 4: didn't even get to the next to which some would argue,
Speaker 4: some would argue, I gotta I gotta drag in, but
Speaker 4: some would argue that, like the quality goes.
Speaker 2: Downhill from the first one.
Speaker 1: But I think they each stand alone and tell like
Speaker 1: a wonderful story about the rise of the Antichrist.
Speaker 3: Don't tell me, don't tell me.
Speaker 2: You know who The actor Sam Neil is okay.
Speaker 1: By the third movie, Sam Neil's Jurassic Park Alan by
Speaker 1: the third movie, he is Damien Thorn and he is
Speaker 1: one step away from the presidency, and they have this
Speaker 1: fucking wicked scene bro where like he goes into like
Speaker 1: his secret chamber and ship. It's all in shadows with
Speaker 1: one shaft of light on this sculpture of Jesus reverse
Speaker 1: Chris Fat.
Speaker 2: But he's not normally Jesus like this.
Speaker 1: This is Jesus over the stocks as he was whipped
Speaker 1: by the Centurions. He has this whole fucking monologue where
Speaker 1: he's like circling the statue and he's like, your time
Speaker 1: has come, Nazarene. He fucking puts his hands into the
Speaker 1: skull and he squeezes and blood because he's grabbing the
Speaker 1: crown of Thorns.
Speaker 2: It's on the top of it, and it makes his hands.
Speaker 1: Bleed and he's like, you will suffer, Nazarene. Then at
Speaker 1: one point he gets an a helicopter.
Speaker 2: It's scary. When I was a kid, I was like,
Speaker 2: they're gonna take over, pour one out.
Speaker 1: They at one point he gets on a helicopter and
Speaker 1: ship like that and they take him out. I think
Speaker 1: it's like I always thought it was White Cliff's a
Speaker 1: do over, but it's kind of a secret location.
Speaker 2: Helicopter lens.
Speaker 1: He goes to the top of this cliff and you
Speaker 1: see him and they go over his shoulder and it's like,
Speaker 1: in my mind imagination it's a million people, but it's
Speaker 1: thousands of people who are secret Satanists who know exactly
Speaker 1: who the fuck he is.
Speaker 2: And he gets on top of the cliff.
Speaker 1: And he's like Disciples of the Watch and.
Speaker 2: He tells them how like then he fucking sends him
Speaker 2: out into telling me.
Speaker 3: The exactly what everything that happened.
Speaker 1: He wants him to the woods into the world with
Speaker 1: a list of first born because he's like the Nazarene
Speaker 1: is gonna be born in the angel Aisle. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be born in England, and we know the day, so
Speaker 1: any baby born on this day, you know what to do.
Speaker 1: And they show the crowd and the crowd it's like
Speaker 1: it's Crimson because it's a mix of just normalized people.
Speaker 1: Is like an older woman, this fucking business guy. It's
Speaker 1: two fucking boy scouts. And then they show a montage
Speaker 1: of like of like the boy scouts ringing a bell
Speaker 1: and they're like.
Speaker 2: Well, you have to do a good deed, mom, can
Speaker 2: we walk your child?
Speaker 1: And then fucking implication later on is that they fucking
Speaker 1: like it's fucked up. They do a King Herod where
Speaker 1: they just kill all the babies. This Omen shit is
Speaker 1: not to be driveled with.
Speaker 3: Should we watch it on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2: Done and done?
Speaker 1: It's the most Thanksgiving movie I'll ever watch Anyway.
Speaker 2: Why don't we start talking about this ship in the
Speaker 2: first place? You go, how do we go from Disney
Speaker 2: to the fucking Omen?
Speaker 1: I have no idea Disney owns it now you speak
Speaker 1: twenty century Box and then Fox they bought and so
Speaker 1: now they control the Omen.
Speaker 3: That's pretty wild. What if Disney started like actually using
Speaker 3: their property, like if they had their own They like,
Speaker 3: here's the.
Speaker 1: Omen Land, there's the cliff where Damien stands and says,
Speaker 1: Disciples of the Watch sends people out to catch kids.
Speaker 2: What's the rot? They're like, that's you.
Speaker 1: Need a bigger thrill than that, You fucking adrenaline junkie
Speaker 1: is a man talking about killing children? Yes, I don't
Speaker 1: think they'll ever fucking open up Omen Land or the
Speaker 1: Omen for so.
Speaker 3: Many they have as they really have so many properties
Speaker 3: now that if they if they decided to open. Like
Speaker 3: if they decided to open a separate park that was
Speaker 3: like geared towards adults, that's like all these crazy ass properties,
Speaker 3: it'd be cool as fuck.
Speaker 1: It would be cool as fuck. Would be taking us
Speaker 1: away the fuck back great adventure Jobby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: One day we spent the day just hitting up people
Speaker 2: for money.
Speaker 1: Do you have a quarters? We can call our parents,
Speaker 1: and we made like twenty bucks for real. Yeah this
Speaker 1: is in nineteen seventies slash early eighties twenty shit. But
Speaker 1: you know we were like when my mom came to
Speaker 1: pick us up hours later, like they would drop us
Speaker 1: off the park, fuck off for ten hours, come back
Speaker 1: and get us some shit. Like we told them what
Speaker 1: we did because we were fucking proud, right, like fucking
Speaker 1: twenty bucks, like just by going like.
Speaker 3: You have a quarter, so we can call it fucking wild.
Speaker 1: My mother was like I'm humiliated. She like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'll kill you for doing that.
Speaker 2: Why would you do that? Mom?
Speaker 1: Like it's just like that is you don't beg for money, Like, well,
Speaker 1: you can't do that, that's wrong. I was like why
Speaker 1: I was like still honestly sitting here to this day,
Speaker 1: I'm like I'm proud, Like why am I fucking working
Speaker 1: so hard? Like I just got on a plane. I
Speaker 1: go back Easterns and money?
Speaker 3: And should we try out? Should we go to Disney
Speaker 3: with Uncle Malcolm and ask for people?
Speaker 2: Number one? Yes? Number two?
Speaker 1: We didn't have to go that far. You dress up
Speaker 1: like you're like like a yoga hoser. I'll put on
Speaker 1: the sound bob coat. We go down the hill to
Speaker 1: fucking Hollywood Boulevard? Should we try and we just sell
Speaker 1: pictures of fucking like, you know, pretending to be who
Speaker 1: we are. Top Okay, especially.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna go to Disney and whatnot, you gotta
Speaker 2: you pay for that.
Speaker 3: That's another The pants and my annual pass is two
Speaker 3: contributing factors to this. My financial status, your financial run
Speaker 3: you have it?
Speaker 1: Do you have a season pass?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: With blackout dates or no blackout dates?
Speaker 3: Black outdates?
Speaker 2: Get a version that has.
Speaker 1: No black out dates? Like, is there a gold standard?
Speaker 1: You can you can fuck on one of the jungle
Speaker 1: cruises if you want. You're double platinum, baby, you think
Speaker 1: it's a small world. Now it's a smaller world when
Speaker 1: you're in the double platinum Disney level.
Speaker 2: Baby, We'll let you ride the real version of that ride.
Speaker 2: The puppets are naked.
Speaker 1: God Jesus, see what naked children look like in Hawaii,
Speaker 1: Canada at all around the globes.
Speaker 3: It's awful. This is awful.
Speaker 1: That's what you get for double diamond premium.
Speaker 3: This is terrible.
Speaker 2: Now, if you want to talk platinum, fucking we let
Speaker 2: you want the children.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is terrible. I'm vetoing this.
Speaker 2: Keep wishing upon a star. Motherfucker's Disney.
Speaker 1: We own your childhood, we own everything is dark as hell.
Speaker 2: When I used to go to Disney, it's a huge
Speaker 2: fucking deal. Like we only did it once.
Speaker 3: I feel so I feel so lucky to have my pass.
Speaker 3: But it is a contributing factor as to my financial
Speaker 3: ruin as well.
Speaker 1: But I mean, like for you, they are like, that's
Speaker 1: a necessity because of Disney. Is my I would go
Speaker 1: that far, but you get something to going to Disney.
Speaker 3: Does my depression lesson for the day?
Speaker 2: Yes, ago isn't it worth the money?
Speaker 3: And sure it is definitely.
Speaker 1: May I ask what a season passed with blackout dates goes?
Speaker 3: For which blackout dates?
Speaker 2: Whatever you got? Right now?
Speaker 3: I pay seventy five dollars a month for my pass.
Speaker 1: What I'm gonna let that sit there for seventy five
Speaker 1: head ten months would be seven hundred and fifty bucks,
Speaker 1: and then another one hundred and fifty nine hundred dollars
Speaker 1: a year. Yeah, to go to Disney.
Speaker 3: Some people pay two thousand I know. And then there's
Speaker 3: some people who pay like thirty three thousand dollars to
Speaker 3: be a member of Club thirty three. There are some
Speaker 3: people that paid ten thousand dollars to have dinner above
Speaker 3: the Pirates of the Caribbean. You mean above, I mean above,
Speaker 3: I mean dead ass above. Walt built an apartment for
Speaker 3: him and Lily to live in, and they didn't they
Speaker 3: didn't make it that far.
Speaker 2: But above Pirates of the Caribean.
Speaker 3: Yes, and so you can eat up there, Yes, different
Speaker 3: than Club thirty three. It's his apartment. Now you can
Speaker 3: pay ten thousand dollars for a multi course meal with
Speaker 3: like twelve people, maybe ten, maybe eight, I don't know
Speaker 3: the specific ten thousand dollars for one dinner.
Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you something. My first question would
Speaker 1: be like, can I eat anything up there?
Speaker 3: What are you trying to eat?
Speaker 2: This is well for fucking tad thousand bucks I'm gonna
Speaker 2: make it memorable and stuff.
Speaker 3: What the fuck are you eating?
Speaker 1: And bring your mom?
Speaker 3: Let me go to Disney.
Speaker 2: I hate you.
Speaker 1: Like I wanted to go to the Pirates of the Caribbean,
Speaker 1: but oh buff it were horrible. Captain stupid, Captain stupid.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, bro. Yeah, I was trying
Speaker 1: to sum it all together. I was trying to thread
Speaker 1: the needle for both love Boat and Disney. But I
Speaker 1: couldn't do it.
Speaker 3: You can do it. It's too much mistretch, it really is.
Speaker 1: I wonder they don't own it either, because I tried
Speaker 1: when I went to purchase it from mamily to watch
Speaker 1: love Boat, it wasn't like Parents.
Speaker 3: It is the omen on Disney Plus. There's no way.
Speaker 2: I honestly.
Speaker 3: It may be they have already money plus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they also also I have already movies. I
Speaker 1: don't think the Omens are rated. I think it's like
Speaker 1: no is it PG nobody curses. I mean back then
Speaker 1: it was different, like The fucking Exorcist was well, at
Speaker 1: one point it was X rated and stuff. Then they
Speaker 1: got it down to an horror. But yeah, I bet
Speaker 1: you there's a version of the Omens. Did you know
Speaker 1: only we had a computer.
Speaker 3: Did you know that in Vegas? Universal is opening a
Speaker 3: year round Horror Nights park.
Speaker 1: In Las Vegas. Yes, and they have a Universal Believer
Speaker 1: Mays year round serious.
Speaker 3: Where they have a scent that smells like throw up.
Speaker 2: I was going to take a fucking stab at the movie.
Speaker 2: Why bother, don't care?
Speaker 3: Don't let's be kind?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: And then a Texas chainsaw mass Hermes, I've got my attention.
Speaker 3: A Scarecrow maze. I can't remember that one.
Speaker 1: A scare I don't know, not a movie franchise of
Speaker 1: some sort. It could be I'm not sure, Famili with
Speaker 1: the Scarecrow franchise. There was a movie called Scarecrow years
Speaker 1: and years and years.
Speaker 3: It's just like a original names and what else. There's
Speaker 3: another one, but I can't remember.
Speaker 1: Nope, no, no, nope they got that. Nope they got
Speaker 1: that at Universal out here. Don't they have a whole
Speaker 1: like Nope land.
Speaker 3: They Yeah, they go through on the tour. You I
Speaker 3: don't know if you don't go through it on the tour,
Speaker 3: but in past Horror Nights you would walk through it,
Speaker 3: is that right? Yeah? It was crazy. It's so cool
Speaker 3: you get to walk through the fucking Nope Land. I
Speaker 3: forget what it's called.
Speaker 1: We saw it when we were just driving around the
Speaker 1: fuck what's it called the studio a lot? One day
Speaker 1: I asked my friend. I was like, man, can I
Speaker 1: get passed for me and the kid? Just drive around
Speaker 1: the studio a lot? And he's like yeah, And so.
Speaker 2: We just drove.
Speaker 3: What a life we live? That's so cool, so nice.
Speaker 2: But we got to see all the backstage stuff and
Speaker 2: we drove by the.
Speaker 3: Nope thing and then we parked in front of the
Speaker 3: Jaws section of the tour.
Speaker 1: The best part of that to me was like the
Speaker 1: between the trams, just listening to the fake I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what sounds like?
Speaker 5: This is peaceful?
Speaker 2: It was pretty good.
Speaker 3: At one point, you were trying to get out of
Speaker 3: the car go over to the Amity Island thing, and
Speaker 3: I was like, Dad, please walk over.
Speaker 1: To Cavit Cove because it's the same place they used
Speaker 1: for like the opening credits of of Murder she wrote,
Speaker 1: which so doubles for Amity Island, doubles for Cavit Cove
Speaker 1: or vice versa. So I was like, let's go over there,
Speaker 1: and you're like, we can't keep trown out.
Speaker 3: Please to Arizona.
Speaker 1: I was like the Saint Disney and you're like, you're
Speaker 1: right and give me shi it, throw me out, don
Speaker 1: care although you are looking forward to the new Universal.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh my god. On second launch Universe.
Speaker 1: I saw an image online video of the Dragon flying
Speaker 1: dragons flying because they're doing how to Train your Dragon Land?
Speaker 3: How are they doing this though? It's such a fucking mystery.
Speaker 3: There are no wires. It is literally like drone technology.
Speaker 3: That's fucking crazy, crazier dragon.
Speaker 1: I watched the behind the scenes of the making of
Speaker 1: the Spider Man that they use at Avengers campus.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's fuck.
Speaker 1: They're full out robot.
Speaker 3: They're shortening that show and it's so it's a.
Speaker 2: Crime, shortening him jumping around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're taking they're taking like live entertainment out of
Speaker 3: the park everywhere. Washpik talks about it all the time.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but they talk. They took out the
Speaker 3: Doctor Strain show. They they're taking it out everywhere, like
Speaker 3: live music things like that. Taking it out.
Speaker 1: Still worth paying seventy five bucks a month for, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll still go. I think in the long run it's
Speaker 1: probably cheaper than like, you know, if you were like
Speaker 1: if it makes you happy, Well, think about it this way.
Speaker 1: If you're just gonna go to Disney, it's like, what's
Speaker 1: the cheapest you can go if you just buy tickets
Speaker 1: for the day. In fact, so it's just like if
Speaker 1: you go more than nine.
Speaker 3: Time, most that's only like a few, like a couple
Speaker 3: of days out of the month. Usually it's over two
Speaker 3: hundred dollars for park copper. Isn't that insane?
Speaker 2: So literally you could go five times a year and
Speaker 2: did it pay for it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: The thing rather than just going it definitely ends up
Speaker 3: saving me money. It is but a luxury, an absolute luxury.
Speaker 3: Absolutely contributes to my financial ruin.
Speaker 2: But what if.
Speaker 1: Disney was like, all right, well you can pay seventy
Speaker 1: five bucks a month, what now? Or you can work
Speaker 1: it off.
Speaker 3: I already told you I'd fucking do it to.
Speaker 2: Work it all?
Speaker 3: Well? Doing what.
Speaker 2: It's like? Ready?
Speaker 1: Lord? They want you to just in the front area
Speaker 1: of the park. No, not nothing ridiculous, but the front
Speaker 1: area of the park when you first come to the gate.
Speaker 1: You know the two bathrooms that are right there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: keep them spicking. Yeah, you gotta keep them clean for
Speaker 1: two days a month and they'll give you two days. Oh,
Speaker 1: all right, one day, but it's a full day. It's
Speaker 1: an eight hour day. You're on bathroom duty for eight hours.
Speaker 1: But that'll give you a month free at Disney. I
Speaker 1: am doing the math, so.
Speaker 3: I can only imagine what happens in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: They're like, but yeah, I do it. Yeah, I should
Speaker 1: have held out a little bit more, or you should
Speaker 1: negotiate for a higher level, like no blackout dates. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but eight hours could be nothing. It could just be
Speaker 1: floor mopping, you know, restocking paper towels.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it could be a.
Speaker 2: Somebody who was just.
Speaker 1: Like that turkey leg didn't agree with me for all
Speaker 1: the god and by the way, it's a men's bathroom.
Speaker 2: Fuck but still saving seventy five bucks.
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm proud and ashamed to say I don't.
Speaker 3: It's not a no, but it's not a yes. It's
Speaker 3: a consideration.
Speaker 1: Look at that fucking Disney. You heard it here first,
Speaker 1: she'll work cheap.
Speaker 3: I feel like I can ask people on the street
Speaker 3: for money to accept me. I can follow in your footsteps.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say do what your father did when
Speaker 1: he was nine years old.
Speaker 3: To strangers, you're a grown woman.
Speaker 2: Well, also, if you're like, did I have a quarter
Speaker 2: to call my mom? People will be like, wow, where
Speaker 2: what do you mean? A quarter? What do you what?
Speaker 2: A quarter of what?
Speaker 1: The cell phone?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 3: Truly? Truly?
Speaker 1: All right, kids, there's your fucking so you know what?
Speaker 1: Somebody told me they were upset online. Not somebody, but
Speaker 1: I read online though, like you got to keep doing
Speaker 1: passion rash.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I saw a couple of comments about this.
Speaker 2: Is that right? I did?
Speaker 3: All right, I have some do all right.
Speaker 1: Kids, here we go the most important part of the show. Okay,
Speaker 1: we lost so many viewers. Hopefully they'll come back.
Speaker 3: Now they'll come, They'll come crawling back.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: And then also if you're like viewers, yeah, you can
Speaker 1: watch the show if you join that Kevin Smith.
Speaker 3: Club another drop, bang, plug.
Speaker 2: Plug, Okay, I'll go go passion or.
Speaker 3: Rash passion that my Chemical Romance is going on tour.
Speaker 2: So you're asking me or telling.
Speaker 3: That this is my passion of the week.
Speaker 2: Explain to those who are like, I don't know what
Speaker 2: any of those words mean.
Speaker 3: Okay. My Chemical Romance is also known as the most
Speaker 3: important band of my time.
Speaker 2: They kids who did the song that opened Clerks three
Speaker 2: go ahead.
Speaker 3: It's so true they are. I believe it's the ten
Speaker 3: year anniversary, which seems like it would be longer, but
Speaker 3: the ten year anniversary of the Black Parade album. I
Speaker 3: thought it was ten.
Speaker 2: Gotta be twenty.
Speaker 1: I think I think it's ten.
Speaker 2: Bro I keep talking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah if you're yeah, you're right, it's ten.
Speaker 3: I saw ten. Yeah, maybe it's like fuck you Yeah.
Speaker 1: Don't fucking Mike can explain me my fucking discography. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know you're right, because ten would take you back
Speaker 1: to Maybe it's fifteen, though, I because I thought you
Speaker 1: were like twelve when I saw.
Speaker 3: I don't want to play it? Well I do, but oh, oh,
Speaker 3: what is it? Well, this doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: Now, let's hear it.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's a ten year anniversary of a tour.
Speaker 1: What does it say?
Speaker 3: It says twenty two thousand and six, but that's not neither.
Speaker 1: So two thousand and six is when Black Parade dropped. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's coming up on twenty years. Holy, next year
Speaker 1: will be nineteen years. But when does the tour there?
Speaker 2: Just selling it? When does it?
Speaker 1: When's it happen next year? So they're counting it, especially
Speaker 1: because they're like we're counting it from the moment.
Speaker 2: Were recorded it.
Speaker 3: I really thought it said ten, you're old?
Speaker 2: Broh?
Speaker 3: Fuck am I old?
Speaker 2: Your heroes are old?
Speaker 3: Old god? Oh no, passion irrations.
Speaker 2: Old ass fan of a young ass band.
Speaker 1: No, actually it's still fairly young, kiddo.
Speaker 3: It's been Oh, it's been seventeen years since the Black
Speaker 3: Parade was sent to the moat. In that time, a
Speaker 3: great dict. Oh what the wait, what's going on? Oh
Speaker 3: there's a whole story.
Speaker 1: Going on, a story of the tour.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a whole story for the first time in
Speaker 3: six thousand, two hundred and forty six days.
Speaker 1: Which would be twenty years. I don't know, well, three
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty five days in New Year times ten
Speaker 1: would be three thousand and sixty fifty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you do the math.
Speaker 1: Thirty six hundred and fifty. I just got times that
Speaker 1: would be seventy three hundred.
Speaker 3: Essentially, I just got to see this come on real quick.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: Because it's the video that's everybody loves.
Speaker 2: Hardly just watching watching a completely different program.
Speaker 3: Along with the Black Parade North American Tour. I really thought, okay,
Speaker 3: never mind, I really thought I saw the number ten,
Speaker 3: but anywhom. Yeah, that's my passion is that they are
Speaker 3: going on to the coming back on tour and that's
Speaker 3: giving you life and it's giving me life. I think
Speaker 3: we should go to New Jersey to see them at MetLife.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so down like clowns.
Speaker 3: Where they're from, that's where we're from.
Speaker 1: I won't drop our friend the line and be like,
Speaker 1: where's the best place to go to see all?
Speaker 3: Well, the fucking Pixies are opening for them in a
Speaker 3: spot in Canada. I can't remember which one, but I'll ask.
Speaker 1: Them what's the best show to go to?
Speaker 3: Crazy?
Speaker 1: I remember reaching out to him when I was in
Speaker 1: the nuthouse. There's somebody in there with me. It was
Speaker 1: like a massive My Kemp fan. And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: you're shoot a video and I'll send it to him.
Speaker 1: And so the person was like, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: a big fan. And I said to him and he
Speaker 1: sent like a really lovely message, which is then we're
Speaker 1: talking about and he got yeah, Gerard Way, you know,
Speaker 1: he was a guy, motherfucker care understands a thing or two.
Speaker 2: About mental health.
Speaker 3: He's so he's he's everything, wonderful dude.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'll reach out and be like, hey, I
Speaker 1: don't want to pay for this for it, I just
Speaker 1: want to know what's the show? Like if I what's
Speaker 1: the show? Me and Harley Boston.
Speaker 3: I've never been to Boston, but Boston has one of
Speaker 3: my favorite bands opening.
Speaker 1: For them, so they have a different opener every every show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good for them, man, let's pop on and all.
Speaker 3: It's all over the the points for all the.
Speaker 1: Shows un done, move forward, find joy and that's keat
Speaker 1: a life, according to Uncle Malcolm, Uncle Malcolm, Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3: Ration, Well, I'll say ration Cinnamon being in the hospital
Speaker 3: because Cinnamon, my precious, precious baby girl rabbit, was not
Speaker 3: doing so well for like a week and she was
Speaker 3: in the hospital. But today, as of last night, she's
Speaker 3: home with me. She's doing so good. But also passion
Speaker 3: for the wonderful care that the event gave her.
Speaker 2: Bro the passion.
Speaker 1: Indeed, you were forwarding the texts that the was sending,
Speaker 1: which were like longer than any text I've written people
Speaker 1: that I fucking have sex.
Speaker 3: With Okay please aka mom please.
Speaker 2: It was so detailed and just long.
Speaker 3: And like they're amazing. Access Animal Service right the Culver City.
Speaker 3: If you're in Los Angeles, like for real, what is
Speaker 3: it called Access Animal Hospital.
Speaker 2: I was deeply impressed by their.
Speaker 3: Service and Cinnamon. You can't just bring Cinnamon to a
Speaker 3: normal vet. It's got to be an exotic animals vet,
Speaker 3: which is crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's a bunny, because she's a bunny.
Speaker 3: But they gave they give the best care. So that's
Speaker 3: a passion and a ration ration for Cinnamon not feeling well,
Speaker 3: passion passion for Cinnamon's back in the Vicky for the
Speaker 3: best care. She's almost twelve. It's almost our ten year
Speaker 3: anniversary together on December twenty six. I'm throwing a party.
Speaker 2: So she's younger than the Black Parade.
Speaker 3: She literally in the fucking Black Parade. Oh, skinny man,
Speaker 3: I can't believe that's twenty years old.
Speaker 1: When when people have a sick rabbit, yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: you can't just go anywhere. You can't, Like, did you
Speaker 1: go to a vet who was like, well.
Speaker 2: I'm not a bunny dog?
Speaker 3: He is?
Speaker 2: He seems she seems.
Speaker 3: Fine to me, literally, And then I brought her to
Speaker 3: this specialty vet.
Speaker 1: And there was somebody who's like I literally trained for rabbits.
Speaker 3: Literally, and she was like listed all these problems. She's
Speaker 3: partially blind because she's old. She's got cataracts, I mean
Speaker 3: in world arthritis.
Speaker 2: About to celebrate ten years with you, and you've got her.
Speaker 3: And she was already how old she they said she
Speaker 3: was like one and a half or two, A lot
Speaker 3: of yours. I don't know how they would know the shelter.
Speaker 1: Twenty three and meters like we did for the dogs.
Speaker 1: You just gotta get a little, just swab out of her.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, no, no, how's it.
Speaker 3: Oh, she's okay. She she has a new setup now,
Speaker 3: so she's more confined. She used to be free roaming,
Speaker 3: but now she's got to be a bit more confined.
Speaker 3: She can't just hop all over the place because her
Speaker 3: arthritis is bad. But she likes her new her new house.
Speaker 1: Do you think she's like hey, I mean she hey?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 3: She probably is?
Speaker 2: What's with the limited mobility.
Speaker 3: But she's happy to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure she is. And when was the last
Speaker 2: time she left house for any Dallas?
Speaker 3: Yeah, when we drew, when we drove to Dallas and
Speaker 3: brought her so I could film my show. That was
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 1: I had money. Then she had a job.
Speaker 2: Our dreams for the future because all those things.
Speaker 3: Again, I'm not going to do to go to Disney now, please.
Speaker 1: Mainline of sweet Disney bush right into my veins quickly.
Speaker 2: Please. Well, you don't have to go home, but you
Speaker 2: got to get the fuck up out of here. Go
Speaker 2: to Disney.
Speaker 3: That's my favorite thing. I think my friend's here it is.
Speaker 1: That's that's the bell and Robert.
Speaker 3: Rings the bell.
Speaker 1: It's time to go.
Speaker 2: Kids. You have a good time. Of course you did.
Speaker 1: If you want to continue the discussion with this, jump
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Speaker 3: We're recording that after Disney.
Speaker 2: As long as you come back.
Speaker 3: I'm coming back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for that Kevin Smith Club members, you can see
Speaker 1: the show. You can watch the show here the show,
Speaker 1: and then you can see the after show.
Speaker 3: Get a little ex Chris, a little X chat. We'll
Speaker 3: finish past passionate ration on on the Plus and.
Speaker 1: We'll talk more about skinner Man. People like, oh great, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to sign up for more content about the
Speaker 1: fucking rabbit.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you this is a gripping story. You're about
Speaker 2: to hear.
Speaker 3: This is a gripping story.
Speaker 1: This is a rabbit who's like, excuse me.
Speaker 2: My rabbit's foot is a very lucky but don't touch it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 1: Kids, there's a beardless stickless me for this week.
Speaker 2: You have a good time. He did.
Speaker 1: It was because the other one who sits on the
Speaker 1: other side me, your fucking buddy's ringing the bell. I
Speaker 1: heard the door a little fucking forward. All right, there
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