Speaker 1: Welcome to beardless, dick less me.
Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith, Quinn Smith.
Speaker 1: All right, So you know, sometimes I don't know if
Speaker 1: you know the things I've done or not, so I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna always proceed going like she probably doesn't know.
Speaker 1: I years ago I made a movie called Clerks. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you've ever heard of it. How many
Speaker 1: times do you think you've heard the word clerks in
Speaker 1: your life? Like since you came out of the woman
Speaker 1: shit like doctor and s your ass.
Speaker 2: It was just like Clark basically, yeah, clerk, that's a
Speaker 2: good metaphor for my life, to be honest, But you
Speaker 2: would literally you literally used to tell me you're the
Speaker 2: best thing I did in color, therefore insinuating that Clerks
Speaker 2: was better than me. I think that was because it's
Speaker 2: in black and white. I just want everyone to take
Speaker 2: a moment to understand how that would affect a child's
Speaker 2: mental health and perception of thyself.
Speaker 1: Kid can't take a joke, I can't. But if that
Speaker 1: one does not pilar the other me going like, you're
Speaker 1: the best thing I ever did in.
Speaker 2: Color, it's just like some cool like you want to do.
Speaker 1: In black and White's Clerks. Literally one thing I've ever
Speaker 1: done in black and white.
Speaker 2: And you're saying it's better than me.
Speaker 1: That does not But I don't see how Like I'm honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't hear that when I say you're the best
Speaker 1: thing I did in color, No we're not. But it's like,
Speaker 1: since I never quote unquote did you in black and white,
Speaker 1: you can't possibly be on that.
Speaker 2: But I guess then the question lies. It's really just
Speaker 2: a color and black and white on par with each
Speaker 2: other of importance.
Speaker 1: What a great question to me? I would always go
Speaker 1: with color is what everybody wants. Color is what the world.
Speaker 2: Of a hole right now?
Speaker 1: I have no idea, isn't it? Is this something that
Speaker 1: you literally brought up with the therapist.
Speaker 3: Going like why am I not blacking? Why you want
Speaker 3: to be monochromatic?
Speaker 1: I mean, number one the show, you're the best thing
Speaker 1: I did period. But saying you're the best thing I
Speaker 1: did in color lets people go like what does that mean?
Speaker 1: And then like black and white? You may so any look, hey, sis,
Speaker 1: you're part of the operation. Any any easy jokes I
Speaker 1: could score off of you, you got to take the
Speaker 1: hit up.
Speaker 2: My whole life is a joke.
Speaker 1: I share something with you. Yeah, so this is fucking dope.
Speaker 1: We'll get back to the other thing. Remind me because
Speaker 1: I sometimes forget. So you're aut Virginia, which sounds so
Speaker 1: weird for me to say because I had an ant
Speaker 1: Virginia and she is definitely.
Speaker 2: Not texting you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's passed, has passed. But first female detective in
Speaker 1: the police.
Speaker 2: Depart Oh, I didn't. I never did I ever meet
Speaker 2: did she? She's like, she's really fucking cool. Honestly, we
Speaker 2: should we are moving. You know, you're not wrong, She's
Speaker 2: fucking cool, can.
Speaker 1: I I'm like, I'm in order to tell the story,
Speaker 1: I have to say a word. There's a trigger fucking
Speaker 1: morning to anybody out there's the R word. But she
Speaker 1: was on the R squad.
Speaker 2: That's what Yeah, don't say the word.
Speaker 1: I said. Yeah, that's what they called it. Like that
Speaker 1: was the the name of it, before they called it
Speaker 1: vice or before they called it undercover. It was just
Speaker 1: yeah that her and like her buddy would go out and.
Speaker 2: Try to catch people.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah. The only way you can catch those people
Speaker 1: and stuff by being that's so, that's like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: this woman was so like you'd never know.
Speaker 2: What a legend I feel like this is probably like
Speaker 2: one of the proudest people of the Hard section of
Speaker 2: the Smith's.
Speaker 1: Descent is adopted. So this is our older sister, but
Speaker 1: you know, by adoption. Yeah, so Virginia was like twelve
Speaker 1: years old.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, So this is just someone I'm just to
Speaker 2: be related to, but not even by blood's.
Speaker 1: Oh my good see you were raised. You were raised
Speaker 1: by me, and you could tell all because my dad
Speaker 1: was like blood is thicker than water. Grace, it's that
Speaker 1: fucking stuck with me, and like forever.
Speaker 2: You always do say by like.
Speaker 1: You, I make a differentiation, yeah, which is so weird
Speaker 1: because like because I'm always I'm doggedly loyal to my
Speaker 1: home clan so much more than even like now at
Speaker 1: this stage in life. Periodically when I'm like, well, I'm
Speaker 1: going home, like Jennifer will be like you live in California,
Speaker 1: I'll be like, I'm bad where I grew up. I
Speaker 1: mean home, because yeah, but I said enough where books
Speaker 1: are like that. But but I you know, for for me,
Speaker 1: like it's like I've known Nana. Nana is Harley's grandmother,
Speaker 1: Jen's mom who I call Gail, but we call her
Speaker 1: colloquial and colloquially nana because that's what Harley's called her
Speaker 1: whole life. But I've known Gail forever mm hmm, not forever,
Speaker 1: but for as long as I've known your mother, so
Speaker 1: twenty six years. Yeah, never call their mom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever do that.
Speaker 1: But others do. Yeah, but not others in our family,
Speaker 1: but others, like live.
Speaker 2: Your life, I guess, but I I to me, I
Speaker 2: would never. I would never do that.
Speaker 1: This is the thing that's only get that's one mom,
Speaker 1: one dad, And I'm not being prejudiced, like you can't
Speaker 1: have more than my.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, world please, No, it's not a judgment, just
Speaker 2: my personal preference because wait, I forgot the rest of
Speaker 2: my thoughts.
Speaker 3: I don't know kids period.
Speaker 2: Oh like if you have a child and you're referring
Speaker 2: to like, how like how nan and Paw refer to
Speaker 2: you as mom and dad when they talk to me,
Speaker 2: which is the reverse I guess of what we're talking about,
Speaker 2: Or you would call them nanon pop.
Speaker 1: I call them nan and pop whenever you're around. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you're not around. I would never say to like, Jen,
Speaker 1: what do you think Nana Popp are up to? Unless
Speaker 1: ironic I use their real names, Gallen, Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: would never use their unless you were being ironic to
Speaker 1: be like, well me and Gallen Bier.
Speaker 2: Whenever Pa calls Nana Gail, I'm always like Paw. I'm
Speaker 2: always like, I don't know, I don't know Gail.
Speaker 1: Gayl Nana n Jenny. Do you think that? Like, think
Speaker 1: about it, You're like, you better call her fucking nana. Pop.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I like to think of her as a hotpi,
Speaker 1: as an ass bro. Nana is the name of an
Speaker 1: old goat or a dog in a Disney movie or
Speaker 1: someone's grandparent. Popes Nana in a very specific way. So
Speaker 1: when he calls her Gail, you know what that means.
Speaker 1: He's ot for teacher. And when you forced him to
Speaker 1: call our nanny's we're old.
Speaker 2: You have to do the two steps.
Speaker 1: He's lifted as well.
Speaker 2: Mam lely callback.
Speaker 1: So here is speaking of mom?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so.
Speaker 4: Ma.
Speaker 1: But in Virginia side oh yeah, pretty damn press first, yeah,
Speaker 1: no doubt and family probably like free. I don't have
Speaker 1: to pay for that story because.
Speaker 2: It is yeah, and does someone have like it would
Speaker 2: be probably be Journals of the Sword.
Speaker 1: We make up the rest. Crime is hard in the city,
Speaker 1: we can in relatives already righting the ship, he writes itself,
Speaker 1: what was that?
Speaker 2: What was the first line?
Speaker 1: Crime is hard in the city.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, I'll screw winner.
Speaker 1: Look, this is it, this is our moment, this is
Speaker 1: our our.
Speaker 2: I have her really really cool cigarette holders Virginia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she had classy.
Speaker 2: Takes and not just shows. I wish I knew this person, bro,
Speaker 2: you never would.
Speaker 1: Have known she you want to talk about Hannah Montana
Speaker 1: separate fucking life because at home she was like, you know,
Speaker 1: fucking queen or like fucking silks from Japan and ship
Speaker 1: like that she loved like.
Speaker 2: Wait did she actually where Yes? Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1: She would wear her hair with a fucking first person
Speaker 1: ever met tire her hair back and put a stick
Speaker 1: through it, like way before anybody else. I mean before cavemen,
Speaker 1: but first human I ever saw. Yeah, chopsticks and chopsticks
Speaker 1: like that you would use. But it was just this
Speaker 1: like secret.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, it's.
Speaker 1: Just not what you know most people. Her ship was
Speaker 1: everything was like really classy, well done. She had a
Speaker 1: really nice like living room set and ship like that
Speaker 1: good dining room set. And when we went to visit her.
Speaker 1: She would like she wouldn't come down right away because
Speaker 1: she was coming home from work and work was like
Speaker 1: fun in hell. She became one of the first female
Speaker 1: detective in the North Police apartment. Her and her partner Ellie,
Speaker 1: were eventually put on youth division. And I don't mean
Speaker 1: like juveniles who I ain't going to school today, Detective Caddillo.
Speaker 1: That was her name originally, Rary Cardilla. We're talking about
Speaker 1: like this baby was battered to death.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, happened to children.
Speaker 1: That's what she spent her days doing, dealing with the
Speaker 1: most depressing shit on the planet. So we would go
Speaker 1: up there for spaghetti's on Wednesday night, right, spaghetti night.
Speaker 1: You get up there and hanging out downstairs like Gerard
Speaker 1: and Rosemary. Her kids are my very Jersey hang out
Speaker 1: with Uncle Jerry and stuff like that. Washington TV and
Speaker 1: Virginia be nowhere to be seen because she'd be upstairs
Speaker 1: fucking decompressing, like taking up fucking bath wash in the
Speaker 1: fucking filter.
Speaker 2: They can only imagine.
Speaker 1: And then just be like, think about the horrible things
Speaker 1: she had to carry and she had to like leave
Speaker 1: him in the bathroom which had a bidet. Mind you,
Speaker 1: that's how classy she was.
Speaker 2: I was held it all together.
Speaker 1: Was this water fountain I drink out of my No,
Speaker 1: I was like, why is this tastes like a vagina?
Speaker 1: So she'd finally come down and this is my be
Speaker 1: like that's how she would That's how she would greet
Speaker 1: the room, come here. Oh my gosh. That was She
Speaker 1: was so like a buoyant honestly, like I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't mean this is any just like she could have
Speaker 1: honestly been a fantastic dreg Like that's how she dressed,
Speaker 1: and she.
Speaker 3: Was larger than life.
Speaker 1: And just like, come on, let's go eat, like just fucking.
Speaker 2: Like glamorous, yeah, like super glamorous, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but not like I wanted to be alone, but
Speaker 1: just like the hotels.
Speaker 2: No, no, not that type of glamor Matrod the drag
Speaker 2: type of glamorous.
Speaker 1: But she, you know, on her job, was the opposite.
Speaker 2: That's so interesting.
Speaker 1: She may have fucking shot people, like, but she didn't
Speaker 1: talk about it, and you'd never I wouldn't know. I
Speaker 1: have to I would have to dig deep and ask Rosemary.
Speaker 1: And I doubt Rosemary would know. My godmother mom might,
Speaker 1: but I doubt she even shared that ship with mom
Speaker 1: because she put that ship in a lock box and
Speaker 1: then went down and you know, pretended like that she
Speaker 1: didn't hear the most horrible things in the world. So
Speaker 1: and Virginia, why don't even bring her up? Wonderful person?
Speaker 1: But she, uh my Virginia, my sister always named.
Speaker 2: For Oh my gosh, we really went down a hole.
Speaker 2: And now I'm just like thinking about her life and
Speaker 2: just like really, really, you know what.
Speaker 1: We got to talk to is your epigen my sister,
Speaker 1: because she knows a.
Speaker 2: Lot about how well I mean, how does she know.
Speaker 1: This that her godmother, Yes, because Donald's godmother was Anne
Speaker 1: who just passed away, and uncle Wayne is her his
Speaker 1: godfather in Virginia. Her godmother, I believe is in Virginia,
Speaker 1: I forget and her godfathers.
Speaker 2: May Virginia is friends with like also do other like
Speaker 2: more of our relative. She does a good job.
Speaker 1: Like my sister Virginia.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she just does a good job keeping up, She.
Speaker 1: Keeps the she's yeah, she she has taken on like
Speaker 1: the even though she you know, she lives abroad and
Speaker 1: has lived abroad forever. She's the very like she was
Speaker 1: an expat for a long time. But now they're moving
Speaker 1: back to the state. So anyway, she's home. She is
Speaker 1: when I stay home, I mean back in the States.
Speaker 1: And when I stay home, I mean she's at Mama
Speaker 1: Ley's right now, right now. So what I'm going to
Speaker 1: be doing is Thursday kicked the kick off the Mycastle film.
Speaker 2: Fas is my cousin here no.
Speaker 1: Smartcastle film Festivals. On Thursday, we have a thirtieth anniversary
Speaker 1: of the screening of Clerks happening that night.
Speaker 2: Cute.
Speaker 1: Then the next day I'm going down to see Momley
Speaker 1: going down to Florida. It's Jerry, my brother, Donald's husband's
Speaker 1: sixtieth birthday that night, so what he's turning? What? And
Speaker 1: Virginia's in town. So Mike, my whole family is living
Speaker 1: family on twenty one Jackson Street, because you're my living
Speaker 1: family as well. Family I grew up here. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: ones that are left, they're all give me the same
Speaker 1: place at the same.
Speaker 2: Time have gone.
Speaker 1: I mean, but this wasn't playing. I was just like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be up there, and I've got two days
Speaker 1: bere you know where I could go down and see mom.
Speaker 1: So and then it turns out all the ship's going on,
Speaker 1: so Virginia's there right now, And so Virginia sent a
Speaker 1: video of mamally listening to beardless. What do you think that?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, is she crying?
Speaker 2: Oh no, she was itching.
Speaker 1: Wait.
Speaker 2: First of all, I've never heard the show because I'm
Speaker 2: so scared to hear my voice. It sounds like everybody's
Speaker 2: some certain people have their things to say about the audio.
Speaker 2: But that sounded very clear. But two, but too, it's
Speaker 2: so crazy to hear her voices. I guess this is.
Speaker 1: The funny part. So Virginia wrote, mom is enjoying your podcast,
Speaker 1: and then she wrote the following script, Mom, he's so funny.
Speaker 1: He could have a show of just him and her me. Uh,
Speaker 1: that's what this show is, just Kevin Harley. So there's
Speaker 1: a second video. I don't know what. Let's find out.
Speaker 1: So I can't sing.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's so cute, She's so so cute.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: She did get emotional. She's like, I can't wait to
Speaker 1: hear him come and sing as if I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: there and be like mom.
Speaker 2: And someone has got to film it and send it
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 1: You have to are singing that. She would rather have
Speaker 1: me singing Likearry Manila Her name was Lola. She was
Speaker 1: a show girl. That's what her like Alexi is whenever
Speaker 1: he walks in, She's like, Alexa play Parry Manila, and
Speaker 1: Alexa's playing the best hits of Harry Manela.
Speaker 5: You do it.
Speaker 1: Her name was Lola. She was a show It was
Speaker 1: a very big disco song. So mamily at home listening
Speaker 1: to the show and having a blast. Because Virginia, my sister,
Speaker 1: she sent me something about it the other day. I
Speaker 1: think she said, like, I was listening to your fucking
Speaker 1: show and it was great.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, Oh my god, I can't believe people listen.
Speaker 1: To you, I said, how are you? She's tired and
Speaker 1: sad to be leaving Europe, but looking forward to arriving
Speaker 1: in Orlando with see Mom and apparently you two. I
Speaker 1: meant to tell you that I listened to the Beardless
Speaker 1: Stickless podcast in which you sing like Father Dave and
Speaker 1: talk about Lavernon Shirley. I was in tears from laughter
Speaker 1: and nostalgia. I'm so loving this podcast. Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 1: So we know who's listening my sister.
Speaker 2: Okay, hey girl.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I mean this is weird to do because
Speaker 1: we just like showed a video of my mom but
Speaker 1: at least we heard it and stuff like that. But
Speaker 1: I there's a story attached to this. So Steven Fraser,
Speaker 1: who works at the office at the podcastle our vegan friend.
Speaker 2: He's vegan, yes, oh, yes he is.
Speaker 1: He found, like you know, a year or two ago
Speaker 1: in the basement of the stash, I found this box
Speaker 1: of leftover work print from when we were making clerks.
Speaker 1: In order to cut back in the day, you took
Speaker 1: your negative, you spit out everything or your select takes,
Speaker 1: and that's what you used to cut. And what you
Speaker 1: use to cut was then taken to the negative so
Speaker 1: they can match the negative cut to it, and then
Speaker 1: everything that was left like the short ends and shit
Speaker 1: like that and just left over. Right, we had it
Speaker 1: forever at RST Videos that's where we cut clerks, and
Speaker 1: so it was in like three garbage bags full of
Speaker 1: all this like work print film, no sound on it,
Speaker 1: just sixteen millimeter film that you put on the thread
Speaker 1: for the steambeck and use that to cut it. So
Speaker 1: one day I go visit Miss Topper and as after
Speaker 1: clerk's been picked up and traveling the festival circuit, and
Speaker 1: I saw the bags in the garbage, like up with
Speaker 1: the work print. I was like, what's this. She's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I threw it out. I thought it was garbage. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh no, god no. So I put in
Speaker 1: the trunk of my car and then I brought it
Speaker 1: back to a had a condo. At that point, there
Speaker 1: was there in the garage Dancy Dance in Red Bank
Speaker 1: Tower Hill Comes. I bought with the look at you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was living fat man, you were damn. Now
Speaker 2: you literally sleep.
Speaker 1: In a close I do now when I'm home in Jersey,
Speaker 1: I sleep in a closet.
Speaker 2: Still dead, like not even an exaggeration. It's the closet stopped.
Speaker 2: Like I'm not saying like it's a small room. It's
Speaker 2: like literally intended to be a utility clause.
Speaker 1: It's a clause.
Speaker 2: After damn, Okay, you've done great about it.
Speaker 1: So I found this footage and then it sat around
Speaker 1: like the apartment above the movie theater for like a year.
Speaker 1: Then when all this stuff was being moved out, Steven
Speaker 1: saw it and he was like, I'm like, what the
Speaker 1: hell is this And he's like, I think it's from Clerk.
Speaker 1: And Stephen looked at it. He's like this sixteen milime.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, that's so crazy.
Speaker 1: What we had done for years though, with that bags
Speaker 1: of I can't.
Speaker 2: Believe, just fucking suck us like sign sold it off.
Speaker 1: So we did this thing for years, because this is
Speaker 1: all stuff that wasn't used in the movie.
Speaker 2: You should ask for it, right.
Speaker 1: Can I get all of the backplace. So we would
Speaker 1: take the workprint and just clip off ten frames at
Speaker 1: a time, sticking on a card. I'd sign the card
Speaker 1: and stuff, and we sold them for like ten bucks
Speaker 1: a pop, so bucks. It kept the secret smashing a
Speaker 1: lot for years. Ten bucks for ten frames of sixteen
Speaker 1: milimeters work print, which again, if you ever wanted to strike,
Speaker 1: you just need to go the negative and do it.
Speaker 1: It's not impossible. So we sold it off for years
Speaker 1: and years and years, and all that was left, honestly,
Speaker 1: it was one you know, shopping bag from a food
Speaker 1: store full. That's it footage. Yes, and wisely, so this
Speaker 1: was ship that was going to get thrown out, but
Speaker 1: we made money off of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, But I just.
Speaker 1: Wanted this a little pile that was left. Like Stephen
Speaker 1: was like, would you mind if I got this digitized?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, that'd be great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So Steven got digitized and he gave me the file
Speaker 1: and I had the file for two weeks before I
Speaker 1: could pop it in and I had a chance to edit.
Speaker 1: So I put it in the other morning and it
Speaker 1: was fifty six minutes total, and it talked about all
Speaker 1: footage from the making of Clerks, stuff that we haven't
Speaker 1: seen in thirty years.
Speaker 2: May ask a clarifying question, absolutely, how roughly like to second?
Speaker 2: What is the second to frame ratio? Like how many.
Speaker 1: Twenty four frames a second a second?
Speaker 2: So ten frames.
Speaker 1: Would be half a not even a half second, half
Speaker 1: a second of work?
Speaker 2: Okay, period, I know. I feel better about that.
Speaker 1: So I was like, we made a lot of money.
Speaker 2: I didn't I didn't realize how many? How many?
Speaker 1: And again I don't regret it. I'm still cool as
Speaker 1: totally very clever. Use cycling if you will.
Speaker 2: Oh, and I'm so proud of you. Wait when did
Speaker 2: you do that?
Speaker 1: We started the moment we started selling things online, which
Speaker 1: was even before we had a secret stash.
Speaker 2: I think, oh my god, really you're like a business man.
Speaker 2: Look at you.
Speaker 1: So how we sent you to practice school. I'm showing
Speaker 1: ten frames at a time. What was that called? Again?
Speaker 1: I know you hold on, let me try to remember it.
Speaker 3: Hold on, are you archer that.
Speaker 1: It took me a second. The one before that, well
Speaker 1: i'm talking about archer.
Speaker 2: Oh you're talking about the one.
Speaker 1: Wasn't as expensive as archer. Archer.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, no, don't say the prize please.
Speaker 1: Well I'm not. But when I saw both, I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: when did they start charging for school? Because I went
Speaker 1: for free and just everybody, I mean, so happy to
Speaker 1: go to.
Speaker 2: So grateful, so so grateful for the level of education.
Speaker 2: Of course, but I would I would have been fine.
Speaker 2: This was not my choice, is not my choice.
Speaker 1: But you know because of the people those frames paid
Speaker 1: for everything. That's this house was built on those fronds. Honestly. Wow.
Speaker 2: So that wait, So there's fifty six minutes.
Speaker 1: Fifty six minutes of footage, which again I haven't seen
Speaker 1: since we were working on the work printed movie, and
Speaker 1: some of it I never saw because me and Scott
Speaker 1: cut separately. So you know, I wouldn't go over things
Speaker 1: that he went over. If he was like, well, we're
Speaker 1: not going to use this take, I would not be like, well,
Speaker 1: let me see it first. And so like, there's some ship.
Speaker 1: I didn't really and what it is in order to
Speaker 1: sync up your dailies, your film footage with the sound
Speaker 1: you know, that's why there's a clapper and stuff. So
Speaker 1: you would have to roll the fucking sound of the
Speaker 1: sound head to hear the root snap, you know when
Speaker 1: it hits. Yeah, and then mark on a with a
Speaker 1: grease pen on the work print where the actual clap
Speaker 1: board hit. And then it was nuts, bro, Like, now
Speaker 1: it's all digital, you can do the show. It was
Speaker 1: pretty cool.
Speaker 2: That's like magical.
Speaker 1: It was crazy. It was actually working with.
Speaker 2: The tools so cool.
Speaker 1: Lots of the footage of the fifty six minutes is this,
Speaker 1: it's it's not even this, it's just after the clapper.
Speaker 2: Then you're.
Speaker 1: In the footage. Yes, Well, first off, before we get there,
Speaker 1: just seeing images from this era that I have not
Speaker 1: seen for the last thirty years is a mind fuck
Speaker 1: because you got to remember, there are only certain amount
Speaker 1: of pictures other than the movie itself, a certain amount
Speaker 1: of pictures behind the scenes. We weren't shooting. We didn't
Speaker 1: think it was going to be a thing, so it
Speaker 1: wasn't like we didn't document anything.
Speaker 2: And are they are they all takes or are there
Speaker 2: is there like footage of you guys like in between.
Speaker 1: Takes, all takes, but sometimes more than just the yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: like you'll see life happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What was crazy was seeing like you know these are
Speaker 1: number one. We did more takes than I ever imagined,
Speaker 1: because in my head I was sometimes we didn't. There's
Speaker 1: one thing we got to eleven takes on a low
Speaker 1: budget movie and.
Speaker 2: I was like, do you know didn't that one guy
Speaker 2: in the in the Batman movie. It's a guy that
Speaker 2: played the Riddler. Didn't he take like a hundred takes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that has no bearing on Don't give a fuck
Speaker 1: about that guy.
Speaker 3: It's not in this movie, not a Clerks.
Speaker 1: But talk to that Affleck. He was in Chili. He'll
Speaker 1: tell you the story about how Marty Brest made him
Speaker 1: and Jennifer Lopez do one hundred and twenty fucking takes.
Speaker 1: I said that as if like it was a life
Speaker 1: lesson take that take that he told that story, and
Speaker 1: I was like, what he did. And by the time
Speaker 1: we got to take one hundred, we were like, Marty,
Speaker 1: what are you looking for? And he was like, just
Speaker 1: keep going. And when he finally got to the place
Speaker 1: he's like, that's the one. Ben was like, what we
Speaker 1: what was to be fair? He goes, I just wanted
Speaker 1: you guys to sound tired.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a little psychoic, but.
Speaker 1: Process.
Speaker 2: I also did like one hundred and two vocal takes
Speaker 2: of this one section of a verse the other day,
Speaker 2: so although it would take much longer, Well, actually, no,
Speaker 2: I guess I'm just as crazy as that guy.
Speaker 1: There is no wrong unless you're hurting somebody physically. But
Speaker 1: in a world where it's like we're going to do
Speaker 1: as many takes as it takes, you know, it's not
Speaker 1: my way. I had to bail a long time before that.
Speaker 1: But like, that's so true.
Speaker 2: We are different in that way. I feel one or
Speaker 2: two take out you're like happy, Yeah, I know. Well
Speaker 2: I guess it's just because I have OCD and you don't.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's just a difference.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm the director and you're not.
Speaker 2: Right there.
Speaker 1: When you direct a film, come back and tell me.
Speaker 2: I just.
Speaker 1: Sing.
Speaker 2: You're still talking about I just want about like music
Speaker 2: to I don't know, just as many tis whatever.
Speaker 1: I know you were compared directing and I was like,
Speaker 1: when did you.
Speaker 2: No no directing to like singing?
Speaker 1: Takes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know anyways.
Speaker 1: But getting back to the main fucking point here, I'm
Speaker 1: seeing this footage I have never fucking seen before, and
Speaker 1: there is baby Dad who took us on the journey,
Speaker 1: and he is not happy. He is in all the takes.
Speaker 6: He's like, it's he closes the clapper, He's like, just
Speaker 6: no excitement for he really your dream's coming true?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's that's nuts because I was on logic set
Speaker 1: and every take he was.
Speaker 2: Like, wow, boy, which is now?
Speaker 1: Which is like me now? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Which is you now?
Speaker 1: But like it's crazy, and as my dreams are coming true,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm like, I'm I think it's fear. I
Speaker 1: think I'm like, I'm I'm in so much debt and
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing here. I asked Anderson.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh my god, he's gone. You're terrified that
Speaker 1: every fucking dime you sank into this movie is gonna
Speaker 1: be tanked by the chucklehead you're working with. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know that that was it. However, the most
Speaker 1: telling story in this fifty six minutes of footage, and
Speaker 1: you know, it's like alternate takes of Lisa who's passed
Speaker 1: on and stuff. So it's kind of moving and whatnot.
Speaker 1: But mister fucking nineties, like, hey man, this is a
Speaker 1: serious business. You could tell. I don't think of myself
Speaker 1: as a comedy filmmaker. I think of myself as a filmmaker,
Speaker 1: and I'm serious as a filmmaker. The only time I smile,
Speaker 1: the only time I break and I laugh and I
Speaker 1: seem to be having a good time is with Jason.
Speaker 2: That's really beautiful.
Speaker 1: It is kind of sweet. So there's us standing next
Speaker 1: to each other and I'm breaking up. Although there is
Speaker 1: a moment where I talk and I put it in
Speaker 1: this thing I was working with cutting the footage.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you were just about to cry. I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my gosh, she's so.
Speaker 1: Move So I saw like this thing where I talked
Speaker 1: to him. I'm leaning backwards in a way that I
Speaker 1: didn't in the movie, and I talked to Jason, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's going in. But then I
Speaker 1: looked at it real closely and I saw what I say.
Speaker 1: I go. I turned to him and I go, act motherfucker.
Speaker 2: Oh Chad, he goes.
Speaker 1: He starts to line again. I mean, it was the
Speaker 1: first film but he was. He was just kind of
Speaker 1: reading the lines. And that's when I was like, ah, beer.
Speaker 2: Can I guess no camera can see the photo behind
Speaker 2: you of Jay wearing lipstick after he just kissed you.
Speaker 2: But it's just he's staring at me right now.
Speaker 1: I sent you the video, but you didn't get to
Speaker 1: see it, right No, So I'm gonna let you watch it.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Corruption problem? No? No, no, yeah, that
Speaker 1: can't that can not be. What the hell?
Speaker 2: Wait? What does you What do you mean do we
Speaker 2: need to stop the show?
Speaker 1: But oh my god, all right, no, I got it.
Speaker 1: It works now you watch it. You press the little
Speaker 1: thing in the middle. This is gonna be.
Speaker 2: Do I show the camera or no?
Speaker 1: They can watch it online.
Speaker 2: But can you hear it though, Oh.
Speaker 1: They can hear it? Pointy, Wait until you see how
Speaker 1: fucking young everybody is.
Speaker 2: Oh no, why am I gonna cry?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Watch. We'll keep your eyes on it.
Speaker 1: Don't take your eyes off it. It's all quick though.
Speaker 1: It's all very quick shot, so you can't take your
Speaker 1: eye through.
Speaker 5: M it's so bad.
Speaker 1: So I'm laughing.
Speaker 7: You don't cry.
Speaker 1: Watch Jay?
Speaker 8: So, oh my god, it's so it's not so it's crazy, right, Yeah,
Speaker 8: that one.
Speaker 2: Is that Jay in the hot room doubles Jersey.
Speaker 1: No, it's at half second. Oh my god, you guys
Speaker 1: are so little. Look how little we are.
Speaker 3: Oh, Roy, you're so little.
Speaker 2: You're just a pig.
Speaker 1: I know I'm younger than you are right now, like
Speaker 1: I was twenty three.
Speaker 2: Gun I say something?
Speaker 1: Yeah good, I don't want to say go ahead.
Speaker 2: Jeff Anderson was kind of when he was scared?
Speaker 8: Was he?
Speaker 3: He was young?
Speaker 2: Okay? We recreated so much of these things and rebood.
Speaker 1: Like and clerks through as well. That the car.
Speaker 2: I love the car.
Speaker 1: M This is the real emotional part right here. Oh
Speaker 1: why because she passed away?
Speaker 2: Oh shure, No, it's not right.
Speaker 1: It's about to be here.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's so sad she passed away.
Speaker 1: She was young too.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: She's one of us.
Speaker 2: This is such a sad podcast.
Speaker 1: It is. But then gonna kick in, it's gonna be fun. Well,
Speaker 1: it gets fun again.
Speaker 2: We're just fucking fry. Who's said, Oh wait, I forgot
Speaker 2: this alternate ending. I was like, who the fuck died?
Speaker 2: Smell so serious?
Speaker 1: Ah, here's where he cracks me up about.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, look you're smiling.
Speaker 2: You Never smoke?
Speaker 9: Oh j I wish I.
Speaker 2: No, I actually no, I don't. I wish I knew
Speaker 2: Jay when he was a kid. Never mind, Oh wow,
Speaker 2: everyone was getting their chance at the clapper.
Speaker 1: M just so little you left.
Speaker 4: I was really good.
Speaker 1: I did the other morning. Thank you something cry seek knew?
Speaker 2: What videos? Can you expensive?
Speaker 1: Kid? Isn't it wonderful? What I love about it? You're
Speaker 1: really good. You're used to seeing that movie for thirty years,
Speaker 1: and it's suddenly because of that. There are moments where
Speaker 1: they turn to look at you, like look at the
Speaker 1: camera and they break character. And that's something that nobody
Speaker 1: has ever seen, but something that I even forgot, Like,
Speaker 1: you know, I knew we would be like cut and
Speaker 1: people would break and look and stuff like that. But
Speaker 1: those moments and little baby Jay, and that was the
Speaker 1: other thing, Like Number one for those who are like,
Speaker 1: what is this, It's a short film called We Never
Speaker 1: Smiled in the nineties.
Speaker 2: When are you going to put it out?
Speaker 1: We're showing it in the beginning of Clerk's the thirtieth
Speaker 1: anniversary screening at this Macastle Film Festival. And then I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna put it up on the YouTube channel
Speaker 1: because I think for the thirty anniversary Clerks, because I
Speaker 1: think like people would dig it, like that movie is
Speaker 1: now part of the fabric the pop culture, and it's
Speaker 1: like suddenly, this is like seeing the movie from this
Speaker 1: perspective and like, oh my god, look at the kids
Speaker 1: who did it and stuff. So I mean, I'm not regretful,
Speaker 1: but could you imaginef I'd had that when we were
Speaker 1: making Clerks three, like holy fuck.
Speaker 2: Oh. But I think when they're in the movie.
Speaker 1: Theater, Oh, it would have impact others the same way
Speaker 1: it impacts, like it was more meaningful. I think to
Speaker 1: use clips from the actual movie Clerks in that moment
Speaker 1: in Clerks three, because people have an affection or center
Speaker 1: that's so true.
Speaker 2: That's actually for this they would.
Speaker 1: Have been like wait, what is that? What is that?
Speaker 1: But for anyone else, like I showed Mom, and you know,
Speaker 1: Mom's pretty fucking cold fish. But Mom was like mom,
Speaker 1: like when we got some Lisa parts, she was like,
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, what a gift this is and she started crying.
Speaker 1: She was like but not for like young me, she
Speaker 1: was like whatever, But when she saw Lisa, she was like,
Speaker 1: this is incredible. I was the shit I love her,
Speaker 1: and it made me. I sent him a video where
Speaker 1: I was like, bro, I just watched like footage I've
Speaker 1: never seen of the making of fucking Clerks, and I
Speaker 1: am so fucking serious throughout it, Like I almost look
Speaker 1: like I'm having a bad time, but I know I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to be Yeah, I'm just trying to be
Speaker 1: a serious filmmaker. And ship I said, but the only
Speaker 1: times that like I'm laughing or having a good time
Speaker 1: is when you and I are together, you know. And
Speaker 1: I was like, and that's why, probably why I've always
Speaker 1: like kept Jason around or always put him in things,
Speaker 1: because he's always the good time. But he's also like,
Speaker 1: you know, in my memory of it, like Jason was
Speaker 1: barely there, but that footage proves that he was there
Speaker 1: was multiple days, not just he's.
Speaker 2: A credit what you did to my face.
Speaker 1: He stopped doing the makeup before you come on the show. Okay,
Speaker 1: if anyone's sitting at sitting home listening, going like, what
Speaker 1: do you mean, how can I see it? If you
Speaker 1: go to that Kevin Smith club, you can actually see
Speaker 1: the video. Yeah, join that Kevin Smith club and watch beards,
Speaker 1: watch the kid cry. I knew it too. As as
Speaker 1: soon as I handed to you, I was like, she's
Speaker 1: probably gonna break. It didn't take you very long since
Speaker 1: you saw what else?
Speaker 2: Did I recently cry.
Speaker 1: Out?
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know why. Hearing about you from.
Speaker 1: The past, you why, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, he was just such a baby.
Speaker 1: It was I was a total baby.
Speaker 2: It was just a little guy.
Speaker 1: Oh that little guy. Just start a little guy.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so crazy. I got it, and
Speaker 2: the show come on.
Speaker 1: All right? Well, you know how we on the show
Speaker 1: we have to passion or ration it ration?
Speaker 2: You fucking making me cry like this I show.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize it would take that. I thought you
Speaker 1: maybe nostalgic.
Speaker 8: I have you fuck.
Speaker 1: Nostalgic for something you weren't alive.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We never smiled in the nineties.
Speaker 2: I just wish I was alive.
Speaker 1: But isn't it? Is it weird too? You know this
Speaker 1: is a thing that you've like interacted with across your life.
Speaker 1: You were in clerks too. You're in clerks. I've been
Speaker 1: in so many of the movies and stuff. Clerk's paid
Speaker 1: for a lot of your ship. You saw clerks like
Speaker 1: your whole life.
Speaker 2: B Yeah, oh this is where the fucking question at
Speaker 2: the beginning. Oh my god, we made a full circle.
Speaker 1: You made me cry. Fuck you teller always knows where
Speaker 1: things are going.
Speaker 2: I was so bitter at the beginning, like how many
Speaker 2: times I have heard chorus.
Speaker 1: But perhaps more time.
Speaker 2: He was so lit all oh my god, full of
Speaker 2: so much not happiness, just.
Speaker 1: I mean, but that's the thing. It's like, I was
Speaker 1: not unhappy person. I was trying to be so serious,
Speaker 1: like I'm a serious filmmaker man, Like you saw it
Speaker 1: when I was on the John Store Show. I'm like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. I gotta make movies. Man, it hurts to
Speaker 1: be an artist, be a happy artist, even though even
Speaker 1: when you're singing songs where people sound sad, just make
Speaker 1: sure you're.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, okay, passionate, ration, fucking rah me crying and
Speaker 2: looking like this, you.
Speaker 1: Don't look bad. Did you have something to do after this?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We're going I fucking did. We're going only a really.
Speaker 2: Important fucking thing where I'm going to a studio to
Speaker 2: check it out and meet with that can.
Speaker 1: Still, it's not like they're going to decide whether or
Speaker 1: not to let you record there based on how your
Speaker 1: makeup looks. So you're okay, that's really they're going to
Speaker 1: walk in. They're going to be like, we can't have
Speaker 1: her here a cry baby. We'll be doing multiple takes.
Speaker 2: It's more like her eyeliners. Even that's.
Speaker 1: Like crooked cat. That cat's got crossed us. What did
Speaker 1: you say?
Speaker 2: Look at this cat?
Speaker 1: I know that's that's the cat. Is a photo of
Speaker 1: cat I never met the cat you never met, but
Speaker 1: you still feel affection towards by virtue of the fact
Speaker 1: that it is a cat that cat walked. So that
Speaker 1: fucking move Man could could take steroids? You want to
Speaker 1: tell him what's going on with.
Speaker 5: I got many? Put me on the Royds road rage.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Ryds?
Speaker 1: Why are they giving them steroids? Move Man? For those
Speaker 1: who are like, who the fuck is that? He is
Speaker 1: one of Harley's nineteen cats four.
Speaker 2: As for the legal women.
Speaker 1: And man's nickname, no mo is, his name is officially Moon.
Speaker 2: Now is his name?
Speaker 1: How many names as he had? Motherfucker? He's got more
Speaker 1: fucking hate.
Speaker 2: He started as mouse and no, no, no, every honestly
Speaker 2: he has the least amount, right, Yeah, he went from
Speaker 2: mouse to move Is that too complicated for you. Carl
Speaker 2: went from Minnie.
Speaker 1: To Carl, Lucky went from Lucky to Lucky.
Speaker 2: Linus went from Prince to Linus, making him the cat
Speaker 2: formally this prince.
Speaker 1: How was he for prince?
Speaker 2: For like a few weeks when I got him, I
Speaker 2: was like prince, and then I was like.
Speaker 1: The big leap between.
Speaker 2: And Tea has had the most. Now she's wieners.
Speaker 1: She's had wieners from tea.
Speaker 2: I'll bring you along on the journey.
Speaker 1: You can have a cup of tea. You have.
Speaker 2: Mama Cita Ceda tea winners, yeah, mouse, yeah, and now and.
Speaker 1: Then by all right? So why is he on steroids?
Speaker 3: I gotta big get bigger rips.
Speaker 2: Oh he has osthma.
Speaker 5: I gotta I gotta win at the Nationals, my Ris,
Speaker 5: I love you, my man.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be an f week.
Speaker 2: He's just a country Asma.
Speaker 3: Put them roids in my but mammaid, put the right
Speaker 3: bear my butt.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get shredded with my maid the next storal
Speaker 5: schwarz leg He's shredded.
Speaker 2: Why don't you get what if you gets shredded.
Speaker 9: I'm screaming, screaming, I come back from rginrmumm why you
Speaker 9: give me them rods?
Speaker 2: And oh my god, movie comes the hog.
Speaker 1: Just like I have anything sarcastic, let me say.
Speaker 2: That, may I didn't don't have anything to say about this.
Speaker 1: He's pretty marble.
Speaker 2: Holy fuck, that's Susan.
Speaker 1: What does he called Austin?
Speaker 3: Does he bubber daddy in my male?
Speaker 2: Bomber Mommy pauper fee five four fun, mommay.
Speaker 3: You got any the roids in your purse?
Speaker 5: Mommy, I wasn't adding now, bro, this is scene.
Speaker 3: From me, Get me beer, some macan cheese.
Speaker 2: Move my size and this not like has he grown
Speaker 2: to be my fucking bag?
Speaker 1: He's bossing around telling get him a beard's maga cheese.
Speaker 7: Tell you what mommayats plus some ham in that maga jeese.
Speaker 3: But what I'm thinking, mommie, you will be what I
Speaker 3: tell you to be.
Speaker 1: Bomber.
Speaker 2: We're ending the show. This show's over.
Speaker 1: Why did I give him those raids?
Speaker 2: Because he has fucking asthma.
Speaker 1: So they're like instead of being it's like that comic
Speaker 1: book ad from when I was a kid, like tired
Speaker 1: of having sand kicked in your face, Like tired of
Speaker 1: being a pip squeak with asthma.
Speaker 3: Get on the roads.
Speaker 7: Ma mercy, No one's gonna make fun of my asthmadic
Speaker 7: body ever again. Mammy Mama, here's the head of a
Speaker 7: man that once made fun of me for having asthma.
Speaker 3: I left the body in the middle of the one
Speaker 3: oh one.
Speaker 2: I'm quite literally speechless.
Speaker 3: Oh this is me.
Speaker 2: I just don't even know how to feel right now.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. He's literally just a little guy, just
Speaker 2: like you.
Speaker 1: In the video. He's climbed to the top of what's
Speaker 1: that tower that you want to live in with, Jane.
Speaker 2: George, Hollywood Town.
Speaker 1: He's climbing and your cat's climb at the top of Hollywood. No,
Speaker 1: he's not there. He's at the top of the Capitol.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, mob regular Dale, Yeah yeah. I'm like, there's
Speaker 2: some steroids.
Speaker 1: Moomsh knocks the needle off the top of the building.
Speaker 2: People like, well, we get in. He was like, awesome,
Speaker 2: he's mob.
Speaker 1: Juice and off he is juice. Oh my god, how
Speaker 1: do you give him his roids?
Speaker 2: I have to give him a pill.
Speaker 1: Oh he's got to somehow eat it. It's more like
Speaker 1: a yeah pository.
Speaker 3: No, never mind, No, it's not.
Speaker 2: I just you're going to do I'm leaving. You're taking
Speaker 2: a lot of funny comments about my son's medical condition.
Speaker 2: That is your living.
Speaker 3: Through signs, she says. Bucket me, my stir.
Speaker 2: I'm out out.
Speaker 1: I got muscles on my muscles.
Speaker 2: He's literally just an innocent boy. Please get themorids, please
Speaker 2: leave them alone.
Speaker 1: And it's like he went on a rampage man my
Speaker 1: slash mommy, and everyone's.
Speaker 2: Just oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like like you have to stop him.
Speaker 1: Only one person gets stopped.
Speaker 2: And he's just a little move Just.
Speaker 1: Shoot him with this track gun.
Speaker 2: Now I'm officially out of this podcast.
Speaker 1: You don't track him. They're like, the government will take
Speaker 1: him down. He's at the top of the records. Come
Speaker 1: down to mom has gone way past. Like he's a
Speaker 1: fucking monstrous freaking thing. No, no, is Godzilla, modern day Godzilla.
Speaker 2: Down from it. He'll come down from it.
Speaker 1: That's what they all say.
Speaker 2: He'll come down.
Speaker 1: Sounds like the mother of an addict right there, ladies
Speaker 1: and gentleman, he'll come down.
Speaker 2: I'm gold that was.
Speaker 3: Never covered down anyways.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for joining us on Weirdless Dick Liss.
Speaker 2: You're a dick me.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, how long is getting on steroids.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I didn't tell you.
Speaker 2: I have to go pick pick them up after this.
Speaker 1: So do you think he'll take them every day for
Speaker 1: like thirty days? Yeah? Probably he's going to be musty stop.
Speaker 2: Is not even gonna believe that this happened.
Speaker 1: But this conversation, all right, In order to get off this,
Speaker 1: we have to passionate ration.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, passion ration, steroids, steroids. I'm gonna go ration,
Speaker 2: I like my little man. No passion more, please, no, please, all.
Speaker 1: Right, passionate ration. Let's see what's going on.
Speaker 2: Dopple gangers.
Speaker 1: Okay, dopple gangers. Ration. I don't want another hard enough
Speaker 1: being me with another one period passion irration.
Speaker 2: Period like the dot a sentence.
Speaker 1: No using it the way people do know the way.
Speaker 2: You Oh, I say period all the time.
Speaker 1: So passionate irration sounds like.
Speaker 2: It's passion for me. It just comes out of my mouth.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what's opting, but yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, passion irration. The veterinarian's office.
Speaker 2: Oh huge, I mean huge gratitude, huge gratitude, but also
Speaker 2: huge rationing because the pets are always so.
Speaker 1: So upset to be that I took lucky to the
Speaker 1: doctor today. Doctor Kamar has been like the doctor for
Speaker 1: all of our dogs. And because she had this, I
Speaker 1: felt like a lump under and so he put a
Speaker 1: needle into it and he was like, well, liquid came out,
Speaker 1: so it's not really toma or something. Basically it wasn't cancer.
Speaker 2: I was like, thank god, oh right behind me with
Speaker 2: the of.
Speaker 1: A shaved neck. For all he's been covering it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Bertie keeps looking at it. Lucky what Yeah?
Speaker 3: I like you, where'd you go? What's wucky?
Speaker 1: Cover up?
Speaker 2: I'm just a baby, That's what. That's what Bertie said.
Speaker 1: Close my eyes and see if it works.
Speaker 2: I'm just a baby. I Lucky.
Speaker 1: What's up? But that last you? Lucky? That?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Goodbye?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 2: And walk He's like you're no, you're you do wucky walk.
Speaker 2: He's like the girl, the girl move a country bear.
Speaker 1: Walkie is like girl e or it's okay, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: so they just fall off again.
Speaker 2: Anyway, that's a thousand percent true.
Speaker 1: She is girl. Or he's like she's laying on the
Speaker 1: floor like I'm girling you. Yeah. I know.
Speaker 2: That sounds like Birdie, which.
Speaker 1: One say, Hey, Lookie, it's Thursday. Hey, lucky.
Speaker 3: It's Thursday.
Speaker 1: You gotta be even more amazed though.
Speaker 3: Hey Thursday, Hey Lucky's Thursday.
Speaker 1: Right there? My god. Now I want to animate the dogs.
Speaker 2: I want to animate move so bad. No, I want
Speaker 2: to me. I want to animate. Take a bag. I
Speaker 2: want to animate.
Speaker 3: Carmated mess would be the best maniac.
Speaker 2: We're not We're done with move on steroids happen next?
Speaker 2: So done with mo on steroids.
Speaker 3: By Moosh.
Speaker 1: Telling me I'm trying to find.
Speaker 2: But I was crying into the.
Speaker 1: Mary if anyone had, you're the one letting liquid out
Speaker 1: of your face.
Speaker 2: Someone thinks this.
Speaker 1: All right, man, there it is all right? Yeah, feeling it.
Speaker 1: It's under an hour, That's all I asked for, trying
Speaker 1: to get to under and out.
Speaker 2: How many minutes?
Speaker 1: Fifty seven? Right now we get out. Now we pull
Speaker 1: the rip. It's time to go before people like they
Speaker 1: ever stayed there.
Speaker 2: Welcome, No, I have five more passionate rachet.
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Speaker 1: what do you mean have a good time? For most
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Speaker 1: what a podcast? What a time?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: I saw? What a time? You get what you paid for?
Speaker 1: You can see that video probably on my YouTube channel
Speaker 1: by the time you hear this next week. It's not
Speaker 1: up yet.
Speaker 2: But your YouTube channel you mean that Kevin Smith Club.
Speaker 1: No, I put it on my I want everyone to
Speaker 1: see it.
Speaker 2: You put it on the YouTube too.
Speaker 1: I will. I haven't.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, these videos.
Speaker 1: No, just that clerk's video, not this fuck.
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