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This week, Katie and Maxx overcome some technical difficulties to deliver a sweet tale of sapphic love, and this book was worth the (second) effort! Join us for This One Time at Band Camp by B.L. Brown, and you'll also get a Crown and Quill recap, a Romancing Portland sneak peek, and a glimpse at our plans for 2027!
(Jump ahead to 28:51 if you want to skip the recap/preview portion...we won't be offended, we promise!)
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Book Description
For weeks, Mac has snuck away from Elkwater Music Camp to practice her instrument in the privacy of the woods. And for weeks, she has been haunted by a mysterious creature lurking just out of sight.
(Jump ahead to 28:51 if you want to skip the recap/preview portion...we won't be offended, we promise!)
Get your tickets to Romancing Portland 2026!
Book Description
For weeks, Mac has snuck away from Elkwater Music Camp to practice her instrument in the privacy of the woods. And for weeks, she has been haunted by a mysterious creature lurking just out of sight.
No more than a glimpse of soft ears or long, graceful limbs. There, and gone again.
Now, on the last night of camp, Mac has one last chance to catch her monster, and she’s pulling out every trick in the book to ensure she does.
Welcome to CAMP CRYPTID and the short that started it all.
Triple T's
TRIGGERS: Young adult romance (both MCs are approximately 18), discussion of sex acts between minors (MC flashback), mild parental disappointment, the Careless Whisper saxaphone riff, brief and unsubstantiated emotional panic.
TROPES: F/NB Sapphic romance ft a human woman and a gender ambiguous faun with a feminine sex presentation. Insta-lust. “I’ll come back for you.”
TITILLATIONS: Explicit, sapphic sex. Manual stimulation, oral sex, nipple play, ear play. Unique anatomy (mild). Bleating.
So...What Are You Into?
Katie: The Cleveland Museum of Art
Maxx: The Day the Earth Blew Up
Author's Website
Our Linktree
Triple T's
TRIGGERS: Young adult romance (both MCs are approximately 18), discussion of sex acts between minors (MC flashback), mild parental disappointment, the Careless Whisper saxaphone riff, brief and unsubstantiated emotional panic.
TROPES: F/NB Sapphic romance ft a human woman and a gender ambiguous faun with a feminine sex presentation. Insta-lust. “I’ll come back for you.”
TITILLATIONS: Explicit, sapphic sex. Manual stimulation, oral sex, nipple play, ear play. Unique anatomy (mild). Bleating.
So...What Are You Into?
Katie: The Cleveland Museum of Art
Maxx: The Day the Earth Blew Up
Author's Website
Our Linktree
Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy
Creators and Guests
Host
Katie Mizell
Host of Cheap Smut. Co-founder of Smutco Industries. Hot and decent.
Producer
Maxx Joy
Producer/husband/co-host of Cheap Smut. Co-founder of Smutco Industries. Heart of a punk, soul of a dancer.
What is Cheap Smut?
Katie and her husband Maxx Joy are Smutco Industries. Together, they create Cheap Smut, a podcast for people who would never let anyone see their Kindle library. Each week, Katie explains the plot of a cheap, smutty book ($4.99 or less) to Maxx, who has little to no idea what the book is about.