Speaker 1: Welcome back to Beard. The stickles was me, Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: Kevin Smith Smith. Look.
Speaker 2: The only reason I even remembered it.
Speaker 1: Is because we recorded yesterday. In order to make this
Speaker 1: show work.
Speaker 2: I'm still on the road the touring with Jay on the.
Speaker 1: Oral Sex Tour. A U R A L S U S.
Speaker 1: I have to spell it. They wouldn't let me say
Speaker 1: it on TV.
Speaker 2: They like, you can't have you say it. I was like,
Speaker 2: you can put it on the screen. Everyone can see
Speaker 2: that it's spelled.
Speaker 1: Funny.
Speaker 2: You said, well, not to us, yes, but to the audience,
Speaker 2: like he said that a week ago.
Speaker 1: That's the only reason I remember, right, welcome back now.
Speaker 2: This is the last show will record for two weeks,
Speaker 2: but they'll have shows.
Speaker 1: They'll never the dicklets. Oh and you know what, fucking
Speaker 1: now I'm looking at the held on. I got to
Speaker 1: turn this down.
Speaker 3: A little bit, are you because you're screaming.
Speaker 1: Yeah? Homeboys told me I was coming up hot. Well, hey,
Speaker 1: hey man, this is Kevin Smith.
Speaker 2: Welcome by give me your hike, give me welcome.
Speaker 1: So this this we won't talk for a minute.
Speaker 2: So when we come back in two weeks, I wonder
Speaker 2: if I'll remember.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we'll see. Let's a little game.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: As it stands, it is February thirteenth, Thursday, February thirteen.
Speaker 3: Oh, happy Valentine states.
Speaker 1: But absolutely will you be doing something special for all
Speaker 1: times day with your bow? I think, what are you
Speaker 1: guys doing?
Speaker 3: I think if if it's still.
Speaker 1: Stuff up, like if you can't shut up, what are
Speaker 1: you doing if it.
Speaker 3: Still stands at the Tyler the Creator concert.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, why wouldn't it still?
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's been a minute.
Speaker 1: I bought these tickets a while ago. I know, when
Speaker 1: is that? Thank you?
Speaker 3: By the way, I did think they were they were
Speaker 3: free until.
Speaker 1: You were like, oh they were free to you.
Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: But I think I've got that kind of sway with
Speaker 1: Tyler the Creator. Yo, Tie, it's be no but lucky enough,
Speaker 1: luckily enough.
Speaker 2: I used to be repped by a big agency, used
Speaker 2: to be Endeavor, then it became William Morris Endeavor, and
Speaker 2: I think the biggest right now in the business. But
Speaker 2: then I took off when my guy boy Jordan left,
Speaker 2: and he left before the like during that purging a
Speaker 2: couple of years ago. I think it was during the
Speaker 2: writer's strike where Eason before that, it was here before
Speaker 2: that where people got shitty about agents writers particularly and stuff,
Speaker 2: and so WM like had to let go of a
Speaker 2: bunch of agents. But before they could even make a
Speaker 2: decision to let go of him, Boy Jordan was like,
Speaker 2: forck it, I'm going over to Mosaic. And he became
Speaker 2: a manager just like that. And managers make five percent
Speaker 2: more than agents generally speaking. Oh yeah, does your manager
Speaker 2: make him ten percent or fifteen percent?
Speaker 3: Ten ten? And my agent makes ten.
Speaker 2: Back in the day, I never had a manager forever
Speaker 2: because it was fifteen percent.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, they fucking do. And somebody explained it
Speaker 1: having a manager.
Speaker 2: I needed an agent. Can't be in this business of that,
Speaker 2: And well, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I learned you can.
Speaker 2: But in the beginning you needed and you wanted an
Speaker 2: agent too because it made you feel like a professional.
Speaker 2: But I never had a manager historically.
Speaker 1: And then Boy Jordan when he became.
Speaker 2: A manager, when he left w ME, I was like, well,
Speaker 2: I guess I don't need I mean, technically I don't
Speaker 2: have an agent for motion pictures and television. All of
Speaker 2: my TV and movie stuff goes through boy Jordan, who
Speaker 2: is a manager.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I wanted to be like, this is fucking boring, but
Speaker 2: you know what it's yeah, for a lot of people
Speaker 2: will be like, how does it work? Yeah, I'm sure
Speaker 2: a lot of people are hung up on like, wait
Speaker 2: a second, ten and another ten, twenty percent off the
Speaker 2: top of your salary before fucking.
Speaker 1: And this ain't me judging. This is the audience. I'm
Speaker 1: playing the part of.
Speaker 3: The audio, of course.
Speaker 2: But I saw it in your eyes. I saw in
Speaker 2: your eyes that you were like, why is he judging me?
Speaker 2: Right here on there? And then I also saw you
Speaker 2: go like I forgot how good of an actor my
Speaker 2: father is?
Speaker 1: He tricked me. I was blown away. But I'm not
Speaker 1: going to tell.
Speaker 3: Him that's exactly why would I give.
Speaker 1: Him the satisfaction?
Speaker 3: How do you know you read my I saw.
Speaker 1: It play out across your eyes.
Speaker 2: So, uh, twenty percent right off the top of what
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 4: Whatever you make, and then five percent for a lawyer, brah, twenty.
Speaker 3: I'm getting it wrong, but I don't think I know
Speaker 3: you're right. I think I'm right.
Speaker 1: I've been telling her for years.
Speaker 2: I was like, you need a fucking manager, I said,
Speaker 2: you know you need an agent at this point in
Speaker 2: your career and stuff, but your fucking manager and stuff.
Speaker 5: And she's like yeah, and you please, all hands on deck.
Speaker 1: Help.
Speaker 2: We are on February thirteenth, the day before Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2: Has Hardy pointed out.
Speaker 1: Where I'm about to get on stage in Indianapolis. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: that's right.
Speaker 2: I'm on stage time with Jay in Indianapolis tomorrow night
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day, on stage with my first husband.
Speaker 1: In Saint Louis at the pageant. Thank you. But meanwhile,
Speaker 1: in real time, it is a Thursday night where two
Speaker 1: weeks in the past, Oh yeah, where I.
Speaker 2: Am going to go to love it or leave it?
Speaker 1: Now, there's some people who are like, why wasn't she
Speaker 1: what happened? And they're waiting two weeks to find out,
Speaker 1: fucking scoop, here's what happened. They somebody reached through our
Speaker 1: good friends at.
Speaker 2: iHeart Daniel, who by the way, oh shit, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta reread the things that are shure.
Speaker 1: I might have to do that before we go. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The whole time we've been on our hearts are home.
Speaker 2: Whole time we've been there.
Speaker 1: We went early. We asked Daniel hey Man, can.
Speaker 2: We go fucking early, so get it up there because
Speaker 2: I was gonna be on Steph Meyers. It was a
Speaker 2: great time to talk about it and ship like that.
Speaker 2: He said, yeah, but we're not a marketing budget until February.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1: So February is here, and now they're going to start.
Speaker 2: Telling people we exist on their other shows on the
Speaker 2: network and ship.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So they yeah, so they asked us to get up
Speaker 2: there and do some stuff. So Daniel had been talking
Speaker 2: to us about like can you do other podcasts, you know,
Speaker 2: and fucking like that'll expose people of your podcast.
Speaker 1: I was like, I know, I know the fucking game, Daniel.
Speaker 1: I'm a plan of game. Since you were in short
Speaker 1: paints Daniel short.
Speaker 2: Pants, Yeah, underwears Mickey mask for short pants.
Speaker 1: So you know, I uh was I talking about.
Speaker 3: Don't even worry about it.
Speaker 2: I was really transfixed by Daniel short Pants. So what
Speaker 2: happened was.
Speaker 1: I got Chelsea, you know who works with Jordan, Chelsea
Speaker 1: who's worked with us for years. Chelsea shout out, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's excellent at her job, and uh, Chelsea was like
Speaker 1: a lot of build up for Chelsea, and now I
Speaker 1: forget that. What the funk I was gonna say? Oh,
Speaker 1: Chelsea was like, hey, love he or leave it once.
Speaker 2: I want to know if you want to do the show,
Speaker 2: these are the available dates. And I thought this came
Speaker 2: through Daniel, so I thought this was a Beardless stickless
Speaker 2: me thing. So I responded with, like, you know, because
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, we have to promote the show.
Speaker 2: So I was like, all right, me and Harley, will
Speaker 2: you know, go do it?
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: Oh so you volunteered me.
Speaker 1: I thought it was for Beardless, stick with me. I
Speaker 1: thought it was promotion for beardlesstick with me. But what
Speaker 1: I realized.
Speaker 2: Now through like I I made the assumption that this
Speaker 2: was through iHeart. The love he to leaving people just
Speaker 2: fucking cold emailed to be like, hey, you want to
Speaker 2: be on a show. I guess probably because I was
Speaker 2: at a thing a Dynasty typewriter like a couple months ago.
Speaker 2: So maybe somebody was like, Kevin Smith rolled up for
Speaker 2: the thing, maybe you want to get him for a guest.
Speaker 2: But I thought it was through iHeart, So I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: me and Harley will be there, and I'm sure the
Speaker 2: people that love it or leave.
Speaker 1: It were like, who the fuck's Harley.
Speaker 2: He's bringing his daughter, Like somebody said this is bring
Speaker 2: your daughter to work, and they were like, well he's
Speaker 2: got a podcast with a daughter.
Speaker 1: And they're like, all right.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad that this is how you think people
Speaker 3: think of me.
Speaker 2: No, I'm sure they were like, you know, oh my god,
Speaker 2: somebody young, because I'm an old fossil. And anytime they
Speaker 2: were talking about this thing and they kept going blah
Speaker 2: blah blah.
Speaker 1: Gen X blah blah blah blah gen X blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: I'm like.
Speaker 2: You know, yes, yes I am gen X, but I
Speaker 2: haven't heard myself referred to as gen X in a
Speaker 2: long time. But I think they were just like, well,
Speaker 2: nobody here knows you. We just know you from You're
Speaker 2: from gen X, right, the planet gen X. I was like, yes,
Speaker 2: I come in peace from the planet gen X. And
Speaker 2: then they're like, we have total nirvana.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: They're like, why why is he bringing his daughter?
Speaker 2: Why is he talking like that a B Why is
Speaker 2: he bringing his fucking So when I realized this morning
Speaker 2: I was putting it together, I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 2: this is.
Speaker 1: All my fault.
Speaker 2: I conflated two different things, and now she's trapped on
Speaker 2: this pocket and Harley is getting ready to go.
Speaker 3: Not that I wouldn't want to do the podcast, you know,
Speaker 3: but like.
Speaker 2: You know, she was just like, she was like, what
Speaker 2: is it. I was like, it's a game show podcast, it's.
Speaker 1: Not at all.
Speaker 6: So so I told Harlot at one point today I
Speaker 6: was like, you know, honestly, like you can totally go
Speaker 6: and I'd be happy to have you there, I said,
Speaker 6: but I just figured out that they are that I
Speaker 6: kind of foisted you on them because I assumed it.
Speaker 1: Was this other thing. I was like, so you don't
Speaker 1: have them. Before I can finished the sentence, she was like, oh, great,
Speaker 1: don't have to go back. Click. No, it's not what
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 3: I would I would be so happy to be on
Speaker 3: the show. I just I didn't want to. I don't
Speaker 3: want to be there if I was hoisted upon them
Speaker 3: and that twisted.
Speaker 1: What foisted something you get on a guitard. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: can't be bringing in to her.
Speaker 2: Leave it with you going, well, John, I feel like
Speaker 2: I was hoisted upon you.
Speaker 1: It's like, what the fuck are you talking about? Fisted
Speaker 1: this dumb ass, your kid.
Speaker 3: That's so.
Speaker 1: Where was she educated? I'm like, sure, it costs so
Speaker 1: much money. Let's go back to talking about agents and managers.
Speaker 3: No, I have an agenda.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I thought for a second I was having
Speaker 1: a stroke.
Speaker 7: Instead, I was just having this reaction where everything in
Speaker 7: my brain froze and broke, shattered and fucking reassembled at
Speaker 7: the same time because you said me unthinkable.
Speaker 1: I have an agenda.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: I can drive, bitch, take the wheels. I'm happy to
Speaker 1: pop in the back, put my feet up on the
Speaker 1: seat and ship. This is We're number fourteen nationwide. What's
Speaker 1: that from coal Miner's Daughter?
Speaker 3: Um? What a what a deep pole?
Speaker 2: At one point in the movie, have you ever seen
Speaker 2: fucking fire film? It was directed by Michael Apted, who
Speaker 2: did the seven Up series of documentaries. He followed kids
Speaker 2: seven up, fourteen up, twenty one up. He followed them
Speaker 2: all the way to whatever do it by seven and
Speaker 2: they're in their fucking seventies now, those people. So he'd
Speaker 2: been doing like that series. But he has also directed
Speaker 2: feature films. I think his first feature film is coal
Speaker 2: Miner's Daughter, and it's the story of Loretta Lynn is
Speaker 2: Sissy spacek plays a young Loretta Lynn. Tomm Lee Jones
Speaker 2: plays Doolittle Linn, her husband. It is the seminal American
Speaker 2: rags to riches story, and it is a story incredible
Speaker 2: story of self empowerment for like a girl who is
Speaker 2: never going to leave Butcher Holler to become like internationally
Speaker 2: fucking famous for singing songs that she wrote herself about
Speaker 2: her personal experience. The movie is spellbindingly good, like it's great,
Speaker 2: it's and I was honored when they a clerks in
Speaker 2: the what is it called the.
Speaker 1: That was honored. I couldn't remember what the thing was, Library.
Speaker 2: Of Congress when they put a clerk's on the National
Speaker 2: Film Registry, which had so much to do.
Speaker 1: With fans out there, thank you.
Speaker 2: But we also went in the same time as coal
Speaker 2: Miner's daughter, and that fucking did it for mix. I've
Speaker 2: always loved that movie. It's so well made. Now I
Speaker 2: would have never seen that movie if my father wasn't
Speaker 2: such a Louretta Lynn fan. So naturally there's a component
Speaker 2: to that movie which is very sentimental because watching my
Speaker 2: father watch.
Speaker 1: That movie and watched like one of his heroes, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I'm saying, Like the way I would go
Speaker 2: see a fucking iron man and be like, he's the
Speaker 2: best guy in the world, like, and people like he's
Speaker 2: fucking fictional. My dad could watch this person's story and
Speaker 2: be like, that's how it happened because he read like
Speaker 2: all the material.
Speaker 1: He was a fanboy, wow, and he loved like the songs.
Speaker 2: No man would like lock himself in his room on
Speaker 2: the weekends and records and fucking sang Catterwall if you will.
Speaker 1: So Coal Miner's daughter at one point, like you know,
Speaker 1: she she meets I mean, it's kind of scandalous when
Speaker 1: you think about it. She was like fourteen when she
Speaker 1: meets you.
Speaker 2: A little who's like, I believe, in his twenties and
Speaker 2: he just come back from overseas he was fighting in
Speaker 2: the war. But it is different in Virginia and also
Speaker 2: different and back then and some places it's still I mean, no,
Speaker 2: I can't be that way anymore.
Speaker 1: Back well, back then, like fucking like fucking mi my
Speaker 1: mom got married at what eighteen?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so the Red Aline gets married like only
Speaker 2: four years earlier, which is scandalous, I know. But like
Speaker 2: you were also talking about a time when not everyone
Speaker 2: went to high school, like you would get a primary
Speaker 2: school education. Then it just ended, and so most women
Speaker 2: didn't go to work. Most women got married. And in
Speaker 2: Butcher Holler, which is in Kentucky and note Virginia, Kentucky,
Speaker 2: I think it's Virginia, West Virginia or something like in uh,
Speaker 2: you know, it was coal mining country. So like her
Speaker 2: dad was a coal miner, and shared everybody was a
Speaker 2: coal miner and coal mining according to this movie.
Speaker 1: I know nothing about the actual mining of coal.
Speaker 2: However, a lot of coal miners get what it's called
Speaker 2: black lung because you're down in the center of the
Speaker 2: earth mining coal all that coal dust. A lot of
Speaker 2: them didn't live very long lives, like fifty sixty, maxing
Speaker 2: out because you know, breathing and your lungs are fucking
Speaker 2: being bogged down with this fucking coal dust. So, you know,
Speaker 2: she was one of like a hundred kids, which, of course,
Speaker 2: you know might insult somebody, but there were a lot. Honestly,
Speaker 2: I think they were into double digit kids. I think
Speaker 2: she had like nine brothers and sisters, including a young
Speaker 2: Crystal Gale, who would also become a famous country Western singer,
Speaker 2: completely unrelated to her sister. Like she had a completely
Speaker 2: different name than the red Elenn.
Speaker 3: You're really taking me off a full journey of the
Speaker 3: coal miner's daughter agenda.
Speaker 2: I know your agenda as we finish our cal Now
Speaker 2: we'll jump into what you're gonna say, But let me
Speaker 2: get to the point. She meets this guy, do a
Speaker 2: little Lynn and shit like that, and they wind up
Speaker 2: getting together and they get married, and like, she's incredibly
Speaker 2: fucking young, and her father's like, you know, don't you
Speaker 2: don't you never hit her boy, and don't you.
Speaker 1: Never take her far away from home? In the first
Speaker 1: year of their marriage, she does both of those things.
Speaker 3: Oh damn, it's.
Speaker 1: Pretty horrible, but do little yeah, because it's like it's
Speaker 1: you know, it's very easy nowadays to be like, well,
Speaker 1: this person's a fucking bastard, you know, anyone who would
Speaker 1: lay his hands on a fucking woman, naturally, it's like
Speaker 1: not my kind of person or anyone, but particularly fucking woman,
Speaker 1: particularly when you see like do the little Linn and
Speaker 1: Laura Lynn. She's tiny, so and she was a kid,
Speaker 1: like literally a fucking kid, right, but.
Speaker 2: Do a little in like listens to her fucking singing
Speaker 2: to her kids and all these songs, you know, that
Speaker 2: she sings from the radio, but songs that she just
Speaker 2: starts writing and ship and he's like, we should, we
Speaker 2: should record you. And he takes her in and makes
Speaker 2: her record a song and then fucking like takes a
Speaker 2: picture of him, puts the album the single together, and
Speaker 2: then spends like all night mailing out copies the single
Speaker 2: to every radio station across America and shit like that,
Speaker 2: and gets no responses.
Speaker 1: So he's like, you know what, We're gonna go on.
Speaker 2: A road trip, Like you know, we're gonna go to
Speaker 2: all these radio stas.
Speaker 1: We leave the babies with.
Speaker 2: Your mama and we're gonna go on a road trip
Speaker 2: all these radio stations. And see why I'm thinking of
Speaker 2: play our rate ours And Tommy Lee Jones is fucking excellent.
Speaker 1: Spellbonding.
Speaker 2: Look, both Sissy's Facer and Tommy Lee Jones both nominated.
Speaker 1: For Academy Words.
Speaker 3: Tommy Lee Jones.
Speaker 1: He plays her husband. He plays Doolottle.
Speaker 2: That was his like big star making performance and he
Speaker 2: is fucking fantastic, like so absolute fire. So they take
Speaker 2: this road trip where they go radio station radio station,
Speaker 2: and they go to this one radio station where ob
Speaker 2: while they're in the road on the road like they're
Speaker 2: living cheeps. They got no fucking money, so they stop
Speaker 2: it like a little deli convenience store, and you know,
Speaker 2: he's like, can we get fifteen cents worth of baloney
Speaker 2: or whatever?
Speaker 1: And uh, he's a lady's like.
Speaker 2: Cutting the fucking blooney and Lorette Lynn's I'm tired of
Speaker 2: bloneye do? She called him, dude, I was tired of
Speaker 2: boloney do. I was always baloney, baloney, we're always eating
Speaker 2: and he goes, you know what they say.
Speaker 1: About baloney makes your horny?
Speaker 2: And like the chick behind the fucking counter is like
Speaker 2: smiling because she's an older lady and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: and Sissy's basics, well, Loretta Lynn, you know is I
Speaker 2: wouldn't call her ignorant myself, but she calls herself ignorant
Speaker 2: because she's a butcher holler and doesn't in proper education,
Speaker 2: so she doesn't know what horny means.
Speaker 1: So she's like, what does it mean? Do?
Speaker 2: And he thinks that's really funny, and so is the
Speaker 2: other lady and stuff, and she's like, what tell me?
Speaker 2: So then they're at a radio station. She's doing an interview,
Speaker 2: and this is nineteen fifty five or whatever, right, And
Speaker 2: so she's talking to the DJ about like, you know,
Speaker 2: recording her own song and shit, and he's like, so
Speaker 2: I understand you're driving across the country with your husband.
Speaker 2: She said, yeah, me and dude, we'd be driving around
Speaker 2: we beating them baloney sandwiches.
Speaker 1: And the more boloney eats, the horny er he gets.
Speaker 2: And you cannot say horny on the radio in nineteen
Speaker 2: fifty five. And the DJ is like fucking faces like
Speaker 2: and she's just like and he keeps saying like, Loretta,
Speaker 2: make me another one in the baloney sandwiches again, and
Speaker 2: he's in the car freaking out because like he's just destroyed.
Speaker 2: She's just destroyed any chances at a fucking career because
Speaker 2: it's equivalent to going on the radio and being like fuck,
Speaker 2: fuck mother mother fuck.
Speaker 1: So then they showed the guy who went the station
Speaker 1: like fucking yelling at her and shit like that, just
Speaker 1: like you get goddamn, please, lady, cut off. You better
Speaker 1: stop that hicck act. And he goes, oh, sir, if
Speaker 1: you knew Loretta, you know that's no act. And she's like,
Speaker 1: thank you, dude, and uh, he's like, you'll never work
Speaker 1: in his business, doesn't share. He walks away. Then the
Speaker 1: other guy who's the DJ, is just like, hey, don't
Speaker 1: listen to him. He's going, you guys are in cash
Speaker 1: Box magazine. Don't you know? You really are a dumb
Speaker 1: hill ability that ain't no act.
Speaker 2: He goes and he he shows him like their version
Speaker 2: of variety is cash Box and her song is number
Speaker 2: fourteen nationwide and they had no fucking idea.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is how we got here, and that's.
Speaker 1: How we got there because you were like how the fuck?
Speaker 3: I was like, what in the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: And he says like she's like all apologetic because you
Speaker 2: know she didn't know about saying horny.
Speaker 1: He goes, it don't matter, baby, He's like, we number fourteen. Oh.
Speaker 1: They go to the fucking Grand Old Opry, which is
Speaker 1: the rhyme and.
Speaker 2: Auditorium where I played in Tennessee, and uh, you know,
Speaker 2: she wakes up at the car and looks out and
Speaker 2: sees the Grand Ole Opry, which is where the shot
Speaker 2: from James how Bob Reboot comes from when you get
Speaker 2: out of the van and you see the Hollywood sign
Speaker 2: like we made it stolen from that movie. So she's
Speaker 2: in front there in front of the Grand Old operator.
Speaker 2: She's like, dude, we can't, we can't use the grand
Speaker 2: old opery. They're not gonna let us in. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: they're going to let us in. He's going they have to.
Speaker 2: He's like, I'll spend our last money on this donut
Speaker 2: and this coffee. He's like, I ain't worried. And he's
Speaker 2: leaning against the car and he's looking at the Grand
Speaker 2: Old Opery. He goes, we're number fourteen nation wide, and she.
Speaker 1: Gets to go on the Grand Ole operat and the
Speaker 1: journey really begins. That's the first. That's all the first,
Speaker 1: Like forty thirty five, I was gonna.
Speaker 3: Say, I guess they don't have to see it because
Speaker 3: I just saw it. Write your play out for me.
Speaker 2: So much more happens. It is worth watching for their
Speaker 2: two performances alone. And Michael Laptid kind of like Michael Ritchie,
Speaker 2: had a very naturalistic directorial style where you don't feel
Speaker 2: your watching performances. You feel like you're watching a documentary
Speaker 2: like Bad News Bearers. Those kids are not acting like
Speaker 2: it's fucking nuts. How their performances are so preternatural. And
Speaker 2: Sissy Spazag and Tominley Jones in a coal miner's daughter.
Speaker 2: It feels like you're a fly on the wall. Doesn't
Speaker 2: necessarily feel like, oh, these are two people pretending to
Speaker 2: be other people.
Speaker 1: Wow, not sure.
Speaker 2: Agenda if you add, if you're if you've got if
Speaker 2: you're watching the show on that Kevin Smith cub.
Speaker 3: You're watching me just in a daze looking out.
Speaker 1: What happens? Is he having a stroke? Why are we
Speaker 1: going this deep into this movie? What we're twenty minutes? Oh,
Speaker 1: just to explain that line, Oh it is? I see?
Speaker 1: All right, So I'm talked out. And when I sat down,
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think I have anything to say.
Speaker 3: You got something to say?
Speaker 1: So now I turned the show over to my co.
Speaker 3: Host, Oh my lord, my co.
Speaker 1: Hostess with most Harley Quinn Smith.
Speaker 3: It took us a minute to get here, but here
Speaker 3: we are. I created an agenda because yesterday's last week.
Speaker 3: You there in the future, sorry last week you Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: the future?
Speaker 1: There in the president past.
Speaker 3: I've created a few more new categories. The present.
Speaker 1: Okay, shut up, I'm trying to will us there.
Speaker 3: The present. I've added a few more categories.
Speaker 1: You come up with categories.
Speaker 3: I did kids.
Speaker 2: You thought I was proud last week when she figured
Speaker 2: out T shirts and ship Uh, you're gonna hear for
Speaker 2: the first time ever, some new beardless, dickless categories.
Speaker 3: I am what you got. I have a proposal first.
Speaker 3: This is the proposal section, the proposal category.
Speaker 1: Do you have a name this department?
Speaker 3: I think it did.
Speaker 1: Actually it's fair enough.
Speaker 3: Oh no, just proposal time. We I think it's called.
Speaker 1: Pitch season.
Speaker 3: Pitch season. Nice. I think every other episode, like one episode,
Speaker 3: I should plan it, next episode you plan, I love it,
Speaker 3: and then we'll switch off so you can make me
Speaker 3: do whatever you want, and then I can make you
Speaker 3: do whatever I want.
Speaker 2: I'm bored of that. I've been doing that for twenty
Speaker 2: five twenty six years.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: The first new category is my.
Speaker 2: I I I don't know what Marriman's poppet of my.
Speaker 1: Look. These are fire lyrics that I'm just coming up
Speaker 1: all the time my head. Dude, I just made that
Speaker 1: song up.
Speaker 3: Oh really? Yeah? Sometimes you just sing songs I don't know,
Speaker 3: and I just stare at you and I'm like, and.
Speaker 2: Then sometimes I had meant songs that nobody's ever fucking
Speaker 2: heard before telling you I missed my calling. I should
Speaker 2: have been like Andrew Lloyd.
Speaker 1: Webber or some say, shit, that's so true, or no,
Speaker 1: who's the dude of the moment, Stephen fucking.
Speaker 3: Schwartz, right, oh true?
Speaker 1: Where I'm like, so well, fah bye, I like to raise.
Speaker 3: Yeah a, you're already doing that all day?
Speaker 1: All right, So what's the pitch season?
Speaker 3: All right? That was pitch season? Pitch season is over now?
Speaker 1: Oh that every other show we alternate, Yeah, fucking great,
Speaker 1: drive go ahead, all right?
Speaker 3: Cool. This is the second newest category. It's a game.
Speaker 1: A game.
Speaker 3: It's called do you know your daughter?
Speaker 1: I love it? I love it? Did you write down
Speaker 1: a bunch of questions?
Speaker 7: Yep?
Speaker 1: Really? Is there another category after this? Because this is
Speaker 1: all old fucking show bro.
Speaker 3: The first question is wait, wait, wait, meaning.
Speaker 8: Yeah, kids again, Well wonder's never seen motherfucker's finally driving
Speaker 8: the bus.
Speaker 1: It's just fun.
Speaker 3: After last week, so I was like, I got her.
Speaker 3: I gotta do something about this.
Speaker 1: We just watched her go from like Lori Partridge to
Speaker 1: Keith Parker. She's ready to take over the band. She's like,
Speaker 1: I think I love you.
Speaker 3: My first question is wait.
Speaker 1: All right, So the category is do you know your daughter.
Speaker 1: All right, do you know.
Speaker 2: Your daughter? D why k why d d y k
Speaker 2: y d d y k y d nice Dick.
Speaker 1: You're like you ready to get dick dad, And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: dick me Harley.
Speaker 3: No, nope, nope.
Speaker 1: Do you know your dad the department? Do you know
Speaker 1: your dad?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Doing Ralph garment proud? Now do you know your daughter?
Speaker 1: My bad, you're doing Ralph proud. Fucking This is radio
Speaker 1: thinking right here.
Speaker 3: First question is what color are my eyes?
Speaker 1: Brown? Like mine?
Speaker 3: Nice? One time you didn't know that and exposed. And
Speaker 3: next question, there are three acceptable answers for this question.
Speaker 3: Fair enough, what's my favorite food? Just got to get
Speaker 3: one of the three.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see favorite food, favorite food. You're not
Speaker 1: like your mother who are like me, but but you
Speaker 1: also eat share that I don't mmm mm hmmm. All right,
Speaker 1: so hold on.
Speaker 3: Silence.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so weird. I got three tries, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, just here.
Speaker 3: You can you can out. Yeah, you have three tries,
Speaker 3: so just go ahead.
Speaker 2: And I know, but I'm like, I'm trying to think
Speaker 2: of what you've eat, oh ramen.
Speaker 3: That that isn't one of the three acceptable answers. But
Speaker 3: that is an honorary answer.
Speaker 1: You do eat a lot of ramen.
Speaker 3: I do eat a lot of ramen.
Speaker 1: I'm still on the board.
Speaker 3: Yes, you have two more tries.
Speaker 1: No ramen.
Speaker 3: You know roman is an honorary mentioned, but not one
Speaker 3: of the three answers.
Speaker 1: Right, so I still get three chances.
Speaker 3: I think, oh, you have two more.
Speaker 2: Well, I think three because I hit closest ramen to
Speaker 2: the point where you're like, well it's on the list, Baker.
Speaker 3: Okay, fine, fu.
Speaker 1: Let's see.
Speaker 3: Me boom.
Speaker 1: You got this.
Speaker 3: Is one of them.
Speaker 1: That is one of them?
Speaker 8: He does?
Speaker 2: No, daughter, you want to give me the other two? Oh,
Speaker 2: I don't have to guess all three?
Speaker 1: One no, No, you're making the rules, you're changing the rules.
Speaker 1: Let's see.
Speaker 4: One of them is one of yours? One of No,
Speaker 4: but you do eat by Omberg, But I do.
Speaker 3: That's an honorary answer. Wow, you're just like primary.
Speaker 2: You're not a sweets person, which sometimes makes me think
Speaker 2: you're Malcolm's daughter.
Speaker 3: Really, I'm not a sweets person.
Speaker 1: He's more savory. And also, you'd rather eat fucking vegetables.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, which is that's crazy? I wouldn't rather
Speaker 3: I wouldn't rather eat vegetables. One of them is yours
Speaker 3: is one of yours.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. But one of my
Speaker 1: favorite foodsshed potato.
Speaker 3: Yeahsh potatoes and vegan gravy.
Speaker 1: But I I've slowed down on mashed since becoming a vegan.
Speaker 2: Well, no that's not true. I've slowed down a mash
Speaker 2: since I had the heart attack. Because I had that,
Speaker 2: I was on the potato diet and then after that,
Speaker 2: mother fucking potato.
Speaker 1: But I do with mash and get them from Doomies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: graight out the cafeteria. Good tastes like.
Speaker 2: Rory Rogers Wow wrote you know they used to sell
Speaker 2: fucking mashed as well.
Speaker 1: They made a damn fine roast beef sandwich. Back in
Speaker 1: the day.
Speaker 2: It was a whole last franchise and ship Arby. It
Speaker 2: was like Arby's, but Arby's outlived it and now it
Speaker 2: looks like maybe it's just here.
Speaker 1: The Arby's closed here, but they're all over.
Speaker 3: Do you know the Arby's drive through or what was
Speaker 3: the Arby now?
Speaker 1: Like fire Pizza?
Speaker 3: Yeah that's vegan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's our boy. Man.
Speaker 2: We did fucking all the movies with Derek really, yeah,
Speaker 2: he set that up. I don't know if he's still
Speaker 2: working it because he sets things up and then goes
Speaker 2: sets up and he's always fucking doing interesting ship.
Speaker 1: Good guy. All right?
Speaker 3: Would you like me to tell you the third one?
Speaker 3: Or would you.
Speaker 1: I'll guess it because I like the gamifi.
Speaker 4: Aspect of this Italian pizza speak good but honorary pasta
Speaker 4: it is specific?
Speaker 1: Be specific? What kind of pasta? I don't know? Angel there,
Speaker 1: mm hmmm. What is your favorite post? Is that?
Speaker 2: Really like one of your favorite food? I love like
Speaker 2: I like meochi.
Speaker 1: But not I never called.
Speaker 3: I really love it.
Speaker 1: I mean I knew you like just little.
Speaker 3: It's my two favorite things, potatoes and pasta. True, I
Speaker 3: love it.
Speaker 1: Good fucking point.
Speaker 3: I love it, all right?
Speaker 1: Hit me up, all right?
Speaker 3: Next one, what is the name of the drink that
Speaker 3: I drink every day?
Speaker 1: Macha? It's a Macha drink.
Speaker 3: No, but it's kind of sounds like Herba mate. Yeah doesn't, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it isn't. What age did I start therapy?
Speaker 1: Twelve?
Speaker 3: And correct?
Speaker 1: Again?
Speaker 3: What band changed the course of my life?
Speaker 1: Well, it's one of two, but I'm going to go
Speaker 1: with Mike Kim Yeah.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 1: The other one I would have went with changed the
Speaker 1: course of made me ohole. But I felt like it
Speaker 1: was Mike Kim were anything else.
Speaker 3: Mike m changed the whole has definitely had a huge
Speaker 3: impact on my life. But Mike him, Mike Kim is
Speaker 3: how I got to mindless self indulgence. Gerardway's wife's band,
Speaker 3: which is Lindsay Way. Which do you have.
Speaker 1: The Lindsay Way artwork piece in your house?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: I think you have it here.
Speaker 1: It's still here in the bathroom. Yeah.
Speaker 3: She's an artist.
Speaker 1: She predicts she's going to be a star. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: was just texting with Gerard.
Speaker 3: I know, I know, but she's.
Speaker 1: Figure out which show you want to go to all
Speaker 1: anywhere this summer this summer. Yeah, he's a good man.
Speaker 2: He just started blowing like we were going back and forth,
Speaker 2: and then he dove back into my mental health and
Speaker 2: he was like, I just rewatched your video and like
Speaker 2: it was really good man, how are you feeling? He's
Speaker 2: fucking good people. But I told him, I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: your announcement video was fucking fire.
Speaker 1: He's like, that was fun.
Speaker 3: It was so fun.
Speaker 2: I was like, you look forward to it because, like
Speaker 2: you know, when he came over back in the day
Speaker 2: and whatnot. He was kind of, hey, man, I'm done
Speaker 2: with my chemical romance. But he goes, Honestly, the last
Speaker 2: time we all played together that was the most fun
Speaker 2: I've ever had in the band. So he's like, I
Speaker 2: feel like it'll be like that here. And he's like,
Speaker 2: we're sad because somebody's missing somebody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, their drummer, Bob he passed.
Speaker 1: So he mentioned that he's going, but like, you know,
Speaker 1: he's looking forward to having a good time.
Speaker 3: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I'm like twenty years now.
Speaker 3: I think it was like, wasn't it even more.
Speaker 9: No, because you're twenty Yeah, I guess twenty yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So you discovered that album years after it was out.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was already all the movement.
Speaker 3: There are four biggest albums, their first four albums all
Speaker 3: came out before I discovered My.
Speaker 1: Count Change Your life changed mine?
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 1: Fucking that's how Clerk's Three opens.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite pieces of filmmaking I've ever done
Speaker 2: is the opening credits of Clerk's Three, which is essentially
Speaker 2: just a fucking music video music video for fucking black Parade. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and also, you introduced me to Gerard's music, and Gerard
Speaker 2: did the Waters Wide, which I used twice. Yes, it's
Speaker 2: good and still one of my favorite podcasts I ever
Speaker 2: did is that him and Mikey sat down and went
Speaker 2: line by line in Black Parade. We play it and
Speaker 2: I'd stopped, like, what does.
Speaker 3: That mean that?
Speaker 1: It's like, well, came from this?
Speaker 2: And so every line I was able to break it down,
Speaker 2: you know, because that song, like most songs, is more
Speaker 2: poetry and it's not like, you know, you don't know
Speaker 2: if you're being told a linear story or not. So
Speaker 2: it was a weird like kind of experiment of processing
Speaker 2: a song through the mind of somebody who can't process
Speaker 2: it the way a musician processes it. So I was like,
Speaker 2: what does that mean? Where'd that come from? Why did
Speaker 2: you say that this line is dope?
Speaker 1: Why did that happen? Who are you singing about? You know?
Speaker 3: And that's what he's like, my grandma, Oh yeah, Helena, Helena.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that was fascinating. Anyway, back to my cam.
Speaker 3: Mike Cam, Yes, you got it?
Speaker 1: Uh, what's my favorite?
Speaker 3: What's my favorite TV show of all time?
Speaker 1: The Office? Correct? Again?
Speaker 3: I can't believe besides you, mom would get any of
Speaker 3: these Yes, really, yes, I think she would.
Speaker 2: After the show, we go up there and do a
Speaker 2: rapid the lightning on the ground with her.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 1: People like do that on your fucking show. We'd like
Speaker 1: to watch a family fight.
Speaker 3: Maybe we'll do it next time, but but it is
Speaker 3: up to you.
Speaker 1: Next week that would be we'd be back in real time.
Speaker 3: Yeah oh wow wow.
Speaker 2: So we wouldn't be able to fucking see if she
Speaker 2: agreed or if we if she beat me until two
Speaker 2: weeks from now.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're so far you're you've got them all right,
Speaker 3: you can't miss Besides you, of course, who is the
Speaker 3: filmmaker I'd like to work with the most.
Speaker 2: You would like to work with the most? Or so
Speaker 2: Quentin's off that list because you've already worked with him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, I know you liked fucking Super eight, but
Speaker 2: not enough to be like, I gotta work with J. J.
Speaker 1: Abrams.
Speaker 3: That is an amazing movie. There are two that come
Speaker 3: to mind.
Speaker 1: First, hold on, I kept thinking.
Speaker 3: I think one of them you love, and one of
Speaker 3: them I don't think you like.
Speaker 1: I mean, Quentin is the only one that I really knew.
Speaker 1: Is Wes Anderson one of.
Speaker 5: No But I mean yes, I mean obviously, yes, career.
Speaker 3: Obviously a huge gs. But not the two of them.
Speaker 3: Thinking of.
Speaker 1: Do both filmmakers have large bodies of work? Yes, I
Speaker 1: mean one's not Spielberg, is it.
Speaker 3: Yes, but well no, but yes, no, but of.
Speaker 2: Course, and one's not squarse is no, but of course yes,
Speaker 2: of course. I certainly hope one is not David Lynch.
Speaker 2: You're a little late for that, sadly, rest in power.
Speaker 3: I just watched Mulholland Drive. You've never seen I had
Speaker 3: never I'd never finished it.
Speaker 1: When they when they come out from under the door, like,
Speaker 1: oh my.
Speaker 2: Gosh, you in the hospital when you're a kid.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm sny not Judd.
Speaker 3: Apatow, No, I need no, but yes.
Speaker 1: Of course, Look.
Speaker 3: Somebody who wants to work, let's go.
Speaker 2: Any director, the longest part of their direction is not
Speaker 2: like the lubs over there, towels are over there.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know who who's one.
Speaker 3: Of them has a huge movie coming out this year, huge,
Speaker 3: probably your most anticipated movie of this year that's coming out.
Speaker 3: Remembering this is January, Sash, we're in the future, so
Speaker 3: it's February.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm at a loss give me another.
Speaker 1: What movie am I looking forward to this year?
Speaker 3: Cape?
Speaker 1: Oh? James Gunn? Yes, really, I mean, look, I'm down
Speaker 1: with that.
Speaker 2: James Gunn makes like all them tucking Guardian pictures or
Speaker 2: Fire Superman looks fucking amazing.
Speaker 1: So Fire really? Yeah, that's why that? Yeah, that's the.
Speaker 3: Man behind Scooby Doo.
Speaker 1: Of course that makes sense. I really should have pieced
Speaker 1: it together from there. Fuck.
Speaker 3: My my dream is that one day he writes an
Speaker 3: other Scooby Doo script.
Speaker 2: All right, so that's one. So is that the one
Speaker 2: that I would like? And then there's one that I
Speaker 2: wouldn't like?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: I think one. You are a fan of this person's films,
Speaker 3: but I think.
Speaker 1: Personally, you know what the fuck?
Speaker 3: I don't think you've told me he doesn't like you.
Speaker 3: So my chances of working with it. My chances of
Speaker 3: working with.
Speaker 1: Him are not huge. Is he old? Young?
Speaker 3: He's older now. I believe he had something to do
Speaker 3: with Spider Man. I mean not sorry, not spider Man,
Speaker 3: Superman your Superman script?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh really no, I would support you. Fucking oh
Speaker 1: my god, get me a job. Why the nightmare? What
Speaker 1: is your fucking.
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Everything?
Speaker 1: What do you mean everything.
Speaker 3: I mean Nightmare, I mean Edward Scissorhands, I mean scissor Hands.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the last semi watched Swen time.
Speaker 3: I literally made Austin watch it earlier.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you ever fuck with the Angela Lansbury Live Broadway version?
Speaker 3: I have not seen that one.
Speaker 1: Wow, I didn't know that you went hard on his
Speaker 1: Sweeney Todd. That sounds so filthy. I didn't know that you.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's just his overall.
Speaker 1: What about what about the best movie he ever made?
Speaker 3: What let me guess, go ahead, like the best movie
Speaker 3: he has.
Speaker 1: Tim Burton ever directed? My favorite Tim Burton movie.
Speaker 3: Do you like big Fish?
Speaker 2: I mean, oh, look, not for nothing. Here's my big
Speaker 2: Fish story. So we're watching We're watching big Fish, Me
Speaker 2: and your fucking mother, and the whole time I am trash.
Speaker 1: Talking it like why didn't fucking like this? Like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is so fucking what a waste of
Speaker 1: Albert Finney. This guy can't ever be trusted with a
Speaker 1: good fucking script. Why the fuck would he do in
Speaker 1: the last ten minutes of that movie? Destroyed me? Like
Speaker 1: you know that movie?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's like.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, him like with his.
Speaker 3: You're the asshole.
Speaker 1: The like theater. We were at home watching it. I
Speaker 1: was talking. Everybody eyes on me. I don't like Tim
Speaker 1: Burdon movies, like what are you doing here?
Speaker 2: Oh, we're watching an oscar screen at home, but that
Speaker 2: last ten minutes with his father is like that is cinema,
Speaker 2: and like instantly I was like apologizing to the TV
Speaker 2: where it's like, I'm sorry, I didn't know where we
Speaker 2: were going. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, crazy wonderful, but that's
Speaker 2: not it.
Speaker 3: Are you talking about Alice in Wonderland? Because that I
Speaker 3: actually that was not my.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm all for him, you know, because they made
Speaker 2: like a billion the first one made like a billion
Speaker 2: dollars or more. So I get it wasn't necessary for me,
Speaker 2: and I loved that, and I think he's imaginative as
Speaker 2: fucking you know. Clearly, I've worked with him the Ship,
Speaker 2: but like the Alice movies weren't necessarily for me.
Speaker 3: Alice is the animated Ali It's my favorite movie of
Speaker 3: all time in my bar. My favorite thing about it
Speaker 3: is the color and Tim Burton's esthetic is the opposite
Speaker 3: of colors. So I he's perfect for Sweeny Toddy, absolutely perfect.
Speaker 3: But it wasn't my favorite adaptation of Alison.
Speaker 1: I'm still waiting for you to figure out what my
Speaker 1: fucking Tim Burton movie is.
Speaker 3: I give me a hint.
Speaker 1: Is my hairstick?
Speaker 3: No, you can face it. Wait, give me a hint. No,
Speaker 3: no hints.
Speaker 1: No, you just gotta think real hard.
Speaker 2: Where do you Where do you start fucking with Tim Burton?
Speaker 2: What's your earliest Tim Burtney memory?
Speaker 3: The Nightmare before Christmas?
Speaker 1: Okay, this happened before that.
Speaker 3: This happened before that.
Speaker 1: It is one of my all time favorite movies.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, Oh, Peewe's Big Adventure.
Speaker 1: No, but you're getting warmer. It was the one he
Speaker 1: did after that pee Wee's.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, Beetlejuice.
Speaker 1: No, but yeah, but you're I'm sorry, my bad. You're right.
Speaker 2: It wasn't the one he did right after that, but
Speaker 2: he didn't do it after Peewe's and it was not Beetlejuice.
Speaker 2: But I do absolutely love beetle Juice.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, oh, so close? Oh my gosh, fuck, Wait,
Speaker 3: what is it? I feel like I'm so close. Give
Speaker 3: me a hint, give me a hint. Mmm, oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Really, it's got one of the greatest scores of all time,
Speaker 2: one of the greatest performances of all time. It was
Speaker 2: a massive fucking hit cultural phenomena.
Speaker 1: People wore the T shirt, cut.
Speaker 3: It into their head, cut it into their head.
Speaker 1: It gave birth to rebirth to an entire fucking genre.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't want I'm blinking completely.
Speaker 1: It's the story of a little boy who loses everything.
Speaker 1: I literally don't know in an alley. Oh, Harley Quinn got.
Speaker 3: It going for a second. All of those also, all
Speaker 3: of those awesome Little Boy, that's all you have to say.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know. That is my favorite
Speaker 1: Tim Burton movie still, and it is far from a
Speaker 1: perfect It's so good. Ye, so many.
Speaker 3: He has so many iconic movies. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: He has definitely fucking affected the culture. Change the culture. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: i'd support that.
Speaker 3: Is it crazy that he didn't direct The Nightmare before Christmas?
Speaker 3: But everybody associates him.
Speaker 1: Yes, we did. Coraline and James and the Giant.
Speaker 3: Peach, Caroline, Coraline Scars. Yes, the other Mother. Oh, the
Speaker 3: other Mother's too, gloso.
Speaker 1: I forgot.
Speaker 3: The uh yeah all right, so wait, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I can't believe I forgot that. Man, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: it took me so long to get there.
Speaker 1: I was thinking. I was like, all right, well she's
Speaker 1: gonna remember Michael King.
Speaker 3: I was like, Sleepy Hollow.
Speaker 1: I love, and that's her best work.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I like that movie.
Speaker 1: So I saw once. I like, when I first came out,
Speaker 1: it was not my like I thought it was well done,
Speaker 1: but not like, let's wash.
Speaker 3: It again, run it back again.
Speaker 1: All right? Is that the end of your fucking quiz?
Speaker 3: What is my biggest fear? There are two acceptable answers.
Speaker 3: One of them should be pretty easy for you to needles. Yeah, well,
Speaker 3: it's it's more things going into my veins is my
Speaker 3: specific fear.
Speaker 1: But how many things go into your veins? Just needs?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's the thought like it's like a shot
Speaker 3: doesn't really bother me, but because in your veins yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah yeah, but like the veins that you can really
Speaker 3: see the getting a shot doesn't bother me as much
Speaker 3: because the veins not like sticking out and it's really
Speaker 3: obvious and stuff. But getting your blood drawn, the veins
Speaker 3: gotta stick out and it's right there.
Speaker 1: That's what it does.
Speaker 3: No, Yeah, that's exactly what I say.
Speaker 2: I just went and had framed today. I went on
Speaker 2: eBay a bad News Bears poster Amanda specific.
Speaker 3: In Spanish, amazing that.
Speaker 1: I was proud of myself.
Speaker 3: Anyway, what's my other biggest fear? I don't know if
Speaker 3: you actually know this or not. Ronald McDonald is pretty easy.
Speaker 1: You did. You did kind of come out against Ronald McDonald.
Speaker 2: I was like, I can, we'll never get that McDonald's
Speaker 2: sponsorship ship in the clown's mouth.
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 2: You know, one of your mother's is being like fucking
Speaker 2: locked up against her will, like in a second board
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: Anytime there's a super inconvenience, I know, my god, damn it,
Speaker 1: but anytime there's a movie where something like that happened,
Speaker 1: she's like, no, no, no, no, no, it's not happening.
Speaker 3: No no, sharks, no no no. Do you have the
Speaker 3: biggest fear?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, but it's not, oddly enough, it's nothing
Speaker 2: to do with like my well being having almost died.
Speaker 1: The kind of fear. Believe me, I want to live,
Speaker 1: but like the fear of death thing was kind of
Speaker 1: purged from the heart attack where I.
Speaker 2: Was like, oh my god, I thought I was dead,
Speaker 2: but I didn't die, So it feels like I'm just
Speaker 2: like playing on house money at the point, living on
Speaker 2: a borrow time, so to speak. So I don't think
Speaker 2: about the thing that I fear probably the most is
Speaker 2: like losing it all, not being able to beat Kevin
Speaker 2: Smith any wow, because now I've been that longer than
Speaker 2: I was. Not that Like, I've been an entertainer for
Speaker 2: thirty one years thirty two if you include the making
Speaker 2: of clerks and everything happened to me when I was
Speaker 2: twenty three, So I had less years as a normal
Speaker 2: human being than I've had as.
Speaker 1: A bang, as a a over enthusiastic camp counselor.
Speaker 3: Being that Kevin Smith at that Kevin Smith that Kevin.
Speaker 1: Smith club where you can watch the show. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it was yeah wow.
Speaker 3: Mine's a mind's some more casual answer. As for my
Speaker 3: fear bears, I love theirs. No, not an actually yes,
Speaker 3: dark water. It's dark water because I fear. I fear
Speaker 3: for what's under the water, Like what water that I
Speaker 3: could see through is all good, But like a lake, No,
Speaker 3: you may.
Speaker 1: Don't have to be afraid of that because you don't
Speaker 1: have to go. Nobody's going like get in the lake.
Speaker 1: But like, I don't know if you don't have to
Speaker 1: go in.
Speaker 3: I feel like I don't know if I could do
Speaker 3: something like film a movie and water.
Speaker 1: Don't you don't have to I don't think, I mean.
Speaker 3: Not, opportunity hasn't struck yet.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think it has to be. Like
Speaker 1: That's why I'm not afraid of sharks, because I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I'll never being the Yeah, that's true. Now they start,
Speaker 1: you know, fucking.
Speaker 3: You know, for those who are listening and aren't watching,
Speaker 3: that was a shark getting out of the water.
Speaker 1: Let's not be ridiculous.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 3: I thought he was like.
Speaker 1: I'm a hungry mostert. He was.
Speaker 2: Like a seal, and seals like, no use their bellies
Speaker 2: up in the I saw a fucking video on TikTok
Speaker 2: the other day and it said this is how life
Speaker 2: should be. And there were people on a boat, like,
Speaker 2: you know, a fucking like cruiser, a fishing boat, not
Speaker 2: a fishing boat, but like having a good not a
Speaker 2: pontoon though, but like a speedboat but not a speedboat,
Speaker 2: but like you can.
Speaker 1: Fish off it, but it ain't a yacht, but like, hey,
Speaker 1: we got a boat for the weekend. And ship like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: like mini party boat but not huge parties, maybe.
Speaker 9: Like eighty let's say sick okay, fucking uh was a
Speaker 9: pelican just lands and sits with them on like the
Speaker 9: couch in the back of the boat, and he's just chilling.
Speaker 10: Out, and you're like, that's fucking this is how it
Speaker 10: should Then all of a sudden, if somebody goes holy
Speaker 10: shit and they pan over and a fucking seal bellies
Speaker 10: up onto the back of the boat, hits the deck
Speaker 10: and just goes to sleep.
Speaker 1: I was like, what.
Speaker 10: Where is this?
Speaker 1: I'm going to do this?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 3: Wait, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: But it was like the caption of this is how
Speaker 1: life should be. It was awesome, so true. Oh my god?
Speaker 1: All right, what else? What's your final question?
Speaker 3: How old am I?
Speaker 1: You're gonna be twenty six? You're twenty five right this second?
Speaker 3: Good job? You scored, you kid.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see what Jennifer does.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be like, well, I not all of them.
Speaker 1: I don't know that caps. Yeah, I feel pretty good
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 3: Are you for your next category?
Speaker 1: No, it's the end of the show.
Speaker 3: It's the end of the show.
Speaker 1: You wasted all our time. Just talking about coal miner's
Speaker 1: fucking daughter. Hold on to that for next episode. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not like it evaporates and you can never do
Speaker 1: it again. There's no expiration date on that.
Speaker 3: I there's a there's a final task though, what's the
Speaker 3: final I'm going to.
Speaker 2: Text it to you why to see if I prove it?
Speaker 2: Or are we going to bring it up on air
Speaker 2: as we speak. It's adorable because you don't seem to
Speaker 2: think that you could like just say it. We can
Speaker 2: cut it if needs be.
Speaker 3: No, got it? Text it too?
Speaker 4: Okay, you can don't.
Speaker 1: Read it out loud, won't talk while I'm reading.
Speaker 3: It, So that's not buy our shirts?
Speaker 1: Please do that?
Speaker 3: Oh you got what? Please buy our shirts that Kevin
Speaker 3: Smith club. Well, kids, this is called the confessional.
Speaker 1: Why is it confessional? Maybe forced confessional? Because you're making
Speaker 1: me say this fair enough? Can I do? I get
Speaker 1: to address it? Just do it? Hopefully people understand that
Speaker 1: this is not my choice. Okay, we will be a
Speaker 1: concluding this episode because I made a poop poop in
Speaker 1: my pants and I've got to go because it's so mushy.
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